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- 0:00Speaker 1: Helas.
- 0:00Speaker 2: Gentlemen, Welcome to Slips and Picks. It is the final
- 0:02Speaker 2: game of the entire twenty twenty three twenty twenty four season.
- 0:06Speaker 2: The Kansas City Chiefs are playing the forty nine Ers
- 0:08Speaker 2: in Las Vegas, Nevada, and it will be one for
- 0:11Speaker 2: the ages. Will Taylor Swift make it?
- 0:13Speaker 3: Will she not?
- 0:14Speaker 2: What color is the gating we're going to be? Is
- 0:16Speaker 2: it gonna be a hazard? Tails per JP Hovey. That
- 0:19Speaker 2: is one of the greatest rivalries of all time. That
- 0:21Speaker 2: and so much more. On this show, I'm Chet Savage
- 0:24Speaker 2: and I'm your host, and this is Slips and Picks.
- 0:28Speaker 4: Busting with the Boys presents Slips and Picks five hundred,
- 0:33Speaker 4: led by retired Diamond level Network marketer Chet Savage, Money
- 0:40Speaker 4: Interpreter of the Year runner up, William Gecko, Theodore the
- 0:50Speaker 4: Mule of Jakibs with diversity and flank college dropouts who
- 0:55Speaker 4: get no hoes with the internals. You're watching the sen
- 1:03Speaker 4: not the stock market.
- 1:04Speaker 2: One Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen, Welcome to the last episode
- 1:10Speaker 2: of Slips and Picks of the entire year. It was
- 1:14Speaker 2: It's been an amazing year full of ops, full of gowns,
- 1:17Speaker 2: but through it all, we hope you have enjoyed yourself
- 1:20Speaker 2: week in and week out when betting with the boys. Unfortunately,
- 1:22Speaker 2: today the meal could not make it something out about
- 1:25Speaker 2: a parole hearing hearing his innocent of hearing. Everything's gonna
- 1:28Speaker 2: work out that way. But to fill in his place.
- 1:30Speaker 2: To my left is Jackie McPherson, one of the interns.
- 1:33Speaker 2: You might have seen him on Penny Slips.
- 1:34Speaker 3: And to the.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Get goos left is JP Hovey, another intern they put
- 1:39Speaker 2: together parlays. I don't believe there's one this week, but
- 1:41Speaker 2: you look back at last a couple of weeks before,
- 1:43Speaker 2: throughout the season, great stuff that you looked forward to
- 1:46Speaker 2: in the upcoming twenty twenty four season.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Now it is all boys.
- 1:50Speaker 2: It is the big Game. Can we say no?
- 1:53Speaker 3: We can't say so. It is the big Game.
- 1:56Speaker 2: It is officially the Big Game where all the dreams
- 1:59Speaker 2: come true, where the hardware is finally within reach for
- 2:02Speaker 2: two teams, and those two teams are the San Francisco
- 2:05Speaker 2: forty nine Ers versus the Chiefs. We have a fun
- 2:07Speaker 2: show for you today and the first thing we're gonna
- 2:09Speaker 2: start off with is a tried and true pump or
- 2:12Speaker 2: dump segment. But actually before that, if Fierson, you're gonna
- 2:16Speaker 2: go over the records from last week, I am can't
- 2:18Speaker 2: wait to hear what you have to say.
- 2:19Speaker 5: And we're not just gonna go over the records from
- 2:20Speaker 5: last week, last show of the year. We're doing a
- 2:23Speaker 5: full recap of the entire season. So the records post
- 2:28Speaker 5: wild Card weekend, CHET went one hundred and forty four
- 2:31Speaker 5: and one hundred and thirty two and one with a
- 2:34Speaker 5: fifty two percent win record, the Get Go with one
- 2:36Speaker 5: hundred and forty two one hundred and fifteen and one
- 2:40Speaker 5: with a fifty five percent win record, and the Mule,
- 2:43Speaker 5: who are devastated.
- 2:45Speaker 2: That he is not with us devastated.
- 2:47Speaker 5: Win a impressive one hundred and fifty eight and one
- 2:50Speaker 5: hundred and eleven with a fifty eight point seven percent
- 2:52Speaker 5: win record.
- 2:53Speaker 6: Very impressive stuff.
- 2:55Speaker 5: The playoff records CHET eighteen and nine, Get Go fourteen
- 2:59Speaker 5: and twelve, in the Mule nineteen and eight, and from
- 3:03Speaker 5: last week to top it off, Chat went three and two,
- 3:06Speaker 5: Get Go went two and three, The Mule went four
- 3:09Speaker 5: and one, and our hero STU two and three.
- 3:13Speaker 6: So that about sums it up. So I'm pretty impressive.
- 3:15Speaker 3: I just want to say, for everybody said that the
- 3:18Speaker 3: nine in stata won't be getting delivered today, it still will.
- 3:20Speaker 3: It'll just be virtual. We're gonna have, We'll have, We'll
- 3:23Speaker 3: have the mule chime in. I'll do a little cameo,
- 3:25Speaker 3: give us a pick. So that way you guys understand
- 3:27Speaker 3: the nine ends data that you guys will.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Be receiving just nine inch data, but we do have
- 3:32Speaker 1: two to three inch data.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe nine combined.
- 3:37Speaker 2: But if we all, if we all put it inch forward,
- 3:40Speaker 2: a couple of inches forward, we can we can get
- 3:42Speaker 2: this whole thing together.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Yes, So what you've.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Learned based on Jack mcfier, what you've learned based on
- 3:47Speaker 2: Jack McPherson's recap is if you followed the show week
- 3:50Speaker 2: in and week out, regardless of Hugh who you gambled with,
- 3:53Speaker 2: you made money this season and we're.
- 3:55Speaker 3: Happy to have you.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Let's get into the pumper dump segment. Obviously, uh, we're
- 3:59Speaker 2: gonna go over.
- 4:03Speaker 3: The big game.
- 4:04Speaker 2: But why are there three different Okay, okay, teams probably.
- 4:07Speaker 3: Should have read this before.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Forty nine ers obviously our favorite minus two versi and
- 4:11Speaker 2: the chiefs of total points in that game is forty
- 4:13Speaker 2: seven and a half points. Now we're gonna start with you, Jackie,
- 4:17Speaker 2: Are you going to pumper dump this dump?
- 4:21Speaker 5: It's gonna be a defensive battle, and it's gonna be
- 4:23Speaker 5: a war, and it's gonna be fought in the trenches.
- 4:25Speaker 5: And you know what they say, defense wins championships. Dump Gecko,
- 4:38Speaker 5: you go, you go, you go?
- 4:40Speaker 1: Good two inch data.
- 4:42Speaker 7: Last year, fifty million adults gambled sixteen billion dollars on
- 4:45Speaker 7: the game.
- 4:46Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with the pumper dump.
- 4:49Speaker 3: I'm dumping nice, I'm glad we're pumping this game.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Well said, when's the.
- 4:58Speaker 3: The last time the Niners a score less than twenty
- 5:00Speaker 3: one points? Week thirteen, October fifteenth, which is the only
- 5:07Speaker 3: time they've scored less than twenty one points. This offense
- 5:11Speaker 3: is going it's going to be magical. I'll save my
- 5:13Speaker 3: pick because the Chiefs offense they have a killer's mentality.
- 5:16Speaker 3: The Chiefs their last time scoring over thirty points November
- 5:20Speaker 3: twenty six. Has nothing to do with the fact that
- 5:21Speaker 3: we are pumping this game. This is what Shannon Sharp
- 5:24Speaker 3: would call a touch and bus. This is a pump
- 5:27Speaker 3: city game. I don't think it'll be low scoring. It's
- 5:30Speaker 3: gonna be theatrics. It's gonna be fireworks, rock Perty's gonna
- 5:32Speaker 3: show up, Patrick Mahomes is gonna show out, and this
- 5:34Speaker 3: is a this is over forty seven to nine.
- 5:36Speaker 2: A lot of storylines also going on before the game,
- 5:38Speaker 2: as well as t Swift gonna be there, is she
- 5:40Speaker 2: gonna make it. Will all be watching, We will all
- 5:42Speaker 2: be on swiftly watch during Now. I'm I don't know
- 5:44Speaker 2: why my sheet is filled out. Someone must have hit
- 5:46Speaker 2: that for me. But I'm also going to pump this game.
- 5:48Speaker 2: You sold me everything you just said fired me up
- 5:51Speaker 2: just now. The data is what really got me. Now
- 5:55Speaker 2: forty nine Ers team total twenty three and a half points.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Pump or dump out based on what you just said,
- 6:01Speaker 2: You're going to pump that situation.
- 6:03Speaker 3: Correct, Pump PUMPO. You just re talk that and put
- 6:15Speaker 3: it back down.
- 6:16Speaker 2: That's not gun safety.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Jack has fun with that one.
- 6:19Speaker 2: Fucking cram all right, you're pumping pumping, you're pump pumping JP.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:25Speaker 7: So remember what Geko just said about the Niners and
- 6:28Speaker 7: their twenty one points.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I was looking that same stat up.
- 6:31Speaker 7: I counted four times they scored less than twenty one points.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Still great, But.
- 6:37Speaker 3: The chief can look this up.
- 6:38Speaker 7: We can the Chiefs twenty one points nine times in
- 6:42Speaker 7: the regular season, so Niners team total. I'm pumping the Niners.
- 6:48Speaker 7: I think the nine actually don't want to get on.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do
- 6:51Speaker 2: the Chiefs next. So you don't got to worry about that.
- 6:53Speaker 6: Jackie dump, I'm dumping. It's intuition, that's all. That's it
- 7:00Speaker 6: than that's really it.
- 7:01Speaker 5: There's no I give all the facts when I'm on
- 7:04Speaker 5: this show. I got a fucking page full of them today.
- 7:07Speaker 5: It's all about the gut and it's dumb.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Did you prepare for the show?
- 7:10Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 7:11Speaker 6: I was told about this show an hour and a
- 7:13Speaker 6: half ago.
- 7:14Speaker 1: What are you doing?
- 7:15Speaker 6: Waving up?
- 7:16Speaker 2: He was in the bank, went to the bank. I
- 7:21Speaker 2: I will pump the forty nine ers.
- 7:23Speaker 3: I will pump the forty nine ers. No, oh yes, yes, no,
- 7:29Speaker 3: forty nine ers. They scored less than twenty one points
- 7:32Speaker 3: one time this season. Not true, the forty nine ers.
- 7:37Speaker 2: What them?
- 7:37Speaker 3: You guys want to talk it out? They scored seventeen
- 7:39Speaker 3: three times in a row.
- 7:42Speaker 2: That's what weeks Cleveland, it was Browns scored seventeen.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Some real heavy Hitters, tur Time Out, Time.
- 7:50Speaker 5: Out, Cardinals, Ravens, and I fucked up.
- 7:55Speaker 3: I read the first number assuming they were the winning
- 7:58Speaker 3: team every time.
- 8:01Speaker 8: Stop talking crazy out here, man or I pull this trigger.
- 8:06Speaker 3: That was on me.
- 8:07Speaker 9: That was on me, dumb brain move pump Okay, all right,
- 8:14Speaker 9: so we got pump jpu pumpin Yeah, pump pump, pump
- 8:18Speaker 9: dump dump.
- 8:19Speaker 3: You're you're a dumb guy today.
- 8:21Speaker 6: If you called the contrarian play, you're either a hero
- 8:23Speaker 6: or a zero.
- 8:25Speaker 4: All right.
- 8:25Speaker 6: Unfortunately, will not be the zero.
- 8:27Speaker 2: The last part in pump or dump that we were
- 8:28Speaker 2: going to talk about is going to be Chiefs total
- 8:31Speaker 2: points twenty three and a half is gonna be very
- 8:33Speaker 2: telling for anybody who dumps it, who's pumped it, and
- 8:35Speaker 2: who's pumped it, whos dumped it, of who they think
- 8:38Speaker 2: is going to win this game.
- 8:39Speaker 5: Pump dump, Look, I'm writing a narrative here and it's
- 8:45Speaker 5: in the stars.
- 8:45Speaker 6: It's out there.
- 8:46Speaker 3: You can shooting. So pump because the Chiefs.
- 8:50Speaker 5: Are one going over twenty three and a half points,
- 8:52Speaker 5: so you're picking.
- 8:54Speaker 2: We had a whole show. We had a whole show.
- 8:56Speaker 2: We got a whole show. We got a whole show
- 8:57Speaker 2: to get through and it's pump. I will all will
- 9:00Speaker 2: be pumping this. Why am I pumping it? Why did
- 9:02Speaker 2: I pump the forty nine ers as well? Because I
- 9:04Speaker 2: truly don't know who's gonna win this game.
- 9:06Speaker 3: I have a thought.
- 9:07Speaker 2: I've looked into some data and I'm not gonna get
- 9:09Speaker 2: to it to the buyer sells segment, So I'm gonna
- 9:11Speaker 2: pump both so I don't give any cards away.
- 9:13Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing.
- 9:15Speaker 8: Wait, jack were you pumping or dumping the game overall?
- 9:18Speaker 6: Dump? Dump? Pump?
- 9:20Speaker 1: Got you right?
- 9:22Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 9:22Speaker 2: See this by the way, JPG pumper don't Yeah, I
- 9:26Speaker 2: dump the cheef.
- 9:27Speaker 3: You dumped it. Yeah, he's dumped everywhere?
- 9:30Speaker 1: Right, No, No, I pumped the Niners.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Nice, good work, good work, all right.
- 9:34Speaker 2: The next thing we're gonna go into if we did
- 9:35Speaker 2: a break.
- 9:36Speaker 1: No breaks, we just break records.
- 9:39Speaker 2: The next thing we're going to is the bet the
- 9:41Speaker 2: boys index parlay. We did not have a winner last week, correct,
- 9:44Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson. Anytime touchdown did not hit, Therefore it did
- 9:47Speaker 2: not work out. This week. We're telling the same thing
- 9:51Speaker 2: over and over again.
- 9:51Speaker 3: You go, you.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Put your bet slip in, you screenshot that bet slip,
- 9:54Speaker 2: you put it on ax you tag at busting WTB.
- 9:58Speaker 2: If you do those things and the parlay hints, you
- 10:01Speaker 2: have not only won your parlay, but you've also won
- 10:03Speaker 2: an opportunity to win three hundred dollars from the boys
- 10:05Speaker 2: sitting at this desk right now. The person I'll be
- 10:07Speaker 2: paying it this week will be JP Hovey. Now we're
- 10:09Speaker 2: gonna start with you, Jp. Who is your bet the boys?
- 10:13Speaker 2: In next parlay?
- 10:15Speaker 7: I got a couple options I would like you guys
- 10:16Speaker 7: to choose from.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Is that how this will shill works?
- 10:19Speaker 7: Deebo Samuel over fifteen and a half rush yards or
- 10:22Speaker 7: Deebo Samuel anytime touchdown?
- 10:25Speaker 2: I like the first one, all right, first one.
- 10:27Speaker 1: One vote for the first one.
- 10:30Speaker 3: Just total rush yards?
- 10:31Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that is. Fifteen and a half.
- 10:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we gotta take that, stupid. I like
- 10:37Speaker 3: that debo and you and you're sticking to your roots.
- 10:39Speaker 7: God time Gamecock two game Cocks in the Super Bowl
- 10:42Speaker 7: Deebo Samuel, Jamion Kinlaw.
- 10:45Speaker 3: I like that.
- 10:47Speaker 5: I like to be an agent of chaos and I
- 10:49Speaker 5: sago anytime TV.
- 10:50Speaker 6: But that leads me to my pick on the other side.
- 10:54Speaker 5: Of the ball, and I'm throwing a little prediction out there.
- 10:59Speaker 5: I think vis Kelcey not only scores in this game,
- 11:02Speaker 5: but he walks off, puts down the gloves, lays the
- 11:06Speaker 5: helmet on the fifty him and Taylor Swift get married
- 11:09Speaker 5: right then and there and they live a beautiful life.
- 11:12Speaker 2: You're saying that your player prop bet is, what.
- 11:14Speaker 6: Is that Travis and Taylor Swift get married? What are
- 11:18Speaker 6: those odds? Oohs, there are odds. I'm just gonna go
- 11:22Speaker 6: anytime TV.
- 11:23Speaker 5: You can parlay anytime TV with a Travis Kelsey Taylor
- 11:26Speaker 5: Swift engagement.
- 11:27Speaker 6: But that's for the heavy hitters.
- 11:28Speaker 5: Out there, the guys who've got khonas the Dan Campbell's
- 11:31Speaker 5: of this world. But that's why they're not in the
- 11:32Speaker 5: big game. So I'm taking Travis kelce anytime.
- 11:35Speaker 3: TV and an engagement.
- 11:38Speaker 6: That that's optional. If you've got huge nuts.
- 11:42Speaker 2: I will go now too. I think Travis kelce tied
- 11:46Speaker 2: Jerry Rice for the most hundred yard reception. You know,
- 11:50Speaker 2: he tied the one hundred yard receiving the receptions. Yeah,
- 11:54Speaker 2: I spoke, he tied the one hundred yards receiving in
- 11:58Speaker 2: playoff games. Him to go off in this game as well.
- 12:01Speaker 2: He is the number one probuct as well. So I'll
- 12:03Speaker 2: have Travis Kelce over his receiving yards whatever that What.
- 12:07Speaker 3: Is that right now?
- 12:08Speaker 2: I think it's like sixty seven.
- 12:11Speaker 1: It might be in the seventies.
- 12:12Speaker 5: It'll probably be high after the week he had last time,
- 12:15Speaker 5: sixty seventy five.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna take that.
- 12:17Speaker 2: I think he goes. I think he's I think he
- 12:20Speaker 2: seems a hundred I do. This is not this is
- 12:23Speaker 2: a This is one of those games. It seems little
- 12:25Speaker 2: biggeran football right now, seems a little bit bigger than football.
- 12:28Speaker 3: Get go, well, since you've already giving up on old
- 12:30Speaker 3: faithful Christian McCaffrey, I have two. I have two that
- 12:33Speaker 3: I want to throw in here. Christian McCaffrey. Seem see
- 12:37Speaker 3: we got shirts in the store. Go buy one. Christian
- 12:40Speaker 3: McCaffrey over sixteen and a half rushing attempts. I think
- 12:43Speaker 3: they're gonna work him like a dog. This is like
- 12:45Speaker 3: a dog, and he's ready to fucking go. Second one
- 12:48Speaker 3: the boy to round out the soul patrol, George Kittle
- 12:53Speaker 3: over three and a half receptions, vengines. Take it to
- 12:56Speaker 3: the bank. Boys, I'm telling you it's gonna be a
- 12:59Speaker 3: big game, and I like everybody we've put in here.
- 13:01Speaker 3: I think Travis Kelsey's gonna have a great games.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Well, yeah, so we got Travis Kelcey over receiving yards,
- 13:05Speaker 2: we got George Kittle over receiving yards, we got Christian
- 13:07Speaker 2: McCaffrey over rushing attempts, we got Travis kelce anytime touchdown,
- 13:11Speaker 2: plus an engagement in Deebo Samuel over fifteen and a
- 13:14Speaker 2: half rush yards. Here's what we're gonna do for the
- 13:16Speaker 2: parlay set. If you yeah, if you bet the Travis
- 13:22Speaker 2: Kelcey engagement the first person we see, they're gonna win that. Yeah,
- 13:25Speaker 2: and it hits You're gonna win that. However, you don't
- 13:28Speaker 2: have to put that into parlay for to win this week.
- 13:30Speaker 2: How's that sound?
- 13:30Speaker 3: Boy? Is that all right? This is what five legs? Yeah,
- 13:33Speaker 3: we're definitely not putting in there.
- 13:34Speaker 6: No, I wouldn't at all because Taylor Swift too.
- 13:37Speaker 5: You can see from last week they put on the broadcast.
- 13:39Speaker 5: He's mouth and get it off me. I don't want
- 13:41Speaker 5: to be on here. She understand that this moment is
- 13:43Speaker 5: not about her. She's got the Grammy's coming up this Sunday.
- 13:46Speaker 5: It'll actually be last Sunday now that you're watching this,
- 13:49Speaker 5: but she knows that this is about Travis's day.
- 13:52Speaker 6: There's not gonna be an engagement. She's not gonna be
- 13:54Speaker 6: looking for much.
- 13:55Speaker 5: It's a great but in the next six months, if
- 13:57Speaker 5: there's a parlay out there for that, go ahead and
- 13:59Speaker 5: put everything.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Next six months before the twenty twenty four season starts.
- 14:02Speaker 3: That's a lock the engagement.
- 14:05Speaker 5: If so, I would, because again all that is is
- 14:09Speaker 5: minus one million.
- 14:10Speaker 1: They break up.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Six half hours. That's better.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Dude sixty nine, I had a question, but I forgot it,
- 14:19Speaker 2: so we'll just move on. Let's go after this. We
- 14:22Speaker 2: are going to hit prop bets. Prop bets boys, We're
- 14:24Speaker 2: talking coin flips. We're talking about the color of the
- 14:26Speaker 2: drink right after these messages, and they will be sponsored
- 14:30Speaker 2: by Twisted Tea with Jack McPherson has already promised he
- 14:33Speaker 2: is going to chug go Jack, Welcome back to Slips
- 14:37Speaker 2: and Picks. We are going to do promp bets now
- 14:39Speaker 2: the fort. The first thing we're going to talk about
- 14:40Speaker 2: is the coin flip heads or tails. Both are minus
- 14:43Speaker 2: one oh five. Can I please get twist t Can
- 14:45Speaker 2: I get a Twisted Tea out here? You don't have
- 14:47Speaker 2: to chug it, but can you just hold it? Last
- 14:51Speaker 2: week went really well. The twist Ta lights Twisted tea
- 14:54Speaker 2: light five percent ABV, non carbonated. It feels great in
- 14:56Speaker 2: your tommy, great for tailgates, great for watching the game.
- 14:59Speaker 2: If you're to earn a we the nosebleeds are at
- 15:01Speaker 2: home enjoying some ac if that they got, kiss and
- 15:05Speaker 2: pass it down. Brother. Now we're gonna talk about the
- 15:06Speaker 2: coin flip. Who wants to go first in this? There's
- 15:09Speaker 2: two options to drinking this. You were JP, who's got keys?
- 15:14Speaker 1: I'll know I can't. Oh look at that, Oh I
- 15:18Speaker 1: got keys? Of course I got keys.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Janitor is a.
- 15:25Speaker 6: Nice sure what to say about twisted tea? Besides it's delishing, it's.
- 15:30Speaker 3: Refreshing, deliching and refreshing.
- 15:33Speaker 6: It's really all the above.
- 15:34Speaker 5: But I think there's no better way to do it
- 15:38Speaker 5: than shotgunning.
- 15:39Speaker 3: Become a legend.
- 15:42Speaker 6: The whites we're spilling. But does anyone you know a
- 15:46Speaker 6: toast to the last show of the year.
- 15:48Speaker 2: I don't know, to the last show of the year, brother,
- 15:50Speaker 2: to the last show.
- 15:51Speaker 6: Of the year, to seasonal depression, coming to a close to.
- 15:55Speaker 2: The big game, become a legend. He said, what is doing?
- 16:02Speaker 3: Oh no, you did the wrong way with us. Stick
- 16:04Speaker 3: with us? So quiet here. Sorry, he'll make it, he'll
- 16:12Speaker 3: make it.
- 16:13Speaker 1: You're watching a master at work.
- 16:17Speaker 2: That is impressive. Good job, Thank you, good job brother.
- 16:23Speaker 9: What was the time on leeven points seven seven?
- 16:30Speaker 3: So called the flip?
- 16:32Speaker 5: Tails never fails, but I believe.
- 16:38Speaker 6: Do we have a simulation.
- 16:41Speaker 1: We do? Will you have your coin?
- 16:44Speaker 3: Yes, sir?
- 16:46Speaker 6: Watching details nickel?
- 16:50Speaker 8: I know the get go did not come out here?
- 16:51Speaker 1: Bring a nickel? The super Bowl flip?
- 16:57Speaker 8: This is a super Bowl coin. This is what you're
- 16:59Speaker 8: looking for.
- 17:02Speaker 2: Yi, there you go.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Continue, Yes, sir, show tails?
- 17:10Speaker 3: Is this what we're all going?
- 17:13Speaker 2: I know what I'm going.
- 17:14Speaker 8: Is there a better rivalry in all of life?
- 17:17Speaker 1: Heads versus tails?
- 17:18Speaker 3: I don't think there is so much.
- 17:19Speaker 1: We love head but tails leads?
- 17:22Speaker 3: Oh it's heads.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Yeah. It doesn't matter that.
- 17:27Speaker 3: Your boys going ahead?
- 17:27Speaker 2: Same things. When you drop a ball in practice, doesn't
- 17:30Speaker 2: matter if it's Wednesday, as long as you can do
- 17:31Speaker 2: it on Sunday.
- 17:32Speaker 3: Right for the heads.
- 17:33Speaker 1: The lights aren't on in practice, No, they're not.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Go ahead, JP, you're going ahead to get go? I'm
- 17:38Speaker 3: going heads?
- 17:39Speaker 7: Yeah, last seven of the ten Super Bowls were tails
- 17:42Speaker 7: and tails leads.
- 17:43Speaker 1: I have wrot that down seven.
- 17:45Speaker 8: All the time, and they will extend that lead.
- 17:48Speaker 3: Let's go, what do I like that they're about to do.
- 17:51Speaker 3: And they just pull out a football and just say
- 17:52Speaker 3: lacers or spaces.
- 17:57Speaker 2: On the ground. Yeah, damn, a good stat I had
- 18:02Speaker 2: that right. I'm gonna go tails as well.
- 18:04Speaker 3: I'm gonna go tails as well.
- 18:06Speaker 2: So we got tales tails heads all right, Okay, you
- 18:09Speaker 2: need that too for the for the playoff record.
- 18:11Speaker 3: Nothing, this is super Bowl. Everything else is wipe. Nothing
- 18:14Speaker 3: else matters. That's not never regular season.
- 18:17Speaker 2: You can't just do shitty in the like, not great
- 18:19Speaker 2: in the playoffs and the like. Nothing else matters.
- 18:21Speaker 3: You did matters in regular season.
- 18:23Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's the regular season. You know the playoffs now.
- 18:25Speaker 3: Playffs don't matter. Now, it's the Super Bowl.
- 18:27Speaker 1: It's a big dance.
- 18:27Speaker 3: Roll up here, aren't we? Zero and zero?
- 18:30Speaker 6: All right?
- 18:31Speaker 2: All right? Fine, you want to this is you want
- 18:32Speaker 2: to do this narrative. That's fine, that's fine. So we
- 18:35Speaker 2: got tails heads tails tails, Yeah, get you a tweet
- 18:40Speaker 2: like that. But it's starting to kick in.
- 18:44Speaker 3: Yeah, you're out man and out numbers.
- 18:45Speaker 2: All right, let's talk Gatoray color boys. Let me give
- 18:48Speaker 2: you guys some stats before JP steals my stats.
- 18:51Speaker 1: I got no stats.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Since twenty fifteen, Blue has appeared the most five and
- 18:55Speaker 2: that is four times. That's forty four point four percent.
- 18:58Speaker 2: Since two thousand and one, Red has never won. Purple
- 19:02Speaker 2: and yellow Gatorade have only appeared three times.
- 19:07Speaker 3: That's all I got, JP.
- 19:08Speaker 7: Do you know I was just thinking about it earlier today.
- 19:12Speaker 7: Do they actually have gatorade on the sideline?
- 19:14Speaker 3: It's the dump?
- 19:16Speaker 8: Just for the dump, I'm saying, you all drink gatorade?
- 19:18Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I.
- 19:20Speaker 7: Feel like all the stuff has come out, like you
- 19:23Speaker 7: think they'd have something better than gatorade for y'all on
- 19:25Speaker 7: the sideline.
- 19:26Speaker 2: What you suggest twisted tea?
- 19:28Speaker 1: Like twisted tea exactly?
- 19:30Speaker 5: Are y'all drinking if it's offered?
- 19:34Speaker 6: Is it not giving you a little gummy ache?
- 19:36Speaker 2: But sometimes that does happen sometimes when you when you
- 19:39Speaker 2: come off the sideline there's guys with trays waiting for
- 19:41Speaker 2: you with water or gatorade. Usually like take half the gatorade,
- 19:45Speaker 2: pour water.
- 19:45Speaker 6: In it, and then gatorade. Ever giving you that like
- 19:48Speaker 6: stomach ache type thing.
- 19:49Speaker 5: Because I feel like when I specifically drink gatorade while exercising.
- 19:54Speaker 6: It's a no go, always not.
- 19:57Speaker 3: I was just a big cramp guy the electro lines.
- 20:00Speaker 3: It's a lot. It's a long day on the sideline.
- 20:02Speaker 3: My legs get a little stiff, and I might just
- 20:04Speaker 3: take some SIPs just for some punch, Like let me
- 20:06Speaker 3: get a little.
- 20:07Speaker 7: Yeah, with all that being said, I'm taking yellow plus
- 20:09Speaker 7: four fifty Yellow.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Yes, it's my favorite flavor, dark Horse.
- 20:14Speaker 3: I like that. All right, all right, JP's going yellow,
- 20:17Speaker 3: Get go?
- 20:17Speaker 2: What do you got?
- 20:18Speaker 3: You've already said it color you have to be poured red.
- 20:21Speaker 3: But if you think about it, chiefs forty nine ers,
- 20:23Speaker 3: what color are they?
- 20:24Speaker 7: Yes? And Gary just brought up amazing point. Travis Kelsey
- 20:28Speaker 7: Taylor Swift one of her top albums red, But you
- 20:34Speaker 7: can't take back words that we're already spoken.
- 20:36Speaker 3: Purple has went to plus two twenty five from plus
- 20:39Speaker 3: eight hundred. Why Andy Reid's last bath was purple?
- 20:42Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the number one color in the NFL for guitaring?
- 20:49Speaker 1: Red?
- 20:52Speaker 3: Purple?
- 20:52Speaker 1: Usually always Probably.
- 20:53Speaker 3: I wrote a little poem, Roses are red, violets are blue.
- 21:07Speaker 3: Purple is the new favorite. But that picks not for you.
- 21:13Speaker 3: The last three out of four has been blue the
- 21:18Speaker 3: juice whore. Okay, orange plus five fifty plus five fift said,
- 21:26Speaker 3: you can't rhybe orange.
- 21:28Speaker 6: You're the new shell silver Stein.
- 21:29Speaker 10: Really, Jackie, You'm I'm truly becoming as in true theme,
- 21:38Speaker 10: I think that Andy Reid is running a no nonsense
- 21:41Speaker 10: operation this week, and for that reason, it will be
- 21:47Speaker 10: clear water. It's gonna be indoors, which means it's not
- 21:55Speaker 10: gonna dry as fast.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Huh.
- 21:57Speaker 5: It means it's gonna get sticky. To just listen. Like
- 22:01Speaker 5: I said, I didn't pay very much.
- 22:03Speaker 6: It's clear. It's water. It's fucking water.
- 22:06Speaker 5: And it always has been, even though I think maybe
- 22:09Speaker 5: like one out of the last twelve super Bowl has
- 22:11Speaker 5: been water.
- 22:13Speaker 6: It's gonna be water or clear.
- 22:15Speaker 5: There is a clear gatorade, so if it even is
- 22:17Speaker 5: that kind of like off Pincer's white Gatorade, I still
- 22:20Speaker 5: cover plus one thousand Asian of chaos.
- 22:26Speaker 3: I like too, how you just yelled louder at the
- 22:28Speaker 3: camera when you said it's always been water like it's just.
- 22:31Speaker 6: A no brain in my head.
- 22:33Speaker 5: The louder your voice gits, the more you're able to
- 22:36Speaker 5: logically speak, which has always been the case.
- 22:39Speaker 3: That's always been the case. Okay, I'll go purple. I
- 22:44Speaker 3: think it's gonna be purple.
- 22:45Speaker 6: Not a What y'all's favorite Gatoride flavor? I that JP's
- 22:48Speaker 6: is yellow.
- 22:49Speaker 7: The white, the white one that's a horrible yellow is
- 22:53Speaker 7: my favorite flavor.
- 22:55Speaker 2: Honestly, it's the white one, that yellow fire.
- 22:58Speaker 6: That one is what I think of with a Gatorade stomach.
- 23:01Speaker 3: Mine yeah, mine, Uh, mine's always been yellow. By a
- 23:04Speaker 3: stop drinking yello because I heard to make sure a
- 23:06Speaker 3: peanut smaller.
- 23:07Speaker 2: Really you had you guys want to hear some lame shit.
- 23:11Speaker 2: What Stephen, what's your favorite Gatorade flavor? Oh no, listen
- 23:16Speaker 2: to this, say it loud.
- 23:21Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm a big fan of light blue.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Light blue.
- 23:24Speaker 2: He just moves on from the cucumber comet. I am
- 23:29Speaker 2: never in my life when you told me that a
- 23:31Speaker 2: few months ago. Have ever heard somebody sip cucumber go?
- 23:34Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it for me. That was in Vegas, right, Yeah, you.
- 23:38Speaker 2: Went out and seeked out a cucumber flavor.
- 23:40Speaker 3: But listen, he also gets heartburn. He also needs to
- 23:43Speaker 3: carry around his tomb now heard wine can give him
- 23:45Speaker 3: some heartburn, dude, gatorwad gives me heartburn.
- 23:48Speaker 2: I only drank Gatorade when I was playing I only
- 23:51Speaker 2: drank Gatorade when I was playing games. But during the week,
- 23:53Speaker 2: if I drink Gatorade like that night at a bad heartburn,
- 23:56Speaker 2: tell me worms.
- 23:57Speaker 1: That's why we own that body armor.
- 23:59Speaker 2: That's why we're on the Oh yeah, damn. Probably should
- 24:02Speaker 2: to talk about Gatorway for forty five minutes. All right,
- 24:06Speaker 2: next prop Bet Super Bowl MVP Jack, start us off.
- 24:12Speaker 5: I've been writing this narrative all day, all day, and
- 24:16Speaker 5: it's gonna be Patrick Mahomes MVP.
- 24:20Speaker 6: Written in the stars.
- 24:21Speaker 5: He's going to solidify himself in the conversation of greatest
- 24:26Speaker 5: quarterbacks of all time. I believe he is going to
- 24:30Speaker 5: have three passing TVs over on his rushing yards, under
- 24:36Speaker 5: on his passing yards. But he's gonna come through in
- 24:39Speaker 5: the late fourth quarter drive two minutes. It's gonna be
- 24:42Speaker 5: down maybe twenty four to twenty. I don't know. That
- 24:46Speaker 5: also defeats my whole overprocess. But it's Patrick Mahomes. It's
- 24:49Speaker 5: Patrick Mahomes MVP.
- 24:52Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 24:52Speaker 3: Yeah, you dumped the total right, Uh, let's move on.
- 24:58Speaker 3: Can't win them all.
- 24:59Speaker 2: I guess you gotta got Patrick's piece in your mouth
- 25:02Speaker 2: a little bit with that little speech.
- 25:04Speaker 3: I think everybody's got Patrick's peace in their mouth, not me.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Who you got, JP?
- 25:09Speaker 1: Y'all know who I got? Man?
- 25:10Speaker 7: The most versatile player on that field, Deebo Samuel. He
- 25:15Speaker 7: hadn't scored a touchdown this whole playoffs. He was a
- 25:18Speaker 7: little bit banged up. But going into the NFC Championship game,
- 25:21Speaker 7: what did he say? He asked him about his body,
- 25:23Speaker 7: do you care about your body? Saying I ain't protecting nothing?
- 25:26Speaker 7: And during the during the game, he ain't protected nothing.
- 25:29Speaker 7: And after the game, he's protecting that m v P Trophy,
- 25:31Speaker 7: the Lombardi Trophy and anything else he wants to protect.
- 25:34Speaker 3: He ain't gonna be protecting nothing when he has you
- 25:36Speaker 3: bent over that couch either the way, you're fucking standing
- 25:39Speaker 3: for him, protect your heart through for good to him. Yeah,
- 25:41Speaker 3: you can change him.
- 25:42Speaker 1: JP's first time, looks bro, this first.
- 25:44Speaker 3: Time got blacked.
- 25:45Speaker 2: It's not my first time.
- 25:46Speaker 1: It's not my first time. We went to school together.
- 25:50Speaker 3: You can warn protection. I ain't protected nothing. Christian McCaffrey.
- 25:57Speaker 3: Christian McCaffrey, care to expand, he's yeah, over, I have
- 26:07Speaker 3: him over in attempts. What else I have for it? Oh,
- 26:11Speaker 3: I had over in attempts. I think he's going to
- 26:13Speaker 3: I think he's gonna put up at least a hundred.
- 26:16Speaker 3: I think he's gonna be very pivotal in this game.
- 26:17Speaker 3: I think Shanahany gets very creative in the run game.
- 26:20Speaker 3: I think brock Pertty is really close to getting that
- 26:22Speaker 3: MVP spot. But Christian McCaffrey, I can see him getting
- 26:25Speaker 3: two touchdowns like he has the last I don't know
- 26:27Speaker 3: how many games out of how many games, but take
- 26:31Speaker 3: that stat to the bank. Christian McCaffrey. I just say
- 26:33Speaker 3: he's gonna have a monster game. And I think the
- 26:35Speaker 3: you know Niner's gonna win spoiler spoiler alert, the MVP
- 26:42Speaker 3: of my team is probably gonna win the game.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Taylor Depo, I hate that.
- 26:47Speaker 2: We're doing this now before buy oursell because I want
- 26:50Speaker 2: to talk through my by erself.
- 26:51Speaker 1: A little bit. We can do.
- 26:53Speaker 3: We can save it to the end.
- 26:55Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's at the end.
- 26:56Speaker 3: That's great, that's a great point.
- 26:58Speaker 2: So you got the forty nine ers. We're gonna take
- 27:00Speaker 2: a break when we come back.
- 27:02Speaker 3: The spread Now different ball game, it's a different ball game.
- 27:05Speaker 3: They're only favored by two points. Yeah, this could be
- 27:07Speaker 3: a one point win. Chris McCaffrey's holding up the trophy.
- 27:10Speaker 3: You know what I mean, you still win. I get
- 27:12Speaker 3: what you're saying in the bet, in the spread.
- 27:13Speaker 2: I mean, I see, I see you're buy your soul already,
- 27:15Speaker 2: so I know where you're going. But I already take
- 27:16Speaker 2: a break. You know what, Fuck it, dude, I'll just go.
- 27:18Speaker 2: I also think Patrick Mahome is gonna be a super
- 27:19Speaker 2: Bowl MVP. No, I don't, No, I don't, don't.
- 27:25Speaker 6: Don't like.
- 27:29Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to bend the knee for how wrong
- 27:31Speaker 2: I've been this year. And I think the MVP of
- 27:34Speaker 2: the super Bowl is Brock Purty.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 27:38Speaker 8: I'm with that.
- 27:39Speaker 3: So you just switched your who's gonna win the game pick?
- 27:42Speaker 2: Maybbe not.
- 27:42Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 27:43Speaker 2: I don't care about winning this one. I care about
- 27:44Speaker 2: winning this last bet. For those of you watching who
- 27:46Speaker 2: are thinking about the taking my bets, the only ones
- 27:48Speaker 2: I care about winning are the coin flip, the Gator
- 27:53Speaker 2: Bay color and then this next by yourself.
- 27:56Speaker 1: How you doing?
- 27:56Speaker 2: Right after these messages, we are back where the final
- 28:00Speaker 2: segment of our show, that is the buy or sell
- 28:02Speaker 2: segment of this segment is sponsored by Shift. Listen, big
- 28:05Speaker 2: games coming up. You need something you need in to
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- 28:11Speaker 2: in which you want those things. They take care of
- 28:13Speaker 2: your stuff. They call it like a baby, like JP
- 28:15Speaker 2: Hovey says Deebo. Samuel is going to caddle the MVP trophy.
- 28:17Speaker 2: They're gonna bring it to your doorstep, ring that doorbell,
- 28:19Speaker 2: and they won't give you big castle, just handle your
- 28:21Speaker 2: stuff and they have you on a great day and
- 28:23Speaker 2: hopefully you win all your bets. Now the buyer sell segment.
- 28:28Speaker 2: This is big because the forty nine Ers are favored
- 28:30Speaker 2: by minus two. It's a close game. It's a close game,
- 28:32Speaker 2: which is exactly what you want in the Super Bowl.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Forty nine Ers playing the Chiefs. Chiefs have been there
- 28:37Speaker 2: here a dozen times. The last time these two teams
- 28:39Speaker 2: played in the Super Bowl. The forty nine Ers are
- 28:42Speaker 2: up and the Chiefs came back and won it. And
- 28:44Speaker 2: we all talk about mostly just me, talk about that
- 28:46Speaker 2: one video of Kittle being miked up saying I will
- 28:50Speaker 2: be back here.
- 28:51Speaker 3: I will be back here.
- 28:51Speaker 2: You will not get the best of me as he
- 28:54Speaker 2: stares off at a distance with death in his eyes,
- 28:57Speaker 2: knowing that the possibility of coming back is so far,
- 29:00Speaker 2: but he's finally made it.
- 29:02Speaker 3: With that said, get go. I want to know where
- 29:03Speaker 3: you're going with this game.
- 29:04Speaker 7: Pass to JP Taylor Swift will be traveling from Japan
- 29:10Speaker 7: to the Super Bowl.
- 29:13Speaker 1: I got something to say to Taylor Swift. Mino Goshi
- 29:16Speaker 1: my sen.
- 29:18Speaker 8: I don't miss forty nine ers minus two.
- 29:23Speaker 1: Forty nine ers are lifting the trophy.
- 29:25Speaker 8: Forty nine ers have everything.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's gonna be tough, JP CAA.
- 29:31Speaker 3: I tell you something about Taylor Swift.
- 29:33Speaker 1: Sure you know your favorite number is Nope?
- 29:36Speaker 3: Her favorite number is thirteen. You know what super Bowl?
- 29:39Speaker 2: This is super Bowl fifty eight. What's five plus eight thirteen?
- 29:47Speaker 2: If Taylor Swift makes this game, it'll be her thirteenth
- 29:51Speaker 2: appearance at a Chiefs game. This is the date of
- 29:56Speaker 2: this Super Bowl is two eleven? What's two plus eleven? Now,
- 30:00Speaker 2: she has to be in Tokyo. Like you said, do
- 30:02Speaker 2: you know what the time duration is from Tokyo to
- 30:05Speaker 2: Las Vegas, Nevada? Thirteen hours? Thirteen hours? The forty nine ers,
- 30:11Speaker 2: what's four plus nine.
- 30:12Speaker 1: By the way, thirteen are what seed?
- 30:17Speaker 8: The thirteen seed knows that the one seed.
- 30:19Speaker 2: The one seed? What are the chiefs?
- 30:22Speaker 1: The thirty?
- 30:23Speaker 3: The three seed? What number is that? Thirteen?
- 30:26Speaker 2: And if you were to take thirteen away from one hundred,
- 30:28Speaker 2: what would you get? You would get eighty seven. Now
- 30:35Speaker 2: you might think that's written in the stars, and you
- 30:38Speaker 2: might think Taylor Swift is in her ivory tower holding
- 30:41Speaker 2: strings on the dolls of the NFL people, thinking that
- 30:43Speaker 2: she's just gonna let this happen, and she is creating
- 30:45Speaker 2: the narrative the NFL. But the last time a Shanahan
- 30:49Speaker 2: won a Super Bowl was.
- 30:52Speaker 3: With a McCaffrey on their team.
- 30:55Speaker 2: Ed McCaffrey, Denver, Broncos, I've got the forty nine ers
- 30:59Speaker 2: win this game, and I've got them covering. All the
- 31:03Speaker 2: hopes and dreams of the swiftiest will be crushed come
- 31:06Speaker 2: February eleven.
- 31:09Speaker 1: That was incredible.
- 31:10Speaker 3: Thanks.
- 31:12Speaker 5: Seems like you knew that all too well, and you're
- 31:17Speaker 5: wrong all the things I just said, we're right.
- 31:21Speaker 6: So let me hit you with a couple of stats.
- 31:23Speaker 5: Look, I said I didn't prepare You know, I knew
- 31:25Speaker 5: about this an hour ago.
- 31:26Speaker 6: You think I didn't come prepared.
- 31:28Speaker 3: Yeah, this whole entire show.
- 31:30Speaker 6: Yes, so let me use some knowledge.
- 31:32Speaker 5: Buck underdogs are three and ozero against the spread in
- 31:36Speaker 5: the last three Super Bowls. Mahomes ten one and one
- 31:40Speaker 5: against the spread in his career as an underdog. Mahomes
- 31:46Speaker 5: nine and three straight up in his career in the
- 31:50Speaker 5: playoffs or something like that.
- 31:52Speaker 3: I believe he's already played fifteen playoff games.
- 31:57Speaker 6: I said it before and I'll say it again. This
- 32:00Speaker 6: moment is bigger than us.
- 32:02Speaker 5: I'm not here to advocate for the Swifties, or for
- 32:05Speaker 5: the Kelsey fans, or for anyone who's a fan of
- 32:07Speaker 5: green Light or Kyle Long or whoever's podcasts we're talking about.
- 32:12Speaker 5: But this moment is much bigger than football. You've seen it.
- 32:16Speaker 5: NFL has been broadcasting it. Taylor Swift will make her
- 32:20Speaker 5: way from Tokyo and yes, thirteen hour commute. Sure she's
- 32:23Speaker 5: gonna have a full night's sleep before the game. But
- 32:25Speaker 5: Mahomes is gonna come out with Kelsey, Rashid, Rice, Andy Reid,
- 32:30Speaker 5: the whole fucking crew, and they are going to dominate.
- 32:34Speaker 6: And it's gonna break my heart because I want the
- 32:37Speaker 6: forty nine ers to win I do.
- 32:38Speaker 5: I want them to win, but it does seem like
- 32:41Speaker 5: this was written before.
- 32:44Speaker 6: Any of us were born.
- 32:46Speaker 1: Red.
- 32:47Speaker 6: Yeah, and what are the Chiefs colors?
- 32:51Speaker 3: Red?
- 32:52Speaker 6: What are the forty nine ers off? Red? Go ahead?
- 32:56Speaker 6: Would like I said before I go ahead and hammer
- 32:58Speaker 6: down this one.
- 32:59Speaker 2: Everything you just said made no sense.
- 33:04Speaker 3: Every person sitting in this room right now jump.
- 33:08Speaker 5: Because you under dogs are three. Know in the last
- 33:10Speaker 5: three super Bowls, Mahomes is ten super bowls.
- 33:14Speaker 2: Said he's ten one and one in super Bowls, as
- 33:16Speaker 2: I mean ten one and one when he is against
- 33:19Speaker 2: he's also you said he's nine and three in the playoffs.
- 33:21Speaker 2: He's played over fifteen. He need to be his fifteen
- 33:23Speaker 2: playoff game.
- 33:24Speaker 3: No, No, you could have really hit a bar with
- 33:27Speaker 3: before everybody here was born in the earliest nineteen eighty nine.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Hey, you got that back.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Get out of the woods.
- 33:36Speaker 1: Get out of the woods.
- 33:37Speaker 5: Chiefs plus two, because I can still win though this
- 33:41Speaker 5: bat with a beautiful No, you.
- 33:42Speaker 2: Can't say that and take Chiefs plus two, take cheap,
- 33:45Speaker 2: take Chiefs.
- 33:45Speaker 5: Money line, Chiefs minus two, switch by.
- 33:47Speaker 6: The Chiefs minus two. That's my lock.
- 33:51Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the weirdest negotiation I've ever seen.
- 33:55Speaker 1: I respect it.
- 33:55Speaker 6: That's why I don't drink on the job. Match man.
- 34:01Speaker 2: Just can't save you.
- 34:02Speaker 3: Now for a stray bullet. Who hasn't gone? I haven't
- 34:07Speaker 3: thirty one twenty seven. Forty nine ers are winning this game.
- 34:11Speaker 1: Forty nine ers are covering.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Christian mccaffery's playing his ass off, Brock Perty's playing his
- 34:15Speaker 3: ass off. That man has done nothing but battle like
- 34:19Speaker 3: a Jedi Verse stormtroopers. People throwing comments all year long.
- 34:22Speaker 3: Some wait for a three game losing streak to go
- 34:24Speaker 3: and say something on national television. Some buy him before
- 34:27Speaker 3: this last playoff game, saying he's not in the conversation
- 34:30Speaker 3: with the Lamar Jackson's He's not in the conversation with
- 34:32Speaker 3: the Josh Allens of the world. Who is the one
- 34:35Speaker 3: of the two last men standing right now? It's Brock Purty.
- 34:38Speaker 3: I think he balls and when he balls, potentially gets
- 34:42Speaker 3: the MVP. To Taylor's point, MVP Taylor was down on
- 34:45Speaker 3: him earlier this year. When he if let's say he
- 34:47Speaker 3: wins the MVP, the earth will shake. Taylor will start
- 34:53Speaker 3: pissing down his leg, getting on his knees, asking for
- 34:56Speaker 3: forgiveness from Brock Purdy and Brock's gonna look down, and
- 34:58Speaker 3: Taylor's gonna say Brock, and he's gonna say Tyler. He's
- 35:03Speaker 3: gonna look back up. But my name is Camp.
- 35:05Speaker 11: It doesn't matter what your name is. Forty nine ers
- 35:09Speaker 11: minus two. Apology not accepted. Forty nine ers minus two.
- 35:14Speaker 11: I'm switching my MVP pick. It's Brock Perty Big Dick Pertie, MVP.
- 35:18Speaker 3: Of the Super Bowl, whatever number it is, ste fighter
- 35:21Speaker 3: dot com, sto fighter dot comswofighter dot com. I know
- 35:26Speaker 3: that was hard for me to hear.
- 35:28Speaker 2: It's really well performed, nice, put it together, nicely, shut up.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Way better than the rock than the other guy who
- 35:36Speaker 2: did try to do something.
- 35:37Speaker 1: Hit him with another rock quote, Taylor, shut up, bitch.
- 35:45Speaker 1: He just hits you with that immediately.
- 35:48Speaker 2: All we solid boys. We feel good about it.
- 35:51Speaker 1: We're not solid, we're rich.
- 35:54Speaker 2: We want to thank you again for joining us on
- 35:56Speaker 2: Slips and Picks. I am your host, JEDT. Savage.
- 35:57Speaker 3: Have a great Big Game weekend and