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BEST OF '25: Piano Practice · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Key.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A.
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  Speaker 2: My wife has actually gotten offer for you guys. Would
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  Speaker 2: you be interested?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's to do with accounting, accounting, what accounting your
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  Speaker 3: finances and that?
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  Speaker 2: Sure? Why what do you think it was? I was
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  Speaker 2: oping to do anything except this?
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  Speaker 3: You know, you know how we run a pretty slick
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  Speaker 3: operation in terms of our finances. So every week, various
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  Speaker 3: automatic payments put small amounts of money into various accounts.
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  Speaker 3: You've got your groceries account, your utilities account, I've.
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  Speaker 2: Got a fun account.
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  Speaker 3: Accounts. I've got a fun account, motorcycle account, motorbike account
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  Speaker 3: for saving up for a motorbile account, sports account because
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  Speaker 3: we want to encourage playing indoor nipball and squash and
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  Speaker 3: golf and stuff like that. She's actually sat down because
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  Speaker 3: she was listening to the show the other day and
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  Speaker 3: she's she's made you guys some accounts and she's got
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  Speaker 3: some ideas for you. Would you be interested in at
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  Speaker 3: least just hearing me out?
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  Speaker 4: You know what it sounds like, Man, it sounds like
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  Speaker 4: we're going to get stitched up here or Key, he's
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  Speaker 4: going to put the boot in.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it does have that vibe about it, doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? It's my wife brot Okay, great
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  Speaker 2: head house keezy.
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  Speaker 3: So Jace will start with you man. She suggested a
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  Speaker 3: massive Honker account.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's my way.
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  Speaker 2: But what I mean, no, I'm open to that, but
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what's it for?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: We putting a hell of a lot of funds in
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  Speaker 2: their brother. That's literally all right, let's move. That's my song.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darkey.
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  Speaker 2: It's hood mother fucking.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: How did how was any of me? That's you started?
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  Speaker 2: Am I saying? You hate? How much left I is there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And it was a different thing. It's been, yes, and
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  Speaker 2: for a week still a great sting for a week
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  Speaker 2: there we were getting pugs to make heaps of stings
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  Speaker 2: on the fly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But this is actually and should we rename this to
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  Speaker 3: What's on the Leftovers?
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  Speaker 2: New Zealand? I think you can take some things too far?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah man, and that's too far? Is it? So?
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  Speaker 3: How this works is all the ticks that flooded in
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  Speaker 3: last night for what's for?
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  Speaker 2: What's on the dinner? What's on the dinner New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: It's a tricky one to remember for you, isn't it
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  Speaker 2: for me? Yeah? It doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it just flows off the towngue for us. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So basically all the leftover texts that we didn't read out,
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  Speaker 3: we read them out tonight and tell you what you
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  Speaker 3: can do with the leftovers from last night's meal? Yes, genius,
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  Speaker 3: good a Fellers. Derek here, Yeah, Derek Jeter toasted sammis, cheese, onion, ham, tomato.
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  Speaker 2: So that was last night? Oh yeah, you wouldn't really
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  Speaker 2: have leftover from that? Would I tell you what you
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  Speaker 2: do with that?
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  Speaker 5: You put you put the leftover toasted sammis and a
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  Speaker 5: blender and put some milk in with it, blend it
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  Speaker 5: and then make them into toasted patties or toasted fritters.
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  Speaker 5: Great bit of cheese in there and extra cheese to
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  Speaker 5: bind it.
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  Speaker 2: Would you eat that like a bit of sour cream?
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  Speaker 2: Sweet chili? I mean that sounded yummy? What this one? Good? Guys? Actually,
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  Speaker 2: I don't need to say the names, right, that's what's
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  Speaker 2: on the part of it. Get guys.
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  Speaker 3: William here, Oh my god, William Shakespeare. Yeah, it's William Shakespeare.
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  Speaker 3: Tonight I am having year old bacon yocky pisto. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: bacon yoki pisto. Yes, I'm guessing. Then yoky is the
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  Speaker 3: pasta and there's bacon a pisto wall on it. That's
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  Speaker 3: what William Shakespeare has happened. Luggy it does and what
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  Speaker 3: it needs there. You got bacon there, So I would
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  Speaker 3: go with probably a I would even go with.
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  Speaker 2: A veggie stock.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, Jason, Sure, we'll get a veggie stock in there,
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  Speaker 4: and then you just want to simmer it down. Simmer
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  Speaker 4: it down there, just boil it down, just reduce it,
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  Speaker 4: reduce it, reduce it, and you get a beautiful soup.
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  Speaker 4: Bacon hock soup, Oh my god, a little bit of nocky,
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  Speaker 4: little bit of a pesto around.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, maybe finish it up with a bit of
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  Speaker 5: fresh basil.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, because what I was thinking is you could maybe
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  Speaker 3: make yocky toasties.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: You've got yocky toasted. You haven't got any bread though
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  Speaker 3: that you can only work with what they've got. Do
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  Speaker 3: you know that this person has stock? Oh yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: it's fair enough.
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  Speaker 4: But you can make a stock stocks easy, and if
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  Speaker 4: you haven't got a stock just water is fine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, just a little bit of water.
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  Speaker 5: Water, and there's a lot of flavor and the bacon
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  Speaker 5: and the nocky and the pesto, and you don't get
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  Speaker 5: that nice?
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  Speaker 2: Where are they from? Does it say?
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  Speaker 4: It?
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't say so? Get a guys, Gizell here bunching, Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations to you Giselle for having another child?
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  Speaker 5: Is that? Leonardo DiCaprio's Yeah, originally, but Tom Brady had
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  Speaker 5: three children with her.
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  Speaker 3: Eventually the marriage broke out. I don't mean to hear
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  Speaker 3: a duty laundry here on Radio Hedeki. But Tom Brady
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  Speaker 3: decidedly wanted to play another year in the NFL, and
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  Speaker 3: so she divorced him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right, then we went back and he played like garbage.
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  Speaker 2: So she had a little victory there.
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  Speaker 3: Gizl's in the cargo. Anyway, she sounds like a horse, Gizell.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like a gazelle.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you think. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anywayll's and the cargo and she's cooking chicken curry for
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  Speaker 3: mum and dad. And that was last night, chicken curry
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  Speaker 3: for mum and dad. Oh yeah, what can you do
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  Speaker 3: with that? Well, it sounds to me like it's got
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  Speaker 3: a bit of supritt and all over it.
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  Speaker 2: I'd use a beef stock and on that one's same thing.
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  Speaker 2: But check the Hurdiarchy.
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  Speaker 1: Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy drama.
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  Speaker 3: There is drama. I also don't forget it as Friday.
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  Speaker 3: So if you have a shout out, you'd like to
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  Speaker 3: sorry a froud out texted three to three four rate
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  Speaker 3: three and you can win a self a fifty dollars
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  Speaker 3: Reburg about you are, there's been drama. A lot of
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  Speaker 3: people might have seen this, but I've heard it in
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  Speaker 3: the news as well. A couple were caught blatantly having
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  Speaker 3: an affear and a cold Play concert. The concert was
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  Speaker 3: in Boston, and the big screen was cutting between they
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  Speaker 3: must have been seeing some sort of romantic song. It
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  Speaker 3: was cutting between couples that were like hugging and stuff, pashing, pashing,
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  Speaker 3: and all that cut to this one couple. It's sort
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  Speaker 3: of the guy behind with his arms around the woman
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  Speaker 3: in front and classic, it's a classic Mogi won that
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  Speaker 3: and she freaks out ducks down out of the video
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  Speaker 3: and he's just sort of standing there looking all embarrassed,
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  Speaker 3: and then it's come out straight away. People on the
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  Speaker 3: internet were like they're having an affair. They found their
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  Speaker 3: LinkedIn pages. Turns out he's a CEO of a company
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  Speaker 3: and she's his head of h So this is like nowadays, Man,
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  Speaker 3: if you do something even slightly dodgy, people will track
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  Speaker 3: you down straight away.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, crazy.
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  Speaker 3: But on the back of that, just sort of thinking,
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  Speaker 3: you know, rules around taking a mistress to a concert, James,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's probably something you could speak to and
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  Speaker 3: how to sort of get away with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, you know, back in the day, you know,
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  Speaker 5: my shagging days fellas, I had more than one mistress,
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  Speaker 5: so that that was a bigger challenge for me, was
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  Speaker 5: that I'd have three or four of the same you know,
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  Speaker 5: mistresses at the same gig, and so I.
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  Speaker 2: Take them all the same game.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, I was so steamed most of
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  Speaker 5: the time during those days, keasy.
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  Speaker 2: I'd forget right.
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  Speaker 5: And I'd invite one of them and they're like, oh jeez,
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  Speaker 5: well that's right, the buds, Luise and Ruben's coming as well,
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  Speaker 5: you know, And it was like and so I always
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  Speaker 5: found that very very uncomfortable, and so i'd have right,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I'd have a bit of a passion, a
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  Speaker 5: bit of a hug from behind a spooning scenario, and
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  Speaker 5: then I go, ah, just got to go wheeze and
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  Speaker 5: then go over to Ruben and nuzzle up against has
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  Speaker 5: he had very fair and bullocks.
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  Speaker 2: And then's right. But then there's three or four of
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  Speaker 2: them there, right.
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  Speaker 5: Three or four of them, Yeah, so I had to
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  Speaker 5: try and try and juggle them and keep them apart.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, back in those days Fellas, we didn't have
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  Speaker 5: your phones and things like that, so it wasn't as
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  Speaker 5: perilous as it is now.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't have the cameras at the concerts to have a
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  Speaker 4: jumbo tron showing it to everybody there, So yeah, a
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  Speaker 4: bit easier for you the adjacent. The problem was that
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  Speaker 4: those concerts, as oftentimes you'd be you know, there'd only
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  Speaker 4: be about half a dozen people in the audience because
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  Speaker 4: it would be like a comedy gig with you guys
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  Speaker 4: headlining Sugar and Spice, yeah, something like that. So it
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  Speaker 4: made it very difficult for you to hide in the crowd.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Look, I got to tell you there were some
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  Speaker 5: very awkward evenings Fellas, very awkward. But today what I
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  Speaker 5: try and do is sort of stare away from big
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  Speaker 5: crowds with my mistress.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so you're running a couple.
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  Speaker 5: Two or three oh two at the moment. Actually you
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  Speaker 5: had a bit of a falling out with the third. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but no, we stick to you sort of hotel rooms
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  Speaker 5: things like that.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 5: That's my advice. I wouldn't take them to any gigs
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  Speaker 5: or any of that sort.
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  Speaker 2: Of carry on.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, this has gone viral. My question is do
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  Speaker 3: you feel sorry for them in anyway? You know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean, having an a fear, but people are always
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  Speaker 3: having a fears. Yeah, that's right, But I mean I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't feel sorry for them now, not
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  Speaker 3: at all.
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  Speaker 4: So if you're going to go out there and do
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  Speaker 4: that and you're having an a fear, then you sort
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  Speaker 4: of you sort of what you get is what you get.
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  Speaker 4: He's come out and given a statement, this guy, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and which we'll probably come back to him really out.
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  Speaker 4: But my understanding is that he's blaming Coldplay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, you can blame Coldplay for a lot of
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  Speaker 3: things if you can blame them for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 4: Hold Ikey Hey, fellas, I had an interesting incident in
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  Speaker 4: the cur last night.
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  Speaker 2: Would you like to hear a out?
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  Speaker 4: Sure? Men, sounds great? Maybe it needs no, it needs
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  Speaker 4: spooky music.
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  Speaker 2: There there it is. It's our spooky music that we're using. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: great soup.
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  Speaker 4: I was fast asleep, which is rare for me, And
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  Speaker 4: it must been around about two o'clock in the morning
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  Speaker 4: when I was awoken by my wife whisper screaming, somebody's
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  Speaker 4: out there right right terriphying?
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  Speaker 5: So did she just say that in your ear or
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  Speaker 5: did she shake you and then say that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 4: I woke up with a start. Yes, eyes are bulging, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: straight away. You're ready to go, aren't you. Well, you're
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  Speaker 4: ready for something, you're poised for. Actually, you're poise for
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  Speaker 4: some kind of action that you hope you don't have
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  Speaker 4: to take. You hope it's one of the world's smallest
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  Speaker 4: men that's broken in. Sure, we're even a child or
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  Speaker 4: a cat. A cat would be good, or a hat so.
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  Speaker 2: Dark? If the duck, how good? Would that be?
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  Speaker 5: Only a bit spooky? Actually at nighttime?
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  Speaker 2: Has the duck broken into rob?
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  Speaker 4: Well? This say you don't know, you can never know
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  Speaker 4: the motivations of a duck keasy.
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  Speaker 2: That's so true.
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  Speaker 5: A duck's motivation is primarily the shit everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I said, what that was my first reaction eyes,
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  Speaker 4: but it was a little bit as well. So what,
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  Speaker 4: She goes, there's somebody out there, damn it, because I
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  Speaker 4: was hoping i'd misheard her. Yeah, because I was sleeping,
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  Speaker 4: you know, were you were?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And I said where. I can't because I stopped for
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  Speaker 4: a minute to listen. Not a minute, but a while.
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  Speaker 4: Ages it's too long a minute.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I can't hear anything. She goes, No, there's
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  Speaker 2: somebody there. So I kept on listening. I couldn't hear anything,
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  Speaker 2: and I said, are you asleep or awake?
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  Speaker 4: She said she said I'm awake. And I said, well,
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  Speaker 4: I can't hear anything. And she goes to someone there.
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  Speaker 2: I said where, and she pointed straight in front of her.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's terrified.
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  Speaker 3: At this point, she was now lying on her back,
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  Speaker 3: so she was pointing at the ceiling right okay, And
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  Speaker 3: I said what do you see?
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  Speaker 4: She said it's a plastic thing. And I said you're asleep,
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  Speaker 4: aren't you? And she said yes, how good she knew
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  Speaker 4: she was asleep and I didn't. You've back to sleep
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  Speaker 4: for a couple of hours.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: I see. A buzzin the adrenaline was pumping through me. Man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so funny.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask?
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  Speaker 5: Because my wife does a very similar thing, but she
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  Speaker 5: sets bolt up right right and then starts yeabbing.
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  Speaker 2: That's very off putting.
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  Speaker 3: It was like one time similar thing. Actually, I was
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  Speaker 3: woken up in the middle of the night by my
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  Speaker 3: wife because there's someone outside rustling.
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  Speaker 2: Around the leaves. Russell Was it Russell?
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  Speaker 5: Been?
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  Speaker 2: Russell? Was it a duck?
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  Speaker 3: And she was like, well, I'll get to that, Jase.
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  Speaker 3: She was like, there's someone out there. I can hear
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  Speaker 3: them walking around. Listen to that, and then I could
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  Speaker 3: hear them as well, So you have to go and
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  Speaker 3: have a look.
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  Speaker 2: What am I going to do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I turned the light on in our room and
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  Speaker 3: was just like, who's there? No response, more rustling in
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  Speaker 3: the leaves. I was like, so they've heard us. Now
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  Speaker 3: they're trying to run away slowly, very slowly, through a
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  Speaker 3: big pile of leaves.
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  Speaker 2: If this was Kim dot Com, I won't be surprised.
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  Speaker 2: I'll get to that mogie anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Five minutes later, it's still happening. Go outside, just a hedgehog.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just playing around the leaves with a shotgun with
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  Speaker 3: a shotgun. And while I'm looking at the hedgehog, a
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  Speaker 3: duck runs inside and goes, Kim quick, get it now,
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  Speaker 3: get it now. Kim dot Com runs in. Wow, shared
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  Speaker 3: all over the house, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then Kim to us Sorry, the duck shot everywhere. It
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  Speaker 2: was crazy.
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  Speaker 5: It's interesting actually, because I had one scenario very similar
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  Speaker 5: to that, actually what you guys had. And my wife
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  Speaker 5: woke up and she's like, there's someone out there.
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  Speaker 2: Can you hear that?
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  Speaker 5: And I went no, and she went no, listen, listen,
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  Speaker 5: there's someone out there.
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  Speaker 2: Can you hear that?
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  Speaker 5: And I went, actually, yes I can. We're gonna go
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  Speaker 5: and check it out, see what's happening. So she went out,
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  Speaker 5: she went out, she went out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't go out. No, man, she's
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  Speaker 2: way harder than me.
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  Speaker 5: And uh, there was some reprobate who just got out
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  Speaker 5: of prison. Oh wow, sex foot five wow, built like
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  Speaker 5: a brick shit out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. She decked him to.
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  Speaker 5: And then my ducks shot on him.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
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  Speaker 5: iCal got the one and only Pugsahn at the studio
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  Speaker 5: with us.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, how are you? Yeah? Good things? Pugs? How are you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Not too bad?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 2: I had a good Valentine's Day? Have you a stallion?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? I would have just taken off. Actually there's a
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  Speaker 4: good there's a good point. Actually we've all talked about
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  Speaker 4: our val T's Days. What did you get up to match?
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  Speaker 4: Do you consider yourself a romantic? Pugsn me yes, I
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  Speaker 4: would like to say so.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're a massive romantic. I reckon what makes
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  Speaker 2: you say that? What's the vibe?
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  Speaker 3: He'd be writing five poems, he'd be you know, anything
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  Speaker 3: you can think of, he would have done it today.
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  Speaker 2: That he's a huge romantic.
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  Speaker 5: It's interesting how everyone can have different perspectives. I just
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  Speaker 5: see you as a filthy bastard here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Jesse.
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  Speaker 3: But the reason we got you in here, man, is
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  Speaker 3: because you're spending Valentine's Day at Jason's batch tonight.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Can I just clarify something from the get go? Here's
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: not my.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Batch, it's a yeah, it's your batch. Yeah. How are
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: you feeling about that? Pugs Son?
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: I am over the moon, excited, and I'm very grateful
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: that you've given me the opportunity to go again.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: It's not me, it's my father in law, but I'll
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: pass it on to them. But listen, I just wanted
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: to sort of sit down a few rules for when
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: you go there. Obviously certain things that need to happen.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: My wife has drawn you out all the instruction, has
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: written out all the instructions and what to do. She's
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: drawn a beautiful map to Fellows.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: It's immaculately. She loves jeweling.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Now, first and foremost, lights out at seven o'clock.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: We'll hang on the show, so he won't even been
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: left here yet.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: So when you get there, don't And why is there
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: is that for? Like to not disturb local wildlife, wildlife
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: and also the local residents there.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: It's complete blackout after seven apart from the sun.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: That's right, because you're a candle going. Yeah, but actually
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: just on that light, no candles. There's a lot of
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: water around. Can I do a little ja lights because.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: You know, they're the sort of things you forget and
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: then boom, the whole thing's burnt down.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Can you use the watch on his phone?
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? In an emergency. Sure. Now there's two areas.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Are you going to sleep in the sleepout or in
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: the main the main body?
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: Well, when we went last time, we slept in the sleepout.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: We're to switch it up and go in the main area.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: There's two double beds. You've got like a little house
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: here with a kitchen stuff double bed and then another
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: sleep out with a double bed and on swite.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: So you want to go main house.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: So it would be assuming Joe's the rules around that
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: is because you'll be going out with your partner, yes,
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: but separate beds? Oh, absolutely absolutely, because you're not married,
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: are you?
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Ah?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Not yet? Would now? And absolutely?
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Can I just say I needly forgot this When you
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: get there, could you do a steamer in both toilets
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: because it's a worm it's a worm sewage system, right okay,
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: and they haven't been fed for ages those buses, they'll
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: be starving. So if you could take a dump in
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: each toilet.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: So I need to do one in both and it's
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: the same dump, you can do one on one.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: You no go to make sure because the worms do
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: need to be fair because if they die. Yeah, yeah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: you've got to shovel it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: That's a nightmare, you literally, And when I say toilets,
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: it's like a bucket that's just in the corner of
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: each each bathroom.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice bucket though, like a really nice one. Yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Can I just say too, just on that front the
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: oven and so forth, that's not working at the moment,
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: but the barbecue is. And if you could pick up
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: a gas bottle on the way, you'll be fine.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Like refly the existing one or pick up a brand new.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: No, you'll have to pick up a brand new one
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: because we don't have one down there at the moment.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Is it somewhere close by to do that or you'll
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: find it?
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: Also, like my wife and I were there last and
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: we forgot to take the rubbish. So if you could
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: just get rid of the rubbis, because it'll be a
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: bit stinky when you get in there.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Can I just take it with my rubbish at the end,
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: or oh.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: You'll need to put it out because it'll reek by
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: the time you get in.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Where did you leave it? Just in the kitchen, just
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: sitting in the middle of the kitchen. Yeah, cottage cheese
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: and a sort of stuff in it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: So also, I just it's good to let you know
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: because I know what you're like that there are cameras
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: in every room, so just just just tone back the
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: what even the bathroom, Yes, just toned down the bathroom.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: The pugsan sort of normal action that you'd get get
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: up to over the.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Weekend, Jason. Why there are the cameras there for security.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, but also I want you to be reassured that
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: my wife and I will be watching you, so you're
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: not going to be alone.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: If you get in any trouble.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: That case, you should probably leave the lights on. I
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: actually do leave the lights on. You do, and just
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: on that.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Actually, you guys need to going to be in the
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: sleep out there because my wife and I will be
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: in the main the main sort of force.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: And that's great.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Darkey Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodikey.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: The time has officially come. Hoidy j has had five
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: weeks to learn one very simple piano song by Paul Buchanan.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: It was this New Year's resolution. We've decided to really
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: hold him to it and hold him accountable.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like any absolute backbone, he's decided to cram at
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: the very last minute.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I have a keyboard until yesterday.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: We managed it was as a result of it being
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: supplied to him by nothing that Ja did at all.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: You should have.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: The funniest thing was so Nick from Elliot's Music Academy
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: sorts him out a keyboard thanks to the rock Shop,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: and then after the show, Jase just goes, now, I've
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: got to take this back to my car. Yeah, he's
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: pissed off about it. How you feeling, Jason?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Good? Thanks, Keezy? Yeah good, good? Good? All right?
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: So so building it up so much by the way, Fie
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: snow rows Man.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: All right, so and.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Thanks and thanks to Nick and Elliott School of Music
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: and Music Academy in the rock shop.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, how good. It's bloody good.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: So this right here is the tune that Jase is
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: going to be performing for you very sure?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, stop it there? All right?
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: So that is the.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Sample you can in mid ear Jace, You've got the
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: option here. Would you like fake crowd sound effects underneath you?
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Just to spice things up and make it sound a
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: bit better like this?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I think that's quite fun. It actually makes me tense up. Okay,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: we'll use that as well then, good, So you want
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: me to yeah good, all right, I don't know.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: That I've got my seating ride here either Okay.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: We've learned over the years, Jase. No one's listening, brother,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: you'll that's true, all.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Right, Jace, God we suck on the radio and no
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: one actually listens to the show.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Jace.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Here you go, brother, various special performance from mister Jason.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: M absolutely nailed. Thank you very much everyone. Wow is
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: the best version of that you've done? No, it was
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: actually quite good at home. I was a bit tense there. Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I haven't you know I got the saddle
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: ties of Paul Buchandies.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, imagine the thousands of children that have been inspired.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Jace hoel Now pick up the guitar.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Good stuff, Jas, let us know what you thought about
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: three four eight three. Of the meantime, it's get back
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: to the Goat countdown in a five hundred and four.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah good sound.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Number five hundred and four.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: The exponents Who loves Who the Most?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: The Hole actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and Kesy.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: Gem Smoke on the water there Purple five O three
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: feels pretty impressive.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Deep purple there five or three because last year did
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: not feature in the.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Goat Wow, okay wow interesting, which.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Is crazy because that's an iconic riff. It is absolutely
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: bloody good. Yeah, if you've just joined us, Unfortunately you've
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: missed Hoidy Jay's amazing keyboard performance. Look, you might have
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: missed it, but let the texts on three four eight
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: three paint a picture for you. Brilliant Jace. You should
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: do more, that's true. Yeah, thanks mate, iffing animal Hoidy
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: j nowled at brother.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: What a appreciated mate.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Incredible Jase. I could feel the raw emotion and every
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: staccato plank on the keyboard.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Thanks mate, I like the word.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: That's great. Beautiful Jace. I love nursery rhobes.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great performance, Jase kirkha Jason Hoyd.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I'm in tears. Unbelievable performance, go Jas, go.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: This one here. Hey guys, I won tickets to the
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Pixis last year. I haven't received them.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Cheers.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: My My favorite one, though, is this one here. Get
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: a Jace. It's your teacher Elliott here. I heard your performance.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Great job. You went a tared rogue, though not playing
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: more colorful notes and fingers. So I think you boiled
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: it down and bought it back on years.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a very basic rendition.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but well done. Considering you only just got yourself
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: a keyboard. I'm proud of you. Next stop singing and
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: playing fifteen minutes a day of practice, and I look
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: forward to seeing you booking for your classes.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what at all seriousness. Look, I
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: know it was shithouse, but.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: I'm going to I really enjoyed doing that today. I've
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: spent about an hour doing that, and I thought, if
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: I do that every day, just have a little toto.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: And the nice thing that I discovered, as I mentioned
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: earlier in the show, is that I discovered that my
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: wife read reads music and she's quite nice on the piano, right,
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: So it's quite nice that she sits there.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: And you've got a little project for the year, that's right.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: You'll be able to chep away and of course maybe
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: for your tune that you're going to play us next month,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: so track number two off the album. Maybe you can
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: spend two days see here you go.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: The great thing is they've got a keyboard now, so
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: there's no excuse.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: There's no excuse. But I'm sure we'll hear a few.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: There is another text that's coming here as well, and
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: it's a good question to Jay's play that with his Honker.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a good one.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: tune in.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: We were just discussing whether it is completely and utterly
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: disgusting and foul people that allow their dogs to.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Lick their faces.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Mogi in particular was disgusted by that sort of behavior.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I'm absolutely disgusted by it. It makes me, honestly, it
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: makes my skin crawl when I see when I see
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: that happening and they've got their tongue, it's disgusting, yes, yeah,
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: and honestly, and if it's friends of mine, if it's
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: people I know, I actually think less of them as people.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: What do you think the dog?
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: The dogs are good, But the dogs are good because
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: the dog doesn't know a dog.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the dogs just doing its thing. Just quickly fellas
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: a few texts here on three four eight three. Is
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: this technically pit chat? I think? Yeah? Yeah, pit chat
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: with Jason Mike.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: I was always just on on the old dogs because
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: my dog was on the couch and all that sort
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: of jazz and.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Inside Magi inside and inside.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: That was only once yeah she got over excited, dum.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: But I always used to be embarrassed because you know,
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: on the farm.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Of course, the dog is a working instrument, especially your dog.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: And and like you, keezy, they were always outside. They
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: go and do their job, They get chained up, get
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: chucked a few tax biscuits, and.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: That's kind of the end of it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: That makes it sound like I'm always outside and chained
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: up and eating dog biscuits the way you said that.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what I mean though, farmers and like,
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: they don't muck around with dogs there to do a job.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Dogs from city folk are a bit softer.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Dogs are animals. Animals will live outside, do you know
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: what I mean? That's so true, man, Yeah, you think
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: about that for a second.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Hey, lots of ticks on three four eight
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: three people agreeing, people disagreeing. Come on, lads, I'm sure
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: you've all licked worse than a dog's mouth before. My
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: pup gives me a little kiss goodbye every day.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: But there's something again, when I'm looking something worse and
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: worse than a dog's mouth, there's nothing. It's just there's
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: no payoff. Yeah yeah, yeah, and.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: Particularly you know, without getting into the getting too gross
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: about it, like we say, they clean themselves with their tongues,
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: the noose, the bullous or whatever they Oh.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: If you getting a flannel, Actually, Jay, you can probably
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: do a bit of this, to be honest. You rub
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: it all over your downstairs in your undercarriage, and then
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: you wipe that on your dog's face or no, you're.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Wiping it on your wife for you for example, or
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: you're wiping on your own face.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: And it's all good because it's part of part of
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: your family. So I'm just going to rub my filth
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: all over your face.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Someone texting here on three three apparently it's their way
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: of showing you that they're hungry. So I'm hungry. Here,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: take this ass rag and wipe it on your face.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Can I have some food?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Please? Am I right in saying?
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: And if there's any vets out there listening at the moment,
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: texture on three fourths.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Full word for vetgin. You can do it?
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: What sounded out? Brothers? Use your words? Oh, I tell
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: you what.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: I now know what word I want Jase to say
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: during the commentary on a Saturday.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Night, Narian Vitnarian, Yeah, but it suddenly just went weird
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: in my head.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if this is true or not,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: But I believe there.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Is some antiseptic kind of quality to the saliva.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Of a dog that works on their own injuries.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Is possibly true, but I can say the animal experts
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: are an agreement on one scientifically proven fact. It is
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: highly unsanitory for your dog to lick around your face, eyes,
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: and nose. There are multiple infections that can be passed on,
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: including staff infections. They carry various bacteria in their mouths
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: that can be beneficial or non effective for their own health.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, good, good to know that. Yes, I mean
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: for me, it's yeah, you're mad.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: And I think we've got somebody here that that may
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: or may not agree with me anyway, saying something to
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: the effect of dogs in your face as the most
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: discuss same thing in the world. When I see it,
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: I dry reach. These people need to be put in
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: mental asylums. Best wishes, Chris, And I think that's a
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: final word on it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I think that's a bit of an overreaction.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Shut it down, Keyzy, all right.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Holdakey