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Why USA soccer didn't "lose" in World Cup & Young fan gets ULTIMATE dream-come-true · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Today, we'll tell you why this so called loss by
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  Speaker 1: our soccer team was a huge win for America.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go world the He wasn't done saying intro go
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  Speaker 2: was too quick?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Ah, you gaming to your life from Philly. It's the
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  Speaker 1: are terribly embarrassing producer. Poor excuse for a human who
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  Speaker 1: is looking like he's working in a closet today. I
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  Speaker 1: my drift and uh, who is way too quick to
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  Speaker 1: press an intro button? Premature button pressing? Yeah, exactly, premature
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  Speaker 1: in every way, But don't worry back then, my trigger
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  Speaker 1: finger is even faster than your finger exactly. Anyway, huge
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  Speaker 1: and important show today, Let's move on. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: see so many people in the media, these losers, bashing
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  Speaker 1: the United States soccer team for their so called terribly
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  Speaker 1: embarrassing lost to Belgium in the World Cup. What happened
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  Speaker 1: to a thing called patriotism love of country exactly?
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  Speaker 4: Now, Tony, it's sick.
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  Speaker 2: You know, those are the people that are embarrassed in
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  Speaker 2: our country. And if you knew anything about soccer, you'd
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  Speaker 2: know that that so called loss was the best thing
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  Speaker 2: that could have happened to America. And I'm proud to
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  Speaker 2: call our soccer team heroes Mieto Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why today we are bringing you a special
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  Speaker 1: tribute to our proud USA team called America's Loss, the
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  Speaker 1: Great Soccer Fice, America's Loss, the great soccer fie yep.
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  Speaker 1: In this special tribute, we're going to honor all our
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  Speaker 1: proud soccer stars and thank them for their service to
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  Speaker 1: our country. Exactly. Take that liberal media, yep. And another thing,
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  Speaker 5: And yup.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I hate this.
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  Speaker 1: There probably downhill from there, Tony, but at least don't
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  Speaker 1: I show tribute to our terrific USA Soccer team, America's loss,
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  Speaker 1: the great soccer Fice, America's loss, the great soccer Fice.
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  Speaker 5: Yup, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Bring in that beautiful patriotic music, So pettyriot, so much
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  Speaker 1: to say that our country's unfortunate ratings desperate media won't say.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, people are claiming this was a loss
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  Speaker 1: for America. Well that's because they keep looking at the
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  Speaker 1: final score and not the more important number, right, Donny exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the more important stat is that eighty one
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  Speaker 2: percent of bets were on our soccer team to beat Belgium.
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  Speaker 2: That means that while our soccer team may have lost,
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  Speaker 2: it was a huge win for America, because that's what
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  Speaker 2: America is all about, helping betting companies in Vegas casinos
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  Speaker 2: make piles of cash. Tell me that's a huge win
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  Speaker 2: for the American economy.
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  Speaker 5: Which is more important?
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  Speaker 4: What do you way? More respective?
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  Speaker 1: You know, terrific point Doty, And you know, I for what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad we lost this game. I mean, to me,
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  Speaker 1: nothing says America more than our national team being terrible
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  Speaker 1: at soccer, you know, frankly, but more they sucked the
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  Speaker 1: prouder I was, don't you a great doughty.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, we're Americans.
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  Speaker 2: We just celebrated Independence Day, and to me, that means
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  Speaker 2: independence from Europe and it's stupid, boring games like soccer.
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  Speaker 2: I was so proud that the US team showed how
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  Speaker 2: little they care about being good at soccer, and that
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  Speaker 2: game against Belgium, when they played at a sub kindergarten
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  Speaker 2: level and kept kicking the ball to the other team.
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  Speaker 2: I was never prouder to be an American. How a
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  Speaker 2: team was clearly determined to be as bad at soccer
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  Speaker 2: as possible, so Americans didn't have to suffer through watching
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  Speaker 2: any more that terrible sport. To me, that's what America's
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  Speaker 2: all about, making soccer totally unwatchable, because again, nothing says
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  Speaker 2: America more than not wanting to watch soccer.
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  Speaker 5: So beautifully said Dorty.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: When I was watching that game, I was angry when
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  Speaker 1: that Belgium player you know, tipped the freak kick with
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  Speaker 1: his head me too, by the American guy and knocked
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  Speaker 1: it into the goal, because then it made the score closer.
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  Speaker 1: It made me have to watch more soccer.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I was irate, But luckily our team quickly
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  Speaker 2: allowed the Belgium team to score again, and I was
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  Speaker 2: able to go get a snack and then watch reruns
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  Speaker 2: of The X Files.
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  Speaker 1: Much better American programming exactly. And you know, Bateball haters
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  Speaker 1: were saying the US team looked rattled during that loss
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  Speaker 1: and seemed to have a total communication breakdown. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't blame the players for that. I blame the fans,
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  Speaker 1: oh TONI one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: There were fifty thousand fans at that stadium, and they
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  Speaker 2: were way too loud. Those fans didn't realize that many
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  Speaker 2: of our US soccer team members are used to playing
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  Speaker 2: in the MLS. We're only about fifty fans or so
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  Speaker 2: attend the games, and it's a much quieter and serene environment.
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  Speaker 2: All that unnecessary screaming and noise clearly discobobulated all the players.
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  Speaker 1: Great boy, Doti, and you don't think these morons out there,
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  Speaker 1: they're saying that the USA now won't win the biggest
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  Speaker 1: trophy in soccer. What I was like, Yeah, what are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? We already won it. Of course I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about the fief.
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  Speaker 4: Face Peace Prize.
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  Speaker 2: Of course that's the biggest prize there is in soccer. Frankly,
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  Speaker 2: if you don't agree with that, then clearly you're either a.
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  Speaker 4: Rooting for Belgium or b you root for nuclear wars.
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  Speaker 2: In either case, shamee on you, Yeah, shame on you.
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  Speaker 1: You know this clearly explains why I think we clearly
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  Speaker 1: lost that game on purpose. You know, after all that
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  Speaker 1: controversy going on before the game. Well, we Americans know
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  Speaker 1: there's one thing that's more important than soccer, and that's
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  Speaker 1: world base right, don'ty.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, and just like our leader Donald J. Trump,
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  Speaker 2: who won the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize, I think it's
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  Speaker 2: clear that our proud national team decided to play like
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  Speaker 2: dog crap and lose in order to keep the world
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  Speaker 2: happy and keep other.
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  Speaker 4: Countries from bombing us.
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  Speaker 2: To me, the loss to Belgium was actually the greatest
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  Speaker 2: win for our country. I'll ask you now, what's more
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  Speaker 2: important saving goals or saving millions of innocent American lives?
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  Speaker 1: There you go, just so touching and beautifully, said Dony.
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  Speaker 1: And to another controversy, US soccer star Christian Polisic is
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  Speaker 1: being called out for his comments after the Belgium game
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  Speaker 1: where he said that quote, It's just frustrating to end
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  Speaker 1: like that, of course, but now I've got time to rest,
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  Speaker 1: so it'll be okay. Now people are saying this is
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  Speaker 1: a bad look for him to say the rest part,
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think so, do you, Tony?
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  Speaker 2: No, you know, I don't want to get all religious here.
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  Speaker 2: But his name is Christian, and now what do we
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  Speaker 2: know about Christians? They have a day of rest every week.
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  Speaker 2: Remember a certain person called God, Well, after he had
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  Speaker 2: to work for six days straight, what did he do?
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  Speaker 4: He rested.
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  Speaker 2: Christian Polisic had to work for much longer than six days.
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  Speaker 2: So if you ask me if it's okay for God
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  Speaker 2: to rest, then it should be perfectly okay for any
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  Speaker 2: Christian to rest.
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  Speaker 1: You Heathens just such important soccer and also biblical perspective
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  Speaker 1: that Dony, thank you. And you know, another controversy we
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  Speaker 1: must address. A lot of people are calling for FIFA
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  Speaker 1: to be investigated after several decisions that they say reek
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  Speaker 1: of corruptness. Now why we agree that, you know, FIFA
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  Speaker 1: is a corrupt, dirty organization that costs be investigated. We
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  Speaker 1: feel that we must due the investigation in a way
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  Speaker 1: that everyone in the entire world can agree upon, or
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  Speaker 1: you know, it just won't work. They won't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: But Donny, you had a great idea. Tell the people
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  Speaker 1: you know, I thought about it.
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  Speaker 2: And there's really only one journalist who can properly investigate FIFA,
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  Speaker 2: Diana Russini. She's already proven that she's willing to do
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  Speaker 2: whatever it takes to get deep inside an organization and
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  Speaker 2: also let that organization get deep inside of her. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I one hundred percent guarantee that if we send Diana
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  Speaker 2: Russini to FIFA. They'll be spilling their secrets in no time,
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  Speaker 2: you know, along with some bodily fluids too.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, great points all around, Tony. And now we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: Did you just say you like the Bears out of
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  Speaker 4: the NFC? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, obably you know who we need to give them
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  Speaker 4: Know if he needs a little children. You know, you
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  Speaker 4: like the Eagles out of the NFC.
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  Speaker 5: Right, you know because they're the best team. Right Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 4: A rookie mistake. Have another try.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to just talk talk about Philly and
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  Speaker 1: how much you like the Eagles.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're the best team.
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  Speaker 6: You know, Let's start Philly. The Eagles have a solid roster,
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  Speaker 6: but I'm worried about Jalen hurts.
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  Speaker 4: What was that?
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  Speaker 6: And here's a limited ability as a passer. He is
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  Speaker 6: one of the worst.
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  Speaker 7: To be whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he got the message, bro. I mean,
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  Speaker 7: You don't want to be you.
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  Speaker 4: This other stuff you come out with.
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  Speaker 5: All right, dude, we're gonna give him one more drive
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  Speaker 5: down here.
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  Speaker 4: Alright, go ahead, try again.
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  Speaker 6: All right, let's talk off season moves. When I look at,
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  Speaker 6: dumb mistake.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa. That's it.
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  Speaker 8: Get him off the show, Aaron, More like we just
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  Speaker 8: took you off to Arin No refine final safe.
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  Speaker 2: You know, someone speaks to his kid's mom and dad
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  Speaker 2: unplugged my head set.
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  Speaker 6: Though.
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  Speaker 2: He's totally unprofessional, very unprofessional. We need to start vetting
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  Speaker 2: these kids produce. It did you vet him?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Did you vet him?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Did you do any background checks at all?
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  Speaker 7: No? I didn't do a background check on a ten
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  Speaker 7: year old.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta check you into the hospital.
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  Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, don't let you know, don't let you know, Aaron
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  Speaker 1: stupidda rules, don't let them terrific show it, especial socket.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: Corrections, just go, just go.
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  Speaker 7: You said the average attendance at MLS games is fifty people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sad, Bro. Nobody likes MLS.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
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  Speaker 7: Millions of people like MLS, including me.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, it averages twenty two thousand fans per match.
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  Speaker 7: So you've clearly never been to one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well the next match you're going to see
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And you know what, you've never been to a vagina?
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  Speaker 4: Oh still yap.
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  Speaker 3: And what Tony, when you were talking about the noise
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  Speaker 3: in the stadium at the World Cup, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 3: you said the word discobulated.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it did so.
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  Speaker 3: So so so that's not actually a word. The word
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  Speaker 3: you were clearly searching for is discombobulated.
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  Speaker 5: No, the word he was searching for was fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and when you start your car after the show,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to get discombombulated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wait, I can't believe you even tried to
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  Speaker 3: defend the American's disappointing performance in the loss of Belgium.
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  Speaker 7: It was embarrassing no matter how you look at it.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on them, embarrassing no matter how you look at it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about the soccer team or your venus? Yeah,
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