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Better Late Than Never (RHOM Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself.
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  Speaker 3: And Delores Catana.
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  Speaker 2: Hi. We were just sitting here chatting and it's Erica's birthday,
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  Speaker 2: so first we want to give a little shout out
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to you, Erica.
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  Speaker 3: And then be birthday.
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  Speaker 4: And then Dolores, what did you say?
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  Speaker 3: Because I said, she's probably busy with the bodyguard. He
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  Speaker 3: didn't tell you. No, she's not getting you are letting
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  Speaker 3: her get away with this.
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  Speaker 4: No, don't you worry. Next week I'll be talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: But then I was wondering, maybe it is a bodyguard.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's her bodyguard.
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  Speaker 3: I keep like Whitney Houston coming to mind.
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  Speaker 2: I just I mean, he's no Kevin Costner, but maybe
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  Speaker 2: he's closed.
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  Speaker 3: But like you know, there's something about that protective it's hot.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, I get it, Erica. You want that big
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  Speaker 3: burly guy. You want to feel like a man throwing
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  Speaker 3: you around, like girl, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: If anyone's gonna get it, Dolores is gonna get it.
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  Speaker 3: I I'm not. I'm not mad at it.
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  Speaker 4: I tend to open little wheely guys.
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  Speaker 3: So I know because yeah that I get it, Erica.
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy, enjoy Enjoy Erica.
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  Speaker 2: We need more details and we need to know if
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  Speaker 2: handholding is something that just happens with the bodyguards.
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  Speaker 3: No, or you know, if you're scared, Oh a car's passing,
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  Speaker 3: let me hold your head.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to just start saying every time they
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  Speaker 2: catch me on a date with somebody that it's my bodyguard.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect. That's perfect.
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  Speaker 2: But from the math that I did, is that I
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  Speaker 2: recognize the math guy. Of course I did the math.
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  Speaker 2: I recognize this guy because he was Heidi mond Togs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and they did that show together in London.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I remember that. I don't know why I remember that,
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  Speaker 3: but I do for some reason because he was very
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  Speaker 3: much the face always like in the picture of that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he was everywhere. So I don't know. I'm confused.
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  Speaker 4: I'm excited for more details and I'll grow, don't you guys, worry.
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  Speaker 2: I won't let it pass just because tomorrow's episode you're
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  Speaker 2: going to hear her and we're not going to.
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  Speaker 4: Talk about it. It's only because I didn't know yet.
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  Speaker 3: We had to figure it was that, Teddy, because you
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  Speaker 3: would never you know what, you should have been a
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  Speaker 3: private investigator, because you are an interrogator, because you do
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  Speaker 3: not let up.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't, I don't. I don't let up.
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  Speaker 2: But speaking of not letting up and talking about pis
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  Speaker 2: and investigators, did you see this first thing? Doctor Nicole
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  Speaker 2: accuses Marisel of hiring a PI to investigate her I did.
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  Speaker 2: On an episode of her podcast From Scrubs to Stilettos
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  Speaker 2: with Real Housewives of Dallas's Tiffany Moon, Doctor Nicole said,
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  Speaker 2: one of my castmates confessed to me that the other
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  Speaker 2: castmate had told her that she had hired an investigator.
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  Speaker 2: She explained that the castmate thought she came with receipts
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  Speaker 2: for a scandal that would get her bumped up to
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  Speaker 2: mohito status. So she's pretty much she said, she's a parasol. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's what she's saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's the only friend of, which I still
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  Speaker 3: don't agree with, right, I mean, Teddy, you have to
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  Speaker 3: agree with me. How is she just a friend of
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  Speaker 3: after all this time.
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  Speaker 2: She shouldn't be just a friend of She should be
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  Speaker 2: bumped right up because she's in every single episode and
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  Speaker 2: always involved, and she's pretty good as at getting people.
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  Speaker 4: To calm down when they're too left up.
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  Speaker 3: She'd dressed as well, and her husband's wonderful. So so
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  Speaker 3: she's accused. But wait, Kiki is too a friend of No.
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  Speaker 4: Kiki's a and then so is Adriana.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, we don't see this season well Adriana. And so
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  Speaker 3: then I'm not going to just say, oh, it's only Marisol.
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  Speaker 3: There's three suspects.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see Kiki doing it. I would say, definitely,
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  Speaker 2: it's not Keiki.
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  Speaker 3: There's three suspects. I'm gonna just leave it at that.
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  Speaker 3: You never put anything past anybody you don't know.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: But also, I remember when we first found out that
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  Speaker 2: doctor Nicole was not going to be back, she had
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  Speaker 2: told everybody it was because she was having postpartum and
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  Speaker 2: she wasn't interested in doing that. So now I'm curious
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  Speaker 2: why this news story's coming out so late, right when
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  Speaker 2: the episodes are starting.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I podcasts, listen, if you're gonna, if you're gonna
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  Speaker 5: open your mouth and say something just I'm very much
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  Speaker 5: a fan of not giving up your source.
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  Speaker 3: So I wouldn't say who said it, but I would
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  Speaker 3: say who did it true? Get my point like I
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  Speaker 3: would say, so and so did this to me? And
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  Speaker 3: I have proof, And I'm gonna what proof is not
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  Speaker 3: someone talking? Proof is black and white.
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  Speaker 2: Proof is show it to me on the piece of paper,
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  Speaker 2: like I have proof right now. The season seven taglines
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  Speaker 2: that we're going to go through, and granted we may
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  Speaker 2: read one of them wrong, but we're trying our hardest
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  Speaker 2: to make them really proof.
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  Speaker 3: That's okay.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to start with your Alexi? I go ahead,
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  Speaker 4: Do you go first.
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  Speaker 3: I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.
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  Speaker 4: Larsa.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard to get on my bad side because I
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  Speaker 2: don't have one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, come on, Larsa, you know you do.
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  Speaker 3: Gertie, I'm a fierce spider and even a stronger survivor.
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  Speaker 4: She is coming in hot this season.
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  Speaker 3: Oh common talk about she's like the torturer.
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  Speaker 2: Then Julia, Oh she bugs But Julia, my chicken coop
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  Speaker 2: is full.
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  Speaker 4: And now so is my house?
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  Speaker 3: Very fitting?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, very fitting, very uninteresting.
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  Speaker 3: Lisa. I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the weight.
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  Speaker 3: It's exactly certainly, Lisa. Nothing against you, No one is.
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  Speaker 3: And by the way, it's very fitting. I think that
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  Speaker 3: fits her too.
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  Speaker 2: And then we've got Stephanie, which is the new housewife.
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  Speaker 2: I don't just sell luxury, I live it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got it.
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  Speaker 3: Were a million times. We got it. The first time,
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  Speaker 3: we got it, this second time, we got it in
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  Speaker 3: every scene thirty times.
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  Speaker 2: You know what we also got we got this years
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  Speaker 2: ago when Real Housewives of Beverly Hills did like an
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  Speaker 2: air mased burken episode.
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  Speaker 4: We don't need to talk about them anymore.
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  Speaker 3: They can't get wet. Why they can't with a raincoat?
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  Speaker 4: So does my laboo boo.
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  Speaker 3: I saw you got it for your birthday. I did
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  Speaker 3: wish you a happy birthday.
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  Speaker 4: I was so exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, we're gonna have to kind of blow through
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  Speaker 2: these two episodes because I have to get to a
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  Speaker 2: doctor's appointment, which is just so fun.
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  Speaker 4: Love it.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to talk about where I'm not a
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  Speaker 2: happy person, it's at the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: I get it. I'm sure who is happy that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean like, I'm like, this is where bad please right?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's definitely not not until I get to ring
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  Speaker 2: all my dingers and say I'm doing.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 4: But it starts out.
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  Speaker 2: Where Julia is embarrassed about how she acted at Marisel's party.
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  Speaker 2: She thinks Gurti is constantly come at her. Gertie, on
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  Speaker 2: the other hand, thinks she Julia violated her. She felt
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  Speaker 2: degraded and felt she had never felt that way before.
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  Speaker 4: But also, why straight up lie and say you spilled
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  Speaker 4: the water. You didn't spill the way.
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  Speaker 3: I saw that. I saw that. Come on, stop, just
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  Speaker 3: say she was She was very remorseful. She was crying
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  Speaker 3: that she did it because she's embarrassed. But then she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't admit to doing it, like she sugar coated what
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  Speaker 3: she did. Okay, whatever, that's not even worth spending a
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  Speaker 3: minute on it.
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  Speaker 4: It's not.
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  Speaker 2: But then Larsa and Stephanie go on Stephanie's private plane
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  Speaker 2: to pick her up her dogs in Orlando. Larsa gets
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  Speaker 2: a FaceTime from Marisol well Stephanie is getting her dogs,
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  Speaker 2: and Marisel tells Stephanie that Alexia dropped.
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  Speaker 4: The bomb of extending their divorce.
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  Speaker 2: What in the Taylor swift is happening that we're taking
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  Speaker 2: a private jet for a thirty minute pickup for a dog.
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  Speaker 4: We need more money?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, I mean they don't need more money.
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  Speaker 4: I know believe you can't just pick up our dogs.
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I couldn't even find the time to bring
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  Speaker 3: my dog to get her nails clipped yesterday, so I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know. Look look at me. I would They
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't allow me on a plane, not even a commercial plane.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, I don't feel good. I'm tired. I have
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  Speaker 3: a fever store coming up, and my dog's nails are
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  Speaker 3: scratching the floor because they're so long. Can I borrow
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  Speaker 3: the plane to clean it? Maybe?
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  Speaker 4: Can I borrow the plane? And can I have some caviar?
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, oh my gosh, do you like caviar?
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  Speaker 3: What do you think?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: But you know whose cavier is good because it's not
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  Speaker 3: very fishy. Meredith Marx. Really, her fat caviar is really good.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not a caviar person. Hers is good.
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  Speaker 2: Are you a big Meredith Marks fan? I like it
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  Speaker 2: because I don't think we've talked about her before.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been able to, but I know her personally.
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  Speaker 3: She's lovely. She gets picked on on the show, she
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  Speaker 3: gets ship on everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she does get shit on on the show, but
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  Speaker 2: oftentimes it's because she's running away. I think whenever you
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  Speaker 2: run away. You're gonna get picked on.
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  Speaker 3: But I never got over. The funniest thing on the
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  Speaker 3: show all in the whole time it's been on. Is
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  Speaker 3: your husband? The RUMs? Do you want me to talk
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  Speaker 3: about the rumors about your loo?
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  Speaker 4: I love her too, We.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta love her. I want her to play in my
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  Speaker 3: softball game because she's in New York.
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  Speaker 4: Where's my invite to the song?
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  Speaker 3: You don't need an invite? You are there, Can you come?
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  Speaker 3: It's August fifth? No.
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  Speaker 2: If hardballs throwing at my head isn't exactly what I
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  Speaker 2: need to be doing, I don't know it is.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you whatever spot on that field you want, Teddy.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I want of you where the hot dudes are?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, the doctors play against the doctors. Get some
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  Speaker 3: cute ones there, and I'll have anybody on the team
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  Speaker 3: you want.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Perfect. Then Kiki heads to the airport to pick
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  Speaker 4: up her dad.
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  Speaker 2: Her dad kicked her out when she started modeling and
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  Speaker 2: they didn't talk for ten years. He shocks Kiki with
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  Speaker 2: some news of having a three year old brother.
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember when doctor Nicole's dad did this too?
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  Speaker 3: Doctor Nichole's dad was an icon? And yes, I like Nicole,
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  Speaker 3: and I like where she comes from, even though the parent,
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  Speaker 3: the father, was a mess. I love her mother too.
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  Speaker 2: But I think a lot of people, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: maybe I'm speaking partially from myself, but a lot of people,
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  Speaker 2: when you have one parent that is a little bit difficult,
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  Speaker 2: you become kind of a type A child, which I
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  Speaker 2: would say I am, like, I'm pretty controlling type A,
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  Speaker 2: and I would say that was a lot because of
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  Speaker 2: the way I grew up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then that would I don't think I'm Type A
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  Speaker 3: because everything's a mess and I'm very unorganized, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: controlling in a situation that I know when I know
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  Speaker 3: I can handle something like, I take control. So if
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  Speaker 3: that's but.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I think doctor Nicole might be the way
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  Speaker 2: she is, Well, she had to be the adult.
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  Speaker 4: She had to be the adult. That happens.
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  Speaker 2: Then Larsa, Marisol, Stephanie, and Julia meet for drinks. Alexia
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  Speaker 2: isn't there with them and they wonder why, and it's
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  Speaker 2: because she's never late, and Stephanie says that's her biggest
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  Speaker 2: pet peeve people who are late. My, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: I did a whole season on this. We know everything
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  Speaker 2: that she has to say. I think that we're going
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  Speaker 2: to have some disagreeing because I think that Tam loves
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  Speaker 2: Stephanie really yeah, why, I don't know, I'm unsure, But
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  Speaker 2: what are your thoughts on Alexia putting off of her
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  Speaker 2: divorce another three months to be with Todd.
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  Speaker 3: I think she's addicted to him, because if we're going
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  Speaker 3: into the whole narcissist thing, I feel like this is
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  Speaker 3: an overused word. Every bad boyfriend is labeled a narcissists.
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  Speaker 3: None of us are psychologists or whatever. And I think
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  Speaker 3: that she's addicted to him in a way. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know why. I've met Toddy. He was a great guy.
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  Speaker 3: She's attracted to him sometimes like the attraction I'll get
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  Speaker 3: to you. But at your age, Alexia, you're in your
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  Speaker 3: fifties at this point, is that you're getting worth the
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  Speaker 3: you're getting? That's what I want to know.
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  Speaker 2: How does she think this is going to turn out
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  Speaker 2: for her after he watches this season. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: there's going to be any more extensions.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, Teddy, she was worried about that. I
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  Speaker 3: did see her during the upfronts. She was here with Marizol.
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  Speaker 3: We were sitting with Tamra and she was concerned. She
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  Speaker 3: was absolutely concerned. But he deserves whatever he's getting, and
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  Speaker 3: if he is humbled by anything, and if he wants
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  Speaker 3: to really be with her, then he will accept that
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  Speaker 3: he kind of deserved what he got.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like either Todd has the biggest pain on
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  Speaker 2: earth or the only person it's.
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  Speaker 3: Got to be like a Clivesdale. It's got to be
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  Speaker 3: so big, it's got to be the size of my townhouse.
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  Speaker 4: It's four it's.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't get it. And at what point
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  Speaker 3: is like, is it that big of a deal, Like
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  Speaker 3: we're in our fifties, things change.
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  Speaker 2: Like were he a couple of years left from no
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  Speaker 2: longer having orgasms?
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, That's what I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, Come on, that thing doesn't last forever on either side,
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  Speaker 3: So on either side, I think.
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  Speaker 2: But I do think that the women, when it comes
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  Speaker 2: to the women and they say stuff to her, she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't seem very offended. But I think there's a way
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  Speaker 2: he has to get to her, and I think that's
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  Speaker 2: what she's addicted to.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's not the first time I've seen this. It's
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  Speaker 3: a tale as old as time. But I can tell
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  Speaker 3: you nothing is that big or that good, not a thing, And.
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  Speaker 4: I would especially say not him.
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  Speaker 3: Well I wouldn't know. I mean, you know, but so
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  Speaker 3: what can you do?
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  Speaker 4: Who knows? But then they're Julia's party.
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  Speaker 2: Alecia tells them that she's been anxious and stress and
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  Speaker 2: she tells Adriana that she had added to that stress
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  Speaker 2: when Adriana spread lies and rumors.
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  Speaker 4: A year ago.
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  Speaker 2: This I think we have to let go because these
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  Speaker 2: lies and rumors allegedly looked like they were true.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Like if that's the truth, and then every single person
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: in the Housewives franchise relationship will be over, every single one,
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  Speaker 3: including leases because that guy's getting hammered.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's morphed into one of the guys on the
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  Speaker 2: valley at this point.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think this guy signs up for this.
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  Speaker 4: But there's no little Jody.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he did either, But I mean they
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: played games at this party, they do dirty diapers and
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Lisa gags and this entire party. To me, I'm over it.
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  Speaker 2: I've moved on. So I wanted to get right to episode.
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  Speaker 3: Five good, but we can't forget one thing. What did Jody?
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  Speaker 3: Did I see this? Or am I imagining did Jody
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  Speaker 3: interrupt her confessional?
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  Speaker 4: He did?
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  Speaker 3: Can you explain?
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  Speaker 2: Like, okay, so you know how some people have glam or,
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  Speaker 2: they have somebody that helps them inside of their confessionals,
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  Speaker 2: like gives them little things to say.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's the person talking to you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a person. No, but some people like the side.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like who's guilty of this?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody that has really funny confessionals but aren't really that funny.
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  Speaker 4: So you're like, how does this happen?
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  Speaker 3: We just recently talked about this and we were saying
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  Speaker 3: that it doesn't come on. You always know when somebody
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: has a line from like their glam.
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  Speaker 2: They're glam or the producer or whomever it is. But
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  Speaker 2: I think he any time they're talking about anything financially
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  Speaker 2: related or anything having to do with Lenny, I think that, uh,
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  Speaker 2: he steps in because he's worried she's gonna say it
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  Speaker 2: wrong and get in trouble in court.
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  Speaker 4: Is my guess.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you're right because he's a business guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that is. That's That's what I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 2: But that being said, I don't really know. Then we
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  Speaker 2: see Alexia meet with Danielle, who's the self help expert.
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  Speaker 2: She explains the emotional roller coaster she's been on. I
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  Speaker 2: almost tears started welling up in my eyes when I
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: saw the quote tears of laughter, not sadness. When I
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: saw sudden the quotes come up because I was like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: you know, when you're going through kind of a ship
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: time and then Instagram just starts sending you ship you
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: don't want to see motivation, Like I'm like, I don't
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: want to hear this, but that's what I felt like.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: When I saw this, I was like, oh, I've seen
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: some of this guy's stuff.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Wait, I have to go back to the fedlines before.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Remember when it was Teresa because we were just laughing
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: about it with kim De. Remember when she tried to
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: spell POJ to kim De but she spelted broke, piece
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: of shit, home wreck, and war, but it was spelled
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: the right because you always knew when someone told Teresa
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: to say something. It was typically like James Leonard would say,
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: oh there, like somebody would come up with something funny,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: but then when she would repeat it, it was so funny.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Didn't know what you would repeat it wrong. Because at
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: the fashion show with Kimde, when she tried to spell
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: POJ piece of shit homewrecker corr.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: And that's what I would think.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Oh that's what I meant.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: We need some of this on Miami. We need some
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: pieces of shit co course. But then Stephanie, Keky and
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: larsa meat for lunch. Stephanie tells them she is close
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: with their parents and took them on her honeymoon.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: They all are confused by this. So was I would
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: you want your parents on your honeymoon?
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: No? I would if I was bored on my honeymoon,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: or if you had.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: A baby that needed to be taken care.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Of some time, yeah, like a me born. Yeah. No,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: would I want my parents on my twentieth honeymoon? Maybe
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't care, I'd bring everyone, or I just I
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: like my space alone. But yeah, would I bring my
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: parents on my honeymoon if it wasn't romantic, Yeah I would.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: But this is what I'm kind of confused about when
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: it comes to Stephanie. So so we've seen her jet,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: We've seen all of her businesses that she has. She's
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: told us that she's married to an older man, but
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: that you know, she fighting her way through the top.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: All of this are great things, lovely but you, yeah,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: be very proud. But enough, now we got it. Because
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: think about normally when a new housewife comes in, they
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: like give us a slow burn with this.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: No, we're getting all of it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: We're getting all of her financials right off the back.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Great. Next it'll be the bank account. So she blew
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: load you absolutely bluer load all over the place.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Like, what are they going to talk about next?
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: In the condo?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: This is I'm telling you, I love animals so much.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: That's one thing I really like about her and him.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: The the sisters don't talk. This is all in the
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: first We've seen everything. We've seen all the bags, the planes,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: the cars, the clothes, the partners.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: With the Mini Cooper.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I'd be pissed if I was a sister that got
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: the Mini Cooper and not the range Rover.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: There's a way, another story why the sisters don't talk
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: to you. And it's not always because they're jealous. Some
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: people are just not just jealous. Some people are mad
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: about something. But I'm sure that she tried to make
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: up with the sisters before this all started and sent
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: them presents. And let's see if.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: They come back around.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Let's see if we see the sisters, but she didn't
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: know where the sisters were.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Living even well, I mean, how hard and the way
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: she kept saying, I have twin sisters. I'm not that smart.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: So I kept thinking, is she a triplet?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not looking at you.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I kept going, so is she a triplet?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Rewarded?
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: No, I think you're really smart, by the way, But
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: that part I got And I'm stupid. I just said
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: this morning, I'm stupid. I'm a very simple minded person.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I can't even read. But that I didn't trick me, Teddy,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: it got me. It got me.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Like she has twin sisters, I'm like, why doesn't she
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: just say triplets?
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: So I'm just looking for.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: We get thrown up for no reason. It's okay, It's okay.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: But then all the girls are preparing for the hurricane
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: in their houses and is checking out the coconuts on
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: the tree. Steve brings Marisol vodka. Stephanie calls Julia while
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: she's getting dog food.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Adrian met Julia.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Wait definitely just meant Julia three minutes ago, and she's
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: calling her to check on her chickens.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Who I don't believe that she likes chickens? Who likes
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: chickens other than to eat.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I don't. I mean, I love all animals, bigger, small,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: God created them all.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, are you like playing to Peter right now?
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: No?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm a You have to understand, like, I'm
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: a huge person, but I'm not a vegan, so I'm
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: really a little bit of a hypocrite on that. But
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: here's the thing. You're calling to check on her to
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: see if she's okay. You met her for two minutes. Yeah,
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: chickens need help. I'll come help them. Are you gonna
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: build the taj mahal for them in the farm?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: What what are you doing? Are you sending the plane
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: to put them in so they don't get swept away?
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, then they decide they're going to go to
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: this goddess party. Some other things happen in regards to
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: the hurricane. In regards to the arguing, Gerdi and Julia
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: meet up to talk. Julia apologizes for their fight, and
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: this time she says throwing the water, not spilling the water,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: which was a good call. But you can tell that
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Gerdi is nowhere over this.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: It's too soon. It's too soon to sit. But listen,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I'm from New Jersey. If you're not physically getting accosted
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: or having something smashed in your face, water would not
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: be something I needed more than one meeting over. No like,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I'm good, like an apology good? You throw the water,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: you know the next thing, the table's on top of you,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: so like It's well.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Lisa wasn't sticky, and I have to be honest, I
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: would have been more pissed had I had my wig
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: on or my hair done in the water on me
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: than if I didn't have my hair on at the moment,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Like right now, I could take my hair off, and
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: if you've flung water on me, I'd probably.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Be like few, I'll sweat through my sweatshirt.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: But if you did it right now after I styled
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: this way, I'll cut it of the.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Style of your way. I love your hair.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Is so nice.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: It's a little pony. It's my way of not having
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: to do makeup. But then they go to the narcissist party.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: But do we believe Lisa was two hours late in
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: the sprinter van? I do, and I would have lost
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: my absolute ship two hours in that splinter van.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: But they should have left. Why wait for her listen.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: There are some people on my cast that would be
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: two to three hours late, and they wait for them,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: and I'd be like, you know, there should be a policy,
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: but Lisa's late all the time, the.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Two hours late, and like, I mean there was, yes, clearly,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: there was an entire scene that haunts me for the
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: rest of my life of me waiting for Dree and
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I left after whatever forty seven minutes.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: It became a big deal.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: But I was sitting in a restaurant. If they had
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: me sitting in a sprintervander.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: In Florida in the middle of summer to go.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: To a narcissist party that I didn't want to go to.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: No, I would be like, oh, I'm not meeting just
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: meet me there. But here's the thing. It could have
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: been set up because you know, she says, the first
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: thing Stephanie says when she's being introduced is I have
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: a real pet peeve of people being late. And we
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: all know Lisa is going to be late to the
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: next scene because it's always late anyway.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I know, I've been mares all kind of tried to
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: have her back and say, oh, shoot, she's not answering
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: because she doesn't. But then The part that I thought
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: was interesting, which I think is going to play out
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: throughout the season, is how all of the women were
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: upset that Lisa is always late, and none of them
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: had the balls to say anything. So in this moment,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, Stephanie, you and your
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: jet made my list. Now you yourself, You redeemed yourself,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: You your balls. You just flung out on the table
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: and let be known, don't be fucking late. And Lisa
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: couldn't even apologize.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: She doesn't do that good.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: She well, that's why I think she doesn't do well
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: in the narcissist party.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: And I love her, but no, she doesn't say in
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: anything against her or Jody Paul's Paul loves Jodie.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: She does just kid.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Well. Paul likes him. They met at Bravo Khan. Lisa
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: was fine when when I would met her, she was
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: very nice, very talkative. You know, not everybody you've mee
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: a bravocan is talkative, right Teddy, Lisa's not Lisa.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I've always had a fun time with her at Bravo
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: con and she was cool on the pod too, But
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I think in this instance, I think that's at some
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: point production has to lay down the line more than
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: you're more than thirty five minutes late, you get yourself
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: to the event.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you don't show up, then you missed out.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thirty minutes I think is passable.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: But there. Yeah, but even in a sprinter van nots
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: but then that that once they get to the narcissist party,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: each of them have specific goddess titles. We've got Maricel
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Goddess of Cockies, Larsa Goddess of selfies, Kiki, Goddess of
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: male anatomy, Gertie Goddess of gab Stephanie Goddess of punctuality,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Julia Goddess of Kissing, Adriana Goddess of purity, Alexia Goddess
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: of Stars, Lisa Goddess of tardiness.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Lisa finally you know she's shown up.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: She's starting to get upset, and then the self help
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: guy is kind of trying to hold her accountable and
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: she gets upset, and that's where we end scenes for
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: next week, So we don't even by the time this
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: episode is over, we don't even see them get there yet,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: and they're still too busy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Fighting about who's being late.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: But scenes for next week we see them arriving, and
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: we see that the self help guy is going to
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: come after Lisa a little bit, and it looks like
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: she leaves angry.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Stop running out of scenes, everybody, Okay, it's enough already,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: it's enough. I've just said that a lot this year.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Porsche ran out all the time on the valley. Everybody
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: runs out crying and doesn't finish the scene. I mean,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but where I come from, we're not
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: allowed to do that. So I'm sorry.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Even when I come from sitting in front of this
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: computer talking to you, if I just got up and left.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: That's my job. Yeah, exactly.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: And she ran out last week, she went out of
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: the baby shower.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: And you know, I'd like to say, maybe she's going
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: through a lot. She just did have a loss in
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: her life. But we know what we sign up for,
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: and you'd better stand there and hold your ground because
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: you don't leave. No.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: And also you have the choice to say, I am
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: not filming. I am going through too much with my
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: family and I'm not filming.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I can't get a break. I need a break. And
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I think they would have done that. They would have
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: given her the two weeks or whatever.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: It may be, but I.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Mean I do I couldn't really decide who I believed.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: So I want to ask you, because you have a
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: good read on people. I forget if it was in
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: the first episode, we recaptured the second but where Larsa
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: and Lisa at the same time are discussing what happened
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: with Jody, and Larsa is saying that Jodi lost it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: She's even talking to her friend on the plane and
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: he's saying how he lost it. And then Lisa says,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: he's never raised his voice in his life. He's not
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: like this, like, who are we believing here?
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I had a thing with that, and I'm going
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: to tell you I didn't believe Larsa. And and then
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: is it Philip blind that she faced times?
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I think so once he came on that I believed
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: her too. Why did I believe him? I didn't believe
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: her one little.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Bit because sometimes she exaggerates the truth to who she
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: wants to screw next, Like if she wants to screw
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: you over, Larsa is gonna do it, and she's going
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: to do it in a way where she's going to
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: tell her story the way she wants to fit to
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: justify what she's doing to you.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Next, So, if Jody was an asshole and Jody was
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: going over the top, why didn't Lisa just a little
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: bit say like, yeah, Jody was a little bit tipsy,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: or Jody was trying to protect me because you were
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: being such an asshole. But pretending he's never raised his
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: voice in his life or been upset, I'm like, I'd
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: like to say that about myself.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I, first of all, that's in his life. Everyone's
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: raised their voice or been upset at one time or another.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't see it in him, Like he seems very subdued.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: But I only know them from the show really, and
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: he seems like, you know, he's a tech guy. They're
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: kind of like usually the calmer ones.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: But clearly this is after filming, right, But.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like when when she she she's that's
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: the badside of Larsa, she hammered it home when she
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: got Philip fucking Plyne on the on the horn to
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: to reiterate what he saw. Now, the only explanation for
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Lisa saying he didn't do it, if that actually happened,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: would mean that she wasn't there when it happened. Maybe
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: she was in the bathroom.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: But according to Larsa, Lisa was told to stop it
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: and told him to calm down. I hope we get
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: to see a little bit more of this.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lara is not going to leave this alone. Okay,
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you this. If it happened, and
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, if it happened, you know,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: somebody at that place has it on video. If if
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: it happens, and if I don't see a video of that,
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I will always have doubt that it happens.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Because because there was a million people there taking videos,
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: and Larsa was probably taking a selfie video of herself
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: at that moment.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: You know, she had the light out and everything when
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: it happened, the big fat light out that she carries
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: in her bag.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: I think it's her brand now, which, by the way, Larsa,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: send me one.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Larsa, you better send me one, otherwise I'll say that
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: you're wrong.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, otherwise we're going to be team Lisa for this fight.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: But you guys, thanks for tuning in. We'll be back
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: again next week for more recaps.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: But it's going to send some caviar.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Great.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I'm to call her right now.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know that she loves me that much, so
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: it might take some greasing of the wheels.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: She's very easy going, like I'll just have to say,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: like she's just reading you're wrong, You're a great person.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't be friends with you.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Just listening to the pod?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like stop, Meredith, don't don't not like my friends.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Stepine will be your friend.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love you.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Thanks for tonight, you good luck at the dogs.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Thanks