Latest / Large Nerdron Collider / LNC Crushes on Fictional Characters for Valentines Day
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- 0:09Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to the Large nur John Collider podcast,
- 0:12Speaker 1: the podcast that's all about the geeky things happening in
- 0:15Speaker 1: the world around us and how very excited we are
- 0:17Speaker 1: about them. I'm Ariel Castin and with me is always
- 0:21Speaker 1: is the wonderful Jonathan Strickland.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Happy Valentine's Day to all you lovers out there.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Oh are we doing like a nineties radio show this week?
- 0:33Speaker 2: No? No, that was that was the grand extent of
- 0:37Speaker 2: my My Smooth Operator delivery.
- 0:42Speaker 1: You could try to do it the whole episode.
- 0:43Speaker 2: That would be pretty fair, It would be it would
- 0:45Speaker 2: be disastrous.
- 0:48Speaker 1: Just just because we uh we you know, skipped last week.
- 0:52Speaker 1: It feels like we haven't recorded in forever, but.
- 0:55Speaker 2: That's not creat we've had. Yeah, we've kind of accidentally
- 0:59Speaker 2: gone to a bike weekly schedule, but it's just because
- 1:02Speaker 2: of various travel and other conflicts that have popped up
- 1:08Speaker 2: that have precluded us from being able to record. And
- 1:12Speaker 2: in fact, Ariel and I are both going to be
- 1:15Speaker 2: traveling later today. So this is going to be I
- 1:21Speaker 2: say this every time and it never is true, but
- 1:23Speaker 2: a quick episode of Larger Drunk Collider.
- 1:26Speaker 1: You're gonna chinx this.
- 1:28Speaker 2: We've got a lot of stuff on here. We do
- 1:32Speaker 2: less than we did because I was brutal when I
- 1:35Speaker 2: went in to edit stuff out.
- 1:37Speaker 1: You really were, But you also added in some thirty
- 1:40Speaker 1: seconds or less last minute. I'm glad I looked, because
- 1:42Speaker 1: I was like, oh.
- 1:43Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, but those are thirty seconds each. So
- 1:46Speaker 2: I figured that adding a couple of those is okay.
- 1:48Speaker 1: That is fine. No, it's fine to add thirty seconds
- 1:51Speaker 1: or less. But I was like, it does takes a
- 1:53Speaker 1: little longer than thirty seconds to turn up.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta read. Yeah, some of them
- 1:58Speaker 2: have multiple points, and then you have to decide, Okay,
- 2:00Speaker 2: which one of these am I going to present, because
- 2:02Speaker 2: if I try and present them all, it'll be a
- 2:05Speaker 2: four and a half minutes or less, yeah, for sure.
- 2:09Speaker 2: But before we get into any of that, we have
- 2:13Speaker 2: some formalities to get through, the first of which is
- 2:16Speaker 2: our question of the week, and in honor of Valentine's Day,
- 2:21Speaker 2: that glorious day of greeting cards, convincing us that we
- 2:25Speaker 2: need to set just one day apart to tell our
- 2:29Speaker 2: loved ones how much they mean to us and forget
- 2:31Speaker 2: about them the rest of the year. My question to you,
- 2:34Speaker 2: Ariel is who is a fictional character crush that you have?
- 2:41Speaker 2: And this is not to suggest that you only have one,
- 2:45Speaker 2: or even that you have one. Maybe you don't. But
- 2:48Speaker 2: is there a fictional character upon whom you have crushed?
- 2:52Speaker 2: Let's set aside a certain mayor of the Georgia Renaissance Festival.
- 2:57Speaker 2: We all know about that one.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Well, now, I don't have any answers, No I do.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I've had several crushes. And it's hard because everybody knows
- 3:07Speaker 1: that I kind of dissect things as I watch them,
- 3:10Speaker 1: and I'm looking at it from both the meta perspective
- 3:13Speaker 1: of being an actor and also from whatever we've kind
- 3:15Speaker 1: of done that my whole life. Like I had a
- 3:19Speaker 1: crush on various rolls of Dick van Dyke throughout his life.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Who hasn't but and and sometimes it's like a particular
- 3:30Speaker 1: actor's performance of for instance, Gary Oldman and Rosea Grants
- 3:35Speaker 1: and Guildenstern are dead. I had a crush on his character,
- 3:40Speaker 1: which then led to a crush of Gary Oldman.
- 3:43Speaker 2: I think that.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Gonna say I was gonna say, mister Tumnus when I
- 3:50Speaker 1: was a kid.
- 3:52Speaker 2: Wow, But I don't know that that's freaky.
- 3:55Speaker 1: I don't know that that's true. Well, it's like a
- 3:57Speaker 1: nice character when you're reading a book. It doesn't always.
- 4:00Speaker 2: Getting into ghosts.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Okay, okay, how many people have had crushes on Disney's
- 4:04Speaker 1: Robin Hood the Fox or gadget.
- 4:07Speaker 2: That is legit? That is legit there, yeah, or or
- 4:10Speaker 2: the the Max's love interest in a Goofy movie that
- 4:14Speaker 2: was a big one for or if you want to
- 4:16Speaker 2: go with Warner Brothers, Lola Bunny like that's another.
- 4:20Speaker 1: So like it's it's not that like and personality is
- 4:24Speaker 1: a lot of it for those characters. I think as well.
- 4:26Speaker 1: It's not that I'm like, oh I find it in
- 4:29Speaker 1: this fox sexy, but like there's a charisma that they have, right,
- 4:35Speaker 1: and there's a kindness that mister Tumnins has. But I
- 4:37Speaker 1: think one of I mean there's so many. There's so
- 4:40Speaker 1: many because like I just I love great, interesting personalities.
- 4:44Speaker 1: I love roguish characters. So I think the one that
- 4:46Speaker 1: has followed through for a good while is Gambit from
- 4:49Speaker 1: The X Men. I mean, not every iteration. Sometimes he
- 4:53Speaker 1: can be a bit whiny, but uh, he's such a
- 4:56Speaker 1: fun character. And I used to think he was super
- 4:59Speaker 1: cute and cartoon with his little crop tops.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Having a lot today?
- 5:09Speaker 1: What is wrong with that?
- 5:10Speaker 2: It wasn't a criticism, It wasn't a criticism, It was
- 5:13Speaker 2: just a statement.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. I mean so like, I've had a lot
- 5:18Speaker 1: of quote unquote crushes, but a lot of it is
- 5:20Speaker 1: just like half of them are admiration for the performance,
- 5:26Speaker 1: and then half of them are like, oh, that's a cute,
- 5:29Speaker 1: fun character that you know. And then of course, like
- 5:34Speaker 1: I want to say doctor Who, but I have not
- 5:36Speaker 1: crushed on every iteration of doctor Who. But no, Christopher
- 5:38Speaker 1: Ecleston definitely, Yeah, yeah, definitely Christopher Eccleston's ninth doctor.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Me clarify a little.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Bit, Yeah, so yeah, what about you? Like, I could
- 5:52Speaker 1: go on and on and on. There are tons of
- 5:53Speaker 1: characters that I'm like, Oh they're attractive or oh they're
- 5:55Speaker 1: fun or oh whatever, what about you?
- 5:58Speaker 2: Okay, So when I wrote this question, I thought Ariel
- 6:02Speaker 2: might give me one. I did not expect to get
- 6:05Speaker 2: so many.
- 6:07Speaker 1: I gave you so many because I ran out of
- 6:09Speaker 1: time to superpair it down.
- 6:11Speaker 2: You also know, you also know, like I joke all
- 6:13Speaker 2: the time about so and so is my girlfriend, So
- 6:15Speaker 2: you know that this hits me real frequently because when
- 6:19Speaker 2: I say so, and so is my girlfriend. What I
- 6:21Speaker 2: really mean is like, there's usually a performance or a
- 6:24Speaker 2: character this person has played that I just found really
- 6:28Speaker 2: captivating and attractive. Although in the case of at least
- 6:32Speaker 2: well really in the case of at least two of
- 6:35Speaker 2: my fictional girlfriends, it's also because they are extremely charismatic
- 6:40Speaker 2: and charming and quirky in press junkets.
- 6:44Speaker 1: So yes, But I will say in that case, even
- 6:47Speaker 1: though many celebrities do put on a public front that
- 6:51Speaker 1: is not necessarily their private self, Yes, an actress at
- 6:55Speaker 1: a press junket does not count as a fictional character crush.
- 6:59Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. I'm just saying. I was just
- 7:02Speaker 2: clarifying that there are characters upon whom I had a crush,
- 7:09Speaker 2: and then there are other examples where that crush I
- 7:12Speaker 2: think possibly extends beyond character to the actor portraying that character,
- 7:18Speaker 2: or at least the public facing persona of that actor.
- 7:22Speaker 1: I mentioned a couple of those myself.
- 7:23Speaker 2: So so back in the day, this is no longer
- 7:26Speaker 2: true because it would be disturbing. But back in the day,
- 7:31Speaker 2: I would have said Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
- 7:34Speaker 2: like I thought Alison Hannigan's performance as Willow, especially in
- 7:38Speaker 2: the first four seasons of Buffy, was just so adorable
- 7:43Speaker 2: and relatable and I just had a big crush on her.
- 7:47Speaker 2: But I mean, we were both much younger than these days.
- 7:51Speaker 2: I would not say that to me. The one I
- 7:53Speaker 2: would go to is probably Lucy MacLean from fall Out.
- 7:57Speaker 2: That's the Okay, that's Ella's character, my one of my
- 8:01Speaker 2: fictional one of my fake girlfriends. Is what her character, Lucy,
- 8:05Speaker 2: the main character in the Fallout series, And the reason
- 8:08Speaker 2: is because she's very Her character is very sweet and compassionate,
- 8:12Speaker 2: and she has a very strong sense of justice. And
- 8:15Speaker 2: she's very capable too. She's not, like, you know, just
- 8:19Speaker 2: a klutz or something. She's actually quite capable. But she's
- 8:24Speaker 2: also naive and a bit impractical. Like the realities of
- 8:27Speaker 2: the world around her don't allow for her very black
- 8:31Speaker 2: and white view of justice. Right Like it's she comes
- 8:36Speaker 2: into conflict with her own moral center and the world
- 8:40Speaker 2: she finds herself in, and that's where a lot of
- 8:42Speaker 2: the drama comes from, like a lot of her character
- 8:44Speaker 2: development comes from. And your hope as a viewer, at
- 8:47Speaker 2: least my hope as a viewer, is it doesn't change
- 8:50Speaker 2: her from who she really is deep down that somehow
- 8:53Speaker 2: she's able to preserve that. But you know, realistically, you'd say, like, well,
- 8:58Speaker 2: you either have to adapt or you get wiped out.
- 9:02Speaker 2: So we'll see. Uh, if she does have to compromise
- 9:06Speaker 2: over and over again, that's gonna get progressively more challenging
- 9:10Speaker 2: for me as a viewer. But it could be really
- 9:13Speaker 2: good drama anyway, Lucy's my my answer.
- 9:16Speaker 1: Nice, Nice, I do have more, and some of them
- 9:19Speaker 1: are more embarrassing, but yeah, like Grog from Voxmakina.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Or you know, Cubert. Anyway, let's move on to you
- 9:29Speaker 2: were not supposed to mention that one. I mean, like,
- 9:32Speaker 2: you know, when he found out, he was just cursing
- 9:35Speaker 2: up a storm. I think, I don't know. It's just
- 9:37Speaker 2: a little word bubble with symbols in it. Uh, let's
- 9:40Speaker 2: talk about what we've watched since last time we recorded,
- 9:43Speaker 2: and it has been two weeks, so Ariel, have you
- 9:45Speaker 2: have you watched anything in those two weeks.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember. I have been watching lots of
- 9:53Speaker 1: the Pit, Like I'm fully caught up on the Pit, right.
- 9:58Speaker 1: I don't remember if I mentioned this before, so I'm
- 10:00Speaker 1: sorry if it's a repeat. I did make my husband
- 10:03Speaker 1: watched the first episode of Monarch Legacy and Monsters, and
- 10:06Speaker 1: it wasn't for him, so I need to watch the
- 10:09Speaker 1: rest of it myself. But that's okay. I've started to
- 10:13Speaker 1: re I've finished Fox Makina. We've started rewatching Fallout now
- 10:18Speaker 1: as a group watch, so I just watched episode one
- 10:21Speaker 1: for the second time. I haven't watched episodes three or
- 10:26Speaker 1: four of Night of the Seven Kingdoms because of a
- 10:29Speaker 1: moment that you mentioned. And it's not that I won't
- 10:31Speaker 1: watch the show, it's that I have to be in
- 10:35Speaker 1: a place where I'm okay skipping over that part.
- 10:40Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a section that the full length of the event.
- 10:45Speaker 2: It's not like it's focusing exclusively on it, but it
- 10:47Speaker 2: does cut back. Is last like a minute and a
- 10:51Speaker 2: half in episode three, and it's a very upsetting animal
- 10:57Speaker 2: harm sequence, and it's I hate.
- 11:00Speaker 1: It and I will definitely hate it. And you're supposed to.
- 11:03Speaker 2: Write like, yes, yeah, no, it's it's meant to be upsetting.
- 11:07Speaker 2: It's it's one of those events that tells you how
- 11:10Speaker 2: bad the bad guy is.
- 11:12Speaker 1: And the bad guy is very, very, very bad, and
- 11:15Speaker 1: obviously there's no animal that was actually injured in the filming, but.
- 11:20Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, yeah, but it's like does it make it easier. Yeah,
- 11:23Speaker 2: when you get to a point where the special effects
- 11:25Speaker 2: are so convincing. Like I think, ultimately we all know
- 11:30Speaker 2: if we go and see a movie where that like
- 11:32Speaker 2: let's say there's a lot of gore, we all know
- 11:34Speaker 2: that it's you know, movie magic, it's faked. But if
- 11:37Speaker 2: it's really convincing, it can still really impact you. And
- 11:41Speaker 2: that scene had a big impact. I was really upset,
- 11:46Speaker 2: and I was like, I have got to warn Ariel
- 11:48Speaker 2: before she watches this episode.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Is it a very long scene.
- 11:52Speaker 2: It's like a man and a half. Like it starts
- 11:56Speaker 2: like I think I gave you the time stamps. I
- 11:58Speaker 2: think it starts at like minute twenty nine and within
- 12:01Speaker 2: like thirty minutes and thirty seconds, then it's kind of
- 12:05Speaker 2: moved on, like the the aftermath of that moment, Like
- 12:09Speaker 2: there's narrative aftermath that continues, but the visual aftermath has
- 12:14Speaker 2: kind of ended at that point. And like I said,
- 12:17Speaker 2: it's not like it's staying a minute and a half
- 12:19Speaker 2: on this horrific moment, but it keeps cutting back well
- 12:25Speaker 2: because it's it's people reacting to what has just happened,
- 12:30Speaker 2: and then you know, seeing the continuation of that terra,
- 12:34Speaker 2: I'm dancing around it just in case people out there
- 12:37Speaker 2: haven't watched this show yet and they want to.
- 12:39Speaker 1: So yeah, there is one other show I've started since
- 12:43Speaker 1: I am about I have like three more episodes left
- 12:46Speaker 1: of season six of New Zealand task Master, and then
- 12:50Speaker 1: I need to start on There was another show I
- 12:53Speaker 1: don't remember. It's an actor who's traveling abroad that one
- 12:57Speaker 1: of our listeners recommended. That's another Australian show that I
- 12:59Speaker 1: want to check out. But in the meantime, I have
- 13:05Speaker 1: started shrinking on Apple TV.
- 13:08Speaker 2: And you're enjoying that this was the one where you
- 13:10Speaker 2: accidentally watched episode one of season three.
- 13:13Speaker 1: First Yes, Yes, which made it feel like a big
- 13:16Speaker 1: old sitcom, And there are definitely sitcom moments, but when
- 13:19Speaker 1: you start on season one, episode one, it's a little
- 13:23Speaker 1: bit more dramaedy.
- 13:25Speaker 2: It is.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Jason Siegel from Forgetting Sarah Marshall How I Met Your Mother,
- 13:31Speaker 1: the newer Muppet movie, and Harrison Ford playing therapists, and
- 13:37Speaker 1: it is an adult show. It is not for kids.
- 13:39Speaker 1: They deal with a lot of adult topics, but it
- 13:42Speaker 1: is delightful and It is heartwarming and it's moving and
- 13:45Speaker 1: I've cried a few times, and I really enjoy it.
- 13:49Speaker 2: I remember, first of all, it sounds like it's good
- 13:52Speaker 2: and I need to check it out. That I remember.
- 13:54Speaker 2: I want to say it was. Amazon used to have
- 13:56Speaker 2: this issue where their TV series they would have different
- 14:02Speaker 2: intriges for different seasons. So instead of like instead of
- 14:05Speaker 2: it all being grouped under one and you would just
- 14:07Speaker 2: sequentially move through and when you got to the end
- 14:09Speaker 2: of season one it would automatically go into season two.
- 14:12Speaker 2: You had to actually find the other season and click
- 14:15Speaker 2: into it and everything. It was so clunky, and I
- 14:17Speaker 2: hated it because you could fall into the same trap
- 14:20Speaker 2: you did where yeah, you try and watch something and then.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Well we have Apple TV through Amazon, so that is
- 14:28Speaker 1: exactly what happened. I'm also watching Downton Abbey. I had
- 14:33Speaker 1: watched up to the end of season three and then
- 14:35Speaker 1: I stopped because I knew what happened. And one of
- 14:37Speaker 1: my favorite characters left the show. But and so they
- 14:41Speaker 1: killed him off because he wanted to leave the show.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Which is a good way to write off a character, right.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to worry about them coming back.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's not one of those like we don't
- 14:51Speaker 1: like him anymore, we want him off the show. He
- 14:53Speaker 1: was like I'm moving on, and like, okay, well, we
- 14:55Speaker 1: gotta deal with your character because he's a main character.
- 14:58Speaker 1: But I watch it on several TVs, so like I'll
- 15:05Speaker 1: watch it while I'm working out downstairs, or I'll watch
- 15:07Speaker 1: it upstairs while I'm putting away laundry or whatever. And
- 15:13Speaker 1: Amazon can't remember even though I'm using the same account
- 15:16Speaker 1: every time where I am, so it'll be like I'm
- 15:19Speaker 1: playing you episode one of season one, I'm playing you
- 15:21Speaker 1: episode four of season six. I've never watched season six
- 15:24Speaker 1: and I've never I'm definitely not in the middle of it.
- 15:27Speaker 2: What the heck? That is weird? Yeah, I mean because
- 15:31Speaker 2: I definitely were a multi screen household in that I
- 15:33Speaker 2: will often watch things on my computer and if Becca
- 15:37Speaker 2: and I want to watch something together, then we'll put
- 15:39Speaker 2: it up on the TV. And I haven't run into
- 15:43Speaker 2: that particular issue before, but that I can see how
- 15:48Speaker 2: that's frustrating. The only way that would even make sense
- 15:51Speaker 2: to me is if there were two separate accounts, like
- 15:53Speaker 2: one of them was yours and one of them was
- 15:55Speaker 2: your partners.
- 15:55Speaker 1: I mean, and we do. And because we have cat sitters,
- 15:58Speaker 1: we actually have a third account, which is four guests,
- 16:01Speaker 1: or like, we have house guests a lot. So we're like,
- 16:03Speaker 1: if you're watching our cats, feel free to use our
- 16:05Speaker 1: streaming services. Or if you're visiting our house and you
- 16:08Speaker 1: want to watch your own thing or a show that
- 16:10Speaker 1: we're in the middle of, feel free, here's your own.
- 16:12Speaker 2: But this way, it's not going to mess up your algorithm.
- 16:15Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, but and like so there is the
- 16:19Speaker 1: thing of like, especially when I was when I started
- 16:21Speaker 1: out Mabby and I was rewatching it season one through three.
- 16:23Speaker 1: I had watched and so I understood that it was
- 16:25Speaker 1: getting a little confused.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Where I was.
- 16:28Speaker 1: But anyhow, that's enough about me. What have you been watching? Uh?
- 16:32Speaker 2: So I am all caught up on Night of the
- 16:34Speaker 2: Seven Kingdoms And as harrowing as that one sequence in
- 16:38Speaker 2: episode three was, I really liked episode four a lot. Arguably.
- 16:45Speaker 2: Episode four is where our hero finds himself at his
- 16:47Speaker 2: lowest point, Like it's that point of the story. But
- 16:51Speaker 2: it was handled very well. It didn't it never like
- 16:54Speaker 2: it felt like he was facing overwhelming odds. But I
- 16:57Speaker 2: never felt the bleak despair that I associate with Game
- 17:00Speaker 2: of Thrones, so that's something is nice.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Crazy Brathians still crazy and nice. If you can't say that,
- 17:09Speaker 1: that's fine. Uh, yes he is okay, yeah, I mean
- 17:16Speaker 1: you want to spoil it, It's fine.
- 17:18Speaker 2: He's fun. Has He only has a small moment in
- 17:22Speaker 2: the fourth episode, but it's a good one. It's it's
- 17:25Speaker 2: it's a nice one. I also watched The Moregan, which
- 17:30Speaker 2: is an Irish horror film that I was really excited
- 17:33Speaker 2: to see because i like Irish folklore and mythology and
- 17:37Speaker 2: I'm familiar with the mythology behind the more Agon, which is, uh,
- 17:42Speaker 2: it's a little complicated. You can't give a definitive answer
- 17:45Speaker 2: as to who is the Morigon because different areas of
- 17:49Speaker 2: Ireland had different legends around this mythical character. She is
- 17:54Speaker 2: often depicted as like a goddess of war, and she's
- 17:58Speaker 2: often depicted as being a trinity of goddesses, but in
- 18:03Speaker 2: this particular one, she is a singular goddess, largely a
- 18:07Speaker 2: goddess of revenge, specifically one that that avenges the misdeeds
- 18:14Speaker 2: done against women by men, so kind of like a
- 18:18Speaker 2: screw the patriarchy kind of kind of thing. And I
- 18:21Speaker 2: was excited to see it, and like, there's this big
- 18:24Speaker 2: exposition dump at the beginning of the movie kind of
- 18:26Speaker 2: trying to run through who the Morgan is in this
- 18:29Speaker 2: particular you know, instance of the Morgon, and it's it's
- 18:33Speaker 2: set in modern day where there's like an archaeologist who's
- 18:36Speaker 2: going to this remote place in Ireland, on an island
- 18:40Speaker 2: off the coast of Ireland, to look for evidence of
- 18:45Speaker 2: an actual person who might have been the inspiration for
- 18:48Speaker 2: the Morgan. Kind of like how some people believe there's
- 18:51Speaker 2: a possibly an actual person who could have been the
- 18:54Speaker 2: inspiration for King Arthur. Kind of like that. I was
- 18:57Speaker 2: looking forward to it, and then it turns out to
- 18:59Speaker 2: be kind of just a slight twist on your standard
- 19:04Speaker 2: demonic possession story horror story, and it really disappointed me
- 19:10Speaker 2: because I had high hopes that this was going to
- 19:12Speaker 2: be rich in Irish folklore and it became much more
- 19:15Speaker 2: of a kind of by the numbers demonic possession horror movie,
- 19:19Speaker 2: and I was let down. I also, I'm caught up.
- 19:24Speaker 2: I've watched all of Fallout season two, so you're in
- 19:27Speaker 2: for a treat. And I mean, as long as you
- 19:30Speaker 2: don't care about the fact that if you were to
- 19:33Speaker 2: ask yourself at the end of the season, what progress
- 19:36Speaker 2: has been made narratively and your answer is not much,
- 19:42Speaker 2: and you're still okay with it?
- 19:44Speaker 1: Good, Yeah, I'm fine with that. When we were initially
- 19:48Speaker 1: watching it and we got through season three, Tony was
- 19:50Speaker 1: already feeling that, like, this isn't going anywhere.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Yeah, the it's more about world building in characters, and
- 20:00Speaker 2: I still like that. There's been a couple of complaints
- 20:03Speaker 2: I've seen from a lot of fans. One big that
- 20:06Speaker 2: you know, narratively, not much is happening. Like if you
- 20:08Speaker 2: were to say, what's the story that's unfolding, it's hard
- 20:13Speaker 2: to say because not a whole lot advances as far
- 20:16Speaker 2: as that goes. And another is another complaint I've seen
- 20:21Speaker 2: is that there are too many character storylines, which is
- 20:24Speaker 2: partially why the overall narrative doesn't get pushed forward. You
- 20:28Speaker 2: have too many individual characters who are in different situations,
- 20:32Speaker 2: so you keep going back to character character, character, character,
- 20:37Speaker 2: plus backstory for some characters where it's pre war stuff,
- 20:42Speaker 2: and it just you're like, of course, you don't get
- 20:45Speaker 2: any advancement of the story. You have too many threads.
- 20:49Speaker 2: And I get that complaint too. I don't think it's unwarranted.
- 20:52Speaker 2: I'm still enjoying it, even though I see the validity
- 20:55Speaker 2: of those criticisms. And then finally, I also it was
- 21:00Speaker 2: overdue because I did watch the first season when it
- 21:02Speaker 2: came out, but I watched Twisted Metal Season two, which
- 21:06Speaker 2: is really more about the actual Twisted Metal tournament, and
- 21:11Speaker 2: it has a lot of the same problems as Fallout
- 21:13Speaker 2: in that narratively, not much happens. It's mostly an excuse
- 21:18Speaker 2: to have like set pieces and character moments. I still
- 21:23Speaker 2: enjoyed it for what it was, and it's hard for
- 21:26Speaker 2: me to be critical of something that's about such a
- 21:28Speaker 2: dumb series of video games. So I'll just say that,
- 21:33Speaker 2: like at the end of it, I wasn't really satisfied,
- 21:36Speaker 2: but I was more entertained than not. Even though they
- 21:40Speaker 2: did also swap out nev Campbell, who was in the
- 21:45Speaker 2: first season, she was not in the second season. Instead
- 21:47Speaker 2: they got Oh I can't remember the actress's name, but
- 21:50Speaker 2: she was Madison with two wins and a y. But
- 21:52Speaker 2: it's not where you think nice.
- 21:55Speaker 1: I'm glad she's getting more work. That's interesting. I've been
- 21:59Speaker 1: wanting to watch Twisted Metal. I currently have Peacock. You know,
- 22:02Speaker 1: that's not one of the ones that I always keep,
- 22:05Speaker 1: but I currently have it because we did watch the
- 22:08Speaker 1: Giant Football Extravaganza.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Yeah, the very large game, the.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Very large game that was not so great this year,
- 22:17Speaker 1: and I'm really mad that the Kicker did not get
- 22:20Speaker 1: MVP because they scored the majority of the game.
- 22:23Speaker 2: Yes, no, when I when I was reading up because
- 22:25Speaker 2: I didn't watch it. But when I was reading up,
- 22:27Speaker 2: I talked about how this kicker made all five attempts
- 22:31Speaker 2: successfully and was like, for the longest time, the only
- 22:35Speaker 2: person to score in the game did not win MVP.
- 22:38Speaker 2: I'm like, well, this is rigged.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently they let you go in and vote and
- 22:42Speaker 1: you can vote multiple times, so I voted as much
- 22:45Speaker 1: as I thought was reasonable for this poor kicker.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah I was. I was sad.
- 22:51Speaker 1: Like everybody stayed at around after the game was over.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Not every we had a couple of people over, but
- 22:56Speaker 1: they stayed over to see who would be the MVP,
- 23:00Speaker 1: as we're all hoping the Kicker and it didn't happen.
- 23:03Speaker 1: The commercials were okay. There were a couple of really
- 23:06Speaker 1: good ones and then a bunch of the thing that
- 23:07Speaker 1: annoys me where like they're like, hey, the trailer for
- 23:11Speaker 1: this movie is out, but go to YouTube to watch it.
- 23:14Speaker 1: So we're going to talk about some of those later
- 23:16Speaker 1: in the episode.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Yeah, not as many as we had planned, Yeah, because
- 23:22Speaker 2: we did have like the Mandalorian and grogu in there
- 23:25Speaker 2: at one point. But I was like, I'm pretty sure
- 23:27Speaker 2: everyone has heard about this already, because it got some
- 23:30Speaker 2: backlash because people were confused by it, and I'm like,
- 23:33Speaker 2: it's clearly I thought it was. Yeah, it's clearly spoofing Budweiser,
- 23:39Speaker 2: Like it's that's obviously what it is, and that this
- 23:42Speaker 2: is not not what the actual movie is going to
- 23:45Speaker 2: look like. But you know, again, I can kind of
- 23:47Speaker 2: get it because Star Wars doesn't traditionally do that kind
- 23:50Speaker 2: of thing, Like you'll get the goofy stuff for like
- 23:52Speaker 2: all the merchandise high ends, but you don't get the
- 23:55Speaker 2: goofy stuff for the actual, you know, promotional material for
- 23:58Speaker 2: the film itself. So I can kind of see why
- 24:01Speaker 2: people would get a little bent out of shape about it.
- 24:03Speaker 2: But I saw it and I was like, well, this
- 24:05Speaker 2: is clearly just for you know, brand recognition, you know,
- 24:09Speaker 2: putting it in people's minds that this movie is coming out.
- 24:12Speaker 2: This is obviously not an actual sequence from the movie.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was clever that they were spoofing
- 24:20Speaker 1: on the commercial. I did like the I think it
- 24:22Speaker 1: was Budweiser's commercial this year. I actually really liked that.
- 24:25Speaker 1: It was heartwarming. I know this is not a sports podcast,
- 24:30Speaker 1: but I do want to mention that there were two
- 24:33Speaker 1: commercials that both used music from Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and
- 24:39Speaker 1: while neither was a bad commercial, I loved the use
- 24:42Speaker 1: in one and I hated the use in the other
- 24:45Speaker 1: because interesting. There was one for the Boys and Girls
- 24:49Speaker 1: Club of America, and that was fine and it was good,
- 24:51Speaker 1: but it came after the first one, which was Redfinn,
- 24:54Speaker 1: and the message of the commercial was helping out your
- 24:57Speaker 1: neighbors right in times of need, like if you're missing
- 25:00Speaker 1: an animal or missing a puppy, your puppy gets lost,
- 25:02Speaker 1: or a tree falls in front of your house because
- 25:04Speaker 1: of a storm, and like it was just everybody helping
- 25:06Speaker 1: each other and that was wonderful. But they took won't
- 25:09Speaker 1: You be My Neighbor and they put it into this
- 25:11Speaker 1: really mellow, sad, slow key, and they made it depressing
- 25:17Speaker 1: and I was like, I cannot abide this.
- 25:19Speaker 2: So it's kind of like kind of like the go
- 25:21Speaker 2: to horror movie thing where let's take a song that's
- 25:25Speaker 2: associated with like upbeat, happy, optimistic stuff and slow it
- 25:30Speaker 2: way down and make it creepy.
- 25:31Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, great, so for make it sad And
- 25:34Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you can't do that with that song.
- 25:36Speaker 1: But but yeah, I just I'm sorry we were talking
- 25:39Speaker 1: about it.
- 25:40Speaker 2: I had to Oh, no, I think that was that
- 25:43Speaker 2: was relevant. Well that's that was all I had to
- 25:45Speaker 2: say about the stuff I've watched. I'm sure there's other
- 25:47Speaker 2: things that I've watched, but nothing's coming to mind. And
- 25:50Speaker 2: those were the specific genre stuff that when I mostly
- 25:53Speaker 2: wanted to complain about the Morgan because I had such
- 25:57Speaker 2: high hopes it was fine for what it was. Don't
- 25:59Speaker 2: get me wrong. It's not like it's a bad movie
- 26:02Speaker 2: I was. It just fell so far short of what
- 26:05Speaker 2: I was hoping for. I get it.
- 26:07Speaker 1: There is a solution to this, Jonathan, because you love
- 26:10Speaker 1: Irish folklore so much, make the movie you want to see.
- 26:14Speaker 2: I have to wait and see if that Adam Scott
- 26:16Speaker 2: film is going to be the movie I want to see. Fair, Fair,
- 26:19Speaker 2: because that looks that also looks weird and steeped in
- 26:24Speaker 2: Irish folklore, so I am looking forward to seeing that.
- 26:28Speaker 2: When it's out all right, well, then let us sachet
- 26:33Speaker 2: down to the thirty seconds or less room. It's right here,
- 26:37Speaker 2: so we don't actually have to go anywhere, and I
- 26:41Speaker 2: will begin so here Oi Ago Josh Tomorrow, the head
- 26:46Speaker 2: of Disney Experiences, an overseer of all things theme parks,
- 26:50Speaker 2: has scored a fast pass to becoming the new company CEO.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Outgoing head boss Bob Eiger named Tomorrow his successor. The
- 26:57Speaker 2: board unanimously approved that decision, and Dana Walden, who was
- 27:02Speaker 2: co chairman of Disney Entertainment, will hold a new position
- 27:05Speaker 2: of President and Chief Creative Officer.
- 27:11Speaker 1: From Disney to Netflix, we are getting a professional pro
- 27:14Speaker 1: shot of Stranger Things the First Shadow, which is the
- 27:17Speaker 1: Stranger Things musical that premiered in the West End and
- 27:20Speaker 1: they came over to Broadway. They're filming it, I think
- 27:23Speaker 1: this weekend, so they've canceled this weekend of shows, but
- 27:29Speaker 1: it will eventually be coming to Netflix.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Cool friend of the show, shay Lee will be excited
- 27:35Speaker 2: to learn about a musical adaptation of Practical Magic. It's
- 27:37Speaker 2: currently in development. Alice Hoffman, who wrote the book, is
- 27:41Speaker 2: working with Nora Jones, Greg Wattenberg, and director Maria Friedman.
- 27:45Speaker 2: No telling when it will be ready for previews, but
- 27:48Speaker 2: you can satisfy your practical magic needs this coming September
- 27:51Speaker 2: when a sequel to the film adaptation comes.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Out inconceivable, No, it's not, but are either is apparently
- 28:01Speaker 1: an adaptation of The Princess Bride for Broadway. Apparently I
- 28:06Speaker 1: finally got there. There was a workshop for this musical
- 28:09Speaker 1: adaptation recently, with Alex Brightman playing Billy who is the
- 28:14Speaker 1: grandson slash narrator, and a bunch of other wonderful people.
- 28:18Speaker 1: I think this would make a great musical and if
- 28:21Speaker 1: Alex Brightman is involved, I definitely want to see it.
- 28:24Speaker 2: Yeah. Severance has been a big hit for Apple, and
- 28:27Speaker 2: now Apple owns it so Previously, Severance was produced by
- 28:31Speaker 2: a third party company called Fifth Season that Apple has
- 28:34Speaker 2: officially taken over after spending nearly seventy million dollars on
- 28:37Speaker 2: acquiring the property. The plan is for the series to
- 28:40Speaker 2: go at least four seasons, with possible spinoffs in the future.
- 28:43Speaker 2: So let's get the Department of Choreography and merriment in here.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Fast and Furious has another movie. Did you know the
- 28:51Speaker 1: last one came out in twenty twenty three. It feels
- 28:53Speaker 1: like it was just yesterday. Anyhow, The new movie will
- 28:58Speaker 1: be called Fast for Ever. I guess Vin Diesel is
- 29:04Speaker 1: hoping to eventually become bionics so he can continue to
- 29:06Speaker 1: be Fast Forever. It will come out in theaters on
- 29:09Speaker 1: March seventeenth, twenty twenty eight.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Because family Never Dies, areel you to just turn into
- 29:16Speaker 2: cgi A twenty four has acquired the rights to the
- 29:19Speaker 2: Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise and plans a series with The
- 29:23Speaker 2: Long Walks writer JT. Moulner directing and Glenn Powell as
- 29:27Speaker 2: an executive producer, though not appearing into the series. So
- 29:31Speaker 2: this franchise began in nineteen seventy four with an ultra
- 29:33Speaker 2: low budget film that influenced countless filmmakers, particularly in the
- 29:38Speaker 2: slasher subgenre. Molmer has already said the series will not
- 29:42Speaker 2: be a remake of the original film.
- 29:47Speaker 1: I'm hoping another thing that will not be a remake
- 29:50Speaker 1: of the original film is the new Mummy movie coming
- 29:52Speaker 1: out with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Wwice. Yes, Yes, anyhow,
- 30:00Speaker 1: we've known about it. We knew that it was happening
- 30:02Speaker 1: for a bit, but now we have a release state,
- 30:04Speaker 1: which will be May nineteenth, twenty twenty eight. I want
- 30:08Speaker 1: them to take their time because I want it to
- 30:09Speaker 1: be as fun as I remember the Mummy movies being,
- 30:13Speaker 1: but also it feels so far away.
- 30:16Speaker 2: An Irish filmmaker whose first name I can't pronounce, but
- 30:19Speaker 2: whose last name is Robinson posted a fifteen second AI
- 30:22Speaker 2: generated video showing Tom Cruise in hand to hand combat
- 30:26Speaker 2: with Brad Pitt. And he made it with c Dance
- 30:29Speaker 2: two point zero, which is a product from Chinese company
- 30:32Speaker 2: Byte Dance that's the former owners of TikTok. This has
- 30:36Speaker 2: prompted the MPa to condemn Byte Dance for IP infringement
- 30:40Speaker 2: because the tool has to train on existing works in
- 30:43Speaker 2: order to create this stuff, and screenwriter Rhet Reese has
- 30:47Speaker 2: proclaimed with great cheerfulness, it's likely over for us.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Wow, well it's not over for the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles.
- 30:57Speaker 1: I was a teen. Because I'm reading the article as
- 31:00Speaker 1: I talk. Paramount is doing all of the turtle things.
- 31:04Speaker 1: So they're releasing a animated series that is going to
- 31:08Speaker 1: be four minutes long. Each episode like Spidey and His
- 31:12Speaker 1: Amazing Friends, which I didn't know was a four minute episode,
- 31:14Speaker 1: so short form video. They're coming out with two different books,
- 31:18Speaker 1: one that is adult themed and one that is kid themed, merchandise,
- 31:23Speaker 1: all kinds of fun stuff. I don't hate it.
- 31:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all for good tmn T stuff as long
- 31:33Speaker 2: as it's good. I mean, that series has been around
- 31:37Speaker 2: for ages and has had multiple incarnations, the original being
- 31:42Speaker 2: more of a gritty spoof of comic book tropes, specifically
- 31:46Speaker 2: stuff like Daredevil, and then others being obviously much more
- 31:50Speaker 2: lighthearted and geared toward kids, and I'm cool with all
- 31:54Speaker 2: of it as long as it's done. Well.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Yeah, well, nothing will ever beat the nineties movies.
- 32:02Speaker 2: But well it's only because you're such a huge fan
- 32:05Speaker 2: of Vanilla Ice Baby. Yes, Go Ninja Go Ninja Go, Jacob.
- 32:11Speaker 1: That is a fantastic song. Sorry, I just got so loud.
- 32:14Speaker 1: There Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go is fantastic.
- 32:19Speaker 2: Are you also a big fan of mc Hammer's Adams
- 32:22Speaker 2: Family song from from the end of the Adams Family Movie.
- 32:27Speaker 1: I don't know if I remember that one.
- 32:30Speaker 2: They do what they want to do, say what they
- 32:32Speaker 2: want to say, Live how they want to live, play
- 32:34Speaker 2: how they want to play.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously I'm not because it is I think I
- 32:39Speaker 1: saw the Adams Family movie. It's not that one did
- 32:42Speaker 1: not stick with me. Wow.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Okay, Well, first of all, it might have actually been
- 32:46Speaker 2: used for the sequel. I don't know if it was
- 32:48Speaker 2: in the original film or not, but it was. Yeah.
- 32:51Speaker 2: I think it's the original film because I know they
- 32:52Speaker 2: have cousin it speak in it, and I don't think
- 32:54Speaker 2: because it really shows up in the second movie very much.
- 32:57Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about non genre stuff that we
- 33:00Speaker 2: forgot to take out of the lineup.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Yeah. The first one is almost fitty. It's called American Classic.
- 33:08Speaker 1: It's a TV series that's coming out about an actor
- 33:11Speaker 1: who goes back to his hometown where it all started
- 33:14Speaker 1: and has to save the town with a production of
- 33:18Speaker 1: Our Town. Can I say Town more times?
- 33:22Speaker 2: At stars Kevin Klein as the lead character. He's kind
- 33:26Speaker 2: of a washed up actors who's got a very fragile ego,
- 33:30Speaker 2: and he finds out his mother has passed away, which
- 33:34Speaker 2: is what prompts him to go back to his hometown,
- 33:36Speaker 2: and there he finds out that the town's theater, which
- 33:41Speaker 2: is where he got his start, and he has a
- 33:42Speaker 2: huge amount of nostalgia for it is going to be
- 33:45Speaker 2: essentially demolished in order to make a casino, and so
- 33:48Speaker 2: it's kind of his let's put on a show and
- 33:51Speaker 2: save the town theater. So it's very that's like a
- 33:55Speaker 2: classic trump like that makes me think of the eighties, right,
- 33:59Speaker 2: like we gotta save the rec Center the that's the
- 34:03Speaker 2: plot of of a break in two Electric Boogaloo. But
- 34:10Speaker 2: our town really, yeah, not the best choice in my opinion.
- 34:14Speaker 2: Laura Lenny is also in this. She plays I think
- 34:16Speaker 2: she's Kevin Klein's sister in law and she's also the
- 34:19Speaker 2: mayor of the town.
- 34:20Speaker 1: And she's also his ex.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Yes, she used to date him. Now she's his sister
- 34:25Speaker 2: in law and she has a very low opinion of him.
- 34:29Speaker 2: She thinks that he kind of ditched the town and
- 34:32Speaker 2: the only reason he came back was for himself and
- 34:34Speaker 2: not for anyone else. Yeah, there's a lot of drama
- 34:39Speaker 2: going on, but it's actually a comedy, Like if you
- 34:41Speaker 2: watch this trailer, it is it's got lots of silly
- 34:45Speaker 2: moments in it. And it comes out on March first.
- 34:50Speaker 2: The first two episodes drop on March first is on
- 34:52Speaker 2: MGM Plus, which is not one that I subscribe to,
- 34:56Speaker 2: so I'll probably have to just hear about this.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I never watched Once upon a Time in Hollywood,
- 35:06Speaker 1: so this next trailer has absolutely no meaning to me.
- 35:10Speaker 1: It was confusing during the big game what happened? And
- 35:17Speaker 1: also like the entire I'm gonna let you I will
- 35:20Speaker 1: let you talk about it in a second. The entire
- 35:21Speaker 1: trailer seemed like one giant look how racy we are.
- 35:24Speaker 1: We can't even show you?
- 35:26Speaker 2: That was it? Well, I mean it's written by Tarantino.
- 35:28Speaker 2: It's gonna be that way where you like, how do
- 35:31Speaker 2: you how do you advertise a Tarantino written screenplay on
- 35:36Speaker 2: broadcast television. Well, you can either cut around all the
- 35:40Speaker 2: stuff that you can't show, or you get real cheeky
- 35:44Speaker 2: with it and you use very over the top censorship
- 35:49Speaker 2: too to be able to display things. David Fincher actually
- 35:54Speaker 2: directed this, so it's a Tarantino written but not directed film.
- 35:58Speaker 2: And Cliff Boo is a character from Once upon a
- 36:01Speaker 2: Time in Hollywood. He was a stuntman and in the
- 36:04Speaker 2: film he was Leonardo DiCaprio's kind of like friend and
- 36:09Speaker 2: driver slash bodyguard type type person. In the movie, it's
- 36:17Speaker 2: indicated that he may have been responsible for his wife's
- 36:21Speaker 2: death and on a boat and then like disposed of
- 36:25Speaker 2: her body, but it's never actually answered in the movie
- 36:28Speaker 2: whether or not he's guilty of that. You never know,
- 36:31Speaker 2: you never find out. And he's he's really laid back
- 36:34Speaker 2: and extremely confident, confident enough to take on Bruce Lee
- 36:38Speaker 2: and win because that does happen in Once Upon a
- 36:40Speaker 2: Time in Hollywood. It definitely looks like it's got a
- 36:44Speaker 2: lot of attitude and a lot of humor. It's a
- 36:47Speaker 2: it's a action comedy, drama SERI or film. Rather. There's
- 36:54Speaker 2: no date for when it's coming out yet, but it
- 36:56Speaker 2: will be coming to Netflix.
- 36:58Speaker 1: It is interesting that Tarantino is going straight to Netflix,
- 37:02Speaker 1: and two that they played the trailer at one of
- 37:08Speaker 1: the most expensive times to play the trailer and not
- 37:11Speaker 1: have a release date.
- 37:13Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the strategy is. I
- 37:17Speaker 2: don't get paid enough to figure that stuff out.
- 37:20Speaker 1: I was.
- 37:23Speaker 2: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is not is by
- 37:26Speaker 2: a long stretch, not my favorite Tarantino movie. I appreciated
- 37:31Speaker 2: what it was doing, but it's not one that I
- 37:34Speaker 2: feel like revisiting very much. It feels a little too
- 37:40Speaker 2: up its own butt. Yeah, we like sure, you know,
- 37:44Speaker 2: it's one of those movies that Hollywood loves because it's
- 37:47Speaker 2: a movie about movies, and the industry gets very self
- 37:51Speaker 2: congratulatory at times and self like like aggrandizing, and I
- 37:57Speaker 2: feel like Once upon a Time in Hollywood does that
- 37:59Speaker 2: a bit. However, this trailer actually looked more entertaining to
- 38:05Speaker 2: me than Once Upon a Time in Hollywood did not
- 38:10Speaker 2: that I think. I don't think it was a bad movie.
- 38:12Speaker 2: By the way, I just if you give me like
- 38:15Speaker 2: a list of Tarantino films, it probably would be pretty
- 38:19Speaker 2: close to the bottom for me. I think that the
- 38:22Speaker 2: filmmaking was incredible, but as a movie I actually prefer
- 38:26Speaker 2: other Tarantino films.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Makes sense.
- 38:30Speaker 2: We also have a trailer for a beloved series returning
- 38:35Speaker 2: from cold storage.
- 38:37Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes it sound like they're in the morgue.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Well that is part of a hospital.
- 38:43Speaker 1: It's true. We've got the trailer for the Scrubs continuation.
- 38:49Speaker 1: It's not a reboot, but it kind of also works
- 38:55Speaker 1: like a reboot because they've got a whole new cast
- 38:57Speaker 1: of characters, including the old characters. It's interesting. It does
- 39:02Speaker 1: feel like They're gonna put a lot of heart into
- 39:04Speaker 1: it and a lot of cheeky humor.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like it's very much in keeping with
- 39:11Speaker 2: the original series kind of tone.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It is also interesting the timing for it
- 39:17Speaker 1: because the pit is out, which is also trying to
- 39:19Speaker 1: add a lot of heart but also a lot of
- 39:21Speaker 1: realness to what happens in an er. So I wonder
- 39:25Speaker 1: how it will do. I liked the original series of Scrubs.
- 39:28Speaker 1: I thought it was fun and funny, and I'm glad
- 39:32Speaker 1: they got so much of the cast back and some
- 39:34Speaker 1: of the new actors for the new round of interns
- 39:37Speaker 1: look fantastic.
- 39:38Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know that they're still working on trying
- 39:42Speaker 2: to get more of the original cast to potentially be
- 39:46Speaker 2: in future episodes. Like, you know, one of the big
- 39:50Speaker 2: open ended questions was where's the janitor because he was
- 39:53Speaker 2: such a huge part in the original Scrub series, And
- 39:57Speaker 2: the last I saw was that they were like, they're
- 39:59Speaker 2: very much interested in having him come back, but you know,
- 40:02Speaker 2: it was one of those things where they have to
- 40:04Speaker 2: figure out how to, you know, how to make that
- 40:07Speaker 2: work both narratively and with people's schedules and demands and stuff.
- 40:13Speaker 1: That actor was on I think season one, either episode
- 40:17Speaker 1: seven or eight of Shrinking.
- 40:21Speaker 2: Oh well, now we can walk into this this dark
- 40:29Speaker 2: cave that I found right over here with all the
- 40:32Speaker 2: bats and the spiders. Lots Man, there's even more spiders
- 40:37Speaker 2: than there were in that hutch the last time we
- 40:39Speaker 2: opened it.
- 40:40Speaker 1: You just want to finish this episode by yourself, don't you.
- 40:43Speaker 2: I mean, there's there's one spider wearing a fedora and
- 40:46Speaker 2: talking like Nicholas Cage. But I told him he's not
- 40:49Speaker 2: allowed to talk yet because that's later. Okay, But but
- 40:52Speaker 2: the rest of them are all tell me it's time
- 40:54Speaker 2: for John Boy's Horror Hutch. Now, Ariel, you had told
- 41:00Speaker 2: me that you had watched at least some of some
- 41:02Speaker 2: of these trailers.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Yes, I watched the first one, The Hermit The Hermit.
- 41:08Speaker 2: So uh yeah. Lou Forreigno, the who I always will
- 41:13Speaker 2: think of as the Incredible Hulk from the nineteen seventies.
- 41:16Speaker 2: Lou Forregno plays a reclusive hermit pig farmer and he's
- 41:22Speaker 2: living out in the middle of nowhere when a couple
- 41:25Speaker 2: of young adults, like really kids, if you think about it,
- 41:30Speaker 2: show up because they're on like a camping trip, but
- 41:33Speaker 2: they get separated from the girl's father, and so this
- 41:37Speaker 2: girl and her boyfriend run into lou Forregno's character, who
- 41:41Speaker 2: is a psychotic. He hears his mother's voice in his
- 41:45Speaker 2: head and she's like telling him to kill them and
- 41:48Speaker 2: chop them up and serve them as jerky. So it's
- 41:52Speaker 2: definitely hitting Ariel's ick factor of cannibalism. And I apologize
- 41:56Speaker 2: that I did not put that in a warning in
- 41:59Speaker 2: a lineup. I mean, it's not done in a way
- 42:02Speaker 2: where it's particularly gratuitous in the trailer. At least, it
- 42:07Speaker 2: makes me think of movies like Texas, Chainsaw, Massacre, Friday
- 42:11Speaker 2: the Thirteenth, and Psycho, like all of those have elements
- 42:14Speaker 2: of like a domineering family figure that's controlling a big
- 42:21Speaker 2: killing machine. Essentially. It was screened at some film festivals
- 42:26Speaker 2: last year apparently. I think it was made back in
- 42:29Speaker 2: twenty twenty four, so it's you know, it's been ready
- 42:31Speaker 2: for a couple of years now. Also, the format's a
- 42:35Speaker 2: little weird because it's one where it's it's kind of
- 42:39Speaker 2: a story within a story where there's the final girl
- 42:43Speaker 2: is being interviewed about her experiences on a talk show
- 42:47Speaker 2: and so it's cutting back and forth between her and
- 42:50Speaker 2: what happened. But like my first reaction was, doesn't that
- 42:54Speaker 2: remove all tension? Like, if you know she's fine enough
- 42:57Speaker 2: to have an interview, doesn't that kind of you're not
- 43:00Speaker 2: scared about her not making it because you know she
- 43:02Speaker 2: does because she's on this talk show. But apparently there's
- 43:05Speaker 2: some unreliable narrator elements at play too, so maybe that
- 43:09Speaker 2: mixes things up. This comes out on demand on March third.
- 43:14Speaker 1: There are several shows where I'm like, I know this
- 43:16Speaker 1: person comes out okay, but I'm still so scared in
- 43:19Speaker 1: the moment.
- 43:20Speaker 2: So yeah, well, and it's also it's something that's been
- 43:23Speaker 2: done recently, like the first Terrifier movie did something very
- 43:26Speaker 2: similar to this. Next up, we have Crazy Old Lady.
- 43:31Speaker 2: This is one where I think you watched part of
- 43:33Speaker 2: it and then you nope doubt.
- 43:35Speaker 1: Yep. I don't remember what made me nope doubt, but
- 43:37Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe it was the.
- 43:39Speaker 2: Chainsaw or the red hot poker.
- 43:42Speaker 1: No, I made it pass the Red Hot poker, So.
- 43:46Speaker 2: Crazy Old Lady it was the sALS All. It's a
- 43:50Speaker 2: Spanish horror movie, psychological horror movie. It follows a character
- 43:54Speaker 2: named Pedro who is contacted by his ex girlfriend to
- 43:59Speaker 2: check in on his ex girlfriend's mother who has dementia,
- 44:04Speaker 2: and he gets whacked upside the head and chained up
- 44:08Speaker 2: onto a chair by said mother who has a weird
- 44:12Speaker 2: sense of hospitality, and it looks like there's a lot
- 44:17Speaker 2: of torture involved that kind of thing. It's in Spanish,
- 44:24Speaker 2: so the trailer has got subtitles for those of us
- 44:27Speaker 2: who are not schooled in Spanish. Comes out on Shutter
- 44:31Speaker 2: on February twenty seventh. Looks pretty low budget. It's not
- 44:37Speaker 2: really my thing, but I thought I would mention it
- 44:39Speaker 2: just because I do think it's interesting that we're getting
- 44:42Speaker 2: more access to horror movies made in other countries, and
- 44:47Speaker 2: sometimes that ends up being like really revolutionary, like they're
- 44:52Speaker 2: coming up with like ideas and new takes on horror
- 44:56Speaker 2: that are really interesting. This one didn't really scratch itch
- 45:00Speaker 2: for me, but then again, it is just a trailer,
- 45:02Speaker 2: so maybe the full film would make me feel different.
- 45:05Speaker 2: And then lastly, we have one that you noped out
- 45:09Speaker 2: of immediately, which was the trailer for our teaser for
- 45:12Speaker 2: Faces of Death.
- 45:14Speaker 1: I clicked on the link and then I read the
- 45:17Speaker 1: synopsis underneath it and went, I'm not going to watch this. Yeah.
- 45:21Speaker 2: So listeners out there of a certain age will remember
- 45:25Speaker 2: a movie that came out in nineteen seventy eight called
- 45:28Speaker 2: Faces of Death. It was done as if it were
- 45:31Speaker 2: a documentary, but it was actually, you know, a fictional thing,
- 45:34Speaker 2: and it was supposed to be presenting footage of actual
- 45:38Speaker 2: acts of violence and you know, acts of murder as
- 45:44Speaker 2: well as accidental deaths, that kind of thing, Like it's
- 45:47Speaker 2: supposed to be really gratuitous and exploitative. Most of the
- 45:51Speaker 2: stuff that was in that documentary was just created for
- 45:56Speaker 2: the movie, like it was. It was, it was manufactured.
- 46:00Speaker 2: It wasn't actual footage, but they did supplement it with
- 46:03Speaker 2: archival footage of other stuff, including things like animals being slaughtered, so,
- 46:08Speaker 2: you know, really not cool. But it did get a
- 46:12Speaker 2: cult following. It spawned a whole series of videos that
- 46:16Speaker 2: got They kind of entered into that realm of legend
- 46:20Speaker 2: for school yards in the eighties because I remember kids
- 46:24Speaker 2: talking about it. It was one of those things that
- 46:26Speaker 2: you know, someone got hold of a VHS tape and oh,
- 46:29Speaker 2: someone really dies in this thing or whatever, and I'm like,
- 46:31Speaker 2: I don't know why you would want to watch that
- 46:33Speaker 2: if that is true. First, I doubt it's truthfulness. Secondly,
- 46:37Speaker 2: whether it's true or not, why do you want to
- 46:38Speaker 2: watch it? But this upcoming movie is about a woman
- 46:44Speaker 2: who works at a like a video online video platform,
- 46:49Speaker 2: and she's a moderator, so it's her job to look
- 46:52Speaker 2: at things that have been flagged and review them to
- 46:55Speaker 2: see whether or not they violate terms of service. And
- 46:59Speaker 2: she comes across that are uploaded by this group that
- 47:01Speaker 2: appear to be a trying to replicate the scenes from
- 47:05Speaker 2: the original nineteen seventy eight Faces of Death, And then
- 47:09Speaker 2: she's trying to determine whether or not the things she's
- 47:11Speaker 2: seeing are real or staged. This comes out April tenth.
- 47:17Speaker 2: Still not my thing, not really, not my kind of
- 47:20Speaker 2: realm of horror, So I don't plan on seeing this.
- 47:24Speaker 2: These kind of things just are so mean spirited that
- 47:27Speaker 2: I just don't find any entertainment in them.
- 47:30Speaker 1: Like, I think it is an interesting edition that they've
- 47:33Speaker 1: added to it. Yeah, but yeah, one I don't. We
- 47:39Speaker 1: talked about it way way back. If you're an old
- 47:41Speaker 1: listener during the Walking Dead days, like there's it's hard
- 47:47Speaker 1: to delight in torturing somebody, Like yeah, in misery. Yeah,
- 47:52Speaker 1: and then also as an actor and a LARPer who
- 47:59Speaker 1: does non union gigs, like it is a scary thought
- 48:04Speaker 1: that you might sign on for something that ends up
- 48:07Speaker 1: to not be that people don't have a separation between
- 48:13Speaker 1: real life and real life and fantasy, and it's just
- 48:18Speaker 1: it can be scary.
- 48:19Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't judge people who do really enjoy these
- 48:23Speaker 2: sort of things. I know there are people who just
- 48:25Speaker 2: find like, find it really entertaining. And whether that's because
- 48:30Speaker 2: they just delight in the gruesomeness on screen, or they're
- 48:34Speaker 2: looking at it from a filmmaking perspective or whatever it
- 48:36Speaker 2: may be, I think all of that is valid. So
- 48:39Speaker 2: I don't want to I never want to suggest that
- 48:42Speaker 2: this approach is good or bad, just that it's not
- 48:46Speaker 2: for me. And you know that's okay. There's plenty of
- 48:50Speaker 2: stuff that is for me, so I don't need everything
- 48:53Speaker 2: to be that way.
- 48:54Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of the first thing in our actual what
- 48:59Speaker 1: belonged in our show notes is something that is for
- 49:03Speaker 1: me that maybe some people might think is not for
- 49:05Speaker 1: me because it could have also gone into your like
- 49:08Speaker 1: the annex of your horror Hutch.
- 49:11Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, this, I would have put this in
- 49:13Speaker 2: horror Hutch, had you not already added it to our
- 49:15Speaker 2: show lineup? And that is.
- 49:19Speaker 1: A trailer for I didn't know if we're going to
- 49:21Speaker 1: try to say it at the same time.
- 49:23Speaker 2: Exit eight, Yeah, which I knew as a video game.
- 49:28Speaker 2: Ariel was not aware that this was an adaptation of
- 49:31Speaker 2: a video game into a film, which to me, that's
- 49:34Speaker 2: fantastic because it means that you know it caught your
- 49:37Speaker 2: attention without you already having any connection to the source material,
- 49:42Speaker 2: and that tells me it's a well done trailer.
- 49:45Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, WHOA. The concept is that there's this guy
- 49:50Speaker 1: who's stuck in the tunnels of the subway, like the
- 49:54Speaker 1: walkable tunnels of the subway, not like the train tracks,
- 49:59Speaker 1: and he's trying to find his way out, but he
- 50:02Speaker 1: can't because it's haunted or something.
- 50:05Speaker 2: He keeps looping around to the same hallway over and
- 50:10Speaker 2: over like it's the way the way the game works
- 50:13Speaker 2: is that you turn a corner and then you're looking
- 50:15Speaker 2: down a hallway and as you walk down the hallway,
- 50:18Speaker 2: you reach a staircase and you climb the staircase, and
- 50:21Speaker 2: then you come to a corner and when you turn
- 50:24Speaker 2: the corner, you're looking at the same hallway you were
- 50:26Speaker 2: just in, like complete to the tiniest details. And the
- 50:31Speaker 2: way the game works and same with the movie. The
- 50:33Speaker 2: trailer makes us clear is you're looking for anomalies, things
- 50:38Speaker 2: that are not supposed to be there because one of
- 50:42Speaker 2: there's a poster on the wall and it has a
- 50:44Speaker 2: big number on it starts off with the number zero,
- 50:47Speaker 2: and if you don't see any anomalies, if there are
- 50:50Speaker 2: no anomalies present, you just keep walking, and as you walk,
- 50:53Speaker 2: you'll see that that poster now has the number one
- 50:56Speaker 2: on it, saying that you've advanced. If you see something
- 50:59Speaker 2: that should be there, an anomaly, you turn around and
- 51:02Speaker 2: go back the way you came. And then you'll see
- 51:05Speaker 2: that the poster number has gone up. So if it
- 51:07Speaker 2: was one, but you saw anomaly, you turn around, you
- 51:10Speaker 2: go back. Now it says two, so you've still advanced,
- 51:12Speaker 2: even though you had to go back the way you came.
- 51:15Speaker 2: If you miss an anomaly, or you turn back when
- 51:19Speaker 2: there isn't an anomaly but you thought there were, it
- 51:22Speaker 2: resets you to zero and you start all over again.
- 51:26Speaker 2: So that's the way the game works, and this movie
- 51:28Speaker 2: looks like it's pretty faithful to that general like gameplay.
- 51:33Speaker 1: I'm guessing some of the anomalies must be really hard
- 51:35Speaker 1: to spot, because otherwise that sounds like a pretty quick game.
- 51:39Speaker 2: Yeah, some of the anomalies are insanely obvious, like you know,
- 51:43Speaker 2: like like if you walk in you start seeing like
- 51:46Speaker 2: a flood of blood slowly creeping towards you. You're like, yeah,
- 51:49Speaker 2: this should not be here, and you can turn around
- 51:52Speaker 2: and go I turn around anyhow. But sometimes it might
- 51:55Speaker 2: be something like there's one extra door in the hall,
- 51:58Speaker 2: and if you had not really paid attention, you might
- 52:00Speaker 2: not notice. Sometimes it's like writing that might be on
- 52:03Speaker 2: a poster or on a sign. Sometimes it's like you
- 52:08Speaker 2: might not notice that one of the doors is slightly
- 52:10Speaker 2: a jar this time instead of all being closed. That
- 52:13Speaker 2: kind of stuff. So the game, there's lots of people
- 52:17Speaker 2: who have done I've never played this game, by the way,
- 52:19Speaker 2: I've only watched playthrows. But my favorite, if you ever
- 52:23Speaker 2: want to watch someone who's very entertaining to watch, and
- 52:26Speaker 2: she does great like great anomaly based games in particular.
- 52:31Speaker 2: She goes by gab Smolders and gab Smolders is She's
- 52:38Speaker 2: Dutch but lives in England. She's if you've ever heard
- 52:42Speaker 2: the name Jack Septic. I she's his partner, and she's great.
- 52:47Speaker 2: She's fantastic. If you've not watched her stuff, her playthrough
- 52:50Speaker 2: of Exit eight is delightful. But she like she loves
- 52:55Speaker 2: anomaly spotting games and this is a pretty good one.
- 52:58Speaker 2: And like I said, the trailer looks good, Yeah it doesn't.
- 53:02Speaker 1: I mean, there's a little bit scary, there's a tiny
- 53:04Speaker 1: bit of jump scare, there's a little bit of like blood,
- 53:09Speaker 1: but it looks more suspenseful than anything with like a
- 53:12Speaker 1: hint of zombie land. When you come across those posters,
- 53:15Speaker 1: it pops up the text like you wouldn't like always
- 53:19Speaker 1: double tap.
- 53:21Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's got and it has elements of mystery
- 53:25Speaker 2: to it too, right, because you're like, how did you
- 53:26Speaker 2: get here? How do you get out? What's keeping you here?
- 53:29Speaker 2: All that kind of stuff.
- 53:30Speaker 1: Yeah, Honestly, the thing that appealed to me it is subtitled.
- 53:34Speaker 1: It is a subtitled movie, I believe, yes. And the
- 53:40Speaker 1: thing that appealed to me is I'm currently playing a
- 53:42Speaker 1: tabletop game called Triangle Agency, in which it's like a
- 53:45Speaker 1: very laundry files fringy sort of thing where I play
- 53:50Speaker 1: an employee of this organization that is trying to catch
- 53:55Speaker 1: anomalies that do weird things in the world and hurt people.
- 53:59Speaker 1: But there's more subterfuged to it than that, and just
- 54:03Speaker 1: the weirdness and the bizarreness of like, this isn't quite right,
- 54:07Speaker 1: this must be an anomaly. Really hit that. I'm loving
- 54:09Speaker 1: the game that mixed with now that I know it's
- 54:14Speaker 1: a video game, my love of Eternal Darkness and how
- 54:16Speaker 1: it messes with you as a player, Like, I'm all
- 54:18Speaker 1: in for this and I might have to play the
- 54:20Speaker 1: game myself.
- 54:22Speaker 2: So cool. And this movie comes out April tenth, so
- 54:26Speaker 2: coming up in a couple months. Next up, we have
- 54:31Speaker 2: something I was alluding to at the beginning of the
- 54:33Speaker 2: John Boys horror Hutch. We got a trailer for Spider Noir,
- 54:38Speaker 2: the live action series that is tied to the across
- 54:44Speaker 2: the Spider Verse movies in which the Spider Noir version
- 54:48Speaker 2: of Spider Man is having adventures in his own time
- 54:52Speaker 2: and place, and just like just like in the animated series.
- 54:58Speaker 2: It's played by Nicholas Cage, and I love the fact
- 55:02Speaker 2: that both they've done this, both for the trailer and
- 55:06Speaker 2: for the series itself. You can watch it either in
- 55:08Speaker 2: full color or in black and white, because are.
- 55:12Speaker 1: They and like the styling is very noir, And at
- 55:16Speaker 1: first I was like, Nicholas Cage, I don't know if
- 55:19Speaker 1: I would like cast him as this kind of a character.
- 55:23Speaker 1: But then thinking back on like a lot of the
- 55:25Speaker 1: old timey radio noir mystery gumshoe kind of stories, a
- 55:30Speaker 1: lot of those gum shoes are a little older than
- 55:33Speaker 1: they ought to be to be going on the adventures
- 55:35Speaker 1: they're going on, and when you add Spider powers into that,
- 55:38Speaker 1: it's maybe a little bit more Okay.
- 55:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I do like that they have a play on
- 55:43Speaker 2: the old Spider Man saying, because I said, with no
- 55:45Speaker 2: power comes no responsibility.
- 55:48Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And he did a great job in the
- 55:51Speaker 1: cartoons as Spider nor Spider Noir, nor Spider whatever Spider. Yeah,
- 55:58Speaker 1: so he'll do great. There are a couple of moments
- 56:00Speaker 1: in the trailer where his face looks.
- 56:02Speaker 2: Real weird to me, Yeah, a little a little plastic y, yeah.
- 56:07Speaker 1: And then other times where he looks straight up like
- 56:09Speaker 1: Nichlo's Cage looks right now.
- 56:11Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if they used any like digital
- 56:14Speaker 2: d aging or anything on him.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I would will I will say
- 56:19Speaker 1: I would watch this alone for Lamour and Morris who
- 56:23Speaker 1: is also in it, who played one of my favorite characters,
- 56:26Speaker 1: a new Girl. I know he's not playing the same character,
- 56:28Speaker 1: and he is an actor, but like he's just he's charismatic.
- 56:33Speaker 1: In the trailer for Spider Nor as well, he's just
- 56:34Speaker 1: such a charismatic actor that I just I love the
- 56:37Speaker 1: roles that he steps into.
- 56:38Speaker 2: Yeah, this looks like it's gonna be a lot of fun.
- 56:40Speaker 2: It's on Amazon Prime starting May twenty seventh. So this
- 56:44Speaker 2: is not one of the Disney ones because it's from
- 56:46Speaker 2: the Sony side, but yeah, Amazon Prime will have it
- 56:50Speaker 2: starting May twenty seventh. I wrote, looks fun as heck
- 56:55Speaker 2: for sure.
- 56:55Speaker 1: Come on, Sony, you can do it.
- 56:58Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do it. Yeah. Well, you know, like
- 57:01Speaker 2: there across the Spider Verse stuff has been spectacularly good.
- 57:06Speaker 1: Yeah, but their live action stuff recently has been less then.
- 57:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just hopeful that we don't get any Morbius
- 57:16Speaker 2: or Craven or Madam Webb's stink on this.
- 57:20Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, but I'm also very excited for it.
- 57:23Speaker 1: It does look fun. I'm a big Noir fan, you know,
- 57:26Speaker 1: I'm playing a noir actual play right now, so lots
- 57:30Speaker 1: of fun. We also got a official trailer for One
- 57:34Speaker 1: Piece season two.
- 57:36Speaker 2: Yep, very epic and colorful trailer. Lots of adventurous moments,
- 57:42Speaker 2: lots of fun little character moments there. I don't know
- 57:47Speaker 2: what the heck is going.
- 57:48Speaker 1: On me neither. I have not read the manga, I
- 57:53Speaker 1: haven't watched the anime cartoon, and I've only watched one
- 57:58Speaker 1: episode of season one.
- 58:02Speaker 2: You're further ahead than me.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Yeah, the first episode of season one was a little
- 58:06Speaker 1: bit kiddy, which I know this is. It's just bizarre, right,
- 58:09Speaker 1: It's just a bizarre, bizarre story. But I hear it
- 58:13Speaker 1: gets really good and I just need to stick it
- 58:16Speaker 1: out a couple more episodes that might be next after
- 58:19Speaker 1: Dowbn Mabbie.
- 58:20Speaker 2: It definitely looks like it's very fanciful, and anyone who's
- 58:24Speaker 2: a fan of it, I hope that the live action
- 58:27Speaker 2: version is living up to your expectations, because I have
- 58:30Speaker 2: nothing to compare it against. I have no context here.
- 58:33Speaker 2: Like when I watched this, I thought this looks like
- 58:36Speaker 2: a mad cap, fun, adventurous series. I don't understand what's
- 58:42Speaker 2: happening or what anyone's trying to do, but the imaginative
- 58:48Speaker 2: character designs the color palette, Like, it's so nice to
- 58:51Speaker 2: see a show that's colorful and it's not just browns
- 58:55Speaker 2: and grays, you know. Yeah, yeah, for sure, So that
- 59:00Speaker 2: really appealed to me. Starts on March tenth on Netflix.
- 59:04Speaker 2: And maybe I should take a moment and try and
- 59:08Speaker 2: watch some of this and see if I can get
- 59:10Speaker 2: into it, because I thought the trailer was really fun,
- 59:15Speaker 2: even though I didn't know what the heck was happening.
- 59:18Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, maybe we can race each other through watching
- 59:21Speaker 1: it and then talk about it, because I'm sure that's
- 59:26Speaker 1: what everybody wants to hear about. Is season one of
- 59:29Speaker 1: One Piece that came out a couple of years ago?
- 59:31Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean I just finished Twisted Middle season two,
- 59:34Speaker 2: and that thing's been out for months. So has it
- 59:36Speaker 2: really Oh yeah yeah, oh it came out last year.
- 59:40Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
- 59:41Speaker 1: Are you going to try The Burbs that just came out?
- 59:44Speaker 2: I want to. Yeah, that's on my list. I just
- 59:47Speaker 2: I haven't tried to watch it yet. I also need
- 59:49Speaker 2: to fit. We're almost done with Superstore. We're in the
- 59:52Speaker 2: last season of Superstore.
- 59:53Speaker 1: Now, so that's a huge achievement.
- 59:56Speaker 2: Yeah, that's six seasons, so we're almost done with season six.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: I think we're about halfway through season six and then
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: we'll be we'll have watched all of that. But that's
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: also easy to watch. It's a half hour show, so
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: you can like watch like two or three in a
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: row after work, just kind of decompressing. And as long
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: as as long as it's not a particularly cringey episode,
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: you're okay.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. Do you do you find it
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: cringey when they take a live action show that they've
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: finished and make a cartoon out of it?
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: Depends? I mean, are we talking like, you know, back
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: to the future? Are we talking I don't know, Stranger Things?
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: I mean either or really both are cringey?
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: Okay? If we got a full trailer for tales from
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: eighty five Stranger Things.
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the animated series on Netflix. It's taking
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: place between seasons two and three of Stranger Things. So
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: I can't watch it because I only ever watched season one.
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: I'm still don't know what the heck was going on.
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: I hear that season two is not most people's favorite.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: No, but season three was pretty good.
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: So but this is before season three.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: It's between so it's some liminal space. Uh yeah, I
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: mean the cartoon. I love the animation style and it
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: looks fun enough, but I think if it had come
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: out before the finale of the series, I would be
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: more excited about it.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like a lot of people felt that
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: the ending of Stranger Things was kind of a letdown,
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: and I'm sure Netflix is going to have some challenge
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: getting regaining the momentum.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: I like, I was fine with the ending, but it
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: was an ending, like it was an actual ending, and
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: so I'm as much as I enjoyed the journey, I'm
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: done with the story now. I don't mind spinoffs, but
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: it's kind of like the same issue I'm having with
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Star Wars, right, And I'm saying this not having watched
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: the cartoon. The cartoon might be fabulous, it looks like
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: they do some fun things. Is cute, but it's like
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: you keep going back to moments before and I already
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: know how this story ends.
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: So yeah, I feel kind of similarly about the IT stuff. Honestly, like,
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: do we really need another prequel series that's set, you know,
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: thirty years before the Welcome to Dairy Girls series?
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: We are we getting that?
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: I didn't know we were getting another another prequel series.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: The idea is that they're doing well. I don't know
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: if it's actually been greenlit, but the idea was that
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: you had the films which were set in like the
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: twenty twenties and then the nineteen eighties for the past,
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: right for the kids. Then you had the Welcome to
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: Dairy series, which is set in the early nineteen sixties
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: in Ireland with the Dairy girls, and then the next
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: one will be like late nineteen twenties, early nineteen thirty ease,
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: and then presumably they'd go even further back to turn
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: of the century.
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: If it is not, I mean that feels like it
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: could all be seasons of the same series. It doesn't
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: even need to be.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: A new ste I think I think it really would
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: be another season probably, but maybe not. I mean because
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: because at some point you're going to get to before
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: the town of Dairy was founded. Yeah, it'll be in
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: the it'll be in the geographic region, but it's not Dairy.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: But it's always the same story, right, Like some of
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: the details might be different, but it's always the same story.
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: And you could just make one movie about that called
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: groundhog Day. Yeah, it's rounded day.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: They tried to introduce something, so I famously dropped off
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: of the Dairy Girls Getting It Done against penny Wise series.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: I dropped off because something happened that I was just like,
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: I'm done. This is just too dumb for me. I
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: can't buy to it is too it feels too much
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: like American horror story. Like it just it's trying very
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: hard to do something that I don't I don't find impressive.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: But one of the revelations that happened after I stopped watching,
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: but I read up on it, is that penny Wise
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: reveals that it experiences time differently than humans, like it
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: has a much it doesn't have a linear experience of time.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: So I guess they're arguing that you can keep going
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: back and things can happen that would presumably change everything.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: Except I'm like, well, we do experience time linearly and
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: we know how it ends. So while that might not
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: be the end for Pennywise, because it's experiencing time in
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: a different way, perhaps even backward from us, the point is,
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: after twenty twenty, it's gone.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but it's still it's it's the same,
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: you know, same storyline.
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I they already lost me in
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: the last series, so I'm not too We got way
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: off track here, but I'm not too not too fussed
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: about it.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: But does does Bill scars Guard play penny Wise in
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: the series?
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: Yeah? He does. He was originally going to. Apparently they
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: had a different There is another character who plays a
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: penny Wise like, not an entity, but a person who's,
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: you know, dressing up as a clown. And I think
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: the original plan was that she was going to be
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: the stand in for penny Wise, but then Bill scars
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: Guard's schedule opened up and he was actually able to
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: come in and shoot anyway, and so they reconfigured it
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: so that penny Wise does show up in that series
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: and it is played by Bill scars Guard.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Interesting, So I did I like since we were off
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: last last week, two weeks the last time we were
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: off before last week when I went on vacation, I
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: did want to write Dairy Girls Welcome to Dairy Girls
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: mashup in which Pennywise comes out of the Irish sewers
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: and tries to attack these girls. But they've had to
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: deal with so much atrocity with all the political stuff
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: going on in Ireland, because I don't know if you
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: know that, like it's Dairy Girls, is being a teenager
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: in the middle of a bunch of really bad Irish
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: politics happening. I mean, it's a funny show because it
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: focuses on these teenage girls, but it's just it's during
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: a time of upheaval in Ireland and instead these girls
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: are so like mean girl that they make penny Wise
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: feel insecure about himself and he undergoes like a never
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: been kissed kind of transformation into a pretty girl. Yes,
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: and I was going to write this entire mash up
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: about it, but I ran out of time.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: Mm. Well that fun story, Okay, moving on Monster. Well,
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: next up, we have a trailer for a science fiction
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: film called In the Blink of an Eye. It was
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: directed by Andrew Stanton. If that name sounds familiar, you
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: might be a big Pixar fan because he was involved
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: with things like Wally and finding Nemo, that kind of stuff.
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: And the log line for this is a fairly bare
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: bones one, which says the movie depicts three interconnected stories
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: exploring the history of the world. That's the log line.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: I mean, now that you've said that he's done Wally,
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: I can totally see it this trailer. Yeah, the three
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: storylines are like, there's like a I don't know the right,
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: like a prehistoric Neanderthal neanderthal, and then a modern day
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: story about a woman who's an archaeologist and historian. And
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: then a future story where Kate Kennon is going to
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: a Kepler planet, to Kepler twenty three, I think, to
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: try to colonize because Earth is dying. I'm interested in
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: two of those storylines.
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like this was an ambitious project. I
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: will say it's gonna it's slated for a release on
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: February twenty seventh. I will say that I went ahead
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: and looked at Rotten Tomatoes because like it's been screened
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: a couple of times. Now, granted it's early screening, but
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: the Rotten Tomatoes score is currently at sixteen percent.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: That's sad.
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: Yeah, which, again, to remind everybody, a low percentage doesn't
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: mean that a movie is atrocious. It means that more
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: critics gave it a negative score than a positive score. Right,
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: So let's say that you have determined that anything below
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: two point five is a negative score, anything above two
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: point five is a positive score, saying, assuming a score
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: of one to five. Let's say everyone ranked it two
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: out of five, so it's not a one out of five,
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: or even say there's one out of ten, like they've
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: ranked it a four, so it's not a it's not
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: a you know, it's not a one. That still counts
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: as negative. So it doesn't mean that the movie's atrocious.
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: It does mean that more critics have said it's not
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: good than critics who have said it is good. Uh
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: the criticism I read, I only read one that was
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: in Vulture, and the critic their main argument was that, uh,
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: it's it doesn't ever really get compelling or emotionally moving,
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: Like it's just not very interesting, and that there are
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: a lot of ideas, but that they're just not really
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: fleshed out in a way that is satisfactor factory or satisfying.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: I should say, yeah.
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: I again, I am very interested in Kate McKinnon being
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: an astronaut space explorer.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: Yeah, very That embryos to an alien planet, Yeah, like.
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: That sounds interesting to me. That's the kind of sci
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: fi I've enjoyed in the past, and Kate McKinnon doesn't
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: often get to play now. I didn't watch the Roses
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: and I know she's in that, but she doesn't often
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: get to play very genuine characters.
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's usually playing very silly, over the top characters.
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: Yeah. And the clips I saw in this trailer, she
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: looked amazing, and I want to watch that. I don't
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: super care about the rest.
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's always also possible that the critics
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: who have seen it so far are you know, it's
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: just a drop of the bucket that most critics haven't
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: seen it, and maybe other people will have a very
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: different take. So I don't want people to just assume
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: that sixteen percent means this movie is a lost cause
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: it just means that the early early response has been lackluster.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Yeah, but let's.
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: Compare that to our next movie, Man Meat Mountain Versus
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: the Robot.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: You mean, Halo. This is This is a trailer for
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: a war machine and it's good old classic army guys
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: come across a killer robot corps.
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: Yeah, alien killer robot.
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: Yeah. It very much feels like it came out of love.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Death and Robots was one of their short stories that
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: they just maybe it got denied from the short stories,
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: so they turned it into a full length movie.
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: It made me the trailer reminded me of movies like Predator,
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: like the you know, the soldiers in wood wooded areas
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: fighting against an overwhelmingly powerful alien entity, in this case
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: a robot not an actual alien. Also had me remind
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: me a little bit of RoboCop because the design of
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: the robot reminded me of the D two nine, and
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: then also a little bit of Terminator, right like unstoppable
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: robot kind of on a mission. And the reason why
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: I said man Meat Mountain is that Alan Richson, who
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: plays Reacher in the Amazon Reacher series, is playing the
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: lead character. That's man Meat Mountain. If you ask me,
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: I mean, I back it.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: I it might be a fun enough afternoon popcorn watch,
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: but I've got so many of those. I don't think
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: I'm going to get to this one.
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I this one didn't really work on. Maybe if
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: I were a bigger fan of that kind of late
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: eighties action movie model, maybe then I would want to
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: watch it. But like I kind of got my fill
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: on those now. Granted, I grew up in that era,
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: so I saw a lot of that style of movie.
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: Maybe someone you know, half my age would find this
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: really interesting because they didn't have that experience of growing
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: up in an era where like there were tons of
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: movies that were similar in in theme and and execution.
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: It comes to Netflix on March sixth, so you know
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: you'll have a chance to watch it if you are
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: a Netflix subscriber, And if this does sound interesting to you,
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: check out the trailer see see if it appeals. I
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: like Alan Richson. I think he's a I think he's
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: kind of interesting to watch Reacher is. It doesn't give
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: him a whole lot of chances to flexes his acting muscles.
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: He gets to flex all the other ones, but as
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: far as acting goes, it's a very like he's a
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: very stoic kind of character with like a rye sense
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: of humor. So I don't actually know what his ranges.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: Yeah, this will definitely show it. Next, we got a
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: second trailer for Disclosure Day. This one came out during
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: the fantastic Nocturnal bird.
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: Ball Yeah game.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: Yeah, and it looks interesting. It shows us things we
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: haven't seen before and still tells us absolutely nothing.
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: Yeah. This is the film by Steven Spielberg that kid
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: is going places, And the basic idea is that it's
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: the question is what would what would be your reaction
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: if you were given undisputable proof that we are not
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: alone in the universe, that there is an alien intelligence
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: that's also out there, and how would that really impact
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: life here on Earth? And which I think that's a
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: great premise for a movie. I'm like, I love that idea, Like,
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: you have come up with indisputable proof that there is
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: alien intelligence out there, how would the world react. The
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: thing that confuses me is this trailer also seems to
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: show acts of like either an alien visit or perhaps
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: alien invasion, And I'm like, Okay, did we learn about
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: them and then immediately they decide they're moving in? I mean, sure,
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: I just figured that we would have a little more
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: time because assuming that we detect them through electromagnetic radiation,
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: which travels at the speed of light, we would know
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: about them when they were still quite a ways away,
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: and it would probably take them a while to get here.
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: But that's not necessarily interesting from a movie perspective.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: Little known fact this is actually season two of Purvis.
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: Emily Blunt and Josh O'Connor and Colin Firth, among others,
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: are in this. It comes out June twelfth. Anytime Spielberg's
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: doing a science fiction movie. I'm interested to see what happens.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: I actually had an interesting conversation with Tony about this
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: because he's like, other than ET and Close Encounters, what
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: sci fi has he done? I thought they've mostly been whiffs,
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: and I'm like, his original sci fi is very good.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: His adaptations can be a little bit iffy. But I'm
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: also in like the minority that liked Minority Report and AI.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: So I liked Minority Report. I didn't like AI that much,
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: but I liked Minority Report quite a bit. Did he
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: do War of the Worlds? I didn't see it.
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: He did the two thousand and five War of the
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: Worlds with Tom Cruise, which was a good movie. I mean,
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: it wasn't the original radio broadcast for sure, but it
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: was a fine adaptation, much better than the more recent one.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: I wasn't a huge Tom Cruise fan at the time.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: As far as his acting abilities.
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: It was a.
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: Standard Tom Cruise performance. But I will say I went
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: home and took a nap after watching that movie, and
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: Lightning struck and scared the ever living daylight out of me.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that would scare the ever loving daylight
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: out of me even if I hadn't seen the movie
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: just then.
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: I mean, it didn't strike me struck outside.
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: Well, I know it didn't strike you because you don't
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: have superpowers.
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: Do I? Anyhow, I liked it just fine. I feel like, yeah,
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: his original stuff is usually better to me than like
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: his adaptations or his sequels. So some of his adaptations
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: are great, the original Jurassic Park, but you know anyhow.
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's based off a story that he came
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: up with. David Kepp wrote the screenplay, but it was
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: based off a story from Spielberg himself. So I definitely
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: want to check this out because the man puts together
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: some really entertaining stuff, and if it actually is thought provoking,
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: that's a huge bonus. I'm not going to count on that. Like,
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: I do think it's a very interesting question of how
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: would the world be affected if we had proof of
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: alien intelligence, because I do think it would be disruptive
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: is too small a word, like, in some ways, I
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: think it could end up being catastrophic. So I do
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: think it's an interesting subject matter to pursue, although I
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: do think if you were to restrict yourself to that,
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: it would also probably be very dry. Yeah, so you've
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: got to have some spectacle in there. Okay, next up,
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: we only have two movies left, and this one is
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: the weirdest one on our list. I think it is
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: a trailer for a film called Operation Taco. Gary's so like, yeah, I.
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: Don't know how I feel about this one. It's it's
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: about two brothers, one who's a conspiracy theorist and one
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: who's not.
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: Played by uh oh gosh, Simon Rex I think is
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: one of them.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Dustin Milligan who played the the vet
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: on Ship's Creek. They get they get caught up in
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: a conspiracy about aliens, and it turns out the conspiracy
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: theorists are kind of right.
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: Maybe it's hard to say based on the trailer, like
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: is this really happening? Is it like a hallucination? Who knows?
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: Because because this trailer is so weird, it is a comedy.
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: You can tell it's the comedy partly because Jason Biggs
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: is in it billed as Jason Biggs, like he's playing himself.
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: Brenda's song is in it, so she's married to mccullay Culkin. Yeah.
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: I was about to say, like, maybe maybe we'll get
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: to see Brenda and McCully on the Red carpet when
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: they're promoting this film, and yeah, I pretty much wrote
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: the same thing you said, Like, it follows a conspiracy
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: theorist who ropes his more practical brother into a misadventure
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: in an effort to uncover a massive conspiracy. Comes out
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: February twenty seventh, so it's coming out real soon. It
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: also Doug Jones is in it. I love Doug Jones.
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: I was about to say, I I haven't watched a
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: lot of his stuff because he does a lot of horror,
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: but anything that's not horror, I try to see him in.
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Yeah. He you know, like for a long time you
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: wouldn't know him because he was always playing monsters right
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: like he was. He played a couple of the monstrous
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: characters in Pan's Labyrinth, most famously both Pan and the
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: Pale Man. Pale Man is still one of the creepiest
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: monster designs I've ever seen. I love that creature. He
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: was in the original hell Boy film. He was Abe
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: Sapien the body. Yeah, the voice was David Hyde Pierce,
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: who reportedly later was kind of mortified that they didn't
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: use Doug Jones as his performance as just the character.
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: He felt like he felt genuinely badly, because that wasn't
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: his intent and he didn't know coming into the project
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: that that's what was going to happen.
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: Yeah, and Doug Jones is a phenomenal all around actor,
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: not just a creatures.
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: He's one of the funniest supporting characters in What We
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: Do in the Shadows, the TV series, he's the Baron,
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: and as the Baron, he's phenomenal. He's so funny.
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: He is very funny, and What We Do in the Shadows.
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: He's also one of the best characters in Star Trek Discovery.
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: He plays sorrow and is just absolutely wonderful. And he
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: seems like in real life. Now mind you, I have
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: not like spent time with him, and I don't get
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: to see stuff of him outside of like conventions or
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: TV or social media, but he seems like a really wholesome,
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: upstanding guy.
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: Yeah. He's also in hocus Pocus, So for you millennials
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: out there, go nuts. Yeah. I think this trailer is
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: so strange that I do kind of want to see it, because, like,
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: even though A says we're watching it, I'm like, I
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: don't know if I would like this, but it's so
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: not what you typically encounter in entertainment, I kind of
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: feel like I need to see it, Yeah, for sure.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: And then finally we have a silly little animated film,
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: the Minions and Monsters movie. I'm sure that there was
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: a trailer for this during the ginormous Game of Feet.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: There was a there was a Hey, this trailer is out,
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: go watch it.
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: Got it?
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: Uh?
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: So, yeah, this is yet another Despicable Me spin off.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: Can you guess just without looking it up? Ariel, can
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: you guess how many installments of Despicable Me there have
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: been when you when you combine them with the Minions movies.
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: I'll give you a hint. It's less than ten.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: Seven.
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you got it in one. There have
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: been seven installments. When I saw there have been seven
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: movies in the Despicable Me franchise, I was like, I've
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: only ever seen the first one and I remember nothing
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: about it.
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: I haven't seen any I haven't even seen Despicable Me.
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: I just guessed that was like that was based off
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: of heart. Yeah, it felt like there had been seven.
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: You were right, like it's trying to catch up to
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: the Fast and Furious.
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's pretty fast and furious about doing
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: that too. This is honestly the one that has appealed
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: to me the most from trailers.
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: Yeah. It's set in the nineteen twenties, apparently when the
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: Minions are trying to make a movie and they need
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: to have a monster in their monster movies that they're
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: out looking for Kaiju.
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: And they summon.
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: Babyuu Yeah, a little baby Cuthulhuh. That made me crack
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: up when I saw that it was a little baby Cuthulhu,
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: and I was like, Oh, this is this looks so silly.
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: I might have to watch. I kind of have a
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: low opinion of the Minions movies. I don't think that
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: they're necessarily bad or badly made or anything. They're just
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: I'm just like, these aren't for me, That's that's okay.
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: But when I saw this one, I'm like, maybe these
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: are for me and I've just been an ignorant, sour puss,
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: grunchy grumpy face. This comes out July first, and the
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: trailer was fun Like it was silly. Again, not something
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: I typically seek out, but it has a sense of
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: humor about it that I think is pretty appealing as
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: long as it's not all about banana farts.
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I will say, like, I'm not. I haven't
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: been a huge fan of the Minion concept, but it
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: is funny to watch my friends crack up who have
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: also not watched Minions anytime drop out personality does a
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: Minion impression.
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: Yeah, so I know, I know there's we have some
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: mutual friends who are big Minions fans.
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: So, I mean that's great. Ridiculousness is not a horrible
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: thing to get enjoymentality.
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: Yes, listen, if you were to present me two people
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: and one of them's like, I am a die hard rider,
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: die Minions fan, I love them, and the other one
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: was I like all the stuff that that what's his name?
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: The producer who's behind like American horror story and you
- 1:24:59Speaker 2: know all those things. Like if they're like, I'm a
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: diehard so and so fan, I'd be like, I'm gonna
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: go with the Minions percent.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought you were gonna say, yu'll bowl, but
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: that's fine too.
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: Well that would No one's a die hard you a
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: ball fan, right except except for you. You've a bowl.
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: You've a bowl maybe, but other than that.
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll see how this one does. I might,
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: I might, I might catch it on like streaming.
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks cute. Like maybe if I had, uh
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: you know, maybe if my my younger niece is like,
- 1:25:37Speaker 2: let's go see this, maybe I would go see it
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: with her. Yeah, but yeah, I certainly wouldn't go to
- 1:25:42Speaker 2: the theater to see it because people would think that
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: I was being a creep.
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I don't know, but maybe maybe a fifty
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: year old.
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: Man going into a movie by himself that's just filled
- 1:25:53Speaker 2: with kids, it would not look good.
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: I mean, go, if you go at the right time,
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: you'll be the only person in the theater.
- 1:26:00Speaker 2: At her that's true. Yeah, if I go in the
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: middle of the day when there's you know, everyone should
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: either be in daycare or school.
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: And I feel like they're trying to appeal more to
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: the millennial gen X, because I don't know how many
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: kids super no or like Cthulhu. And also like, I
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: don't know how many kids are super into like you know,
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: the twenty Periods piece.
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: I mean, I get that, But at the same time,
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: I think about the Warner Brothers cartoons I watched when
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: I was a kid that had tons of references to
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: Golden Age cinema actors that I had not encountered yet. True,
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: like you know, like carry Grant or whatever, And I'm like,
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: I have no idea who these are, but I think
- 1:26:34Speaker 2: the cartoons are funny. I think it's funny when the
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: rabbit makes the hunter fall down.
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, but those references were put in
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: there for adults.
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: So that's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, I'm just saying, like,
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: I think that that even people who aren't haven't been
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: exposed to that particular area of film might still find
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: quite a bit of enjoyment in it. Just it's done well, true, true. Okay,
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: Well that that's all of it. That's all the stories
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- 1:27:09Speaker 2: the hour and a half this time.
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not as long of an episode for skipping
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