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Episode #3559 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody's coach, Vernon Dozer. I haven't talked to you
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Speaker 1: in a long time. I'm excited because tonight on the show,
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Speaker 1: I'm going to have on Jason Moron, who's been the
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Speaker 1: head coach at Bell Maar Academy last few seasons while
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Speaker 1: I have been on sort of a sabbatical slash a vacation,
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Speaker 1: a mental health break. More than anything else, I got
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Speaker 1: away from coaching because it was beginning to it was
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Speaker 1: beginning to wear and tear on me a little bit.
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Speaker 1: So Jason Moron is going to be with us. Now.
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Speaker 1: Let me tell you who makes all of this possible,
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Speaker 1: Phil Henry. This is his website, Phil Henryshow dot com.
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Speaker 1: And we have this show on the platform. The court,
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Speaker 1: the coach, the coach, excuse me, coach, Yes, I know,
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Speaker 1: I'm a coach. The coach. Vernon Dozer says it and
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Speaker 1: says it good. And I want to thank mister Henry.
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Speaker 1: I've had a lot of different shows with mister. I
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Speaker 1: think we did one on one with bernand Dozer found
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Speaker 1: out somebody else was doing that, Miss Gray, right, Yes,
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Speaker 1: we do one on one with Margaret Gray. Let's say
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Speaker 1: that again. We do I said we do you do
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Speaker 1: one on one? Yes? All right? What's with the wink?
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. You see,
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Speaker 1: this is why I don't mart Just sit on, Margaret,
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Speaker 1: don't tell me to sit down, all right, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: That was not right of me. I winked at her
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Speaker 1: when she said one on one. I went, this is
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Speaker 1: why I wish to christ I had something else to
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Speaker 1: do besides the show. Oh, come on, Margaret. I'm sorry,
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Speaker 1: miss Grant. I didn't mean to upset you. You didn't.
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Speaker 1: I think you'll enjoy it. The world famous Phil Hendry Show.
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Speaker 1: It's the greatest value online other than porn. Hi, every one,
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Speaker 1: I'm Jason Moron and this is the Coach Vernon Dozer Show.
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Speaker 1: Coach Vernon Dozer says it for you and says it good.
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Speaker 1: That's not the name of it. Oh, I got the
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Speaker 1: wrong copy, then right, it's Coach Vernon Dozer gets it
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Speaker 1: said welcome, Thank you very much. Jason Moron, who was
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Speaker 1: the head coach at Belmar Academy for the last four years.
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Speaker 1: I took a sabbatical. I took some time off. It
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Speaker 1: was like a mental health break, and a lot of
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Speaker 1: the players wanted to know why coach wasn't around. I
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Speaker 1: mean after about the third season. You know, they knew
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Speaker 1: I was the head coach, but they would always ask, well,
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Speaker 1: I mean, and I wanted to tell them because I
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Speaker 1: was about ready to lose it, you know, That's what
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Speaker 1: they they I think they indicated that did the players
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Speaker 1: know that I was about ready to just a lot
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Speaker 1: of them did. Yeah, they would say, is coach Dojer okay,
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Speaker 1: and I'd say he's great, and they'd say, well, we're
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Speaker 1: worried about him because we know that he was having
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Speaker 1: a hard time there at the end holding it together. Well.
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Speaker 1: The thing that everybody knows about it's it's pretty famous.
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Speaker 1: A famous incident where I think we were playing Love
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Speaker 1: Village or bug Out. I think was bug Eye. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we were playing bug Eye Tech and we were playing
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Speaker 1: the bug and I I don't know exactly what happened.
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Speaker 1: I think we were winning the game at the half
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Speaker 1: and it got close, and we had little Little Joey. Oh,
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Speaker 1: little Joey Pepper. Little Joey Pepper was quarterback. He was
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Speaker 1: a little guy, but boy, what an army had on him.
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Speaker 1: He was. He had the strongest arm of any kid.
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Speaker 1: He couldn't have been more than five foot three, five
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Speaker 1: foot four. Yeah, he had a very strong arm. Little
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Speaker 1: joe Pepper, little Joey Pepper deck. Yeah, that's it right. Well,
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Speaker 1: do you know his name or not? I knew him
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Speaker 1: as Little Joey Pepper. I called him Little Joey Pepper,
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Speaker 1: but it was Peppa do. I thought, Peppa do, okay,
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Speaker 1: Pepa Little Joey Peppado. Yeah, Uh, where did I get
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Speaker 1: Peppa Dak. Pepa Dak was one of the he was
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Speaker 1: the fitness coach. Oh, that's right, that was You're right, Georgio.
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Speaker 1: Peppa Dak was a he was a Greek fitness coach. There, boy,
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Speaker 1: it's been a long time. So anyway, Peppa do with
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Speaker 1: the quarterback. Peppa du was the quarterback. And uh, we
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Speaker 1: won the game. And I went out to the middle
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Speaker 1: of the field and I took my pants off. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and I started. I started a strip, basically, And that's
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Speaker 1: what a lot of parents knew I was going to
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Speaker 1: do that. Now. The reason the reason why you did
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Speaker 1: that is because it wasn't so much that we were
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Speaker 1: losing the game. We won the game. But you, I
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Speaker 1: think it was you were saying something to the parents.
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Speaker 1: I was saying some something to some specific parents who've
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Speaker 1: been giving me a hard time all year long. Hey, doser,
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Speaker 1: why don't you hang it up? You don't have it anymore.
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Speaker 1: Why don't you get back to your job, Go go
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Speaker 1: get me make me a tune of oh the job
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Speaker 1: at subway. Yeah, they say, go on here, you get
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Speaker 1: off and make me a one foot tuna. And I said,
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Speaker 1: I got a one foot for you. I got one
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Speaker 1: foot and I got a tuna. Which one do you want?
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Speaker 1: And they'd go, oh, you know, they they knew I
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Speaker 1: wasn't messing around. Well you and you know that I
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Speaker 1: love and respect you, coach, all right, go ahead lay
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Speaker 1: it on me. But I didn't think you handled that
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Speaker 1: season very well. And that's way it was good that
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Speaker 1: you took the time off when I took my clothes
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Speaker 1: off in the middle of the field there right after
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Speaker 1: the bug Eye after the bug Eyed game, and the
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Speaker 1: parents came out, some of them were friends of mine,
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Speaker 1: and they tried to cover me with a blanket, and
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Speaker 1: you threw the blanket off, and you kept on walking
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Speaker 1: over to the official white I walked over the official.
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Speaker 1: The reason why I was walking over the official is
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Speaker 1: because he called a pass out of bounds that would
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Speaker 1: have put Pepiduo over the five hundred yard mark for
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Speaker 1: that game. And he called that pass out of bounds,
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Speaker 1: and I said, are you blind? Are you blind? But
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Speaker 1: you did a lot of things that what got you
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Speaker 1: fired was what you did there. I know, I said,
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Speaker 1: for a lot those of you listening, I hope none
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Speaker 1: of the kids are listening. But I did was I
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Speaker 1: reached down and I grabbed my genitals and I said,
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Speaker 1: are you blind? And I was pointing at them, and
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Speaker 1: what I meant to say was, you know, if you
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Speaker 1: can see my penis, excuse my language, then you must
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Speaker 1: have seen that passed by Pepadoo that was inbounds at
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Speaker 1: the five yard line. That would have busted the five
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Speaker 1: hundred yard mark for him right well as it was,
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Speaker 1: he had four hundred and sixty three yards in that game.
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Speaker 1: It was a great game, Yeah, and we wound up
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Speaker 1: eating bug Eye and coming out with a season that
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Speaker 1: could have been a lot worse. I mean, I think
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Speaker 1: we won four games. We won four. I mean we
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Speaker 1: were on a downslide, there's no question about it. But
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Speaker 1: that game was so big because there were so many
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Speaker 1: parents riding me, so many of them things it was
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Speaker 1: time for me to hang it up. So many of
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Speaker 1: them are wondering why I wasn't playing their sweet little boy.
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Speaker 1: And this is one of the reasons why I got
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Speaker 1: out of it more than anything else, Jason, is because
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Speaker 1: the parents would come to you and they thought their
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Speaker 1: kids were far more talented. Well, and I got some
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Speaker 1: of the same stuff you did. Oh yeah, I got
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Speaker 1: people were they would come to me and they'd say,
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Speaker 1: why aren't you playing so and so, And I'd say, well,
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Speaker 1: you know, we have other kids, said they do a
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Speaker 1: better job, and they say, well, he's my son, and
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Speaker 1: I go and I would say, I can see the resemblance.
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Speaker 1: And in some instances that was a big compliment, and
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Speaker 1: some of the women were flattered, and other instances that
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Speaker 1: the kid was particularly ugly. They didn't like it. They
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Speaker 1: didn't like it at all, the mothers, especially the wives.
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Speaker 1: You know, so, did you cannot ask you about a
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Speaker 1: personal question? Go ahead? Did you get involved with some
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Speaker 1: of the the moms I had? I had a thing
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Speaker 1: with one of the mothers. She I won't give you
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Speaker 1: her name. She had a son on the team, and
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Speaker 1: it started innocently enough. We were just talking and sharing.
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Speaker 1: I went and I got her an onge onge orange. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: an orange drink, and we were sitting on the picnic
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Speaker 1: tables out there near the park a lot and we
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Speaker 1: were sharing an orange drink. And you know, one thing
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Speaker 1: led to another, and you got involved with her. I
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Speaker 1: got involved with her. Yeah. Over the course of the
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Speaker 1: next two seasons. Was she married. She was married, but
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Speaker 1: he was on the road a lot, and fortunately their
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Speaker 1: marriage didn't last neither did I. Well, were you the
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Speaker 1: cause of the breakup? It's hard to I don't know.
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Speaker 1: You know. I would get calls in the middle of
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Speaker 1: the night and then hang ups and I thought I
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Speaker 1: heard a man in the background. I don't know, but
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Speaker 1: it was this. Was this bothering you? Or did it
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Speaker 1: mess with your with the coaching? No? No, I didn't
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Speaker 1: bug me at all. I mean, I no, it didn't.
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Speaker 1: I just what are you gonna do? But but I mean,
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Speaker 1: did the guy come after you? No? No he didn't.
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Speaker 1: But they they eventually moved. I don't know if she
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Speaker 1: moved with the son or the whole family moved. They
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Speaker 1: got back together again. I don't know. But the reason
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Speaker 1: why I remember that is when you had your gen
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Speaker 1: you were pointing at your gin was talking to the referee,
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Speaker 1: and I jokingly did that with her. We were having
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Speaker 1: orange drink on the pictic tables and I said, do
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Speaker 1: you remember this one? And I pulled you didn't? I
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Speaker 1: did in a moment I wasn't thinking. I pulled it
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Speaker 1: out and I said, hey, are you blind? And I
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Speaker 1: pointed at it and she started laughing and she goes, no,
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Speaker 1: I'm not blind, not with that thing you're holding. She said, no,
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Speaker 1: I'm not blind, not with that monstrosity that you've got
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Speaker 1: your left hand wrapped around. And I said, you're for me.
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Speaker 1: And you know she was your girl. I knew right away. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and she was married, she was yeah, and her son
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Speaker 1: was one of our better players. And I want to say
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Speaker 1: who it was, but that was kind of a high point.
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Speaker 1: What is your background, by the way, your football coach? No,
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Speaker 1: I was. They needed somebody because you had had you know,
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Speaker 1: it was a kind of an emergency coach that year,
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Speaker 1: you know, and when you left, they had no one
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Speaker 1: and they were going to interview and I said, well,
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Speaker 1: what do you need and they said, we want somebody,
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Speaker 1: some athletic background, someone who's been around baseball, football, basketball.
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Speaker 1: I said, I have been around balls, and they that's
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Speaker 1: when they said, get the hell out of here. They
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Speaker 1: thought I was talking again because they knew the story
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Speaker 1: about me pointing it out, pointing my do you pointing
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Speaker 1: at your general's with this lady. Yeah, And when you
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Speaker 1: said balls, they thought you meant yeah, And I said, no,
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Speaker 1: I'm a juggler. What were you doing at the school before?
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Speaker 1: I was working in auto shop? Oh, okay, but I
10:34
Speaker 1: juggled a lot, not for the internet, just I did
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Speaker 1: it out of nervous energy. I would juggle. So a
10:40
Speaker 1: couple of them came around. Father mcquarters is one of them,
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Speaker 1: and I saw him leaning against the one of the
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Speaker 1: work tables one afternoon while I was dealing. We were
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Speaker 1: dealing with a couple of things with the kids. We
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Speaker 1: had a beautiful fifty six Chevrolet two tone Chevrolet that
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Speaker 1: we were putting a These were uh reworked parts, you
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Speaker 1: know they were they were they were fresh from the factory,
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Speaker 1: but new parts for a fifty six Chevy. So it
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Speaker 1: was exciting for the kids. Okay, but I was juggling.
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Speaker 1: I was getting nervous because I was watching the kids
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Speaker 1: put these in. They were putting in a manifold cover.
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Speaker 1: They were putting in the the uh distributor, all kinds
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Speaker 1: of stuff. Yeah, and I'm juggling away and mcquarters I
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Speaker 1: see leaning against the table. Mcquarters leaning over talking to people.
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Speaker 1: He's leaning against the table with one elbow, and I
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Speaker 1: got kind of nervous. I went over and I said,
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Speaker 1: do you want something? And he's like, you know he
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Speaker 1: is with that Irish accent. His he goes yeah, I do.
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Speaker 1: I said, well, what is it? Because you're sitting there
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Speaker 1: staring at me. And so that's when I said, actually,
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Speaker 1: remember this one. This is from uh coach Doja and
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Speaker 1: he says, don't pull it out of your pants. Don't
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Speaker 1: do don't pull it out of your pants, those that phrase,
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Speaker 1: Oh no, wait a minute, because so fatheromer quarters, yeah,
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Speaker 1: was waiting for you. He knew you were going to
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Speaker 1: pull it out of your pants and do what. I
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Speaker 1: was just gonna, you know, say hey, take a look,
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Speaker 1: you know. In other words, I was going to, uh
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Speaker 1: try to get him the hell out of there because
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Speaker 1: he was making me nervous, and I was saying, hey,
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Speaker 1: have you seen this? I was going to do something
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Speaker 1: like that, okay, but he wanted to see me juggle.
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Speaker 1: So I juggled some more and that's when he came over.
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Speaker 1: He said, have you ever thought about coaching football? What?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I mean, I spent my
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Speaker 1: whole life in football as a player, as a coach
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Speaker 1: at all the different levels, and I never had I
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Speaker 1: never knew of a guy being able to get a
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Speaker 1: job as a football coach because he juggled. What were
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Speaker 1: you juggling? What was I doing. What were you juggling? Oh?
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Speaker 1: I was juggling just like tennis balls, okay, baseball, softball.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I would juggle shot glasses. Sometimes I would juggle Oh,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, cans of motor oil, things like that. Okay,
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Speaker 1: And he hired you as a head coach. He said,
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Speaker 1: you can you handling those balls real good? And I
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Speaker 1: did it again. I go, yeah, we want to see this,
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Speaker 1: and I unzipped. What is it with you all of
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Speaker 1: a sudden, Well, you did it too. I understand that,
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Speaker 1: but I'm fascinated by the fact that this seems to
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Speaker 1: be a regular thing with you. No, not really. I
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Speaker 1: just if someone's going to ask me a dumb question,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give m a umb answer, let's put it
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Speaker 1: that way. Okay. So he said, you know how to
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Speaker 1: handle balls, and that's when you unzipped. Yeah, yeah, even
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Speaker 1: though I know what he was talking about. Okay, did
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Speaker 1: you guys ever get in the same page? Oh? We
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Speaker 1: did yet that year. I mean, the first couple of
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Speaker 1: games were rough. The whole season was rough. I don't
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Speaker 1: think we want a game that year. But I learned
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Speaker 1: it off a lot about Father mcorter's I learned it
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Speaker 1: off a lot about football and the players, and off
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Speaker 1: to twenty twenty two. We win. When did you win
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Speaker 1: your first game? The first game we won. It was
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Speaker 1: a home game, as I remember in the twenty twenty
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Speaker 1: two season, over over Monkey Man or Monkey Prep, Monkey
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Speaker 1: Man and Monkey Prop, those two different schools. Yeah, over
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Speaker 1: Monkey Prep, and we beat him. It was a tough game.
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Speaker 1: Defensive struggle thirty one to thirty. A defensive struggle that
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Speaker 1: sounds like an offensive struggle. Well it much of the
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Speaker 1: scoring was done by the defense. Two fumble recoveries that
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Speaker 1: we got two scores on fumble recoveries, got another score
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Speaker 1: on an interception, and then we got a third score
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Speaker 1: of the fourth score we got on a fumble recovery
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Speaker 1: in the end zone. Then in came Biff Sneed for
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Speaker 1: the field goal. Biff Sneed bought it was a very
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Speaker 1: talented kicker. Yeah, he was very much so. Yeah, well
14:32
Speaker 1: everybody misses him, I guess. Yeah. The guys refer to
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Speaker 1: him every now and again. For those of you at home,
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Speaker 1: Biff Sneed was a kicker. He's our senior and he
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Speaker 1: went and that summer after his senior year, he went
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Speaker 1: to the Alps with his parents in Europe to ski
14:49
Speaker 1: the Alps and to you know, enjoy themselves. Yeah, you
14:54
Speaker 1: can ski the Apps twenty four twelve months out of
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Speaker 1: the year, Yes you can. Yes, she can. There's always
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Speaker 1: snow up there. And he went missing, and that was that.
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Speaker 1: They never did. They looked for him for a long time.
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Speaker 1: They never found him. They never found him. And there
15:08
Speaker 1: was a theory that he'd gone through some kind of
15:10
Speaker 1: a time warp or something. Well, I don't know. Well
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Speaker 1: that's what I heard. Yeah, there's a lot of cookie. No,
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Speaker 1: he just went missing. The authorities think that he probably
15:21
Speaker 1: did it, you know, he purposely wanted to get lost,
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Speaker 1: and he may be over there right now, you know,
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Speaker 1: having a big laugh. Yeah, he's a good kicker and
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Speaker 1: a good kid. So all right, Well into the twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty two seasons, you won one game in the In total,
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Speaker 1: in the four years that I coached at Belmore Academy coach,
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Speaker 1: I won three games, three games out of four years.
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Speaker 1: So one year you went yeah, one year we went winless.
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Speaker 1: And finally I was fired this past spring by Father Bergerman. Oh,
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Speaker 1: Father Bergerman had taken over Father mcquarters. Yeah. Father mccorters
16:01
Speaker 1: was in Europe at a retreat, and father Bergerman came
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Speaker 1: in and said, thank you very much and handed me
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Speaker 1: a check for I don't know but what it was
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Speaker 1: a severance. It really wasn't that. It was a check
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Speaker 1: for fifty bucks. I said what's this for? And he said,
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Speaker 1: don't you remember? And I did not. He said okay,
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Speaker 1: and he shugged his shoulders and he went off. He
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Speaker 1: did what. He came in with a check for fifty bucks,
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Speaker 1: and he said, there, thank you very much. You fired.
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Speaker 1: I said what is the check for? And he said,
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Speaker 1: don't you remember? Don't you remember? Yeah? Well, did you
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Speaker 1: let me ask you you had severance? I did, yes,
16:38
Speaker 1: I got severn. I got basically a your salary severance. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And then they gave you this fifty dollars check. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Then this father Bergerman comes in gives me the fifty
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Speaker 1: dollars check and says, thanks a lot for your contribution,
16:54
Speaker 1: something like that, and I go, what's this for? And
16:56
Speaker 1: he goes, don't you remember? And he didn't give you
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Speaker 1: any clues to what that would be. He didn't give
17:01
Speaker 1: me any clues to what it could be. But as
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Speaker 1: he was walking away, he lifted up the he lifted
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Speaker 1: up his cassock. Yeah. Casting By the way, is that
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Speaker 1: gown a pre square? He lifted up his cass He
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Speaker 1: did what he bent over and went, I don't believe
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Speaker 1: a word you're saying. Okay, I tried, yes, in other words,
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Speaker 1: that was all bullshit. Yes, it was. Well, how much
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Speaker 1: money did he come with a check? He did come
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Speaker 1: with a check. Yet, how much was it? Fifty dollars?
17:27
Speaker 1: And what did he say? It was four? He said,
17:29
Speaker 1: don't you remember? But it had nothing to do with sex.
17:32
Speaker 1: He said it had to I said, no, I don't.
17:34
Speaker 1: He said, you mowed my lawn and I said, oh,
17:37
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17:39
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17:43
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17:47
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17:54
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18:01
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18:04
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18:08
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18:10
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19:19
Speaker 1: to the coach Ernandosier Hour and I got Jason Moron,
19:22
Speaker 1: the head coach at Bellmar Academy from twenty twenty one
19:25
Speaker 1: through twenty twenty four. And we're kind of reminiscing here
19:28
Speaker 1: and talking about football and Jason coach Moron, you are
19:33
Speaker 1: a juggler and that's how you got the job, that's right. Yeah,
19:37
Speaker 1: And you said there was a lot of double entaundry
19:41
Speaker 1: going on there at the school, right, Well, there was
19:43
Speaker 1: a lot of you know, I said, well, they said,
19:46
Speaker 1: do you know anything about football? Balls? Anything? But I said,
19:49
Speaker 1: do you know anything about balls? They said, And that's
19:51
Speaker 1: when this guy, father Bergermann, you know, pointed at as
19:56
Speaker 1: as you know, what do you know anything about this?
20:00
Speaker 1: Like it sounded like a come on to me, what
20:02
Speaker 1: do you mean? Well, it sounded like he wanted me
20:03
Speaker 1: to oh, you're kidding me. No. I said, I know
20:07
Speaker 1: all I need to know about mine. I didn't even
20:10
Speaker 1: know anything about yours. And he got all indignant, but
20:13
Speaker 1: basically he was saying, do you know anything about you know, football?
20:16
Speaker 1: I said, I know balls, And that's when I started juggling.
20:18
Speaker 1: And you had done that for father mccorter's Well, Yeah.
20:21
Speaker 1: I was in the teacher's lounge and Father mcorter's to
20:24
Speaker 1: come in, and I was talking to Father Bergerman and
20:28
Speaker 1: a few others, and I was juggling away because they
20:31
Speaker 1: wanted to hire me. And when I started juggling, that's
20:34
Speaker 1: when Father mccortters came over and said, you're hired right
20:37
Speaker 1: out of the gate. You're kidding, hired it just like that. Yeah,
20:40
Speaker 1: Coach Jason Moron, Well, I'm going to be taking things
20:43
Speaker 1: back to into my hands this year. Coach. You got
20:47
Speaker 1: any advice from me, Well, I mean you got a
20:50
Speaker 1: good good returning seniors. My advice is to let him
20:58
Speaker 1: open it up a little more. Let the passing game open.
21:01
Speaker 1: I know you played a ball control offense. Yeah I did.
21:04
Speaker 1: I'd let it. I don't open it up, let it
21:05
Speaker 1: breathe man, let the players just everyone go ah, you
21:10
Speaker 1: know and and I don't know what does that mean? Well?
21:14
Speaker 1: I did that every every practice. You know, I would
21:17
Speaker 1: have the players a game, but drop back, drop your
21:19
Speaker 1: arms by your side, take a deep breath, and go
21:22
Speaker 1: uhh like that. All right, let's try it? Okay, all right? One? Two?
21:29
Speaker 1: Uh no, no, no, no, no, that's no good. All right,
21:34
Speaker 1: what am I doing wrong? This has to be a
21:36
Speaker 1: complete relaxation. And this was key in getting the minds
21:40
Speaker 1: of the players right. Yeah, but you only won three
21:42
Speaker 1: games over four years. That's true, that's true. But the
21:46
Speaker 1: players were relaxed. They were very relaxed. They they went
21:50
Speaker 1: into the game intent on winning the game. But they
21:53
Speaker 1: would get relaxed and I'd say, go, go, go. The
21:57
Speaker 1: guy's coming right at you. He's running there, and you'd
21:59
Speaker 1: see the the defensive end and maybe the safety would
22:02
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, you know what it is. They would
22:06
Speaker 1: not chase the guy down. Then, No, they wouldn't. Now
22:08
Speaker 1: we're not talking about drug use, are we. No, No, no,
22:10
Speaker 1: not at all. I wouldn't. I don't believe in that.
22:13
Speaker 1: I believe in the method. Uh. This is the you know,
22:18
Speaker 1: the the method of the method of knowing how to
22:23
Speaker 1: relax and get the most out of a player. So,
22:27
Speaker 1: you know, I'd be on the field during the game
22:33
Speaker 1: and the players, you know, snap the ball to say
22:36
Speaker 1: on defense, the players are playing defense, snap the ball.
22:39
Speaker 1: I'd see my guys drop it and I'd say right away,
22:41
Speaker 1: you guys, are you need to move up wrong formation,
22:44
Speaker 1: get the line of scrimmage because it looks to me
22:46
Speaker 1: like they may be blitzing, or excuse me, not blitzing.
22:50
Speaker 1: They may be passing. They want to dump a short pass,
22:52
Speaker 1: so you guys should blitz and they would. And I'd
22:59
Speaker 1: say most of the time we were right, but we
23:01
Speaker 1: didn't guess right all the time. Well how many times?
23:03
Speaker 1: So what do they do? Wind up scoring a touchdown?
23:05
Speaker 1: They did? Yeah, wind up scoring a touchdown on us. Okay.
23:08
Speaker 1: I got Jason Moron with me, who was the head
23:11
Speaker 1: coach at Belmar between twenty twenty one and twenty twenty four.
23:14
Speaker 1: So you mentioned getting the best out of your players,
23:16
Speaker 1: and this is my pet peeve. Parents. How did you
23:20
Speaker 1: deal with parents? I got along pretty good with the parents.
23:23
Speaker 1: You did. Yeah. What I'd say to them is, this
23:26
Speaker 1: is my football team. I know he's your son, but
23:29
Speaker 1: it's my football team. And if it comes down to
23:32
Speaker 1: a choice between my football team or your son, I said,
23:36
Speaker 1: I will push him out of a car in a freeway.
23:39
Speaker 1: You didn't, No, I didn't see that. That's what I
23:41
Speaker 1: was thinking. I said to them, if it comes down
23:44
Speaker 1: to a choice between your son and my football team,
23:48
Speaker 1: I said, your son's going to lose. And the parents
23:51
Speaker 1: look at you like, well, my son is going to
23:53
Speaker 1: be at USC my son's going to be UCLA. I
23:57
Speaker 1: got the same thing with these parents. They all wanted
23:59
Speaker 1: their kids to going to big on program. Yeah, and
24:01
Speaker 1: I'd say, well, the kid's gonna have to perform a
24:03
Speaker 1: lot better than he is. And that's when they would
24:07
Speaker 1: fake like they were gonna punch my nuts. What is
24:10
Speaker 1: what is the obsession a lot of these parents and
24:12
Speaker 1: that you and I have in fact with our testicles.
24:16
Speaker 1: You know, the older you get, the more you worry
24:17
Speaker 1: that they're not gonna work, you know. And so I
24:22
Speaker 1: wore a cup to all a parent teacher meetings. I
24:24
Speaker 1: had on extra strong underwear, and anytime I saw them
24:30
Speaker 1: flinch or flail or try to go out, you know,
24:32
Speaker 1: try to go at it, I would put my hands
24:34
Speaker 1: down and cover it. That. There were some parents who complained,
24:37
Speaker 1: I heard his father mc quarters, Oh yeah, there were. Yeah,
24:40
Speaker 1: they said, every five seconds, you're putting your hands down
24:43
Speaker 1: over your crotch and they didn't know why. Well that's
24:45
Speaker 1: a lie. Yes, they didn't know why because they were
24:47
Speaker 1: going for it. They were going for your what they
24:51
Speaker 1: were gonna punch or kick kick me round in a testicle? Okay,
24:58
Speaker 1: all right, So and so go ahead with the story. Well,
25:01
Speaker 1: so this is a just a situation with the parents,
25:06
Speaker 1: you know. So they they would be and I'd say,
25:08
Speaker 1: just back off. This is my football team, my football team,
25:12
Speaker 1: and now we're in the heat of the summer. So
25:14
Speaker 1: the parents would get very aggressive. I'd say, this is
25:16
Speaker 1: my football team. Back off, and they'd walk up to
25:18
Speaker 1: you and go yeah. You know, they'd fake like they
25:20
Speaker 1: were going to hit your ballsack. Okay, can we maybe
25:24
Speaker 1: not use the word ballsack? Sorry, They'd fake like they
25:26
Speaker 1: were going to kick in the testicles. This was a
25:29
Speaker 1: violent relationship you had with these parents, it was. Yeah.
25:33
Speaker 1: And if I had to do over again, God help me,
25:35
Speaker 1: I would have done it much different. What would you
25:37
Speaker 1: have done different? I would have gotten to know them better.
25:40
Speaker 1: I would have come over to their houses. If I'm
25:43
Speaker 1: going to expose myself, I might as well just go
25:48
Speaker 1: to their house and say I'm going to take my
25:49
Speaker 1: pants off. Why what was this need to expose yourself
25:53
Speaker 1: throughout the these years? Because it started out I wanted
25:56
Speaker 1: to be the great football coach, and as you know,
25:58
Speaker 1: I passed out. Yeah you fainted. I fainted, and when
26:02
Speaker 1: I woke up, they said, there I was. I had
26:04
Speaker 1: my pants half off. We'm talking about half off, not
26:08
Speaker 1: the price. No, no, half off. Yeah, And so the
26:12
Speaker 1: parents became very my friends. They became my protectors. And
26:20
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it as long as I lived. That
26:22
Speaker 1: year that we went on to the semifinals after winning
26:27
Speaker 1: the Watusi League, and it was all I could do
26:31
Speaker 1: just to keep from screaming my joy at the top
26:34
Speaker 1: of my lungs. But by god we did, and that
26:37
Speaker 1: postseason and how far into the post sings you get?
26:41
Speaker 1: You know? I mean, no, I forget that was what year?
26:44
Speaker 1: That was? Twenty twenty three? I honestly forget, you know,
26:49
Speaker 1: fool what would happen that year? No, I don't, I don't.
26:52
Speaker 1: You just want me to say it. I don't want
26:55
Speaker 1: to humiliate you. Is at it? Well, how do you
26:57
Speaker 1: know to be humiliating? Well? What is it? Lost? You lost? Yeah,
27:03
Speaker 1: in the playoff game? No, when did you lose? We
27:06
Speaker 1: lost every game? Okay, so you're saying lost every game? Yeah,
27:12
Speaker 1: I'm not stuttering over here. Excuse me. Nothing pisses me
27:15
Speaker 1: off more than people saying that to me. Sorry, all right.
27:18
Speaker 1: Coach Moron, Jason Moron has been my special guest here
27:21
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27:25
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck this thing's called, it's gonna what father
27:29
Speaker 1: mcquarter is gonna. Yeah, doesn't want that language. Would you
27:33
Speaker 1: tell him to stick in his ass? Okay? Honest to god,
27:38
Speaker 1: every morning, noon, and night, I got my quarters on
27:41
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28:12
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28:17
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28:21
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