Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 411: Chronicles of Vegas
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- 0:10Speaker 1: So that's okay, Jo, that's that's that's my type right there.
- 0:19Speaker 1: I saw like I saw like a hint of a hip.
- 0:21Speaker 1: I was like something from the archives from Jesus. I
- 0:37Speaker 1: I don't like that. Joo jah. What's going on?
- 0:42Speaker 2: Everybody is not that serious podcast? The greatest podcast in
- 0:45Speaker 2: the uh world. I happen to be one of your hosts.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Michael l Z.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Kennan's in the.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Building, Lamon Okay, doctor Waffle, Okay, the great the magician
- 1:00Speaker 3: with the prescription.
- 1:05Speaker 4: Oh, Corey's back. Guys, We're good.
- 1:11Speaker 2: So yeah, you'll be seeing a lot more of him,
- 1:12Speaker 2: and you know you still working with you. He'll be
- 1:15Speaker 2: more than once a week, I mean once a season,
- 1:19Speaker 2: so maybe three times a season maybe, uh huh, whenever
- 1:23Speaker 2: he finds time from you know, getting cooling pads for
- 1:26Speaker 2: his his dog.
- 1:30Speaker 1: It was a cooling pad, yeah, because like he gets
- 1:34Speaker 1: over one hundred degrees. We used to live and we
- 1:37Speaker 1: kept noticing that she would flip her bed over and
- 1:39Speaker 1: lay on the thing. So Nikola would be yelling at her,
- 1:42Speaker 1: like stop doing that. And then one day I just
- 1:44Speaker 1: observed it and I was like, why are you doing it?
- 1:46Speaker 1: So what I did was we went for a walk
- 1:48Speaker 1: and then I flipped at myself. She left it alone
- 1:51Speaker 1: because because the other side is cool. So then her
- 1:53Speaker 1: mom bought her a cooling bed, so like she doesn't
- 1:55Speaker 1: have to flip the bed cool. Her mother has money.
- 2:01Speaker 1: What nicolets mom? Ah, the dogs thought.
- 2:07Speaker 2: I thought you were one of those people like, oh,
- 2:09Speaker 2: I'm a pet mom, her mom and me I'm papa.
- 2:14Speaker 4: You're questioning the dog's biological mother.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like that. He said her mother has money.
- 2:19Speaker 2: Like the brood the bruder the brood mother has money,
- 2:24Speaker 2: is one of the TV dogs.
- 2:26Speaker 1: But I guess the dog was hot from like you said,
- 2:28Speaker 1: there was the ground. Yeah, because it's like I mean
- 2:31Speaker 1: you you wake up, it's like eighty five six and
- 2:34Speaker 1: she loves is that a DoPT little hot dog stomach
- 2:38Speaker 1: like an inch from the ground.
- 2:40Speaker 2: It makes sense that dog is slammed like a like
- 2:43Speaker 2: a Honda, like a like a slam street level competition
- 2:48Speaker 2: JDM dog slam like a hot certain It was.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Just shouldn't exist, like because like, hey man, no disrespect. Well,
- 2:56Speaker 1: a lot of those made for hunting.
- 2:59Speaker 4: And going into like holes.
- 3:01Speaker 1: But they were designed hot dog, you're hunting. What they
- 3:04Speaker 1: were they were creating World two. I mean a lot
- 3:07Speaker 1: of things were created Germany. I think so maybe he
- 3:10Speaker 1: had the docs sell what are what are doctions? What
- 3:13Speaker 1: are they hunting?
- 3:14Speaker 4: They can go on into holes?
- 3:16Speaker 1: Oh okay, I wonder what okay?
- 3:22Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, dog is not allowed in Brooklyn.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Start getting activity active, started running the tunnels for whatever reasons.
- 3:35Speaker 1: That's that's a coy dog.
- 3:37Speaker 2: The bagels on started barking like crazy. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
- 3:46Speaker 2: whoa whoa sparky, calm down, Jesus, but this bagel I
- 3:58Speaker 2: have a big.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Well what's going on? Everybody?
- 4:01Speaker 2: Uh, the squad is here. I would ask everybody how
- 4:04Speaker 2: their week was, but we were all the same place.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Yeah, the same week. Oh yeah.
- 4:09Speaker 2: First of all, yeah, thanks again Lamont, shout the speaker
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- 4:49Speaker 2: it make a beating beyond belief tears tears tuning up.
- 4:51Speaker 2: You're gonna get those Patreon episodes, those extra episodes that
- 4:55Speaker 2: I know you missed coming out every Monday. And yeah,
- 5:00Speaker 2: everybody's week, how was everybody's week up until departure?
- 5:07Speaker 3: I made it through, That's all I can say. Yeah,
- 5:10Speaker 3: I can't say how productive I was because I was
- 5:12Speaker 3: off Monday obviously, working Tuesday Wednesday. It's like, come on, man,
- 5:18Speaker 3: I should have taken off the whole week.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Yeah. Probably.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Yeah, mine was like worse because like I'm coming off
- 5:25Speaker 2: another church, Like I just got back from and Gwilla
- 5:29Speaker 2: on Sunday that was like a five four or five
- 5:32Speaker 2: hour flight and then arrived for.
- 5:34Speaker 1: JFK, so I'm going.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Then I worked Monday, No, well we were off Monday
- 5:39Speaker 2: Memorial Day, so you're off Monday recorded or whatever. Then
- 5:42Speaker 2: I worked from home Tuesday. Wednesday, I worked like a
- 5:48Speaker 2: half day or something like that, and then I pretty
- 5:51Speaker 2: much spent the rest of the time preparing working Keenan hours. Yeah,
- 5:55Speaker 2: working working with Keenan fIF hours, Yeah, three hour shifts okay.
- 6:04Speaker 4: Okay.
- 6:08Speaker 1: With an hour lunch break.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Hey, Ken, this this is your replace, I mean the
- 6:11Speaker 2: train new trainee Mark. We need you to tell him
- 6:15Speaker 2: how to do everything you do exactly.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Except just better. We'll handle the better part. We'll handle it.
- 6:27Speaker 4: But yeah, so because if you could do that, you
- 6:29Speaker 4: probably would have.
- 6:34Speaker 1: So, Kenny, you you were off the whole time until departure.
- 6:37Speaker 1: I only worked that Monday.
- 6:39Speaker 4: Monday, Okay, he got a bitch the actually work today?
- 6:43Speaker 1: Anyone else is af that place? Man monitorzation? He got fired.
- 6:48Speaker 1: We're good.
- 6:50Speaker 4: Sounds like we're good, all right?
- 6:51Speaker 1: Fuck that place?
- 6:52Speaker 2: Oh shit, you're right every day, Elsie.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Did you work it all up until Yeah? I worked
- 7:02Speaker 1: Tuesday and Wednesday. Wednesday, Yeah, I don't think I had
- 7:06Speaker 1: to DJ at all last week, Corey, because this is
- 7:10Speaker 1: your big weekend.
- 7:10Speaker 2: If you're not understanding what we're talking about, if you
- 7:13Speaker 2: don't follow us or whatever we have been talking about
- 7:15Speaker 2: this year for a while, we went to Las Vegas
- 7:18Speaker 2: for Corey's bachelor uh get together.
- 7:23Speaker 1: So I only worked the Tuesday, and then I took
- 7:25Speaker 1: off Wednesday and Thursday, and then Tuesday was just prepping
- 7:29Speaker 1: my team for my departure for the for the weekend
- 7:33Speaker 1: if anything happened. And then yeah, they for me to
- 7:36Speaker 1: going away party, so busy with that. And then and
- 7:39Speaker 1: then yeah, now I'm fully remote, so he's join the club.
- 7:44Speaker 1: That's dope, bitches. Do you have that option now? Hell no, Okay,
- 7:50Speaker 1: I wasn't sure. They trying. They trying to take the fucking.
- 7:55Speaker 4: You know, because I'm about can reveal where I'm at.
- 8:03Speaker 1: They trying to take.
- 8:04Speaker 4: The two I got away from me.
- 8:08Speaker 1: Hold on tight, hold on home time. Don't let go
- 8:13Speaker 1: Make sure y'all vote Democrat. Y'all please please vote the
- 8:19Speaker 1: grab for the sake of Mike's to work from home days,
- 8:23Speaker 1: if not for anything else.
- 8:25Speaker 2: About anything else, for that and trans people more partly
- 8:30Speaker 2: Mike's to work.
- 8:32Speaker 1: For trans people and Mike working from who's gonna be
- 8:35Speaker 1: all right? They don't be trans no matter what. But
- 8:38Speaker 1: I yeah that trans working. I don't want that. I
- 8:44Speaker 1: want to say a trans sketch, transgis, that is what
- 8:46Speaker 1: it is. Trans happy pride, hoppy pride. Now, shout all
- 8:53Speaker 1: the gate.
- 8:53Speaker 2: Niggas, all the all the all, all the queers, all
- 8:57Speaker 2: the queers, all the shout out Eric, yes.
- 9:01Speaker 1: Yes, who else? See you?
- 9:03Speaker 4: In July Dustin Conrad.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Shout out, special shout out to the shout out to Dustin.
- 9:09Speaker 1: You got a favorite gay person, Omar Apollo favorite gay?
- 9:12Speaker 1: I don't know if I have a favorite game. Frank
- 9:14Speaker 1: Ocean Frank Frank. It's a good game, it was saying.
- 9:17Speaker 1: But he lost it. He lost the title because now
- 9:20Speaker 1: fits no. The music, the music, music, the further he
- 9:25Speaker 1: the more he found himself, the worst music got exactly.
- 9:28Speaker 1: I need him, yeah, back really, back in sad, be
- 9:33Speaker 1: sad again. Facts.
- 9:34Speaker 4: I need somebody break his heart. I feel right now
- 9:38Speaker 4: he's too busy talking in the club now, bro too successful.
- 9:42Speaker 4: That's not what got you here.
- 9:42Speaker 1: That's why Dustin Conrad is my number one, number one
- 9:45Speaker 1: gay right now. Get him on the pile. Yo.
- 9:47Speaker 4: That that song with him and Little Nas a little
- 9:49Speaker 4: crazy is a little bit, yeah, a little for shooting
- 9:53Speaker 4: his shot Mitz. Hey, hey, sometimes you gotta.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Just sometimes, you know, Hey, ain't gotta go thirty for
- 10:00Speaker 2: thirty thirty points triple double.
- 10:06Speaker 1: I could see that would be a nice couple those two. Yeah,
- 10:10Speaker 1: nice compare yeah, nice yeah, nice peace action going there.
- 10:18Speaker 1: I like that light's getting in the dark skinning couple.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that that's like, this makes it like
- 10:24Speaker 2: an average black sitcom. Like, yeah, that's good, good stuff.
- 10:30Speaker 2: I supported, I supported, so yeah, shout out to all them,
- 10:37Speaker 2: they especially especially, you know, shout out to them. Actually
- 10:41Speaker 2: we were in Vegas. There's a lot of Mexican studs
- 10:44Speaker 2: out there.
- 10:45Speaker 1: I did not see a Mexican. I've seen at least
- 10:47Speaker 1: four really right bro cowboys jerseys.
- 10:51Speaker 4: They were interesting. They got it's a lot of eyebrow piers.
- 10:53Speaker 1: What a lot of eyebrow? Yeah, a lot of eyebrow.
- 11:00Speaker 1: Isn't just they're like short squats. Want to say, what
- 11:04Speaker 1: what's the Mexican stud attire? What? I didn't see it?
- 11:07Speaker 1: What do we know? I didn't see anything. They look
- 11:09Speaker 1: like gott.
- 11:11Speaker 2: Yes, very solo yeah, think oflo but with like but
- 11:16Speaker 2: but yeah yeah like Thoro.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Like maybe that's why I didn't see him because I'm
- 11:27Speaker 1: I'm not even looking. I wasn't looking for those at all.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like if yeah, like if you if I
- 11:33Speaker 2: had a solo with birthing hips, that's what that's what
- 11:37Speaker 2: we had.
- 11:37Speaker 4: Big bosomolos. Yeah, birth hips. No, not even big buses
- 11:42Speaker 4: look like it could be big.
- 11:43Speaker 2: They look like the couple I looked seeing at they
- 11:45Speaker 2: look like they tape them down.
- 11:47Speaker 1: A lot of effort. But you know whatever, a lot
- 11:49Speaker 1: of effort.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Whatever you got to do to live your truth, your
- 11:52Speaker 2: best comfortable, you know, whatever you gotta do.
- 11:54Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 11:57Speaker 4: But yeah, how is everybody's.
- 11:59Speaker 1: Flight and we're breaking break the whole trip down. So
- 12:04Speaker 1: the flight there, shout of the spirit. That was top
- 12:08Speaker 1: three smoothest flights I've ever been on.
- 12:10Speaker 4: I was on the same flight.
- 12:11Speaker 1: I cannot agree, really, and I was sitting, I was sitting.
- 12:14Speaker 1: I think was I sitting? Was on the wing. I
- 12:17Speaker 1: think I might have been on the wing. I was
- 12:19Speaker 1: close to the wing. Really, I flew the same area
- 12:23Speaker 1: that ship felt the super flight here seemed better flight.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, flight back was definitely better. Opposite from all
- 12:30Speaker 1: in the same flight.
- 12:30Speaker 4: Where like, did y'all go just together?
- 12:33Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know.
- 12:35Speaker 2: We have talked about people's schedules every day of this.
- 12:40Speaker 1: I didn't know who was flying. I don't care.
- 12:42Speaker 4: It's like every day we asked when people leave it,
- 12:45Speaker 4: who's on what flight?
- 12:46Speaker 2: Every day everybody Because I know I'm not with you,
- 12:48Speaker 2: I don't care you've asked, so.
- 12:52Speaker 4: I forget niggas forget things.
- 12:55Speaker 1: The retention, the retention of that group is just rible.
- 13:01Speaker 4: It's terrible. It's not important.
- 13:04Speaker 2: But to keep asking that because I'm asking now because
- 13:07Speaker 2: it's a podcast, of course, But but you know the answer.
- 13:10Speaker 4: I don't know the answer.
- 13:12Speaker 1: He forgot the answer.
- 13:13Speaker 4: I forgot the answer.
- 13:14Speaker 1: That's the problem, not the answer. I mean, I have
- 13:16Speaker 1: to be fair. I forgot the whole trip itself when
- 13:20Speaker 1: the dates were.
- 13:21Speaker 4: You can't forget the trip. He can't forget the trip.
- 13:25Speaker 4: How can it's for him because he did a lot more.
- 13:28Speaker 4: There's no trip without him, of course, then, but he
- 13:32Speaker 4: did more things to ineborate his mind thoughts than you did.
- 13:36Speaker 2: We're talking about he didn't ineborate his mind thoughts because
- 13:38Speaker 2: number one, where he's we're talking, he's he was asking
- 13:42Speaker 2: about the dates of the trip.
- 13:45Speaker 4: Yeah, he was also moving, so he had to make
- 13:46Speaker 4: sure that stuff was all right whatever, all right. Hey,
- 13:49Speaker 4: he had a lot of things that he had to cover.
- 13:51Speaker 4: Moving pieces. You you have no excuse.
- 13:54Speaker 1: I have moving pieces. My pieces move.
- 13:58Speaker 4: What pieces of yours were moving?
- 14:00Speaker 1: Huh huh? I don't lie, man, didn't I tell you?
- 14:04Speaker 4: I'm thinking about losing to work from old days.
- 14:06Speaker 1: That's a lot that is important. I will say, like
- 14:11Speaker 1: he did, travel, vacation, jet.
- 14:14Speaker 4: Lag, I'm still dealing with looking a willing sunburn.
- 14:18Speaker 1: In the same time, I'm not hearing anything about jet
- 14:20Speaker 1: I'm not at the same time and will as vegas
- 14:24Speaker 1: as uh, it's not gonna say as ours.
- 14:26Speaker 4: What is it in an hour?
- 14:27Speaker 1: Like an hour or two? It's not camp be to.
- 14:31Speaker 4: One.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Yeah, behind, thanks.
- 14:32Speaker 2: For I'm like I'm in the future, in the future,
- 14:39Speaker 2: not jet lag with my ass that first day of
- 14:41Speaker 2: Warrior thoughts as a whole, like Flying Spirit.
- 14:46Speaker 1: Okay, the only thing I don't like about Spirit is
- 14:48Speaker 1: the seats mm hmm.
- 14:53Speaker 4: The seats are better than Frontier though well like frontiers.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Tiers you bring your own chair, better than a short
- 15:02Speaker 2: tear a picnic chair, yeah, I don't yet frontier and
- 15:07Speaker 2: then chair in a piece of rope.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Yeah, you're locked down. This is your seat belt. But
- 15:15Speaker 1: it wasn't It wasn't bad. Like the flight there for
- 15:17Speaker 1: me was super smooth. The flight coming back I was
- 15:19Speaker 1: sleep the whole time because that flight was at what
- 15:21Speaker 1: ten ten pm? We got back at five forty five
- 15:24Speaker 1: ish When I woke up, I slept the whole time.
- 15:27Speaker 1: Also took an edible before, so I and y'all know,
- 15:32Speaker 1: I don't take no edible. I don't take no edible.
- 15:34Speaker 1: I took three three, five, So I took one five
- 15:40Speaker 1: minute because it's dope, bro.
- 15:43Speaker 4: No, And now what it was was two before we
- 15:45Speaker 4: left and then we got to the airport.
- 15:47Speaker 1: It's not hitting yet, so let me take one mile.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Not just that.
- 15:50Speaker 4: Artie was about to put him in his bag and
- 15:52Speaker 4: I was like, and then we both just took one more.
- 15:53Speaker 1: It's just like, let's go. That's how y'all talents is
- 15:56Speaker 1: so much higher than mine. That five milligrams had me
- 15:58Speaker 1: seeing stars? Was my cousin with y'all? Yes? Did he
- 16:03Speaker 1: take them too? Oh? Ain't we stitched on people?
- 16:05Speaker 2: Now?
- 16:05Speaker 1: I don't think so, I don't think so. Yeah, what
- 16:08Speaker 1: we did was, uh, Sam actually got he got a
- 16:10Speaker 1: hotel with the points, so we were chilling there for
- 16:13Speaker 1: a minute. But yeah, I took mine before we left
- 16:16Speaker 1: the airbnb. Huh you got a hotel? Oh you were
- 16:20Speaker 1: going already, yeah, because our flight wasn't until well, Sam
- 16:23Speaker 1: wasn't until like eleven fifty five and hours was ten
- 16:25Speaker 1: pm and then keV was like nine. So Sam got
- 16:28Speaker 1: a hotel for the day. Ah, so when we had
- 16:31Speaker 1: to check out the airbnb, we went to the hotel.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Oh that chilled there. Yeah, so made it made sense
- 16:36Speaker 1: because when at first we were going to take our
- 16:37Speaker 1: stuff to the airport, and Sam's like, no, I got
- 16:40Speaker 1: a hotel, so well, was it cheaper for you all
- 16:42Speaker 1: to get those flights later that night?
- 16:44Speaker 4: Or yeah?
- 16:45Speaker 1: Why was I think so? Or there just wasn't.
- 16:49Speaker 4: So it was two flights that day. It was one
- 16:51Speaker 4: that was dumb early in the morning, and then it
- 16:53Speaker 4: was like.
- 16:53Speaker 1: It was that one. Oh okay, okay, I wasn't trying
- 16:56Speaker 1: to wake up for no nine o'clock flight. Yeah, we
- 16:59Speaker 1: still had a whole We had the whole day. Like
- 17:00Speaker 1: we went out, I saw we did a what's it
- 17:04Speaker 1: called flyover, which was cool. It was like a virtual
- 17:08Speaker 1: yeah sword thing of like the Great American West. I
- 17:13Speaker 1: was highest ship though on that thing. I was like, yeah,
- 17:16Speaker 1: that was mind blowing for me. The houses that was
- 17:19Speaker 1: mind blowing. Man. You should have been in there for
- 17:21Speaker 1: the sphere that ship was Yeah.
- 17:23Speaker 4: I went to both of them.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Yeah, the Sphere was something crazy.
- 17:26Speaker 4: Obviously, but just yeah that lead three sixty.
- 17:29Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, we doing a minisphere the flyover, but the
- 17:34Speaker 1: sphere itself was like yeah, like you really had to
- 17:37Speaker 1: turn your head left right, look like turn your neck all.
- 17:41Speaker 4: The way up to see the full screen.
- 17:43Speaker 1: It was wild. I was saying, fly over was like
- 17:46Speaker 1: a four D ride. So yeah, they blew some air
- 17:48Speaker 1: in your face. It was some mist just at one
- 17:52Speaker 1: point we smelled it. Yeah, what'd you fly on? American?
- 17:56Speaker 1: There and back and then American again? Back to I
- 17:59Speaker 1: did American too. I will say this, this is my
- 18:01Speaker 1: last time playing America. I will say this, Okay, So one,
- 18:05Speaker 1: I don't see a difference in quality between American and Spirit, right,
- 18:09Speaker 1: that's crazy. And the only reason I have to use
- 18:11Speaker 1: them is because American American's largest hub is in Dallas,
- 18:15Speaker 1: So why you can't avoid them. So now that I'm
- 18:18Speaker 1: back on the East coast, like I'm going to get
- 18:20Speaker 1: like a Delta credit card, So I'm a Delta.
- 18:23Speaker 5: I'm gonna give them my bay now the baby clocket official,
- 18:29Speaker 5: So like, look, I'm gonna explain explain why.
- 18:34Speaker 1: So I took the Red Eye home to Dallas because
- 18:36Speaker 1: I had to move a C broke on the plane
- 18:40Speaker 1: get to Dallas. Leaving leaving Dallas to go back to
- 18:47Speaker 1: the A C on this plane is broken. Oh my god,
- 18:53Speaker 1: two different planes.
- 18:55Speaker 4: I'm done.
- 18:58Speaker 1: You got there with Vegacy and Dallas. My neck on itchy,
- 19:01Speaker 1: gonna sweating. It's crazy.
- 19:05Speaker 2: Nah, y'am gonna tell you, bro, Biggie Eric Babe, that
- 19:10Speaker 2: one has spoiled me beyond belief because she's she's her
- 19:14Speaker 2: booginess has introduced me to a lot of things life,
- 19:17Speaker 2: and it's delta.
- 19:19Speaker 4: I can't do it anything else. I can't do anything else.
- 19:23Speaker 2: Like when I got on this plane to go to
- 19:25Speaker 2: Philly and I'm like, I sat down, I'm like, where
- 19:28Speaker 2: the fuck is my TV?
- 19:31Speaker 1: Where's my TV?
- 19:32Speaker 2: Where's my where's my in flight entertainment? Like I want
- 19:36Speaker 2: where's my catalog of movies and chills?
- 19:38Speaker 1: Why do you? Why do I have to buy Wi Fi? Bro?
- 19:41Speaker 4: I paid twenty five dollars for Wi Fi.
- 19:43Speaker 1: I was like, you fucking you, fucking jip masters you okay, yeah,
- 19:49Speaker 1: I was about to say something crazy, Okay, but you
- 19:52Speaker 1: want the fucking swindlers. They got me twenty five about
- 19:56Speaker 1: the wy Vi bro.
- 19:58Speaker 2: You know what's funny. They'll give you like a little
- 20:00Speaker 2: free Wi Fi for half. No, my nigga, the free one.
- 20:05Speaker 2: You gotta watch your ad and you know how much.
- 20:06Speaker 2: You know how long they give you for Wi Fi
- 20:08Speaker 2: for watching an ad. Now, he gave me twenty minutes
- 20:12Speaker 2: of Wi Fi and they only give you three ads.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Towards the minutes. And it's not the real it's a
- 20:19Speaker 1: slower one. Yeah, it's a bullshit. And you on that.
- 20:23Speaker 4: You can't even stream like Netflix, like can't connect.
- 20:26Speaker 1: He said, this is American. Yes, I gotta look at
- 20:28Speaker 1: a thirty minute ad to like look up the next
- 20:30Speaker 1: game score. Yeah, United or Delta for me, Delty.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Whichever was like, man, I can't I can't trust anything
- 20:40Speaker 2: else other than Delta.
- 20:41Speaker 1: I'm like United is cool, but Delta is definitely rains friend,
- 20:46Speaker 1: but ever an issue with them.
- 20:49Speaker 2: I got there what I got there after all you guys,
- 20:52Speaker 2: right was the last one Thursday night?
- 20:55Speaker 1: You did? Okay? I guess first night everybody went to
- 20:59Speaker 1: the strip. We were everybody but Elie that first time. Yeah,
- 21:04Speaker 1: I didn't go to the strip. Know, he didn't. Everybody
- 21:08Speaker 1: went out the first He was like, I'm jet last,
- 21:10Speaker 1: he said, no. I remember. He was like, He's like,
- 21:12Speaker 1: give me thirty minutes, brought me out there. I was
- 21:14Speaker 1: like I'll see that, Nike. I wanted to, but once
- 21:16Speaker 1: I woke up for real, I was like, yeah, I
- 21:18Speaker 1: tucked him in. I turned the light off. They see him,
- 21:21Speaker 1: all the lights on them. Bro, it was bad. I
- 21:23Speaker 1: tucked him and I was like, he took his shoes off.
- 21:30Speaker 1: I see it.
- 21:32Speaker 4: He's It's funny, Elsie. Why else was in the little
- 21:35Speaker 4: girl's room?
- 21:44Speaker 1: I looked up. I looked at your room? Is that
- 21:46Speaker 1: a canopy?
- 21:47Speaker 4: I said that.
- 21:47Speaker 1: I was like, I'll take a little girls room. This
- 21:49Speaker 1: is fine. I'm by myself. It's fine. It's a little
- 21:52Speaker 1: girls room. I don't care. So it was like a
- 21:55Speaker 1: teal canopy. Yeah, Like I was girly. If if Percy
- 22:00Speaker 1: would have came, I was going to give sam my
- 22:02Speaker 1: bed and then room with Mike because I was like
- 22:05Speaker 1: arsenic bound out.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out, shout out to it for not being
- 22:12Speaker 2: able to make it. I don't run to myself with
- 22:14Speaker 2: two beds on. So yeah, I was just switching. I
- 22:18Speaker 2: was just switching.
- 22:19Speaker 1: I was like, this is my sleeping bed, this is
- 22:22Speaker 1: my nap slash jerk off bed. They don't want to
- 22:26Speaker 1: be sleeping. I don't want to sleep in my seat.
- 22:29Speaker 1: If I don't have to have an option.
- 22:32Speaker 4: It's like Mike just rolls over twice to the other bed.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Let me get.
- 22:39Speaker 4: To bed now, raised take off these jaws and go
- 22:43Speaker 4: to the sleeping bed.
- 22:48Speaker 1: It was like a king.
- 22:49Speaker 2: I was like king King and a king man a peasant,
- 22:58Speaker 2: beautiful ship. Yeah, but both the airbnb's were very nice.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Shout out to you and Q for looking that up.
- 23:09Speaker 1: When was just money.
- 23:10Speaker 4: I didn't know that Airbnb was not supposed to be
- 23:13Speaker 4: a thing in Vegas.
- 23:14Speaker 1: How that works? But wait, what it's not explained?
- 23:18Speaker 4: So like brothels no, because they want to make sure that.
- 23:23Speaker 1: That's a fire idea.
- 23:25Speaker 4: No, they want to make sure that the money's going
- 23:26Speaker 4: to the casinos because that's a big that's the big
- 23:29Speaker 4: money in hotels. You remember when when we went to
- 23:33Speaker 4: well yeah, probably don't remember, but when we did a
- 23:35Speaker 4: bachelor party in Vegas, they canceled our airbnb like a
- 23:38Speaker 4: day or two before that, and then I had to
- 23:40Speaker 4: find something else real quick. And the lady was like,
- 23:43Speaker 4: if anybody asked you where you're staying, you're not staying
- 23:45Speaker 4: at a airbnb.
- 23:46Speaker 2: Wow, you're staying at a relative's house. So like said, so, so,
- 23:50Speaker 2: how does how do they regulate that?
- 23:51Speaker 1: How do they even list it? Then? Good question? So
- 23:53Speaker 1: how are they not? Like how is how do they
- 23:55Speaker 1: say you can't do this? That's a certain amount of
- 23:58Speaker 1: miles right, Maybe we don't know that much. Speaking to
- 24:02Speaker 1: when you were trying to find our airbnb, you couldn't
- 24:04Speaker 1: find it.
- 24:05Speaker 4: Possibly, I don't.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Possibly, yeah, they possibly got caught, had everything down like
- 24:09Speaker 1: we already had, like I had in my app and
- 24:11Speaker 1: like I'm looking at it up I cannot find.
- 24:12Speaker 4: It, Like like if you typed in like the name
- 24:15Speaker 4: of the airbnb on it would not show up on
- 24:19Speaker 4: our little pamphlet of the info.
- 24:22Speaker 1: It said if anyone comes to the door to say
- 24:25Speaker 1: you refuse to answer, like if I guess if like
- 24:27Speaker 1: the cops are coming to see, like who is staying there?
- 24:31Speaker 1: He says, I'm a partial owner of this property. I'm
- 24:34Speaker 1: going to have to ask you to leave. Thank you. Wow.
- 24:37Speaker 1: It said, like a script of what to say, start
- 24:40Speaker 1: pressing you. They have some ass rules too. They try
- 24:43Speaker 1: and keep the money Las Vegas. I get. I mean
- 24:47Speaker 1: with those prices, I can see.
- 24:48Speaker 4: How because one, if you're not staying in the hotels,
- 24:52Speaker 4: you're not gambling as much, which they're losing a lot
- 24:54Speaker 4: of money that way.
- 24:55Speaker 1: So it's like, definitely not going to do that.
- 24:58Speaker 4: Oh been in Vegas twice and and gamble of and
- 25:01Speaker 4: I'm so proud of I tried my money.
- 25:03Speaker 1: I lost. I lost at the strippers. Before I give it,
- 25:07Speaker 1: I lost. This Roulett table ain't going to put their
- 25:10Speaker 1: tends in my face? Think so, yeah, I don't think
- 25:13Speaker 1: they wouldn't. I don't think I spent a sing. Are
- 25:23Speaker 1: we talking about lost? Are we saying that for the Patriot?
- 25:25Speaker 4: I don't know. We were talking about the Iglacia.
- 25:28Speaker 1: I can just tell you how much money in total
- 25:30Speaker 1: I took out that night. Five hundred that's crazy, because
- 25:35Speaker 1: a hundred of it he gave me. Yes, okay, okay,
- 25:39Speaker 1: who's what I gave you? Okay, yeah, because I kept
- 25:42Speaker 1: taking out money.
- 25:44Speaker 4: Man, Wait, where was the chickens? Chickens beneath that?
- 25:48Speaker 1: Gary?
- 25:49Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like Gary, Gary.
- 25:53Speaker 2: I don't know, but I could calmly estimate that Gary
- 25:57Speaker 2: lost a rat and Garyne lost a rack out there.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Said, I promised him the picture that we have him
- 26:06Speaker 1: will not be the cover art. I promised him. It's
- 26:09Speaker 1: a perfect picture, perfect convince.
- 26:12Speaker 4: I would like to see it, please, but Yeah, it's
- 26:16Speaker 4: so funny.
- 26:17Speaker 2: Combined with the story because y'all went, everybody else went
- 26:19Speaker 2: two nights, Me and Elsie went one one.
- 26:24Speaker 1: I feel like I want to say this for Patreon.
- 26:26Speaker 1: We can.
- 26:27Speaker 2: Let's say let's we're gonna say chus beneath us for
- 26:30Speaker 2: the for the Patreon. Sorry, guys got to give it,
- 26:32Speaker 2: give us the money somehow.
- 26:35Speaker 1: That's a little more risk.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's gonna be a lot of redacteds in
- 26:40Speaker 2: that story, a lot of redacteds, a lot of that's Patreon.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Ke had a better picture.
- 26:48Speaker 4: I don't care. I gotta get cars pictures.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Right now, Kevin. Because it looks like it looks like
- 26:59Speaker 1: a screen. Yeah, look an album cover like parents like orn,
- 27:05Speaker 1: You're like this ship everybody.
- 27:07Speaker 4: Everybody message at Gary Jack ninety six.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Because but be too late.
- 27:17Speaker 4: It's too late.
- 27:19Speaker 1: She drop. People can stab and say drown. People tell
- 27:22Speaker 1: him they could bro let them use the big don't
- 27:25Speaker 1: do it. I was like, Gary, there's nothing in the picture, Like,
- 27:27Speaker 1: there's no background. Those strippers they can't even tell you
- 27:30Speaker 1: for real, you can't, That's what I said. And it
- 27:31Speaker 1: was like, nah, you can. I don't think you can.
- 27:34Speaker 1: But if you know him, you know you know then yeah,
- 27:36Speaker 1: actually maybe not because he looks tall there he does.
- 27:40Speaker 1: He looks it can't be him. He looks dall.
- 27:43Speaker 4: This man is obviously over six.
- 27:44Speaker 1: It's gonna be anybody. Goodness, man.
- 27:48Speaker 2: But yeah, first night everybody went to strip. How was
- 27:50Speaker 2: it that for the people who went to the strip? Well,
- 27:52Speaker 2: the oh the strip?
- 27:54Speaker 1: Yeah, first night like nothing that the old old biggers
- 27:58Speaker 1: a New Vegas, like because there's like two it's New Vegas. Okay,
- 28:01Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, have no club because like if you go,
- 28:03Speaker 1: like the fair amount was free. I'm sorry, that's where
- 28:06Speaker 1: like the performers are like, yeah.
- 28:08Speaker 4: We were in the New Vagas Okay, So yes, it
- 28:10Speaker 4: was in New Vegas. Okay, yeah that was like we
- 28:13Speaker 4: were just outside. We were just walking, grabbed a couple
- 28:15Speaker 4: of dreams.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Q went to in and out. That was really y'all.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Y'all went with uh the pet waves right? No, okay,
- 28:24Speaker 1: so I on short. So they went to the club
- 28:26Speaker 1: without me. So I didn't let you in the club
- 28:28Speaker 1: because I didn't dress.
- 28:29Speaker 4: You went to the club afterwards?
- 28:31Speaker 1: No, because that's what I said.
- 28:34Speaker 4: They went to the club.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Yeah, they went to town. I never made it that shorts.
- 28:37Speaker 2: Right, that's where I went. Well, they were they went,
- 28:42Speaker 2: they with the town. Okay, they had the time in
- 28:44Speaker 2: there because they came.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Back like them three niggas. Listen, let me tell you
- 28:47Speaker 1: about what listen.
- 28:49Speaker 2: But I ain't always always. First of all, I always
- 28:52Speaker 2: knew them three well two. I didn't know there was
- 28:55Speaker 2: a young one. The young the youngest one is the
- 28:58Speaker 2: buff us out the whole of the whole clip.
- 29:00Speaker 1: He's a body. Clearly, I just followed. He just following.
- 29:03Speaker 2: I'm like, okayeah, he does physique, Yeah, yes he does,
- 29:07Speaker 2: he does, Yes he does. So these three, you know,
- 29:13Speaker 2: I wasn't really that close to him, and this trip
- 29:16Speaker 2: we got the little bottom, little bit cool young men.
- 29:19Speaker 1: These three niggas are snipers. I wouldn't even say snipers
- 29:23Speaker 1: because they're not hiding. They're not. They're like, they're like Rambow,
- 29:33Speaker 1: the niggas on the front line with hand grenades and.
- 29:35Speaker 4: Them niggas joined hands in the fucking circle.
- 29:38Speaker 2: They was like, listen, there's the Bachelor Pitt trip where
- 29:41Speaker 2: Corey and then there's our ship get big trip.
- 29:45Speaker 1: We're here, we're here to do.
- 29:47Speaker 4: We have two agendas. Make sure Corey is good and make.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Sure our dicks get wet, and boy, them niggas was
- 29:55Speaker 1: out there sniper.
- 29:56Speaker 2: They're looking like the ball brothers Aino hill Bro. They
- 30:00Speaker 2: all scored sixty.
- 30:02Speaker 1: They all.
- 30:04Speaker 2: There was back in high school like when Jella was nice. Yes, exactly.
- 30:08Speaker 2: So everybody was getting forty. Everybody was getting forty and
- 30:13Speaker 2: ten and six between the three of them. No cherry
- 30:17Speaker 2: pickt well, chops.
- 30:24Speaker 1: Hoops, some foul baby.
- 30:29Speaker 4: Back, a little, a little arm locking.
- 30:30Speaker 2: But some people's out there chasing stats. Tell that to
- 30:33Speaker 2: the stat sheet when you look at the numbers, look
- 30:35Speaker 2: at the number. So, uh, you see all this in
- 30:39Speaker 2: the day party at Dres. This is the second day
- 30:44Speaker 2: all here at Dres, which I will say, very nice club.
- 30:50Speaker 1: That was cool. There's some nice talent in there. Okay, yeah,
- 30:58Speaker 1: I thought the talent decent amount. I thought I thought
- 31:02Speaker 1: it was gonna be bigger. Uh So, like, yeah, it
- 31:07Speaker 1: is a big space because the inside part was just
- 31:09Speaker 1: closed during the day, like you can just you could
- 31:12Speaker 1: have we could have walked in there, but it was
- 31:13Speaker 1: all dark. But at night it's the full full, so
- 31:17Speaker 1: you could be inside and outside at the same time. Yeah,
- 31:19Speaker 1: it's crazy.
- 31:20Speaker 2: So yeah, we had uh, we had our little two
- 31:22Speaker 2: bungalows cabanas or whatever, you know. They had this and
- 31:26Speaker 2: then each of them and then like we shared a
- 31:28Speaker 2: little waiting pool.
- 31:29Speaker 4: Yeah right, which which I needed that to be a
- 31:33Speaker 4: little bit bigger like that. That was a fitness jacuzzi. Yeah,
- 31:40Speaker 4: it was small as hell. They were nickeling diamond for
- 31:42Speaker 4: the space on those. If it was connected like the
- 31:45Speaker 4: like where it was just one.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Long yes, that would have also wonders them.
- 31:51Speaker 4: But even still.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Exactly, yeah, they can wade over from their own cabands
- 32:00Speaker 1: just like hell.
- 32:03Speaker 4: Yeah, they need more space to twork exactly.
- 32:08Speaker 1: But the DJ nothing at the end, no DJs. Oh okay,
- 32:14Speaker 1: so you probably didn't notice there was an opener the
- 32:16Speaker 1: main headline guy, right, So the opener guy was only
- 32:19Speaker 1: playing like hip hop mashups, kind of teetering the line.
- 32:22Speaker 1: I kept telling Mike, he sees all these niggas here,
- 32:24Speaker 1: but he can't play nigga music. He has to keep
- 32:27Speaker 1: it M E, D M. Trap. You can't cross that line.
- 32:32Speaker 1: He was trying to because he was playing mashups. Now
- 32:35Speaker 1: when the second DJ came, he kind of he had
- 32:36Speaker 1: a little more free reign. He can do whatever he wants.
- 32:38Speaker 1: The headline. He's the headliner. He still really didn't go
- 32:41Speaker 1: all the way because I don't think he possessed that
- 32:44Speaker 1: power anyway from what I heard I he played he did,
- 32:48Speaker 1: I just don't think. Yeah, but some of them it's
- 32:51Speaker 1: not his lane.
- 32:51Speaker 4: That's not what he's coming.
- 32:53Speaker 1: But he's not comfortable doing it. You're a nigga, but
- 32:55Speaker 1: you won't really be doing this ship. That's that's why
- 32:57Speaker 1: he's a black guy.
- 32:57Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently he's a uf UFC fight Yeah, that track,
- 33:04Speaker 4: So that's why he's comfortable.
- 33:05Speaker 1: He's playing his workout music exactly. Yeah, So like he
- 33:09Speaker 1: was cool though he was doing his thing, but I
- 33:10Speaker 1: could tell he was more comfortable doing that eight A
- 33:13Speaker 1: M mash up I means Vegas? Yeah, yeah, ves What
- 33:18Speaker 1: do you expect? So only daylight and that one daylight? Yeah?
- 33:23Speaker 1: Actually is that where we went the first time? Yeah?
- 33:26Speaker 4: They played nothing but hip hop like the first pool
- 33:28Speaker 4: I mean talking about Yeah, Yeah, it was a much
- 33:33Speaker 4: wider open space.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like I thought, I didn't.
- 33:35Speaker 4: I forgot that we were on the roof.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, no, we was on top of
- 33:40Speaker 1: a hotel. Are you sure we was on top?
- 33:42Speaker 2: Remember there was a parking thing like right or was
- 33:45Speaker 2: that the roof, because I know we walked through the
- 33:48Speaker 2: hotel to get there, but then when we walked around,
- 33:50Speaker 2: we saw, oh, there's like it was a parking lot
- 33:54Speaker 2: in space right here behind the hotel.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Was across the street. The next day, it's definitely the roof.
- 33:58Speaker 1: It was.
- 33:59Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, maybe just have to drive up and
- 34:01Speaker 4: maybe parking on the roof.
- 34:03Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let's get back in August. They day only
- 34:07Speaker 1: one day.
- 34:08Speaker 4: They go back in August one because there's so many
- 34:10Speaker 4: places to go.
- 34:11Speaker 1: No, I don't have to go. We've been all of them.
- 34:13Speaker 1: We know, we haven't. What the hell are you talking about?
- 34:15Speaker 1: What the hell you you've probably been all of them.
- 34:18Speaker 1: But my thing is, because there's only so many places
- 34:20Speaker 1: I actually want to go in Vegas anyway. Yeah, so
- 34:23Speaker 1: we could go somewhere somewhere else in the whole different
- 34:25Speaker 1: city that you see like that in Miami or some
- 34:28Speaker 1: ship like that. Now Mi Miami. Now let's go to Houston. Sure,
- 34:33Speaker 1: shout our Houston listeners, Let's go to pot trip to Houston. Hey,
- 34:38Speaker 1: and well, I do planes, the apparently Delta only Delta planes.
- 34:45Speaker 1: We'll go to Houston I'm not opposed to, and you
- 34:49Speaker 1: don't have to be in Houston long. They just don't
- 34:50Speaker 1: leave on a Sunday. Why don't leave on a Sunday
- 34:55Speaker 1: because that's when they like the day parties are. Don't
- 34:58Speaker 1: leave Houston on Sunday or never leave you So I
- 35:01Speaker 1: bet so never.
- 35:03Speaker 4: So you plan everything out. You sent us some money.
- 35:05Speaker 4: I mean you should have started tenantory and will go.
- 35:07Speaker 1: Really yeah, because I say I can play trips, I
- 35:10Speaker 1: just never do because you're always here. Keenan said, I'm retired, man,
- 35:14Speaker 1: get this ship out because he's so good at it
- 35:20Speaker 1: that that day party. That day party was killing me.
- 35:23Speaker 1: I ain't. Yeah, you stressed out.
- 35:25Speaker 2: It had me so stressed out because so like I know,
- 35:28Speaker 2: so when I got the money from from everybody, it
- 35:31Speaker 2: was just to cover the minimum, right, But then like
- 35:33Speaker 2: I was looking at like the price of everything, I'm like, oh,
- 35:35Speaker 2: we're going way past it. So and then we got
- 35:38Speaker 2: a text layer It's like lamon said everybody owes Keenan
- 35:41Speaker 2: three hundred dollars. Everybody was like because the bottles kept
- 35:45Speaker 2: coming to food kept coming. Every time I got inside
- 35:48Speaker 2: the receipt the mother fucking number and did off at four,
- 35:53Speaker 2: I was seeing all.
- 35:54Speaker 4: These bottom I'm like, nig I remember having two drinks
- 35:57Speaker 4: and two shots.
- 35:58Speaker 1: I remember it being, oh, did you have any of
- 36:01Speaker 1: the food?
- 36:02Speaker 4: I had a chicken dinder.
- 36:03Speaker 1: I didn't realize the food wasn't included though, No I
- 36:06Speaker 1: looked at it for that fried food platter was like
- 36:09Speaker 1: two hundred bucks. Yeah, yeah, curly fries. I forgot about
- 36:13Speaker 1: it was at nice spread though. Yeah, it was a
- 36:15Speaker 1: nice little spread.
- 36:16Speaker 4: Definitely had to put some food out there and then
- 36:18Speaker 4: and then we also got like a vegetable platter or
- 36:20Speaker 4: some shit.
- 36:21Speaker 1: And you forgot that big ass that mellow. I think
- 36:27Speaker 1: you ran up like two rex on his own How
- 36:29Speaker 1: much was how much was that bottle that he got
- 36:31Speaker 1: towards the end too?
- 36:31Speaker 4: Oh that that ace of spade he put that on
- 36:34Speaker 4: his own car. That was fifteen hundred.
- 36:36Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, we burned through that.
- 36:39Speaker 2: That's like listen, that day party was fun for a
- 36:45Speaker 2: lot of reasons, just like especially when you like, when
- 36:49Speaker 2: you're locked.
- 36:50Speaker 4: In can just observe, and when you just observed single
- 36:54Speaker 4: people in that environment.
- 36:55Speaker 2: That's why I was just watching the pet waves and
- 36:57Speaker 2: Elsie go Bananas.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Yo, Niggas was just like everything that I got the
- 37:07Speaker 1: twenty twenty five slot off broom. This girl tried to
- 37:10Speaker 1: take my glasses off my face. I don't know if
- 37:12Speaker 1: I've seen this. Nah, take my glasses off my face.
- 37:15Speaker 1: I said, Yo, you can't have these because shout out
- 37:17Speaker 1: my boy caution. He got them for me, right. Uh?
- 37:20Speaker 1: I was like, you can't have specifically these because I
- 37:22Speaker 1: went on my phone tried to find them, couldn't even
- 37:24Speaker 1: find them online. I just bought her the glasses like there,
- 37:28Speaker 1: what like, you can have your own pair, send it
- 37:31Speaker 1: to her. Yo, what, No, you can't have these. Ain't
- 37:39Speaker 1: no way stop where the game is at. She was
- 37:44Speaker 1: dead ass trying to take them off my face.
- 37:46Speaker 4: That's not how the game is playing.
- 37:48Speaker 1: You can't do that. I can't do that. I can't
- 37:52Speaker 1: do that. You're just super expensive. I was just like, hell,
- 37:54Speaker 1: I'm I will buy you your own pair before you
- 37:56Speaker 1: take these off. My face is their mine. I don't
- 37:59Speaker 1: want you to them and I don't want your glasses.
- 38:01Speaker 1: How much were the six slash? She's a slash?
- 38:06Speaker 2: It was the fuck it's not hell know this bitch,
- 38:10Speaker 2: but she was dead as trying to take my shoes.
- 38:12Speaker 2: She ain't gonna wear them glasses. She gonna give them
- 38:13Speaker 2: to another nick. She just wants to take those glasses.
- 38:15Speaker 2: Then you had to come back and get them.
- 38:17Speaker 1: True, I was not going back to get those.
- 38:20Speaker 4: She wouldn't have got no glasses at all.
- 38:22Speaker 1: She came up.
- 38:23Speaker 2: Yeah, watching people observe, observing people, and then like just
- 38:28Speaker 2: the like how women operate, women operate on a different man.
- 38:33Speaker 4: If I literally text Keanu while I was there, I'm like, yeah,
- 38:38Speaker 4: if I had to coatch you, I wouldn't pay for anything.
- 38:40Speaker 1: They don't. They don't because I'm like, this is just wild.
- 38:44Speaker 1: It's just a quick.
- 38:45Speaker 2: Smile and this inction you in there drinking get whatever.
- 38:51Speaker 2: I saw one and I saw it was a revolving door. Yeah,
- 38:56Speaker 2: and sometimes that's good and sometimes it's bad.
- 39:00Speaker 1: Was worse? What was worse? The nightclub or the day party?
- 39:04Speaker 4: The day party?
- 39:05Speaker 1: The day party? For sure?
- 39:07Speaker 4: What do you mean as far as revolving door?
- 39:10Speaker 1: They stayed for a good while.
- 39:12Speaker 2: I felt like the first group stayed a good while,
- 39:15Speaker 2: but then after that it was just I would turn around,
- 39:18Speaker 2: turn back around.
- 39:19Speaker 1: Who who are these who are with? The white in?
- 39:24Speaker 4: The white was cool? They were there for a minute.
- 39:27Speaker 1: I word Bonita I didn't even talk to them at all.
- 39:31Speaker 3: They were just there shout out to Gary, not really though,
- 39:34Speaker 3: not really, but they shout out to Brian and yeah, yeah,
- 39:38Speaker 3: every every woman that came in there was because of
- 39:40Speaker 3: those three niggas.
- 39:41Speaker 4: Yes, yes, And the thing is l a watch Brian
- 39:44Speaker 4: take a lap around the jaw. He took a lap
- 39:49Speaker 4: around and then soon to follow him.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Niggas was laser than nigga. I was like, god damn,
- 39:56Speaker 2: looking at work. It's like, yeah, poetry in motion. It
- 39:59Speaker 2: was every woman that was over there was because of them.
- 40:01Speaker 2: And then I'm just spreading the wealth. No blazing, no blazing,
- 40:06Speaker 2: That's just what happened out there, looking like magic Johnson.
- 40:10Speaker 4: Looking like magic, like you better get him back, Brian,
- 40:14Speaker 4: you better get him.
- 40:17Speaker 1: That. It was funny.
- 40:19Speaker 4: It's like I'm watching these chicks like we was such
- 40:22Speaker 4: like entitlement.
- 40:24Speaker 1: No shame, no shame, not zero none. I've seen this.
- 40:27Speaker 2: One bitch eat a fucking cucumber off the veggie platter.
- 40:31Speaker 2: She took one bite and through that.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Bitch back in the platter.
- 40:35Speaker 4: I was like, you fucking mongrel, bitch.
- 40:38Speaker 1: You've never been here before. We could tell you been
- 40:40Speaker 1: anywhere before. Like First of all, I also would like
- 40:44Speaker 1: some crew to take maybe, bitch and some cruders. Is
- 40:48Speaker 1: wrong with you? Some crew to tay?
- 40:51Speaker 4: She said, Oh that's a cucumber.
- 40:54Speaker 1: This serves my palate.
- 40:56Speaker 2: Put that ship back, and the like, you're fucking dirty,
- 40:58Speaker 2: bitch me and seem just looking at You're like, here's
- 41:02Speaker 2: why we don't let these fucking caves.
- 41:05Speaker 6: In.
- 41:05Speaker 1: The thing that wasn't even her worst thing though that number,
- 41:09Speaker 1: that number was no, it wasn't even the worst ship
- 41:12Speaker 1: than something way worse than that. One of these devils,
- 41:16Speaker 1: because it was multiple in there, which is very disturbing.
- 41:19Speaker 1: There was it was at least two or three. And wait,
- 41:23Speaker 1: is the old the older one? The older one she
- 41:26Speaker 1: was old as hell? Oh and then that older one,
- 41:28Speaker 1: she was old as ship.
- 41:29Speaker 2: She was thinking turned around like according to Sam and horror,
- 41:33Speaker 2: she let off a smooth and bomb. You know she
- 41:35Speaker 2: didn't with confidence. I'm tired of these niggas, That's what
- 41:38Speaker 2: she's saying. Yes, yes, yes, around a bunch of these niggas.
- 41:43Speaker 2: Excuse me, nobody tap me on my shoulder. Why would
- 41:47Speaker 2: And the thing is, when she first got that, I
- 41:49Speaker 2: looked at you like I looked at Mike what are
- 41:52Speaker 2: we doing now?
- 41:53Speaker 1: You know? But you know she was she was the ringleader.
- 41:56Speaker 4: She walked up to the section first exactly. That's why
- 41:58Speaker 4: I was like, Mike, what are we doing?
- 42:00Speaker 2: She was the emissary three hundred where they said when
- 42:03Speaker 2: they send the first person out like this is this
- 42:05Speaker 2: is a message from Lord Xerxes.
- 42:08Speaker 1: We're coming, We're coming.
- 42:10Speaker 2: Uh.
- 42:10Speaker 1: So they just let us lie personally to kick the
- 42:14Speaker 1: bitch into the pit. It was around here, but.
- 42:19Speaker 4: Niggas end of the day and that too. I was like,
- 42:25Speaker 4: I didn't hear.
- 42:25Speaker 1: I wasn't I was told second him. Yeah, I I
- 42:28Speaker 1: was so talking about Sam and Harror. It's like these niggas.
- 42:32Speaker 4: They just looked at each other's like, yeah, yeah, you're cut,
- 42:35Speaker 4: You're cut.
- 42:36Speaker 2: It was like, somebody come get this white get these
- 42:41Speaker 2: our friends were black though she was the only white one.
- 42:44Speaker 2: Usually works like that. Yeah, niggas, niggas, niggas. I'm hearing
- 42:50Speaker 2: niggas is hugged.
- 42:51Speaker 1: Up with cops.
- 42:53Speaker 4: Nah, they weren't a cop.
- 42:54Speaker 1: No the cop was no, no, no, no no, no,
- 42:58Speaker 1: she wasn't a cop. She was a app a capricorn.
- 43:01Speaker 1: You're lying, yes, then who the cop?
- 43:05Speaker 4: They were saying cap not cop. Oh okay, that makes
- 43:11Speaker 4: me feel a lot better about who.
- 43:13Speaker 1: That's probably volunte hears that information.
- 43:18Speaker 4: I don't think anyone asked.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I thought she said she was a cop.
- 43:21Speaker 4: She said, you're in a section for a black man.
- 43:23Speaker 4: Nobody give it back.
- 43:28Speaker 1: Oh makes sense, Okay, I get it, Corn. That's why
- 43:32Speaker 1: you need this double shot because because you're here fighting
- 43:37Speaker 1: demons daily. I get it. Speeds. Wow, do this every weekend? No, no,
- 43:46Speaker 1: we don't know.
- 43:47Speaker 4: We don't once every six years.
- 43:50Speaker 2: Talking about the white the white bitch that said, then
- 43:52Speaker 2: we're talking about a boss bitch and whatever. And then
- 43:55Speaker 2: like she was crying about some dude she was sucking with.
- 43:58Speaker 2: Apparently some dude that she was messing with. It fleeced
- 44:01Speaker 2: her out of ten racks.
- 44:02Speaker 4: That's why she's tired. That's why I guess that's why
- 44:05Speaker 4: she started in case.
- 44:07Speaker 1: You can. You get to say it one time. I'm
- 44:10Speaker 1: tired of every ten thousand dollars you get to say it.
- 44:15Speaker 1: But you say it to him, bitch, Yeah, don't say
- 44:18Speaker 1: it around So I'm tired.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Stop getting fleeced. Stop being a easy lick, stupid bitch.
- 44:27Speaker 2: Somebody gotta be honest with it. I was just watching
- 44:30Speaker 2: her reapply her lipstick and disgust watching her on her
- 44:34Speaker 2: clearly very botox lips.
- 44:36Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, her skin was tight. Somebody's gonna have
- 44:40Speaker 1: sex with you later. I don't know who, none of them. Yeah,
- 44:49Speaker 1: so that was just the first day. Yeah, that was
- 44:53Speaker 1: the first day. Second day, what we do second day
- 44:55Speaker 1: was spilled into the second Well, yeah, the days just
- 44:58Speaker 1: messed together because.
- 45:00Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we would go to sleep and then wake up. Yeah,
- 45:03Speaker 3: pretty much, we got back, all our house got back.
- 45:06Speaker 3: We were just chilling for the rest of the night,
- 45:08Speaker 3: just waiting for the night to come to go out.
- 45:12Speaker 3: I'm in bed at that point, just chilling, and they're like, oh,
- 45:14Speaker 3: come on, we gotta go out.
- 45:16Speaker 1: We gotta go out. It's like ten, ten turns to eleven,
- 45:19Speaker 1: and it's like.
- 45:19Speaker 4: Eleven turns to twelve. Okay, all right, let's go, let's
- 45:23Speaker 4: go out. We get out.
- 45:26Speaker 1: I didn't take a nap, so I'm dead tired, and
- 45:29Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even really want to be out.
- 45:31Speaker 4: And then I hear I.
- 45:32Speaker 1: See the text how he says, I'm up, where are
- 45:36Speaker 1: we going? Like, I'm going to bed like a real nigga.
- 45:42Speaker 1: I had been sleep since five thirty. And we got
- 45:46Speaker 1: home at five and I woke up at twelve thirty.
- 45:52Speaker 4: And Niggas was like, where are we going.
- 45:54Speaker 1: It was like, we're going to Dre's after hours. I said,
- 45:56Speaker 1: bet yeah, nah.
- 45:58Speaker 4: Even before that, because we were trying to contact everybody
- 46:00Speaker 4: in that house for hours and hours. The house was dark,
- 46:04Speaker 4: the house was not shut down.
- 46:06Speaker 1: The darst because we had the pet waves, we had Corey,
- 46:08Speaker 1: we had me Mike. Mike keV called me and said,
- 46:13Speaker 1: I need you have to ship by ten. I set
- 46:16Speaker 1: an alarm for like nine thirty. I wake up. The
- 46:18Speaker 1: house is pitch black, YEP. I walked past Mike's room.
- 46:22Speaker 1: I can hear him snoring and my feet are in
- 46:25Speaker 1: front of the door. The ace's pumping. I'm like this,
- 46:32Speaker 1: I'm done. The bottom of the door had Elsa in
- 46:38Speaker 1: the room.
- 46:39Speaker 2: Remember remember when my mother's it's pop up girls were
- 46:42Speaker 2: blossom got ice plowers.
- 46:44Speaker 1: I had her in.
- 46:51Speaker 2: Bro When I first walked into that room and I
- 46:53Speaker 2: felt how cool was and I didn't touch nothing, I
- 46:55Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to enjoy myself.
- 46:59Speaker 1: A lot, nigga.
- 47:01Speaker 2: It was cold, Both beds were firm as fucked. I
- 47:04Speaker 2: was like, oh, this feels like a nice hospital. I
- 47:12Speaker 2: like it, and I'm gonna be a potato like hospital
- 47:17Speaker 2: check me in for surgery.
- 47:20Speaker 1: He's so good.
- 47:22Speaker 4: I didn't touch a nob.
- 47:23Speaker 1: I don't even know where the ac knob was. I
- 47:25Speaker 1: can feel the a C bro it was bro. So so.
- 47:33Speaker 4: It was five of us that went out. So five
- 47:36Speaker 4: of us decided to go.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Sixteen of us in total, right, sixteen y yeah, sixteen total.
- 47:41Speaker 4: So everybody else asleep our house like, all right, we're
- 47:44Speaker 4: gonna go out. We're gonna go out. So our boy Avery,
- 47:48Speaker 4: uh he lived out in Vegas, Like, he stopped by
- 47:50Speaker 4: the house and we was like, what club should we
- 47:53Speaker 4: go to?
- 47:53Speaker 2: What's at least shouldn't we go to? He was like,
- 47:59Speaker 2: Sapphire is cool? Uh, somebody else in the house.
- 48:03Speaker 4: We went there. So like there was like, all right,
- 48:05Speaker 4: that's a cool spot. That's a cool spot. Don't go here,
- 48:07Speaker 4: don't go there. All right, cool, we got happen. We're
- 48:11Speaker 4: gonna hit Sapphires first and off the night chicks beneath us. Oh,
- 48:15Speaker 4: this is the story I've been waiting for.
- 48:17Speaker 1: This is the story. Is the story, This is the
- 48:20Speaker 1: story that this is the pre che story because we're
- 48:24Speaker 1: saying it okay, exactly. Wow.
- 48:29Speaker 4: So we call it uber. We call it Uber. We're
- 48:33Speaker 4: in the car driving. It was like, oh, you guys
- 48:36Speaker 4: are going to uh Sapphire. It's like, yeah, yeah, how
- 48:39Speaker 4: was it? He was like, it's okay, you know, it's
- 48:41Speaker 4: it's all right. But if you if you really want
- 48:44Speaker 4: to see some some good looking you want to go
- 48:47Speaker 4: to Hustler, you gotta go to Hustler.
- 48:48Speaker 1: See Venezuelan Colombian. It's called hustler. Hustler, he said, Hustler. Yeah.
- 48:55Speaker 1: I'm like huh.
- 48:56Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, you gonna go to hustler. I'm a hustler.
- 48:57Speaker 4: He's like yeah, yeah, yeah. They got all all living sweat,
- 49:00Speaker 4: all the all the Miamis are there. So I'm in
- 49:03Speaker 4: the front seat. I could care less about where we
- 49:05Speaker 4: go because I want to go to Chicas. But other
- 49:07Speaker 4: people want to go to Sapphires. So they in the
- 49:09Speaker 4: back collaborate, like, ah, so what we're gonna do?
- 49:11Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 49:12Speaker 4: He just said that all the women see heah lah.
- 49:16Speaker 4: So then they go we made executive decision take us
- 49:20Speaker 4: to hustlers.
- 49:21Speaker 1: Okay.
- 49:21Speaker 4: So he's like, oh, hustles okay, big eerie. So we
- 49:29Speaker 4: pull up the Hustlers first of all Hustlers. It's one
- 49:32Speaker 4: of the mega strip clubs. We pull up, look like
- 49:34Speaker 4: a hotel. I'm like, god, damn, this ship is huge.
- 49:38Speaker 4: I was like, I all right, guys, you'll have a
- 49:41Speaker 4: good time.
- 49:41Speaker 1: So we get out.
- 49:42Speaker 4: We're waiting in line, and I'm looking at all the
- 49:44Speaker 4: advertisement around the building. I'm looking huh, okay, okay, And
- 49:52Speaker 4: then I turn around as well. Our uber driver is
- 49:54Speaker 4: still sitting there looking at the front desk, looking at
- 49:58Speaker 4: the front like like, so we're in line. He's looking
- 50:00Speaker 4: past us, looking at the people at the door. And
- 50:03Speaker 4: I said them, yeah, I think we just got fleeced.
- 50:07Speaker 1: They was like why.
- 50:08Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't see not one Hispanic woman in
- 50:11Speaker 4: none of these photos. All these women are no offense
- 50:17Speaker 4: caucas in his head.
- 50:19Speaker 1: Okay.
- 50:21Speaker 4: So then one of the guys go ask should have
- 50:24Speaker 4: known what the name hustlers?
- 50:26Speaker 1: Very much?
- 50:26Speaker 4: Yeah, we got we got hustled. Asked the guy like, hey,
- 50:30Speaker 4: do you know our uber driver? He was like no,
- 50:32Speaker 4: but like drivers out here get paid. But yes, he
- 50:37Speaker 4: admitted to drivers out here get paid. But the thing is,
- 50:40Speaker 4: it's not like one of the people off the strip
- 50:41Speaker 4: because they was out there. It was uber, so I'm
- 50:46Speaker 4: not thinking that they got connections with strip clubs. So
- 50:51Speaker 4: then the moment we get past him, the guy pulls off.
- 50:54Speaker 4: So he was waiting for somebody to say I brought
- 50:56Speaker 4: them there.
- 50:56Speaker 1: That's that's me.
- 50:59Speaker 4: So first off, first off, the cover charge to get
- 51:03Speaker 4: in this ship fifty bucks, Sup, my dick. That's how
- 51:06Speaker 4: we got fleeceed because they said so.
- 51:09Speaker 3: But later, if we didn't have that guy say that
- 51:12Speaker 3: he brought us there, it wouldn't have been fifty bucks.
- 51:14Speaker 1: It would have been less.
- 51:16Speaker 2: Because you got to give him his piece. Yeah, he
- 51:19Speaker 2: probably gets twenty five of that fifty bucks. And then
- 51:21Speaker 2: bigging like, oh, I you might as well get a section,
- 51:24Speaker 2: get bottles.
- 51:25Speaker 1: We're like, noah, no, we're good.
- 51:27Speaker 2: Let's say if we got a section there, Nah, I
- 51:33Speaker 2: would have I would have went full Karen.
- 51:36Speaker 4: If we would have got a second bank, I put
- 51:38Speaker 4: it immediately, called my bank because if somebody saw.
- 51:41Speaker 1: My card, this is not me. So we walk on side.
- 51:45Speaker 4: Come on, baby, come on, they're white. We walk inside,
- 51:49Speaker 4: and again, no disrespect because we love inclusivity. Okay, but
- 51:56Speaker 4: they had a thor thought right there on the first stage,
- 51:59Speaker 4: and the thing is if if that's.
- 52:00Speaker 1: Gonna be you cool, you gotta be cute, you gotta
- 52:03Speaker 1: be cute.
- 52:03Speaker 4: Well he said, do you think no, that is.
- 52:08Speaker 1: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
- 52:11Speaker 1: come on, come on, come on.
- 52:13Speaker 3: Okay, okay, but then yes, that's the first thing we see,
- 52:17Speaker 3: the first thing, and the dude like let us in.
- 52:20Speaker 4: He was like, I'm gonna take you upstairs.
- 52:25Speaker 2: We are not putting our best foot forward. He was like,
- 52:27Speaker 2: it's better, it's better, it's better. So we get on
- 52:32Speaker 2: the elevator. I did say that to her. I did
- 52:35Speaker 2: say that to her.
- 52:36Speaker 1: Elsie.
- 52:38Speaker 4: So we get upstairs, es mold on and as we
- 52:43Speaker 4: get to the top floor, like there was two elevators.
- 52:46Speaker 4: So we were coming off and there was another elevator.
- 52:49Speaker 4: One of the strippers was coming off. I looked at Lama, said, Lama,
- 52:53Speaker 4: what creature just got off that elevator. She was about
- 52:57Speaker 4: maybe like six three in the heels, in the heels,
- 53:02Speaker 4: and then she looked like.
- 53:06Speaker 1: She looked like sucking.
- 53:08Speaker 2: Uh.
- 53:10Speaker 7: It was.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Like, bro, she it was just bad. It was bad.
- 53:20Speaker 1: It was bad.
- 53:21Speaker 4: And then you're looking at the strippers on the strip club.
- 53:23Speaker 4: They're giving these nasty, g t a slow twerks just
- 53:27Speaker 4: yeah on the pole.
- 53:28Speaker 1: It's like.
- 53:30Speaker 4: There was only like ten people in there. That was yes,
- 53:36Speaker 4: it made sense, parking lot empty, ten people. I'm like,
- 53:41Speaker 4: out of here, nast exactly. I'm like, I need to leave.
- 53:44Speaker 1: I need to leave.
- 53:45Speaker 4: I'm not staying here. I Am not staying here.
- 53:47Speaker 1: We are leaving. We are leaving.
- 53:49Speaker 4: And I'm guessing I'm guessing that the club heard us.
- 53:52Speaker 4: Somebody had their ears, like the cameras like, oh, they're
- 53:55Speaker 4: about to leave, sending sending the reconn because as soon
- 53:58Speaker 4: as we go to the elevator, three Hispanic women walk
- 54:01Speaker 4: off the elevator. First one to walk off, Oh.
- 54:04Speaker 1: She is bad, she is.
- 54:08Speaker 4: Second thought like, like guys, me turned around, looked at
- 54:16Speaker 4: I was like, let's see where this being a little hasty.
- 54:23Speaker 4: But then we had to focus. We had to focus,
- 54:24Speaker 4: We had to realize to refocus. It was a cheerleader effect. Right,
- 54:27Speaker 4: there's thirty of y'all in one of her.
- 54:30Speaker 1: Yes.
- 54:30Speaker 4: So no, no, it was three women that got off
- 54:32Speaker 4: the elevator. Okay, but the first one, the first one
- 54:35Speaker 4: who everything that face body asked titties beautiful. The ones
- 54:40Speaker 4: behind her.
- 54:46Speaker 1: They weren't that bad.
- 54:47Speaker 4: They weren't bad, weren't on the same level.
- 54:50Speaker 1: That's that's yeah. The ones.
- 54:56Speaker 4: We had to huddle up like it was a time
- 54:58Speaker 4: one of basketball games, like y'all the numbers aren't it's
- 55:00Speaker 4: only it's five of us. One of her were just
- 55:03Speaker 4: gonna just pass it around.
- 55:08Speaker 1: So then we leave. It's like a yeah, we gotta go,
- 55:11Speaker 1: we gotta go, we.
- 55:12Speaker 4: Gotta lost it. It's all right, they're not going to
- 55:16Speaker 4: the loss only L.
- 55:18Speaker 1: We took the only l. We So then we're leaving.
- 55:22Speaker 4: There's some uh, it's a mixture of guys, but the
- 55:25Speaker 4: majority of what's black were looking at them, like, now, y'all,
- 55:28Speaker 4: don't go in there.
- 55:29Speaker 1: It's dead in there. It is going on in there.
- 55:32Speaker 4: They're looking at us. There, they're looking at us. We're
- 55:36Speaker 4: looking at them like, but don't do it.
- 55:37Speaker 1: Turn around.
- 55:38Speaker 4: But thing is, we kept walking into the parking lot,
- 55:41Speaker 4: and we was like, wait, where are we going? Did
- 55:42Speaker 4: anybody called it uber?
- 55:43Speaker 1: Yet?
- 55:43Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, it's just the way were leaving.
- 55:45Speaker 1: We were leaving. We just had to walk out of the.
- 55:48Speaker 4: Park, keep walking. So then we wound up getting another
- 55:53Speaker 4: uber going to Cheekas and we asked them. They're like, oh,
- 55:56Speaker 4: you're like cheeks Like no, it was like why, Like
- 55:59Speaker 4: it's so over there good and we like that's exactly
- 56:03Speaker 4: what I did.
- 56:04Speaker 1: Pree flag number one and we get over there.
- 56:06Speaker 4: Green flag, green flag. It doesn't seem like it's just
- 56:11Speaker 4: a little No ghetto is not white, Yeah that's all
- 56:15Speaker 4: that means.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Yes, not white, that's all that means.
- 56:18Speaker 4: It was literally just a small place. Uh like this
- 56:24Speaker 4: this the local places where everybody goes. That's if you
- 56:27Speaker 4: want to experience. And it was literally the next other,
- 56:30Speaker 4: like down the block from.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Lacy's. Yeah, yes, I asked, I asked somebody in there,
- 56:38Speaker 1: ify knew whereas? Yeah?
- 56:40Speaker 4: Because whomen got them like yo r T I think
- 56:43Speaker 4: this street because I saw a casino. I'm like, that's
- 56:46Speaker 4: the local.
- 56:49Speaker 1: We got a lot of money.
- 56:50Speaker 2: Out of the.
- 56:51Speaker 1: Running across the street. And I looked up the address
- 56:53Speaker 1: for Lazies obviously permanently closed, but it was literally right
- 56:56Speaker 1: next to where we were. Like this is crazy, wold
- 57:00Speaker 1: never believe.
- 57:02Speaker 4: But yeah, that's energy lives on and then you know,
- 57:05Speaker 4: experience some laces. We gonna save Lacey's for the Patriots.
- 57:09Speaker 1: Chickens. Chickens chickens beneath. We're gonna say that for the Patreon.
- 57:12Speaker 1: But so while y'all went there, yes, we and by
- 57:18Speaker 1: we I mean me, Corey, the pet Ways and Sam
- 57:21Speaker 1: once we everybody, but yeah, everybody went like in our
- 57:24Speaker 1: house because there was two different houses, so everybody in
- 57:26Speaker 1: our house. We went to Dre's after hours because once
- 57:29Speaker 1: we woke up, we were ready to go. What time
- 57:32Speaker 1: did you call me, an uber? It's around one because
- 57:36Speaker 1: Dre's after hours didn't open, so too. Yeah, so we
- 57:40Speaker 1: was on demon time. So we get there and we're like,
- 57:45Speaker 1: because we had knew somebody that works out there, shout
- 57:46Speaker 1: out boy Brian. He's like, yeah, I got ya with
- 57:48Speaker 1: a section, just pull up. I got y'all. So we
- 57:50Speaker 1: get there, get the section. There was already I think
- 57:53Speaker 1: I think two joints that went out there with us
- 57:55Speaker 1: or they met us there that the pet wave is
- 57:57Speaker 1: that new. So we got a little section throughout the night,
- 58:01Speaker 1: intense networking. Intense networking throughout the night. Jones are just
- 58:06Speaker 1: constantly coming to the section, constantly coming. There was this
- 58:09Speaker 1: one there East African Twins.
- 58:13Speaker 2: It's so funny because I'm looking at I didn't go
- 58:17Speaker 2: I was sleep right. But then I'm looking at the
- 58:19Speaker 2: text message like I would get up like later, and
- 58:22Speaker 2: I'm looking at the text message.
- 58:23Speaker 4: I just see a text blinging.
- 58:24Speaker 2: The chat is bling blinging, and I see just just
- 58:27Speaker 2: you could like it's almost like you can recall the
- 58:29Speaker 2: night just reading through the.
- 58:31Speaker 1: Check the chat. And then it's like I'm looking at it.
- 58:34Speaker 2: I'm like, this is crazy, and all I see is
- 58:37Speaker 2: a text from I gotta pull it up because it
- 58:40Speaker 2: was so funny, and that motherfucker said that it was like.
- 58:44Speaker 1: Somebody get these African bitches.
- 58:48Speaker 2: What what's this sale? Like, somebody get these African bitches.
- 58:54Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? What
- 58:58Speaker 2: was they doing?
- 58:59Speaker 1: So they were cool, they were just like. It was
- 59:01Speaker 1: three of them. So it was a set of twins
- 59:03Speaker 1: and a sister. The twins were kind of boring, but
- 59:07Speaker 1: the sister was a lively one. The twins were tens.
- 59:12Speaker 1: The sister five and a half. Damn, come on, she
- 59:15Speaker 1: was the five and a half six Here go, thank you.
- 59:21Speaker 4: She earned all those points.
- 59:22Speaker 1: She was nice, she was she was great.
- 59:26Speaker 4: I enjoyed her com her personality, but she was not
- 59:29Speaker 4: on the same levels.
- 59:30Speaker 1: Okay, how about this, would she would would would you
- 59:33Speaker 1: rate her higher if her twin sisters weren't there, No, she.
- 59:36Speaker 4: Would be lower.
- 59:37Speaker 1: All right, fine damn.
- 59:39Speaker 4: Because you know the possibilities that could have happened.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Yes, exactly so. But she was cool, like she was
- 59:46Speaker 1: dancing the whole time, doing like they was cool. But
- 59:48Speaker 1: then at one point, everything is just fine. We're spending
- 59:53Speaker 1: all our money, We're buying out nig I bought one
- 59:55Speaker 1: hundred and sixty hours hook. I was like, we were,
- 59:58Speaker 1: let's have all your mon get all the money niggas get.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say who he bought the section. I
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: ain't gonna say who. I ain't gonna say who. I'm
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: not gonna say clear niggas. Biggas is going through multiple cards,
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: multiple cards, all right, multiple cards is crazy, okay.
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: I ain't gonna say I'm I don't say anything.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: I'm not previous to this. All I know is I
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: was just sending money. Yeah, and I was like, oh
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: I hey bro no yeah one of those THEO I
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: ordered a bottle act yeah. I rolled about it like
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: four thirty Yeah you did. I was a thousand dollars bottle, yeah, yeah,
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: I was.
- 1:00:42Speaker 4: Honko was one hundred and sixty hours.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: He didn't.
- 1:00:44Speaker 4: We were having it.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: We were having it. He performing not like us, I'm
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: killing him work.
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: I'm going to work for work.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Bruce is like, Bruce is looking at me. Bruce is like,
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: Bruce's like, are you like you want some more to drink?
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: And I'm like I could do a little bit more done.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: So he's like, let's go a half on a bottle.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: I'm like, let's do it, mind you. I didn't pay
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: for the section, like I might as well head because
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: I personally have spent over five just by myself, like
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: just but yeah. At one point, this woman comes into section,
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: Oh my god, now why are you're here?
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: Now?
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Mind you? Like I said, even including the sister, every
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: every woman that's in the section, all right, I'll get
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: this because she was with her sister, so she was fine,
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: But every other woman in there was at leasta ate
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: us and eateing up because the Africans didn't get there yet.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: They didn't even get there yet. Everybody is there is
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Alisa and hating up. A two and a half walks
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: in this section and is like an entitled too and
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: entitled to like I'm a woman coming in here, I
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: should be able to do exactly what they're doing. This big, old,
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: bad white woman walks in ours be a running theme. Bro.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: She bombards into the section, moving people out of the way,
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: trying to get onto the couch, touching people's knees and ship.
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck tell her about the hookah.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: So she comes in front of me, right, and she's
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: trying to get my attention. So I'm sitting up like
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: we're in the section. I'm sitting up on top of
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: like that, on top of the couch, and she's trying
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: to get my attention. I have my sunglasses on. I
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: am looking everywhere except for this woman in the face.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: So then she's trying to like and mind you, she's big,
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: so she's like trying to like squeeze in between people.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: She sits in between me and Bryce right, and she's
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: like tapping me, trying to get my attention. She wants
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: a hookah. Bryce leans over top of her. He's like, yo,
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: she gotta go, right. I was like, yeah, niggas, she
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: gotta go down. So Bryces like's like, you gotta go.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: So she just gets up out of the section, like
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: and that's not the last time. Like an hour and
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: a half later, she tries to do it again. Now,
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: but before she even taps him, she was eyeing him
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: down for minutes.
- 1:03:00Speaker 4: Look like maybe you do, I'm saying.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: I was getting offended. I'm like, do I look like
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: I like you? Bitch?
- 1:03:07Speaker 4: She was looking at just had the kindest face.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: Now, she's really just one of that hookah. She wanted
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: the hookah. I had the hook in my hands. She
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: wanted that she needed to leave. I was getting I was,
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: I was getting very upset. I'm like, nah, I'm looking
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: at Sam, Sam looking at me. I'm like, yeah, you
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: see what I'm seeing right, I'm I'm turning on my
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: my doctor. Umar was just getting turned up all the way.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: I was getting Yeah. I was like, am I am
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: I the Wok friend? Who I am? Nigga? I saw
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: what's her name?
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: Somebody talking to one of them white girls in the
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: day party. I started singing Wade in the water loud
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: and ship.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: We walking down the whole way.
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: This man Mike just does way. I'm like, remember what
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: they did to us? I remember what they did? Was
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: I guess what? It turned out to be the same
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: one that let the m bomb all. I got intuitching
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: for you, I can sniff him out. She's not bad
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: enough for she was not nobody's bad enough.
- 1:04:02Speaker 4: I wasn't talking about about me either. I was just
- 1:04:09Speaker 4: talking race play Randy over here.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: No, that's not what I was doing. Corey said, I
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: don't know what he's talking about. But yeah, yeah, but
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: we had a great time in there. But yeah, then
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: we had that was that we didn't get home until
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: seven in the morning. Yeah, I was laughing the sun
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: was up. That was my first time ever experiencing really
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: like the sun was up. Oh the way, Yeah, it
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: was up. Like yeah, nigga, you know that I said
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: about somebody get these Africas. That was at seven thirty
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: in the morning, seven thirty here, fourty fourth there. Yeah yeah, still, yeah,
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: it was it was late and people partying. They was
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: in there in there bro deep.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: So really it's no point like you know how it
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: would be like for us, it's like you get ready
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: around nine to ten. Really over there is probably you
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: really get ready to midnight.
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: Yeah, because it gets jumped around two. Around two. I
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: mean there's places like that. Like there's one spot I
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: go to it's called the Winston that's after our spot.
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: But it's over at four at the latest. I'm not
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: doing that out here, man, I can't. I'm doing that
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: out there.
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: I would have done it out there, but I'm I
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: can't make a happy of that.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: You can't know. No, no, no, no, I'm not saying
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: a habit, brother, I'm just saying I don't do it.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: Once for me at the Winston stay till four. I
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: do that maybe once a quarter, okay, not, it's not often.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: It's not all the time. Once a quarter okay, yeah,
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: but that one time per quarter. If I'm doing it,
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: it's worth it. You just gotta believe in me.
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: Gotta see the vision.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: Believe see the vision, bro, You gotta see it. You
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: got to see it through. I've done like the six
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: am thing like out here, like in Philly before, but
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: now I did that only one time. I was like
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: the sun was up, birds were chirping, people were walking
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: to work and to school. I can come out. They
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: see the Liberty bell man that was wold on Drexel's campus,
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: just like where where the Yeah, that was wild. That
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: was all night night one, I guess you could say,
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: technically night night two, yeah, into morning three, morning three.
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: Nobody went out during the day three, everybody took the
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: day to kind of relax y.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: Gary went to his palace. Oh a sphere, That's what
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: I thought about. That spear was cool.
- 1:06:27Speaker 4: Yeah, we did this sphere and then just pretty much
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: child until dinner. We ain't do nothing at dinner.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: It was damn good, very good.
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: A man, I had a five. Yeah, I spent so much.
- 1:06:40Speaker 4: I spent the most money on dinner. No, so yeah,
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: actually who do we name? I don't think he's gonna
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: ask for it.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: But he put the she was heavy. I'm like, what
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: the Oh my god, damn dropping bricks curls like the
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: balance actually the weight of the card, Like.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: What the.
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: But but I see the fucking Yeah, that a five
- 1:07:09Speaker 4: Wagy was his life changing.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Man. You got it as an You got the wagon.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: They had the wagon trying a little slippery his I
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: was melted, melted in your mouth. I've never had anything
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: like that. I was like, this is some good ass steak.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: That was like yr that was insane. Yeah, you know,
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: all the food was good there. I couldn't finish it though.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: It took me out. Man, I scarfed it down. I
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna finish this steak. That y'all.
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: That calamari there insane.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: That was the best calamari had.
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: Yeah, that calamaria was nuts.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: Easily the best calm. That's right.
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: That's probably the best I've ever had. My my best
- 1:07:52Speaker 4: with South Beach.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: No. I always said that he didn't get southey, so really.
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: It was like that.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: Yeah it was Wait, I never gave you no little
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: easily the best comment when we went up there. I've
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: only been up there like once or twice. Yeah, Southeast
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: food was really really good. Yeah, I think now the
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: one time it was for your going away party, and
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: then the other one was when we took the picture.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: Remember with MJ. Was that was your goal? That wasn't
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: your goal?
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: That was two different times.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Oh shit, all right, that's why. Yeah, that's when we
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: smoke in front of that church. Yeah, hit the church
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: right next to South smoking in front of the church.
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: We yeah, we actually we noticed that we were front,
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: so we moved on to the side a little bit
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: because you know, growing up Christian you can get a
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: little traumas.
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: Just shifted a little bit because you can't see you
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: moving twenty feet to the left. Jesus can only see
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: you straight away. He don't look to the left and
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: the right. There's no peripher crazy got on the horse
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: blinders because he's focused on South Asia. Yeah, I easily spent.
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, that it was crazy. And then afterwards
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: we went to like she Goes beneath Us.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: Last Nigga made up the Nacho lost Chicos beneath us.
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: It was just cheek us beneath us.
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: We're beautiful ladies. And then we went home and well
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: I went home in the morning, y'all had another day,
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: y'all hanging out.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: Yeah, just a cool little touristy day, very touristy, walking around,
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: took pictures, something crazy. Yeah, we did a fly every thing,
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: like we said, got some food. I was ramen that
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Romen was slamming. We went to a place called the
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Army had been there. It's called Best Friend and it's
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: like a Korean Mexican fusion. But it was dope because
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: the front, like the storefront of it looks like an
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: arcade slash, like eighties retro bar. So like I didn't
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: even realize. First of all, I'm high at this time.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: I didn't even realized we were there, and it was
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: like we could just sit here. I'm like wait, this
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: is a table. So we sat down ate there, super
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: good food. What did y'all? What did you chef rate
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: the rest of that week? Bruce Bruce, they had smoked
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: it before I even said anything to him to tell
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: you that you, yo, I forgot the weed in the back.
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: I was all right, bet I let him know. I
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: think I got up maybe like an hour after that
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: to finally get up and like clean. I was like, yo, Bruce,
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: like there was a bag of weed. He's like, nigga,
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: we smoked that.
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: Good because like, like, first of all, there was there
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: my kind of guy too, because the niggas smoke and
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: get down.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: I'm like, we was in that backyard, chief, and I
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: knew y'all would hit it off. Yeah.
- 1:10:31Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this is great. He Bruce saw me.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: We I have one blood rotation, right, and I guess
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: he's rolling one and then I pull out another one
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: and then Bruce going another one.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: He's like this niggagain. I'm like that I do buddy,
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: that nigga Bruce can roll him a blunt. That is
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: once they saw that. They because I think he knew
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: that it was yours. He was like my glass, So.
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: Yeah, real, I was like, I just left it. I
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: was like I brought too much. I was like, I
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: didn't smoke nearly as much as I thought I would.
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: It was like a three pack of mini p rolls
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: and then another individual big one.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: So I was like, man, just got it.
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: No, I'm not not risking that because they definitely had
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: the dog there.
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: Yeah they didn't.
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: They definitely had the dog there at the airport.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, I didn't get on the
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: plane yet. Sorry, Oh my bad. I didn't know. I
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: can do that. I didn't. I can interstate drug traffic.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: They ain't looking for a week allegedly.
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: Okay, hey, man, I got people in high places.
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: They know things. Yeah, but he said they smoked, right, Yeah,
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: that was a good time. Man left the next day
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, and now we're here and now we're
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: here here, how we're here? Got back and you got play?
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: Yeah I got back today. What time?
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: What time you get here?
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: Seven? You drop me off like a little four seven? Okay.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: I think I made it back for my house about
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: like seven thirty. First time seeing La Montaus by the way. Yeah,
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: that hill he speaks up is very real. It's not
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: a game, and it's not a joke. I was like,
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: you cut Daddy's Like, I hire somebody for that now,
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: not anymore. No, that hill was treacherous. I don't even
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: know why they built it like that. Yeah, that was crazy.
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: They had literally went got into bed, went to sleep,
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: and I woke up at four fifteen. I was like,
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: what the fuck happened?
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: That gift I sent in the chat that that was
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: me waking up four or fifteen.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: I don't know why I didn't send an alarm, but
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: I said alarm for three o'clock. It went off. I
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: turned that shit off. I was exhausted. I'm like, nah,
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: I can I'll get up with when my body's hats
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: get up. That was all day exactly. He slept all day.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Mind you.
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: I slept fine on the plane, but I just like.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: It's a different it's a good it's not a real sleep.
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: I can hear my music the whole time, and it's
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: only it was only four hours. That's not a traveling sleeping. True,
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: I can hear my music the whole time. I was like,
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: I'm still sleeping. That's just sleep.
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: That's like just time time filler.
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: Yeh essentially, well, like when you sleep on a plane,
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: like it's not even just like it's almost.
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: Like, yeah, you didn't want to sleep away planes where
- 1:13:17Speaker 4: they actually get like a little bed in like a
- 1:13:18Speaker 4: little door.
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: Bro, if I had, if I ever slepting one of them,
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: that's probably the best sleep I ever got. Probably horizontal
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: on a plane, probably it could be nice. Well, yeah,
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: I got some questions for you all, all right, First question,
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: is there any knowledge y'all just have ingrained in you?
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: You don't think about it, but whenever it comes up,
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: you know it. Combat life saving is just in me
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: and I didn't realize it until my boy asked to
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: help with his ROTC test. Okay, so I guess the
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: question is is there anything that's just ingrained in you
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: that you know and you don't even have to think
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: about it? How many feet in my five eight? I
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: guess I guess like particular subject matters. I mean for
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: it to come the question is it have to come
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: up for us to just realize it?
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of these like like I feel like,
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: I guess can can anything having.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: To do with like like IDs and stuff? I know? Now?
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: True?
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: I just whenever you need like points of identification pretty
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: much like that that could just be, I'm gonna know that.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: How many is my Social Security card? Your social is
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: social Security card?
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: Is?
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: I think it's one? Okay, it's one point? What about
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: a piece of a male one? Okay? Passport for driver's license? Four? Okay? Okay?
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: Credit card is that is? That? Is that? Two? I
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: believe it's the one or two? Okay? My not is useless?
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: Like college players? What I'm saying that talk about Gardners?
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: I was like, you want to watch it? Right? Everybody
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: was like, I don't know. Washington, I was like, I
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: was like, I'm pretty sure he's a cooker. Play the game.
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, he's a cooler anyway. Definitely, definitely,
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: that's my very green knowledge. Okay green, Yeah, oh I know.
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: Keenan Keenans is like, uh, I know. I ain't gonna
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: say it though.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: Is mediocre artists like albums? Not mediocre, but like lets
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: you know, artist album catalogs. When you told me when
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: you were talking about Floor Rid his third album, hey,
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: when you track three on Jesse McCartney's second album, What
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: the Are You talking to The March was a very
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: good album.
- 1:15:42Speaker 4: I can't wasn't very alright.
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: That's that's when Jesse winning a little black for a
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: little bit. He dropped off Leaving first.
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: We can't don't sleep. We can't sleep on that you
- 1:15:55Speaker 4: can't sleep Corbyn Blue his debut album.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: You think Aaron Carter? Oh, I don't know Aaron, he said,
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: all right, p Jesse McCartney, Man, it's very good. I'm
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: not Mike, You're not you you good.
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: We'll find out straight.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: Yeah. That was a good album, man, how the fun?
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: That was really his second album. I think that was
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: his third departure. You said, third album, Yeah, right, yeah,
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: that's that's that's when he linked up with Sean Garrett.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: When and I'm looking at the prduiser.
- 1:16:33Speaker 4: Leaving produced by the Dream. He had t paint on
- 1:16:36Speaker 4: that joint. Hell yeah, bro body Language.
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: Second album. Second single from that album, that was Cruisy.
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: Yeah that was That was Jesse McCartney's uh journals album.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: Oh really? Yes? Okay, hmm, that's a I forget how leaving,
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: I have refreshment. Let's to that next question looks like
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: not even a question, just praise.
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: So let's say discover this podcast off the clip of
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: the first ninety percent of a BJ or the last
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: ten been a listener since I've been going back to
- 1:17:12Speaker 3: listen to older episodes, and the Panera bread stuff is
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: just gut busting funny.
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: Love the pod.
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: Keep the episodes coming. JB from Texas.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: Shout out to JB and all our Texas listeners, all
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: our Texas.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: You got a lot.
- 1:17:27Speaker 4: Oh and he's likely never come back again.
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: Yeah good stuff. Yeah exactly, So shout out just m
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: Carnin and shouto out of Texas. Shout out to Texas.
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: I was listening to both.
- 1:17:41Speaker 3: Next question, it's about the Toush push, but also asking
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: Toush push did not get banned. But what's your guy's
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: thoughts on banning the Toush push.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: I think it's soft. Yeah, the more so I think
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: it's soft. But also I get what people were saying.
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: They feel like it's more of a rugby style play.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: I think it might have been you that was like,
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: defensive defensive players can't push each other, so offensive player
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: should be able to do it either.
- 1:18:07Speaker 4: Which that's that's the best argument I've heard that. The
- 1:18:10Speaker 4: since I've heard it, I'm like, Okay, that makes sense.
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: That made sense to me. I was like, oh yeah,
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: I forgot you couldn't do that. Yeah, But my thing
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: the play would still work with or without that right without,
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: but just banning just keep on doing it, Yes, because
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: there's teams who can't even successfully do it, and that's
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: and that's why you shouldn't ban it. If if if
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: you had all teams that did it and they were
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: all successful, it's like, okay, you can ban it. But
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: we've seen plenty of teams attempt to run it like
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: baying buffalo and they can't. But there's other factors to
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: it too, in my opinion, the people being in the
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: neutral zone. The Eagles line up in the neutral zone
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: almost every time they do it. Yeah, they don't need
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: they don't need to enforce it, say the center olders,
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the center has the ball like under his shoulders.
- 1:18:51Speaker 4: It's supposed to be the plane can't pass.
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: You have to think come September, you know they're going
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: to be looking for that.
- 1:18:57Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Well, but it could be one of those
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: things where they instill a new rule, they do it
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: for a couple of weeks, then once it's later in
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: the season, it's like it's time to actually get serious,
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: so we just let some things slide.
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: I think it would get penalized a lot more. I
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: mean it will y'all don't have to do that for
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: it to work. You don't have to push him. You
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: don't have to be off side or in the neutrizone.
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: It either way. You got Jalen and the two guards
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: right right, and we get Van Sooomer in back.
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: I don't know, well, I don't know.
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: Man on the way, hopefully not. Someone's gonna get hurt.
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: It's gonna be a running back.
- 1:19:40Speaker 4: That's just the way things work.
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: What team goes, that's what could be. It could be. Yeah,
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: it sucks. He had to be him. Oh we need
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: to get him on the blank. No, we don't. No,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: don't shout out.
- 1:19:59Speaker 4: If you're good, you have to shout out a J.
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: Dillon. He's not as nice as a quanting that nigga,
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: get me ring. I'm not shouting him out either, because
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: A J. Dillon and have a lot common presidential but
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: a J. Dillon enough has watched clips of the pod.
- 1:20:16Speaker 3: Yeah, so shout out support, shout yeah, next question, yeah,
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: next question. If them blood spin the block on Keenan,
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: are you helping him or making him prove the validity
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: of his story.
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: You've got to prove that. I mean, regardless, I'm going
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: to help, but before I would like, I didn't help.
- 1:20:40Speaker 4: It was one on one exactly.
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: Oh Evenyeah, but he got jumped. Now, I never jump.
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: Never said I got jumped, definitely never said I got jumped.
- 1:20:48Speaker 4: I said I got uh sneak attacked because I didn't
- 1:20:53Speaker 4: see him coming behind me with the blade.
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't good jump. And once he cut me
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: curve stopped the motherfucker. Bite the curb, bitch.
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: Yeah you did all that, keenan.
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: I ain't make him bite the curb all right. Then
- 1:21:10Speaker 4: I beat his ass.
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: That's that's all we need.
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: And he couldn't go tunnel bike. There's no snitching mm.
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: Hmm, street rules. Yeah, he wasn't a civilian. Yeah, Kitty
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: would never get that. He wouldn't. Sorry.
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: Our next question, big beater he and fellow Michael. Uh,
- 1:21:35Speaker 3: what's something that pisses y'all off? Even if it doesn't
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: happen directly to you. People that take their dogs places
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: where dogs aren't supposed to be. Leave your fucking animal home.
- 1:21:43Speaker 3: So there was this leave your animal home. There was
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: a woman with her service dog in the airport this morning, yeah,
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: or last night when.
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: I saw a lot of servant dogs.
- 1:21:52Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, and Keenan was so upset just because the
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: dog would look kind of scared, like it was just
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: looking around like.
- 1:21:59Speaker 4: Which ware if it was a service animal, it wouldn't
- 1:22:02Speaker 4: be as frightened like that because it would be used to,
- 1:22:05Speaker 4: you know, helping the person that's.
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: Supposed to be with. That's like having a pussy bodyguard.
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, why are you dragging the emotional support
- 1:22:16Speaker 3: service dog? Not like a I need help seeing service dog.
- 1:22:21Speaker 4: A service dog is a service dog, so they should
- 1:22:23Speaker 4: be fine being in places like I assume they have
- 1:22:26Speaker 4: different training because if it's an emotional support mostly I'm
- 1:22:32Speaker 4: not gonna say mostly, but I would guess that somebody
- 1:22:34Speaker 4: might need some emotional supporting big crowds. But this dog
- 1:22:37Speaker 4: literally was laying down and she's dragging a dog through
- 1:22:40Speaker 4: the airport. I'm like, this dog doesn't want to be here.
- 1:22:43Speaker 4: You just went on Amazon and bought a jacket that
- 1:22:45Speaker 4: said support animal. And and since you can't ask if
- 1:22:48Speaker 4: it's actually support animal, they just do this ship, leave
- 1:22:51Speaker 4: your fucking animal home.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: No, you need like medical document, No you don't sure.
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: I'm positive, really, I'm positive. You're not allowed to ask
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: if it's a support animal.
- 1:23:00Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: About that, but okay, something I hate, even if it
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: doesn't happen to you. Two things when restaurants run out
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: of food and when people stop for Walmart readers. Oh,
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: I hate that. It makes me uncomfortable. No, like if
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: we're walking out and they said, let me see your
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: receipt and like you stop. Are you're stealing something? You
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: don't have to stop? You don't, but I would never.
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: What about not there's not a law that says you
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: have to do that. See, I don't even know that.
- 1:23:32Speaker 4: I don't even know that exactly.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: What if it's a store policy? The only okay, so
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: the law is they can stop you if they suspect
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: you of stealing, right if they're just checking just to see,
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: I'm not stopping. I'm just gonna keep on. I'm good. Yeah,
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. M hm. That's that's just mine.
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Okay, I'm gonna keep that in mind. Mine
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: is stop. This is not against the law. Mm hmmmm.
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: I don't know what I got. Something doesn't happen directly
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: to me, but it's probably got something to do with kids.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: Kids are acting up when they're happy. There was a
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: baby screaming in the sphere. I was like, this is
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: really kind of blowing my mood. It was a crying
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: on the plane. That's okay, no, but it's like it's
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: like not a baby.
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: It was like a toddler, like something like somebody that
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: if you told it to shut the fuck up, it
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: would know what it meant and it would do that.
- 1:24:30Speaker 2: But the mom is just doing the other ship, trying
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: to appease it, like oh, you know, she's Mexican. My ma,
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: my man, my man, my man, Like yo, tell them
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: to shut the fuck up please.
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: And it's like a family.
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: It's like eight of them, and they're all sitting in
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: different sections of the plane. Like one boy keep getting
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: up and getting in the middle of the aisle to
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: fucking give chips to the other one, and then that
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: one's going back to give chips, like and crawl and
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: over each other.
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: Just make shut up.
- 1:25:05Speaker 7: They were speaking Spanish, okay, and that's not wrong with it,
- 1:25:09Speaker 7: but it's like, wow, shut up, God, damn you know
- 1:25:18Speaker 7: what yo?
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: I think you know now, there's people conversations that don't
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: understand conversation level, people that don't understand social situations, like
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: when it's time to like they have a real conversation
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: or when it's not. Like on the ride on the plane.
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: Right there, it was this couple behind me. I don't
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: know whether they been drinking at the airport before the
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: plane or what. They would not shut the fuck up
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: for any thing. Loud, just like, oh my just loud,
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: Oh my god. And then they like they roped in
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: the person next to me in their conversations. And now
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: it's like a three way and I'm just in the
- 1:25:58Speaker 2: fucking in the cyclone of fucking white.
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: Did you not have every white small talk?
- 1:26:03Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're so loud they sound like fucking Jimmy
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: Neutron's teacher. Yeah.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: You go to Penn State too, all right, my friends
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: go to Northwestern. I like, bring on the Pench State.
- 1:26:16Speaker 4: They just don't get it because they don't fucking go there.
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: Dun't bench.
- 1:26:20Speaker 4: Of course, they don't get it.
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: They just don't get it. They don't get the school spirit. Yeah, bitch,
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: because they don't fucking go there. Yeah, I'm gonna go
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: to Duke and fill all this pride. Bitch, I never
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: win me.
- 1:26:32Speaker 4: I don't give the fun. I want to piggyback your
- 1:26:37Speaker 4: conversation thing. I hate people. Now, of course it doesn't
- 1:26:41Speaker 4: directly affect me. But why are you walking in public
- 1:26:43Speaker 4: pace places on speakerphone?
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: Oh, you don't hate me. Why are you on speakerphone?
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: So you're anti black for what? So you can hear?
- 1:26:53Speaker 4: Put it up to your ear. There's a speaker. There's
- 1:26:58Speaker 4: a small speaker at the top of everybody's phone. If
- 1:27:00Speaker 4: you put it up to your ear, I promise you
- 1:27:02Speaker 4: you can hear. But also they're just speak your phone option.
- 1:27:05Speaker 4: Why do I need to hear your conversation so I
- 1:27:07Speaker 4: can hear you better? You think that can make so?
- 1:27:11Speaker 4: And the things don't have it up to the ear,
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: it will be out here.
- 1:27:13Speaker 2: And because now it's on speaker Now, now I see
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: when people are talking, they doing it like this. No,
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: at that point, just take off speaker phone and put
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: it to your ear. Nah, because sometimes it's when it's
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: speaker it's louder.
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: It is loud, and because it's projecting everybody. Well, well
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: then you know what you do? You know what you do.
- 1:27:31Speaker 4: They have these little things called earbuds.
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: Put them in your ear. Nah, it's better. Like if
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: I'm talking, if I'm walking like this, sometimes it's harder
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: to it's harder to focus. When the phone is up
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: to your ear. It's easy to focus, it's easy, harder
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: to focus on what if I can see more? You
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I don't have Jesus off like this.
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: I'm blocked off this way. I can't even see Keenan
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: right now, but I can see him if I do this.
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: Okay, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: And then another thing I hate is people that just
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: honk their horns at the slight inconvenience of traffic. Patient
- 1:28:05Speaker 4: drivers drive me fucking in shame, and we're gonna get there.
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: We're in traffic, motherfucker.
- 1:28:12Speaker 4: Do you not understand traffic?
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: And so that means it's to say, traffic in this lane,
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: and in this lane, motherfucker, you're trying to rush ahead
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: of me. He looks bro literally this morning, after I
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: calm the fuck down. First of all, so dropping off Keenan.
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: Niggas are beeping when you can literally see the construction happening.
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: It's right there in front of Why are you beeping?
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: There's nowhere to go. There's a fucking tractor tractor going
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: across the road.
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: What are you beeping at? And then after that, I
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: dropped Keenan off. We're literally a block. I think we
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: made it a block. A car behind me has to
- 1:28:45Speaker 1: make a right, but it's a red light. I'm going straight.
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: This nigga goes around me and makes it right while
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: the light going this way is green. He just didn't
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: want to wait for his turn or from our light
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: to turn green where I went straight and he can
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: make it right. Bro, I don't get it, bro, just Philly.
- 1:29:05Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say y'all a bad drivers, but y'all
- 1:29:07Speaker 4: and considerate drivers in Pennsylvania, they all suck PA drivers.
- 1:29:12Speaker 4: Every Pennsylvania driver sucks dick literally on the road, on
- 1:29:16Speaker 4: the road, every single one.
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: Every If you got your license in Pennsylvania or New York,
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: you suck dick as a driver period. New York City
- 1:29:27Speaker 2: or New York City. I'm sorry, New York City. Can't
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: speak for them niggas in Albany, but you niggas in
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: New York City and Pennsylvania horrid PA drivers.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: To me, they just can't drive period. New York drivers
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: are skillful, but they're so impatient that you being skillful
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: doesn't make you a good driver just because you can mean.
- 1:29:49Speaker 4: That still means you can't drive.
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: It doesn't make you a good driver, like you're not
- 1:29:54Speaker 2: you're just being a menace because patience, patience is necessary
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: to being a good drivers, like you're just like being
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: an impatient golfer.
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: You can't do that. You can't be in a patient
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: golfer and be good. Like just because you can drip
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: your car doesn't mean you're a good driver, like you're
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: not good at being around other people, Like.
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: Oh my god, I switch lanes quick, all right, but
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: you still two cars at him face, Calm down, Calm
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: the fuck down.
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: You're not getting any fucking where. And then you want
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: to know what I love. I love when they do
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: all this maneuvering.
- 1:30:32Speaker 4: To meet me at the same the same at the
- 1:30:34Speaker 4: same light, and I'm looking at this I I I
- 1:30:37Speaker 4: love to look at him.
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: I love at him.
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: I have to see this motherfuck face. I gotta look
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: in there, fucking I have to. I have to see
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: this cocksucker's face.
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: I have to do it. I have to do it.
- 1:30:50Speaker 4: It's like, did that make you feel better? Did that
- 1:30:52Speaker 4: make you feel better?
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: Like? Bro? Like they tried, he tried, they tried, That's all.
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: And then you know when you catch him in they're
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: looking straight ahead.
- 1:31:02Speaker 4: I'm like, nah, nah, no, keep that.
- 1:31:04Speaker 1: I wish I wish I was mister and mister uh,
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: what's what's not? Mister incredible?
- 1:31:11Speaker 4: This is a fantastic So I can just knock roll
- 1:31:14Speaker 4: down the window to stretch on my arm.
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: I'll just knock on their window.
- 1:31:18Speaker 4: So where are you going?
- 1:31:19Speaker 2: Yeah, in a rush, and all I'm gonna say. I'm
- 1:31:22Speaker 2: not gonna say. I'm not gonna I'm gonna say this
- 1:31:24Speaker 2: one thing, okay, and I'm gonna leave alone. I'm not
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: gonna go deeper.
- 1:31:28Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: Driving stereotypes are very real. That's all I'm gonna say. Okay,
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: those are the one stereotype got some truth to it.
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: But we'll dive into deeper in that.
- 1:31:43Speaker 4: All right, We'll leave it right there.
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: Next question, not a question, but shout out to this person.
- 1:31:49Speaker 3: They said, your frequent listener. Could you shout me out
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: for my twenty first It's April seventeenth.
- 1:31:57Speaker 4: Still twenty one, Happy birth happy birth man, appreciate you?
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: Do They put her name? Yes, well, happy birthday? Twenty
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: first birthday.
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: Guy or gal or non binary day them or day
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: them mm hmmm, or date them?
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: You know. Fuck, this is June in April twenty first
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: was Monday. What can we do next?
- 1:32:27Speaker 4: Question?
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: What's the earliest y'all got left at home alone? And
- 1:32:30Speaker 3: what's the earliest you'd leave your kid at home? Love
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: y'all try to fuck up keenan?
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: The earliest probably twelve.
- 1:32:38Speaker 3: I think we answered how long though, like for like
- 1:32:41Speaker 3: it doesn't say I guess you could what fourth grade
- 1:32:44Speaker 3: stipulations to it?
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: Fourth? Yeah that's fourth grade?
- 1:32:47Speaker 4: Fifth grade?
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: Probably around then, because that sounds right. I remember I
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: got two younger brothers too, so it was like not
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: just leaving me alone, leaving two things alone too, true,
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: So yeah, it was really around Like, but wasn't your
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: mom always working for sixth grade? Wasn't your mom always
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: working from what where she was? Now? My mom used
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: to work in Philly? Okay, yeah, she's working Peico Energy.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: She was always going to work. Fourth and sixth grade
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: is when I started to get left overnight. I think
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: I think you could handle that in like, I didn't
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: get eighth grade, ninth grade. I didn't get left going
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: until like high school for real, ninth grade, ten, maybe eighth.
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: My mom was not doing that, not at all, because
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: my parents got divorced going into middle school, so I
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: was like, oh, if we're not gonna be home, you're
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: just going to your dad's house. Wow, Well, there it is.
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: You got that damn loophole. You get two bedrooms, two Christmas.
- 1:33:38Speaker 4: Is all this, and you'll never be alone, skin.
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: Alone, but you'll always be lonely damn. Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
- 1:33:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds about like fourth ish grade around one thing,
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: once you hit the double digits.
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, twelve, thirteen, so.
- 1:34:06Speaker 4: On once the earliest you would leave your kid. The
- 1:34:08Speaker 4: second part of their question probably the same.
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: Yeah, not earlier than ten. Actually fourth grade was ten
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, so yeah ten. Yeah. Oh I was
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: gonna say leave the malone around twelve. Yeah, consistently I
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: had to think, yeah, because these six years Yeah, so
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: that's sixth grade twelve? Yeah, yeah, I think twelve. Yeah. Ten.
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: If I'm like running to the store and back, you
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: can hang out. I hope I'll be back by.
- 1:34:33Speaker 4: The time you use sixth grade, I'd be like, all right,
- 1:34:35Speaker 4: I should feel safe enough to leave your home.
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: Yeah. Next question, quick question, when's the last time your
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: parents apologized to you? Never your parents? Who last time?
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: I won a lot of them. What, yeah, last time
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: they apologized?
- 1:34:58Speaker 4: Mm hmm my parents.
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: I don't think my parents have ever had a reason
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: to even apologize to me though as an adult. Yeah,
- 1:35:05Speaker 1: they've never done anything for me, Like my mom should apologize.
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: When's the last time she did it? Even that's not
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: an adult. Never, my mom has never ever apologized to me.
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: But there's never. I can't think of a reason where
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: it's like, my mom just say sorry. Yeah, I think
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: I think my mom.
- 1:35:22Speaker 4: My mom apologized to me when she was whooping me
- 1:35:24Speaker 4: when I was like her first grade and she.
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: Hit the tip.
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: She hit the tip with with her with the belt,
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: made your nice dinner after I don't know if I
- 1:35:33Speaker 2: don't know if I even remember that.
- 1:35:34Speaker 4: Everything blacked out. She just remember the tip get hit.
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: I just I remember her saying sorry. What she didn't
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: say sorry? She just cooked for you. No, No, I
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: do remember saying. I don't know, but I remember, oh,
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: I'm sorry, baby, like she stopped her conversation and everything.
- 1:35:50Speaker 1: Now that's what parents would do it. They were like,
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: dinner's ready downstairs, not ain't hungry? Or what did you
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: say you wanted?
- 1:35:56Speaker 4: My ass hurts? Would you say you wanted that game?
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: Right, I'm about to go to block Buster. You want
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: to come.
- 1:36:08Speaker 4: All of a sudden, we got McDonald's money. Now, how's
- 1:36:12Speaker 4: that game you show video people?
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: We can't go to block Bus. I want to smash
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: brother and an extra controller by my cousins. My cousins
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: said they can. When they can, make sure you get
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: them my letter call, get them a man.
- 1:36:27Speaker 4: Get them get with a sticky button. Know that so
- 1:36:34Speaker 4: they know they're inferior to me.
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't you like it? Lights up?
- 1:36:38Speaker 4: It's see through?
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: So mad cat controller? Holy ship, remember that it's teal
- 1:36:51Speaker 1: and clear. That ship was so ass So we sud
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: memory cards with one hundred and one hundred and twenty
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: megabytes on it. Set it on it stone age. They
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: don't know struggle twenty megabytes? Like what when you're when
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: you're fucking memory card ran out of space. There's some
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: executive decisions had to be made.
- 1:37:21Speaker 4: No, when you didn't have a memory cards and you
- 1:37:23Speaker 4: had to keep your game.
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: On, that is a real struggle. Yes, that is a
- 1:37:29Speaker 1: real struggle. Are y'all was doing it like that? Y'all
- 1:37:31Speaker 1: just leaving that long way to get in trouble and energy?
- 1:37:36Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's all.
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: You just got to hide it, act like it's not
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: even on you here. The PS two though.
- 1:37:42Speaker 4: Should at some point it's coming by my Nintendo sixty four.
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: It will sound like a turbine. Mm hmmm.
- 1:37:54Speaker 2: Did that a couple of Yeah, I did that with
- 1:37:56Speaker 2: the Nintendo sixty four once where or the game one
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: of them. It's like on Super Smash Brothers said, because
- 1:38:03Speaker 2: you could have unlocked me too as a character, but
- 1:38:06Speaker 2: you had to like play this one match for like
- 1:38:07Speaker 2: twenty four hours straight. It was very weird, very like
- 1:38:11Speaker 2: impossible thing for to ask a young person to do.
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: But I remember I had that gamecub on for like
- 1:38:16Speaker 2: two days straight, and I tell you, you could fire
- 1:38:19Speaker 2: a motherfucking egg on that thing when it was over.
- 1:38:23Speaker 2: Motherfucker you could make some bot you on that bitch.
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: Did you unlock me YouTube? No, I did not unlock
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: you too. Scammed all right?
- 1:38:31Speaker 4: Last question?
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm sorry.
- 1:38:33Speaker 2: You know what happened is because the Smash Brothers, when
- 1:38:36Speaker 2: you have a chance to unlock a character, you have
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: to fight that character and beat it to unlock it.
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: Oh you beat it, so you got to fight it
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: and you lost and I lost.
- 1:38:46Speaker 4: So you just you y'all had to spend twenty four
- 1:38:49Speaker 4: hours for the chance.
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: To fight it and win. So yeah, damn, that's rough.
- 1:38:55Speaker 4: New opponent, Yeah, new challenger, just to get your ass beat.
- 1:39:02Speaker 4: And then once your parents found that you had your
- 1:39:04Speaker 4: game on for forty eight hours, you got.
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: Your ass beat. Yeah, got beating both universes, double apps, whooping.
- 1:39:15Speaker 3: Next question thirty something year old listener here, loyal listener here,
- 1:39:20Speaker 3: deciding to give dating apps one last try. My question
- 1:39:24Speaker 3: is how can I tell if I really bag somebody
- 1:39:26Speaker 3: or not? To me, laughter and having a similar sense
- 1:39:29Speaker 3: of humor is highly important and an indicator of whether
- 1:39:32Speaker 3: I'm going to get along with somebody or not. So
- 1:39:35Speaker 3: it truly befuddles me when I'm messaging with a guy
- 1:39:39Speaker 3: cracking jokes.
- 1:39:40Speaker 1: Oh so it's a woman and he's hitting with me,
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: or and he's hitting me. You probably already know what
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: I'm doing.
- 1:39:50Speaker 3: And he's hitting me with the lmaos, with all the
- 1:39:53Speaker 3: damn o's, so he must think I'm funny, right, And
- 1:39:57Speaker 3: the conversation simply goes nowhere, no meet up, no nothing.
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: Do y'all be sending all these bitches a million o's
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: like that? Am I tripping, please help. That's what I
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: was looking at you the whole time. Women be funny.
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm saying, I'll really be laughing. He's like, I
- 1:40:19Speaker 1: don't want to hit, but I'll be laughing. Yeah, I'll
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: be laughing. Like if you're just funny, then you're funny.
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: But like just because you're funny, I don't want to
- 1:40:25Speaker 1: Like I'm still very selective. Yeah.
- 1:40:29Speaker 2: The dude is like, well, I didn't think that's one thing.
- 1:40:32Speaker 2: I guess that's with friendly dudes. Like niggas will be
- 1:40:35Speaker 2: nice and they'll have conversation, but.
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: It won't go further than that.
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: If we don't, men will never take it a step
- 1:40:42Speaker 2: that they don't want to take it to ever ever. Yeah,
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: like if he want to be with you or he
- 1:40:47Speaker 2: wanted to do something, either did something about now he
- 1:40:49Speaker 2: just suggested something for sure, even if it's on some
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: fun boyd shit like just linking up.
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you will know if a nigga wants to fuck
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: you or not you or just be near. Yeah, you
- 1:40:59Speaker 1: will know. You won't have to question. It wouldn't take long.
- 1:41:02Speaker 1: If you have to question it, it's cooked.
- 1:41:05Speaker 2: Just move on, Stop stop working, stop using your material
- 1:41:08Speaker 2: on people who are not going to really appreciate it.
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: Facts coming from a comedian standpoint, Yeah, man, you're wasting
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: valuable material.
- 1:41:17Speaker 4: You're wasted material.
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 1:41:19Speaker 2: I mean using for practice, but stop giving your best
- 1:41:22Speaker 2: work to you know, unworthy crowds.
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: There you go, that was great. Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah,
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: you get that done. What do you think the timeline
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: is on that before?
- 1:41:36Speaker 3: Like all you're saying like from the first message and yeah,
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: like how long you should give them? Yeah, like you're
- 1:41:43Speaker 3: asking me personally.
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: Yeah, what would you think?
- 1:41:45Speaker 4: What would you think is like and it's a proper
- 1:41:47Speaker 4: time that says like all right, this to finally like
- 1:41:50Speaker 4: link it up.
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: Not to finally meet up, but to see like, Okay,
- 1:41:53Speaker 2: this guy clearly is not it's not interested, you know
- 1:41:56Speaker 2: what I'm saying. If he never asked to initiated meet up, Like,
- 1:41:59Speaker 2: how long shouldn't take?
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: Do you think it should be? Like it's been six
- 1:42:03Speaker 1: a week? Yeah, like no more than two weeks.
- 1:42:06Speaker 4: If y'all are having consistent conversation after a max of
- 1:42:10Speaker 4: two weeks and nobody said, hey let's link up, it's
- 1:42:13Speaker 4: not going anywhere.
- 1:42:14Speaker 1: Yeah, this isn't you Yeah, agreed.
- 1:42:20Speaker 4: Well, but then it also it also changes with proximity.
- 1:42:24Speaker 4: So like if you was in a city where everybody's
- 1:42:27Speaker 4: close ship, I mean you could still Oh yeah, you're
- 1:42:30Speaker 4: saying it should be even less time.
- 1:42:31Speaker 2: Yeah, like because now it's not like it's not you'll
- 1:42:36Speaker 2: have to go a distance.
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's go off the assumption that it's where
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: we live. It's where we live. Like, you're in a
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: suburban area, no more than two weeks, two weeks, no
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: more than two weeks, So we're going to go for
- 1:42:46Speaker 1: suburbs to city week Yeah.
- 1:42:49Speaker 4: Yeah, especially because one you have a lot more things
- 1:42:53Speaker 4: to do within that city, so it's like you can fit.
- 1:42:56Speaker 4: You know, people could be I agree, because that's why
- 1:42:58Speaker 4: I say too real, but so so you you may
- 1:43:02Speaker 4: not meet up in that two weeks, but the conversation
- 1:43:05Speaker 4: of meeting up.
- 1:43:07Speaker 1: Yes, that time when I was single, I played every
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: meet up around my haircut.
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds perfect. You're gonna see me at my best,
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: So that's how you should be coming for every first
- 1:43:20Speaker 2: time meet up.
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, you should always leave with you best for forward.
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: There was some like in between you didn't like them
- 1:43:27Speaker 1: like that.
- 1:43:27Speaker 4: No, it's just that you didn't like them like that.
- 1:43:30Speaker 4: She said he was impressed.
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: You didn't like him like that. You weren't interested. You
- 1:43:33Speaker 1: weren't that interested.
- 1:43:34Speaker 4: If she can't take this, you were going back like
- 1:43:38Speaker 4: I wasn't. I wasn't fresh, but I wasn't.
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: You weren't snuffy. You didn't have RG three. Yeah, but
- 1:43:46Speaker 1: you weren't that here, Like did you have your hair
- 1:43:48Speaker 1: cut when you first make you on? I don't remember.
- 1:43:51Speaker 4: It's not like it was that long ago. It was
- 1:43:53Speaker 4: like three four years ago, that long. Yes, yes, that yeah,
- 1:43:58Speaker 4: we started dating after. Did you get a haircut to
- 1:44:01Speaker 4: meet her? I don't remember? Okay, I don't remember her.
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: Did you get a haircut for DC? For DC? Yeah?
- 1:44:07Speaker 4: Because we was actually doing events in DC.
- 1:44:10Speaker 1: You're alreadygether. That makes sense. He was serial dating at
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: that time. You don't remember what the.
- 1:44:15Speaker 6: No.
- 1:44:15Speaker 4: I wasn't even like she was the only person I
- 1:44:17Speaker 4: was talking to.
- 1:44:18Speaker 1: Everything. I don't get. I mean, that's what you gotta do.
- 1:44:21Speaker 4: You gotta swipe right on everything, and then once you
- 1:44:24Speaker 4: link up, then it's like I don't want that, don't
- 1:44:27Speaker 4: want that, don't want that.
- 1:44:28Speaker 2: It's gonna have some potential. Yes, meet up now, yeah,
- 1:44:33Speaker 2: swipe right on everything.
- 1:44:35Speaker 1: Okay, talk to everything. Well, well, once you said all,
- 1:44:39Speaker 1: you know, it's time to go.
- 1:44:41Speaker 2: And at the end of the day, the day is
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- 1:45:30Speaker 2: next time, same next time, same time, same place.
- 1:45:35Speaker 1: Yep, yep, bye ye No ship.
- 1:45:44Speaker 6: I forgot about that, Yeah, but he didn't say it's
- 1:46:08Speaker 6: the one that Mary is white and wipe rising everybody.
- 1:46:11Speaker 1: Okay, And you know I don't got.
- 1:46:19Speaker 4: Is there's nothing worse than you seeing a bad join
- 1:46:21Speaker 4: in the middle of swiping nose and you actually swipe that.
- 1:46:24Speaker 1: No, He's like, no, she was actually cute. Just wipe
- 1:46:29Speaker 1: right on everybody. That's even, that's fair. I stayed away
- 1:46:32Speaker 1: from those things. Well, that's because you five five brown eyes.
- 1:46:36Speaker 4: Everybody just he's outside so much.
- 1:46:38Speaker 1: It's like there's no point in he ever gotta be outside.
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: That was just got smile and