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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 43 - Tik Tok Boom (ft. Jeff D Lowe & Dave Portnoy) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 6: say anything? Okay, he's We're good. I'll come on later,
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  Speaker 6: I hope he knows.
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  Speaker 1: We're recording every day this week and most other podcasts aren't.
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  Speaker 1: It's true your boys cracking though? Are we gone when
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  Speaker 1: the headfes are around?
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  Speaker 2: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going launch us in bro, set it off. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: We're starting right now? Yes? What are we waiting for?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, especially as Dave is walking back and forth, like
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  Speaker 1: we need to be seen to be working, Like we
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  Speaker 1: can't be fucking slacking out here?
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  Speaker 5: All right? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Is that empty your podcasts or empty your pockets? You
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  Speaker 1: can podcast? Yes?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Ready?
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  Speaker 5: What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 7: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 7: is Tuesday, February eighth. It's eleven am West Coast time again.
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  Speaker 7: Like you're back back in a different studio today. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 7: there was a fire yesterday in the other studio. Hoping
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  Speaker 7: to get that repaired, we somehow upradd and put a
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  Speaker 7: cigarette in the trash can and the whole place went
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  Speaker 7: up in flames. We made it through, though, we made
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  Speaker 7: it out, so now we're using another studio.
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  Speaker 1: I can't say the same about all the security in
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  Speaker 1: the hotel, though some of them went down fighting the
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  Speaker 1: fire with karate.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, luckily they were able to fight it off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty well, trying to kickbox the fucking fire, trying
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  Speaker 1: to mui ti the fire exactly. But that's what you
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  Speaker 1: get when you're in Rogan studio. Bro. The boys just
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  Speaker 1: fucking learn. They learn from the way of Rogan. I know, dude,
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  Speaker 1: it's good to have multiple days in this week, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking I feel like we're the ones who are
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  Speaker 1: fucking grinding. But I don't like that there's no door
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  Speaker 1: in the on the studio. We're kind of naked to
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  Speaker 1: the elements. People can kind of catch our wrists. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to in the middle of them, tell our
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  Speaker 1: secrets out of context. Yeah, if we just say something
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  Speaker 1: out of context, I don't think that we should be
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  Speaker 1: able to get well. Yeah, Logan, thanks for thanks for
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  Speaker 1: putting that curtain fully over half the door. I think
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  Speaker 1: that should should hold all the sound in.
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  Speaker 7: I wonder what happened to the door. I don't love
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  Speaker 7: the Lizzie maguire movie. Joe Rogan was in here recording
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  Speaker 7: and Spotify removed his door as punishment so they could
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  Speaker 7: hear him talking about the vaccine.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what about the Lizzy McGuire movie.
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  Speaker 5: That's what happens in the Lizzy McGuire movie.
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  Speaker 1: Take your door off?
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  Speaker 5: Her parents take her or her door down.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, Bro, you don't take away your children's doors, and
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  Speaker 1: you don't take away their phones.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, have you ever seen that stand up bit with
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  Speaker 7: a dude I forget what his name is, but it's
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  Speaker 7: like it's supposed to be like uh, like he's like
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  Speaker 7: black and he has his white friend over and his
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  Speaker 7: mom like kicks in the door and is like yelling
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  Speaker 7: at him to clean his room, and.
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  Speaker 5: She walks out the dude.
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  Speaker 7: The white kids like, dude, like, what is your mom doing?
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  Speaker 7: Like this is your space, this is your area. She
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  Speaker 7: can't just come in here.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. Dude's so funny, and people are really is it?
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  Speaker 5: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: You better say that into the microphone. I can't hear anything.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have phone.
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  Speaker 5: I did not know that.
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  Speaker 1: Damn R I p R I p RP to the
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  Speaker 1: fucking go.
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  Speaker 5: That's one of the funniest stand up bits I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's preposterous, it's and it's true. People really think
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  Speaker 1: that way. Like I've heard like people say, like you
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  Speaker 1: can't take your phone away from your your children, Like
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  Speaker 1: if your children are like entitled to their phone no
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  Speaker 1: matter what as a punishment, you can't have your phone
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  Speaker 1: taken away.
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  Speaker 7: What's the documentary about? Like phones, like smartphones and all
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  Speaker 7: that stuff. It was like super big, like two years ago. Oh,
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  Speaker 7: I know what the fuck you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: And it sucks, and it talked about but it sucks
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  Speaker 1: because it makes you realize how addicted you are, Like
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  Speaker 1: it sucks.
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  Speaker 7: Is like the little sketches in between, like the documentary
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  Speaker 7: that they do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I only just vaguely remember them just being
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  Speaker 1: like you're a pure addict to your phone. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: like strapping in and it's more effective than heroin or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and just the little things and I remember them for
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  Speaker 1: a day. But they said something about like ADHD becoming
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  Speaker 1: a byproduct of it, and I haven't remembered anything since then.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone has ADHD.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fucking people on TikTok act like ADHD is
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  Speaker 7: like down syndrome.
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  Speaker 1: Or like uh they do or like like that like
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  Speaker 1: you should have like you should like pity some or
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  Speaker 1: like cry to somebody who has ADHD.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone has it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just forms you can just die. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like it's not like a hard fast thing. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like whoever's diagnosing you, Like if they feel like giving
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  Speaker 1: out the ADHD ticket that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, ye're just giving out no old tickets to incredible drugs.
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  Speaker 1: Do wan.
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  Speaker 7: I I had to get a test for it when
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  Speaker 7: I was in fifth grade, and I remember it's just
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  Speaker 7: like a beeping noise. You just sit there for like
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  Speaker 7: an hour and they play a beeping noise and you
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  Speaker 7: have to like press a button every time you hear it.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a I mean.
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  Speaker 1: That's how they tested you. That's like a rat test.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 5: They did like one.
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  Speaker 7: Hundred different types of things like that. Like they'd show
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  Speaker 7: you a bunch of like colors and like it was
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  Speaker 7: like like mind games. What it was like. They were
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  Speaker 7: like so intensely boring that it was like anyone would
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  Speaker 7: have failed that. I was in fifth grade.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they bore you. They just put you in a
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  Speaker 1: shitty ass room. Yeah, and then go ahead, go oh.
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  Speaker 7: I remember after I got tested, me and my mom
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  Speaker 7: drove by the house where the Boston bomber was found
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  Speaker 7: because it was in water Town.
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  Speaker 5: That's where I got tested.
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  Speaker 1: And you remember all that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a bullet holes in the fence.
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  Speaker 1: What yeah, from from who?
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  Speaker 7: The police like opened fire on that on that boat
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  Speaker 7: that he was in they did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, I thought he lived through that.
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  Speaker 7: He did, but he was like severely, like he had
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  Speaker 7: to have like a tube in his lungs and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Why were they shooting at the at the tube or
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  Speaker 1: why were they shooting at the at the boat?
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  Speaker 7: Was he like this he was on the but he
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  Speaker 7: was in the boat. Yeah, they'd be had bombs, had
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  Speaker 7: bombs on him. They were like throwing bombs at the police.
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  Speaker 1: So why didn't he just set off the bombs. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know about all this.
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  Speaker 5: So it's like he like, dude, he like ran over
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  Speaker 5: his brother. Like it was a whole bunch of shit.
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  Speaker 5: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember all that from the movie? No, I was, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like lived it. I lived it hotly. Fuck bro.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I remember like sitting with like my entire family
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  Speaker 7: and like our neighbors and stuff were over and we
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  Speaker 7: were all watching for like two days, the whole chase.
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  Speaker 5: It was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, it was a big time. It was a big
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  Speaker 1: time in barstool. They were like trying to man hunt him. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's kind of sweet, big Cat and Dave found him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a funny way to do it. But I
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  Speaker 1: thought that they found him, and uh, like I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I guess I watched the movie and I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember them riddling it with bullet holes. Did people
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  Speaker 1: own the house now? Is like someone living in the house.
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  Speaker 1: You think it will cost pour to live there now
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  Speaker 1: or it would be cheaper. No, I think the same
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  Speaker 1: people still live there.
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  Speaker 7: I know that the boat got taken into court, I'm
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  Speaker 7: pretty sure.
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  Speaker 5: So I don't think they have the boat anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think they got paid for the boat? Probably
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  Speaker 1: a pair of money, bro. Yeah, that's your bucket money, bro.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, it's actually crazy. Like have you ever heard
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  Speaker 7: the story about the dude who found it. I found him.
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  Speaker 7: He was just like outside and he like noticed there
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  Speaker 7: was like a hole in like the rap of his
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  Speaker 7: boat because it was like winter ish time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, basically, remember it from the movie.
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  Speaker 5: I don't remember when out in the dude was like
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  Speaker 5: bleeding out in his boat.
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  Speaker 1: And did he and he just called the cops right away,
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  Speaker 1: or he didn't try to do anything himself.
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  Speaker 7: Or maybe I don't know, if he found him, or
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  Speaker 7: if he just like noticed there was like a hole
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  Speaker 7: on the boat and there was like blood on the
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  Speaker 7: side of it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: If it was me, I would have taken that boat
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  Speaker 1: down to the water and say get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: So nobody saw nothing. Yeah, just set him out into
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  Speaker 1: the world. No, I mean he almost got away almost.
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  Speaker 1: He almost fucking did it. Oh man, it must have
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  Speaker 1: been a tough time.
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  Speaker 5: He must have been. So how are your challenges going, dude?
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  Speaker 1: It sucks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not having fun with it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I had my second in and out yesterday and my
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  Speaker 1: ears started like ringing. I felt my fucking heart beating
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  Speaker 1: in my ear, like I felt like a lopsided like
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  Speaker 1: I was fucking like losing altitude really quickly or something
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of people who are just eating in
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  Speaker 5: and out just as much as you, if not more
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  Speaker 5: than you.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? A lot of people like half.
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  Speaker 7: The company is just only eating in and out? How
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  Speaker 7: many times are you having now yesterday at once.
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  Speaker 5: Jeff Dy Low? How many times Jefty Low, heaven and out?
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  Speaker 1: He had various fast foods, he had a gang of
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  Speaker 1: different fast foods.
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  Speaker 5: Was only to go twice yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And then I was like, I don't want to beat.
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  Speaker 7: I thought you didn't like it. I thought you were
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  Speaker 7: talking on in and out. I mean, I did not
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  Speaker 7: like it, but I think five guys is much better.
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  Speaker 1: But there I think that there are five guys in
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  Speaker 1: and out and uh Shakeshack in my top.
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  Speaker 5: Three Shakeshack is good with the burgers too small.
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  Speaker 1: Owen thoughts, do you have a top three.
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  Speaker 5: Uh Shakeshak shakesheck in and out, five guys and no dader.
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  Speaker 7: Brother, we were talking yesterday and you told me that
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  Speaker 7: five priss is better than in and out.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, Dude, if you're lying for you out, bro, if
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  Speaker 1: you're lying just to go as which way the windows,
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  Speaker 1: I respect that because that's another week here.
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  Speaker 5: I remember the conversation.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, yeah, dude, I think five PRIs is better,
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  Speaker 7: and you're like, yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to get a grilled cheese yesterday and it
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  Speaker 1: was not a grilled cheese at all.
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  Speaker 7: It was like just grilled cheese with burgers all just burger.
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  Speaker 7: It was just a round grilled cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bullshit, dude. Nothing like cheese didn't stick
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  Speaker 1: to both sides of the bun. It was just some
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: cheese that was like a little bit melted. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: fucking I don't know. I feel like I'm I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: fat as fucked to Like, I feel like I saw
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: a picture of myself and I had a Frankie Borelli face,
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  Speaker 1: Like I just had a fucking second chin hanging a
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  Speaker 1: little bit like fucking John Goodman. Dude, I need to
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  Speaker 1: get extras, I need to walk or some shit. I
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  Speaker 1: need to get cardio, but I'm afraid I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: get hungry if I exercise.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, I'm like, my step game has been crazy since
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  Speaker 7: we've been here. I was like fifteen thousand steps yet.
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  Speaker 1: The rollerblading counter steps or is that that's pushes kind of,
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: it's not exactly it all counts, they count or you're
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  Speaker 1: probably just furiously masturbating in your hotel. It doesn't work
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 5: You can't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 7: You used to be able to just wave the fitbit
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  Speaker 7: around and it would it would rack up steps, but
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  Speaker 7: doesn't do that anymore. You know, because I've tried it.
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  Speaker 7: It doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm masturbated five times today. My steps are a fucking
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: all time low. This doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 5: I woke up.
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  Speaker 7: I'm loving my new sleep schedule, dude. Like I woke
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  Speaker 7: up six am, went for a walk naturally. Yeah that's
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  Speaker 7: fucking sweet. I know it's bed at nine, you're just
• 10:52
  Speaker 7: on West Coast time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm still living in like a New York schedule.
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  Speaker 1: Did you fall asleep on West Coast time?
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Did you go to bed or did you fall asleep
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  Speaker 1: that's my distinction? Or were you on your fucking phone scrolling.
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  Speaker 7: I went to bed at nine thirty and you were
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  Speaker 7: just out. I was exhausted, Yeah, I was tired of
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  Speaker 7: fuck yesterday too. Why yeah, why we didn't do shit?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, really didn't do anything. I guess you you
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  Speaker 7: roller bladed.
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  Speaker 5: I guess I roller bladed. Smokes ten cigarettes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's enough to take it out of a man.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: You're not going to finish that. That's cool, though, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: You die your voice already sounds deeper though.
• 11:26
  Speaker 7: Like I'm oh, and did your lungs like feel heavy?
• 11:29
  Speaker 7: It's like there's like a layer of tar around them. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I feel terrible. Yeah I was getting anxious too.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're addicted now you're dependent on them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they suck. You need a sick to take the edge off.
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  Speaker 1: Are they tasting less bad after having a little bit
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: of them?
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  Speaker 5: No, They're tasting way worse.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Dude. We're basically just living in a Morgan Spurlock movie. Yeah,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Like we're just jamming so much shit into her body
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: over a short period of time. Like you're just trying
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: to get cancer one way. I'm trying to get cancer
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: another way. May the best man win.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we really should have planned it out and done
• 11:59
  Speaker 7: like like shit, that would have been like maybe it
• 12:02
  Speaker 7: wouldn't have been like that fun to do, but it
• 12:03
  Speaker 7: would have been like more entered, like because like at
• 12:05
  Speaker 7: certain points, like the cigarette.
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  Speaker 1: Thing, everyone's just gonna be in terrible moods. Yeah, everyone
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  Speaker 1: this morning later and fucking angry.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we were outside this morning and Brandon was saying
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  Speaker 7: it was like, I don't know why we made ourselves
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  Speaker 7: purposely have a terrible week.
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  Speaker 1: It sucks. No one was looking forward to it. I'm
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: like objectly like, I mean, I'm not enjoying myself.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not having anything this morning. No, Yah, you did.
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  Speaker 5: I swear to god, you're drinking two coffees on an
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: empty stomach. Yes, brother, I.
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  Speaker 1: Know exactly, dude. I'm fucking going through it right now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking on edge in not a good way, and
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking like it. I'm trying to make the
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: best of it. I'm trying to get sun. I'm sitting
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: out in the sun. I'm just getting angry and sad.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: The Sun's awesome, dude, it's nice as fuck out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not having it makes me really, I haven't been in
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: the sun since November. I haven't seen it. I haven't
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: had one fucking time where the sun's touched my skin
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: and I've looked at the sun since late November.
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it really sucks.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: It's February.
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  Speaker 5: But also, I don't think I would like the sun
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  Speaker 5: on all year round.
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  Speaker 1: Why not?
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  Speaker 5: Because the darkness is where I become who I am.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: I thrive in the.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: Darkness, grow in the darkness.
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: Should we bring on our guests.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Should we have him out?
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 13:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you want to go grab him?
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, and go grab him, bro. We'll be getting to
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: a bunch of ship Oscar snubs future guests in the week.
• 13:21
  Speaker 7: But first, all right, and should we just cut it
• 13:24
  Speaker 7: and then have him back in always you're actually getting Dave?
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he should just actually get actually grabbed Dave, though.
• 13:31
  Speaker 7: No, don't why we should just cut it when you
• 13:34
  Speaker 7: go get him, and then I'll just they'll come back
• 13:36
  Speaker 7: and he'll be right here.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Just pass him a note asking if we want to
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: if he wants to come on the pod, yes or no?
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Check yes or check no?
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: Oh? Ship, should we start?
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: That is a crazy time to have brought on the guests.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: As he starts talking about someone disseminating shit just got
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: extremely read. If we get this studio and they got
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: that one, because the fucking power structure in this company
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: is shifting.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Now keep your micro.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Keep your micron, scroll your way out of this bro,
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: got him a laugh. We need you engage in this
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: conversation on.
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: All right, should we hop back in?
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: You got let's hop back in?
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Thank you for coming in today, Dave. If we got
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: the fucking boss man, Wait, this is the pillow that
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: was just in your room.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: Oh brother, that we were gonna go along with it.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Dave, I know these fucking allegations are bullshit,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: but fucking don't. Don't say anything if you agree.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: Stones are Zeppelin on the count of three. That's from
• 14:51
  Speaker 7: I stole that from a movie.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: God damn that joke. I thought it was original.
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: Now, it would have been funnier if it was. But yeah,
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: I just wanted to bring the pillow up to show people. Yeah,
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: I was just.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: This is what I'm sleeping with.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Why the fucking line of goop stick to my finger?
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, I wet my boogies on it.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, I can't believe that's only in your room because.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen it. No one else has had anything
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: about having one.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no one else has one.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: I think they personally put it there. They purposefully did.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: I was stoked when I saw it. Bring it home.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: They put it on this color pillow to really bring
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: out his eyes.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: No one really talks about how pretty his eyes on it.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Oh dude. People just like to point out the negative things.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I love how pretty Dave's eyes are. I'm always saying
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: that ship bro, Dave is literally recording it in and
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: as we brought on our pillow guests, he fucking geronimoed
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: into like some serious allegations on like a zoom call
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. He's dropping the boom and
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: somebody all his little helpers are running around biting their
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: fingernails to the bone.
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: We try and get on the Portnoy show. Yeah, I've
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: been on. Uh no surprising, I.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Think that uh going on the day of Portannoy shows
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: for people who are in uh in a.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: Lot of trouble. Yeah, I should have.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Been on or for controversy. Oh yeah, what happened? You
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: were just like fucking brushing your teeth extra long one
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: morning or something. You're playing apex or some shit. Where
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: are you supposed to go to?
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: I was BFFs and you were.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Supposed to go in, but instead you were like just
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: sitting on the toilet extra long, like.
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: Fucking out and like we weren't planning on going in early.
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: You were planning on going in at one pm. And
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: then I was getting in the shower and Gas called
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: me and was like, I.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Can't believe fucking sasquatch things going in at ten am
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: is going in early? I know I just want to
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: get ahead of the comments because people are going to
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: be on your ass about that.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: It's funny because like, what what would I be doing? Like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: what could I be doing at ten am?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Fucking blogging? Bro? Yeah, that's what this fucking company was
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: built on. Bro. Fucking Nate didn't work.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: In those How hard I work?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: What if that was one of the Every second of
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: the day, I'm coming up with bits and fucking shutting
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: up fucking material do shit? I could you using stand
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: up minding the podcast for ship to put in stand
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: up that she's crypto crypto a lot of nft.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: I'm not posting online.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I'm doing crypto, coming up with fucking sweet ass parodies.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: I saw David Dobrick this morning, No you did it?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Where was he at?
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: He was driving up through West Hollywood.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: He was just in one of those.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: He was in his white Tesla truck and he looked
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: like this just by himself. He just keeps that smile.
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: On twenty four seven, it was like the scene in
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: the Have you ever seen this? Have you ever seen
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: the town? Yeah, the scene where the nun turns. The
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: nun turns to the kid in the car with the gun.
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: It was like it wasn't something in a dough brick mask, No,
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: it was him.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: It was definitely.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: He had that big smile on his face.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: That's as you get when you fucking get up at
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: six am and go for your walk. Yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I heard like screaming in the trunk of his.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Car, so it was just pounding escape. Yeah, maybe he's
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: one of his women. Maybe it's a drive of shame
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: voice young voice on David on the women.
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah's assumed she was trying to get out of there.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: She'll make her way out there. Was probably for the
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: videos for the fog, Yeah, exactly, They're just it was
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: a prank, dude kidnapping prank. He broke both of her
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: legs as a prank.
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: Recreated the music video Stan in real life, that's a prank.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's to get some fucking nice engagement, dude, and
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: it's going to it's going to get incredible numbers. And
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: that's what we're trying to do while we're out here.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: We're putting down episodes every freaking day.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I got a TikTok coming out with Pooth being like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: what if I made a song that sounds like this
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: and then we're just going to drop it in like
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: a hard techno drop or some ship.
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: We got some uh, we potentially have big guests coming on.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: Also potentially they won't come on.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, But that's that's why you have to
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: stick around all week. That's why you're gonna have to
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: download tomorrow, dude. I mean, obviously we got the boss
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Man on today.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well that's a given, and we don't have any
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: other pillows. So actually, I have chicks in the office.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: One if we want to have Rin fran on, I do.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: That's a good as idea. Do you want to grab
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: them now?
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Now they don't their faces, It just says chicks.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: But it would be like a loaded episode if we
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: had Dave and the chicks, the chicks in the office, Yeah,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: it would. They're pioneers, they're sheet sheaneers sheeers women kind
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: of like friends.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't pull that off. So let's taped in.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: She just glued to the fucking wall. Princess looking, Princess
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: looking fucking jacked. He's looking lean, he's looking like he
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: has to hit leg day. Yeah, but his obliques look
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: like he's been fucking shredding, and he looks like he's
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: been doing elevated v ups or some ship bro. It's
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: like KB Bro, dude, we need to start doing elevated
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: key But whatever the fuck Kb's doing.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: I've given up on lifting weights. He's just not worth it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: You have to do, you have to do something.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: It's just not worth it anymore.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: An extreme fitness hobby would be sick, dude. If if
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I could get into like volleyball or some shit like that,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'd be living my best life. If
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I was just like, I need to go out and
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: play two hours of volleyball today and I was just
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: like loving.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: It, I'd rather just do cardio.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: What cardio though? A long job, no long walk. That's
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: fucking old woman shit though, I don't care. I'm all walking. Well,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I'm all about doing what I enjoy these days. You
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: know you're not. I am. What have you done that
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: you enjoyed? Over the last twenty four hours.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: I finished on the Road. I started Devil's or the
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: Hell's Angels Hunter S. Thompson of course last night.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Nice What a part in the story? Are you on
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: the F word or the N word?
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: The first like two pages, I fell asleep when I
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: was reading it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: That's the best way to go to sleep. Honestly, how
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: do you unplug? Dude? Fucking download some info on me
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: on how you fucking get out of it, Like what's
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: your best way?
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, find yourself a good book, dude.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: But how do you just don't put at the moment,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: like when you start reading and put your phone down.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: It has to be fucking crazy for the synapses in
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: your brain. Bro, you have to be working fucking faster
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: and harder in your brain to do shit like that.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just habit.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: It takes twenty one days to make a habit, and
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: I'm on like two months almost.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, that's like two habits, almost three habits.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I read every night.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Fuck, bro, you're you're locked in. You're probably addicted to
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: reading now that the same way I'm addicted to my phone.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Soon should make a documentary about what reading can do
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: for your brain.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Good things.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: We should start publicizing libraries more, dude. I think it's
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: gonna blow people's minds that there's just fucking troves of
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: books that you can just have access. It's like the
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Internet in person, bro.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah it is. Don't you have to go to the library,
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Get a library card.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: No, I have to go to confession and get my
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: teeth cleaned, getting my Getting a dentist is hard.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Can you even do that? Can you just go to
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: a dentist in La?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: There has to be dentists for the stars that do
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: like deals. For fucking bro, I'm gonna wind up getting
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: like my teeth shaved down into points and walking out
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: with like fucking a Takashia six' Nine marty mush smile
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: or something like. That it's just gonna be fused in
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: fucking brand new, looking WHICH i guess is a look
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: people who just wind up with one straight. Line, yeah
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: like wave bigger. Teeth, Yeah Like Brother nature just came
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: out with fucking comically big. Teeth, yeah ChIL and he
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: looked Like Jim carrey in the mask that looks. Sick,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: yeah why, not, DUDE i don't know or. Something Visilon,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: bro come with me to The Dennis brother's get Some
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: let's get some some brand new.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: TEETH i don't need new. TEETH i already got proaly.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Whites, No i'm talking about a fucking road. Dude i'm
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: not talking about fucking the color of. Them i'm talking
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: about a fucking shape of fucking. CHOMPERS i don't want
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: to do. That it must be weird as fuck to,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Eat but it also must be nice that they those
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: people never flush, right their shit are fused together, correct
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: must be fucking.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Crazy, probably, DUDE i was this. MORNING i. WAS i
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: did a deep dive of The Island boys just see
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: what they've been up.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: To?
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Nice nothing? Good what do you?
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Mean they they're only LIKE i think their only form
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: of income now is cameo and they just keep on
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: posting different videos and they're just, Like i'm a cameo
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: boy trying to make it and they just like keep
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: on remixing Their Island boys song with just like different
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: shit that's like around.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Them there has to be something about that melody that they,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Had like has no one ever done that melody? Before
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: like is there no piece of? Music is there no other?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Sound BECAUSE i thought that all music has been done,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: before like all jokes have been made, Before like is
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: there has that? Sound like why is that so personal
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: to The Island? BOYS i don't. Know we gotta find.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It we need to be able to like sing it
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Into shazam or something like that and find that same
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: melody somewhere. Else just to prove, That, like that's not
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: something that they have to. Hang BUT i guess if
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you get just a little bit of you just have
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: to ride it till the wheels fall. Off i'm a.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Bro it's in the, works But i'm about to be
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: on a project that they're featured. On. Bro fucking keep
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: it under. Wraps but, Yes, BRO i can't really say
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: much more than, that but it's gonna be explosive when
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: it comes. Out and IT'S nft related as, Well, Bro
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: so you know it's fucking cutting edge across the. Board.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Bro they have to HAVE, NFTs right.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: They, do and this is AN nft related. Project, AGAIN
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: i can't say much, more but.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: It's like this change since you came out TO. La
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: it's this artistic.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Space That i'm really floating. In it's fucking people don't
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: understand THAT NFTs really benefit, Artists. Bro it is the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: next way that artists can have complete ownership of their.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Work it's like Fucking pat was Telling heids.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Because Like nas is putting out an album on that's
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: gonna be released as an N.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Ft.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: YEAH i think a lot of rappers are the. BABY
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: i think a lot of rappers are getting INTO. Nft,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: yeah like albums AS NFTs and also like the apes
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and like ship like, that like the Just AVATAR. NFTs
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: people are trying to get. Smart it's dope as. Fuck,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yoh it's fucking, dope is what it, is bro.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: La SO i was, THINKING i was just thinking about it,
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: today like it's such a nice like. Place, yeah but
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: like the people are just like the, worst which which
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: that crew of people that rolled up yesterday just The
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: Saddle ranch was.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Shocking are you talking about the ones we passed walking
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: down the. Road the lady who was dressed Like zoro
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: with two and. Too, yeah she had like a decade
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: card sticking out of her hat like she was about
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the fucking disappear in a ball of smoke and fucking
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: drink some like snake venom and human blood or some
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: shit that's like what like A.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: Tv show would make someone that lives In la out
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: like to look like, yeah but like that's what it, was.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Just carrying like a whip on her, hip, yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Just some like she's got Like.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Elvira. Yeah but the people who pulled up A Sadder
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: ranch were, like, UH i don't, know it's like post
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: TikTok it's like not even like. TikTokers it's like a
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: parody of what all TikToker is like thrown in a
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: blender and like spit. Out it's like the generation of
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: what like A TikTok's a post to look.
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: LIKE i, mean do they talk LIKE i think they
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: must just be, like, Oh Bryce hall and And josh
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: just are going to be here and then they all
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: just roll up to like try and be friends with, them.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Right and do you think that's what they do befriend?
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Them probably try to.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Or do you think that they're trying to like pitch
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: business ventures or some shit like.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: THAT i don't, know do they all they all rolled
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: up and they're all just like there's cameras. Everywhere it's, like, oh,
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: dude this has to be the most miserable life.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Ever, Yeah, like are those people ever? Alone do you
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: think that they love to be?
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Alone they probably are never? Alone AND i don't, Think, like,
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: DUDE i don't know what they.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: Do you imagine they have like ten million followers on,
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: TikTok all those, people, yeah, yeah even the like even the.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Strays, yeah just dudes in like a fucking oversized hoodie
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: with a mullet and like a fucking high sitting trucker
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: hat with fucking camera coming. Around, YEAH i respect THE
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: i respect like the, archetype, like but it is like an.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Archetype it is like it's like a cookie cutter kind
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: of look that like that dude follows like a skinny
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: ass dude who has some fucking sweet ass bangs in
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: a flannel or some shit like. That there's just like
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: natural pairings that the boys come up, with and it's
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: it's it's shocking the same Person i've.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Never seen in. Person, Yeah i've only seen that on
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: MY i was just blown away and they only see.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Them on their. Screen but like seeing them in the
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: wild makes it all the more.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: Interesting it's like any like parody you see of those
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: kids LIKE i used to do ship like trying to
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: like pretend to be like a fuck.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Boy it's like it's like it's.
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: Accurate it's like what they're, like, yeah, hey.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah what's, up? Bro or just not like looking
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: at people like to because they're to make a car of,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: them like purring at us last. Night, yeah it was, like,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: dude WHEN i used to drive around WHEN i was,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: that LIKE i feel around like eighteen nineteen. Twenty LIKE
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: i would definitely hang out the window of my car
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: and fucking yell at strangers and like say like fuck
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: either fucked up or stupid ship to, them and they
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: were just like, yeah usually or.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Whatever in high, school but LIKE i hat the window calling.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Flurs, no we would really do. Ship like we'd see someone, like,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: uh like a, mom like walking her, her like her
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: like baby in like a cart or some, shit and
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: be like hey, baby like nice, Mom like hate it's,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Funny hey, dog nice. Human that's funny and. Uh and
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: it was something that was relatively harmless but pretty fucking.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Stupid but they were and these guys were doing something
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: relatively harmless but pretty fucking. Stupid it was like fucking
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: literal cat calling. US i think it happened a couple
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: of times as we're just walking.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Down remember that happened when we were On, yeah the,
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: dues they were barking at.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Us, yeah they wanted to do like just make an animal.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Noise it was, funny, though that was. Funny it's the.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Only ship you could say without being canceled. ANYMORE i,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: know it's the only cat call that's actually. Okay WHEN
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: i was in high.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: School WHEN i was in high, school or maybe it
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: was in middle.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: SCHOOL i remember we would be like biking AROUND i
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: used to bike. Everywhere we'd be biking around, town and
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: like the seniors would come and just like unload beer
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: cans at, us.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Just like trash, cans no.
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Cans AND i remember being like just like head, forward
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: just like peddling as fast AS i could to get.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: HOME i remember it's so, clearly.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Why did you fucking? Knock some of them wrote.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: NO i mean they were all night LIKE i ended
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: up knowing on most of. Them isn't that like the
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: start of kids like That owen And owen's? Grade isn't
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: that the start of the movie Jum it's not in school,
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: anymore but BUT i still see everybody as a.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Grade you're a greade about, me, right so it's a
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: class may be the two grades above, me, right the.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Proper have you ever seen the Movie? JUMANJI i feel
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: like the start of the Movie jamanji is exactly. That
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: like it's some kid like running away on his bike
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: to like his dad's shoe.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: Factory is that With Robin. Williams, Yeah i've never seen, that,
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: Bro it's the Original bross that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: THING i don't. KNOW i JUST i. WAS i didn't
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: know if it was wrong With Robin.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Williams it is With Bob, Williams brow and it fuck.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Is it's the nice, jersey by the, Way, bro fucking fraud,
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: This Bill.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Simmons how AM? I how AM i a?
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Fraud you're a? Fraud in what?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: WAY i don't?
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: KNOW i just know you are trying to sow.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Flex, Yeah, bo what's wrong with the? Jersey this was
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: In nick's. Ships cringe as. Fuck he gave it to
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: me to wear. It, BRO i didn't dress myself this.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: WEEK i was dressed in this. Jersey you can't blame
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: me for.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: It all, Good all?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Good what's your fucking dumb ass? Shirt? Yankees? Respect, No,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: bro you're from Fucking, Boston.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Brow i'm a socks, Man but.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: What is that that's the most clout Fucking this is.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Vintage that's literally cloud, case literally. Fraud.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Shit if you had a fly ass Vintage yankees, SHIRT
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: i know you'd, wear.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: But that that'd be like me wearing A cowboys.
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: SHIRT i wear A philly. Sweatshirt but, YEAH i hate The.
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: Phillies you love The.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Phillies the job of the city Of. Philadelphia but more,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: importantly that's not a rival of the team that you're talking.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: About kind of don't want to fucking argue with me
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: on fucking, Sports, Bro i've been watching for a long. Time,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: BRO i have a lot of fucking sports at sports
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: than your bitch ass fucking. Don't, Bro you fucking don't
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: know shit about fucking anything except for. TikTok you're a, TikToker,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Bro you're a true TikTok.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Dude you're the one you post ten tiktoks a.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Day. Bro that's how The algorithm's how you're supposed to
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: see in the, algorithm ten four second videos every fucking forty,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: minutes and the throughout the hours six.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Seconds it just takes.
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: Off.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Bro it's a fucking hack THAT i. Read. Bro, OKAY
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: i use this sound IF i want to fucking get viral,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: engagement and it fucking. Works. Bro takes me to the next.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Level you see These oscar, Knobs, BRO i did the fucking. Snubs.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: BRO i can't believe that fucking whatever that movie you
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: like got. Snubbed tik tik, Boom, YEAH i can't believe.
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: It.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Bro it's a fantastic.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: Movie no, way, bro you see That Joe rogan got
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: nominated for HIS N word compilation video.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: He, Did, yeah well For Best, Short Best? Picture, oh best? Picture,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: yeah best performance by a white. Dude, yeah they need
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: to start having the white dude. Category. Bro guys like. Rogues.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: YEAH i don't know What Tik Tik boom is THOUGH
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: i haven't seen.
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: It tick Tick boom is really. Good it's about FUCK
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: i forget who it, is the dude who did you
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: See Bill raider And Anna Kendrick. Rgaden it's about the
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: dude who Wrote rent the. Musical, okay you know who that. Is,
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: yes you should know. This you're in the writers.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Guild, no this is A this is like a. Musical
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: that's not a fucking. Movie, bro writers. Guilt, no, no,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: bro this.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Guy It's Andrew. Garfield. Bro he played the.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Guy.
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh he's nominated For best pastor too Or Best
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: actor for that movie And Don't Look up got, nominated
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: which is so.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Dumb. YEAH i mean it was like a good, movie
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: but it was. Mediocre it's like.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: A parody of a. Parody, yeah come, on but when
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: what Is? Rent is a movie about a lot of
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: people have an age or something like that people In
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: New york having age in the eighties or something like.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: That that's what Tik Tik booms about, too about aids
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: in a way bro.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Such a hack to win a fucking. No it was
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a really good. Movie So i'm saying it's like if
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: you write an age, movie it's like you fucking fast.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Trackers you think there'll be a similar boom with The,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: TikTokers A TikTok.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Boom there's actually a.
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: Movie there's a documentary that came out this year Called TikTok.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Boom about them having.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Aids no About.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: TikTokers i misunderstood.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: What came, out BUT i think it was at Sun,
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Dance and.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: What is it saying that they're all like?
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: BADLY i guess it's About.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: TikTok i don't think it's saying anything that's worse than. Age,
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: yeah pretty much.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: That IT'S i, mean people are probably addicted to THE
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: i even feel Like dave yesterday was like coming At
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Josh richards And Bryce hall being like LIKE i expected
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: this to be like The, beatles did you guys fall?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Off like he was busting their, Balls but there has
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: to like been like a shred of truth in him saying,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: that like the ship is fleeting for all of. THEM
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: i can't imagine what bell of porch would be like out.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Here, dude it's gonna be over, soon and who will
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: come out on?
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Me, yeah well that's. True it's true that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: You are THAT i was going to die out before he. Did, Oh,
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: bro he's. Already he's already. Died i'm. Kidding he.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Hasn't, no he'll hear, This so take him.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Back wen't want want any.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Conversation they couldn't even like fucking steely, clubs couldn't even
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: fucking cut. That you said it in the same just,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: kidding it's actually. NOT i love that guy.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Ducked my head and ran the other.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Way jeff do low come, By, jeff come on, In,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: bro just get. Them get a word on the, pod,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: bro get a word in, Edgewise, jeff come be our
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: guest for the. Day we need a guest for the.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Day just give us a, word just that you know
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: a world that we've been, Going give us a. Sentiment
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: do you want.
• 33:57
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• 33:57
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• 34:00
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• 34:05
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• 34:17
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• 34:17
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• 34:17
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• 34:24
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• 34:28
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• 34:31
  Speaker 8: be wildly. Uncomfortable there's there's not all the people in
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: there are aspiring actresses and that's like their side, job
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: and there's no way to make a spray to and
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: not feel. Uncomfortable But i've done it. Before he's gonna
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: Feel but you look good, though thank.
• 34:46
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• 34:50
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• 34:52
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• 34:55
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• 34:58
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• 35:00
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• 35:02
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• 35:04
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• 35:06
  Speaker 8: BET i said he went to a tanning bed, yesterday
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: and she was, like oh, no, no, no, no, no
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: like you tell him to come. Here, Yeah and she's,
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: like he's, like he'll look great after. TODAY i, said
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: what IF i told you he's gonna be coming back
• 35:15
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• 35:19
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• 35:23
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• 35:28
  Speaker 8: yeah that's a tough situation for him to be. In but,
• 35:30
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• 35:32
  Speaker 8: sweet to put that into the. Repertoire it looks good and.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: Natural it's LIKE i WOULDN'T i don't THINK i would have.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Known to be, Honest i've got it.
• 35:38
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• 35:42
  Speaker 8: TOWN i pulled, this pulled the leg back in the
• 35:45
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• 35:46
  Speaker 8: too AND i did. It SO i don't know if
• 35:48
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• 35:49
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• 35:53
  Speaker 7: Like. Jaws the sunset darker, progressively.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Though so it will hit up. Peak it'll hit a.
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: Peak actually tonight while with The lakers, Game i'll be
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: looking rather. Bronze but by tomorrow, night when the show
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: IS i should be like a.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: Good imagine if you went to The lakers game and
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: then like halfway through you just turned into.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Blackface that just. Starts there's nothing you can.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: DO i get caught him like the kiss can yeah
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Somewhere hell, yes, Dude, well next time you go, tanning
• 36:26
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• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Invited next? Time would you ever go? TANNING i would
• 36:33
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• 36:36
  Speaker 1: like way worse to go to?
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Uh because tanning beds like actually burn your still why do?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: You why is that still? Okay, also we need to cancel.
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: THEM i actually thought most of LIKE i thought that
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: was like just not a. Thing An, YEAH i don't
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: think it's like that skin. Cancer it's like it's really
• 36:50
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• 36:52
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• 36:53
  Speaker 8: Paint it's like it sort of it's actually LIKE i,
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: mean it's one of those THINGS i think like spray.
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: Tan you think of what like high school home comings
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: and it's like people yeah like, orange but, no like
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: they're they're pretty, legit like they look. Good you DID
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: i did the first. TIME i was, like, ah it's
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: kind of. Awesome i'm pretty. Pale and again with, IT
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: i kind of like.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: That my.
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: Boss my first summers and intern At Major League, baseball
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: one of the first things you ever.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Said to me was is you're so fucking. Pale stuck
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: with me for. Years they fired me one. Day so
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: it's just like maybe maybe they fired me BECAUSE i
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: was too. Pale, yeah was too. White you're too white for,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: baseball my. Friend that's. Unbelievable that's super fucked. Up. Doo,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: well next time we want to be're. Invited, Bro you're? Invited,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: yeah thank? You hell, yeah, dude d low in the fucking. Pod,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: BRO i love. That. Dude that's huge for. Us that's
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: a huge to.
• 37:40
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• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Bro how long we've been going?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: HOURS i feel, Like, Bro, no we've probably been going
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: for about uh forty minutes would be my. Guess so
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: now thirty push, yourself? Bro are you going with ten?
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: EXAs felt LIKE i felt like that was a good first.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: Half are we doing a full?
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Hour?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: NO i don't get we get we bail. Whenever these
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: are these are gifts to the. People what do you
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: think going whatever you guys. Want that's just a clear
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: indication at the end the.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Episode, YEAH i MEAN i thought that was. GOOD i
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: thought it was very.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Funny hell. Yes shout out To Jeff low for coming.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: On shout out to our. Sponsors shout out for To
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: logan for fucking putting on for the fucking. City, bro
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: shout out today for coming. On, logan you think we
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: can get this on? YouTube hell, Yes, bro that's fucking, love,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Dude thank, You hell. Yeah if you're watching on, YouTube,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: dude Thank logan. Do logan's the one who got it.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: On all, Right thank you guys for. Listening we'll see.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow it's sir.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Peace oh, THANKS i just land them on