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- 0:00Speaker 1: I don't know if there's some older nigga shit, but
- 0:02Speaker 1: if I take deep breaths like that, oh I get
- 0:06Speaker 1: hella lightheaded, like I will. Literally I fell out one time,
- 0:08Speaker 1: that ass.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Oh shit, nigga, are you just dropping?
- 0:12Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 0:12Speaker 1: Yeah, this this was back in like twenty fifteen. I
- 0:15Speaker 1: was in the crib and I usually hold my breath
- 0:17Speaker 1: when I sprayed my cologne because you know, if you
- 0:20Speaker 1: can you fuck around and take a deep breath while
- 0:21Speaker 1: you spraying Colonne, and your allergies just fucked for the
- 0:23Speaker 1: rest of the day. So I'm spraying the cologne I took,
- 0:26Speaker 1: I held my breath and then I fell out, and
- 0:30Speaker 1: so I'm knocked out on my bedroom floor. The shorty
- 0:33Speaker 1: I lived with at the time, she already went to work.
- 0:35Speaker 1: So I woke up like twenty minutes later feeling like
- 0:40Speaker 1: I just had the best sleep of my life. But
- 0:42Speaker 1: I was fully dressed, I had my shoes on, and
- 0:45Speaker 1: I was on the floor, so I was like, what
- 0:48Speaker 1: the fuck?
- 0:49Speaker 3: Then I said, oh shit, I think I passed out.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Yo, nigga, like you like, you ain't do that in
- 0:54Speaker 2: the public bathroom on your.
- 0:56Speaker 4: Break your pants, Hey, yo, know what is this painigg Ass?
- 1:07Speaker 3: Flipped inside out.
- 1:09Speaker 2: That was a crazy dude. I just shot.
- 1:11Speaker 1: I don't remember why I'm on the ground, but that
- 1:14Speaker 1: as shit crazy then so then they fucked up part
- 1:17Speaker 1: doctor's be some assholes, cuy. I go to my doctor.
- 1:20Speaker 1: This is my PCP, like he's he's been my doctor
- 1:23Speaker 1: for years, and I told him what happened. He was like, yeah, man,
- 1:26Speaker 1: don't hold.
- 1:27Speaker 3: Your breath.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Just a matter of fact.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Yeah, like I paid you twenty five dollars to tell
- 1:34Speaker 1: me that bullshit. But then he was like, nah, noah
- 1:37Speaker 1: for real. Less uh So he sent me to a
- 1:38Speaker 1: specialist and it was just really really super duper Asian dude.
- 1:43Speaker 1: And he came out, and this nigga didn't believe me.
- 1:47Speaker 1: He didn't believe that it happened. He was like, so,
- 1:50Speaker 1: you held your breath and then you fell out. I
- 1:51Speaker 1: said yeah. He said, can you do it again? I
- 1:55Speaker 1: was like, I don't know. I didn't want to try anymore.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Maybe he said, let me see right now, they have
- 2:02Speaker 1: me holding my breath in the office, and of course
- 2:04Speaker 1: I wasn't falling out, So I was mad as shitping like, bro,
- 2:08Speaker 1: now look like I'm lying, but I know what happened,
- 2:10Speaker 1: you know, what I'm saying it was so stupid, Bro,
- 2:13Speaker 1: it was a dumb ass situation.
- 2:14Speaker 2: Cuy, Yo.
- 2:17Speaker 5: You know what's funny is this nigga's out here telling
- 2:19Speaker 5: lines like that, like YOA, I don't want to go
- 2:21Speaker 5: to work today. Hey, I was holding my breath and
- 2:23Speaker 5: I passed out. I don't know why it happened like that.
- 2:25Speaker 5: Sounds like some made up shit.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Bro.
- 2:27Speaker 1: As a manager at you know, regular jobs, I be
- 2:32Speaker 1: man the early morning.
- 2:33Speaker 3: Be that bullshit.
- 2:34Speaker 1: I'm so tired of these bumb ass excuses, bro, Stop
- 2:38Speaker 1: texting and calling My phone calling is the worst Texas. Like, Yo,
- 2:42Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make it today for whatever reason. And
- 2:44Speaker 1: then I tell them, y'o make sure you handle your
- 2:46Speaker 1: out of office and I got you covered. Will they
- 2:49Speaker 1: be calling me five poin fifty three? I just feel like, man,
- 2:54Speaker 1: fuck you bye, damn wasting my fucking time trying to
- 2:59Speaker 1: get an oscar.
- 2:59Speaker 3: Bro good, I don't care.
- 3:01Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Yah, Niggas just be lying man, Like.
- 3:08Speaker 5: I remember a few years back, I went to Atlanta
- 3:10Speaker 5: Comic Con and like everybody had to call out the
- 3:12Speaker 5: best buy it I said for me, I was already off
- 3:14Speaker 5: and so like were on our way. He texted the
- 3:19Speaker 5: manager to say, I'm not feeling good. You know, I
- 3:21Speaker 5: don't think I can make it.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Da da da. We already halfway to Atlanta for charlote.
- 3:25Speaker 2: It is what it is. Why this idiot showed up
- 3:29Speaker 2: at the comic kN No.
- 3:31Speaker 5: He's taking Facebook posting photos and stuff like that on Facebook.
- 3:37Speaker 5: And he's friends with the manager. So the manager was
- 3:40Speaker 5: like called him. He was like, so you said, huh.
- 3:43Speaker 5: He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, these pictures are oh
- 3:45Speaker 5: this is from last weekend.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Da da da da. And he was like, well, crazy.
- 3:49Speaker 5: Thing is it's time stamps and city stamps you when
- 3:53Speaker 5: you save a photo and posted, so I see that
- 3:56Speaker 5: it was taken today Atlanta.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Like y'all, wowid bro be professional, y'all stop playing a ramp.
- 4:06Speaker 1: You gotta go to work. Go to work, man, use
- 4:08Speaker 1: your leave. I can't even talk about that. I got
- 4:10Speaker 1: like over five hundred hours of paid personal leave. I
- 4:13Speaker 1: never take time off, bro, No I do.
- 4:17Speaker 5: And then I'm on the other end of the spectrum. Yo,
- 4:21Speaker 5: people out here that want to gamble with their jobs
- 4:23Speaker 5: and their livelihoods, I'm for you doing it.
- 4:26Speaker 2: Now.
- 4:26Speaker 5: I want to know what happens, Go ahead and hit
- 4:29Speaker 5: us with your email, your funniest.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Story opposite the ends of the spectrum. But it's real, man,
- 4:36Speaker 1: I gotta I'm start using my damn leave. I don't care,
- 4:39Speaker 1: but all right, so man, they didn't hurt us rambling
- 4:43Speaker 1: for like four minutes.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Yo.
- 4:45Speaker 1: I guess at this point we got to introduce the pod.
- 4:49Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Yeah, let's get you, so
- 4:51Speaker 1: let's hit her off.
- 4:52Speaker 3: For like what to do? What it is is your
- 4:54Speaker 3: boy in Oh my bad, my bad, it's U.
- 5:00Speaker 2: I think that's copyright. I don't know that.
- 5:06Speaker 1: You know what's funny is because I hate that that
- 5:08Speaker 1: intro because what the fuck is he saying?
- 5:10Speaker 3: Like I don't even know what he says, yo.
- 5:13Speaker 5: And the fact that you said it and I identified
- 5:16Speaker 5: it as.
- 5:16Speaker 6: I immediately saying like I was like, all right, nor
- 5:20Speaker 6: got his team too big, bro, It's something going on
- 5:23Speaker 6: right there, like it's not clear, but he does that
- 5:25Speaker 6: joint every time, but we got to do our real
- 5:27Speaker 6: joint right.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Here with that year.
- 5:34Speaker 1: This is your boy ringle n Bingo and this is
- 5:40Speaker 1: the fare to launch podcast back again, Yes sir, yes sir,
- 5:49Speaker 1: and we are here with episode eleven.
- 5:51Speaker 3: This is something that's near durned my heart right in
- 5:54Speaker 3: you go, but we.
- 5:57Speaker 1: This is this is something that's been on my mind
- 6:00Speaker 1: literally for years, literally for years, because you already know
- 6:05Speaker 1: all of the viewers know all the listeners know how
- 6:08Speaker 1: much we love anime up here, right. And there's things
- 6:14Speaker 1: that happen in anime that you take because it's anime,
- 6:17Speaker 1: you know what it is. It has to happen because
- 6:19Speaker 1: it's a show, right, And then there's other things. I'm like,
- 6:22Speaker 1: you know what, y'all can stop that shit like, y'all,
- 6:26Speaker 1: y'all don't have to do that no more, you know
- 6:28Speaker 1: what I'm saying, yep. And today we're gonna focus on
- 6:31Speaker 1: those things.
- 6:32Speaker 3: Man.
- 6:33Speaker 1: We are going to run down a list of things
- 6:36Speaker 1: that we are absolutely sick of in anime, never sick
- 6:41Speaker 1: of anime, just these things.
- 6:43Speaker 2: Though, Okay, if you stop doing it like it's cool.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Like it's all right, I wouldn't be mad at all,
- 6:51Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Facts Before we even get
- 6:55Speaker 1: to the list, though, you know what, I want to
- 6:56Speaker 1: give us props on what's that the titles of our episodes?
- 7:00Speaker 1: Bro them shit is clef than a motherfucker. I was
- 7:03Speaker 1: going down the line. Dog, this is random, but I
- 7:07Speaker 1: was just going down the line. Check us out.
- 7:10Speaker 3: Though. The first episode we talked.
- 7:12Speaker 1: About the ThunderCats and how they were colonists, right right,
- 7:17Speaker 1: That was a nobody never took that angle on them niggas, right,
- 7:20Speaker 1: Mamrad was the good guy. So that episode was ThunderCats Home.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Right.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Then we did a Eminem tribute because you know this
- 7:29Speaker 1: motherfucker Campachi you god damn it, and look, I just I.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Just gotta give the man respect.
- 7:35Speaker 1: He's the greatest rapper to ever rap like, so that
- 7:40Speaker 1: was a podcast to be murdered too, you know what
- 7:42Speaker 1: I'm saying.
- 7:42Speaker 3: Play on the album right there. Then we did.
- 7:46Speaker 1: Disney plus Ultra because remember when Disney was going crazy
- 7:50Speaker 1: with Star Wars and Marvel at one point, Dog, Right
- 7:54Speaker 1: then I did it this Star Wars joint. I know
- 7:56Speaker 1: that was all me because that's my that's my my
- 8:00Speaker 1: bag over there. And we was talking about how everybody
- 8:03Speaker 1: be on Bubba Fat Nuts and he don't do ship
- 8:05Speaker 1: for real.
- 8:06Speaker 2: The most trash love character ever ever, Like I'm not
- 8:11Speaker 2: gonna get we did it.
- 8:14Speaker 1: We gave him an hour and a half on that.
- 8:16Speaker 1: But that Jane was called the Boba fetish dog.
- 8:20Speaker 2: What the fuck?
- 8:21Speaker 3: Like what we yo, bro? We cooking?
- 8:26Speaker 1: Then we did the Snyder cut that was that was
- 8:28Speaker 1: self explanatory. Then it was a top ten Bleach count down,
- 8:31Speaker 1: self explanatory most impactful video Games. Then we had a
- 8:35Speaker 1: super villain appreciation episode, then the dragon Ball Nuke, which
- 8:40Speaker 1: is an inside thing between you and I off the
- 8:43Speaker 1: writ so we let them into our world right there.
- 8:46Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
- 8:48Speaker 1: And then of course the last episode was what if
- 8:50Speaker 1: so like dog listeners, Come on now, we're coming up.
- 8:55Speaker 3: With this stuff right here.
- 8:56Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. This this is you know
- 8:58Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Were not pulling this out of as
- 9:00Speaker 1: right now.
- 9:01Speaker 5: And you know, like we don't mind patting ourselves on
- 9:04Speaker 5: the back, but it feels better if it comes from you.
- 9:06Speaker 2: So like, let's just.
- 9:07Speaker 3: Get on that, please. Yeah, we would appreciate that as well.
- 9:10Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
- 9:12Speaker 1: All right, so let's get to these anime troubles. BROI
- 9:15Speaker 1: what you got. We're gonna go down the list. We'll
- 9:17Speaker 1: just go back and forth on some Venus and Serena
- 9:20Speaker 1: type shit with like Comones and Groans Washington with them
- 9:25Speaker 1: and they sound like porn if you're not paying attention.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Ah man, no, no, cap like, go to YouTube, put
- 9:32Speaker 1: on a Venus and serena match. Just just put it
- 9:34Speaker 1: on and turn away. Just turn the volume up and
- 9:37Speaker 1: turn away. Somebody gonna come in the room, like, bro,
- 9:39Speaker 1: you good? What you got going on? It said that ass,
- 9:46Speaker 1: I'm like, why did they play like that? What the
- 9:48Speaker 1: fuck they got going? They're getting the rouse when they're
- 9:52Speaker 1: hitting that ball back.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hilarious. I never thought about it. I'm gonna
- 9:57Speaker 2: test it afterwards.
- 9:57Speaker 1: Dead ass man. All y'all try that ship out, man.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Venus arena sounds like poorn when you're just listening.
- 10:03Speaker 2: He yo.
- 10:03Speaker 5: Speaking and speaking of women, one of my pet peeves
- 10:07Speaker 5: with animes, there's always a damsel one to stress, dog
- 10:11Speaker 5: like even the animes that you don't even need a
- 10:14Speaker 5: damsel like yo, Like, like Soccer was the damsel in
- 10:20Speaker 5: distress every single fight until the end of Shapooting, which.
- 10:24Speaker 2: He she became a beast.
- 10:27Speaker 3: She definitely leveled up.
- 10:29Speaker 5: Yeah, but like, yo, Like, that's the craziest thing, man,
- 10:33Speaker 5: Like you don't you rarely have strong women from the start.
- 10:38Speaker 3: Right Yeah?
- 10:38Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's one of my big ones.
- 10:42Speaker 2: We don't need it.
- 10:43Speaker 1: They literally don't give us like a protagonist, a female attagonist,
- 10:47Speaker 1: that's just D's. It's always like she's blessing and need help.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Soccer was horrible through the first arc, and then she
- 10:56Speaker 1: was super delusional too. She was like, yeah, I'm standing
- 10:59Speaker 1: right beside like them, and I'm like, girl, fall back
- 11:03Speaker 1: because you always in trouble. These diggas be getting beat
- 11:06Speaker 1: up trying to save her all the time. Oh, she
- 11:09Speaker 1: was so useless until she started healing. She was so useless, bro.
- 11:13Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and what was it the what was the
- 11:16Speaker 5: little store in the chakra in her?
- 11:18Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 11:20Speaker 5: Yeah, like that made her kind of broken. But those
- 11:24Speaker 5: first five hundred I feel like we.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Didn't even know what she was good at, right, Like
- 11:31Speaker 1: Saski was a master of the basics. He tachi the
- 11:36Speaker 1: ochi HAIs he and his natural talent. He could throw
- 11:39Speaker 1: koun eyes any type of way. Then his shot and
- 11:42Speaker 1: gun kicked in level one and he mastered that like
- 11:45Speaker 1: he was a monster. At like twelve, No Ruto came through.
- 11:49Speaker 1: He was hella goofy, sucked at academics, but he had
- 11:52Speaker 1: mad heart, you know what I'm saying. Then he stole juices.
- 11:55Speaker 1: He started doing kaji bunchings. He was doing mad stuff.
- 12:00Speaker 1: So that was his thing. He was doing kachi bunching,
- 12:05Speaker 1: kanji bunch you know, juiced like you know what I'm saying,
- 12:07Speaker 1: Like he was doing this he had mad extra chakra
- 12:10Speaker 1: stored from the you know what I'm saying being a
- 12:12Speaker 1: gentle digi. What is what is Sokkara do? What was
- 12:16Speaker 1: her thing? She had nothing in the beginning.
- 12:19Speaker 2: No, no, she.
- 12:20Speaker 5: Didn't have anything until she got with Sonata and then
- 12:23Speaker 5: like I was like, okay, you're gonna just swagger jack
- 12:25Speaker 5: her whole slade her host.
- 12:27Speaker 1: She just became her. You feel me, Sokra sucks like
- 12:33Speaker 1: but you know what's though? Real talk though that that
- 12:36Speaker 1: hidden strength was these because you see this little bomb ass,
- 12:40Speaker 1: pink haired girl. She's trash. But did she socked your
- 12:44Speaker 1: man's and made him splatter all over the place. Oh okay,
- 12:47Speaker 1: now I gotta watch that. I gotta see that. You
- 12:50Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. If you're not paying attention, you're like, okay,
- 12:53Speaker 1: But before that, man, oh, she was so damn useless.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Bro.
- 12:57Speaker 3: That's a good one right there.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Sure what you got man.
- 13:01Speaker 1: I'm sticking with the ladies. Let's stay in there with women.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Then let's stick to the women. And I'm going to
- 13:08Speaker 1: why is it on animes the baddest shorties I'm talking
- 13:12Speaker 1: about they draw them crazy, just the rabbit straight bodies, right,
- 13:16Speaker 1: and they be attracted to like the lamest character on
- 13:20Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, like head over heels, God got over
- 13:25Speaker 1: this dude. He comes out and I'm like, why the
- 13:27Speaker 1: fuck would she be liking him? Like what what?
- 13:31Speaker 3: What?
- 13:32Speaker 1: They don't got no powers or nothing, and like you
- 13:36Speaker 1: know how like anime physics be joints is bouncing all
- 13:39Speaker 1: over the place and they all over the guy, and
- 13:42Speaker 1: I'm like, man, now it sound like a hater, but
- 13:44Speaker 1: it just it's just weird, Like why did y'all choose him?
- 13:47Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
- 13:48Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's that's a lot too, man.
- 13:53Speaker 5: Like you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep the like
- 13:55Speaker 5: anime out of it, but like it happens a lot
- 13:57Speaker 5: in those two yeah, where it's just like yo, all right,
- 14:02Speaker 5: there's so many other dudes you could be.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Liking, and you going off of this dude, you know
- 14:07Speaker 1: what I'm saying, So like I don't know, bruh, like
- 14:10Speaker 1: I was watching one of my latest joints was Shangri
- 14:14Speaker 1: La Frontier. Yeah, and there's a girl up there who
- 14:17Speaker 1: has the ill crush. Now, dude, it's a protagonist, of course,
- 14:19Speaker 1: so I'm not mad. He's a main character, but she's
- 14:24Speaker 1: so goofy, like she crushing on them in real life
- 14:27Speaker 1: and in the game, and then she's still goofy, like shorty,
- 14:31Speaker 1: calm down, like, and she's a top tier character in
- 14:35Speaker 1: the game.
- 14:36Speaker 3: He are knew and she's all like, oh my god,
- 14:39Speaker 3: I don't know what to do.
- 14:40Speaker 1: And I'm like, girl, fuck you, like like somebody else, man,
- 14:46Speaker 1: get it together. I hate that troupe man for real?
- 14:48Speaker 2: For real? Nah nah, I feel you, Like that's not
- 14:52Speaker 2: what's hot on the streets, you know what I'm about?
- 14:54Speaker 5: Yeah, Man, y'all overhyped entrances, y'all like king.
- 15:00Speaker 2: The king of this is Piccolo.
- 15:02Speaker 5: Piccolo in every movie he comes in saves going from
- 15:05Speaker 5: an l and then immediately.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Takes a l.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Oh my god, embarrassing as fuck too, Like.
- 15:11Speaker 5: Yo, yeah Piccolo and the og og topsedo mask on.
- 15:21Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, he came in so smooth. Did you
- 15:24Speaker 2: just see him laying.
- 15:25Speaker 1: On the ground batter than battered, looking like a family
- 15:28Speaker 1: guy character mass cracks, get yours here, and guess what.
- 15:34Speaker 1: They was all on him and he never showed them ship.
- 15:38Speaker 1: He would come out throw a rose and then get beasted.
- 15:42Speaker 5: Yo. And that's crazy because the bros accuracy on the
- 15:45Speaker 5: save was immaculate, like on some bullseye type accuracy like yo,
- 15:51Speaker 5: just hit her in the throat with it, Like, Yo,
- 15:53Speaker 5: why are you doing that bullet?
- 15:55Speaker 1: And why are you knocking the bullet out out the
- 15:58Speaker 1: air and making it stick in the ground, make it
- 16:00Speaker 1: stick in their eye. Let's be useful, buddy, bro. That
- 16:04Speaker 1: that's a fact.
- 16:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:06Speaker 1: And Piccolo is the king of that my favorite, of course,
- 16:08Speaker 1: it's the original Brawley movie. He was standing on that
- 16:11Speaker 1: single pillar, that single rock, and his cape was blowing
- 16:14Speaker 1: in the breeze.
- 16:15Speaker 3: You can't see. Then the wind shifted.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Yeah, then the wind shifted the totally opposite direction and
- 16:21Speaker 1: blew the cape off of him, and it was like,
- 16:23Speaker 1: you know, they play his music and all he did
- 16:27Speaker 1: was delivering sinzu beans.
- 16:29Speaker 3: He didn't out.
- 16:33Speaker 1: He delivered senzu beans and got his as be a medium.
- 16:37Speaker 1: So yeah, that's a fact. Don't come out sweet and
- 16:40Speaker 1: then get your ass. Well, bro, that being a dick.
- 16:43Speaker 5: Shit, just another one, just one boy, like your boy
- 16:47Speaker 5: Ringy from Bleach, Like we came out into soul society
- 16:51Speaker 5: like yo, I'm in your tear now.
- 16:57Speaker 3: He pulled out that sword.
- 16:59Speaker 1: It was all dagget I said, Oh he about to
- 17:01Speaker 1: be a problem cud yo.
- 17:04Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like yo, yeah that when if you go
- 17:06Speaker 5: beat him before he was because he couldn't use his
- 17:08Speaker 5: full power, like it's just about to be all by
- 17:11Speaker 5: you know, all that dope design wasted.
- 17:15Speaker 1: Back to Remember, we was arguing on whether those with
- 17:18Speaker 1: his eyebrows or tattoos on his forehead.
- 17:21Speaker 3: We can't.
- 17:22Speaker 1: We didn't know, nobody knows. But he was a fire
- 17:26Speaker 1: character designed and then he popped out looking sweet, just
- 17:31Speaker 1: to take so many l's throughout that series, all the
- 17:34Speaker 1: way to the New Ship too. Yeah, he's a fucking loser.
- 17:38Speaker 1: That Renji is a fucking loser. Oh my god.
- 17:41Speaker 5: They tried to let him redeem himself in the one
- 17:43Speaker 5: thousand Year Blood War or the Third Coup, but like,
- 17:47Speaker 5: I mean, he's kind of still lost, so like.
- 17:51Speaker 1: Not really impressed. Bro, I ain't gonna hold you. Yeah,
- 17:54Speaker 1: RENCHI he's a loser. But yeah, that's a fact. Don't
- 17:57Speaker 1: come out and then get your ass work. My next
- 18:00Speaker 1: joint is I guess it's still kind of related to
- 18:02Speaker 1: the women. But why can't the main characters ever be
- 18:08Speaker 1: like chauviness, Like, why can't they be they never want
- 18:13Speaker 1: the girls that want them so bad? Right, so Shorty's
- 18:18Speaker 1: all on their body, pressing their titties on them and everything.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Either they don't give a fuck totally that they so
- 18:24Speaker 1: focused on the goal they don't even know that Shorty
- 18:26Speaker 1: is bad, or they catch a nose bleed and faint,
- 18:30Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But they never be like, yeah,
- 18:32Speaker 1: come here, girl, give me some of that box and
- 18:34Speaker 1: let's get back to this fight, like I want to see.
- 18:37Speaker 1: The only dude that came off like that was Bastard
- 18:41Speaker 1: because hee.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Was he was a freaky frog yo, so he was.
- 18:51Speaker 1: He's the only one that has ever acted like I
- 18:54Speaker 1: feel like a dude with powers would act.
- 18:57Speaker 3: You feel me?
- 18:58Speaker 5: And look, I'm it's on topic, but I'm just gonna say,
- 19:02Speaker 5: nobody's ever told me they had a problem that the
- 19:04Speaker 5: fact that he raised this the brown skin chick that
- 19:08Speaker 5: was from a kid, and then started clapping, Yeah, that
- 19:13Speaker 5: was that's crazy.
- 19:14Speaker 1: And but but but in his defense, that's technically not
- 19:18Speaker 1: his body.
- 19:20Speaker 3: I mean, it's a whole new person.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, you feel.
- 19:26Speaker 1: We can't be mad at R Kelly if R Kelly
- 19:29Speaker 1: cat didn't getting you into somebody else, if he captain
- 19:32Speaker 1: getting you into a sixteen year old boy.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Look, look.
- 19:39Speaker 3: You feel me like, look, we're the same age now.
- 19:48Speaker 2: I think I think we're still going to prison.
- 19:50Speaker 3: We're going to jail for sure.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Two thousand years old.
- 19:56Speaker 1: What are you doing, buddy? You are way beyond the statue.
- 19:59Speaker 1: I think, like you gotta calm down. But yeah, man,
- 20:03Speaker 1: I'm just tired of these cats catching these nosebleeze man,
- 20:06Speaker 1: grab them titties. Man stopped playing with these women, especially
- 20:08Speaker 1: like somebody like Tenchi mu Yo. He had the whole
- 20:12Speaker 1: cast on his nuts. He didn't give a god damn
- 20:17Speaker 1: like even the slutty cat shit was she was going crazy.
- 20:21Speaker 1: I had I would have had to see what that
- 20:23Speaker 1: that one two head was like.
- 20:25Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
- 20:26Speaker 2: All the way happened.
- 20:28Speaker 1: She wasn't even on that bro. He wasn't even worried
- 20:30Speaker 1: about them chicks. He was worried about his little weak
- 20:32Speaker 1: ass lightsaber. He didn't give a damn about nothing. You
- 20:37Speaker 1: you hockey show. Same way, he didn't really care. No, no,
- 20:41Speaker 1: he did not loofy the Rutto ship. Echigo didn't fuck
- 20:45Speaker 1: with or he made until he snapped, and them titties
- 20:50Speaker 1: was around the whole time.
- 20:51Speaker 3: He adn't even care.
- 20:53Speaker 5: Yeah, and Hinada was second string because she was all
- 20:56Speaker 5: on the routo, but he was on sacker, so he
- 20:58Speaker 5: was ignoring her, which was up until they was like
- 21:02Speaker 5: what in like teenagers.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Yeah past Yeah, after he got up out of chappootin
- 21:06Speaker 1: and then he realized because I'm glad he had that
- 21:09Speaker 1: realization though, because you know, that was a Laura Winslow
- 21:11Speaker 1: Myra situation. So yeah, he picked Myra, thank god, thank
- 21:16Speaker 1: you tell making wise decisions, you know what I'm saying.
- 21:18Speaker 1: And then soccer was still out here, baby mama, they
- 21:22Speaker 1: don't give a fuck.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Shadow, you know what I'm saying.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Yeah, So yeah, that's that trope man Fellas.
- 21:32Speaker 2: We didn't even bring up the main criminal, Sanji. He's
- 21:40Speaker 2: this crazy.
- 21:41Speaker 3: He's a freaky, freaky frog yo.
- 21:44Speaker 5: When he was on that Mermaid Island and almost legit.
- 21:47Speaker 3: Died because he just kept.
- 21:51Speaker 1: You remember the nosebleed, shot up and turned into something
- 21:55Speaker 1: like a swan or something, and he was like, Chopper
- 21:59Speaker 1: had him bad, did you, I say, Yo, he has
- 22:02Speaker 1: an issue. Yeah, and that's why when they had to
- 22:05Speaker 1: train for two years, he was out there on that
- 22:07Speaker 1: Tranny Island taking he had to focus up. Your man
- 22:14Speaker 1: with the Paul Paul Fruits smacked him over.
- 22:16Speaker 3: To that Tranny island.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:18Speaker 3: You figure that out over there, buddy, come.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Back strong as hell. Yeah, that's what signs you needed.
- 22:26Speaker 1: He needed to focus you know, yo. You know, my man,
- 22:31Speaker 1: the creator of a one piece is under under the
- 22:33Speaker 1: fire by the LGBT. They like, yo, while you drew
- 22:37Speaker 1: them like that, hey, but look.
- 22:39Speaker 5: Like at least he at least they getting in love,
- 22:43Speaker 5: like I'm saying, yeah, Like I mean they can. They
- 22:49Speaker 5: can make a dark character this the Shade of Midnight,
- 22:53Speaker 5: and we're supposed to be okay with it. But then
- 22:55Speaker 5: when they put you in a diaper and have you
- 22:57Speaker 5: one around with.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Mad five o'clock shadow, Yo, that ship was crazy, yo.
- 23:05Speaker 2: And it's not a problem. Some of y'all look like
- 23:07Speaker 2: that like it's okay.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Like it's okay, And like Avanka whatever her name is,
- 23:12Speaker 1: she's a major or I don't know, I don't know
- 23:15Speaker 1: what his pronouns are, but you know that's a major
- 23:18Speaker 1: figure on the show. You feel me, Bro, this is
- 23:21Speaker 1: literally on one piece. I want to say, there is
- 23:26Speaker 1: I can only right now, I can literally only think
- 23:29Speaker 1: of one black person, dead ass, and that's that the
- 23:33Speaker 1: admiral that switched over to the Ice, Admiral Aoki. That's
- 23:36Speaker 1: the only one I can think of, dead ass.
- 23:39Speaker 5: And there's a couple of maybes like you remember in
- 23:42Speaker 5: the earlier arts, the guy that could turn in his
- 23:44Speaker 5: the cut cut fruit, they could turn the blaze of
- 23:47Speaker 5: stuff that Zoro killed.
- 23:50Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't.
- 23:53Speaker 2: He kind of.
- 23:53Speaker 5: Reminds me of Jack Khnma, but darker, like I can
- 23:57Speaker 5: see a little browner.
- 23:58Speaker 1: And see that's what I mean. So I'm like, bro,
- 24:00Speaker 1: like we yelling, and I don't care about none of
- 24:02Speaker 1: that stuff.
- 24:03Speaker 3: I don't.
- 24:03Speaker 1: I don't believe if it's your art is how you
- 24:06Speaker 1: see the world, You know what I'm saying. So we
- 24:07Speaker 1: don't need DEI and everything, but come it out. Is
- 24:12Speaker 1: that what the Training Island looked like? And that's what
- 24:13Speaker 1: the Training Island looked like. Goddamn, you know what I'm saying.
- 24:17Speaker 5: Yeah, it's okay. Y'all got your own space, and y'all
- 24:19Speaker 5: out there living it up.
- 24:20Speaker 2: Y'all doing good, So hold it down, man.
- 24:28Speaker 5: All right?
- 24:28Speaker 2: My next one. I hate it with the passion.
- 24:35Speaker 5: When they make the villain way too strong for the
- 24:39Speaker 5: actual protagonists to feasibly be able to beat them within sense,
- 24:44Speaker 5: Like like, oh my god, you're like Brolly, the original Brolly. Yeah, Like,
- 24:49Speaker 5: there was no reason, there was no reason for him
- 24:51Speaker 5: to be this des and died the way he died.
- 24:53Speaker 3: Yeah, it was unacceptable actually, to be honest, Yeah, it
- 24:57Speaker 3: was one thousand unacceptable to me.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Like, Yo, he walked through a command may and was like, Yo,
- 25:03Speaker 2: what the hell was that? What you doing?
- 25:05Speaker 1: Like he was literally like refreshing, you know what I'm saying,
- 25:08Speaker 1: Like you cleared his sinuses, you know what I mean?
- 25:10Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, jumping on his Goku chest. Yeah.
- 25:16Speaker 1: I don't like that trope neither. Like the villain is
- 25:19Speaker 1: discussing the protagonist is gonna win because of plot armor.
- 25:23Speaker 1: But you gotta make that plot armor make sense, bro,
- 25:27Speaker 1: you gotta make it make sense.
- 25:29Speaker 2: Bleach wanted to lose deep down.
- 25:32Speaker 3: Come on, but that was real talk. I ain't gonna
- 25:35Speaker 3: hold you.
- 25:36Speaker 1: That was acceptable because how else, because how else where
- 25:41Speaker 1: you gonna win. He had something in his body that
- 25:44Speaker 1: literally adapted to whatever was happening, you know what I'm saying.
- 25:49Speaker 5: He got here with the final the final ghost, whatever
- 25:52Speaker 5: it is.
- 25:53Speaker 3: Get yeah, that black and.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Then you started healing from this. I was like, oh,
- 26:00Speaker 2: I thought that was it.
- 26:01Speaker 3: I hell a broken.
- 26:03Speaker 1: Even when he turned into that Yodosaki doji dick demon.
- 26:07Speaker 1: At first, I was like, oh, final form is crazy. Nope,
- 26:11Speaker 1: not the final form, you know what I'm saying. But yeah,
- 26:14Speaker 1: so that real talk. I respect that one. That that
- 26:17Speaker 1: was the only way to get Eisen out of there.
- 26:19Speaker 1: He subconsciously did not want to be successful and he lost.
- 26:24Speaker 2: So the man that's been plotting for thousands of.
- 26:27Speaker 3: Years, he didn't want to do it for.
- 26:28Speaker 2: It, He didn't really want to do it. He didn't
- 26:31Speaker 2: want to do it.
- 26:31Speaker 1: He said, Yo, this is a terrible plan for real.
- 26:34Speaker 1: But man, he was seeing it through, my boy, and
- 26:36Speaker 1: he had to see it through. And then the subconscious
- 26:39Speaker 1: activated the hoky gokiyo. I never knew how to say that.
- 26:42Speaker 5: Shit, I think I got this one.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh shit, okay, you hit it, You hit it.
- 26:49Speaker 1: I can't say that or the main bad guy from
- 26:51Speaker 1: the Thousand Joint.
- 26:53Speaker 2: I've heard it like seventeen different ways to you.
- 26:57Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all want Yeah, you got some. That's what I
- 27:01Speaker 1: was on when I was reading it. I said, Okay,
- 27:03Speaker 1: y'all'm watched. I don't know what the fuck.
- 27:08Speaker 3: I said.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Okay, Japan is killing me right now. I don't know
- 27:10Speaker 1: none of these names. But yeah, so that's the only
- 27:13Speaker 1: way to get eyen up out of there.
- 27:15Speaker 4: Man.
- 27:15Speaker 3: But they I hate that though.
- 27:17Speaker 1: They make the villain sods and there's nothing you could
- 27:19Speaker 1: really do, and then you write them off and it's like, Wow,
- 27:24Speaker 1: that was corny.
- 27:25Speaker 3: That was corny as fuck. To be honest, you know
- 27:27Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
- 27:28Speaker 5: They did it full of metal Alchemist brotherhood too, like
- 27:31Speaker 5: they were supposed to be a to be uh.
- 27:33Speaker 2: The last guy was the.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Hell no hell, because he had a full understanding of
- 27:40Speaker 1: the situation, nigga. He had the alchemy down, he knew
- 27:42Speaker 1: the math, he understood the exchanges. Y'all can't see that,
- 27:45Speaker 1: y'all lost. Y'all bodies playing with that stuff. Y'all clearly
- 27:49Speaker 1: don't know what y'all doing, and you can't get your
- 27:52Speaker 1: body's back. Yeah, it's a rat bro get them out
- 27:55Speaker 1: of here. Yeah, they should have getten packed up immediately.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Moderate.
- 28:00Speaker 5: They shouldn't have been able to be They shouldn't have
- 28:02Speaker 5: been able to be moderate.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Either, not off not I'm talking about like living moderate,
- 28:08Speaker 1: any of them living moderate. Even though the first hole
- 28:12Speaker 1: kag was these he could create life and wood and
- 28:15Speaker 1: forests and all of that. Cool, But my man was
- 28:19Speaker 1: a master of getting jujitsu. And the only thing is
- 28:22Speaker 1: his shot and gun didn't hit those levels yet at
- 28:25Speaker 1: that time, right, and so then he studied all them gears.
- 28:29Speaker 1: But the zombie one there shouldn't have been nothing that
- 28:32Speaker 1: they could do right now, Na, see.
- 28:34Speaker 5: Like they like kobudo. Kabudo brought him back with Hashi
- 28:38Speaker 5: Rama's DNA, so.
- 28:40Speaker 3: He had had that power too.
- 28:41Speaker 5: Yeah, it was prime body plus all of these other.
- 28:46Speaker 2: Hacks and.
- 28:48Speaker 1: It was Yeah, that was unacceptable. They he should have
- 28:50Speaker 1: never lost to anyone.
- 28:52Speaker 5: Yo. He played with five kg. It's like he just
- 28:55Speaker 5: played with him like Yo, it did like you want
- 28:58Speaker 5: my my went clothes to have Susano too.
- 29:02Speaker 1: Okay, and and and and not to mention how he
- 29:07Speaker 1: went in on the whole four all of the ninjas
- 29:12Speaker 1: by himself, solo dolo. He ran into the crowd and
- 29:16Speaker 1: just got the mixing and mastering everybody that that was disgusting.
- 29:21Speaker 1: That was that was a display right there.
- 29:24Speaker 5: So with that scenario right there, if the gorilla in
- 29:31Speaker 5: the one hundred men versus one gorilla fought like that, yeah,
- 29:35Speaker 5: I'm not staying.
- 29:36Speaker 2: Around to finishes rap.
- 29:41Speaker 3: I ain't gonna hold you.
- 29:42Speaker 1: I would have been excited when my man caught the
- 29:45Speaker 1: first meteor, but then when he said, oh say Lesson
- 29:49Speaker 1: dropped the second one, I would have been packing my things.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Are we talking about? Let me get my cool nine,
- 29:54Speaker 1: let me get my I'm gone, I'm there's nothing we
- 30:01Speaker 1: could do. Let me just go home, love my family
- 30:03Speaker 1: until to get juice to kicks in. You feel me,
- 30:06Speaker 1: and then I'm just gonna live this dream life. Fuck
- 30:09Speaker 1: it because that was a wrap. That was a whole
- 30:11Speaker 1: rap rate there.
- 30:12Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the conversation would have been simple, y'all have
- 30:15Speaker 5: walked in the crib all sweaty and bands and stuff,
- 30:17Speaker 5: and she'd have been like.
- 30:18Speaker 2: What happened, baby, did y'all defeat matter?
- 30:20Speaker 5: Oh no, no, we're about to go into infinite suki
- 30:22Speaker 5: on me? You want one more time.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Yeah, we want to get that out and U and
- 30:27Speaker 1: it's lay comfortable because we're not moving no more for
- 30:30Speaker 1: the rest of our days. Yeah yeah, there's only there's
- 30:35Speaker 1: no place for us to go. All right, all right,
- 30:40Speaker 1: next one, that was an excellent one. Next my next
- 30:42Speaker 1: anime troupe here right, this one? All right, I just
- 30:48Speaker 1: want to know where are the parents because these children
- 30:56Speaker 1: be on the most extravagant adventures of all time. Ash
- 31:02Speaker 1: Ketchum was ten. This nigga was walking the world with
- 31:09Speaker 1: adults capturing pocket monsters.
- 31:14Speaker 3: He never been to a school. His mom was like, okay,
- 31:19Speaker 3: Ash pack some lunch, bitch.
- 31:22Speaker 1: I'm calling CPS on all the anime parents. Bro, Like Nigga.
- 31:27Speaker 1: Ichigo was like fifteen the whole time. But you know,
- 31:31Speaker 1: at least his dad was part of the situation, so
- 31:34Speaker 1: he kind of was monitoring things.
- 31:36Speaker 3: But he took out.
- 31:37Speaker 1: He went through a lot of stuff, and his dad
- 31:40Speaker 1: didn't step in and help him with.
- 31:42Speaker 2: Well, Itchigo was a delinquent, like he was beating.
- 31:45Speaker 3: He was like he was.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Actually actually ITCHI go and you skin you mess. You
- 31:52Speaker 2: had the same characters.
- 31:53Speaker 1: I was about to say that as that I was
- 31:56Speaker 1: literally about to bring that up, and did they ever
- 31:58Speaker 1: show his parents his mom wasn't his.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Mom by u?
- 32:02Speaker 5: Skate's mom was alcoholic, damn so yeah, so when.
- 32:06Speaker 2: He died, she was at the funeral and the girl
- 32:09Speaker 2: was there.
- 32:09Speaker 1: With the month She was like my stupid yeah yeahhol
- 32:14Speaker 1: CPS bro like, it's neglect right. These kids is out
- 32:18Speaker 1: having the illess adventures in Hella Danger, Nigga Save in
- 32:22Speaker 1: the world and they're not high schoolers, some of them
- 32:26Speaker 1: not even in high school. And then don't get me
- 32:28Speaker 1: started on all the high school shows. Where the fuck
- 32:30Speaker 1: are the teachers? Where the fuck yo Juju Jujusu KUIs
- 32:35Speaker 1: in fucking that? What's that ship on Windbreaker? The kids
- 32:41Speaker 1: run the whole school, and Windbreaker I don't even know
- 32:43Speaker 1: what's going on there.
- 32:45Speaker 3: The only high school of God the Hall where there
- 32:49Speaker 3: was no teachers.
- 32:49Speaker 1: The only classroom I saw with a teacher was assassination classroom.
- 32:55Speaker 1: And I was a fucking alien that the government set
- 33:00Speaker 1: these kids up to kill them? Why would the government
- 33:03Speaker 1: rely on these children for this? What are we doing?
- 33:07Speaker 1: Japan is wild? Everybody calls CPS on Japan because why
- 33:13Speaker 1: aren't adults the only the anime that got literal adults
- 33:18Speaker 1: now is bleach and Kaiju number eight and even on
- 33:25Speaker 1: Kaiju number eight, my man is like thirty two. They
- 33:27Speaker 1: act like he's seventy eight, Like.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Yeah, old man.
- 33:31Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, let me see my old last damn
- 33:34Speaker 1: because I'll be disrespected over there.
- 33:36Speaker 3: Apparently.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Well dragon Ball, Goku and them, they.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Like fifty Yeah, Goku in them was grown. They were grown.
- 33:45Speaker 2: Well not in Dragon Ball.
- 33:47Speaker 1: Now he was a child, you feel what I'm saying,
- 33:50Speaker 1: but see at least he is an orphan at least,
- 33:53Speaker 1: but still him and Krillon was running around. It was
- 33:56Speaker 1: Krilin's parents, and why would they leave on with Master
- 33:59Speaker 1: Roshi freaky?
- 34:00Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he don't have parents, like clearly like.
- 34:04Speaker 3: Poppy is pep keyword c p as.
- 34:11Speaker 1: We got to call child Protective Services on all anime parents,
- 34:14Speaker 1: teachers and adults because the fuck why is these kids
- 34:18Speaker 1: doing all this stuff?
- 34:20Speaker 2: Yea yeah.
- 34:23Speaker 5: Another one with mine man is like another pet peeve
- 34:27Speaker 5: of mine is when you know a character is supposed
- 34:31Speaker 5: to be dead after that attack he took from the
- 34:33Speaker 5: bad guy, they disappear and then they come back chapters
- 34:37Speaker 5: episodes later, like hey, I'm on hill, No, nigga, you
- 34:40Speaker 5: die like you should.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Be another world that there is no way you definitely
- 34:44Speaker 1: got sent to the other dimension. You're gone, buddy, but
- 34:49Speaker 1: they be right back. That's that plot armor.
- 34:53Speaker 5: Nahas Like there's a lot of people like Biak here
- 34:57Speaker 5: from Bleach. When he thought to Quincy, Nigga was stuck
- 34:59Speaker 5: in that Oh he was daddy ship like yo. If
- 35:02Speaker 5: he if he could still, if he was still alive,
- 35:04Speaker 5: then the dude that took the spear it was working
- 35:06Speaker 5: for Captain, Captain commander, he should still be alive there.
- 35:11Speaker 3: For sure, because that was nothing.
- 35:13Speaker 2: Yeah, because his wounds was way more grievous than.
- 35:16Speaker 1: Do you feel me than being stuck in a cement bro,
- 35:20Speaker 1: your whole bean?
- 35:22Speaker 3: Nah, bro like.
- 35:23Speaker 5: Leading from everywhere like yo. They put so much plot
- 35:29Speaker 5: arm on him that the character in the anime thought
- 35:32Speaker 5: he was dead. He started apologizing like, yeah, I felt
- 35:34Speaker 5: it's open for me. He was like, oh hey, they
- 35:39Speaker 5: healed me.
- 35:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I made it.
- 35:40Speaker 1: You know, what's a bonus add on to yours? This
- 35:42Speaker 1: is not mine, but this is a bonus add on
- 35:44Speaker 1: to yours. They god damn rib bandages. What the fuck
- 35:48Speaker 1: are they doing?
- 35:50Speaker 5: Yo? Clearly they're made of sewn together, Phoenix down saying
- 35:55Speaker 5: like yo, like you just.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Like they said his ribs are broken, and then you
- 36:01Speaker 1: see my man with the bandages around his body.
- 36:05Speaker 3: That's not holding the ribs together, Like that's not fixing.
- 36:09Speaker 5: Like if I'm not mistaken, like Zoro is one of
- 36:13Speaker 5: the worst at that, they will say that every rib
- 36:17Speaker 5: in his body is broken, and then he'll be doing
- 36:19Speaker 5: push ups and it again like that same hour, like yo, I.
- 36:24Speaker 1: Don't care, Yeah, through the broken rip and I'm like, yo,
- 36:27Speaker 1: what are these Some of these casts is way durable, bro.
- 36:31Speaker 4: Yo.
- 36:31Speaker 2: At a certain point, mind over matter is and a thing, yo, Like.
- 36:35Speaker 3: Your body is finished.
- 36:36Speaker 1: If you don't got no ribs, you can't function, you
- 36:39Speaker 1: can't breathe, you can't raise your arms, you can't do nothing.
- 36:43Speaker 1: But you throw them bandages on you across your body
- 36:46Speaker 1: and you're good, good to go. Yeah, that's a good one.
- 36:50Speaker 1: That's a fact. This this, this is a love hate
- 36:53Speaker 1: one for me. And I say this because it's a
- 36:56Speaker 1: staple and it actually can't change because if it did,
- 37:01Speaker 1: then anime wouldn't be the genre that it is.
- 37:03Speaker 3: Right.
- 37:04Speaker 1: But then at the same time, chill right, So my
- 37:08Speaker 1: problem is anime time the anime time is insane, so
- 37:13Speaker 1: that I'm before My first example is Cocodo's basketball. Right,
- 37:18Speaker 1: we playing basketball, my man, dribbling down? You played basketball before.
- 37:22Speaker 1: You know how quickly things happen. Right, You gotta make
- 37:25Speaker 1: split decisions, Nigga. That decision is the episode. That decision
- 37:30Speaker 1: is the entire twenty two minutes for a three second decision.
- 37:37Speaker 1: I cross them with the right or the left. He's
- 37:39Speaker 1: so fast I can't see him. Ah, I'm gonna go
- 37:42Speaker 1: with the right, and then it works and then he
- 37:45Speaker 1: dunks it. But that that took the whole episode. What
- 37:50Speaker 1: are we doing? And I love it because we're in
- 37:54Speaker 1: their thoughts, you know what I'm saying, and it explains
- 37:57Speaker 1: why they good and do the stuff. But my nigga,
- 37:59Speaker 1: we can that we could have yo, we could have
- 38:01Speaker 1: did that in the first like right after the intro
- 38:04Speaker 1: crosses over. Have your thoughts and let's let's move some
- 38:08Speaker 1: new shit. Don't don't hit me with the whole episode.
- 38:10Speaker 5: Dog, I don't think that there is a case of
- 38:14Speaker 5: this worse than the one I'm about to bring up
- 38:17Speaker 5: right now. There's no way if you got one, look
- 38:20Speaker 5: you god, I just I don't know, man, when Freezer
- 38:24Speaker 5: through the beam into namic In said five minutes.
- 38:29Speaker 3: Minutes thirty three episodes later, Yo.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Like craziness, dog like five minutes.
- 38:36Speaker 3: Yes, it was the longest. That was that.
- 38:39Speaker 1: There was no way, bro, because in that five minutes
- 38:43Speaker 1: he threw he threw the fireball and them it started
- 38:46Speaker 1: erupting right the rocks was breaking, lava was coming out,
- 38:50Speaker 1: Krillin was dead, Goku snaps. He took twelve episodes to transform.
- 38:56Speaker 1: He got the mixing and mastering. Freezer you know what
- 38:59Speaker 1: I'm saying. Freezer hit him trying to hit him with
- 39:01Speaker 1: the suicide being with no legs, so much happened, and
- 39:05Speaker 1: they told us that was five minutes. This is egregious.
- 39:10Speaker 1: This is outrageous. Torihama Uo is a goddamn apology. That
- 39:16Speaker 1: was and I don't know if it was him or
- 39:19Speaker 1: the network, but somebody stretched or they reached and dragged
- 39:23Speaker 1: that for days.
- 39:24Speaker 2: Bro.
- 39:25Speaker 1: That is the actually worst and that's part of the
- 39:27Speaker 1: that's part of the reason why I hate it to
- 39:29Speaker 1: this day. Remember Dragon Ball, they would charge up for
- 39:31Speaker 1: at least four episodes.
- 39:33Speaker 5: Oh, start halfway through one episode and then carry over
- 39:38Speaker 5: to the next episode, and then the next episode to
- 39:41Speaker 5: recap with the charge up.
- 39:44Speaker 2: It's like, yo, what are you doing right now?
- 39:46Speaker 1: That's time on Dragon Ball Z. Vegeta is activating his
- 39:50Speaker 1: new abilities and he's and I'm like dog Dann and Dan.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Then that shit will go on and then Vegeta still
- 39:59Speaker 1: be margin and then they would show us what Bauma
- 40:01Speaker 1: and Krilin was doing.
- 40:03Speaker 3: Man if y'all don't get the fuck, I don't care
- 40:05Speaker 3: about them.
- 40:07Speaker 2: Yo, that's funny you went there because I was just
- 40:09Speaker 2: about to say.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Yo me, wow, it's a damn the fuck we are
- 40:16Speaker 1: watching Gohan fights.
- 40:18Speaker 3: Sell.
- 40:18Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about what Goku dead ass
- 40:20Speaker 1: is doing right now, go back down to Earth and
- 40:23Speaker 1: then we we would spend two episodes up there with them.
- 40:26Speaker 1: So how much time went by? Yo, Sam should have
- 40:30Speaker 1: killed everybody by the time we got back. Should they
- 40:34Speaker 1: was acting like this is simultaneous? Oh yeah, Goku was training.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Fuck y'all, man, y'all miss be missiting me off anime
- 40:41Speaker 1: time sucks. But again, if they didn't do it, it
- 40:45Speaker 1: wouldn't even be animated, just be a fucking cartoon for
- 40:47Speaker 1: ref real.
- 40:49Speaker 2: Now, you're not wrong, I love hate.
- 40:51Speaker 3: Thing on that one.
- 40:53Speaker 5: Yeah, cheat, cheat magic or objects to make the outcome
- 41:01Speaker 5: of battles not mean anything. Like so for instance, dragon
- 41:05Speaker 5: Ball with the dragon balls, like a villain could come
- 41:08Speaker 5: down kill everybody on the planet and then you can
- 41:10Speaker 5: just make a wish and undo everything that.
- 41:12Speaker 2: He's done with the dragon balls. Oh yeah, like that's crazy,
- 41:18Speaker 2: Like I hate that. There's no like, there's no what
- 41:23Speaker 2: is the what am I looking for?
- 41:24Speaker 5: What is it?
- 41:25Speaker 3: There's no like substances like it's lazy.
- 41:30Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's like there's nothing to be lost.
- 41:34Speaker 3: If you can do that every time, Like right, like that,
- 41:37Speaker 3: we we don't like there's there's no what's you call it?
- 41:40Speaker 1: What's the word? What's the word? It's no factor that
- 41:43Speaker 1: makes you put it be in danger. It's like playing
- 41:45Speaker 1: the game on god mode. You know you good, nothing's
- 41:48Speaker 1: gonna happen to you. You're gonna reset or a funk around.
- 41:51Speaker 1: You can rewind time. Ruh, Who cares? I just died
- 41:54Speaker 1: on some old uh what your man sayings a time
- 41:58Speaker 1: prince the person ship? Oh nah, that's not how I
- 42:02Speaker 1: gonna rewind this back. You have no sense of urgency
- 42:04Speaker 1: now because there's no danger for you. You know what
- 42:06Speaker 1: I'm saying. If I was go cooling them. I'll be like,
- 42:09Speaker 1: oh yeah, all these niggas got wiped out. Well, wish
- 42:11Speaker 1: I'm back. We'll just bring them back give us a second.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Matter of fact, traffic is good when this happens. I
- 42:20Speaker 1: don't know why y'all tripping chea. Let me see.
- 42:25Speaker 3: Let me see, all right, this one that this and
- 42:31Speaker 3: this is, this is I don't know this is I
- 42:32Speaker 3: don't know.
- 42:33Speaker 1: This might be controversial, but like animal companions that are
- 42:38Speaker 1: comedy relief, Fuck y'all, like, we don't we don't need that.
- 42:43Speaker 3: We don't need that.
- 42:44Speaker 1: I don't need a talking cat, little talking dog Cone
- 42:49Speaker 1: eat a sack of baby dicks, bro like and real talk.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Cone used to carry the show in the first couple
- 42:55Speaker 1: of seasons, that ass. But we didn't need that him
- 42:58Speaker 1: and his his soul pill and trying to steal each
- 43:01Speaker 1: don't he was stealing Ichigo's body. That was That ship
- 43:03Speaker 1: was hilarious, mad ship nigga jumping around at nighttime.
- 43:10Speaker 3: You go like, what the fuck?
- 43:13Speaker 1: So that ship was funny, But we don't need a
- 43:16Speaker 1: Cone like now I not I know y'all trying to
- 43:18Speaker 1: stretch it now, y'all, y'all don't got nothing going on
- 43:21Speaker 1: y'all got us laughing at this little goofy ass dude.
- 43:24Speaker 3: And we didn't need this. We didn't need that at all,
- 43:27Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
- 43:28Speaker 1: And every every show got one, there's always some talking
- 43:32Speaker 1: something that's there for comic relief, y'all.
- 43:36Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, that's true. The damn what I just
- 43:39Speaker 5: caught up on Black Clover and it was the bird that.
- 43:42Speaker 1: Was the whole time. It was a whole character. That's
- 43:46Speaker 1: these that's mad deeds too. But I used to be
- 43:50Speaker 1: weak at that bird. This nigga be doing some ship
- 43:52Speaker 1: and that bird to be sitting there with the straight
- 43:54Speaker 1: face like unimpressed, unimpressed. Even on Demon Slayer, their little
- 44:01Speaker 1: messenger birds started the lightning, the lightning.
- 44:04Speaker 3: One bird, he was chitting on him the whole time.
- 44:09Speaker 3: I say, oh, we don't need this, but it do it? Does?
- 44:13Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
- 44:14Speaker 1: I guess it's another love hate, Like I don't need it.
- 44:17Speaker 1: But when I laugh at it, I'm like, all, I
- 44:19Speaker 1: see what they where. They're taking the culture right here,
- 44:21Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
- 44:22Speaker 2: Yeah, the problem is like we don't need whole episodes
- 44:25Speaker 2: dedicated to them all that.
- 44:28Speaker 3: Yeah, or don't end the episode hella early and give
- 44:31Speaker 3: me that bullshit at the end. Hey guys, I'm Donata
- 44:37Speaker 3: and shut fuck you.
- 44:39Speaker 1: What was about to happen in that fight? What I
- 44:42Speaker 1: gotta wait till next week? And you're giving me a
- 44:45Speaker 1: recap when there's like nine minutes left for the show.
- 44:49Speaker 3: I hate that. Get out of here. Yeah, so fun.
- 44:52Speaker 3: You got little animals, man, keep them to yourselves, bro.
- 44:57Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a huge one from and like this
- 45:01Speaker 5: is I'm gonna say love hate because I get it,
- 45:04Speaker 5: Like it kind of has to be this way.
- 45:07Speaker 2: I just wish that was a more creative way to
- 45:10Speaker 2: make it happen.
- 45:12Speaker 5: Like when the protagonist is op on a genetic level,
- 45:16Speaker 5: like Itchigo is everything genetically.
- 45:20Speaker 2: He's a quincy, he's a soul reab, he's a human.
- 45:22Speaker 3: He was all things.
- 45:26Speaker 2: Yeah, he was everything that you could be. Like, you
- 45:29Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, So how do you beat that?
- 45:31Speaker 5: Right? Yeah, it's not like him being a quarter of
- 45:34Speaker 5: everything there makes him weak.
- 45:36Speaker 3: No, he had all of the best traits.
- 45:38Speaker 2: Yeah, he got all of the best traits.
- 45:40Speaker 3: It was a god. Yeah for sure.
- 45:43Speaker 5: Ruto, like his mom was a uzzamaki who was meant
- 45:49Speaker 5: to contain tails b's he gets the nine tails put
- 45:53Speaker 5: in him.
- 45:53Speaker 3: As the most powerful one.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, even with.
- 45:57Speaker 5: Half yeah yeah, which I'm pretty sure they just pulled
- 46:00Speaker 5: that out, they asks, because that wasn't the plan had
- 46:02Speaker 5: the whole nine tails and him at that point, because
- 46:05Speaker 5: did his dad do two spells?
- 46:06Speaker 2: Like I didn't see it only one. That's cool.
- 46:11Speaker 1: Yeah, genetically was genetically engineered as well, but that was
- 46:17Speaker 1: his clans thing though, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
- 46:20Speaker 5: But still that's a genetic advantage, like and it's more
- 46:26Speaker 5: than like the you see how it is broken, dude, Like, yo,
- 46:30Speaker 5: you get a regular sharing gun, you get a two
- 46:32Speaker 5: tom a three to mad m gakio an eternal mc
- 46:36Speaker 5: ghek you like, but.
- 46:38Speaker 3: You got them steps to get that men Ghakio is
- 46:40Speaker 3: different though, you gotta you know what I mean.
- 46:43Speaker 5: But that's still like if you got the will, it's
- 46:47Speaker 5: in you to do it. You just gotta be you
- 46:49Speaker 5: gotta train, you know what I'm saying. Like, but the
- 46:52Speaker 5: WHOI the Huga the Uga plan like the white.
- 46:56Speaker 3: Eyes see three around the bitch as but yeah.
- 47:00Speaker 2: Like their eyes is just their eyes, you know, like
- 47:03Speaker 2: this is just white.
- 47:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:04Speaker 2: The thea did yell.
- 47:08Speaker 1: Out, yell out when he does it right, it's like
- 47:12Speaker 1: sweet and I could see the chakra channels and get
- 47:15Speaker 1: my ass beat.
- 47:16Speaker 3: Sit down there, you bitch, nigga. Oh my god, you
- 47:24Speaker 3: God feel you? You know? Yeah?
- 47:27Speaker 1: So yeah, Ruto, but see Maruto call that out because
- 47:30Speaker 1: that was the gin kai anything that you was genetically
- 47:33Speaker 1: born with that made you broken. At least they addressed
- 47:36Speaker 1: it a little bit, you know what I'm saying. But
- 47:39Speaker 1: other shows like even Your Man from uh fairy Tale. Yeah,
- 47:45Speaker 1: the main character on that was disgusting and he came
- 47:48Speaker 1: like that from episode one DS broken just dumb.
- 47:52Speaker 3: He was just dumb.
- 47:54Speaker 1: But he was these and broken right off the rib
- 47:56Speaker 1: like super genetically superior to mad people.
- 47:58Speaker 3: And I'm like damn. And he didn't do nothing for.
- 48:01Speaker 2: That, like jiu Jitsu Kaisa, like Gojo born with the
- 48:05Speaker 2: six Eyes of infinity.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Like yo, like that's crazy, but that was crazy. But
- 48:09Speaker 1: when he was born, like he literally changed the world.
- 48:12Speaker 2: Yeah, like when he was born, like the curse spirits had.
- 48:16Speaker 1: To step in and like, yo, that's why I feel you.
- 48:20Speaker 1: It's a love hate because Gojo was disgusting. They showed
- 48:25Speaker 1: that clar he was like seven years old. They was like, yo,
- 48:28Speaker 1: we had to kill this nigga. And he saw the
- 48:30Speaker 1: assassin from across the street on the top of the
- 48:33Speaker 1: roof and the dude was like, Gojo was disgusting.
- 48:37Speaker 3: Bro, Like, I don't respect that one.
- 48:40Speaker 5: I feel like Gojo belongs on a couple of the
- 48:42Speaker 5: categories we went through. Because he belongs in I would
- 48:48Speaker 5: put him if I was doing the protagonist type deal
- 48:51Speaker 5: with them not knowing how to kill someone so powerful,
- 48:55Speaker 5: because like he could go in there because like they
- 48:58Speaker 5: completely just fluked him out had off screen them.
- 49:03Speaker 2: Nothing we do is gonna really make sense. We're gonna
- 49:05Speaker 2: not show it. It just bullshit.
- 49:08Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, they literally had to do that because
- 49:11Speaker 1: he's disgusting. You can't hurt him, and he's strong and
- 49:14Speaker 1: he could fight. And then if she get he had
- 49:17Speaker 1: his powers, the red, the blue, the purple, and then
- 49:20Speaker 1: if sh it really got thick, Oh, them fingers is
- 49:23Speaker 1: going up. You're going into that.
- 49:25Speaker 3: You can't.
- 49:26Speaker 1: He's hitting you with all the information in the universe
- 49:28Speaker 1: in two seconds and then you're you're stupid.
- 49:31Speaker 3: So, yeah, he was. He was disgusting. Gojo was disgusting.
- 49:34Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he Yeah, yeah, they had to kill
- 49:37Speaker 5: him like dog him and secuter. We're using reverse cursed
- 49:40Speaker 5: techniques on their brain so they could their most powerful
- 49:44Speaker 5: attacks and get out of here.
- 49:46Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, that's some genius ship. I always
- 49:48Speaker 1: love a character that do some genius ship. And that's
- 49:51Speaker 1: top tier genius ship. That's why I give it. That's
- 49:54Speaker 1: why I think he is the greatest Zenobia of all time,
- 49:57Speaker 1: top tier genius ship. He had a laws, if you
- 50:01Speaker 1: bring me back after I'm dead, I'm gonna break your
- 50:05Speaker 1: spell and have full control of my zombie fire body
- 50:09Speaker 1: and you can't get me and you can't shut it
- 50:12Speaker 1: back down. Now, I'm like, bro, like who thinks of that?
- 50:15Speaker 1: Like stuff like that?
- 50:16Speaker 3: I love it.
- 50:17Speaker 1: And that's why I love Eisen so much too, because
- 50:19Speaker 1: even though he was the bad guy, everything was orchestrated literally.
- 50:23Speaker 3: By him.
- 50:26Speaker 2: Forever like the whole time. I got it.
- 50:31Speaker 3: You gotta respect it, you know what I'm saying.
- 50:33Speaker 5: So from like everything, yo, like from the pops getting killed,
- 50:40Speaker 5: I mean the pops getting kicked out of soul society,
- 50:42Speaker 5: getting bit by the run car that he made uh
- 50:48Speaker 5: Rikia's brother, I guess it was her brother and the
- 50:51Speaker 5: guy that looked like yeah, her lieutenant or whatever, like
- 50:56Speaker 5: him getting killed, Mom's getting.
- 50:59Speaker 1: All that was set up just for Eachi Goo to
- 51:01Speaker 1: have everything and then watch that little dude grow up
- 51:05Speaker 1: to be whoever. You know what I'm saying, like, Bro,
- 51:08Speaker 1: why would you think ahead that far? So that's what
- 51:11Speaker 1: I'm saying, like like, yeah, I get it, but you
- 51:14Speaker 1: know what yours? That is a perfect segue into my
- 51:16Speaker 1: next one. And that's the creators hating the characters they created, Like,
- 51:24Speaker 1: don't create a gojo that I fall in love with, like, oh,
- 51:27Speaker 1: this is the illness nigga I ever seen and then
- 51:29Speaker 1: be like, Yo, I hate this nigga, so I'm gonna
- 51:31Speaker 1: kill him, you son of a bitch.
- 51:33Speaker 3: Who fuck is wrong with y'all? Why would you do that?
- 51:36Speaker 2: Yo?
- 51:37Speaker 5: Why would you make him so des to the fact
- 51:39Speaker 5: to the point where everybody loves him?
- 51:42Speaker 2: Like the design was dope, Like come on, y'all.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Eyes, and he was a white hair Anybody with white
- 51:52Speaker 1: hair you already know about to be a problem. There's
- 51:55Speaker 1: no anime with somebody with white hair is not a problem,
- 51:58Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It started with that from
- 52:02Speaker 1: as soon as you see white hair, you're having a
- 52:04Speaker 1: long day, buddy, you know what I'm saying. So you
- 52:06Speaker 1: gave him white hair, you made him slightly look like Akashi,
- 52:10Speaker 1: You made him super care free, but then when he
- 52:12Speaker 1: got serious, it got real. And then you and like
- 52:17Speaker 1: you said, you made him so des that nobody could
- 52:19Speaker 1: really do nothing with them, including Secuna, so you had
- 52:23Speaker 1: to just remove them, and that's stupid.
- 52:26Speaker 3: And then you had told us that you hate him.
- 52:28Speaker 2: Yeah, so you already know they was shade.
- 52:31Speaker 3: In his death like you y'all whack is hell. And
- 52:35Speaker 3: Tori Yama did the same thing with Vegeta.
- 52:37Speaker 5: Oh my god, he finds any he used to find
- 52:40Speaker 5: any reason to play Vegeta.
- 52:41Speaker 1: Disrespectful bro, don't don't create these characters and then hate
- 52:45Speaker 1: them like that, because now you turning a fan like
- 52:48Speaker 1: you Now I know you would hate them, bro, and
- 52:51Speaker 1: you made it so I really can't say much, but damn, bro,
- 52:54Speaker 1: why so I hate that respect your characters And as
- 52:59Speaker 1: a creative mind self, I get it. None of my
- 53:02Speaker 1: stuff is out yet, but I gotta you know how
- 53:04Speaker 1: you got a feeling like what's this pop soul? I
- 53:07Speaker 1: already know who's going to be the superstar of the
- 53:10Speaker 1: situation and you're gonna have to deal with that, you
- 53:13Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And then then and the way
- 53:15Speaker 1: to fel like the way anime fans are, they'll they'll
- 53:19Speaker 1: detour your story. You're like, OK, this is where I
- 53:21Speaker 1: was going, and they'll be like, oh, no, unacceptable, do
- 53:24Speaker 1: something different?
- 53:25Speaker 2: What's shit?
- 53:26Speaker 5: They they had the guy the creator what is Keebo
- 53:31Speaker 5: did right?
- 53:33Speaker 2: Right?
- 53:33Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 53:33Speaker 2: Like he made an alternate ending, like because that attack
- 53:38Speaker 2: on Titan they.
- 53:39Speaker 1: Make for that, that was your best bet because the
- 53:42Speaker 1: ones that you chose wasn't what we wanted to see it, Like,
- 53:45Speaker 1: we didn't want that, We didn't want to see them
- 53:47Speaker 1: ribs and all that ship.
- 53:49Speaker 3: The fuck was that?
- 53:51Speaker 1: You know, It's like, so it be stuff like and
- 53:53Speaker 1: then and then your boy from One punch Man he
- 53:55Speaker 1: wrecked on that Ninja art forty fucking times live.
- 54:00Speaker 2: At this point, he's.
- 54:01Speaker 5: Made it regular like that's I don't even I'm not
- 54:03Speaker 5: even surprised, Like I just assume every chapter that comes out.
- 54:06Speaker 2: There, he's gonna it's gonna.
- 54:08Speaker 5: Get redrawn at some point because he said, you know what,
- 54:12Speaker 5: that was too ill and that was too stupid.
- 54:14Speaker 2: Let me just go and find a happy medium.
- 54:17Speaker 1: So yeah, so stuff like I've hated on your goddamn characters, y'all,
- 54:21Speaker 1: we don't. We don't want to see those redcons just
- 54:23Speaker 1: go standing on business. But anime fans will let you
- 54:26Speaker 1: know now that ain't it, buddy.
- 54:28Speaker 2: So okay, I got a question for you.
- 54:32Speaker 5: In your story, you already have an idea what most
- 54:35Speaker 5: people are gonna gravitate to, right, which characters are gonna
- 54:38Speaker 5: be the most popular?
- 54:39Speaker 2: You have an idea.
- 54:41Speaker 5: Now what if you're completely wrong and the character that
- 54:44Speaker 5: was throwaway becomes the one? You're the one, the chosen
- 54:48Speaker 5: one for your joint?
- 54:49Speaker 2: Like, how are you handling that?
- 54:52Speaker 3: And I think that's when the creator hate kicks in,
- 54:54Speaker 3: like what this motherfucker?
- 54:59Speaker 1: That's probably what we appen, And they'd be like, you
- 55:01Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna kill him, and then the fucking
- 55:03Speaker 1: animate the manga fails and you like, ah, no, no, no, guys,
- 55:07Speaker 1: I was just playing.
- 55:08Speaker 3: He's back. Maybe that's what we happened in for real,
- 55:12Speaker 3: for real, you know what I'm saying.
- 55:14Speaker 5: Maybe See like in any case that I've seen where
- 55:19Speaker 5: the creator hated someone, it doesn't seem like a throwaway character,
- 55:24Speaker 5: Like no way, no, hell is Gojo a throw away
- 55:27Speaker 5: character like Yo, No.
- 55:29Speaker 3: He wasn't throwaway at the MAXX.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Gojo was that master that needed to be out of
- 55:35Speaker 1: the way sort of protagonists could shine because.
- 55:37Speaker 3: They like that nigirl for like eighty chapters.
- 55:40Speaker 1: And that's what I was saying, like like we but
- 55:44Speaker 1: if they had him there, they would have had a
- 55:47Speaker 1: much easier time fighting Secuna.
- 55:51Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, he would have end it like that.
- 55:54Speaker 2: Secuona would have died.
- 55:55Speaker 3: Yeah, Like he would have died like they had.
- 55:57Speaker 2: He wasn't even powered up with megams Boy and nothing.
- 56:03Speaker 1: They had to they had to shut that down in
- 56:06Speaker 1: order for it to go where it went, because the
- 56:08Speaker 1: same thing with Kimpachi. Kimpachi is never around for any
- 56:12Speaker 1: major battle until the last two seconds, you know what
- 56:16Speaker 1: I'm saying, because if he's there, we don't have a battle.
- 56:20Speaker 5: Like yeah, and you know what, they tend to always
- 56:23Speaker 5: make Kimpachi fight the nigga that nobody else would ever
- 56:26Speaker 5: be able to be, like when he fought Grammy, Like
- 56:29Speaker 5: there was no way there was no one else that
- 56:31Speaker 5: I saw beating that besides like a captain commander.
- 56:34Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, I think would dying fighting that.
- 56:41Speaker 1: Was that was a little imagination kid. Yeah, yeah, there
- 56:45Speaker 1: was nothing that could be done. My man said, you
- 56:47Speaker 1: imagining me cutting you right, because I could cut to anything.
- 56:54Speaker 5: Yo.
- 56:54Speaker 1: That was broken, Yo. So you got to get rid
- 56:57Speaker 1: of him now. You gotta make him stupid. He don't
- 56:59Speaker 1: know how to get to the fire. He lost somewhere,
- 57:01Speaker 1: You feel me? And that's all I was like, all right,
- 57:03Speaker 1: I get it, man, But damn bro let my man
- 57:07Speaker 1: shine caud that. Alright, what's your next one?
- 57:13Speaker 3: Caz or? Was it?
- 57:16Speaker 1: Oh?
- 57:16Speaker 2: Was it on me? Yeah?
- 57:18Speaker 1: It is on me, my bad ship. All right, this
- 57:20Speaker 1: this one is real. This one is near and dear
- 57:22Speaker 1: to me. I feel like it's near and dear to
- 57:25Speaker 1: us as both glasses wearers right now, Yes, I am
- 57:29Speaker 1: so sick of the nigga pushing up they damn glasses
- 57:34Speaker 1: and getting that fucking anime glean. When you get that
- 57:39Speaker 1: anime glean, you know your man is either devious or
- 57:44Speaker 1: really strong. There's nowhere in between, right from Capital to
- 57:48Speaker 1: asheetah on bleach. Anybody with glasses, if they push those
- 57:52Speaker 1: fucking glasses up and that shine go, it's about to
- 57:56Speaker 1: be a long day for somebody in some way, shape
- 57:58Speaker 1: or form.
- 57:59Speaker 3: And I'm sick of it.
- 58:01Speaker 2: Yeah. I remember when it happened with Kuo.
- 58:04Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, oh this nigga ill, which he
- 58:08Speaker 5: didn't turn out to be a dune, but I thought
- 58:10Speaker 5: he was gonna do something ill then, like you know
- 58:13Speaker 5: what I'm saying, But he didn't know, Like when you
- 58:16Speaker 5: get hit or scratched it.
- 58:17Speaker 2: And then your whole demeanor changes, your glasses about to
- 58:24Speaker 2: take him out.
- 58:25Speaker 1: That's so I'm sick of that Troup man. They love that,
- 58:28Speaker 1: and you know they got those in real life, right,
- 58:31Speaker 1: It's like they look like regular frames when you push
- 58:34Speaker 1: him up the actual anime glean. You know, I was
- 58:37Speaker 1: about to cough on one, you know, I was about
- 58:40Speaker 1: to buy.
- 58:40Speaker 2: Them, James Yo, I think I'm a I didn't know.
- 58:46Speaker 1: So it's like I hate it because it's always attached
- 58:49Speaker 1: to some dickhead, you know what I'm saying. The little
- 58:52Speaker 1: professor dude, a run car professor guy, Yeah, with the
- 58:57Speaker 1: pink hair. He kept pushing his glasses up, a sheet up,
- 59:00Speaker 1: pushing his glasses up. Then he do some bullshit with
- 59:02Speaker 1: his lightsaber, bow and arrow, like I just I just
- 59:07Speaker 1: I just hate that man. But Capo throw got some
- 59:09Speaker 1: ship off though that time but he got away from
- 59:12Speaker 1: Kakashi that time was like he's here and he was
- 59:16Speaker 1: falling out the window like.
- 59:18Speaker 2: That was gang.
- 59:21Speaker 3: That was gangster.
- 59:22Speaker 1: But yo, stop pushing up your fucking glasses and making
- 59:25Speaker 1: that shine.
- 59:25Speaker 4: You know.
- 59:25Speaker 3: I hate it, sick of it now, don't want to
- 59:28Speaker 3: see it no more. Goddamn it.
- 59:31Speaker 2: No, that's facts. God shit, you got another one.
- 59:39Speaker 3: Yes, this one is.
- 59:42Speaker 1: I'm going to sound like a full blown pessimist on this,
- 59:47Speaker 1: but I am sick of the constant theme that friendship
- 59:52Speaker 1: and will power will overcome all because that's that's not life,
- 59:58Speaker 1: not true, that's not life. That's not how life works
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: at all. These niggas will rely on their high school
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: ass friends to get so much shit done, and I'm like,
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: go get your fucking parents, call the police.
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, bro, what do we
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: what are we y'all talking about?
- 1:00:18Speaker 5: And will watching this dude bust this kid's ass. You know,
- 1:00:22Speaker 5: he keep getting up like yo, he's gonna.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Die, like he's socking my man up, eyes turning white.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Oh he's still fighting. He's unconscious, that's his fighter spirit. No, nigga,
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: he's dead.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: He died, yo, All that blood that's his yo. Y'all.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: Y'all kept thinking he was going to rally and win,
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: and you.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Just is that's not the way man. So yeah, y'all
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: gotta stop that. And then you know, on the what
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: you gonna call it on the Shoe Jo Show, jo Animes.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: You know, love conquers all no matter what is going on.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: You can motherfucking sailor moon love mad villains through some
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: shit huf freaky frog gas.
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: What was my man name?
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: I was about to say Matt Life. It was something
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: with an m dude with the green hair. He was
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: a full blown villain. She loved him through his villain.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: He turned him into a boyfriend the fund No, that's
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: not nuts.
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: Need a hug. He was trying to kill you.
- 1:01:24Speaker 5: Look, I know some dudes right now there's some good
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: loving that changed their whole outlook on life.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: Like I don't know, the friendship willpower and love conquers all,
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: even down the yugi yo. He believed in the height
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: of the cars. He up here drawing the cards with
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: all of his friend's hands, and it's the card he needs. Man,
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: He's like a baby digs. Y'all, y'all not lucky.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: Why are these niggas even playing in this card game.
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: This nigga pulled exodia that was like one in a
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: million chants, and like he pulled exodia on like he
- 1:02:00Speaker 5: needed it.
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, I ain't ever playing.
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: Cards with this dude, like just up his sleeve the
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: whole time.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: Matter of fact, Joey's whole deal with chance and it
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: barely worked out for him all the time. So why
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: would I want his hands on the deck. No, nigga,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: get your fucking mass out of here. I don't want
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: your help, you know what I'm saying. So yeah, like
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: friendship will power, love conference, all.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: This kind of piggybacks on yours.
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: This, my this is an honorable mentioned, Like why why
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: do the bad guys always got to have some kind
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: of tragic backstory? Like why can't niggas just be evil
- 1:02:37Speaker 5: like like yeah, yeah, it's cool, Like it's nothing bad
- 1:02:44Speaker 5: happened to me. I had a great life, yo, But.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: I just want to I just don't like y'all niggas,
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: And I want to burn this ship down, yeah yo,
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: because they've been they've been killing us lately. Your man
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: from my hero, oh my guy, like that ship, Damn,
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: they'll bring tears to your eye. That nigga life was ship.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: Tea Yo, by design.
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: His life was shit tea. He doesn't kill all his family,
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: He can't touch nothing. He ain't got no head. He
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: ain't had no head. He gets some head, he goes
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: the bitch gonna disintegrate.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: Yo, he can't do nothing. He's fucked up.
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: In the game.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: Nigga.
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: I'll be mad as shit too now. I don't know
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: if I'll be wearing them hands on my face to
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: feel the comfort. But bro, he nigga, he deserved to
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: be a villain, like his ship was fucked up right,
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: even on one piece. I don't know if you up
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: to date, but there's a character up there name he's Loki.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, And Loki's backstory was asked. His mom
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: rejected him from birth, like I'm good on you and like,
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: yeah he's an asshole.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: Yeah, nigga, Like.
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: She rejected him and didn't she send him the hades
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: or something she said to be raised?
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: Bro, come on something like dag the nigga. Like some
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: of these villains be right, yeah yo, man, they be
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: sleeping on that. But some of these with your honorable
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: mission is legit, like just just sometimes y'o. That's how
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: I feel like.
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: The joker is like, Yo, I'm just an asshole.
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: Yeah, and I can respect it.
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: You feel me. I just want to do this ship
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: because I think it's funny. Nigga.
- 1:04:22Speaker 5: Yeah, like situations where you know that they're not a
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: hug away from being a good guy. Know, the joker
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: is the joker, like it doesn't matter what it is,
- 1:04:31Speaker 5: Like if he feels like doing it, he's doing.
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: It like that don't matter.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, And that's why I think I always respect
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: the Freezer. Everybody can say what they want about Freezer.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: They say he's a racist, if they say he's a homosexual,
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: some say he is training, he across dresser type shit.
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: He could be all three.
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: But you know what, trees are gonna do what Freezer
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: gonna do. Freezer don't give a goddamn about nothing to nobody. Now,
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: he's stuck to his guns in the to him in
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: a power because he knew Universe seven was on the line.
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: But that's his throne, Like that's his universe and.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: He's still Freezer though, because even in that he was like,
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: oh you're you're one of me, and the dude was
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: like yeah, because he's ad fuck out of here.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: We're not the same, bitch.
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: That's why I love Freezer, Like he's just gonna do
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: what he do because even when he jumped, when they
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: jumped Jeering, it was still up after he looked at
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: this new form. But to beat y'all, lass, now you know,
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: like your Freezer is consistent? Isisen consistent? Like I love
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: a consistent villain, bro, Like, you know what I'm saying,
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: The simple fact.
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: That Freezer was dead at the end of the Tournament
- 1:05:42Speaker 5: of Power, and we gave him his life back and
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: he turned around.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: He was like, Yo, you know this, don't.
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Change shit right, still up, I'm not your friends, It's
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: still up.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: Yo.
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: Goku and Vegeta went through all of that ship and
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: then Freezer pop up up. Let me show y'all something new.
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: Let me show you this black forum. I got, bro like,
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: he don't care, And I love a villain like that.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: That's a fact, bro, Like, you don't need a reason
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: to be bad. I'm just bad, bro, you know.
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: What I'm saying.
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: My honorable mention is when the villain joins the team
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: and gets nerved.
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: Oh oh shit, but that makes me think of Anubis Warriors.
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: Oh this dude.
- 1:06:31Speaker 5: For thirty to forty episodes, he was waxing their ass,
- 1:06:34Speaker 5: losing on some umbug and then he becomes a good guy.
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: And gets backsmacked every day, Like, yo, what happened to you?
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: You ship? Let's go with the live action. You remember
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: when the Green Ranger came out?
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: Oh yeah he was.
- 1:06:46Speaker 3: I mean he this ship out of the power ring.
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: I'm talking about the ship.
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: Then they call the Megazours out the Dragons Ord stomp
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: that ship out.
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: Then this nigga joined the team. Huh my god, yo,
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: like buddies.
- 1:07:02Speaker 5: Beating when they formed the Megazor and he jumped in
- 1:07:07Speaker 5: the Megazor.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: And beat and kicks him out. Oh my god.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Though he was mad, disgusting. Then he joined the team
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: and was like regular as fuck. I hate that ship, bro,
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: Like if you was these a villain, don't join my
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: squad and be whack. Yeah, don't do that, yo. That
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: happens in video games too. It's always a boss, right,
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: that gave you a problem, and then okay, you defeated him.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: Not a boss is on your team and you don't
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: got no access to none of them powers.
- 1:07:38Speaker 5: He had, none of the shit was smacking you for
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: most of your health, you know, like you get some
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: baby shit. Oh when you when you go from bad
- 1:07:47Speaker 5: to good, you gotta give up your dope evil moves.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: You gotta reacquire some.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Good stuff, dog, you know what I'm saying. So yeah,
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: so I think this was a good countdown. I think
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: this is a good list.
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: Bro, y'all.
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: This is making me feel like, Yo, we need to
- 1:08:02Speaker 5: do video game trumpes that we hate next.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: There's so many, that's a lot.
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: There is a lot that's definitely gonna be on the docket, bro,
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: Like we gotta go through gamer shit too. Hey, Yo,
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: if y'all listen to this all the way up unto
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: this point, y'all comment and make sure y'all let us
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: know what's the anime tropes that y'all are sick of?
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Because this is our list, but I'm certain there's more
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: things that's out there that we could agree with.
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: Man.
- 1:08:29Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we sure we for sure left some stuff out,
- 1:08:32Speaker 5: So yeah, feel free hit us up, you know what
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: I mean.
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