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The whole nation knows ya pooped your pants · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: So I had a bad neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: It's been several years back, but me and my husband,
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  Speaker 2: his father, had gotten sick and we were gonna have
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  Speaker 2: to leave town for a couple of days, and so
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  Speaker 2: our other neighbors were watching our animals. Course we had
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  Speaker 2: a mule, we have chickens and a dog and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and anyways, they were watching our animals. Forts so my
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  Speaker 2: father and I end it passing away, which was a
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  Speaker 2: sad thing. But when we got back home, we go
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  Speaker 2: out my husband's checking on the animals from that, and.
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  Speaker 1: Our donkey had busia pink paint poured down her back
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  Speaker 1: from top of her neck all the way down into
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  Speaker 1: her tails. They just poured like a big giant gallon
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  Speaker 1: bucket of paint down her back, and the trail went
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  Speaker 1: all the way around the corner of the road to
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  Speaker 1: our neighbor right next door to us, to their driveway
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  Speaker 1: and then their.
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  Speaker 2: Backboard or their basketball go out in their.
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  Speaker 1: Fields had fusha pink paint on the go. So we
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  Speaker 1: knew it come from there, and so we asked him
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  Speaker 1: about it and they're like, no, we didn't do that,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't do that, and we're like, the paint is
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  Speaker 1: right there, so we had we called the sheriff and
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  Speaker 1: we saw the report, even though we knew nothing was
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  Speaker 1: going to come of it because the sheriff's then was
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  Speaker 1: dating their daughter. Yeah, we ended up moving from there
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  Speaker 1: that our two neighbors that did take care of our
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  Speaker 1: animals ended up running those people out of town.
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  Speaker 2: It was a small community in the country.
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  Speaker 1: And they just didn't take lightly to that, and.
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  Speaker 2: So it was awful.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let me let me reenact something for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: Rich What would it be like when Donkey found out
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  Speaker 3: that he had fuchia paint down his back?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, I got pick paint, not all load
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  Speaker 4: with me. That's crazy. Everybody love the pof love A poffee. Hi, Carry,
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  Speaker 4: thanks for calling it, Thanks for sharing that story with us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awful.
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  Speaker 1: We ended up combing it out because you didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to put chemicals on their back.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, it was awful.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, Carry, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 6: We love it.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Now we got Madison Beer tickets. Crystals are contested.
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  Speaker 6: Hi Crystal, Hi, good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: So this is tickets to Madison Beer and a possible
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  Speaker 3: upgrade am I right. What's the upgrade? Yes, Nick, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: possible upgrade.
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  Speaker 5: I think. Guess we'll let them know randomly next week
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  Speaker 5: or something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's VIP access, the full Kiss Kiss VIP experience.
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  Speaker 3: One of the things I like about Madison Beer for
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  Speaker 3: some reason, she got a tattoo on the bottom of
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  Speaker 3: her foot, and that seems so painful to me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so painful. It's like on the on the like
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  Speaker 5: the soft part of your foot. Oh all right, what
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  Speaker 5: are we playing? Payton?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so we're gonna play a fun little game that
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  Speaker 7: I put together because it's actually Madison Beer's twenty seventh
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  Speaker 7: birthday today, so happy birthday to her. So what I
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  Speaker 7: did is I found a bunch of iconic singers singing
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  Speaker 7: happy Birthday. And when I play you the clip, you
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  Speaker 7: just have to tell me who you think it is,
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  Speaker 7: and if you.
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  Speaker 8: Get it right, you get a point.
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  Speaker 9: It's like celebrity who said that Happy Birthday Madison Beer edition? Sure?
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  Speaker 9: Why not?
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  Speaker 8: You got it?
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  Speaker 7: It's the Happy Birthday game? All right, John, you're gonna
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  Speaker 7: start with you. Here is your clip Happy Birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I think that's Sabrina Carpenter.
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  Speaker 7: Incorrect, that's actually Taylor Swift singing Happy Birthday to Charlie
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  Speaker 7: Booth on stage. Not a point for you, John, Jie.
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  Speaker 7: But it's okay. You do have a chance to redeem
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  Speaker 7: yourself in round two. Rich here's your clip.
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  Speaker 9: To kind of sounds like Mariah. I want to say,
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  Speaker 9: Mariah Carey Steele Ari.
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  Speaker 8: A grande, ariana Grande is correct.
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  Speaker 7: Good job, Kyle, I mean I guess you could say
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  Speaker 7: that Whitney and Ari or maybe in the same category
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  Speaker 7: with those whistle.
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  Speaker 8: Notes, hot take.
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  Speaker 7: Who knows.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Kyle, you have one point. We move over to you.
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  Speaker 10: Here's your clip, that's Mariah Carey.
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  Speaker 7: If that is Mariah Carey, good John, Kyle, just taking
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  Speaker 7: it away.
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  Speaker 9: I can hear the difference with two points.
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  Speaker 8: Great job, okay, Crystal. We move over to you.
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  Speaker 10: Here's your clip.
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  Speaker 9: Is Subirthday? Cool shot? Is Subirthday?
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  Speaker 5: Today? Should day?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's tough, my son said Justin Bieber.
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  Speaker 8: Not quite Justin Bieber. He did discover him though.
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  Speaker 10: That was usher. But it's okay.
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  Speaker 7: We will redeem ourselves again in round two, John jayday.
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  Speaker 3: Resident Is that the original Marilyn Monroe to JFK.
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  Speaker 8: That is the original, May.
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  Speaker 7: Good, John, John Jay on the board with one point
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  Speaker 7: there not enough to beat Kyle, but it's okay. Rich.
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  Speaker 8: Here's your clip.
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  Speaker 5: That was good.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I think you're going high tone with me. I
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  Speaker 9: think that's like an R and B singer. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: say that's Andrew Day.
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  Speaker 10: Kyle for the steel. Kyle for the steel sounds like
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  Speaker 10: Kelly Clarkson.
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  Speaker 8: In't correct.
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  Speaker 7: I was looking for no other than Jay Hudd I know, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: she's so talented.
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  Speaker 8: But it's okay, Kyle. You still are in the lead. Rich,
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  Speaker 8: you got zero in that.
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  Speaker 9: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: All right, okay, and it's his birthday coming up. You
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  Speaker 3: should be better at this.
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  Speaker 8: A Kyle, here's your chance to take the lead with three.
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  Speaker 7: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you.
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  Speaker 9: Have you bird dude.
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  Speaker 10: That sounds like Whitney Houston And that.
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  Speaker 8: Is correct, Kyle rushing this game. Good job?
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  Speaker 7: All right, Crystal, you have the chance right here to
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  Speaker 7: win these Madison beer tickets.
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  Speaker 10: Here's your clip.
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  Speaker 11: This is so hard.
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  Speaker 2: I want to say Riah, but they already said it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go Whitney to Whitney.
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  Speaker 8: Do you have another guy? Do you want to hear
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  Speaker 8: it again? Let's hear it again, Rich, because I feel
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  Speaker 8: like you should totally get this.
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  Speaker 12: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, anyone here to save the day for crystals?
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  Speaker 9: Wait?
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  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait, we're both lips too things. Okay, So
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  Speaker 5: you who do you think it is?
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  Speaker 10: K I think it's Beyonce.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's Christina Aguilera.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, and the correct answer is Beyonce. Kyle has been kicking.
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  Speaker 7: But wow, that was definitely beyond But it's okay, Crystal,
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  Speaker 7: you still rallied and you get to go see Madison.
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  Speaker 2: Yay, Crystal, awesome, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Way to go, Kyle.
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  Speaker 5: We will set you up. Pull on.
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  Speaker 3: Uh So I gotta tell you something happened in the news.
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  Speaker 3: Actually not in the news. Oh do I don't have
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  Speaker 3: this theme song? Hold on a minute, I don't. I
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  Speaker 3: always looking for the survivor of themes. I know we
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  Speaker 3: we don't really talking about survivory very often. But Survivor
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  Speaker 3: is celebrating their fifty It's Survivor of fifty. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: they have a couple. It's all the old contestants and
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  Speaker 3: a couple of them. I'm I'm big fans of it,
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  Speaker 3: especially the beginning of Survivor. But it made national news
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  Speaker 3: last night. Uh oh, do you know why I made
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  Speaker 3: national news because one of the contestants.
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  Speaker 5: Pooped his pants?
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  Speaker 9: Oh no, yeah, and it.
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  Speaker 5: Reminded me of second update.
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  Speaker 3: Answer right, So here's what here's the clip, and what
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  Speaker 3: they did is the guy crapped his pants and CBS
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  Speaker 3: blurred out the back.
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  Speaker 10: Of his pants.
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  Speaker 11: I appreciate that, don't they Just they just start with
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  Speaker 11: their one outfit and they have to keep that same outfit.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be right back show. Christian Freeze is like a statue.
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  Speaker 5: He turns and he's wearing khakis. I don't think he
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  Speaker 5: sat smashed banana, but he's didn't need a new pair underwear.
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  Speaker 13: The sheer and utter embarrassments of unexpected gastro intestinal distress.
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  Speaker 13: And now I've mentioned the pantheon, the history of people
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  Speaker 13: whose pants they can't unexpected, the colored.
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  Speaker 5: My wife was going to divorce me.
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  Speaker 3: So that was the survivor last night. And then it reminded,
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  Speaker 3: so I gotta tast something habit. So Nascar, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know understand a lot of NASCAR stuff. I think NASCAR
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  Speaker 3: is going to be starting right now wan Daytona. I
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  Speaker 3: just started right after Super Bowl. So this weekend there's
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  Speaker 3: a big race this weekend. I got invited to go
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  Speaker 3: to it on Sunday, right, And it's kind of cool
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  Speaker 3: because I met the president of NASCAR the Phoenix Raceway, Latasha.
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  Speaker 3: She's amazing and she grew up here and she's the president.
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  Speaker 3: She's the only female, black, female president of NASCAR. It's
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  Speaker 3: pretty cool, right, I know. And she's amazing. So she
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  Speaker 3: invited me, and I'm glad. But I also the same time.
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  Speaker 3: So it starts at twelve thirty and she said, you
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  Speaker 3: need to get here at ten. I'm like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: that's such a full day. But she's hooking me up
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  Speaker 3: with stuff like I'm gonna go in the pit. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna do stuff that I don't know how to explain
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  Speaker 3: it yet, but I'm sure Monday, after the race, I'll
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  Speaker 3: be able to tell you guys. So you know how
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  Speaker 3: when you go to the bathroom, you scroll your check
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  Speaker 3: your emails. I got an email from NASCAR. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to the bathroom like the survivor guy, but the
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  Speaker 3: right way, and I'm going through my emails and I
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  Speaker 3: had an email from NASCAR and hey, we're setting up
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  Speaker 3: with these credentials. We need some information on the toilet,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm my first name, my last name, my address,
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  Speaker 3: the city I'm in, and I'm filling it all out.
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  Speaker 3: And then when I'm scrolling down, it says, we need
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  Speaker 3: to take your picture.
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  Speaker 5: You need to summit your picture.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like on the toilet, but I also
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  Speaker 3: was panicking because I was like three quarters of the
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  Speaker 3: way done filling this thing out. So I tried to
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  Speaker 3: take my picture on the toilet to make it look
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  Speaker 3: like I wasn't on the.
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  Speaker 11: Toilet, because you've got to you probably see the top
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  Speaker 11: of the toilet, right.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, dude, I and probably the tile behind you, the
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  Speaker 9: bathroom tiles like toilet tile.
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  Speaker 3: She's texting me right now, So here's can you tell
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  Speaker 3: him on the toilet?
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  Speaker 5: No, I know I did a good job, right, but
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  Speaker 5: there's a law. But no that I'm on the toilet.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, when you when you know you're on the toilet,
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  Speaker 10: you can go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could tell maybe the child.
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  Speaker 10: He looks like it could be in a bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: Toilet talking about you right now.
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  Speaker 5: There. She goes, I sent her this last night. She goes,
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  Speaker 5: oh my god, I just saw this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm dying good because I thought it maybe crossed the line.
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  Speaker 5: I was pooping.
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  Speaker 9: She knows that you were the toilet ticket your pick.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I texted her that last last night far I
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  Speaker 3: go to bed, I was like, I got to let
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  Speaker 3: her know this that I was laid by the way
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  Speaker 3: I was pooping it and I had to do this
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  Speaker 3: thing and and she didn't respond, but and then anyway,
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  Speaker 3: she just responded right now. So that happened. And then
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  Speaker 3: something else the news I thought was kind of cool.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever you hear about like these trucks to crash is like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, baking everywhere. A semi truck caught on fire
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  Speaker 3: in San Diego and it caused a heavy traffic for
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  Speaker 3: several hours. But what it knocked over were hundreds of
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  Speaker 3: thousands of pounds of almonds.
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  Speaker 11: Oh oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 14: Right, we're loading up our tools, getting ready to go
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  Speaker 14: to work, and then we just hear a big boom
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  Speaker 14: from behind us. We look up, we see all these
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  Speaker 14: almonds start falling from the bridge and a big cloud
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  Speaker 14: of smoke, a bunch of ash, and everything's all falling down.
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  Speaker 14: And I came out to check my truck and it
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  Speaker 14: just got littered with armors.
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  Speaker 8: It's just scared. We were just like, oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 8: what's going on? We started videotaping, texting our manager, just.
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  Speaker 9: Eat a couple in your heart is good for the day.
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  Speaker 5: Thousands of omens all over the floor.
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  Speaker 3: Last night I told you guys that I went and
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  Speaker 3: I got a before I tried an experiment last night.
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  Speaker 3: I did a vitamin drip with benadru uh. Janna is
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  Speaker 3: the lady that owns that the meta the drip place,
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  Speaker 3: and she came over gave me the drip and she
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  Speaker 3: left by seven and I was like, I go, so
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  Speaker 3: when does the kick? And she was like now And
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  Speaker 3: I got After she left, I got up to get
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  Speaker 3: ready for bed, and it was.
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  Speaker 5: Like whoa, I could feel the ben dr Oh really yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And I went right to sleep and I did, and
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  Speaker 3: I mean I slept all the way till my alarm
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  Speaker 3: went off this morning.
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  Speaker 5: And I never my alarm never goes off. I wake up.
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  Speaker 3: And I was so excited about my sleep score and
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  Speaker 3: on my or ring my sleep score was an eighty three.
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  Speaker 5: I was expecting you to be in the nineties. I
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  Speaker 5: was kind of bummed out.
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  Speaker 9: Well, it's kind of good that it wasn't, because if
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  Speaker 9: it was, you would have her coming over and giving
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  Speaker 9: you a Benadryl drip every single night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd feel like Michael Jackson. Yeah yeah, Peyton Wood,
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  Speaker 3: aren't you? Are you still involved in your or ring?
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  Speaker 14: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: Very involved in my orderring.
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  Speaker 7: I actually got in eighty nine last night sleepscore, which
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  Speaker 7: is pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 8: Did you I didn't have a ben a drill drip?
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  Speaker 9: I did not.
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  Speaker 8: I just went to bed early.
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  Speaker 7: But I am a little confused though, because on your
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  Speaker 7: or ring, it can track like your temperature, attracts, your
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  Speaker 7: heart rate tracks all that stuff. And the last three
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  Speaker 7: days I've waken up, it says that I have major
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  Speaker 7: signs of like symptoms, and that there's somethings and it's
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  Speaker 7: redmp terms of.
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  Speaker 8: What I don't know, and I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: What's going on.
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  Speaker 3: I'll take exactly what it is whenever. This is what
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  Speaker 3: the or ring does. When it's red like that, it
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  Speaker 3: means something's coming, letting you know that you're probably gonna
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  Speaker 3: get what Kyle had last week.
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  Speaker 5: What I kind of fight right now? What it's probably
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  Speaker 5: coming your way?
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  Speaker 9: I don't want do you.
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  Speaker 5: Watch Saturday start taking? That's where I gotta drop on it.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I got to do it yesterday because I
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  Speaker 3: felt something coming, trying to fight it, and it's.
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  Speaker 7: Like and like my or ring tells me, like, take
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  Speaker 7: today's one day, like one step out of time, take
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  Speaker 7: it easy, keep it slow, and I'm like, I feel right.
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  Speaker 7: Actually I got an eighty nine sleep score. Nothing can
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  Speaker 7: take it.
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  Speaker 5: But it's telling you something's coming.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 11: It's so interesting as like like on one hand, I'm like,
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  Speaker 11: take the vitamins, do all the precautionary things now.
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  Speaker 10: But then, on the other hand, aren't you kind of
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  Speaker 10: curious to just see if something.
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  Speaker 8: Does come, like without doing anything.
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  Speaker 11: If you if you weren't wearing your or ring and
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  Speaker 11: you feel great right now and then something just hit
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  Speaker 11: you quote unquote out of nowhere. Now, if you weren't
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  Speaker 11: you you're feeling great, your orring is telling you something's coming.
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  Speaker 11: If you don't do anything and something's hit something does
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  Speaker 11: hit you, it's not out of nowhere. You Actually it
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  Speaker 11: actually proved that it.
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  Speaker 3: Was right right like well for me, I had the
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  Speaker 3: red thing and I waited and now I felt a
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  Speaker 3: tickle like it knows it's coming.
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  Speaker 5: So you've got to.
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  Speaker 10: So you've already done the science experience.
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  Speaker 9: How about you just take off the ring? And continue
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  Speaker 9: to feel great.
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  Speaker 8: I like my ring.
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  Speaker 5: I remember what I.
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  Speaker 2: Remember.
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  Speaker 3: I'll say, you guys about the allergy. I go, this
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  Speaker 3: allergy is not allergies whatever. Remember I was trying to
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  Speaker 3: you do that quite a bit. About two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 3: My or ring was in red and and then I
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  Speaker 3: was like fighting and fighting, and then I had it.
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  Speaker 3: And then Kyle got sick and I think she got
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  Speaker 3: it from me. And then my son Jake got sick.
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  Speaker 3: Blake got sick, Jake got sick and Jake. So my
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  Speaker 3: or ring was read two days ago. So I'm doing
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  Speaker 3: the drip and I'm fighting it and I think I'm winning.
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  Speaker 10: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So that's that's kind of what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I'll take the bull by the horns then, okay,
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  Speaker 7: now fight it with everything you've gotten.
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  Speaker 5: Yesterday it was a big day in Rich's life. Four years,
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  Speaker 5: four year or three year? Three is married.
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  Speaker 9: It doesn't seem real if you said maybe a year
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  Speaker 9: or two, I might, but three.
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  Speaker 3: You know what three does is three? It takes you
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: out of newly wed. Yeah, I got weds I think
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: are two years. So now you're no longer. Now you're
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: a pro. Ye, you've been married a few times.
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: Yes, there were, there were administrations before this current administration,
• 15:57
  Speaker 9: of course. So we went to the hotel at which
• 16:01
  Speaker 9: we were married, the Royal Palms in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona,
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: for dinner last night. But what was kind of a
• 16:06
  Speaker 9: little bizarre is there was nobody in the restaurant or
• 16:10
  Speaker 9: the patio at all. So it is me Stacy, a
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: bartender at the bar, a server, and a host at
• 16:18
  Speaker 9: the stand, and nobody in the restaurant when we got there,
• 16:21
  Speaker 9: and nobody in the restaurant for the entire meal. Well,
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: what do we buy out the restaurant? What happened here?
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: They said, the restaurant or the hotel was sold out,
• 16:32
  Speaker 9: completely sold out. But I guess there was some kind
• 16:35
  Speaker 9: of function, like some kind of work function that everybody
• 16:38
  Speaker 9: was at that was checked into the hotel. So we
• 16:40
  Speaker 9: had a whole place to ourselves.
• 16:42
  Speaker 11: You should have like played it off to Stacy, like, yes,
• 16:44
  Speaker 11: I rented out the entire restaurant.
• 16:46
  Speaker 9: I would have, except for she made the reservation. But
• 16:53
  Speaker 9: I mean the attention was so like, you guys like
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: your meal from across the bar. We don't have to
• 16:58
  Speaker 9: walk up to us. So I was all so kind
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: of expecting you to show up John, For god, I
• 17:02
  Speaker 9: didn't know that you were full of ben a drill.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Well it was like six thirty and I was like,
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: oh no, which is that.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I wonder if I was gonna and I was going
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: to text you if you're at your anniversary dinner, and
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I thought it'd be funny to walk over there, but it.
• 17:11
  Speaker 9: Drove right by your house, like on the way there,
• 17:15
  Speaker 9: my IV drip. Yeah, well you know Bena Drell, you know,
• 17:19
  Speaker 9: want to mess with that. But but anyway, it was
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: super lovely and that was our present to each other,
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: is that we went out to a nice dinner and
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: then I got her some flowers and stuff, and you know,
• 17:27
  Speaker 9: but it's three years. I think it's kind of cool
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: that things feel so so good.
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: Like you're still as yeah, yeah, well.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: It's yeah, you got married, okay, so and I did
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: years two years or earlier is newly weed. You got
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: to get past seven years because that's the famous seven
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: year itch.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I'll just say that because I think you've never heard
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: of the seven year itch.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 11: It's like when like a lot of couples like start
• 17:53
  Speaker 11: to itch to maybe.
• 17:55
  Speaker 10: Be with someone else.
• 17:56
  Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, it's you get over the seven year hump.
• 17:59
  Speaker 11: You've you've reached a milestone in your marriage.
• 18:01
  Speaker 9: But in my case, how could I do any better
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: than Stacy? Not gonna do any better than her? You
• 18:04
  Speaker 9: definitely can't, right, And she might think the same thing.
• 18:09
  Speaker 9: Probably she's probably right, But for now she's good. No,
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: it's it's it's great. I could not be more happy.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Is she happy?
• 18:18
  Speaker 9: She says she is.
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: Stacey is so in love with Rich truly.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: We just got a text from an eight oh five number.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: It says Benadryl crosses the blood brain barrier. Look into it,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: John Jay.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: What that mean?
• 18:33
  Speaker 9: I don't know, but so it might. I think what
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: they're saying is it might make you sleep, but it
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: doesn't give your brain the sleep.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: It's a selective barrier that protects the brain from harmful
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: substances while allowing essential nutrients to pass through.
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: It means the medication enters your central nervous system, then
• 18:52
  Speaker 11: enters it and.
• 18:53
  Speaker 9: I mean it's an IV. I'm sure it does, rather.
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: Than staying in your periphery, which is where it's supposed
• 18:59
  Speaker 11: to stay.
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: Apparently, so it's bad for you, I guess.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: So okayoodstreams Hey, Matt, what's up man? You're on there?
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Good morning? Hey, good morning you speak I believe right?
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, So me and a couple buddies we went
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: out for a little happy hour and there's a table
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: next to us and they were like celebrating the little
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: birthday party. But me and all my friends are wearing
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: the same little pool over from from work. It's like
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: a red with some gray on it. And there was
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: a lady at the table next to us that thought
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: that our poolover was some boar's head, like the exactly
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: you have the Deli meat company. So she comes over
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: to our table and just kind of jumps into our
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: conversation and she's like, excuse me, you boys are the
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: only meat I eat. And we're like what, We're like what,
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: We're so caught off guard, you know. And then finally
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: she saw that, you know, wasn't boar's head, and she like,
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: you know, kind of backed out of the conversation. I mean,
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: we were cracking up.
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: Probably more.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Where do you guys work the same pullover?
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: Well it was an umpire school. The windows said umpire school.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I think she thought she'd go and go, you guys,
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: the only place I buy my shoes. No, no, no,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: we're I'm playing work.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it wasn't even close, but yeah, she yeah, she
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: she just mistook the logo and.
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: Keep you up that night. You're trying to go to
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: I gotta.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I gotta. We got a text for somebody that was misspeaking.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: But and they're at what they do for a living
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: is they're a casino dealer, a blackjack dealer. And you know,
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: at the end of blackjack or whatever, when the dealer
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: does whatever this with their hands, you know they do that.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: And I don't remember when they I know they do it.
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: I don't remember when you can't put any more like
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: money down.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: But the game is set, you put your hands like that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: And she said she was with her daughter selling girlskalt
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: cookies and handed the girls coutcacke per.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Then she went the girl listening.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: Hey, thanks guys, appreciate you.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Sabrina. You're calling about a terrible neighbor, right, yes, I am.
• 21:11
  Speaker 12: Oh, my gosh. So my husband and I have four
• 21:13
  Speaker 12: kids and they were little, and these neighbors bought this
• 21:17
  Speaker 12: house sight unseen. They bought it off the Internet and everything.
• 21:20
  Speaker 12: They are the only people in the neighbors that didn't
• 21:22
  Speaker 12: have kids. So my two year old daughter was we
• 21:24
  Speaker 12: were outside playing and she went over and she decided
• 21:27
  Speaker 12: to pick a dandelion that was in her yard, which
• 21:30
  Speaker 12: I was like, oh my gosh, don't go in their yard.
• 21:32
  Speaker 12: But anyway, she comes out screaming at my daughter because
• 21:35
  Speaker 12: she picked the danneylon and we felt horrible. My daughter
• 21:37
  Speaker 12: was crying and whatnot. So we went to the store,
• 21:40
  Speaker 12: bought her some tulips, knocked on the door to say
• 21:42
  Speaker 12: we were really sorry. She goes and throws them away
• 21:45
  Speaker 12: right in front of my daughter, and my daughter was
• 21:47
  Speaker 12: really upset. So fast forward to Christmas, we get bikes
• 21:52
  Speaker 12: from my kids. They're outside riding bikes, not in front
• 21:55
  Speaker 12: of their house or anything. They called the police on
• 21:57
  Speaker 12: us because they were bothering them on Smith and I
• 22:00
  Speaker 12: was like, oh my gosh. My husband was getting really
• 22:03
  Speaker 12: ticked off. So my husband later on was working in
• 22:05
  Speaker 12: the yard and they called the police on us because
• 22:08
  Speaker 12: my kids were outside playing again not in front of
• 22:10
  Speaker 12: their house or anything. And my husband was like, that's it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 12: So we ended up doing some remodeling and he put it.
• 22:17
  Speaker 12: We took out a toilet and he put a toilet
• 22:19
  Speaker 12: in her front yard and put flowers in it and
• 22:20
  Speaker 12: said this is for you, Cruella. My kids would go trying.
• 22:25
  Speaker 12: My kids would go running down the street and go
• 22:27
  Speaker 12: a Corilla Deville, look at Crouela Taville. I'm like, oh
• 22:29
  Speaker 12: my gosh, we're gonna move.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: We have to move.
• 22:31
  Speaker 12: Fortunately they moved out of the neighborhood, but I was like,
• 22:33
  Speaker 12: oh my words. So this day, ten years later, my
• 22:36
  Speaker 12: kids talk about Cruella.
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: She was like, man, she started that.
• 22:43
  Speaker 12: She did. Who makes little kids cry over a dandylion.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Hie, Sabria, thanks for sure, Thank you for listening, Sabrina.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 22:53
  Speaker 12: Have a good date.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: B