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Critters 2 Is Completely Unhinged – Xenomania 65 · Xenomania

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  Jon: this week on Xenomania join us as we return to the world of alien
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  chaos as we sit back and enjoy Critters two and the mayhem of these gremlin
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  cannibalistic killer alien monster beasts This is Critters two This is Xenomania
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  Kearns: Critters what was it It's a convention of critters Is
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  that the line the sheriff yells
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  Jon: there's so many good lines in this one
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  Ryan: is.
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  Kearns: if you hadn't guessed we're still on critters this week for Xenomania
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  Ryan: 'cause like the last time we did this with Fantasm,
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  it was phenomenal Critters.
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  Were doing the same thing.
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Ryan: trying to find the line that I sent you guys.
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  Oh, I gotta go
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  I,
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  Kearns: Yeah that's a pretty good one That's a pretty good one
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  Ryan: I washing right now?
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  Jon: I kinda like the one at the line when Brad jumps in the car with
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  Megan early in the movie and it's he calls her Jimmy Olson with breasts
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  Kearns: Yes.
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  it's good It's got some good zingers in this movie
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: as far as sequels go this one holds up big time
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  Ryan: but it's
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Ryan: that like David Toy and uh, Mick Garris like regret writing
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  film I'm shocked.
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  Yeah, they.
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  Kearns: Really
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  Ryan: They find it like it's not subpar to their work
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  later in
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  Kearns: well I mean
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  Jon: But
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  Kearns: Cameron did Piranhas
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  right Piranha too
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  Jon: I mean
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  listen, listen Mick Garris is fine but if you go through his filmography he's
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  fine Critters two does not stand out as especially bad among what he's done
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  Ryan: has he done
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  the,
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  Jon: most notably
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  Ryan: He directed Sleepwalks He wrote ho
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  Kearns: Sleepwalks was a good movie I wonder when we're gonna do that
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  Like probably 20 28 But sleep walkers I can't wait for Movies where the
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  cats are part of the hero squad Right did not do hocus pocus My wife
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  would love for me to do hocus pocus
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  Jon: He he wrote Ho Hocus
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  Kearns: okay He wrote it
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  Jon: wrote Yeah
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  Kearns: She's doing a dance for me over there She got excited I
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  I still every few years I look into doing trying to get tickets
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  for The ball to go there and bring
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  Ryan: It's a,
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  Kearns: Really it's a it's worthy dude
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  Yeah It's worthy of your time
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  Ryan: Parker.
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  Jon: The only one of those like
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  Kearns: Jessica Parker Yeah I
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  Jon: the only one of those like chick heavy witch movies
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  that I watched was The Craft
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  Ryan: an awesome film
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  Kearns: oh dude What about the witches of Eastwick
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  We witches of eastwick is good
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  Jon: I never watched
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  Kearns: Yeah Where he's like they're he's banging em all
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  like it's pure Jack Nicholson
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  Jon: but she Cher's in that right
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  Kearns: yeah
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  Jon: Uh I I can't
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  share generally takes me out of things
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  Kearns: clearly doesn't believe in life after love Then
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  Jon: I I believe in life after love I just you know I believe that I
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  could turn back the hands of time
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  Kearns: I like how we're all doing the stuff she did when she sucked at singing
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: like Assless
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  Jon: I mean yeah
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  Ryan: a,
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  Jon: I,
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  Ryan: a ironic, like interesting time for music,
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  Kearns: none of this stuff's on the outline I love it
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  Jon: first episode we have an outline for and we are
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  Kearns: man Woo Oh
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  Ryan: well,
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  Kearns: I you know what That's probably gonna be the best part of the show though
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  Ryan: share on that
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  We do start off,
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  Kearns: Share.
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  Ryan: off
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  Kearns: Oh, okay.
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  Ryan: space.
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  We got Ugg, we got Lee, we got Charlie and
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  Kearns: Was anybody else like confused when they saw Charlie wondering if
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  he was Lee as Charlie or if he was just Charlie and then he makes that
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  stupid face when he gets saved I was like oh that's probably Charlie
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  Jon: it took me a second to remember that Charlie was in space at that point so
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  Kearns: because I didn't know that he left with them They just show him
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  like walking up the hill with them
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: kind of asking him questions I didn't know he left
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  Jon: And they say one of the little bits of trivia from this movie too is the
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  faceless bounty hunters When they haven't adopted somebody's personality and look
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  yet that tho they're portrayed by a retired male adult star named Randy Spears
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  Kearns: Oh I know him about Randy Spears I mean oh really Randy Spears
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  What her name What an interesting name
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  Jon: it's quite a male adult actor name
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  Kearns: Yes surely it is
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  just not really Google Something real quick
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  Jon: If you know what he looks like you can kind of see it too Even with the
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  the like mask you can kind of see it Yeah you can yeah You can kind of see it
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  Kearns: camera above his his waistline the whole movie so it
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  doesn't
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  Jon: Yeah Be because that because as as an adult actor he can't
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  wear clothes the whole movie so
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  Kearns: no
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  Jon: bottomless every scene he is in they just don't show it
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  Kearns: Oh boy Critters to everybody Okay so
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  Jon: Walk the rail
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  Kearns: We do start off in space and we do see that our little boy Bradley
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  is coming back into the town where the critters one took place Bradley being the
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  cute little boy who was you know saved his family by riding his bike to go get
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  help and finding the bounty hunters And um returns and immediately the busy bodies
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  over at the local newspaper I forget it's like the I don't know hillbilly
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  Gazette They uh they they're oh Bradley's back in town and the guy's like we're
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  trying to forget about that boy's stories about them critters and he immediately
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  Jon: Yeah
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  Kearns: good lines out
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  Jon: Yeah Brad returns home to less than a hero's welcome He's kind of just the like
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  local kook Pariah But I mean most of those people are really making him a villain
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  Ryan: he tries to stay
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  Ryan: like, in the beginning of the film, like avoiding
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  and just trying to avoid anything and everything.
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Ryan: just like, it, you could see from, um, the actor's portrayal as Brad, you
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  can see the character carrying that,
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  and you see it right in the beginning.
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  It's like, I
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Ryan: the past, but I have to
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  it too.
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  And I feel like this is, like, for this
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Ryan: just like the story is more about closure in this
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  Just to get a
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Yeah I I
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  Kearns: for critters too For sure
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  Jon: Yeah I mean I
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  it's
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  Kearns: dive hitting the emotions
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  Jon: he's very willing to play along at the beginning that it was a hoax that
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  he just made some stuff up because he he he's not there looking for closure He's
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  there to visit grandma who they left behind when they moved to the big city
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  No you don't know she exists in the first film
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  Kearns: Yeah they wrote
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  Jon: They needed a reason for Brad to go back
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  Kearns: Yep And they do tie in the eggs which is nice even though they
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  don't really wrap up like much at all It's like there's just a mound of
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  eggs in the barn that was abandoned when the family left two years ago
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: lived there for two years is what they said So it's like all right well
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  Brad's gotta be what like years older
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  Ryan: Yeah,
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  Jon: Yeah
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  But it doesn't they don't really seem to act like it's
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  that much time in movie years
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  Kearns: No and they yeah there's that and there's
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  Jon: It
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  Kearns: eight years isn't long enough to forget that A UFO is just
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  Jon: mm-hmm
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  Kearns: too Like for the people who live in the town
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: kind of town a lot of people leave
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  Ryan: no.
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  Jon: Yeah
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  Ryan: That old, like old
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  Kearns: So they not really a stain on the movie but definitely suspend
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  your disbelief kind of script writing for those two parts at least
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  is
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  Jon: Yeah
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  Kearns: It's critters too It's not that serious I
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  Ryan: a fun
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Ryan: and like it starts off, especially when, uh, Mr. Quigley and Wesley and they
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  and stuff, which, first off, at the end of the first
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Ryan: only three eggs.
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  did we go from three to
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  Kearns: you are asking all the
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  Jon: Mitosis
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  Kearns: buddy Yeah yeah
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  These are this is an advanced alien
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  Jon: myosis I forget which process splits the at the egg mitosis meiosis
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  Kearns: See you in the comments everybody We're not gonna look it up We're too lazy
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  Jon: I wouldn't understand it even when I read it
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  Kearns: Yeah Don't worry about it
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  We all know eggs split
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  Jon: Yeah
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  Kearns: it
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  Jon: Yeah
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  Kearns: That's how this happened For sure So there's a lot more
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  than three for sure And they
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  Jon: But
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  Kearns: up for a
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  Jon: what
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  Kearns: was it what was the kind of beer
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  Jon: me brow
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  Kearns: brow
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  is what he wanted That's not what he got
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  Jon: No no He he just got beer Beer
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  Kearns: yeah Beer Beer Which so he took double
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  Jon: Which I mean honestly he probably should have taken
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  less to not get Meister Brow
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  Kearns: I mean what's the equivalent of Meister Brow I mean is a real beer meister
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  Jon: Meister Brows A real beer Meister Brow was a real beer real bad beer
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  Kearns: pep blue ribbon conversation style conversation coming
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  Jon: Like this was this was kind of like when I was of the age where
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  you were sneaking beers This was the like this was like Milwaukee's
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  best North Northeast version
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  Kearns: Oh
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  Okay
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  Okay
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  Jon: It was the same sort of
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  Kearns: The beast
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  Jon: appeal Like it wasn't expensive so you could get a lot of it because
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  you needed a lot of it to feel much
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  Ryan: Alright.
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  Co light vibes
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  My,
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  Kearns: Watery.
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  Jon: so Co Coors Coors Light is craft beer compared to Meister
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  bro if I remember correctly
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  Kearns: Oh
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  thank you No thank you Grab Miller High Life afterward just to feel
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  alive again That kind of beer
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  Jon: Yeah yeah the kind of beer that made Miller High Life the champagne of beers
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  Kearns: you go So the gentleman Quigley doesn't really isn't interested in
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  the eggs at all in the beginning And uh what's his name Wesley
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: Yeah He um princess Bride dread Pirate Roberts He convinces him
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  to take them and they I like the the denominations of money in this movie make
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  me realize just how far we've slipped as a society because I believe Mr Quigley
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  sells half of them or something for 20 bucks But He paid two cases of beer
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  for the whole thing So two cases of beer is a lot more than 20 bucks today
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  Ryan: So
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  He
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  Jon: He made
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  Kearns: two cases of
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  Jon: he made a he made
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  Ryan: yeah.
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  Kearns: 11 bucks maybe
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  Jon: maybe
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  for Meister Brow were probably less than 11 bucks for two cases
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  Kearns: Yeah
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  Yeah things were cheaper A pack of cigarettes in the
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  mid nineties was like under
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: Gallon of gas was a dollar 35 when I was just starting to drive Oh that
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  one hit hard actually Sorry about that Listeners things ain't great at the pump
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  Jon: Nine 9 cents a gallon Man
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  Kearns: Oh stop it it right now Two digits
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  Jon: Remember how mad I was the first time I had to get a dollar 29
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  Kearns: Oof
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  Ryan: now we're up to almost $4.
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  Kearns: Uh, we're gonna be well over that soon buddy You're gonna be missing $4 soon
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  Jon: Yo
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  Kearns: be wishing the crits would come down here and wipe you out I want
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  I wanna get a little hit of whatever they got in those spines baby You know
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  what I mean I could relax right now
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  Jon: Yeah I I could tell I'd have a pet a pet cripe just to
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  for you know a quill a night
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  Kearns: Yeah let's go right out just
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  Jon: get eight hours
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  Kearns: it out
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  Ryan: you gotta
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  Jon: Yeah
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  Kearns: you up
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  Jon: Yeah Hun
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  hun May make
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  Kearns: love
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  Jon: Make make sure you put make sure you pull that quill out in
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  the morning so I can go to work and
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  Kearns: Pop it right back in Maybe pop it in for your lunch break
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  Jon: Yeah
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  Kearns: You never know You never know It's endless endless possibilities I
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  really think we could have had a symbiotic relationship with those little critters
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  Jon: I think we could have
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  Kearns: Yeah
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  Jon: we could have
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  Kearns: Well I mean we'll make anything work for narcotics as a species
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  Jon: absolutely
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  Kearns: So back to the beginning plot of the film so we have the eggs
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  The eggs are in the fray They're out there and they're getting ready
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  for the big Easter celebration
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  Jon: Yeah Which makes critters to an Easter movie right
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  Kearns: Yes I could say that That's definitely true
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  Ryan: the whole
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: How many Easter movies
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  Yeah Where it's Not adjacent Now It is a Christmas movie but how many
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  Easter movies are there Not a whole lot
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  Jon: Not technically an Easter movie but we made it one
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  Kearns: Yeah Well cause
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  Jon: Um
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  Kearns: Rabbit
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  Jon: there's a there's a couple of Killer Bunny movies
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  Kearns: Yeah Like a
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  Jon: the Bunny Man Massacre There's a couple of those
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  Kearns: you ever see that old video on the internet The Easter Bunny hates you
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  Well the original title is the Easter Bunny Effing Hates You It's a dude in an
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  Easter bunny costume for eight and a half minutes It's a montage of him beating the
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  crap out of people and it's well crafted It's obviously fake but I mean you're
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: good stuff Like there's one where he is beating up
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  some dude and a train goes
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: it finishes going by and the dude's body's just laying there
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  and the body's gone It just seems
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  Ryan: it a spiritual
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  Kearns: yeah,
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  Ryan: Rats after the Easter Bunny gets the crab
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  Kearns: no.
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  Maybe have been inspired by that
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  Jon: That was that was for Brody
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  Kearns: for Brody
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  Jon: Mallrats is an Easter movie Absolutely
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  Kearns: Really
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  Jon: Yeah I mean there's a a mall Easter Bunny
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  Kearns: Yeah I suppose you're right I suppose you're right If you guys
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  Jon: which is a sailboat stupid head
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  Ryan: Schooner
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  Kearns: now
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  Jon: sooner is a sailboat stupid head
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  Kearns: That's a good scene Very good Scene sirs All right so hit
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  me with kind of how this kicks up a notch Brad So chick's got the
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  hots for Bradley That's nice by the
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: One who's
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  Jon: Good for
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  Kearns: his league
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  Jon: draw on the older ladies
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  Kearns: Yeah
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  Jon: Good for him yeah the eggs start to hatch it very irregular intervals
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  Kearns: Yeah they don't they don't get into that either
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  It just happens There's no
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: to hatch ratio or anything
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  Jon: Yeah Yeah
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  Kearns: the first one to catch it isn't he
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  Jon: Um yeah And his dog his dog is technically the first one to get it
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  Kearns: Sorry about that Doggie don't like a
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  Jon: Yeah
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  Kearns: to the movie but if it's the critters
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  Ryan: and you just see the bones.
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  But like he really kicks it off by putting a heat lamp right next to
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  Kearns: Oh so he did warm them up enough I I apologize listeners
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  Jon: Well he he
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  he warmed those ones up but then the ones that grandma winds up
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  with Hatch and you get you get the scene of the kids like painting
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  Ryan: was so
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  Jon: Crete eggs.
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  Ryan: I thought the kids were going to get into a lot of trouble while
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  they were painting those eggs.
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  I was very, very nervous that they were gonna go a step, especially for 1988, that
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  was really
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  Jon: yeah 8 8 88 Those kids are pretty safe
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  Ryan: when the critter hatchling opens in the bedroom, like, I thought she was
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  gonna get nipped because when Quigley gets it, like these critters are like nastier.
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  They're more ravenous and you see like a, like his
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: Yeah
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  they really get after it
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  Jon: Yep
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  Ryan: which
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  Jon: Yep
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  Ryan: in that
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  ' Ryan: cause that it's, it's not like a gremlin, like these critters are
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  just like, They're nasty things.
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  Kearns: They're meaner than the gremlins Yeah
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  Even
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  Jon: Mm-hmm Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: that are usually there with Spike or Mohawks that are
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  really really bad Obra gremlins
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  Jon: Yeah
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  Kearns: are all bad Obras
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  Jon: Yeah Yeah But I mean you you have scenes in this one where they are never
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  more gremlins than ever Like the the Hungry Heifers scene could have been a
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  scene from a Gremlins movie where they're just tearing through a restaurant Yeah
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  Kearns: mention they Americanized them pretty well by making them
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  addicted to cheeseburgers And hamburgers It's pretty funny but
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  Jon: And I mean once the mayhem starts the mayhem is on the rest of the way too
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  Kearns: Which
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  Jon: get
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  Kearns: Which
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  Jon: get crate you get crates in the Sheriff's Easter Bunny suit
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  Kearns: Yeah
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  Jon: Harv har Harv was voted out of office at somewhere
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  between the two movies and recast
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  Kearns: Yes and recast
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  two
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  Jon: to
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  Kearns: Ryan knows the actor's name
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  Ryan: and we lose M em at Walsh, sadly.
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  Ryan: I mean, it's fine.
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  I feel like different actors, two different portrayals
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  Kearns: One's more of a slob
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  Jon: mm-hmm
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  Ryan: got
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  Ryan: Walsh has more of like that elegant sheriff look,
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  you know, a little stutter.
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Corbin goes on to be Vance Johnson of the FBI Johnsons and diehard
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  Kearns: Yeah sir
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  That's his claim to fame now
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  Jon: Yep
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  Kearns: His IMDB page is fun
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  Jon: Yeah Yeah He's been a lot of stuff
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  Ryan: that's the best thing.
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  When you're a character actor, you pop up everywhere and anywhere and
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  it's like you don't know the name, but you're like, I really like
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  know?
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  Kearns: Yeah you
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: on anything It's great
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  Jon: Mm-hmm
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  Kearns: That's great I think about Stanley Tucci roles I'm like he's
• 19:12
  been at some of the most brilliant he he is a performance that's uh
• 19:15
  unmissable uh the TV show Fortitude You'll see it and you'll just be like
• 19:22
  this guy is the greatest actor to ever
• 19:24
  Jon: Yeah
• 19:24
  Kearns: then you'll
• 19:24
  Jon: Yeah
• 19:25
  Kearns: announcer in the Hunger Games like he fell out of an Archie comic and
• 19:30
  got spray painted on the street and he's in Hunger Games Just like what are you
• 19:34
  doing Tucci It doesn't matter man Tucci needs to be paid Tucci needs to eat
• 19:40
  Jon: Yeah
• 19:41
  Kearns: But no,
• 19:42
  Jon: Yeah
• 19:42
  Kearns: just
• 19:42
  Jon: He needs money
• 19:43
  Ryan: he was in
• 19:44
  Jon: He needs money
• 19:45
  Ryan: quick, easy
• 19:49
  uh
• 19:49
  Kearns: Oh it's one of the best It's not based on the Scarlet Letter It
• 19:52
  it's got the Scarlet Letter in it to help it with its plot to like
• 19:59
  hammer home Its plot Yeah I'll say
• 20:00
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 20:01
  Ryan: We can say I, I, it resonates better.
• 20:06
  I think.
• 20:06
  I like the Scarlet Letter.
• 20:07
  I'm not saying anything, you know, I love literature, but to see Stanley Tucci in
• 20:11
  that movie, that was a great shocker.
• 20:13
  'cause he wasn't even advertised.
• 20:15
  It was just Emma Stone.
• 20:16
  I was taking a date to see it, and then I popped for
• 20:22
  Kearns: Yes
• 20:24
  Jon: Emma Stone who in a fair and just world by the time you're
• 20:27
  listening to this should have a third Best Actors award But will not
• 20:32
  Kearns: Nah this this uh academy Award's gonna piss me off a lot a whole lot The
• 20:37
  only one I agree with that's gonna go down is probably um um what is it Marty Supreme
• 20:44
  Jon: I
• 20:44
  Kearns: Tim
• 20:45
  Jon: I hope he I hope he doesn't win I don't like that dude
• 20:48
  that dude Rub me the wrong way
• 20:49
  Kearns: think he's probably the most deserving in that role We would end up
• 20:52
  talking about this for four hours So I'm gonna say this this is gonna be Patreon
• 20:55
  material You people have to pay for this We're not talking about the Academy
• 21:00
  Awards right now we are talking about is the dead sheriff sheriff gets eaten
• 21:04
  Jon: Yep Sheriff
• 21:05
  Kearns: his
• 21:06
  Jon: in in in a bunny suit and we get the bounty hunters back too
• 21:11
  Kearns: Yep
• 21:12
  Jon: ugly And Charlie and
• 21:14
  Kearns: gotta tell you guys too I got a I've got a bit of
• 21:16
  a thing for Lee in this movie
• 21:18
  Jon: uh yeah
• 21:19
  Kearns: place it
• 21:20
  Jon: Lee
• 21:21
  Lee initially still has not found his body but
• 21:25
  Ryan: him.
• 21:27
  Kearns: found
• 21:27
  Jon: 1 1 1
• 21:29
  dirty dusty road copy of Playboy gives him a direction
• 21:35
  Kearns: indeed
• 21:36
  Ryan: Kernohan,
• 21:37
  Kearns: and the directions pointing straight ahead
• 21:40
  Jon: right down to the staple in the abdomen
• 21:43
  Ryan: is,
• 21:44
  Kearns: Ha ha
• 21:45
  Ryan: tidbit
• 21:47
  I feel like
• 21:48
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 21:49
  It's a good touch.
• 21:50
  Ryan: off, it should have had like a little blood flowing, but like just
• 21:53
  pulling it off and just throwing it this side, like It's just, just a prop.
• 22:00
  Kearns: So we you guys you might not remember Critters two It's from
• 22:03
  a magazine So the spread is on two pages with a staple in the seam
• 22:08
  Hence the staple in the abdomen
• 22:10
  Jon: the centerfold
• 22:12
  Kearns: Yeah the centerfold Exactly
• 22:13
  Jon: centerfold
• 22:14
  Kearns: to put it But you know they're they're some of em are
• 22:16
  listening you know on I gotta help him out with a little visual language
• 22:22
  But yeah he's a super hot porn star now which is great
• 22:26
  Jon: Yeah
• 22:27
  Kearns: kids
• 22:28
  Jon: Yeah Charlie's pretty happy about it
• 22:30
  Kearns: Yeah He was not upset whatsoever He did run after Lee with the clothes
• 22:34
  saying You're gonna need these
• 22:36
  Jon: Yeah Yeah
• 22:37
  Ryan: like,
• 22:39
  Kearns: killed Crites Yeah
• 22:40
  I was
• 22:41
  that's when I really started to fall in love Was the kill kretz chanting So the
• 22:46
  Jon: Yeah
• 22:47
  Kearns: that they oh they get called back By the way we kind of glossed over
• 22:50
  this the one of the weird goony aliens that's in charge or pays the bounty
• 22:54
  hunters comes on and says we scanned and this there's we scanned kretz on
• 22:59
  the earth They're still there And so the bounty hunters get sent back from
• 23:04
  their current hunty hunting bounty stuff
• 23:07
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 23:07
  Ryan: wasn't a fan of how they looked in this film.
• 23:10
  say that like they're superiors.
• 23:13
  'cause in the first one I feel like the blue, they're floating.
• 23:16
  It had more of that alien feel like this.
• 23:18
  This
• 23:19
  looked like, I don't, I like claymation, but I was
• 23:22
  Kearns: I
• 23:23
  Ryan: looks so claymation.
• 23:24
  It's so out of place.
• 23:25
  Like it felt like forced,
• 23:28
  you know, it's like empire strikes back
• 23:30
  Jon: Yes.
• 23:31
  Ryan: had the original palpatine
• 23:33
  with the whole, it's, it
• 23:36
  Kearns: Oh yeah.
• 23:37
  Ryan: updated it years later.
• 23:39
  That's the vibe I was getting with it.
• 23:41
  It doesn't like hurt it, but it was like, ugh.
• 23:43
  It
• 23:47
  Kearns: I did notice the difference between the first one these The first
• 23:51
  one was a dude makeup This one was a puppet or claymation like you said it
• 23:55
  was definitely more practical effects
• 23:58
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 23:58
  Kearns: the first but yeah he kind of looked like um you know a cat turds are
• 24:02
  swirly like soft ice cream kind of They can do that That's kind of what the
• 24:05
  alien guy looks like now He's all swirly
• 24:07
  Jon: Yeah Yeah
• 24:09
  Kearns: yeah It's kind of like
• 24:10
  Jon: yeah
• 24:10
  Kearns: see the way the turd meanders down that's what we're dealing with
• 24:15
  Yeah There you go There you go um but this might be a good time This is
• 24:21
  kind of the halfway point of the movie
• 24:23
  Jon: it is
• 24:24
  Kearns: for us to get into a little stash or slash there John
• 24:28
  Jon: Oh
• 24:31
  I I suspect there is going to be some heartbreak at the end of this one
• 24:35
  Kearns: am not looking forward to this at all I'm so brain dead right
• 24:38
  now too Oh I can't I can't try to like outthink his game at the moment
• 24:44
  Jon: I mean I don't
• 24:45
  I
• 24:45
  don't
• 24:46
  I don't think there's outthinking this one
• 24:49
  Kearns: Oh God damn
• 24:52
  Jon: I I broke I broke Allison with this game
• 24:55
  Kearns: I can't slash Jessica Alba First of all you
• 24:58
  Jon: It's all right Well before we start remember Stash three slash five
• 25:05
  Kearns: I can't look at her
• 25:08
  Ryan: We're all
• 25:08
  Kearns: That's my childhood right there
• 25:13
  Jon: we are doing horror comedies Yep
• 25:16
  Ryan: Okay.
• 25:16
  Kearns: at a fox I didn't realize that was her in that movie
• 25:20
  Jon: Yeah
• 25:21
  Kearns: it Obviously I love this movie
• 25:25
  This
• 25:26
  Jon: yeah
• 25:26
  Kearns: do like the heavy play on what they do in uh American
• 25:29
  Werewolf in London with like the friend Goul that never goes away
• 25:34
  Jon: Yep
• 25:34
  Kearns: It's
• 25:35
  Jon: Do friend
• 25:35
  Kearns: of like did that times
• 25:36
  Jon: Yep
• 25:37
  Kearns: two
• 25:37
  Jon: Yep
• 25:38
  Kearns: It's good movie
• 25:40
  Jon: So Kern stashing or slashing
• 25:43
  Kearns: I got a slash but I like this movie a lot I just don't trust you
• 25:47
  Jon: You shouldn't
• 25:48
  Ryan: Yeah, I'm
• 25:50
  It's a good
• 25:52
  Jon: you should not trust me
• 25:54
  Kearns: But what if it's all
• 25:55
  Jon: I definitely watched this
• 25:56
  Kearns: three and we slash three that we liked
• 26:02
  Oh God if he's that evil tonight I might not talk to him this week
• 26:05
  Ryan: and loving it.
• 26:05
  Repossessed.
• 26:06
  Scary movie.
• 26:08
  know.
• 26:08
  I shriek if you know what I did last Friday, the 13th.
• 26:13
  Yeah.
• 26:17
  Jon: Oh let's see Here's number two
• 26:22
  Kearns: I don't mind slashing this one didn't have a ton of love for this movie
• 26:26
  Jon: I love
• 26:27
  Kearns: interesting watch like fun movie to mess around with your
• 26:30
  friends about it and stuff But it's
• 26:34
  Jon: directed by Yep
• 26:37
  Kearns: Oh yeah Okay
• 26:39
  Ryan: Michael
• 26:39
  Kearns: That's great
• 26:41
  Ryan: uh, I
• 26:43
  Jon: Elizabeth Thanks
• 26:45
  Kearns: Elizabeth Thanks.
• 26:48
  I'm gonna slash slither Yeah it's like fun It was It's fun that it exists and
• 26:52
  I like I don't dislike this film However
• 26:55
  Ryan: early days.
• 26:56
  Really.
• 26:56
  And it like kind of propelled him to where he
• 27:01
  another.
• 27:02
  Kearns: the new Superman was very good
• 27:05
  I enjoyed it
• 27:06
  If you're gonna make a post cavel Superman this is the way to do it
• 27:10
  Ryan: gonna be amazing with Brainiac,
• 27:15
  Kearns: Yeah You're gonna need something like that to up the ante I
• 27:20
  Ryan: Lobo
• 27:22
  Jon: Yeah.
• 27:23
  Kearns: That's
• 27:24
  Jon: I mean, I in e in Elizabeth Banks stories she made my one of my favorite um
• 27:31
  animal attack movies of the last five or 10 years Yeah She directed a cocaine bear
• 27:37
  Kearns: That's
• 27:38
  Jon: Yeah
• 27:41
  All right Movie number three
• 27:42
  Kearns: good
• 27:47
  Ryan: Well
• 27:47
  Jon: Movie number three
• 27:55
  So how do we feel about tremors
• 28:02
  Yeah you can only imagine if I put tremors up this early
• 28:05
  Kearns: Well it's a trap much like a oid
• 28:09
  Jon: There's a trap
• 28:09
  Kearns: a trap
• 28:11
  It's a trap It's a trap that I'm gonna fall for though because it's tremors
• 28:17
  I gotta I gotta stash this man It's tremors You're evil John
• 28:22
  Ryan: because this is
• 28:23
  Kearns: You're evil.
• 28:24
  Ryan: so
• 28:28
  Yeah.
• 28:29
  Kearns: five more to go
• 28:30
  Ryan: There's if, um, with your evil mind, there's,
• 28:35
  I'm not,
• 28:36
  Kearns: Ye of little faith in that
• 28:39
  I can't believe that Kevin Bacon should haunt your dreams tonight buddy
• 28:45
  I mean always
• 28:46
  Jon: I I am I am Go When we're done recording I'm gonna spend the rest of the
• 28:50
  night sending you Reba McEntire videos
• 28:53
  Ryan: WWE
• 28:55
  Kearns: You know what I noticed
• 28:57
  I noticed for the first time it's these small when you watch see this
• 29:00
  you think it's the big grab boy like the whole grab boy But it's just the
• 29:04
  Jon: Mm-hmm Yep
• 29:05
  Kearns: and just realized
• 29:07
  and they don't have teeth in the movie either
• 29:09
  Ryan: I love how they make Kevin Bacon the star and I feel like he was
• 29:12
  like, I don't know, like he was like a
• 29:15
  Fred Ward,
• 29:18
  Jon: Yeah.
• 29:19
  But Kevin Bacon was the name
• 29:24
  Yeah
• 29:25
  Kearns: of course As
• 29:26
  Jon: All right
• 29:27
  Kearns: catch Of course
• 29:29
  Ryan: Yes.
• 29:30
  Jon: Fred Ward was good in everything
• 29:34
  All right No no he isn't
• 29:37
  Kearns: Fred
• 29:37
  Jon: No
• 29:39
  Yeah I think he died
• 29:40
  Kearns: before or after Tim Curry
• 29:43
  Jon: Um before
• 29:44
  Kearns: Oh
• 29:44
  Jon: before I'm gonna get you a date on that Hold up
• 29:49
  Ryan: cheat.
• 29:53
  Kearns: Oh uh
• 29:55
  Jon: in in 2022
• 29:57
  Kearns: oh wow That's recent too huh Well I mean
• 30:01
  Jon: He was 79
• 30:03
  Ryan: that
• 30:04
  Kearns: still too young man
• 30:05
  Ryan: the
• 30:05
  Jon: Yep
• 30:06
  Ryan: Got 'em.
• 30:07
  Jon: All right
• 30:10
  Ryan: Movie
• 30:10
  Jon: What are we movie four
• 30:13
  There's that one What
• 30:17
  Kearns: This is a good one to throw us off our game cause this is the first one too
• 30:22
  Jon: Yep
• 30:22
  Kearns: kicked off everything
• 30:28
  I gotta slash it
• 30:30
  Ryan: I'll
• 30:30
  Kearns: I gotta slash it
• 30:32
  Ryan: the
• 30:34
  and
• 30:35
  Kearns: It's iconic
• 30:38
  Shannon Elizabeth dude
• 30:40
  Jon: Yeah
• 30:41
  Kearns: that era that 10 years from the pie onward
• 30:44
  Ryan: We just
• 30:44
  Jon: Yep.
• 30:44
  Ryan: mom we ate it.
• 30:50
  I feel well.
• 30:51
  Thank you.
• 30:52
  Yeah, we're not getting into American Pie, but this one time at Band
• 30:55
  Camp we were talking about scary movie it just, it's, it's funny.
• 31:00
  It like, I feel like it propelled horror comedy again,
• 31:06
  and stuff.
• 31:07
  And I feel
• 31:08
  Kearns: Oh yeah.
• 31:08
  Big time.
• 31:09
  Ryan: feel like it's gonna do the same thing with the Wayne's brothers backing.
• 31:12
  Oh C the Waynes brothers backing control the, the trailers out of
• 31:19
  Jon: I don't I wasn't overwhelmed
• 31:23
  Kearns: I mean
• 31:24
  Jon: I wasn't
• 31:24
  Kearns: be overwhelmed It's it's
• 31:26
  Jon: I mean
• 31:27
  Kearns: movie reboot
• 31:28
  Jon: Yeah It's it's you know it's it is it's gonna be what it is It's uh you know
• 31:34
  Kearns: what we should be talking about what's far more important is that Ryan
• 31:37
  saved scary movie and he cut tremors
• 31:41
  Jon: Yeah
• 31:41
  Ryan: different.
• 31:42
  Jon: That's
• 31:42
  Kearns: about that
• 31:43
  Jon: that's tough
• 31:44
  Ryan: Tremors later.
• 31:45
  I saw a scary movie first.
• 31:51
  Jon: I dunno man All right Before we before we destroy
• 31:54
  Ryan movie number four five
• 31:56
  Kearns: Oh
• 32:01
  see we
• 32:02
  Jon: the Lord
• 32:03
  Kearns: should slash this but John might want us to think that Ted
• 32:08
  Alive is a stash Man How do you
• 32:13
  John you got me questioning my reality right now
• 32:16
  Ryan: is movie
• 32:20
  Jon: this is movie five
• 32:21
  Kearns: We need three more after this
• 32:23
  Jon: Uh
• 32:24
  Ryan: love Dead of
• 32:24
  Kearns: There's no way
• 32:26
  Ryan: something If
• 32:29
  Kearns: slash dead alive
• 32:30
  Ryan: Frankenstein
• 32:34
  Kearns: uh what do you why do you think it's uh that's
• 32:36
  that one specifically though
• 32:37
  Jon: Yeah you're
• 32:40
  you are
• 32:41
  really, really locked into me putting young Frankenstein on here
• 32:45
  Ryan: on there.
• 32:45
  Unless you put
• 32:49
  Kearns: That's also a stash I mean it might that's more of
• 32:52
  that's less of a stash than
• 32:54
  Ryan: wine, I
• 32:54
  Kearns: young Frankenstein Uh
• 32:58
  all right dudes I'm gonna I'm gonna stash dead alive I I'm gonna go for
• 33:02
  it I can't get rid of it Look at that little guy in there just staring at me.
• 33:06
  Ryan: me
• 33:07
  Kearns: Say don't slash me.
• 33:11
  Jon: I purposely went and found one that's called Dead Alive and not brain damage
• 33:16
  cause this is what I it's it was always to me it was always dead alive I don't
• 33:20
  know when it became brain damage but
• 33:22
  Kearns: I didn't know it had I might have slashed
• 33:24
  Jon: yeah
• 33:25
  Kearns: happening It's it is dead alive yeah
• 33:28
  it is dead
• 33:29
  Jon: Yeah
• 33:29
  Kearns: The end
• 33:30
  Ryan: Right in the
• 33:31
  right in the front.
• 33:34
  Kearns: Mm-hmm.
• 33:36
  Jon: This needs a good physical release soon
• 33:39
  Ryan: a
• 33:40
  Jon: Oh they absolutely would But Peter Jackson has all the rights to
• 33:44
  his early movies so it's all up to him
• 33:47
  Ryan: I,
• 33:49
  Jon: It's all up to him
• 33:51
  because none of it none of his early stuff got has gotten a good rerelease yet
• 33:56
  Ryan: physical,
• 34:00
  Jon: It could
• 34:01
  Kearns: I am
• 34:01
  Jon: could
• 34:01
  Kearns: to feel like a re-release right now What's the next movie
• 34:04
  Jon: Next movie cabin
• 34:08
  Kearns: no I love this movie so much Oh John
• 34:15
  Ryan: I am, I'm, I'm
• 34:17
  Kearns: can't cut this
• 34:19
  Ryan: saw
• 34:22
  Kearns: That means there's Two more after this
• 34:24
  or one more
• 34:25
  Jon: Two more after this
• 34:28
  Kearns: Can I live with myself with dead alive Cabin in the
• 34:30
  woods and tremors Yes I can
• 34:33
  Ryan: choice.
• 34:34
  Kearns: You're You're already shot dude You're already shot
• 34:37
  already shot
• 34:38
  Jon: That means one of you is assured of breaking my heart
• 34:44
  Kearns: That would be me
• 34:45
  Jon: Yeah it would be you because you have
• 34:48
  Kearns: slash this I
• 34:50
  Jon: you have
• 34:51
  Kearns: lovecraftian It's there's Eldridge Gods in it I can't
• 34:55
  Jon: you
• 34:56
  Kearns: this
• 34:56
  Jon: have to slash the last two which are probably my two favorite on this list
• 35:01
  Kearns: Uh well it's your own fault for being a meanie pants I'm
• 35:06
  Jon: Movie
• 35:06
  Kearns: it Screw this
• 35:08
  Jon: Movie Seven
• 35:10
  Kearns: Oh I knew it was gonna be Return of Living Dead too
• 35:13
  cause I know it it's one of your favorites and it is super horror
• 35:17
  Jon: Top five all the time
• 35:22
  Kearns: I dunno if he did this as number two cause he knows you're gonna
• 35:24
  take this to so you don't make him cry
• 35:28
  Ryan: I
• 35:32
  Kearns: John I feel like you should be interrogating possible terrorists or
• 35:35
  something for the CIA at this point You got a real sadistic edge to you this week
• 35:42
  Ryan: from
• 35:44
  Jon: Alright So
• 35:46
  I think Ryan's gonna be pleased with his last stash and it will further
• 35:54
  damage Kern's night cause the last movie is not young Frankenstein but
• 36:01
  Ryan: take
• 36:02
  Kearns: oh,
• 36:04
  Ryan: dead.
• 36:05
  Kearns: oh.
• 36:05
  It's probably one of the best horror comedies ever
• 36:08
  Well, it's more of a comedy but like you there's the the Venn diagram you
• 36:13
  know of it But still I'm actually okay with this It doesn't break my heart
• 36:18
  too much cause I got to keep tremors If anything what I would swap out for Shauna
• 36:24
  the dead would be dead alive probably
• 36:28
  Ryan: I would switch
• 36:32
  the dead.
• 36:32
  Kearns: no
• 36:33
  Jon: Oh
• 36:34
  Kearns: no no
• 36:35
  Jon: oh
• 36:35
  Kearns: bad
• 36:36
  Jon: no
• 36:37
  Kearns: If I had to switch anything out other than that it would be cabin in
• 36:40
  the woods for um return of Living Dead I
• 36:46
  Jon: I mean I would've kept Tremors return of Living Dead and Sha of the Dead
• 36:54
  Kearns: yeah
• 36:54
  Jon: would've I would've argued with myself that Dead Alive is more
• 36:57
  horror and splatter than comedy
• 37:01
  Kearns: it is though It is splatter
• 37:05
  Jon: But
• 37:05
  Kearns: I don't hate my list This came out okay for me I didn't get
• 37:09
  stuck with scary movie I know you are
• 37:13
  You're very secure in your choice I know
• 37:16
  Ryan: definitely better.
• 37:17
  The Strong Hand.
• 37:18
  The basketball scene,
• 37:21
  Tim Curry.
• 37:23
  Jon: see
• 37:24
  Kearns: a show of the Dead too
• 37:26
  Jon: uh they teased that they're doing another Corno Trilogy movie
• 37:30
  Kearns: That'd be cool
• 37:32
  Jon: Yeah Simon Pagan what's his name Um not Nick Frost the director
• 37:38
  Kearns: Jack Frost
• 37:40
  Jon: whose name I'm blanking on Wright Edgar Wright Is that his name Edgar
• 37:43
  Wright is the guy that directed him
• 37:47
  Yeah they teased another Corno movie like two days ago So maybe
• 37:53
  maybe
• 37:56
  Kearns: All right so back to Critters two The Critter
• 38:03
  Ryan: The
• 38:03
  Kearns: The Critter So basically
• 38:07
  the main course and also back for seconds is on one of the covers as well
• 38:12
  Jon: Yeah
• 38:12
  Kearns: Uh Yeah
• 38:14
  a couple of good ones They're promos you know strong for critters too so basically
• 38:19
  we've got the crits Wreaking havoc on the town starting to murder people
• 38:24
  faster and faster and menacing children
• 38:28
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 38:29
  Kearns: kids are not safe And then you also have Lee Struggle trying
• 38:32
  to find his final form or his
• 38:34
  Jon: yep
• 38:34
  Kearns: form
• 38:36
  Jon: yep Pops into Eddie Deen for a couple minutes there and
• 38:39
  tries to turn into Freddie Krueger
• 38:41
  Kearns: Mm-hmm They
• 38:42
  Jon: and all
• 38:43
  Kearns: they like to tease the little um trademark infringement in these movies
• 38:46
  And the first one it was et getting eaten
• 38:48
  and in this one it was Freddie Krueger
• 38:50
  Ryan: was
• 38:51
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 38:51
  Ryan: um, the Critters movies, they produced them so we could
• 38:54
  have had a Robert England cameo because they owned the franchise.
• 38:57
  That would've been pretty
• 38:59
  Kearns: New Line Cinema Owned Friday the 13th franchise Yeah
• 39:03
  I mean my bad Way off
• 39:04
  Jon: Yeah those are
• 39:05
  Ryan: buy out Friday the
• 39:08
  They
• 39:10
  Kearns: and they took took em all down
• 39:12
  Then they changed their name to Neon
• 39:13
  Ryan: 8 24.
• 39:17
  Kearns: Yeah, exactly.
• 39:19
  Blumhouse or like Blumkin Am I right
• 39:23
  Ryan: mommy
• 39:24
  Jon: mm-hmm Yep
• 39:26
  Ryan: movie might be
• 39:30
  Jon: You know what it's gonna be
• 39:32
  Kearns: Hot
• 39:32
  Jon: You know what it's gonna be
• 39:34
  Ryan: High hopes until Brett and Frazier
• 39:36
  Jon: I did
• 39:37
  Kearns: pizza
• 39:39
  Ryan: do you, how
• 39:39
  Kearns: that's what this is gonna be like
• 39:42
  Jon: I mean
• 39:43
  guys I
• 39:44
  Kearns: Frazier's broken man
• 39:46
  Jon: I I don't know if you saw the remakes that I sent you that are
• 39:48
  coming down the pike now I sent you a couple that I saw yesterday that
• 39:54
  like ugh they're remaking maniac cop
• 39:58
  Kearns: oh
• 40:01
  Jon: and they're remaking a remake not a horror movie They're remaking
• 40:05
  a remake They're remaking man on fire
• 40:08
  Kearns: oh
• 40:08
  Jon: the one with Denzel Washington
• 40:10
  Kearns: that movie
• 40:11
  Jon: kid which was a remake to begin with There's a
• 40:14
  it came out in the eighties with Scott Glenn and then they remade it with Denzel
• 40:20
  Kearns: Denzel
• 40:20
  crushed it in that movie
• 40:23
  Jon: I believe it was
• 40:24
  Kearns: on Fire like five times cause it was
• 40:26
  on the cable box
• 40:28
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 40:28
  Kearns: I would just watch it over and over again
• 40:31
  Jon: Yeah I watched a lot I've I've watched both of
• 40:33
  them a few quite a few times
• 40:35
  Ryan: it on repeat,
• 40:37
  Kearns: dynamite.
• 40:40
  Ryan: man.
• 40:40
  Kearns: Oh man On fire
• 40:43
  Jon: Yeah.
• 40:44
  Kearns: Yeah
• 40:45
  we gotta watch it on edited cause it's hyper violent
• 40:48
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 40:49
  Kearns: It is hyper violent
• 40:50
  Ryan: five bucks at
• 40:51
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 40:52
  Ryan: Thank you very much.
• 40:54
  Jon: yep
• 40:55
  Kearns: Do it
• 40:56
  Jon: yep
• 40:57
  Kearns: stuff man Good
• 40:59
  Jon: So yeah back to critters too We get all oh Lee every time Lee
• 41:07
  starts to transform into somebody different Charlie's there with the
• 41:10
  centerfold No this is you And you know
• 41:17
  and then we get the unfortunate demise of Lee
• 41:20
  Kearns: Yeah Somebody somebody worthwhile had to eat it I was
• 41:24
  Jon: Yeah
• 41:24
  Kearns: to be the grandmother
• 41:26
  Jon: Yeah You you have to in this in a part too You can't let everybody
• 41:31
  all the characters from the first one can't leave the second one intact also
• 41:37
  Kearns: Nope
• 41:37
  Jon: Someone had to go and Lee was Lee was always got the most reasonable
• 41:43
  choice You'd get a little bit of the emotional impact and you'd you know
• 41:49
  Ryan: he was
• 41:49
  Jon: it's Lee Lee was fine but Ugg
• 41:52
  Ugg was the star and Ugg takes it really
• 41:57
  Kearns: Yeah he he turns back into silly putty
• 42:00
  Jon: bad Yeah bad He goes he goes back to faceless He's so upset
• 42:05
  Kearns: Mm-hmm
• 42:06
  But that leads to one of the best transformations he ever has
• 42:10
  Jon: Yep Yeah
• 42:10
  Kearns: coming up So it's like we can go into the nitty gritty of
• 42:13
  what happens in these 45 minutes but really towards the end the townspeople
• 42:16
  are trying to bamboozle the crets
• 42:18
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 42:19
  Kearns: going into uh the what is it that
• 42:22
  Jon: A meat processing plant
• 42:24
  Kearns: processing plant And where there's a bunch of dynamite shoved into
• 42:27
  meat and they're cooking up burgers and stuff to lure them in And the
• 42:31
  crites almost they almost ruin that by deciding they want live meat Live flesh
• 42:39
  Ryan: The wind's going one way.
• 42:40
  They smell
• 42:41
  Jon: yep
• 42:41
  Kearns: they turn around,
• 42:42
  Ryan: And then you get this large C crit
• 42:44
  Jon: Yep,
• 42:45
  Ryan: who's like, no, we need to have burgers
• 42:49
  no more
• 42:51
  Jon: yep.
• 42:52
  Kearns: bones
• 42:53
  there's no bones
• 42:54
  Ryan: C crit, I was like, where the hell did this
• 42:59
  Kearns: And the first one had a big boy So I figured they were just evolving
• 43:03
  know not evolving but one had just eaten more than the other ones kind of thing
• 43:06
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 43:07
  Kearns: I was like okay that's the big boy crit He's the leader
• 43:11
  Jon: But it isn't
• 43:12
  Kearns: And it wasn't so it's they're all in there chewing and you notice
• 43:14
  something's up cause at first I thought the big CRI was just hip to what was
• 43:18
  happening He was trying to like look around and figure out what was going on
• 43:21
  we found out it was UG in disguise It was pretty sweet And he does the biggest
• 43:25
  boner move ever and decides he's going to change before getting away from the door
• 43:30
  So of course they see him they attack him
• 43:34
  Start
• 43:34
  Jon: Yep
• 43:35
  Kearns: his foot not an
• 43:36
  Jon: Yep
• 43:36
  Kearns: That's a Lee
• 43:37
  Jon: No yeah that well I mean that's still grief stricken Ugg
• 43:42
  who's kind of who's kind of on a um a mission of self termination
• 43:48
  Kearns: I see He's ready to go out with a bang
• 43:51
  Jon: Yeah
• 43:52
  And he's not the only one that was willing to do that to get rid of the crates
• 43:56
  Kearns: Oh
• 43:57
  Jon: cause Charlie goes on his own little one at the end with the spaceship
• 44:01
  Kearns: yep He pulls a uh
• 44:02
  a Batman at the end of the dark night rises
• 44:05
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 44:05
  Ryan: because they all form into this giant ball, which I was so
• 44:11
  having seen 20,
• 44:13
  Kearns: It was cool to see it again
• 44:15
  Ryan: not
• 44:15
  Jon: Yeah
• 44:16
  Kearns: special effects held up too
• 44:18
  Jon: Yeah
• 44:20
  Kearns: The rolling around the town trying to hit the church Can't
• 44:25
  quite make it to the church Did
• 44:27
  Jon: Yep
• 44:27
  Kearns: I got my scene where he rolls over the guy and it's just
• 44:29
  a skeleton afterwards is the best
• 44:31
  Ryan: so good.
• 44:32
  Jon: Yep.
• 44:33
  Ryan: so
• 44:35
  Jon: Yeah, So
• 44:37
  we wind up with Charlie crashing the spaceship into the giant Crete ball
• 44:43
  and eliminating the Crete threat And apparently himself and I I guess in the
• 44:52
  strangest attempt to be compassionate and sympathetic to somebody in their
• 44:56
  loss transforms himself into Charlie and tells Brad to call him Charlie
• 45:02
  Kearns: Which is bizarre He's trying to move in
• 45:05
  Ryan: on Earth
• 45:05
  Jon: Yeah
• 45:06
  Kearns: He wants to stay on Earth
• 45:08
  He Charlie must have told some great stories about how Well
• 45:11
  received he was on Earth Not that he was like a sniveling alcoholic
• 45:14
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 45:17
  Kearns: but uh
• 45:18
  Jon: I mean technically I guess Charlie winds up as the sheriff
• 45:22
  Kearns: yeah he's he's moving up in the world man Well we we get back to that
• 45:26
  but Charlie reveals himself to be alive
• 45:29
  Jon: Yes
• 45:30
  Kearns: Um which is what we're we're
• 45:31
  Jon: Yeah
• 45:31
  Kearns: over He had
• 45:32
  Jon: Yeah He jumped out at the
• 45:34
  Kearns: make
• 45:34
  Jon: jumped out at the last second
• 45:37
  Kearns: and somehow only reveals himself like must be hours later Hours later
• 45:43
  nighttime explosion daytime reveal
• 45:46
  Jon: Mm-hmm Mm-hmm
• 45:48
  Kearns: varies to very
• 45:50
  Jon: It also it that that whole situation leads to really the one bad effect
• 45:57
  in the whole movie where you have the two Charlies like checking each other
• 46:01
  out and you you can like you can tell that they've cut that together and the
• 46:07
  effects in it are are not great It's really the one clunk in this whole dang
• 46:13
  Kearns: Yeah They could have gone very easily gone without that too trying to
• 46:17
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 46:17
  Kearns: particular
• 46:18
  Jon: Yeah Yeah
• 46:20
  Kearns: But Yeah
• 46:21
  Then critters two ends with the longest most awkward almost kiss
• 46:24
  almost kiss almost kiss moment with
• 46:26
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 46:27
  Kearns: to make out And then We get the end and it doesn't there's no
• 46:31
  teaser with this one At least I don't think so There's just credits roll
• 46:35
  Jon: Yeah
• 46:36
  Kearns: And that's critters too guys That was
• 46:38
  Jon: Yeah
• 46:39
  Kearns: fantastic You have to watch these movies like
• 46:42
  Jon: Yeah The first two critters are just like perfect eighties movies
• 46:47
  Kearns: Yep 100 down to the fact that the monsters literally are
• 46:51
  like eighties haired out little
• 46:53
  Jon: Mm-hmm Yeah
• 46:55
  Kearns: It's super cool
• 46:56
  Jon: Yeah They they're like they they could be in like the ugly glam metal band
• 47:01
  Kearns: Yep exactly Exactly
• 47:03
  Jon: one the one that's yeah The one that's getting by on their
• 47:06
  musical chops and not the look
• 47:09
  Ryan: Yeah, definitely
• 47:13
  Kearns: All right Let's see guys So are we what are we gonna review
• 47:17
  this What are we gonna give this one
• 47:19
  Jon: Well do you guys want to hear what some other people think first
• 47:22
  Kearns: sure
• 47:24
  Jon: I have
• 47:24
  Kearns: Forgot about that
• 47:25
  Jon: I have a few Um so let let's do the quick rundown Rotten
• 47:29
  Tomatoes critics score at 31
• 47:33
  Kearns: Ooh that's actually pretty rotten
• 47:36
  Jon: Yeah Audience scored 37 But you would and you would think that there's
• 47:43
  these would be hard to find five stars but I found a couple good five stars
• 47:48
  And this one is really close to my heart because this is something I talk
• 47:51
  about all the time Five Stars People think that every movie has to be Oscar
• 47:57
  worthy Some movies are meant to be cheesy and fun I've loved this one
• 48:03
  since I was a kid so five stars from me
• 48:07
  Kearns: Okay Fair
• 48:08
  Jon: Exactly the point Enjoy movies They don't all have to be nominated
• 48:15
  for best picture You can enjoy a movie that's not a good movie Some
• 48:21
  of the best movies are bad movies
• 48:24
  Kearns: Yeah Agreed
• 48:27
  Jon: The I mean the Room Miami Connection New York Ninja There's
• 48:32
  so many of those there They're just so bad But they're so good
• 48:37
  Kearns: Hmm Most Steven Segal films from but like the serious ones
• 48:42
  Ryan: Deadly
• 48:43
  Jon: Yeah.
• 48:48
  Kearns: hard to kill
• 48:50
  Jon: Tho those first five or those first five or six Sigal movies will always
• 48:55
  have a have a nice place in my heart
• 48:59
  Kearns: Who's trying to be Charles Bronson
• 49:00
  Jon: Mm-hmm Charles Bronson with broken arms in his wake
• 49:08
  Kearns: So let's hear another review
• 49:11
  Jon: five stars more crates and they're bigger hairier and hungrier Throw in a
• 49:17
  dash of Eddie Deen and you got one hell of a classic classic monster movie sequel
• 49:25
  Ryan: that
• 49:25
  Kearns: Fair enough I like
• 49:26
  Jon: yep yep
• 49:27
  Kearns: Bottom to top
• 49:28
  Good review
• 49:30
  Jon: And now some people who did not like it very much One star not even
• 49:37
  up to the original's low standards
• 49:40
  Kearns: This
• 49:40
  Jon: know
• 49:41
  Kearns: fun at
• 49:41
  Jon: man Like I I this is this is somebody who probably only watches
• 49:46
  Oscar bait movies and you know the the highly rated stuff and you know
• 49:53
  Kearns: How do you
• 49:53
  Jon: eighties movies Don't
• 49:54
  Kearns: from that Anyway
• 49:58
  Jon: I had one more One star Pretty much a repeat of the first movie just
• 50:04
  with a lot more gag factor thrown in which I personally think ruined it and
• 50:10
  just sealed the movie's fate as a total joke And saying that though it's not
• 50:17
  bad for a mindless laugh on the couch
• 50:19
  Kearns: Well that's what the whole point is buddy
• 50:23
  Jon: and that that that last line is the whole reason I pulled that review because
• 50:27
  that's not the end of a one star review
• 50:30
  Kearns: Yeah
• 50:30
  Jon: you
• 50:31
  if you can shut your brain off on the couch and enjoy em and laugh at a movie
• 50:36
  like Critters too like that's worth at least a couple stars especially now
• 50:43
  Kearns: agreed
• 50:45
  Ugg greed.
• 50:47
  Jon: Yeah that's worth a couple All right so with those opinions
• 50:52
  out of the way how about you guys
• 50:55
  Kearns: What do you think Ryan
• 50:56
  Ryan: I gave the first one, what?
• 51:01
  Jon: We all forward it
• 51:02
  Kearns: Yeah I gave it a four star
• 51:03
  Jon: We all forward it
• 51:04
  Ryan: to go.
• 51:05
  Uh, it's tough because first one's just great.
• 51:09
  It's a four star.
• 51:10
  I would probably go a quarter down, 3.75.
• 51:14
  You still get like, it's a similar vein and story, similar monsters, but again,
• 51:19
  it's like the whole fantasm two thing.
• 51:22
  More explosions, more deaths, like more chaos.
• 51:26
  So.
• 51:27
  have it,
• 51:28
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 51:29
  Ryan: nothing can beat the original at this point.
• 51:31
  But is it a fun watch?
• 51:32
  Yeah
• 51:33
  just have fun with
• 51:35
  Go in their mind list and watch
• 51:37
  Jon: Yeah.
• 51:38
  Ryan: Show it
• 51:39
  dinner.
• 51:42
  Jon: Yeah.
• 51:43
  It's perfect for it
• 51:44
  Kearns: Maybe not during Easter dinner Maybe not While you celebrate the
• 51:48
  Jon: During Easter dinner
• 51:51
  Kearns: Oh during Easter Dan hour
• 51:53
  Jon: while
• 51:54
  Kearns: gonna say 3.752 for the exact same reason cause it's just a hair off the top
• 51:58
  of the first But I don't wanna be just
• 51:59
  Jon: Yeah
• 52:00
  Kearns: so I'm gonna do a price right Move and give it a 3.76 Get to the showcase
• 52:05
  showdown on this one yeah it's the same kind of concept it almost holds up as
• 52:09
  well as the first one It's just you
• 52:10
  Jon: Mm-hmm
• 52:11
  Kearns: you can't
• 52:12
  Jon: Yeah
• 52:12
  Kearns: pinnacle again You get
• 52:14
  Jon: yeah
• 52:14
  Kearns: close enough So 3.75 for me too
• 52:18
  Jon: yeah And I'm right there with you guys It's a 3.75 for me It's a
• 52:23
  Kearns: the
• 52:23
  Jon: yeah Eight eight
• 52:24
  Ryan: Alright.
• 52:25
  Jon: Yeah I mean cause listen
• 52:28
  it's a sequel So like you have to do something super special with a sequel
• 52:33
  for you to put it above the original And they don't quite get there but
• 52:37
  they you know it they do everything you're else you're supposed to do in
• 52:41
  a sequel You get more critters you got more action you got more critter mayhem
• 52:47
  You just increase the whole spectrum of the critters And it worked for me
• 52:52
  Ryan: yep.
• 52:54
  Jamie Kennedy was right in scream too about the rules of sequels
• 52:59
  Just
• 53:01
  Jon: Yeah.
• 53:01
  I mean, yeah.
• 53:03
  There's a reason that was in that movie because it's always been the truth
• 53:07
  Ryan: or
• 53:10
  Jon: Yep
• 53:11
  Kearns: we did this though Critters two kicked ass I'm glad we
• 53:13
  Jon: Yep
• 53:14
  Kearns: it
• 53:14
  All right getting into Ryan's top fives
• 53:17
  Ryan: discussed critters two, but there was a big thing, and that was
• 53:21
  the recasting of Sheriff Harvey Har from MM. At Walsh to Barry Corbin.
• 53:26
  So tonight my top fives are top five horror franchises,
• 53:30
  which recast iconic characters.
• 53:32
  And we're gonna start off with our first one.
• 53:35
  Number one, after the success of the classic 1979 film, fantasm Universal
• 53:41
  Greenlit Don Cascarelli, sequel Fanm two, with one stipulation.
• 53:46
  The character Mike played by a Michael Baldwin was out for James La Gross,
• 53:51
  capturing Baldwin's portrayal As innocent, curious, and adventurous.
• 53:54
  La Gross had one thing in his favor, a screen presence, adding the touch
• 53:58
  of being more action oriented.
• 54:00
  La Gross would do a decent job portraying Mike, but with strong loyalty and
• 54:03
  hardcore fans upset by the change.
• 54:05
  Baldwin will return for the next three installments of the Phantasm
• 54:08
  franchise by Cascarelli bringing peace back, at least to their
• 54:13
  Number four.
• 54:14
  Oh yeah,
• 54:15
  Jon: As it should be.
• 54:16
  Ryan: when doing the list, I was like, I'm bringing this up as to start it off.
• 54:20
  Because look, gross is, he's a good actor, but it's not a
• 54:26
  and you need to keep it constant.
• 54:29
  Jon: Oh, he's not that kid.
• 54:30
  Ryan: no, no, he's more action packed.
• 54:33
  And imagine if they replaced Reggie.
• 54:35
  'cause I was thinking about mentioning that, but Cascarelli actually fought for
• 54:41
  I believe so.
• 54:42
  Jon: Yeah.
• 54:43
  Ryan: Right?
• 54:44
  No.
• 54:46
  Oh, I I thought you were
• 54:48
  Jon: I, I
• 54:49
  Ryan: I was like,
• 54:50
  Jon: no, I haven't been agreeing.
• 54:51
  Ryan: he
• 54:52
  they
• 54:53
  with
• 54:55
  which
• 54:56
  Jon: Yeah
• 54:57
  Ryan: to my
• 54:57
  Jon: Yeah.
• 54:58
  Ryan: Horror was never the same when Toby Hoover brought leather
• 55:01
  face to the brick screen in 1974, portrayed by Gunner Hansen.
• 55:05
  Leatherface was a man with a child's mentality, led to be a savage by
• 55:09
  his family, but showcasing a tender side reflected by himself with his
• 55:12
  taxidermy and care of his masks.
• 55:15
  Though a disappointing salary would lead to Gunner Hansen refusing the role for
• 55:18
  the sequel, which would lead to actor Bill Johnson landing the role for five
• 55:22
  more sequels, we would have actors Ra mih.
• 55:25
  Jacks, Dan Yeager, Sam Strike and Mark Boham.
• 55:28
  But none would recapture Hansen's iconic portrayal, either being
• 55:31
  too menacing or too tender and not the equal balance of both.
• 55:36
  strong with that.
• 55:36
  'cause like second one, like the first one, he's very tender.
• 55:40
  At some parts he's very savage.
• 55:42
  The second one, he's a little more goofier.
• 55:44
  The third one, he's a little more menacing.
• 55:47
  The fourth one, I don't know what's going on.
• 55:49
  And then they try to recapture it with like the other films and
• 55:53
  it's like the other two films and I don't know what they were doing.
• 55:58
  And gunner Hansen just captured like the character so well,
• 56:01
  which goes into my number three.
• 56:05
  Played by many actors.
• 56:06
  The character of Jason Voorhees truly didn't come to life until Kane
• 56:10
  Hotter, stepped in the role for Friday the 13th, part seven, the new Blood
• 56:14
  the character for three more films.
• 56:16
  Jason goes to Manhattan, Jason goes to Hell, and one of my favorites, Jason
• 56:20
  X. His movements actions and the way he can take a fall as Jason would
• 56:25
  give a fresh take for fans of the series, as well as bring in new fans.
• 56:29
  Though for the biggest box office, draw between two horror
• 56:32
  Titans, Freddy versus Jason Kane.
• 56:34
  Hotter was controversially replaced, in my opinion, for an actor named
• 56:38
  Ken Inger in order to be more menacing and show a greater height
• 56:42
  difference compared to Robert England.
• 56:44
  Yeah
• 56:44
  it was an okay movie, but to have two legends in horror share a
• 56:47
  screen would've been monumental for the horror community and would've
• 56:51
  elevated the movie a little more, in
• 56:55
  Jon: That was would've been the whole appeal to that and I will give you a
• 56:59
  heads up If you ever meet Kane Hotter at a convention he will really choke you
• 57:06
  Kearns: Oh cool
• 57:08
  Jon: I have a picture I didn't I did not know he was going to choke me So the
• 57:12
  reaction in the picture is legitimate Holy cow cane hotter is choking me
• 57:18
  Ryan: to a event, you'll know where I'm at.
• 57:21
  The
• 57:23
  just to experience
• 57:24
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 57:25
  Ryan: is
• 57:25
  Kearns: it's Ryan's kink.
• 57:26
  Ryan: Hell yeah.
• 57:27
  Which leads to number two, talking about kinks and stuff brought to
• 57:31
  life by Doug Bradley with his gau and unsettled characterization, balanced
• 57:35
  perfectly with the movie combination of grotesque and seductiveness.
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  For eight movies, he led the Center Bytes
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  glorious souls as Pinhead.
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  However, that would
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  Kearns: Oh.
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  Ryan: by the ninth film, so hell raise a revelation.
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  Starts Steven Smith.
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  Collins taken over the role of Pinhead since Bradley felt the
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  script was weak and Dimension Films only intended to release it because
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  they wanted to retain the rights.
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  So the movie would come out to poor reviews as well as a
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  poor interpretation of Pinhead.
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  So they would do a follow up with Paul T. Taylor taking the role, and
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  that would be, hell raise judgment and if follow with similar results
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  up until 2022, where we get.
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  Clayton portraying Pinhead and taking what Doug Bradley did to a higher
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  level, as well as Doug Bradley's return in the up cupping video game.
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  Hell raiser revival.
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  It's a good return for him.
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  Um, they try to do justice recently with the character, but those
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  two films are just, they were
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  Jon: I I can't believe it took Doug Bradley eight movies to realize
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  how bad that series was getting
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  Ryan: once you get to like the fourth one, it like falls.
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  But like Doug Bradley's presence
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  takes it
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  Jon: Yeah I mean
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  I mean he elevated a bunch of turds but yeah I mean it took him eight movies to
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  realize how bad that series was getting
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  Ryan: number
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  Jon: right, number one,
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  Ryan: going with, Frankenstein's Monster, you know.
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  I think of Frankenstein's Monster.
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  I don't think of Robert De Niro, Rory Ken, or Jacob Ardi.
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  I see Boris Karloff.
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  The infamous image is burnt into my brain since I was a kid.
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  It's my favorite interpretation.
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  And for three films, Frankenstein Bride and Son, he brought the character
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  to life, trying to understanding, wanting, only love from not only his
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  creator, but the people around him.
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  he shunned and treated like the monster he did depict it to be.
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  But it changes when Karloff is unavailable for Ghost of Frankenstein
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  due to starring in a production of arsenic and old lace in which launch
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  Cheney Jr. Would take over for Ghost of Frankenstein, followed by Bella Laci.
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  And, Frankenstein meets the Wolf man, but they just portrayed
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  the monster as a monster with no human characteristics, only one
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  close enough was Glenn Strange, in House of Frankenstein, house of
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  Dracula, but it was just menacing and his resemblance, which was close.
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  And Karloff really.
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  Embodied the character in my opinion.
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  And that's my
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  Thank
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  Kearns: Cool
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  Jon: Nice
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  Nice, nice
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  Kearns: It was a good top five I'm just barely hanging on right now All right
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  Jon: Well
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  Kearns: John
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  Jon: let's bring you back I I know I did horror comedies as the game
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  This is a slight variation on it It's Alien Invasion horror comedies
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  Kearns: Cool
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  Jon: So and we're gonna start
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  Kearns: No it's on
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  Jon: Number five Mars attacks
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  Kearns: I was hoping it wasn't number one
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  Jon: Mars attacks is more action than horror but it's hard to ignore
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  On any list of in alien invasion comedies Martians Invader Polarity
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  ensues This president James Dale played by Jack Nicholson struggles to
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  save the world and mightily struggles
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  Kearns: mm-hmm
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  Jon: the Martians do have one unique weakness which I will not spoil for
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  you because it's probably one of the funniest things that happens in this
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  movie my number four is probably the least seen movie on this list It's a
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  South African movie called Fried Berry
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  Kearns: Okay fried
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  Jon: District nine
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  Kearns: I was there I was like what Really
• 1:01:23
  Jon: I thought I saw the face I figured that's what she
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  thought I was gonna say Nope
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  Kearns: African alien invasion comedy I know of
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  Jon: Fried berry the name B-A-R-R-Y an alien takes over the body of a drug
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  addicted man sending him on a path of drug fueled de bosan mayhem in the
• 1:01:41
  South African movie it did really well at festivals It's like pure chaos for
• 1:01:47
  an hour and a half And it's directed by a guy named Ryan Krueger who also
• 1:01:52
  directed the Street Trash remake which is surprisingly really good
• 1:02:00
  Kearns: Hmm
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  Jon: I had a really good time with the street trash to remake but Fried Berry is
• 1:02:05
  an original unique bizarre take so we'll go to number three And I have always felt
• 1:02:12
  like this was more supernatural than alien but it comes up in every alien invasion
• 1:02:18
  comedy and it's our old friends Justin Benson and Aaron Morehead coming back
• 1:02:22
  our it's something in the dirt from 2022
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  Kearns: I'll watch
• 1:02:29
  Jon: so neighbors John and Levi noticed something strange and supernatural
• 1:02:34
  occurrences in their building and they set out to capture video evidence
• 1:02:37
  because hey we're gonna put this on the internet We're gonna be rich and
• 1:02:41
  famous because look what we discovered Um it's easier said than done as the
• 1:02:46
  two young men will be lucky to escape with their lives and friendship intact
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  Kearns: Hmm
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  Jon: It's very much them If you've seen anything they that
• 1:02:58
  they've done you'll know without being told that this is them Also
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  my number two I hope you guys have seen if not I probably want to add it to the
• 1:03:07
  list pretty soon it's a British movie that stars Nick Frost and a pre Star
• 1:03:12
  Wars John Boyega It's attacked the block
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  so a group of teens and the woman they mugged are forced to
• 1:03:23
  work together to defend their neighborhood against an alien invasion
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  Kearns: Love
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  Jon: aliens are super nasty and ripped through their South London apartment
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  It's I love this one The it attack the block is a lot a lot of fun
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  But my number one Don Cascarelli is gonna show up on both our top fives this week
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  Kearns: Nice
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  Jon: cause my number one is John dies at the end
• 1:03:47
  Kearns: nice You really do love that one
• 1:03:49
  Jon: Oh my GII gotta get you guys on this one too So a new drug called soy sauce
• 1:03:56
  gives users a unique and often fatal experience That's not the case for David
• 1:04:01
  It just opens doors to alternate universes and alien races So as I mentioned this is
• 1:04:08
  a Don Cascarelli movie It's got a really
• 1:04:10
  cool cast with Paul Giamatti Glenn Turman who you may remember is the teacher
• 1:04:16
  from Gremlins Among other things you Clancy Brown is a sort of Maybe real
• 1:04:23
  maybe fake magician guy and you get some Angus scrim in there and you get a giant
• 1:04:28
  meat monster at the beginning I mean
• 1:04:31
  Kearns: Yeah I
• 1:04:32
  Jon: don't
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  Kearns: meet
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  Jon: when you when you get a giant meat monster in a movie you
• 1:04:35
  can't possibly go wrong from there
• 1:04:38
  Ryan: Meat wide
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  Kearns: I mean I'm not gonna argue with that
• 1:04:42
  I feel like it's it's an infallible point that you just made
• 1:04:48
  Jon: Don't believe Reggie's in this one
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  Kearns: Poor reg
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  Jon: I don't remember him being in there
• 1:04:54
  Kearns: end but all right guys is That the that was your number one
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  Jon: That was my number one
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  Kearns: everybody
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  was
• 1:05:01
  a good list and that was Critters two We'll see you next
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  week for something or other
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  Jon: The ya