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Trollpikken: Han Solo Directors Fired, James Bond & Trollpikken · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy you know something I miss what's that Trading Card bubble gum all right
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  didn't expect that answer I was just I was thinking about today you don't get
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  Trading Card bubble gum anymore it wasn't great gum but I loved it there's
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  a certain smell and taste that accompanies those cards that really do
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  just bring back great memories there is a place here you can you can get that
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  actually and it that lead me into another little story I wanted to share
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  with you guys but uh Luke you've been to this store I think the Toy Vault uh yes
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  I have it's in the the mall here near the carousel mhm adult store is it have
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  you noticed that stores with the words toy in them are either for little kids or
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  perverts that's true both perverted little
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  kids well this is uh this is the Toy Vault and Luke you've been there before
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  uh this is a place that actually I I'm I would love for you next time you hear
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  Dan to come along to it's uh they've got basically action figures and toys and
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  and things uh and it's got the biggest the largest number of Star Wars toys
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  I've ever seen in my that sounds [ __ ] great uh old you know the old original
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  ones and then all the way up to to the new ones it's just it's just a place for
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  full of toys do they have the ones that came out with the special editions where
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  everyone is super buff yes yes awesome
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  but they also have uh cards bubble gum collector card things like as in the
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  originals and they all have big warnings on them saying don't eat the
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  gum like that's but you can buy them in the pack in the original packaging so
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  they've got ones from like alien and Star Wars and but it's that old they
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  just like don't do it I wonder what the expiry is on that
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  because I mean it's surely it doesn't contain any natural products no it's
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  just just crap I'd chew it I'd chew it well next time you're over here you can
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  uh you can purchase some I [ __ ] will honestly the taste of that just tasting
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  that in my mouth I'm going to want to swap some Batman cards you know what I
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  mean sure yeah they have those the Batman the movie ones [ __ ] what but
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  maybe that's actually what I am missing not so much the bubble gum but more so
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  the excitement of opening the cards well you can get that easily just come visit
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  me and we'll go there it's like it's like 10 minutes down the road we'll go
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  yeah but wouldn't they be expensive I don't think so mate nothing
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  here's expensive ah y it's the beauty of America so we went in the other day CU
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  we were looking for some Dungeons and Dragons Miniatures and nerd the
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  gentleman we said oh have you got any D andd manages a guy I was like no we
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  don't however our other store exclusively sells d and d and card games
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  and board games and stuff and we're like What so there's actually another one
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  it's actually even closer to my house there's two of these places two toy
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  vaults the other one we didn't know about because it's around the back of
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  the the supermarket so we went over there and uh yeah it's got It's got
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  everything that you would want in uh in the way of games board games role
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  playing games all that stuff it's fantastic do you get a feeling that
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  Matt's being endorsed no it does seem that way I my brother is uh this is the
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  point of the story is my brother is is coming to visit and he asked me uh if I
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  had heard of the game secret Hitler ah yes I have a copy of that
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  right here right in a nice wooden box he asked me because he it's hard to get
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  hold of apparently and he said some some people some friends of his were
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  interested in playing it because it sounds very funny and uh he said oh if
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  you can find a copy of it uh over there cuz it's more likely to be available here than in
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  Australia uh that would be awesome so while we're in there I was like oh this
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  place is a lot of board game so I went up to the counter and and there's a
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  bunch of people in there playing Magic the Gathering and some other games and
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  stuff so I went to the counter and I said he I can help you I said yeah I'm
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  just wondering if you have um you have the game and I thought I'll keep my
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  voice down cuz you know never how these things are going to go over I said if
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  you got the game secret Hitler and he goes and I I guess because
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  of my accent he goes what is it and I
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  said secret Hitler and he goes secret
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  what I'm Hitler Hitler he goes hit hit
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  what I me hit Hitler Hitler and then
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  someone behind us goes the guy with the
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  mustache and then Jenna who was with me says
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  Hitler the like apparently the a that I put at the end of the word Hitler was uh
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  was not recognizable as the German dictator right oh Hitler Hitler no they
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  don't know who [ __ ] Hitler is Hitler Hitler Hitler yes Hitler Hitler Hitler
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  Hitler so yeah no I actually have a copy of that guess where I got it from
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  Germany Kickstarter yeah no surprises there look I'll admit
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  secret Hitler does sound very fun yeah I don't know I haven't played
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  it yet I love the design of it so retro yeah well they didn't have it and
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  uh and he said he thinks you can only get it directly from them and you're no
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  longer allowed back in that store
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  yeah Matt next time you're in there oh do you
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  know the bat from The Walking Dead I think it's called Lucille or
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  something no what the what from The Walking
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  Dead the baseball bat oh oh the baseball
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  bat I thought animated bat yeah like man bat from Batman or
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  something there's or Batman Batman it's in it's in the season that we haven't
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  seen I know I know what you mean that could be that could be in any of the
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  seasons past two episodes into season three the one that jail the one that
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  spoiler gets his head smashed in with yes right um can you see if you can buy
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  one a baseball bat mate just get him any bat and say it's that bat one like Lucille
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  right okay and that's all I have for you and then let me know cuz someone wants
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  one to buy for someone and then yeah I'm pretty sure that uh the the main the The
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  Toy Vault in the mall would have something like that if so Matt I've just
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  looked this up on uh on Google and it's literally just a wooden bat with some
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  barbed wire uh stuck around it so this retails for let me see here
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  $36.50 right oh okay so I'm thinking how much does just a a [ __ ] wooden bat
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  cost it may shock you but I actually don't know yeah I have no idea but it's
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  got to be less than $35 right you would think so yeah so I and how much does it
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  cost to just [ __ ] snip some barbed wire from some Farmer's fence because I
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  really don't think you need to pay $35 for this replica of
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  Lucille I think 35 Buck is quite reasonable it's 35 American luk so
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  that's like $100 other people's money Y and often with the with cosplay the the
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  the uh the the trick is just to be a bit Frugal so I'm I'm wondering if it even
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  needs to be a bat we could just use like a broom handle or something it's not for
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  cosplay it's for a Pres for subone it's for bashing someone's face in yeah this
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  this would be good for that this would be good to bash someone's face as a like
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  a surprise bashing is that what you're saying Luke yes exactly what I'm saying
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  got a [ __ ] present for you uh I can certainly look into that for you Luke
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  thank you no problem and and sorry if I find one you want you want it purchased
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  and sent to you is that what's happening or you just want me to let you know let
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  me know cuz it's I I don't know it's for
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  a listener but it's a present for some
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  thre a listener subtly on air is that what's happening well no The Listener wants it
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  but I don't know if the okay this is [ __ ] me they got rapy
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  real quick you can't assume mate come on she was asking for it yeah just just let
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  me know and I'll pass it on all right I'll let you know speaking of uh they
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  definitely want it right I've gone back and and I'm
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  watching through the James Bond movies from the first
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  all the way through right wow yeah so
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  from Dr no uh which is a by the way Dr
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  No is great it they kind of taper off a bit and they get a bit silly uh they're
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  definitely better when he's just [ __ ] out doing spy [ __ ] and not [ __ ]
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  flying a jetpack and running across crocodiles but I like the silly [ __ ] but I must
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  say uh George lasenby is a [ __ ] excellent Bond I like that movie A lot
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  it cops a lot it gets a lot of [ __ ] but I like that movie it's not just a good
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  Bond movie on a Majesty Secret Service is a good movie yeah I think so you know
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  it's shot like a European art film and it's got a [ __ ] Aussie guy playing
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  Bond barely barely disguising his Aussie accent and we've discussed this before
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  you know the only reason he's only in one is because he they told him he's got
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  to maintain the look and the he was like [ __ ] way and he turned up at the premere with
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  [ __ ] long hair and a beard and they were like you fired yeah and they were
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  really confused too they started saying I've watched that interview they're like
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  oh you James Bond has a beard in this movie does he and he's like no you see
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  I'm I'm an actor who plays James Bond in the movies but not in real
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  life [ __ ] that's why you don't hire an Australian
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  yeah they will not play along um you guys have got to watch a documentary
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  drama called becoming Bond which is the story of George Len be and it stars [ __ ]
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  what's his name disappointed you didn't call it a docu drama oh yeah docu drama
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  we can edit that in that that that was terrible drama what's uh hold on can't
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  remember his
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  name trun connory no sh sh manbat
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  shush okay um it stars Josh Lawson as George
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  Len be and it's great Lawson yeah you know from like Whose Line Is It Anyway
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  what you know the Australian uh comedian I don't actually I just Googled
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  him and I you don't know who Josh Lawson is no I've just Googled him and I'm
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  looking at a picture of him never seen him before in my life really
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  yeah going to make sure you're looking at the right guy oh yeah I know here
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  every ad in Australia there I've posted something sort of made it but didn't
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  quite get anywhere I think he's more famous overseas than he is in Australia
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  clicking on it I don't know man I sky is
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  not looking familiar fair enough okay anyway uh the reason I wanted to talk
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  about this is not because I just wanted to have a bit of a George Len Be Love
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  Fest although that would be good too um I just wanted to say I don't know how
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  long it's been since you guys have watched the old connory bonds right and
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  it been a while for me and of you know times have changed and some of the
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  attitudes in the old bonds are a bit uh you know they're a bit questionable now
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  um and I knew that going in but I was I
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  was not prepared for all the rapes I had to
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  watch and and and I say that because there's no other word to describe James
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  Bond's behavior in some of these early films other than oh I'm actually
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  thinking about it now where the woman pulls away and he just yep there's there
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  holds her there yep yep that's right and she starts saying no no it's turning her
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  face so he can't even kiss her and he grabs her by the by the chin and forces
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  it several times several times he's not a womanizer right he's not like some
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  charming bloku [ __ ] everyone he's a rapist and it's really difficult to
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  watch now he I I said that in uh was it is it Spectre which is the one with Monica
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  Belushi in it oh yeah I think it's Spectre and cuz that scene too was a bit
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  rapy Yeah it a bit rapy right yeah and and that's one of the modern ones I was
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  surprised I mean I've got this kind of thing in my head that Monica Monica
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  beluchi probably always wants it you know what I mean like I've just got that
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  kind of I don't know where that came from but like so I think I forgave it
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  while I was watching cuz my you know my brain was like yeah she probably wants
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  it but uh you're right man you're right very rapy Sean C is the one that says
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  it's okay to hit women isn't it yes as long as there an in hand yes and as long
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  as she deserves it he actually says that yes absolutely yeah he said that in an
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  interview oh Sean connory said that I thought you meant the bond said that
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  Sean connory said that well Sean connory is Bond hold on hold
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  on sry that doesn't really answer my question
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  Luke yeah look I I think there's a there's an audio there's an audio clip
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  from it and and I think I'll paste it in and we can uh I think maybe we need to
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  edit it into the podcast you did an interview in which you said it's not the
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  worst thing to slap a woman now and then as I remember you said you don't do it
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  with a clenched fist it's better to do it with an open hand yeah remember that
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  yeah yeah I didn't love that I haven't changed my opinion you haven't no not at
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  all you think it's good to slap a woman no I don't think it's good I you don't
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  think it's bad I don't think it's that bad I think that it depends entirely on
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  the circumstances and if it merits it yeah what would Merit it
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  well if you have tried everything else and women are pretty good at this that
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  they can't leave it alone they don't they want to have the
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  the last word and you give them the last last word but they're not happy with the
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  last word they want to say it again and and get into a really provocative
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  situation
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  then I think it's absolutely right what
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  would and that was it so evidence thank you
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  connory wow well we could now stick on
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  the bond Thing theme right now am I reading this right they're looking to
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  make James Bond into a Marvel St shed Universe thing correct that is the
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  latest how I don't know I can only think that there maybe there's going to be a
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  Mis money Penny movie or a q movie
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  QV what why who's asking for this well
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  any Studio that doesn't have a property like Marvel basically that they can just
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  continually cash in on the Marvel works
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  because it's already is this big
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  universe James Bond's just James Bond we could end up with like a Jaws spin-off
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  oh like The Adventures of jaws now you're talking or odd job I'd watch an
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  odd job movie there wouldn't be a lot of dialogue in it cuz he doesn't talk but
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  uh I'd like to see a spin-off movie uh with knickknack the dwarf from The Man
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  with a golden gun uh I'd watch his spin-off movie yeah like in a [ __ ]
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  heartbeat you know what I mean octopussy yeah was that actually a
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  character's name I just it's just the funniest name for a movie you know what
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  I haven't gotten back up to there yet so I'll let you know I think it was
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  octopusy can't remember can't believe they've named a [ __ ] movie
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  octopussy yeah and no one no one was like that's a bad idea well here's the
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  thing like in in in Austin Powers right there's a there's a girl with the the
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  name a lot of vagina right and everyone's like that's making fun of the
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  fact that the girls in the old Bor movies had silly names yeah right but in
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  the old Bor movie onor Blackman's character was called [ __ ] Galore like
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  it's it's not that far of a stretch right no it's not even a pun no it's
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  just not it's just her name's like vagina yeah
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  that's right well it's not it's not even classy it's just using slang yeah Tits
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  [Laughter] McGee that's my character in rock
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  band is it now yes Tits McGee I do like James Bond apparently
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  they convinced Daniel Craig to do another one which that's what I heard I
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  so surprised Uris that well one that he's agreed to go back to it so they've
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  just they must have just thrown money at him but one that they want him back
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  after he's so he came out went [ __ ] no yeah yeah H there's a lot of things that
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  let spected down y his attitude was one of them but it wasn't the only thing I
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  I'm sure we discussed this that scene with the uh with with the gloves yeah in
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  the [ __ ] that's not Specta though right that's uh is it not Spectre no that's Skyfall
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  right oh it could be it just baffles me that something like that can happen you
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  have someone there saying you shouldn't be wearing gloves buddy uh it happens in
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  a lot of movies yeah I suppose it's just it costs so much money
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  to F oh sorry we're being vague now for uh for listeners who don't know but the
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  the short version of it is apparently Daniel Craig showed up one day on set
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  with a pair of fancy leather gloves that he bought and said oh this would be good
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  for James Bond to wear uh wor them during at that point Sam
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  Mendy's didn't give a [ __ ] he's like do whatever you want mate yeah wor them
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  during the shoot and then later on they realized well he wasn't wearing them 5
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  minutes ago in the movie no no no it's not only that the gag is he gets given a
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  gun that only he can fire because his fingerprints enable the trigger yeah
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  that's right it's even worse and so they had to CG out the gloves and give him
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  hands and so if you watch that scene it's the scene with the kimono dragons
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  yeah in um in one of them he's got these big giant hands they had to paint over
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  the gloves puffy hands [Music]
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  ridiculous so many bizarre news stories this week I don't know where to go from
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  here [ __ ] pick one man spin the wheel well do you want to talk about uh do you
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  want to do Star Wars news cuz I always want to do Star Wars news no all right
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  good good good good I'll do this St Star St
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  just a short one there's been a bit more Goss about the uh the Han Solo director
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  directors rather being fired so it is now official that they were fired
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  apparently so yeah apparently allegedly I don't want to get you know sued for
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  liable or anything they were trying to make it too funny yeah well what did
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  they think when they hired them Well here here's the quote question uh
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  Kathleen Kennedy believed Lord and Miller were hired to add a comical touch
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  Lord and Miller believed they were hired to make a comedy so you were right Luke
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  because you actually picked this both Mt and I poo pooed your comment and said it
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  was probably that they were making it too dark not the case apparently they
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  were just making it a [ __ ] balls Toth the Wall Comedy uh letting the actors
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  just [ __ ] make up jokes on the set and rewrite parts of the script based on
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  what they came up with it was all yeah apparently it was all improvisational and then they
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  movie somehow somewhere it says that his performance the what's the actor playing
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  Han they likened it to Ace Ventura yeah
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  oh like the [ __ ] I know like of course
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  they fired them yeah well bizarre uh they they did a rough cut so there's
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  there was a first cut of this uh Kathy
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  Kennedy uh and the executives watched it
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  uh [ __ ] hated it most just because it was uh who is the actor that plays him I
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  don't even know his name oh um Roland something or his name
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  is God it's
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  alen Aron Reich there you Goen arich uh it was just him just doing
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  [ __ ] wacky [ __ ] and uh so first they
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  uh they hired an acting coach to come in and show him how to do it uh and then
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  demanded re-shoot that apparently the two directors refused to do because they
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  didn't want to uh compromise their own Vision how [ __ ] embarrassing would it
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  be to be cast as Han Solo and then to have this articles everywhere talking
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  about how the film's a disaster because
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  you can't act yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean
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  especially since when uh we constantly talk about Donald
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  Glover and how oh yeah you know how great we feel he is for the role yeah
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  you know so he's coping zero Flack you know that's I've heard no
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  nothing bad said about him and I think he would have been great for um like
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  improvisation on the set and stuff
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  yeah apparently apparently not
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  so and then yeah but yep I was right again so we should just always listen to
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  me so now they've brought uh brought Ron Howard in and he's going to he's going
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  to steer the ship in the right direction he's going take the jokes out re
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  re-shoot the whole [ __ ] movie from the sounds of it yeah I'm sort of happy
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  if it was going like Ace fure because I was never a fan of that to
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  begin with well it also not only that but they it changed the the plot like
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  they were just improvising the plot which is [ __ ] bizarre yeah it
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  specifically said that stuff that they just come up with on the Fly they
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  changed the whole direction of the story for and Lawrence casan was like no no no
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  no no no no stick with what I wrote guys as in the implication is and like
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  they're not being specific but the implication is that they they making
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  improvisational changes to the Star Wars Universe like they're changing things
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  and you can't do that no no they I mean you think you'd know that going in I
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  don't know it seems it's it's all a bit strange really why would they think that
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  was that cool well I mean maybe it just goes to the fact that you know these are
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  these are two comedy directors yeah that only do wacky
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  comedies and they've been hired to do this thing they you can kind of forgive
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  them for thinking that they were hired to do their thing you know actually
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  that's a very good point that's a good point because yeah as I said like last
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  time like they did like The Lego Movie and Jump Street and stuff and they did a
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  great TV show called last man on Earth which is uh wor watch if you haven't
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  seen it so I think there may have just been a bit of miscommunication there
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  when they were hired I thought you said when they were high for a moment
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  there well that could also be the case I don't know what they do in their spare
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  time oh and now we'll never know I'm pretty sure they'll work
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  again I know we we we should get them on the podcast and hear their side of the
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  story I'm sure they I'm sure they'd be I'm sure they'd be willing to come on this
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  show well you know maybe no one else cares what they have to say maybe we're
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  the only ones asking for their side of it I think it's worth a try all right
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  we'll reach out to him no just let them know they have to work around our
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  schedule so they'll need to wake up very early in the morning yeah if Matt has to
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  wake up they can wake up well they're probably in La does that mean they're
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  earlier or later than you mat earlier even earlier oh okay fine if they want
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  to tell their story they will there three of us two of them I think they're
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  about 3 hours uh behind but yeah to get at like 5:30 a.m. well they're going to
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  have to get up at 5 have a coffee and be ready for 5:30 mhm so tune in next week
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  for when we interview and in other Star Wars news this article was sent in by a
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  listener R2-D2 has been sold the original well one of the original Kenny
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  Baker yeah the Kenny Baker's corpse has been purchased oh
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  god oh k no the not only RTD but the original lightsabers from the film
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  they've had an auction recently for some of the props and one of the R2-D2 from
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  uh episodes four five 6 1 and two I don't know why not three maybe I
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  guess cuz he was uh remote controlled at that point he was remote controlled in one
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  and two as well okay well they must this is one of The Originals they must have
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  used it in some shots in one and two and they just abandoned that for three and
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  and eight but uh yeah that one of the original ones is
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  sold for uh just over $2 million look I can understand it would be a pretty cool
• 25:37
  thing to own but it's not worth $2 million well here's the thing toys from
• 25:42
  around that era are worth shitloads of money you know let alone an actual prop
• 25:48
  from the actual film and there's people out there that have enough money that
• 25:51
  they're just not going to notice that missing yeah that's true and if you're
• 25:55
  one of those people and you [ __ ] love Star Wars oh this isn't actually this
• 26:00
  isn't actually like the R2D2 unit this is bits and pieces that they cobbled
• 26:06
  together right because there were a bunch of one yeah yeah yeah so cuz there
• 26:10
  were a bunch of different ones that they used but this is a complete unit that's
• 26:13
  assembled from from bits like it's all from the movie they just managed to get
• 26:18
  one complete from all the bits and pieces of them which I'm start to think
• 26:23
  that this guy got ripped off now it's not like the R2D2 the reason why it was
• 26:27
  in all movies is cuz the legs came from one movie The Dome came from one movie
• 26:33
  like maybe that makes it better oh I gotcha yeah I the Dome Came From A New
• 26:39
  Hope the two legs were used in Empire and one was created for episode one
• 26:44
  gotcha like it's just bits and pieces well assembled into a complete R2
• 26:50
  unit you got ripped off wonder if they had to pop a restraining bolt on it to
• 26:54
  stop it running off I wonder if they tried to buy another
• 27:00
  one and it exploded just before they got to take it home so they just swapped for
• 27:03
  that one at the last minute probably yeah probably and then
• 27:10
  he went off to tshi station to pick up some power converters
• 27:16
  wink oh so I actually got um mail this week that was quite confusing oh okay
• 27:22
  like what was the last time you got something like a letter delivered that
• 27:27
  wasn't a bill well I actually got um something from Rooster Teeth all right
• 27:33
  Rooster Teeth wrote you a letter yes just to let me know that Roost te RTX is
• 27:40
  happening in Australia next year and tickets G sale this week oh all right wa
• 27:44
  you wrote to you to tell you that physical letter yes that's weird and a
• 27:49
  magnet huh oh dear Luke yeah I just s let lists know that yeah keep an eye out
• 27:56
  for that cuz I'll be going to that again I enjoyed it yeah it's getting better
• 28:01
  every year yeah you better hope it doesn't get too good though because
• 28:04
  there's a point of diminishing returns once it starts getting crowded that's
• 28:08
  how I feel about packs over here also got my packs tickets this week
• 28:13
  as well PX ours yeah uh yeah that's uh going have to make it back over there
• 28:19
  for that at some point I've got I can I got a card that lets me back into this
• 28:22
  country now so I can start considering you know going places again so you could
• 28:27
  just duck up to Canada cuz Canada's not that far away for you is it I I
• 28:31
  literally could drive up to Canada to today if I want to
• 28:35
  mhm do it no I got I got to edit this I
• 28:41
  would maybe next time I'm also going to cosplay at packs and so is Hannah oh
• 28:47
  what as it's a surprise you say that
• 28:53
  [ __ ] very good I'm going as one of my favorite things
• 28:59
  are you going to go as that uh that little tongue extension that lets you lick your own
• 29:04
  cat how did you know are you going to go as a bottle of
• 29:10
  gin I'm sorry I'm going to I'm going to be good and sit on it cuz this is going
• 29:14
  to it's going to be hilarious it's a couple's costume all right very timely
• 29:19
  that I'm now uh a permanent resident here in the States because this week is
• 29:22
  the 4th of July and this is my first ever Fourth of July uh
• 29:28
  in America you there last year I love it how in America they don't bother coming
• 29:32
  up with actual names for their special days they just they just name the it's
• 29:36
  Independence Day it's indep four of July Cinco de Mayo just say the goddamn
• 29:41
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• 29:47
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• 29:51
  in the countries in general I'm surprised by how secular the holidays
• 29:54
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• 29:58
  Easter off like we have Easter holidays we have Christmas holidays we have we
• 30:02
  have a lot of religious holidays whereas here in America none of the holidays are
• 30:07
  religious even if they're around the time of a religious event the the
• 30:12
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• 30:17
  something else oh that's interesting except for Christmas Christmas is a we
• 30:21
  get Christmas yeah we don't get we don't get boxing day or anything you just get
• 30:23
  one day off at Christmas well that's the same here too because you get uh every
• 30:28
  religion gets two public holidays a year right and that's how they well here no
• 30:33
  separated and then someone I was talking to someone about and they're like oh
• 30:35
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• 30:38
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  Huffington Post but the the story it takes place in Norway you're going to
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  have to play the jingle first oh I guess it's dick news isn't it man it is
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  definely Dick definitely dick
• 34:07
  news dick dick
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  news so in dick news this week Norway vows to catch the jerk who chopped off
• 34:16
  its penis rock so I imagine this is this is Norway's penis in way yeah this is
• 34:23
  this is Norway's [ __ ] yeah if any country was going to
• 34:28
  [ __ ] another country with a huge Stone [ __ ] it would be Norway you know home of
• 34:34
  the Vikings so this is a this is a large uh well-known Rock in in Norway as very
• 34:41
  famous uh called The Troll picking which Loosely translated means troll dick yeah
• 34:46
  seriously there's a [ __ ] naturally occurring megalith that's an erected
• 34:51
  penis coming out from the side of a mountain and they've called it the troll
• 34:55
  dick that's [ __ ] Norway for you and uh if you look at the photos you
• 35:01
  can see somebody has come along and and vandalized it yeah and cut it off at the
• 35:07
  base of the shaft yeah and you can see there's actually marks they think from a
• 35:12
  drill where the person drilled in to weaken the structure and then uh and
• 35:16
  then broke it off why would someone do that why would people do
• 35:21
  anything yeah I just I don't get people
• 35:24
  could be someone upset because you know
• 35:29
  anity exactly or it could just be someone you know religious who doesn't
• 35:35
  doesn't like the P they probably know Norway Norway's pretty I don't think
• 35:40
  they give a [ __ ] about religion too much in Norway yeah they worship [ __ ] Oden
• 35:44
  right I don't think they still do but yeah well you never
• 35:49
  know it looks like they're going to try and fix it though yeah it's not going to be the
• 35:55
  same though is it it's going to be like John Bob
• 35:58
  bobbit maybe the the the the country is
• 36:02
  going to get into porn after that oh did he actually do a porno yeah he became a
• 36:08
  porn St didn't he John Wayne bobbit I know he was offered money to do it was
• 36:12
  were they Australian or did we just hear about that a lot in austral no I think
• 36:15
  it was just the worldwide news because his dick got cut off and everyone was
• 36:19
  like [ __ ] that yeah everyone paid attention yeah I've just Googled cuz
• 36:25
  just wanted to be reminded of what the guy looked like all cut
• 36:30
  off Jesus you seen it do you want me to paste it in oh yeah pasted in I haven't
• 36:36
  seen it in a long time it's his it's a his lawyer holding up a picture of it oh
• 36:42
  no I just pasted in Josh Lawson again hold on oh God I don't know this guy
• 36:47
  leave me alone Josh Josh if you're listening if you're a fan of the show
• 36:52
  ride in and tell Matt who you are John Wayne Bob come on next week good luck
• 36:58
  oh I meant to paste in just this picture and I think I pasted in the entire
• 37:01
  picture search so I apologize you did but it yeah fine and it's got a little
• 37:05
  picture of Rasputin's dick under it yeah there's Rasputin's dick [ __ ] man
• 37:10
  Rasputin's dick looks like a [ __ ] clenched fist yeah it's enormous it's
• 37:16
  enormous I'm trying to find out if he did go into porn or not he was in um he
• 37:21
  was in Orgasmo definitely he was in the movie Orgasmo which is Matt Matt Stone
• 37:25
  and Tre Parker movie [ __ ] great John Wayne bobber uncut Bob I
• 37:31
  slept with 70 women after ex-wife Lorena
• 37:35
  dropped my penis off all right how many
• 37:39
  women 70 oh yeah it's quite a lot
• 37:44
  suppose the uh the mayor of the town where the the troll dick was said this
• 37:50
  is sad this is on Facebook mhm the uh the dick had been created by nature and
• 37:54
  sadly destroyed by humans but he said that they have the Viagra it
• 38:00
  takes to restore the dick yes they're currently fundraising uh to try to get
• 38:05
  $20,000 to uh to reattach said dick said
• 38:11
  troll dick troll dick good is troll dick the name of this podcast or
• 38:17
  gen we're going to get in trouble if it is wait what is it in uh in
• 38:22
  Nordic oh good idea uh we got a story in here about
• 38:27
  something that I recently experienced myself which was the Pirates of the
• 38:31
  Caribbean ride I went Disney when I was in California yeah so look Pirates is an
• 38:36
  old ride and they've already modified it I mean when I went there it's these kind
• 38:40
  of charming old animatronic Pirates and then a
• 38:45
  ridiculous yeah they're excellent Johnny Depp sticks out like a sore thumb I've
• 38:51
  I've been on it once without Johnny Depp I went on it once before they put him in
• 38:55
  there wow and uh I don't don't remember when but yeah but I guess kids now would
• 38:59
  go where's Johnny D if he wasn't there but uh they're making another alteration
• 39:05
  to it uh yes they're removing the Wench
• 39:10
  auction now there is some stuff on this ride that is a little little weird it
• 39:16
  was not weird it's just it's a product of its time yeah and a lot of that going
• 39:21
  on at Disneyland yeah yeah you're right spash Mountain mate some of the stuff in
• 39:27
  spash mountain is [ __ ] ridiculous so if anyone's not been to Disneyland the
• 39:33
  pirates of the cariban ride is very impressive it's it's less of a ride and
• 39:39
  more of an immersive boating experience yeah it's a little bit like
• 39:44
  uh it's kind of a little tiny Flume ride there's a little bit where you you know
• 39:48
  you slide down but it's not really an exciting adrenaline pumping Adventure no
• 39:52
  more of an experience you're you're in a little boat and you're going through
• 39:55
  diaramas which is I I guess what all of Disneyland was once like and what part
• 40:00
  of it still is now but but only the old stuff uh and you go past little scenes I
• 40:05
  mean including one where you end up out on what seems like the open ocean
• 40:09
  watching a [ __ ] Cannon battle between
• 40:13
  ship it's [ __ ] magnificent but there's a there's a lot of small little
• 40:18
  scenes too including one where you just casually pass uh an auction take a wench
• 40:25
  for a bride the sign said M and it's women being sold into domes
• 40:31
  slavery yeah well I guess people may have complained about it or whether
• 40:34
  they've just kind of gone you know what maybe we should change that on their own
• 40:37
  volition yeah uh because I mean because they're tied up the women are tied up
• 40:42
  it's not uh yeah they are it's not like one of those fun options for charity
• 40:47
  it's they're literally just selling these women yeah they are
• 40:50
  enslaved mhm yeah uh and so they're changing it they're changing it to I
• 40:55
  wonder what they're I'll tell you what and there's a there's a conceptual art
• 40:58
  here on the on the article uh they're keeping the set exactly the way it is
• 41:02
  they're keeping the auction uh they're just taking the woman away and making it
• 41:06
  a a Goods auction looks like there's a grandfather clock and old painting and
• 41:10
  some barrels and stuff and a goat um and then just to totally turn the tide
• 41:14
  there's some kind of hip looking feminist pirate who uh is the auctioneer
• 41:20
  a historically accurate uh female pirate that's right yeah uh that's cool
• 41:25
  whatever doesn't worry it does it strike me as odd in particular that particular
• 41:30
  well not odd but just one of those things where you notice it because it's
• 41:33
  like H you wouldn't put that in these days if you built this now kind of thing
• 41:39
  yeah no they're taking it away my favorite feature on the parrots of the
• 41:43
  Caribbean writers actually did you say parrots of the Caribbean parrots of the
• 41:46
  Caribbean I think you said parrots of the Caribbean yeah y yeah great just uh
• 41:50
  is the little guy who's asleep with the
• 41:53
  pigs yeah yeah on at the side there
• 41:57
  when's Star Wars World opening next year I think okay or it could be
• 42:04
  2019 uh they're building it we could see little bits of it I think I sent you
• 42:08
  guys a snap actually of Jen trying Jenna trying to sneak a peek yeah yeah I just
• 42:14
  yeah it's it's it's I I I want to go they announced it I got excited and then
• 42:19
  I don't want to wait mhm well you might have to wait a little bit it got
• 42:24
  announced in 2015 and it is going to open I guess actually they don't think
• 42:29
  they have a date set no so maybe I actually think it'll probably be it says
• 42:35
  2019 prob yeah so we still still two years away oh one thing I will mention
• 42:40
  about Pirates is have you have you been to Florida Disney no you got yes uh I
• 42:46
  went with you oh that's true Did did we go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride
• 42:49
  in Florida yes yeah okay uh so you you would be did we go on the one in
• 42:55
  California yes okay so you you'd be aware of the difference then
• 43:00
  nope okay the one in Florida is I was very very very hung over in La okay the
• 43:07
  the the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Florida is uh maybe a quarter of the
• 43:12
  length uh maybe maybe not quite but it is it is considerably shorter than the
• 43:17
  one in in California and uh I think it's actually quite disappointing it's one of
• 43:21
  the few things that is not Superior at the Florida
• 43:25
  Disney I find that kind kind of ironic because Florida is in the Caribbean and
• 43:31
  Anaheim is not yeah now the one in La is is a lot longer it's got more to it it
• 43:38
  also and the one in La also has that restaurant in the in the at the start of
• 43:41
  it that I don't think Florida has as well where there's a section at the
• 43:43
  start of it where you just kind of float through the bio biou right you know and
• 43:49
  uh out yeah the very first section before yeah and they don't have that yeah I
• 43:55
  don't think Florida has that and also Florida does not have the Indiana Jones
• 43:59
  ride which is a great ride but I guess if you're in Florida you wouldn't bother
• 44:04
  going on a on a ride where you float down the bayou because you can literally
• 44:08
  I assume just do that at any time yeah you just float off and do it yeah good
• 44:13
  point while we're talking about Johnny Deb right
• 44:18
  yes you know how we I mean listeners will know we we quite often lament the
• 44:24
  career of Johnny Depp on this podcast um you know his early films as being great
• 44:29
  achievements in acting and his later films just being funny voices and
• 44:34
  opening his eyes really wide right yeah so yesterday I went back and I rewatched
• 44:40
  one of my favorite movies about old Hollywood which is Edwood directed by
• 44:46
  Tim Burton starring Johnny de it's a very specific genre oh no I love that
• 44:51
  genre movies about old Hollywood it's one of my favorite movies about old
• 44:55
  Hollywood yeah no I've got a p um and it and it's it holds up uh in
• 45:01
  almost every way to how I remember it's it's I haven't seen it since I was a
• 45:05
  teenager it's still a magnificent movie uh you should watch that again it's a
• 45:09
  good movie but I don't know what I was [ __ ]
• 45:14
  smoking back then that made me think Johnny Depp gave a good performance in
• 45:20
  it because he did not he is awful in a
• 45:26
  great movie he is just a silly anding his wi and
• 45:32
  everyone else is giving some cases Academy award-winning performances in
• 45:38
  the case of Martin landow as Bella legosi oh you know and and just so I
• 45:44
  think I think we've been looking at Johnny Depp's early career with
• 45:48
  rose-colored glasses because going back
• 45:51
  to this movie which is early 90s he's already
• 45:58
  awful what is what did he do before that then I can go back I mean nightmare in
• 46:02
  Elm Street he's he's good in but yeah sure uh it's a very straightforward role
• 46:08
  though look Edward Scissor Hands uh is is also for what I remember a great film
• 46:12
  but I mean I'm almost don't want to watch it again now because I mean it is
• 46:16
  Donny Depp [ __ ] opening his eyes really wide and just he doesn't do a
• 46:20
  funny voice cuz he doesn't talk but yeah maybe he does he just don't remember it
• 46:25
  yeah who knows well either way I'm scared he definitely in uh in Sleepy
• 46:31
  Hollow he's definitely got that goofy yeah and com come to think of it around
• 46:35
  that same time he did uh Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas which used to be
• 46:39
  one of my favorite films but come to think about it he's just wearing a silly
• 46:42
  hat while doing a funny voice he's got glasses on so you can't see his wide open eyes
• 46:46
  but but he's got that little cigarette holder in his mouth Yes what do you
• 46:50
  think was the movie that just pushed him over the edge well looking back I think
• 46:53
  he was never that good is what I'm saying m what else what was he in before H like I
• 47:00
  know you said he was like good in Nightmare and Elm Street I don't think
• 47:03
  he was good in that that yeah I'm not sure we can say I saw that recently
• 47:06
  that's not a good movie whoa who who no it's a great movie The acting in that
• 47:13
  movie is terrible I I don't understand what you're saying I don't understand
• 47:16
  the words you're saying to me yeah look we're not going to win Matt onto our
• 47:20
  side uh with with that example but let let me look down his IMDb page and and
• 47:24
  let's see what some of his other early films were I mean one that I remember
• 47:30
  really loving is Benny and June right but I don't think I've seen that he was
• 47:34
  he does the dancing thing with the forks and potatoes yeah stolen uh stolen gag
• 47:39
  from Charlie Chaplain from the Gold Rush yeah What's Eating Gilbert Grape and and
• 47:44
  then straight into Ed Wood so right so he it kind of like a he jumped from
• 47:49
  Gilbert Grape into into that yeah he's like look I've done my acting now now I
• 47:53
  just want to do funny voices and open my eyes real big H funnily enough here at
• 47:58
  IMDb This is the first line of his uh bio Johnny Deb is perhaps one of the
• 48:03
  most versatile actors of his day and age in
• 48:10
  Hollywood he was good in uh in uh The
• 48:13
  Ninth Gate yep yep he was he was I mean
• 48:19
  he's never not good at looking good on
• 48:23
  camera sure not El Street dummies private Resort the [ __ ] is private
• 48:27
  Resort platoon he's in platoon H oh I wanted to ask uh Luke I
• 48:34
  need some advice the uh the ultimate Xbox sale is on right now in case
• 48:38
  listeners don't know that's something else you should check out turn on your
• 48:41
  Xbox or go to xbox.com don't bother looking on the Xbox app on your phone
• 48:47
  because for some reason it's terrible they yeah I don't know what they're
• 48:50
  doing like you think they would the Xbox app only shows their normal weekly sales
• 48:55
  it doesn't show anything I know like what the hell is wrong with
• 48:58
  them like I as soon as I I was at work and it said the Xbox Xbox sales began I
• 49:04
  was like oh [ __ ] so I opened up the app because I'm like I'm going to buy some
• 49:06
  games right now Microsoft and then no you you put a big barrier in my way cuz
• 49:11
  it's yeah you have to keep an eye on that cuz even during the week like
• 49:14
  they'll have the they'll have their XBox sale but then a publisher might have a
• 49:18
  sale yeah and unless you go to the store Page and see it there on the Xbox One
• 49:23
  you won't know about it ridiculous they I mean I I just just
• 49:28
  seems like common sense to me that they would want people to to be able to do
• 49:31
  that in the in the app was that your question or no my question was so the S
• 49:36
  is on this wasn't really even a question so
• 49:41
  uh uh there are a bunch of games that I'm interested in in the sale and I
• 49:46
  wanted to ask if I was going to get a good driving game for the Xbox one right
• 49:52
  I'm looking at for example this I've got one of those
• 49:58
  Real Drive I want to drive it faster and more dangerously than I can in real life
• 50:04
  there there's uh there's like project cars is on there there's the club is on
• 50:08
  there on sale H and there's also Forza six with all the DLC is on there quite
• 50:14
  cheap which which which game uh even if I didn't mention one feel free to to to
• 50:20
  jump in okay the club just get that out of your head right now
• 50:25
  okay um now do you want a little arcadey or do you
• 50:30
  want like an actual driving simulator I think maybe a bit
• 50:36
  arcadey okay is Forza 3 Horizon there or
• 50:40
  Forza 2 Horizon I think it might be yeah yep that one you would want over Forza
• 50:46
  six okay that one's just a little bit more over the top you drive through
• 50:52
  fields and stuff like that whereas Forza 6 which I've been playing for hours today
• 50:58
  is yeah very it's not in depth or anything it's just I think it becomes
• 51:03
  boring a lot faster all right that's more of a straight driving simulator
• 51:08
  like racing yeah all right but with the with the Horizon you're sort of it's a
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  bit of a festival feel cuz you are at a festival and you sort of you do showcase
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  events like racing a train or racing a boat and things like this oh really all
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  rights a little bit more fun all right all right sounds good I'll check out I
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  think there's actually a pack that includes the two if I recall so maybe uh
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  I'll check let me see I've got actually got notes here oh yeah there's one you
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  can there's a pack where it's got Forza 5 and Forza Horizon 2 in one pack so
• 51:42
  maybe I'll get that yeah maybe we should get that that way get Best of Both
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  Worlds all right very good and I also picked up I picked up the two Wolfenstein
• 51:52
  games on that oh you didn't like him I thought you enjoyed that game No I gave
• 51:56
  it up you playing that when we lived together yeah I uh I I bought it I
• 52:00
  bought it real quick too I was I was real Keen giving that a go but it's just
• 52:05
  so un rails man really that's a shame I I I remember thinking you liked it when
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  I wasted I've got them but I need to play them still I need to finish the new
• 52:17
  one I picked up a lot of stuff on the Windows side of it I brought all The
• 52:21
  Walking Dead games and the Wolf Among Us again so I will have played them all
• 52:27
  three times once I finish them again I don't know have we talked about this I
• 52:30
  tried to play The Wolf Among Us again I just can't do I just I just don't like
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  it I don't know why yeah no I think the way you were you were cuz you've played
• 52:41
  it before no no no I played five minutes of it and didn't like it and then I
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  thought you know what I'm not being fair 5 minutes isn't enough this time I played
• 52:52
  through maybe half an hour of it and I just I just don't want to play it it's
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  not I think it's the mindset going in with those Telltale Games you're not
• 53:02
  playing a game you're it's an interactive story yeah so
• 53:08
  you need to there are like quick time events in it but it's more of a story
• 53:14
  you know what I don't like that it forces you to it's got a timer on every
• 53:18
  option that's one thing I don't like about it like every every choice has a
• 53:25
  timer for Ops and not all the time a so
• 53:30
  far they have it's always got a little timer that that's running down further
• 53:34
  in you'll find some won't but the timer is more so to for the story like just a
• 53:40
  snap decision yeah I know but then yeah exactly and then but then it's like oh
• 53:43
  he's going to remember you said that and it's like oh for [ __ ]
• 53:48
  sake just think of a Choose Your Own Adventure book yeah that makes me
• 53:53
  stressed with no going backwards yeah just keep on trucking yeah I just don't
• 53:58
  think they're for me I like them and I'm going to continue to play them yeah no
• 54:02
  fair enough clearly a lot of people do like him you liked it didn't you Dan
• 54:06
  loved it but I never finished it so got to go back and uh play through again
• 54:10
  when I get a chance really hoping they make a sequel to it well apparently the
• 54:15
  I've read a review of the new Guardians one and and oh I'm loving it oh really
• 54:19
  okay they review said it wasn't that great but all right they don't know what
• 54:22
  they're talking about no I think the problem with they might have have review
• 54:27
  is the new the tell Guardians game it's not based off the movies no it's not no
• 54:34
  well see it's it's weird though because it's not based off the movies but it it
• 54:37
  is limiting limiting it to the characters that are in the movies so
• 54:41
  it's it's kind of a weird thing there yeah it's it's a bit weird I think
• 54:46
  that's what may be screw messing with people's um with how they're seeing the
• 54:52
  game but no I think if you can get past it I think it's great yeah cuz they've said oh
• 54:57
  movies at all but they've also applied the same limitations that that were in
• 55:00
  the movie so I don't know weird oh and the steam sale is also one I've not
• 55:05
  purchased anything in the Steam Sale and I don't think I'm going to H I just brought three
• 55:11
  games I got no man's Sky I'm going to give it a try oh really interesting yeah
• 55:16
  all right I'm Keen to hear what you think of that yeah I'm pretty Keen too
• 55:19
  I've been wanting to get it for ages but I was holding off hoping they'd release
• 55:22
  it on the Xbox at some point but I don't think that's going to happen now I gave up
• 55:27
  not after the reception it received I feel sorry for those guys oh
• 55:31
  I do as well it wasn't their fault well I mean yeah I know what you mean I I I get
• 55:38
  where you're coming from yeah I think a lot of people read a lot more into that
• 55:42
  game than it was and remember there was like five guys working on it yeah yeah
• 55:47
  people thought it was going to be more than it was and I think with more money a bigger
• 55:53
  team I think it could be and I think if they keep working on it it could be
• 55:59
  how much is it except for the one problem they've gone they're not going
• 56:02
  to do any paid DLC for it still I think if they were to come
• 56:08
  back in maybe six months and go he give us a bit more money and he have this I
• 56:13
  think it would be a completely different game it's just missing story from when
• 56:18
  it first came out but it might have it now well it's still
• 56:22
  $23 which is quite a lot for a game that's apparent L not very good uh and I
• 56:28
  don't price yeah well that just means it shouldn't be that expensive I think cuz
• 56:34
  and then it's got mostly negative reviews yeah but a lot of those mostly
• 56:39
  negative were probably when it first came out evidently the the patch they
• 56:43
  released recently completely revamped the game okay oh it
• 56:49
  doesn't run on Mac so uh it's useless to me anyway I couldn't play it if I wanted
• 56:53
  to so I can H oh you know what I've been playing
• 57:00
  this week actually uh you do know because you can see in the spreadsheet I
• 57:04
  I finally caved I've held off on this because I wasn't sure what platform uh I
• 57:08
  should I should finally dive back into this on and after discussing I think
• 57:13
  with you Luke over the E3 period and and after seeing scym on the switch at uh at
• 57:20
  E3 did you buy it on the switch no no of course not it's not out yet I've I
• 57:25
  became convinced that I don't want it on the switch so you're playing on Xbox
• 57:30
  I've I purchased the Skyrim enhanced Edition finally I I realized as well I
• 57:35
  don't even have that version of it I've only got uh I bought it when it first
• 57:39
  came out on PC and I don't even have a PC so uh not anymore anyway so I purchased
• 57:46
  the enhanced Edition on the Xbox one uh and I'm [ __ ] obsessed with it again
• 57:51
  yeah I was the same I loved playing through that again such a good game
• 57:56
  so many just it's so you just get so lost in that game yeah y like you just
• 58:03
  everywhere you go you'll find a little side quest but the side quests they
• 58:07
  aren't all like boring fetch quests they're all there story with all of them
• 58:12
  yeah I even I feel like Sky better than Fallout 4 yeah I think it's better than
• 58:17
  Fallout 4 it is better than Fallout 4 hiding that possibly not better than Fallout 3
• 58:22
  say sure okay oh the The Fallout 4 uh season pass
• 58:28
  is on sale as well I have that already I was considering it yeah no I know you
• 58:33
  guys you so should have got that before it went um before they up the price it
• 58:38
  it's 50% off so in theory I can get it at the old price I think yeah I I uh I'm
• 58:44
  going to take this opportunity of the Xbox sale to to grab some stuff that I
• 58:48
  was kind of thinking about and then just didn't because it wasn't new or I didn't
• 58:54
  need it desperately like I pick up the Bioshock collection now that it's half price oh
• 59:00
  yeah I've got that oh play through though those games um cuz I I got that when it came
• 59:07
  out and I played through all three of those games again and playing even the
• 59:11
  third one playing that through a second time that game was so good actually the
• 59:15
  game playay wasn't the story was you know what it's funny when when H and I
• 59:19
  were first dating I was playing through BioShock 2 and uh and you know which was
• 59:25
  making conversations one day and she was like oh you know did you enjoy that game
• 59:29
  and I was like yeah man yeah it was great was great she was like oh what was
• 59:32
  your favorite part I'm like H you uh you played as a as a little girl at one
• 59:37
  point and it was very intense she was like s like
• 59:43
  what yeah yep sounds intense intense you in your games I've
• 59:50
  got a little list here of i' got a little list here of games that I'm
• 59:53
  interested in the sale MH uh I've got I I purchased the jackbox packs
• 59:59
  all all of the ones that well two and three that I didn't have CU they're
• 1:00:02
  awesome jackbox games uh super hot is in the sale which is a game where time only
• 1:00:08
  moves as when you move son of a [ __ ] what that one's not released in
• 1:00:14
  Australia oh all right I'll be grabbing that and there's actually a patch is it
• 1:00:21
  uh like I think it's like $10 or 122 or something okay
• 1:00:28
  okay what are you calculating now well I can always just log on to my American
• 1:00:33
  account and get it oh all right cool uh and one of the other things I put on
• 1:00:37
  here I'm not sure about it is there's a a pack which is Far Cry 4 and Far Cry
• 1:00:41
  Primal because I know you guys enjoyed Primal correct oh yeah I loved
• 1:00:46
  it that was great but then see I'm looking at this list and I'm like [ __ ] I
• 1:00:50
  could buy all these games I'm I'm never going to play
• 1:00:54
  them like I I've got a bunch of games I'm just playing Skyrim again yeah so
• 1:01:00
  yeah you just got to commit set yourself for an achievement goal and go for it
• 1:01:07
  that's how you do it yep speaking of which what's the stupidest achievement
• 1:01:12
  you got this week um what was it would have probably
• 1:01:18
  been it was in micro machines uhhuh God I was so looking
• 1:01:24
  forward to this game coming out you remember the old Micro Machines game
• 1:01:28
  like it was first one came out early '90s I remember it great top down you're
• 1:01:34
  bracing little cars over like tables and Gardens and so this game was coming out
• 1:01:40
  I've been looking for it for ages came out it's online
• 1:01:45
  only so there's no like tournament like competitions where you just play against
• 1:01:50
  the computer every time you want a game you have to connect online wait till it
• 1:01:54
  f tries to find player and then you can race I was going to say didn't you look
• 1:02:00
  into that beforehand but then I remembered that I did the same thing
• 1:02:03
  with the Doom DLC I bought the Doom DLC and I was like all right and then where
• 1:02:07
  is it oh it's multiplayer only [ __ ] but I really wouldn't think that
• 1:02:14
  they would go an online multiplayer only thing for micro machines I spent uh
• 1:02:20
  quite a long time because you have to
• 1:02:24
  start a game wait for I was having to wait for about 2 to 3 minutes for the
• 1:02:30
  game to search for that long to try and find another player not find another
• 1:02:34
  player then just let me race against the computer for 15 times so I could get
• 1:02:41
  race with every single vehicle in the game and get the Jack of all trades
• 1:02:45
  achievement all right that does sound like a waste of time but yeah I'm I was
• 1:02:51
  so looking forward to this game and it's just they crushed my heart my spirit
• 1:02:57
  oh who who made it who's the developer who's the um who's the worthless piece
• 1:03:02
  of [ __ ] that did this to you I know code Masters had the original but oh no it's
• 1:03:06
  still Cod Masters bastards bastards honestly if you brought a Micro
• 1:03:12
  Machines game would you think multiplayer
• 1:03:16
  only no I wouldn't have thought to
• 1:03:20
  check no speaking of bastards before we
• 1:03:24
  go uh I've got some I got an update on on [ __ ] on Mars the [ __ ] on
• 1:03:31
  Mars uh is it happening I think I think maybe you need
• 1:03:36
  to be a bit careful because uh it's come out come to light this week that um that
• 1:03:42
  NASA May in fact be running a child sex slave Colony on
• 1:03:48
  Mars now NASA NASA has has commented has come out and said no this it's not true
• 1:03:54
  but they would say that wouldn't they yeah exactly so um this is uh this is a
• 1:04:00
  gentleman uh who was a guest on Alex Jones's Infowars which if you're not
• 1:04:05
  familiar with it is a ridiculous Conspiracy Theory show yeah if uh if if
• 1:04:10
  you like to laugh you should uh you should listen to Alex Jones because he
• 1:04:15
  is an endless source of entertainment just not for the reasons he
• 1:04:20
  thinks so naso have come out and said there are no humans on Mars there are
• 1:04:24
  active Rovers on Mars there was a rumor going around last week that there weren't there
• 1:04:30
  are but there are definitely no humans uh however a guest Robert David
• 1:04:36
  Steel on the Alex Jones Show which is uh which is on radio station it's actually
• 1:04:40
  on the radio over here oh wow says we actually believe that there is a colony
• 1:04:45
  on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space
• 1:04:49
  on a 20year ride so they're not kids anymore I'll stop you there also Mars
• 1:04:54
  isn't 20 years away or did they just go on a really slow
• 1:04:59
  trip they got a bunch of 20-year olds they took the SC Crow so once they get
• 1:05:03
  to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves to whom to the The Colony I
• 1:05:10
  don't even know where to start unpacking this [ __ ] that's why I love Alex
• 1:05:14
  Jones so much I know it's very funny this is actually my favorite part of
• 1:05:17
  this article this paragraph here in the 2016 campaign Jones Amplified the
• 1:05:22
  baseless pizzza gate conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton's campaign was
• 1:05:26
  running a sex ring child sex ring under the basement of a DC pizza shop that had
• 1:05:31
  no basement yeah this theory was kicked off by a Reddit user who claimed that
• 1:05:35
  John podesta that's her campaign manager John podesta's hacked emails showed proof of a
• 1:05:45
  global so if you did a global search on his emails and replace the word pizza
• 1:05:48
  with little boy there was evidence of him ordering little
• 1:05:52
  boys was there evidence of him [ __ ] pizza or watching while other men came
• 1:05:59
  and [ __ ] Pizza in the basement yeah and then and a Gentleman
• 1:06:04
  actually fired shots uh into the pizza shop after watching yeah the segment so
• 1:06:10
  because he thought it was true and no one was doing anything about it so he
• 1:06:15
  went to save the children yeah yeah yeah
• 1:06:20
  which oh that that's that's scary yeah this country can be a little scary uh
• 1:06:26
  because there's a lot of mentally ill people just going about their business
• 1:06:30
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• 1:06:37
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