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Things That Must Go From October 1st, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Things that are bugging you, our dear friends of the program,
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: things that you can't stand no more. So you said,
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put this
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: down on an email and send it to Radio from
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Hell and maybe if they read mine on the radio,
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: it'll it'll make me feel better, and it might even
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: we hear that sometimes these things do actually disappear from
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: people's lives if we if we mention them. So put
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: yours in an email, put a must go on the
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: subject line, Send it to Radio from Hell at X
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  Speaker 2: ninety six dot com.
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  Speaker 3: And Carrie, you want to go Okay, start with a
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: couple from the foot of Mount Doom, your your palatial home.
• 0:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, my wife being so short that she has to
• 0:48
  Speaker 4: get on her tippy toast to reach the stuff at
• 0:50
  Speaker 4: the bottom of the washer.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: Oh geez, or you get one of those.
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: Little stools something.
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  Speaker 4: Also, never realizing that the vent is a big hole
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: from the inside to the outside. This also means it's
• 1:04
  Speaker 4: a big hole from the outside to the inside, meaning
• 1:07
  Speaker 4: a spider can crawl in from the outside into my
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: dryer lint screen. Yes, now I have to be worried
• 1:13
  Speaker 4: about a spider. What I cleaned the train happened?
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  Speaker 3: Oh did it? It happened. Not a black widow, No,
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  Speaker 3: just a spider.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it went up the water spout.
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: This one from Holly things that must go people who
• 1:29
  Speaker 4: leave the live performance before the closing number.
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  Speaker 3: You want to beat the traffic. You paid good money
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  Speaker 3: to sit there.
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  Speaker 4: Sit your uncultured, old white butt out and wait for
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  Speaker 4: the curtain, or buy a ticket to the matinee.
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: Holly says. This one from Paulette.
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  Speaker 4: The airline's changing my flight and not even emailing me
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  Speaker 4: about it.
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  Speaker 3: Mustcow.
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  Speaker 4: I only happen to find out when I logged in
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  Speaker 4: to purchase an assigned seat. I was supposed to land
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  Speaker 4: at four pm. Now it's eleven pm. My parents live
• 1:58
  Speaker 4: at two hour drive from the airport. I can ask
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: my dad to drive me in the middle of the night,
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: so I ended up making overnight accommodations. I'm really annoyed.
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  Speaker 4: Flying used to be fun. More and more to chore
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  Speaker 4: that we pay crazy amounts of money for. Remember free
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: checked in and carry on baggage. Being able to pick
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  Speaker 4: your seat without paying a fee, actual meals on the plane.
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  Speaker 2: That's also back when they made you wear a tie
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  Speaker 2: and a coat.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Paula Morgan says that kid that kicked the back of
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  Speaker 4: my seat the entire flight back from a Hawaii or
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  Speaker 4: more so, the parent and the apparent that allowed it
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  Speaker 4: to happen for seven hours. This one from Zaane my
• 2:35
  Speaker 4: health insurance denying coverage for a weight loss med for
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  Speaker 4: my wife to take out of pocket.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be just under a thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see people who don't wash their hands after the bathroom,
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  Speaker 4: especially right after they eat. Stuart's saying how much happiness
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  Speaker 4: it brings him when he leaves Utah. Hey, Stuart, I
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  Speaker 4: miss Utah. I want me and my family back in Utah.
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  Speaker 3: Don't take it for granted.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see getting the free car wash coupon, but the
• 3:01
  Speaker 4: closest car wash for it is at least a half
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  Speaker 4: an hour away. I guess the car stays dirty. Dezain's
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  Speaker 4: got a huge list here, so well, we'll have to
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  Speaker 4: get to it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, is that it? That's it?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, I'll go next. I've got one of my
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  Speaker 2: own going to a medical provider, and this happened to
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  Speaker 2: me recently. Go to a medical provider, and I'm on time,
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  Speaker 2: and they say, oh, here, fill this out. They give
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  Speaker 2: me a clipboard with a pen on it, and I
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  Speaker 2: look at it and I go, I've been coming here
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  Speaker 2: for years.
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  Speaker 3: You you have.
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  Speaker 2: My name on file, you have my phone number, you
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  Speaker 2: have my email address, you have all of this system.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to fill it out. And I put
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  Speaker 2: it back on the desk and didn't fill it out.
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  Speaker 2: It was just asking me to reiterate everything that they
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  Speaker 2: already know. Let's see this one is, says dear lords,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for letting me listen. Feel free to use my alias.
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  Speaker 3: It's kilroy Uh.
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  Speaker 2: I know that you generally avoid traffic related muscos, but
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  Speaker 2: this really really must go. Anyone who can't understand how
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: those freeway on ramp stoplights work, I get it. Most
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  Speaker 2: of them only allow one car per green light, but
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  Speaker 2: there are a few that allow two per green light,
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  Speaker 2: with a yellow light in between each red light. I
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  Speaker 2: happen to have one on the on ramp and Orum
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  Speaker 2: where I work, so every single day I have to
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  Speaker 2: wait twice as long as I need to because eighty
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  Speaker 2: percent of the people aren't paying attention and only a
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  Speaker 2: single car proceeds at each green yellow light. But what's
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  Speaker 2: worse is when I finally get my turn and proceed
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  Speaker 2: through the yellow light as the second vehicle. The car
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  Speaker 2: next to me often lays on their horn like I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing something wrong. Apparently they think that I'm doing something
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  Speaker 2: wrong when I'm just following the rules. Makes me angry.
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  Speaker 2: Please make that go. Lord Love Kilroy from the most
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  Speaker 2: Pleasant of Groves of ps G Show says, Hey, this
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  Speaker 2: one says hi, all, don't use my name. I have
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: only one thing that must go. I work in an
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  Speaker 2: office with a dress code. Several coworkers in my department
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  Speaker 2: rarely follow the dress code. Yet the one Friday I
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: decide to wear a T shirt, I get a lecture
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  Speaker 2: about following the dress code and the importance of looking professional.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, people, either make everybody follow the policy or
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  Speaker 2: let those of us who do have a casual day
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  Speaker 2: once in a while. Thanks for letting me listen. And finally, this,
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  Speaker 2: when Costco employees scan my items even though I decline
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  Speaker 2: to have them scan my head Wait a minute, when
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: Costco employees scan my items even though I decline to
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  Speaker 2: have them scan my items, leave me alone and stop
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  Speaker 2: rushing me and let me listen to music. When I
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: have my headphones on. It means don't disturb me. What okay?
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: Oh all right, Gina, geez.
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  Speaker 5: I will do this all of football season. Football fans
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  Speaker 5: who have to deal with oh yeah, for college football
• 6:02
  Speaker 5: and NFL games that are different every week and you
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  Speaker 5: have to buy different ones or get free trials and
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  Speaker 5: then remember to cancel them. I hate it. I hate it.
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  Speaker 5: I hate it. Let's see, hello, lords, Hello, here are
• 6:16
  Speaker 5: some things that must go. Unruly saran wrap must go.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, never find the edge of it. And deli
• 6:24
  Speaker 5: employees that don't put paper between cheese slices as they're
• 6:27
  Speaker 5: slicing them from the block. Right now, I have a
• 6:30
  Speaker 5: big glob of cheese. When I peel the slices apart, they.
• 6:33
  Speaker 3: End up in pieces tasteless.
• 6:35
  Speaker 5: Watermelons must go. I thumped and tapped and thumped some more,
• 6:39
  Speaker 5: but I just didn't choose a good one, and I'm
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  Speaker 5: so disappointed. Yeah, my podcast app not having a speed
• 6:44
  Speaker 5: higher than two times must go. So many podcasts, so
• 6:47
  Speaker 5: little time I can't listen to them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like.
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  Speaker 5: Dogs in the back of trucks. I will say this
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  Speaker 5: until it stops. Please put your pooch inside with you.
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  Speaker 5: We'll get this one.
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  Speaker 3: From in turn damon.
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  Speaker 5: What must Go is the feeling of vertigo when I
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  Speaker 5: pull into a parking space and I still have my
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  Speaker 5: foot on the brake, and then a huge truck on
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  Speaker 5: my left starts backing up and I catch it out
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  Speaker 5: of the corner of my eye, and I feel like
• 7:12
  Speaker 5: I'm rolling. For that split second, I'm able to pick
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  Speaker 5: a picture that I'm gonna have an accident.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait a minute, No, it's just that movie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate when that happens.
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  Speaker 3: And finally, those heello lords.
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  Speaker 5: I would feel so much more at ease if you
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  Speaker 5: could do your magic with this must Go. When I
• 7:26
  Speaker 5: go to get filler injections in my face, I'd love
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  Speaker 5: it if the ladies wore sensible, flat shoes instead of
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  Speaker 5: plodding around in stiletto heels while jabbing my face. Wow,
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  Speaker 5: thank you all.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's kind of sexy.
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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hey hey, honey, put on some high heels and jab
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  Speaker 2: my face, will you