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- 2:53Speaker 1: this hour, play the hits ma man, play thats third rail,
- 2:58Speaker 1: mam Man third rail. Okay, well yeah, why not? I
- 3:01Speaker 1: think this is interesting and I happen to have the
- 3:03Speaker 1: bully pulpit. So here we are. I'm gonna go to
- 3:06Speaker 1: the valley of the Green Giant unless we're not, unless
- 3:10Speaker 1: we're not. So the story has been bouncing around. We
- 3:12Speaker 1: talked about a little bit. We haven't gotten too deep
- 3:14Speaker 1: into it. We've only talked about it, I think one time.
- 3:16Speaker 1: But I lead this hour is from the Big Apple.
- 3:17Speaker 1: We are told that quarterback Jackson Dart, that's the quarterback
- 3:23Speaker 1: for the New York football team from the National Football Conference.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Jackson Dart this week addressed teammates in a meeting to
- 3:32Speaker 1: discuss his introduction of the President of the United States
- 3:36Speaker 1: last week. Now, very dramatic reporting on this, breathless reporting
- 3:41Speaker 1: around the clock from NFL media elites. They tell us
- 3:44Speaker 1: that other team leaders also spoke up.
- 3:47Speaker 3: At this giant meeting. They've all this information.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Dart and the players, they worked through it. So good
- 4:00Speaker 1: work through it. Jackson Dart actually murdered for people. They
- 4:05Speaker 1: were able to work through it. Dart got on the
- 4:07Speaker 1: stage at Rockland Community College and never been to Rockland
- 4:12Speaker 1: Community College, but a saddleback didn't play him back in
- 4:14Speaker 1: the day, and he introduced President Donald J. Trump at
- 4:18Speaker 1: a political rally at that community college. Now you might
- 4:21Speaker 1: remember this became a thing because the giant defender Abdul
- 4:27Speaker 1: Carter had an issue. He had to bug up his
- 4:29Speaker 1: ass and he voiced his displeasure. God forbid somebody not
- 4:32Speaker 1: agree with me politically. So this is a problem Carter.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Here's the amazing part. So Carter was not even at
- 4:38Speaker 1: the meeting. John Harbaugh also, according to the breathless reporting
- 4:46Speaker 1: by the NFL media, John Harbaugh had a private conversation.
- 4:51Speaker 1: He spoke to Jackson Dart as well. So all that
- 4:55Speaker 1: is a good jumping off point. Let's discuss the question
- 4:58Speaker 1: where are you at on these latest revelations that quarterback
- 5:03Speaker 1: Jackson Dart had to address his giants teammates over introducing
- 5:09Speaker 1: President Donald Trump.
- 5:11Speaker 3: So I might be on this.
- 5:11Speaker 1: I got Hogy, Orange Julius and Dental Outlaw, and we
- 5:19Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together, and you and
- 5:24Speaker 1: I are going to hang out and have a game
- 5:28Speaker 1: of spades.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Is what we're going to do.
- 5:30Speaker 1: So first of all, this has got to be the
- 5:33Speaker 1: dumbest controversy that we've seen in a while.
- 5:38Speaker 3: You know what it is.
- 5:39Speaker 1: It's designer outrage, is what it is. I put this
- 5:43Speaker 1: in the folk category. I mentioned this in a previous edition.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Jackson Dart introduces the sitting president of the United States,
- 5:51Speaker 1: something that athletes have done sporadically over the years.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Were usually at political rallies.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Normally it's not for a sitting president, but somebody that
- 6:00Speaker 1: is running for reelection, so technically a sitting president that
- 6:03Speaker 1: will run for reelection or something like that. It's been
- 6:04Speaker 1: going on decades. Whether it's not all football players, mostly not,
- 6:08Speaker 1: but Lebron James has done this. He was campaigning for
- 6:11Speaker 1: his preferred political candidates and whatnot. And while I certainly
- 6:15Speaker 1: do not love this mindset, talk more about that in
- 6:19Speaker 1: a minute. This is the line in the sand that's
- 6:23Speaker 1: been drawn here and now Jackson Dart has been forced
- 6:26Speaker 1: to a truth and you know that's make up group meeting,
- 6:32Speaker 1: I guess is the way I would describe it something
- 6:34Speaker 1: along those lines. It is a one way street, That's
- 6:36Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say.
- 6:37Speaker 3: And everyone knows it, and it's like one of those things.
- 6:39Speaker 1: If Dart had introduced a president, like if Joe Biden
- 6:44Speaker 1: was still the president and he said, here is Joe
- 6:46Speaker 1: Biden the President of the United States, they would they
- 6:50Speaker 1: would name a hogi after him in Manhattan.
- 6:53Speaker 3: Okay, well, that's fine. There's no team meeting, there's there's
- 6:56Speaker 3: none of that.
- 6:56Speaker 1: Instead, the football media they act like Jackson Dart detonated
- 7:01Speaker 1: a bomb, a neutron bomb, and just great, because we
- 7:10Speaker 1: talked about the story earlier this week, there is an
- 7:12Speaker 1: actual domestic violence arrest that has gotten a fraction of
- 7:17Speaker 1: the oxygen that this story has gotten out there in Wisconsin.
- 7:23Speaker 1: And the cherry on top, by far, the cherry on
- 7:26Speaker 1: top is Abdua Carter, the guy who sparked the firestorm,
- 7:31Speaker 1: privately cleared the air days ago and wasn't even at
- 7:34Speaker 1: the meeting. He had some excused absence.
- 7:39Speaker 3: And oh but wait, there's more.
- 7:42Speaker 1: So you've got the coach John Harbaugh, who also has
- 7:47Speaker 1: ties to the president. He was at the White House,
- 7:51Speaker 1: the People's House last year in twenty twenty five as
- 7:56Speaker 1: coach of the Ravens. He went to DC and was
- 7:59Speaker 1: hanging out there and so does he have to have
- 8:04Speaker 1: a meeting? Also, does he need to apologize, Like, yeah,
- 8:08Speaker 1: I don't buy this as a locker room crisis. I
- 8:11Speaker 1: maintain my long standing take from previous episodes that most
- 8:16Speaker 1: athletes don't give a crap about politics. They are more
- 8:22Speaker 1: worried about other things. They're not concerned about that. And
- 8:25Speaker 1: most young people are not into politics. It's always been
- 8:28Speaker 1: that way, It'll always be that way.
- 8:32Speaker 3: As I've said, as.
- 8:33Speaker 1: You get older in life, you grow up, you love
- 8:35Speaker 1: your sports and a lot I've lost a lot of
- 8:37Speaker 1: good listeners who have crossed over and just I'm into
- 8:41Speaker 1: politics now, that's.
- 8:42Speaker 3: All I'm into.
- 8:42Speaker 1: And you go from liking the Raiders or the vikings
- 8:48Speaker 1: of the Patriots, and then you pick team Blue or
- 8:50Speaker 1: team Red, and that's what you go with. You change teams.
- 8:54Speaker 1: I don't buy it's a locker room crisis now ageat
- 8:56Speaker 1: my point earlier, and I maintained that point. I would
- 8:59Speaker 1: prefer the world where these guys are all like Switzerland,
- 9:01Speaker 1: and yeah, both both sides by merch, both sides buy
- 9:05Speaker 1: tickets and all that stuff, And that would be the
- 9:08Speaker 1: way I would I would model it if I was
- 9:10Speaker 1: advising someone, uh and and and it's this is what
- 9:15Speaker 1: happens though, when the outrage industry runs out of real
- 9:18Speaker 1: villains and they need that content the content cycle. Rada
- 9:23Speaker 1: Tat Tat, Tat tat.
- 9:25Speaker 4: Now.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Secondly to Canzah City, where Andy read Big Red, Andy
- 9:33Speaker 1: Reid addressed not the Komodo dragon in the room. Andy
- 9:38Speaker 1: Reid addressed the inmate in the corner of the county jail.
- 9:43Speaker 1: That's right, the chiefs wide receiver who could not stay
- 9:46Speaker 1: stay off the weed, couldn't stay off the weed while
- 9:49Speaker 1: on probation, so he's currently sitting in jail. And Andy
- 9:54Speaker 1: Reid said of wide Receiver Rashi Rice, that he needs
- 9:57Speaker 1: to treat his latest trip to the Pokey Pokey Pokey
- 10:01Speaker 1: is a learning experience, Andy Reid said, for the future.
- 10:04Speaker 1: And I said, the team's moving forward, just normal as
- 10:07Speaker 1: they go. And when he meeting Rashie Rice gets back,
- 10:11Speaker 1: we've got to get him caught up and doing what
- 10:14Speaker 1: he needs to do, which I guess means stay out
- 10:16Speaker 1: of handcuffs and then make sure he gets it, et cetera,
- 10:20Speaker 1: et cetera, et cetera. And then Andy Reid gave the
- 10:24Speaker 1: money quote saying that this is a life lesson and
- 10:27Speaker 1: life lessons are important and we're all giving chances to learn.
- 10:32Speaker 1: So he's on in that position right now. Question, how
- 10:37Speaker 1: do you process Andy Reid calling Chiefs wide receiver Rashie
- 10:43Speaker 1: Rice and his current trip to jail.
- 10:45Speaker 3: A life lesson?
- 10:48Speaker 1: All right, So Andy Reid, if I'm reading this right,
- 10:52Speaker 1: Andy Reid basically says, yeah, listen.
- 10:55Speaker 3: This guy's a headache.
- 10:56Speaker 1: We can all agree on that. He's our headache, and
- 10:59Speaker 1: we love our headache. This isn't some deep, profound life lesson.
- 11:04Speaker 1: It's a loyalty test and the Chiefs are still grading
- 11:08Speaker 1: on a massive curve on this one. Big rad His
- 11:12Speaker 1: actual message, I've seen the Rosetta stone, and I asked
- 11:17Speaker 1: the Rosetta stone, I said, what is the actual message?
- 11:19Speaker 1: And the message is simple. Andy Reta is saying, we
- 11:23Speaker 1: are going to tolerate the circus as long as that
- 11:28Speaker 1: clown can still catch the ball and score touchdowns. The
- 11:31Speaker 1: Chiefs are not in the morality business. They're not no
- 11:36Speaker 1: morality there. They're in the Patrick Mahomes window is still open,
- 11:41Speaker 1: and we blew it last year. We don't want to
- 11:43Speaker 1: waste another year of prime Patrick Mahomes and Rashie Rice
- 11:48Speaker 1: is just incredibly lucky. His production in the eyes of
- 11:52Speaker 1: Kansas City still outweigh the aggravation the headache that he
- 11:57Speaker 1: has provided. And if Rashie Rice in the multiverse, there
- 12:00Speaker 1: is a dimension in the multiverse where Rashie Rice is
- 12:03Speaker 1: a number four wide.
- 12:04Speaker 3: Receiver on the depth chart.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Fringe Roster Guy and his life lesson from Andy Reid
- 12:11Speaker 1: would be a nice pink slip, a metallic pink slip
- 12:15Speaker 1: from Andy Reid. Instead, Big Red is out here quoting
- 12:20Speaker 1: the Old GM gospel learned while sipping a drink at
- 12:23Speaker 1: an Orange Julius. When the juice is still worth the squeeze,
- 12:29Speaker 1: you keep on squeezing. And so this isn't a teachable moment.
- 12:32Speaker 1: How many chances he gets. This is a cat with
- 12:35Speaker 1: nine lives. This is simply a cost benefit analysis. Wearing
- 12:41Speaker 1: a jockstrap is what it is. And Rice is firmly
- 12:44Speaker 1: on the Natty list. However, Kansas City still needs presence
- 12:50Speaker 1: on Sunday as long as he's on the Natty list.
- 12:53Speaker 1: But as long as he continues to provide on Sunday
- 12:57Speaker 1: deliver presents We're Okay, and he reads tall big tone
- 13:01Speaker 1: guy body language and tone and any reached tone was that.
- 13:05Speaker 3: We're disappointed.
- 13:07Speaker 1: However, we're also incredibly thin wide receiver. Have you seen
- 13:11Speaker 1: our depth chart? We got some real turns out there.
- 13:13Speaker 1: We need this guy, and so the Chiefs don't. They
- 13:16Speaker 1: don't want a choir boy. They're not going to get one.
- 13:19Speaker 1: They want a chain moving yak and yack speed demon
- 13:23Speaker 1: who can just manage to stay out of the jewelry,
- 13:26Speaker 1: the handcuffs and stay away from the photo booth mugshot.
- 13:30Speaker 3: And it's the classic.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Rule of the National football If you ball, they'll stall,
- 13:38Speaker 1: right If your ball, they'll stall.
- 13:39Speaker 3: If you slip, they'll ship. Get rid of you. Get
- 13:43Speaker 3: out of here. Bro.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Meanwhile, we go to baseball. What kind of kind of
- 13:49Speaker 1: go to baseball? To Philadelphia, Bryce Harper and a very
- 13:55Speaker 1: interesting decision with the daily routine of brushing his teeth.
- 14:02Speaker 1: As mentioned in a previous episode of the show. If
- 14:05Speaker 1: you missed it, for those of you that are blind,
- 14:07Speaker 1: Bryce Harper literally sucks the toothpaste right out of the
- 14:11Speaker 1: tube and then begins the process of cleaning his teeth. Yeah,
- 14:19Speaker 1: and he posted this online. It went viral. Pretty large
- 14:25Speaker 1: amount of people saw this thing, or at least the
- 14:27Speaker 1: bots enjoyed it.
- 14:28Speaker 3: The algorithm enjoyed.
- 14:29Speaker 1: It as he exposed his method to the world via TikTok.
- 14:33Speaker 1: The Philly superstar was asked about this and he said, hey,
- 14:37Speaker 1: I'm very happy with the views. I mean, it's gone viral.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Harper said this quote. It's gone viral, So I'm happy
- 14:42Speaker 1: about that. He told reporters this week. It always helps
- 14:47Speaker 1: with my videos when it goes viral. He said, so
- 14:51Speaker 1: if that's what makes it go viral, and I'll take it.
- 14:55Speaker 1: How great is it? Bryce Harper's got a three hundred
- 14:57Speaker 1: million dollar contract. He's worried about a viral TikTok video.
- 15:00Speaker 1: You've already won. Sit this one out, dude, You've already won.
- 15:04Speaker 1: What are you doing? Well?
- 15:06Speaker 3: That was not the end of Bryce Harper.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Harper he was not happy with the group of people,
- 15:12Speaker 1: mostly Mets fans and Braves fans and all that that
- 15:15Speaker 1: went for the jugular and he was asked about the
- 15:19Speaker 1: people that have been very mean to him and rude,
- 15:23Speaker 1: and Harper said, I mean people are losers, and you
- 15:28Speaker 1: know they're going to be losers.
- 15:30Speaker 3: Bryce Harper said, if.
- 15:33Speaker 1: That's what they want to do, then that's what they're
- 15:36Speaker 1: going to do. So that's a good quote I don't
- 15:39Speaker 1: have audio on that. That would be a good drop.
- 15:40Speaker 1: People are losers, and you know they're going to be losers.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Solid quote from Bryce Harper question where do you fall
- 15:50Speaker 1: on the Phillies? Bryce Harper toothpaste firestorm. So only in
- 15:57Speaker 1: a town like Philadelphia does your envy become a dental
- 16:01Speaker 1: outlaw on the TikTok and all the other social media platforms.
- 16:06Speaker 1: So Bryce Harper is not brushing his teeth, He's doing
- 16:10Speaker 1: a shot of toothpaste. Like it's a night out at
- 16:15Speaker 1: the club with the boys and he's out at the bar.
- 16:17Speaker 3: Can I get a shot? Sure?
- 16:18Speaker 1: What kind of shot do you want? Can I get
- 16:20Speaker 1: a Crest flavored shot?
- 16:21Speaker 3: Okay? I like to change it up every night.
- 16:24Speaker 1: So he's out there, I guess he's like, well, I'll
- 16:26Speaker 1: do Crest one night.
- 16:27Speaker 3: Then he's mouth.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Chugging aquafresh because why not, and in the process becoming
- 16:34Speaker 1: the first influencer sponsored by Big Mint, the Big Mint influencer,
- 16:40Speaker 1: Bryce Harper. Now, naturally, the interweb went wild, the world
- 16:45Speaker 1: Wide Web, and Bryce started calling people losers, as we said,
- 16:49Speaker 1: over this bizarro eating of hygiene products. And honestly, I
- 16:57Speaker 1: like this is like the most filly thing. Ever. I
- 17:00Speaker 1: know Harper's a Vegas guy, and he was the YouTube kid.
- 17:03Speaker 1: I remember when Bryce Harper popped up on my radar.
- 17:05Speaker 1: He was in high school in Vegas, and they said,
- 17:09Speaker 1: this guy's going to be the next big thing, and
- 17:11Speaker 1: he wants to get right to He's like good enough
- 17:13Speaker 1: to be in the major leagues at like seventeen and
- 17:15Speaker 1: the sixteen and all that stuff, and so they were
- 17:17Speaker 1: really hyping this upisode. I've known about Bryce Arper way
- 17:19Speaker 1: before he became a major league baseball player, but here
- 17:22Speaker 1: we are.
- 17:22Speaker 3: He's fully in the big leagues.
- 17:25Speaker 1: He's made it there and it's just great. And if
- 17:29Speaker 1: Harper wants to call people losers, you know, the first
- 17:32Speaker 1: person he should start with, I'm gonna go with his
- 17:35Speaker 1: mom and dad or a brother or I don't know
- 17:38Speaker 1: if he's got brothers or sisters, but somebody in that
- 17:41Speaker 1: family taught him dental hygiene where you just put the
- 17:45Speaker 1: tube of the toothpaste, the crash of the aqua fresh
- 17:49Speaker 1: or whatever you're using, and he just put that right
- 17:51Speaker 1: in the mouth, just like that. And it made me wonder.
- 17:54Speaker 1: I was like, are there a lot of people that
- 17:57Speaker 1: is I've never been around people that do. And I
- 18:00Speaker 1: don't see a lot of people brushing their teeth. It's
- 18:02Speaker 1: not a normal activity. I consider this like there's an
- 18:06Speaker 1: issue we talked about on my podcast, the Fifth Hour
- 18:08Speaker 1: podcast a while back, the great debate with toilet paper,
- 18:15Speaker 1: and I just assumed, because I was raised the right way,
- 18:18Speaker 1: the toilet paper goes over the top, so you grab
- 18:21Speaker 1: the role, you pull it down over the top. And
- 18:24Speaker 1: there's these people, this subculture of Neanderthals who go under
- 18:29Speaker 1: with the toilet paper, and so I wanted to as
- 18:31Speaker 1: a widespread thing. I don't know, I've never met anyone,
- 18:35Speaker 1: you know, I've been a racking back when I played
- 18:36Speaker 1: sports and we had to be in the locker room,
- 18:40Speaker 1: you know, back in my day, like Al Bundy at
- 18:42Speaker 1: Polk High School and all that stuff. You taste, the pace,
- 18:45Speaker 1: you run, the race.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Is how it works there.
- 18:48Speaker 1: And of course some bitter rivals are saying, well, yeah,
- 18:50Speaker 1: Bryce sucks the toothpaste out. Of course, the Phillies suck
- 18:54Speaker 1: everything else out of their fans, although they're playing better
- 18:57Speaker 1: with Donnie Baseball as their manager. And still imagine being
- 19:00Speaker 1: a grown man and this is what you go viral for.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Bryce Harber didn't go viral for three home runs in
- 19:05Speaker 1: a game. He didn't go viral for some amazing defensive play.
- 19:08Speaker 1: He went viral for putting the toothpaste right in the
- 19:14Speaker 1: mouth without the middleman, the toothbrush which most of us
- 19:18Speaker 1: use the middle man.
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- 22:47Speaker 1: through the, overnight and you got to pay off The
- 22:50Speaker 1: Mallord riddle of the, day and then we'll take some
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- 22:52Speaker 3: Calls and that's how we do. Things here's the riddle
- 22:56Speaker 3: of the.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Day the Since Cinnati, Reds i've been to more games
- 23:00Speaker 1: and More Red sox games this year Than dodger. GAMES
- 23:02Speaker 1: i Guess i'm not A dodger. Fan, well they kind
- 23:04Speaker 1: of outlawed me. There, Anyway here's The Mallard riddle of the.
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- 23:11Speaker 1: viral when he regretted eating, immediately he regretted eating blank
- 23:16Speaker 1: while covering The reds game against The mets At City
- 23:19Speaker 1: field In New. York he called it the lowest point
- 23:23Speaker 1: of his, career is what he called. It and let's see,
- 23:28Speaker 1: here does anyone know the answer to The Mallard riddle
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- 23:40Speaker 3: Milk that was?
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- 24:19Speaker 3: Jokes i'll see if we'll get to. Those normally we
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- 25:23Speaker 1: you know it's a big. Night When Hungarian mike's, listing he,
- 25:25Speaker 1: Says mallard chicken nuggets With colgate on top Of, no
- 25:29Speaker 1: It's mallard. Chickens It's mallard chicken. Fingers, okay so don't
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- 25:39Speaker 6: Is?
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- 25:46Speaker 4: Food?
- 25:47Speaker 3: Yeah it's a it's a.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Food, yeah you, coop you know what it, is?
- 25:54Speaker 7: RIGHT i, MEAN i KNOW i can't tell you what
- 25:57Speaker 7: it is, exactly BUT i Think i've had it. Before,
- 25:59Speaker 7: honestly is it like all the scraps thrown into one?
- 26:02Speaker 3: Bowl it's it's like a breakfast.
- 26:04Speaker 1: DISH i had it a long time. Ago it's SCOTT.
- 26:10Speaker 3: I mean pork.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Scraps NO i. Had, WELL i didn't eat, porkcress BUT i. Had.
- 26:16Speaker 1: UH i think it's like A dutch food or something like.
- 26:19Speaker 3: That, right it's.
- 26:20Speaker 1: UH i had it on The East. Coast it's the
- 26:22Speaker 1: VERSION i had, had like potato stuff and.
- 26:25Speaker 3: MEAT i think they called it Scrap AM i?
- 26:27Speaker 1: Wrong AM i?
- 26:28Speaker 3: AM i? Incorrected?
- 26:29Speaker 7: Then, WELL i mean it's it says it says scrapple
- 26:31Speaker 7: as a savory pan fried loaf made from pork scraps like,
- 26:35Speaker 7: liver heart and, trimmings mixed with, cornmeal, buckwheat flour and.
- 26:37Speaker 3: Spices MAYBE i didn't.
- 26:39Speaker 1: HAVE i had like meat they. Said they didn't say
- 26:41Speaker 1: it was hard.
- 26:41Speaker 7: Scraps popular in the Mid ATLANTIC, us Especially Pennsylvania dutch.
- 26:49Speaker 3: Country, OH i.
- 26:51Speaker 1: Thought it was like meat and potatoes and some other
- 26:54Speaker 1: spices and.
- 26:54Speaker 3: STUFF i thought MAYBE i.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Didn't, right what? Else that's enough least ridiculous. Answer do
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- 27:02Speaker 3: Ord, yeah, Dude, NO i JUST i saw this video.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Today it was called a duck, press and they take
- 27:07Speaker 1: the insides of the duck and they put it in
- 27:09Speaker 1: the press and then they.
- 27:10Speaker 7: Smush it until all the duck juice comes.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Out oh delicious, Invitation, Ben but, no my guess for
- 27:21Speaker 1: what he ate was Fifty snickers. Bars fifty snicker, bars all, Right,
- 27:25Speaker 1: well The REDS tv reporter immediately regretted he went viral
- 27:30Speaker 1: eating the answer City Fields Skyline chili egg roll said
- 27:37Speaker 1: the lowest point of his career was eating The Skyline
- 27:40Speaker 1: chili egg roll At City. Field SO i did not
- 27:44Speaker 1: eat the local Delicacy Skyline chili In. Cincinnati and the
- 27:48Speaker 1: REASON i didn't need it IS i had a long
- 27:50Speaker 1: flight back to The West coast AND i didn't have
- 27:51Speaker 1: a lot of. Time and sometimes As i've gotten, older
- 27:54Speaker 1: my stomach kind of kicks my ass a little bit
- 27:57Speaker 1: IF i need to be in the proper air near a.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Toilet AND i didn't really want to have to be
- 28:02Speaker 1: on a. Plane SO i really did it for the
- 28:04Speaker 1: people THAT i was going to be sitting around on the.
- 28:06Speaker 1: Plane it is WHAT i. DID i did have the
- 28:08Speaker 1: ice cream That greater's ice. Cream you ever Had greater's
- 28:10Speaker 1: ice cream From cincinnatai's rus now we haven't had. That
- 28:12Speaker 1: that is went out With we Had, Robbie queen rocks
- 28:16Speaker 1: in and we had can't close the Deal neil and
- 28:20Speaker 1: his Son. Corbin and it was really really. GOOD i
- 28:23Speaker 1: love THAT i got to go back just for. That so,
- 28:27Speaker 1: anyway all, right well let's see. Here let's take a.
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- 28:48Speaker 4: know just around here and Straight, leada straighten up our
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- 28:59Speaker 4: time to meet you and. EVERYBODY i really it made my.
- 29:04Speaker 4: Day it was. Great people have called me about. That you.
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- 29:37Speaker 3: Exactly.
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- 30:00Speaker 3: Time but oh, good have you.
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- 30:52Speaker 3: give up like.
- 30:53Speaker 4: That but, yeah it's been bad on the ninety two
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- 31:00Speaker 1: What about the baseball situation in The Great state of
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- 31:29Speaker 3: Anymore, singing, dancing the whole?
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- 32:54Speaker 6: just maybe let me IF i give a good, take
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- 33:12Speaker 6: politically Correct trump wasn't. So i'm not A trump fan
- 33:15Speaker 6: first of. All but if he wasn't, SO i don't.
- 33:18Speaker 6: Know i'm not trying. TO i can't think of the right.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Word but, well he's unlike any other he's unlike any
- 33:23Speaker 1: other politician that we've. Got so he didn't he didn't
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- 33:36Speaker 6: has a, problem and a guy goes to, church and
- 33:38Speaker 6: it's like there is to have to apologize and talk
- 33:43Speaker 6: to a team because you introduced a president at one.
- 33:47Speaker 6: Time thing it was off the. Field it.
- 33:49Speaker 1: Did, yeah we, agree IT'S i don't think he. APOLOGIZED
- 33:55Speaker 1: i think just the fact that they played it. Up
- 33:57Speaker 1: the media is very dramatic reporting about how listen, here
- 34:01Speaker 1: we have to have this this, meeting and we have
- 34:04Speaker 1: to air out our. Grievances And i'm telling you The
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- 34:10Speaker 1: i've been doing this show for a long. Time these
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