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Little Big Girl (S1812) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  I'm Art Simpson. Who the hell are you all right, Darcy?
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  Fourth Finger Discount dude. Welcome to Fouring a discap, the podcast where we
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  always listen to things in stereo. This week we hit a review episode jab
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  F zero four. It is Little Big Girl. I am Dedoh and I
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  am guy. He's back back by popular demand. Check out those teeth amazing.
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  We'll take a nice picture for the for the nice people, yeah and
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  put it on the internet. In case you've never listened to an episode of
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  fourthing a discount. Ever, what's happened is Guy went to Balley last week,
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  so thanks to Aliet Jay and the epistep and in last week to fill
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  the chair. But Guy is back now, as he said, looking better
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  than ever and just more enthusiastic. And look at that happy smile. Indeed,
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  never seen your smile so happily. Well, yeah, I was very
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  reluctant to show my teeth beforehand because they were remiss. They were in the
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  Big Book of British Smiles. No, here's the thing. I actually went
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  over to Bali to take a little bit of a mini break, but also
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  had a broken tooth that required a crown. I crunched the numbers and realized
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  I could fly over to Bali, stay in a little discount hotel and get
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  my tooth fixed full or quite a reasonable amount. Just just answer this question.
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  Did you work on the script? I did not, and I did
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  work on my ted. As you can see, I've gone from a funny
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  too, I've gone from shockingly pale to pale. And while I was there
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  little more even even more number crunching and realized, hmm, I could get
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  a slick set of veneers across my top teeth for a very reasonable cost.
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  So I've got that. And now whereas my teeth were uneven and yellow,
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  now they are even and blindingly white. Oh actually not blindingly white, normal,
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  just normal. Yeah, yeah, I mean, and it's not it's
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  not ross from Friends as I said, or Matthew Perry on the reunion no,
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  or a baby Billy from Righteous Gyms Sens, which was kind of my
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  go to do not do yes. But everyone was pretty happy with them,
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  including the lovely Louise, who was the sort of the the target demo for
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  you. Were you a bit scared when you first showed it? Were like,
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  oh gosh, you better like these? Oh yeah, well, first
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  of all, I was scared because it's like, you know, you spend
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  three hours in the chair. Well I spent three hours in the chair,
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  you know, with my teeth getting sort of filed away and reshaped, and
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  you were await the whole time, right Oh yeah, yeah, I mean
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  they loaded me up with the novercam, which I was very happy about.
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  More more yeah, so I didn't feel a thing. But you know,
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  there's always that thing We've all seen. It was it Batman, like the
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  Keaton Nicholson Batman, the first thing where it's like I did what I could
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  on your face and you know, you look at the mirror in here or
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  Nicholas cag and face off. I'm just staring, right. That was going
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  to be the case. You know that after they've done this work for three
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  hours, I'm gonna sort of look at it and go take them off,
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  take them off. But no, that's enough, that's enough, like blinded,
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  but no, a very pleasant surprise. Everyone I sent a picture to
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  was like, hey, they look great and very natural. Then I came
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  home and I saw my mom, Yeah, Michael, Mary margam Mary's like,
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  what have you done? You are not my son. I have no
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  son, but like she wasn't upset or this one. Oh it doesn't look
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  like you. And I'm like, well that's true. Probably a good thing,
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  right, better now now you've got guy two point zero. But anyway,
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  so yes, that happened, but a very nice and a very nice
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  getaway. Came back with a rejuvenated mouth everything, and you know, my
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  trip went very very smooth, and my accommodation was nice, my flights were
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  good even, and the flight back was pretty good except I was in the
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  middle and the young man to the right of me. Clearly had a knight
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  on the turps before we left Balley because the plane hasn't even left the runway
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  and he's gone through three sick bags. Oh shit, I can't remember the
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  last time I saw anyone use the sick back on a plane. Yeah,
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  yeah, but he was just I mean, last time Ice went on a
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  boat one I've told this story many times. It was like going around I
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  think it was in Tasmania, like going around one glass base, one glass
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  baze, yes, yeah, and the boat went up for a while,
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  stay there and then came down like it was just like it's basically you sort
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  of it's it's fine, and then you sort of go around like this cliff
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  face and it's like now you're in the big ocean. It's just like fucking
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  waves and everyone's at the back throwing but Nicholas just like pussies, and Nikola's
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  dad and myself were sitting there at the bag. So I've never been on
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  a boat since, understandable. But yeah, on a plane, yeah,
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  before he even taken off, Yeah, so I mean, OCEI, it's
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  not signess. He just was on the piss, yeah, and had a
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  terrible hangover, very Fortunately his mum was sitting across the arm. She said,
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  you're not gonna bother this man. This whole flight sped o perfect.
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  So that was that was nice. But then so then you're next to a
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  lady, But that's true, it was or did you go to the end
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  of the ear? Do you go in her seat? Or did she just
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  swam? She just swapped seats. Yeah, yeah, and then the person
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  next to hers like, fucking bother me. For the rest of the trip,
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  I was between two ladies because the lady on the other side, she
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  was traveling purplectly fine until I think she realized, like, oh, I
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  can't bring fruit from Barley in to Australia, so she started eating. I
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  would you even think you can? I have no idea. I have no
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  idea. But clearly she didn't see the rules and decided, well, I
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  bet this this whole mango is too good to throw away. So she just
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  started eating like a whole mega, not like slices. She just cut it
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  open and then just started running away. What the hell like a possum.
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  Look, but neither of those things bothered me all that much. But I'll
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  tell you what did bother me. Okay, I was up in the front
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  of the plane. I didn't have check in. They had the director's cut
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  of bad center on the bare flight. That's true your future presentation. No,
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  it was happening in the front of the plane. So I got off
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  quickly. I didn't have check in luggage, only had carry on, so
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  I moved through the whole airport very very quickly. It was about eight o'clock
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  in the evening, so there weren't that many people there. Good time too,
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  because you go to sleep very much. So well, you think so,
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  except I am. I got to get the shuttle bus to get to
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  the car park to go get my car. I'd left my certain by the
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  time when you got back here, you mean yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  yeah, well no to the Yeah, get the shuttle bus to get to
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  the car park at the airport app in Melbourne. Yeah yeah, that's what
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  I mean. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So you're right
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  back home. I'm yeah back in sah back on terrorform. Everything's going very
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  very smoothly. And get on the bus. They said, right, we're
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  dropping off at H first or yeah, at H first, and I'm like,
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  h that's me. That's cool. Get off first, Get off.
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  It's raining quite heavily. But I'm like, but that's okay because I'm just
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  parked over there, or am I you mean H? I am looking around
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  the eight section because I mean my remembrance was it's like, okay, I
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  mean H and I am diagonally from the bus terminal where again, on the
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  bus it was at H first to what you said, what was it called
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  just H we want to H first? Yeah, yeah, the bus driver
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  said, we're in H D. I'm an H second. Fuck get it's
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  bucketing down rain and I'm just my car is not where I thought it was,
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  and they've gone. We know the busses come every few minutes. That's
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  all right, but I mean still, it's just that, Oh man,
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  I've done everything so right now just for to be tripped up at this thing.
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  Okay, I'm just gonna have to walk up and down the oil and
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  it's right, I'll get a little bit wet. It's forty five minutes later.
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  Ship. Really, you couldn't find your car. I could not find
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  my car, and you never want to ask somebody for help, because like,
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  what kind of dickhead loses that car? Okay, Well, first of
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  all, I see a bunch of other people sort of walking around this section
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  going you two, I'm pretty sure I thought I was in H and the
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  end I'm like, maybe I'm in G. So I walk over there and
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  start looking around in relation to the end of the bus stop. No luck,
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  I'm getting wetter and wetter. So there's no roof in s place.
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  This is the outdoor. Yeah, I finally got pissing rain lately listening to
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  you. Oh god. Yeah, and I've just spent like a week in
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  tropical Barley. I know I'm not in F, but I'm going to have
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  to go look in F as well. Two whole letters away. I know,
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  I'm just were you in the itchy lot? Lewis text me, I
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  said, are you out yet? I said, I'm I'm so ashamed to
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  say I cannot find the car. And in the end, how often were
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  you going? That's all I was doing? Yeah, because but I mean,
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  I don't know about the range on my on my keys, but I
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  mean that sometimes I think I've got to be pretty close to get get the
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  lights or if you relock it then goes it gives a little long. I
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  was doing that all over the place. No luck, none at all,
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  getting soaked to the bone. You're back and I I just had a carry
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  o cary, but still it was getting soaked. That's getting soaked, and
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  it's I've got it sort of strapped around my back, but it's banging against
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  my leg. There's a happy end of these folks. I clearly made it
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  home in the end. But when I did, and when I took off
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  my took off my trousers, I've got this massive bruise on my thigh and
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  where it's just been banging against my leg like that's how little actual work guy
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  does a bag bang his leg bruise and like a pitch. I may go
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  even, oh god, in in response to what you were saying about you
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  know, oh you feel like an idiot because you can't find your cart.
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  In the end, the bus came around again. I sort of jumped on
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  and said, made this is such a stupid question. But what happens if
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  you can't find your can't not a stupid question? Or might just get in
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  there press the button. You know someone would come find you. What's your
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  name, Oh, guy Davis, Yeah, you're in age last thinging in
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  this age of modern surveillance. It's like, oh, they probably filmed me
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  coming in and all that kind of stuff. While yeah, mat a bet,
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  how long do we find him? An hour? Someone helped the guys.
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  I feel sorry they're watching it, look at this chump walking around the
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  rain. But a very nice angle one came along, got in the man.
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  I said, mate, I felt like such an and he goes,
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  I've done this four times a day. Don't feel bad. And so how
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  did you lose it? Was it in age? It was in Age,
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  but there was a section where Jay and H and G kind of converge,
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  and I was looking at it from the wrong angle as well, this is
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  a fucking a maze. I had no idea how to angle. What do
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  you mean the wrong angle? Looking at the bus stop and from the wrong
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  angle as when I walked to it, it was like, oh, I
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  am diagonally, but you know, it was like a forty five degree angle
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  as opposed to a ninety degree angle something like that. Either way, when
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  I looked at it was like, oh, yeah, that's how I walked
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  to the bus stop. Here's my car and you've all past us six times.
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  Just no, no, I don't know how I missed it. But
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  luckily this very nice gentleman helped me out. So how did you find?
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  He told him where you thought it was? Said, I know I came
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  in that gate. I know I'm in either H or G. I know
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  I'm near the car park. He was, yeah, mate, no worry,
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  we'll find And we did. I mean, and it took maybe ten
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  five or ten minutes in that guy's car to help us out. He was
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  a worker. He was a worker. He was Facebook friends. Well,
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  buddy, lifelong buddies. Remember you're telling the story about your man who had
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  the cool Pokemon card. Oh yeah, yeah, see you on the roof.
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  You were blood brothers. By the end of the day, me and
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  Hess are now blood brothers. He was a good guy. But that's not
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  the end of the story. I get in the car, it starts.
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  I'm like, I'm getting the fuck out of this car park. I just
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  want to go home. Yeah, and you're wet. I was soaked.
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  You know. My girlfriend has no respect for me, no respect instead of
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  just myself. But I get to the get to the out the boom gate,
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  and you know I've paid for for him, so I've got the QR
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  code. QR code not recognized, at which point I'm pushing the button again
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  to speak to a nice person, and deep down you're imploding, like you're
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  you're you're fucking Harry. I'm seeing guy frustrated. I can imagine what was
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  going on. Hi, it's not scanning my QR code. Okay, just
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  you know tepic harp. I said, no, I'm not doing that.
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  I'll reready paid for this ship. Yeah, and it's like, okay,
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  we'll back up and the car behind you. There was a car behind me,
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  but I think they saw my reverse lights and they backed up and went
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  to another lane because I was taking forever. It's nothing worse, right Internet,
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  in this story, when you get to the fucking exit gates and the
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  person in front, it's like you realize that they're for like thirty seconds.
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  You're like they didn't know what they're doing or they've got an issue, and
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  you're like, fucking now, I'm stuck. Yeah, that lane's following.
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  Why did I go that light? So you were that guy? Yeah?
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  I was that guy. But luckily the person who HAMI moved, I'm moved
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  back. A little booma came up, drove out and I was freezer bird
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  And then I realized I did pay for this, right, So did you
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  actually pay for it. I'm pretty sure I did. You didn't pay for
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  it, I'm sure I did. No, No, I paid for it
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  beforehand, before you left. Okay, it's going to say you would have
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  remembered if you paid for a night on the night. I believe. So
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  I'm going to check my account, although I can't really check my account now
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  because in the many misadventures of God, I'm telling this. Tell him down
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  to this story. Before we got on here, he said, you better
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  tell the story to the listeners. I haven't had the end of it yet,
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  so I've had the start and that's out. I woke up this morning
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  sort of yeah, half awake, and I'm checking my emails and a guy
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  feels like he's been watched and listened to you through his phone, which we
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  are, which indeed, but especially me, he's forever wearing that tinfoil hat.
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  That's correct. But this morning I'm looking through things. It's like,
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  well, first of all, it's an email from door Dash Trust door Dash.
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  I mean, they have brought me many fine meals. They seem like
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  a repudial company. The news have to pay that. That is correct.
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  They're saying to me rate house service, and you could get an Amazon gift
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  card. I'm like, do it yeah together, las together, law grade
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  taste taste great Together. I'm going to take this survey. I answer one
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  question as like surveys over. I'm like, wait a minute, wait details,
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  and we will send you your gift cards. Sometimes you can't trust the
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  internet, so like I've gone from half a sleep to fully caffeate. The
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  email was from you dickhead dot com send us he beats yes dot org.
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  It was from Sucker dot dot org dot r t H. Anyway I get
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  on the I get on the email on a different device. We will get
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  a little big girl by the way. Yeah, we'll talk about eventually.
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  It's fine. To my friend Sabbie Steve, my my very tech minded buddy
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  who handles all my technological needs. Forward him the email. I said,
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  is this a scam? I've looked at everything else, but my mum sends
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  me things all the time. Should I open this? I'm like, if
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  you have to ask, you probably don't. Y. So for the next
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  a minutes, I'm like, please don't take away my live savings live savings?
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  Am I supposed to buy bluebies? Or because I wanted to say five
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  It was a five dollars at them. I was gonna say, you did
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  this for five dollars? Correct. Luckily Steve got back in touch and said,
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  not a scam, it's legit. So I'm like, okay, I
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  still haven't got the gift card. But how we supposed to Ho are we
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  supposed to get the gift card? That's a really good question. Now,
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  it was asking what occupation you were? You don't feel like your details like
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  see I mean no, I means I'm just gathering all your details. That's
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  all they're doing. Okay, well, yeah, they were just fishing for
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  Well, it's like, what is your occupation? I said, journal?
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  You know why they do that because then they can say, all right,
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  this guy does this job all you telemarketers. Then they can go all right,
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  we need someone who works in this field. We'll start calling his number.
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  Oh anyway, I look, I don't think my details are out there
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  on the dark web for anyone to steal. But there we go. Did
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  you get your gift card? I don't think I've got my gift card yet?
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  And he show us legit there. I don't know. I trust Steve.
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  I mean he spends a lot of time, But how are you supposed
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  to get your gift card, Well, what's the who's who's it from?
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  From actual door dash dot com? Door dash it used an actual company that
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  does what do you call them? That does online surveys and stuff. I
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  mean I looked that up. Maybe he didn't finish, because sometimes it's just
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  like you're only one step away. Now just give us all these extra details
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  and you can have your extra little gift card. Well that's right. I
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  mean, the only question asked me was what I do? What's my job?
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  And said, you know, and had journalists as the as one of
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  the options, which I took, and then it was like thank you for
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  participating. I'm like, what is that it? Anyway? So look,
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  I may have been scammed. I may not have seen you on your TV
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  and you didn't see the menage, dear son. I don't know the upshot
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  you got good teeth, the upshots I got good tea, got wet,
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  you got good teeth. I eventually got home. So the lovely Louise,
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  We're very happy to see one another again. Now she's out of town for
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  a few days, she'll lose her car. She's a lot smart, nowhere
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  near that. She's the Darcy to your butt very much. She's the is
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  there a Donnie du as opposed to Donnie Don't want Donnie the book? Yeah?
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  Yeah, speaking of the simpsence, yes, we watched an episode of
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  it. We did, Yeah a little Big Girl. So this episode here,
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  I was warned going into my Alie Jay and similar to the South Part
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  podcast last week, we said you're gonna hate me to Hank his Christmas special
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  and I was like, crazy, man, Elliot j sounds like a hater.
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  Then, with all due respect that man, that man runs a tight
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  podcast. He's a he's a tasteful, fun, very very cool gentleman.
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  But yeah, a bit of a hater. Certain when it comes to say
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  pack did you not like A little Bigger? Considered this one of the worst
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  episodes of the season, one of the worst episodes they ever reviewed. And
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  so there's only one good joke in the whole episode. And I'll watch your
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  songs like much in the same thing here because I actually enjoyed most of this.
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  I think it's a bit of a strange one. For the most part,
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  I enjoyed it, especially the Bart story. I enjoyed more than the
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  least one. Least one was a bit sort of like off brand for Lisa.
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  Yes, very off but it reminded me of there's an episode and I
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  believes in season ten called Lisa gets an a maybe me. The premiere of
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  season ten were Lisa Kudrow versus our voices a character from school, and it
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  was it that episode. Anyway, Lisa cheats on a test right esphere,
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  she plays Dashed in Go she pretends to be sick, so she's basically she
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  cheats on a test. She goes to Nelson to find out the answer,
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  so she goes off brand because she has to get good score. She goes
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  against her beliefs. So it's a similar story here where she's going against her
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  beliefs morally to get a good score. She goes pretty far with it,
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  but she also goes pretty far with the cheating as well, because in that
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  episode she she wins some awards and some what's it called when you get scholarships
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  kind of eating and that kind of thing. So as off brand, but
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  like it was, it's still been done before. I must admit, you
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  know, when she first it seems really off brand for this when she starts
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  with the whole ruse, this is very out of character. But yeah,
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  but how many times can you sort of say that when she's being so self
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  righteous all the time, It's like, well, you know, you've got
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  to be consistent with this kind of thing. But then they have like Evil
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  Lisa the reflection saying well, do you want to do it? Do it?
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  Do it? You've got to go to a good college and all this
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  kind of It's been a while since I've had that kind of like conversation,
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  which I don't mind that would have the inner demon. Yeah, I mean,
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  I think when you bring out the inner demon, when you when you
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  have the angel and the devil on the shoulder. Yeah, it's it's a
• 20:47
  pretty good get it a jail free card. It is about again speaking.
• 20:51
  So I'll give them props for going. Okay, you recognize that it's off
• 20:55
  brand, but you're giving yourself an out and giving us an out by result
• 21:00
  by extension. So I'm like, okay, yeah, I can roll with
• 21:02
  that. There's also for me, like I'm looking at she's eight and she's
• 21:06
  always won all these awards. She's seen as like the goody two shoes of
• 21:07
  the school. There's that fear of getting caught as well. It's like what
• 21:11
  happens if I, well, I've gotten away with it, and then she
• 21:14
  didn't wanted to keep going. They sort of like pushed on, now you've
• 21:17
  been nominated for this, so it's like I'm stuck in this line now,
• 21:19
  and it's like, what happens if I tell the truth is unravel everything I've
• 21:22
  worked so hard for that kind of thing as well. No, that makes
• 21:25
  sense, that makes sense. I mean it's not she deliberately kept pushing it.
• 21:29
  Yeah, but it was a bit of a thin storyline to even for
• 21:33
  a B plot to be to stretch out as long as it was. But
• 21:34
  I think they did okay with it. I liked the like the not you
• 21:38
  two fibbing bare what I must have been there was a yeah singing, Oh
• 21:45
  god, how far we've come in you know, a decade, decade and
• 21:48
  a half. When it comes to certain terms the word midget and things like
• 21:52
  that. Well, I mean when the guys stands up at the end,
• 21:56
  when everyone's sort of revealing that they're not necessarily native American, one guy says
• 22:00
  an aboriginy, it's like, oh my, been a while, that one.
• 22:06
  I mean where I work, you know, our style guard is changing
• 22:10
  all the time in terms of like how you can refer to indigenous people or
• 22:12
  how they prefer to be referred to, or how we should how we should
• 22:15
  refer to that kind of thing. It's like it's basically in capital letters in
• 22:19
  the Star guid never say aborigine. Okay, whatted? I was like,
• 22:26
  I seriously have not heard that word for a decade. I don't think that
• 22:30
  used to just be that the name it was, And then we went,
• 22:33
  oh, we're racist. I mean, well, I think technically it's I
• 22:38
  mean, aboriginal is a term, and aboriginy is also a term thereof,
• 22:42
  But I mean the way it was used, well, that's the thing.
• 22:45
  I mean, it's often with so many words. It's like, let's not
• 22:48
  even go down that how you're saying, yes, let's try to move on
• 22:52
  from a tone of tone of voice when you're saying that. But yeah,
• 22:55
  I mean, just to hear that, I was kind of like, WHOA,
• 22:56
  yeah, racist. I did like though that it was consistent throughout that
• 23:04
  Lisa was the only one calling them Native Americans when everyone else was saying Indian.
• 23:10
  So but would say Indian, Hope would say Indian, and she kept
• 23:11
  saying Native Americans. That's almost still showing she's still the righteous person here,
• 23:18
  she's still not doing the right thing. She's doing the right thing, but
• 23:21
  she has the she has the good she has good intentions, except not wholly
• 23:26
  good intentions. She's a good person in this scenario, she sort of just
• 23:29
  made made a wrong decision and now she's stuck. And look, that's half
• 23:33
  of the course with any good comedy. It's like you make one bad choice
• 23:37
  that sort of snowballs into a whole bunch of other It becomes a worst choice,
• 23:41
  becomes the worst choice becomes So I think the act too, is that
• 23:47
  she comes clean and doesn't get caught. True, true, I mean she
• 23:51
  just gets caught and goes you're right, I'm not this. It's like,
• 23:53
  ah, you're caught in the actors like it comes across the worset as opposed
• 23:56
  to I can't do this anymore. Look, this is I'm just telling the
• 23:59
  truth and for other people to sort of cop to I'm not either. I
• 24:03
  don't think it's like a spread the blame. Well, it actually relates to
• 24:06
  your story before, where it's just like you don't know what to say,
• 24:07
  I lost my car, and then you look around you're like, yeah,
• 24:10
  I lost my car. Too old jumps one person, one person's their hands
• 24:15
  up. Everyone does. But the Bart story. So you Natalie Portman.
• 24:18
  So she voiced Darcy. I thought she did a fantastic job with Darcy.
• 24:22
  It's one of those performances you get from well, I mean, Natalie Portman's
• 24:26
  kind of a household name. Yeah, I mean she was in the Star
• 24:29
  Wars movies. Not as much now I don't reckon, but she like the
• 24:33
  twenty ten's in near two thousands, she definitely was because of Star Wars,
• 24:37
  but she was everywhere for what I haven't seen like a like a blockbuster film
• 24:41
  with Natalie Portmand for a while though. I don't think, No, I
• 24:42
  don't think she's really she doesn't need to, but probably not. What was
• 24:48
  it she had like black Swan? She was black Swan? Wasn't she Swan?
• 24:51
  She wanted to ask her for that? Yeah? And what was the
• 24:52
  one where she, Oh, that's Hillary Swank? Wasn't it the Boxing one
• 24:56
  million? Do about as Hillary Swank? Yees? Yeah, she's got a
• 24:59
  movie coming out at the end of the years. I don't know if it's
• 25:02
  going to be in cinemas here, but it's definitely gonna be on Netflix called
• 25:06
  May December with Julianne Moore that's apparently really really good, okay, and she's
• 25:10
  apparently very good in it. I mean you watched on like talk shows and
• 25:15
  stuff, and you're like, I want to hang out with you. Well,
• 25:17
  yeah, I mean there's a lot of talk about Natalie Putman good actor,
• 25:19
  bad actor? Is it really okay? Yeah? I mean I tend
• 25:25
  to err on the side of good. I mean the performancy won the Oscar
• 25:29
  for in Black Swan, I think is really very very good, very fearless,
• 25:33
  very bold, And yeah, I mean she does good work. But
• 25:36
  at the same time, I think she might be as good as the material
• 25:38
  that she's given, because I mean, I don't think anyone could do as
• 25:41
  good at a good job in Star Wars Queen, and she's It's crazy to
• 25:45
  think that Natalie Portman and you McGregor and Liam Neeson were in Phantom Menace.
• 25:49
  Oh God, that's an all star fucking cast. And then you've got Samuel
• 25:52
  L. Jackson, yes, of Lee, and you know a whole bunch
• 25:56
  of other good actors in them as well. You think, like the original
• 25:57
  ones, Harrison Ford wasn't a household DAMI you and the first time I came
• 26:00
  out so like these were all newcomers, right, absolutely, but like George
• 26:03
  just went bang as a kid I didn't appreciate. But you look back then
• 26:04
  and you're like, holy shit, what it. Yeah, you've got some
• 26:07
  bangers for this there, and they couldn't even turn this shit into gold,
• 26:11
  you know. So, but it's funny. I mean, she's For a
• 26:17
  while I was like, is this voice this is sort of familiar? Tell
• 26:21
  you can tell sometimes when you're watch any character this is somebody, Yes,
• 26:25
  but it's like, okay, have they got yeah, not that this Sarah
• 26:29
  Gilbert, but it's like, oh, they got Sarah Gilbert, or they
• 26:32
  got more like an A lister And yeah, seeing the ends, like oh
• 26:34
  that's Natalie Portman. That's interesting. The best thing as too, is you
• 26:37
  couldn't tell who it was either. They're the best performances. Yeah. So
• 26:41
  what I was sort of alluding to at the start was it was the kind
• 26:45
  of voice performance you get from an actual actor yep, as opposed to someone
• 26:52
  who's cast for their name. I mean, Natalie Portman's a name, of
• 26:55
  course, but she's also okay, well I'm going to try and give an
• 26:57
  actual acting performance here. And the fact that well, I mean, some
• 27:02
  people may have gone, hey, that's Natalie Portman from the from the get
• 27:03
  go. It took me to the end credits, go oh that's Natalie Portman,
• 27:07
  like, okay, good for you, because I just thought, okay,
• 27:11
  this is Darcy. It's someone I recognized, but who I'm more interested
• 27:15
  in the character. I just thought she did a Darcy character, was charming,
• 27:18
  like we also a bit of a badass as well. Oh yeah,
• 27:22
  well knocked up at fifteen. Yeah, yeah, she's not a good girl,
• 27:26
  but she also seems like she's got a good heart. Oh yeah,
• 27:30
  she doesn't seem like a monster. And that and one can she wanted to
• 27:33
  get into a car because he got stereo music. Like, she's clearly a
• 27:36
  bit of a bad girl. You can see the three girls are looking at
• 27:40
  each other. Yeah, okay, I'll get it. I mean I must
• 27:45
  have meant. I was surprised at the amount of making out between How was
• 27:48
  Bart ten? He's ten? Yeah, and that also felt a little bit
• 27:52
  off Brands. I was just like, if you willing to sort of put
• 27:52
  aside the fact that Lisa's doing this and Bart as a ten year old is
• 27:56
  sort of in a storyline with like pregnancy and things like that. To get
• 28:00
  all of that. It's I enjoyed it. I can't understands how some people
• 28:03
  will watch this and go, that's ridiculous. He's ten. How could she
• 28:06
  ever think that he's anything older than ten? A ten year old looks like
• 28:08
  a ten year old? Correct, and you can pull all the Benjamin button.
• 28:11
  Yeah, sort of disease. I think fifteen is like too old to
• 28:15
  four for that excuse. Oh yes, absolutely. Yeah. I did like
• 28:19
  the setup though, of him getting his own license, because the thing is
• 28:22
  she's like, well, he does have his own license. Yeah, how
• 28:26
  does she think he was sixteen to drive? Sixteen? Yeah? So she
• 28:30
  thought he years older? Yeah, I guess she must thought he was at
• 28:33
  least sixteen. Yeah. Yeah. I did like the setup of him,
• 28:37
  at least, as silly as it may have been, at least it explained
• 28:40
  why he had a license. It was a very long setup. It was
• 28:42
  very prolonged and drawn out setup, and I must admit at the very start,
• 28:48
  when you know, it's like how does this fire start? Okay,
• 28:49
  it starts with a fire. At the what are they want to call him?
• 28:52
  Sperlunka's Sprung's Sparkler, Sparkler, Yeah, at the Sparkler property, at
• 29:00
  the farm. Yeah, this is like, this is going on a bit.
• 29:04
  I don't know. Oh, okay, you've got to do it so
• 29:07
  you can have the fire that nearly burns down the town and then oh then
• 29:11
  okay, and now Bart's a hero and he can have anything he wants.
• 29:12
  Now he's a license. Okay. Took a while, it did. Yeah,
• 29:17
  it's kind of like the testing, like just that took a while to
• 29:21
  get to that moment as well. But yeah, sometimes the long drawn up
• 29:22
  ones aren't too bad. This one not a lot happened though. We had
• 29:26
  We had the long sequence of the chicken starting the fire and things like that,
• 29:30
  and it's just like, what's all this about? Yeah it didn't.
• 29:33
  It's just like, ah, so you just killing time. Really. I
• 29:37
  mean, what I did like about the episode was a couple I did want
• 29:38
  to point it, particularly like that scene. There wasn't the scene itself,
• 29:41
  but it was a couple of moments where we had good the music in it.
• 29:45
  So we had like the tune that's like Golden near symptons. Just have
• 29:49
  that all the time. Yeah, well that's old looney tune. Yes,
• 29:52
  Oh, you looked it up. What it was something like that. Yeah,
• 29:56
  but we also had the sequence music when he's sticking of things he could
• 30:00
  get because he said it was like, what did they use that for?
• 30:07
  It's it's just various, like when people are thinking of happy things they could
• 30:10
  do. Yes, but I just took me back to like the Golden Year
• 30:12
  of the Simptons because I haven't heard those tunes for a while. With the
• 30:15
  last time we had that first bit of music there was when Homer had the
• 30:18
  duck in the swimming that the rope duck, but that went through the Yeah,
• 30:23
  so I like that element. But yeah, I'm just watching this going.
• 30:26
  So that was a whole lot of nothing, that's true. There were
• 30:30
  look, not prolonged sequences here that or a whole lot of nothing, but
• 30:33
  there were bits in this is like you're stretching padding in a bit. Yeah,
• 30:37
  yeah, this is full of padding considering your two stories going very much
• 30:40
  so. Yeah, but I did. I said this to you off the
• 30:42
  air. I related so much to Bart now understanding what it's like to have
• 30:47
  to be the driver, like Homer being the kid because his whole life Homers
• 30:51
  or Marge in particular, has given him around. Now it's the other way
• 30:53
  around. He realizes this an't fun. So I was driving the kids to
• 30:56
  school today. I'm just like, so, I've got to get yourself,
• 31:00
  get your dressed, get you fed, get your teeth brushed, get you
• 31:03
  in the car, get him to kinder, get hurt the daycare, then
• 31:06
  get back Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. And the whole time that it's like,
• 31:08
  I don't want to do something. Do you think I want to do?
• 31:14
  We can all be at home on the couch, bron the TV.
• 31:15
  Like you're laying there. I'm changing, I'm wipping shit off your eyes and
• 31:19
  you're going, yeah, well you're not doing anything. You just sat down
• 31:22
  and took a ship, and now I'm cleaning it for you. You're getting
• 31:25
  white. You're like a little Roman emperor. Oh yeah, I mean,
• 31:30
  I'm sure I've said plenty of times, just particularly as I get older.
• 31:33
  You know, you look back and you're like, oh my god, my
• 31:37
  folks did so much stuff for me. Mean, I don't have driving around
• 31:41
  to the extent that you are. But I mean I've done it. I've
• 31:45
  done it enough times with lose kids. I've done it maybe five I've done
• 31:52
  it enough adults now enough times to sort of recognize like, oh my god,
• 31:56
  if I had to do this all the time, yeah, i'd go
• 32:01
  and say I'd be a bit snappy, and I'll be but yeah, I
• 32:05
  was thinking about my mum sort of like, can you drag me into tensh
• 32:07
  we can go exchinge some comic books. It's chemic book Steward Margaret Mary is
• 32:13
  probably you were not to my side? Why did you take better carry your
• 32:16
  teeth? Nowhere? Have we got a bar? Consider I reading comic books?
• 32:21
  Fuck you? Ah man. The other thing I thought they could have
• 32:24
  improved a lot in this episode was the North haver book aspects. Right,
• 32:28
  so they're finally going to north Have we so much about this town? We've
• 32:30
  never seen it fleshed out like this before, right? Yeah? I mean
• 32:35
  they got a monorail at North Haverbrook, didn't they? Well, no Monrolhi
• 32:38
  and there never was, so so that's that's so basically Lyl only sold them
• 32:43
  one and they're fucked up obviously. And at the end of the March versus
• 32:45
  the monail episode is like North Haverbook, where do I know that? And
• 32:49
  they're there with their pitchforks. Oh okay, that's North Haverbook. So obviously
• 32:52
  the town got screwed over because of that and they lost a lot of money.
• 32:54
  That the pyramid scheme was I wasn't the one in Geelong. We we
• 32:59
  lost all our money. Oh yeah, that was literally a pyramid because it
• 33:01
  was a cor pi. Yeah, what was it called the pyramid building side?
• 33:06
  It was a pyramid. Yeah, oh my god. In hindsight,
• 33:10
  wait a minute, one question surveys. It's run by a gentleman named mister
• 33:19
  Ponsi basically, but it seems that Northavybook's got to ship together and it's back
• 33:24
  on the right. It sounds like a cool joint. It would have been
• 33:27
  nice, though, to have some sort of reference to Aila La Lanley as
• 33:30
  a call back to Phil Hartman or one around. Yeah, it's been a
• 33:34
  while since I've seen American graffiti, but I was thinking the whole bit where
• 33:37
  Bart sort of driving around the town square and it's like Rock around the Clock
• 33:40
  is playing playing. It's meant to be like an American graffiti shadow or something
• 33:44
  like that, or a happy Days kind of thing, because I mean,
• 33:46
  the town look the other vibe that I was kind of like back to the
• 33:50
  future, you know, and is it Hill Valley the town and that's exactly
• 33:53
  the square, the same place where they filmed Gremlins, right, Yeah,
• 33:58
  it's just got that whole American small town. It's a perfect son. Yeah,
• 34:04
  on a sad day night in your car and yeah, that's the biber
• 34:07
  gout and it's like, well, this seems like a nice place to hang
• 34:08
  out, like a place living in the fifties to yeah, you meet a
• 34:12
  nice gal. Yeah yeah, yeah, you got knocked up by a Norwegian
• 34:15
  steam student. My favorite. All right, what were your favorite moments in
• 34:21
  the episode? Gosh, we might have already gone through. I did.
• 34:23
  I did a few more than usual. Actually, okay, I did.
• 34:27
  One thing I did like was when after Bart has inadvertently put out the fire
• 34:35
  from Let's Get a Wasted. I thought you like that? Yeah, I
• 34:38
  thought that was pretty fie. I like, she's like, I'm pregnant,
• 34:42
  Bart's gone, He's in the car, looks up seas she's looking at him,
• 34:46
  keeps trying to get away. It's just that disappeared, like Bart's ten
• 34:51
  and he still knows to get the fuck out. Absolutely. I think Natalie
• 34:54
  Portman's performance in general is probably one of my favorite bits. Yeah, it
• 34:57
  was just also not overdoing it. But yeah, she found some just interesting
• 35:04
  interesting notes to play in. Yeah, what could be a fairly run.
• 35:07
  The milk character did a good job. I like mister Teeny trying to get
• 35:10
  away from Krusty with where you going silly. As silly as it is,
• 35:16
  I can envision this being in like season six or season five of The Simpsons
• 35:21
  when Homer is teaching by how to drive and he has road rage and turns
• 35:22
  out to be Marge. That's just classic Simpsons to me, just Marge.
• 35:28
  I also liked the this was odd, I know, but the gas station
• 35:35
  to go to the gas station to reflat these tires, but that actually fleetes
• 35:37
  volleyballs froment to the prison for chaos and confusion. I'm like, that just
• 35:42
  seems bizarre, but also I would like to see it. I want to
• 35:45
  see what would happen if you threw volleyballs into a prison. Wouldn't be chaos
• 35:49
  and confusion? Do you think she would? What would happen? They'd be
• 35:51
  like what the fuck? Imagine? So like what Like, I'm just like,
• 35:55
  I don't know why that I find that funny, but that that vision,
• 35:59
  I'm like, I want to see that happen. It feels very much
• 36:01
  like an end of the day of not end of the week gag and the
• 36:05
  writers. It's like he's got to say something of like those okay, no
• 36:08
  bad ideas, throw what you got. And someone says something about instead of
• 36:13
  fleeting, tasting, fleet both walls and throw them over the wall. Bad
• 36:15
  idea. Let's use it anyway. That's It's the four fifty four PM on
• 36:22
  Friday and Bill Likely's got to go get a mega ribone. Bill is long
• 36:27
  gone, but I was thinking about Bill in this way because I was following
• 36:32
  Bill on Twitter and someone mentioned, Hey, Australia is bringing back that meg
• 36:36
  rib and I'm like, oh, guys, gonna go check that shit.
• 36:39
  It's funny whenever they say it was in Australia bringing back something that everyone's always
• 36:44
  asking for. Once it's always a big rib. I'd never have to open
• 36:45
  up like, that's the mc ribb again, isn't it? Well? I
• 36:49
  had one last night. It was pretty taste, pretty tasty, Okay,
• 36:52
  do you reckon? The Simpsons popularized it with the Butch. Could well be
• 36:55
  because it was obviously out before the episode the simpisons. But I feel like
• 36:59
  everyone when I think of the meatrib, I think at the route wich.
• 37:01
  Yeah, and I also enjoyed because I know it's kind of like obnoxious Homer,
• 37:07
  but it's not because we've all been in this situation where we've put a
• 37:09
  stepped in it. When he's talking about getting knocked up before you married anings,
• 37:14
  he just kept going and going like it just a war. Next question,
• 37:20
  you there eating the beast. All right, trivia, mister Davis.
• 37:22
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  keeps the lights on? They do? They do? We need to sing
• 38:22
  the song plays the theme? Maybe just play the clip please rather than subject
• 38:28
  people to our singing. All right, My first question for you is what
• 38:30
  book was Margine reading at at the very beginning? I was going to be
• 38:35
  nagging your way to ecstasy. When Bart is thinking about the wishes that he
• 38:43
  could have fulfilled, his face is on what currency? Five dollar bill?
• 38:47
  He's on the five dollar bill? What are Bart's final words? He says
• 38:52
  that while he's driving at list sucks. Yes, John squawking Bear reports which
• 39:00
  newspaper I've got it? It starts with Chip doesn't it? But what does
• 39:05
  the Chippewa bugle? I did like squeak screaming editor, But it's just a
• 39:08
  joke. I can't. I can't fun what after? What's coming up?
• 39:15
  After Lisa's speech at the it's like ten am Lisa, It's it's the eternal
• 39:22
  debate about wigwam versus TP. The debate continues to explain with what they are
• 39:30
  or they're tense. Yeah, well one of them is made out of like
• 39:32
  bark and ship. It's more like an igloo looking thing. The other one's
• 39:36
  a TP. We know what a TP? That's true? Yeah, I
• 39:37
  mean I remember when I the first time I went to when see a therapist,
• 39:43
  I said, I can't have this recurring dream that I'm sometimes and I'm
• 39:47
  a wig warm and sometimes and I'm a TP. And said you're two tents.
• 39:54
  Said Bobby tell you that one dad loved a dad joke. I was
• 40:02
  trying to pull that off. Funny man, I was trying to pull that
• 40:06
  off. Alah Jerry in the most Fish episode, Yeah, White Fisher,
• 40:12
  thin fish. See we just reviewed the watch? Was it? The watch?
• 40:16
  Was the watch of the wallet? Did the start with the wallet?
• 40:19
  And yeah? Six episodes into season four of Seinfelders. You want to hear
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• 40:27
  Indeed, you'll hear more dad jokes like that, Yes, is it margin?
• 40:31
  Yes, we've got one left and you've got one left, one or
• 40:34
  two whatever? You Well, let's see the two hundred dollars worth of Colorado
• 40:38
  bubble gum is named what or the brand? Yes? Oh, no,
• 40:42
  idea? What was it? It was called Rocky Mountain chew okay. In
• 40:45
  the same scene is where this question comes from? What did Bart and Darcy
• 40:47
  bay in Utah? Where they realized it from Utah? Oh? Damn,
• 40:53
  oh no, I forgot dingleberries, Dinger. Let me have a look through
• 41:00
  my loost. I have no more questions for you, all right, So
• 41:01
  let's get into a review of the episode A Little Big Girl originally aired February
• 41:07
  eleventh, two thousand and seven. It was written by Don Payne and directed
• 41:10
  by Raymond s Percy. The chopboard actually happens during the episode when he says,
• 41:15
  so long, Stuckers when he's got his car. We've got one of
• 41:17
  those new intros as well, except he was in the car this time.
• 41:20
  How do you like them when they do that? And the couch gig is
• 41:22
  the Simpsons are stand up paper dolls in their underwear. A pair of hands
• 41:25
  puts clothes on them, after which they smile and sit on the couch.
• 41:29
  So there as a kicks off with just everyone chilling at home and I've just
• 41:30
  got here. I love these moments when it's just like everyone's just not interacting,
• 41:37
  but they're all at peace. Yes, quiet like when you got two
• 41:40
  kids around the house. Sometimes like Holly be drawing, Elliott be playing with
• 41:44
  a playdo or whatever. We're gonna use it instead of women beat Elliott,
• 41:51
  you know, be playing with a playdo or whatever with his toys and his
• 41:52
  room or whatever. Nicholas is sitting there on her phone. I'm just sitting
• 41:55
  there going a moment of peace. Yeah, it's like there, give me
• 41:59
  a lift. It's gonnat nuggets. But yeah, I just like to sit
• 42:04
  hear my notes. I just love it when everyone's just relaxing. At least
• 42:06
  it says tomorrow is multicultural day at school. Now Homers is here. Now
• 42:09
  what do they want? So at the start is a bit of a joke.
• 42:13
  He's representing there pretty much the people who still use the bridginy. Well,
• 42:16
  yeah, there's that mentality of I've already got a voice. Yeah,
• 42:21
  what do they want? It's just like, can you just go away please?
• 42:25
  But she says that we've got a boring family history. There's nothing there.
• 42:29
  Grandpa rocks up for one little scene here, basically saying the families as
• 42:31
  boring as a cup of water that a cup of water and the land flavors
• 42:36
  with the cup of water that you put the used scoops in, and closes
• 42:39
  that with Grandpa out, which is the most two thousand things to wherever?
• 42:43
  Two thousand? Yeah, and how we was it march saying, oh Grandpa,
• 42:45
  weishl take more photos of him whilst we still can. Camera's broken.
• 42:49
  I was like again with the we hate Grandpa games. Yeah, the difference
• 42:53
  between being like just mean and just haha grandpa. Yeah, I mean,
• 42:59
  I was thinking about this the other day after we you know, we recently
• 43:01
  talked about how just Grandpa is becoming the pointless. Now, Yeah, I
• 43:06
  think about probably my favorite Grandpa related line, and it's early on, but
• 43:13
  it's like, why are you inviting me? Does my face remind you of
• 43:16
  the grim specter of death? Home goes yeah, but there's more, which
• 43:24
  is just one of the best comebacks of all time. I just oh,
• 43:29
  I love that so much. And it's like if you've in a situation where
• 43:32
  you're like, oh god, my parents are going yeah, I love them,
• 43:36
  but kind of a burden or oh man really yeah, just that really
• 43:39
  sums up. Yeah, but there's more. I just thought there was no
• 43:44
  coming back from a million dollar aby with Grandpa where the family didn't even know
• 43:46
  that he'd attempt to commit suicide. Yeah. No, it's kind of a
• 43:51
  mess at the stage with Grandpa. I mean, you got to be I
• 43:52
  don't know how we're gonna pull out of this tail spin, but you know,
• 43:54
  we got many episodes to find out. I wonder if if they had
• 43:57
  have like killed off Grandpa in the teens, I'll just say he had a
• 44:00
  diet, a million dollar age. We didn't get that bullshitting, that bullshit
• 44:04
  bullfighting scene at the end, which made no sense. He's just all of
• 44:07
  a sudden rejuvenative of life and wants to do bullfighting. I wonder if it
• 44:09
  would have meant something. Yeah, I mean, well, that leads us
• 44:13
  into a hole, because I feel like since then, there's just been nothing
• 44:15
  with Grandpa. It's just oh, he walks in, they say how much
• 44:16
  they hate him, and he leaves. Yeah, I mean I think they
• 44:20
  want to keep that card up this sleep. Yeah, it's always there's always
• 44:24
  the possibility of, like, we've got a really interesting story to tell about,
• 44:28
  you know, the generation gap, or you know, dealing with aging
• 44:31
  parents, or you know what it's like to be old in a society that
• 44:34
  sort of revers the young. And Grandpa is a good way to do that.
• 44:37
  But you know, to sort of keep reminding you that he exists,
• 44:39
  you're going to have to have dumbas gags like this every once in a while.
• 44:44
  It's unfortunate. But they even need him though in this scene. In
• 44:46
  this scene, no, no, no, no, I mean I think
• 44:50
  they were very happy with the line about you know, thirty one flight ice
• 44:53
  cream. Yeah, I think that's it. That's the only you could just
• 44:55
  end it after he's finished speaking. Don't have to say Grandpa out, just
• 44:59
  move on. No, but Grandpa are out. It's like, yeah,
• 45:00
  what's the point of this. Yeah, I mean he would never say,
• 45:04
  it's not the way he would speak. No. No, the one thing
• 45:07
  we know about Grandpa, and it's like you know he's not with it anymore,
• 45:08
  and it'll happen to you. So Lisa's now working at night, and
• 45:13
  Bart walks in and makes the as he says, Indian woman and the Lakeland
• 45:16
  Box show her boobs. Lisa then says Native American straft that, so I've
• 45:21
  just got my notes, like I said, Native American and Indians, sort
• 45:22
  of showing the two differences there. She realizes that a noble heritage is anyone
• 45:27
  is something that anyone can claim, So she gets the idea to make up
• 45:30
  history just like I don't know, boy was like, does it it feels
• 45:35
  out of character in a number of ways. I mean it feels like she
• 45:37
  said she mentions cultural appropriation or appropriating another race or something like that, Yeah,
• 45:44
  which also seems out of character. And then just the whole moral aspect
• 45:49
  of it. Yeah, first of all the cheating and then yeah, the
• 45:51
  misrepresentation. Yeah, it's it does seem so out of character and so off
• 45:54
  brand, as we said, but again, like I said, having evil
• 46:00
  Lisa sort of talker into it for the reasons that Lisa would do something like
• 46:05
  this is a part of you that's just like it's almost like you're telling yourself
• 46:08
  because you know it's wrong, but you're like, I have to justify it
• 46:12
  somehow. Yeah, it wasn't me, it was me. They told me
• 46:14
  to do it. My great great great great great grandmother was a Native American.
• 46:22
  She was a member of the Hitachi tribe. And what was a close
• 46:34
  branded hatachi. Oh, well, there's is there hibachi? But that's it?
• 46:39
  Yeah, but I don't think that's actually there is a thing called hibachi.
• 46:43
  I know that about you. I think that's Japanese cooking hibachi grill.
• 46:47
  Maybe it's meant to be hibachi could yeah, because the microwave. But as
• 46:51
  you were saying, though, yeah, is it wrong to appropriate culture of
• 46:52
  long suffering people? As she sees the reflection, who tells her to do
• 46:55
  it? Wait? Is it wrong for me to appropriate the culture of a
• 47:00
  long suffering people? I'll tell you what's wrong. You getting a C on
• 47:05
  this project and winding up? But at third rate college, Lisa, the
• 47:07
  world needs you to go to Wellesley. You're right, I just need to
• 47:12
  sign traditional garb. I did like that the kitchen curtains finally got a use
• 47:16
  because I've benevers ince the beginning of the show. The corn curtains, Yeah,
• 47:21
  that's true. This just in from Google. I Touch You is actually
• 47:24
  a brand. Oh shit, I Touched You Australia offers a wide range of
• 47:31
  products and services in the region, including, but not restricted to, construction
• 47:36
  machines and commercial vehicles and home appliances. Oh well, there you go.
• 47:38
  I had no ideas I wanted, no one else thought about. Realized that
• 47:40
  she was doing the wrong thing because normally they do off brand stuff. And
• 47:44
  the Simpsons, yeah, exactly, think he's a real thing. They'd be
• 47:45
  like, usually it's Sawny. Yeah, panaphonic. I'm team Sawney, your
• 47:51
  team panaforn. She gives her a talk at school and she says, don't
• 47:57
  research my history, being insult to research my tribes history. She has chosen
• 48:00
  to represent the school at the multicultural event. That's some sort of some event.
• 48:05
  Ye, well, of course we saw Nelson as a as a traditional
• 48:09
  German. Yeah, cultural incentive by having I think it's a jimbo with the
• 48:15
  plate in his lip. It was Dolph, Yeah, it was Dolph.
• 48:17
  Yeah, with the I think some of your Brazilian indigenous tribes, maybe African.
• 48:22
  I think a lot of places put plates in the lot. Looks painful.
• 48:25
  It looks painful as fuck. But you also saw Ralph in basically a
• 48:30
  dog outfit. He had like a little black nose and it looked like dog
• 48:36
  ears. Yeah, oh Ralph, speaking of where was I the other day?
• 48:40
  Ah? No, it was when we were in Melbourne, right,
• 48:43
  we're seeing the friends Experienced, Nicko and I. It was like a whole
• 48:45
  group of fairies walking down the street. Oh my gosh, that was fucking
• 48:49
  weird. They just walking down the street or making animal sounds to each other.
• 48:52
  It was like the grebous as it's Nikoler just walk around. These people
• 48:57
  don't don't acknowledge it because they would come over here. They'll start home your
• 49:00
  leg. Yeah, so she starts. We sort of walking around and all
• 49:01
  just going just making an animal sounds. I was like, what the fuck
• 49:07
  is going on? Nicholas, Like what I was? What they call themselves
• 49:12
  fairies? She's like, whoa, look, whatever gets you through the night.
• 49:16
  Just because you mentioned his dog costumes reminded me of these fairies. Yeah,
• 49:20
  whatever gets is through the night, but you know, maybe keep it
• 49:22
  behind closed doors. A good friend of ours and where we used to work.
• 49:25
  Do you heard his fairy story? Oh? Yeah, so a friend
• 49:30
  of ours went to a convention at Super and Over and saw someone in his
• 49:32
  big fairy suit and I was like, oh, that's cool, and he's
• 49:35
  like, give me a hug. He cuddled them, and the person cut
• 49:37
  him and went in his ear. He thought he was just cuddling someone in
• 49:44
  a funny wookie suit. No, it was a fairy who enjoyed enjoyed the
• 49:47
  contact. Someone took a screen gab screen grab of Willem Dafoe in the First
• 49:57
  Spider Man movie where he's talking to his son in the back of the limits.
• 50:00
  Never be ashamed of who you are, and they've blocked out the never.
• 50:05
  I use that all the time. Be ashamed of who you are to
• 50:09
  yourself. Well, yeah, certainly not to Furries. But cletus here he's
• 50:15
  he's sung of the c minus so he's going to make some rum But Brandon's
• 50:17
  joining Rats in the bath and just get this is basically just to set up
• 50:21
  the fire. Yes, that's a weird little sequence. Just watch the episode
• 50:22
  if you want to see. It's not much to talk about, but during
• 50:25
  it the fires going into Springfield, we get very on the nose gay joke
• 50:30
  with Smithers. Now, this is a difference between the Smithers is Gay joke
• 50:31
  in season eighteen and Smithers is Gay joking season three. Yes, the difference
• 50:37
  between this saying I'm flaming and Burns looking like Jack Benny at the camera going
• 50:40
  yeah, oh my where in season three it was I believe women and seamen
• 50:45
  don't mix it. We all know what you think. Big difference, Yes,
• 50:47
  indeed, I mean being aware of the joke, even if it's a
• 50:52
  cheap joke, is not necessarily excusing the use of a cheap joke. Smithers,
• 50:57
  Sorry, Burns. The whole joke was that he didn't know that this
• 51:00
  was gay, Like he sort of was, like, we felt a little
• 51:02
  odd about it, like that's a bit weird, but like he never actually
• 51:05
  knew that he was gay or openly admitted that he knew he was gay.
• 51:08
  He looked at the camera like this. It's just like you're having him admit
• 51:12
  to the people at home that he knows he's games. It's like, I
• 51:15
  don't know. It didn't work for me. It felt like something that you'd
• 51:16
  they've slapped together to throw in the commercial teaser. Yeah, but I don't
• 51:22
  know a fourth wall breaking actually works in the Simpsons I'm not huge on it.
• 51:25
  Nah, Yeah, I don't mind the gags for example, where they
• 51:30
  say, you know, cartoons don't need to make sense, and you have
• 51:32
  Homer walking past the window when he's that's yeah, that's a different kind of
• 51:35
  fourth wall backing game. But when they're acknowledging the audience at home, I'm
• 51:37
  just like, I don't know. It never It's never really worked for me
• 51:39
  either. Yeah, it feels more like a dumb ass Saturday Night Live thing
• 51:44
  or like a like a cheap variety show gag. God, will he that
• 51:49
  fire is headed right for the tether ball pole? Put it out? I
• 51:52
  cannot. All the extinguishers are gone. Then I'm afraid these wet ones will
• 51:59
  have to do the jar. God these a prayer than Charles Gruden quip.
• 52:06
  Yeah, Charles Croden reference here, think about this the other So for some
• 52:10
  reason it came up my algorithm, like a ten minute clip of Charles Groden
• 52:15
  when he was on like the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. And I'm sorry
• 52:20
  throwing out of these names that are fresher than tomorrow. But Croden was a
• 52:22
  regular on the Tonight Show because he just everyone was like afraid of Johnny Carsoners,
• 52:27
  who like one of the most powerful people in show, Butson cart and
• 52:30
  Groden just was so dry and so committed to the bit that he was basically
• 52:35
  insulting Johnny to his face, like do you enjoy what you do? You
• 52:37
  know? Do you do you like talking about this stuff with me? I
• 52:40
  don't like talking about do you? And Carson's trying to sort of like keep
• 52:45
  up with him, keep up with him essentially. I mean, it was
• 52:46
  like watching too fucking Samurai go at it. It seems like when Robin Williams
• 52:52
  used to go on who is the talk Ferguson, Craig Ferguson, whatever?
• 52:57
  Those two are on the talk show together. Unbelievable. It's just two mate,
• 53:00
  just riffing. There's nothing but there's nothing better than that when you know
• 53:04
  two people are sort of they know about each other. Yeah, they've got
• 53:07
  respect and they know that they've got a bit to work with. But it's
• 53:09
  like, I can't tell a few people actually really dislike each other or you
• 53:15
  know, wait, was this for real? I always say this and sometimes
• 53:17
  I make good on it, But yes, that's something I'll definitely put up
• 53:20
  on the patrons that clip. I'll they always preface it with that, just
• 53:23
  to make sure sometimes I forget, but really trying to put out the fire
• 53:30
  with with some wet ones. The extimulators are all gone. That's always making
• 53:34
  a music wet ones, and turns out button Mill has have taken them all
• 53:37
  to make like this little super GoCart which takes off. Now, did you
• 53:39
  get like Charlie Brown vibes here when he's colored in the stuff? Yeah,
• 53:44
  it looks like I actually didn't I push pause on that moment where millhous to
• 53:46
  just stand there with the phone all over it. It's actually a really beautifully
• 53:50
  it's a nicely put together a little shot. Yeah, yeah, I'm like
• 53:52
  it'd be a nice art piece or something. But the town's now all on
• 53:55
  fire. Were Kevin's kindling, Mark's methane mard and just match heads now a
• 54:00
  joke here again, another two characters that they can't seem to work out what
• 54:04
  they're doing with anymore. Lenny and Karl. Right, yeah, so Lenny
• 54:06
  and Carl say, our mum works in them, Like what do you mean
• 54:10
  your mum? Do you have the same mum? Now? What again?
• 54:15
  Yeah, it's it's like the like the mister burns gag where he sort of
• 54:17
  turning the camera. It's like, yeah, we know you're all talking about,
• 54:21
  Oh, Smithers is probably gay. Smithers is gay. We know you're
• 54:27
  all at home saying, what's the what's the deal with Lenny and Carl?
• 54:30
  You know, God, they're so close and you know, what's the deal
• 54:31
  with them? And like, okay, we're going to acknowledge that you're not
• 54:37
  huge on it. I'm not huge on mal So Bart says the day puts
• 54:45
  out the fire by accident, doesn't realize what he's doing. It's just he
• 54:47
  was oblivious to the fire in the first place. Beside Joe Mouse says he's
• 54:51
  a hero. Let's go some hoisting. So everyone's happy about it. You
• 54:52
  saved the town. Mayor says he can have anything that he wants, and
• 54:55
  he thinks about when he can have printed money or have his face printed on
• 54:59
  money he can have of was it just like vending machines to bloodstream something like
• 55:04
  that? Was it slushy slushy slopy to his bloodshare or whatever? And then
• 55:08
  kiss Bart's ass day. Basically Harry Potter was in the line. Yeah a
• 55:13
  reference, because we've never heard Bart be anti Harry no. Yeah, I
• 55:16
  mean, well, because it's just funny in two thousand and seven or whatever
• 55:20
  to make fun of Harry Potter very much. Yeah, maybe, Yeah,
• 55:22
  I want a license? Do you kill? No to drive? Shoot yourself?
• 55:29
  Do you wish to be an organ donut? No way, I don't
• 55:31
  want my guts touching some sick guy. You make a good point. Oh
• 55:38
  yeah, I agree. This is a bad time for me to have a
• 55:43
  massive organ failure. Where do you think you're going? Have you again donate
• 55:52
  your organs? Oh? Absolutely, if they're very used to anyone. Yeah,
• 55:54
  how do you set it up just to like apply for something that's just
• 55:58
  on your driver's license? Isn't it? Is it? I think so.
• 56:00
  I didn't know that I was gonna ask because they always seem to be carrying
• 56:04
  around cards in America, but I've never I didn't realize on our driver's license.
• 56:06
  I'm pretty sure it's attached to your driver's life. If you have an
• 56:08
  accent, whatever, they can just take you stuff away. Yeah, because
• 56:10
  I mean that's it. It's your primary form of identification for most people anyway,
• 56:15
  it's a driver's license. And yeah, I remember having to like tick
• 56:20
  a box saying do you want to be an ORGANI and I'm like, yeah,
• 56:22
  why not them? Homer is taken by that for driving lessons of you
• 56:23
  at the roadbate he with Marge, which I actually really enjoyed. Oh,
• 56:29
  I can't believe this day is already here, me taking you for your first
• 56:34
  driving legends at your cut it off posy Marshall Tucker idiot? Yeah, yeah,
• 56:43
  well is that you for it? Now? Who's Marshall Tucker? Yeah,
• 56:49
  that's a good question. Let's look it up, shall we. Yeah.
• 56:52
  I would to say, based on that name alone, like a country
• 56:53
  singer songwriter, I'm gonna say country singer songwriter as well. The Marshall Tucker
• 56:58
  Band is an American rock band from Spantenberg, South Carolina, noted for incorporating
• 57:02
  blues, country, and jazz. Guys of my kind of sound. Yes,
• 57:08
  take Marshall Tucker and then we get the new intro with Jessica by the
• 57:13
  Allman Brothers playing in the background and basically just Spart driving the car, running
• 57:15
  everybody over. Lisa's giving her speech at the Springfield Multicultural Center. She says
• 57:20
  that her tribe invented women's lacrosse soft luggage and that thing where you're trying to
• 57:23
  walk by, and you sort of walking to the same side, and then
• 57:25
  eventually one person sept the side and you go around. That has seven names
• 57:29
  for that. But she wants to go straight away. She's just like,
• 57:30
  look, I feel bad about this. She sort of she didn't have to
• 57:34
  go along with it this far, but I guess, like I said earlier,
• 57:37
  she's scared of what would happen if she comes clean. But she says
• 57:38
  some of her research wasn't thoroughly fact checked, just like CBS News, as
• 57:42
  Homer points out. Then we get John Squawking Bear from Chippewa, the Chippewa
• 57:45
  chi Bugle, who's never heard of her tribe before. Lisa, Hi,
• 57:51
  my name is John Squawking Bear. I'm a reporter for the Chippewa Bugle.
• 57:54
  Happen to have today's you know what I thought? I knew all the last
• 57:58
  tribes. I've never heard of the attachee Yes, we're among the lastest.
• 58:04
  Where were you centered? Centered? Centered? You know where the four stage
• 58:09
  come together? Well? Quite well, not there, not even close.
• 58:13
  In the name of the Great Turtle, will you answer the question? We
• 58:15
  were south west of North Dakota, Lahoma. Very good, well, I'd
• 58:25
  better get to my office before my boss, screaming editor gets mad. I
• 58:30
  kid, but he's a real jerk. I don't really want the screaming editor
• 58:34
  gain. He's willing to take the mickey out of it as well. Then
• 58:38
  Heimer gives Bot his cell phone twenty of these lifts, and he's ring turned
• 58:42
  his fairly. So yeah, that's been the classical music, Yeah, which
• 58:45
  was one of the early A lot of people had. This says they're being
• 58:47
  turned in the early polyphony case. Hello bird, now listen, I need
• 58:53
  you to go to the gas station, tell them you need to inflate your
• 58:58
  tires, but actually you inflate these volleyballs then throw them over the wall of
• 59:05
  the pridgon to create chaos and confusion. Then he calls drunk from Chinatown,
• 59:10
  not our Chinatown. And then Bart is driving Lisa. Now why is driving
• 59:15
  Lisa around? I don't know, like what, Yeah, where's margin all
• 59:17
  this? Why's Marshall the going? You're now designated to true based on thinking
• 59:24
  about Margaret Mary driving me around for all that times, like oh, I
• 59:27
  can't understand why my mother would say someone else. And then Homer calls from
• 59:31
  the trunk some bad people put him in there apparently. What do you think
• 59:35
  of the putting the phone in the glove box and it's stuck in here?
• 59:37
  A bit silly? Yeah, I wasn't a fan of all that stuff involving
• 59:40
  Homer from from the moment home I gave Bart the phone. I was like,
• 59:45
  everything, but everything Homer is doing here is kind of pissing me off.
• 59:49
  We was just seeing a bit childish, ye, yeah, yeah,
• 59:52
  a lot of it was. It was pretty silly. Yeah. I just
• 59:54
  liked the aspect of the tables being turned. Yeah yeah. But then he
• 1:00:00
  says he's going to lead this town. We get low Rider playing in the
• 1:00:02
  background. He's using late at least his baby pictures, I think to properly,
• 1:00:07
  that's right. Yeah, And he goes through Shelbyville, Ogdenville, then
• 1:00:12
  finally North Haverbrook. Very name conjures romance and intrigue. And they've got the
• 1:00:16
  world's largest moon bounce, ultimate fighting zoo. And I've just watched this and
• 1:00:20
  I'm like, so there are a town of SAPs. I'll sell you the
• 1:00:25
  greatest moon bounce you've ever seen it, the world's largest any time a zoo
• 1:00:30
  that's one's got the old one fighting and he goes to my La Bagan's comic
• 1:00:36
  book shop. If I'm ever in a town and there's a comic book shop
• 1:00:39
  like this, I have to go in. Oh yeah, because you're guarantee
• 1:00:42
  to find one thing that it's just like super rare. What just really slucks,
• 1:00:45
  super cool. He's like, fun, I remember this, you know,
• 1:00:49
  just and what does he find here? The hippie hole from Sippy Hop
• 1:00:51
  from sixty eight. Yeah, you know, sort of saying protest slogans and
• 1:00:54
  ribbon on LBJ and yeah, collectors at them. But then he arrives in
• 1:01:00
  town center like I've just got here. Feels like the place where Gremlin's and
• 1:01:02
  back to the Future man. Yeah, And he chats up the ladies with
• 1:01:06
  some stereo music and Darcy decides to get in. He tells her the spiel
• 1:01:08
  about he said he has a disease that makes him look like an old man,
• 1:01:12
  so he's taken medicine for it, but he took too much, so
• 1:01:14
  she just goes with it. Fifteen is a bit older four for that,
• 1:01:15
  but whatever, listen, at least they're explaining it true and giving it.
• 1:01:20
  Like everything here in this episode is given, even if the even if it's
• 1:01:23
  flimsy, it's still a reef. It's something and we've been askeding for that.
• 1:01:28
  It's like, just give us something to go along with it. We've
• 1:01:30
  been asking for it for so long as like we can't not accept it.
• 1:01:35
  I did like the spin on his catchphrase to unbut Simpson, who the hell
• 1:01:38
  are you? We've all been that situation where I was like, hey,
• 1:01:39
  hey, are going near good things? How are you too bad? How
• 1:01:42
  are you? It's like, oh, I've already else, don't don't respond,
• 1:01:45
  buttend it never happened. Or have you anyone ever asked you for the
• 1:01:50
  time and you've said, yeah, good, thanks, because just human nature
• 1:01:52
  to come out and say yoh yea, I'm good something like that. Yeah,
• 1:01:54
  there's always just the reflex response that oh, wait a minute, inappropriate,
• 1:02:00
  or they say anything else. He's like, yeah, you two.
• 1:02:01
  That's the one that's the response is usually yeah you two to something where it's
• 1:02:07
  like have a good day, Yeah, anything else you want? Yeah you
• 1:02:12
  too? Oh I'm not on the menu. I could be. Then we
• 1:02:20
  get the montage of just them having fun. They've been dinner with a dog
• 1:02:22
  like a lady in the tramp and having them cause the difference between ketchup and
• 1:02:25
  catsup, and I'm just like, ah, this is just silly. It
• 1:02:29
  is We've already had this gag with mister Burns ketchup cats up, which works
• 1:02:31
  a lot better. What is the difference? I have no idea, I
• 1:02:35
  mean neither. Let's look it out. Let's look it up. What's cats
• 1:02:37
  up? What is catsup? Because IM pretty sure we're not ketchup is right.
• 1:02:40
  Well, it's a nice thing, tomat. I saw that you put
• 1:02:43
  on your chips, so I typed catsip and then it just takes me to
• 1:02:46
  ketchup. Okay, maybe there is no difference, and maybe that's the joke.
• 1:02:51
  What is the difference between catsup and ketchup? You can actually call the
• 1:02:52
  substance by either name, as there's no difference between ketchup and cats up.
• 1:02:55
  They're just two different terms for the same thing. Ketchup has been around a
• 1:02:59
  long time. The name probably comes from key chiap or some something written whatever,
• 1:03:05
  which was pickled fish sauce popular in China. So ketchup and catsup are
• 1:03:07
  exactly the same. Okay, so you say tomato, I say tomato.
• 1:03:10
  But that that mister Burns scene is far funny though, it is. But
• 1:03:14
  so he's having a great time here with Darcy. They're getting along like your
• 1:03:15
  house on fire. They go driving to see a horror movie. There's nothing
• 1:03:19
  better to see to driving with the chicken in the horror movie, right,
• 1:03:21
  very true. They hold hands, they embrace, and she realizes that she
• 1:03:25
  really likes him. She gives a kiss, and as the guys getting murdered
• 1:03:30
  in the background, they're given a big speech again. So yeah, nice
• 1:03:31
  little play there. Then we get the kiss in the car with Millhouse looking
• 1:03:35
  on the little thingy whatever they called hang you thingy can hang like a what
• 1:03:39
  is an air press? Smell eaching? Yeah, a calm smelly thing or
• 1:03:43
  even a smelly thing. But let's get married. What why not? We've
• 1:03:51
  made out. It's not right to make out with somebody if you have no
• 1:03:53
  intention of marrying them. I mean, you're not a jerk. RT No,
• 1:03:58
  I'm not. But then it's settled. Oh man, I must be
• 1:04:02
  the first guy who was ever pressured into marriage. So they go to get
• 1:04:06
  married at the where were they when he made the courthouse? When they yes,
• 1:04:11
  and Bart comes clean. He can't go through it kind of like what
• 1:04:13
  least it's about to do? As well, so he comes clean. I
• 1:04:15
  guess the story of this is lying, Yeah, getting caught out and lies
• 1:04:19
  revealing your true identity. Yeah, that lies sort of kind of a George
• 1:04:24
  castandraresqu where he just lets the lie go and go and go to the point,
• 1:04:26
  which is all unravels for him. But here comes clean. She says,
• 1:04:29
  you know, she hasn't been honest with him either. She's pregnant and
• 1:04:31
  just disappears. I just thought that's clarious. We're now at the courthouse still
• 1:04:35
  and Bart says, you know my the father. She says, no,
• 1:04:39
  no, but Bobby kissing he has. At the same time, nowhere even
• 1:04:43
  closed on that. I'm tan and stupid. I thought it was a good
• 1:04:46
  line as well. But she explains that a Norwegian exchange student is the father
• 1:04:50
  of the kid. I'm just like, wow, fast on the Nordic lands.
• 1:04:56
  Yeah, he's pitched off, pissed off back to Norwegia. He has.
• 1:04:59
  Yes, Look, if I'm not the father, then who is a
• 1:05:01
  Norwegian exchange student. He's long gone back to Norwegia. I wanted you to
• 1:05:08
  marry me so my baby would have a dad. I'm very religious that way.
• 1:05:12
  How religious can you believe you're pregnant. Good answer, that she's worried
• 1:05:15
  about what her parents might think. And this is where the worker says,
• 1:05:18
  I probably shouldn't say this, but in Utah the marriage laws are a little
• 1:05:21
  more lenient and you probably could get married in Utah. Is that true?
• 1:05:25
  I don't think so. I'm going to google Utah marriage laws. Let's see
• 1:05:28
  what comes up. It's probably changed now utaj Utah marriage laws because there are
• 1:05:32
  some places in America where cousins can get married. You watch Judge Judy and
• 1:05:36
  cousins are like in a relationship. Must be at least sixteen years old to
• 1:05:41
  be married in Utah. If you are eighteen or older, you do not
• 1:05:43
  need concent of a parent or guardian. If you are sixteen or seventeen,
• 1:05:45
  unique psych consent from a parent, so you can get married at sixteen.
• 1:05:47
  Okay, what are the benefits of getting married in Utah? Do you want
• 1:05:51
  to know this? Please tell me. Legally married couples enjoy a variety of
• 1:05:55
  benefits, including tax breaks, inheritance and survivor rights, spousal society social security
• 1:06:00
  benefits, and spousal privileged rights. Either party in an unmarried couple competition the
• 1:06:03
  court for recognition, and often this occurs at the end of the relationship Utah.
• 1:06:08
  Here I come half the heavy shit. Would you leave your asking and
• 1:06:15
  we'll leave with half. But basically they decide they're going to go to Utah
• 1:06:21
  and they've happily ever after. He has that vision of him, just like
• 1:06:25
  an extreme husband, an extreme father. Then we go to Capital City and
• 1:06:30
  she's now gone to the next conference. It's a national tribal conference. Lisa
• 1:06:32
  spills more bullshit here, but then she eventually comes clean, just like bar
• 1:06:35
  just did. The people of my tribe lived in harmony with the land,
• 1:06:41
  eating mark buffalo steaks made from peaceful turnip roots, haly, environment, dignity,
• 1:06:54
  corn god. Oh, I'm sorry. I can't do this. I
• 1:06:58
  made it all up. There is no hit. Daddy dried. I get
• 1:07:00
  the name from my microwife. Surely you can forgive a little girl who wait
• 1:07:09
  wait, Although she is not one of our people, this young lady has
• 1:07:12
  shown the courage we Native Americans cherish, and who can blame her for wanting
• 1:07:16
  to be one of us? We have a noble heritage and cheek bones to
• 1:07:19
  die for. I'm not Native American either, I just ski a lot.
• 1:07:26
  I'm Japanese. Well, I'm an Aborigine. I'm too bidgets to the castle?
• 1:07:32
  What not you fibbing bear? The bottom guy look like Johnny todt lips?
• 1:07:38
  Did you notice that I didn't? Not? You too? Fibbing Ben
• 1:07:42
  and Homer says that his great great grandmother was an Indian. Probably should have
• 1:07:45
  told you that. Then Darcy needs some strawberries right now. And I was
• 1:07:47
  like, oh, I have been there. Did did Nick have cravings?
• 1:07:54
  Yeah? What was it? She cravings like not weird. She just like
• 1:07:57
  chocolate. And it's just like if she but I she needs it now.
• 1:08:01
  It's like, there's only one time she wroke me up and she was like,
• 1:08:03
  do you want to get me some like go to the shop and not
• 1:08:05
  get me some ice cream? And I was like, oh, it's two
• 1:08:08
  thirty No, She's like go. I was like, yes, ma'am.
• 1:08:14
  That wasn't a question when we go into like the service station to buy ice
• 1:08:20
  cream like two thirty in the morning, because she just needed ice cream.
• 1:08:23
  Okay, never questioned the pregnant woman. Just do whatever, mate. I'm
• 1:08:26
  guarantee you her jobs a lot harder than what you're doing. Oh yeah,
• 1:08:30
  she's growing a human in her body. Yeah. But then Marge finds a
• 1:08:35
  note from Bart and I was like, wait a minute. So he drove
• 1:08:38
  all the way back to Springfield. Let's the note? How that happened?
• 1:08:42
  And then like where her parents from North Favor book? How did they know
• 1:08:45
  who Bart wasn't the address because she didn't know who Bart really was? So
• 1:08:48
  how does she know? Like I thought I'd rather a bit in the end
• 1:08:51
  here, yeah, this sort of I was like, ah, this is
• 1:08:54
  getting a bit. So you were doing so well? Yeah, you know,
• 1:08:57
  you gave us a few flimsy reasons for why things were Okay, we
• 1:09:01
  can trace where the kids are by the charges they made on your card in
• 1:09:05
  Colorado. They charged two hundred dollars worth of bubble gum. Actually that was
• 1:09:11
  me dingles berries in Provo, Utah. Why would I go to Utah?
• 1:09:16
  I love booze, caffeine and monogamy. Then that must be it. Our
• 1:09:23
  daughter says, she's run off with your son. Did you mention she was
• 1:09:26
  knocked up? No? Sorry for the spoiler, but is now only it's
• 1:09:30
  gonna be marrying Dasi right now at the marriage center. Whatever it is in
• 1:09:32
  Utah and Gage I yes, edgy, Yeah, I'm marrying only white person.
• 1:09:39
  What are you gay? But still needs Madge says you can't do it.
• 1:09:43
  You said need to check for the monsters. Well I found someone else
• 1:09:45
  to do it. He's gonna do my third job. And also to Natalie
• 1:09:50
  Portman, she was just great. I love her delivery of left the Batman.
• 1:09:54
  That's right, She's just like cool. I'm surprised it how natural that
• 1:09:59
  line reading walls silly it gets Yeah, I mean that's a pretty hard degree
• 1:10:02
  difficultly to pull that one off. But yeah, I mean it's sort of
• 1:10:05
  seeming very natural. Yeah, Dad laughed about man and turns out home I'm
• 1:10:09
  pregnant as well, and they get to lie about that. The neighbors about
• 1:10:12
  then being twins Button diceon say goodbye is not a very great ending to their
• 1:10:16
  story. I don't think it's kind of slapped together. But we're now Bot's
• 1:10:19
  in bed. You know, I thought Darcy and I would be like a
• 1:10:26
  real married couple. Instead we just ended up fighting all the time. Yeah,
• 1:10:30
  how about it. You know, for a while, I was kind
• 1:10:34
  of looking forward to being a dad son one day. You're going to be
• 1:10:40
  a great further and someday you'll be one too. Thanks boy, Hey for
• 1:10:47
  old time sake, you want to drive me around when I sing public domain
• 1:10:51
  songs out the window? You got it? Drink Drink Star, I wonder
• 1:10:59
  what you are. But overall, like I mean, this was nowhere near
• 1:11:09
  what Elliot Jay or near Tom it was going to be. I wouldn't go
• 1:11:11
  so far as say the worst of the worst, but I look, there
• 1:11:16
  were there were certainly times when I found my attention. Like if you watched
• 1:11:20
  last week's episode Revenge of the Dish Best Served, what that turned out to
• 1:11:23
  be? Three of them? It's like three short stories, like those those
• 1:11:26
  ones where it's just like you know, the wettes stories ever told, but
• 1:11:28
  it's all about revenge. Okay, looks like I looked like I picked the
• 1:11:34
  wrong time to go the right time to go overseas. Except two of them
• 1:11:38
  are actually could have been like Halloween stories. It was kind of weird.
• 1:11:40
  One it actually wasn't too bad Revenge of the Dish best said, But this
• 1:11:43
  one here, I mean, I enjoyed it for the most part. Bit
• 1:11:45
  of silliness at least, a story kind of hard to buy into, but
• 1:11:47
  I enjoyed. Natalie Portman I think her performance sort of like overrode all the
• 1:11:51
  negatives. I would agree with you on that point one percent. What do
• 1:11:56
  we learn, Palmer? What did you learn from the episode, mister Davis
• 1:11:59
  that when it comes to ketchup and cats up zero difference? I learned the
• 1:12:02
  key to a woman's heart is stereo music, not strawberries. Forward, your
• 1:12:09
  names will be all right. It's time for the Guy Davis New Name Championship
• 1:12:13
  here for season eighteen. Now, are we going to start with the new
• 1:12:16
  names for the episode that we've been talking about or the new names for the
• 1:12:19
  episode that I did not talk about? I believe we're going to be talking
• 1:12:23
  about the ones from last week? So let's do new names for revenges A
• 1:12:27
  dish best served three times? Let's do that. Indeed, so the current
• 1:12:30
  leader board as of before last week stay down confuter stands at this In first
• 1:12:34
  position, we have Luke McKay on eleven points, In second position we have
• 1:12:39
  Kyl muldoon and Philip J. Hawks on ten, and in third position we
• 1:12:42
  have Justin Williams on six. Take it away with Davis? Right? Oh
• 1:12:45
  well, new names for revenges A dish best served three times? One point
• 1:12:49
  goes to the Revengers perfect Yeah it fits yep, Kyl muldoon. Oh,
• 1:12:57
  that puts him equal first to Luke McKay on eleven points, but two points
• 1:13:01
  go to then Giant's diagram. Not bad. That is Adam Worehouse for his
• 1:13:09
  first points of this season so far. Two points are Adam Wolhouse Bully Bully
• 1:13:12
  well Don Animalhouse, but three points go to Avenged Threefold, well played Heath
• 1:13:18
  Appleby. That is three points for Heath, which puts him now so he's
• 1:13:23
  now in third position on six points. Because what's happened is Kyl muldoon McKain
• 1:13:26
  now equal first on eleven Philip J. Hawkins is in second position on ten
• 1:13:30
  points, and Heath Appleby and Justin Williams are now equal third on six points.
• 1:13:33
  Oh, I do like those Applebee's. Having said that, I don't
• 1:13:36
  think I've ever heard an Avenged Sevenfold song neither. No, I can imagine
• 1:13:42
  what it probably sounds like, though, I Yeah, I think I like
• 1:13:45
  my chemical romance mixed with like a bit more metal. Yeah, I don't
• 1:13:48
  know to be quite as hard as say, drowning pool. Drowning pool,
• 1:13:53
  let the body say, look at the body did you see, I've got
• 1:14:00
  a meme of Homer say baby on board, but it's like, let the
• 1:14:03
  bodies hit the floor, Let the body hit the floor, Let the body
• 1:14:06
  hit the floor, sting by itself. Oh dear, I just love when
• 1:14:15
  the body hit the floor. Nothing's wrong with me? Wrong with me?
• 1:14:23
  All? Are these guys shut up? I know because it was like the
• 1:14:30
  theme music for in the wrestling for a while when E c W was a
• 1:14:32
  wrestling brand. They came into w W E and that was like there they
• 1:14:35
  were like the hardcore guys, and that was like their theme. I mainly
• 1:14:39
  knew it because it played on the trailers for both Rambo Yes that's right and
• 1:14:44
  Jason X Jason. That's the one I know from Jason next Yeah trailer.
• 1:14:50
  It's a pretty good song, like for what it's meant to be. Absolutely
• 1:14:57
  oh boy. Oh I'm gonna have to go home and play that. Okay,
• 1:15:00
  well, look we've just read out the current state of the leaderboard.
• 1:15:03
  But don't get too comfortable in your positions people, because we're about to do
• 1:15:08
  new names for a little big girl. M M all right, So take
• 1:15:11
  it away, all right. One point goes too where the bart is Oh
• 1:15:16
  he's gone bang bang Adam Wirehouse with one point. So in Amazon three world
• 1:15:18
  done Adam woolla, Yeah, nice one, a little bit of I put
• 1:15:23
  my nerd hand on just quickly. Why did I choose this one? And
• 1:15:26
  why is it relevant to this episode because back in it might have been Actually
• 1:15:30
  the year two thousand, Natalie Portman, guestar on this episode, appeared in
• 1:15:33
  a film called Where the Heart Is, in which he played a pregnant teenager.
• 1:15:39
  Well funny, that isn't it. Who saw that coming? Wow?
• 1:15:42
  Those guys at the Simpsons writing room, they think of everything. But it
• 1:15:45
  then follows five years in the life of Novalle Nation, a pregnant seventeen year
• 1:15:48
  old who was abandoned by her boyfriend Adam Walmut in a small Oklahoma town eager
• 1:15:53
  released in the year two thousand. Well make it up to you in the
• 1:15:57
  year two thousand. Okay, but two points goes too folk Hontas, I
• 1:16:02
  like that. So that's that fo is like fake as in fake? Yeah,
• 1:16:04
  well done. So that's Brian Hughes with two points. That means Brian
• 1:16:11
  is now on four points? What I Brian? Yeah, he's a good
• 1:16:14
  one. Sorry. You might be wondering why I'm doing that boys that they
• 1:16:17
  all know. We've we've hung up. You introduced us all to the the
• 1:16:23
  smoking meme. Eh, but three points goes to maternity. Oh he's back,
• 1:16:31
  Philip J. Hawkins. Ah. With the three points, Blane High
• 1:16:35
  has taken first position away from Luke McKay and Cale ma'll dooon. Oh my
• 1:16:39
  god. So Philip J. Hawkens now on thirteen points, Clever Kyle and
• 1:16:43
  Luke McKay both on eleven and second position. Justin Williams here that will be
• 1:16:46
  still in third on six points. What a race this is turning out to
• 1:16:48
  be Luke McKay sittingy going asshole. Goddamn man. Well, you've got more
• 1:16:56
  episodes to make it up. Yeah there is any episode twelve, isn't it
• 1:16:59
  Episode twelve? Team tend to go. We're only halfway point, yeah,
• 1:17:01
  and the halfway point indeed. All right, So when we part of the
• 1:17:04
  Guy Davis New Name Championship, you just need to we need to do.
• 1:17:08
  I'll be a patron that would help support the show. As they say,
• 1:17:14
  play stupid games, win stupid brazes. That's exactly all right, all right,
• 1:17:16
  thanks guys for obvious Let's get into the mail bag mail bag. Would
• 1:17:24
  you ask for mail bag questions for last week's episode? But since Guy wasn't
• 1:17:27
  here, what we might do is we'll talk about this for South Park as
• 1:17:30
  well. We might go back at some point and re review those with Guy.
• 1:17:32
  Yes, I think we should revenge of the discpecially as well as what
• 1:17:36
  was it the Red Badger game? Holy shit, man, I'll watching this
• 1:17:40
  going man. Guy would love this, unlike only J who did not.
• 1:17:45
  Not that he didn't like it, he didn't like the one was coming up
• 1:17:47
  there, he didn't like that, the mister Hanks one. But I'm just
• 1:17:49
  like I'm watching this going guy. I would appreciate this so much more.
• 1:17:53
  I do respect to earlier Jay. But yes, oh well, we will
• 1:17:56
  do that somewhere down the line. Absolutely. Do you know anything about the
• 1:17:58
  Civil War? No? Not as much as I should. Okay, you
• 1:18:00
  need to hang on. Should I much about this book? I don't think
• 1:18:03
  we need to. It's not our history. I barely know enough about our
• 1:18:08
  history, let alone some other nations. But the history they try to tell
• 1:18:11
  us. Correct, Yes, all right, this one here Andrew JP.
• 1:18:14
  Of course? How bad us is Natalie Portman? She's stunning, a versatile
• 1:18:17
  actor and her two Lonely Island songs are just brilliant. That's not a question,
• 1:18:20
  Andrew this not to make your question. It's a statement, but a
• 1:18:27
  statement we wholly agree with. Here at fourthing a discount with. We're very
• 1:18:30
  pro Natalie Portman at this podcast. I mean he follows it up with saying
• 1:18:34
  she was awesome as lady though too. She's the right mix of beautiful and
• 1:18:36
  slightly terrifying, which I meant as a compliment, the type of strong willed
• 1:18:40
  woman you don't want to mess with. One thing I really dug about,
• 1:18:44
  certainly the First Thaw that she was in. I mean, they're fairly I
• 1:18:47
  think this is they say there's a lot about the Marvel movies. They're kind
• 1:18:50
  of, you know, sexless, they're a bit newted. You don't really
• 1:18:54
  like these a good looking people. They should be getting down. One thing
• 1:18:58
  you really dig about the First Thaw is it Natalie Portman is looking at Chris
• 1:19:00
  has like I just want to climb that man. She's looking at him like
• 1:19:03
  climblack Tree. That is just unbridled lust in her eyes. I'm like,
• 1:19:08
  yeah, I can buy that, and it's good for you, Natalie Bortman
• 1:19:10
  for doing so lawis, when do you look at me like that? I
• 1:19:13
  got your teeth and everything. What money you want? Use my money,
• 1:19:16
  motherfucker, go back and get some hair. Yeah, justin Wagner, I
• 1:19:23
  think of Natalie Portman the same way. But James Dando thinks he's tagged me
• 1:19:26
  off. Of course he thinks of Drew Barrymore. This episode could have been
• 1:19:29
  at zero, but I still love it because of her. Okay, so
• 1:19:31
  that the comments is not a question, just as this mail bank is.
• 1:19:36
  Basically I love Nettie. When I grow up, I'm going to marry her,
• 1:19:42
  and you'd be right to do so. Yes, I believe she is
• 1:19:46
  now single. Folks, so they ship recently split with the husband who cheated
• 1:19:49
  on them with like a twenty six year old ballet dance. I've never understood
• 1:19:53
  the fact that it's like Shania Twain's husband. She's like, are you fucking
• 1:19:56
  mad? Should I fucking Twain? You made that's and Jibulick, what are
• 1:20:00
  you doing? You had Santa Bullick in her prime and the guy that like
• 1:20:04
  cheat on Santa Bulick. It's like you, Yeah, that guy was a
• 1:20:06
  dickhead. Why were you with him anyway? Yeah, the motorcycle guy,
• 1:20:10
  Yeah, Jesse James James, Ah, but I don't watch that Sneid Twain
• 1:20:15
  doc. And I'm like someone cheated on you. It's been discussed. Your
• 1:20:19
  name is Mutt Lang. It's been, it's been, it's been decided that
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  your face is like the perfect human face. You were married to the perfect
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  humans. It's like you never watched the Man. I feel like a woman
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  where she's dancing around in the man's shirts, short skirt with the hat,
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  never really see her and leopard print so hot, sings like a f one
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  of the I mean you're all about the looks. I'm all about the musical
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  talent that is correct. I mean looks as well. But it's like it
• 1:20:44
  was literally scientific provens just like she has the perfect facial structure Twain, but
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  like I love Schnei Twain. I grob on her like she was like huge
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  when I was growing up, but like like a old like country songs like
• 1:20:55
  whose bed have your Boots been under? Stuff like that. I'm like fucking
• 1:20:58
  jam and my kids love it. Now. Holly is always like no Tame,
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  tame Alliot's right into a CDC now, As you were saying, yeah,
• 1:21:06
  what was he lock up your daughter's lock up your wife or whatever,
• 1:21:13
  start singing. You've got jack big balls, all right, Rachel McLean.
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  What would you ask if Geelong owed you for saving the town? Well filling
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  them let me run in, let me run onto the field in the half
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  cat outfit that KFC kid runs off a half cat. What would you ask
• 1:21:40
  if Geelong owed you something for saving the town? Anything in Geelong? So
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  it's gonna be, I guess Geelong related. I mean, but asked for
• 1:21:46
  a license which wasn't really Springfield related. No, no, I mean what
• 1:21:50
  would the key to the city get you in Geelong? I don't know.
• 1:21:54
  Turn the Christmas tree off and on, maybe sort of like hang on the
• 1:22:00
  top of the T ANDG building like King Kong. A picture a statue of
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  you hanging off like King Kong. Yeah, and every hour. It's like,
• 1:22:14
  seriously that I would like the to have first access to chiky chickens,
• 1:22:18
  chicken nuggets and chips whenever I felt like it, A lifetime supply of chiky
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  chicken. If I had an open tab at Sam's Cafe that makes the best
• 1:22:27
  kebabs in town. Yeah, probably yeah. Apparably Big keV or something used
• 1:22:30
  to have a great caravan like back in the day, like in the seventies,
• 1:22:33
  like Kev's Hamburgers or something. It is like used to be like a
• 1:22:36
  carave and it's a parking stuff in like the mal or something. I try
• 1:22:41
  to bring the mood down a little bit. But there was a great burger
• 1:22:44
  shop in Geelong called Kerman's Hamburgers. Is it gone? Well? Yeah,
• 1:22:47
  because there's a really sad story. It had an outlet somewhere else and then
• 1:22:53
  it opened in Geelong like a few years ago. That was that was near
• 1:22:56
  the cinema. Yeah now Row Street, Yeah yeah. Uh. Who ran
• 1:23:00
  it was a guy named Tim and the lovely Luise together after right. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I'd go there when I was working Addy Ship because you mentioned,
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  yeah, fantastic burger, really really nice, great chips, good joint.
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  And the guy who ran it, this guy Tim, was a really
• 1:23:14
  good dude. I spoke to him a couple of times. Just a really
• 1:23:16
  low key guy. But he seemed like the kind of guy who had like
• 1:23:18
  a really rich inner life. I mean, you know, he always wanted
• 1:23:24
  to open up a hambager store. Yeah yeah, but he had like cool
• 1:23:26
  he had cool motorcycles. But he Alvio you'd speak to him, and he
• 1:23:29
  knew stuff about stuff that you wouldn't instead of expect from a guy a man
• 1:23:33
  in the grill. Yeah, Loot knew him from, you know, when
• 1:23:36
  she was working this place where she was trying to get kids work, and
• 1:23:40
  you know, he was always very open to help in the community and all
• 1:23:42
  that kind of stuff. I saw on their Facebook page a couple of weeks
• 1:23:45
  ago that he died unexpected. Ah ship. Yeah, and he was only
• 1:23:47
  like in his in his either late thirties or early forties, was a young
• 1:23:50
  dude. Yeah. Yeah, we're not exactly sure how it happened. Tim
• 1:23:56
  Damn, I forgot this is a cammon. No no, no, no,
• 1:23:59
  no. But but as a result of him passing away, they're closing
• 1:24:02
  the Geelong outlet out of respect. Oh really, which it's not closed yet.
• 1:24:09
  No, I think it has closed now, Okay, Yeah, but
• 1:24:12
  I was always walked past when I was going to the movies of Alliant.
• 1:24:14
  I'm gonna get a burger from that oney because guy always tells me how good
• 1:24:15
  they are. Yeah. So yeah, it's a shout out to Tim.
• 1:24:18
  Shout out to Tim Man. I mean, look, I don't know if
• 1:24:20
  anyone knew him and listens to the show. But if you if you did,
• 1:24:25
  if you do, yeah, props to that man. He was.
• 1:24:28
  He was a good dude, solid guy. Yeah, there we go.
• 1:24:30
  All right, well we'll do one more question then, Yeah, we'll out
• 1:24:33
  here. I hopefully we'll bring the mood up slowly. We have actually,
• 1:24:36
  Holy funck, I scored it. We've got so many questions for this episode.
• 1:24:40
  Are they all like? So it's gone from a guy's burner accounts?
• 1:24:45
  David Mott? Have you ever made something up for a homework or an essay?
• 1:24:47
  I get the feeling I have. I've copy pasted ship like, I've
• 1:24:50
  like done no research in the sense that I haven't really like I've taken someone
• 1:24:54
  else's work and just like changed a few words. I've ever made something up
• 1:24:58
  though for homework. I get the feeling I had, But honestly, I
• 1:25:00
  can't remember exactly what it was. Does that feeling in my head like I
• 1:25:04
  got away with it? Yeah, Glenn Gomez, I've said previously I enjoy
• 1:25:10
  when I have an intro based on the story, eg. Christmas, the
• 1:25:12
  Christmas one in the Overweight? But what do you think of this one in
• 1:25:15
  this episode? It's pretty short this one. Yeah, I mean blink and
• 1:25:16
  you'll miss it. Yeah, but it wasn't too bad fit the story.
• 1:25:19
  Brian Hughes. Have you ever dated an older woman Nicholas twelve Days? Yeah,
• 1:25:25
  I have I in date but again yeah, not necessarily date, but
• 1:25:31
  yep, school teacher no me? Yes? Oh yeah, mal lith life.
• 1:25:42
  Sorry misponouncing your last name. So what's your least favorite episode that has
• 1:25:45
  a guest that you like outside that episode. I'm a big Natalie Portman fan,
• 1:25:48
  but I really disliked this episode. I'd watch a million Codependence Days before
• 1:25:51
  watching this one. I wouldn't, Yeah, because Code Dependence Day made me
• 1:25:58
  actually angry, Like that was Homer putting Marge behind the wheel because he was
• 1:26:00
  drink driving. Correct. Oh gosh, I'm sorry. I'm drawing a blank
• 1:26:04
  on this one. That's a tough question. So you liked you like the
• 1:26:08
  performance, but you didn't like this store. You like the Oh no,
• 1:26:11
  you like the actor, but you don't like the episode the episode that they're
• 1:26:15
  in. Oh man, no one's blanking. Was there a voice in Million
• 1:26:19
  Dollar Abe? Because I remember that was the last one I genuinely hated.
• 1:26:23
  Yeah, I I can't think any Theft of my Head. Harrison McClure,
• 1:26:27
  What was your first car and do you have any first car stories? My
• 1:26:30
  first car was given to me. That's one of those things where I was
• 1:26:32
  just like, it's been given to me, so I have to accept.
• 1:26:34
  It was a Henda Excel and I was like, you know, when you're
• 1:26:38
  eighteen, you're you're full of testosterone, and no, all your mates are
• 1:26:41
  getting all these cars and then we're giving you a car that was from a
• 1:26:44
  relative. And it's like, oh, it's a Hyundai Excel. But it's
• 1:26:47
  like I didn't pay for it, I guess, but man, I beat
• 1:26:49
  the shit out of that thing. Oh. My first car was a clapped
• 1:26:56
  out old Renaut station wagon. It was a very nice shade of sunflower yellow.
• 1:27:00
  Okay. The van was occasionally rocking Talia and liquez Talia Enriquez. Sorry.
• 1:27:09
  Do you think Bart would be that innocent and naive as to to know
• 1:27:12
  how babies are made? Do you think Bart would be that innocent and naive
• 1:27:16
  as to how babies are made? So he would not? Do you think
• 1:27:19
  you wouldn't know? Uh? They kind of pick and choose episode episode,
• 1:27:25
  How what the kids know? They're occasionally very worldly wise and occasionally children.
• 1:27:30
  So yeah, I think I'm going to go I'm going to go with more
• 1:27:34
  innocent or naive. Yeah, I mean I think as ten, you'd like
• 1:27:36
  to think you know everything, you think you've got the world worked out.
• 1:27:40
  Yeah, but you do not not at all all. Right, guys,
• 1:27:43
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  your support. On the four figure Discount Patreon channel. The next episode of
• 1:27:49
  four Figure Discount, we're going to be reviewing Springfield Up, which is an
• 1:27:53
  episode that is a takeoff of the The part is like an oh, the
• 1:27:59
  documentary series. Yeah, because course it's like a doco series called growing Up
• 1:28:01
  Springfield in this so it's like watching the adults when they were kids and then
• 1:28:05
  comparing them to how they are now. Okay, well there's an Yeah,
• 1:28:08
  there was an ongoing series. I don't know if they still make it,
• 1:28:11
  but it started with seven Up. Okay, and every seven years this documentary
• 1:28:14
  film maker, who I believe is no longer with us, would go back
• 1:28:16
  and sort of this kid yeah yeah, I mean Michael apt Yeah yeah yeah,
• 1:28:24
  taking on that. Yeah. Yeah, they were really good documentaries.
• 1:28:29
  Eric Idle returns as decland Desmond. Oh ok okay, oh we'll we look
• 1:28:32
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