Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Let's Play NOISE MACHINE
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- 0:00Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich Today's second Dight update. Right, So,
- 0:03Speaker 1: if you miss on Tuesday's we do dating drama, dating chaos.
- 0:06Speaker 1: And if you missed second date update, go to our Instagram,
- 0:10Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich. There's a video of Payton there
- 0:13Speaker 1: explaining it to you. Type in the word date in
- 0:17Speaker 1: the comments and we will send you today second date
- 0:19Speaker 1: update directly to your phone.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Very awesome.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Alex, good morning. You are our contestant for Noise Machine.
- 0:25Speaker 3: How are you good?
- 0:28Speaker 2: How are you?
- 0:29Speaker 4: Good morning?
- 0:29Speaker 2: Good morning? You're gonna play for four tickets of the
- 0:31Speaker 2: Diamondbacks against the Dodgers? Am I right? Nick is at
- 0:33Speaker 2: the game?
- 0:34Speaker 4: That's correct? Okay, so Noise Machine is really fun. Okay,
- 0:39Speaker 4: we're playing today. The theme is social media apps. If
- 0:43Speaker 4: you can name the notification sound from said social media apps,
- 0:49Speaker 4: you get a point. Okay, Okay, it's gonna be super
- 0:52Speaker 4: easy for everybody.
- 0:53Speaker 5: We're gonna start with John Jay.
- 0:57Speaker 2: What's app?
- 0:59Speaker 5: What's app?
- 1:00Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:01Speaker 5: I'm sorry, John Jay, that's incorrect. Anybody a guest in
- 1:04Speaker 5: the broom? Can you do it again?
- 1:07Speaker 2: Is it Snapchat?
- 1:09Speaker 5: Alex on the board? Is correct? Way to go?
- 1:15Speaker 3: Rich, I hear that on John Jay's computer all the time.
- 1:21Speaker 3: During the show. Can I hear any can please?
- 1:24Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:26Speaker 3: Some kind of Microsoft thing? Is it? Email? Microsoft email?
- 1:29Speaker 5: Microsoft email? Is close? Go ahead?
- 1:32Speaker 2: I think it's Facebook Messenger.
- 1:33Speaker 5: Facebook Messenger also close, Go ahead, Peyton. It's like it's
- 1:37Speaker 5: like the Gmail I am guys, Alex just got it.
- 1:40Speaker 2: What was it?
- 1:40Speaker 5: It's Microsoft team I know. Right here we go.
- 1:47Speaker 4: She's she's on the board with two points already.
- 1:51Speaker 5: Round one continues now with Peyton. That is the I
- 1:56Speaker 5: am from Google meets.
- 1:58Speaker 4: Google meets Okay, nope, anybody anybody Facebook.
- 2:02Speaker 5: Evidently you guys aren't looking for jobs. That's for LinkedIn.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Job Hunter.
- 2:09Speaker 3: I don't feel like the volumes ever up though, so
- 2:11Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever heard that.
- 2:13Speaker 4: That's the fun part about this game is that no
- 2:15Speaker 4: one actually listens to her their notification.
- 2:18Speaker 5: Kyle, Oh, that one sounds very familiar.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Familiar.
- 2:27Speaker 3: That's gonna be Instagram Instagram.
- 2:30Speaker 5: You know what that's not It's not right, it's wrong.
- 2:34Speaker 4: But Instagram is owned by meta Facebook.
- 2:42Speaker 5: All right, So nobody on the board but Alex. She
- 2:44Speaker 5: actually has two points and it's her turn. That is
- 2:54Speaker 5: Instagram message.
- 2:55Speaker 4: Wow, okay, yeah, just running away with the game. Aim.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Somebody's a doom scroller up.
- 3:01Speaker 4: By three points, already heading into round two, and we'll
- 3:06Speaker 4: start with John Jay.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Is that what's up? Sorry? What's up?
- 3:14Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, John Jay. No, that's incorrect. Anybody, anybody, anybody? Anybody?
- 3:20Speaker 4: No one uses zoom either. I was on the zoom yesterday.
- 3:25Speaker 4: If you had to wait in the waiting room, you
- 3:26Speaker 4: would you would have heard that I was. I just
- 3:28Speaker 4: have everything down, all right, goose egg for John Jay today.
- 3:33Speaker 4: Let's see if Rich can get.
- 3:34Speaker 5: On the board.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Because I'm related to my wife, Stacy. That is uberly
- 3:42Speaker 3: we're looking for. That's my wife, my wife and cousin Stacy.
- 3:51Speaker 5: All right, moving on around two, continues around, continues with Baiden.
- 4:00Speaker 5: Oh that is twitter X yeah, because that just sounds
- 4:06Speaker 5: like bad. Okay, uh no, anybody is that the aim?
- 4:11Speaker 4: No?
- 4:12Speaker 2: Is that is that? The is that? The new one?
- 4:14Speaker 2: Is that blue Fin?
- 4:15Speaker 3: No?
- 4:16Speaker 5: I look for my Space notification too, But that's not it.
- 4:20Speaker 5: That's you guys. Never were on icy Q?
- 4:23Speaker 2: No?
- 4:24Speaker 3: What the heck is that? Q?
- 4:26Speaker 5: What is that? Q? Is it chat message? No? Every
- 4:31Speaker 5: time you go? Okay, anyway, that was really fun for
- 4:34Speaker 5: just me.
- 4:34Speaker 4: All right, so we'll move on now.
- 4:40Speaker 5: Kylon. Round two, it's your turn.
- 4:47Speaker 2: That is another business ye meeting?
- 4:51Speaker 5: Okay, I mean I guess you could do business on
- 4:52Speaker 5: this sad.
- 4:54Speaker 2: I don't.
- 4:55Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 4:55Speaker 2: That's what's that? What's yeah?
- 4:58Speaker 5: John Jay on the board?
- 5:00Speaker 4: That was WhatsApp going in there? All right, you guys,
- 5:04Speaker 4: Alex has already won the game. But if she was
- 5:06Speaker 4: just smoshing in your face, it's her turn.
- 5:13Speaker 5: Let's TikTok, the TikTok. Let's go. Such a boss right,
- 5:18Speaker 5: crushed us.
- 5:21Speaker 3: I don't even have like half the social media's but
- 5:24Speaker 3: I think my fourteen year old's son, Oh wow.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Well you're gonna go see the Dodgers take on the Diamondbacks.
- 5:29Speaker 5: Congratulations Alex, thank you.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Have a great day. I have this what's App chat
- 5:35Speaker 1: with my Mexican family, Like there's ninety one messages I
- 5:39Speaker 1: haven't listened to, Like.
- 5:41Speaker 3: Oh, they talk back and forth and leave the message,
- 5:43Speaker 3: they leave the audio.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Message, the text message.
- 5:45Speaker 1: But it's so like if I had the notifications on,
- 5:47Speaker 1: it would be so dist I don't know how you
- 5:49Speaker 1: could live your life like that. I have all my
- 5:51Speaker 1: notifications turned off, so I was, you know, I was
- 5:54Speaker 1: less than in this game.
- 5:56Speaker 3: After ninety messages. I don't check in with you because
- 5:58Speaker 3: you haven't responded to anything.
- 5:59Speaker 1: No. I figured if it was something terrible that eventually
- 6:02Speaker 1: you get to my sister and she would text me
- 6:03Speaker 1: and say, look at your WHATSPP.
- 6:04Speaker 2: She's done that before, so I'm like, oh, okay, I
- 6:06Speaker 2: better go look. But it's too much.
- 6:08Speaker 1: And you know, I was on a zoom yesterday and
- 6:09Speaker 1: I've been on one in a while, and I'd rather
- 6:12Speaker 1: do meetings in person, but it's faris when I'm in
- 6:14Speaker 1: the zoom, I'm like grateful that I wasn't in person,
- 6:17Speaker 1: but yesterday I'm in the zoom, And tell me if
- 6:20Speaker 1: you ever feel like this. It's me and two guys
- 6:23Speaker 1: and they're all in their own homes or whatever, and
- 6:26Speaker 1: it gets to the point where I'm like just staring
- 6:28Speaker 1: at myself and my pose and I'm looking at my
- 6:31Speaker 1: and then I was on my phone and they're on computers.
- 6:34Speaker 1: And then I'm like, they're gonna be like can they
- 6:37Speaker 1: tell them on my phone? Because of the way the
- 6:40Speaker 1: setting is.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Are you like in your car or in your house
- 6:43Speaker 3: or say.
- 6:43Speaker 2: On a couch on my phone? Right?
- 6:45Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, I wonder if they
- 6:46Speaker 1: could tell that on my phone, and then I wonder,
- 6:48Speaker 1: they're gonna ask me why I'm on my phone?
- 6:49Speaker 2: Should I be on my laptop? And then I was like,
- 6:51Speaker 2: I don't have a laptop.
- 6:53Speaker 1: And then I already pictured them going why don't you
- 6:55Speaker 1: have a laptop, And I had this whole argument in
- 6:56Speaker 1: my head about why I don't have a laptop.
- 6:58Speaker 4: Meanwhile, while you're having argument in your head, do you
- 7:01Speaker 4: hear anything, they're actually saying.
- 7:02Speaker 1: That's where I'm going. Then they hear I hear, well,
- 7:05Speaker 1: what do you think, jah Ja? And I was like,
- 7:08Speaker 1: oh my god. And I was like, well, I agree
- 7:11Speaker 1: with you, Rick, I should have a laptop. So I
- 7:16Speaker 1: take it off of the screen lock and I turn
- 7:19Speaker 1: it sideways and it changes my face right and makes
- 7:24Speaker 1: you look like you're not looking at the right and
- 7:25Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, this is terrible.
- 7:26Speaker 2: So I'm moving back the other way.
- 7:27Speaker 1: And then but by the time you know what, the
- 7:29Speaker 1: meeting was over it and I don't think that I
- 7:30Speaker 1: gave them what they wanted in the meeting.
- 7:32Speaker 2: It's probably not anyway,