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OUTRO: The Hoytey J Dishonesty Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Hurdarchy Big Show podcast, make sure you
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Thanks mate. I think Keysy's hitting my glasses, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Mind you having said that Pugsan was wearing them as
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  Speaker 2: a joke. Whoa, And now I can't find them. And
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  Speaker 2: I've been getting urgent, urgent emails and text which I
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  Speaker 2: can't fucking read.
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  Speaker 3: You've never had a email.
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  Speaker 2: These are because well, I'm because they said, because I've
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  Speaker 2: been in contact, in discussion with someone this afternoon and
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  Speaker 2: we're trying to figure something out.
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  Speaker 4: That's a shame.
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  Speaker 2: So I think Keysy's deliberately hidding them from me or
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  Speaker 2: you or Pugson.
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  Speaker 3: Now, oh, Mogi's on the hook.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 3: I've never hidden anything from you in my life. Man.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be in plain view somewhere beat you.
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  Speaker 2: Probably, But I'm too blind to find them, I think.
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  Speaker 2: So I've looked everywhere, though, well not everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Well do you know what my mother used to say
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  Speaker 3: that She used to say that, you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I've looked everywhere because you never fucking looked anywhere. Now
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  Speaker 3: that I've had a kid, I know what that means.
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  Speaker 3: When they say they've looked everywhere, Well you haven't, because
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  Speaker 3: if you did, you would have found it. Right now.
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  Speaker 3: I get to say that back to my kid. It's
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  Speaker 3: so good it makes it all worth while. Man, make
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  Speaker 3: sure you say that your kid. Yeah, there's food at home,
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  Speaker 3: or there's water in the tap, water in the tred percent.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a big believer in that. Or there's no yeah,
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  Speaker 3: or have some fruit. Yeah, there's there's a fruit bowl
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  Speaker 3: over there.
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  Speaker 5: That was a classic.
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  Speaker 2: My kid fucking hated that a piece of fruit was there.
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  Speaker 5: It was their trigger for them to just lose their ship.
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  Speaker 3: Good shirt. It's easy, isn't when you've got a few
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  Speaker 3: buttons to push. And I'd ask my grandmother what was
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  Speaker 3: for dinner. She'd say a glass of water and I
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  Speaker 3: look out the window nice.
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  Speaker 5: I like it.
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  Speaker 3: It's good.
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  Speaker 4: Something and then bed or something. There was one an
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  Speaker 4: old saying like.
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  Speaker 3: That, I'll kick the shit out of you and then
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  Speaker 3: you can go to bed. That's the one. Yeah, when
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  Speaker 3: say it to me.
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  Speaker 2: We went through that thing too, of occasionally mentioning the
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  Speaker 2: starving children around the world when they wouldn't eat their.
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  Speaker 3: Food, and children starving in this world.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember my daughter Scarlett didn't want to eat something,
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  Speaker 2: and before my wife and I even cracked it into it,
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  Speaker 2: she said, and don't tell me they're starving children.
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  Speaker 5: In the world.
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  Speaker 3: So we didn't. Yeah, good, she knows that educated. She
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  Speaker 3: knows about the starving children totally.
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  Speaker 6: Man said that to us when I was like seventeen
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  Speaker 6: and we're having a roast dinner and I was about
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  Speaker 6: to move out and go down studying and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: She said, this kid starving, And I forget you wrote
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  Speaker 4: it that.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, they if we gave them this ship,
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  Speaker 6: they would still be starving.
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  Speaker 5: Is that what you said?
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  Speaker 3: Your word? Ship? Nah? Nose? Your dad would have knocked
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  Speaker 3: you out, wouldn't you.
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  Speaker 4: No, they would have been happy with that. But it
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  Speaker 4: was like, Mom, that lucky that I don't have to
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  Speaker 4: eat this stuff. Oh they are lucky.
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  Speaker 3: It was like peas wish I was starving in Africa.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: But it was terrible today for the listeners out there
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  Speaker 2: because every now and then there's little treats, little treats.
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  Speaker 5: When you turn up from where.
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  Speaker 3: There's another minor complaint from you.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, it's not a complaint, it's it's what happened.
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  Speaker 2: And occasionally, you know, like a product will be left behind,
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  Speaker 2: like Biggs or something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, today it was Crispy Donuts?
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  Speaker 3: Is it Krispy Kresby Creams? Yeah, we're always too late.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I know there's shiploads out there and the old
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  Speaker 2: clown clown.
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  Speaker 5: And I was that keasy. Don't do that make you
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  Speaker 5: feel sack.
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  Speaker 4: Mike, who do you think was saying that?
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  Speaker 3: I think quite potentially around the other way, there's a possibility.
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  Speaker 6: So Jon Jase goes, oh god, look at those, and
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  Speaker 6: then he picks up one covered in sugar, like covered
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  Speaker 6: and sugar, It cuts it in half, cuts a small
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  Speaker 6: bit off.
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  Speaker 4: And goes, oh god, it's.
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  Speaker 6: Like, can you just eat something and have a positive reaction?
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  Speaker 6: Is so full on, and then cuts another bit off,
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  Speaker 6: eats that, cuts another bit off, and then I cut
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  Speaker 6: a bit off to taste it to see what all
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  Speaker 6: the fuss is about, and he goes, CAZy, did you
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  Speaker 6: steal my donut?
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  Speaker 5: Can I give you an accurate? No?
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  Speaker 3: Case would have told thatdcurate.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need to put cut off.
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  Speaker 2: I cut off a quarter sure, and that went, well,
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  Speaker 2: that's pretty full on and then.
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  Speaker 4: He made a.
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  Speaker 5: Finished off the rest of it.
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  Speaker 2: And here's the thing, because he came out and said, no,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to eat donut and three quarters of
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  Speaker 2: a donut right?
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  Speaker 4: Three quarters mustard? Now so much mustard?
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  Speaker 2: I will I will leave that for the listeners for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Was reading your phone, man, I can't.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a message from my wife as well with
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  Speaker 5: some sort of mo.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of that can't.
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  Speaker 5: I can't distinguish what the.
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  Speaker 3: Emoji hang on before you get Would you ever consider
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  Speaker 3: doing laser treatment for your eyes?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? How funny. We were talking about that yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Um, yeah, I've had it done before. Yeah, it didn't
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  Speaker 3: work for me, right because of my catter in my bango,
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  Speaker 3: you know, my skyrocket eye. I thought they could help
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  Speaker 3: it out with that, but it did.
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  Speaker 2: Jack Ship, I was an actor I was working with
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  Speaker 2: yesterday and she was saying, what on and she she's
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  Speaker 2: she wears glasses and stuff like her mom's eighty something
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  Speaker 2: and has had that surge of the other laser stuff
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  Speaker 2: right reads totally fine?
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  Speaker 3: Is that right? Yeah? It's amazing, isn't it is?
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  Speaker 1: The whole Racky b Show Days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: Hierarchy remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Before we move too far off topic from Jay's stuffing
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  Speaker 6: his face. Yeah, so it's been to go on this
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  Speaker 6: fishing trip tomorrow. It has been canceled. It's been canceled
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  Speaker 6: by heads up. Its breaking news guy, there's breaking news.
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  Speaker 6: And so Isaac's gone out brought us a ship load
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  Speaker 6: of snacks. Of course, cheeseballs are one of the snacks.
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  Speaker 6: I opened a bag of cheese balls because we have to.
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  Speaker 3: Eat it all now.
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  Speaker 6: It was like it could not opened it because he
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  Speaker 6: was like, I want everyone to take it. Otherwise it
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  Speaker 6: has to sit under my desk until we He's going
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  Speaker 6: to eat it, and he'll eat it. And so I
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  Speaker 6: opened a bag of cheese balls, tipped it into a
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  Speaker 6: bowl for everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of you a real chick move as well, going
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  Speaker 3: into a bowl. Nice work, CAZy, thanks man. It would
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  Speaker 3: never have occurred to me.
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  Speaker 4: And then I put it in a bowl for everyone
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  Speaker 4: so then I can have something.
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  Speaker 3: And then Jase, yeah, here we go.
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  Speaker 6: The way he dips his hand into the center of
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  Speaker 6: the bowl, right down to the bottom, over spilling with cheeseballs,
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  Speaker 6: grabs tries to grab five or six, can't quite ends
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  Speaker 6: up touching about twenty of them and then pulls them
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  Speaker 6: all out, stuffs them all into his mouth while there's
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  Speaker 6: just cheeseballs all around the bowl like on the table,
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  Speaker 6: and then walks off. Yeah that sounds that right, and
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  Speaker 6: then goes, oh god, I feel second, then comes back
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  Speaker 6: and does it again. Ah. That's that's that kind of food,
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  Speaker 6: isn't it. I mean, in terms of spilling everything everywhere
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  Speaker 6: and not cleaning up after himself, that's just classic.
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  Speaker 3: What no one else was doing. That is That's what
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking accurate description.
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  Speaker 4: One else was happy to grab the ones.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I was the ones at the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I can relate because I'd go first full
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  Speaker 3: as well. Can I just say this this, this is
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  Speaker 3: actually what happened now.
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  Speaker 2: I grabbed quite honestly, three. I had a little pinch.
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  Speaker 2: Three cheese balls.
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  Speaker 4: Bullshit and it's already bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: And Kezzy says to me, oh, there can't be a
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  Speaker 2: many fist in there, and I went, it's three cheese balls.
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  Speaker 2: And then he proceeded. It was the hand that he
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  Speaker 2: had on him at that point to shove, to shove, literally.
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  Speaker 5: A handful of cheese balls, and that sounds.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and what was my handful?
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  Speaker 2: Ja? And once again, once again I will leave it
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  Speaker 2: for the listeners.
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  Speaker 6: My head was full because I picked up all the
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  Speaker 6: ones he had spilt and all in my hand. I was,
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  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna eat them all, right, Laies Louise.
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  Speaker 4: We don't want this to be the death of the
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  Speaker 4: Big show.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm thinking I'm having a red ball now because
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  Speaker 5: I've got a lot of sugar. Corse.
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  Speaker 3: We've got a movie tonight, haven't we, kazy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: What time is that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: That's good, just enough time for us to get there.
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  Speaker 6: I have an admission as to why I turned down
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  Speaker 6: the invitem. Well on the invite, but this morning I
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  Speaker 6: was I don't know if I will go. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 6: remember how I said I was going to the butchery
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  Speaker 6: and we bought all those sausages.
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  Speaker 3: You wanted to go on to eat your sausages when.
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  Speaker 4: You go home Lucy's out for dinner with your mates.
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  Speaker 3: You thought you'd be able to sit down and eat.
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  Speaker 6: And so I was like, I want to cook up
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  Speaker 6: and recreate the sausage I ate in the car park
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  Speaker 6: of the Claxton Hotel. Watch NRL later on Who's playing tonight?
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  Speaker 6: It's the Cowboys and the Tigers ship about still still entertaining. Wow,
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  Speaker 6: And I had a whole evening planned out and here
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  Speaker 6: we go, right and now no, no, she's going out still,
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  Speaker 6: but I'm going to a great movie premiere.
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  Speaker 3: With Mogi and Pugs and pugs but just trying to
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  Speaker 3: lock down and babysit a man, Is there a chance
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  Speaker 3: he won't ed up?
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  Speaker 5: Going?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, there's a chance my wife won't end up?
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  Speaker 4: Jase, why do you come with us?
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  Speaker 3: I got things on, man, unlikely?
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  Speaker 4: But what listing a bowl of cheese balls?
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  Speaker 5: Testing a bowl of cheese balls.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't go near the cheese balls. But as soon
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  Speaker 3: as I've seen those cheeseballs and I came and I thought,
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  Speaker 3: oh yeah, that looks like a bit of me boy.
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  Speaker 3: But then I was like two things happened. One I thought,
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  Speaker 3: if I have one, I'm going to finish them. And
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  Speaker 3: then I saw a pugs and was eating chicken and rice,
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  Speaker 3: so I thought that backbone can do it, then I
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  Speaker 3: can do it.
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  Speaker 5: He had heaps of.
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  Speaker 3: Them, though, yeah did and he did.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you, July, I tell you, I'll leave that for
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  Speaker 2: the people listening, and I will tell you unequivocably and emphatically.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's unequi quiver keysy.
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  Speaker 2: By far outstripped me on both the doughnuts and the
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  Speaker 2: cheese ball, sure by far. Yes, I'm a very small eater,
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  Speaker 2: and I do cut a square off a doughnuts.
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  Speaker 5: Certainly.
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  Speaker 3: How many daaries of your head today? Did you weak?
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  Speaker 2: Do?
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  Speaker 5: I'm smoking your darries?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're good.
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  Speaker 5: You're a little weak for me.
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  Speaker 3: But well, yeah, they've got the other ones that have
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  Speaker 3: got the filters. No, they've got the thing in the filter, right,
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  Speaker 3: you push the filter and there's a menthol, a little
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  Speaker 3: button in there. Oh, really, a little kick delicious. I
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  Speaker 3: hate menthol I always have as well, but on those
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  Speaker 3: that works.
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  Speaker 5: So what do you do though?
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  Speaker 3: There's a ball in there, so you're halfway. Maybe you'll
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  Speaker 3: smoke half of that. Yeah, Then you push the filter
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  Speaker 3: and you can feel the little ball in there. That'll
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  Speaker 3: pop and then she's a little bit mentholly, but not
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  Speaker 3: like the menthole you know, right, which has got like
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  Speaker 3: menthol and the tobacco.
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  Speaker 4: And of that to cover your breath.
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised I've been allowed to get away with it,
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  Speaker 3: because it's like a trick for It's like I would
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  Speaker 3: attract younger smokers taste and fell and then allowed to
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  Speaker 3: do that even though they're doing it with vape heaving
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  Speaker 3: bubble gum flavorites.
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  Speaker 5: Read to your question for today four That is bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: I saw you elbow deep in a box of durries.
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  Speaker 2: When when you got up, it's another one about an
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  Speaker 2: hour later, No, no, two when I got up.
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  Speaker 3: Now I do like a double up though, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: on occasion, guilty.
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  Speaker 2: But and the benefit of that I find is that
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  Speaker 2: it kind of fulfills all my smoking desires, right, and
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  Speaker 2: then I don't feel like having another one for me.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a bad time. It's the habit. I like
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  Speaker 3: the habit. Yeah, as soon as I think of a dart,
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  Speaker 3: I'm but yeah, yeah, it's hard, it is. But it's
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  Speaker 3: also that thing we talked about. When I think of
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  Speaker 3: something else, I immediately forget about it. And I went
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  Speaker 3: to the gym and stuff like that, and then I
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  Speaker 3: was going to have a dart, and then I went, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: I won't have a bad I'll have a bit of
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  Speaker 3: nicorette and your keys are your mad dog.
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  Speaker 4: I saw him have it.
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  Speaker 6: He liked the way he likes to eat it. He
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  Speaker 6: likes to shove it inside a donut and the hole.
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  Speaker 2: And then I had one at about eleven and one
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  Speaker 2: just before I came into work.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you'd have one just before he came into it.
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  Speaker 5: On the drive, I'm trying to smoke in my car.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a nice car coming.
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  Speaker 2: So but but having said that, I always smoke in
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  Speaker 2: my car. It feels like we've done.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we shoul wrap it up there.
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  Speaker 2: And once again, if you're listening to this podcast, you
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  Speaker 2: decide who was telling the truth today and send it
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  Speaker 2: to our Instagram account.
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  Speaker 5: Wellhe would they send it?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck knows?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, good point, don't worry about you tell.
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  Speaker 3: Me you can jump on Instagram. You decide we could
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  Speaker 3: do that. There's a segment on the show where both
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  Speaker 3: of you precks try and put your point of view across.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen, Big Shoot. Seven weekdays are out at eight
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  Speaker 4: second
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  Speaker 5: Mm hmm