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Ep. 101 Wetting the Toilet Paper and Leaving Some Behind w/ Kimberly and Michael Wall (Privychat 21) · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: You m. Don't you spit?
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>> Speaker B: Big fan, too.
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>> Speaker C: Oh, good question.
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>> Speaker B: Every time.
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>> Speaker D: Spit on it.
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>> Speaker A: Does she?
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>> Speaker B: Well, I'm asking, do you. I think you do.
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>> Speaker C: You spit if you have a bowel movement.
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And things are
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not what you want them to be. To clean
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up. And you don't have flushable wipes.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Or you don't have water handy.
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>> Speaker D: It's like, make your own wipe.
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>> Speaker B: Normally, you don't.
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>> Speaker C: Your saliva is slippery,
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so normally, you don't. It's not an everything, I
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have to admit. Actually, most of the time I do.
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>> Speaker D: That's awesome.
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>> Speaker B: Okay.
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>> Speaker D: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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podcast about bathrooms recorded
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from my home bathroom. And this is kind of a
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podcast first because, uh, I
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am joined by two
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folks this week. Um, and in my home
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restroom. Anna's the only guest who's been in the home
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restroom so far. Um, so this is kind of a
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treat. I have Michael and Kimberly
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wall. Uh, how are you guys?
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>> Speaker A: Hello.
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>> Speaker B: Doing great.
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>> Speaker D: Perfect.
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>> Speaker C: Hi. I am m. Well, thank you.
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>> Speaker D: Awesome. Um, I know
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you guys. I would say a medium amount.
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Pretty, um, good. But I know your children, so it
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counts. Uh, but who are you?
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And people have already heard from Michael, so
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you can just shed it if you want. But,
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um, who are you? Uh,
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how are you guys connected? Uh,
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what's your relation feel? Um, free.
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Either of you go ahead and talk over each other.
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Do whatever you need.
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>> Speaker B: Well, we've been married. August 7 will be 30 years.
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>> Speaker D: You're married.
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>> Speaker B: Married.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Perfect.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, 27? You said 30?
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>> Speaker D: 37.
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>> Speaker B: 30 total.
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1993, August 7.
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>> Speaker D: That's awesome. That's coming up too.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Kind of amazing.
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>> Speaker D: That's super cool. Wow.
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>> Speaker B: And, um, we have two children. Um, adult
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children. David and Bethany.
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Um, we can get into this later. But
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they're adults. They're in their twenty s and on their
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own.
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>> Speaker C: Um, we are empty nesters.
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>> Speaker B: Yes, we are.
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>> Speaker D: Do you enjoy that, or is it still kind of weird?
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>> Speaker B: I've gotten used to it now, for the most part.
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>> Speaker C: We enjoy it. They've been out of the house for a while.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: I don't know. I know when I left, my
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parents were like, this is weird.
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And then they moved over here.
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Your kids kind of went different directions.
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>> Speaker C: Ours are far away.
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>> Speaker B: They're both out of state. Um, and it's been a
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while.
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>> Speaker C: I've gotten used to it. Hard for mom.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah. How about
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dad?
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>> Speaker B: It was difficult.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: That's fine.
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>> Speaker B: Um, it's good. Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Well, it's probably better that it's difficult than
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not.
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>> Speaker B: Because it was difficult.
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And then, of course, Bethany got married. And that was last
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September.
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>> Speaker D: Yep.
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>> Speaker B: So that's almost a year.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Um, no grandchildren on the way yet,
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so far as we know.
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>> Speaker D: Perfect.
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>> Speaker C: Hey, we would love to have grandchildren.
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>> Speaker D: Absolutely. David's still got some extra steps to go,
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huh?
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>> Speaker B: Right on.
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>> Speaker C: Yes.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, but he's doing.
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>> Speaker D: Um. Is he still
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in. Is it Phoenix?
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>> Speaker C: Yeah, mesa. Mesa, greater Phoenix
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area.
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>> Speaker A: Wow.
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>> Speaker C: And doing well.
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>> Speaker D: Wow. Interesting.
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Has he seen the grand Canyon or is it just kind of like it's there
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and it's close, so I don't need to go to it. Have you asked him? You should ask
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him.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, he went that direction. I'm not sure if he
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saw the grand, but he saw something because he went.
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>> Speaker D: That's like,
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because I grew up in Montana and glacier park or not
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glacier, Yellowstone. I've never been to Yellowstone.
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>> Speaker C: Oh, wow.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Because it was there. And I said, yeah, being that close. Yeah, I can go
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anytime I want.
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>> Speaker C: And never have.
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>> Speaker D: Never did. Never been.
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>> Speaker C: Um, time to take your family then. Now you can take your family,
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have memories.
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>> Speaker D: Oh, that. Actually, the kids would love that.
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>> Speaker A: Yes.
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>> Speaker D: Um, so,
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Michael, you've been a custodian
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for countless years. You, uh, could
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probably count them, but, uh, you don't have to if you don't
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want.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, my mind went blank.
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>> Speaker C: Um, 24 plus BBC as
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well.
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>> Speaker B: Um, no, this year will be,
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um.
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>> Speaker C: What is this, 24, 25?
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>> Speaker B: Well, I started in December of 1998 with the
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school district.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah, but he was a
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custodian at BBC.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's right. It'll be 25 years with the school district
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this December and one of the.
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>> Speaker C: Elementary schools there in Boise area.
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>> Speaker D: Really?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I did custodial work for a job when I was at
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BBC for a short time. Um,
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at BBC or at.
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Didn't I? And then I did subbing in
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the school, probably Boise school district. I did some
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subbing for a few.
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>> Speaker A: Huh.
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>> Speaker D: But you. But, Kimberly, you've also kind
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of, I don't know, you've done
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custodial work, both with Michael. Have you done it
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separate from him?
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>> Speaker C: No, just helping him with the last two months.
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Especially helping.
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>> Speaker D: Oh, it's been long.
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>> Speaker C: With his broken arm.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Michael. So you've got a broken shoulder. Do you want to share
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a little bit about, uh, I see you rubbing it. Do you need
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medicine? No, I've got the good stuff in that
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cupboard. They prescribed me some good stuff for
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upcoming things.
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>> Speaker B: Pill or cream?
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>> Speaker D: Uh, pill. I
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could probably find cream.
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>> Speaker B: So it was May 5, um, cinco de
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mayo. I was heading home from work about 1130,
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and I had that accident just
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a single bike.
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>> Speaker D: Being a custodian.
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>> Speaker B: Single bike accident on my way home from work. No car, no other
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bicycle. No other car, no car. Um, and I
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went over on my left side, and I, uh, fractured my
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left upper arm.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Ouch.
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>> Speaker B: Next Monday, July 10, I returned to
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work to the school district.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: You've been two months out.
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>> Speaker B: Almost two months.
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>> Speaker A: Wow.
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>> Speaker B: Eight weeks.
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>> Speaker A: Wow.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, it's gotten better. But I understand
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it'll take, um, could be four to six months before
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you get the total. Like the before the
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accident. Feeling back.
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>> Speaker C: He needs greater mobility and
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strength. It'll take time to strengthen it.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah. Has he milked it at all,
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Kimberly?
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>> Speaker C: Little bit, I guess. I'm
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not sure. He's actually helped me out quite a bit.
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>> Speaker A: Cool.
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>> Speaker C: Doing things that I thought he should not be doing.
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>> Speaker B: Oh. This past in June, I was, uh, I
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was helping.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. In May, it was mean.
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Maybe I did like an hour total worth of work
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for the church. And she took over in May and
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June. So I'm back to the church, though,
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now in July or in June. I
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was doing a lot of some work, too.
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>> Speaker C: He could still vacuum and clean toilets, but I needed to
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do the mopping, uh, or any heavy lifting
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of garbage.
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>> Speaker B: Not anymore, huh? Yeah,
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I just have limited mobility.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Stretching it, stretch it.
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>> Speaker C: He needs to let his wife help him
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stretch it.
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>> Speaker D: So he was a custodian when you all met,
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or was it shortly after?
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>> Speaker B: It was after.
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>> Speaker C: He was a burger king worker. That was my
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first bible college student.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah, that's why you love burger king.
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>> Speaker C: And singing the image of Christ.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, the year we met, I was on the image of Christ, and then
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I came back.
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>> Speaker A: Wow.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, and then in August, we got married.
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>> Speaker D: So you guys met in bible school?
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>> Speaker C: No, he was in bible
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school. I was best friends with his
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younger sister, uh, Kathy.
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>> Speaker B: We met at my parents house in goldendale.
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>> Speaker D: Got it.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, December of 91.
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>> Speaker A: Wow. Correct.
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>> Speaker D: I thought you met at bible school.
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>> Speaker B: Well, I was going to Bible.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: It's different, not in it.
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>> Speaker C: I didn't go to school to get my Mrs. Degree.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah, there you go. You saved money on it,
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which is wise.
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>> Speaker C: Um, I helped put.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Good.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: And then he did youth ministry, which I won't let him.
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>> Speaker A: Even. Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: He tells me every time Ben leaves, he goes,
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well, you're up. And I said, you realize if I take vacation, I'm not
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canceling youth and you're up, then that's how this works.
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Uh, not really.
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Um, well, very cool.
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>> Speaker C: He could do it, probably.
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>> Speaker D: Yes, he absolutely could.
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Um, yeah, ah. So,
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Kimberly, people
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already have heard from Michael, but if you.
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And feel free to make as much noise with that as you
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can, because it's part of the whole thing. Perfect.
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Um, it really is. I do it every episode.
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Um, you.
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What is it that you want to share with folks
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as far as who you are? Um,
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background to give people a picture of you?
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>> Speaker C: Well, I'm very much a small town girl,
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so coming to Albany, living in Albany
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has been challenging, to say the
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least. Sometimes I say that I feel like a
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caged cat and I need to get away to the.
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>> Speaker D: And you're from
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Kuski?
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>> Speaker C: No, I'm actually from a little town
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east of Kuski called Elk City.
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>> Speaker D: Elk City, okay.
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>> Speaker C: Yes. Tucked away in the mountains.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Because Anna and like, got marooned in Kuski.
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And it was one of those weird, uh. Oh, I'm
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from that area. I'm like, who is possibly
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from here?
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>> Speaker C: Uh, Michael calls me a hick from the sticks.
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So I'm proud to wear that name, though. I don't
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mind.
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>> Speaker D: Michael, you need to head out to
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Montana and just go see where I went to high
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school. The town I grew up in has like six
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bars and a chicken joint and, ah, a
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gas station. What town was prairie?
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>> Speaker B: Uh, we toured Montana with the image of Christ.
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Nobody tours, but we didn't even go through.
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Doesn't even ring a bell.
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>> Speaker D: There's not a living soul on this planet that tours
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housing. It doesn't
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even have a post office. They won't give it a post office.
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It is a housing settlement, not a
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development. A settlement of Great Falls, which is where all
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the. It used to be. Where
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all the military people and old people
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retired to and went to for military. Anyway,
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um, so I get the small.
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>> Speaker C: Town thing, but where did you go to high school?
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Sims.
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>> Speaker D: Sims.
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>> Speaker C: And I've driven through. Sims?
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>> Speaker A: Yep.
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>> Speaker D: Sims is out there. It's got a fire station and
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a church that used to be a bar and like a post
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office.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah. Well, little town of Elk
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City.
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>> Speaker D: Elk City is probably larger.
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>> Speaker C: Three bars. Used to have a sawmill. And
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I worked at the sawmill.
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Two churches.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Sims had a church, at least one. I think it had two.
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I think it had a Bible and a catholic church.
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>> Speaker C: Well, we had separate those.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: A baptist church. And then there was a
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catholic priest that came in, but a community church.
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>> Speaker D: Interesting.
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>> Speaker C: And they would meet in the community church.
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Yes.
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>> Speaker D: Interesting. Elk city.
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>> Speaker C: Elk city, Idaho.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: And there's a song that was written about it.
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>> Speaker D: Really? Like by who?
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>> Speaker C: I don't know. The artist's name off the top of my
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head. I can find it for you.
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>> Speaker D: I'll search that up. Um, it'll be
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good.
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>> Speaker C: The first line goes, there's a little bitty town
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at the end of the line of Idaho 14.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. Huh.
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>> Speaker D: I hit a giant rock out there.
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It is way out. Um, well, very cool.
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And so you all met, you're married. Um,
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and now you have been, uh,
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living together and loving every minute
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of it, especially the parts related to where we
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are sitting now, which we're going to get into. Um, but
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kimberly. So we've already heard these from Michael. I
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have a few questions. I'm going to ask you some of them quickly,
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and I'm sure that. Yeah, Michael will
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chime in here because I'm sure he's got some opinions
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on your thoughts. That happens a lot.
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>> Speaker B: Just laugh.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Um, but you already noted, we were talking before, but
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my toilet paper right now is over.
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And you said you're an over rolling.
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>> Speaker C: Off over the top.
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>> Speaker D: Okay, noted, Michael. Uh, why is
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that? Why?
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>> Speaker C: It's easier to grab you don't scratch the
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wall with your fingernails scratching the wall.
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>> Speaker B: You're literally four inches from the. If you
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started with a full roll, it's like four inches from the wall.
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>> Speaker D: All right.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: You know, charmin sells. They don't
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even sell it. It's free. Just pay shipping. Um,
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but it's a roll.
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>> Speaker A: Haven'T.
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>> Speaker B: So it sticks out further.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah, it kicks it out another inch or so.
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>> Speaker B: Because you can get a jumble roll.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah, you can get a big roll.
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>> Speaker C: Well, and Charmin's rolls are, I noticed.
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>> Speaker B: When you first start some of those jumble rolls, they rub the back,
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the wall, the bathroom wall, literally,
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until you roll it enough.
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>> Speaker D: I almost always unroll it
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about ten.
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>> Speaker A: Mhm.
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>> Speaker D: Things before I even stick it on here. M. Like
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if you can't stick your hand behind it anyway.
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>> Speaker B: Cool.
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>> Speaker D: So you're over, um,
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toilet paper
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and feel free to be like, you know what?
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Nah. But your
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process, do you fold it, crumple it?
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What's the process?
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>> Speaker C: When my children were little, we read a book about that.
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The different ways people do it.
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There's a book, a children's book
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about, uh, going to the bathroom and
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bathroom etiquette and how you take care of the
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paper in order to clean yourself.
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>> Speaker B: You're not alone. As a parent, you have
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helps.
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>> Speaker A: Yes. Uh.
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>> Speaker C: I'll just share that. I fold it.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah. It's the sign of an organized
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mind.
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>> Speaker B: Big fan, too.
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>> Speaker C: Oh, good question.
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>> Speaker B: Every time, spit on it. Well, I'm asking,
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do you. I think you do if you have.
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>> Speaker C: A bowel movement and things
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are not what you want
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them to be, to clean up. And you don't have
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flushable wipes or you don't have water
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handy.
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>> Speaker D: It's like, make your own spit.
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>> Speaker B: Normally, you don't.
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>> Speaker C: Your saliva is slippery.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, normally you don't.
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>> Speaker C: It's not an everything, I have to admit. Actually, most of the time,
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I do.
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>> Speaker D: That's awesome.
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>> Speaker A: Okay.
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>> Speaker C: My mama invented that.
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>> Speaker D: Awesome.
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>> Speaker C: Her mama taught her that or something.
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>> Speaker B: That's what I thought.
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>> Speaker D: Spitting on the toilet paper cleans you.
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>> Speaker C: Up way better than water.
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>> Speaker D: That is amazing.
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>> Speaker B: That's a new question. Do you spit or not?
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Have you ever spit on your toilet paper to fashion
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your own?
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>> Speaker B: I bet most people, there's some that do, but I bet
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most don't.
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>> Speaker D: I'm confident.
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>> Speaker B: Unless you're in camping or something in a.
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>> Speaker D: So, Michael, I've asked almost 25 different
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people these questions. Now, this is the first time I've heard
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anything about spit involved. Never has
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there been spit involved. I have one guy
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who's like, I'm a flushable wipes man. Except for he
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doesn't flush them.
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So I'm like, your trash.
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>> Speaker C: It just got, like, third world
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country.
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>> Speaker D: M. Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Yes.
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>> Speaker D: But it's just in restaurants,
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he pulls out his flushful wipes from his.
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>> Speaker C: There you go.
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>> Speaker D: Uh, I'm like, that's wild.
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>> Speaker C: Uh, there are trash bins right there next to the
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privy for a reason.
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>> Speaker D: So this is the thing is, guys don't have
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that. And so he carries the
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ball of, like, poo wipe to the trash by
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the paper towel, which is.
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>> Speaker C: You must wrap it up really well.
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>> Speaker D: Here we are. That's why I was fascinated with this
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thing. Um, I'm glad I can educate
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is I'm. I'm not gonna lie. I am
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gonna try it. I, uh, will be trying it.
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Um, Kimberly, do you use bar soap or
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liquid,
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like, depending on. Is it
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because. I know a lot of people are like, liquid soap has to go for
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hair. That's what that's all about, is that.
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>> Speaker C: No shampoo and conditioner for hair.
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Liquid soap. If you want to use, like, body
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wash,
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what do you call it?
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>> Speaker D: Washcloth?
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>> Speaker A: Loofah.
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>> Speaker C: Loofah thing or the big puffy
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thing. The big, puffy, um,
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netted wash that you would use a body wash
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with.
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>> Speaker D: We use washcloths. They're kind of like
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that. It's like a small towel.
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>> Speaker C: I use washcloths as well.
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I also use a hand mitt.
17:38
So a bar or liquid soap
17:40
works great for a hand mitt, kind of.
17:43
>> Speaker B: Small, doesn't fit my hand too well.
17:44
>> Speaker D: That's kind of like, I feel like I've seen people use those for, like, a
17:47
car, like washing a car.
17:49
>> Speaker C: Similar, but these are
17:52
exfoliating. Hand
17:55
feels good.
17:58
>> Speaker D: For a shower.
17:59
>> Speaker B: Feels good when you have your spouse rubbing your back.
18:02
>> Speaker D: Oh, yeah. How often does that happen?
18:05
You did it.
18:06
>> Speaker A: Not me.
18:06
>> Speaker D: I didn't ask. You said it.
18:08
>> Speaker B: Not too often.
18:09
>> Speaker D: Yeah,
18:13
there you go. Once a month. There
18:16
you go.
18:16
>> Speaker B: We decide.
18:17
>> Speaker D: There you go. Hey, you got a license for
18:20
it, so m. That's right.
18:23
Kimberly, what's your opinion on baths?
18:26
Do you like baths?
18:28
>> Speaker C: I love to take a good, refreshing, cleansing,
18:31
soaking.
18:34
>> Speaker D: You. Do you like baths? I can't remember.
18:37
>> Speaker B: No. I mean, I don't
18:40
shower.
18:41
>> Speaker D: This is why I am m excited for you to be here,
18:44
because so far, Anna's only been another lady
18:47
and she's a big fan of baths. And, uh, most guys
18:50
I talk to are like, uh, I don't know about.
18:54
>> Speaker C: Know need a shower after you soak in the.
18:59
>> Speaker D: And I don't know if it is this, but
19:02
I know there's more women that are going to be willing to say,
19:05
I love baths. I love taking baths.
19:08
>> Speaker B: Calgon, take me away.
19:09
>> Speaker D: What?
19:10
>> Speaker B: Calgon, take me away.
19:11
>> Speaker D: Calgon, take me away.
19:13
>> Speaker B: I don't even know if they make it anymore. It's called calgon.
19:16
It's a bath soap, and
19:19
it's bath soap or whatever they call that stuff.
19:21
>> Speaker D: Calgon.
19:22
>> Speaker B: And it was called Calgon. And
19:25
probably 80s calcium gone. Is that
19:27
calgon? No, Calgon.
19:30
Um, this is an 80s
19:32
commercial. And the commercial goes
19:35
like, the dog, the kids,
19:38
and then the lady's calgon, take me
19:41
away. And the next is a woman's in
19:44
a bathtub, uh, covered with.
19:46
>> Speaker D: Excuse me.
19:46
>> Speaker B: She's in a bathtub. It's got suds.
19:48
>> Speaker A: Ah.
19:48
>> Speaker D: On national television.
19:50
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
19:50
>> Speaker D: Okay.
19:51
>> Speaker A: Um.
19:52
>> Speaker B: And it was Calgon, the bath ladies. It
19:55
was more feminine bath, um, soap.
19:58
>> Speaker D: Interesting.
19:58
>> Speaker C: Was it like a fizzing bath bomb?
20:01
>> Speaker B: It could have been.
20:01
>> Speaker D: Was it a. I don't know. I never used it.
20:03
>> Speaker C: A body bar.
20:04
>> Speaker B: I used to make fun of the commercial. I used to say bubble bath. I used
20:07
to say, like, the dog, the kids, the
20:09
husband. Calgon, take me away. Or the in
20:12
laws.
20:13
>> Speaker C: Calgon, take me away.
20:14
>> Speaker D: Careful.
20:15
>> Speaker B: Anybody from the 80s, maybe into the 90s,
20:18
but the 80s, he didn't have any. I don't even know if
20:21
that time sell it anymore.
20:23
>> Speaker D: When Chris Luckman was on the show, he told me about a
20:26
deodorant named. Sure. Are you aware of this?
20:28
>> Speaker A: Yes.
20:29
>> Speaker D: Really?
20:29
>> Speaker A: Uh-huh.
20:30
>> Speaker D: I had never heard of this.
20:31
>> Speaker A: Sure.
20:31
>> Speaker B: And again, the commercials.
20:32
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
20:32
>> Speaker D: Raise your hand if you're sure.
20:34
>> Speaker B: Raise your hand. Raise your hand if you're sure.
20:36
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
20:37
>> Speaker B: Everybody would raise their hand.
20:38
>> Speaker D: Yeah. And I thought he was messing with
20:41
me again.
20:41
>> Speaker B: I don't think they sell it anymore.
20:43
>> Speaker C: No, they don't.
20:43
>> Speaker D: I've looked.
20:44
>> Speaker C: Another unique thing about me is I
20:47
grew up with no television, so I do not know all
20:50
the commercials and all the jingles to the commercials.
20:53
>> Speaker D: Oak City is.
20:53
>> Speaker C: People in Oak City have televisions.
20:57
My family chose not to.
20:59
>> Speaker B: You're better off there, too.
21:01
>> Speaker D: You're better off for it.
21:03
>> Speaker C: We didn't want to be sitting around wasting our time. I guess that
21:06
was my dad's reason.
21:09
>> Speaker D: I'm guilty of my kids have screens,
21:12
but, man,
21:15
we go out of our way to limit it.
21:18
>> Speaker A: Good.
21:18
>> Speaker D: I see, like, Anna and I get
21:22
triggered. Uh is not the right word. But we see, like,
21:24
kids who are, I would say, of
21:27
a significant age. I'm talking past six, seven,
21:30
eight. Like, they're in school or maybe should be schooled in
21:33
some way. And they're like, sitting in
21:36
restaurants and they can't not have the
21:39
tablet. And that, to me is like,
21:42
we've got a problem.
21:43
>> Speaker C: Yeah. Danger zone.
21:46
>> Speaker D: Yeah. I told the kids, I was like, listen,
21:48
if y'all get to that, they're all like,
21:51
I'm going to make a quick couple hundred bucks selling them on
21:54
Facebook and we're going to be done. Uh,
21:57
yeah.
21:58
>> Speaker B: So baths.
21:59
>> Speaker A: Yes.
22:00
>> Speaker B: The last time I took a bath was, uh,
22:03
a few days, maybe a week after my bicycle
22:05
accident. You said, take a bath and you put Epsom salt
22:08
and I just soaked in the tub.
22:10
>> Speaker C: Yes.
22:11
>> Speaker D: Epsom salt.
22:12
>> Speaker B: Yeah, epsom salt.
22:14
>> Speaker C: Encouraged him to relax.
22:16
>> Speaker B: That was when it was all blowing, start some
22:19
heat.
22:19
>> Speaker A: Bloated.
22:20
>> Speaker B: And it was all multicolored. My shoulder, my arm.
22:23
>> Speaker D: Yeah, it was all purple. It was gross.
22:25
>> Speaker C: You were very swollen.
22:26
>> Speaker D: It was gross.
22:27
>> Speaker B: But see, that felt good. And it was for a reason and for a
22:30
purpose. Um, but, yeah, I don't know.
22:32
>> Speaker C: Had to twist some arm to convince you to do it.
22:35
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
22:36
>> Speaker D: Hopefully not. Hopefully the other arm.
22:38
>> Speaker B: No, the right arm.
22:39
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
22:40
>> Speaker C: Figuratively speaking.
22:41
>> Speaker D: So, related to that. So
22:44
I am big fan of showers, and I spend a lot of
22:47
time thinking about how I can optimize my shower
22:50
experience. Um, so, Kimberly, have
22:52
you ever taken a dark shower? Just shower in the dark,
22:55
no lights?
22:57
>> Speaker C: Um, I'm sure I have, yeah.
23:00
I can't remember the instance or the
23:03
lights are low just because sleepy. I
23:06
just want to shower and get to bed.
23:08
>> Speaker D: Yeah, I probably have, but,
23:11
yeah, almost every time is dark.
23:14
And you can see there's no windows
23:16
in here.
23:17
>> Speaker B: Oh, it's dark.
23:18
>> Speaker D: Really dark. That nightlight is essentially what supplies the
23:21
light during a dark show.
23:23
>> Speaker C: Um, I think we have about a two x three window in
23:26
our bathroom. Quite large, so it can let in
23:29
porch light.
23:30
>> Speaker D: Yeah, our old place had that. And it
23:33
was nice because you didn't have to turn the lights on if you needed them.
23:36
But the dark shower was not super dark
23:39
usually, unless you did it at night. Yes. Um,
23:44
have you ever eaten an orange in the
23:47
shower? As if it was an apple?
23:49
Now, I asked this because
23:52
it's a thing people do. They peel the orange,
23:55
and then instead of eating, like, plugs of the orange, they
23:58
just apple bite the whole.
24:00
>> Speaker C: So your juice is dripping in the. Ah,
24:03
shower with you.
24:04
>> Speaker A: Yes.
24:04
>> Speaker D: It's a thing, uh, it's a thing people do. I
24:07
don't know why. I've done it a couple of times. I
24:10
never tested it, and it was fine.
24:13
I was less worried about mess. Um,
24:16
as a person.
24:16
>> Speaker C: There you go.
24:17
>> Speaker D: As a person with a beard, it was nice because you didn't have to worry
24:20
about that.
24:21
>> Speaker C: But just washes away.
24:22
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Um.
24:25
>> Speaker D: Do you ever enjoy anything like snacks in the shower?
24:28
Snacks or drinks?
24:30
>> Speaker C: I enjoy listening to podcasts in the shower.
24:32
>> Speaker D: Oh, really?
24:33
>> Speaker C: Or listening to Bible in the shower?
24:35
>> Speaker D: Yes.
24:35
>> Speaker C: Listening to music in the shower.
24:37
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
24:38
>> Speaker D: But no food or drink?
24:40
>> Speaker C: No, not typically.
24:42
>> Speaker D: No snacks.
24:43
>> Speaker C: I might bring it into the bathroom and eat it if I'm in a
24:46
rush and I have to go to the bathroom.
24:48
>> Speaker D: Yes.
24:49
>> Speaker C: Eating on the go.
24:51
>> Speaker D: So that is a thing you do occasionally,
24:54
yes. Perfect.
24:55
>> Speaker C: Uh, out of necessity.
24:57
>> Speaker D: Okay, so it's not like, uh, I need to
25:00
use the restroom and grab a snack on the way. It's no.
25:03
Okay. Because I'm
25:05
of that persuasion. There are some foods that are better on the
25:08
toilet.
25:09
>> Speaker C: Well, there are certain instances
25:12
when I don't want Michael to eat my snack,
25:14
so I take it in the bathroom.
25:16
>> Speaker A: With.
25:19
>> Speaker C: Know if I leave it behind, it'll be gone
25:22
when I come out.
25:23
>> Speaker D: No, stop on that
25:27
seafood.
25:28
>> Speaker A: Eat it. Yep.
25:28
>> Speaker D: He's into everybody's snacks all the time.
25:32
You hear this? She takes her snack to the
25:35
bathroom. Just leave her alone. Let her have her
25:37
snack.
25:40
>> Speaker C: Good one.
25:41
>> Speaker D: Michael Hunter. Michael cheapers.
25:44
Hold away in the bathroom.
25:46
>> Speaker C: Somehow we're still married. I'm not sure, uh,
25:50
how that can be.
25:51
>> Speaker D: Hey, 37 years is 30.
25:54
I said 30 this time. 37.
25:58
You heard what you wanted to hear Michael, is
26:01
it not 37?
26:02
>> Speaker B: 30.
26:03
>> Speaker D: Oh, this is fun. You guys are both going to get this too because it's the one
26:06
call now for the week. It's going
26:09
to come through. Uh, I'll listen.
26:11
>> Speaker B: Oh, I'll get it.
26:11
>> Speaker D: I'll listen to the voicemail later.
26:13
>> Speaker B: No. 30 years.
26:15
>> Speaker D: I thought you said 37.
26:17
>> Speaker B: No.
26:20
>> Speaker D: Be even
26:22
330. That's a lot m.
26:26
It is. How do we make one month to go?
26:28
>> Speaker C: Only by the grace of God.
26:29
>> Speaker A: Wow.
26:30
>> Speaker D: Yeah.
26:32
>> Speaker C: His help.
26:33
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
26:34
>> Speaker D: Um, especially if you're eating snacks in the bathroom because Michael will
26:37
leave you.
26:39
Kimberly, have you ever performed a
26:42
waffle stomp? I asked the question looking at
26:45
Michael. Um, do you know what?
26:47
>> Speaker C: I guess I do not know what that is. I know what
26:50
those shoes were called. Or a certain
26:52
boot was called a waffle stomper back really
26:55
back in the 70s.
26:56
>> Speaker A: Mhm.
26:57
>> Speaker C: It had like a vibram sole to it and
27:00
they were called mud and dirt and barnyard debris.
27:03
>> Speaker B: So they were hiking boots.
27:05
>> Speaker A: Yes.
27:05
>> Speaker D: So similar idea. Um, but
27:08
it's essentially you just poop into the bottom of the shower
27:11
and then you stomp it down.
27:13
>> Speaker C: Uh, no, thank you.
27:15
>> Speaker D: So that's a no.
27:17
>> Speaker B: Probably a lot of these questions are, no, that's
27:20
fine.
27:20
>> Speaker D: Um, that's acceptable. Which do you think
27:23
is more acceptable? To perform
27:26
that deed or to try
27:29
and. I don't know who these people
27:31
are because this is retrieve it and put.
27:34
>> Speaker C: It in the toilet.
27:35
>> Speaker D: She guessed you.
27:36
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
27:36
>> Speaker D: Well, that's a thing that people do.
27:38
>> Speaker C: Instead of just like in an emergency
27:41
situation. I would do what I needed to do, but,
27:44
yeah, that would not be pleasant.
27:46
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
27:46
>> Speaker C: I would want gloves on my hand.
27:48
>> Speaker B: You jump out, right?
27:49
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
27:50
>> Speaker D: If you have to go, you get out and go.
27:52
>> Speaker C: Yes.
27:52
>> Speaker D: I'm persuaded that's the way to do it.
27:54
>> Speaker C: If I have that kind of control. I suppose there are times
27:57
bodily.
27:58
>> Speaker D: I think this will be entertaining. Um,
28:01
so the last stomp that I performed was at the
28:04
church.
28:05
>> Speaker C: Gross. In the shower
28:08
and then I'm cleaning up after.
28:09
>> Speaker D: No, I cleaned it. I ensured that
28:12
it was clean. Um, but, yeah, that's
28:15
the most recent stomp for me. We don't need to. I'll say
28:18
it's 2023, though.
28:21
This was before his accident.
28:24
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
28:25
>> Speaker C: So I didn't clean that.
28:26
>> Speaker D: Yeah, I, um, wouldn't have done it if
28:29
I would have known that you would have been cleaning. But
28:32
I did clean it. You didn't even know that's
28:35
how you know I cleaned it.
28:36
>> Speaker C: Well, I know for little children sometimes that
28:39
warm bath water makes them have.
28:42
>> Speaker D: To go um, and some of them float, which is
28:45
always an exploration. The ones that don't float are the
28:48
troubling ones because then they're, like, in bath
28:52
and you got to do the full reset.
28:54
>> Speaker C: So, uh, here's what I know from working at the YMCA
28:57
as a lifeguard.
28:58
>> Speaker A: Yes.
28:59
>> Speaker C: If there's any feces in the water, they have to
29:02
shut the pool down. And I think it's about 17
29:05
hours. It's a minimum of twelve.
29:08
I'm not remembering the exact number just because
29:11
of the possibility of
29:14
bacterial infection.
29:15
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
29:16
>> Speaker D: You can get. What's that called?
29:18
Crypto. It's called, like,
29:20
cryptosporidium. You get
29:23
bad sick. But it's from pooping pools.
29:26
>> Speaker C: Yeah. So you have to do a huge
29:28
chlorine shot.
29:30
>> Speaker D: Whoa. Does the pool actually change color
29:33
when people pee or is that like a TV thing?
29:36
>> Speaker C: I guess. I don't know.
29:37
>> Speaker D: Uh, because in the movies, whenever anybody.
29:39
>> Speaker C: Pees, the water gets warmer.
29:41
>> Speaker D: It's like a big cloud of blue around them. It's
29:43
like blue and green has spread from.
29:46
>> Speaker C: Yeah, that must be a myth. It
29:49
has to. I'm sure it happens a lot. So I
29:52
think you would say, oh, somebody
29:54
there? Somebody there?
29:55
>> Speaker D: I think if that was real, you wouldn't ever go to a pool
29:58
because you'd just be little pockets.
30:00
>> Speaker C: That's the purpose of chlorine.
30:02
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
30:03
>> Speaker D: Oh, man.
30:04
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
30:05
>> Speaker D: Um, so we did bathroom snacks.
30:07
I want to make sure I get all the old ones. Um,
30:12
cool. So
30:15
it's a special set of questions.
30:17
>> Speaker C: Um, just for me.
30:19
>> Speaker D: Yeah, just for the two of you. These are
30:21
duo questions. You guys are the first duo. Um,
30:25
I've got a number of these that I'm going to
30:28
try of various relations
30:30
between them. Um, I've got one that's old
30:33
roommates, and that one's going to be a treasure. Uh,
30:36
so what is the strangest thing,
30:39
Kimberly, that Michael does in the bathroom, in
30:42
your opinion, that you know of?
30:46
>> Speaker C: Well, I would personally say just using
30:49
reams and reams of toilet paper and plugging the
30:52
toilet up because I think he's afraid to
30:54
get anything on his hands
30:58
if he comes to your home and he has to have
31:01
a bowel movement. And you checked and your
31:04
toilet paper roll was full and
31:06
then it's only half full. You know who was
31:09
in your bathroom?
31:10
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
31:10
>> Speaker D: Either you or my daughter, because she will
31:13
just.
31:15
>> Speaker B: Well, I don't plug it. I mean, it happens, but it doesn't happen
31:18
often. But I thought you were going to say, um,
31:22
when I wipe my bottom confessions.
31:26
And actually, when I wipe my bottom. The
31:28
bottom is not always over the toilet bowl. And then I
31:31
get those little. What do you call.
31:33
>> Speaker D: Well, what do you mean your bottom is not
31:36
over the toilet bowl because.
31:38
>> Speaker B: You want to move around. You don't know.
31:41
>> Speaker D: Yeah, you don't.
31:42
>> Speaker C: Because then he gets toilet paper.
31:45
Dirty, soiled toilet paper. Debris.
31:48
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Little.
31:49
>> Speaker C: On the floor and on the rug.
31:51
>> Speaker B: Very tiny.
31:51
>> Speaker D: Teeny tiny.
31:52
>> Speaker A: Michael.
31:52
>> Speaker C: Michael.
31:53
>> Speaker B: I don't know where on the floor.
31:56
I thought you were going to say that.
31:57
>> Speaker D: Are you standing up to wipe?
31:59
>> Speaker B: Um, well, not
32:01
standing totally erect, but you move
32:04
around and. Yeah, it feels good to move
32:06
around and you wipe.
32:08
>> Speaker D: It feels good to move around.
32:10
>> Speaker B: And, um, this is new.
32:13
>> Speaker C: Maybe it's because of his broken arm.
32:16
>> Speaker A: So.
32:16
>> Speaker B: I thought you were going to say that. Yeah, but
32:19
about the little pieces of the show.
32:21
>> Speaker C: No, it's more because, remember, I grew up in a very
32:24
pragmatic or practical frugal family,
32:27
so you only used what was
32:29
absolutely necessary. So you go
32:32
very lightweight on the toilet paper if at all possible.
32:35
>> Speaker D: Yeah, my dad was in the military and it was like,
32:38
listen, you don't need five sheets. If you can't do
32:41
it in three to four, then you need
32:44
to eat more cheese.
32:47
>> Speaker C: And fingers will wash
32:49
happenstance.
32:50
>> Speaker B: I had to wash my hands because.
32:52
>> Speaker D: Uh, you pole punched yourself. Yeah, there it
32:55
is. So Anna and I talked about. So there's
32:57
these girls, but
33:00
like, these girls, these women that have these fingernails
33:03
that are like an inch long.
33:07
Oh, you're good. It's the one call now.
33:09
>> Speaker B: Is it east side? Just like go to. That's east
33:12
side.
33:12
>> Speaker C: And I just.
33:13
>> Speaker B: Goldie, you have it under Goldie. It should be under east
33:16
side.
33:16
>> Speaker D: Mine rings, all sorts of people.
33:19
But how do they wipe?
33:22
They have these talons and I regularly,
33:25
accidentally get through the paper. I don't get it.
33:28
>> Speaker B: I don't know how you.
33:29
>> Speaker C: Maybe they do the snowball
33:32
toilet paper.
33:33
>> Speaker D: That's true. Maybe that. I'm, uh, just going to
33:36
assume anybody who has fingernails that are long.
33:39
>> Speaker B: Doesn't your wife have longer?
33:40
>> Speaker D: No, hers are mostly just
33:43
painted.
33:44
>> Speaker B: Oh, that's right. Long, though.
33:46
>> Speaker D: She's had the nails put on once and she
33:49
hated it.
33:50
>> Speaker C: You can't do anything safe in that.
33:53
>> Speaker D: She worked retail at jockey
33:56
and they wanted them to have nice nails.
33:58
Uh, and so she did it once, but she's
34:01
like, this ain't it? Um, yeah.
34:04
Which I will say. I'm so thankful that
34:07
she's practical when it comes to that stuff. The
34:10
nail polish, things she buys,
34:13
it's.
34:14
>> Speaker C: Just a stick on.
34:15
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
34:15
>> Speaker D: And you don't have to have the giant bag. This is the thing for me,
34:18
is storage. Is a little zipper case.
34:20
>> Speaker C: Nice.
34:21
>> Speaker D: It's not the big tray of polishes. I'm
34:24
like, I can get on board. Um,
34:27
so, Michael, then, same question here. This
34:30
could be, uh. And I will also say if he
34:33
says anything, that you're like, yeah, I don't want that out there.
34:36
Editing's great. Um, Michael, what's the strangest thing that
34:39
Kimberly does in the bathroom, in your opinion?
34:42
>> Speaker B: Um, I don't really know, but the
34:44
length of time she spends.
34:46
>> Speaker D: Well, I mean, everybody's different.
34:48
>> Speaker B: 20 minutes.
34:50
>> Speaker D: Number two, I think half hour.
34:54
I think it's a lady thing. I really do.
34:56
>> Speaker B: Um.
34:57
>> Speaker D: Um, because Anna's an
35:00
extended stay as well.
35:01
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
35:03
>> Speaker A: Okay.
35:03
>> Speaker B: So if I were to walk in right after she walks out,
35:06
nothing. Everything looks good.
35:09
>> Speaker C: I'm pretty much a neat neck.
35:11
>> Speaker D: Yeah, well, that's good.
35:13
>> Speaker B: So it's just a length of time.
35:15
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
35:16
>> Speaker B: Well, that's easy enough.
35:16
>> Speaker C: We only have one bathroom. So if he really has to go to the
35:19
bathroom, I'm going to the bathroom.
35:21
>> Speaker A: He's got a yard.
35:22
>> Speaker B: I got a backyard.
35:23
>> Speaker C: Yeah, but he doesn't take a shovel out there.
35:25
>> Speaker B: No, I'm not talking number two. Just number one.
35:27
>> Speaker D: Well, I mean, you could do it.
35:29
>> Speaker C: He could have.
35:30
>> Speaker B: So, no, there's nothing.
35:31
>> Speaker D: You get yourself five gallon bucket. You just sit
35:34
on it and go, it's fine.
35:36
>> Speaker C: I did that for many, many years as a child.
35:39
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
35:40
>> Speaker B: Michael in Oak City, a bucket
35:43
in.
35:44
>> Speaker C: The house, because it was deep
35:46
snow, freezing temperatures, and the
35:49
outhouse was a.
35:50
>> Speaker D: Walk away, and the
35:52
outhouse was our only
35:55
bathroom. No, you're in several
35:57
years, you're in the sticks.
35:59
>> Speaker C: Well, other people had running water, but at that time,
36:02
we did not have.
36:03
>> Speaker B: This is the 70s. Right.
36:05
>> Speaker C: It was.
36:06
>> Speaker D: That might have been part of it, too, because I was going to say,
36:10
to my knowledge, everybody had running water where I was
36:13
from, so that's way out.
36:14
>> Speaker C: We had drilled a well, and we only
36:17
were able to get two gallon a minute. And
36:19
it had lots of mica shift
36:22
dust in it.
36:23
>> Speaker A: Micah.
36:23
>> Speaker C: So dad did not develop
36:26
that, um, for our running water to the
36:29
house because he would have to be changing out filter
36:32
systems constantly. So we had
36:34
water that we would pump in a hose
36:37
to huge 50 gallon garbage
36:40
cans. Um, so in the
36:42
wintertime especially, or early morning,
36:45
late night, we had a five gallon bucket with a
36:48
lid on it. And that was our toilet for those hours.
36:51
>> Speaker D: She could survive longer in the wild than you or I
36:54
combined. You know that, right?
36:56
>> Speaker C: I've got some skills.
36:59
>> Speaker D: I've got some skills. I'd be dead in a week. Kimberly
37:02
would have shelter in a tree.
37:04
>> Speaker C: Uh, I'm not sure I'd figure something out, though.
37:07
>> Speaker B: If push came to shove, I could survive.
37:10
>> Speaker C: He wouldn't know how. He'd need his wife to help him.
37:12
>> Speaker D: Know how, Michael, you have different
37:15
positions for wiping
37:19
anyway. Who has more
37:22
soaps in the shower or bath? Who
37:25
has more soaps?
37:26
>> Speaker C: Me, of course.
37:28
>> Speaker A: Okay.
37:29
>> Speaker D: Because some people are like, no way he
37:32
has more soap. So you're just owning it.
37:34
>> Speaker B: There's eleven bottles in the holy cow
37:37
and they all belong to her. Three are
37:40
like plain bottles.
37:41
>> Speaker D: You got to use something, um, that.
37:42
>> Speaker B: Don'T have what they say is in them and the other like
37:45
eight.
37:46
>> Speaker D: Oh, that's right. You have the bottles that don't have
37:49
the right stuff.
37:50
>> Speaker B: Three of them are like that and then eight of them are actually what they
37:53
say they are. But I just grab. There's one bottle I use of
37:55
shampoo that I use.
37:57
>> Speaker D: What's in the one is
38:00
labeled vinegar.
38:01
>> Speaker C: Because I use that as a hair rinse
38:03
sometimes, especially with chlorine in my
38:06
hair from the swimming pool. So I rinse the chlorine
38:09
out. One of them is
38:12
just, uh, Dr. Braunner's soap that I'll use
38:15
it like a liquid bath soap.
38:17
>> Speaker D: Dr. Braunner's?
38:18
>> Speaker A: Yes.
38:19
>> Speaker C: There's a peppermint that's very refreshing and
38:22
smells lovely.
38:23
>> Speaker D: Is that a brand?
38:24
>> Speaker C: Dr. Braunner's is a brand. You can get it
38:27
by Mart and it's probably better
38:29
Walmart. It's just, uh, a pure
38:32
castile soap with some essential oils
38:35
added in.
38:35
>> Speaker D: Interesting.
38:36
>> Speaker C: Yeah. So it's natural.
38:38
>> Speaker B: When Bethany lived with us.
38:40
>> Speaker D: Here we go.
38:40
>> Speaker B: There were 19 bottles and maybe three or four
38:43
were not what they said they were in the other
38:46
16 drove him crazy. But
38:49
19 bottles and those was just between
38:51
Bethany and, um,
38:54
Kimberly.
38:55
>> Speaker D: Because you don't use any of them.
38:57
>> Speaker B: I just won.
38:57
>> Speaker D: You use one?
38:58
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
38:59
>> Speaker C: When he has hair. He didn't have hair.
39:00
>> Speaker B: I didn't have hair then. I was. Shaved my head for years.
39:03
Yeah.
39:04
>> Speaker C: So all he needed was a bar of soap to just lather up
39:07
with.
39:08
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
39:08
>> Speaker B: Just run the bar all over your body, including your
39:11
bald head.
39:12
>> Speaker A: Huh.
39:13
>> Speaker D: It's a lot of bottles. 19.
39:15
>> Speaker B: So see, in that respect, I can get along fine
39:18
with wool.
39:19
>> Speaker D: Nothing. Right?
39:21
>> Speaker B: I don't need.
39:21
>> Speaker D: No, you should use soap. You
39:24
should.
39:26
>> Speaker C: Having that broken arm proved that there's some
39:28
bacteria that gets underneath there.
39:31
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
39:32
>> Speaker D: Um, who cleans the toilets at
39:35
home?
39:35
>> Speaker C: She, usually me.
39:37
>> Speaker D: Really?
39:38
>> Speaker C: Not always. He has.
39:39
>> Speaker D: Is that because you clean them so often, like at the school and
39:42
stuff, or is it just like how it.
39:44
>> Speaker B: Well, she cleans the bathroom.
39:46
>> Speaker C: Division of labor, I guess.
39:47
>> Speaker A: Okay. Yeah.
39:49
>> Speaker B: I do a lot of washing of dishes. She does the bathroom.
39:51
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
39:52
>> Speaker C: And sometimes he rewashes dishes. I'm just a
39:55
little more thorough. I take a little more
39:57
time.
39:59
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
40:00
>> Speaker D: Everybody has the system.
40:02
>> Speaker B: In between the times when she deep cleans the bathrooms,
40:05
though, you notice your toilet.
40:08
I don't know what you call it, mold or not mold, but whatever
40:11
grows in the toilet bowl.
40:13
>> Speaker D: Yeah. The ring.
40:14
>> Speaker B: Yeah, or the ring and other stuff. So I just take some TP and
40:17
wipe that up so then it looks white again.
40:20
>> Speaker D: I'm confident that that's like our water
40:23
has.
40:23
>> Speaker B: Yeah, it could be the water, I.
40:25
>> Speaker C: Think some little bit of sits there residue
40:28
and it grows some bacteria or mold.
40:30
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
40:32
>> Speaker C: And I do the same sometimes
40:35
if a gentleman lifts the
40:37
seat to urinate, then that
40:40
gets debris on it. So I'll wipe up that debris.
40:43
>> Speaker D: Well, apparently Michael gets debris when he does the number two job
40:46
as, um,
40:49
the. You better be hitting the bowl, Michael. Come
40:52
on. Come on.
40:56
Who and,
40:59
okay, so I'm going to ask Kimberly
41:02
first, who takes the longer
41:04
shower?
41:07
>> Speaker C: It depends. Sometimes we're about
41:10
is that. It depends on if Michael
41:13
wants a hot, long,
41:16
cleansing, meditating shower,
41:18
listening shower, thought shower. Yeah.
41:22
>> Speaker B: Now that I have a beard and a head
41:25
with some hair on. It has hair, I
41:28
take a longer shower. But when I was shaving, my whole
41:31
head, um, well, if I shaved in the shower, I would
41:34
take a while. So that's the other thing.
41:36
>> Speaker A: Ah.
41:36
>> Speaker B: If I didn't shave in the shower, I wouldn't take very long.
41:39
But shaving in the shower, your head
41:42
and face and everything took a while.
41:44
>> Speaker D: Those porpoise showers, to get smooth like a
41:47
porpoise, it takes some time. Yeah, that's
41:50
fair.
41:50
>> Speaker C: All right, well, and for gals, if the gals,
41:53
if I shave in the shower, that takes me a little longer.
41:56
>> Speaker D: Yeah.
41:57
>> Speaker B: If I'm just washing, probably even.
41:59
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
41:59
>> Speaker C: So it takes a little time to condition your hair.
42:02
After you shampoo your hair, then you want to put
42:05
conditioner on it. I don't do
42:08
conditioner time just to.
42:09
>> Speaker B: Let it sit and soak,
42:12
wash, rinse and go.
42:13
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
42:14
>> Speaker C: So you guys are faster.
42:16
>> Speaker D: This is a new question. It's actually part of my round
42:19
two questions, but I have to ask it here. Um,
42:23
do you guys wash your legs on
42:26
every shower?
42:28
Must be the one. Call now. Yeah, man, you're really far down on
42:31
that list.
42:32
>> Speaker B: I am.
42:33
>> Speaker C: He used to be ahead of me.
42:34
>> Speaker B: Yeah, you usually am ahead of her, man.
42:36
>> Speaker D: I'm at the.
42:37
>> Speaker A: Huh huh.
42:38
>> Speaker C: I guess today. Anyway, yeah.
42:42
>> Speaker D: I was actually having this conversation with Goldie. I was like, I send it to
42:44
voicemail just about every time because I can go back and
42:47
listen to it.
42:48
>> Speaker C: Right at my own, and that's what I do, too.
42:51
>> Speaker D: Um, but do you wash your legs
42:54
every time you shower?
42:56
>> Speaker C: Uh-huh m typically,
42:59
it depends on if my skin has been subjected
43:02
to a lot of chlorine. Then my skin dries
43:05
out, so I might just let the water
43:08
rinse over it.
43:10
>> Speaker D: There's a section of people in the world
43:13
that they don't wash knee
43:15
down upper body.
43:17
>> Speaker C: I wash my feet every time because
43:20
there gets some bacterial build up in there.
43:23
Especially.
43:24
>> Speaker D: There's people that are, like, once a week, knee down,
43:27
and that's it.
43:28
>> Speaker A: Huh. That's interesting.
43:29
>> Speaker D: And the thought process is the water rolls
43:32
down so you don't have to.
43:34
>> Speaker C: And I go, well, in drying effect, the legs can get pretty
43:37
dried out.
43:37
>> Speaker B: Well, that makes sense.
43:38
>> Speaker D: Well, and I wear shorts, so I'm like, I'm washing them every
43:41
time.
43:41
>> Speaker B: Uh, you wash your upper body really well and everything just
43:44
falls down.
43:45
>> Speaker D: Yeah, but you got to scrub it. Uh,
43:48
do you all each lock the door when you go to the bathroom at
43:51
home?
43:52
>> Speaker C: No, not with just the two of us, right?
43:55
>> Speaker D: Oh, yeah, we used to with back in the day.
43:59
Uh, yeah, we don't either.
44:02
>> Speaker C: We had a rule.
44:03
>> Speaker B: Bathroom.
44:04
>> Speaker D: Yeah.
44:05
>> Speaker C: If the doors close, have no shame. They come in, knock.
44:08
>> Speaker D: Yeah, I, uh, wish. Hey, I should figure out how
44:11
to teach that to my children, because they are. Just
44:14
sling it open, dad. Go
44:16
away, child. I'm
44:19
busy. Stop it.
44:22
It's right here, too. I mean, it looks like this.
44:25
>> Speaker A: Go away.
44:27
>> Speaker B: You could be standing right there, and they stub your toe.
44:29
>> Speaker D: Yeah, they just sling it. I got my little
44:32
stopper, but it only does so much,
44:34
um, training.
44:38
Have you guys ever shared supplies? And I'm
44:40
talking deodorant,
44:43
toothbrush, anything that, uh.
44:46
Have you shared deodorant?
44:47
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
44:48
>> Speaker C: Without him knowing.
44:49
>> Speaker D: There you go. Yeah, perfect.
44:52
>> Speaker C: I need some, and mine's somewhere else.
44:54
>> Speaker B: You're missing a chapstick, so you asked for mine, right?
44:57
Chapstick.
44:58
>> Speaker D: So you're usually borrowing his.
45:00
>> Speaker C: Uh, no, it goes both ways.
45:03
>> Speaker D: How many days of the year are you putting on women's deodorant,
45:06
Michael?
45:07
>> Speaker B: None, as far as I know. I don't use, not
45:10
heard type of brand.
45:12
>> Speaker A: Uh, of.
45:16
>> Speaker D: Have you ever, uh, this is also a round two question, but
45:19
since we're on it, have you ever tried to eat deodorant?
45:22
>> Speaker C: Gross. No.
45:24
>> Speaker D: Okay.
45:25
>> Speaker B: Uh, I eat toothpaste before I eat deodorant.
45:28
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
45:28
>> Speaker B: I mean, you can swallow toothpaste.
45:30
>> Speaker A: Edible.
45:30
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
45:31
>> Speaker D: The fluoride thing is kind of a lie because there's fluoride in our
45:34
water. So when they say you can't eat.
45:36
>> Speaker B: It because it's toxic, if you swallow it, it's okay.
45:39
>> Speaker D: You're fine.
45:40
>> Speaker C: A little bit here and there. Although we've had that discussion that
45:43
there's some research out there that fluoride,
45:45
uh, crosses the blood brain
45:48
barrier and can do damage to the
45:50
brain.
45:52
>> Speaker B: Yeah, that's another podcast.
45:54
>> Speaker C: That's another podcast. There you go.
46:00
>> Speaker D: Yeah, it's part of it.
46:01
Um,
46:04
now, this is one where, hey,
46:08
before you were wed,
46:11
married, do you
46:13
remember ever farting in front of one
46:16
another?
46:20
Or do you now, like, maybe you don't now, because I know people
46:23
now. They're like, absolutely not. That's my thing.
46:25
>> Speaker B: Yeah, we do.
46:26
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
46:28
>> Speaker C: Just say excuse me.
46:29
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
46:32
>> Speaker B: Before we were married. I don't remember, but I'm sure it happened.
46:34
>> Speaker A: Possibly.
46:35
>> Speaker D: Yeah, I feel like it
46:38
happens. Um, and I'm
46:41
waiting for the rom.com movie
46:44
where instead of the first kiss, it's.
46:46
>> Speaker A: That.
46:46
>> Speaker D: That's what I want. Because
46:49
I think it's better, um, more authentic.
46:52
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
46:52
>> Speaker C: Or you can be real with each other.
46:55
>> Speaker D: Yeah, there's something there. Um, do you guys have
46:58
any diaper stories from your
47:01
having children in diapers days?
47:04
>> Speaker C: I do have one.
47:05
>> Speaker D: Perfect.
47:06
>> Speaker B: You would have more than one.
47:08
>> Speaker D: What's that supposed to mean?
47:09
>> Speaker B: Well, I mean, she changed a lot of diapers.
47:12
>> Speaker C: I did.
47:13
>> Speaker A: Fair enough.
47:14
>> Speaker C: We even used cloth diapers because they're, uh, cheaper.
47:17
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
47:17
>> Speaker C: So Jeannie Maori set us up with
47:20
borax and a diaper pail.
47:23
>> Speaker D: That is an adventure.
47:24
>> Speaker B: Disposable.
47:26
>> Speaker C: And I had a clothesline.
47:29
I could hang them out on the clothesline and they could
47:32
be sanitized by the sun's rays.
47:35
So we worked hard.
47:36
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
47:37
>> Speaker D: Saved a bunch of money, but we did. There's something
47:40
about they do have diaper.
47:43
>> Speaker B: Services that, uh, Will.
47:45
>> Speaker D: Yeah, but then you're not.
47:46
>> Speaker B: Those are expensive.
47:47
>> Speaker D: Then you might as well just go.
47:48
>> Speaker B: Yeah, no, we washed and dried our own. She washed and dried her
47:51
own.
47:51
>> Speaker D: Yeah, we talked about it, and then I was like,
47:54
hi.
47:55
>> Speaker A: No.
47:55
>> Speaker D: Yeah, I chickened out fast.
47:58
>> Speaker C: Uh, one of the worst times. And I can't
48:01
remember if David was in a cloth diaper or disposable,
48:04
but probably cloth because the plastic
48:07
pants and the diaper don't hold everything in
48:10
as well. That's what covers your cloth
48:13
diaper.
48:16
>> Speaker B: You have the cloth diaper, then you have a.
48:17
>> Speaker D: It's just like, hold.
48:19
>> Speaker B: Um, so you have a two thing.
48:20
>> Speaker C: And David was a toddler, and he was on
48:23
antibiotics for an infection. Well,
48:26
that gives diarrhea
48:28
oftentimes. And so it just
48:31
went out everywhere, all over the carpet. What a
48:34
mess to clean up. And I was the only adult
48:37
home at that time.
48:39
>> Speaker D: Delar sometimes. No,
48:43
sure.
48:45
He started laughing before I said it.
48:48
>> Speaker B: Well, in these stories, I don't remember because I wasn't home.
48:51
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
48:52
>> Speaker B: And even if she told me, I forget. That was long.
48:55
>> Speaker C: Well, and I think he had eaten some fruit
48:57
loops or something like that. That's got the heavy food dyes
49:00
in it, and so it was a colored mess as
49:03
well.
49:04
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I just remember the
49:07
one story you told me. Um, we were at the
49:09
rental. We were at the duplex still,
49:12
and I was at work again. But you're telling me David's, like,
49:15
learning to walk and he's down the know,
49:18
putting your hand. Oh, that hurts.
49:21
>> Speaker D: He re injured himself.
49:23
>> Speaker B: And, um, he's walking with his hands
49:26
supporting his hands on the wall, right. While he comes across the door.
49:29
The door is not closed. And it pushes open
49:32
and he tumbles over.
49:33
>> Speaker C: Oh, I don't remember that.
49:34
>> Speaker B: And I just laughed when you told me this story
49:37
because basically the wall, which was a door, gave way because it
49:40
wasn't closed all the way. You just tell me you fell over.
49:43
>> Speaker C: So not technically a diaper bathroom story, but a memory.
49:45
>> Speaker B: No, I laughed about it.
49:47
>> Speaker C: That's fine.
49:49
>> Speaker D: Well, that's all the questions I have. Kimberly,
49:52
do you have any bathroom stories that you want to
49:55
share? Can, uh,
49:58
be about yourself, can be about Michael
50:01
against his will. Um, you
50:04
can subject your children to it. I'm fine with that. And I'm
50:07
sure they would be, too.
50:08
>> Speaker C: Uh, I think that was
50:11
the main one with David. But,
50:14
um, when I was growing up
50:17
using the outhouse, um, even my dad
50:20
would succumb to sitting there for long
50:22
periods of time. And it's
50:25
cold, but your legs fall asleep.
50:28
So then when you pull up your pants and try to walk
50:31
back to the house, you're walking on pins and needles. Or
50:33
you're walking funny legged, because
50:36
outhouse.
50:39
>> Speaker D: I mean, I imagine the outhouse toilet seats are
50:42
not as comfy as.
50:44
>> Speaker C: Well, it can't be. It can be a standard seat,
50:47
but, um, just cold. I've done that in our bathroom,
50:50
too. Just sitting there too long in one position and
50:53
cutting off the blood flow, so you have to reposition.
50:55
>> Speaker D: Oh, no, I understand that fully. It happens to me every single
50:58
time I record.
51:00
>> Speaker C: There you go.
51:01
>> Speaker D: Yes. There you go. I understand.
51:04
>> Speaker B: Toilet for an hour.
51:05
>> Speaker C: Stand up. Lift those.
51:07
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
51:07
>> Speaker D: Ah, this is exactly where I'm at every
51:10
time, too. Nothing is different. Except
51:13
for those mics and you guys
51:16
here. Uh, it's a real treasure. Um,
51:19
well, cool.
51:20
>> Speaker C: I don't know if that's good for your legs to cut off circulation
51:23
for that long.
51:24
>> Speaker B: I have one since the last time we recorded.
51:27
>> Speaker D: Oh, boy.
51:27
>> Speaker B: So I'll always remember April 9,
51:30
Easter Sunday. This past April 9, I got sick,
51:33
and I got the literal flu. I spent the
51:36
day at home. Everybody was out at Easter dinner.
51:39
>> Speaker C: Correct.
51:39
>> Speaker B: And I spent the day at home. Right after church, I just got sick. And I
51:42
went home, and I was.
51:43
>> Speaker A: Right.
51:43
>> Speaker B: And then I had to take Monday off because I was still vomiting.
51:45
>> Speaker C: He shouldn't have been at church. Uh, how many people.
51:50
>> Speaker B: I thought, if the attendance is down the following Sunday, you can
51:53
blame me. But no, it was Monday, the day after
51:56
Easter. Um, and this has never happened
51:59
before, but you hear about it. Um,
52:02
I think I vomited first, and then
52:05
right after you go to the toilet and you vomit
52:08
right after that, I did a 180,
52:11
and I just let loose in the toilet. So I
52:14
vomited. 2 seconds later, I
52:17
pooped, and it was diarrhea, but it was
52:19
like. And you hear about stories like that,
52:22
and that's never happened. That's the first time. One,
52:26
two, 3 seconds later, you turn around. The, uh.
52:30
>> Speaker D: Always have. We have these on deck ever since anna
52:33
was pregnant.
52:33
>> Speaker B: Those are from the school?
52:34
>> Speaker D: No, they're from Amazon. We bought a
52:37
bulk pack of them because ever since anna was pregnant, uh,
52:40
she had the worst morning sickness, and she was sick
52:43
of either just hugging a
52:46
bowl or hugging the, uh,
52:49
trash. And so, um,
52:52
we bought just a bunch of them, and we've had them since.
52:57
>> Speaker A: Then.
52:57
>> Speaker D: You can go two at the same time.
52:58
>> Speaker C: Looks like an airplane vomit bag.
53:00
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
53:01
>> Speaker D: They're the ones that they have in the hospital
53:04
district.
53:04
>> Speaker B: Uses them.
53:05
>> Speaker D: When we were
53:07
broker, uh, we would just steal them from the hospital.
53:10
Every time we went, we'd get in the cupboard and grab a pile and
53:13
stuff them in on his purse.
53:15
>> Speaker C: Uh, confessions.
53:20
>> Speaker D: We paid for it indirectly, but
53:23
yes.
53:23
>> Speaker C: True.
53:23
>> Speaker D: You walk in and breathe air in a hospital. You paid for everything in
53:26
there.
53:27
>> Speaker A: Um.
53:28
>> Speaker D: Well, that's fun. Michael, I'm sorry that you had the flu.
53:31
>> Speaker B: That was the first time in decades that I got
53:34
that sick.
53:34
>> Speaker D: But everything made it in the bowl.
53:37
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
53:37
>> Speaker D: Perfect.
53:38
>> Speaker C: I guess. Good job I wasn't there to witness.
53:40
>> Speaker A: Wow. Yeah.
53:43
>> Speaker C: Clean up big messes.
53:44
>> Speaker D: I've heard of people when they get that point, they just lay in the shower,
53:47
like in the tub, and, uh.
53:49
>> Speaker C: Turn the water on, let it all.
53:50
>> Speaker D: Go down the drain. You're in a bad
53:53
state at that point.
53:55
>> Speaker C: Okay, so I do have a story on him. Hopefully he won't
53:58
mind. My mom paid for a
54:01
trip for us to go deep water fishing off the coast of
54:04
Washington. We did not get our
54:06
motion sickness medicine in us soon enough.
54:09
>> Speaker B: Or not at all.
54:11
>> Speaker C: Well, we had taken some, but it was not doing the
54:14
trick. And that diesel smoke was.
54:17
>> Speaker B: This boat's going, and the waves.
54:19
>> Speaker C: Yeah, the movement of the water was pretty bad early
54:22
that morning, too. And I did get
54:25
to fish.
54:25
>> Speaker B: You recovered.
54:26
>> Speaker C: I would vomit, and then I would be okay to
54:29
fish some more. Michael was on the bottom
54:32
of the boat.
54:34
>> Speaker B: Must have been a two or three hour trip. I was
54:37
vomiting.
54:37
>> Speaker C: He had to wet his pants on the bottom of the boat.
54:39
>> Speaker B: I did no fish. I just sat on the deck
54:42
and just vomited for two or 3 hours.
54:44
>> Speaker C: You were laying on the deck, honey. Part of the time.
54:49
>> Speaker D: He was miserable. Even if I wouldn't have
54:52
been out of commission, if I throw up, I'm done.
54:55
>> Speaker B: I didn't know I had that much in me to vomit. I
54:58
mean, at that point, you're just vomiting water or whatever.
55:00
>> Speaker C: Yeah, dry heaves I
55:03
was able to drink. It was like
55:06
seven up or so.
55:07
>> Speaker D: No cruises for you then?
55:09
>> Speaker B: Well, bigger boats are fine.
55:11
>> Speaker D: I mean, maybe. You don't know.
55:12
>> Speaker A: Maybe he doesn't know.
55:13
>> Speaker C: He's never been on one. Yeah,
55:15
we've talked about trying a cruise.
55:19
>> Speaker B: I don't know.
55:19
>> Speaker D: I would love to hear about Michael on a cruise.
55:22
>> Speaker C: A repositioning.
55:24
>> Speaker D: Know, once you pay for it, all the food there, you
55:27
just eat it. You don't pay for the food. You just go
55:29
eat, and you don't have to stop.
55:32
>> Speaker C: Have you ever been on a hunter?
55:34
>> Speaker D: I haven't. I think they're
55:36
dumb. Okay, but that's for me. Anna
55:39
wants to go on one, and I'm like,
55:42
you're on a boat without the kids,
55:45
though. Well, she's looked at that, too, like the
55:48
Disney cruises.
55:49
>> Speaker B: And I'm like, oh, well, if you're going to do that, take the kids.
55:51
>> Speaker D: Yeah, I don't. It's, uh. To me, I'm like, I need
55:54
something to do on the boat other than regular
55:57
hotel activities.
55:58
>> Speaker B: There's hundreds of activities.
56:00
>> Speaker D: Water slide. I'm like, okay, uh.
56:05
>> Speaker B: Literally, have you seen these cruise ships.
56:07
>> Speaker D: Yeah, but it's a lot of buffets and a
56:10
lot of like games I.
56:12
>> Speaker C: Suppose, or some entertainment.
56:14
>> Speaker D: I feel like you're camping but you're on a boat in a
56:17
hotel because it's like.
56:19
>> Speaker B: Well I guess we talked to Dean.
56:22
Dean? Yeah, he went on,
56:24
um, Dean's different though,
56:27
like multi month.
56:28
>> Speaker D: He's content with things that I don't understand. Do you know what saying?
56:31
Like he's a lot older. I love Dean.
56:34
>> Speaker C: He might or may not listen to this podcast.
56:37
>> Speaker D: I doubt it. From what I can tell he doesn't. Um,
56:40
probably not. The scope is very interesting.
56:42
There's no rhyme or reason.
56:44
>> Speaker B: Um, talk to anyone who's been on
56:47
a cruise.
56:49
>> Speaker D: My cousins go all the time.
56:50
>> Speaker C: Yeah, my aunt and uncle went on one but they actually
56:53
were on the one cruise where the boat turned
56:56
a little bit too sharp and there was rough water and
56:59
the cruise ship no way over.
57:01
>> Speaker D: Oh yeah, that would do it for me.
57:03
>> Speaker C: Were refunded or given another.
57:05
>> Speaker D: Just hearing the story would put me out of it. I'm like, yeah, I don't
57:08
think I'm sounded a little. I'm never going to look at a boat again.
57:11
>> Speaker C: Treacherous.
57:12
>> Speaker B: Uh, anyway, how do we get on this topic?
57:15
>> Speaker D: Well you threw up on the bottom of a fishing.
57:17
>> Speaker B: Yeah, that's right. The story. Yeah, that was my
57:20
worst.
57:21
>> Speaker C: That was pretty bad. But I have asked him if we
57:24
got medicine in us a couple of days ahead of time,
57:26
continually, would he attempt it again? He said yes. He'd
57:29
be willing to go deep sea fishing again.
57:32
>> Speaker D: That would be fun. Deep sea fishing would be fun.
57:34
>> Speaker C: I got to catch all of his.
57:36
>> Speaker B: I'd probably need and mine description though.
57:38
>> Speaker C: Yeah, you might.
57:39
>> Speaker A: Huh.
57:41
>> Speaker D: Do you ride fair rides?
57:42
>> Speaker B: No.
57:43
>> Speaker D: You should try one just to see what the effect is because my dad.
57:46
>> Speaker B: Oh I've done, yeah, my dad goes.
57:48
>> Speaker D: Every shade of green. It's hilarious.
57:50
>> Speaker B: I've done and I did Disneyland for a couple of times
57:53
in the 70s but I've been to the fair and rode some
57:55
rides as a kid. As a kid I
57:58
m didn't get.
57:59
>> Speaker D: Disney as an adult?
58:00
>> Speaker A: No.
58:01
>> Speaker D: Oh Michael, no.
58:02
>> Speaker B: As a kid I did not get sick on fair rides or
58:04
Disneyland rides and stuff like that. And I
58:07
went on a boat as a kid and I did not get.
58:12
>> Speaker D: You know, I used to be able to ride anything and then stylist put me on the
58:14
Tilta world at the Montana State fair last year
58:17
and I wrote it once and he said again and I said here's the deal
58:20
bud. If I do that ride again, I
58:23
am done for the day because I was just
58:26
spinning.
58:26
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Those rides, now, I
58:29
don't do them.
58:30
>> Speaker C: I don't do well with them either.
58:32
>> Speaker B: Yeah, they would make me sick.
58:34
>> Speaker D: Why is it.
58:35
>> Speaker C: Yeah, what's the one that's like. It's a big circle,
58:38
like a centrifuge, almost the grass. And you're strapped
58:40
in and it goes around and
58:43
around and then it goes up and so somebody could
58:46
vomit down on top of.
58:48
>> Speaker D: It's just slinging.
58:50
>> Speaker C: I've ridden that a couple of times and it's a little.
58:53
>> Speaker B: Those rides, uh, I don't like fair.
58:54
>> Speaker D: Rides because they take them up and put them down every
58:57
week.
58:57
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
58:58
>> Speaker D: It's like, this can't be like, these bolts
59:01
can't be as tight as they should be.
59:02
>> Speaker B: It's not cemented to the ground.
59:04
>> Speaker C: Yeah, there have been some serious accidents.
59:07
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
59:07
>> Speaker D: Well, Kimberly, do you have any bathroom wisdom
59:10
to leave people with?
59:12
>> Speaker C: Well, I think the wiping one's a good one.
59:15
>> Speaker D: Uh, spit in your toilet paper.
59:19
>> Speaker C: Save some trees.
59:20
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
59:21
>> Speaker C: I mean, there are rotten trees out there. Um,
59:24
and don't worry, if you get a little bit on your hands, it will
59:27
wash.
59:28
>> Speaker A: Right.
59:28
>> Speaker C: Just like diapers wash and bloody
59:31
bodies wash.
59:36
>> Speaker D: Bloody.
59:37
>> Speaker A: Okay.
59:38
>> Speaker D: Uh, well, Michael,
59:41
do you have any updated bathroom wisdom?
59:44
>> Speaker C: You can edit that.
59:46
>> Speaker D: Oh, no way. That's the stuff. Right?
59:50
Know, um, it's all part of a bathroom.
59:53
>> Speaker A: No. Yes.
59:56
>> Speaker B: Public bathrooms are so gross. People that use them before
59:59
you. I'm neat.
1:00:01
>> Speaker C: They can be disgusting.
1:00:03
>> Speaker B: Um, I'm typically the same way
1:00:06
I use my own bathroom as how I use a public bathroom. And
1:00:09
you're neat about it. There's like, why are
1:00:11
there paper towels all over the floor?
1:00:14
>> Speaker D: Right.
1:00:16
>> Speaker C: Well, even being.
1:00:17
>> Speaker B: Are you that messy when you're at.
1:00:19
>> Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, that's what we've asked. Even being
1:00:22
church custodians, if there's
1:00:25
stuff left behind in the toilet,
1:00:29
they didn't even attempt to flush.
1:00:31
>> Speaker D: Every home every week,
1:00:34
Michael brings up to me either the young
1:00:37
adults, the youth, or some elderly
1:00:40
person in the bathroom who hasn't flushed.
1:00:42
>> Speaker B: Do you not flush at home? Is like, what I want to ask.
1:00:45
>> Speaker D: They probably don't.
1:00:46
>> Speaker C: Or did they just get distracted by.
1:00:48
>> Speaker B: Somebody who unplugs your toilet at home? When you.
1:00:51
>> Speaker D: They get distracted by plug it at the church.
1:00:53
>> Speaker B: I unplug, um, it for you. You plug it at home. Who
1:00:56
unplugged your toilet at home?
1:00:58
>> Speaker D: Probably their mommy. Like, I'm
1:01:01
not even goofing.
1:01:02
>> Speaker B: Maybe they call their adult son or
1:01:05
daughter over something.
1:01:07
>> Speaker D: Oh, the elderly.
1:01:08
>> Speaker C: Yeah, the elderly maybe.
1:01:10
>> Speaker D: Probably have a caregiver. I don't know.
1:01:13
Maybe they save it for the church.
1:01:19
Wow. Um, well, I'm going to
1:01:22
do the outro. I told Michael, I've said it
1:01:25
before, it's kind of like staring at a dog pooping in the
1:01:28
backyard, but I have to do it every time. Um,
1:01:31
but thank you, guys, for being here in my
1:01:34
home bathroom. You've arrived. You're the first
1:01:36
in here for this.
1:01:37
>> Speaker C: It says, privy cast, a podcast about bathrooms.
1:01:40
Anna had that right behind your toilet.
1:01:42
>> Speaker D: It's official, I guess, or something.
1:01:45
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Those are metal and they cut them out.
1:01:48
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:01:48
>> Speaker C: This is your hub.
1:01:50
>> Speaker D: This is my recording studio. This
1:01:53
is literally what I do every time I record.
1:01:56
Uh, I have had people send me a
1:01:59
message saying, no, you don't,
1:02:01
partner. Trust me. Ask my
1:02:04
wife. She'll explain it. Uh, she
1:02:07
is like. I don't know.
1:02:10
>> Speaker C: Well, I don't know if you have a little bit more time. I was going to
1:02:12
say, oh, go for it. My family
1:02:15
did a lot of camping and backpacking, so
1:02:18
the outdoors, literally the
1:02:20
wilds, is your bathroom sometimes.
1:02:23
And make sure you know what plants are
1:02:26
safe in case you don't have toilet paper with
1:02:29
you. We've used moss
1:02:32
or ferns or large leaves.
1:02:35
>> Speaker D: Um, I had a buddy on the show who was, uh,
1:02:38
he does trail cruise in Arizona,
1:02:41
and he told me. I believe he told me
1:02:44
he uses pine cones, but he uses the, like.
1:02:47
>> Speaker C: Young, so that they don't have the.
1:02:50
But I'm fine.
1:02:51
>> Speaker D: Listen, there's a lot else out there.
1:02:54
There's so much more.
1:02:55
>> Speaker C: A pine cone might do a great job.
1:02:57
>> Speaker D: My sock is better than that. Like, I've used my sock before.
1:03:00
I went with that. They used to use corn cobs.
1:03:02
>> Speaker C: And then you just buried your sock or you burned it in the
1:03:05
fire.
1:03:05
>> Speaker D: Pack it, uh, out, put it in your pocket.
1:03:07
>> Speaker A: No.
1:03:08
>> Speaker C: There you go. A trash bag. Pack it in, pack it
1:03:10
out, turn it inside. There you go.
1:03:12
>> Speaker D: No, they used to use corn cobs. They would eat the
1:03:15
corn, and then they would save the spent cobs. And
1:03:18
just back there.
1:03:20
>> Speaker C: That's good fire starter, too.
1:03:22
>> Speaker D: In wild, to me, that's a different level.
1:03:26
>> Speaker C: Well, if you're a true conservationist,
1:03:29
you might not be carrying toilet paper out there.
1:03:31
>> Speaker D: I'm not. I'm not.
1:03:34
Michael.
1:03:34
>> Speaker C: We always carried some toilet paper.
1:03:36
>> Speaker B: What's your favorite brand?
1:03:38
>> Speaker D: Uh, what's your preferred brand?
1:03:40
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:03:40
>> Speaker B: Toilet paper.
1:03:41
>> Speaker C: I actually like Kirkland. Costco's just
1:03:44
fine. But I do like charmin. With charmin, I
1:03:47
only have to use two squares most of the time.
1:03:50
>> Speaker D: The beautiful bears. It's good stuff.
1:03:53
Um, red bag or blue bag? Do you know charmin?
1:03:55
>> Speaker C: Oh, I'm not sure. Either one probably will do me.
1:03:58
>> Speaker D: The red bag is a little thicker.
1:04:00
>> Speaker B: Yeah, they do. It's like ultra.
1:04:02
>> Speaker D: Yeah, but the blue bag's pretty
1:04:05
traditional.
1:04:05
>> Speaker C: So I know some who maybe suffer from,
1:04:08
I'll say, hemorrhoids. Uh,
1:04:11
a softer toilet paper
1:04:14
helps. It's more gentle.
1:04:16
>> Speaker D: We got a bidet. Feel free
1:04:19
to partake here in a little while if you want. Michael. Um,
1:04:22
I will say the pressure is more than anybody thinks it needs
1:04:25
to be.
1:04:25
>> Speaker C: Um, but that can help some.
1:04:27
>> Speaker D: I've heard that helps it problems, not why we got
1:04:30
it, but I have heard that will help that.
1:04:33
>> Speaker C: Anyway, I think bidets should make
1:04:36
a huge comeback.
1:04:37
>> Speaker D: They're great.
1:04:37
>> Speaker C: You're not using toilet paper then. Like, you, you
1:04:40
still use a little.
1:04:41
>> Speaker D: Bit, but yeah, it's.
1:04:43
>> Speaker C: Yeah, well, you could have a fabric
1:04:46
towel and throw it in laundry basket.
1:04:49
Uh, or a diaper pail.
1:04:51
>> Speaker D: Michael's face.
1:04:52
>> Speaker C: Soak and wash it.
1:04:53
>> Speaker D: Michael's face. That might be Michael's shower
1:04:56
towel. He'll never
1:04:59
know. He'll never know.
1:05:02
That's what the towel behind your head's for. No, I'm just kidding.
1:05:07
>> Speaker C: So, with our children, I actually did purchase a
1:05:10
towel, cut it up into many small
1:05:12
pieces, used my sewing machine
1:05:15
to zigzag the edges and use those as cleaning
1:05:18
cloths or wipes, uh, for their dirty bottoms, because
1:05:21
that also saved money.
1:05:22
>> Speaker B: Might as well when you helped wipe before they did
1:05:25
on their.
1:05:26
>> Speaker C: No, this was when I was cleaning up dirty diapers.
1:05:29
Uh, to clean their bottoms, I just cloth diapers
1:05:32
out. Anyway, the cloth diapers and
1:05:35
those towel wipes went into the
1:05:38
diaper pail. So for anybody listening that might want
1:05:41
to save on money.
1:05:42
>> Speaker D: Old t shirts.
1:05:44
>> Speaker C: Absolutely.
1:05:44
>> Speaker D: Get it done, too. Um, that's all those school t
1:05:47
shirts.
1:05:48
>> Speaker C: Very well.
1:05:49
>> Speaker D: It's their future.
1:05:50
>> Speaker C: Yeah.
1:05:51
>> Speaker D: No, please give me more of them. Um,
1:05:54
well, thank you guys for being here. You're welcome.
1:05:56
And thank you all for listening. Uh, this has been
1:05:59
another episode of Privy. I'm not going to do all the
1:06:02
doodly do's. You can figure those out. Um,
1:06:05
but now. Oh,
1:06:08
yeah, spit on your toilet paper.
1:06:10
>> Speaker B: Use little as possible.
1:06:11
>> Speaker D: Yeah, spit on your toilet paper. Try it out.
1:06:13
>> Speaker C: Fold your toilet paper over or two times.
1:06:15
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:06:16
>> Speaker D: And spit on it.
1:06:16
>> Speaker C: And spit it on it again.
1:06:18
>> Speaker D: This has been another episode of Privy. Thanks for listening. And
1:06:21
now, as always, don't forget to flash.
1:06:30
That's how I do it every single time. Just
1:06:33
jam the thing back there and let it ride.