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- 0:00Speaker 1: February 25th, 1946. The Whistler brought listeners episode 196, Murder
- 0:07Speaker 1: in Haste. In this CBS Pacific Network broadcast, originally sponsored
- 0:12Speaker 1: by Signal Oil, Albert Taylor leaves Florida aboard a northbound
- 0:16Speaker 1: train for New York after a violent quarrel with his
- 0:19Speaker 1: wealthy wife. A suspicious detective keeps watch. and Taylor acts
- 0:24Speaker 1: on an opportunity to exchange identities with a celebrated mystery writer,
- 0:29Speaker 1: an impersonation that carries him into mounting risks. Written by
- 0:33Speaker 1: Eleanor Beeson, the cast includes Joseph Kearns, Gerald Moore, Elliot Lewis,
- 0:39Speaker 1: and Marvin Miller. This Armed Forces Radio Service version, circulated
- 0:44Speaker 1: as Mystery Playhouse, edited from the original broadcast. And now,
- 0:49Speaker 1: our story begins.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Good evening, creeps.
- 1:02Speaker 3: Your mystery playhouse invites you now to listen to the
- 1:04Speaker 3: whistler story of Murder in Haste.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Now, here is the whistler.
- 1:35Speaker 4: Albert Taylor was two people.
- 1:38Speaker 5: To the Cafe Society crowd in Miami, he was the
- 1:41Speaker 5: charming young husband of a silver fortune from Denver, aged 45,
- 1:46Speaker 5: amply mature and a little crotchety. To his wife Helen,
- 1:50Speaker 5: the silver fortune, he was something else again, an unpleasant
- 1:54Speaker 5: little boy whose unpleasantness had to be bought off with
- 1:58Speaker 5: hundred-dollar bills instead of chewing gum.
- 2:01Speaker 4: This made for friction, of course.
- 2:04Speaker 5: After three years of marriage, Helen was heartily sick of
- 2:08Speaker 5: both Elberts.
- 2:09Speaker 4: And more careful with the hundred dollar bills. And Elbert, too,
- 2:13Speaker 4: had reached the saturation point.
- 2:15Speaker 5: As a matter of fact, the unpleasant little boy was
- 2:17Speaker 5: on the verge of a tantrum.
- 2:21Speaker 6: Elbert?
- 2:21Speaker 2: Is that you?
- 2:22Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 2:23Speaker 6: Elbert, I'm awfully upset. Oh, what now? My bracelets.
- 2:29Speaker 8: The diamond and emerald one.
- 2:31Speaker 6: I put it in the drawer of my.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Vanity last night, after the party.
- 2:34Speaker 6: Well, what about it? It's gone. I've questioned the servants
- 2:37Speaker 6: and they don't... Did you, uh, call the police? No.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Good.
- 2:43Speaker 6: What do you mean? I told you I'd get money somewhere, Helen.
- 2:46Speaker 6: You took it? Of course I took it. I see.
- 2:50Speaker 6: And what did you do with it? I sold it,
- 2:51Speaker 6: of course.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Oh!
- 2:52Speaker 6: What did you expect?
- 2:53Speaker 3: Think I'm going to sit up and beg you for
- 2:54Speaker 3: every time I need five dollars? Sure, that's what you want,
- 2:57Speaker 3: isn't it?
- 2:58Speaker 6: Come on, come on. Watch Elbert, the train carrier.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Eats, sleeps, walks, talks, thinks like a human being.
- 3:03Speaker 8: That's enough, Elbert.
- 3:03Speaker 6: You bet it's enough. I'm sick of it. I'm through
- 3:06Speaker 6: being your favorite charity.
- 3:08Speaker 8: You don't know how right you are.
- 3:10Speaker 2: What?
- 3:11Speaker 6: What does that mean?
- 3:12Speaker 8: It's very simple.
- 3:14Speaker 7: I'm going to call the police and tell them you've
- 3:16Speaker 7: stolen my bracelet.
- 3:18Speaker 6: Oh, wait a minute. Don't be ridiculous. Get away from me.
- 3:20Speaker 6: Give me that phone. Let go of my hand.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Why, you nagging.
- 3:23Speaker 3: This is disagreeable.
- 3:24Speaker 7: Albert, I'm sorry.
- 3:27Speaker 6: You want to watch me jump, don't you? You want
- 3:28Speaker 6: to crack the whip and watch me jump? You're hurting me.
- 3:31Speaker 4: Yes.
- 3:32Speaker 6: Let go, please. I'll hurt you all right. I'd like
- 3:35Speaker 6: to shake you until... I'd like to shake until your
- 3:38Speaker 6: teeth go bad.
- 3:39Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 3:53Speaker 5: Well, Albert, why don't you do something? Why don't you
- 3:57Speaker 5: go over there to the hearth and help her up?
- 4:00Speaker 5: Or perhaps you're not as dazed as you look standing
- 4:03Speaker 5: there in the middle of the room. Maybe even now
- 4:06Speaker 5: you realize Helen isn't going to get up because she
- 4:09Speaker 5: struck her temple on the andiron when you hurled her
- 4:12Speaker 5: across the room. Yes, Albert, she's lying there so very still.
- 4:19Speaker 5: Because she's dead. There'll be no more ugly squabbles over money.
- 4:38Speaker 5: No more jumping through hoops for Helen. Because the last
- 4:41Speaker 5: argument was final, wasn't it? So final that Helen lies
- 4:45Speaker 5: dead in front of the hearth. A minute later, you've
- 4:49Speaker 5: decided on the only course of action possible. You leave
- 4:52Speaker 5: her in her bedroom and lock the door. The servants
- 4:55Speaker 5: in their separate quarters are used to your arguments and
- 4:58Speaker 5: probably have paid no attention. Two hours and 20 minutes later,
- 5:02Speaker 5: you're standing on the observation platform of the limited express
- 5:06Speaker 5: bound for Jacksonville and points north.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Nice night.
- 5:12Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't hear you come up.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 5:16Speaker 6: I said it was a nice night.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 5:20Speaker 6: I saw you running for the train when we were
- 5:22Speaker 6: pulling out. Just made it, didn't you? Yeah, it was
- 5:24Speaker 6: kind of close, all right.
- 5:28Speaker 2: You been in Miami long?
- 5:29Speaker 6: No, been fishing off the Keys just a week or so.
- 5:33Speaker 5: I see.
- 5:36Speaker 6: My name's Ricketts.
- 5:37Speaker 2: Glad to know you.
- 5:38Speaker 6: I'm Brown, Richard Brown.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Uh-huh. You going up to New York, Brown?
- 5:45Speaker 6: That's right. Well, I guess I'll be getting inside, Ricketts.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Good idea. I'll go with you.
- 6:04Speaker 4: You knew it the minute he opened his mouth, didn't you, Albert?
- 6:07Speaker 5: Ricketts is a plainclothes cop. And there can be only
- 6:11Speaker 5: one reason why he's so interested in you. He's right
- 6:13Speaker 5: behind you as you walk back through the train to
- 6:15Speaker 5: your seat. And you're wondering if he'll sit beside you
- 6:18Speaker 5: when you stop there. Then when you're ten feet from.
- 6:21Speaker 6: It, it hits you.
- 6:22Speaker 9: You realize why he's following you.
- 6:25Speaker 5: Your luggage with your initials E.T. on it is in
- 6:27Speaker 5: the baggage rack over the seat. And Ricketts is just
- 6:30Speaker 5: waiting for you to stop there. You hold your breath
- 6:33Speaker 5: and keep on going.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Uh, Brown? Yeah? Isn't this your seat?
- 6:39Speaker 6: Why, no, no. I have a compartment up ahead.
- 6:43Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
- 6:45Speaker 6: Well, good night, Browns.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Good night.
- 6:55Speaker 5: There's only one place to go, the club car and
- 6:58Speaker 5: the bar, where you can sit for a minute and think.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Yes, sir?
- 7:03Speaker 6: Make it a Manhattan.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Dry.
- 7:05Speaker 6: Dry Manhattan. Right, sir.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 7:09Speaker 6: Oh, is this your magazine here, sir?
- 7:10Speaker 2: What? Oh, no, no.
- 7:12Speaker 6: May I look at it?
- 7:13Speaker 2: Sure. Thank you. Are you going to New York?
- 7:15Speaker 3: Yes.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Yes.
- 7:17Speaker 10: Well, it'll be cold up there this time of year.
- 7:18Speaker 10: A lot of snow and all that. Yes, I suppose so.
- 7:22Speaker 10: You know, I'm as excited as a kid. I haven't
- 7:24Speaker 10: seen snow for an age. Matter of fact, I haven't
- 7:27Speaker 10: set foot in America for, well, five years. Oh, it's
- 7:30Speaker 10: great to be back. I get a kick out of
- 7:32Speaker 10: just talking to Americans again.
- 7:34Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
- 7:35Speaker 10: I was sitting in my compartment a few minutes ago
- 7:37Speaker 10: and thinking... You have a compartment?
- 7:39Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah. A couple of cars ahead.
- 7:41Speaker 6: Oh, wow. My name's Brown, Mr... Jameson.
- 7:45Speaker 2: Uh... Leslie Jameson. Jameson?
- 7:49Speaker 6: Wait a minute. You're not the mystery writer.
- 7:52Speaker 2: I'm afraid I am, yes. Here you are, sir.
- 7:55Speaker 10: Drum and hand.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
- 7:57Speaker 6: Well, here's to you, Mr... What's the matter?
- 8:02Speaker 2: Oh, nothing.
- 8:03Speaker 6: Say, Jameson, why don't we go to your compartment? Be
- 8:08Speaker 6: quieter there. We could have the drinks sent in.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Why, of course, if you'd like.
- 8:19Speaker 4: Yes, Albert, the compartment would be quieter.
- 8:22Speaker 5: And you'd feel a little more comfortable, particularly since you
- 8:25Speaker 5: noticed your friend Mr. Ricketts stroll into the bar and
- 8:28Speaker 5: sit down, still hunting for the occupant of your seat,
- 8:31Speaker 5: no doubt.
- 8:33Speaker 4: Mr. Jameson finds the compartment pleasanter, too.
- 8:37Speaker 10: Well, a man can't stay forever in Buenos Aires and
- 8:40Speaker 10: continue to write for the American public.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Has to keep in touch, you know. Don't you think so? Oh, yes, yes,
- 8:48Speaker 2: of course.
- 8:49Speaker 6: So you say you left Buenos Aires, huh?
- 8:51Speaker 10: Yes, planned to anyway, but made it a little earlier
- 8:54Speaker 10: on account of that nasty business with my assistant.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Ah, yes, I see. Well, I'll probably go back in
- 8:58Speaker 2: a year or so. Did you ever read anything of mine, Brown?
- 9:01Speaker 3: I can't say I've done much reading in the detective storyline.
- 9:05Speaker 3: You have a serial running in one of the magazines right.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Now, haven't you? Yes. Murder in Haste. I don't suppose
- 9:11Speaker 2: you're reading it.
- 9:12Speaker 6: No, I'm sorry. If I'd known I was going to
- 9:14Speaker 6: meet the author, I'd have boned up on it.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Oh, don't apologize, Brown. Well... How about a nightcap before
- 9:20Speaker 2: we turn in, eh?
- 9:21Speaker 6: Oh, it's early yet, Jameson. Surely you're not going to
- 9:23Speaker 6: give up the ship so soon.
- 9:25Speaker 10: Well, I've got to confess I'm a little bush. I've
- 9:27Speaker 10: been rattling on like a magpie all evening.
- 9:30Speaker 2: There. There you are. Oh, thanks.
- 9:32Speaker 6: Wow, that's beautiful brandy.
- 9:35Speaker 10: None better. Well, Brown, what do we drink to? Oh,
- 9:39Speaker 10: I have it to crime, Brown. Mighty profitable business, for
- 9:43Speaker 10: me at least. Yeah, here's to crime.
- 9:46Speaker 2: You know, that's odd.
- 9:47Speaker 10: Murder is my business, and yet I've never in my
- 9:52Speaker 10: life seen a murdered man.
- 9:54Speaker 2: A fact? No.
- 9:55Speaker 10: Never been in a police court. Hardly ever known a policeman. Well,
- 10:00Speaker 10: I'm really sort of a phony when you get right
- 10:01Speaker 10: down to it. Well, Brown, it's been great talking to you,
- 10:05Speaker 10: but I.
- 10:05Speaker 6: Tell me more about your agent. You were saying you've
- 10:07Speaker 6: never met him personally?
- 10:08Speaker 2: Oh, Farrell.
- 10:09Speaker 10: Well, he's a great agent. I've often wondered what he
- 10:11Speaker 10: looks like. Sometimes I think he must be a magician
- 10:14Speaker 10: with a long beard, the way he pulls royalties out
- 10:18Speaker 10: of a hat.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Ha-ha. I sold my leading character to a radio series. Wow.
- 10:23Speaker 6: You've never even been to New York?
- 10:24Speaker 2: Never. Probably the only man in the business who can
- 10:27Speaker 2: say that. Well, Brown, it's close to midnight and I.
- 10:29Speaker 6: Uh, look, Jameson, what about this serial you're running? Maybe
- 10:31Speaker 6: you could bring me up to date on it and I.
- 10:33Speaker 2: I'll tell you about it tomorrow, Brown. Right now, I'm
- 10:36Speaker 2: awfully tired. Oh, it's early yet. Now, see here, I
- 10:39Speaker 2: don't want to be rude, but I'll have to ask
- 10:41Speaker 2: you to.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Good Lord, what's that?
- 10:44Speaker 6: I'm trying to stop. Stop the train.
- 10:45Speaker 2: Back up! Back up!
- 10:55Speaker 5: An open switch, a signal down, and the southbound local
- 11:00Speaker 5: is suddenly there on the same track without warning. It's
- 11:03Speaker 5: over in a split second, and then you open your eyes, Albert.
- 11:07Speaker 5: You're all right, miraculously safe, in the tangled network of
- 11:11Speaker 5: steel and sprinted wood that used to be a Pullman car.
- 11:15Speaker 4: And there's Leslie Jameson.
- 11:17Speaker 5: He wasn't so lucky, Albert. There's nothing you can do
- 11:20Speaker 5: for him now. The other end of the coach is
- 11:23Speaker 5: in flames and they're moving towards you. Finally, you managed
- 11:26Speaker 5: to get out.
- 11:27Speaker 6: I've got to get out. Through this window. Watch this glass.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Here, let me help you.
- 11:31Speaker 4: Give me your hand.
- 11:33Speaker 2: That's it. Oh, thanks. You all right? I think so.
- 11:38Speaker 6: I'm a little dizzy.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Oh, sure.
- 11:39Speaker 4: Oh, it's you, Mr.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Brown.
- 11:41Speaker 4: Oh.
- 11:42Speaker 6: Ricketts.
- 11:43Speaker 2: You're lucky.
- 11:43Speaker 6: This coach got it worst of all. Look at that fire.
- 11:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 11:45Speaker 6: Got out just in time.
- 11:46Speaker 4: Hey, that fellow you were drinking with at the bar
- 11:48Speaker 4: went to your compartment with you.
- 11:49Speaker 2: He still in there?
- 11:49Speaker 7: My compartment?
- 11:51Speaker 6: Pretty sure he's Albert E.
- 11:51Speaker 4: Taylor.
- 11:52Speaker 6: Murdered his wife in Miami. Is he still there?
- 11:53Speaker 2: No.
- 11:55Speaker 6: No, he left a few minutes before the crash.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Well, you better get on ahead, Mr. Brown.
- 11:58Speaker 4: I gotta give him a hand here. Can you make
- 11:59Speaker 4: it up to the crossing? There's a highway restaurant up there.
- 12:01Speaker 6: Sure, sure.
- 12:02Speaker 2: I'm okay. Thanks. Okay, Brown.
- 12:04Speaker 6: Take it easy.
- 12:04Speaker 11: Farewell.
- 12:13Speaker 5: Well, Albert, you stand there dazed for a minute, watching
- 12:16Speaker 5: the fire move closer.
- 12:18Speaker 4: Then you decide to take a chance.
- 12:20Speaker 5: Crawl back to Leslie Jameson's body, take his wallet, his ring,
- 12:23Speaker 5: and watch. Exchange them for your ring and watch. Engraved,
- 12:27Speaker 5: to Albert with all my love, Helen. Then as the
- 12:31Speaker 5: flames move close, you find his briefcase and bag and
- 12:34Speaker 5: crawl out with him. Ten minutes later, you stagger into
- 12:36Speaker 5: the highway restaurant at the grade crossing.
- 12:41Speaker 6: Say, uh, I wonder if you fellas can help me.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Hurt, mister?
- 12:45Speaker 9: We got the doc in the back room.
- 12:46Speaker 2: Come on. No, no, no, I'm all right.
- 12:47Speaker 6: I just want to get out of here. I thought
- 12:49Speaker 6: I could hire a car, get a bus to New York.
- 12:51Speaker 4: You were in the wreck? Yeah. Say, I'm the AP
- 12:53Speaker 4: correspondent here. Could you give me your name? I'm Leslie James.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Leslie James.
- 13:00Speaker 6: Say.
- 13:01Speaker 4: Aren't you the fellow who writes those murder mysteries?
- 13:03Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's right. Well, if that ain't a coincidence, Frank,
- 13:06Speaker 6: only last night you and me made that bet.
- 13:07Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, now we can settle it once and for all.
- 13:09Speaker 9: Yeah, we was betting which one would turn out to
- 13:11Speaker 9: be the murderer in that serial you're running.
- 13:12Speaker 2: In a post.
- 13:13Speaker 6: Oh, well, that's very flattering. Now, I wonder if you
- 13:15Speaker 6: could help me about the bus I'm in.
- 13:16Speaker 4: Say, Mr.
- 13:17Speaker 9: Jameson, could you give us an advance tip on the murderer?
- 13:20Speaker 6: Yeah, then we won't have to wait for the magazine
- 13:22Speaker 6: to come out tomorrow.
- 13:23Speaker 4: Who was it, Mr.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Jameson? Who?
- 13:24Speaker 4: Well, I don't think that would be.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Give me a fast cup of coffee, will you? Yeah, sure.
- 13:27Speaker 6: Oh, Ricketts.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Oh.
- 13:30Speaker 6: Pretty rough out there. Three cars gone.
- 13:32Speaker 9: What are you guys standing around here for? You been
- 13:34Speaker 9: out there and looked at it? Well, I gotta stand
- 13:36Speaker 9: by the car. I'm a recorder, pal, and I'm getting
- 13:37Speaker 9: the story. Or I was until you.
- 13:39Speaker 2: How do you feel, Brown? Brown?
- 13:43Speaker 4: That's Leslie Jamison, the writer.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Huh?
- 13:45Speaker 6: I thought your name was Brown. Oh, of course I... Well,
- 13:49Speaker 6: you know how it is.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Here's your coffee. Thanks. No, Mr.
- 13:52Speaker 6: Brown, I don't know how it is. How is it?
- 13:56Speaker 4: Leslie Jameson, famous mystery story writer.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Well?
- 14:02Speaker 4: Traveling, incognito.
- 14:04Speaker 6: Well, you see, Rick, I didn't want to.
- 14:07Speaker 2: Oh, I get it.
- 14:09Speaker 4: We've been reading Mr.
- 14:10Speaker 6: Jameson's serial in the post, Murder in Haste. Had a
- 14:12Speaker 6: little bet with Frank here on who the murderer was. Oh,
- 14:14Speaker 6: I can tell you that. I read the last installment
- 14:17Speaker 6: last night.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure.
- 14:18Speaker 6: Got it at a newsstand in Miami. Well, we ain't
- 14:20Speaker 6: got it here yet.
- 14:21Speaker 4: Well, Mr.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Jameson, whodunit.
- 14:23Speaker 6: Well, I don't want to spoil the story for you.
- 14:26Speaker 6: You ought to finish.
- 14:27Speaker 4: Afraid we won't buy another copy of the magazine? Yeah, yeah,
- 14:30Speaker 4: come on, Jameson.
- 14:31Speaker 6: Well, it's a matter of ethics. What do you mean, ethics?
- 14:36Speaker 6: I know how it ends.
- 14:37Speaker 2: Sure, Jameson.
- 14:38Speaker 6: I can tell the boys I got it straight from
- 14:39Speaker 6: the author's mouth.
- 14:40Speaker 4: Come on, now, what goes?
- 14:41Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to.
- 14:43Speaker 6: I got you a car, Lieutenant.
- 14:44Speaker 2: Oh, good. I'll be right with you.
- 14:46Speaker 6: Hey, you guys know anyone who wants to go to
- 14:47Speaker 6: New York? I got a car and I want someone
- 14:49Speaker 6: to share the driving.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Well, Jameson.
- 14:50Speaker 4: Sure, you said you were going to New York, didn't you, Jameson?
- 14:52Speaker 6: Well, as a matter of fact... Well, you can come
- 14:54Speaker 6: with me, huh? Give me a hand with the driving.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Come on. All right.
- 14:57Speaker 6: Oh, but first, give him a break. Tell him who
- 15:00Speaker 6: the murderer was. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's against my principles. Well,
- 15:06Speaker 6: it's your business. Come on.
- 15:11Speaker 11: Hey, it was the old lady did it. You got
- 15:24Speaker 11: hotel space in New York, Jameson?
- 15:26Speaker 6: No, not yet. I thought I'd arrange that when I arrived.
- 15:29Speaker 6: You haven't been around much lately, I see. Probably isn't
- 15:31Speaker 6: a room that he had.
- 15:32Speaker 2: That bad?
- 15:33Speaker 6: Worse. Well, I think I might be able to fix
- 15:35Speaker 6: you up at the Midtown. I know the manager there. Oh,
- 15:38Speaker 6: I couldn't possibly... Oh, forget it, Jameson. Glad to help
- 15:41Speaker 6: you out. Can you fix him up, Walter?
- 15:55Speaker 2: Oh, I think so. Just sign the register, Mr... Jameson.
- 15:59Speaker 6: Leslie Jameson, the writer.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Well, why didn't you say so? Look, I.
- 16:03Speaker 6: I don't want to put you out.
- 16:04Speaker 2: Oh, nonsense. We're honored, Mr.
- 16:05Speaker 6: Jameson.
- 16:06Speaker 2: I'm a mystery fan myself.
- 16:08Speaker 9: I want to tell you that murder in haste has
- 16:10Speaker 9: me fooled right up to the last page.
- 16:12Speaker 2: Oh, Peters.
- 16:12Speaker 6: Yes, sir?
- 16:13Speaker 2: This is Mr. Leslie Jameson. Now get the boys over.
- 16:16Speaker 6: I want to take a few pictures. Pictures?
- 16:17Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 16:18Speaker 6: Wait a minute. I don't want any pictures.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Oh, nothing to it, Mr.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Jameson.
- 16:21Speaker 2: Just a couple of the boys from the Star Express.
- 16:23Speaker 2: I know you're tired, but it won't take long. And, Peters. Yes?
- 16:27Speaker 2: Have some flowers sent up to Mr. Jameson's room.
- 16:30Speaker 10: We'll have the pictures taken there.
- 16:32Speaker 2: Uh, Peters is our press agent, Mr. Jameson. He'll take
- 16:34Speaker 2: care of you.
- 16:35Speaker 4: Oh, certainly will, Mr.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Jameson.
- 16:36Speaker 4: Right this way.
- 16:38Speaker 3: Say, um, look here, Peters. You look like a reasonable man.
- 16:43Speaker 3: I never have my picture taken, and I don't intend
- 16:45Speaker 3: to stand for it now.
- 16:46Speaker 4: You just don't know New York newspaper photographers, Mr.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Jameson.
- 16:49Speaker 6: It's much easier if you give in. What'll happen if
- 16:52Speaker 6: I refuse?
- 16:53Speaker 4: You'll find out. And you did find out, didn't you, Albert?
- 17:03Speaker 4: You were helpless. There was nothing you could do.
- 17:06Speaker 5: They came, they saw, they took pictures, and all you
- 17:09Speaker 5: could do was rage.
- 17:10Speaker 4: And try to keep your face covered. That only made
- 17:13Speaker 4: a better story for them.
- 17:16Speaker 6: They were delighted, Albert.
- 17:18Speaker 5: The next day, there are pictures of you in the tabloids,
- 17:20Speaker 5: hiding your face under the caption, Leslie Jameson, mystery author,
- 17:25Speaker 5: stages publicity scene in room.
- 17:27Speaker 4: At Midtown Hotel.
- 17:29Speaker 5: And to complete the success of your change of identity,
- 17:32Speaker 5: the second page of the same paper carries the news
- 17:35Speaker 5: that you, Albert Taylor, wanted for the murder of his
- 17:39Speaker 5: wife in Miami, perished in the train wreck. You're all
- 17:43Speaker 5: mixed up now, aren't you, Albert? But you almost wish
- 17:46Speaker 5: Helen was with you again to make the decisions for
- 17:49Speaker 5: you like she used to.
- 17:50Speaker 4: And then suddenly there's nothing for you to do. The
- 17:52Speaker 4: decision is all made.
- 17:58Speaker 2: Yes? Mr. Jameson? Yes?
- 18:00Speaker 3: Mrs.
- 18:01Speaker 9: Jameson is on her way up.
- 18:03Speaker 6: What?
- 18:03Speaker 2: Your wife. I assumed it would be all right to
- 18:06Speaker 2: tell her that.
- 18:08Speaker 6: Never mind.
- 18:08Speaker 8: Hello, Leslie.
- 18:17Speaker 2: Oh, what are you.
- 18:18Speaker 8: Maybe I'd better come in. Well?
- 18:24Speaker 2: Well, what?
- 18:27Speaker 6: All right, what are you going to do about it?
- 18:29Speaker 8: You're an awfully simple sort, aren't you, Mr. Whatever-Your-Name-Is?
- 18:34Speaker 2: All right, I suppose I am.
- 18:36Speaker 8: How did you expect to get away with it after
- 18:38Speaker 8: all the publicity? All right, where is he? What have
- 18:41Speaker 8: you done to him?
- 18:41Speaker 6: Now, wait a minute, Mrs. Jamison. I can explain.
- 18:43Speaker 8: Maybe you'd better.
- 18:44Speaker 3: Your husband was killed in that train wreck in Florida.
- 18:47Speaker 3: I had reasons for wanting to disappear, so I took
- 18:51Speaker 3: his identity.
- 18:51Speaker 6: I never meant to keep it up. Now, if you'll just...
- 18:55Speaker 6: Just what? Now, look, there's nothing we can do for
- 18:58Speaker 6: your husband. Now he was killed. You believe that, don't you?
- 19:00Speaker 6: I don't... Well, I'm going to leave town. All I
- 19:03Speaker 6: ask is that you forget you ever saw me.
- 19:05Speaker 8: I see.
- 19:08Speaker 6: What are you going to do?
- 19:11Speaker 8: I could go to the police, of course.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Wait a minute. Wait.
- 19:16Speaker 6: I can make it worth your while to.
- 19:17Speaker 8: Oh, stop simpering. Does anyone know you here in New York?
- 19:21Speaker 2: No.
- 19:22Speaker 7: That's very fortunate. You see, Leslie and I, we didn't
- 19:27Speaker 7: get along. As a matter of fact, we'd been separated
- 19:30Speaker 7: for some time. He said he was cutting me out
- 19:32Speaker 7: of his will. So, with Leslie dead, I don't get
- 19:35Speaker 7: anything at all.
- 19:36Speaker 8: But, with Leslie alive.
- 19:38Speaker 6: Wait a minute. You wouldn't... Why not?
- 19:41Speaker 7: He could retire right now and live off his royalties
- 19:43Speaker 7: without doing another lick.
- 19:45Speaker 6: You want me to keep this up?
- 19:47Speaker 2: Of course. Don't be ridiculous.
- 19:49Speaker 6: There are a dozen reasons why I can't. He'll discover
- 19:51Speaker 6: it in a week.
- 19:52Speaker 8: You have his baggage.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Yes.
- 19:55Speaker 8: And I know his signature.
- 19:56Speaker 7: I can imitate it perfectly. I know his background like
- 19:59Speaker 7: a book. You may as well get used to it, Mr.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Jamison.
- 20:03Speaker 6: I tell you I won't do it. It's the most
- 20:04Speaker 6: fantastic thing I ever heard of.
- 20:06Speaker 7: There's a Lieutenant Ricketts down in the lobby. You know,
- 20:08Speaker 7: he seemed quite interested in our relationship.
- 20:12Speaker 8: Of course, if you like, I'll bring him up to date.
- 20:17Speaker 6: All right, Mrs. Jameson.
- 20:19Speaker 8: Darling, just call me Ruth. There's a dear. Ruth.
- 20:32Speaker 2: Ruth. Yes, what is it?
- 20:34Speaker 6: I tell you, this can't go on. You're spending money
- 20:36Speaker 6: like a child.
- 20:37Speaker 3: $ 28, 000 in three months besides the deposits I made to
- 20:40Speaker 3: your account.
- 20:41Speaker 6: Why, we're behind in the rent. The maid hasn't been paid.
- 20:43Speaker 6: Just look at these bills.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Look at them.
- 20:44Speaker 6: I haven't got a penny. Are you all through?
- 20:48Speaker 8: You know, there's your quarterly royalty check due tomorrow.
- 20:50Speaker 6: That'll only pay part of the bills.
- 20:52Speaker 8: It's not paying any of them, darling. It's going into
- 20:54Speaker 8: my account.
- 20:55Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
- 20:56Speaker 6: Maybe you've got a fast way of getting out from
- 20:58Speaker 6: under these bills.
- 20:59Speaker 8: That's your worry, dear, not mine.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Five, seven, fourteen, thirty-two.
- 21:13Speaker 8: Having trouble?
- 21:14Speaker 3: Oh, nothing at all, sweetheart. It's just that my account's
- 21:17Speaker 3: overdrawn by $ 500. Of course, you could finish your book, dear.
- 21:22Speaker 7: Sure.
- 21:23Speaker 6: Finish the book. Write a Leslie Jameson mystery novel.
- 21:26Speaker 7: Well, then I suppose you'll just have to think of
- 21:29Speaker 7: something else.
- 21:30Speaker 6: Ruth, be honest with me.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Actually, how long do you intend to carry on with this?
- 21:39Speaker 8: Indefinitely, dear. You know, I know when I have a
- 21:41Speaker 8: good thing.
- 21:42Speaker 6: You mean, then, there's no end?
- 21:44Speaker 8: Oh, there is if you want one. There are always
- 21:47Speaker 8: the police, of course.
- 21:48Speaker 6: Will you quit throwing that up to me? You could
- 21:51Speaker 6: be decent about it, you know. There could have been
- 21:53Speaker 6: plenty without you bleeding.
- 21:54Speaker 2: Me to death.
- 21:55Speaker 8: I think I've been pretty fair with you. Six months now.
- 21:57Speaker 6: No sleep. Pounded day and night. I can't eat.
- 21:59Speaker 8: This isn't getting us anywhere.
- 22:01Speaker 6: I'm trying to dodge my shadow. I'm getting nowhere. Afraid
- 22:03Speaker 6: all the time.
- 22:04Speaker 3: This dagger hanging over my head.
- 22:06Speaker 8: Alfred, what's happened to you? Alfred, get a hold of yourself.
- 22:09Speaker 2: No way out, is there?
- 22:10Speaker 6: I'm trapped. I run into a corner. There's no way
- 22:14Speaker 6: to turn. Albert, stay away from me.
- 22:16Speaker 8: There's no way to turn, is there?
- 22:17Speaker 6: What are you doing?
- 22:18Speaker 9: There's no way to turn.
- 22:40Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
- 22:41Speaker 6: You're... You're the desk sergeant?
- 22:44Speaker 2: That's right. What can I do for you?
- 22:46Speaker 6: Well, you can take this down. I, uh.
- 22:49Speaker 2: What's the matter, pal?
- 22:53Speaker 6: I just killed my wife.
- 23:05Speaker 4: Well, Albert.
- 23:06Speaker 5: For the first time since that awful night in Miami,
- 23:09Speaker 5: you feel relaxed.
- 23:11Speaker 4: It's over now, isn't it? The hounding, the fear, the
- 23:14Speaker 4: dagger hanging over your head. They're gone now.
- 23:19Speaker 5: You sit down in a chair by the sergeant's desk
- 23:22Speaker 5: and start to tell him the whole thing.
- 23:24Speaker 3: And then I wandered around the streets all night. I
- 23:31Speaker 3: thought about running away again. And then it all seemed so.
- 23:36Speaker 2: Useless. You came into the station and spilled it, huh? Yeah.
- 23:41Speaker 6: What, you're going over there?
- 23:43Speaker 2: I've been there. Found her an hour after you did it.
- 23:45Speaker 2: I see.
- 23:48Speaker 6: You may as well know that she's not my wife.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we know that, Mr. Jameson. She was your
- 23:54Speaker 2: assistant in Buenos Aires. What? You say she was shaking
- 23:58Speaker 2: you down, huh? What'd she have on you? I... I'm
- 24:02Speaker 2: her assistant. Oh, that's right, your assistant. Have you, uh,
- 24:08Speaker 2: had a lapse of memory or something, Jameson?
- 24:11Speaker 4: Your assistant?
- 24:13Speaker 2: Yes, I have.
- 24:13Speaker 10: Now tell me, Jameson, what was she threatening to take
- 24:16Speaker 10: to the police? Okay, but a three-year-old would have known
- 24:19Speaker 10: it was a bluff. That's the last thing in the
- 24:22Speaker 10: world she would have done. No, you don't know her.
- 24:24Speaker 10: She would have done anything.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Not if it meant her neck, pal. Huh?
- 24:29Speaker 10: You have got a bum memory, Jameson. It was all
- 24:32Speaker 10: over Bonazeri six months ago. She's wanted down there.
- 24:37Speaker 2: For murder. That brings down the curtain of the mystery
- 24:50Speaker 2: playhouse for tonight, creeps. So, good night.
- 24:56Speaker 4: Sleep tight.
- 25:00Speaker 2: This is the Armed Forces Radio Service.
- 25:12Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
- 25:49Speaker 1: That concludes The Whistler, episode 196, Murder in Haste. Follow
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