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FULL SHOW: Ben and producer Tayla have to share... · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This jonaman Ben podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes that Keeping Your Life performances. Last
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  Speaker 1: couple of weeks, I've been doing a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: work with my daughter event called band Quist. Now. I
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  Speaker 1: wish this was around when I was at school. It's
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  Speaker 1: kids up to the age of intermedia. It's a primary
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  Speaker 1: school intermedic kids that get their school bands together and
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  Speaker 1: they all play two rock songs covers on stage. It
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  Speaker 1: goes happens around the country. First time witnessing it over
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  Speaker 1: the past year a couple of weeks, and it's amazing
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  Speaker 1: to see these kids buzzing at the end, and little
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  Speaker 1: kids is last night there was a six and a
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  Speaker 1: half six and a half year old. We were rocking out.
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  Speaker 1: He was singing Blur and Wheezer and you know, it
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  Speaker 1: was just really really cool to see and they're just
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  Speaker 1: buzzing at the end of it. It's really cool. And
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  Speaker 1: other kids supporting them, getting up, dancing and cheering them
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  Speaker 1: on it. It's really cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's lovely when you see kids getting out there
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  Speaker 2: and being vulnerable because it's hard to get up on
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  Speaker 2: a stage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've got the lights, they've got all the rock
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  Speaker 1: moves as well. They're busting out GNR and Zombie from
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  Speaker 1: the Cranberries and tell us you know, all these great.
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  Speaker 3: Songs as well. But are you like the judge.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be like thanktfully. Like, my daughter and
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  Speaker 1: I were just talking backstage. We're doing backstage interviews, which
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  Speaker 1: is great, you get them beforehand, you get them afterwards
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  Speaker 1: and things like that. But there's all six and a
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  Speaker 1: half year old who was amazing, just just incredible. Were
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  Speaker 1: chatting to him and his band, and they've all got merch.
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  Speaker 1: They've all got their faces on on on hoodies, basically
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  Speaker 1: their own face. They're on faces. I'm like, oh, how
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  Speaker 1: do I get one of those these bits of sweet merch.
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  Speaker 1: One of the other kids is like, well, my mum
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  Speaker 1: only made four.
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  Speaker 3: Well they didn't really think that they shifts many units.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just bandering and then the six and
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  Speaker 1: a half year old was like, oh, you got roasted, bro,
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  Speaker 1: And everyone was like oh.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, just because he's in my moment
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  Speaker 3: made four.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, was that a roasting?
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  Speaker 3: Is that you should be like your mum's making your merch?
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  Speaker 1: But you know, when I six and a half year
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  Speaker 1: old and like, oh wow, was that roasting?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you Yeah, no, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know that situation. I didn't clap back, but I thought, well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you don't. You know, you have to sort of
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  Speaker 1: taken on the chad, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And that sucks because you know you would be
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  Speaker 2: far better at back and forth bend.
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  Speaker 1: But I was like, no, stay out of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they were incredible.
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  Speaker 4: Back off you need the organizers walk in just as
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  Speaker 4: you're like burning them back like what's happening here?
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  Speaker 1: Ben, they were saying, because they go right around the country.
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  Speaker 1: They had a bit in Hamilton the other day and
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  Speaker 1: a young kid, I think it was about eight or nine,
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  Speaker 1: was they were singing rage you gets a Machine. They
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  Speaker 1: came out one of the songs killing Did they do
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  Speaker 1: the full this is the thing that is the organizer's
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  Speaker 1: got to I don't know how well you know that song,
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  Speaker 1: but it's a part of the song.
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  Speaker 3: That is multiple tony times.
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  Speaker 1: And then they're like, what's happening. It's building up to this.
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  Speaker 1: They're all watching and then the kid was like, hey you,
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  Speaker 1: I won't do what you told me, But multiple times
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh hey you was a lot more
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  Speaker 1: firmly friendly than the what Regie, what you told me?
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  Speaker 3: If you said that?
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  Speaker 2: Funny because a clip on Instagram that pops up and
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  Speaker 2: is Regie gets some machine performing live on the BBC,
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  Speaker 2: and the BBC obviously told them, hey, well five can
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  Speaker 2: you not?
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  Speaker 1: Can you do it? Hey you, I won't do what
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  Speaker 1: you told me?
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  Speaker 3: Can you do a band?
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  Speaker 2: He just came even we looked harder, like it sounded
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  Speaker 2: more cutting, and it went over like it went through
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  Speaker 2: about ten times in a row and then just cut
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  Speaker 2: transmission cut, and.
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  Speaker 3: Then they're like, apologies about that. We have a weird
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  Speaker 3: woman that we were alive.
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  Speaker 5: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We must acknowledge a day that has probably been's mostly
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  Speaker 2: least favored in the calendar year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, his actual birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just yeah, I don't know what kind of
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  Speaker 1: when you get to as you get older, you kind
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  Speaker 1: of like rather birthdays and roll around so fast.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably now this is just coming fresh off Megan
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  Speaker 3: Papa's birthday. But there was a day. It was a
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  Speaker 3: five week.
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  Speaker 4: Long extravaganza on account that was.
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  Speaker 1: A special birthday.
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  Speaker 2: That wasn't that Yeah yeah, yeah, but you know, there
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  Speaker 2: was there was lunches, there was there was things, digital billboards,
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  Speaker 2: it was balloons.
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  Speaker 1: You was messages from family, kids, all sorts.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't get a whole opposite approach to the rather.
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  Speaker 1: Focus on other people, to be honest, And my daughter said,
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  Speaker 1: there's your birthday tomorrow. I was like, honestly, I'd forgotten.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, man, I'm planning for months my birthday. They
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  Speaker 1: count down as a cad and I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Just like, yeah, why why does it when you get older?
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  Speaker 4: Why does it not turn into a celebration.
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  Speaker 1: Some people do like to celebrate. I've never been a
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  Speaker 1: huge birthday celebration person, you know, it's never been never
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  Speaker 1: had a big twenty.
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  Speaker 4: First or anything like that that day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's great. I appreciate every year you get
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  Speaker 1: to experience it as that's not you know, experience. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't like I lather put producer Taylor there's a
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  Speaker 1: baby shower going on, and that he's going to have
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  Speaker 1: it today, and and also my birthday it was going
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  Speaker 1: to be like a group coffee, which Harry is lovely
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  Speaker 1: in the boss organized rather not have it, but anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we do it anyway. And then she send an email,
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  Speaker 1: you say, go cancel Ben's coffee with the team. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: yes for the birthday.
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  Speaker 4: And there was the saddest email I've ever seen beIN celebration.
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  Speaker 4: Birthday celebration canceled, nothing to do with me.
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  Speaker 2: I hadn't seen anything, and there was probably the greatest
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  Speaker 2: birthday prison you can get.
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  Speaker 1: I was stoked about it, but then it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: we're going to merge our two yeah celebrations together.
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  Speaker 3: Which I'm not sweet on. So you have a baby
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  Speaker 3: shower in a booth, and I've.
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  Speaker 6: Already having a baby shower for twins, so technically there
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  Speaker 6: should be two baby showers, you know, and now I've
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  Speaker 6: got to share it with this triple over there.
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  Speaker 1: Look to be honest, you to celebrate your new life
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  Speaker 1: and not my old life.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm going to be so quie today.
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  Speaker 4: You go, birthday boy?
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  Speaker 2: Is this the first ever baby shower weird Man's birthday? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: What's the connection here?
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  Speaker 2: What they all? You know?
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  Speaker 1: With the babies?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon it's going to be I feel no
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  Speaker 2: disrespect to me. It's going to be ninety percent baby
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  Speaker 2: shower tim birthday.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy for ninety nine point nine percent baby shower.
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  Speaker 3: And you want to share it, We'll share.
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  Speaker 4: Every year, you're on to do this. Yeah, maybe only one.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe the only one.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tap out of it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the right thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, all right, you Taylor and the babies. For
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  Speaker 1: the twins, I know that's what they are. Hero Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 3: And it's always a bit awkward to because I have
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  Speaker 3: ordered stripper for now you're gonna hear the stripper.
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  Speaker 4: I think your strippers appropriate for either of those two.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the stripper.
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  Speaker 4: It's definitely not appropriate for any of it.
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  Speaker 5: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast, I.
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  Speaker 1: WoT that song was playing me and you're watching an
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  Speaker 1: interview with Adam Sandler talking to Travis Kelsey, who's footballer
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  Speaker 1: and a relationship with Taylor Swift. He's got a podcast
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  Speaker 1: with his brother and.
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  Speaker 4: Is the name of the podcast. Yeah, and Adam Sandler
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  Speaker 4: was on it. He started talking. It was like a
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  Speaker 4: streaming at clip of him talking about Taylor Swift and
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  Speaker 4: how much she means to his house. And he was like,
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  Speaker 4: when you two got together, I was like, whole family
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  Speaker 4: high fives every time you guys look happy.
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  Speaker 1: What I found interesting when you were playing it before
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  Speaker 1: because his kids obviously love Taylor Swift. Adam Sandler's kids,
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  Speaker 1: and he got to meet Taylor Swift and stuff and
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  Speaker 1: hang up the kids, and he was nervous that he
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  Speaker 1: was going to screw it up for his kids.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a dad.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, oh god, I know how much he
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  Speaker 1: means to them. I don't want to say anything.
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  Speaker 3: You want to take a back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, poor dad, And that's Adam Sandler. I mean so
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  Speaker 1: probably go oh my god, this said look at.
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  Speaker 4: Someone asked if he gets nervous when he meets famous people.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, I get nervous when I meet Taylor. Doesn't
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  Speaker 4: I want to stuff it up because she's so cool?
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  Speaker 1: For my kids.
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  Speaker 3: You did it in front of Bend some boon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my kids. Yeah, they've got a photo with
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  Speaker 1: them and I couldn't get the I couldn't get the
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  Speaker 1: fourth was like force the flesh turn the light on,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so it flashes, and then I couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: He came over from his hands behind my daughters came
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  Speaker 1: over with then like a millisecond, he had it sword
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  Speaker 1: and came back to my kids and he was like,
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  Speaker 1: dad things, that's what he said.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wanted to extend the photo taking process. No, it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't need to be longer than it needs to be.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, good, it's all good. And I was like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: force a flash. I was like what what.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you're what you'd rather just take a photo and
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  Speaker 2: darkness to deal with the fallout.
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  Speaker 1: My kids wouldn't have been But we've got a great photo.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, you've been to the gym.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want it to sound like I'm going this
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  Speaker 4: just happened at the gym.
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  Speaker 2: And this comes off the back of her on Monday
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  Speaker 2: being complimented at the gym by the instructor for doing
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  Speaker 2: good squad.
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  Speaker 5: How good?
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  Speaker 4: I was also complimented yesterday, But oh, go on about that.
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  Speaker 3: This is what were you doing yesterday?
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  Speaker 4: We were doing what do they call them jump something
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  Speaker 4: jump boards on the pilates machine.
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  Speaker 3: Doing a good job with them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pointed the toes and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think the instructor goes around and gives compliments
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  Speaker 1: to everyone? So I was thinking, yeah, they keep it up, mate.
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  Speaker 4: There was only five in the class. Yes, today, I
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  Speaker 4: would have heard.
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  Speaker 1: They definitely got to like I would.
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  Speaker 4: Have heard if there was other competents.
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  Speaker 2: Five people, you were the only one who got a
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  Speaker 2: compliment on their jump boards. And no one else, no
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  Speaker 2: one else could call the whole class. No, not even
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  Speaker 2: that's it, keep it up, you know, like that's for everyone.
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  Speaker 4: Not everyone was pointing their toes like I was unrelated
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  Speaker 4: to what I was doing there.
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  Speaker 3: She runs a deep squad, Megan.
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  Speaker 4: So there was a woman sitting there on the side,
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  Speaker 4: like on a seat. There's a little seat there. She
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  Speaker 4: was sitting there. She wasn't in gym clothes, and I'm like, wait,
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  Speaker 4: what's happening here? And it turns out there was a
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  Speaker 4: guy beside me on a machine.
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  Speaker 3: And what was his for? Like was he getting complimented?
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  Speaker 4: He looked new, new, But she was there. Two they
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  Speaker 4: were together, and she was popping over every now and
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  Speaker 4: then to tell m he was doing things.
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  Speaker 3: Wrong, to help out consulting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but she was also just sitting there watching the
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  Speaker 4: whole time and non gym gear, and I was like, what,
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  Speaker 4: why why?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he's brought on his own professional compliment. Yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 3: pay you boy.
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  Speaker 4: It definitely seemed like they were a couple.
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  Speaker 1: She sometimes it can be a little intimidating walking into
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  Speaker 1: a class for the first time. Maybe you need someone
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  Speaker 1: to come.
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  Speaker 4: Along and just you don't think that she was like
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  Speaker 4: keeping an eye on him around all.
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  Speaker 2: Then No, he would have been like, I've started this
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  Speaker 2: class and this bloody narcissist, right lady from the radio
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  Speaker 2: keeps getting all the compliments.
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  Speaker 3: I just want one compliment. She's like, I've done a
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  Speaker 3: bit of this. I'll get you on, I'll get you.
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  Speaker 1: Up to speak. You come along, help we get some Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: Get an I would have heard dead.
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  Speaker 1: I was the only one who want to complimate what the.
• 10:04
  Speaker 5: Hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: Now, car technology is really involved.
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  Speaker 2: Like we're sitting in an era where driverless cars are
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  Speaker 2: in San Francisco causing absolute nuisance, running people, over riding
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  Speaker 2: on footpaths.
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  Speaker 3: We're getting there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not. We're not quite there, but we are
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  Speaker 1: kind of there in a way. Yeah, sand Fan, we early.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about it the other day and they can
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  Speaker 1: get an ubers there are driverless and it's causing some jambles.
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  Speaker 2: I saw one the other day just in a car park,
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  Speaker 2: just like driving into other cars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, one day we'll get there. And you know, we're
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  Speaker 3: talking about flying cars.
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  Speaker 2: We're just talking one thing that I have an issue
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  Speaker 2: with the car industry, and you might experience this to
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  Speaker 2: at home. If you're if you've got these two cars
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  Speaker 2: in the household, if I drive my wife's car, who
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  Speaker 2: are indicators on the different side to my indicator? Why
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  Speaker 2: can't Why can't as an industry, if we're talking about
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  Speaker 2: driverless cars, they just get have a whoy and go
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  Speaker 2: what Okay, let's just I don't care what side of this,
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  Speaker 2: but let's just peck a side that we put the
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  Speaker 2: indicator on, because then you get them back into your
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  Speaker 2: car and you'll flicking the other one for about you know,
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  Speaker 2: half an hour, I know.
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  Speaker 4: And then you're driving down the road and your wipers
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  Speaker 4: are going and.
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  Speaker 3: You're like you're not like you're look like a moron.
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  Speaker 4: Someone's toning at you because you didn't indicate, and I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 4: my wipe is are going and it's not raining, so
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  Speaker 4: clearly I had an issue.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just look at my wipeers. That's the way I
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  Speaker 3: want to go.
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  Speaker 4: My wipers are on.
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  Speaker 3: I love what I do. Like it when you see
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  Speaker 3: other people doing that, because you know exactly what you've.
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  Speaker 1: Been driving another car? Is it a European American things?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: The European cars are on the other other road.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think that's the I think that's the way.
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  Speaker 4: But then the American cars are on the other side of
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  Speaker 4: the road, right, and there's no.
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  Speaker 3: Rhyme or reason. I'm sure there is a rhyme or reason.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we drive on one side of the road here,
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  Speaker 4: but we have on both sides. So you're right, let's
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  Speaker 4: just agree on one side.
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  Speaker 3: This is an old, old territory.
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  Speaker 2: But we'll go over it again the picture but with
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  Speaker 2: the bloody hole for the picture things.
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  Speaker 3: But they're on the same side.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, But then we all queue up like that's good
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  Speaker 4: because this is always a pump, you know, like we're
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  Speaker 4: alternating pumps.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, good boy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I take that one back because I thought of
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  Speaker 2: that before.
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  Speaker 3: He is the love of the pumps. You did, right?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever had the moment? I had it the other
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  Speaker 1: day where you you drive up, you're on the wrong side.
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  Speaker 1: You get out, you're like, oh, it's the wrong side.
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  Speaker 1: And then some reason I looped around and went to
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  Speaker 1: another lane and was on the wrong side again. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: how did I How did I screw this up? I
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  Speaker 1: came back in the world and I was like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, what have I done?
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  Speaker 2: No matter how many times you feel out your car,
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  Speaker 2: there's always that seed of doubt, like am I on
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  Speaker 2: the right side and you.
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  Speaker 1: Have an arrow? Yeah, there is that little arrow on cars,
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  Speaker 1: isn't that? But I don't know it's I get very.
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  Speaker 3: Confused, do you know you can?
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  Speaker 2: I saw someone the other day this was and again simple,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I hadn't thought of it. They
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  Speaker 2: just reversed beckon, pull out reverse beckons.
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  Speaker 1: That's yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Olympics I start today and we actually joined right now
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  Speaker 1: by a former middleist from the Paralympics. He's got a
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  Speaker 1: new documentary. It's called The Blind Sea. He's the world's
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: greatest blind surfer. His name is Matt Thaunston and he
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  Speaker 1: joins us on the phone right now.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 1: Now, can we firstly apologize we're actually bit heavy on
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  Speaker 1: the show yesterday Zoom muck up that we said, oh,
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: we don't know what happened Zoom's folk. Well, now we've
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: done some investigation, we do know what happened. John O,
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: who I do the show with us here right now.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: He didn't he didn't admit you into the room. It's
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: all on John O.
• 13:16
  Speaker 7: Boys, I'm definitely not the most technology of the seven
• 13:20
  Speaker 7: person myself and potentially haven't died in to cause myself.
• 13:22
  Speaker 7: So let's call it a bit of calmer.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were sitting there for forty minutes.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: Politely, we said it was like you turning up to
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: my house, me being inside and not answering the door.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: So apologies met, We've got that out of the way.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Hey, now, the new documentary The Blind Seed looks incredible.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: People don't know your story, which they can learn a
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: lot more about in the documentary. Can you take us
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: back because age five, you've been living with three percent
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: of your vision?
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: Is that right?
• 13:47
  Speaker 7: I was born with full vision, we believe. So all
• 13:49
  Speaker 7: the photos of me up until at the age of five,
• 13:51
  Speaker 7: I'm looking straight at the camera, and then from and
• 13:52
  Speaker 7: then I was diagnosed with macula dystrophe when I was five,
• 13:55
  Speaker 7: lost about ninety five percent of my vision, and then
• 13:57
  Speaker 7: lost about another couple of percent in the last couple
• 13:59
  Speaker 7: of years. So I've got essentially now I've got three
• 14:01
  Speaker 7: percent left in my good eye my right eye, on
• 14:04
  Speaker 7: about one percent in my bad eye. Like imagine if
• 14:07
  Speaker 7: it's like pouring with rain in three windscreen and you
• 14:09
  Speaker 7: can sort of see a few shapes and lines and
• 14:11
  Speaker 7: a bit of color. That's all I can see the
• 14:12
  Speaker 7: outside of my ass.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: And you are a surfer as well, hints to name
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: the blind surfer and a big wave multiple world champion.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: How does surfing happen when you can't sensibly see what
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: you're doing.
• 14:24
  Speaker 7: As soon as they hear the word blind and then
• 14:25
  Speaker 7: the word surfing, they just they can't join those two
• 14:27
  Speaker 7: words together. So the film The Blind See it's about
• 14:30
  Speaker 7: It's about my journey. I'm a four time world champion surfer,
• 14:33
  Speaker 7: so that's not in big waves. It's high performance surfing
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: like on smaller waves. But then of one of few
• 14:39
  Speaker 7: bigger waive awards as well, and it's sort of different
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: way I approach those two different things as a blind surfer.
• 14:44
  Speaker 7: But essentially when I'm in the water, my board becomes
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: my cane. So once I'm on the way, like the
• 14:49
  Speaker 7: way I get into the waves is different because paddling
• 14:51
  Speaker 7: in smaller waves, I get someone talking to me, and
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: then we paddle into the wave. On big waves and
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: getting towed in and the boys by a whistle when
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: they want me to when I've got me in the
• 14:59
  Speaker 7: right spot, have to trust and pull the open drop
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: down the wave. On the wave, it's just feeling with
• 15:05
  Speaker 7: my feet, so my front foot basically becomes my cane
• 15:08
  Speaker 7: and I'm feeling my way across the wave.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: So these waves that So the documentary is about you
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: going to serve some of the biggest waves in the world,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: like fifty one feet or something like that in Portugal.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I mean incredible. I mean people talking, you know, where
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: people with full vision either death or glory basically on
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: these waves. But you do it out there, I mean,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: how was that?
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, it's just heaps of fun, to be honest, I
• 15:29
  Speaker 7: think if if you're going the place is called Nazuetes,
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: well it's it's the biggest wave in the world where
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: all the world records are set in Portugal. There it's
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: you know a lot of people have probably seen YouTube
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: or Instagram e clips of it, the waves smashing against
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: the headland there with the fort or the lighthouse on
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: the headland. That's pretty iconic. So the sport it's actually
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: the biggest tourist attraction in Portugal. Now more people go
• 15:49
  Speaker 7: to Portugal to see that wave than for anything else.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: But so what happens when you get like dumped from
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: a wave when you're you know what was then? Like, well,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: how does you connect with with whever on else and
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: your team?
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's teamwork, and for anyone over there, it's teamwork,
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: but for me it's obviously on steroids for the team
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: actually made. I served there for three days and in
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: that sort of fifty foot range, which people can't even
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: fathom that, But it's about driving around. It's about a
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: five story building. That's how big the wave is. So
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: it's a lot of water. But yeah, once you go down,
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: it's just about being calm and then the boys get
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: you know, eventually get to me, and you've got to
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: I mean, the the way I trained for that, I
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: held my in training, I could hold my breath for
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: my longest breath hold underwater. Think about what a long
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: time is in your head, like put a time on it.
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: Five minutes forty eight was my longest breath hold.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Because so when you do go underwater and you dump,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: do you know which way is up?
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: Well, no one does.
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: Like when you're getting melted by a wave that much water,
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: you know, you think about how many swimm pools landing
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: on your head. That's no one knows which ways up.
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: So you just got to stay calm and eventually the
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: wave will let you go.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: And what would you say to people you know listening
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: and you know, because you talk a lot about you know,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: there's no such word as can't really.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: When it comes to things, the human potential is untapped.
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: Like we're all pretty comfortable in our own skins, and
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: we're all scared of making big targets because we're scared
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: of failing. And then we're also scared of doing the
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: work right because when you say I'm going to do
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: something big, that requires you doing some work. So I mean,
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: I think if we order set a bigger tasks, targets
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: and work a bit harder, we can all make the
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: world a better place.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: It's a really great way to look at it.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: So being are you going to go big wave surfing
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: now in Portugal?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Have been never surfed before? Well, hey, there's no as
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: weird as cart I can't, you know, like it seems
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: like we've going zero for it to one hundred.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: But hey, also it's not about being reckless.
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: Well I'll go a surfing for forty years, so you
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: know you've got to You've got to do it. That's
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: the Yeah, it's all about doing the work right.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: It's the twenty the hours in.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: But maybe instead of going surfing Portugal, you could find
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: a way to cure world hunger.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: That might Yeah, that's more achievable surfing.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I could do something it surfing this afternoon, by you
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: buy your clothes or anything.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Really oh man, hey, honestly, really inspirational.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: You probably hear this all the time from people, but
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: really aspirational story mate, and it's a must watch. Thank
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: you so much for coming on, sharing your story and
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: just being a wonderful human being.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Wind and rain around the country today looks spretty rubbish
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: for most of the country. Thunderstorms. I'm not so good,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: but it is.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: The country sleeps till springs.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: What have you got another county. Do you run a
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: spring countdown as well as the daylight savings countdown?
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, are hand in hand. That's through three sleeps till spring.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: The fourth eighty seven would love to open this up
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: with New Zealand's Breakfast Today is adults Activity injuries. It's
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: the moment in your life where you realize my body
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: is no longer designed to do this activity. Now I
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: did mentioned at the end of the show yesterday went
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: on a wild sprinting regime three o'clock yesterday morning, is
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: like getting up going, I'm going sprinting. I'm going to
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: become a sprinter.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Well you actually think you're going to become a sprinter
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: or what?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Was?
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: No? No, I was just like, is this just like
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: this would be a good training regime?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Give it a go. I never done well, I hadn't
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: done sp thinks it's the primary school.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: It was no good at it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: The end turns out forty two, you know, and forty
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: two Now I haven't got any better at it.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: But it was just like spread as fast as you can.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: So I was like running.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I was looking at fourteen and a half k's as
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: the speed top speed could. My body could not do
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: anything like it's probably three k's beyond what my body
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: should be doing.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Like it was like, please stop, what are you doing
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: to me?
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: You did hear that right? He said three am that
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: he was doing. Did you warm up beforehand?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Up and down the raad year give me a couple of
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: stretches of the old hemis.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: You're ready to go? You haven't spread since again, not
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: even at a hotel like I tell you what I love.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: If you stay at a hotel at the corridors, nothing
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: makes you feel like you're running faster than when you
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: run down a corridor. I don't know what it is,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise Mission.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Impossible down a corridor.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I just love it. I love it. It's a little
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: bit of a wild well. Think if someone walks out
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: the cord, yeah, I know that, maybe that's part of
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the rush. But run down a hotel corridor, Oh, exhilarating, exhilarating.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: That's the only time I spread out much.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: And and short too as well. It's a short, little but.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: It makes you feel for some reason, you feel like
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Noah Lyles at the well.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, man, I was running
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: forty and a half k's that's fast, Like like I say,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: my body, but the heart was like, please, what have
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I done to you?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Stop?
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: You're not a Google.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: No Liles, when you won that gold at the peak
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: speed halfway through, was running at forty four kilometers an hour, forty.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Four that's wild, that is insane. The human body can
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: go that fast.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Meters though I get.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: As well, but yeah, all day yesterday, just like the
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: backs of my lead like tiny grind and as the
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: day went on, the pain just went deep inside of
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: my booty chicks, like there is a deep I've pulled something,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: and both.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Checks, how are you doing that thing where you have
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: to like aim for the toilet and then fall.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and just like having me having to use my
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: hands to sit down to and I'm like an immense
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: pain forty eight hours later, and I don't want to
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: beg on about it. You know, I'm just having to
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: hold onto this pain, specially because no one else, no
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: one made you do. Yeah, you can't really complain.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's okay though, because you you got up at
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: three am and you did some hard work. It's worse
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: when you're an adult and you roll out of bed
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, I've tweaked something.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: How did I sleep at the night?
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my only job was to lie my head on
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: my pillow.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Injured the hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Joe, are you calling for adult activity injuries?
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: I've got two hundred leagues and woman.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Great, not great about the injuries, but great. You're here
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: for the phone tour.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Wasn't expecting that all once or separately.
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: I was born my Colie okay, and I was I
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: used to be a kigi before hoists and stuff, right,
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: and this girl what was at the same time, and
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: I took the broth of.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: It with your clicking hips.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah they the po never sween anything like it, but
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: it really swelled out.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Wow, do your poor buggers? Here we go. So did
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: someone fall on you?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You saying yeah?
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: And then the arm injury was on a.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Horse, like did you fall off the horse?
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: No?
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: No, the horse was racing up and down the peic.
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: The horse I was riding wanted to go to I
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: was trying to stop it and not flung its heat
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: up in the air, hang down and got a booster
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: on the right.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Arm show show.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Just you gotta have people stop landing on top of
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: you and horses stop smashing.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: You know there'll be a handy life. I mean, this
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: is probably stuff you will know.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: You probably do that beforehand, but now you know what
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: the painful way. Appreciate your call this morning.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Do you look after yourself? Joe clicking now they were good.
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: I look after myself.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Now, yeah, good on you, Joe, Well, thank you so
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: much for listening. Really to appreciate ate it should blood
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: you two shoe bloody take this one being Lit's seed.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Are we phony for Teddy swims? Are your phoney for
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: adult activity injuries?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Swim? Get out of here, you filthy animal.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: You get Teddy swims? That would does he swam? Does
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Teddy swim? You know if you got out an injury
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: while swimming, that would be great for the topic.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: You know, Britain rud Can who hosts the night show
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Wonderful Teddy swims joke?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Teddy just doesn't swim? He also surfs? She like, mate,
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: like you know what? I like you till I'm going
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: to put you on the draw for the Teddy swim
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: you got. You're going to be on the draw with
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: many and p J at one one thousand dollars. Okay,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: than just with that pretty laugh.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm still strong to get my head around that joke.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: But that's all right, Teddy swims and he also surfs.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it just feels like a Jesus is not
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: analyze the comedy.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast is Taylor.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Who's only got two more days with us before she's
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: got a year off. Not a year off that relaxing
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you're having behind right, a year off sound nice and
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: given not a year off when you've got twins arriving.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: But you got on your podcast The Montours with your
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: your husband Marcelo. Love it and today the latest episode
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: of Taylor and Marcelo arguing is uploaded to iHeartRadio.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: You guys enjoy it though. Watching the video of you
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: guys arguing, you're like, it's grinning away. Yeah, your relationship
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: is based on because this is I think.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Last last week.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but scence gone viral moment because people like to
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: watch other married couples.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I guess c only be married for a couple of
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: you like two years, but be married for twenty two.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: We have been together for ten years now.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: You met obviously when you were a cheerleader. He plays
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: rugby league, but the warrior is now. So this conversation,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: this topic of conversation was interesting think for him to
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: bring up. I think the fact that you met as
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: a cheerleaders league field now even though I.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Was like, oh, bro, he's hitting and despicy.
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: Territory here, what's the point of cheerleaders?
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: What do you mean?
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: That's what I'm asking dancing You can't tell me right,
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: I'm not being disrespectful I'm trying to be like, I
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: want to say this the nicest way possible. Right, when
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: people go and buy tickets to a game, they're going
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: to watch the team play, right, it doesn't sound the ticket.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Here's your ticket to the chair.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: It's part of the game day entertainment.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Check a few pomp poms.
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: Wave your head left to right.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Guess what.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: I don't care. Move off the field so we can
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: run the ball.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Have about that.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: No one cares about you running the balls.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: So you're on the wing. People barely see you. Okay,
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: so shut up. You're one step away from the action cheerleaders.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: You're the closest player becoming a cheerleader.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Shut up.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: On that side of the one.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Get off so we can run the ball.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kick, I love you. So you felt like you
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: were about fifty and then all of a sudden you
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: wrapped up to it out.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: He knows exactly what, but yeah, I love it when
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: you're like, damn, I got a good point and you
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: just you scream it down.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great example.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the point of cheerleaders? Are to become your
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: wife and lassellar? Yeah exactly, you're a fan.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: It's another episode out.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Today Today yeah, more about how the twins are going
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: to be cheerleaders.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: I listened to it and I'm like, who's the poor
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: soul that has to edit this?
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: I know our for producer Adam may'ses editing that thing.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: You must need to go to therapy after every.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Single heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Told off?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: You? You got told off using my cell phone on
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: the fore court? Oh ever been told off?
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: Then?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: By no, just another purchase a bloody sticky bigs someone
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: that's been debunked.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I thought so, Like.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: The signs obviously, but it doesn't there anymore.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I have you checked, because when I got told off?
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: I checked the sign?
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Has anyone ever exploded sending a text message on the
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: fore court of a picture or even looking at an
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: email on Gmail?
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's been taken off. It seems to
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  Speaker 4: turn your car off, But I don't think there's cell
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  Speaker 4: phones on those little signs anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Also along the same lines, has anyone ever you seen
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  Speaker 2: a plane plummeting into the earth by firing off an.
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  Speaker 1: Email not putting your phone on? I don't know. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: they have, they haven't.
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  Speaker 4: What is the deal with that interfere does it interfere with.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: The navigational navigational equipment. And I mean to be fair,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to not interfere, you know, it's probably best.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably not going to get reception up there anyway,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: so it's probably best to do what they say.
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  Speaker 4: The phones a interfering with the planes and navigational system.
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  Speaker 3: Then we need to sort out the planes, we really do.
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  Speaker 3: We're relying too much on on three G. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: One of them things is more detrimental than the cell
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  Speaker 2: phone on the four court is the price of picture
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  Speaker 2: on the four court.
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  Speaker 3: That's for damaging to me.
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  Speaker 1: That's damaging as well your four seven. If you know
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  Speaker 1: anything about phones on the four court.
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  Speaker 3: This is the problem with us.
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  Speaker 2: We just blindly go along without asking any questions, you know,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: And that's how you end up in a government and
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: force locked.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, and you and your mate you go to parliament
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: with tin hats on.
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  Speaker 4: He's in charge of the microphone.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, then they turned the sprinklers on you. They had
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  Speaker 3: a point, had a point.
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  Speaker 1: Nowadays, you know, like they did all this again, there'll
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  Speaker 1: be a lot more people imagine I'd pitch up ten's
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  Speaker 1: for sure, put.
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  Speaker 3: My feces all over the law.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: God that I kept saying that, say that it was
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: winding everybody up. We're not going on the lawn and Parliament.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I was just saying it for a la still say
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  Speaker 1: good for a laughs.
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  Speaker 5: That John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: The Torch. We had a torch, just the dolphin torch
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  Speaker 1: that we found around the office. We didn't know how
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: amazing the batteries were inside this torch because we put
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  Speaker 1: it on towards the end of the Olympics and we're like,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: when our torch, our torch ceremony, when the batteries run out,
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  Speaker 1: you could win five hundred dollars by correctly predicting the
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  Speaker 1: time when the torch had run out. And it is,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: without a word of a lie, this thing is still going.
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  Speaker 3: It's becoming torturous.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Three weeks later pretty much now this thing is
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: still going. We've got reception here at work. There's twenty
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: four hour reception and security looking after it. It's incredible.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So you can you can put an entry in
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: it that HiT's breakfast on Facebook as to when you
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: think this torch is going to run out. I just
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: don't want us to do a fade out, you know,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: a fade out on the competition, because this classic us.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: We'll be like, oh, we're going to do this thing.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: It's going to carry on for two years and then
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: we just slowly fade out after four weeks.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Not this one. No, we ride this one out.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: I may have suggested we could just turn it off. No, no,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: but these two are like, no, no, no, got to
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: do it, legit, we're going.
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  Speaker 2: Did a good joke on the both of us. You
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: say he came in and the torch. He was holding
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: the torch to his chest. He's like, guys, it's out,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: and we're like what, and he's like, no, it's still
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: going on. And for a split second there I was like,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: thank god, I know, relieve.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Both you were relieved, and then I had to go, no, sorry, guys,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: it's still going. So your chance to win. You can
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: need to the hats breakfast on Facebook. The Paralympics of course.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Should we go Your Paralympics start today?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Should we check the torch?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Do you want to do a c Do you want
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: to go check the torch with there?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Should I go?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: You grab your phone mate, We'll cross live to you
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: half a meter away and.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: The open ceremony of the Paralympics on now you can
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: catch on TV. I think the replay later today, which
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: would be awesome. We've had a wee bit of an
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: experience in a couple of sports. We've played wheelchair rugby, frightening.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: We haven't played gold ball as well, which is another sport.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It's blind sort of footsal Yeah, everyone has blindfolds on,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: but so everyone's on the same level of visually appear
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: this and you just lie down. The ball's got a
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: heavy almost like it's amicable with a ball in side,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: and then you sort of roll that around the court
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: and then you have to sort of lie down and
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: stop it and you can hear it coming. Yeah, you're like,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: oh jeez, my face. And a lot of time just
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: straight to the face.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of balls to the face.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: You're right being thought though. It's really impressive.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: It is now Megan Live and reception. The torch ceremony.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Is it's still alive and well with security guard Gunjan Yeah, hello.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: And John, how are you.
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: I'm just doing a torch tech. It's a torch torch
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  Speaker 8: still alive.
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: Oh god, it's still going.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: It's still going.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: It's it's like when you read those stories about the
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty two year old still going again
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: and you can tell one hundred and twenty two years like,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: just make it, make it in the torches in that mode.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone knows about batteries anyway, you
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: can speed up the battery pro like can we soip
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: the torch up so it's going at double? Probably not right.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, is it just me or are the growing
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  Speaker 1: Towards the end of winter A Megan's on a countdown
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  Speaker 3: I've been asked you to come up with how many
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  Speaker 1: I was going to make it when it was like
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  Speaker 1: Sun That's a really good one.
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  Speaker 1: But his Father's day, of course, first on Sunday, John.
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  Speaker 5: And Ben's who's your father?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Does father say? We want to know who's your father?
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  Speaker 3: Have called it, Who's I know? Megan Lot's call her dad? Daddy?
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  Speaker 2: Could have called it, Yeah, his father, his daddy Kevin
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  Speaker 2: boyces today and referring to him as daddy.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: And it was weird for all of us, but anyway, I.
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  Speaker 3: Joined it called it out. It was Yeah, Haley, morning
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  Speaker 3: to you. How are you?
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  Speaker 8: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you you're doing really well. Lovely to have you on.
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  Speaker 3: Have you had a great week so far?
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: Haley, Yeah, it's been pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 3: What do you do mate?
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  Speaker 4: I'm annie now nanny. Do you want another couple of
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  Speaker 4: kids on your roster?
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  Speaker 8: I've got quite enough, thank you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: How many kids do you look after in total?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, well four different family so the most of
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  Speaker 1: three at a time.
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  Speaker 8: And I bring my son along as well.
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  Speaker 3: She that's this busy stuff. Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: My friend was a nanny in the UK and she
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  Speaker 3: Last day. It was her last day.
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  Speaker 2: Nanny didn't even get to keep the bloody Prada dress
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  Speaker 2: or whatever she was wearing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what we're going to do right now is I
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  Speaker 3: am your father.
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  Speaker 2: We have three pieces of audio, three men claiming to
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  Speaker 2: be your Now we understand it's the father of your children.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, yep, so baby daddy, not my my father?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Baby?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So Liam's his name. He is one of
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  Speaker 2: these can you decipher which one here is father number one?
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  Speaker 2: I am your father, father number.
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  Speaker 3: Two, I am your father, and father number three, I
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  Speaker 3: am your father one tour three.
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  Speaker 2: There, Hayley, definitely number one, definitely number one?
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  Speaker 3: Confident you want to lock in number one?
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I am your father.
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  Speaker 3: Well we have Liam on the phone. Will your father
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  Speaker 3: one tour three?
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  Speaker 2: Liam?
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  Speaker 8: I think I was number one?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Liam's confident. Hailey's confident. You're correct? Well done? A great
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  Speaker 3: Also what makes him such a great baby daddy?
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  Speaker 2: There?
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  Speaker 3: Hailey?
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  Speaker 8: Oh he's do whatever it happened to?
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, he's just great to see them with our
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  Speaker 4: little boy and.
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  Speaker 3: On the whip.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you need to be, isn't it for you
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  Speaker 2: feel like you get the best results out of husbands
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  Speaker 2: if they're on the whip. I am well done you too.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations Liam, you have a wonderful Father's Day. Anything you
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  Speaker 2: want to be doing? Father's Day? Liam?
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  Speaker 3: What do you requests? Put them in now?
• 39:17
  Speaker 9: Oh? Sleep it would be nice, but we'll see if
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  Speaker 9: we'll see if a little fun let's sleep on?
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no choice? How old your kids?
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Just nearly eighteen months?
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it's not happening. I'm sorry every Father's Day
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  Speaker 1: and I appreciate you both listening to the show.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Thanks guys to