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Carl looks like a hairy glazed donut & Opie's Swamp Lip · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Coming off a strong night of hashtag ruizing. With the
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  Speaker 1: face of a hairy glazed doughnut and smelling like spicy
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  Speaker 1: Badge fluids, the Man Cuban makes his way to the
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  Speaker 1: Upper West Side of New York City, where Greg Hughes
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  Speaker 1: resides quite comfortably, and awaits that bunny chef from the
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  Speaker 1: Food Network who's setting himself up for another successful run
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  Speaker 1: in a restaurant business. Carrying a shopping bag like my
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  Speaker 1: aunt used to do, and arm with his trusty BBC
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  Speaker 1: shaped mic and recorder, our host, affectionately known as Opie,
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  Speaker 1: orders a falafel from one of his favorite joints. He's
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  Speaker 1: also a big hummus guy, welcomes extra capers in his salad,
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  Speaker 1: and will order a fruity cocktail out of Beer Garden.
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  Speaker 1: Like Carl, he does what he wants. The plan is
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  Speaker 1: to grab a bite, walk and talk about whatever off
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  Speaker 1: the cuff podcasting on the streets of Manhattan, and then
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  Speaker 1: over to his new studio at Westwood one Podcast Network
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  Speaker 1: to meet up with our newest team member, Rabbit Owen,
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  Speaker 1: a Starker fan cop turned part time Opie radio producer
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  Speaker 1: who has an Asian girlfriend. Mike Sappho who will be
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: setting up bunny Man Sharad Small website, Smallworldcomedy dot com
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  Speaker 1: for an in studio gathering ASAPO test those levels please,
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: Small has a big boys and who knows what else. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: Sharad really just wants to see how impressive Greg's news
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  Speaker 1: setup is on Opie Radio. Carl Carl, I'm over here, Carl,
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  Speaker 1: Im right here.
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  Speaker 2: Over sex. You're over sex. It starts. I gotta take
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  Speaker 2: at least in ten hours sabbatical. Oh my god, holy shit? Up?
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  Speaker 3: Does your pep hurt not? Is it a little chafe?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing? Man, It's so happy to be back and forre comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Have you watched me go through a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 2: in my pants? What's going on in the last five
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  Speaker 2: minutes of Shaw Shank Redemption? Oh my god, I show up.
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  Speaker 2: You stand in the boat right?
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  Speaker 3: You woke that sucker up?
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  Speaker 2: Nice? How you think I'm good man?
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  Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite spots on the Upper West Side.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say, Sue a feed and dogs.
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  Speaker 4: You want a little little light safety piece, little hummus
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  Speaker 4: for the kids, for the key.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see. Let's see it's not bad, not about at all.
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  Speaker 3: This place has been here forever, so it's gotta be good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I uh, I live what you teach me.
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  Speaker 3: Look not much to it, A little joint.
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm on. I think you're doing a good job.
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  Speaker 4: When it gets a soda in second, give me, uh,
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  Speaker 4: give me a grape snapple. Oh okay, I treat myself
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  Speaker 4: when I'm here, year.
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  Speaker 2: Old, I do what I won't.
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  Speaker 3: Carl has made it.
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  Speaker 4: We are gonna be podcasting on Columbus Avenue here in
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  Speaker 4: New York City for a little while.
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  Speaker 3: And then I promised shirod Small I would show him
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  Speaker 3: the big west Wood one studio that they built for us.
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  Speaker 3: So we start here and we'll see where it goes.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Opie Radio podcast. They didn't have griefs. I
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  Speaker 2: got sh from my homeland. Little mango madness. I don't
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  Speaker 2: like mango man. Throw it against the wall. Then I
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  Speaker 2: don't care because I just had to pay your tab.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't understand what's going He was like, can you
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  Speaker 2: pay for this yet?
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  Speaker 3: And I just paid for you, am bro.
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  Speaker 2: Me and him got a deal.
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  Speaker 5: What kind of no?
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  Speaker 2: He had no idea of no deal whatsoever. What's your deal?
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  Speaker 3: Wait for me to show up, bro Bro.
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  Speaker 2: We have a deal, right, we have a deal, me
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  Speaker 2: and you.
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  Speaker 3: Right, he's trying to say we don't know each other.
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  Speaker 2: The son of a bitch.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna call ice on him again.
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  Speaker 2: Will be empty. We have a deal.
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  Speaker 3: I eat here all the time. Sometimes I don't even
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  Speaker 3: pay my bill for like a month.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got doing a light day. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't like this, Mango Madness.
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  Speaker 3: Did you order something so long? We could go eat
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  Speaker 3: somewhere else.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine, I'm full. Where you eat at the hotel?
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  Speaker 3: Really? Oh my god, you're kiddy. You're dripping with that
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  Speaker 3: after sex clothing.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking pig. The pig. You want to hear something funny? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I used the same hotel.
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  Speaker 4: Bro's blood right, Mango Madness, I call him cheers.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus, nice piece. Sh Sorry, filled my ship.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, it'll go well with the cumstains on your jee.
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  Speaker 2: I walk in last night to the hotel. The guy goes, my, man,
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  Speaker 2: they know me already. You're gonna smoke up there again.
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  Speaker 7: Yep, just put on a two hundred dollars fine, because
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  Speaker 7: it's not nothing changing.
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  Speaker 6: Oh really, you're all out of smoke in the room.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, how you been, Carl, I haven't seen you since.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I've been good.
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  Speaker 3: Man, how how well behaved to his I up there?
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  Speaker 2: Man, you know what, towards the end you got a
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  Speaker 2: little rocky. I was a little tired by the end.
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  Speaker 2: But lie to you. Imagine after you left, I was
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  Speaker 2: there till three in the morning. Here, No, I was
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  Speaker 2: on until four in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: More in the morning. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And then we stayed up there. I saw that we
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  Speaker 2: get to the hotel and like the guys like you,
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  Speaker 2: guys are in the same room like me, And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: listen to me, brow it's four the morning. If you
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  Speaker 2: want to have a physical obligation with me right now,
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  Speaker 2: you put me in the same room.
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  Speaker 3: BORI would be a good roommate in a hotel, though,
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  Speaker 3: don't you think?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, better than most people have been roommates with.
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  Speaker 2: I'm was organized, right, yeah. She kept us on schedule.
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  Speaker 5: She did.
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  Speaker 2: She did not like your driving at all.
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  Speaker 3: Why she was.
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  Speaker 2: Talking shit about you on the way back.
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  Speaker 4: She was talking ship after I left, Huns talked ship
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  Speaker 4: to my face, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure she actually she did well. He stopping going. Gosh,
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  Speaker 2: she went up to hear she yelled at you. What'd
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  Speaker 2: she say she's like that Opie. He literally drives twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Miles an hour.
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  Speaker 8: I was following her.
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  Speaker 7: She said, we would have got there a lot earlier
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  Speaker 7: if you stop lollly gagging up.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I gave the people a fine podcast.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's what I call that lily gagging, and then
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  Speaker 4: stupid Joey calls me out on that uh.
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  Speaker 3: One hit wonder shit with the band Them.
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  Speaker 4: You know that g l Oria Gloria Floia is by
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  Speaker 4: a band called Them, which I called a one hit
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  Speaker 4: wonder on the podcast, But I failed to mention that
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  Speaker 4: the lead singer of that band was Van Morrison.
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: You know who Van Morrison is?
• 6:42
  Speaker 7: Right, I'm getting yelled at an email from whom?
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  Speaker 2: From TV? What TV? You're hearing and yelled at email?
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  Speaker 2: You want to hear it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: A lot of excavator points.
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  Speaker 7: August seventeenth, deadline for recipes submissions has come and gone.
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  Speaker 7: Most chefs have submitted them, but Harrel Ruviies has submitted
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  Speaker 7: zero as usual.
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  Speaker 2: Say they're just frustrated by you, dude, So what is it?
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  Speaker 2: What is that for?
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  Speaker 7: So kind of a new show, got a new show,
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  Speaker 7: I got the new restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: We got the concept down everything's good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, I guess one of them. Story wasn't that important?
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  Speaker 2: That's okay? What was it you were saying something that's alright?
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  Speaker 3: Was it? What was it about people heard it out there?
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  Speaker 2: What was it about golfing? Another caddy story?
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  Speaker 3: What's wrong with my caddy stories?
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  Speaker 2: I heard it? Got bang out the story?
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  Speaker 8: Though?
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  Speaker 2: Did I ever tell you that the caddy story? I
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  Speaker 2: believe these guys sent me that email. Do you want
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  Speaker 2: to hear a good caddy story?
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  Speaker 4: We used to hide under the trees when the lightning
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  Speaker 4: story there, you go, that's a great one. And Harvard
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  Speaker 4: Grade there and this Asian caddy was a friend of
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  Speaker 4: mine that that spoke broken English because he was, you know,
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  Speaker 4: only a few years removed from Vietnam.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have any of those kids growing up? So
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  Speaker 3: they shoved the Vietnam kids in your class?
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  Speaker 2: No, I lived in literally a super Latin and black area.
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  Speaker 2: Day it was a Vietnam kid, they would have ate him.
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  Speaker 3: Because English the second language in your school.
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  Speaker 2: In the town.
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  Speaker 4: There's way in the whole town. So I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to mention his name, but he was. He was a
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  Speaker 4: damn good Asian Asian.
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  Speaker 3: Caddy and he's under the he's under the.
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  Speaker 2: Tree Jordan, lightning storm.
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  Speaker 6: A lightning bolt hits this tree and splits it right.
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  Speaker 3: Down the middle.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he's yes, Huntington Crescent Club, shout out, what's up my?
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  Speaker 7: You know what was great was when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 7: there was a guy that we knew with him was
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  Speaker 7: August and this Cuban guy and he was jumping a
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  Speaker 7: cow fence, the barb wire fence.
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  Speaker 2: When a medical cow fence in Cuba, and the.
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  Speaker 7: Fence got struck by lightning really and he lost all
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  Speaker 7: hair on its body, so he was hairless.
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  Speaker 2: Did the hair grow back? Nothing? How does it not
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  Speaker 2: grow bad? So he was completely like cubeball ball, the
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  Speaker 2: no eyebrows.
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  Speaker 7: And then we used to go salsa dancing at the
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  Speaker 7: Cuban club and then the message paint on eyebrows and
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  Speaker 7: it would sweat down. He looked like he was in
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  Speaker 7: als and chains when he's like a seven year old
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  Speaker 7: Cuban guy and his wife would just with his own
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  Speaker 7: handkerchief would wipe off the messcare.
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  Speaker 2: As a melting off his face.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you paint on eyebrows?
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  Speaker 2: This the guy that's got struck by lightning. He's not
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  Speaker 2: straight he's not picking them through.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you just gotta go with it.
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  Speaker 2: At that point, though, like I mean, literally over run
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  Speaker 2: down his face. He looked like the crow. It's crazy, man.
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: Do you want to know the catty story?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: The oldest guys at the golf course.
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  Speaker 4: They were in their nineties and they always took a
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  Speaker 4: cart well in their nineties, and their rumor was that
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  Speaker 4: they might have been a.
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  Speaker 2: Big ghee when gay was inacceptable.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: But they always play together, and we're like, something's going
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  Speaker 4: on with these.
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  Speaker 2: Two, right, they were inseparable.
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  Speaker 3: Not that there's anything wrong with.
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  Speaker 4: That, right, Carly, But back in the eighties. Answer, But
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: back in the eighties, you know, we still weren't talking
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  Speaker 4: about it that much. So anyway, they used to love
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: to drive their cart wherever their ball was because.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: They were really old. No pun intended. So they drove
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: their cart up the side of a hill on the park.
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: They flipped it, and they flipped it and the cart
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  Speaker 4: and them and.
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  Speaker 3: Their golf cloth was rolling down the hill.
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  Speaker 2: You can get hurt pretty bad, bro.
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  Speaker 4: They both survived, man, Yeah, they both were all right
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: at the end.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: I remember my first instruction with gay was we had
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  Speaker 2: a neighbor.
• 10:39
  Speaker 7: So there was a married couple with the daughter right,
• 10:42
  Speaker 7: big shout out to Doris podcasting.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: And she was hot.
• 10:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and my brother liked her, which means I was
• 10:52
  Speaker 7: gonna get her right because my brother's like writing poems
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  Speaker 7: and ship.
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  Speaker 2: I'm drawing back. They don't even have a pune. I'm
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: drawing deep picts, like putting it on her window. I would.
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  Speaker 7: I would go up with my big wheel, you know,
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  Speaker 7: my own little big wheel. And she had like a
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  Speaker 7: step driving. She knew I was coming because the front
• 11:09
  Speaker 7: wheel would slip the plastical year.
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: And here comes Patty car up through your window.
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  Speaker 4: I love the difference between you and your brother. As
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: far as dating girls. He took his damn time, and
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  Speaker 4: you were you were.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Closing, You were closing.
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  Speaker 7: You just kept close, closing and closing and clothing and
• 11:27
  Speaker 7: the worst, the worst of the reputation got.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: The more, you know, the better he would get.
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: So you would swoop in as he's writing his dumb
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: poems and trying to fight some kinda The minute I
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: made the lunch.
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  Speaker 2: Tape, like having lunch with him. You know, my mom
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  Speaker 2: would make a sandwiches and I hear him go, ma,
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: I like Doris Boom, I'm across the street. He low doors.
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: Hello Doris, I hear you're on the market.
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  Speaker 3: She was a smoke show.
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  Speaker 7: And then I started watching the family and stuff because
• 11:55
  Speaker 7: we didn't know them, and I'm trying to break into it,
• 11:57
  Speaker 7: you know, and break into meeting air and shit.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: And I realized it's her mother, her father. And then
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: this other dude, believe our his name was what do
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: you want him?
• 12:05
  Speaker 7: And they were Ecuadorian and I'm like, what does this
• 12:08
  Speaker 7: dude do? Like He's like he dressed like very flamboyant,
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  Speaker 7: you know what i mean, back then, you know, the
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  Speaker 7: big lapels and everything. I'm like, and he was like, oh,
• 12:16
  Speaker 7: like nice with a little pinky ring. And I'm like,
• 12:18
  Speaker 7: and I didn't know what gay was, but whatever it was,
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  Speaker 7: I knew that it was that, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like I didn't know anything.
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  Speaker 2: I was innocent that way. My mom literally she tried
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: to raise us in such a.
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  Speaker 7: Roman Catholic way that everything was a surprise to us,
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  Speaker 7: you know what I.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: Like, when I would leave that house, I'm like, nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Is happening, but my mother is ting like there is
• 12:41
  Speaker 7: this world is completely insane, and my mother's.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Like and then Jesus turned into a bird. I'm like, Mom,
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  Speaker 2: there's nothing like this is happening. You're preparing me zero
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  Speaker 2: for life. I'm gonna get raped somewhere. And I start
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: noticing this guy. Then one day he starts skidding.
• 12:56
  Speaker 7: Well anyway, I make out with the girl, obviously, and
• 12:57
  Speaker 7: then my brother's devastine.
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  Speaker 3: What did he do? You call that?
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Point hold on me by my mom? And my dad
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  Speaker 2: would just like chuckle, you know what I mean, and
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: like fake hit me? You know you're bad like that
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  Speaker 2: with the wink and.
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: You find his Morrisey CD hate my dad. That should
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: have worked. Morrisey is a downer anyway. You love Morsey?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I love anything that girls like.
• 13:21
  Speaker 6: I don't know if girls like Morrissey growing oh, growing up,
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  Speaker 6: all those emo girls.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: You remember the girls that would wear all black and
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: cry about everything. Yeah, it was Morrisey the cure.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Depeche Mode, depeche Mode. What's up girl? Depeche Mode rules? Right?
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  Speaker 5: What?
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: What? What? Why'd you just spectrum mount on that girl?
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: She doesn't even know you.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: She turned her head when we said depeche Mode.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: So I felt like I had to say something, what
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: was wrong with dad? And you just through my concentration
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: because you're raising your rain man and.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: On people you don't know. Reach out and touch me.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Don't don't touch faith.
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  Speaker 3: Oh is that really the lyric? All these years I
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: dout it was reach out to taste you.
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  Speaker 5: Is that really the lyric?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, reach out touch faith.
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  Speaker 3: I always thought it was reach out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, I.
• 14:10
  Speaker 6: Picked a trucking route just to really piss off Joey.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, Joey, Sorry Joey.
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  Speaker 2: Back to your story.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, So the guy just started getting skinnier and skinnier.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Larry King, Larry, that's not Larry King. Sure, it looks
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: more like an Abe Froeman. Larry. That looks like Larry Man.
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  Speaker 7: I thought Larry Larry's like scoliosis short.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's like two feet toll. He's like shunking. I
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  Speaker 2: saw him in La he was tiny.
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  Speaker 6: That guy takes human growth warm ONESO though, Larry King,
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  Speaker 6: they're working in reverse.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the suspenders are really digging into his shoulder blades.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: At this point, his suspenders were down by his hips.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: That's how funny. Sorry, back to your story. So this
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  Speaker 2: guy starts getting skinnier and skinnier. And he was one
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: of the first cases of AIDS in my in my
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: neighborhood Brow. We went to go see him in the hospital.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: They had the room sealed like in plastic. Remember how
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: ignorant shit was about. Oh yeah, everyone had to wear
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  Speaker 2: a mask.
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  Speaker 7: My mother my mother found out that I was in
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  Speaker 7: the house all the time and told my father to
• 15:13
  Speaker 7: burn the clothes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant I thought she was going
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: to burn the house.
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  Speaker 7: She took me to the doctor to find out if
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: I had really Oh, Opie, it was and my brother
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  Speaker 7: to this whole thing suffering because it's all about the girl.
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  Speaker 2: And you want to come your brother, what a sap?
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  Speaker 5: I love you? I love you?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: G like that. Yeah, that was my first rush brush
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: in with AIDS. And people were so ignorant they knew nothing. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I mean the whole room was impact. You would think
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: that he had some crazy shit. And he died. He
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: died very quickly. Did you ever get the call? What
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: do you mean AIDS call?
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: No?
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: What's that, Opie?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: You want to talk about something that stops in your tracks?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: My phone?
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Did?
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: This girl kept calling and calling and I you know
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: that I was with for a little while, but it
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: was you know, that's important. She would call and I wouldn't.
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: And I don't get a call from another dude that
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: I really didn't like from down the shore, and he says,
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: Carl is what's her name calling you?
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I said, yeah, bro, what's up with?
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: He goes answering.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I go why he goes just answering.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: So then she calls me and I'm like, She's like,
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry to tell you, but I'm HIV positive and
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: I'm calling all my partners and that.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I let them know to get tested and stuff. I'm literally, obie,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what to fucking do.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: Holy shit, that was the call.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: It changed.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I was scared for at least a month. I was
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: out of you know, until I got the test. Well,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: you obviously don't have it now.
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: Looks like Carl's Obi.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Let the record show.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I looked right down at Carl's belly. It's not that fucker.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: And and people got the call, you know what I mean.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: That's how it used to be used to get the call,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: get the call.
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: And I got the call, and it was I don't
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: wish it on anybody.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: And then I and then I found that one of
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: the kids called it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: Out of all the calls they find they're looking for
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: patients here basically you know what I mean, like where
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: it happened and the kid died.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Let's she died too.
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: Let's cheer up this podcast and talk about isis okay?
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Carl?
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: What do you want?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: This is the stuff that I know? Well, it's uh yeah,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: all right?
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: Uh you notice I brought my little shopping bag today,
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Like you know, what's funny?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I need a shopping bag? Did you have an extra?
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: What is all in here?
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: You want to I'll show you my stuff if they're
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: sagent here, I swear you're gonna get a chest bunch o. Man,
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: it's my little uh my little uh supermarket bags, the.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Torpedo pills, the go go bills, a little prescription. But
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: did you see what said cialis?
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Where to go?
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: It's for my swamp lip?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah whatever.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: I got a little a little bit of a breakout,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: so I.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Had to get some uh what you call the hanger steak.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Now to swamp lip.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I've been getting swamp lips since I was eight years old.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not ashamed of it. What is swamp lit?
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: It's it's uh.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: What that's herpies, Carl.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: I've been getting swamp lips since I was eight years old,
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: so I understand what.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: It's like, cold sores, ew, You got cooties. Most of
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: the population has.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I'm totally crossing my fingers every time I talked to
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: you that.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: But only in recent years I actually got a prescription.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: So they just knocked down the mouth.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never saw it.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: It's the low it's the lowest form of the herp
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: that most people have.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: It's not the jena of it. It's not the genital.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: They hold this so I could open this.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tastely, now, can I get that from?
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: You?
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: Get the I'm gonna get swamp finger Look at these
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: giant horse.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: What he said, is that for a chocolate lab.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: Fleet else I already drank my mango madness hat oh.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Oh Obie takes is forever her piece pill and Carl
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: shows his first character flaw.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Rubber was a great album.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: That album was the best Beatles album, Sir, all right,
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: what's your favorite?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: He did acknowledge though that I said something that got
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: the Beatles, Big bat guy in a rubber soul t shirt.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Like Beatles don't suck.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Beatles slip the funk out of here, all right, So
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: everyone tries to make leavey know the Beatles. It's like,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: what's your favorite sub marino? Choke them out?
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I am the wall risk chew. They suck. Yeah, anyway,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: So I got that.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I got a little.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Prescription for the swamp lip. I got my hat.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Oh there's the oakster hat. It's it's just smell your hat, yeah, because.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: It smells really bad.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: And then I got a podcast equipment and extra batteries.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: And then I got son.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: This is hamster and Gerbil food. Yes, but you don't
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: have a hamster. Listen, so you're eating for reckless. That's
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: why you have dick lip a hamster. This is why
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: you have Dick.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: And bull lit.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I got two dwarf hamsters that I guess are my pets.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Kids don't take care of stuff, no money.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Didn't you know this shit right?
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got a dog. The first day
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: that thing almost died. They just left it like in
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: the corner.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: Well, they made a promise to me, and we'll take
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: care of the hamsters because we want to get a dog.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Russ children.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: So we're like you know what.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: It's kind of sad because there's starter pets out there
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: that basically families get and see if the kids will
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: kill it or not by accident.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: So this is yours.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: So I guess the dwarf hamsters.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Are in the star pet category.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: And within a week they were bored with it. And
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: guess what Now I got pets. I got to take
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: care of that now that they can.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Leave the house. But what am I gonna do? Leave
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: the house smell? What am I gonna do?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Let them loosen in New York City?
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: But why would you get drinks? Another rodent onto this island?
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: Uh diet for hamsters and durable the especial blend.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: It is expense seven dollars to feed a little around.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, and then, because I do care about my dwarf hamsters,
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: what else I got in this bag?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Did you get him a toy? This is? You got treats?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: You got five dollar triple.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Big crunch sticks.
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: Look at the fucking picture of this little ham thro.
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: You are a giant upper west side les. I'm start
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: in producing you, Sarah my friend's side.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: That's in my bag today? No moon rocks, no sake.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I'd rather see that ship.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Honestly, Well, I was doing somes as I was waiting
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: for you up here.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: So we're gonna go down to Westwood one and do
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: a little podcasting from the studios. Yeah, I want to
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: show Shard.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: The studio today that Kelly's supposed to come. But what
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: happens up to having this apartment he built? I mess
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: his apartment?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Really he bailed least minute, So it'll be me.
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: You a warning, loud by stand rope, loud bystander.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: What hope they're sitting out here because they're they're eating.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: You're out here with a plastic bag full of fucking tex.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Don't be annoyed. They should be annoyed at you, not
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: in reverse.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I hate people that aren't aware.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Why does this happen? Are you aware?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: How aware are you? You're three feet away? No awareness?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: What's so? I'm moving over here and I have a cigarette?
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Where you going? We're outside? Don't go to me, don't
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: touch me. I just had a me too moment. I
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: just had a meet too moment.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: You want to walk?
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Did you pay my bill? Where do you want to
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: walk to? Away from people?
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Why are we walking this way?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: This is smokes and I gotta get a little token
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: in my ring jockey.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Why are you wearing her?
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Why are you wearing a jacket?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: It's like you're not wearing it carrying it because it's
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: gonna rain.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: But even I got short sleeves today.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: You don't look back today. It's all the stains.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I don't have stas. What is that? Yeah? That was
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: from the mango madness.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: So I got a level with you.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did something bad.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: Why So remember when I told you that I like
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: that girl, but she's on the other side of the world,
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: so it didn't matter.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked about it on the way to ESPN.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Bring her to the city.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: You brought her to.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: The city ringing.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: What's bad about that?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Well, I told you that was the beginning of the
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: end that happens.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: That means, uh, you kind of like her a little bit.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: You should go out that and actually know why. I
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: don't even want you to meet her.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Why imagine you start doing this ship.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing this, sh.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Nuts.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I would literally jump over the fucking table if you start.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I'll be like, see what people don't realize when this
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: thing is turned off to I act that way.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: Carl no, but when it turns on, I'm still next
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: to you.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: You almost what she will punch you.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: And that's the chick from the talk.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: That was good, all right, that was funny.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Alright, I'm gonna have to keep that visual between me
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: and Carl.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, I don't think they all look alike, don't.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: You got you white people look like Nantucket. I thought
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: it was meant the same person. Oh, I could plain, Hey,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: John is not somebody else? Oh?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: All the chads and Nantucket, all the chads.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: All right, let's go into this bodega.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: How you doing, buddy?
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Remember how's going, sir? How are your body?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: Because looks like you got a lot of protein bars
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: for so. Which is the favorite protein bar today? The
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: Quest bars, my buddy, Robert irver My makes a good one.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I try to.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Everybody like the protein bars. Right, you can never have
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: enough protein.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Fifteen bucks for a pack of smokes.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you, sir.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: We should start heading toward Western one. Yeah, right, and
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: go see Sharad no Vic Kenley. I was trying to
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: get like the core group together today.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Something happened with it.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Alright, there's always something happening with Nothing happened he.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Is doing construction or something in this apartment.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: He's probably in the middle of training sugar gliders. You
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: can't get away.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I hope you can make the pig roast tonight
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: because I put him on the list.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Well, you're doing a pig roast today.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: No, my buddy, I'm Mark Murphy's that Food Network guy.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: He's doing a cool pig ROAs at his restaurant in Tribeca.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Head or no, head, head out. I'm oh, why I
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: can't eat the pork.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: If I see the head, I can't pass it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Come on, bro, Well it's just gonna kill you. Huh.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: That stuff is just gonna kill you.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Greens.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: Do you know that before two thousand and I think
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: it's two thousand and three, the biggest purchaser of.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Kale was Pizza Hut because they used it to line
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: the buffets. What do you mean used to buy all
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: the kale? Yeah, to line up buffets. Oh it's sorry,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: is it on?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Oh that there's gonna be a confrontation. We love confidence. Okay,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: he just waved me off.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Dude, Opie Joey.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: Opie just walked into the middle of an argument and
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: put this dream Barbie.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Microphone in front of everybody, and it stopped the fight immediately.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Careful, it's two Asian guys.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: They found the common enemy.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Obie, he waved me off to He's like, get out
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: of here.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Here's where I got my gerbil food.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: Petland discounts, Petland discounts. I went to a Petland discount's
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: family party.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: You do huh? Where do you?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I just gotta give a little love.
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: Where are you doing?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Huh? Why are you going back in the store, big fan,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: big fan? Thanks for the gerbile food?
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, see you later. You gotta support local business,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: gotta support the point.
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: Do you think people want to see you stick in
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: your swamp lip face and go in there and say big.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Fan like they're not doing anything. They're just making they're
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: selling pet food.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: First of all, I don't have swamp lip.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: I got the start, which is a little itch starts
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: with a little itch on the lit.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: This place that's nice.
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Sneakers.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: This is one of those sneaker places where all what
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: do they call sneakerheads?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Sneakerhead. Yeah, there's a sneakerhead store.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: No, I know. It's West NYC. A lot of the
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: sneakerheads know this.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: There's one of those stores where they line up with
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: their beach chairs.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when something, something dope comes out, you want to.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Talk to them. Nope, Nope, nope. Come on, bro, hopey,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: let's go.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: We gotta go and do the podcast.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Why are you denying me fun today?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I don't you know. I just don't like when you
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: bother people because I know it's a it's an odds game.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Here's the ah, sir, big fan, big fan. I'm gonna
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: come in from my U my next merl soon.
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: What do you let's say?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I know I saw everyone in there. I had marrols
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: on his disgusting.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: The guy just goes, Okay, the worst, the absolute worst.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: Fuck.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: That's what I have to do now.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Because you hate being touched, I'm literally.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Gonna physically assault.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I don't hate to I don't hate being touched.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: You know how I know because you say I hate
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: being touched.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Well, it's when you grab my ribs violently to get
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: me out of a situation.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: But you tell people you are a big and they're
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: looking at you like you're insane because you are.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Well, you're a big fan of Grace Papaya. You want
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: to go in and say thank you to them.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say thank I say thank you
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: by paying them. Oh what do you what was that up?
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Little wind.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Out card on the subjector yeah you need one?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: All right, it'd be to saf you're not pay for it,
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: lay off the squats.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: That guy's gonna fuck up. And this is what I
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: want to get down.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Oh ship, No, why I talk to those guys, homeless people.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: I like the homeless guys.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: So listen, it's just a matter of time before you
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: say something to the wrong guy and we're in a
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: physical altercation.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: People get upset.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Oh I do what I want?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, you do, you absolutely do.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: That's funny you want me to I got you. I
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: got you.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Brouh two for one today, sir, who you just go
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: duck under now.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: There you go, Just to let you know you're down
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: to seventeen smackeroos on your seventeen dollars.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, all right, Joey take it away? Why
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: why would you have to take it away?
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Going down to the subway.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: This is where the good stuff is, Joey, Joey, don't
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: take it away, motherfucker.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I know this is the good stuff.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Joey take it away.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: No, he ain't taking it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: All right, joe No, take it away.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: He's not taking it away.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Joey twenty bucks, pay pal take it away.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: He's not taking it away.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Joey two hunch, pay.
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: Pal take it can't do it, Carly.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Joey, you're gonna lose your host. I'm throwing him on
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: the tracks.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Take it away.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Why these guys are talking, I'm the one that's gonna
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: have to fight over exact. Yeah, what are you doing?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: You're steering at home when people are talking.
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: You just can't show up with your swamp lip and
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: just do I have an it?
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: It's just an it's not swamp lit. That's why I
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: got to stop. Why is your face so red?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Because I'm annoyed?
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Hold on podcast sounds?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my, Joey, take it away, take it away.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I want to take this one. More stops on this one?
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Or do you want to go express?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Which you want to do? This looks kind of fun.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: All right, we'll take the express.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I mean that means we have to stay on the
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: platform a little longer. Take it away, joe Joey doesn't
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: need to take it away.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Why are you nervous?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: We haven't looked for rats yet at this hour, No
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: the rats.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: You gotta look down below. You always see a rat man.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Here's the two train, Carl.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: We're almost on a train. I'm literally sweating. Are you sweating?
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I don't like bob or people unless I have to bother.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: We're not bothering anybody. You're screaming woo in the train.
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: WHOA take it away, Joe.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: You don't You don't know how to live.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Huh, you don't know how to you.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm a life aarrier.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: It's the simple things of life. When you see a
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: subway train, you go woo.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: No one does that. I've been down here my whole life.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: No one screams here standing doors.
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: I'm not talking in here, all right, Joey, take it
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: away exactly.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: We'll see on the other side of the subway.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Take it away, Joe, Joey, I know this thing is
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: still on.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: No one, don't worry about it. We're good.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: We're good.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: It's not on.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: We're just hanging out podcasting from a New York City
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: subway while being man handled by his co host and
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: humiliated friend. Now we make our way over to Westwood
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: One podcast network, but first a few more cringe worthy moments,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: all right, for Karl.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Got off at forty second Street, Times Square.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Oh joey, joey, joey joe heading toy west wood Ward.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: It's just stunning.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Which one what the Yankee had?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I can quit that? So you're walking like a gazelle, Mike, right, Harold,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Look this should go upstairs? Good that? Oh there you go?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Ess very nice? Why? Why very nice?
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Phine? Why the streaming?
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: Why the fucking stream you made a mistake of show
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: me you're bothered by this.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: I try to make believe I don't follow you, but
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: it physically makes me feel it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: So there's no way. I just have to get angry.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: But now I know I can get a little physical
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: when it gets a little crazy.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like that river.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: You don't like the river like that kind of hurts?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Grab you right between those two little ribs, that little
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: meat right there?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Are you a fan of subway musicians?
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Because I'd like to walk down here with miserable. I
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: don't want to be even trying to put in a
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: good mood about.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: The Jesus guy.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I want to talk to Jesus guy less.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: This is my wheelhouse. These are my people, So take
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: it away.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Joey thinks are gonna get weird.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Watch I'm just standing in front of her with this
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: weird smile. He's like the joker standing there her.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I was just trying to be he uncomfortable.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Sometimes not saying anything is what makes your uncomfortable.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: She was, all right, Yes, great.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Much money they make down here.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: They're a couple of hunch No.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I think the city really messed those people up. I
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: think they gotta get permits and all that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Now, city man just taking money? Is that said? The
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: city is just people have a natural talent.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: They set up a guitar case or a hat and
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: make a nice, a little quick living. And then the
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: city had to put the greedy little hands and it
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: all up sucking up the works.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Oh it's good. We're almost safe for you in this
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: fucking thing.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Yep, got a notre dame fan behind you.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Look at the new jay Z album.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Huh look at it? You like the jay Z?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I like jay Z? Yeah, you like them?
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I like the jay Z? What's the jay Z? It's
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: just it's just a cool way to say, look at
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: this guy. Because you hear fell off from listening to
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: our podcast.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Hello, he's looking at us.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: But yeah, well that's how you know, that's how you
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: do it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: You know, let's go all.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: Right, look at this sword to Clark's stupid fucking dudes
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: on bikes they look like court Chester's just side around.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: No, it's not that they're stupid dudes on bikes, it's
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: that they have to wear the dumb racing ALP.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Why did they look like how with sponsors?
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: I don't know, but you think that's silly, Like when
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: I go play baseball.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: My friends, who I dress up like a rod over here?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: No, huh, block you out?
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: You out, Joey, don't stop blocking me from doing my day.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Hi?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Hi?
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: My god?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Did you see your face?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Head down? You're ruining the illusion?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: But stop speaking that mini mouse.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if they don't have their fucking head on,
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: and if they don't have their head on, they ruin
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: the illusion.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I want to get a little Mickey D's.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I'm full, man, I'm going to Mickey D's with you though,
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I just realized what that entailed me getting McDonald's.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Discut damn six dollar discay on.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: But it's like thirty bucks to go and see the
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: wax thing.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Let's go see the wax thing. You know, they got
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: one outside. Let's see who it is. This is fun stuff. Yeah, man, Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: When I when I'm missing a golf caddy story, you know,
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: I'm fucking.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Intense, and I got a couple more. Wrang one out,
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: bang another.
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: Uh well, I mean there's boring ones where like the
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: older guys would leave the joints all over the.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Golf course for the caddies.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: Oh no shit, And then you know, you take a
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: hit and leave it for the next caddy.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: You see, that kind of shit is gone.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Like kids helping other kids out and everybody.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Why don't you feel like people are more selfish now
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: than we.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Were growing up? Absolutely, they're all for themselves. Fucking Bruce Willis.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: That's fucking Bruce Willis right there.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: That is Bruce Willis.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Bro, that's Bruce Willis. It's fucking Bruce Willis right there.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: That's creepy. That is right, that's creepy. You can't shit.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: They got that wax shit, they got it down, bro.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: I must say I'm impressed. Yeah, that's kind of good.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: You're looking at us.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I thought he was talking to me, but.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: He was talking to you, Jez guys shouting right past us.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: How are you, sir? You want to be on my podcast?
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: You want to be on my podcast? A podcast? It's
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: like it's a podcast.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that is.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like where like legendary radio guys go
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: to die.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Now, why would I want to die?
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Not you. I don't want you to die. Who are you? Man?
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: Me?
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: I'll and what are you doing on forty second Street?
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Oh? Coming by this to take a look?
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: You're just taking a look around?
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: All right, we gotta go do our podcast, all right, okay,
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: all right, thank you?
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Carl looking at Mike Pence behind you, Mike fucking
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Pence just chilling.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: And I realized, I'm like, it's.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Just hopey saints. Yeah, but how much does that guy
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: look like?
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: Mike looks like a lot like pensinoch That Bruce Willis
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: thing is creepy, right, that is really creepy.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: How the fuck they do that with wax?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: It says it right there, wax museum.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: There's more going on than wax.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: You think it's late Texas so it has to be right.
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: I would think that was a real person, right, Like,
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: if that thing started moving, I'd be completely would freak out.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I'll get the neck and everything.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: How about how about the the.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Five o'clock shadow, Dude, they nailed it? All right, Let's
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: go to the studium.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: It's this way. I made you walk past it there.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think we could go upstairs because I don't
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: have my badge. You got your badge? Nope. T Satan's
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: in Minnesota, right I'm hoping he's up here. His mom died.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Tim.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: We love Tim Saban.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a good dude.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Nothing but the best for Tim Saban and his family.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Lots of prayers. Yeah, right here, what do we do now?
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: We gotta wait for Mike.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: He's not here yet.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: No man, all right, Joe, we're outside Westward walking away, Joe.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: I guess you got to.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Take it away away, Joe, let him take it away,
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: take it away all right. We'll be upstairs with seat
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: small from the west wet One studio in just mere
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: a few minutes.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: Make it the fuck away, Joe, or maybe the time job,
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: or maybe Jody plays a fun little song.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Joey's gonna do.
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: Something here though, thank you, Greg.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I'm taking it away, Carl, But first, my sincere condolences
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: to our Tim Sabian.
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: May your mom rest in peace.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Sir.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Let this be reminder to you OPI Radio listener, call
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: you mother. Tim was by his mother's side until her
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: last breath. I know because he tweeted it. Well, it
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: sounds like their little date before heading to Westwood one
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: podcast network went a little awkward for the Cuban.
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: And personally I understand. No time jump, no more cut ins.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: But before we return, a little song is Opie requested?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: And then it's to show you know and love Greg
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Carlin Shirad in studio on Opie Radio