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Kyle can't explain why she hoards · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John, and what's crack a leg? And this is the
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  Speaker 1: big bulls dove snoopy digle, double gigsel dang boom, what
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  Speaker 1: you don't do?
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about rind and tea, and we're not.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about last year. It's the one and only does the.
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  Speaker 3: Last last big snoop eagle double jiggle in your face
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  Speaker 3: to me and in the place to be And you're
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  Speaker 3: listening to John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, a couple of text messages I want to get into.
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  Speaker 1: You can text us, you text jj R whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want to say. Remember we were talking about creative insults.
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  Speaker 1: These are good. These are creative insults when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to thinking. You travel light. Here's another one. Your daughters
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  Speaker 1: are so beautiful. Their dad must be very good looking.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I love how you don't let facts get in the
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  Speaker 1: way of your thought process. I don't know if that's
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  Speaker 1: an insult or they're actually texting us to the.
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  Speaker 5: Show insulting us.
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  Speaker 1: Mate, Yeah, it fits, it fits. So Kyle says, everyone
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  Speaker 1: has that one thing that they can't explain. I think
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  Speaker 1: you need to explain.
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  Speaker 2: I've been going through this like I need to organize everything.
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  Speaker 2: I open drawers and there's just crap everywhere. It's like clutter,
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  Speaker 2: and it's it's making me stressed out. So I've started
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  Speaker 2: to slowly but surely reorganize every little drawer and area.
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  Speaker 5: In my house.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm hoping everyone has something in their house. They
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  Speaker 2: can't explain you to that or I'm just like a
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  Speaker 2: wicked hoarder. But like, I open up this one closet
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  Speaker 2: and there are like five boxes, like moving boxes. We've
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  Speaker 2: lived in our house for six years. We haven't opened
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  Speaker 2: these boxes. I can't explain why I still have them.
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  Speaker 2: I know what's in them. It's my grandma's china, but
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  Speaker 2: I can't get rid of it, right, But I can't
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  Speaker 2: plain why I still have the moving boxes, Like, open.
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  Speaker 1: Them up and put him somewhere, like put the china.
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  Speaker 2: Somewhere, put him somewhere, right, Like, obviously I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 2: throw them away, so why keep them in the boxes?
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  Speaker 2: Like I just don't understand. And then I'm like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I hope it.
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  Speaker 5: Is not the only one that has something in their house.
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  Speaker 2: They couldn't Like if you came into my house, you'd
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  Speaker 2: be like moving boxes.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, I'm not moving they're just there. Well, you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna unload.
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  Speaker 1: Up, so they're not like in a closet. You walk
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  Speaker 1: in your house, you got three movies.
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  Speaker 2: They're in a closet, But if you open said closet
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  Speaker 2: you would see No, it's five five giant.
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  Speaker 1: Moving boxes, but Dilay not on the display.
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  Speaker 2: They are in a closet, but I have no intention
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  Speaker 2: of unboxing them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, who doesn't have that, Rich because he throws
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  Speaker 1: everything around.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 5: I know, I feel like this might be falling on
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  Speaker 5: dead ears with.
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  Speaker 3: Rich because my wife has so many things being shipped
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  Speaker 3: to the house that she doesn't remember ordering the show
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  Speaker 3: up sometimes and I don't know if it's for like
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  Speaker 3: a Miss Arizona pageant thing. I don't know if it's
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  Speaker 3: so you know how you do unboxing videos. I think
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna start doing boxing videos. I'm going to look
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  Speaker 3: for stuff at my house. Here's a base, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what it is. It's a purple bace. I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to put it in the box.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. Well.
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  Speaker 2: I did think about you, John Jay, because if someone
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  Speaker 2: walked into your house and saw the giant tigers that
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  Speaker 2: you got, you inherited, but you didn't I know, I
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  Speaker 2: wanted them for the birthday party.
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  Speaker 5: But never gave them to me.
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  Speaker 1: Blake and I were somewhere and there was a giant tiger.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, remember when we had this tiger? Yeah, where
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  Speaker 1: is it? Where are those? She goes, We gave them
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  Speaker 1: the cow for her circus party. No, that's what she said.
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  Speaker 5: No, Kyle would still Blake's mom died.
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  Speaker 1: She inherited these actual sized plastic tigers life.
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  Speaker 3: I thought, along with the giant.
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  Speaker 1: The giant, those are real giant giant.
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  Speaker 5: I thought, I'm not alone. I know at least John
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  Speaker 5: Jay's got a few things.
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  Speaker 4: We have, like a two hundred and fifty pound porcelain
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  Speaker 4: Christmas tree outside of our front door, but we can't
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  Speaker 4: move it. That's why he just stays there a year round.
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  Speaker 4: I'm shocked you I didn't see that. Our reception is wrong,
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  Speaker 4: not that it is heavy. You're like, so, can't explain
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  Speaker 4: why we have it, but.
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  Speaker 3: You put lights on it or no, it just it
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  Speaker 3: stands by itself and you can only.
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  Speaker 4: See the sands by itself. It's probably five ft tall,
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  Speaker 4: and it's porcelain, it is glass, and it lights up.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm surprised there hasn't been like a storm
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  Speaker 2: like a really bad hailstorm taking it.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of like underneath, like its protected. It's protected.
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  Speaker 3: I think what I'm hearing. It's like a show yard sale.
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  Speaker 3: We could do it in the parking lot, bringing all
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  Speaker 3: the health.
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  Speaker 1: You can't you can't move that tree. You can't move
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  Speaker 1: the giant clams that I have.
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  Speaker 2: We need.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna need a crest with the crane to get
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  Speaker 3: it all.
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  Speaker 1: Here for a thrift shop day, you know, seeking a
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  Speaker 1: paint and paint I'm so interested in this. Okay, your
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  Speaker 1: birthday was twelve days ago, and somehow you're still celebrating
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  Speaker 1: doing stuff right because you said you bought your own
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  Speaker 1: birthday cake.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: But your birthday was a week ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's Leo season, so you know it's my
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  Speaker 4: birth month, or at least Leo season's over. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: on like a couple of weekends. What was it last weekend?
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  Speaker 3: I just had a.
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  Speaker 4: Game night with like all my friends and a couple
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  Speaker 4: of my family were there. And a life hack, by
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  Speaker 4: the way, if you're gonna have a party and have
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  Speaker 4: people over, get your pizza at Costco. I got four
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  Speaker 4: big boxes of the pizza for forty dollars at Costco.
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  Speaker 1: This was for your birthday a week after your birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I threw myself my own birthday party, and I
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  Speaker 4: bought my own birthday cake. And when I bought it,
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  Speaker 4: I literally asked the guy out bashes, I said, is
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  Speaker 4: it sad to buy your own birthday cake? He said,
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  Speaker 4: are you buying your own birthday cake? I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he's like, happy birthday. You didn't tell me anything if
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  Speaker 4: it was sad.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, Wally, the birthday you had was a week before.
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  Speaker 1: Are you telling me you didn't have a birthday cake.
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  Speaker 1: Then you didn't have one birthday cake when you celebrate
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  Speaker 1: with your family and you had your cousin's.
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  Speaker 4: Over, she made me a birthday cake cause it was banana.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like banana, but you still had a birthday cake.
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  Speaker 1: So officially, on your birthday, you were given a birthday cake.
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  Speaker 1: So now ten days later, you're at the grocery store
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  Speaker 1: buying yourself a birthday cake. It's not sad because you're
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  Speaker 1: buying you don't you could just buy cake?
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  Speaker 4: Well, to make the story, said, I actually didn't get
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  Speaker 4: a birthday cake on my actual birthday, which is why
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  Speaker 4: I threw myself a birthday party.
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  Speaker 5: Because I was like, I will be celebrated.
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  Speaker 3: You have to put the icing Happy birthday Peyton on there.
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  Speaker 4: I had them put happy twenty eighth.
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  Speaker 1: That's a ball right now. That should have but you
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  Speaker 1: want to go viral. That should have been a viral
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  Speaker 1: Instagram post birthday cake, Na me a banana cake.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like bananas.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like banana, she said, I had the bananas.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna go bad, so iry to make the banana.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put a banana up your butt. Don't put banana.
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  Speaker 1: But oh god again that songs in my head. I'll
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  Speaker 1: twenty four seven, twenty four seven, don't put bananas in
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  Speaker 1: my butt. No, don't put bananas in my butt. I've
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  Speaker 1: told you several times before. My blood is not a banana.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put bananas a Peyton's birthday cake. You have a
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  Speaker 1: picture that birthday cake Peyton.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sure I do.
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  Speaker 1: Do you really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be great that you put it up on
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