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- 1:38Speaker 4: Joining me today is Harrison Smith. Harrison is actually the
- 1:41Speaker 4: second person from Philly that I've actually had on my podcast,
- 1:45Speaker 4: the other being David Greenberg. There's aren't a lot of
- 1:48Speaker 4: filmmakers in Philly who've been on the podcast yet, but
- 1:53Speaker 4: Harrison's the second one. Harrison is the writer producer for
- 1:56Speaker 4: The Fields and Six Degrees of Hell starring Corey Feldman.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Harrison made his directorial debut with the feature Camp Dread,
- 2:04Speaker 4: which then Harrison followed up with Zombie Killers Elephant Graveyard.
- 2:08Speaker 4: His upcoming film Death House is being called the expendables
- 2:12Speaker 4: for the horror genre. Harrison, thank you very much coming
- 2:14Speaker 4: on the show.
- 2:15Speaker 5: Thanks you, OK, it's really nice to be here and
- 2:17Speaker 5: thanks for taking the time to want to talk to me.
- 2:19Speaker 4: Oh my, my pleasure. Harrison you know, Harrison, you know,
- 2:23Speaker 4: just to get started, you know, with everything.
- 2:25Speaker 5: You know.
- 2:25Speaker 4: I wanted to ask, you know, growing up, did you always,
- 2:28Speaker 4: you know, have an affinity for film or did you
- 2:30Speaker 4: know from a young age that you wanted to go
- 2:32Speaker 4: into the film industry?
- 2:33Speaker 5: Yeah? Absolutely, In the Fields. If anybody has watched my
- 2:37Speaker 5: film In the Fields, this shows a lot that I'd
- 2:39Speaker 5: spent a lot of time with my grandparents growing up.
- 2:41Speaker 5: My grandmother loved movies, especially horror films, so I spent
- 2:44Speaker 5: a lot of time on Saturday afternoons with Creature Feature
- 2:48Speaker 5: and Doctor Shock from Philadelphia and Creature Double Feature, all
- 2:53Speaker 5: those things. And so by the time I was like
- 2:55Speaker 5: eight years old, I knew the names of Vincent, Prise, Peter, Lorie, Boris, Karlov, Bello, Legosi,
- 3:00Speaker 5: all of them. And so when my mom took me
- 3:03Speaker 5: to see Jaws at the age of eight, I was
- 3:06Speaker 5: in nineteen seventy five. I saw it in theaters. I
- 3:09Speaker 5: knew when I walked out of that theater, It's like,
- 3:11Speaker 5: this is what I want to do. Jaws is the
- 3:12Speaker 5: movie that made me want to make movies.
- 3:15Speaker 4: You know, that's very cool, you know, it's always interesting
- 3:19Speaker 4: to hear everyone's background, because some people really take to
- 3:22Speaker 4: horror at a young age, Like I remember myself, Harrison,
- 3:24Speaker 4: you know, watching horror movies at a very young age,
- 3:27Speaker 4: and you just be like, Wow, this is just absolutely amazing,
- 3:30Speaker 4: you know, and you know it's just it's really just
- 3:33Speaker 4: really cool how we can just sort of take that
- 3:35Speaker 4: and you know, make a career out of it. So
- 3:37Speaker 4: you know, I was just taking all that, Harrison, did
- 3:40Speaker 4: you decide to go to film school or did you
- 3:42Speaker 4: go another route to get to actually do it? For
- 3:44Speaker 4: a link?
- 3:45Speaker 5: I wanted to make movies. Like I said, I was
- 3:48Speaker 5: making movies as a boy growing up. I did it
- 3:50Speaker 5: all through school, middle school, high school, the whole thing.
- 3:54Speaker 5: I had a local cable TV show, a comedy show
- 3:58Speaker 5: with my brother in it, and I decided, well, you know,
- 4:01Speaker 5: I guess when you're in high school the thing you
- 4:03Speaker 5: want to do is one of them. I wanted to
- 4:05Speaker 5: do was backpack through Europe. And my mom was like
- 4:08Speaker 5: absolutely not, like you're going to you don't go. You'll
- 4:12Speaker 5: never go that kind of thing. And so I ended
- 4:14Speaker 5: up going to Penn State, where I didn't even last
- 4:17Speaker 5: a semester and a half. I mean, I just partied
- 4:20Speaker 5: my way right out of Penn State. So you know,
- 4:24Speaker 5: I went to LA I ended up getting a job
- 4:26Speaker 5: at Universal Studios at Los Angeles where I worked out there,
- 4:30Speaker 5: made a lot of connections, a lot of you know,
- 4:32Speaker 5: got a lot of knowledge. I think I learned more
- 4:34Speaker 5: working on the set of Universal than I did, you know,
- 4:39Speaker 5: going to school. But I really didn't give it the
- 4:40Speaker 5: old college try either, however, I don't. I'm I'm still
- 4:45Speaker 5: on the fence about film school. I'm not one to
- 4:47Speaker 5: ever discount education. I mean, I have, you know, my
- 4:50Speaker 5: master's degrees and all of that stuff. However, to go
- 4:55Speaker 5: to school for film not quite so sure about that.
- 4:59Speaker 5: I mean, I know it can teach you certain things,
- 5:02Speaker 5: especially in the way of you know, like let's say,
- 5:04Speaker 5: even computer design, you know, animation. You have to learn
- 5:07Speaker 5: those things, and I get it. I'm still not sure
- 5:09Speaker 5: about where I stand on where if you can teach talent,
- 5:12Speaker 5: you either have that creative ability and most of all
- 5:15Speaker 5: that gumption to get up and do it. I mean,
- 5:17Speaker 5: the number one thing that any good film production class
- 5:21Speaker 5: should teach is you go out and you do it.
- 5:24Speaker 5: That's it. You can't teach how to produce. You only
- 5:27Speaker 5: know by doing it. John Carpenter will say that, I mean,
- 5:30Speaker 5: you grab a camera and you go out and you shoot.
- 5:32Speaker 5: Dean Kundy will back me up on that. You know,
- 5:35Speaker 5: to sit in a class in front of a textbook
- 5:37Speaker 5: and watch movies or whatever, you can learn things. Yes,
- 5:41Speaker 5: I'm never discounting that, but what I am saying is
- 5:44Speaker 5: that you got to get out there and do it.
- 5:45Speaker 5: It's as simple as that. If you want to make movies,
- 5:47Speaker 5: go make movies. That's the best advice that I have.
- 5:51Speaker 4: And you know that's actually similar advice to aarison from
- 5:53Speaker 4: from some of the other guests. So I'm always interested
- 5:55Speaker 4: to know, you know, if the guests went to film
- 5:57Speaker 4: school or not. And it's always you know, interesting to see,
- 6:00Speaker 4: you know what, if they did, do they feel they
- 6:03Speaker 4: gained anything from it, And if they didn't, do they
- 6:06Speaker 4: do they kind of wish they did. And it's just
- 6:08Speaker 4: interesting because you know, and you mentioned it yourself, you know,
- 6:10Speaker 4: you don't want to, you know, discount education, but it's
- 6:13Speaker 4: just interesting to see everyone's sort of path to in
- 6:15Speaker 4: this industry.
- 6:16Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, we're in a society now, Dave, where
- 6:20Speaker 5: most filmmakers will tell you that we're we're in a
- 6:22Speaker 5: spectator's society. We're in a society where everybody can get
- 6:25Speaker 5: online and be a critic. But my answer always back
- 6:28Speaker 5: is very simple, and that is, and what film did
- 6:30Speaker 5: you make?
- 6:31Speaker 4: Oh?
- 6:31Speaker 5: You've made nothing, but you snark on the internet and
- 6:34Speaker 5: put anonymous comments on and uh, we've now confused the
- 6:38Speaker 5: line between true criticism, which is great, and reviews, which
- 6:45Speaker 5: are not reviews. They're they're not they're they're just they're
- 6:48Speaker 5: they're just posts their comments on on IMDb or Amazon
- 6:53Speaker 5: or YouTube. Uh, you know, like like for example, look,
- 6:57Speaker 5: I don't know where I stand on the new Ghostbusters movie.
- 7:00Speaker 5: I mean quite frankly, I just really don't care. If
- 7:02Speaker 5: it's good great, and if it isn't, oh well, But
- 7:04Speaker 5: you know the amount of piss and vinegar that came
- 7:08Speaker 5: out for that trailer, mostly from people that have never
- 7:11Speaker 5: made a film. They don't know what goes into it,
- 7:13Speaker 5: They have no idea what it happened, and most of
- 7:16Speaker 5: them they're judging something based on a thirty second trailer
- 7:19Speaker 5: sixty second trailer. So I mean, look, you and I
- 7:22Speaker 5: both know we've seen trailers where something looks awesome and
- 7:25Speaker 5: then you get there and you found out you saw
- 7:26Speaker 5: the best parts in the trailer and the movie is
- 7:28Speaker 5: nothing like that. So we're in a very spectator society,
- 7:34Speaker 5: I guess is my point where we're losing the ability,
- 7:37Speaker 5: not all of us, but people lose the ability to
- 7:40Speaker 5: understand what really goes into something like film is not
- 7:43Speaker 5: a product, and the moment that film becomes product, it
- 7:46Speaker 5: loses its intent and its magic. Film is a laborious process.
- 7:51Speaker 5: Any independent filmmaker listening to me now knows that whether
- 7:54Speaker 5: your budget is five thousand bucks or five million bucks,
- 7:58Speaker 5: the same amount of effort goes into it. You're it's
- 8:00Speaker 5: all relative. And for the critics, they just go, oh,
- 8:03Speaker 5: it didn't have those great special effects, so it doesn't
- 8:06Speaker 5: have this, it doesn't have a star in it. Well, yeah,
- 8:08Speaker 5: that's because you're sitting somewhere on a laptop, a computer,
- 8:11Speaker 5: your cell phone, and you don't do it. You're not
- 8:14Speaker 5: out there doing it. You're not out there dealing with
- 8:16Speaker 5: how do you feed a crew, how do you where
- 8:17Speaker 5: do you lodge people, dealing with permits from cities or
- 8:21Speaker 5: or any of that. So we've become a very comment
- 8:24Speaker 5: based society, and and that's that's tough for anybody listening
- 8:29Speaker 5: to me that's out there, and they're putting their neck
- 8:31Speaker 5: on the line, and they're they're, you know, taking someone's
- 8:33Speaker 5: money that has been invested into them and trusted into
- 8:36Speaker 5: them to make the best possible product for a return
- 8:39Speaker 5: on investment.
- 8:40Speaker 4: You know, there's an account on Twitter called Amazon Movie Reviews,
- 8:44Speaker 4: and it actually it harvests all of the most weird,
- 8:48Speaker 4: craziest movie reviews, and some of the time you'll see
- 8:52Speaker 4: like a one star review Wolf of Wall Streets as
- 8:55Speaker 4: one of the most rememorable ones. It was one star review.
- 8:58Speaker 4: There were no wolves in this movie.
- 9:00Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's what you're up against, right This is
- 9:04Speaker 5: this is definitely what we're up against. There's one guy
- 9:07Speaker 5: on YouTube and I have a post. I publish a
- 9:10Speaker 5: series of film articles called Cinema cyn e m A
- 9:14Speaker 5: and it's on horror fuel dot com. It's hosted over there,
- 9:17Speaker 5: and you know, I talk about cynicism and filmmaking and
- 9:21Speaker 5: how dangerous it is. And I did a swipe at
- 9:25Speaker 5: these supposed online movie bloggers and reviewers. Look, I have
- 9:29Speaker 5: no problem with somebody qualified watching one of my films
- 9:33Speaker 5: and going, well, I didn't care for it. And here's
- 9:35Speaker 5: the empirical data as to why that's fine. What I
- 9:39Speaker 5: don't like is, you know, I've had people, for example,
- 9:42Speaker 5: here's one in a review where they absolutely love Camp Drett.
- 9:47Speaker 5: I mean, they did nothing but praise this movie, Dave.
- 9:50Speaker 5: And then then at the end they go, it's it's
- 9:53Speaker 5: probably the best sequel to sleep Away Camp that they've made.
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- 10:06Speaker 5: Well, you just blew the entire review. My Camp Dread
- 10:09Speaker 5: is not a sequel, and it is not affiliated with
- 10:12Speaker 5: Sleepaway Camp in any way other than that FeliCa Rose
- 10:15Speaker 5: stars in the film, but she is not Angela Baker,
- 10:17Speaker 5: and it has nothing to do with that original storyline.
- 10:20Speaker 5: So all the praise that they heaped on my film
- 10:22Speaker 5: tells me nothing, because you didn't watch it properly, you
- 10:26Speaker 5: did not even look at it. And then you have
- 10:28Speaker 5: others that claim the reviewers. And one guy in Camp
- 10:31Speaker 5: Dread said, well, you know, Smith thinks it's creative to
- 10:34Speaker 5: kill somebody at the end with a watermelon shot at
- 10:36Speaker 5: their head. It's pretty damn clear that that's not a
- 10:39Speaker 5: watermelon that's in that slang. So and then when I
- 10:42Speaker 5: contacted the guy and I said, look, I understand you
- 10:45Speaker 5: may not have liked all of Camp Dread or that
- 10:47Speaker 5: the ending put you off, but your information is incorrect.
- 10:51Speaker 5: There is no watermelon at the end, and anybody who's
- 10:54Speaker 5: seen the film and listening to me right now knows
- 10:56Speaker 5: that is not the case at all. And then the
- 10:58Speaker 5: guy said, oh, yeah, I guess you know I didn't
- 11:01Speaker 5: write this review until a couple of weeks after it.
- 11:03Speaker 5: I guess I didn't look at my notes. You don't
- 11:05Speaker 5: need notes for that. That's like saying at the end
- 11:07Speaker 5: of Jaws, you know it's a shame that they launched
- 11:10Speaker 5: a shark into space. No, they blew it up with
- 11:13Speaker 5: a tank in its mouth. Oh well, I didn't have
- 11:15Speaker 5: my notes. How do you forget something like that? So
- 11:19Speaker 5: that's that's the issue. I think that's out there now,
- 11:21Speaker 5: that films are being looked upon as just product and
- 11:24Speaker 5: they're not being looked upon as you know, something special
- 11:28Speaker 5: or the people are working very hard on. And not
- 11:31Speaker 5: all films people are working very hard on. I mean,
- 11:33Speaker 5: there's truly some bad films out there that people have
- 11:36Speaker 5: that American idol attitude that they think theirs is the greatest.
- 11:39Speaker 5: But I don't think we have a very well educated
- 11:42Speaker 5: audience out there. I really don't so with horror, like
- 11:45Speaker 5: you said, there were no wolves in this film. Now,
- 11:47Speaker 5: if that's a legitimate post and somebody was really expecting
- 11:51Speaker 5: a wolf or a were wolf or whatever it may be,
- 11:55Speaker 5: that's the kind of thing I'm talking about. Like I said,
- 11:57Speaker 5: there's a guy on YouTube that does his review under
- 12:01Speaker 5: a sheet like as I guess, he's like the unknown reviewer,
- 12:05Speaker 5: and and it's just a shtick. There's there's no film
- 12:07Speaker 5: analysis there, there's no criticism, there's there's nothing there other
- 12:11Speaker 5: than that this guy thinks it's just really funny to
- 12:13Speaker 5: have a stupid gimmick like being under a sheet and
- 12:16Speaker 5: making fun of movies. I guess, yeah, maybe there's an
- 12:19Speaker 5: audience for that. But then you have somebody as brilliant
- 12:22Speaker 5: as a Red Letter Media with you know, mister Plinkett's reviews,
- 12:26Speaker 5: where I think his Star Wars critique should be studied
- 12:29Speaker 5: in film school. I think he's brilliant.
- 12:31Speaker 4: Yeah, Red Letter Media. I've actually seen all all of
- 12:34Speaker 4: their videos and yeah, I concur that there. Their Star
- 12:38Speaker 4: Wars analysis is absolutely phenomenal. I actually had a professor
- 12:42Speaker 4: when I was in college actually bring that up and
- 12:44Speaker 4: he said, he actually showed a few minutes of it,
- 12:46Speaker 4: and he goes, Guys, when you go home, make sure
- 12:48Speaker 4: you check this out. It is absolutely well, so well
- 12:50Speaker 4: done because it's funny, but it's also insightful to say,
- 12:53Speaker 4: see it's brilliant.
- 12:54Speaker 5: I mean, you know, and he and he assesses so
- 12:56Speaker 5: much more than just film criticism. He's he's looking at
- 12:59Speaker 5: the entire scope of the picture that allowed these movies
- 13:02Speaker 5: to be made. And what I loved is is they
- 13:04Speaker 5: have a recent post now where he's he's like, instead
- 13:08Speaker 5: of the Force awakens, plank And awakens like he's been
- 13:11Speaker 5: asleep for so long. And you know this this retro
- 13:15Speaker 5: view now that oh, maybe the prequels weren't as bad
- 13:19Speaker 5: as we said, and oh the Internet drove poor George
- 13:21Speaker 5: Lucas away from the Star Wars franchise, and now there's
- 13:24Speaker 5: this ridiculous thing that you know, we want him back
- 13:26Speaker 5: to direct episode nine, No no, And Plankett adamantly supports
- 13:32Speaker 5: why this this should not be and and all of
- 13:36Speaker 5: the like I said, the overall general big picture stuff
- 13:40Speaker 5: that that contributed to a series of films that were
- 13:43Speaker 5: not very good at all and and really flew in
- 13:46Speaker 5: the face of of what drove the original and its
- 13:49Speaker 5: subsequent sequels, and and that's that's what I'm talking about.
- 13:53Speaker 5: We there's too much information out there now, Dave and
- 13:56Speaker 5: and a lot of people just you know, they think, well,
- 13:58Speaker 5: my opinion is the only one that should be heard.
- 14:00Speaker 5: So we have now this my technology, Trump's experience kind
- 14:05Speaker 5: of thing. That's how I feel.
- 14:06Speaker 4: You know, there was a documentary about episode one and
- 14:10Speaker 4: when they were actually watching the cut of The Phantom Menace,
- 14:14Speaker 4: and George said something like, see, Jorge jar is the
- 14:17Speaker 4: key to all this. If we can get him working,
- 14:19Speaker 4: it makes everything else work, or something along those lines.
- 14:22Speaker 4: And it was just very interesting to see how that
- 14:24Speaker 4: all sort of came together because I think in that process,
- 14:27Speaker 4: I think, you know, obviously there was a reliance on
- 14:31Speaker 4: CGI and special effects and you know, putting on the
- 14:33Speaker 4: actors in a complete green screen and a green screen room.
- 14:37Speaker 4: You know, it's just very interesting to see, you know,
- 14:39Speaker 4: how those movies were shot. And the only real defense
- 14:43Speaker 4: I've ever seen of those movies for like, you know,
- 14:45Speaker 4: people who like the old Star Wars episodes, you know, four, five,
- 14:47Speaker 4: and six, they always say about episodes one, two, and three,
- 14:49Speaker 4: they were mainly for kids, and I don't really know
- 14:52Speaker 4: if that's true or not.
- 14:53Speaker 5: If you know what I mean, I agree, I don't
- 14:57Speaker 5: know what. Look, I'm not George Lucas and I could
- 14:59Speaker 5: only wish to rack up his type of failures. Okay,
- 15:04Speaker 5: so it's hard to say on that. I mean, I
- 15:08Speaker 5: wrote a two part essay on it when George was
- 15:11Speaker 5: out there belly aching about how unfairly he was treated
- 15:15Speaker 5: or alienated from the process this time around of making
- 15:20Speaker 5: the new Star Wars film, The Force Awakens. And my answer,
- 15:24Speaker 5: quite frankly, is Disney. I'm not a big Disney champion
- 15:28Speaker 5: nor fan, and yet I felt Disney did the absolute
- 15:31Speaker 5: right thing, and that is they gave him a check
- 15:32Speaker 5: for four billion dollars and told him to be happy
- 15:34Speaker 5: to be on his way. And I think that was
- 15:36Speaker 5: the smartest thing that Disney could have done. They made
- 15:39Speaker 5: it very clear, we're not interested in your ideas, we're
- 15:41Speaker 5: not interested in your outlines. Thanks for all you've done
- 15:45Speaker 5: and contributed to this genre and this film series, and
- 15:48Speaker 5: we wish you well. And I think that was a
- 15:51Speaker 5: very smart business move. And obviously the box office performance
- 15:54Speaker 5: and overall reception to the Force Awakens I think reflects that.
- 16:00Speaker 5: I think The Force Awakens was the proper way to
- 16:03Speaker 5: do things, to kind of like reset the franchise. Yes,
- 16:07Speaker 5: it relied incredibly on nostalgia. Yeah, you could argue that
- 16:11Speaker 5: it's a remake of a New Hope. I get all
- 16:14Speaker 5: of that, but there was really almost no other way
- 16:16Speaker 5: that it could be done because of the damage that
- 16:18Speaker 5: had been inflicted by those three prequels, and so saying
- 16:22Speaker 5: that the excuses while they worrying for children, my question is, well,
- 16:26Speaker 5: who the hell asked you to do that? Since when
- 16:28Speaker 5: did Star Wars become predominantly just for children? And why
- 16:31Speaker 5: would you alienate an entire generation that grew up on
- 16:35Speaker 5: those films and shut them out of the picture to
- 16:37Speaker 5: make movies for that generation's kids. No one asked you
- 16:40Speaker 5: to do that, There was no demand for any of that.
- 16:44Speaker 5: It's almost arrogance if that was Lucas's intent. My question
- 16:48Speaker 5: is is who the hell asked you to do that?
- 16:50Speaker 4: Yeah? And also the reason I don't believe that either
- 16:53Speaker 4: is because you know, the storyline in episode one, for instance,
- 16:56Speaker 4: is very very convoluted, and also the you know at
- 17:01Speaker 4: the end, you know Darth Maul gets chopped into two
- 17:03Speaker 4: and QUI gon Jindie and I was like that that
- 17:06Speaker 4: wouldn't be a kid's movie.
- 17:08Speaker 5: And that's what I mean.
- 17:09Speaker 4: It is.
- 17:09Speaker 5: You're right, it is. It's a very poor excuse. What
- 17:12Speaker 5: it comes down to is in my opinion, and it's
- 17:15Speaker 5: nothing I wouldn't say to George Lucas to his face,
- 17:17Speaker 5: because apparently people have said, I know, Frank Darabant has
- 17:20Speaker 5: pretty much said worse to him, and Lucas just stares
- 17:22Speaker 5: back at you, like George Lucas, so I don't think
- 17:27Speaker 5: he really cares. I think the issue really comes down
- 17:30Speaker 5: to is you have the Elvis principle, and that is,
- 17:33Speaker 5: you know, he became so big, no one's going to
- 17:36Speaker 5: tell him no, so you have an Emperor's new clothes
- 17:39Speaker 5: kind of situation. Once that first draft of The Phantom
- 17:42Speaker 5: Menace was done, it really needed to go through a
- 17:44Speaker 5: team and have people go George now that the dialogue
- 17:48Speaker 5: is horrendous. And by the way, George is the first
- 17:50Speaker 5: one to admit in many of his interviews he hates
- 17:53Speaker 5: the writing process and he knows his dialogue as wooden,
- 17:56Speaker 5: instilted and not good. He's very much aware of that,
- 17:59Speaker 5: and he even admits so much to say that he
- 18:01Speaker 5: really doesn't care for directing all that much. So why
- 18:05Speaker 5: is he allowed to do this? That was the question. Well,
- 18:08Speaker 5: the answer is simple. He financed all those prequels out
- 18:11Speaker 5: of his own pockets. So when you do that, you
- 18:12Speaker 5: can do whatever the hell you want. I mean, there's
- 18:15Speaker 5: a video I saw somewhere of one of the assistant
- 18:20Speaker 5: producers sitting with him in a room going, oh okay, George.
- 18:23Speaker 5: So I assume on set you'll be the one to
- 18:27Speaker 5: yell action and cut. Could we suck up to this
- 18:29Speaker 5: guy anymore?
- 18:32Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 18:33Speaker 5: Guess who yells action and cut? The director unless you
- 18:36Speaker 5: want to be the first a d and do it,
- 18:37Speaker 5: because they do that as well too. What kind of
- 18:41Speaker 5: a stupid conversation is that? Anyway? You know, somebody needed
- 18:45Speaker 5: to tell him this is not a good script. When
- 18:49Speaker 5: the opening crawl, that title crawl comes out and it
- 18:52Speaker 5: says the Phantom Menace, and at about one paragraph into
- 18:55Speaker 5: a three sentences or so, five sentences or so into
- 18:57Speaker 5: this thing we're talking about, you know, block caids, planetary
- 19:01Speaker 5: blockades and trade federations and tariffs and all, I'm like,
- 19:05Speaker 5: oh my god, can my eyes glaze over? I mean
- 19:07Speaker 5: I knew within the first thirty seconds of that crawl
- 19:11Speaker 5: we're in trouble, and we were you know that, And
- 19:15Speaker 5: you just kind of approach those films as if you know, well,
- 19:19Speaker 5: I'll go see Attack of the Clones because it really
- 19:21Speaker 5: couldn't be any worse than the Phantom Menace. We'll guess
- 19:23Speaker 5: what it was. And then even with Revenge of the Sith, well,
- 19:27Speaker 5: i mean, everybody's saying this is the darkest one. Oh,
- 19:29Speaker 5: this is it? No? That really that Darth Vader ending
- 19:34Speaker 5: that No, that was something you'd see on the Simpsons,
- 19:37Speaker 5: you know, and when people are sitting in that theater
- 19:40Speaker 5: laughing and it's unintentional laughter. I mean it was.
- 19:44Speaker 4: It was bad.
- 19:45Speaker 5: It was just bad, you know. And and it's one
- 19:47Speaker 5: of those again, it's the Emperor's new clothes. Nobody wants
- 19:50Speaker 5: to say it's bad because it's Star Wars.
- 19:53Speaker 1: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor.
- 19:59Speaker 5: And now the show, well guess what they were back
- 20:04Speaker 5: from a production sense, No, they're beautifully made, they're richly textured.
- 20:08Speaker 5: You know, you have top of the line stars in them. Look,
- 20:11Speaker 5: there's the reason why, there's a reason why this guy
- 20:14Speaker 5: isn't out there being proud and talking about his contribution
- 20:17Speaker 5: to the Star Wars franchise. You know, the story is
- 20:21Speaker 5: is that he signed on without a script. He wanted
- 20:24Speaker 5: to be in Star Wars. Well you got it, and
- 20:27Speaker 5: he wasn't the only one who got taken. We all
- 20:29Speaker 5: got taken, you know. I mean we waited twenty years
- 20:33Speaker 5: for that, to explain Midichlorian, you know, to explain the
- 20:37Speaker 5: Force as almost a genetic kind of of situation. Why
- 20:41Speaker 5: do we need that? Nobody asked for that. We didn't
- 20:44Speaker 5: ask for any of this. It's like now with this
- 20:46Speaker 5: whole remake thing, Oh, we're gonna go back and give
- 20:49Speaker 5: Jason Voorhees a backstory? Do we really need that? Do
- 20:53Speaker 5: we really need a backstory to Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees?
- 20:56Speaker 5: Oh so, in Rob Zombi's Halloween, Michael Myers is the
- 20:59Speaker 5: way that he is because his mom was a stripper
- 21:02Speaker 5: and his dad was, you know, a wife beater, and
- 21:04Speaker 5: oh that's why he's Why do we need that? Do
- 21:07Speaker 5: we need to explain a tornado? Sometimes bad shit just happens.
- 21:11Speaker 5: Sometimes bad things happen to good people and there is
- 21:14Speaker 5: no explanation Michael Myers I always compared to in the
- 21:18Speaker 5: original seventy film is a tornado. He touches down in Haddenfield.
- 21:21Speaker 5: This is before the subplot of Jennie Lee Curtis is
- 21:24Speaker 5: his sister and all that soap opera garbage. But he
- 21:28Speaker 5: touched down in a town. He's evil, he was born evil.
- 21:32Speaker 5: Doctor Loomis said it best, like this kid is just evil.
- 21:35Speaker 5: That's it. We don't need any other explanation. We don't
- 21:38Speaker 5: need that. You know, he tortured animals, and he was
- 21:41Speaker 5: picked on, and he loved his mom, but his mom
- 21:43Speaker 5: was beaten. And why do we need any of that?
- 21:45Speaker 5: I mean, it's just fluff to make people feel like
- 21:48Speaker 5: they're getting something more.
- 21:49Speaker 4: In my opinion, I wasn't a big fan of the
- 21:52Speaker 4: remake of The Halloweens, nor did I like the remake
- 21:55Speaker 4: of Friday the Thirteenth, because that when I you know,
- 21:59Speaker 4: I I remember watching that was and I thought to myself, Wow,
- 22:03Speaker 4: I don't know what I just saw there. I remember
- 22:06Speaker 4: like two things from that movie right now, because usually
- 22:08Speaker 4: most movies I can remember pretty well, that one not
- 22:12Speaker 4: so much. I remember something about a bus and Jason
- 22:14Speaker 4: popping out of it.
- 22:15Speaker 5: Yeah, you know. That's what I mean, Like, that's cynicism
- 22:19Speaker 5: and filmmaking, and that's what I write about a lot,
- 22:22Speaker 5: and that is was this trip even necessary? Why not
- 22:26Speaker 5: go back?
- 22:26Speaker 4: Then?
- 22:27Speaker 5: If you're gonna remake stuff, remake the bad movies, why
- 22:30Speaker 5: are we remaking the good ones? There's no need to
- 22:33Speaker 5: remake John Carpenter's Halloween. There's no needs, there's no need,
- 22:38Speaker 5: there's no reason whatsoever to do this none. And you know,
- 22:43Speaker 5: people can say, well, it's to update it? What's there
- 22:45Speaker 5: to update? Do we need to update Gone with the Wind?
- 22:48Speaker 5: Do we need to take it out of the Civil
- 22:50Speaker 5: War and update it to I don't know, Iraq, Do
- 22:52Speaker 5: we need to do this? I don't see the need
- 22:55Speaker 5: for any of this. Everybody falls on that, Well, we're
- 22:58Speaker 5: updating the movie. Story is a good story? Do we
- 23:01Speaker 5: do we need to update you know anything? You know,
- 23:04Speaker 5: like the legend is sleepy hollow? Do we need to
- 23:05Speaker 5: rewrite that? Should we be rewriting Stephen King's carry in
- 23:09Speaker 5: the future? And people go, oh, that's ridiculous, Well, why
- 23:11Speaker 5: is it any different with remaking a movie? Does Jaws
- 23:14Speaker 5: really need to be updated? What because some of the
- 23:16Speaker 5: cars look old? Because they don't have cell phones in them.
- 23:20Speaker 5: That this is stupid, It's just dumb.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I concur you know, whenever I hear about somebody's
- 23:26Speaker 4: moves being remade. I mean, we you mentioned Ghostbusters earlier
- 23:30Speaker 4: when they when they were gonna you know, I know
- 23:32Speaker 4: there's a female version of Ghostbusters, and I heard them
- 23:34Speaker 4: there's gonna be a male version of Ghostbusters. I don't
- 23:37Speaker 4: know if they're if they're necessarily a remake or a
- 23:41Speaker 4: SEQL prequel type deal. But I'm always wondering, you know,
- 23:45Speaker 4: is you know what's the intent behind this?
- 23:48Speaker 5: I don't know, you know, I I it would be
- 23:51Speaker 5: like like I don't care that it's in all female Ghostbusters.
- 23:54Speaker 5: Like it's almost like that's a deliberate distraction to get
- 23:57Speaker 5: people talking, Like you're almost doing it deliberate to stir
- 24:00Speaker 5: things up. Why is that even an issue? I don't care.
- 24:03Speaker 5: I mean, what if they were all black? What if
- 24:05Speaker 5: they were all Asian? Is it an all Asian Ghostbusters?
- 24:08Speaker 5: Is it in all black Ghostbusters? Who cares? If the
- 24:11Speaker 5: movie's funny, go see them, Go see the movie? Who cares?
- 24:15Speaker 5: Who cares if it's all women? Who cares if it's
- 24:17Speaker 5: all animated? I don't care. Just make a good movie.
- 24:21Speaker 5: But we create these things now to generate the buzz
- 24:25Speaker 5: on the internet, to get people talking and fighting and
- 24:28Speaker 5: bickering back and forth. Because in the end, it's the
- 24:31Speaker 5: old theory that you know, there is no such thing
- 24:33Speaker 5: as bad publicity. So I'm sure that Apatou and everybody
- 24:37Speaker 5: were really upset that, you know, there was such hatred
- 24:39Speaker 5: for the Ghostbusters trailer that came out because they're sitting back,
- 24:43Speaker 5: going but you're talking about it. Yeah, now it's trending.
- 24:46Speaker 5: It's everybody's the pre awareness on the project is amazing.
- 24:50Speaker 5: And let's just say it is a terrible film. It's
- 24:53Speaker 5: not gonna matter because people a lot of people will
- 24:55Speaker 5: go just to see if it is that terrible.
- 24:58Speaker 4: Yeah, and that is very true when you know, and
- 25:01Speaker 4: you know, as we were talking earlier about, you know,
- 25:02Speaker 4: everyone sort of has a blog. You know, reminded me
- 25:04Speaker 4: of this, you know of a couple of different filmmaking blogs,
- 25:06Speaker 4: and I would stumble upon, you know, maybe you know,
- 25:09Speaker 4: a year or so ago, and it would be people
- 25:11Speaker 4: you know who went to film school who never really
- 25:14Speaker 4: made a film, just like you know, like you were saying, Harrison,
- 25:16Speaker 4: and they were they it seems like they wanted to,
- 25:20Speaker 4: but it was just a rather an easier way just
- 25:24Speaker 4: to sort of watch movies and then just make these
- 25:27Speaker 4: like real snarky comments about them.
- 25:30Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a different when you go to a football
- 25:32Speaker 5: game and some big fat load is sitting behind you
- 25:35Speaker 5: talking about how the coach made a bad move here
- 25:38Speaker 5: and that player can't run. Really fat ass, get down
- 25:40Speaker 5: on the field and go run.
- 25:43Speaker 4: You know that.
- 25:44Speaker 5: That's how I feel, you know, And it's it's no
- 25:46Speaker 5: different than a musician, anybody out there who's working. It's
- 25:50Speaker 5: like teachers, you know, you get everybody. Oh, teachers get
- 25:53Speaker 5: you know, three months off and they're overpaid. Really go
- 25:56Speaker 5: in and do their job. Okay, go in and do it. Look,
- 26:00Speaker 5: I was a teacher, and I can tell you the
- 26:02Speaker 5: people that complain, I'll give you five days. You won't
- 26:05Speaker 5: make it three, but I'll give you five. And it's
- 26:08Speaker 5: no different than construction. It's no different than anything that
- 26:12Speaker 5: you're out there in your work and your butt off,
- 26:14Speaker 5: and there's always somebody to comment. So it doesn't just
- 26:17Speaker 5: apply to filmmaking. You know. Yeah, maybe I'm not in
- 26:20Speaker 5: George Lucas's shoes. It's very easy for me to sit
- 26:22Speaker 5: back and critique, because you know, I'm not making one
- 26:25Speaker 5: hundred and fifty million dollar motion picture. But when you see, look,
- 26:29Speaker 5: all good films start in one place, and that is
- 26:32Speaker 5: with a script. You don't need a giant staff and
- 26:35Speaker 5: you don't need a mega empire to write a good story.
- 26:39Speaker 5: And the issue with all of the prequels comes down
- 26:41Speaker 5: to one thing. It's on that page. That's it. You know,
- 26:46Speaker 5: you can once you if you don't have, you're not
- 26:48Speaker 5: improving on a bad script. That's all. And believe it
- 26:51Speaker 5: or not, the computers still can't take that writing job over.
- 26:54Speaker 5: They still can't write a good movie yet. So it
- 26:58Speaker 5: still comes down to telling a good story. And those
- 27:01Speaker 5: three films did not have good stories. And it's that simple,
- 27:06Speaker 5: you know.
- 27:06Speaker 4: Harrison's funny you mentioned that because I was actually talking
- 27:08Speaker 4: to a past guest about that just recently, because she
- 27:11Speaker 4: posted an article about a new screenwriting algorithm software and
- 27:17Speaker 4: they and she said to me, you know, one day,
- 27:20Speaker 4: she was like, are they just you know, are studio
- 27:22Speaker 4: execs just going to literally try to bang out a
- 27:24Speaker 4: script by hitting a button saying like, okay, I want
- 27:27Speaker 4: a superhero movie with this and this and this enter
- 27:33Speaker 4: and you know, and you know, it'll go through a
- 27:36Speaker 4: million computations and all of a sudden, you know, outcomes
- 27:39Speaker 4: a hundred, one hundred and twenty page screenplay and they go, oh,
- 27:43Speaker 4: this is our next block bus.
- 27:44Speaker 5: And in some ways, didn't we have that with Jurassic World.
- 27:48Speaker 5: Jurassic World is not a screenplay. I love when they
- 27:50Speaker 5: say written by it's it's a to do list, that's
- 27:54Speaker 5: all it is. I mean, they basically remade all the
- 27:57Speaker 5: best scenes out of Jurassic Park and they stitched it
- 28:00Speaker 5: together with some threadbare story. So it's an algorithm, that's
- 28:03Speaker 5: all it is. Right, Introduce the kids, get the kids
- 28:06Speaker 5: in trouble, rescue the kids, and in between, intersperse it
- 28:09Speaker 5: with some dinosaur action and give us a Godzilla ending,
- 28:12Speaker 5: because that's basically what we got. The Tyrannosaurus walks off,
- 28:16Speaker 5: you know, as the embattled hero like Godzilla walked off
- 28:19Speaker 5: into the sunset in the twenty fourteen film. And then
- 28:22Speaker 5: it's up on some type of helicopter helipad and roars
- 28:25Speaker 5: off into the sunset, just like Godzilla does before he
- 28:28Speaker 5: drops down into the water. I mean, that's an algorithm,
- 28:30Speaker 5: is it not?
- 28:31Speaker 4: Yeah? And because that ending, I was kind of like, oh, okay,
- 28:36Speaker 4: everyone sort of teamed up. It reminded me of a
- 28:38Speaker 4: of another movie I saw, which I actually think, actually
- 28:41Speaker 4: I think that was one of the sequels, the Jurassic Park,
- 28:43Speaker 4: where it comes some of the dinosaurs all teamed up
- 28:45Speaker 4: at the end, and I was like, I think it
- 28:48Speaker 4: was like wow, I think I was like, it did
- 28:50Speaker 4: seem You're right, it does seem like a toudolo it's all.
- 28:53Speaker 5: I mean, you can see what they did. They probably
- 28:56Speaker 5: brought a Colin Trevoro on his director and said, you're
- 28:58Speaker 5: you're really not a director, you're a man. Just get
- 29:01Speaker 5: us from here to here, start us here, get that in,
- 29:03Speaker 5: make sure you get that end it Like that's all
- 29:06Speaker 5: there is to it, right, I mean I was. I
- 29:09Speaker 5: told this story to another interview. I was standing in
- 29:12Speaker 5: line to see Jurassic World and the three D version
- 29:16Speaker 5: I did not want to see. I'm sorry, the three
- 29:18Speaker 5: D version I was going to see, and it sold
- 29:21Speaker 5: out and all that was left was a two D version.
- 29:23Speaker 5: But it already started like the first I think the
- 29:26Speaker 5: previews were on or something like that. So these guys,
- 29:28Speaker 5: these college guys were in front of me, and they
- 29:31Speaker 5: were fretting like, oh man, we're going to miss the
- 29:32Speaker 5: first ten minutes, and so I stopped him and I said, gentlemen,
- 29:36Speaker 5: let's really look at this pretty clearly here. What do
- 29:39Speaker 5: you think we're gonna miss? I said, I'll bet you
- 29:41Speaker 5: it'll start with some kids and they go to the
- 29:43Speaker 5: island and we hear John Williams's Jurassic Parks score with
- 29:47Speaker 5: lots of aerial sweeping shots of the island, and then
- 29:49Speaker 5: we'll go down onto the island and see lots of
- 29:52Speaker 5: dinosaurs and everybody's standing in wide eyed wonder with their
- 29:54Speaker 5: mouths open in a gape. That's what we're going to have.
- 29:57Speaker 5: And son of a bitch, if that wasn't the first
- 29:59Speaker 5: ten minute, it's a Jurassic world.
- 30:02Speaker 1: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor,
- 30:08Speaker 1: and now back to the show.
- 30:11Speaker 5: And when I walked out, those guys said, dude, did
- 30:13Speaker 5: you see that already? Yeah, technically we all did. We
- 30:16Speaker 5: all did see this already. We saw this before in
- 30:19Speaker 5: three other motion pictures, especially the first one. Yeah, we
- 30:22Speaker 5: did see it already. This is not a movie, This
- 30:25Speaker 5: is an algorithm. So your previous guest is not off
- 30:30Speaker 5: the mark whatsoever. You know, now, will it be any good?
- 30:33Speaker 5: I don't know how Jurassic World made the money that
- 30:36Speaker 5: it did, but it did. And I think it's just
- 30:39Speaker 5: because people. I wanted to stand up at one point
- 30:42Speaker 5: in the theater and just turn around to the audience
- 30:44Speaker 5: and say, don't you people see this is the same
- 30:46Speaker 5: damn thing all over again. I mean, you can do
- 30:48Speaker 5: a split screen, and I think some people on YouTube
- 30:50Speaker 5: have done it. You can do a split screen and
- 30:53Speaker 5: see scenes from Jurassic World and they show you right
- 30:56Speaker 5: where they copied them from Jurassic Park. They're side by side, identical,
- 31:01Speaker 5: and that's all it is. Terminator Genesis did the same thing,
- 31:03Speaker 5: went back, took the best scenes out of Terminator one
- 31:06Speaker 5: and two. Notice they don't do three, And they took
- 31:09Speaker 5: the best scenes out of Terminator one and two and
- 31:11Speaker 5: they remade them and they stitched them into some threadbare story.
- 31:16Speaker 5: And really all it is is moving on. We start here,
- 31:19Speaker 5: get us to the middle, get us to the end.
- 31:21Speaker 5: That's not directing, that's managing it. It's not directing a movie.
- 31:24Speaker 5: There's no feeling there, there's no emotion, there's there's nothing original,
- 31:28Speaker 5: and all we're doing is sitting there being reminded for
- 31:30Speaker 5: another ten dollars of how much better the previous movies were.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, they didn't take from the third one.
- 31:36Speaker 4: And and you know, I hear, by the way, I
- 31:40Speaker 4: just read yesterday that there's another one coming up, a
- 31:43Speaker 4: new Terminator.
- 31:44Speaker 5: Why, you know, I have no doubt about it. You know,
- 31:49Speaker 5: I have no doubt about it. They said there wasn't
- 31:52Speaker 5: but that Look, it's a franchise that I think Annapurnas
- 31:56Speaker 5: still owns the rights to. They need to make some
- 31:58Speaker 5: money now, as far as I know, Genesis made money,
- 32:02Speaker 5: you know, thanks to the foreign market. I think the
- 32:04Speaker 5: Chinese market that the film at least broke even in
- 32:07Speaker 5: his generated probably some some type of profit. They wouldn't
- 32:11Speaker 5: be talking about. I guess if it didn't. But I
- 32:13Speaker 5: don't know. I mean, there's all kinds of rumors about that.
- 32:15Speaker 5: Is it going, isn't it going? I don't know. I mean,
- 32:18Speaker 5: quite frankly, at this point, I don't even know if
- 32:20Speaker 5: Terminator is even relevant anymore. That's the whole issue. Do
- 32:24Speaker 5: we are These were these things that were pretty much
- 32:27Speaker 5: eighties and early nineties escapist entertainment, and do they really
- 32:31Speaker 5: apply to this world now? I mean, I saw where
- 32:33Speaker 5: Genesis was trying to go with, you know, the eye
- 32:35Speaker 5: and the sky kind of thing. You know, everybody being watched,
- 32:38Speaker 5: everybody becoming a piece of information. I guess, uh, but
- 32:43Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 32:44Speaker 4: You know, I would have I hate to be this
- 32:47Speaker 4: guy Harrison, but I would have a pitch to how
- 32:49Speaker 4: they could actually make the next one work. But you know,
- 32:52Speaker 4: I don't want to be one of those kind of
- 32:54Speaker 4: like quote unquote fanboys. There's there's there's a lot of
- 32:57Speaker 4: different avenues they could take by because I mean the
- 33:00Speaker 4: technology that you know I see almost daily now, you know,
- 33:03Speaker 4: it's almost like we're almost at the point where Terminator's
- 33:07Speaker 4: supposed to take over anyway, right, I mean you have
- 33:10Speaker 4: security drones now out out in San fran You have
- 33:13Speaker 4: fast foods gonna be taken over by automation. You know,
- 33:16Speaker 4: you have a robot Bartenders on cruises now. So it's
- 33:20Speaker 4: almost like this film's almost writing itself.
- 33:22Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's that's what I'm saying, Like, you know,
- 33:26Speaker 5: does our imitate life? We go through that whole thing.
- 33:29Speaker 5: The real issue that comes down to is you're saying
- 33:32Speaker 5: it right there. You think you have a good story, right,
- 33:35Speaker 5: that's all it is. It just comes down to I
- 33:37Speaker 5: think I have a good story. So if there's a
- 33:40Speaker 5: good I mean, Terminator Genesis wasn't a story. It was
- 33:43Speaker 5: a laundry list, that's all it was. It was a
- 33:46Speaker 5: to do list. There was no story. And the same
- 33:49Speaker 5: with Jurassic World, well yeah there was. People would to say, oh, well,
- 33:52Speaker 5: where have we seen that before? I mean, what more
- 33:55Speaker 5: can we do? I mean, we bring back dinosaurs? Dinosaurs
- 33:59Speaker 5: e people? What Jeff Goldblum said right that there it is,
- 34:03Speaker 5: so you know, I mean, at least I don't know
- 34:06Speaker 5: where they being at least upfront and honest, you got me.
- 34:09Speaker 5: I mean you know I paid money, They got my
- 34:11Speaker 5: ten dollars to see it. But I do believe that,
- 34:15Speaker 5: you know, studios will look for that algorithm. I think
- 34:17Speaker 5: they already are. They're they're trying to cover their their
- 34:20Speaker 5: bases now by making sure their demographics are all properly covered.
- 34:24Speaker 5: Do they do they have something for foreign appeal? Do
- 34:26Speaker 5: they have something for this? And and in the meantime,
- 34:29Speaker 5: we're also worried about offending people. We got to make
- 34:31Speaker 5: sure that things are sanitized. And you know, the people
- 34:35Speaker 5: talk about now the the uniqueness of a summertime R
- 34:39Speaker 5: rated comedy that that might be a little quote unquote raunchy.
- 34:43Speaker 5: We're in a world now where everybody drops the word
- 34:46Speaker 5: inappropriate and awkward like they're they're part of our lexicon now,
- 34:50Speaker 5: and I don't even know what they mean. Everything's inappropriate,
- 34:53Speaker 5: everything is awkward. You hear kids say it all the time, awkward.
- 34:57Speaker 5: What does that mean? You know? Was would Caddy Shack
- 35:01Speaker 5: if it was released today be awkward? I mean, is
- 35:04Speaker 5: Blazing Saddles inappropriate? And if there's anybody listening to me
- 35:08Speaker 5: right now saying yes they are, then you don't know
- 35:11Speaker 5: movies and go get a sense of humor because you're
- 35:13Speaker 5: a jackass.
- 35:14Speaker 4: You know. I've I've actually joked around with friends that
- 35:18Speaker 4: I could like if they were to remake Caddy Shack.
- 35:20Speaker 4: I said, I could see exactly how they would do
- 35:22Speaker 4: it and who the hell they would cast. You know,
- 35:24Speaker 4: I imagine they would put Paris Hilton in the in
- 35:27Speaker 4: the role of of that one. I forget the girl's name,
- 35:31Speaker 4: but uh, she was the the girl who came in
- 35:33Speaker 4: Ted back Ted Knight's character. Yeah, yeah, she would have
- 35:37Speaker 4: you know, she'd be paid by Paris Hilton. Uh, you know,
- 35:40Speaker 4: and I and and I would I just kind of
- 35:42Speaker 4: went down a cast list, but I said, you know,
- 35:44Speaker 4: and and that's sort of when you touched on that
- 35:46Speaker 4: where they would probably say, you know, should they even
- 35:48Speaker 4: be in a golf course? Does anybody play golf anymore?
- 35:51Speaker 1: Uh?
- 35:52Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Should we make it at
- 35:53Speaker 4: it sort of a drone racing seminar? I don't know,
- 35:56Speaker 4: but it's just it's just, you know, with all the
- 35:58Speaker 4: remakes nowadays, I'm I'm anytime they're going to remake a movie,
- 36:02Speaker 4: I'm not really that shocked anymore because it just seems
- 36:04Speaker 4: like that's like the latest sort of you know, hey,
- 36:06Speaker 4: you know this original movie bombed, so let's just go
- 36:10Speaker 4: remake Ben Hurt. You know what I mean, Monny, They
- 36:12Speaker 4: kind of forget like what made Caddy Shock funny, And
- 36:14Speaker 4: most people don't realize unless they've watched like those A
- 36:17Speaker 4: and E biographies on it, is that the movie.
- 36:20Speaker 5: Never came out the way that they intended. That the
- 36:23Speaker 5: film was scripted to be about the Caddies and instead
- 36:27Speaker 5: basically Rodney Dangerfield and Bill Murray and the boys, they
- 36:29Speaker 5: all hijacked it. And you know, Harold Ramis said it best,
- 36:33Speaker 5: we went to Florida to shoot it because at that
- 36:35Speaker 5: time there really was no film industry in Florida, and
- 36:38Speaker 5: we went out there to get the hell away from
- 36:40Speaker 5: the executives, and we had really one big drug and
- 36:42Speaker 5: alcohol party, is what they did. And it shows on screen,
- 36:45Speaker 5: like you can see when Rodney Dangerfield farts at that
- 36:48Speaker 5: table and does his round around the dining room hall.
- 36:52Speaker 5: I mean, you can tell the director was just probably,
- 36:54Speaker 5: go ahead, Rodney, go do your thing. And that's what
- 36:56Speaker 5: made the movie funny. Bill Murray was on set what
- 36:59Speaker 5: a week and he had lived everything pretty much. His
- 37:02Speaker 5: whole Carl character is, you know, Carl Spackler is ad libbed.
- 37:07Speaker 5: That's what made the movie funny. Now we have you know,
- 37:10Speaker 5: everything's got to be properly scripted, and everybody's worried, like,
- 37:13Speaker 5: why are we worried about an R rated comedy anymore
- 37:16Speaker 5: in the summertime? How many growing up? I mean, I'm
- 37:20Speaker 5: how old you are, Dave, But growing up that's pretty
- 37:22Speaker 5: much all they're freaking was. You know, in the eighties,
- 37:25Speaker 5: it was all our rated Porky's and all that stuff.
- 37:28Speaker 5: Now everything's inappropriate and offensive and we've got to be
- 37:31Speaker 5: careful and you know, now colleges have safe rooms for
- 37:34Speaker 5: kids to go to if they feel unsafe. This is nuts.
- 37:38Speaker 5: This is absolutely crazy. This is beyond brave New World.
- 37:42Speaker 5: We have become so sanitized that even now we're afraid
- 37:45Speaker 5: of our own culture. This is stupid. You know, everybody
- 37:48Speaker 5: goes well blazing saddles is offensive. It's supposed to be,
- 37:51Speaker 5: you dumbass. It's supposed to show the stupidity of racism.
- 37:55Speaker 5: That's the point of it. Yes, it's supposed to be offensive.
- 37:59Speaker 4: Yes, I know exactly what you're count here where you're
- 38:01Speaker 4: coming from, Harrison. I mean, I'm thirty, but I've seen
- 38:04Speaker 4: all those movies, you know, Porky's uh you know. I mean,
- 38:08Speaker 4: we can go on and all, but you know, I've
- 38:09Speaker 4: seen all those movies. And I agree, you know the
- 38:12Speaker 4: movies and even you know, and it's something I was
- 38:15Speaker 4: talking about too, is the Slashers from the eighties. You know,
- 38:18Speaker 4: even the worst ones had some heart that a lot
- 38:21Speaker 4: you know, when I see like new Slashers, a lot
- 38:24Speaker 4: of them, I don't know if they've they've ever seen
- 38:26Speaker 4: the old ones, or if they just sort of maybe
- 38:28Speaker 4: don't have the experience yet behind you know, to behind
- 38:31Speaker 4: the camera or if it's even that.
- 38:33Speaker 5: I think a lot of them are just trying to
- 38:34Speaker 5: be so slick now, like even low budget I mean, look,
- 38:38Speaker 5: low budget filmmakers have access to equipment that you know,
- 38:41Speaker 5: let's face it, thirty years ago you didn't have did
- 38:44Speaker 5: the digital revolution has changed things so even bad movies
- 38:47Speaker 5: can look great. And now you see this horror has
- 38:49Speaker 5: become like this overt overproduced kind of look to it
- 38:53Speaker 5: that has no heart, as you just said. And you
- 38:56Speaker 5: know what you didn't have in technology or what you
- 38:58Speaker 5: didn't have in shortcuts thirty years ago, well you made
- 39:03Speaker 5: up for in heart. So you're right, not all of them,
- 39:06Speaker 5: but many of them that were bad, they did have
- 39:07Speaker 5: an element of heart to them where people are, damn it,
- 39:09Speaker 5: they're trying now. It's like all these horror films, they
- 39:13Speaker 5: all have that blue or green filter on them, and
- 39:15Speaker 5: they all look you know, they're overlt, they're very bright.
- 39:18Speaker 5: Everybody's trying to look slick. Everybody's trying to look not
- 39:22Speaker 5: low budget, and I think that's a problem. John Carpenter
- 39:25Speaker 5: embraced that with Halloween and a lot of his films.
- 39:28Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, they used panavision on Halloween and that
- 39:30Speaker 5: was important. But yet Halloween doesn't have an overproduced look
- 39:33Speaker 5: to it. It does look like it was a low
- 39:36Speaker 5: budget film, but they used it smartly. John was a
- 39:40Speaker 5: brilliant director and he used it correctly, and he made
- 39:43Speaker 5: it work to his advantage. He was telling a good
- 39:45Speaker 5: story and he didn't try to slick it up. That's
- 39:47Speaker 5: where I mean Halloween h two oh is not a
- 39:51Speaker 5: scary film. I don't even really think it counts as
- 39:54Speaker 5: even a good sequel.
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- 40:06Speaker 5: It gets love from the fan base simply because Jamie
- 40:09Speaker 5: Lee Curtis returned, and there's some legitimacy there, I guess.
- 40:12Speaker 5: But I mean it looks good. I mean it's beautifully shot,
- 40:15Speaker 5: it's beautifully lit. I just it doesn't have any heart.
- 40:19Speaker 5: There's nothing to it. I mean, it's a very forgettable
- 40:21Speaker 5: entry into the pretty much all of them are forgettable
- 40:24Speaker 5: entries except for one that I always champion, and that's
- 40:27Speaker 5: Halloween three. I think Halloween three, if it had not
- 40:30Speaker 5: been called Halloween three, would have done far better. And
- 40:33Speaker 5: I think it's a great comment on the commercialism of
- 40:36Speaker 5: the holiday and is a fun horror film with some heart.
- 40:39Speaker 4: Yeah. I actually just showed Halloween three to some friends
- 40:41Speaker 4: of mine last Halloween, and I said to them before
- 40:44Speaker 4: I showed it to him, I said, listen, this is
- 40:45Speaker 4: just Halloween in name. I said, Michael Myers is not
- 40:48Speaker 4: a part of this, even in the slightest sense. And
- 40:52Speaker 4: one of my friends you watched and he said, you know,
- 40:54Speaker 4: I think I actually enjoyed that one sort of more
- 40:56Speaker 4: than any other, because he's like it was just so different.
- 40:59Speaker 4: He's like, it's actually different than a lot of the
- 41:01Speaker 4: horror movies I've ever receeved. Oh yes, I.
- 41:03Speaker 5: Mean, Dave, You're right. Your friend is correct. I mean,
- 41:05Speaker 5: look at Halloween two, all I mean picks up the
- 41:09Speaker 5: same night. That is a dreadfully mediocre bad film. I mean,
- 41:14Speaker 5: Halloween two was just a contractual agreement to make some
- 41:19Speaker 5: more money. It had nothing. I mean, the first Halloween
- 41:22Speaker 5: movie was made by a bunch of artists who tried
- 41:25Speaker 5: to make the best damn horror film that they could.
- 41:27Speaker 5: The second one was just a complete knockoff, is all
- 41:30Speaker 5: it was. And they could have made Halloween two about
- 41:33Speaker 5: the phone Book and people would have come to see
- 41:35Speaker 5: it just because it was the sequel to Halloween. So
- 41:39Speaker 5: you know, then you've got Halloween four. I mean, Danielle
- 41:41Speaker 5: Harris is great in it, and Danielle is a friend
- 41:43Speaker 5: of mine. But let's face it was Halloween four a classic.
- 41:47Speaker 5: It's the same damn story all over again. And then
- 41:49Speaker 5: Halloween five, Halloween six, and then we've got Halloween h two. Oh,
- 41:53Speaker 5: and then we've got Resurrection, and then we what's different
- 41:56Speaker 5: about any of these things? Nothing? You know, at least
- 41:59Speaker 5: Halloween three, which it should have never been called, Like
- 42:01Speaker 5: you said, it's only Halloween and name only tried to
- 42:04Speaker 5: branch out and do something cool. And you have to admit,
- 42:08Speaker 5: Man Cochrane is a wonderful villain in Halloween three is terrific.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Yeah. Uh, you know it was just such an interesting
- 42:15Speaker 4: idea too, because you know, I mean, and they all
- 42:17Speaker 4: liked the idea too, you know, the whole masks the
- 42:19Speaker 4: song and that song in that movie, by the way,
- 42:21Speaker 4: does get in your head, you know, uh, you know,
- 42:26Speaker 4: you know, as we talked about horror movies, you know,
- 42:27Speaker 4: I actually did want to actually talk about you know,
- 42:29Speaker 4: your films. Uh, can you actually have some impressive films
- 42:32Speaker 4: that you've actually you know, wrote, directed and produced, you know,
- 42:35Speaker 4: So if you don't mind, I really would like to
- 42:38Speaker 4: sort of talk in depth about so much about your process.
- 42:41Speaker 4: Uh really, you know, I guess you know, might as
- 42:43Speaker 4: well start at the beginning, right, So if we could
- 42:45Speaker 4: talk about The Fields. You know, you wrote and you
- 42:48Speaker 4: produced the Field. So I wanted to ask, you know,
- 42:51Speaker 4: was The Fields one of the first things that you've
- 42:53Speaker 4: you've written and you know, if so, you know, what
- 42:56Speaker 4: was your process? Well, actually, even if it wasn't, you know,
- 42:59Speaker 4: what was your process about on roctually writing the Field?
- 43:02Speaker 5: Well, the Fields is based on the true story of
- 43:04Speaker 5: what happened to me as a boy growing up on
- 43:05Speaker 5: my grandparents' farm. So it was written totally from memory,
- 43:10Speaker 5: is really what it was. I mean, Chlaurus Leachman plays
- 43:12Speaker 5: my grandmother in the film. And I always say this
- 43:16Speaker 5: almost in every interview. She didn't play my grandmother. She
- 43:18Speaker 5: channeled my grandmother. Chlorus became my grandmother, and seeing her
- 43:23Speaker 5: on set and watching her in that movie, that's the
- 43:26Speaker 5: closest I'm ever going to get to see in my
- 43:27Speaker 5: grandmother again. So it was written based on memory, and
- 43:32Speaker 5: it was not hard to write because it was a
- 43:35Speaker 5: true story and you know, you get people going, oh yeah,
- 43:37Speaker 5: they always say that, no, this it happened to me,
- 43:41Speaker 5: Like I know it is based on true events because
- 43:43Speaker 5: I lived them. So the little boy in the film
- 43:45Speaker 5: is based on me. Tara Rep played my mother and
- 43:50Speaker 5: The Fields was not the first script I've written, but
- 43:53Speaker 5: it was the first one to get produced. And it
- 43:56Speaker 5: was a very grueling process. I mean, as I said,
- 43:59Speaker 5: you want to learn about producing, get on a film
- 44:02Speaker 5: set and just go produce. You'll find out real fast
- 44:05Speaker 5: you know how to do this. You'll either sink or swim.
- 44:08Speaker 5: The Fields was a baptism by fire. It really was.
- 44:11Speaker 5: I will have to say, of all my filmmaking experiences,
- 44:15Speaker 5: the Fields was the most unpleasant. It was extremely rough.
- 44:19Speaker 5: It was one of those that by the end I
- 44:21Speaker 5: was asking myself, is this what I really want to do?
- 44:24Speaker 5: And I felt kind of cheated because all my life
- 44:26Speaker 5: I've wanted to make movies and then you finally get
- 44:29Speaker 5: to make your movie and it was not the sunshine
- 44:32Speaker 5: and puppy dogs that you hoped it would be.
- 44:35Speaker 4: Was it a lot through with like location issues or
- 44:38Speaker 4: because I mean I know how you know hard producing
- 44:40Speaker 4: a film can be. I've produced things myself, and you
- 44:44Speaker 4: know how you know on Harris, you know, and you've
- 44:46Speaker 4: experiences too where you look at it on paper and
- 44:49Speaker 4: it looks like, Okay, you know, this should be a gimme.
- 44:52Speaker 4: This is a gimme, And then all of a sudden,
- 44:53Speaker 4: everything just sort of turns on its head and what
- 44:56Speaker 4: you thought was going to be easy became hard. We
- 44:58Speaker 4: thought it was hard became and it's just sort of
- 45:01Speaker 4: you're just like, Wow, what the hell did I get myself?
- 45:04Speaker 5: I think it's like, you know, if you produce something,
- 45:07Speaker 5: then you know, I think a lot of it had
- 45:10Speaker 5: to do with that. You you're kind of thrown naked
- 45:13Speaker 5: out on the stage, is really what it is. And
- 45:16Speaker 5: you know there there were a lot of things from
- 45:18Speaker 5: SAG paperwork, and I don't care who's listening, SAG is
- 45:21Speaker 5: a nightmare to work with. It is just and I
- 45:24Speaker 5: think most independent filmmakers out there will agree and are
- 45:26Speaker 5: probably nodding their heads. And if they're listening to this driving,
- 45:29Speaker 5: they're going, oh, yeah, you're you're thrown into all of
- 45:33Speaker 5: this and dealing with you know, pension and health and
- 45:35Speaker 5: taxes and and how your taxes are broken down, and
- 45:38Speaker 5: then agent fees and you know, the salary plus ten,
- 45:41Speaker 5: and then line item budget issues, and then feeding people
- 45:44Speaker 5: and making sure that your caterers all work out, because look,
- 45:48Speaker 5: I know someone who worked on a House of Cards,
- 45:51Speaker 5: but I think they had close to a four million
- 45:53Speaker 5: dollar budget for catering and he told me, he said,
- 45:56Speaker 5: people still complained. You know, they had chocolate found tins
- 46:01Speaker 5: on set and people are still like, oh, this food sucks. So,
- 46:03Speaker 5: you know, you quickly realize you're never going to please
- 46:06Speaker 5: everyone on the set of a film. And then you
- 46:10Speaker 5: go into like you said, location issues, weather, all of
- 46:13Speaker 5: the stuff that goes into it, and most of all,
- 46:15Speaker 5: watching your screenplay in the hands of other people, to
- 46:19Speaker 5: directors that sometimes put their own spin on things, where
- 46:22Speaker 5: you're kind of feeling, oh, you're kind of diverting from
- 46:24Speaker 5: the source material. I wasn't. I've been very vocal about
- 46:28Speaker 5: this before. Nothing I haven't said to them. I wasn't
- 46:30Speaker 5: always one hundred percent supportive of the changes that they
- 46:33Speaker 5: made to the screenplay, but it was their choice because
- 46:36Speaker 5: they're directors. In the end, I feel I was pretty
- 46:39Speaker 5: fairly treated as a first time writer, but as a producer,
- 46:43Speaker 5: I walked away pretty bruised from it, and not to
- 46:46Speaker 5: be over dramatic, but just it was tough, and as
- 46:50Speaker 5: going into any type of career like that is you
- 46:52Speaker 5: known anyone can say that, well, you know, I started
- 46:54Speaker 5: out in this and this is how you learn. So
- 46:57Speaker 5: I made my bones, I guess is the best way
- 46:59Speaker 5: to some up the fields.
- 47:01Speaker 4: You know, that's an excellent way to put it, Harrison,
- 47:03Speaker 4: I made my bones. I actually, you know, I've had
- 47:05Speaker 4: other people come on who've also written you know, uh,
- 47:08Speaker 4: screenplays or you know, it was a first movie that
- 47:10Speaker 4: you know, got actually have produced, and they said, you know,
- 47:13Speaker 4: for the for the better or for the worst, or
- 47:16Speaker 4: however it turned out. They were like, I'm just happy
- 47:18Speaker 4: it happens. And you know, you know, sometimes you know,
- 47:22Speaker 4: like you said, things go beyond your control and you
- 47:24Speaker 4: just sort of have to make peace with that because
- 47:26Speaker 4: you can't control it, you know.
- 47:27Speaker 5: Yea make peace is a good word for you. Just
- 47:29Speaker 5: make peace with it.
- 47:31Speaker 4: So your next film with Six Degrees of Hell, and
- 47:34Speaker 4: I actually had you know, Corey Felman in it, and
- 47:36Speaker 4: you know, it was actually funny. I actually got invited
- 47:39Speaker 4: to the screening of this. I forget who invited me,
- 47:43Speaker 4: but I actually couldn't make it. We actually would have
- 47:45Speaker 4: met each other if I had attended this screening because
- 47:47Speaker 4: it was in Philly. So you were You wrote and
- 47:49Speaker 4: produced Six Degrees of Hell. So you know, how did
- 47:52Speaker 4: you go about writing this? About writing this film Six
- 47:54Speaker 4: Screeds of Hell?
- 47:55Speaker 5: Well, it came from I went through a haunted establishment
- 47:59Speaker 5: at Halloween time with my ex wife and we went
- 48:03Speaker 5: through and she hated those things, and we went through
- 48:05Speaker 5: this one room and there was a guy tied to
- 48:09Speaker 5: a table and I'll never forget as I walked by him,
- 48:13Speaker 5: he reached out and he grabbed me and he said,
- 48:16Speaker 5: you don't get it. They're really killing people in here,
- 48:19Speaker 5: like they're going to kill me. Please, when you get
- 48:21Speaker 5: out of here, call the police. And as I walked
- 48:24Speaker 5: out of the room, I said to my ex wife,
- 48:27Speaker 5: I said, well, you know, how do we really know
- 48:30Speaker 5: that he's not telling the truth? Like what if they
- 48:32Speaker 5: really are going to kill this dude? Like we won't know,
- 48:35Speaker 5: you know, I mean, this is all part of the game, right,
- 48:37Speaker 5: this is all part of the illusion. And so I
- 48:39Speaker 5: thought I would build on that for a film, and
- 48:42Speaker 5: then I added a supernatural element to it, and we
- 48:46Speaker 5: we got what we had with six Degrees.
- 48:48Speaker 4: So what if that guy really goes with the bubblefel.
- 48:54Speaker 5: I hope he's alive.
- 48:58Speaker 4: That's what I thought you were going to say, Like,
- 49:00Speaker 4: you know, later on you're like, wow, I never found out.
- 49:02Speaker 5: What happened to him. I'm kind of assuming he was okay.
- 49:05Speaker 4: So you know when you went about writing this film,
- 49:07Speaker 4: you know, actually you know your process of writing. I
- 49:09Speaker 4: wanted to ask, you know, do you subscribe to any method?
- 49:12Speaker 4: I always ask this to screenwriters, you know, meaning like,
- 49:14Speaker 4: you know there's Save the Cat and there's a Sidfield method.
- 49:17Speaker 4: Sohould you write like a heavy outline or treatment though
- 49:19Speaker 4: before you begin?
- 49:19Speaker 5: I mean sometimes I outline it. My business partner Mark
- 49:23Speaker 5: is always like, outline it, outline it. Look. Sometimes the
- 49:27Speaker 5: best advice for any writer is right, that's it, And
- 49:31Speaker 5: nobody can teach you the best way. Everybody's got their way.
- 49:35Speaker 5: So you want to write right. So sometimes something hits
- 49:39Speaker 5: me and I'm like, oh my god, and I'll I'll
- 49:41Speaker 5: plow into the first act. I'll get through the first
- 49:43Speaker 5: stack in the second act. Yeah, an outline, you know
- 49:47Speaker 5: sid Field way. Sometimes you make sure your beats all hit. Yeah,
- 49:50Speaker 5: I get all of that, and sometimes I do a
- 49:53Speaker 5: beat sheep but.
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- 50:04Speaker 5: It depends on the project, and sometimes it depends on
- 50:06Speaker 5: the mood I'm in. If I'm really passionate and I've
- 50:08Speaker 5: been taken over by the moment, I just write and
- 50:12Speaker 5: then I go back and I constantly correct. I mean
- 50:14Speaker 5: writing is writing, and then it's pretty much eighty percent
- 50:17Speaker 5: rewriting is really what it is. I mean, you got
- 50:20Speaker 5: to be smart enough to know to go back and rewrite.
- 50:22Speaker 5: And I don't know who gets the credit with this phrase,
- 50:25Speaker 5: but I think it was Stephen King who said, you
- 50:26Speaker 5: go back and you kill your babies. What you think
- 50:29Speaker 5: may be brilliant on that page you might have to
- 50:31Speaker 5: get rid of. And that's something George Lucas could have learned.
- 50:35Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I've also learned too in just writing myself.
- 50:38Speaker 4: You'll drive yourself crazy if you sort of try to
- 50:41Speaker 4: do like the outline that so the quote unquote script
- 50:44Speaker 4: writing gurus always talk about like it has to be
- 50:47Speaker 4: this by page seventeen, We has to see this and
- 50:50Speaker 4: what about this? And I think that sort of I know,
- 50:53Speaker 4: at least my my own experience, it's been very it
- 50:56Speaker 4: almost makes a difficult task damn near and possible.
- 51:00Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because you're not right. I mean, it's that balance.
- 51:03Speaker 5: You can't write just for you, and you have to
- 51:06Speaker 5: keep an audience in mind. But if you start trying
- 51:08Speaker 5: to write to the algorithm, as your former guests had
- 51:12Speaker 5: talked about, you're defeating yourself. It's a self defeating process,
- 51:16Speaker 5: and then it becomes unpleasant and you no longer want
- 51:18Speaker 5: to write. You should write it first, almost like a
- 51:20Speaker 5: mental vomit in my opinion, and that is get it
- 51:22Speaker 5: all out. There's plenty of time to go back and
- 51:25Speaker 5: organize and make sure it hits the proper beats, and
- 51:27Speaker 5: by like you said page twenty five, all the major
- 51:29Speaker 5: characters should be introduced, and by the end of act one,
- 51:31Speaker 5: something's really important should have happened to close act one.
- 51:34Speaker 5: And I get all of that because in the end,
- 51:36Speaker 5: we are making movies that I've seen movies which go
- 51:39Speaker 5: on way too long, and you're like, ah, man, they
- 51:41Speaker 5: should have just ended it here, they should have done
- 51:43Speaker 5: this here, and they didn't do that. So but I
- 51:47Speaker 5: think in the end the final analysis is just right.
- 51:52Speaker 5: That's it.
- 51:53Speaker 4: Yeah, I concur you know something. I mean, even now,
- 51:56Speaker 4: when I'm you know, in line somewhere. I sometimes pull
- 51:59Speaker 4: up my phone and I'll pull out like every note
- 52:01Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, that's a good piece of dialogue, right,
- 52:03Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like that's a good idea
- 52:05Speaker 4: because you know, I don't really have a penalty anymore.
- 52:07Speaker 4: So it's like now with my phone, I can at least,
- 52:08Speaker 4: you know, write on every note, you know, so I
- 52:10Speaker 4: so I at least have it. Yeah, did you do
- 52:12Speaker 4: you do that too? Do you can.
- 52:14Speaker 5: Tell people I'll hear a great line of dialogue and
- 52:16Speaker 5: say I'm gonna steal that just you know, that's going
- 52:17Speaker 5: to make it into a film someday, because that was
- 52:20Speaker 5: just really classic what somebody said.
- 52:22Speaker 4: That's something I think a lot of writers do. I
- 52:24Speaker 4: had like jum Michael Hoffan, who he knows he's not
- 52:26Speaker 4: a screenwriter, but he but he's trying to get into
- 52:28Speaker 4: it or he's getting into it. And that's something he
- 52:31Speaker 4: always was saying that He'll be in the line for
- 52:32Speaker 4: a Starbucks You'll be like, oh my god, I'll we
- 52:34Speaker 4: just listening to people talk behind him, and he's like, oh,
- 52:36Speaker 4: that's a that's pretty good. I gotta get that kind
- 52:38Speaker 4: of write that down.
- 52:39Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the best stuff. I mean Mark Twain said
- 52:42Speaker 5: it best write what you know.
- 52:44Speaker 4: Yeah, very very true. You know Stephen King's on writing,
- 52:47Speaker 4: by the way, I think that is the best book
- 52:50Speaker 4: already here.
- 52:51Speaker 5: I own it, yeah, absolutely, and I I follow it,
- 52:54Speaker 5: you know, especially about you know, adverbs and things like that,
- 52:58Speaker 5: get rid of them. So I mean I've I've listened,
- 53:01Speaker 5: and it does improve your writing, It really does.
- 53:04Speaker 4: And I don't think you know, it's just to you
- 53:07Speaker 4: know what. He usually writes novels, but I think you
- 53:09Speaker 4: know anything, screenwriting, you know, whatever you're writing. I mean,
- 53:11Speaker 4: it's just everything he was talking about hit home, and
- 53:14Speaker 4: I mean obviously he's a man who walks the walk
- 53:17Speaker 4: because I mean, how many number one best sellers as
- 53:19Speaker 4: he had.
- 53:19Speaker 5: Well, and that's the point, because King does what is best.
- 53:23Speaker 5: He just tells good stories. Yeah, you know, and people go, well,
- 53:27Speaker 5: wait a minute, you know the movies. No, no, no, you
- 53:29Speaker 5: don't go buy the movies. You just go buy his books.
- 53:32Speaker 5: And I mean he's he's just there won't be another
- 53:36Speaker 5: Stephen King for for generations to come. I mean, these
- 53:39Speaker 5: these kind of people emerge every so often, and you know,
- 53:43Speaker 5: you don't want to be the next Stephen King. What
- 53:45Speaker 5: you want is to be your own next thing instead
- 53:49Speaker 5: of trying to ape or mimic Stephen King. Stephen King
- 53:51Speaker 5: is successful because Stephen King came forward as Stephen King,
- 53:56Speaker 5: and you you read his writing and listening to or
- 53:59Speaker 5: reading I should say King's books and his pros, you
- 54:03Speaker 5: just kind of just settle back and it's a very
- 54:05Speaker 5: comfortable world because he's such a master storyteller.
- 54:08Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he really is. To everyone listening. If you
- 54:11Speaker 4: ever checked that on writing, it is you know, obviously
- 54:14Speaker 4: I just said the best book on writing that I've
- 54:16Speaker 4: ever come across, by far and away.
- 54:18Speaker 5: It's terrific.
- 54:19Speaker 4: So you know, Harrison, you followed up Six Degrees of
- 54:22Speaker 4: Hell with your directorial debut, which was Camp Dread. How
- 54:26Speaker 4: did that come about? You know, did you write the
- 54:27Speaker 4: screenplay and then did you did you pitch it to
- 54:29Speaker 4: anybody in particular, and how did you get about, you know,
- 54:32Speaker 4: actually getting the director to the director's job.
- 54:34Speaker 5: Well, I had an investor who said I want to
- 54:37Speaker 5: make this kind of slasher movie and I want you
- 54:41Speaker 5: to do it, and he said, I only want you
- 54:43Speaker 5: to direct it. So it was like, I guess I'm
- 54:45Speaker 5: going to direct it, and he said, basically, I want tits,
- 54:49Speaker 5: blood and ass. Make sure it has that. And I said, well,
- 54:52Speaker 5: can I also write a good story and he goes,
- 54:53Speaker 5: you can do whatever you want, but make sure it
- 54:55Speaker 5: has those three things. So that's what I did. And
- 54:59Speaker 5: I love Dread. I think Camp Dread is a lot
- 55:02Speaker 5: of fun. And we got a great cast in that.
- 55:05Speaker 5: We have Daniel Harris, we have Eric Roberts, we have
- 55:07Speaker 5: Felicia Rose. And that's how it all kind of started
- 55:10Speaker 5: with Felicia Rose because I did not know her at
- 55:13Speaker 5: the time, but in making this, I wanted her in
- 55:17Speaker 5: the film to be a camp counselor, to be the
- 55:20Speaker 5: big camp counselor in the film. And a guy was
- 55:25Speaker 5: interviewing me for Fangoria and he said, you want Felsica
- 55:28Speaker 5: Rose and I said yea. He goes, well, I know
- 55:30Speaker 5: Felicia Rose, and I said you do. He goes, yeah,
- 55:32Speaker 5: you want her cell phone number? I'm like, no, but
- 55:35Speaker 5: you could send her an email because I don't want
- 55:37Speaker 5: her to think I'm some crazy stalker who's just calling
- 55:39Speaker 5: her up. And he did an email introduction. Felisa Rose
- 55:43Speaker 5: and I talked and we became friends and now we're
- 55:46Speaker 5: business partners and we've been ever since. She lives in
- 55:50Speaker 5: la I live on the East Coast. She's been wonderful
- 55:54Speaker 5: and she's great in Camp Dread and most of them.
- 55:56Speaker 5: I wanted Camp Dread to be fun. It's got a
- 55:59Speaker 5: great message. Think at the end when you find out
- 56:01Speaker 5: who the real villains really are in this movie, and
- 56:06Speaker 5: I just had We had a great time making it.
- 56:09Speaker 5: It was a lot of fun and I'm very I'm
- 56:12Speaker 5: very pleased with all the performances. And I think Eric Roberts.
- 56:15Speaker 5: I don't know if you've seen the film, but Eric
- 56:17Speaker 5: Roberts just makes such a great Hollywood scumbag.
- 56:21Speaker 4: You know, Ashley Harrison. That is the only movie of
- 56:23Speaker 4: yours I haven't seen. We'll see it, okay.
- 56:28Speaker 5: It's a lot of fun, it really is. And it's
- 56:31Speaker 5: just one of those you put it on at night,
- 56:35Speaker 5: especially like a summer night, and you just sit down
- 56:38Speaker 5: and let it seep into you. That's what I wanted.
- 56:41Speaker 5: We did not want just a lot of naked girls
- 56:44Speaker 5: being killed. And I'm an equal opportunity offender. There's plenty
- 56:48Speaker 5: of male skin as well as female skin in the movie.
- 56:51Speaker 5: Because chicks love a good horror film. And you know,
- 56:55Speaker 5: whether you're heterosexual or homosexual, it doesn't matter. Just enjoy
- 56:58Speaker 5: what we put on the screen for Eye Candy. And
- 57:01Speaker 5: we knew we were playing to a wide horror audience,
- 57:04Speaker 5: and we gave them what they required, you know, and
- 57:07Speaker 5: and most of all, we gave a good story. And uh,
- 57:09Speaker 5: it makes a big comment on the search for fame
- 57:13Speaker 5: and the extent that people will go, uh to be
- 57:16Speaker 5: on TV or win a little bit of money, and
- 57:19Speaker 5: what they will do to sell out.
- 57:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I will check that out. Actually sued them off
- 57:24Speaker 4: this podcast episode with you. I'm actually go to check
- 57:26Speaker 4: it out. I'm probably gonna order it off Amazon or
- 57:28Speaker 4: or wherever because I actually have Yeah, I was saying,
- 57:31Speaker 4: and you know, it's funny. I actually Brian Gallagher is
- 57:35Speaker 4: in the movie camp Tread and he's I'm actually a
- 57:37Speaker 4: friend of his and he's a terrific guy. And I'm
- 57:40Speaker 4: not sure what role he plays in Camp Tred, but
- 57:42Speaker 4: I remember he he actually shared a photo on set
- 57:45Speaker 4: and it was of Eric Roberts with a butterfly yes,
- 57:51Speaker 4: And I was like, Brian, what do you what movie
- 57:53Speaker 4: is this? And He's like, I don't want to talk
- 57:55Speaker 4: too much about it. But he's like, this is just
- 57:56Speaker 4: you know Eric Roberts, you know, with this butterfly. I said, okay.
- 58:00Speaker 5: Brian plays John Hill in the film, who is a
- 58:03Speaker 5: former slasher star who's now on the convention circuit kind
- 58:08Speaker 5: of thing. And he's been called back by his former
- 58:10Speaker 5: director where they were always at loggerheads while they were
- 58:14Speaker 5: shooting this franchise in the nineteen eighties. So Brian is
- 58:18Speaker 5: now older and wiser and comes back and kind of
- 58:21Speaker 5: sees through what this guy wants to do. Like, Brian
- 58:25Speaker 5: is not very supportive of what's of what's going on
- 58:29Speaker 5: at this camp, and it's pretty cool. I don't want
- 58:32Speaker 5: to give away too many of the secrets because the
- 58:34Speaker 5: ending is is a really good ending.
- 58:36Speaker 4: Very cool. So I won't won't pressure on that one
- 58:39Speaker 4: because I want to see m myself.
- 58:41Speaker 5: They'll be like it, please let me know what you think,
- 58:43Speaker 5: and please be honest.
- 58:44Speaker 4: Oh, I will will do We'll do Harrison, you know,
- 58:47Speaker 4: and you know you follow that up with Zombie Killer's
- 58:50Speaker 4: Elephant Graveyard. Yeah, so you know again, I you know
- 58:53Speaker 4: when you were writing this, you know, I did you
- 58:56Speaker 4: want to do something completely different or you know? Because
- 58:59Speaker 4: I mean, you know this is probably. I mean again,
- 59:01Speaker 4: I haven't seen camp Tread yet, but I mean it
- 59:02Speaker 4: seems different than everything else you've done to that.
- 59:04Speaker 5: Is yeah, it's it's pretty deaf different. It's look to
- 59:10Speaker 5: be really, you know, quite frank. When I was brought
- 59:13Speaker 5: the project, I tried to talk the investor for an
- 59:16Speaker 5: hour out of doing it. He came to me and
- 59:19Speaker 5: he said, I want to make a horror film. I'm like, okay.
- 59:22Speaker 5: He goes, I think you're the guy to do it,
- 59:24Speaker 5: or that's what I'm told. I'm like, okay, and we'll
- 59:26Speaker 5: make you a good one.
- 59:27Speaker 4: What is it?
- 59:27Speaker 5: And he said, well, I want to make a zombie movie.
- 59:30Speaker 5: I'm like, no, you don't. He's like, yes, I do.
- 59:32Speaker 5: And I said, no, you do not. I said, you
- 59:34Speaker 5: wanted to make a zombie film about five years ago.
- 59:37Speaker 5: I not want to do it now because the market
- 59:38Speaker 5: is saturated. He's like, well, Harrison, you know I want
- 59:42Speaker 5: you to do it. If you don't want to do it,
- 59:43Speaker 5: I'm going to find somebody to do it. So look,
- 59:46Speaker 5: we all have bills to pay and lights to keep on.
- 59:50Speaker 1: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor,
- 59:56Speaker 1: and now back to the show.
- 59:59Speaker 5: So I did it. I wrote a script for him
- 1:00:03Speaker 5: that had to incorporate the sport of paintball. How you
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: do that without being laughed off the screen? Zombies and paintball?
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: I think we managed that. We used it very organically
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: as a training mechanism for these young orphans that were
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: left behind, and we gave a film that had a
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: very new and fresh origin story for why these zombies
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: are returning. And so good that z Nation copied us
- 1:00:29Speaker 5: because my zombies are generated from the results and the
- 1:00:34Speaker 5: side effects of fracking from the natural gas and shale industry,
- 1:00:38Speaker 5: and Z Nations stole that right from us. And I
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: know they did because we had this way before it
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: and the copyright proves it. And not only that, but
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: I was in a pitch session with some people that
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: went on to make z Nation and that's what they used.
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: So they basically just said, hey, you know, we have
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: a similar idea, or do they say, hey, do you ever.
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: See zombies done anything? I never said anything, And all
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: of a sudden, somebody sends me an episode of z
- 1:01:03Speaker 5: Nation where they say, look, the fracking industry has caused zombies.
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, I wonder where the hell they got that.
- 1:01:09Speaker 4: You know, did you ever bump into somebody from z
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: Nation and say, hey, no.
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: I'll be bumping into them, I'm sure, you know in
- 1:01:16Speaker 5: LA probably after April. Yeah, and I'll be like, yeah,
- 1:01:20Speaker 5: you fairly stole it, you know what I mean, Like
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: that's fine, you know, I mean, it's not like we
- 1:01:25Speaker 5: copyrighted the issue that they can't use it, you know.
- 1:01:29Speaker 5: But it just shows that we were on the right
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: track because they took it and we were the first.
- 1:01:34Speaker 4: So when you said you found the producer, you know
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: he approached you with this project. Was that because of
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: all your past you know, past success or was that
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: because your people from your network were the ones recommending.
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: He had done his research on me as a filmmaker,
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: and he also knew that I wasn't going to rob
- 1:01:50Speaker 5: him blind. You know, a lot of these guys that
- 1:01:52Speaker 5: want to get these movies made, they take them to
- 1:01:54Speaker 5: people that have like two or three producers, and instantly
- 1:01:57Speaker 5: the producers pad the budget with their producer. So we
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: made Zombie Killers for just around a million bucks to
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: make this movie. The legitimate LA way would have been
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: three to five million.
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: I mean, I think the best thing is is that
- 1:02:17Speaker 5: you just have your reputation, and that is you're making
- 1:02:19Speaker 5: movies like that's it. You can go on to IMDb
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: and a lot of these people, you know, I call
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: IMDb whores because they have like, you know, five pages
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: of IMDb stuff and a lot of it is just bogus,
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: you know, filler that they post on there. If you
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: go on my IMDb, it's very simple. What I've produced
- 1:02:38Speaker 5: is there. You don't see twenty things in pre production
- 1:02:41Speaker 5: or in development. What I've done is there, and what
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: I have in pre production is actively being worked on
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: in pre production. So I think when people see that
- 1:02:51Speaker 5: and they go, okay, you're not trying to blow smoke
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: up our ass. That helps. So, you know, we get
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: movies made. That's that's the difference. Come to me with
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: a million bucks or under a million, we will get
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: the movie made and we will make a good movie.
- 1:03:05Speaker 5: It will look good, it will get great distribution. All
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: my films have solid distribution with great titles anchor bay
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: RJL Entertainment, you know image, We've done well and that's
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: really what it comes down to. Well done is better
- 1:03:19Speaker 5: than well said. And that's the way you have to
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: operate in this business. Anybody can talk. And I've taught
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: people that don't go to an investor and tell them, oh,
- 1:03:29Speaker 5: this is going to make five hundred million dollars and
- 1:03:31Speaker 5: it's going to be the next this. Don't tell them that.
- 1:03:34Speaker 5: Just tell them the straight up, and that is filmmaking
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: is a very volatile business and it's probably the worst
- 1:03:39Speaker 5: investment that anybody with expendable cash can put into. You
- 1:03:43Speaker 5: have a better chance of making your money back by
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: going to Atlantic City and putting your money on the
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: roulette wheel and getting something back then you do making
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: a profit on a film. And although many people say, well,
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: I would never tell them that, that is the honest answer.
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: The real answer, or the fluffed up answer that people
- 1:03:58Speaker 5: give is oh, it's going to do this. We're going
- 1:04:00Speaker 5: to make this. You don't know. You have no idea
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: what a film is going to do. You know, look
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: at what happened when that guy shot up the theater
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: with the Dark Knight Rises. That costs that picture money. Now,
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: a lesser film wouldn't have survived something like that. But
- 1:04:13Speaker 5: because you know it's the Dark Knight Rises. Yeah, it
- 1:04:14Speaker 5: took a hit, but it's going to still make its money.
- 1:04:17Speaker 5: You don't know what's going to happen, or how the
- 1:04:19Speaker 5: political or economic climate of the country is going to
- 1:04:22Speaker 5: change by the time your film is ready for release.
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: Anything can happen. You never guarantee an investor their money back.
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: You tell them it's a risk. Then that's why it's
- 1:04:31Speaker 5: called an investment. Otherwise it would be a guarantee. It's
- 1:04:35Speaker 5: not a guarantee. Nothing is guaranteed in this industry. You
- 1:04:38Speaker 5: could have your star die halfway through the film. How
- 1:04:41Speaker 5: do you know what's going to happen? A tornado could
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: wreck your set. You don't know. So if you're honest
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: with them, they respect that. I mean, my first investor
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: he told me, he said, kid, you're talking yourself right
- 1:04:54Speaker 5: out of a film. I said, no, I'm just being
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: upfront with you. You should know that I'm telling you the truth.
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: That you can trust me on this, you know, And
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: that's that's the best way I operate. I mean, I
- 1:05:03Speaker 5: never tell them this is going to make five hundred million,
- 1:05:05Speaker 5: two undred million, twenty million. How the hell do I
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: know that? I don't know anything about that.
- 1:05:10Speaker 4: Yeah, and that is true, Arison. You know, you know
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: Jason Brubaker who works with the stripper, You know he
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: often says that. He says, you know, you can't guarantee
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: this is going to get into sun Dance. You can't
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: guarantee it's gonna go into slam Dance.
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: No, So you know you could have the greatest star
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: in the world. I mean I could get Brad Pitt
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: to I mean I can't. But if I did get
- 1:05:30Speaker 5: Brad Pitt to even do something for free for me,
- 1:05:33Speaker 5: how do I know that movie is going to make money?
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: You know? How do I know that? You know people
- 1:05:37Speaker 5: aren't tired of Brad Pitt. I mean, look Zombie Killers.
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: You know, I tried to tell my my investor, you're
- 1:05:44Speaker 5: going to deal with zombie fatigue that Red Box, all
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: of them are. They're going to be tired of this
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: by the time this film is out. Now we've done
- 1:05:50Speaker 5: well with Zombie Killers, but if this were made five
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: six years ago, I think we would have done even better.
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: But you have to try to know your market. I
- 1:05:58Speaker 5: mean zombie movies. I've written a piece on it why
- 1:06:01Speaker 5: I made a zombie film, and that is I wanted
- 1:06:03Speaker 5: to try to do something legitimate and different and most
- 1:06:06Speaker 5: of all good, which we did do. We made a
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: good film. But the real problem with the zombie film
- 1:06:11Speaker 5: is is. I still stand by it today. It's lazy filmmaking.
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: Everybody makes a damn zombie movie because they think it's easy,
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: you know, and really the plot doesn't change. I mean,
- 1:06:21Speaker 5: it's always about people surviving. That's all it is, you know,
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: and people like that. It's a comfortable routine. I mean,
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: no matter how good The Walking Dead is, which I
- 1:06:30Speaker 5: believe it is, I think it's well made and it's
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: well produced. And I've said this a number of times
- 1:06:34Speaker 5: in interviews, it's still the same damn thing every week.
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: People argue in Zombie's attack, that's it. That's all it is,
- 1:06:43Speaker 5: and that's fine, and that's what you want from your horror.
- 1:06:45Speaker 4: You know, you mentioned zombie fatigue. I actually remember what
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: I was going to say to you. Now. A friend
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: of mine, she's actually been on the show as well.
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: She actually had a zombie film. It was just a
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: screenplay a couple of years ago, and she went out
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: to one of these pitch fests out in LA and
- 1:07:00Speaker 4: before she was about to pitch, they the one person
- 1:07:03Speaker 4: put up their hand, you know, stop and just said,
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: now before you begin, we don't want to hear any
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: zombie pitches. And she said, she goes that that's what
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: I'm about to pitch you. And she said, and the
- 1:07:14Speaker 4: person said, well, we're gonna you know, we're very sorry,
- 1:07:17Speaker 4: but we're we're She's like, we're we're not gonna hear
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: any more zombie pitches because you know, we're we're hearing
- 1:07:22Speaker 4: them left, right and center. Sure, and that.
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: Because everybody thinks, you know, look, get it, get a
- 1:07:29Speaker 5: red camera and get twenty five of your friends to
- 1:07:31Speaker 5: stick goop out of their mouth and run around a
- 1:07:33Speaker 5: ripped shirts and you got a zombie movie. That's not
- 1:07:35Speaker 5: how it works. And it gives off the illusion that
- 1:07:40Speaker 5: they're just really easy to make, and they're not. But
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: you know, and I got flack because I wrote in
- 1:07:46Speaker 5: one piece I said that the zombie movie is kind
- 1:07:49Speaker 5: of like the Nascar of horror. And you know, somebody's like, oh,
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: so he thinks anybody goes a Nascar stupid. No, I'm
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: not saying that. What I'm saying is, though it goes
- 1:07:58Speaker 5: around in a circle, you know where it begins, you
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: know where it ends, and you face it. You hope
- 1:08:03Speaker 5: for a couple interesting crashes in between. That's it. You know,
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: what more can we do? With zombies, Dave, what more
- 1:08:11Speaker 5: can we do other than stick them in space? What
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: more can we do? How many spin offs of The
- 1:08:17Speaker 5: Walking Dead do we need? I mean, when you see
- 1:08:19Speaker 5: these people on Twitter, oh my god, it's Sunday's coming,
- 1:08:22Speaker 5: I wonder what's gonna happen? I don't know. What do
- 1:08:24Speaker 5: you think is gonna happen? You think some zombies are
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: gonna bite some people? You think somebody might die? I
- 1:08:28Speaker 5: mean the only thing that that show really does is
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: who's gonna be the next big cast member to die? Like?
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: That's it, right, That's all it is. Who's good? Will
- 1:08:38Speaker 5: will you know, Darryl be killed off? Will Norman redus
- 1:08:41Speaker 5: make it till next season? I mean, that's all it is.
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: You know.
- 1:08:44Speaker 5: It's it's kind of like a constant who shot Jr?
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: Kind of thing that it just keeps you going to
- 1:08:49Speaker 5: the next one, you know. So I don't know. I mean,
- 1:08:53Speaker 5: if that's what people like, then what's wrong with that?
- 1:08:55Speaker 5: They like it great? I mean, the movie's making far
- 1:08:57Speaker 5: more money than Zombie Killers is, so I mean the
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: show is so good luck to him, you know. I mean,
- 1:09:02Speaker 5: if that's what people want, good for them.
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: Well, my next idea Harrison is zombies in space, so
- 1:09:08Speaker 4: they put they put Jason in space, they put Jason
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: in space. I'm gonna put I'm gonna have zombies in space, right.
- 1:09:16Speaker 5: No.
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: You know, a friend of mine a podcast with said
- 1:09:19Speaker 4: he thinks zombies will have jumped the shark when they
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: can fall in love, and then out came a yeah,
- 1:09:25Speaker 4: that's right, warm bodies, yeah, and he was like, there
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: you go, We're officially done.
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: It is. It jumped the shark a long time ago.
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: But I don't know, if you know again, other than
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: The Night of the Living Dead and those films, what
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: more can you do? It's you know, I mean, everybody says,
- 1:09:43Speaker 5: well I love the Walking Dude because it's a soap opera. Well,
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: why does horror have to be a soap? I don't
- 1:09:47Speaker 5: know if I want my herror to be a soap opera.
- 1:09:49Speaker 5: But if that's what you like, good for you.
- 1:09:51Speaker 4: Man.
- 1:09:51Speaker 5: It's making money and it makes people happy.
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- 1:10:04Speaker 5: So if they love it, good for them.
- 1:10:06Speaker 4: I still don't think that anybody any you know, zombie
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: films or even zombie TV shows. I mean, I I
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: still love the original. Dawn of the Dead is my
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: absolute favorite zombie film that I've ever seen, by far
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: and away, and it's just it's just because it's just
- 1:10:22Speaker 4: it feels like it just hit every important uh you
- 1:10:25Speaker 4: know issue at the time. And also it's just entertaining
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: as hell.
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with that, you know, It's
- 1:10:32Speaker 5: it's just great and.
- 1:10:33Speaker 4: Uh, you know, I'm a huge AMRA fan anyway, but
- 1:10:36Speaker 4: I don't I'm sorry, I don't want to get sidetracked.
- 1:10:37Speaker 4: I've been talking about, uh but of a marrow, but
- 1:10:40Speaker 4: but you know, I actually do want to talk to you,
- 1:10:41Speaker 4: you know, your upcoming film, Death House. Now. I know
- 1:10:45Speaker 4: you probably can't talk too much about it because you know,
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: it's it's it's obviously it's still in the uh whole
- 1:10:51Speaker 4: preproduction process. But you know, I saw the IMDb and
- 1:10:54Speaker 4: so far you have casted, you know, Danny Trejoe, Robert England,
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: Michael Berryman, Kane Hotter, Bill Moseley. You know, I just imagine,
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: if a producing standpoint, that it must be damn near
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: impossible to get that accomplished because those guys are always working,
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: you know what I mean, and just to get them
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: all in the same time. It must be like one
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: of those things where like all the stars have to
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: align and the planets are coming in the in the
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: you know.
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: It's yeah, I'll be able to give you a little
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: I have to go in about like five minutes. Okay,
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: sorry about that. We've been on like an hour.
- 1:11:28Speaker 4: Yeah, we've actually been talking for an hour and fifteen many.
- 1:11:30Speaker 5: I love it, but I do have a commitment that
- 1:11:32Speaker 5: I have to get to in a second. However, Uh yeah,
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: I mean you you said it best about the stars aligning.
- 1:11:39Speaker 4: Uh.
- 1:11:40Speaker 5: You got to be getting these people at the right time.
- 1:11:43Speaker 5: And the hardest part, Dave, with all of that is
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: is ensemble casting. You know, it's it's it's one of
- 1:11:48Speaker 5: those where Gunner Hanson really wanted to get as many
- 1:11:51Speaker 5: of these names in as he could, and a lot
- 1:11:53Speaker 5: of people in this industry new Gunner. So it's it's hard,
- 1:11:58Speaker 5: you know, to get them all to the table and
- 1:12:01Speaker 5: you know, make sure that everybody is feeling treated fairly
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: if that makes any sense, that they all feel that
- 1:12:08Speaker 5: they're being approached for the right reasons and not just
- 1:12:10Speaker 5: for stunt casting or things like that. And believe me,
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: none of that was the case at all. We want
- 1:12:16Speaker 5: to include as many of these luminaries as we can
- 1:12:18Speaker 5: because I look at it as more than just the
- 1:12:21Speaker 5: media dubbed it the expendables of horror. I look at
- 1:12:25Speaker 5: it as more of it's a mad, mad, mad mad
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: world where you're taking some of these really great names
- 1:12:31Speaker 5: who are not going to be around forever. I love
- 1:12:33Speaker 5: Death House, like thirty years from now, to have people
- 1:12:37Speaker 5: you know come back and look at it again and go, wow,
- 1:12:39Speaker 5: these were, you know, some of the crown jewels of
- 1:12:41Speaker 5: the genre at the time, and so you know, we're
- 1:12:44Speaker 5: trying to make it out of respect to the names.
- 1:12:47Speaker 5: But I can tell you this, we have a damn
- 1:12:50Speaker 5: good script. And the reason why I know that is
- 1:12:53Speaker 5: I sent this script out to a number of film critics,
- 1:12:56Speaker 5: respected and established horror trade magazines that I told them,
- 1:13:01Speaker 5: I said, listen, if you hate it, all I ask
- 1:13:03Speaker 5: is you wait until the film is out and then
- 1:13:05Speaker 5: you can trash it all you want, but I'm giving
- 1:13:08Speaker 5: you a scoop. Not a single one of them came
- 1:13:10Speaker 5: back and said, oh my god, this is not good.
- 1:13:12Speaker 5: They said, if you make this script the way that
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: you've written it, you got a winner. And that's how
- 1:13:18Speaker 5: we're gonna make it. So that's how confident I was
- 1:13:20Speaker 5: in the script. And one of them was a prominent
- 1:13:22Speaker 5: horror critic as well too, and I said, I once,
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: you'd be honest with me if it's not good or
- 1:13:27Speaker 5: you feel that this has problems, I need to know.
- 1:13:30Speaker 5: And that's how confident I was.
- 1:13:33Speaker 4: That's amazing that you're able to you know, uh, you know,
- 1:13:37Speaker 4: not have any feedback. I guess you know what I mean, Like,
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: it's so good, yo, okay, tell me and you hear
- 1:13:42Speaker 4: nothing right, so that I guess you know, that has
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: to you know, that has to fill you with such
- 1:13:49Speaker 4: confidence going forward that you're like, you know, I know
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: it's a damn good script. And now I have somebody else,
- 1:13:55Speaker 4: you know, other people tell me it's a damn good script.
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: Sounds like all engines forward.
- 1:13:58Speaker 5: Yes, and you know it's it's not even just confidence,
- 1:14:01Speaker 5: it's just simply we're doing the right thing here. We're
- 1:14:04Speaker 5: not making a gimmick movie. We're not making like some
- 1:14:07Speaker 5: people think. If you can make this clear on your podcast,
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: this isn't Michael Myers fighting Jason or Freddy Krueger. That's
- 1:14:15Speaker 5: not what this is. These those are copyrighted characters. These
- 1:14:18Speaker 5: are the actors who happen to play these people, but
- 1:14:21Speaker 5: they're all in different roles. So it's not like you know,
- 1:14:25Speaker 5: Avid and Costello me Frankenstein, where we're going to mash
- 1:14:28Speaker 5: up all the monsters. That's not what we're doing here.
- 1:14:32Speaker 5: So that's that's something I want clear. And then on
- 1:14:35Speaker 5: the second end of it, we're treating this as you know,
- 1:14:38Speaker 5: a really good commentary, you know, on this story, okay,
- 1:14:42Speaker 5: And and most of all, the genre. We're treating the
- 1:14:44Speaker 5: genre with respect. And that's important because it's not just
- 1:14:48Speaker 5: about throwing in a bunch of hard names and killing
- 1:14:50Speaker 5: them off one by one. And Gunner never wanted that.
- 1:14:53Speaker 5: Gunner wanted something that was substantial, and that it was
- 1:14:56Speaker 5: a definite tip of the hat and a tip of
- 1:14:59Speaker 5: a sspecful tip of the hat to the genre, to
- 1:15:01Speaker 5: the horror genre.
- 1:15:02Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad you said it, Harrison, because I remember
- 1:15:05Speaker 4: reading when when when news of this broke on some
- 1:15:07Speaker 4: of the sites. Remember some of the comments were like,
- 1:15:09Speaker 4: oh my god, it's gonna be leather face fighting Jason
- 1:15:11Speaker 4: and and I and I, I mean I knew because
- 1:15:13Speaker 4: you know, like you said, they're all different coperated characters
- 1:15:16Speaker 4: and getting getting all of the trademarks for those names
- 1:15:19Speaker 4: and likenesses and all that that would be a legal nightmare.
- 1:15:22Speaker 5: Didn't do it, so you couldn't do it.
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: So I know you have to go. Somebody actually walked
- 1:15:27Speaker 4: into your room there, I could see. It's but it's
- 1:15:30Speaker 4: like a horror movie itself, like oh my god, there's
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: somebody behind you.
- 1:15:34Speaker 5: Like unfriended or something like that.
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they had unfriended And there was also a
- 1:15:38Speaker 4: scream on one of the screams too they had the
- 1:15:41Speaker 4: people were behind them you couldn't see.
- 1:15:42Speaker 5: And and Halloween Resurrection they did that too or something.
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: But yeah, I remember it was with uh when h
- 1:15:49Speaker 4: oh bust the Rhymes and tire banks right, the Jaws.
- 1:15:55Speaker 5: The Revenge of Slasher films.
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: Harrison, I know you have to go. But before you go,
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: where people find you out online?
- 1:16:03Speaker 5: Oh, you can find me online at my company site
- 1:16:06Speaker 5: which is www dot Class eighty five dot com. And
- 1:16:09Speaker 5: you can find me on Twitter Harrison Smith eighty five
- 1:16:13Speaker 5: on Twitter. I think that's my handle. I'm pretty sure
- 1:16:16Speaker 5: I should look.
- 1:16:17Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and I think that is it is.
- 1:16:19Speaker 5: Okay. Yeah, I'm not really good with self promotion in
- 1:16:22Speaker 5: that way. And yeah, I mean you can find all
- 1:16:25Speaker 5: my films. They're everywhere. They're on Amazon, they're on iTunes, Hulu,
- 1:16:30Speaker 5: pretty much everywhere you can find them. And I've had
- 1:16:32Speaker 5: plenty of people tell me that they're torrented like crazy.
- 1:16:35Speaker 4: So, oh, I actually have a Hula accounts. I'll check out.
- 1:16:38Speaker 4: I'll check out camp Dread on Hulu.
- 1:16:39Speaker 5: I think camp Dreads on who I know The Fields
- 1:16:41Speaker 5: and six Degrees are definitely on Hulu as well. But yeah,
- 1:16:45Speaker 5: and if not, I know that you can stream camp
- 1:16:48Speaker 5: Dread right off of Amazon.
- 1:16:50Speaker 4: Oh right, cool, awesome. I usually before the physical copys,
- 1:16:53Speaker 4: I actually started going back and forth in digital media
- 1:16:55Speaker 4: and physical media.
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: Now big physical media person I like it on DVD.
- 1:17:00Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I I've come back to now. I'm like,
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: I'm making sure I get everything Criterion like Blu Ray
- 1:17:06Speaker 4: if I can, or you know now, because I'm you know,
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: I'm always a little leery now about digital media. But
- 1:17:12Speaker 4: that's a whole nother story.
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: Right, Yes it is. I share your wariness.
- 1:17:16Speaker 4: Harrison Smith. I want to say thank you very much
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: for coming on and I wish you best with Deathhouse.
- 1:17:21Speaker 5: Thank you, and we'll give you some updates as we
- 1:17:23Speaker 5: get moving on that. We start shooting April fourth.
- 1:17:25Speaker 4: Oh wow, so you're like you're you're like feeling the
- 1:17:29Speaker 4: pressure right now. Yeah, Harrison again, I want to wish
- 1:17:34Speaker 4: you the best of luck and I look forward to
- 1:17:36Speaker 4: hearing how hell well it turns out.
- 1:17:37Speaker 5: Thank you, and thanks for having me on the show.
- 1:17:39Speaker 4: Oh my pleasure, Harrison, Take care, but I have a
- 1:17:40Speaker 4: good weekend you too. Bye bye.
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: I want to thank Dave so much for doing such
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: a great job on this episode. If you want to
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- 1:17:48Speaker 1: head over to the show notes at Bulletproof Screenwriting dot
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- 1:17:54Speaker 1: much for listening, guys, as always, keep on writing no
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: matter what. I'll talk to you soon
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