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178: Laid Like Fresh Edges · Wine & Audacity

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, Antoine.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Hey, Ant. Um, but TV shows don't have theme songs anymore.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, it's just music.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: If it's not just a song on the screen while
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: the show is on.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm about to say, if that, or that shit
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: would be like, like one, like one, one random ass
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: sound and then you see the title and it's like.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: And then you write in the middle of the scene like, okay,
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: but what the fuck is happening?
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, well, Beyond the Gates got their little, their
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: little music montage.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: Are you caught up?
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: No, I'm still like, I'm probably, I'm probably like, yeah,
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: I'm probably like.
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe a little more, honestly.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: Where I left off.
• 1:08
  Speaker 4: I had to take a break. Dave was upsetting my nerves.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Where I left off. You dizzy bitch.
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: When she said that, I thought about you, Aaron. She
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: called Haley a dizzy bitch.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, son.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's Aaron.
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: Well, no, where I left off is like, yo, my man,
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: my man, he just collapsed.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: In the hallway?
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Caroline got him in the hotel and shit. I mean,
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: got him at the hospital. So here's my thing. I
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: think Caroline is like, in love with Bill, yo. I
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: You think so?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yo, cause she go hard for that nigga, yo. Like, yo, Caroline, Caroline.
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to tell you, Bill was like, hey, baby,
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: I need you to cut your body for me.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: Caroline be like, yes, sir. I got you, daddy. Don't
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: even worry about that shit.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: I think she's just his right hand. She's probably the
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: one woman he treats well because I don't think they
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: sleep together or anything, but I think that... No, no, no.
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think they are either, but I think if
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: the opportunity popped up.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: She would take it.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: Fuck it.
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: She be like, yo, I can treat you better than
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: Haley can treat you.
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: I can love you better.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: If I told you once, I told you twice. It's
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  Speaker 2: on for the episode.
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: Like, if she don't, like, she would never compare to Danny.
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: And she's okay with that. She's okay with not being
• 2:19
  Speaker 3: able to compare to Danny. But she know damn well
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: she can do better. She can treat him better than Haley.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: Everybody could. If I told you once, I told you twice. QC.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: Total booty. Like a groupie for my wife. Look what
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: Bill just sent me.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: Get it.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: Fucking Duran. Get it.
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: I love you some Duran.
• 2:40
  Speaker 5: Somebody called him the emotional support gay the other day
• 2:43
  Speaker 5: and all my.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: Feet on my damn self. I was like, you know.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you might got something now right there.
• 2:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: So back to Beyond the Gates. So I just made
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: it past the tornado. That's how far behind I am. Oh, shit.
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: I know Eva's in the hospital. The last episode I watched,
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: they just took Eva to the hospital.
• 3:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: I know what's happening because I see the clips on
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: social media. But that's like what? I'm about two months behind.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I do.
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  Speaker 3: But I will say I like that the tornado was
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: like a hard reset on everybody.
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: What I didn't like... even don't tell me oh my.
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: God even don't like bitch you've been cussing this girl
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  Speaker 2: off for the past 110 episodes.
• 3:27
  Speaker 5: Oh it ain't gonna change she gonna keep cussing on
• 3:28
  Speaker 5: but you know what I'm glad you alive but fuck
• 3:31
  Speaker 5: you bitch.
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  Speaker 3: No but no but that's what I'm saying yo even
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: even and cat are like even cat are like are
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  Speaker 3: like Batman Batman and the Joker to me it's like
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  Speaker 3: yo one can't.
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  Speaker 1: Exist without the like I'm like yo cat cat that's
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: an interesting analogy Cat needs that.
• 3:51
  Speaker 4: I just want Cat to dump Thomas. I'm tired of him.
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  Speaker 2: Thomas?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: Damn. Damn.
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: I don't like him.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: Damn, he on this Eric Benning shit. He done lost
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: that accent. Okay.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: If we could. Ooh, we've already used Thomas to take
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: engine as an episode title. I wish we could use
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: it again. I don't like him. Thomas to take engine?
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan.
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: I don't like how easily he influenced the show.
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: He's manipulative. Like, oh, he's a lawyer, so.
• 4:21
  Speaker 5: You just told that girl it was too soon for
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  Speaker 5: y'all to move in together, but then you turned around
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  Speaker 5: and proposed.
• 4:26
  Speaker 4: But. Then you turned around and got mad at her
• 4:28
  Speaker 4: because she bought the condo and said it was for y'all. Like, sir,
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  Speaker 4: go somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. It's the fucked up mentality that he
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: as a man has, like.
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: He, now, the proposal came, like, the proposal comes, and
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: I think that, I feel like that was premature.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: As fuck, like Ted was trying to say.
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  Speaker 4: It came after the tornado.
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: You don't, you don't think, you don't think that you're
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: rushing into, you rushing into something because, you know, because
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: of what happened, like the tornado, like your emotions are high.
• 4:54
  Speaker 4: That's exactly the only reason that he proposed.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 4:57
  Speaker 4: Because just, again, you just literally told her, It was
• 5:00
  Speaker 4: too soon for y'all to move in together.
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, but I also understood why he felt
• 5:05
  Speaker 3: like that because he felt like because Chelsea was engaged
• 5:09
  Speaker 3: in Madison that she was using him as like an
• 5:13
  Speaker 3: emotional support animal. Like now Chelsea, you know, because she
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: felt like Chelsea was leaving and going to leave her.
• 5:19
  Speaker 4: She should have left his ass alone after he hunched Eva.
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That should have been the end of it right then
• 5:24
  Speaker 5: and there. Ain't no coming back from there. I don't
• 5:26
  Speaker 5: give a damn.
• 5:26
  Speaker 4: Even if we were broken up, the fact of the matter.
• 5:28
  Speaker 5: Is you went and hunched on my illegitimate sister.
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: That I don't claim. That I don't fuck with. Yeah.
• 5:35
  Speaker 4: You know I got issues with. And you went and
• 5:38
  Speaker 4: stuck your dick in her.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: Now I'm good. I'm good.
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: Here's the fucked up thing. Tomas has power over a cat, yo.
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: And niggas know.
• 5:49
  Speaker 5: And this is before she gave him some coochie candy.
• 5:51
  Speaker 5: So that's even more, that pissed me off even more
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  Speaker 5: that you still went and gave him your damn virginity
• 5:56
  Speaker 5: after he hunched on your illegitimate sister.
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: Who you don't claim.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: But I do like him. I do like Eva.
• 6:03
  Speaker 5: And Leslie Beck on her best bullshit from what I've
• 6:05
  Speaker 5: seen from the clips. I'm sick of her, but Vanessa
• 6:08
  Speaker 5: read her ass for filth last week and I was
• 6:09
  Speaker 5: tickled pink.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: Did she?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she pretty much, from the episode that I finally
• 6:13
  Speaker 5: got up to, she pretty much told her like.
• 6:17
  Speaker 5: That man don't want you. The sooner you accept it, bitch,
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  Speaker 5: the better off you'll be.
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  Speaker 2: But you said evil Vanessa. I mean, Vanessa. Sorry. Vanessa. Vanessa.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Vanessa went on.
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  Speaker 4: Essentially told Leslie.
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: She went in on her.
• 6:30
  Speaker 5: She was trying to give her some real tea. And
• 6:32
  Speaker 5: Leslie was pissed. Because Ted had literally just told Leslie, like,
• 6:36
  Speaker 5: I don't want you. I'm not going to want you.
• 6:38
  Speaker 4: I'm with Shanice. I'm going to stay with Shanice. I'm
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: in love with Shanice. I don't love you. It was
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  Speaker 4: never that.
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  Speaker 2: And I like that.
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  Speaker 5: And Leslie was like, you're not going to sit here
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  Speaker 5: and make it seem like what we had wasn't real.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: That nigga's 25. No, no, but Ted said it wasn't real.
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  Speaker 4: He said it wasn't real. It was a lapse of
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  Speaker 4: fucking judgment.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: That was it.
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  Speaker 5: I was never going to leave Nicole for you. I
• 6:59
  Speaker 5: was never going to be with you. And that was it.
• 7:01
  Speaker 5: And that was all.
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  Speaker 4: You've created this whole fantasy in your head.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And you just happened to get pregnant. And I didn't
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  Speaker 5: want to be with you. Now my daughter's around. I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to do right by my daughter.
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 7:13
  Speaker 5: Because, again, I didn't know she existed. I thought you
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  Speaker 5: got the abortion. And now I'm going to build this
• 7:17
  Speaker 5: relationship with my daughter. And then that's not constituting me
• 7:19
  Speaker 5: building a relationship with you. I moved on. Like, Nicole
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  Speaker 5: left him and he still went and got with somebody else.
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  Speaker 4: You know, because he hunched you that one drunken damn night.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: And that was manipulative.
• 7:29
  Speaker 4: And that was manipulative right there.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was manipulative as fuck, yo.
• 7:32
  Speaker 5: That man was drunk and damn emotional. Now, I don't
• 7:35
  Speaker 5: usually take people seriously. Using alcohol is a fucking excuse.
• 7:39
  Speaker 5: But technically, man, you SA'd that man. He couldn't provide consent.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: He was drunk. Well, speaking of consent, before we continue
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: with this.
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  Speaker 1: What up, dawg?
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  Speaker 2: What's up? Adnan. Welcome to this week's episode of Wine
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: and Audacity, the podcast.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: What it look like?
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: Behind the basement. I'm your host.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: That sound like some MTV shit.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: I'm your host, Brandon Sicard Dupree.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: Behind Noticias.
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: Behind the Noticias. Coming soon on Univision. And I'm joined
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  Speaker 2: by two of my favorite people in the world. How
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: y'all feeling this week?
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  Speaker 1: I'm here.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: Same sis.
• 8:24
  Speaker 4: I showed up.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: It's Virgo season. Lord.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately. Trey's at school finally. He upstairs. He ain't left yet.
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: That's in a few days. But by the time y'all
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: see this, he'll be at school. Trey's at school.
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: Like I said to you this morning, I'm so fucking
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: proud of you.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: You did this shit.
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  Speaker 2: Damn. By yourself.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: All day. One pillow. No pillowcase.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Hot cereal. Cold cereal.
• 8:59
  Speaker 6: Cartoon.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: In the morning. On the weekends.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Serial.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: No milk.
• 9:06
  Speaker 4: Powder milk.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: Oshkosh. Bogosh. The children's place. All the clothing stores. Kid's
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: Foot Locker.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: Chuck E.
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: Cheese. Chuck E. Cheese. My favorite place with the Walmarts.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: Packed with Toys R Us for real.
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  Speaker 4: Trey Ash used to be Granimal Down, boy.
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: School supply. Uniform.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Damn, yo.
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: School lunch.
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: I feel like, yo, you ain't really got to buy
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: school supplies no more.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: All you got to do is get this nigga like
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: one meat. And like three pancakes.
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  Speaker 2: At this point, tell that nigga, here go $ 50, here
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: go $ 75 for your school supplies for the semester, nigga.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: But if that, get you a part-time job.
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: Electronic and he got a brand new laptop.
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  Speaker 3: So.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: With double, with triple screens.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: So now that, you know, I'm not writing y'all. Trey
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: is off at school. I need for you to get craft.
• 10:02
  Speaker 5: We finna get this bitch laid like black carpet.
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: On this bitch.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: I need you to get laid like fresh edges in
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: the hair salon on Easter Saturday. Jesus Lord.
• 10:14
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: Just, just.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, episode title.
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: Put the Murray's grease in the hot cone.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: Dax.
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: The real hot cone.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, not Dax.
• 10:25
  Speaker 5: When they had to go in the heater, in the oven,
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: or on the stove.
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: Your hair never be that straight again.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: Like this up.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: Unless you get you one of those. I'm going to
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: find somebody to curl my hair with some Marstel curlers.
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  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Laid like fresh edges.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Yo. Yo.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yo, it's time for you to make that phone call, yo.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: What am I supposed to call her?
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: You know who to call, nigga. Make that phone call, yo.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck am I supposed to call? That nigga
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: ain't really bluffing. He's probably chilling on that shit.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: Because he was like, you still got the kid in
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: the house, you bitch.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: Child place. You know what you need, sis?
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  Speaker 4: If he didn't hit the gun in my house, I
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: would've went to his.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: You need you a good African fuck squat in your life. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my Lord.
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: Somebody can lift me up. I'm going to marry him.
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell y'all that.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Baby, you ain't that happy. He melding me.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: I'm about to say, nigga, you're not that happy.
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  Speaker 2: At all.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Like, we did carry you from the steps to the table.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: We did. Yeah, yeah. She got a boot back on y'all.
• 11:33
  Speaker 5: So we temporarily, by the time y'all see this episode,
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: it'll be off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: She ain't lonely no more. It's not the loose boot
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: of loneliness.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: If you don't get that reference, go back to our
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: episodes in season two. Shawna had a boot Cause she.
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: Felt Yeah I had that one on For a long
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: time You know what You know what If you don't
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: get the roughest I only been a couple weeks You
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: don't get the roughest Fuck y'all Cause y'all ain't no
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: real fans You ain't keeping.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: It real You ain't got no You ain't representing You
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: ain't got no Schlitz Martin.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: Um Since we talking about education No I do wanna
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  Speaker 3: I do wanna um I do wanna say Shout out
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  Speaker 3: to uh Tony Weaver Jr Who's um Who's out here
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  Speaker 3: Um Who's out here For um Promoting his um His
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: non-profit organization Nerds for um Nerds for Literacy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's dope. I like that.
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  Speaker 3: He's really trying to get books to underprivileged libraries and schools.
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  Speaker 3: And also those children in detention centers. Because a lot
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: of them, he said 67% of the children in detention
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  Speaker 3: centers can't.
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  Speaker 1: Read above a fourth grade reading level.
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  Speaker 3: Because they feel like giving them books or comic books
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: and stuff to read is promoting bad behavior.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Air quotes.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: But it's, you know, and it made me, that kind
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: of made me, like, think about, like, me as an
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  Speaker 3: educator now and the stuff that I've seen before I started,
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  Speaker 3: you know, before I really got into teaching.
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  Speaker 1: It is a lot of, it's a lot of children
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  Speaker 1: out here that.
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  Speaker 3: Can't read, that can't properly read, they can't write, they
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: can't form sentences, proper sentences, and it's like all the
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: stuff that we, you know, that we learned coming up,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, yo, they don't know. And the way the
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: school system be fucked up is that they just push
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: these kids through. Y'all seen the video of the Texas
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: teacher crying and shit because he got seniors that can't
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: read and write that's graduating high school and going into
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: the real.
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  Speaker 2: World fucked up.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, and it's crazy. I mean, it's crazy. But like
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I said, if y'all can, y'all can out there.
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  Speaker 3: Nerds for literacy, you know, even if you make a
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: small donation, donate books to your local libraries and local libraries,
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: local schools. Like, you know, just try to help because
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: these kids is fucked up. And yeah, it's teachers out
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: here that care, but the amount of teachers that care
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: and then the amount of teachers that's dead, that's just
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: there for the paycheck.
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  Speaker 1: Is wild, like worlds apart. There's like a very, very
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: small percentage of those teachers that can't, no teachers that
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: can't need help.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Like Darius Cooks?
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Yo, yeah, yo.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Darius teaches? Like, yo. Did you know that Sean?
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: He teaching?
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: He teaching high school now? I just want to know
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: who I am.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: I got questions that need answers.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I mean, the shit is
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: wild that you see most of the kids, like the
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: kids that's coming up that don't know as much as
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: we did when we was younger.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Well, so I follow, like most of us, I'm sure,
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: but I follow a lot of like black male educators
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: on social media. I don't know any of them. But
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: these are black male teachers, well, just black teachers in
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: general from preschool all the way up to like high school.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: And I actually had to share with y'all, there's a
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: blog I found that, oh, not a blog, but a
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: podcast that's hosted by black teachers.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Yo, I fuck with her.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: You seen it? Yeah, I fuck with her. It's like
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: three or four of them. And they have like a
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: special guest come on who is also a teacher. And
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: they talk about their time as like in education and
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: stuff that they do, stuff that they deal with.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: And the gap is the fact that a lot of
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: parents aren't as involved as ours were back in the day.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: We were sent to force to read. And I know
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: my mother was infamous for this. If this shit, you
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: turn something in, she checked it and it was chicken scratch.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: She ripped that shit up and said, write it over again.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: It's legible.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Is that the McCree rewrite stuff? Yo, Robin used to
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: go through. Robin would be like, bring me a book bag.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: And she would go through my shit.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Anything that.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Look like it needed to be turned in, I had
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: to do that shit right there at that table. Anything
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: that was incomplete, I had to do that shit. My
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: mother didn't play that shit. When we were in school,
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: or rather when I was in school, I had to
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: have my stuff done before my mother got home from work.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Or I could work on it while she was up
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: to the point where it was.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Time for dinner. But other than that, I knew that...
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: But also, on top of that, the parents aren't as involved.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: A lot of parents just push their kids off onto
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: teachers and say, well, they do a problem for eight,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: nine hours a day. I'm working. I got this. I'm
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: not as involved. I don't do anything.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: But also, COVID.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Pandemic time and a lot of these kids being home
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: with parents who aren't as involved, they fell behind. And
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: a lot of teachers, especially the black teachers, the black
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: male teachers I follow say, for example, there's one guy
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: who teaches elementary school. He's like, these kids are in
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: seventh grade reading on a fourth grade level.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit piss me.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: They're in high school reading in a middle school level.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: When I was in seventh grade, I was already reading
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: at a college level.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: You're not being challenged. You're not being challenged. But also, education,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: everything starts before you even make it into a classroom.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: When I was growing up, before I went to school,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: my mother had me doing workbooks. We would read every night.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I was doing word problems and puzzles because you need
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: to get your brain active before you even step foot
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: in the classroom.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Agreed.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: But if you just, especially, we also didn't have social
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: media and tablets and toys that keep your attention and
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: screens to keep us like this.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: No damn laptops and stuff in school.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Computers was $ 3, 000 for a Commodore 64 back in the
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: early 90s.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: They gave my child a laptop at school when he
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: started high school. I was like, I thought it was
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: just because, you remember, initially he was in that early
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: college program. And I thought they was going to take
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: it back.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: They didn't know.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Them kids kept them laptops, you know, period. And I
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: was like, baby, I wish.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: I wish.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: We had laptops in school that they collected before we
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: left out of that room.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: They go to court.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Fuck that. Thank you. Nigga, we had fucking calculators that
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: they collected before. It's crazy how lax everything is now.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Then it was like, yo, we was pushed. Like, we
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: were pushed.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: We were pushed to go to, we were pushed to
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: excel in school. We were pushed to want to go
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: to college. And we were, I would say, we were
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: pushed for excellence. And now it's like, and I don't
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: know if it's because, you know, the elder millennials are
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: now the parents. And we, you know, we dealt with
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: that shit. You know, we know how we felt when
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: we was in school. It was like, I ain't trying, like,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I don't want to pressure you.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Like, I was pressured.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, it's like, nah, them niggas
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: need that shit, bro, because they coming up dumb.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: You learn how to work through adversity by being under pressure.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: No one's telling you at seven years old to go
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: out and push a bus up the street. But it's
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: age-appropriate pressure and stress.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: I just tell Trey all the time that I'm not
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: asking for perfection. I just want you to actually put.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: In the effort. Because I think it's a big disservice
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: that a lot of people pay to their kids in
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: the sense that A lot of parents want to shield
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: their children from everything. They don't want their kids to
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: suffer or have to go through hard times or have
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: to go through adversity, if anything. But that stuff makes
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: your character. You don't have to struggle and be homeless
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: and live in a car, but you have work to do.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: You have deadlines to meet. Prime example of this, and
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: this is an internet commentary I've been seeing over the
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: past couple days. A mother down in Miami got online
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: and posted a video about her children starting school. And
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: she was like, well, does any other parents let their
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: kids go back to school late? Because, you know, we're
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: down here in Miami. The kids, for whatever reason, they
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: start in school on Thursday, Wednesday or Thursday. But I
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: don't think it's right. Why do they have to start
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: school in the middle of the week? That's inconvenient. My
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: child will be there bright and early on Monday morning.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: We can get the week started off right. And it's like.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: They start early for a host of reasons. They could
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: have delayed school starts for two or three days. And
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: they get out of school early, too. Especially in fucking Florida.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: Florida, South Carolina, Atlanta, and all that. Like, them kids
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: back in school now. Already where it's at. From what
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I've just seen, I thought our kids started, trade college
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: courses start the 24th apparently. But I just found out
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Baltimore County don't go back until the 31st, I think
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: it is, whatever the following Monday is.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: It's when they go back. And I was like.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: You know when kids, you know, Monica's nephew.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: But they out in school, like they themselves, they out
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: of school in May, early May.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Early May, yeah. Monica's nephew started high school at the
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: end of July. Oh, wow. I think he started school,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: if not the first week of August, he started school
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: the last week of July.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: But he's going to probably be out of school the
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: first week of May, the last week of April.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think they playing like that because of
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: hurricane season. They want the kids to be done with
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: school because I couldn't imagine you finishing up the school
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: year and a storm blow your school there and you
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: got to repeat the whole school year. So they wrap up.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: If it's a lie, you better take me with it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: I ain't going to hold you. Nigga, I'm trying to
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: walk to school. I'm not trying to swim to school.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Every day, bro. Fuck that.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: But the commentary was the first three... I think her
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: children were young. I think they were in elementary school.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: And the commentary was... Those days are for icebreakers. Those
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: days are to get the kids reacclimated to being in
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: a school environment. And you are doing your children a
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: disservice because it's inconvenient for you for them to start
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the week. You're doing them a
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: disservice by throwing them into the pool three days after
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: everybody started swimming.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I also.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: But I also feel like.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I also feel like even with that, like, there's certain
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: things that's needed.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: You know, like, you... You.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: You have to send, like, kids in school, like, certain things,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: they learn more. Like, they learn more outside of just that. Like,
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: outside of everything academic. They also learn how to interact socially.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: That's a big part of it. And then it's like, oh,
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: you do what you, you know, you share with her
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: doing that. Now, you know, when that kid gets older,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: because I see a lady talking about hiring Gen Zers.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: And the little girl was like, She called the girl
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: up and was like, so you were supposed to be
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: here at 9. And she was like, oh, I sent
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: you a text message saying that my mom wasn't ready yet.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: And she was like, but you were supposed to be
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: here at 9. She was like, every day? She was like, yeah,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: but what if my mom isn't coming? She was like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: 9 to 5. That's what you signed up for. And
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: we expect you to be here at 9 and work
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: to 5.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: And she was like.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: But what if my mom, like, what if my mom doesn't,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: isn't ready, isn't ready yet? She was like, that's not, basically, like,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: that's not my problem.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: That's not your problem either.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: You still have obligations. You're scheduled for nine to five.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: And she was like, oh, okay. And she was like, oh, okay, well,
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: I can't come today. I can't come today.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: And me, I'm looking at the video like, oh, I'd
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: find her.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Just like that, it was another video.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, baby, you good. You want your mother
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: can figure that the fuck out.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: There was another girl I saw online. This was a
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: couple of months ago where she said she got hired
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: for her dream job. I don't know if it was
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: advertising or marketing or something, but she got her dream
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: job in Tampa. I think she lived in New York
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: or in Philly or in Pittsburgh. And she was like,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: this is my dream job. I've always wanted to do this.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: They told her, because she was still, I guess she
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: accepted the job offer. But you know that period when
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: you fill out your HR paperwork and stuff before you
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: actually start the position. They said, we need you to
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: get these letters notarized. They had them sent to us
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: by- This deadline. Let's say the deadline was Monday of
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: next week. Today is Tuesday. You have until Monday of
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: next week to get all these documents filled out, get
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: them notarized and send them back to us. The girl
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: who was Gen Z, probably younger Gen Z at this point,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: because I don't think Gen Alpha kids have broken full
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: time yet. I think they also like high school and
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: going into college.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I think they just hit.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: They just hit high school.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: So she the girl didn't understand what she didn't know
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: what it means to notarize a document. Now, again, deductive
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: reasoning would tell you if I don't know what this is,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: let me look at the supercomputer I have in my
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: hand and go to Google and say, what does it
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: mean to get a document notarized? She just filled out
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: the documents and sent it back. So when they got
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: the documents back that weren't notarized, the job rescinded her
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: job offer. And she, because she wasn't following directions, she
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: posted a TikTok video like, I don't know why they
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: rescinded the job offer. I didn't know what a document notarized.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: So I just sent it back. If you can't follow
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: directions or have enough deductive reasoning in order to do
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: your own research, to ask questions, you are proving your incompetence.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: And people aren't going to be bothered with that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest with you.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: I told one thing I always told Trey Philp.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Forever.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: The only dumb question is the un-ex one.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Ex for help.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Shit, we were just talking about it earlier. I'm telling
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: him that now. I'm definitely thumping that.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: In his head now that he's going to college. I'm like,
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to be there. I can't speak to
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: your teachers and shit on your behalf. I can't do
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: all of that now.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: And they'll tell you to tell your son to come
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: talk to them because, again.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: That's the only thing. If you sign that paper, I'll
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: be able to access your grades. That's it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I'll be able to see it even though I don't
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: see that shit anyway.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, on top of all of that, I'll
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: be able to see you.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: That's another thing that's not being taught.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, stop.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Deductive reasoning isn't being taught. And, I mean, they don't
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: know what it is. I can't save you for the
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: rest of your life. And I had to learn how
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: to be that parent. I'm still working on it. I'm
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: working progress. To step back and let him handle it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Let him handle it, but also let him fail because
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: failure is a part of growing up. We've all had
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: stuff that we've loved and stuff that we wanted to
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: do and put effort into and we failed at it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: It's a lesson.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Stop trying to shield your kids from failure.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: They gotta fail.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Let them little niggas fall. Let them fall. They have, like,
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: we have to fall. We got to fail. Yo, even in, like,
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: the fight, even in fighting, yo, we got to get hit.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: You're not going to win every fight.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: You're not going to win every battle.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: We got to get hit to learn how to, like,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: to learn how to not get hit.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Just like your uncle used to tell you when you
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: was growing up and he was trying to teach you
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: how to fight. Keep your hands up.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: And you, and he sneaked that one in. Nigga, keep
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: your hands up. Protect your face.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Like, yo, me and my little brothers, yo, we fought
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: each other. We fought each other forever.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Forever.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And it's like, yo, you got to, and that's the part, like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: and I'm sorry, like that, yo, I'm going to think
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: it was like the new Rocky was the shit. Like
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: that one thing that he said, it's like, yo, that's
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: the part of life. Life is, yo, getting hit and
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: getting back up and keep going.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: That's the lesson.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's the lesson that we're not that
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: the elder millennials and moving forward are not teaching the kids.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Because y'all scared. Y'all scared that y'all kids' feelings is
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: going to get hurt.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a part of life. Y'all afraid. Y'all afraid
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: that they're going to get hurt. They're not going to
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: be able to back. They're not going to be able
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: to back, you know, bounce back from that shit. And
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: not understand the feelings that they feeling. Like, yo, we
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: supposed to feel that shit.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: But you supposed to work through that when they kids
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: and when they teenagers so you can direct them. Because
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: there's nothing scarier than a person who has been coddled
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: their whole life. Whose parents made them so comfortable that...
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: They never had to learn how to work through adversity,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: work through hard times, work through being told no, work
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: through things that would be considered negative. And they become
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: adults and they terrorize everybody fucking else because they don't
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: know what to do, how to solve their own fucking problems.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I'm dealing with it right now.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: We all know people like that. They got to learn
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: to know. They got to learn it. What you mean no?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I can't turn this in when I want.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: What you mean?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: A deadline. So can I turn this in? I know
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: the deadline was yesterday. I can't turn this in next week?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Well, why not? I'm going to give you a real
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: good example.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Yesterday morning Yesterday morning, a little girl came in and
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: she was like, oh, she wanted to play with her friend.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Shorty didn't want to play with her. And so she
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: started crying. She was like, but I want to play.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: I want to play with her. I'm like, yo, go
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: play with somebody. You got to go play with somebody else, baby.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: She is not the only one in this classroom. You
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: got to go play with somebody else.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: You can't always get your way.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And she was crying. She was crying about it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, look, if you're going to cry about it,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: you can say that she doesn't cry about it and
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: work that out.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Rejection is redirection.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: But I was like, hey, you got baby girl over here.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: She's saying she want to play, but I don't want
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: to play with her. I was like, okay, so you're
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: upset that she was being mean to you, saying that
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: she didn't want to play with you. But you got
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: somebody that want to play with you, that wants to
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: play with you, and you're.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Being mean to her. Is that not being mean? No.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, go sit down. I was like, go
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: sit down. Go sit down. Go sit down. You're going
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to cry about it.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Go around fast when you run by them ponytails like
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: him and tell them.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: But my thing was, go sit at the table and
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: work that out. Like, you know, you're going to be upset.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: You're going to be upset, baby. But she is not
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: the only person in this classroom. You're going to have
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: to learn to be uncomfortable. Go find somebody else to
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: play with.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Life is meant to be enjoyed. Life is meant to
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: be lived. But you also are required to learn.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: It's, what, almost 8 billion people on this planet. You
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: are not always going to get your way. You're not
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: always going to have everything handed to you. You're not
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: always going to win. Life is about balance. You take wins.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: You take losses. They make you who you are. And
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest with you.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you're going to take, I'm telling you right now, you.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Are going to take a lot of L's.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Out of this world.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Back to back to back to back.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: A lot of fucking L's.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Y'all got to teach your children how to be a
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: whole lot better with their emotions and understanding that life
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: is not a fucking box of chocolate. I don't care
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: what Forrest and Mama said. You're going to hear no.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: You're going to be rejected, and that's okay. There's too
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: much going on with these young boys and girls out
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: here killing people because they don't want to be with them,
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: and they rejected them and all this other stuff. Sixteen-year-old
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: boy just killed a fifteen-year-old girl and her nine-year-old brother. Oh,
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: because he thought she was talking to somebody else. That
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: shit is not okay, and y'all can never justify whether
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: it's a youngin' or an adult, because it's a bunch
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: of emotionally unavailable or emotionally stunted and unintelligent people that's
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: our age.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: In this world. It's ridiculous. Fucking older.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Out here killing people because they don't want to be
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: with them because.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Their feelings is hurting and shit.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: And you didn't turn to insults when you reject them.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: and then you was ugly anyway bitch then what the
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: fuck was you in my face for.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I'm that ugly bitch but you was just in my
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: face trying to get my number so what was.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: Your bald head ass mama who looked like an underdeveloped fetus.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: But, you know, but back then, that's how we dealt.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: That's how we dealt with the shit. We came back.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: You know, we came back. We had a deal.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Like, we was angry. And then we, you know, then
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: we dealt with it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: And we went home and listened to R & B
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: records and, like, cried about that shit.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Like, that's all right.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: That's all right, bitch.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Watch this.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Watch this.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I'm going to work out. I'm going to get buff.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get a shape up. I'm going to
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: get waves in the bitch. I ain't going to have
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: enough for that bitch, man.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Fuck her.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Like, I mean, but real talk, like, that was motivation
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: for a nigga to start working out.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Came back in. It was like, oh, Tony. Oh. Now,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: fuck you, bitch.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, you fine. Right, right.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, bitch.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I've been fine.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Don't circle back.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: You ain't want me then. Don't get me now.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: What Mike Jones say?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Back then, they didn't want me.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Now, they all know me.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Better learn you something. Because- And this is something that
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: we see this with people nowadays. Life will fuck you
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: up if you don't know how to handle it. You're
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: going to get out here on your own. Your parents
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: is going to go on to glory or go off
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: to live their own life. And you're going to be
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: out here by yourself, stumbling left and right and down.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Everywhere but stumbling up. Life is going to fuck you up.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: We don't have that luxury of falling and failing upward.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: We don't. Life is going to fuck you up.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: If you don't rob, boy, no vacillation. All right.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: It's time for question of the week, y'all.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: And I want a question of the week segment. Oh,
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: you ready? Go ahead, Aaron. I'm sorry. I didn't mean
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: to cut you off, bro.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Damn, bro.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: On fire.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: On fire.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Now, Dream Dog, don't nobody believe you in a relationship
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: with this man.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Habanero bus.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: I got to mind my business. I'm sorry. Welcome to
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: the question of the week segment of the show. And
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: on the question of the week segment of the show,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I scour the interwebs. Read my TikTok FYP because where
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: the hell else would I look? I find videos on
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: the Instachats and the Tic Tacs and all the sites.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Save them to the group chat and then pull them
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: up and read them on the show for y'all.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that you purposely sound old as shit.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Tic Tacs.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Tic Tacs and Instachats. Snapgrams and whatnot.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, when MySpace come back, I'm going to make sure
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I put y'all in my top eight.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Actually, y'all might be in my top four.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I'm so honored. That's so nice.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, technically, I never deleted my MySpace page. It's
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: still there with a 15, 20-year-old picture of me.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: The crazy shit is we was coding before coding was
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: a thing, bro.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I had an LRG background, and I learned how to code.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I stole from somebody else's page. I was like, ooh,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I like LRG. Ooh, my LRG phase. Looking like a
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Crayola factory blew up all over my clothes.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: As soon as you pop on that motherfucker page, you're like, oh,
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: you got to make sure.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit, my bad, baby. I kicked your boot. I'm sorry.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: But um As soon as you pop on somebody's page
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: And them musicians That's all playing and shit And they be.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Like Gym class heroes and shit They be like.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Yo How you get that on there I need that
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Oh they took somebody out They top eight Oh you
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: went from second place Down to eighth Oh they not
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: even on the list No more.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Oh I think you had to sign A.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Nigga wall yo Before you This would be like Yo
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I was up here.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Bitch B-Ram was here Alright Damn Time for question of
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: the week Good time Good time Like the head head
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: go Have you ever dated a psycho? What did he
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: slash she do? Oh, hell.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I need a little bit of beverage.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: That is one hell of a segue. Oh, shit. My bad.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Stay hydrated. All right. High quality H2O.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, I should go do a boob wash.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: And for the record. Because somebody in the comments was asking.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: A boob wash? When you went through.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: I'm going to do a boob wash shoot.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, boob wash. My cousin T-Pain. What you said, a
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: boob wash? Yeah, I was like, wait a minute, bitch, what?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: What's a boob wash? Do a boob wash. My cousin T-Pain. Hey, T-Pain,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: she did one for her 50th birthday.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my mama did that, too.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Check you out.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I'm scared of you. That's me with the right lightning, bitch. Mm-hmm.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: She was laid all out. I was like, oh.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Trump spa.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Shh.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Transpire, baby. All right, here we go. Have you ever
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: dated a psycho? What did he slash she do? Existed.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Show Sean his stomach.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: We've been broken up. We've been broken up for eight months.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: But once a month, he calls me to remind me
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: that he still hates me and I have a big forehead.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: You know what? I actually like that. That is fucking funny.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, bitch. Hey, you big forehead ass bitch. I just
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: want to let you know. You having a good day?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I still fucking hate you, bitch.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I fucking hate you, bitch, in your
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: forehead bed.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Ma'am, you the psycho because you ain't blocked him.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: You the psycho, not him.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: You answer the phone.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I hate when y'all make me take men's side.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: That's funny. Because she answer the phone.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Hi charles i can't read this one um but this
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: the one at the top i'm gonna let them see
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: that y'all can see their reactions but um protect your
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: protect your.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Health ladies oh no bitch you're gonna jam if you if.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: You get a vibe um always protect yourself prep is
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: a thing we're not gonna we're not going we don't
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: want to elicit that kind of commentary um What the fuck?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I can't read that.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: That's worse than trying to trap a nigga with a baby.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: It is. You filthy bitch. Yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Next one. Have you ever dated a psycho? What did
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: he slash she do?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, reason in the comments, y'all.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Guess what that one was about.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: What?
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I am distrustful.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Now that, now that, that right there was too hot
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: for TV. We can't show y'all.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when they're going through, we might put that in
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: the comments or caption or whatever.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: That was too hot for TV. But based off of
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: their reactions to what we just read, what y'all think
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: it said? Drop it in the comments. I'm going to
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: bleep that out. I dated this guy. He didn't have furniture,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: and I encouraged him to buy it. He did, but
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: every time he had an argument, he would sell it.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Nate not you mad at me So you.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Sold your own shit I ain't gonna hold you.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: You know what bitch Fuck.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: You Take this fucking This fucking couch No no no
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: The nigga was on Facebook marketplace Like this bitch Didn't
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: piss me off again You know what that's not like
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: I only bought furniture Because of this bitch.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Okay Free to whoever they wanted Just come get this shit.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Just come get this shit Okay check this out I
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: don't need this shit Y'all been acting Real real crazy.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: I was fine in here With my blow up beard
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: And my bean bag I'ma lock.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: The studio.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to lock up the studio so y'all can't
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: unless you get me breast milk from two Cambodian immigrants.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Have you ever dated a psycho?
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: What did he or she do? He was a police officer.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Bought me a phone and I lied to my mother
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: that my friend gave it to me. One night he
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: called and the phone couldn't go through. And he came
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: with a police van at home that I stole.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: What?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: They can't type for shit. Okay. He came with a
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: police van and said that I stole the cell phone
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: and he was there to take me in for questioning.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Tell me you about to come pick me up at all.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Tell me you about to come pick me up.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: In a paddy wagon?
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Hey, yo, listen.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Listen, sometimes your niggas do crazy shit when they trying
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: to fuck y'all. Why?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Bitch, you ain't answering your motherfucking phone?
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I got something for your ass, bitch.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: The dad should bring your ass outside.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Shadonis, you come out too, bitch. I know you in
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: there with that girl. Nigga.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: That's Shadonis. Shadam.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Shadam.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Have you ever dated a psycho? It's bullshit.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: What did they do? He would buy me wigs, but
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: every time we fought, he'd rip it off my head. Yeah.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: You bitch. Stop letting him buy your motherfucking wigs, bitch.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: You won't wear this, Lace.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Good to take a page on, but cut the weft
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: out of that motherfucker. Oh, good.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: This shit just slide right off his scalp.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Boy, look here.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Don't fuck with me, boy. I will cut a hole
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: in the front of your shit. You ain't weighing, you
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: ain't weighing that bitch no more. Never again, bitch.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Especially if I, especially if I bought the motherfucker.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I ain't going.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: To hold you, kid.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Kid bought me a guitar for Christmas one time. Got
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: upset with me. And then she broke that bitch. She
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: was like, I bought the motherfucker.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn. You're right.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Next one. Um, Have you ever dated a psycho? If so,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: what did they do? Well, my sister's ex found her
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: cheating and he made the entire family, including my grandfather,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: twerk all night at Pew Pew Point.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: What?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Yo, that ain't good to say. Dang, bitch.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: You too, Mr.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Earl.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know how.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know how I did this young shit.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Is this what the kids be doing? Oh shit, nigga,
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: he got an egghead. Oh shit.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: How do I do this all goddamn night? How many
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: times is cash money going to take over?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Just don't shoot me, nigga.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: That's the way. Girl, this is how you be riding it. Goddamn.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: Lord have mercy.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Can I stop, young man? I'll tell you this.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Young man.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. He had a new appreciation for strippers. Now, dance, bitch.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: All y'all better hit that pumps in the bump. Pumps
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: in that bump. Pumps in that bump. We let the
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: girls with the pumps and the bump. Pumps and a bump.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Pumps and a bump. You let the girls with the
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: pump send a bump.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Shout out to MC Hammer.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Shout out to MC Hammer.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: You got to pump the bump.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I don't appreciate the way y'all left him
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: out of the 50 year celebration a couple years ago
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: for hip hop.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Y'all ain't had to do Stanley like that. Y'all better
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: put some respect on SKB. That's Stanley Kirk Burrell's name.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I ain't going to hold you. He deserves better.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Y'all ain't had to do him like that.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Because y'all ain't going to act like.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: He ain't have us in the motherfucking house motherfucking fucking dancing. Bitch,
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: I don't give a damn.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: He was a dancing rapper. So what?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: So was Big Daddy Kane.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Hammer time. And yo, I wish y'all don't.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I wish y'all niggas don't even know, yo. Hammer is affiliated, bruh.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: He is.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Put some respect on him. I don't give a fuck
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: how much you dance. This motherfucker will dance and shoot
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: your ass.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: You got to put some.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Respect on him. Hammer don't hurt him. You can play
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: with him if you want to.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: He don't, but he will. The stories that you hear
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: about your hammock guy. Questlove.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Questlove shared stories about him. He was like, I ain't
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: no hammock guy down like that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: That nigga had the gang members and that bitch pulling up.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, what the fuck you say? He said, no,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: don't even worry about it. I got you.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: That nigga said, I'm in the club.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: All of them.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: That nigga said, all of a sudden, like, 12 niggas
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: pulled me outside. I was like, yo, and Hammer's standing
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: there like, yo, so what the fuck you say?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Like, I ain't say nothing.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: And if we bringing up Hammer, we got to bring
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: up the greatness that is Oaktown's 357. Oaktown 357.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Shout out to Oaktown 357.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Oaktown 357.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Next one. Have you ever dated a psycho? Yes, nigga.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: What did they do?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: She want my motherfucking shit. That's the fuck she did.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You have him now. I don't want him no more.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Bro was a soldier. Anytime we had an agreement, he
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: would send me a voice note of gunshots.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: What?
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Carl, what you doing?
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: What you doing?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: What you doing? What you doing? What you doing?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: What you doing? She said, Dennis S7. Sir, yes, sir.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Bang. Bang. Bang.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Bang. Bang.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Bang.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Bang.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to deal with a 21-gun salute
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: every time this motherfucker said.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Bitch, you stole eight of my chips.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Bang.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Bang. Bang.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Get another thing.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Bang. Bang.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Click.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Boom.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I'm crazy.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Next one.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Have you ever dated a psycho? If so, what did
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: they do? He would sleep in his car outside my
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: house till morning to make sure I slept at home.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Nope. Nope. Nope.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Nope. And then hide under the guy's car.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Call the police.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Then hide under the guy's car, baby. I just wanted
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: to make sure you got home safe.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Bullshit.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Not you sleep out here in his car. I'm calling
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: the people.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure you got home safe, baby.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: She got a man, honey.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Have you ever dated a psycho? If so, what did
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: they do? He faked his death. Organized a casket. Entire decorations.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: He bought a cow. Even an obituary to make it
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: real to get my attention because I broke up with him.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: I know you fucking lying.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Bitch got me fucked up. Put me in this motherfucker.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Sounding like Toza Boy talking to, uh, what's her name?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what it took for you to show up, bitch?
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Thought you could get rid of me, bitch. Nah, bitch,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: I ain't. Keep out this motherfucking casket.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Nah, fuck that.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: It's comfortable in this motherfucker.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Fuck around and get shot because she thought you was
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: a zombie.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: She.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Now look at you.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: She did.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Because you're so dumb. But you're so dumb. So motherfucker.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: You know what would've been even more funny if the
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: cat's head was closed and he opened that bitch up
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: like a fucking vampire? Nah, bro.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Boom!
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Aw, shit.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro, she like.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: I'ma always miss Ron Ron.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I remember how he cooked me every night. He cooked
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: me breakfast every morning. And then my fucking cat's head
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: opened up.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Bitch, that's all you gonna say?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm dead, bitch!
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: That's all you got?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: No, fuck this shit.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Do this shit over.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: Hey, hold on.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Do this shit over.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: And you better do it right, bitch.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: I'mma haunt your ass. You better act like you should
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: love me. Where's your fuck?
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Dumbass.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Have you ever dated a psycho? If so, what did
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: they do? He would randomly send me pictures of places
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I never told him I was at.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Mm-mm.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Mm-mm.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm. You about to be shadid.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Tell me you stalking me.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: You about to be what?
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: Shadid.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Tell me you stalking me without stalking me, bitch.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Where you at? In the house?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: You sure? This ain't cheap? Um, no.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I thought you preheated the oven, bitch. Wait, wait, wait. Hey,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: why is it on, bitch? Why is it on 425?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You preheated the oven. It's supposed to be 350. What
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: you doing?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I'm preheating. What are you talking about? Don't worry about it, bitch.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it, bitch.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: I know somebody like it.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Turn that bathroom light off.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: You running up the electric bill.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Didn't you just say your bill was high as shit
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: last month?
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Next one. Have you ever dated a psycho? If so,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: what do they do? Long story short, I turned the
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: steering wheel while he was driving. So you the psycho, bitch.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, though.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Kevin Hart said, if a bitch start an argument with
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: you in the car.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Start fighting you while you driving.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: She don't give a fuck about her life or yours.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: At all.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: This nigga turned the fucking steering wheel. She was trying
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: to cry. She was trying to kill y'all. Or we
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: going to die together, bitch. Because I said forever.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Forever, Evan?
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: I'm your first, your last, and your only. Yeah, that
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: nigga going off the ravine like Stan, bro.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Have you ever dated a psycho?
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: If so, what did they do?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: I was 35 weeks pregnant. My boyfriend at the time
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: decided to check himself into a psych ward. Made one
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: last call to me and said, I just wanted you
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: to know that I slept with a Mennonite out west.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: I remember because I ate 30 hot wings right after.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: My mouth was on the floor. A Mennonite?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: What? This nigga out here is sleeping with Amish bitches?
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: No.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Hold up.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: No. Wait a minute. He defiled Sarah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Roll it back. Roll it back. Roll it back. Roll
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: it back. Roll it back. Roll it back.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Time out. Time out.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Roll it back.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: This nigga admitted himself when she was 35 weeks pregnant.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Bitch, you don't love me. But Sarah Jane does.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Stay your ass right there.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Don't come back.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: She been churning butter for you. She know just how
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Nah, he gonna have to come back because what's that shit?
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Rum Shad?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Like, what they call it?
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Rum Springer. Yeah, that shit over, nigga. She going back
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: to the office.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: She going back.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: She just want to sleep with an English person. She
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: didn't want to spend her life with you. And now
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: that she dead, now that she dead. She going back.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: She said, if that's how the English we doing it,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: I want no part.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: She going back and explaining this, honey.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Yo, do you know how bad you got to be
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: for her to go back?
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: This ain't true.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I could be bad by my dad.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I'll put the bonnet on. I don't want this. You're
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: coming to many problems, sir. Where's Jebediah? Next one. Have
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: you ever dated a psycho? If so, what did they do?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: He was type 1 diabetic. I had an app on
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: my phone to track his blood sugar and it would
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: notify me. when he was super low or super high.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: He almost died one night, alone, on the bathroom floor,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: at night. He said he just ate some pasta. After
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: we broke up, he told me he gave himself extra
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: insulin so he could get my attention. That's the one
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: that needs to be in psych world.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Because what?
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No ma'am.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: No ma'am.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: No ham.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: No turkey.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: No bacon.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Can you imagine? So I almost died, bitch.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Intentionally.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: And it was your fucking fault. Because you left. Because
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: you left.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: You didn't even tell me what my blood sugar was at.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: And I ate a whole cake.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Not a whole cake. That's a whole cake. That's fucking insane.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: I was emotional eating, bitch, because you left me. I
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: could have died because of you.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: My God.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Then bring that ass back and do that thing I like.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Nope. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to eat a smorgasbord of sweets. That's the
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Garden Buffet, right? Smorgasbord.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Not a smorgasbord of sweets. Okay, horn and horn. Next one.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: I can go for a little buffet.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: A little buffet. Have you ever dated a psycho? Oh,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: CC's was still open. Have you ever dated a psycho?
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: If so, what did they do? He was a taxi driver.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: This other day, we had an argument, so I knocked
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: off early from work. Then he wanted me to go
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: with him to a late night special for stuff. I refused.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: He then came to where I was living with a
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: taxi full of passengers just to pick me up by
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: force so we could go to the special with the
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: people all angry at me. Oh, my God.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: I'm like, put this on him. This ain't on me.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: This ain't on me. Put this shit on him.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: I ain't got nothing to.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Do with this. Girl, just come on so we can go.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I got to be working five minutes.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing to do with this.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of this shit.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I am sorry for putting y'all through.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: What's your name? T-shirt? Y'all even talking about your ass
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: the whole fucking trip. Girl, you don't get your ass
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: in this car?
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Girl, he holding us hostage. Please get in so he
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: can let us go.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Tisha, don't make me come and drag you to this
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: motherfucking car, bitch. I got to go to work. I'm tired.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't signed up for this shit today.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: No. Next one. Have you ever dated a psycho? If so,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: what did they do? He locked me in a room
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: with five to ten mice and told me to unalive
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: them or else he would feed them to me.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: What?
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Nope. Nope.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Ain't no motherfucking boy. Ain't no motherfucking way.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: You want to call for me or something, bitch, because
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: ain't no motherfucking way.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: You better eat them or I'm going to make you
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: eat them. You better unalive or I'm going to make
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: you eat them.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: All of them.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: Be up.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Threats.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that shit, brother, because
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: it be niggas out here that really do that shit.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Mm-mm.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: That's scary.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Speaking of which, yo, shout out to you for the editing, bro.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: I seen Mickey Ficky pop up a couple times.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck?
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: You been reading the comments?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: What?
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: I can't watch that shit with a straight face.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: Because the commentary popping up on the screen and what
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: they be, I thought it was them changing our customers
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: and the other stuff.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: I'm manually going to have to.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: So when that shit popped up, I know you fucking lying.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: That's not what I said.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I said motherfucker. No, so I manually go into all
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: of my videos. So, y'all, because y'all will see this,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: because the captions are down here, down.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: At the bottom.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Now, CapCut does do, like, captions. But I manually, it
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: takes me so long to edit all the fucking videos,
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: so I go manually and edit the captions so I
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: can get it to say what it actually needs to say.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: But we can't use curse words in the captions. So, like,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: when we used to watch movies on TNT and USA
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: as kids... They would take the cuss words out and
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: instead of saying motherfucker, they'd put Mickey Ficky.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: I'm tired of these Mickey Ficky snakes on this Mickey
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Ficky plane.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Fucking is flipping.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: Here's an extra mozzarella in that shit, Mickey Ficky. I know,
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: the first time I heard that shit on BET, I
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: said Mickey Ficky. You could have just beeped it out.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: You want to change it to Mickey Ficky?
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Millennials appreciate the caps.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, the bleeps is fucking funny, too.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Man, I be bleeping stuff out. Man, I, like.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I go back and be like, what the fuck
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: did I say?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Nah, yo, Keita asked me, she was like, she said,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: what the fuck the brain is saying? I was like,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: what was they talking about?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, girl... Nah, I don't remember.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, I think, I think, I was like,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I think I might have been hot on that episode.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: You sound like I might have been hot.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Nah, I might have been hot on that episode. I
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: don't remember that, but that shit was fucking funny.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: It.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I just remember... Y'all niggas fucking petty.
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: What?
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: What I did?
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Y'all know what the fuck y'all did. Y'all know what
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: the fuck y'all said.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't say anything. What are you talking about?
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: I just remember what the fuck y'all said when y'all
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: did this here so they can't reach y'all.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm sitting here like.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: We muted the comments so y'all couldn't hear what we
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: was talking about.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember what I was saying. You know
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: who we was talking about. And I say a whole
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: lot of shit. Oh.
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just sitting here like.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: When I was over here telling the truth.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Let's go back to the question of the week. Have
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: you ever dated a psycho? If so, what did they do?
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: I dated a man for three to four months. I
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: got with him often at night due to our schedules.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: He told me that he was studying for finals and
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: that he was going to be busy and a little distant.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: So I was murdered.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: So I didn't think I didn't find out. So I
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: wouldn't find it odd or out of the ordinary when
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: I hadn't heard from him over a few days. I
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: woke up a few days after that to see him
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: on the news. He had been arrested for unaliving his
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: girlfriend who was pregnant with their child. I had no
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: idea about the other woman until I saw his mugshot
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: on the news that morning. All I heard was, hello, Barbara. Hello, Barbara.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: This is Deontay. I forget about you, bitch. Because you remember.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I'm about to send Cedric home. He going to be
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: a little raw.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: You remember.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: He going to be a little raw. He said he
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: got to go straight. He got to go straight and
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: take it home. He got to take action.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: He said, well, me down to some hot holes, baby.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Well. Okay.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Next one.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting in there. I'm not getting in there.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Let's do a couple more.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Don't ask. Don't ask. You ain't never turned a nigga
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: into a cavern.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Turn them off.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: I have why would you talk about my sex life
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: I also had two have been turned into I'm tuning around.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: These parts hold on.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Shit we grown oh shit beat it up shit Do
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: you like that?
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Bring her, you can call.
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: Her.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: My heart's beating so fast.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: This nigga hurts.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: This nigga hurts. That's not a nigga hurt.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, sweet God. Oh, Jesus. I know you're gonna love
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: this shit.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: Give me your medicine. Oh, Jesus.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: He said, that nigga, he said, that nigga's crying, but
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: he told me to let it.
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: Go, baby. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. My God, today.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: You know who I am? Who?
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: Who?
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Am I going today?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Nigga, take your bow. Look at him.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Murphy.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: He said, look, that's why he on the fuck with Dunn.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: That's why you're going to take somebody's son. He said, look,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I want you to say one.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, I should be crying, but I just can't let
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: it go.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, he did. That's why the nigga did it. Should
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: be crying, but I just can't.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Now you're going to go home and watch fucking Love
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: and Basketball. Woo!
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: A couple more, y'all.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: That's for like all the songs they could have played
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: at that moment.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: That wasn't it.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Have you ever dated a psycho? If so, what did
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: they do? After we broke up, he used to come
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: to my house and spray his cologne through my window
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: just to make healing harder for me.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Bitch.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: You know what? In return, you should have maced him.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. I'm sorry.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Bug spray.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to hold you.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Bear mace.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Air freshener. I actually like that one. Something.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: I actually like that one because that's, I mean, that
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: go up there, that go up there with the girl,
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: with the girl just showing up at your house, dropping
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: the underwear on the floor or some shit.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: So for the next woman to find, it's like, who
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the fuck was there?
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: That's a whole lot, a whole lot.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Or a nigga showing up like, I forgot my toothbrush.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: I'm like, sir, I didn't use that toothbrush to scrub
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: the soles of my damn sneakers.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: Fuck out my face.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: You know, niggas will figure out something, figure out a
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: way to just come over to the crib, yo. I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: need my hoodie back.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, back up. I'll drop it on the porch. No,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: you can't come in. Your hoodie.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: You don't even know where I put it at. What
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: the fuck you mean? Oh, well, I guess it'll be here.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: I put it outside on the porch because a cat
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: came on my porch and started going into labor and
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: I wanted it to be comfortable.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: That's the wrong kind of pussy he wanted on that motherfucker.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Well, he got a pussy on it. I mean, it
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: better be more pacific. He should have been more pacific.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Next one. Have you ever dated a psycho? If so,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: what did they do?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I had some. I thought it was a bitch ass.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: I caught her cheating and her excuse was he kept
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: saying he could perform better than you, so I had
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: to prove him wrong.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, like bullshit.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: You know what, bitch?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: That's my kind of car. You know what I'm right there, boy? Like,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: look here.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: To hell is what you want.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to make him a liar or nothing,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: you feel me?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: To hell.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Look, he was talking shit, so I just had to see.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: To hell. I had to see what the fuck was
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: going on. He failed, but, you know.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Rating?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: That's unreasonably diabolical. Yep.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: And the reason why I say unreasonably is because, bitch,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: you gave him the temptation.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: He was like, I just need to see. I need
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: to prove him wrong. No.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Your ego.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm, no.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Your ego influenced your decision.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Kalonte does this better than you do.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: Mm-mm.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: I told you you couldn't do it right.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, I ain't going to hold you.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Niggas do.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: When niggas be trying to holler at you.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm, no.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Girl, you remember how niggas try to holler at you
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: at the club like, baby.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: No. You ain't got to worry about that shit. I'm
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you. I can take that.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Nigga, get out of my face. All right, let's do
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: two more. Maybe we can go on into the Q
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: & A segment. Have you ever dated a psycho? If so,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: what did they do? He came to my parents' house,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: took me out, fed me, and then went straight to
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: the graveyard and told me to jump in that big
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: hole that they prepared for burial the next day. He
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: pushed me in and then left me there for nine hours. What?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Police. Immediately. Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: You need to be in jail. That's what that should
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: have ended with. He's in jail, by the way.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Jumping a hole. Like, bitch getting this big ass.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Getting a hole, bitch.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: These people is beyond psycho. My Lord.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: And what? Is that a fetish?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: I think he wanted to. That motherfucker said put a
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: lotion on the skin. And rubs it in.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. Let me find out he a low-key necrophilia.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: He crazy.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, they asked you if you dated a psycho, so.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: He gonna kill and have his way with the pucks.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Last one. Have you ever dated a psycho? If so,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: what did they do? A hundred missed calls. A hundred
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: missed video calls. A hundred missed WhatsApp calls. A hundred texts.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: No. Y'all don't believe in changing y'all numbers.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: And that concludes the question. Blocking people.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck that shit, bro.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: My Lord.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Nigga, you can't get around Do Not Disturb. I'm sorry.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: I see you calling me back to back to back
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: to back to back to back to back. The fucking back. Okay.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: Pause.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Do Not Disturb.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: But you know what?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately, and I think that's a flaw in
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: the plan.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: It's like, yo, if you call, like, somebody with iPhones,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: it's like somebody call you and do not disturb, and
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: it goes straight to voicemail. They call you right back, yo,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: your shit ring. And that shit be crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: I need to fix that. If I say do not disturb,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: y'all don't fucking call me. Like, they shouldn't be able
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: to reach me at all.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: And that concludes question of the week what's next sis?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Diabolical ass shit boy look at him you fucking funny.
• 1:04:21
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• 1:04:30
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• 1:04:32
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• 1:06:22
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• 1:06:28
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• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: True.
• 1:06:33
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• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: We heading over to our homegirl. Our good, good girlfriend.
• 1:06:39
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• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:47
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• 1:06:47
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• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: is a full-parter.
• 1:06:56
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• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, I like that one.
• 1:07:00
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, champ. And I am going to read all
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: four damn parts.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: But they short.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: All right. Here we go.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: The title is I Hate Her.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: I've read a lot of the letters and stories people
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: send you, so I figured I'd send mine. I was
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: in a relationship with my ex for 13 years. The
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: truth is I wasn't with her because I found her attractive.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: I stayed because she always had my back and did
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: things for me that other women wouldn't no matter how
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: badly I treated her. Looking back, there were plenty of
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: days when I came home and took all my frustrations
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: from work out on her. She was always there. loyal,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: and willing to take whatever I gave her. I would
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: tell her I didn't want to be with her anymore,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: and somehow she would find another way to love me,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: please me, or prove that she was worth keeping. The
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: more she loved me, the more we sent to her. Eventually,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: I realized she had extremely low self-esteem.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: No, really?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's part one.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Keep reading.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: Moving along.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: I cheated on her with women I considered more attractive, smarter,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: and more exciting. But those women were just temporary flames. Meanwhile,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: my ex was paying bills, taking care of me, buying
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: me things, even buying me a car, and constantly.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Making my life easier. And I still didn't want her.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: I knew I couldn't see myself with her long-term because, honestly,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: she was too easy to walk over.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: There was never a challenge....
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: For years, I even had her saved in my phone
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: as my mutt. That should tell you everything about how
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: little respect I had for her.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: I would go stay out all.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: Night, come in the next day, tell her I was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: drunk and slept in my car.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: I was really with other women.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: I would tell her I was going out with my
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: coworkers and I was really with other women. I would
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: promise her marriage whenever I wanted something from her.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: I was never going to marry her.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Eventually I went to therapy and decided to end the
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: relationship my therapist told me that this that she deserved
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: someone who genuinely loved and valued her that the longer
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: I stayed with her I was imprisoning myself too I
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: felt chained to her I decided to be free the
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: sad part is She unknowingly made it so easy for
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: me to move on because she had spent years teaching
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: me that I could mistreat her and she would still stay.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: I've now been happily married for six years to the
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: love of my life. She challenges me. She pushes me
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: to grow. She holds me accountable and has made me
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: a better man. I'm sharing this because, ladies, I want
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: you to understand something. Men know when they are not
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: treating you right. They know who they can disrespect, who
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: they can manipulate, and who they can keep accepting I'm sorry,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: on who will keep accepting less than what they deserve.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Sometimes the way someone treats you isn't because they don't
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: know your worth. It's because they know you'll tolerate them
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: not valuing it. Do what you want with that information.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: I hated her because she loved me at my lowest
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: and couldn't help bring me up. It took therapy and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: the love of another woman to make me a better man.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Yes or fuck you.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: So, let me get this straight.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: You got a woman that did everything for you, that
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: loved you through all your bullshit.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: But didn't respect you.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: And you didn't respect her because you felt like you
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: could walk over her.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: That still says a lot about you as a person
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: that you would treat somebody like that.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: And it wasn't her responsibility to make you.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: A better man. Only you can do that.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Somehow.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: I hope your current wife cheated on you with a
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: basketball player.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: I like that. I saw what you did there. Somehow.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: We're at the Marsha Ambrosian.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know, yo.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like, yo, you're the type of nigga that
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: when shit be going good, yo, you got to find
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: a way to fuck it up. Because you feel like, yo,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: shit going too, like, it's going too good. But, yo, you, yeah,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: I hope that you, your kid, I hope niggas pissing
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: your cereal every morning, yo, because that.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: You just, you fucking up. You fucked up a good
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: thing for.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: I hope she cheat on you.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: The new hotness.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: Better basketball player. That was the whole four parts?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Karma is going to beat your ass.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: They do think you've been happily married for six years.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Your wife got a boyfriend.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Gosh, I ain't going to have ALS.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: And a girlfriend.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Named Big Dick Willie.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: And she only with you because now you're a better
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: man and you taking care of her.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: You knew that woman had self-esteem and you took advantage
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: of it and that's some dirty shit.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: You did her dirty.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: And you're not just going to get to live fucking
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: happily ever after. It's not going.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: To work like that.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, sis, when niggas hunt for women and the women
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: that they're going to talk to or the women that
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: they're going to fuck, they do pick the girl that
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: got the low self-esteem.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: You're talking about she loved you at your lowest and
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: you hate her because she loved you at your lowest?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: You hate her because she loved you at your lowest?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: That means she loved you when you weren't worth a damn.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, but that was essentially.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: She didn't keep you low.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: She loved you when you weren't worth a damn and
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: probably would have loved you even more when you was
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: about something. And you hated her for loving you when
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: you weren't worth a damn, when you wasn't nothing but.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: Taking up her spare oxygen and providing dick.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: But the issue, I mean, but the issue, but that
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: also speaks volumes because it's like she wasn't providing what
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: he was looking for. He needed somebody. He needed somebody
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: that was going to push him, like push him.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: And, you know, it's like.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: That ain't her job. That was your parents' job.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: But I also feel like... Yes, he is fucked up.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: For him, you should not treat people like that. But
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: the person does not lose their own agency to be
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: able to advocate for themselves. People, like you said so
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: many times before, and we've said this before, somebody can
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: only do to you what you allow them to do
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: to you. People, unfortunately, do have self-esteem so low that
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  Speaker 2: they'll accept whatever treatment you give them because they feel
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: like they're not worth better treatment or they won't be
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: able to find somebody that treats them better. at a
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: certain point you have to love yourself enough to know
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: when it's time to walk away or know that you
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: deserve better than what you've been treated and knowing that
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: it's time for you to get the fuck on so
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: this person can't play in your face anymore.
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  Speaker 5: As a woman who previously dealt with low self esteem
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: is some shit that you were put up with that
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: you never thought you were put up with but once
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: you realize who the fuck you are and stand on
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: that shit and realize that this motherfucker can't do nothing
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: for you that you can't do for yourself and realize
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: that you deal with what your issues are A motherfucker
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: could never be able to walk back in your fucking
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: life and.
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  Speaker 2: Be able to do nothing to you.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Nothing at all.
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  Speaker 4: Unless you allow it to fucking happen.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Because you'll learn.
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  Speaker 5: Don't let nobody play in your fucking face. Who I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: was in my 20s ain't who I am at 40.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: The shit that I put up with in my 20s
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: when I was 18 and over or whatever, before I
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: had my son, after I had my son and all that,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: the person that played in my face back then could
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: never get the chance to fucking play in my face again. Because.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Because I know who.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: The fuck I am now and I'm her and I've
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: been her.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: The lesson that you've also learned is peace within yourself.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: You don't mind being alone.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: You don't mind.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Doing for yourself because you have reached a place of
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: wholeness within yourself. And until you reach that place of
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: wholeness to know that I'll be found by myself, I
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: can function, I won't die. You'll put up with whatever
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: somebody brings to you. You know what y'all just did?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Y'all just brought the first fucking conversation full circle out
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: this bitch.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Did we?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, you did. Because you got to fail. You got
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: to fail. You got to deal with the bullshit. You
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: got to learn.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: You got to learn from sad situations.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: In order for you to figure out who the fuck
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: you are.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: I'm at the point in my goddamn life I'd rather
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: pick toenail cheese out of my fucking toes.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Damn, bitch. What the fuck?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: Then I love somebody playing my fucking face on a
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: daily basis.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: I sit right in this bitch with a fire like.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't been. It's to the point where I've been
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: single for long enough to know that I have peace
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: in my life. And I'll be damned if I let
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: somebody's ignorant ass son or somebody's unhealed ass son play
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: with me and or my time. I ain't got a damn. Nigga,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: fuck you.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: I ain't got a damn.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: And fuck what you about. I'm here by my God
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: kind self. I'm.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Bye. No, but real shit.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I'm about to wave like Kamala Harris.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Nah, but real shit though, I mean, that's, I'm like, and,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: but it also plays, it also plays to, plays the
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: fact that you use that girl.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: 20%.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: You use the fuck out of her.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Using somebody else for character development.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: And then you probably came across somebody that was on
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: some shit that wasn't taking your, that wasn't going.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: To take this shit.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Telling haters, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know, yo, she just, this is something about it.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: Like she took, she told me go fuck myself and
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: it's like, oh, I love that shit. And I love
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: that shit. I need, I need a bitch like that.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: And it's like, yeah, you went after her and you
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: married her. And honestly, you're probably halfway to being a cuck.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, well.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Fuck you.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Next.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: We're going to read his favorite thread, Six Brown Chicks.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: This female spent $ 1, 300 on a gender reveal that nobody
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: asked for. Our baby wasn't planned and I'm not her man.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: My wife and kids don't need to be bothered with
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: this shit. I told her to cancel it. She told
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: me to pay her the money she spent and I refused.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: She rebranded her gender reveal to a new nigga reveal
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: where she's popping out with her new man and oppa mine.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: I swear she's trying to lure me over there to
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: spray that place. I don't want to go back to jail,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: but she's pushing my buttons and she may make me.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: Why is she posting pictures of my aunt with his
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: hand on her pregnant belly?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: That's my baby.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: I'm going crazy over here.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Advice.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: Sir, go to hell.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. Go to hell. Now, first of all,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: you just told her to get rid of the baby.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: You said get rid of the baby and then you
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: ain't want no parts of this shit because your wife
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: and kids don't need to know nothing about this shit.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: He ain't told her to get rid of the baby.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: He told her not to do the fucking gender reveal.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Regardless.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: You upset because she purposely got your eye.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Well, you're about to be your baby stepdad in there, boo.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: Because how are you going to explain to your wife
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: why you wouldn't shot that motherfucker up?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: This is some old Deshawn shit right here, yo. Like, listen.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Your ego is that big that you mad that she
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: out here fucking with a nigga that's supposed to be
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: your enemy.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: He'd have been mad about anybody. It ain't even just
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: that it's the hop. He wouldn't have been mad about
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: anybody because niggas like him is like, I do as
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: I say and not as I do. That's what this
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: is about. How do you want somebody to be faithful
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: to you and you don't even be faithful to the
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: woman that you took vows to?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: Sir, go to hell. Today. Right now. Immediately. But all
• 1:18:22
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• 1:18:26
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• 1:18:28
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• 1:18:35
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• 1:18:50
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• 1:18:53
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• 1:18:55
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• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: We in that bitch.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: We are. Yep.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: In this Mickey Ficky.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: We thank y'all for watching. We love y'all. Happy September. Aaron,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: it's almost time for your birthday questions.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: My nigga.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: I hope you're ready.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: When is the second episode?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: The second of September, I believe. But, with that being said,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: we thank y'all for watching. We love y'all. And we'll
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: see y'all next week for September's Q & A episode.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Be easy, be safe, and we'll holla. Bye. Shabai.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: Shittitties.
• 1:19:31
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• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: Bye, y'all.
• 1:19:37
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