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- 1:53Speaker 1: our lead story here to begin the Overnight Talk Festivas
- 1:59Speaker 1: from the Hall of Fame Class of twenty twenty five.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Now Big Night in No Orleans. A lot of boozing.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Not just the media elites boozing. There's an NFL big
- 2:10Speaker 1: shots that came in there. As the NFL tries to
- 2:13Speaker 1: cross over. They've been doing this for years. They want
- 2:15Speaker 1: to be seen as entertainment and glitz and glamour, and
- 2:18Speaker 1: when it's just a bunch of meathead football players giving
- 2:21Speaker 1: awards to other meathhead football players. But for our purposes,
- 2:24Speaker 1: to begin the night, we'll push back, push back the
- 2:26Speaker 1: MVP award which did go to Josh Allen over Lamar Jackson,
- 2:30Speaker 1: So crank up the outrage machine. I did not share
- 2:34Speaker 1: the outrage with that. But if you did not pay
- 2:36Speaker 1: attention to Big One is the living cemetery of the NFL.
- 2:40Speaker 1: It's in Canton, Ohio. It's not technically the NFL. It's
- 2:44Speaker 1: the Pro Football Hall of Fame. But if you do
- 2:46Speaker 1: not see the class of twenty twenty five, that would
- 2:49Speaker 1: be tight end Antonio Gates, cornerback Eric Allen, defensive end
- 2:55Speaker 1: Jared Allen, so a lot of Allen's wide receivers, Sterling Sharp.
- 3:00Speaker 1: He joins his brother. They're the newest members of the
- 3:03Speaker 1: Pro Football Hall of Fame, and they will be inducted
- 3:07Speaker 1: in a Gallas ceremony in early August, where everyone will
- 3:12Speaker 1: be focused on Canton Ohio as they will be enshrined
- 3:16Speaker 1: in that mausoleum. Now, the class was chosen in a
- 3:20Speaker 1: smoke filled room, well, actually it was a virtual meeting.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Used to be a smoke filled room, but now everything's
- 3:27Speaker 1: on zoom. So the Board of Selectors, a group of
- 3:31Speaker 1: fifty voters, randomly decided who's in and who's out, who's
- 3:37Speaker 1: in and who's out. So it's the smallest class in
- 3:40Speaker 1: twenty years. You're gonna go back to twenty oh five.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Was barely alive then, and that was also a four
- 3:46Speaker 1: member class for the Hall of Fame. Now, the better
- 3:48Speaker 1: story is in the losing the losing locker room, or
- 3:53Speaker 1: in this case, the losing campaign for the Hall of Fame.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Now I mentioned moving man Matt and he has been
- 3:59Speaker 1: one of the great advocates him and guys like Spaccoli
- 4:03Speaker 1: and these other losers for Eli Manning to get into
- 4:07Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame. Well that's the story. Don't bear
- 4:09Speaker 1: the lead, my man, don't bear the lead. Better story
- 4:11Speaker 1: in the losing locker room. So you've got former Colts
- 4:14Speaker 1: and Patriots kicker Adam VENTERTERI did not make it, Panthers
- 4:18Speaker 1: linebacker Luke Keigley, and Giants quarterback Elijah Manning, all of
- 4:25Speaker 1: them in their first year of eligibility. None of them
- 4:29Speaker 1: were selected. The big one is the quarterback, and the
- 4:34Speaker 1: headlines all over the world wide web shocking, outrageous snub.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Eli blocked from Canton, Ohio at the NFL Honors and
- 4:49Speaker 1: that made the rounds bouncing around the pinball machine. So
- 4:52Speaker 1: let us discuss the question, how do you classify Eli
- 4:57Speaker 1: Manning not getting in to the Hall of Fame on
- 5:02Speaker 1: his first ballot. So I have David Copperfield, I've got
- 5:06Speaker 1: Hans Solo and Wendy's three things that have never ever
- 5:11Speaker 1: been combined together. Will ring the bell and we'll make
- 5:15Speaker 1: some magic here. So my first thought, how do you
- 5:17Speaker 1: classify Eli Manning not getting into the Hall of Fame
- 5:21Speaker 1: on the first ballot? I classify it as justified, right, Bravo,
- 5:27Speaker 1: bravo to the voters. I don't know who you are,
- 5:30Speaker 1: but I didn't think that the people that voted for
- 5:34Speaker 1: the Pro Football Hall of Fame had the intestinal fortitude,
- 5:37Speaker 1: had the manhood show. I don't know. I haven't gon
- 5:41Speaker 1: say it. They had hair in their chest to do this,
- 5:43Speaker 1: But Eli Maning being a first ballot Hall of Famer
- 5:47Speaker 1: would have been criminal. He is not that. I wouldn't
- 5:51Speaker 1: even put him in the Hall of Fame. And I
- 5:52Speaker 1: think eventually he's gonna get in the Hall of Fame.
- 5:54Speaker 1: But he doesn't deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.
- 5:57Speaker 1: And here's why he isd mid. He's a mid player.
- 6:03Speaker 1: He's David Copperfield. He's used smoking mirrors trickeration to convince
- 6:09Speaker 1: dumb people that he's better than he is. He's just
- 6:12Speaker 1: an average ballplayer that low information fans get all excited
- 6:15Speaker 1: about because a couple of fluke playoff runs. But he
- 6:19Speaker 1: never won a playoff game. Outside of those two fluke
- 6:22Speaker 1: runs in the playoffs, he was not at any point,
- 6:27Speaker 1: at any moment, an elite ballplayer. Now my evidence, Elijah
- 6:34Speaker 1: in his NFL career was a five hundred player, one
- 6:38Speaker 1: hundred and seventeen wins, one hundred and seventeen losses. He
- 6:41Speaker 1: never won an MVP award, never really came close to that.
- 6:44Speaker 1: He never finished as the league leader in passing yards.
- 6:47Speaker 1: He was never considered one of the top two or
- 6:49Speaker 1: three quarterbacks in the NFL at any point. He was
- 6:53Speaker 1: never named an All Pro. And that's a big one,
- 6:56Speaker 1: that is, how can you be a Hall of Famer
- 6:59Speaker 1: if not one time where you consider it an All Pro?
- 7:03Speaker 1: Sixteen years, not once did anyone say this guy's an
- 7:07Speaker 1: All Pro. None. And the Super Bowl wins, while they're
- 7:12Speaker 1: nice and all that, it's a team award. It's not
- 7:14Speaker 1: an individual award. And in terms of judging Eli Manning
- 7:19Speaker 1: on his own resume, not your imagination, your perception, your
- 7:25Speaker 1: fairy tale, but the actual raw numbers if you go
- 7:29Speaker 1: and look at him and also watching him play. But
- 7:32Speaker 1: that's a different conversation. But the math isn't mathing. When
- 7:35Speaker 1: you look at the Pro Football Reference page of Eli Manning,
- 7:38Speaker 1: Eli led the NFL in only one category over sixteen
- 7:45Speaker 1: years in the league. Only one. Now I'll give him credit.
- 7:49Speaker 1: He did lead the league three times in one category.
- 7:51Speaker 1: That category was that's right, interceptions, So he was elite
- 7:56Speaker 1: at throwing interceptions. So good job by him. That Bupkus.
- 8:02Speaker 1: And the comp on Eli Manning is Donovan McNabb. Would
- 8:06Speaker 1: you put Donovan McNabb on the Hall of It? Would
- 8:08Speaker 1: you put Carson Palmer in the Hall of Fame? That's
- 8:11Speaker 1: the type of ballplayer that Eli Manning is. Again, I
- 8:14Speaker 1: think eventually he'll get in, but it's nice that he
- 8:17Speaker 1: didn't get in right away. He won't likely get in
- 8:19Speaker 1: next year and he should have to wait a long time.
- 8:23Speaker 1: I would never put him in, but I know how
- 8:26Speaker 1: this works, I know the politics of this, and eventually
- 8:30Speaker 1: he'll end up in the Hall of Fame. Now, page two,
- 8:34Speaker 1: So where are you at on former Carolina linebacker Luke
- 8:37Speaker 1: Keighley not getting voted in as well? In the can
- 8:42Speaker 1: So to me, this was the snub in the room.
- 8:45Speaker 1: I can't get all worked up about Adam Vinti because
- 8:48Speaker 1: he's a kicker and kickers aren't real football players. But
- 8:51Speaker 1: Luke Keighley I can get worked up for. Since Keighley
- 8:54Speaker 1: did not play in the New York New Jersey tri
- 8:58Speaker 1: state area there with Connecticut. He doesn't have the last
- 9:02Speaker 1: name Manning the royalty of the NFL. This part is
- 9:06Speaker 1: mostly being ignored. And while Eli Manning clearly does not
- 9:11Speaker 1: belong in the Hall of Fame based on his resume,
- 9:13Speaker 1: Luke Keikley checks just about every box. Just about every box.
- 9:19Speaker 1: And this is a Han solo situation saying, Luke, may
- 9:23Speaker 1: the Force be with you, and the Force is with
- 9:27Speaker 1: Luke Keighley, and I'm gonna make my elevator pitch as
- 9:31Speaker 1: to why Luke Keigley was a five time All Pro,
- 9:36Speaker 1: a five time All Pro in his career. Remember, Eli
- 9:40Speaker 1: Manning was not. He was on the All Decade Team
- 9:44Speaker 1: Luke Keigley for the twenty tens. Eli Manning never made
- 9:47Speaker 1: an All Decade team. He was the Rookie Defensive Player
- 9:50Speaker 1: of the Year and then Defensive Player Year. The only
- 9:54Speaker 1: red flag, the only bumpety bump for Luke Keekley is
- 10:00Speaker 1: that he did not have longevity, but football is not
- 10:05Speaker 1: a sport design for longevity. He played eight seasons, which
- 10:08Speaker 1: seems like a lot longer than most NFL careers. However,
- 10:12Speaker 1: if you merely judge him on those eight years. He
- 10:17Speaker 1: ended up in the upper crust All pro status, not
- 10:20Speaker 1: Pro Bowl where they play game shows in a water
- 10:23Speaker 1: balloon toss All pro, all pro. Sixty two percent of
- 10:30Speaker 1: his career he was in the Krem de la Kreme
- 10:34Speaker 1: of the NFL. So, Luke Keickley, that was a bad
- 10:36Speaker 1: job by the voters. I agree with the Manning thing.
- 10:39Speaker 1: I do not agree with Luke Keighley. But you can't
- 10:41Speaker 1: get two worked up because it's Carolina Panther player and
- 10:44Speaker 1: there's not a lot of people that get all worked
- 10:45Speaker 1: out and more on in North Carolina and the Carolinas
- 10:48Speaker 1: and all that. But yeah, they're kind of calm and all.
- 10:50Speaker 1: All right, last word, So, how would you describe the
- 10:55Speaker 1: new members, the brand new members of the Hall of
- 10:59Speaker 1: Fame class of twenty twenty five. So I would describe
- 11:03Speaker 1: them as good, not great. Good, not great. In fact,
- 11:09Speaker 1: I would go back to an old forty some year
- 11:14Speaker 1: old marketing campaign from Windy's Where's the Beef? Where's the beef? Yeah,
- 11:22Speaker 1: it's lacking the wow factor. None of these guys are bad.
- 11:26Speaker 1: They're not bad. Eric Allen played fourteen seasons, so he
- 11:29Speaker 1: had longevity he made one All Pro team. Why is
- 11:33Speaker 1: he now a Hall of Famer? Win a Hall of Famer.
- 11:34Speaker 1: In the last couple of years, Antonio Gates made three
- 11:38Speaker 1: All Pro teams and was a good player, one of
- 11:42Speaker 1: the great tight ends of his ear for the San
- 11:44Speaker 1: Diego charge the old San Diego Chargers. He was on
- 11:48Speaker 1: an All Decade team, which is nice. And I'm trying
- 11:51Speaker 1: to remember. Maybe I'm just my memory's going, but I
- 11:55Speaker 1: can't remember a signature moment of Antonio Gates' career, can you.
- 12:00Speaker 1: I can't. What was his defining moment that you said, well,
- 12:04Speaker 1: that's a Hall of Fame moment? What was it? Jared
- 12:06Speaker 1: Allen again a good player with the Vikings and the
- 12:10Speaker 1: Chiefs and was a four time All Pro and mostly
- 12:13Speaker 1: mid middling teams that he played on, but individually he
- 12:17Speaker 1: was very effective. So he's in good but not great.
- 12:22Speaker 1: And Sterling Sharp who made three All Pro teams if
- 12:26Speaker 1: you're old enough to remember him with the Green Bay
- 12:28Speaker 1: Packers and got hurt and that was it and he
- 12:30Speaker 1: played I think it was seven years and he got
- 12:32Speaker 1: in in the Hall of Fame and was like, okay, fine,
- 12:36Speaker 1: it doesn't get you all. Tingley doesn't get you all excited.
- 12:39Speaker 1: But those guys are in the Hall of Fame. Okay,
- 12:41Speaker 1: that's fine, they're in, But I'm not gonna go raw rah.
- 12:45Speaker 1: I mean, you know, that's just the way it is. Anyway,
- 12:49Speaker 1: it is the Ben Mahlor Show. We are here all night,
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- 13:01Speaker 1: I am excited because today on the Friday pod, the
- 13:04Speaker 1: Fifth Hour pot, which will be up later today, I'm
- 13:07Speaker 1: catching up with a very famous fan, very famous fan
- 13:12Speaker 1: who is a listener to our show, which is kind
- 13:15Speaker 1: of cool. It's always need when you meet someone and
- 13:17Speaker 1: you're like, hey, that guy and then they know who
- 13:19Speaker 1: you are. So this guy known as almost Andy Reid.
- 13:24Speaker 1: If you were out, if you're one of our listeners
- 13:26Speaker 1: in Kansas City, you came to the Kansas City Meet
- 13:28Speaker 1: and Greet, you saw this guy that looks just like
- 13:31Speaker 1: Andy Reid. That's Almost Andy Reid, and he is a
- 13:35Speaker 1: listener of our show. I met him, we have mutual
- 13:37Speaker 1: radio friends, and he's going to be on the pod
- 13:41Speaker 1: later today, the Fifth Hour Podcast, so we'll catch up
- 13:43Speaker 1: with him. And I told one of my big muckety
- 13:46Speaker 1: muck Radio friends. I said, I'm gonna have the Andy
- 13:49Speaker 1: Reid impersonator guy on. And he said, Ben, you do
- 13:54Speaker 1: a podcast you're having in a snow video. You're having
- 13:56Speaker 1: an impersonator whose claim is that he looks like Andy Reid,
- 14:00Speaker 1: and you're having him on an audio only podcast. I said, Yes,
- 14:03Speaker 1: I am, because that's how I roll, that's how I operate. Yes.
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- 14:15Speaker 1: We're gonna go to pro bouncy Ball, but we'll get
- 14:18Speaker 1: back to the NFL, the big stories in football. The
- 14:21Speaker 1: Award Show made for TV Awards Extravaganza in New Orleans,
- 14:26Speaker 1: they announced the new members of the Hall of Fame
- 14:29Speaker 1: and the e Lime Manny was blocked not in the
- 14:34Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Good job by the Hall of Fame
- 14:39Speaker 1: voters there. He is not worthy, certainly not a first
- 14:42Speaker 1: ballot Hall of Fame. I wouldn't put him in. Eventually
- 14:45Speaker 1: he'll get in, but he doesn't belong there. He just
- 14:47Speaker 1: was not worthy as a Hall of Fame level quarterback.
- 14:51Speaker 1: We'll talk more about that. Also, the MVP Award. Will
- 14:54Speaker 1: do a full Mala monologue later on on this but
- 14:57Speaker 1: Josh Allen ends up taking the win, and it's Super
- 15:02Speaker 1: Bowl weekend. The only thing Buffalo can win on Super
- 15:04Speaker 1: Bowl weekend is the MVP Award, So they've got that.
- 15:06Speaker 1: They don't actually get to the Super Bowl over and
- 15:08Speaker 1: they do, they don't win it. So Josh Allen beats
- 15:11Speaker 1: out Lamar Jackson. That was deemed controversial. So we'll talk
- 15:15Speaker 1: more about that as we go through the overnight. But
- 15:16Speaker 1: our lead this hour from pro Bouncy Ball. The music
- 15:20Speaker 1: stopped music and I was sleeping. I don't know if
- 15:25Speaker 1: you know that do an overnight show. So I was sleeping,
- 15:26Speaker 1: but the music stopped. On the NBA trade deadline twenty
- 15:30Speaker 1: twenty five, a flurry, a flurry of deals. The Wizards
- 15:35Speaker 1: sent Marvin Bagley the Third who was supposed to be
- 15:39Speaker 1: good but isn't, and Johnny Davis, whoever that is. To
- 15:43Speaker 1: the Grizzlies. They got Marcus Smart. Remember when this guy
- 15:47Speaker 1: was a big star for the Celtics and he had
- 15:49Speaker 1: the green hair and he I believe he had a
- 15:51Speaker 1: serial named after him. I was at one of the
- 15:54Speaker 1: grocery stores there in Boston, and I saw there was
- 15:57Speaker 1: a serial with Marcus Smart's face on it, and I thought, wow,
- 16:02Speaker 1: Marcus Smart is big enough to get his own cereal.
- 16:05Speaker 1: That's pretty wild. And now he's playing for the Wizards,
- 16:08Speaker 1: or maybe he'll be bought out a Dennis Schroeder or Shrewder. Shrewder.
- 16:13Speaker 1: He's the guy that said slavery. It's modern day slavery
- 16:17Speaker 1: being an NBA ballplayer and being traded. And so he
- 16:20Speaker 1: has been traded again. That is now what five teams
- 16:25Speaker 1: he has technically been a part of this year. He
- 16:27Speaker 1: is re rooted or routed from the Pistons. He was
- 16:31Speaker 1: with the Warriors after originally I think he was with
- 16:34Speaker 1: the Nets. He went to the Warriors, then he was
- 16:36Speaker 1: traded to the Heat, then he was traded to the Jazz,
- 16:39Speaker 1: and then now he's ending up with the Pistons. Okay, okay, yeah,
- 16:47Speaker 1: he started the year with the Nets, but Warriors, Jazz
- 16:49Speaker 1: and so not the Heat, Warriors, Jazz, Pistons. And that's
- 16:53Speaker 1: it all right now the Hawks, they made a trade
- 16:56Speaker 1: with the People's team. Bog Don Bogdanovic. Bogdon Bogdanovic, who
- 17:05Speaker 1: at one point was deemed a pretty good player although
- 17:08Speaker 1: he hasn't played well this year, and three second round picks,
- 17:12Speaker 1: how valuable are those? Go to the people's team, the
- 17:15Speaker 1: Clippers for that man. There goes that man, Terrence Man.
- 17:17Speaker 1: He's going to Atlanta, good airport, bad basketball, good airport,
- 17:21Speaker 1: and Bones Highland, good name, not a good game. But
- 17:26Speaker 1: he's going to the Hawks. So we'll see if bog
- 17:29Speaker 1: Bogdanovich can unlock a Clipper team which is in a
- 17:33Speaker 1: malaise that All Star break a couple of weeks before
- 17:36Speaker 1: the All Star break, malaise that they are in right now.
- 17:39Speaker 1: But Bogdanovich goes there. The Hawks also sent DeAndre Hunter
- 17:45Speaker 1: to the Cadavers in exchange for Kris LeVert, who I've
- 17:50Speaker 1: heard of used to be with the Nets. And there
- 17:51Speaker 1: were like other players and second round picks and written
- 17:56Speaker 1: draft pick swaps and all that crap. But none of
- 17:59Speaker 1: those moves I believe are worthy of a full mall
- 18:02Speaker 1: of monologue. So instead we turn our attention to just
- 18:07Speaker 1: below the Brooklyn Bridge. Why why not? We have learned
- 18:13Speaker 1: that the basketball team that used to be in New
- 18:16Speaker 1: Jersey and has been in Brooklyn for many years now,
- 18:19Speaker 1: the Nets are working to buy out slash forward guard
- 18:26Speaker 1: Ben Simmons, the assie Ben Simmons. He can be yours
- 18:33Speaker 1: if you want to sign a player who doesn't like
- 18:35Speaker 1: playing basketball. So let us discuss the question. This guy
- 18:39Speaker 1: was a big star early on, a top pick in
- 18:41Speaker 1: the draft with the Sixers, was an all star and
- 18:45Speaker 1: generational talent. Part of the Sixers sucking trust the process
- 18:52Speaker 1: where they trusted the process that got them Ben Simmons,
- 18:55Speaker 1: who's been hanging out at the halfway house in Brooklyn?
- 19:01Speaker 1: So the Nets getting out? Here's the question, as we
- 19:04Speaker 1: discussed the Nets getting out of the Ben Simmons business,
- 19:10Speaker 1: what does that signify to you? What does that signify
- 19:14Speaker 1: to you? So I've got hands of stone, traveling, gypsy
- 19:21Speaker 1: and bong and we will combine all of these things
- 19:25Speaker 1: together and we hope, we hope to hit on all cylinders.
- 19:30Speaker 1: So num burn, I said numb burn. The Brooklyn Nets
- 19:41Speaker 1: are not only a basketball team, but they have also
- 19:45Speaker 1: finally seen the light. They have crossed the rubicon. And
- 19:53Speaker 1: good job, it took you a while. I don't know
- 19:54Speaker 1: why it took you so long. Bat job by you,
- 19:56Speaker 1: but finally you have wised up. Right. They are now
- 19:59Speaker 1: acting like the one of the great moments in my lifetime.
- 20:03Speaker 1: In boxing history, there was a boxer whose nickname was
- 20:05Speaker 1: hands of Stone, Roberto Robert Durant. Roberto Durant, right, Roberto Durant,
- 20:10Speaker 1: No Moss, No moss. And that makes you wonder, that,
- 20:15Speaker 1: you know, makes you wonder what exactly got them to
- 20:18Speaker 1: this point. Ben Simmons has been the poster boy for
- 20:24Speaker 1: what is the modern NBA uber talented check uninterested in
- 20:32Speaker 1: playing basketball. Check enigma check check check. He's twenty eight
- 20:40Speaker 1: years old. It's now been three seasons below the Brooklyn Bridge.
- 20:46Speaker 1: He was acquired James Harden. Ashley was the player that
- 20:50Speaker 1: was the James Harden trade who went He was upset
- 20:53Speaker 1: with the nets, so he went to the sixers, and
- 20:55Speaker 1: then Ben Simmons went back inbound to the nets. And
- 20:59Speaker 1: sim has played more than forty games one time with
- 21:03Speaker 1: the net. Now I played eighty two, they're supposed to
- 21:05Speaker 1: play eighty two. He's played more than forty one time.
- 21:07Speaker 1: This season, Ben Simmons has averaged a little over six points,
- 21:14Speaker 1: a little over five rebounds, a little less than seven assists,
- 21:18Speaker 1: and he's played about twenty five minutes a game. Essentially,
- 21:20Speaker 1: he's played hooky yet again this year and now he
- 21:24Speaker 1: is on a one way bus ticket out of the
- 21:28Speaker 1: Nets organization. So page two, what is next for Ben Simmons.
- 21:34Speaker 1: We know he's been fired by the Brooklyn Nets, but
- 21:37Speaker 1: what is next for Ben Simmons after getting that buyout?
- 21:41Speaker 1: So he is going to do what he's been doing
- 21:43Speaker 1: his entire career. Why would he stop? Now it's working.
- 21:47Speaker 1: It's not working on the court, but it's working financially.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Ben Simmons will continue his life as a traveling gypsy
- 21:56Speaker 1: of hoop. A traveling gypsy of hoop, that's Ben Simmons.
- 22:00Speaker 1: He will go to the next town, He'll steal more
- 22:02Speaker 1: money and then it'll move to another town. He's a
- 22:05Speaker 1: con man, he's a confidence man, and he can do
- 22:09Speaker 1: it because he's six foot ten and he has all
- 22:12Speaker 1: the skills other than the fact he can't shoot. But
- 22:14Speaker 1: he is enticing. He is enticing for those that are
- 22:17Speaker 1: convinced they have the father Flannagan in them. They can
- 22:20Speaker 1: turn around players that it's not going well in their careers.
- 22:24Speaker 1: And it takes a village, and they have the right
- 22:26Speaker 1: village and all that bull crab And while Simmons has
- 22:29Speaker 1: been a versatile defender the few minutes he's played on
- 22:33Speaker 1: the court. He's a strong passer for someone his size.
- 22:37Speaker 1: He also has the Komodo Dragon in the room, the
- 22:42Speaker 1: HeLa Monster, the yips right, can't shoot more than five
- 22:46Speaker 1: feet away from the basket. He's a liability. It's We
- 22:49Speaker 1: talked about him back in his Philadelphia days, and I
- 22:51Speaker 1: remember doing Mallard monologue about him because I was fascinated.
- 22:55Speaker 1: And we talk about the Lakers now with Luca and
- 22:58Speaker 1: with Lebron, and when those guys start playing together, they
- 23:02Speaker 1: will be on the power play on offense, and they'll
- 23:03Speaker 1: be shorthanded on defense. Well, the Sixers when they had
- 23:07Speaker 1: Ben Simmons and he was a big minute guy in
- 23:09Speaker 1: their rotation, they were playing four on five on offense
- 23:13Speaker 1: because as long as Ben Simmons was away from the
- 23:16Speaker 1: painted area, he wasn't gonna shoot. He was not going
- 23:19Speaker 1: to So you knew defensively you didn't have to worry
- 23:22Speaker 1: about Ben Simmons when he was out he passed the
- 23:24Speaker 1: ball so he could lay off him defensively. And so
- 23:27Speaker 1: he's been able to fleece millions, millions and millions of
- 23:32Speaker 1: dollars from gullible, unsuspecting NBA executives and Simmons takes that
- 23:37Speaker 1: cash up front, gets that guaranteed money, and then he
- 23:41Speaker 1: provides an incomplete, substandard performance if he even shows up
- 23:45Speaker 1: to work at all. Now I have a little concern
- 23:47Speaker 1: because the early reporting indicates the one of the teams
- 23:51Speaker 1: interested in Ben Simmons is the People's team. The Clippers
- 23:56Speaker 1: are said to be interested. And I really am confused
- 24:00Speaker 1: by what's going on over there, because this is the
- 24:03Speaker 1: epitome of what you don't want. Uh, this is I
- 24:07Speaker 1: don't understand. I guess to the Clippers are trying to
- 24:10Speaker 1: corner the market on basketball players who are contaminated with
- 24:17Speaker 1: this mindset of not being all that interesting, not having
- 24:21Speaker 1: in playing, not being a team that's built on perseverance.
- 24:24Speaker 1: And you want want a dog, I need those. I
- 24:28Speaker 1: don't need cats. I need dogs. But they got a
- 24:30Speaker 1: lot of cats over there in clipper Land right now,
- 24:32Speaker 1: injury prone players who have good talent. But Ben Simmons,
- 24:36Speaker 1: I guess he could be the apprentice or the understudy
- 24:38Speaker 1: to Kawhi Leonard. And then they'll they'll say if they
- 24:42Speaker 1: if they do get Ben Simmons, they'll say, well, if
- 24:44Speaker 1: we stay healthy, we're gonna win the championship. Of course
- 24:47Speaker 1: they'll never stay healthy. Pump the brakes on that right now,
- 24:49Speaker 1: All right, now, final point, I want to go back
- 24:51Speaker 1: to the NBA trade deadline. Interesting story of what did
- 24:56Speaker 1: not happen out of Minnesota, the him Wolves, the Minnesota Timberwolves.
- 25:04Speaker 1: Multiple stories throughout the day that Minnesota explored getting into
- 25:09Speaker 1: the Kevin Durant sweepstakes. They were thinking about buying a
- 25:13Speaker 1: couple of tickets, hoping that they won the fifty to
- 25:17Speaker 1: fifty raffle for Kevin Durant and they would reunite him
- 25:21Speaker 1: with his buddy Anthony Edwards. So the story was that
- 25:26Speaker 1: the Wolves thought that Durant would be open to coming
- 25:30Speaker 1: to the winter wonderland of Minnesota. It obviously did not happen. However,
- 25:36Speaker 1: they they're saying, well, the buzz was real, it really,
- 25:38Speaker 1: it really happened. The rumor was real, all right. So
- 25:42Speaker 1: question for the esteem panel, the Timberwolves trying and failing
- 25:47Speaker 1: the land Kevin Durant from Phoenix before the NBA trade deadline.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Your thoughts on this plot twist out of Minnesota. So
- 25:58Speaker 1: I believe based on what I have known of available
- 26:03Speaker 1: draft capital and the way that the machine works in
- 26:08Speaker 1: the NBA that several executives, in my opinion, for the Timberwolves,
- 26:13Speaker 1: dusted off their bong and they were smoking psychedelic drugs
- 26:18Speaker 1: out of that bong. A. I don't care how much
- 26:22Speaker 1: Kevin Durant likes Anthony Edwards, He's not gonna want to
- 26:26Speaker 1: go to the Twin Cities. So that's a non starter.
- 26:30Speaker 1: And unless I'm mistaken, and correct me if I am mistaken,
- 26:35Speaker 1: hasn't Minnesota because of the Rudy Gobert trade and these
- 26:38Speaker 1: other trades, they've made pretty much traded all of their
- 26:41Speaker 1: lottery tickets. They don't have any lottery tickets that are
- 26:44Speaker 1: worth anything for several years. For several years, they don't
- 26:48Speaker 1: have a goodie bag to hand out. There is literally
- 26:52Speaker 1: nothing there there that they could have offered that Phoenix
- 26:59Speaker 1: would have interest in it. So I mean, let's they
- 27:02Speaker 1: got some kind of bag of tricks we don't know
- 27:03Speaker 1: about in the Minnesota front office and they could use
- 27:06Speaker 1: a Jedi mind trick. I really, I think that's a
- 27:10Speaker 1: story that was total bullshoy, is what.
- 27:14Speaker 2: I be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
- 27:16Speaker 2: Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Here we Go, it's Mallard. How about that?
- 27:23Speaker 2: To the third degree. This is one big Ben gets
- 27:28Speaker 2: grilled too.
- 27:31Speaker 3: Michael Parsons made a radio appearance this week where he
- 27:34Speaker 3: said that the Cowboys struggled so much that he doesn't
- 27:36Speaker 3: think Derrick Henry would have helped them.
- 27:38Speaker 1: Ben, Is he right? Yeah, Well you never know, right,
- 27:42Speaker 1: you can say that and there's no way to prove
- 27:44Speaker 1: that he would have helped him and would not have
- 27:46Speaker 1: helped them. All I know about the Dallas Cowboys, right,
- 27:50Speaker 1: All I know is that this past season, in terms
- 27:55Speaker 1: of rushing game performance, the Dallas Cowboy we're twenty seventh
- 28:01Speaker 1: in the NFL. So if they were like fifteenth in
- 28:04Speaker 1: the NFL, I think that would have mattered. But what
- 28:06Speaker 1: do I know. I just do the overnight show. So
- 28:08Speaker 1: he's just saying that to be polite, but I disagree.
- 28:11Speaker 3: Next, running back Josh Jacobs also made the rounds and
- 28:15Speaker 3: said that he thinks Green Bay needs a guy that's
- 28:17Speaker 3: proven to be a number one ride receiver already, and
- 28:20Speaker 3: then he was asked if the team should try reuniting
- 28:22Speaker 3: with DeVante Adams. He said, if he comes at the
- 28:25Speaker 3: right price, tell him to slide. Ben, could you see
- 28:28Speaker 3: an Adams Packers reunion.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Yes, because Adams is a diminishing asset that the Packers
- 28:35Speaker 1: never signed top notch free agents my entire life. They
- 28:38Speaker 1: never signed those guys. So Adams is older now, he's
- 28:42Speaker 1: coming off a down season. That is the perfect guy.
- 28:45Speaker 1: He's from Green Bay, played there a London, so that
- 28:47Speaker 1: is the type of player the Packers would bring back
- 28:49Speaker 1: the Lambo field next.
- 28:52Speaker 3: On Tuesday, the mayor of Saint Petersburg, Florida, said the
- 28:54Speaker 3: city is poised to move on from the Rays if
- 28:56Speaker 3: they project a new stadium deal. Ben, do you think
- 28:58Speaker 3: we could be seeing the end of the Do you
- 29:00Speaker 3: think we can be seeing the Rays migrate?
- 29:03Speaker 1: Yeah? I mentioned this in a previous episode episode of
- 29:06Speaker 1: the show. But yeah, I mean Baseball wants to put
- 29:08Speaker 1: a team in Nashville. They want to add expansion teams,
- 29:12Speaker 1: and they want to put a team in Vegas. And
- 29:14Speaker 1: then the A's moved to Vegas, so the Rays could
- 29:15Speaker 1: move to Nashville. Ultimately, I think they'll stay. It sounds
- 29:21Speaker 1: like they're gonna stay in Florida. I don't believe they're
- 29:22Speaker 1: gonna leave. But how do we do you pass this edision?
- 29:24Speaker 1: That is a word putting on the board. We the wins,
- 29:28Speaker 1: all time wins came right here, this guy right here,
- 29:31Speaker 1: Bill Miller.
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- 29:42Speaker 2: listen live.
- 29:46Speaker 4: Knock Knock.
- 29:46Speaker 3: Who's there?
- 29:47Speaker 2: Blame We blame week too. It's Big Ben's lame joke
- 29:51Speaker 2: of the week.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Away we go, weed Man? Are you there? Weed Man? Hippie?
- 29:56Speaker 4: Hey, hey, Dan, I love you.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Rab Now we Man. You told me that you need
- 30:01Speaker 1: the Chiefs to win and there'll be a new religion
- 30:05Speaker 1: born if the Chiefs win. Is that correct? Yeah? Yet yet? Yet?
- 30:08Speaker 1: All right, all right, we have the chief. We Man
- 30:12Speaker 1: is in Miami and he's a regular on the show.
- 30:15Speaker 1: This is his own segment. Did you know that trading
- 30:19Speaker 1: Luca Donzig was not Mavericks gm Nico Harrison's worst decision?
- 30:25Speaker 4: No?
- 30:26Speaker 1: Yeah, he once took Lizzo to and All you Can
- 30:28Speaker 1: Eat b FET That was much much worse. That's George
- 30:31Speaker 1: and Uvaldi Texas. Thank you, George. Did you know that
- 30:35Speaker 1: Lizzo is a big supporter of a new national school
- 30:39Speaker 1: lunch program? Oh what, Yeah, it's called no Twinkie left
- 30:45Speaker 1: behind very important? What is Lizzo's favorite type of weed? Kind?
- 30:56Speaker 1: She likes anything edible? Anything, let's sir for Todd the comedian.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Why can't Lizzo roll over? Why she's so big she
- 31:09Speaker 1: needs a passport just to roll over. That's Noah in Austin.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Thank you, Noah. Why is Lizzo thinking about a comeback tour?
- 31:21Speaker 2: Why?
- 31:21Speaker 1: Well, because lately she's been feeling empty inside. That's Chipkin
- 31:26Speaker 1: May thank you that. What did our guy Gunner in
- 31:31Speaker 1: Minnesota say to Lizzo? What did Gunner say to Lizzo?
- 31:34Speaker 1: What do you want to go out tonight? Lizzo replied, no, thanks,
- 31:39Speaker 1: I have standards. That's kittn Rory. We sent that one in.
- 31:44Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners. If you want
- 31:47Speaker 1: to send jokes into a future episode of the show,
- 31:49Speaker 1: send them care of Ben Malershow at gmail dot com.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Benmalarshow at gmail dot com, and you can have weed
- 31:56Speaker 1: Man Hippie laugh at one of your jokes. And I'm
- 31:58Speaker 1: proud of you, weed Man, You've gone several months without
- 32:01Speaker 1: going back to jail. Good job by you. All right,
- 32:04Speaker 1: what do you I know? What did Lizzo say to
- 32:07Speaker 1: the cashier about eggs costing twelve dollars a dozen?
- 32:11Speaker 4: Wow?
- 32:12Speaker 1: What she said? This has to be a lame yoke.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, did you hear that Lizzo got
- 32:23Speaker 1: a job at tire rack?
- 32:25Speaker 4: Wow? No?
- 32:27Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns out she's their new spare tire distributor
- 32:31Speaker 1: that she drew in Minnesota. What is Lizzo looking forward
- 32:36Speaker 1: to most this Sunday? What a great big super Bowl?
- 32:43Speaker 1: A big super Bowl? That's surfer Todd the comedian. All right,
- 32:48Speaker 1: buckle up, weed man? What's the difference between weed Man
- 32:51Speaker 1: hippie and e Leprechaun? What? Eleprecn will lead you to
- 32:55Speaker 1: a pot of gold. Weed man will lead you to
- 32:58Speaker 1: a stash of acapulco. And yeah, Terry, Terry and Saint Paul.
- 33:06Speaker 1: How can weed man get snow to come down in Miami?
- 33:10Speaker 4: Wow?
- 33:11Speaker 1: All he has to do is scratch his head enough
- 33:14Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, tena snowflakes right there? Noah, Noah?
- 33:19Speaker 1: In Austin. Why is weedman? Uh? Yeah, that's true. Why
- 33:23Speaker 1: is weed man hippie? Dinners at the souper kitchen like
- 33:27Speaker 1: the super Bowl?
- 33:28Speaker 4: Wine?
- 33:29Speaker 1: Well, they both don't have bills. That's pretty funny. Good joke.
- 33:36Speaker 1: George and Rochester, Minnesota. What does weed Man's custom Chiefs
- 33:40Speaker 1: T shirt say? What? I hate mahomes and my roommate
- 33:47Speaker 1: and my roommate the roommate you love mahomes? That's Eric
- 33:53Speaker 1: in Kansas. What's the stakes of the bet weed Man
- 33:57Speaker 1: and his roommate have for the Super Bowl? What loser
- 34:02Speaker 1: moves out? How about that? We did?
- 34:04Speaker 4: You should do that?
- 34:05Speaker 1: You should do that. Chiefs and Bills are Chiefs and Bills,
- 34:09Speaker 1: the Chiefs and the Eagles. You take the Chiefs and
- 34:11Speaker 1: then boom? All right? How do you call a person
- 34:13Speaker 1: who ates or what do you call?
- 34:14Speaker 4: Rather?
- 34:15Speaker 1: What do you call a person who hates homeless people
- 34:17Speaker 1: like weed Man? What hobo phobick is? What you call them?
- 34:21Speaker 1: Hobo phobic? That's but butter milk chavo. But Coop, you
- 34:25Speaker 1: got any jokes over there? Coop? Now? Okay, h Coop Sata.
- 34:30Speaker 1: You want to sen an offensive joke? Let me know
- 34:31Speaker 1: it's offensive for coopball pass it around to him. How
- 34:33Speaker 1: did weed Man know it was time to go to
- 34:35Speaker 1: the hospital? Wow? It was tooth thirty. Tooth thirty is
- 34:40Speaker 1: what it's a chip that's good. What would be different
- 34:46Speaker 1: if weed Man Hippie went back in time to the
- 34:48Speaker 1: baby version of himself? What no teething? Wow? Butter milk
- 34:55Speaker 1: Javo sent that one in. And uh did you hear
- 34:58Speaker 1: that the Democrats elected Man Hippie to run the National Committee. Yeah? Yeah,
- 35:04Speaker 1: it's because the Democrats can't find their teeth either. Wow.
- 35:07Speaker 1: All right, all right, very nice there. Why was weed
- 35:10Speaker 1: Man put on a psychiatric hold? Why because he was
- 35:15Speaker 1: laughing at voices in his head and claimed that he
- 35:17Speaker 1: could talk to the radio. That's true in Minnesota. What
- 35:22Speaker 1: what did the fat guys say at his first AA meeting?
- 35:25Speaker 1: What he said? My name is Luca. That's Tony in
- 35:29Speaker 1: the back bank of weed Man. Good jokes this week,
- 35:33Speaker 1: solid jokes. Thank you.
- 35:35Speaker 4: Come on entertainment. Super Bowl edition starts right now and
- 35:39Speaker 4: here it's justin Cooper, Contoosa. The inn son is outside
- 35:46Speaker 4: of the glass period.
- 35:49Speaker 1: Professional tossed by the way, What.
- 35:55Speaker 4: Eagles are chief?
- 35:58Speaker 1: Yeah? Picking the birds? Uh go Eagles. I'm going canes
- 36:04Speaker 1: uh City.
- 36:06Speaker 4: Oh, Sheep's Kingdom it is back to baby it is.
- 36:11Speaker 4: I'm going with the Sheep's Kingdom as well too.
- 36:13Speaker 3: All right, what you just said the Eagles.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Okay, he's guaranteed to not lose. Cool, he's gonna be
- 36:21Speaker 1: happy one. I'm rooting for the for the all right,
- 36:25Speaker 1: hold on, hold on one more time. Who are you picking, Marcell?
- 36:27Speaker 1: Who are you picking? Hold on, Marcel, who are.
- 36:30Speaker 4: You picking the Eagle? For cheats?
- 36:35Speaker 1: All right, one more time? Who are you like? Kansas
- 36:38Speaker 1: City or Philadelphia?
- 36:39Speaker 4: Really?
- 36:40Speaker 1: Okay, that's Philadelia. Okay, so now he's speaking of them.
- 36:43Speaker 3: Go ahead, okay, brother, all right, So this weekend in theaters,
- 36:49Speaker 3: we've got your you know, your typical Valentine's Day movies.
- 36:55Speaker 3: You know, what would a Valentine's Day be without one?
- 36:59Speaker 1: You know chea.
- 37:01Speaker 3: Well no, so these aren't even like they do something different.
- 37:04Speaker 3: Now you've got like a cheeseball action movie that has
- 37:09Speaker 3: to do with Valentine's Day, and then you've got your
- 37:11Speaker 3: cheeseball horror movie. So first we have Love Hurts. This
- 37:16Speaker 3: is the action one. This is starring k Kwan from
- 37:23Speaker 3: you know, yes, there's a question Mark, Indiana Jones and
- 37:26Speaker 3: everything everywhere at once, you know, Academy Award winner and
- 37:30Speaker 3: he is a former hitman and then former partner in
- 37:37Speaker 3: crime that he had left for Dead is you know,
- 37:40Speaker 3: upset and comes back for revenge. This one doesn't have
- 37:44Speaker 3: great reviews, but it is out this weekend in theaters.
- 37:48Speaker 3: Also out this weekend in theaters is a scary movie
- 37:51Speaker 3: called Heart Eyes, and this one actually has good reviews.
- 37:54Speaker 3: It's got eighty five percent so far on Rotten Tomatoes.
- 37:58Speaker 3: For the past several years, the Heart Eyes killer has
- 38:01Speaker 3: wreaked havoc on Valentine's Day by stalking and murdering romantic couples.
- 38:06Speaker 3: This Valentine's Day, no one is safe.
- 38:09Speaker 1: No, no, are you scared, Lrena? I'm terrified.
- 38:12Speaker 3: Ben Okay, yeah, I'm busy this weekend. That one is
- 38:19Speaker 3: starring Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding. Jordana Brewster is also a.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Conkey Brewster's daughter.
- 38:27Speaker 3: No, she's known from the Fast and Furious series. All right, yep,
- 38:32Speaker 3: And moving on to television now, this is one. This
- 38:36Speaker 3: must have been out for a little while, I believe,
- 38:37Speaker 3: but I just discovered it so I wanted to bring
- 38:39Speaker 3: it up. It is a documentary series on Apple TV
- 38:43Speaker 3: Plus and it's called Vietnam The War That Changed America. Now,
- 38:48Speaker 3: this one's gotten great reviews and deservedly so. I'm I'm
- 38:52Speaker 3: a couple episodes into it. I believe it's a three
- 38:53Speaker 3: part series. And what's kind of cool is it it
- 38:58Speaker 3: takes like actual footage because I guess, you know, during
- 39:02Speaker 3: the Vietnam War, the news camera has had, you know,
- 39:04Speaker 3: more access than they'd ever had before. It was just
- 39:07Speaker 3: you know, they're in there on the front lines, and
- 39:09Speaker 3: so they take this footage and then they have interviews
- 39:12Speaker 3: with people from the footage and there's some you know,
- 39:15Speaker 3: they kind of tell you the story that you're seeing
- 39:17Speaker 3: in the foot it. It's pretty cool. So I would
- 39:19Speaker 3: recommend checking that out if you have Apple TV Plus.
- 39:22Speaker 3: And then, last, but not least, is a new show
- 39:26Speaker 3: coming out. It's actually available right now. It is called
- 39:29Speaker 3: Apple Cider Vinegar and that's.
- 39:31Speaker 1: The magic remedy if you have a problem.
- 39:35Speaker 3: Yep, all types of So it's on Netflix and it's
- 39:41Speaker 3: a DAP just discussed.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Do you ever drink that without water attitude? It is disgusting? No,
- 39:46Speaker 1: why would you drink that? You Well, I tried it
- 39:49Speaker 1: one time because I kept reading about how healthy it was,
- 39:51Speaker 1: and so I was like, I'll give it a shot.
- 39:52Speaker 3: And I was like, uh so, basically, this is a
- 39:57Speaker 3: true Ish Story mini series recounting the tale of an
- 40:01Speaker 3: Australian Instagram influencer who develops a rivalry with a popular
- 40:05Speaker 3: blogger as the latter undergoes treatment for cancer. Then the
- 40:10Speaker 3: first person tells her followers that she has brain cancer,
- 40:13Speaker 3: grows her follower based by the hundreds of thousands, while
- 40:16Speaker 3: signing book deals, launching an app, and how her healthy
- 40:20Speaker 3: diet has led to remission and it's all it's.
- 40:23Speaker 1: All a fraud. So she's like Doc Mike is in.
- 40:28Speaker 3: Never actually had cancer in the first place. Oh yes,
- 40:32Speaker 3: So that is a new series on Netflix available right now,
- 40:34Speaker 3: and that is Coops Coop on Entertainment