Latest / Movie Meltdown / 252: The Technology of Fandom
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- 1:14Speaker 6: To your stations, we have a movie meltdown.
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- 1:19Speaker 7: pull off a procedure like that, so ha!
- 1:30Speaker 8: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
- 1:33Speaker 9: I'm Dave.
- 1:34Speaker 8: I'm Lucy.
- 1:35Speaker 7: I'm Marlena.
- 1:36Speaker 5: I'm also Dave.
- 1:37Speaker 3: I'm not a Dave, I'm Ben. And I am Greg.
- 1:41Speaker 10: Once again, we've broken it down with two Daves for
- 1:43Speaker 10: some reason, just to confuse you guys.
- 1:45Speaker 7: Well, you need a critical mass of Dave before you
- 1:48Speaker 7: can get going, you know?
- 1:49Speaker 9: Or, you know, you need a spare in case one
- 1:51Speaker 9: blows up.
- 1:51Speaker 5: It's true.
- 1:52Speaker 8: This is our main Dave.
- 1:55Speaker 3: This is the emergency backup Dave.
- 1:57Speaker 8: Again, we have posh Dave from previous episodes. I believe
- 1:59Speaker 8: that's auxiliary Dave.
- 2:01Speaker 9: Thank you very much.
- 2:01Speaker 10: And our conduit Dave, as you were, was, again, from
- 2:05Speaker 10: Tower of Tectobabble, so.
- 2:07Speaker 5: All right.
- 2:07Speaker 8: Well, as this week, you know, for.
- 2:09Speaker 10: Our geek activity, we're getting into a very technological based
- 2:14Speaker 10: discussion later. So, you know, seeing as how we're going
- 2:17Speaker 10: to get to that, I wanted to ask about a
- 2:19Speaker 10: new innovative kind of movie and see how many of
- 2:22Speaker 10: you have seen it. I know one of you hasn't
- 2:24Speaker 10: because they wanted to go sneak into it earlier.
- 2:27Speaker 8: Who has seen Gravity?
- 2:29Speaker 11: I have.
- 2:29Speaker 1: I have.
- 2:30Speaker 3: I have. Can I leave the room?
- 2:32Speaker 8: Well, that's the thing. We're not going to spoil anything.
- 2:34Speaker 5: I don't want to go down.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Can't you give Greg and I a couple hours? We'll
- 2:36Speaker 3: come back.
- 2:37Speaker 12: I don't really think you can spoil Gravity, though.
- 2:39Speaker 3: You can.
- 2:39Speaker 10: No more so than the filmmakers already did.
- 2:42Speaker 13: What?
- 2:43Speaker 3: Oh!
- 2:44Speaker 8: Okay, that's what I wanted to get basic feelings.
- 2:46Speaker 3: You're saving me ten bucks? Is that what you're doing?
- 2:48Speaker 8: I was willing to bet money you were not going
- 2:50Speaker 8: to be happy.
- 2:50Speaker 5: With it, Lucy.
- 2:51Speaker 8: So I kind of want to hear your take on it.
- 2:53Speaker 14: Well, okay, here's my take. Actually, I both loved and
- 2:56Speaker 14: hated this film. I thought it was, they spent so
- 3:00Speaker 14: much time making it look Amazing.
- 3:03Speaker 15: I mean, it looks amazing.
- 3:04Speaker 8: It's like you're in space. It really is.
- 3:06Speaker 14: And it seems like they could have used maybe one
- 3:08Speaker 14: one-thousandth of that time to write a script.
- 3:11Speaker 8: Just a script.
- 3:12Speaker 10: I've heard that a few times. Mostly everybody's like, oh
- 3:15Speaker 10: my god, it was amazing. And then there's one out of,
- 3:17Speaker 10: you know, however many that's just kind of like.
- 3:21Speaker 8: What is that dialogue? Well, but those are just terrible.
- 3:24Speaker 10: There's no amazing to them except it's amazing people keep
- 3:28Speaker 10: giving him money. But no, these, I mean, technically it
- 3:31Speaker 10: is just phenomenal.
- 3:33Speaker 8: You are immersed in space.
- 3:35Speaker 10: And some of even like just the filmmaking stuff that
- 3:38Speaker 10: he does. Like as a director, he has found new
- 3:41Speaker 10: ways to do stuff and is making use of them
- 3:44Speaker 10: within the first movie. You know, it's like nobody has
- 3:46Speaker 10: ever been able to do a shot like this. And
- 3:49Speaker 10: I'm going to do it, and it's going to be
- 3:50Speaker 10: spectacularly done. So everything from that aspect is done.
- 3:54Speaker 8: I will give you... I mean, there's times when it's
- 3:56Speaker 8: just sort of.
- 3:57Speaker 10: As I described it, that became the fill-in-the-blank part. It's like, okay,
- 4:01Speaker 10: we're going to get these really cool effects.
- 4:03Speaker 8: We're going to do all this cool camera movement.
- 4:05Speaker 10: We're going to get all this other stuff.
- 4:07Speaker 8: And then people got to say stuff.
- 4:09Speaker 7: You are describing Star Trek the motion picture.
- 4:15Speaker 5: Avatar.
- 4:16Speaker 12: I feel like the... I mean, like... It definitely did
- 4:19Speaker 12: get kind of boring at times because you're just watching
- 4:21Speaker 12: stuff and not listening to stuff. But if you notice,
- 4:23Speaker 12: there wasn't a whole lot of background music. There wasn't
- 4:25Speaker 12: a lot of anything. It was silent, and there was
- 4:29Speaker 12: very sparse speaking. I mean, she talked to herself a lot.
- 4:33Speaker 12: But you almost feel her isolation. It felt almost intentional,
- 4:39Speaker 12: but it was kind of like, there's.
- 4:41Speaker 8: Something cool going on.
- 4:43Speaker 5: I haven't seen it, but do you think the casting
- 4:46Speaker 5: has anything to do with that?
- 4:47Speaker 15: I don't hate Sandy Bullock.
- 4:50Speaker 8: I think she does a good job.
- 4:51Speaker 15: As good as she can do with the material.
- 4:53Speaker 5: Yeah, I just, I get the feeling just, you know,
- 4:56Speaker 5: reading up on it, like this is, yeah, it's a
- 4:57Speaker 5: revolutionary movie, but then the producer steps in and says,
- 5:00Speaker 5: but it's got to have to have Sandra Bullock and
- 5:03Speaker 5: George Clooney in it if you.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Want the money.
- 5:06Speaker 5: No.
- 5:07Speaker 10: And I really didn't even have as big a problem.
- 5:10Speaker 10: I think I was more in your camp, Marlene. I
- 5:12Speaker 10: felt like it was supposed to be that way, and
- 5:14Speaker 10: some of the things that are said are kind of silly,
- 5:17Speaker 10: but It's almost silly on purpose as like we're in
- 5:20Speaker 10: an extreme situation now and these are the things we're
- 5:22Speaker 10: going to have to say to kind of keep ourselves going.
- 5:25Speaker 10: Even if it's ridiculous stuff, it's us trying to keep
- 5:27Speaker 10: ourselves distracted from this or.
- 5:29Speaker 8: Keep ourselves focused on what's going on over here.
- 5:31Speaker 10: You know, it's like I think some of it felt
- 5:34Speaker 10: like it really was put in there on purpose and
- 5:36Speaker 10: sometimes it may have just been lazy.
- 5:37Speaker 8: But, you know, overall I still think it's an amazing movie.
- 5:41Speaker 14: Well, I was actually offended by the way that they
- 5:43Speaker 14: wrote her character because she just wasn't a smart character.
- 5:45Speaker 15: A little.
- 5:46Speaker 14: And the only way you knew she was supposed to
- 5:48Speaker 14: be a smart character was because at the beginning, the man,
- 5:50Speaker 14: George Clooney, says, you're a smart woman.
- 5:52Speaker 12: And we're like, oh, okay.
- 5:53Speaker 8: Wait, she's supposed to be smart. He's a space cowboy.
- 5:56Speaker 8: You've got to listen to anything he says.
- 5:59Speaker 14: But, yeah, when I walked out, I gave it a
- 6:01Speaker 14: new tagline, which was, in space, no one can hear
- 6:03Speaker 14: you yawn. And that was basically my synopsis of the film.
- 6:08Speaker 9: Technically, it shouldn't even be gravity. It's orbital momentum.
- 6:12Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 6:12Speaker 8: I mean, eventually some gravity comes in.
- 6:15Speaker 3: Well, sure.
- 6:15Speaker 10: But yeah, for the most part, it's not much of that.
- 6:19Speaker 5: It's inertia.
- 6:19Speaker 2: It's inertia.
- 6:20Speaker 14: I mean, it was just so beautifully done. It's just
- 6:23Speaker 14: her backstory, and it just, all of it felt silly.
- 6:26Speaker 14: There was a moment, and I'm not going to spoil anything,
- 6:28Speaker 14: but there was a moment where I think the movie
- 6:29Speaker 14: could have gotten really weird.
- 6:31Speaker 10: There's sort of a disorienting.
- 6:32Speaker 8: Moment where you're like, what is happening now?
- 6:34Speaker 14: And I feel like that could have taken a turn
- 6:35Speaker 14: where it could have gone someplace really interesting, and then
- 6:37Speaker 14: it just didn't.
- 6:39Speaker 10: Later you'll have to tell me which way you're taking it,
- 6:41Speaker 10: because I'm taking it in a really weird.
- 6:43Speaker 3: Place right now.
- 6:43Speaker 7: Question from someone who hasn't seen this. How did they
- 6:46Speaker 7: get into space? Were there American rockets?
- 6:48Speaker 8: They're astronauts.
- 6:49Speaker 9: Well, they actually have to bend the chronology because they're
- 6:51Speaker 9: on a space shuttle.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 6:54Speaker 5: I don't want to see it.
- 6:54Speaker 9: And we don't have any of those anymore. It's funny
- 6:57Speaker 9: because they're in a space shuttle and the Chinese space station,
- 6:59Speaker 9: which is under construction now, comes into effect and it's
- 7:02Speaker 9: done then, so there's this weird dichotomy of.
- 7:05Speaker 8: It exists in its own universe.
- 7:07Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 7:07Speaker 9: I don't know what the year is because none of
- 7:09Speaker 9: this stuff happened in the first place. Maybe they're saying
- 7:11Speaker 9: we need to have the space shuttle.
- 7:12Speaker 11: Exactly.
- 7:13Speaker 5: At the rate we're going, maybe so, yeah. It could
- 7:15Speaker 5: be a used space shuttle. She bought it off herself.
- 7:18Speaker 12: Like at the beginning of the movie, it came out.
- 7:21Speaker 8: There you go.
- 7:23Speaker 5: All right.
- 7:23Speaker 9: Plot hole solved.
- 7:24Speaker 3: What year is it supposed to be?
- 7:25Speaker 9: It doesn't say.
- 7:28Speaker 8: It's just when they went in space. I feel like
- 7:30Speaker 8: he was.
- 7:30Speaker 12: In the 60s. No, wasn't he? I think they intentionally
- 7:35Speaker 12: made it vague.
- 7:36Speaker 10: It's got to be pretty recent because there's so many
- 7:38Speaker 10: other people up in space.
- 7:40Speaker 8: It's got to be in somewhat recent years.
- 7:42Speaker 10: But still, it doesn't have to be pinpointed because if
- 7:45Speaker 10: you try to pinpoint it, it doesn't fit a timeline
- 7:47Speaker 10: of any sort.
- 7:48Speaker 3: How many stars were on the flag?
- 7:50Speaker 5: 67.
- 7:51Speaker 9: It was weird.
- 7:54Speaker 10: It was the Circle Stars.
- 7:57Speaker 8: Is that a... Seems kind of dated, but.
- 8:01Speaker 3: The president was taffed.
- 8:03Speaker 8: They were wearing them serenity uniforms. They look kind of cool.
- 8:05Speaker 9: It was kind of steampunky.
- 8:06Speaker 8: Yeah, it was pretty cool.
- 8:09Speaker 16: They're ruining what I wanted to see. They're saving me money.
- 8:14Speaker 14: You should go see it. And when you see it,
- 8:16Speaker 14: you should definitely see it in 3D. Do not bother not.
- 8:18Speaker 10: Seeing it in 3D.
- 8:19Speaker 9: It does have the benefit of being basically the only
- 8:21Speaker 9: movie I've seen in 3D that deserved it, I think.
- 8:23Speaker 8: It's worthwhile to see.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Even Avatar, because I thought that did a good job.
- 8:27Speaker 9: Avatar in this was probably the... This especially. This actually
- 8:31Speaker 9: adds to the.
- 8:32Speaker 5: Story, I think, in 3D.
- 8:33Speaker 10: As much as I hate the stupid glasses and it's
- 8:36Speaker 10: why I don't want to watch most 3D anymore, other
- 8:38Speaker 10: than the fact that it's not worth it, but even then,
- 8:40Speaker 10: the glasses are just kind of annoying. Like, within this,
- 8:43Speaker 10: it almost works because... they're wearing the helmets and so
- 8:46Speaker 10: much of this you're kind of in their pov and
- 8:49Speaker 10: it's like it kind of feels like that like it
- 8:52Speaker 10: works on so many levels because you're wearing these dumb
- 8:54Speaker 10: glasses you're so uncomfortable because it's yeah it's like it's
- 8:57Speaker 10: here's a little taste you don't have to eat toothpaste
- 8:59Speaker 10: for dinner.
- 9:00Speaker 8: But this is what it's sort.
- 9:02Speaker 10: Of like but that it i think that sort of
- 9:04Speaker 10: plays into the the whole effect they.
- 9:06Speaker 12: Should have done that they should have given you.
- 9:08Speaker 10: Like Space helmets.
- 9:10Speaker 12: No, just candy out of pouches.
- 9:12Speaker 10: Frozen ice cream.
- 9:14Speaker 12: Are you going to see gravity? Okay, you have to
- 9:16Speaker 12: eat this popcorn, this liquefied popcorn out of a baggie.
- 9:20Speaker 8: Astronaut ice cream. That's what they need.
- 9:23Speaker 2: And Tang.
- 9:24Speaker 9: Here's a packet of Tang.
- 9:25Speaker 10: Man, the concession stands should have been loaded with this shit.
- 9:30Speaker 14: The movie is more successful at creating tension than maybe
- 9:33Speaker 14: any film I've ever seen.
- 9:35Speaker 10: I mean, it's really, it's really impressive.
- 9:36Speaker 9: It really doesn't let up.
- 9:37Speaker 10: And it has a genius setup to it that becomes cycle-like,
- 9:42Speaker 10: and that, like, adds so much to it.
- 9:44Speaker 8: So it's worth seeing.
- 9:45Speaker 10: Like, it really is really well done on so many levels.
- 9:49Speaker 10: Maybe not all for some people, but.
- 9:50Speaker 3: You know what I've realized?
- 9:51Speaker 7: This is how I see movies now. I don't actually
- 9:53Speaker 7: see movies. I just kind of hear people talking about it,
- 9:56Speaker 7: and I'm like, I'm good.
- 9:57Speaker 8: I blame podcasts. Yeah, I.
- 10:00Speaker 3: I haven't seen a movie since 1996. That's why I.
- 10:02Speaker 14: See everything opening weekend. I don't want to hear anybody
- 10:06Speaker 14: say anything about anything.
- 10:07Speaker 8: I want to be the first to bash it, damn it.
- 10:11Speaker 15: I know he's listening.
- 10:12Speaker 1: Okay.
- 10:13Speaker 7: So you always go to an opening weekend. So there's
- 10:15Speaker 7: always people dressed. Were there people dressed up as astronauts
- 10:17Speaker 7: for opening weekend?
- 10:18Speaker 12: Sadly, no.
- 10:20Speaker 8: They were dressed just as stars.
- 10:22Speaker 3: Because I want to breathe. They're making this 50 Shades
- 10:27Speaker 3: of Grey movie. Are there going to be people dressed
- 10:29Speaker 3: up as characters for that?
- 10:31Speaker 8: I hope so. Oh, yeah.
- 10:35Speaker 9: Just a lot of bored housewives.
- 10:36Speaker 10: Yeah, some of them will just be stumbling in in
- 10:38Speaker 10: their normal weekend attire anyway.
- 10:40Speaker 12: I mean, the only people that read that are people
- 10:42Speaker 12: who actually are not into fetish things. So it's going
- 10:46Speaker 12: to be people's gross misinterpretation of what that.
- 10:49Speaker 8: Culture actually was.
- 10:51Speaker 10: It's the slutty outfit they bought at Halloween.
- 10:54Speaker 8: They're like, this is what it's like, right?
- 10:56Speaker 12: It's going to be made with like... really uncomfortable handcuffs
- 10:59Speaker 12: or something.
- 10:59Speaker 3: Is that the costume? The slutty housewife? The slutty bored housewife?
- 11:03Speaker 3: Can you get that at, you know, at the costume shop?
- 11:05Speaker 8: I'm sure it's out there.
- 11:07Speaker 12: I mean, they've made slutty sriracha bottle costumes. I'm pretty
- 11:11Speaker 12: sure they probably made that.
- 11:12Speaker 5: That's a sticker?
- 11:13Speaker 4: Yes.
- 11:13Speaker 12: They've made it slutty bag of peanuts.
- 11:16Speaker 3: What's the slutty bag of peanuts look like? A slutty
- 11:19Speaker 3: bag of peanuts.
- 11:20Speaker 8: Oh, you should see her peanuts.
- 11:21Speaker 3: A slutty bag of nuts? Is she wearing like a monocle?
- 11:25Speaker 9: A slutty monocle.
- 11:27Speaker 12: It's not that clever. It's just a little, it's like
- 11:29Speaker 12: a tiny little low cut, very short dress that looks
- 11:33Speaker 12: like a box of peanuts on the front.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Is she handed out on an airplane? A sexy airplane?
- 11:43Speaker 12: They don't think that deeply about these slutty costumes. They're
- 11:45Speaker 12: just like, it's an object. It exists in our world.
- 11:48Speaker 12: Let's make it into.
- 11:49Speaker 15: A slutty costume.
- 11:50Speaker 8: Can we make it slutty? Do we have the technology?
- 11:54Speaker 12: Slutty what?
- 11:55Speaker 3: Slutty Paul McGann.
- 11:57Speaker 12: There's very, very many slutty TARDIS costumes.
- 12:00Speaker 3: They've got slutty Daleks.
- 12:02Speaker 8: Slutty dollars oh yeah.
- 12:04Speaker 12: Saw lots of pictures of those on the internet yeah
- 12:06Speaker 12: right after.
- 12:06Speaker 7: Halloween see fans ruin everything.
- 12:09Speaker 3: No it's i i hate people that is.
- 12:13Speaker 10: My that's my words to live by well.
- 12:17Speaker 5: I have a newsletter you may be interested in i
- 12:21Speaker 5: mean did you all see the the thing that fred
- 12:22Speaker 5: posted right before halloween about costume it was like slutty
- 12:25Speaker 5: first edition version of old man in the.
- 12:27Speaker 8: Sea dude that was hot come on now No, what
- 12:32Speaker 8: was my favorite?
- 12:33Speaker 10: What was the one that was like utter depression or.
- 12:38Speaker 8: Whatever that one was?
- 12:39Speaker 3: Slutty depression. That's a great costume.
- 12:42Speaker 10: It was like hot slutty melancholy or something.
- 12:46Speaker 9: Slutty on weed.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Slutty, aren't we?
- 12:50Speaker 10: All right, on that slutty technology note, let's take our break,
- 12:57Speaker 10: and we'll get back and get into our not-so-slutty technology.
- 13:00Speaker 8: Sluts are fun.
- 13:01Speaker 3: I'm not a slut.
- 13:03Speaker 16: I just love love.
- 13:03Speaker 4: What's it called?
- 13:12Speaker 15: You'll be my little friend.
- 13:15Speaker 17: You'll be my little friend.
- 13:19Speaker 15: You'll be my little friend.
- 13:50Speaker 1: And it's just like me Way up there, thank you,
- 13:53Speaker 1: man I'm a slut like you You say you're looking
- 13:54Speaker 1: for me And I'm just like me too I'm gonna
- 13:56Speaker 1: let you know the truth I'm a slut like.
- 13:57Speaker 4: You Okay, look, you want a videocassette recorder, right?
- 14:20Speaker 14: Right.
- 14:20Speaker 4: And you know that RCA sells SelectaVision, their four-hour videocassette recorder.
- 14:24Speaker 5: That's the one I want. What are you waiting for?
- 14:26Speaker 4: What if we threw in a free cassette? Okay, two.
- 14:29Speaker 6: Two?
- 14:29Speaker 4: Okay, double it.
- 14:30Speaker 5: Four cassettes?
- 14:31Speaker 4: 14 hours of blank tape worth almost $ 100 free if
- 14:34Speaker 4: you buy now. What do you say?
- 14:36Speaker 5: I would have bought it at two.
- 14:38Speaker 4: SelectaVision's almost $ 100 tape giveaway. We don't know when to quit.
- 14:43Speaker 5: I would have bought it at one.
- 14:56Speaker 4: What are you doing?
- 14:58Speaker 5: Making a long distance phone call. Beijing Hotel.
- 15:05Speaker 3: The year is 2021. Reloading or not?
- 15:08Speaker 5: The world is wired.
- 15:09Speaker 6: Your storage capacity?
- 15:11Speaker 8: I can carry nearly 80 gigs of data in my head.
- 15:15Speaker 11: Information is power. And secrets are a thing of the past.
- 15:23Speaker 11: Unless you hire a courier, Like Johnny Mnemonic.
- 15:27Speaker 5: Hit me.
- 15:30Speaker 15: How do you feel about letting.
- 15:34Speaker 9: Your head anyway?
- 15:35Speaker 8: I had to dump a chunk of long-term memory.
- 15:38Speaker 5: You had to dump a chunk of what? My childhood.
- 15:43Speaker 11: For Johnny, inputting the data was easy.
- 15:46Speaker 8: Let's just start with what you got in there and
- 15:48Speaker 8: what it's worth to the world.
- 15:50Speaker 11: The hard part is making the delivery.
- 15:54Speaker 9: Double cheese anchovies?
- 15:58Speaker 4: You weren't on the menu. Charlie!
- 16:01Speaker 3: They were waiting for me, Ralphie.
- 16:04Speaker 7: Johnny.
- 16:05Speaker 5: I'm loosening.
- 16:06Speaker 15: The information you carry.
- 16:08Speaker 1: You must protect it with your life.
- 16:13Speaker 11: Keanu Reeves.
- 16:15Speaker 5: You can't shoot me.
- 16:16Speaker 11: Not in the head.
- 16:22Speaker 5: Johnny Mnemonic.
- 16:51Speaker 8: Hey, Lucy, is there anything else we should watch?
- 16:53Speaker 14: It's funny you should ask me that, Brian. I was
- 16:55Speaker 14: just thinking that people should go see The Counselor because
- 16:58Speaker 14: it has been, I don't know if there has been
- 17:01Speaker 14: as much negative press about a film maybe in the
- 17:04Speaker 14: history of cinema, and it is so unfair.
- 17:06Speaker 15: It is categorically unfair.
- 17:08Speaker 10: I thought it was great.
- 17:10Speaker 15: That's all I'm going to say.
- 17:11Speaker 14: I'm just going to give it a ringing endorsement and
- 17:13Speaker 14: walk away.
- 17:14Speaker 8: I've not even.
- 17:15Speaker 3: Heard of this, so I'll go and check it out.
- 17:18Speaker 3: You go watch 2005 Doctor Who. I'll go watch Castle.
- 17:20Speaker 15: It's a trade.
- 17:21Speaker 3: You're on.
- 17:23Speaker 14: I think it just wasn't sold the way that it
- 17:26Speaker 14: was supposed to be sold. And everybody's really upset about
- 17:29Speaker 14: the Cormac McCarthy script. And I don't know why they
- 17:32Speaker 14: were expecting anything other than exactly what they got. I
- 17:35Speaker 14: thought it was fascinating. So it's very talky. It's very literary.
- 17:40Speaker 15: There are explosions in it.
- 17:43Speaker 7: That's good, because I have CGI fatigue like you would believe,
- 17:45Speaker 7: so I'm all for some talkies right now.
- 17:47Speaker 10: Yeah, I thought it was great.
- 17:49Speaker 14: I mean, it's weird as hell. I think a lot
- 17:52Speaker 14: of people have said that their problem with it was
- 17:54Speaker 14: that Cormac McCarthy doesn't know how to write a script,
- 17:56Speaker 14: and that's what I loved about it. I mean, it's
- 17:58Speaker 14: like nobody gave him a copy of the story and said,
- 18:01Speaker 14: this is how you do it.
- 18:02Speaker 10: He just kind of did what he does.
- 18:04Speaker 7: Totally didn't know how to write a novel, didn't stop
- 18:07Speaker 7: doing it.
- 18:08Speaker 8: And they made three movies out of that first one.
- 18:10Speaker 3: He didn't know how to end a novel. No, that's
- 18:13Speaker 3: Peter Jackson. Neither is Peter Jackson. He doesn't know how
- 18:17Speaker 3: to cut. Shoot the film, let God sort it out.
- 18:20Speaker 3: He's like, let's just throw it all in there. Kenneth Toronto,
- 18:26Speaker 3: just throw him in there. A transforming robot.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Whatever.
- 18:31Speaker 8: There's extra footage. Just throw it in there.
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- 20:08Speaker 7: Hi, this is Nick from.
- 20:09Speaker 18: The Found Footage Festival.
- 20:10Speaker 9: You're listening to Movie Meltdown, the meltingest podcast around.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Oh, wouldn't you be in.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Good shape if your life was on videotape?
- 20:25Speaker 1: That's part of your problem, you know.
- 20:32Speaker 6: You haven't seen enough movies.
- 20:33Speaker 19: All of life's riddles are.
- 20:34Speaker 20: Answered in the movies. Now, on with the show.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Where did we get all these wonderful foods?
- 20:54Speaker 6: These gadgets and gizmos we desperately need.
- 20:58Speaker 14: The World Wide Web in the palm of your hand.
- 21:02Speaker 2: All of technology starts with demand.
- 21:06Speaker 21: Like someone who walked around barefoot all day Decided he
- 21:11Speaker 21: can't go on living this way With blisters and boils
- 21:16Speaker 21: all over his feet There must be a better way
- 21:20Speaker 21: to walk down the street He gets an idea and
- 21:24Speaker 21: then starts to draw A brilliant solution to protect his past.
- 21:30Speaker 21: The first prototype of something so new. He saw it
- 21:35Speaker 21: was good and he called it a shot.
- 21:37Speaker 10: All right, we are back and it is time for
- 21:39Speaker 10: the grind. In this segment, we discuss a specific topic
- 21:55Speaker 10: or question related to movies or general geekiness, and this
- 21:58Speaker 10: one certainly is. This week's topic comes more or less
- 22:02Speaker 10: from Ben, but I've sort of honed it. Ben was
- 22:05Speaker 10: throwing out a question more like, hey, remember when you
- 22:09Speaker 10: could be a fan of TV?
- 22:10Speaker 8: I'm paraphrasing.
- 22:11Speaker 10: Be a fan of TV and movies before there were
- 22:13Speaker 10: VCRs and DVDs and all that stuff that we have now,
- 22:16Speaker 10: and back when it was a challenge to be a
- 22:18Speaker 10: fan of that kind of stuff. But I'm assuming not
- 22:21Speaker 10: everyone listening or seated here remembers those times exactly. So
- 22:25Speaker 10: I thought we would broaden it a little and we
- 22:27Speaker 10: would do more of an overall discussion of technology and
- 22:30Speaker 10: the way that it's changing in the last century or
- 22:33Speaker 10: so and how it makes it a bigger topic. So
- 22:35Speaker 10: then we have to look at how each time the
- 22:37Speaker 10: technology updates, how it changes your being a fan. So
- 22:42Speaker 10: the technology of fandom and I mean, the invention of
- 22:47Speaker 10: the movie camera itself is It's pretty recent in the
- 22:49Speaker 10: grand scheme of things.
- 22:50Speaker 8: So, I don't know.
- 22:52Speaker 10: Each year, things change.
- 22:54Speaker 8: It updates stuff.
- 22:56Speaker 10: It changes the way we look at it. And does
- 22:58Speaker 10: it change you as a viewer is what we want
- 23:01Speaker 10: to throw out there.
- 23:02Speaker 8: So, where would you.
- 23:04Speaker 10: Do you want to go start with the old school stuff, Ben?
- 23:07Speaker 3: The reason I wanted to bring this up is... The
- 23:10Speaker 3: Doctor Who again.
- 23:11Speaker 8: Imagine that.
- 23:12Speaker 3: Imagine that.
- 23:13Speaker 7: Well, when that show started in 1963... About the first
- 23:17Speaker 7: six years were in black and white. And as of 1978,
- 23:22Speaker 7: every copy that the BBC held had been either wiped
- 23:27Speaker 7: or burnt or trashed or thrown out.
- 23:30Speaker 3: And it's an interesting story.
- 23:31Speaker 5: Why, actually?
- 23:32Speaker 7: It's because in the 50s, whenever TV recording first started,
- 23:36Speaker 7: or not even recording, whenever TV first really started, all
- 23:40Speaker 7: of the TV shows on BBC were pretty much plays.
- 23:44Speaker 7: They were like televised plays. And they weren't recording it.
- 23:48Speaker 7: So if they ever wanted to do a rerun of
- 23:51Speaker 7: said play, they would hire the same actors to come
- 23:54Speaker 7: back in and basically shoot the show again.
- 23:56Speaker 10: Man, they should do that all the time.
- 24:00Speaker 8: Bring back Happy Days.
- 24:02Speaker 9: The Happy Days game just gets older and older.
- 24:04Speaker 8: Come on, Henry Winkler, get up here. Hit that jukebox.
- 24:08Speaker 7: So for actors in Britain, it was seen as just another,
- 24:11Speaker 7: you know, they do theater, they go do TV, and...
- 24:16Speaker 7: problem was this thing television recording started and the agents
- 24:23Speaker 7: of these actors started to get worried because they thought
- 24:26Speaker 7: well you're just going to be able to film one
- 24:29Speaker 7: of these plays and then just keep playing it over
- 24:31Speaker 7: and over and over and our actors will never get
- 24:33Speaker 7: work again this was an actual fear so they started
- 24:38Speaker 7: writing into the contracts whenever an actor would agree to
- 24:41Speaker 7: do a TV show that if the show was to
- 24:46Speaker 7: be played a second time, they would have to pay
- 24:50Speaker 7: a fee. And if it was to be played again
- 24:53Speaker 7: after that, the fee would be so astronomical that it
- 24:58Speaker 7: would actually be cheaper to just make a whole new show.
- 25:00Speaker 7: So the idea was they were protecting their actors' livelihood.
- 25:03Speaker 6: Nice.
- 25:04Speaker 10: I mean, you could see this being a legitimate fear,
- 25:07Speaker 10: especially at that time when people really didn't understand the
- 25:10Speaker 10: technology yet or how they could get ripped off.
- 25:12Speaker 3: From the BBC's point of view.
- 25:15Speaker 7: It was too expensive to ever show a rerun. So
- 25:19Speaker 7: they had, and not just Doctor Who, pretty much every
- 25:22Speaker 7: show they had was just sitting on the shelves. And
- 25:27Speaker 7: they were all taped on videotape, and videotape was really
- 25:30Speaker 7: expensive then. So it got to the point where they
- 25:33Speaker 7: were looking at all these old shows, and they were like,
- 25:36Speaker 7: we can't show them again.
- 25:39Speaker 3: We need the videotape. So they started to tape over them.
- 25:42Speaker 7: Something else that was going on was they were... selling
- 25:46Speaker 7: the show to other countries that had been British colonies,
- 25:49Speaker 7: where there was still a big English-speaking population, like Australia
- 25:53Speaker 7: or Hong Kong, a bunch of countries in Africa, Canada.
- 25:58Speaker 7: And what they would do is, they would actually put
- 26:02Speaker 7: the shows that they had recorded on videotape onto film.
- 26:05Speaker 7: And the way that they would do it, I think
- 26:07Speaker 7: it's called cine-recording.
- 26:09Speaker 5: Kinescope.
- 26:10Speaker 3: They would actually show.
- 26:13Speaker 7: They would actually play the show on a screen, have
- 26:16Speaker 7: a movie camera.
- 26:18Speaker 3: In front of it in film.
- 26:20Speaker 5: They'd film the monitor.
- 26:21Speaker 7: And then that way, because film is a more universal
- 26:25Speaker 7: media than videotape, they could send it out to all
- 26:28Speaker 7: these different countries. So all these different countries were getting
- 26:32Speaker 7: these versions on video. I'm sorry, on film. And then,
- 26:37Speaker 7: in theory, they were supposed to watch it, send it
- 26:39Speaker 7: to the next country, and then the country was supposed
- 26:41Speaker 7: to send it back. Where, again, they would have the
- 26:43Speaker 7: same problem where, because they couldn't show it over again
- 26:46Speaker 7: in Britain, they would have to burn it. So, basically,
- 26:50Speaker 7: by 1978, they had a whole bunch of them missing.
- 26:55Speaker 7: And a lot of it is because these films that
- 26:59Speaker 7: would come back, The company that was in charge of
- 27:02Speaker 7: the videotapes, they thought that they were films, and they
- 27:05Speaker 7: didn't want them, or they didn't think it was their responsibility.
- 27:08Speaker 7: The part of the BBC that was in charge of films,
- 27:10Speaker 7: they were like, well, these technically aren't films. They're film
- 27:12Speaker 7: recordings of videotapes, so we don't really need to take
- 27:14Speaker 7: care of them. And they just assumed that everyone else
- 27:17Speaker 7: had copies. So stuff was just being burnt, thrown out.
- 27:20Speaker 7: And crazy fans of Doctor Who got wind of this.
- 27:25Speaker 7: And one fan actually went down to the studio, somehow
- 27:27Speaker 7: got in, And there was this big pile of.
- 27:30Speaker 3: Them that were being slated to be thrown out.
- 27:33Speaker 7: And he basically almost tied himself to it like a
- 27:36Speaker 7: guy up in.
- 27:38Speaker 8: Chained himself to a tree. Chained himself to a tree.
- 27:41Speaker 3: And so eventually all this was stopped.
- 27:46Speaker 7: And about when all was said and done, because a
- 27:51Speaker 7: lot of the films had not been returned from overseas,
- 27:54Speaker 7: so some of them were sent back. But when all
- 27:55Speaker 7: was said and done, about three years' worth of six years...
- 27:58Speaker 7: of Doctor Who was gone. And for other shows, it
- 28:01Speaker 7: was like none of them existed.
- 28:03Speaker 3: But Doctor Who was a bit more popular, so there
- 28:06Speaker 3: were more copies.
- 28:08Speaker 7: And so the thing is, though, for a British fan,
- 28:12Speaker 7: from day one, there were British superfans of this show.
- 28:16Speaker 7: And because it would never be rerun, the only way
- 28:19Speaker 7: that a British superfan could kind of document the show
- 28:22Speaker 7: and keep it they would take their tape recorder, put
- 28:25Speaker 7: it up to the TV speaker, get everyone in the
- 28:27Speaker 7: house to be really quiet for 20 minutes, and they
- 28:29Speaker 7: would audio record that show. Because it was the only
- 28:33Speaker 7: way that they had of hanging on to it. And
- 28:35Speaker 7: a bunch of people did this. And so, in the 80s,
- 28:40Speaker 7: when they realized how much stuff was missing, these fans
- 28:44Speaker 7: realized that they had the only actual.
- 28:46Speaker 3: Version of it on audio.
- 28:48Speaker 7: So these audios started being tossed around and circulated, and
- 28:53Speaker 7: In the 90s, the BBC decided to get the best
- 28:57Speaker 7: versions of them, clean them up, put on narration. Long
- 29:00Speaker 7: story short, the only way I have of actually experiencing
- 29:03Speaker 7: a bunch of old Doctor Who episodes is through these
- 29:05Speaker 7: fan-made recordings. And on my iPod now are a bunch
- 29:11Speaker 7: of recordings that some guy in 1960 did with putting
- 29:15Speaker 7: his microphone up to a TV thing.
- 29:18Speaker 3: And I think for kids.
- 29:20Speaker 7: Today, that's unheard of to think that You can't just
- 29:23Speaker 7: go to iTunes and look at anything ever. And it's
- 29:27Speaker 7: so precious in a way that all these things are missing.
- 29:29Speaker 7: And it was just announced a couple weeks ago.
- 29:31Speaker 3: You probably all saw on the internet this hoopla about.
- 29:34Speaker 8: I forwarded you the link.
- 29:35Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 29:36Speaker 10: That's the first thing I thought of.
- 29:38Speaker 7: And I had already you know but i was glad
- 29:40Speaker 7: to see yeah you're a geek you already knew but
- 29:42Speaker 7: basically so in in africa they found at a tv
- 29:46Speaker 7: station two almost complete stories that should have been sent
- 29:50Speaker 7: back in 68 but they but they or they remain
- 29:53Speaker 7: in six in 68 but they were from the 70s
- 29:57Speaker 7: when they were sent there but Long story short, these
- 30:00Speaker 7: things were found. They were released on iTunes overnight. And
- 30:05Speaker 7: these were stories that I had been listening to the
- 30:07Speaker 7: audio of for years. And I knew word for word
- 30:10Speaker 7: the audio. And I was seeing the pictures actually for
- 30:13Speaker 7: the first time.
- 30:13Speaker 3: And it was like... You can ask my wife about this.
- 30:16Speaker 3: I was laughing for an entire week. I would just
- 30:19Speaker 3: be sitting there and suddenly I would go, I can't
- 30:22Speaker 3: believe I just watched a web of fear.
- 30:25Speaker 10: It was unbelievable.
- 30:28Speaker 9: She's a good woman.
- 30:30Speaker 8: She's a strong woman.
- 30:33Speaker 7: It just got me thinking how there was a time
- 30:38Speaker 7: in our lives, I think we're all old enough to
- 30:40Speaker 7: think back to this, where Before there was VCR or whatever,
- 30:45Speaker 7: and if you missed something on TV, you missed it.
- 30:49Speaker 7: You didn't know if it was ever going to come back.
- 30:52Speaker 7: And I was just wondering, back in those days, when
- 30:55Speaker 7: you don't have a way of going to your shelf
- 30:57Speaker 7: or going to iTunes, how do you become a fan
- 31:00Speaker 7: of a movie? How do you get to know it
- 31:02Speaker 7: frame by frame if you have no way of actually
- 31:05Speaker 7: owning it and watching it frame by frame?
- 31:08Speaker 3: That's... It's like.
- 31:10Speaker 10: It gets harder the further back you go, too. At
- 31:13Speaker 10: that stage, I guess you would wait around and maybe
- 31:15Speaker 10: sometime on the late show they would play it again.
- 31:18Speaker 10: But think before TV. Those people in that era where
- 31:21Speaker 10: there was movies, and they loved movies, but they had
- 31:25Speaker 10: to just keep going to the theater week after week.
- 31:27Speaker 10: And if you loved a specific movie, at that point
- 31:30Speaker 10: they weren't doing revivals.
- 31:31Speaker 8: You just never saw it again.
- 31:33Speaker 5: It was just material to be consumed. And films got destroyed.
- 31:37Speaker 7: That they used any means possible, like with TV, like
- 31:40Speaker 7: the kids in Britain who were taping Doctor Who on
- 31:42Speaker 7: their audio records.
- 31:43Speaker 3: I used to do that before I had a VCR.
- 31:47Speaker 9: Well, the question is, was there rampant fanship like that
- 31:50Speaker 9: if you couldn't do that? I mean, were there any
- 31:52Speaker 9: movies from the 1940s that people just had to see?
- 31:56Speaker 9: Or did they just say, oh, it's a movie.
- 31:57Speaker 5: Hey, that was good.
- 31:58Speaker 9: Next movie.
- 32:00Speaker 10: I think it depends. I think there's always somebody like that.
- 32:03Speaker 10: There weren't as many, I guess, because technology makes it
- 32:06Speaker 10: easier to do that way. But, I mean, there were
- 32:09Speaker 10: huge movies then, and think how something like Gone with
- 32:11Speaker 10: the Wind, how huge that was. And then everybody had
- 32:13Speaker 10: to buy the book. Even if they hadn't written the
- 32:15Speaker 10: book beforehand, then it became that crossover. So you're holding
- 32:19Speaker 10: on to this as a version of that movie that
- 32:21Speaker 10: you saw, if you did it in that direction anyway.
- 32:23Speaker 7: You know, something else, back to the Doctor Who in
- 32:27Speaker 7: the 60s with BBC was... whenever they were throwing it
- 32:30Speaker 7: out because they knew that they couldn't play it over
- 32:33Speaker 7: again as a rerun without paying all these fees, at
- 32:36Speaker 7: the time, they couldn't conceive of a home video market.
- 32:41Speaker 7: So they didn't see the potential where these could be
- 32:44Speaker 7: sold and beyond every Uber fan's shelf. And so when
- 32:48Speaker 7: you talk about a movie from the 40s and all that,
- 32:51Speaker 7: I sometimes wonder why they didn't remake more movies back then.
- 32:59Speaker 10: I mean, they could show the movies again. I guess
- 33:01Speaker 10: that situation hadn't happened, but they just didn't have reason to.
- 33:05Speaker 10: I mean, there wasn't the revival thing, so there were
- 33:08Speaker 10: so many new movies, I.
- 33:09Speaker 6: Guess, that you.
- 33:10Speaker 5: Studios would re-release films.
- 33:14Speaker 3: They would.
- 33:16Speaker 14: From the 60s, because every few years they would just
- 33:18Speaker 14: send something back.
- 33:19Speaker 8: But even then, that was like 60s.
- 33:20Speaker 10: It took a while before people started getting to that,
- 33:24Speaker 10: let's look at this old one.
- 33:25Speaker 5: But since they already owned the property a lot of
- 33:27Speaker 5: the times, there were rampant remakes in the 20s and 30s,
- 33:30Speaker 5: and even into the early 40s, because these things would
- 33:34Speaker 5: run in the theater for a week or two max.
- 33:36Speaker 5: It wasn't like the era we grew up for. Star
- 33:38Speaker 5: Wars ran for a year and a half. This was programming.
- 33:41Speaker 5: There was no television. There was no competition. So films
- 33:43Speaker 5: would be churned out, and films would be remade pretty constantly,
- 33:46Speaker 5: especially between the silent and the talk era.
- 33:49Speaker 7: Did audiences get mad if a movie was in a
- 33:51Speaker 7: theater longer.
- 33:54Speaker 5: Than a week? A lot of the time, films would
- 33:56Speaker 5: change midweek. You'd see films that were only through Wednesday.
- 33:59Speaker 5: You'd see films that only played Saturday, Sunday. It was
- 34:02Speaker 5: just how they lived. Now in bigger cities with more theaters,
- 34:06Speaker 5: you'd have longer runs on pictures.
- 34:08Speaker 8: I brought that up recently.
- 34:10Speaker 10: People always complain about remakes now, but I'm like, when
- 34:12Speaker 10: I was looking back, pulling music for State Fair, I'm like,
- 34:15Speaker 10: there were three versions to State Fair in a 40-year period.
- 34:19Speaker 5: The problem now is that it drives the industry.
- 34:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 34:22Speaker 5: Everything is a remake or a reboot.
- 34:24Speaker 8: It's gotten worse, obviously.
- 34:26Speaker 7: I think something I'm wondering, like with State Fair being
- 34:28Speaker 7: remade over and over and over, if no one had seen,
- 34:32Speaker 7: or if people couldn't really remember what that first State
- 34:35Speaker 7: Fair was like, would they know to be upset that
- 34:39Speaker 7: it was being made over again?
- 34:40Speaker 10: Probably not, because it wasn't precious to them. Like, we've
- 34:43Speaker 10: watched Star Wars a million times, they can't remake that.
- 34:46Speaker 7: So when did the aspect of a precious fan geek
- 34:52Speaker 7: begin like how does that.
- 34:53Speaker 10: Happen you know i mean i don't remember anything even
- 34:58Speaker 10: like stories of people like having that kind of attachment
- 35:01Speaker 10: until and again i think it's a generational thing i
- 35:04Speaker 10: think it took almost that maybe right before but but
- 35:09Speaker 10: it definitely set in by that gen x thing because
- 35:12Speaker 10: you know everybody before that had a life and they
- 35:14Speaker 10: had stuff to do and you hit that generation that
- 35:17Speaker 10: was just like Kind of spoiled and hung out at
- 35:20Speaker 10: home and watched reruns all day.
- 35:23Speaker 8: It was a different world.
- 35:24Speaker 5: Starting in the mid-70s with Star Trek. Yeah. Where they
- 35:31Speaker 5: had the first Star Trek convention around 1973. This was
- 35:35Speaker 5: years after the show went off the air. Now it
- 35:37Speaker 5: was still in syndication. And it was generating a bigger
- 35:40Speaker 5: audience in syndication. And here it was on Wave TV
- 35:43Speaker 5: at 11 a.m. on Sunday. Yes, it was. It was
- 35:45Speaker 5: the alternate religion.
- 35:48Speaker 10: I subscribe to that religion.
- 35:51Speaker 5: People would congregate at conventions to watch 16-millimeter prints of
- 35:56Speaker 5: Star Trek or to watch the blooper reels, which were
- 35:58Speaker 5: kind of the holy grail. And it kind of grew
- 36:01Speaker 5: out of that with general science fiction fandom, which was
- 36:03Speaker 5: mostly literary or like old movies. And it grew, I
- 36:08Speaker 5: think Star Trek planted that seed in, like I said,
- 36:11Speaker 5: the early to mid-70s. And on its heels, pretty quickly
- 36:14Speaker 5: became Star Wars. And that's when science fiction impacted pop
- 36:18Speaker 5: culture so much. But, you know, I'm as old as
- 36:20Speaker 5: Doctor Who. I was born in 63. And I'm on
- 36:23Speaker 5: my 12th life. You're almost out. I remember that era
- 36:27Speaker 5: where I recorded stuff off the television constantly. You mean
- 36:31Speaker 5: with the tape recorder? I even had a reel-to-reel. That's
- 36:34Speaker 5: how old I am. I had a small reel-to-reel that
- 36:37Speaker 5: my uncle gave me, and then I had cassettes, and
- 36:39Speaker 5: I would record shows and movies that I liked. I
- 36:42Speaker 5: knew a hardcore collector here in town who recorded movies
- 36:47Speaker 5: off Fright Night, the old WDRB show, and then he
- 36:51Speaker 5: would dub them down without commercials, and he would listen
- 36:53Speaker 5: to them in his car as he delivered newspapers. He
- 36:55Speaker 5: was a fanatic. But the same fate befell that because
- 36:59Speaker 5: that show was on videotape on WDRB. Well, that tape
- 37:03Speaker 5: was too precious, so they'd tape an episode... Show the
- 37:06Speaker 5: movie tape over it. All the movies were still on
- 37:08Speaker 5: 16 millimeter. Most programming, because television was so movie-based when
- 37:13Speaker 5: I was a kid.
- 37:14Speaker 8: Yeah, which is totally changed now.
- 37:15Speaker 5: 60s and 70s was constant movies. Every network had movies
- 37:18Speaker 5: every night. Local television was tons of rerun movies and shows,
- 37:23Speaker 5: all without film. If you were in a network, you
- 37:26Speaker 5: might be showing something like All in the Family on
- 37:28Speaker 5: tape or a big movie on tape. But usually you're
- 37:30Speaker 5: showing film, which is why they had so many technical difficulties.
- 37:32Speaker 5: The film would snag and burn.
- 37:34Speaker 8: Please stand by.
- 37:35Speaker 5: That was going on still. It surprised me when I
- 37:37Speaker 5: looked into it. In the mid-' 80s, they were still showing
- 37:40Speaker 5: 16mm prints on local television. The last go-round with Universal
- 37:44Speaker 5: Classic Horror locally was Memories of Monsters on WHAS at
- 37:49Speaker 5: midnight on Friday. They were still showing film.
- 37:52Speaker 3: This is a really stupid question. How did they show
- 37:54Speaker 3: the film on TV? Did they literally project it?
- 37:57Speaker 5: It was a reverse kinescope. Literally, they would film the screen.
- 38:00Speaker 5: And they had a sync videotape camera that could get
- 38:05Speaker 5: rid of the flicker. It would be synced to the
- 38:08Speaker 5: film rate, so there was no flicker.
- 38:10Speaker 3: And was it too expensive to put it on the videotape?
- 38:13Speaker 5: Back then, yeah, they didn't even consider it. Because, you know,
- 38:15Speaker 5: I guess the first VCR, home consumption VCRs were in 1975.
- 38:19Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 38:21Speaker 5: But who could afford that? Very few people. These things
- 38:25Speaker 5: were like $ 1, 200, $ 1, 500.
- 38:26Speaker 9: And the tapes were like $ 80 a piece.
- 38:28Speaker 5: Yeah, very expensive. And if you wanted to buy a
- 38:30Speaker 5: pre-recorded movie, it cost about as much. And it was
- 38:33Speaker 5: a very exclusive market. My friend Bob, who works at
- 38:37Speaker 5: the theater, was the first guy I knew with a VCR,
- 38:40Speaker 5: and he had a beta, and that was around 1980.
- 38:43Speaker 3: What did he record with his first VCR?
- 38:45Speaker 4: Everything.
- 38:46Speaker 5: Since he was a genre fan, he recorded tons of sci-fi.
- 38:50Speaker 5: And then there were guys who were trading... There was
- 38:51Speaker 5: a whole network of guys who would trade tapes. And
- 38:54Speaker 5: they would try to cram as much. Everything was on EP.
- 38:57Speaker 5: Because they'd try to cram.
- 38:57Speaker 3: As much as they could onto that tape.
- 38:59Speaker 5: And it would be like, is that a man? Is
- 39:01Speaker 5: that a man?
- 39:01Speaker 9: It's a colorful blob.
- 39:02Speaker 5: And that's how I saw a lot of films for
- 39:03Speaker 5: the first time. Like, you know, Phantom of the Paradise.
- 39:05Speaker 5: I first saw it at Bob's house one afternoon. It
- 39:07Speaker 5: was like, some guys in makeup. I don't know.
- 39:11Speaker 7: I just remember when I would record TV shows with
- 39:14Speaker 7: my tape recorder and have everyone be real quiet in
- 39:16Speaker 7: the house.
- 39:17Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 39:18Speaker 3: I used to dream, wouldn't it be great if there
- 39:20Speaker 3: was a way to keep the pictures, too? It just
- 39:21Speaker 3: seems so impossible.
- 39:24Speaker 5: It was hard to wrap my head around how they
- 39:27Speaker 5: were doing it. They're recording images. on a tape. How
- 39:31Speaker 5: do they do that?
- 39:32Speaker 10: I'm just trying to figure out how it's like a
- 39:34Speaker 10: pre-programmed thing into kids to just want to do that.
- 39:38Speaker 10: It's just that ingenious thing, I guess. Because that's the thing.
- 39:42Speaker 8: I was doing the same thing.
- 39:43Speaker 10: I didn't talk about it with any other kid, but
- 39:46Speaker 10: long before I had recorded Star Wars on VHS, I
- 39:50Speaker 10: had it on a cassette tape.
- 39:51Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I did too.
- 39:51Speaker 9: I remember mine was almost feral when that came out.
- 39:54Speaker 9: It was like, I'm just keeping my family shut.
- 39:56Speaker 5: Small-gauge film. You could buy 8mm. Or 16 occasionally. And
- 40:00Speaker 5: you could get movies that way, but you had to
- 40:02Speaker 5: be a pretty hardcore collector to get that stuff.
- 40:04Speaker 7: Like with the kids in the 60s watching Doctor Who
- 40:06Speaker 7: in Britain, it was a serial show. It's like each
- 40:11Speaker 7: week ended on a cliffhanger and it went to the
- 40:13Speaker 7: next one. So there was this built-in continuity. And I
- 40:19Speaker 7: think for fans, it was like they wanted to have
- 40:22Speaker 7: the whole story to be able to go back. And
- 40:24Speaker 7: there was no other way. Like there weren't any. books
- 40:26Speaker 7: on it. It was just the show and every week.
- 40:29Speaker 7: And they knew that it would never be shown again.
- 40:32Speaker 7: And they kind of felt like it was precious and
- 40:35Speaker 7: they had to keep it for somehow. And you know, actually,
- 40:39Speaker 7: all of the Monty Python episodes, those were scheduled to
- 40:43Speaker 7: be tossed out. And I've heard it was Terry Jones
- 40:46Speaker 7: actually went down, stopped it, got him in. He kept
- 40:49Speaker 7: all the videotapes in his, I think, in his attic
- 40:53Speaker 7: for years until people started wanting to show them.
- 40:57Speaker 5: PBS started running them, you know, and all the affiliates.
- 41:00Speaker 5: I remember Monty Python was being run in the mid
- 41:03Speaker 5: to late 70s here. And I had seen, you know,
- 41:06Speaker 5: Holy Grail cut up on the CBS late movie where
- 41:10Speaker 5: they cut the good stuff out. And then I was
- 41:12Speaker 5: watching it one afternoon on PBS and they didn't cut
- 41:14Speaker 5: it at all. So I got to hear, you know,
- 41:16Speaker 5: how do you know he's a king? Because he's got
- 41:17Speaker 5: shit all over him. For the first time on regular television.
- 41:20Speaker 15: Like, wow.
- 41:21Speaker 7: Yes.
- 41:21Speaker 5: This was an event.
- 41:22Speaker 12: Really like, oh, they're British.
- 41:24Speaker 9: It doesn't matter.
- 41:25Speaker 7: I think as kids, you know, it's like you see
- 41:30Speaker 7: this thing and you just innately know that this is
- 41:35Speaker 7: really neat and they're not going to show it again.
- 41:37Speaker 3: I need to hang on to it. I don't know
- 41:39Speaker 3: why I feel that way.
- 41:40Speaker 12: Kids just like repetition, I think. Like, I mean, if
- 41:44Speaker 12: you ever... Like, my niece will want to watch the
- 41:47Speaker 12: same movie over and over. I mean, when I was
- 41:49Speaker 12: a kid, I watched Beauty and the Beast every morning
- 41:51Speaker 12: and every night.
- 41:52Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:52Speaker 7: Every day.
- 41:53Speaker 12: I mean, I couldn't do that as an adult.
- 41:54Speaker 5: You had accessibility to do that.
- 41:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 41:56Speaker 5: That's the weird part. I couldn't imagine that as a kid.
- 41:59Speaker 5: My daughter used to watch Destroy All Monsters every morning
- 42:01Speaker 5: for breakfast, you know. It was the sense of event. Yeah.
- 42:09Speaker 12: But, I mean, like, I think all kids just want
- 42:12Speaker 12: to watch things over and over and over, so they're, like,
- 42:14Speaker 12: they're ingenious in a way they're just like we're gonna
- 42:17Speaker 12: find a way to make this.
- 42:18Speaker 10: Happen that's the thing nobody ever talked about it like
- 42:22Speaker 10: it's not like the kids had a meeting in the kids.
- 42:23Speaker 14: Club it's not like I had friends who told me.
- 42:27Speaker 22: Things I didn't by the way on my sister's tape
- 42:29Speaker 22: recorder which which the funny thing was is we recorded
- 42:32Speaker 22: the audio to Wizard of Oz it was like oh
- 42:34Speaker 22: there's so much music and everything we were right up
- 42:36Speaker 22: next to it pushing play and record at the same
- 42:39Speaker 22: time and It's on every year, so it's not like.
- 42:43Speaker 3: I don't think.
- 42:44Speaker 16: We ever listened to it. We just wanted to make
- 42:46Speaker 16: sure we had it, and then we watched.
- 42:48Speaker 5: The next year anyway.
- 42:49Speaker 10: On the Wizard of Oz thing, we had an 8-track of.
- 42:53Speaker 8: It, which also had all the dialogue.
- 42:55Speaker 10: It was almost the entire movie, because they went back
- 42:58Speaker 10: and forth, but I remember my parents had that, and
- 43:01Speaker 10: you could just kind of sit there and listen to it,
- 43:03Speaker 10: and they did mostly the songs, but there was a
- 43:04Speaker 10: lot of dialogue in there, too.
- 43:06Speaker 7: You know, the.
- 43:09Speaker 3: I was a big Marx Brothers fan. I still am.
- 43:12Speaker 3: And I loved.
- 43:15Speaker 3: This is wacky, but.
- 43:18Speaker 7: I somehow got a tape of the Groucho Marx thing,
- 43:21Speaker 7: and it was supposed to be songs or music from
- 43:24Speaker 7: the movies. And what it was, it was actually Groucho
- 43:27Speaker 7: as an old man singing the songs from the movies.
- 43:30Speaker 7: And I didn't want that. I wanted the actual stuff
- 43:33Speaker 7: from the actual movie, which I thought was funnier and better.
- 43:36Speaker 7: But that wasn't out. So, actually, the next time PBS
- 43:40Speaker 7: played Duck Soup, I put my tape recorder up, too,
- 43:42Speaker 7: because that's what I wanted. And it wasn't available to me.
- 43:46Speaker 7: So it's sort of like I was like, well, if
- 43:49Speaker 7: I can't buy it, I'll just get it myself.
- 43:51Speaker 3: I think piracy, that's how piracy starts.
- 43:54Speaker 8: That's what it is. It really is.
- 43:55Speaker 10: Fans will always find a way is the end result.
- 44:00Speaker 8: And now we have so much.
- 44:02Speaker 10: Opportunity and technology to make it so easy. Like, so
- 44:05Speaker 10: easy that it's destroying an industry.
- 44:07Speaker 5: But.
- 44:08Speaker 10: Again, it's like it would have, like, if it weren't
- 44:10Speaker 10: that easy, somebody out there would still be doing it.
- 44:13Speaker 10: I mean, look at, like, what you were saying in
- 44:14Speaker 10: the 90s. Like, well before there was an internet to
- 44:17Speaker 10: pass it around, people were passing tapes. They've been passing
- 44:20Speaker 10: audio tapes for years. They were passing videotapes around at
- 44:23Speaker 10: that point. Like, that basis is, you know, that network
- 44:27Speaker 10: of geeks is always going to be there.
- 44:29Speaker 12: It was.
- 44:30Speaker 9: In some places, it was even encouraged, like Mystery Science Theater.
- 44:33Speaker 9: At the very end, they'd say, keep circulating the tapes,
- 44:35Speaker 9: because there was a fan base that would tape them
- 44:37Speaker 9: and give them to people who didn't have access to cable.
- 44:41Speaker 16: And then in the early 90s, I remember there were
- 44:44Speaker 16: certain bands that I sought out that if you found
- 44:49Speaker 16: the right record store, CD store, whatever, they were putting
- 44:54Speaker 16: high-quality bootlegs onto CD, and they.
- 44:57Speaker 3: Charged a lot of money for them, too. But, which
- 45:00Speaker 3: they were probably paying.
- 45:01Speaker 9: Sometimes they weren't that high quality.
- 45:02Speaker 5: Right.
- 45:03Speaker 16: Sometimes they were high quality, sometimes they weren't.
- 45:06Speaker 8: You don't know until after you bought it.
- 45:08Speaker 16: You know, I found one place that you could listen
- 45:11Speaker 16: to it before you bought it.
- 45:12Speaker 9: Oh, they liked their product.
- 45:13Speaker 8: And their people.
- 45:15Speaker 9: When I was in college, it was a similar place.
- 45:16Speaker 9: They would have them on, they'd press them on an album.
- 45:19Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
- 45:19Speaker 9: The album was so thinly, I mean, you could look
- 45:22Speaker 9: at it, you could barely see the grooves. It was
- 45:24Speaker 9: very thin.
- 45:24Speaker 3: You could read newspaper.
- 45:25Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
- 45:26Speaker 16: But yeah, and that entire industry is gone now, too.
- 45:30Speaker 16: It's like all the money I spent and the time
- 45:32Speaker 16: I spent driving, looking for these places for something that
- 45:35Speaker 16: I could click.
- 45:37Speaker 9: Well, the thrill of the scavenger hunt's gone.
- 45:39Speaker 12: I get mad when I can't find something that I'm
- 45:42Speaker 12: looking for instantly. I'm like, why isn't this on the internet?
- 45:45Speaker 3: Everything should be on YouTube now.
- 45:48Speaker 8: Most of it is. It's a scary part.
- 45:50Speaker 7: To get back to the Doctor Who thing, when I
- 45:52Speaker 7: first became a fan, I see a theme here, Ben.
- 45:54Speaker 7: When I first became a fan and I was in
- 45:56Speaker 7: my little closet, I got the episode guide from England.
- 46:00Speaker 7: And I was looking at all these titles of stories like, ooh,
- 46:04Speaker 7: the Daleks master plan.
- 46:05Speaker 3: That sounds amazing. And then I find out that it
- 46:08Speaker 3: was burnt. It doesn't exist. And I was like, but
- 46:13Speaker 3: everything exists.
- 46:14Speaker 7: What the hell, man? And it's so different to think that. Now,
- 46:20Speaker 7: kids have got it damn easy. Crazy old man here.
- 46:24Speaker 12: I had to walk 16 miles in the snow without shoes.
- 46:27Speaker 8: On to watch Doctor Who.
- 46:29Speaker 3: To steal my movies.
- 46:31Speaker 16: Let's say Jedi for me. By the time I got
- 46:33Speaker 16: to Jedi, I was ready. I'd seen the two. I'd
- 46:38Speaker 16: gone to Empire twice, which my family, you never went
- 46:41Speaker 16: to see the movies twice. You just, you know. And
- 46:47Speaker 16: Just getting my parents to the theater once was a
- 46:49Speaker 16: big deal. Twice was huge. And as early as possible,
- 46:53Speaker 16: my mom took me to see Jedi. And immediately, as
- 46:56Speaker 16: soon as I go home, all the friends, you go
- 46:59Speaker 16: and you talk about it. You talk over the scenes.
- 47:01Speaker 16: And that repetition came because I wasn't going to be
- 47:04Speaker 16: able to see it for years. I don't know when
- 47:06Speaker 16: I saw it again the next time on VHS or
- 47:10Speaker 16: whenever it was that I saw it. But I knew
- 47:13Speaker 16: every part of that movie because I really... I think
- 47:16Speaker 16: I was more ready, this is never going to happen again,
- 47:19Speaker 16: I've gotta, and it's like I was a kid and
- 47:22Speaker 16: I absorbed it.
- 47:23Speaker 5: All of it.
- 47:24Speaker 16: And then you tell it to your friends, oh that scene,
- 47:26Speaker 16: oh yeah, oh that scene. had so much of the
- 47:29Speaker 16: dialogue right.
- 47:30Speaker 15: It wasn't like a game of telephone.
- 47:32Speaker 4: Right.
- 47:32Speaker 15: Luke, I am your brother.
- 47:33Speaker 5: Right.
- 47:35Speaker 8: Luke, let's totally make out.
- 47:37Speaker 5: Okay.
- 47:38Speaker 8: You're playing with the toys.
- 47:39Speaker 16: And we did, and we had the toys, and we
- 47:41Speaker 16: didn't have the right toys yet, but we could, because
- 47:43Speaker 16: we had them from Empire or Star Wars, and so
- 47:46Speaker 16: you'd play the scenes, or you'd get the bubblegum cards,
- 47:49Speaker 16: and oh yeah, that happens.
- 47:52Speaker 6: Storybooks.
- 47:53Speaker 8: I had the storybooks.
- 47:54Speaker 16: And I did eventually get the Scholastic Book Club storybook
- 47:56Speaker 16: from Jedi, and that That helped.
- 47:58Speaker 3: A lot, too.
- 47:58Speaker 5: There was, like, the album, The Story of Star Wars,
- 48:01Speaker 5: I remember, which my wife can quote in her sleep.
- 48:03Speaker 5: She listened to it so much in 1979, she's got it.
- 48:06Speaker 9: It's hard to remember how primed we were for Jedi,
- 48:09Speaker 9: because Empire ended on a cliffhanger four years earlier. I mean,
- 48:13Speaker 9: and this is in our formative years, it's like we
- 48:15Speaker 9: had four years to think, and then what happened? So
- 48:18Speaker 9: then it's like, we're poring over everything, every clue, it's like,
- 48:20Speaker 9: did Han live?
- 48:21Speaker 2: I don't know if Han lived or not.
- 48:22Speaker 3: And I absorbed that.
- 48:24Speaker 16: I think more than any before or after movie ever,
- 48:27Speaker 16: and You know, I don't have to ever watch it.
- 48:30Speaker 3: I don't watch it. I watch the others. I don't
- 48:33Speaker 3: watch it because I know exactly what happens.
- 48:36Speaker 5: We had all the supplemental media. We had comic books,
- 48:38Speaker 5: gum cards, records, books, story books.
- 48:41Speaker 8: And that's kind of where that hit.
- 48:42Speaker 5: Like, it had been around.
- 48:42Speaker 8: And now you can just get the movie.
- 48:45Speaker 10: But they saw it as a... That's where they latched
- 48:47Speaker 10: on to the money-making with Star Wars.
- 48:49Speaker 9: I mean, I was a comic book geek at the time,
- 48:51Speaker 9: and there was an ongoing series, a Star Wars series,
- 48:53Speaker 9: and there were certain things they couldn't touch. It's like
- 48:55Speaker 9: Han was missing between Empire, and they were on the
- 48:58Speaker 9: lookout for Han, and they'd almost get him, and they
- 49:00Speaker 9: missed him at the last Ward Mandel. So there was
- 49:03Speaker 9: a story going on, and it actually kept that universe
- 49:06Speaker 9: alive and vital.
- 49:08Speaker 3: I've been noticing... that more and more it seems like
- 49:12Speaker 3: DVDs have fewer and fewer extras. There was a while
- 49:15Speaker 3: there where.
- 49:16Speaker 7: It's packed with documentaries, packed with commentaries, and I'm wondering
- 49:20Speaker 7: if it's because downloading and everything can be here in
- 49:27Speaker 7: an instant. The supplemental stuff doesn't have to happen anymore
- 49:31Speaker 7: because kids are.
- 49:32Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah, I already got it. Well, it's that.
- 49:35Speaker 5: And it's also an expense the studio doesn't have to
- 49:38Speaker 5: incur by producing The big selling point for DVD early
- 49:41Speaker 5: on was that it was like laser. And you got
- 49:43Speaker 5: this cool stuff, and now you just go buy the DVD.
- 49:46Speaker 5: It's the only format there is, really.
- 49:47Speaker 10: Well, even now, the DVD and the Blu-ray market, even that,
- 49:51Speaker 10: which is pretty mainstream, is getting to the point it's
- 49:54Speaker 10: for collectors. It's for geeks, and they will do a
- 49:57Speaker 10: special edition version and put it on Blu-ray.
- 49:59Speaker 8: And that's all that buys it. Because the other.
- 50:01Speaker 10: People are just going to stream it on Netflix and.
- 50:03Speaker 8: Say, oh, I saw that. And they don't need all
- 50:05Speaker 8: the extras. They can care less about the extras.
- 50:07Speaker 5: To me, as an old school geek, it just diminishes
- 50:09Speaker 5: the experience so much. But it's a different generation.
- 50:13Speaker 9: First one I ever bought was The Matrix because it
- 50:15Speaker 9: had like eight hours of stuff on it. I think
- 50:18Speaker 9: it was a flipper disc.
- 50:19Speaker 16: It had the White Rabbit game.
- 50:25Speaker 9: Basically, I bought a DVD player to get this movie
- 50:27Speaker 9: at the time because it was just so... Amazing.
- 50:31Speaker 3: Did we actually live through the only true movie geek period?
- 50:35Speaker 7: Is the next generation of stuff going to be, yeah,
- 50:38Speaker 7: movies are okay, whatever.
- 50:40Speaker 10: Again, I think it's always been around and there will
- 50:43Speaker 10: always be a version of it, but we hit at
- 50:45Speaker 10: that point where it became a thing and it became
- 50:49Speaker 10: widespread and it became a very unique thing. Again, no
- 50:53Speaker 10: generation had that before and now no generation is going
- 50:56Speaker 10: to have the same experience. It's going to be different.
- 50:59Speaker 8: But it'll never be like that.
- 51:00Speaker 12: There's just so much media produced nowadays. If you guys
- 51:03Speaker 12: waited four years for the next Star Wars movie, you'd
- 51:07Speaker 12: have to wait a week for the next thing that's
- 51:09Speaker 12: going to catch your attention now. It's like Friday to Friday,
- 51:11Speaker 12: new movies released.
- 51:12Speaker 5: There's so much material, especially genre material, being put out. Television.
- 51:16Speaker 5: Netflix series. These things are all new.
- 51:20Speaker 7: This may be the old man in me again, but
- 51:22Speaker 7: I find more and more I don't like new movies.
- 51:26Speaker 7: I I much prefer to watch an old black and
- 51:28Speaker 7: white thing. It feels more, I don't know, it feels
- 51:31Speaker 7: more honest in a weird way. This totally old man
- 51:34Speaker 7: here speaking, but just.
- 51:36Speaker 9: There's a certain rush to, when a movie's released, it
- 51:39Speaker 9: has from Friday to Friday to make its money because
- 51:42Speaker 9: the next week there's going to be another movie that's
- 51:44Speaker 9: going to be the big movie.
- 51:45Speaker 17: Knock it out.
- 51:46Speaker 9: It's like what last week was Ender's Game, this week
- 51:48Speaker 9: was Thor, and next week will be, there's like movies
- 51:50Speaker 9: coming out.
- 51:51Speaker 3: I'm so far behind. I still haven't seen The Lone Ranger.
- 51:55Speaker 3: Should I see that?
- 51:56Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely see that, by the way.
- 51:58Speaker 12: I've never really seen movies in theaters. Why am I here?
- 52:01Speaker 8: I've never really seen movies. Well, and that's part of it, though.
- 52:03Speaker 10: I think there's a good portion of the population that
- 52:06Speaker 10: falls into that now. And I don't think that would
- 52:08Speaker 10: have been the case years ago. Because everybody went to
- 52:12Speaker 10: the movies. That was your only way of seeing it.
- 52:14Speaker 10: But now that there is a constant streaming source of
- 52:16Speaker 10: entertainment that sits in your house waiting for you to
- 52:19Speaker 10: get home, why the hell would you get a babysitter
- 52:22Speaker 10: and go pay for parking or dinner.
- 52:24Speaker 8: Or whatever else?
- 52:25Speaker 3: Has technology ruined it?
- 52:27Speaker 8: It's changed it. I think that's what it is.
- 52:29Speaker 5: It's changed it.
- 52:30Speaker 3: I have to go for spectacle now. If there's not.
- 52:36Speaker 3: Because if it's a movie.
- 52:37Speaker 18: That I'm going to go for the plot or the acting,
- 52:42Speaker 18: I'm probably not going to go to the movies. If
- 52:46Speaker 18: it's not like Gravity, or I'll give you the one
- 52:50Speaker 18: that I did pay to go see, and that was
- 52:52Speaker 18: Pacific Rim.
- 52:54Speaker 3: This is big, loud, obnoxious explosions. Not Michael Bay explosions,
- 53:02Speaker 3: this is going to be.
- 53:03Speaker 5: It's robot fighting. If I don't go in the theater
- 53:05Speaker 5: and shake.
- 53:10Speaker 16: Um and and it felt you know fill my view
- 53:13Speaker 16: there's no reason to go right um i'm not gonna
- 53:16Speaker 16: even watch it i'm not interested in watching it at
- 53:18Speaker 16: home it's not a thinking movie that i'm gonna sit
- 53:20Speaker 16: down and watch again.
- 53:21Speaker 10: I understand that maneuver but at the same time i
- 53:25Speaker 10: think that's become part of the problem that's what so
- 53:27Speaker 10: many people do and that's what they keep making is big.
- 53:30Speaker 5: Young people are still going out when my.
- 53:32Speaker 16: Kids are raised and I can leave them at home
- 53:35Speaker 16: and go to the movie theater.
- 53:36Speaker 3: I'll go every weekend.
- 53:37Speaker 8: Party!
- 53:38Speaker 2: Dad's gone!
- 53:39Speaker 3: I can't, you know.
- 53:40Speaker 5: I can only, you know, point to my experience working
- 53:42Speaker 5: here for a dozen years.
- 53:44Speaker 8: We're at the theater, by the way.
- 53:45Speaker 5: My movie attendance dropped steadily every year.
- 53:48Speaker 4: Yep.
- 53:50Speaker 5: Regardless of quality, because we showed all the good stuff
- 53:52Speaker 5: back then.
- 53:53Speaker 10: I mean, you were a very arthouse theater when this
- 53:56Speaker 10: theater began.
- 53:56Speaker 5: We were an arthouse and independent revival theater. That's one
- 53:59Speaker 5: of the reasons I eventually left. We abandoned that.
- 54:02Speaker 11: Um.
- 54:03Speaker 5: In the past year, what have I seen here? I
- 54:06Speaker 5: saw Pacific Rim twice in one day. It was astounding.
- 54:10Speaker 5: Because I'm a geek and I wanted to see Guillermo
- 54:13Speaker 5: on the big screen. I saw The Way Way Back,
- 54:17Speaker 5: which I really liked. Sweet movie. And then I didn't
- 54:20Speaker 5: see anything until I watched Wicker Man twice this weekend.
- 54:24Speaker 5: That's it. That's all I've seen here.
- 54:25Speaker 8: The real Wicker Man, by the way.
- 54:26Speaker 14: I'm all about the cinematic experience. I saw four movies
- 54:29Speaker 14: in the theater in the last week. And I didn't
- 54:31Speaker 14: need to. One of them was a documentary that I
- 54:33Speaker 14: just as easily could have watched at home, is probably
- 54:35Speaker 14: on On Demand, which is Muscle Shoals. But I really
- 54:38Speaker 14: like the audience interaction. I like seeing it in a
- 54:41Speaker 14: darkened room with strangers, and I sort of feed off
- 54:44Speaker 14: of other people's reactions. I saw, what was that last,
- 54:49Speaker 14: I'm going to conflate all my end titles, but the
- 54:53Speaker 14: one about the James Franco, like, This.
- 54:56Speaker 12: Is the end.
- 54:56Speaker 5: This is the end.
- 54:57Speaker 8: Whatever that is.
- 54:58Speaker 14: I went to see that in the theater. I wound
- 55:00Speaker 14: up being the only person in the theater by myself
- 55:02Speaker 14: and did not laugh.
- 55:02Speaker 8: I could have watched those at home.
- 55:04Speaker 14: Yeah, it was very disappointing to me personally that there
- 55:07Speaker 14: wasn't like a bunch of other people there.
- 55:08Speaker 8: Hi, by the way.
- 55:10Speaker 15: But I actually, and the.
- 55:11Speaker 14: Four movies that I saw this week, all of which
- 55:13Speaker 14: were incredible, which was Muscle Shoals. short-term 12, 12 Years
- 55:18Speaker 14: a Slave, and actually I really liked About Time, which
- 55:22Speaker 14: I'm somewhat hesitant to say out loud.
- 55:25Speaker 15: But I don't know.
- 55:26Speaker 14: For me, if I see something at home, it's easier
- 55:30Speaker 14: for me to forget it, whereas if I see a
- 55:31Speaker 14: movie in a theater, for whatever reason, I can remember
- 55:35Speaker 14: that experience. I can remember what theater I was in.
- 55:37Speaker 14: I can remember scene by scene what my reactions were.
- 55:40Speaker 14: And if I see it at home, it kind of
- 55:41Speaker 14: all merges together for me.
- 55:43Speaker 3: If I had my option, I would do that. That's
- 55:46Speaker 3: why I didn't have children. It's largely a.
- 55:50Speaker 5: Matter of having the time and having the ability to
- 55:52Speaker 5: do it. But where did you see most of these?
- 55:55Speaker 14: I saw two at the Kentucky Theater, and I saw two.
- 55:59Speaker 5: At the mall. Okay. And the Kentucky Theater you have
- 56:01Speaker 5: a very strong relationship with. In my era of moviegoing
- 56:05Speaker 5: was the Vogue here in Louisville. That was my home.
- 56:09Speaker 5: I had a powerful, strong relationship with that, but it's gone.
- 56:13Speaker 5: So I'm bereft of that now. I don't have a
- 56:15Speaker 5: place that is that social center. Not even here, which
- 56:19Speaker 5: we built from the ground up, did I ever feel that.
- 56:22Speaker 5: So I have all these wonderful memories of seeing movies
- 56:24Speaker 5: theatrically that are just like yours where I can remember everything,
- 56:28Speaker 5: but it's gone. I mourn for that very much.
- 56:31Speaker 9: I used to love going to movies. I don't do
- 56:33Speaker 9: it as much now, and I caught myself not going
- 56:35Speaker 9: as much because I think home theater has basically ruined,
- 56:40Speaker 9: and I'm going to sound like Ben's old man here,
- 56:43Speaker 9: Fighting old men. Fighting old men. People don't know how
- 56:46Speaker 9: to see a movie anymore. And it's not just teenagers.
- 56:48Speaker 9: I mean, yes, teenagers are obnoxious, but there's a certain
- 56:52Speaker 9: amount of callow youth.
- 56:54Speaker 5: That you'll expect.
- 56:55Speaker 9: I went actually here at Baxter Avenue. We saw The
- 56:59Speaker 9: Descendants last year with that George Clooney movie and we
- 57:02Speaker 9: enjoyed it, but there were older ladies behind us. I mean,
- 57:07Speaker 9: they're in late 50s, early 60s, not incredibly.
- 57:09Speaker 5: Older, but Adults? Adults, yes.
- 57:12Speaker 9: Responsible adults. They were sitting, not right behind us, but
- 57:15Speaker 9: they were in the row behind us on the other side.
- 57:18Speaker 9: Doesn't George have a shirt like that? What kind of
- 57:22Speaker 9: flowers are those? At room volume, they weren't whispering to
- 57:25Speaker 9: each other to the point where I got up and said, ma'am,
- 57:27Speaker 9: could you please stop? And they just looked mortified, but
- 57:30Speaker 9: they didn't know they were just impending on anything.
- 57:33Speaker 5: They watch television a lot. We've thrown far more adults
- 57:36Speaker 5: out of this place than we ever threw kids out. Oh, yeah.
- 57:39Speaker 9: And they should know better.
- 57:40Speaker 12: Texting is bad at movies now. Even though it says
- 57:43Speaker 12: not to, it's really bad.
- 57:44Speaker 14: My favorite experience with an inappropriate talker was I was
- 57:47Speaker 14: at a movie theater in Los Angeles, and a woman's
- 57:50Speaker 14: phone rang, and we all had that moment where we
- 57:51Speaker 14: were like, seriously, your phone's ringing? And she answers it,
- 57:55Speaker 14: and she says... I'm in a movie right now. And
- 57:58Speaker 14: then there's sort of this collective sigh of relief. Like, well,
- 58:01Speaker 14: she answered the phone, but she's doing the right thing.
- 58:03Speaker 14: And then she says, but it's not that good. What's
- 58:04Speaker 14: going on?
- 58:05Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 58:06Speaker 2: Amazing.
- 58:07Speaker 9: I think everybody needs a hitter with a bag of pennies.
- 58:09Speaker 5: At this point.
- 58:10Speaker 9: I think it's okay. I think as a society we
- 58:12Speaker 9: should allow that.
- 58:13Speaker 10: I think it's funny that even the theaters have just
- 58:15Speaker 10: gotten on board with, look, everybody's got their damn cell phone,
- 58:18Speaker 10: they're going to be texting. So now our stupid games
- 58:20Speaker 10: at the beginning, we're inviting you, get out your phone,
- 58:23Speaker 10: text us an answer to this stupid trivia question that
- 58:25Speaker 10: everybody knows the answer to.
- 58:27Speaker 14: But they have, there's now like the sleep mode, you
- 58:29Speaker 14: get coupons if you put your phone in the sleep
- 58:31Speaker 14: app or whatever.
- 58:32Speaker 8: It's so ridiculous.
- 58:33Speaker 14: And then they've actually gotten really aggressive at the Cinemark,
- 58:35Speaker 14: which I kind of love. There's now, it used to
- 58:37Speaker 14: be kind of like, don't do this, and if you
- 58:38Speaker 14: don't mind, and if it would be okay with you,
- 58:40Speaker 14: we'd like you to. And now there's like, I don't
- 58:42Speaker 14: know if you've seen it, but there's like, we will,
- 58:44Speaker 14: and there's like a stick figure and then a target.
- 58:47Speaker 15: Gets placed on them. And it's just like this angry
- 58:49Speaker 15: voice saying, we will throw you out. We will do this.
- 58:52Speaker 8: For a while.
- 58:53Speaker 12: We are watching you.
- 58:54Speaker 5: A few years ago, there was actually damping technology being
- 58:57Speaker 5: used where they were jamming. That's great. They had to stop.
- 59:00Speaker 3: Because I spend way too much time going to the theater.
- 59:02Speaker 5: They were knocking out all signals in theaters.
- 59:04Speaker 10: Nice.
- 59:04Speaker 5: And they contemplated it here, and it's like they started saying, well,
- 59:07Speaker 5: that's really against the law.
- 59:09Speaker 8: Stupid law.
- 59:10Speaker 3: Just put up a sign that says if you don't
- 59:12Speaker 3: want to don't come.
- 59:13Speaker 10: In yeah don't come to this theater I think that
- 59:16Speaker 10: would win people over. That is a complaint with a
- 59:19Speaker 10: lot of people. If you started advertising as, you know,
- 59:21Speaker 10: we're going to tell you up front, your cell phone's
- 59:24Speaker 10: not going to work here, so don't bother.
- 59:25Speaker 8: I would go there.
- 59:27Speaker 3: What they need is segregation. I want the theater for
- 59:30Speaker 3: cell phone people.
- 59:33Speaker 5: There are those draft house type theaters where it's adults only,
- 59:35Speaker 5: no kids, no phones. You use your phone, you get
- 59:37Speaker 5: thrown out. I read somewhere Madonna got thrown out of
- 59:40Speaker 5: her own film.
- 59:41Speaker 10: Festival or something where she picked up the phone and
- 59:43Speaker 10: they threw her out.
- 59:44Speaker 9: I would go to those theaters. I mean, that would
- 59:46Speaker 9: be a selling point for me.
- 59:47Speaker 5: They are doing it.
- 59:48Speaker 9: Yeah, I would pay a premium to do that.
- 59:51Speaker 7: There was a big controversy a couple years ago because
- 59:54Speaker 7: some restaurants started having signs saying children will not be.
- 59:58Speaker 3: Served or something.
- 1:00:01Speaker 8: Kids, they're a lot of trouble.
- 1:00:03Speaker 7: Well, it was something like crying children parents will be
- 1:00:06Speaker 7: asked to leave because the whole thing was it was
- 1:00:09Speaker 7: a more expensive restaurant and people... The economy is tight.
- 1:00:14Speaker 7: They're paying to come out and have an experience, and
- 1:00:16Speaker 7: they didn't want to ruin it.
- 1:00:17Speaker 10: I think the sign should be parents will be asked
- 1:00:19Speaker 10: to parent. Do something about it.
- 1:00:24Speaker 8: No, no. Wouldn't want that.
- 1:00:26Speaker 12: No, I had this conversation with my best friend today
- 1:00:28Speaker 12: because her kid is like, I mean, she's absolutely my
- 1:00:31Speaker 12: favorite person on the planet. but but they could be
- 1:00:34Speaker 12: brats we i mean we weren't doing anything we were
- 1:00:37Speaker 12: doing everything to make her happy but we both were
- 1:00:39Speaker 12: just at the point we're like we're gonna shake you don't.
- 1:00:43Speaker 8: Don't shake the thing.
- 1:00:44Speaker 12: Because like i was telling lucy earlier she's like i
- 1:00:46Speaker 12: want this i don't want this no i want this
- 1:00:49Speaker 12: no i don't want what do you want i'm gonna
- 1:00:53Speaker 12: choke you yeah like it has you know like That's
- 1:00:56Speaker 12: the thing, and I'm not a breeder, so I feel
- 1:00:58Speaker 12: like my opinion might not matter that much. But whenever
- 1:01:01Speaker 12: you don't have kids and you look at a parent
- 1:01:02Speaker 12: with a really annoying, bratty kid, you're just like, what
- 1:01:05Speaker 12: a shitty parent you are. But no, kids are shitty.
- 1:01:08Speaker 12: Sometimes you're an awesome parent and your kid is shitty.
- 1:01:10Speaker 5: Sometimes it happens.
- 1:01:11Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:01:11Speaker 10: I love my nieces and nephews, but sometimes they're just bratty.
- 1:01:16Speaker 15: What are you going to do?
- 1:01:17Speaker 12: And this, I mean... I was like, if I ever
- 1:01:19Speaker 12: have kids, I'm going to build a padded room. Or
- 1:01:22Speaker 12: I was like, no, that's probably illegal.
- 1:01:25Speaker 8: Not if they don't see it.
- 1:01:27Speaker 12: I was like, I'm going to soundproof the walls of
- 1:01:30Speaker 12: their bedroom, and when they're bad, I'm just going to
- 1:01:32Speaker 12: lock them in their room until they stop screaming.
- 1:01:35Speaker 8: Have you seen Carrie? Are you going to have a closet?
- 1:01:38Speaker 12: I'm not going to lock them in a closet.
- 1:01:40Speaker 5: Go to your closet.
- 1:01:41Speaker 9: It's a nice padded room, not under the stairs. It's
- 1:01:43Speaker 9: their bedroom.
- 1:01:44Speaker 12: It's just their room. They just can't come out of it.
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: Some kids respond to example. Some don't. I was lucky
- 1:01:50Speaker 5: raising Allie. She's, I've got to be honest, a pretty
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: angelic child to raise. It was pretty amazing. But she's
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: had her days. And when she has those days, you know,
- 1:01:58Speaker 5: she'll suffer for it. It's time to leave the zoo.
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: We did.
- 1:02:02Speaker 8: That's what people should do.
- 1:02:05Speaker 7: Conduit Dave went so far as to build a theater
- 1:02:07Speaker 7: in your basement so you wouldn't have to deal with.
- 1:02:09Speaker 9: All the play theaters.
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: He has a big screen.
- 1:02:14Speaker 8: I don't even let my wife in.
- 1:02:16Speaker 7: I was using my cell phone there the other night.
- 1:02:18Speaker 9: He hit me.
- 1:02:20Speaker 8: Rightfully so.
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: I had it coming, I admit.
- 1:02:23Speaker 9: It's because I love you.
- 1:02:24Speaker 8: I was texting you. He's trying to parent you. You
- 1:02:28Speaker 8: need to learn some lessons.
- 1:02:30Speaker 9: Spare the rod, spoil the band, I always say.
- 1:02:32Speaker 7: But it was amazing, because you actually made your own screen.
- 1:02:36Speaker 7: You figured out a way to keep it taut and
- 1:02:38Speaker 7: staple it down, and it's amazing.
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: I feel like when you watch a movie there, you
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: feel like, I've earned this movie.
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: That's right.
- 1:02:46Speaker 9: I control my environment. If they're screaming, it's me screaming.
- 1:02:51Speaker 8: And I think a lot of people have gone to
- 1:02:53Speaker 8: that now.
- 1:02:53Speaker 10: I think it became that once we can.
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: Do it at home, it's like.
- 1:02:57Speaker 10: I don't have to put up with anybody else. I can,
- 1:02:59Speaker 10: you know, watch whatever I want to watch. I can
- 1:03:01Speaker 10: pause it when I want to. I can, you know,
- 1:03:03Speaker 10: I don't have to deal with other people texting and
- 1:03:05Speaker 10: talking and being an idiot.
- 1:03:07Speaker 16: And when you, when a DVD, by the time you
- 1:03:09Speaker 16: pay for you and your wife, when a DVD is
- 1:03:12Speaker 16: the same price.
- 1:03:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:03:13Speaker 8: You can buy the movie.
- 1:03:15Speaker 16: And you know, when you throw in a babysitter or whatever, it's,
- 1:03:20Speaker 16: it's just not worth it.
- 1:03:23Speaker 8: Just not worth it.
- 1:03:24Speaker 23: That's a sad thought for the movie geeks out there today.
- 1:03:27Speaker 23: But as usual, you get a bunch of geeks like
- 1:03:29Speaker 23: us together and invite them to talk about fandom and technology,
- 1:03:33Speaker 23: and they're going to dive deep into that topic. And
- 1:03:37Speaker 23: that's what we did here.
- 1:03:38Speaker 10: So this conversation goes on long enough to spill over
- 1:03:41Speaker 10: into the next episode. So we'll cap it off here
- 1:03:44Speaker 10: for now. But as a little bonus, we're going to
- 1:03:46Speaker 10: round out this episode with something extra. Since you don't
- 1:03:49Speaker 10: get many DVD extras these days, we'll give you a
- 1:03:52Speaker 10: podcast bonus feature with this last bit here.
- 1:03:56Speaker 8: And of course, it revolves around Star Wars. So enjoy that,
- 1:03:59Speaker 8: and we'll be back next.
- 1:04:00Speaker 10: Time with more on changing technology and how it affects
- 1:04:03Speaker 10: the geeks of the world.
- 1:04:05Speaker 8: And with that, we will return next week.
- 1:04:06Speaker 10: Same geek time, same geek feed. And now, on to
- 1:04:09Speaker 10: your bounty hunter bonus feature.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: Are you going to.
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: Ask your Boba Fett question?
- 1:04:25Speaker 5: Oh, no.
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: Brian is the one that sent it.
- 1:04:29Speaker 10: I sent it to you, and I was like, what
- 1:04:30Speaker 10: the hell? This dude has way too much free time.
- 1:04:33Speaker 9: What's the Boba Fett question?
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: I've got to know now.
- 1:04:36Speaker 8: It's a theory.
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: I'm shaking over here. Wait, wait, hold it. You need
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: to press recording in and put this out as an extra.
- 1:04:42Speaker 15: This is a DVD extra.
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: Bonus episode. Boba Fett is actually the one that murdered
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: Luke and Leia's aunt and uncle.
- 1:04:50Speaker 8: Well, Luke's aunt and uncle.
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: Luke's aunt and uncle.
- 1:04:52Speaker 8: I guess technically Leia's, but she doesn't know him.
- 1:04:56Speaker 16: And the reason why was Darth Vader would have been
- 1:05:00Speaker 16: protecting them because he would have known they were there.
- 1:05:02Speaker 16: He's been to their home already. There's no way, and
- 1:05:05Speaker 16: that was his only family that he knew of that
- 1:05:07Speaker 16: still survived. Otherwise, he would have been there long ago.
- 1:05:11Speaker 16: Other points were Empire wouldn't have had no reason to
- 1:05:16Speaker 16: murder them. In fact, all the Empire ever did was
- 1:05:19Speaker 16: just take people and interrogate them. Detain people. They never
- 1:05:23Speaker 16: went out and shot them up. He would have had
- 1:05:27Speaker 16: the same style, since he is a clone, to have
- 1:05:30Speaker 16: done it. He probably would have been competing with the
- 1:05:33Speaker 16: other bounty hunters that would have gone to the site
- 1:05:38Speaker 16: and looking for the stolen tapes. He was at the
- 1:05:41Speaker 16: scene because in the 97 re-release.
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: He was there.
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: Oh, he was walking around, you're right. Yeah, so I mean.
- 1:05:49Speaker 9: He's at the scene of the crime. He has motive
- 1:05:50Speaker 9: and opportunity.
- 1:05:52Speaker 5: He has far more thought than George ever put into it.
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: And then they.
- 1:05:55Speaker 7: Start to point out that in Empire Strikes Back, whenever
- 1:05:59Speaker 7: Vader is using the bounty hunters, he keeps making specific.
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: He keeps.
- 1:06:05Speaker 7: Giving specific directions to Boba Fett as if he knows that.
- 1:06:11Speaker 5: In the past.
- 1:06:11Speaker 8: Like last time, you bastard.
- 1:06:13Speaker 7: Boba Fett did something a little bit above and beyond
- 1:06:15Speaker 7: and he wants to make sure that nothing bad happens again.
- 1:06:18Speaker 7: In fact, Remember, Boba Fett's going to shoot Chewbacca in
- 1:06:22Speaker 7: Cloud City and Vader stops him.
- 1:06:24Speaker 8: See, I remember having theories about that years ago.
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: Vader's given Boba Fett on a short lease.
- 1:06:30Speaker 9: Now I've got to watch all these movies again.
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: Whenever they're on the start of the story, he's given
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: them the instructions. He goes up to Boba Fett and
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: he says, no disintegrations. Not like last time.
- 1:06:41Speaker 9: Very pointedly.
- 1:06:43Speaker 16: Yeah, so he hired him to go find the stolen
- 1:06:46Speaker 16: data tapes.
- 1:06:47Speaker 5: Interesting.
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: And to cover up his track, Boba Fett killed his
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: aunt and uncle. That makes sense.
- 1:06:54Speaker 7: And my addendum to this is that I can totally
- 1:06:59Speaker 7: believe that. And the only reason we think that it
- 1:07:02Speaker 7: was Imperial Stormtroopers that killed Uncle Owen and Aunt Bruce
- 1:07:05Speaker 7: is because Obi-Wan told Luke.
- 1:07:07Speaker 5: That's true.
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: And I'm thinking Obi-Wan probably knew that it was Boba Fett.
- 1:07:11Speaker 9: He's a notorious liar.
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: He is. A lot.
- 1:07:14Speaker 7: If there is anyone in the universe who has a
- 1:07:17Speaker 7: beef against the government, it's Obi-Wan. He's sort of like
- 1:07:20Speaker 7: a teabagger guy. He wants to bring down the government.
- 1:07:23Speaker 7: And so he's thinking, you know... Luke is a potential ally.
- 1:07:27Speaker 7: He needs a 9-11 moment to really get him going.
- 1:07:31Speaker 9: Let's wind up Luke and point him at the Empire.
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: Yeah, because think about it.
- 1:07:35Speaker 7: It's been established that the Imperials, they're not going to
- 1:07:40Speaker 7: drag people out in the streets and kill them.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: A locked door stops them. You know, it's like, if
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: the door's locked, just move on. All Uncle Owen and
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: Andrew had to do was lock their doors, and the
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: troops would have, like, left.
- 1:07:54Speaker 9: No wonder Vader hired Boba Fett, because the Stormtroopers would
- 1:07:57Speaker 9: be really, really mad about this sort of shit.
- 1:08:00Speaker 7: I maintain that Obi-Wan, he wanted the government to be
- 1:08:04Speaker 7: brought down, so he was like, yeah.
- 1:08:06Speaker 9: Luke, it was.
- 1:08:08Speaker 19: Only there this besides and you know that we see
- 1:08:11Speaker 19: nothing about that the moment that he sees their charred
- 1:08:13Speaker 19: bodies you see on his face that is the moment
- 1:08:16Speaker 19: where he's like yeah i'm gonna bring down this government
- 1:08:18Speaker 19: and obi-wan's like.
- 1:08:23Speaker 16: It makes it so much better and you know lucas
- 1:08:26Speaker 16: didn't do anything That's some rich backstory right there.
- 1:08:29Speaker 8: The huge loophole in this theory.
- 1:08:31Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, your dad's dead. Darth Vader killed him.
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: It's true from a certain point of view.
- 1:08:36Speaker 10: The huge loophole in this is I've seen troops.
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: You killed him, son of a bitch.
- 1:08:40Speaker 8: I've seen the footage, damn it. I know how it
- 1:08:42Speaker 8: went down.
- 1:08:44Speaker 9: Obi-Wan says only stormtroopers are this precise. It's like, and
- 1:08:46Speaker 9: we never see them be precise.
- 1:08:48Speaker 10: But they are that precise because.
- 1:08:51Speaker 5: He is a stormtrooper.
- 1:08:52Speaker 8: They're cloned off of him.
- 1:08:55Speaker 16: That's why they're not good is because they're not true
- 1:08:58Speaker 16: on all two.
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: Of copies.
- 1:09:01Speaker 16: They're the VHS copy of Boba Fett.
- 1:09:04Speaker 9: Jango Fett had an astigmatism but he had corrective lenses
- 1:09:07Speaker 9: and he never gave those lenses to the stormtroopers.
- 1:09:10Speaker 8: That's why he had two guns.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: He was like, one of these will hit.
- 1:09:13Speaker 8: By the way, I'm really nearsighted. Nearsighted.
- 1:09:16Speaker 9: God, that memo never got me.
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: You know, at first I was like, oh, that's me.
- 1:09:19Speaker 5: Then I thought about it. That makes sense.
- 1:09:22Speaker 11: It fits.
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: I thought about it all day at work that day.
- 1:09:23Speaker 7: I was like, Obi-Wan Kenobi is an old hermit living
- 1:09:27Speaker 7: in seclusion just like a guy in Montana stockpiling ammo
- 1:09:30Speaker 7: and writing manifestos.
- 1:09:33Speaker 8: Hey, leave me out of this.
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: Ted Kaczynski, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same thing.
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: They all have white beards.
- 1:09:38Speaker 9: It's the same thing.
- 1:09:39Speaker 14: Counting?
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: I mean, Alec Guinness was an old drunk anyways. Space
- 1:09:46Speaker 3: team party.
- 1:09:47Speaker 15: Who's the most despot in Mandalorian? War is over, I'm
- 1:09:50Speaker 15: a piece of Mandalorian.
- 1:09:51Speaker 17: The story is stumped, Star Wars historians deep in debate,
- 1:09:54Speaker 17: but they play at benefits. Rhyme renegade, show to penetrate.
- 1:09:57Speaker 17: First and second offense, I won't hesitate. Got a job
- 1:10:00Speaker 17: to do in Darce, the guy that delegates. Got something
- 1:10:02Speaker 17: against Skywalker, someone he really hates. I don't give a fuck,
- 1:10:05Speaker 17: I'm after solo For all I carry, could be hiding
- 1:10:07Speaker 17: at Yoda's dojo Gotta make the money, credit's no good
- 1:10:09Speaker 17: When a Jabba's run a shop in your neighborhood Think
- 1:10:12Speaker 17: you can cook, I got a grappling hook Let's make
- 1:10:14Speaker 17: this quick, cause I'm really booked I'm a devious degenerate,
- 1:10:17Speaker 17: defender of the devil Shook on all the trash compactors
- 1:10:19Speaker 17: on the detention level My backpack's got chits, well I'm Boba,
- 1:10:23Speaker 17: the vet Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hut to
- 1:10:26Speaker 17: finance my vet Well I chill.
- 1:10:28Speaker 15: In deep space Our mask is over my face. Will
- 1:10:33Speaker 15: I deliver the crown? But I still narrow my eyes.
- 1:10:34Speaker 15: Cause my time, I don't like to waste.
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: Get down.
- 1:10:37Speaker 17: I'm a question, wrap inside enigma. Get inside a slave
- 1:10:39Speaker 17: bar and find your home and signal. From Endor to Hearth,
- 1:10:42Speaker 17: Ripley to Spock. I'll find what you want, but.
- 1:10:44Speaker 15: There's gotta be a cost. Say my name is Boba Fett.
- 1:10:46Speaker 17: I know my shit is tight. Start acting right. Yo,
- 1:10:48Speaker 17: fuck on the carbonite. Got telescopic sight. Flamethrowers on my wrist.
- 1:10:51Speaker 17: You still don't get the jet spike.
- 1:10:52Speaker 15: Pussy made the kick. Talk is a made a hit.
- 1:10:54Speaker 17: You think I give a shit? Your mama is a bitch.
- 1:10:56Speaker 17: I'll see you in the Sarlacc pit.
- 1:10:58Speaker 15: You just flipped my switch.
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: Integrity's been ditched.
- 1:11:00Speaker 20: You scratchin' on my itch.
- 1:11:01Speaker 15: You know I shoot to get.
- 1:11:02Speaker 17: I got Fabina's circotina's way to lick my lusty lips.
- 1:11:04Speaker 17: So I'll let you get back inside your little spaceship.
- 1:11:06Speaker 17: Give you a head start, cause I'm a sportin' con.
- 1:11:08Speaker 17: Consider the startin' line a sneaky smile. Hide inside, hope
- 1:11:10Speaker 17: you have hyperdrive.
- 1:11:11Speaker 15: Pray to stay alive. Don't try to slip me five,
- 1:11:13Speaker 15: cause I never take a bribe. Do the beat of
- 1:11:15Speaker 15: a different drummer. Baddest bunny heart. Let no man put
- 1:11:17Speaker 15: us under all else.
- 1:11:18Speaker 17: Be put under as in six feet Got an imperial
- 1:11:20Speaker 17: fleet backing me up Gonna blow up any attempt to
- 1:11:22Speaker 17: defeat They got a dead star Got four payments on
- 1:11:24Speaker 17: my car Handed over to Hammerhead At most I see
- 1:11:27Speaker 17: bar I used to carjack And he's a bar back
- 1:11:29Speaker 17: Just go to show how you can get back on
- 1:11:30Speaker 17: the right track Guess for me that's not an option
- 1:11:32Speaker 17: Can't say that with more clarity Me.
- 1:11:33Speaker 15: Going legit would be like Jar Jar with.
- 1:11:35Speaker 17: Speech therapy My backpack's got jets Well I'm boba, the
- 1:11:38Speaker 17: fat Well I brownie hard for Java hard to finance
- 1:11:42Speaker 17: My bed, well I chill in deep space A mask
- 1:11:46Speaker 17: is over my face.
- 1:11:47Speaker 15: Will I deliver the pride? But I still narrow my eyes.
- 1:11:50Speaker 15: Cause my time, I don't like to waste.
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: Get down.
- 1:11:52Speaker 15: Face it open like a tom-tom. Faster than an automobile.
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: Or a motorbike.
- 1:11:55Speaker 15: I can try and do the deed. I'm living on gum.
- 1:11:56Speaker 15: Jabba has to hit the fit. Contact a recipient. Overcode
- 1:11:59Speaker 15: the plan. I'm focused on politics.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: It's legit.
- 1:12:00Speaker 17: Back in the day when I was a slave. Living
- 1:12:02Speaker 17: life in a vast lane. Lacking a pod race. Mean
- 1:12:05Speaker 17: street tweak. That became a basic case.
- 1:12:06Speaker 15: So the space aid put that place postage. Took up
- 1:12:09Speaker 15: a number of cars.
- 1:12:10Speaker 17: Called a Clone Wars Lifestyle all about girls and cars
- 1:12:13Speaker 17: Gettin' fucked up in fucked up bars See I'm not
- 1:12:15Speaker 17: a retard Or gay like the barge I'm large and
- 1:12:18Speaker 17: uncharged with a face so scarred A cold black cart
- 1:12:20Speaker 17: that's been torn apart The Sith wish that they had
- 1:12:22Speaker 17: a dick so hard Cause it's long long ago when
- 1:12:24Speaker 17: a pussy far far called me master Cause I'm faster
- 1:12:27Speaker 17: than Pryor on fire I no longer have to hot
- 1:12:29Speaker 17: wire I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to
- 1:12:31Speaker 17: retire And all the sucker MCs can't call me star
- 1:12:34Speaker 17: My backpack's got jets Well I'm boba I bounty hunt
- 1:12:43Speaker 17: for a job.
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: I hate to finance my family. Bye, everyone. Bye.
- 1:12:49Speaker 5: Bye.
- 1:12:56Speaker 19: It's going to ramble forever.
- 1:13:00Speaker 3: But I read that and I was like, son of
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: a bitch. No geek rambles like a 40-year-old geek.
- 1:13:04Speaker 9: That's years of geekness just pent up.
- 1:13:08Speaker 8: Oh, Grandpa, settle down.
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- 1:13:21Speaker 16: Talk hard!