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Brittany Renner Hit The Wall! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.26.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. It's a popular retirement community
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in Florida. The rule, you have to be 55 and older.
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Yeah, I'm so sick of these boomers gatekeeping.
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The worst generation ever! To live there. But
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this 28 -year -old calls it home and doesn't
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want to move. As Allison Hall reports, the board
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is now voting to determine her fate. Yeah, we
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all know, especially in friggin' Florida, that
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HOAs are a bunch of losers! Now, if you're getting
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offended by this rant, you're probably in an
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HOA, which means, not if you're in an HOA, but
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you're running, which means you're a loser! It's
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a beautiful village of 155 homes. With one catch,
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you have to be at least 55 years old. Can we
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get rid of that? Mm -hmm. I'm so sick of older
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people gatekeeping. You're the worst generation
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ever. You're stupid. You're on a pet rock. Shut
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up. Now some residents want this woman out, saying
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she's just too young to live there. It's freaking
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hot. Mm. 100 % being forced out. Bethany Michelle's
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father, Paul, bought a home in Freedom at Arbor
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Mill in Jacksonville, Florida in 2019. Oh, yeah.
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She moved in to care for the ailing vet when
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he took a turn. Yeah, she took care of him. The
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eggs awakened. Suck my ass. For the worse. He
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was a really high -risk patient. He was terminally
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ill. He was on dialysis. Her dad died in 2023,
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and in his will, he bequeathed her the house.
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That is a weird way to say it. Weeks later, she
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says the Homeowners Association sent her this
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document, stating each occupied home shall at
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all times be occupied by at least one person.
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Can you imagine being that dirty, ratted moron
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from the HOA? Guess how miserable of losers they
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are? 55 years of age or older. Bethany. Gee,
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why do young people not respect boomers? Because
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you're all stuck. Bethany is 28. Oh. All right,
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well, it all works out. But that ain't your way,
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can you just go shut up? Blah, blah, blah. God,
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I didn't want to start. Living your avocado toast.
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You all smell like dust because you're old. It's
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frickin' Sunday. Unless you're listening in Fresno
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and then it's Monday morning. I know it's confusing.
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We prerecord, but... As it is recording, it's
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July 26th. 2026. It's the 26th. And it's 2026.
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And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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on Fresno's Hot. 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs. Your
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morning show prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive.
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And those are his good qualities. A six person
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with a powerful tool. On three. One, two, three.
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Go. Welcome to Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan
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Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.
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Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan
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Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes! No, no, no, no. If I hit
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this button, boom, the whole program will start.
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Okay, wait. All right. Something completely different.
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Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, it's how it
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feels when I take a day off this nonsense. I
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think it's so lame on podcasts like, oh, it's
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episode 726. But this is the 185th episode I've
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recorded this year of Hoppy Hour. And the Hammer
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and Hank show combined. Yes, I feel very rejuvenated.
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I feel great. Wow. This time is just a flying
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by. Almost August. Can you believe we're essentially
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as close to Thanksgiving as we are, let's say,
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April Fool's? We might even be closer. Mm -hmm.
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In three, four months, 2017 is going to be 10
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years ago. You want me to keep going? We're closer
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to 2040 than we are 2010. I could do this all
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day. Talking about 2012 is like talking about
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1998 in 2012. Not so fun, is it? What do you
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think I think about all the time when I'm high?
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When I'm stoned? Think I'm thinking positive
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thoughts? No, I'm thinking about getting old.
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And all my friendzone buddies. All the women
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I know that I'm currently in my friendzone era.
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Summer 2023 was hot boy summer. 2026 is the friendzone
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summer. And they're all saying, Ryan, your birthday's
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five weeks away. Can I just get laid every day
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of the month? To make up for the patches of not
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getting laid this year. It's so funny when girls
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are like, what do you want for your birthday?
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I used to say that to a few of my exes. They'd
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be like, what do you want for your birthday?
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And I would kind of look at them like, you! I
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want you! On top of me! What else? You! We need
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a Chinese takeout or whatever. I want you! Mm
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-hmm. No, no, no, no, no. I want you! Mm -hmm.
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Don't even know where we go from here. It's like
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that Young Berg song. Where did we go from here?
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It's a very obscure reference. I'm sure everybody
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out there listening knows the discography of
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Young Berg. Hey, thanks a lot. It was nice to
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know you. But I got to move on. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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I've been really suffering. I think when you
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don't have air conditioning in your car, it makes
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you appreciate when you're around air conditioning.
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So as I've told the story many times when I came
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back from Jacksonville, from Freakville, all
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of a sudden I'm driving in Orlando and I feel
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this warm air coming against my face. And I'm
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like, oh, Jace. Is the air not on? It's been
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on the last two hours. Two and a half hours I've
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been driving. My cats are going to freak out
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and get overheated. The air conditioning just
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died in Central Florida. So, I got my car fixed.
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And they're like, oh, well, you know, it's going
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to actually have to be $2 ,500 to get that fixed.
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I'm not paying it! So I got a deal for a thousand
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either on Friday or wait five days and it's $600.
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Oh my God. Every fricking building we go in.
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Enough of that. Every fricking time I go somewhere
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and I'm in air conditioning after being in the
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car for 10 minutes, that air slaps. better than
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if it was just, I'm in my air -conditioned house,
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walked in my air -conditioned car, I'm in the
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air -conditioning of work, I'm in the air -conditioning
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of a cob of army. No, it's like, when you go
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that 10 minutes, driving around Florida without
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air -conditioning, it ain't great. When that
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moment's gonna get fixed, oh my God, I could
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have the best frickin' orgasm of all time this
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year. like this could be like top quality orgasm
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and i'm telling you i still think i would prefer
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the feeling of when i finally get air conditioning
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in my car yeah it could be a 45 minute bang fest
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it could be the greatest day ever I need my air
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conditioning. Because when you're waiting at
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the red light, oh my frickin' God! When you're
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waiting at that red light, let's say if you're
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in St. Pete, you're on 4th Street waiting at
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the red light. Or if you're a listener in Ohio,
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in Lakewood, Ohio, you're waiting at Detroit
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Avenue at a red light. And let's say Cleveland
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people don't have... I mean, it is hot there,
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but that would be a cold example. But I'm just
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trying to build a location for my listeners to
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think. So if you're in St. Petersburg, and you're
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at 4th Street, and you're just laying there,
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and the sun's on you, and you're waiting at the
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red light, and the air conditioning is on, that
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red light... Goes by a lot quicker because you're
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listening to music. You got air coming against
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your face. But it's July 26, 2026. Mm -hmm. That
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red light, those three, four minutes. Oh, yeah.
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You notice that red light a lot more. But at
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some point, you kind of get used to being sweaty.
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Mm -hmm. I already have a sweating problem as
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it is when it comes to my socks. Isn't that sexy?
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And the thing about it, ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls, is, man, now I'm having to change
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them right when I get home. You got it. And ride
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it to my washing machine. I'm a very handsome,
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sexy person. I am just what the girls call a
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catch. I have sweaty feet. Here you go. 856 -49
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-HOPPING. Later on, we'll talk about my guy,
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Tony Romo, messing up a little bit. And I might
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be a little bit of a phony. Why would I be a
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phony, you say? Because I come on here and I
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crucify the original elite for getting a DUI.
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I come on here and I call out hypocrisy. I call
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out the nonsense in the room. And you know what
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else I do? I also side with people that I'm a
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fan of. And I like Tony. So we're not going to
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really talk and trash him on this show when it
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comes to him getting a DUI in Wisconsin. What
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else are you supposed to do? You're in frickin'
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Wisconsin. He should probably get an Uber. Oh,
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I saw some posts. He tried to, you know, breathalyze,
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but he got intercepted. So funny. Where'd you
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get that joke from? So witty. But in honor of
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Tony Romo, we have this from high school. I should
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probably have the website unmuted. That would
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probably help my class. What's going on, Ryan
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Hoppy? This is Tony Romo. I'm just getting filled
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in by Justin Penny about all your hard work this
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year. I just want to say congratulations. I'm
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proud of you. Justin speaks very highly of you.
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And good luck the rest of your senior year. Yeah.
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Go get them. Justin also wanted me to tell you
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that you're lame. We got so many parts of this.
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There you go. It's the original cameo. Let me
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explain. First of all, it's 11 -11. And I actually
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began this show right at 11, and it's 11 -11,
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and I've been recording for 11 minutes and 11
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seconds. Woo -hoo! We are hybrid today! No. But
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let me explain to you, ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls. Mm -hmm. My teacher, Justin Penio.
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was Tony Romo's football playing tight end at
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Eastern Illinois University for like 25 years
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ago. And they were roommates. And they were bros.
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Tony Romo went on to superstardom in the NFL,
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we all know. And Justin Penny, I want to be a...
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to be the coach and should have been the head
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coach of the John Hersey High School football
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team because the head coach sucked when I was
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there. And Justin Peniel was also the science
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teacher. And a very good one at that. And there
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was this thing called the morning announcements.
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HTV. I got kicked off twice. I'll explain, but
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Justin Pena and Tony Romo were best friends,
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and I always used to have this joke with Mr.
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Pena. We'd call each other lame. Oh, you're lame,
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you're lame. So that's why Tony Romo added that
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part at the end. It's an inside joke between
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a student and a scholar. I don't know if I said
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that right. Man. That video was 15 years old.
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Can you believe that? Beginning in November,
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that would have been like talking about a video
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from 1996. It really is not fun when you do the
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passage of time now, is it? Eight, five, six.
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A 49 hobby. Eight, five, six. Five, six, seven,
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three. You know what I wish you could do? You
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know what drives me nuts? every night with either
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youtube tv watch a 24 -hour stream or cartoon
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or i'll put on hulu but i don't want to see the
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apple tv or roku city desktop no thank you show
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me the content all night bitch but i will tell
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you when you Every night when I watch HBO Max,
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I love HBO Max. It's great. They got rid of almost
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all the adult swim options. I still like Rick
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and Morty and Aqua Teen in the background while
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I'm sleeping. I miss 2020 HBO Max when it has
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like every freaking cartoon ever. But 2023, they
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scratched them all. Damn you. But what I'm saying
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to you, And there's nothing worse than when you're
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trying to lose weight or trying not to get the
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late night munchies. And it's like 10, maybe
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1035. So the night's not quite over. I'm starting
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to go to bed around 1. It used to be 4. But it's
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still kind of getting there. You're doing the
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last 90 minutes of chilling before you go to
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bed. And then what pops up? Food commercials.
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Well, I got the munchies. Let's go to B -Dubs.
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Now I would have a stomachache in the middle
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of the night. But there's nothing worse than
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what I'm just trying to watch. HBO Max. It's
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like, go to this. I almost said sizzler. I don't
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even know why I've never been a sizzler. But
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I hate it. I wish there was a feature that I
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could turn off any commercial about food. I don't
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want to think about it. I don't. I want to go
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to bed. Because, you know, if I got that food
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in the middle of the night. Oh, my God. I'd be
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going to the bathroom. Oh, Lord. That would not
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be good. Not at all. 856. 49 happy to take five,
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six, four. I got so much Britney Renner news.
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I'll get to it in a second. It's so funny. See,
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I don't love it at all. It's Danny Roddenbrot.
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Talk bad about everybody. And then Carla hit
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it. Hulk Hogan passed away one year ago this
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week. Man. I saw a real sad video of Brooke Hogan.
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It's on her Facebook page. You know when you
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go to a Chinese restaurant and they have that
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little display of that fat cat that the paw goes
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up and down like it's doing a knuckle? Mm -hmm.
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Like it's fisting? Mm -hmm. Not really. But there's
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a video of Brooke Hogan posted. Let's see if
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I can get the audio. Hulk Hogan and her, when
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they were getting along, they were getting sushi,
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and he's busting balls with the homie, making
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the freaking, you know, sushi as they're about
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to leave. So here we go. She's looking like a
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snack, by the way. Oh, my freaking God. In this
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video, Brooke Hogan looks so freaking hot. But
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that's a side note. Here's a little bit of what
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she posted. Mm -hmm. Mm. Mm. Mm. She can see
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the cat. Get in there with the cat. It's them
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dancing. It's kind of an audio thing, but yeah.
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And she pretty much made a post about how she
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remembers the good times. And I instantly related
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to it. Because I didn't always have good times
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with my father. But he was still my dad. And
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I know what you're going through, Brooke. And
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I'm here for you. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. Kiki Palmer,
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Lil Wayne again to the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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Yeah. I wonder if Lil Wayne will show up on time
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to that. Mm -hmm. We've got so much Britney around
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our news, dude. It's just like, she's just like
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HPV of a woman. Mm -hmm. Probably because she
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has it. We'll get to that in a second. Here's
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a woman saying why women like being sad chicks.
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I would argue that if men said tomorrow, if all
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the men got together and said, we will only be
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with one woman for a lifetime. Do you know who
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would argue first? Women. I agree. It'd be nice.
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Awesome. I think there are some women out there
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that think they want one guy, but then they get
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bored. And then they see their girlfriends get
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single. And they're like, oh, yeah, I can't do
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it. I need to date. Women love being side chicks.
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They like to be side chicks. Yeah. It is quite
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weird that two times I have been in public relationships.
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And now, of course, I was working at a radio
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station where the hosts have side chicks. So
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that might have been a reason why. But I had
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women, maybe two or three, hit me off wanting
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to bang me. Oh, I want the hoppy poppy. And then
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what happens? I'm a good boy. I don't cheat.
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Then I get single. And then they don't want the
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hoppy poppy. And we know this based on dating
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app data. Now, a lot of times the trad cons will
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come in and say my church is special or different.
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Church is stupid. If you need some big guy in
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the sky that doesn't give a crap about you to
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help you get through life, you're weak. But no,
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it's not. I've seen churches all... Don't...
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When you're talking about side chicks in churches,
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it fits together. It's almost perfect. Sorry
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about that. It's almost perfect. I had a little
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bit of a microphone, you know. She never really
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spit on my microphone. I spit on it a little
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bit. Now I feel like a girl when I spit on my
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neck. You probably didn't need to say that. I
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did say that. How to know if a woman is cheating.
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You know how women cheat? I'm going to tell you.
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I'm going to tell you how women cheat. You know
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how when you see a girl who has potential, she's
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like, you know, she could be my wife. She has
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potential. I have a girl at home who's good to
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me, but I'm going to cheat on her because this
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one, this one might actually become my wife.
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Yeah. I've seen that in radio. People fall in
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love with the side chicks. How does that end?
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But the side chick, that cheating on them with
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a side dude. Or a side chick if they are bisexual.
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Girls are different. Mm -hmm. Right? They see
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a man who has potential and checks every box
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in their list. Everyone has a list. I do. Oh,
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yeah. That's a long one. Mm -hmm. Um, they're
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like, no, you know what? I'm not going to outright
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cheat because I'm with this person. Right? I'll
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think about it, though. You know what's a dangerous
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place? When you're a man. You know what's so
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dangerous? When you're starting to lose attraction,
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your friends live in a mess, and there's a girl,
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maybe not work, but there's a girl, or somebody
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that you kind of start to vibe with. And every
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time you're getting laid, you're just thinking,
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you're thinking you're with that person. I'll
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admit it. Remember one time I was banging on
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my ex? Two exes ago. Not the cloud chasing one,
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the single mom. No. And she put a pillow over
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her face. And I said, what? She's like, I want
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to pretend I'm not here. And that was the most
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real thing of our relationship. Now you see why
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I'm damaged. Here's this hot ass Latino woman.
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There's nothing more attractive than a submissive
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woman. I love a submissive itty bitty woman.
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When it's like 90 pounds and I can pick up and
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then I'm not going to pound town while holding
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them. We're going to my bed. I don't know who
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needs to hear this, but as a woman, it is not
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your job to set the standards and demand what
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you want from a man. It is your job to meet the
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standards of a high value man. If you want a
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man of God, then you have to become the kind.
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Had to cut out there. What is it with this religious
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movement, man? You know how they say everything's
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a generation. Oh, our parents were religious,
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and then the millennials were religious, and
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now Judd and Sadie's religious. Jesus Christ.
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No wonder everyone's so confused. They're believing
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in fiction. Mm -hmm. Man, sometimes when I play
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these videos, I see them, and I hear them. Sometimes
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I think, like, man, what's there at the end?
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What's the end of them? Even though it would
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probably go in the other folder. oh yeah here's
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everyone's favorite bust down known as selena
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powell after news that adrian brunner is facing
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a lawsuit over sexual battery and assault claims
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she is the person suing him let's see if this
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is actually what's said in the video So a lot
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of times there'll be a video and I'll have a
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caption and I should have pre -watched it. I'm
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not sure. So let's see what's going on with Selena
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Powell. Why I fell for the bait. All these fucking
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YouTube videos. This is what that segment was
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like. That was a car crash. Why was that a car
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crash? Because I didn't pre -watch it. It had
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none of it in there. That's the new genius thing,
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the accounts. The losers! The very smart losers
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are doing. They're doing this thing where they'll
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have this really click -baity little caption.
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And then the video will just be Selena Paz going,
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oh yeah, I got passed around last night. Any
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other radio show would have been like, that was
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not super PPM friendly. No, it wasn't a good
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three minute break. Donald Trump talked about
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Nicki Minaj twerking. It's got to be weird hearing
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the president talk about twerking. Oh, we'll
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get to the coverage. I'll bring you right here
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in a second. This is going to be such good coverage.
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How do women gaslight us? Guys, listen to me.
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Women will gaslight you and make you feel really
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bad about asking for bare minimums in a relationship.
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Yeah, can you put out for lunch? I know this
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episode of Love on the Spectrum is important.
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But I'm on the spectrum and I need some lovin'.
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If you want just a couple things that if I was
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a man, I would break up with my girl over, here
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they are. And let me just say this, I would do
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it. What an annoying woman. Because long term,
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this girl is bad news. You would always be stuck
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in a fearful state wondering what her intentions
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are. Yeah, there's nothing worse. Now what do
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you think? No, I haven't. In the hall. time you
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didn't if she's going to leave if she's going
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to cheat on you and so forth basically you're
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not going to feel safe long term in the relationship
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let's get into it number one a woman who needs
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validation from multiple sources yeah because
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you ain't getting it from daddy that woman you'll
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never trust because you don't know if she's going
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to leave if she's going to cheat who she's getting
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attention from who's yeah she's getting past
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her work Her name's Joy Taylor. Making her feel
29:44
better than you are. Number two, a woman who's
29:46
disrespectful with social media, liking other
29:49
men's posts, doing this and that. I'm telling
29:51
you right now. Yeah, if she's liking other men's
29:54
posts. No, no, no. I have actually better advice
29:57
than that woman did, even though it wasn't bad
29:59
advice. You know what's the truth then? Men out
30:03
there, listen to me. Listen to me very carefully.
30:09
You can never listen to me ever again. Listen
30:14
to me right now. What a woman. Talks badly about
30:20
every ex or father, every male boss, every male
30:25
politician, every male neighbor. Every rude male
30:30
clerk at Publix or at Walgreens, blah, blah,
30:33
blah, blah, blah. That's how it's going to be
30:35
you at some point. That's how they view men.
30:42
Especially if they're bisexual and they're not
30:44
ready to come out. I'm warning you. If you don't
30:54
want to listen to me, that's fine. But I'm telling
30:57
you. I know I'm right. 856 -494 -6773. Here's
31:05
a hot -ass woman doing what all hot -ass women
31:09
do nowadays. Make car selfies about men and dating.
31:15
Here's a woman in a car seat. Well, not a kid's
31:19
car seat, like her front seat. I'm talking about
31:21
body count. Your body count does matter. Going
31:24
out and hooking up with random guys does matter.
31:26
You can't call sex casual. Yeah, you can. It's
31:29
pleasure alone is nice. Find your soul to another
31:32
human. I'm still sick of that. I mean, I kind
31:35
of get it, the whole soul tie thing. But Gen
31:38
Z just got like really stoned and really thought
31:41
about the concept of sex and essentially ruined
31:44
it. Leargetter rocks off 10 years ago when you
31:48
guys were in high school. But then by the time
31:50
he graduated in the 2020s, no, it's all deep.
31:56
I mean, you see all the reports about people
31:58
having less sex. Hmm. Hmm. As a woman, letting
32:04
a guy into the literal most intimate, vulnerable
32:08
parts of you. Oh, yeah. That's not casual. Especially,
32:12
you know, if they're Mexican food. In fact, hookup
32:15
culture is truly fucking disgusting. That's all
32:18
I need. I don't want to date. I'm sure she goes
32:20
to church. But then on Monday, it's plowed. I
32:28
don't know. I just think it's so stupid. It's
32:32
like, God, what do you want? What do you want?
32:38
I don't know what you want. That's the problem.
32:42
I don't know what I want. I'm confused. Here's
32:46
one of those stupid videos that gives men that
32:49
are simps hope and I hate it. And this video
32:53
was getting passed around on Twitter. It was
32:58
getting passed around almost as much as Brittany
33:01
Runner at a party in 2019. about if your ex is
33:07
still thinking about you. If your ex moved on
33:09
immediately after your breakup, you need to consider
33:13
this a compliment. Yeah. I've been in the rebound.
33:20
How many times have I been in the rebound? Like
33:23
three times! And you feel it! But you're laying
33:27
in bed after going to this, and they're still
33:30
talking about their ex! It's what happened with
33:32
the woman that dated Liam Payne. That guy dumped
33:36
the hot ass widow of Liam Payne with all she
33:39
was talking about is Liam Payne. And I know you're
33:42
sitting there confused. Whatever. It's just,
33:45
you got to see how much you owe. And I've been
33:48
guilty of this. You know, you're laying in bed
33:52
with a woman. And they're like, what do you want
33:56
to watch on TV? You want to watch, I don't know,
33:59
anything of a show. You want to watch Love Island?
34:02
And you go, I don't want to watch that. My ex
34:04
used to watch it. And you're like laying in bed
34:07
next to a woman talking about your ex. That is
34:11
a no, a good. Here is young Miami. She's so smart.
34:17
Here she is talking about LeBron's son with the
34:23
services. Hey, shout out to LeBron, though. She's
34:32
like, you could have had me. Oh, but that's right.
34:37
LeBron totally never changed on his wife. 49ers.
34:52
She got 76ers and 49ers mixed up. She's stopping.
35:02
What's going on with this weird ass? According
35:07
to police, a group of YMCA campers in East Orange,
35:10
New Jersey. YMCA. It's suspected mushroom laced
35:15
edible chocolate. That ain't good. I've taken
35:20
a. Three years on and off. And it's one of those
35:25
things that even when you want to take it, you
35:28
don't want to take it. So I can't imagine having
35:30
mushrooms in your body when you don't want to
35:32
take it. Officers responded to the YMCA shortly
35:35
after 11 a .m. on Thursday after they had received
35:38
a report that multiple children aged 10 to 13
35:40
had allegedly consumed these edibles. The preliminary
35:46
investigation revealed that... Oh, they're chocolates.
35:50
A counselor saw one child passing out what appeared
35:52
to be candy to other campers. And a short time
36:09
later, one camper complained they weren't feeling
36:11
well. I'm seeing double! You know that volleyball
36:17
net over there? It's like, it's like tripping
36:21
me out. And then an additional 12 reported symptoms.
36:27
Emergency personnel responded to the scene to
36:29
evaluate the children. And they were all determined
36:35
to be stable. That's good. That is a story that
36:39
I'll tell forever. Whoever brought the chocolates
36:43
is in trouble. And then whoever he got the chocolates
36:47
from is in trouble as well. and that would probably
36:49
be at the parents. He probably took it from their
36:51
room. Mike Tyson tells Mike, what is it, Babcock
36:58
or whatever, or from TMZ about what he wants
37:02
his legacy to be. Talk to me about the event.
37:05
Listen, you won't believe the number of people
37:09
we had sign up this time. 350 kids and a couple.
37:12
I missed this cartoon on Adult Swim. Mike Tyson
37:15
missed it. Wow. Signed up. That's amazing, Mike.
37:19
I was so gratefully honored by that. Honored.
37:23
I want to help amateur boxers. Amateur. I love
37:28
how they had to put subtitles. I wanted to be
37:32
at the level it was when I was an amateur fighter.
37:35
They're about to take amateur fighting out to
37:37
the Olympics. That's incredible, Mike. So is
37:40
that the idea, Mike? To make sure that that doesn't
37:42
happen and make sure that instead of the sport...
37:45
On the amateur level, dying off. Hey, we actually
37:47
build and grow this. Listen, I want to keep it
37:50
going because I want to prepare these guys to
37:52
be great fighters. Fighters! I love a good fighter!
37:56
So they can represent our country and bring the
37:59
Olympics back. The Olympics back. I like him.
38:06
He's fun. I feel like the turnaround of his image
38:10
was the hangover. I feel like that was when things
38:15
got a little better for him. Oh, don't you worry.
38:21
We'll get to this Brittany Renner content in
38:23
a second. Oh, she's crazy. He says, you talk
38:27
about soul touch. Forget that. This is why you
38:29
gotta be careful. Hell, your baby mom is. You
38:33
gotta know someone that doesn't shut up like
38:35
her. And she is an example. of why makeup is
38:40
so important with average women. She looks random.
38:48
She looks like scrambled eggs that's been laying
38:51
out in the sun. That's not what you want to look
38:54
like. It probably smells like scrambled eggs
38:58
and diapers. Here's Alexis, the porn star, talking
39:03
about when she was 16 dating an adult. Okay,
39:06
well. When I was 16, I dated a porn star. Oh,
39:11
we got to edit out porn star. Stop it. Here's
39:18
Zoe Spencer admitting to sleeping with John Moran
39:21
and Tylo. My pussy. Oh, it is. My pussy. Wow,
39:26
what an annoying woman. You know that thing stink.
39:33
Oh, you know that thing raked. Can you imagine
39:39
her during arguments? You get the cops called.
39:42
My house is dark! What the hell is wrong with
39:46
you? A song called Britney Renner News that is
39:57
for the... One second. That is for the show...
40:05
Hoppy, our Ryan Hoppy. He is six foot nine and
40:11
a radio host from St. Pete, Mearsburg, Florida.
40:18
Who can't stand clout chasing washed up women.
40:36
like her, make a 2000s rap song. Let's see what
40:44
we can make when we discuss Britney around here.
40:47
Because I feel like this is going to be a new
40:47
recurring topic. She is streaming now on Kik.
40:53
Because she's got nothing else. And she supposedly
40:57
moved back to Mississippi. And she's just, she
41:03
needs Jesus. Oh, I sure did that. All right.
41:07
It's time for Britney Renner news. This new song
41:10
I just made four seconds ago. Britney Renner.
41:14
Britney Renner. Britney Renner. Britney Renner.
41:17
Britney Renner. Welcome to the hour, Ryan on
41:35
the dial Six foot nine, say P, got the whole
41:37
room wild He cut through the talk when the smoke
41:40
gets thick He want real, not opposed, he want
41:42
facts, not slick Every week, same game, same
41:44
photo, same grin Same name in the feed, trying
41:47
to force one more spin But the crowd see the
41:49
script when the mat starts to slip You can wait
41:51
for the last, still can't fake that grip Uh -huh,
41:54
here we go, they love that fame chase Uh -huh,
41:56
here we go, but it don't hold place We're pretty
41:59
random, ooh, we be the, we don't buy the view
42:01
We're pretty random We see right through. Don't
42:04
mind, keep it loud. On happy hour tonight. Britney
42:07
in the news. Ain't fooling nobody, right? Check
42:09
the caller line lit. Everybody got takes. Everybody
42:12
got a story. Everybody want stakes. But the host
42:15
stay cool with the grin and the nod. He don't
42:17
crown every rumor. He don't play that fraud.
42:19
Big ring, big voice, big beats on the mic. Get
42:22
the 70 on the inside. He won't dress it up nice.
42:24
Say P in the building and the feedback loud.
42:27
If you came for the clout, you might lose to
42:29
them. Here we go. Outro Music She's a bastard!
43:19
I don't like those eyes. It's those birds or
43:37
whatever from Fighting Nemo. Mine, mine. Was
43:40
that what it was? Right, right. Hobby, hobby.
43:46
I'm close, I'm close. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. Time
43:53
for Brittany Renner News. 856. 4998. It's 856
44:01
-494 -6773. You can join me at RyanHobbyRadio.
44:08
You can always email me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail
44:11
.com. This is what it sounds like when I climax.
44:19
All right, let's see here. Where do we want to
44:23
begin? We got so much going on in the road at
44:27
Brandi Raddick. Oh, yeah. All right. So she went
44:32
on kick and is doing a live stream. Mm -hmm.
44:37
And she's usually a beautiful woman, but she
44:41
calls, or she has that, like, side chick face.
44:44
You know what I mean? She has a face that, like,
44:48
when she's wearing a lot of makeup, she looks
44:51
friggin' hot. You want to plow her and all that.
44:54
But that's the problem is, when she turns 34...
45:01
after having a huge body count all of a sudden
45:07
she's in the parking lot of somewhere in Mississippi
45:12
doing a video about her baby daddy's and exes
45:17
and she still looks really cute but she just
45:23
looks I don't know washed up She's got kind of
45:29
like a, like a, look at the video, Brittany Renner
45:32
video. She's got like a, kind of like a hair
45:34
in a bun. Like you just get out of there, get
45:37
rid of that bun, get the hair out and get me
45:39
cut. But here she is talking about Kevin Gates
45:43
and PJ Washington. Mm -hmm. Without a further
45:47
ado. Last time I became Muslim for him, I wasn't
45:49
even talking to that nigga. Six months. Yeah,
45:53
you know. She got Muslim for like two weeks because
45:57
she's an idiot. Yeah, she does that weird thing
46:00
where she keeps saying the N -word. You know,
46:03
she's part white. Talking about something, I
46:05
became Muslim for him. I wasn't even talking
46:06
to that n***a. Six months. Like, he popped out
46:10
of nowhere. Yeah. He's desperate. What else happened?
46:16
Yeah, talking about something, Kevin loved you.
46:18
I don't care what he said. Yeah, he did. And
46:20
he still does. She's got an annoying voice. Because,
46:25
nigga, if I can inspire you to get up in the
46:27
middle of the night and go write a 12 -minute
46:28
diss song about whatever the fuck, I still got
46:32
you. Stop saying the N -word. You sound ignorant.
46:37
And you're stupid. Of course he wrote a 12 -minute
46:41
song. He loved you. You were his wife, you moron.
46:46
Heaven forbid a man have any feelings. You're
46:50
not as indifferent as you play. Neither are you,
46:53
honey. You act like you're such a feminist. Shut
46:59
up. And also to my baby daddy, PJ. Oh, yeah.
47:02
He's a deadbeat loser. I know you're going to
47:08
watch this because I know your dream is to stream.
47:10
You wish you could stream instead of having to
47:12
go to nevermind practice. You don't even know
47:14
what you're saying. Yeah, why make $5 million
47:17
a year when you can make $20 ,000 and stay in
47:19
the car being an idiot? But stop fucking playing
47:24
with me and stop fucking playing with our son.
47:27
Yeah, this one is getting real. We can make all
47:31
the fricking jokes we want about her being a
47:35
nun. But she's still a mom. On everything I love.
47:42
Feds building a case. Yeah, the feds are building
47:45
a case. Of course, you needed the feds. Because
47:50
you couldn't do it yourself. And $60 ,000 a year
47:56
wasn't enough. Okay. And you keep playing. Yeah,
48:01
that is nuts. You know when you're like, first
48:04
level. And it's great. Oh, I bet the red flags
48:10
were there the whole time. Sorry about that.
48:16
You know what you love? And then you really get
48:23
to know the dark side and you're like, oh my
48:25
God, are you annoying? And here's DJ academics
48:31
responding. When she was the it girl. She entertained
48:36
them. She dismissed them. And that's what she
48:39
wants to brag about now. Oh, yeah, of course.
48:41
He wanted me bad. But he wasn't da -da -da -da.
48:45
I dismissed him. Here's the problem when I tell
48:50
you, Chet. What? And I know she can say, well,
48:52
listen, I've never dated men for money. That's
48:55
not even the point here. No, she definitely did.
48:59
She ain't dating a factory worker. If you have
49:02
access to, if you're at the casino and you have
49:04
access to all the millionaires, short, tall,
49:08
NBA player, rapper, soccer player, this other
49:14
person, and eight years afterwards, you're in
49:20
your Kia with the AC off talking about you got
49:23
to move to Mississippi to financially rebuild.
49:33
Perhaps maybe you didn't do something right.
49:36
She's a psychopath. That's what it is. That is.
49:42
And here's Myron Gaines talking about it. Public
49:46
service fucking announcement to all the retarded
49:50
females out there. All right. You're stupid.
49:54
Use the R word because you're a loser and you're
49:57
an ignorant moron. Anybody that uses that word.
50:02
doesn't get any playtime on this show. You're
50:05
stupid. And I should have assumed because you're
50:07
Myron Gaines. Yeah, that guy thinks he's so cool.
50:12
You know he lasts like two seconds in bed. But
50:15
I'm Myron Gaines. You should be so grateful to
50:20
be with me. You know, he's so against, you know,
50:24
turning on your engine. No, you gotta turn on
50:27
mine. Speaking of turning on the engine, Larissa
50:30
Pippen was seen in a bikini in Miami. Bonnie
50:37
XO says she will always love Jelly Rose, daughter.
50:42
Carrie Hilson says she wants to make a comeback.
50:44
I think one of the most unfair parts of my life.
50:52
is that Carrie Hilson got canceled by those loser
50:56
parasocial fans of Beyonce. The Beehive. Now,
51:03
should she have gone against the Beehive? Probably
51:06
not. Probably not the smartest career choice.
51:11
But was it worth it? You know, Ashley Jenea,
51:18
that African -American beautiful influencer that
51:21
died, Joe McKinnon, the white guy that has bad
51:24
vibes. He says he did not murder her. There's
51:31
something sketchy about that. Supposedly, Celeste
51:34
Rebus' family had to leave court because they
51:36
started showing sexual images of her. Florida
51:41
Man pays a Tinder sugar baby and pulls a gun
51:44
on her when she tries to escape. And Boozy Badass
51:49
is being sued by a security guard for assault.
51:52
Because he's a loser! That's why. Katy Perry
52:00
says the line after using her fireworks song.
52:05
The only place the fireworks really come out
52:09
is when she's with Justin Trudeau. Oh, yeah.
52:16
Donald Trump made a joke about Dylan Mulvaney
52:19
looking like Kalen Collins from CNN at the White
52:22
House Correspondents' Dinner, which I'm surprised
52:26
it wasn't a shooting. No, but man, we all saw
52:30
that weird video from like 25, 26 years ago when
52:34
Giuliani was wearing drag and Trump was in order
52:40
voting him. Trump probably likes cross -dressers.
52:46
Why do I say that? But it looks like one. Mm
52:50
-hmm. Today on TMZ. Okay, Congresswoman Lauren
52:58
Boebert is pissed off. I think she's so friggin'
53:02
hot. Mm -hmm. Two things. Oh, yeah! She's got
53:09
that cougar thing. Says the GOP screwed her and
53:12
so did the doctor. Oh, the GOP screwed you? I
53:15
should be screwed, too. Ah, you cougar. Doctor
53:24
who injected her with Botox. I am talking out
53:26
of the side of my mouth like a damn politician.
53:30
I like when it's on the side of the mouth. And
53:32
because my Botox hasn't caught up on this side.
53:35
And then you look at her and it really is true.
53:39
I did, I did some research and apparently you
53:43
can't get Botox right here. And now you booked
53:45
an appointment. Yeah. So even Bronny James has
53:55
no clue where his dad LeBron is going to be playing.
53:59
Wow, this is from a day ago. Now we know where
54:02
he's playing. Yeah. You can say what you want
54:08
about LeBron. He never cheats on Savannah. But
54:16
I will say he's loyal. Not at all. He did secure
54:21
the bag for his son. Mm -hmm. Streamer saw Bronny
54:25
on the street and said, hey, Bronny, is your
54:27
dad going to Golden State? No, I don't know where
54:30
he's going, but I think, you know, you were just
54:32
told to not say anything. Mm -hmm. By the way,
54:36
he's got more swag. That is dead. Why do I say
54:42
that? Because his dad has no swag. So are the
54:45
Lakers going to treat Bronny differently? Yeah.
54:49
Make a fucking basket, you moron. LeBron leaves.
54:53
They'll treat him the way he should be treated.
54:54
Like a nepo baby. So do the claws. Nepo baby.
55:00
The Joe Show on FLZ should have him as a guest.
55:06
They can switch off stories about having things
55:09
because of your legendary Hall of Fame father.
55:12
All right, there's the Harvey Levin trying to
55:16
learn about sports. Even though he probably knows
55:20
more about ballet. Oprah Winfrey jokingly reveals
55:28
one of the bad mistakes she made in her career.
55:33
The former talk show host shares why she regrets
55:44
her short -lived stint as a singer, during which
55:46
she recorded a rendition of the black spiritual
55:49
Run On as a theme song for season 13 of the Oprah
55:52
Winfrey show. What a narcissistic. person to
55:56
sing the intro of your crappy show. Oh, it is.
56:00
Jen Affleck is sharing her struggles with...
56:03
Gosh, you're freaking hot. prenatal depression
56:05
on instagram july 23rd the secret lives of mormon
56:09
wives stars shared she's had some oh yeah she's
56:13
mom and dad which means she butts out expected
56:16
struggles during this fourth pregnancy prenatal
56:20
depression came back this pregnancy only this
56:22
time it came back even heavier you figure it
56:25
out she seemed like a good guy I like that bus
56:30
sound. Now on this tale of Frank and Paul. As
56:33
Sean Diddy Combs continues to serve his four
56:39
-year sentence for prostitution related. Oh,
56:41
yeah. Circle the block on Nebraska Avenue. Show
56:45
me your boobs and you're a cop. The charges,
56:48
multiple outlets citing sources with knowledge
56:50
of the matter, say he was sent to solitary confinement
56:53
after being involved in a fight at the New Jersey
56:56
federal prison. Yeah, you know, he's a little
56:58
bitch, isn't he? Mm -hmm. Yeah. I think I would
57:03
lose my mind in so... Hot topic. Hot topic! As
57:09
I was really interrupted by my bad production
57:11
skills. I would hate... Being in solitary confinement.
57:18
Juliana Rancic is getting ready to share her
57:20
side of the story. Days after Gerio - I wonder
57:23
if it's Rancic down here. Mm -hmm. Connell said
57:26
he broke up with the former E! News anchor more
57:28
than two decades ago when - Gosh, it's freaking
57:30
hot. He showed up at his home unannounced. Sit
57:33
on my lap! Juliana addresses his recollection
57:37
in a July 23rd Instagram video. You guys heard?
57:40
Apparently, my ex -boyfriend has been talking
57:44
about our breakup publicly. Here comes the woman!
57:50
When a woman talks about a breakup, she's exploring
57:54
her feminism. 22 years. Imagine that. Seems that
58:04
his memory is just a little fuzzy. And she goes
58:08
on. I'm sure it's fuzzy down there. Vendor Pump
58:17
Rules alum Tom Schwartz reacts to claims he looks
58:20
unrecognizable. If you even know who he is, you're
58:24
an idiot. The Vanderpump Rules star is clapping
58:27
back after a tabloid public. Oh, yeah. He's clapping
58:31
back. Publishes a paparazzi photo of him out
58:33
in Los Angeles. With the headline reading, Tom
58:36
Schwartz is unrecognizable. Oh, he's unrecognizable.
58:39
It's probably what he wants. But he doesn't want
58:42
to be recognized. Now he's probably looking for
58:44
a new look. We're back at one of my favorite
58:50
places, Costco. It's the suburban American staple
58:53
lighting up. Oh, yeah. You want to see a bunch
58:58
of horny soccer lads? Go to Costco. Social media.
59:03
You ever go to Costco and get lunch? That's why
59:05
I have my membership. Gen Z. Even teenagers.
59:09
My mom does this adorable thing. She goes to
59:13
Costco. and gets her a hot dog and soda. It's
59:18
going viral over their love of Costco. Oh, I
59:22
don't know. Never had a membership, so I've never
59:24
really been in. Happy Hot Topic! Heidi Klum is
59:31
sparing it all for a sunny day on the beach.
59:35
You know, if you had her on your lap, you'd just...
59:38
There's nothing else you can do but have great
59:40
sex! You would have to be an idiot to mess that
59:45
up. The model shared this video eating her brand
59:47
of the snack, Chip Fresh. There she is. So it's
59:51
an infomercial. Good for you. Ah, the riveting
59:57
news of the show. Zendaya, you know, she has
1:00:03
a new haircut. Zendaya's brand new hairstyle
1:00:13
is breaking the web. The 29 -year -old sporting
1:00:16
micro bangs with long tresses while attending
1:00:20
the show. Gosh, I don't know what she looks like.
1:00:23
This is a very obscure reference that no one's
1:00:27
going to get. But she looks like the Valley Girls.
1:00:30
From the oblongs on Adult Swim. Shanghai premiere
1:00:34
of Spider -Man Brand New Day on July 24th. As
1:00:38
for the rest of her look, she continues her habit
1:00:40
of method dressing. We turn now to two men who
1:00:48
were stabbed in broad daylight right here in
1:00:50
New York City. Yeah. But I thought it was such
1:00:53
a great scene. What a surprise. The attack's
1:00:59
now being investigated as possible hate crimes.
1:01:02
You know what I'm saying? Outside a London court.
1:01:07
I can't play because I got a copyright in the
1:01:09
background. But Chris Brown's facing years in
1:01:12
prison after pleading guilty to the London attack.
1:01:17
There's this. The family of Emily Willis has
1:01:20
reached a $3 million legal settlement. She's
1:01:23
a good -ass porn star. more than two years after
1:01:27
the former adult film star was found unresponsive
1:01:31
at a california rehab and left with brain damage
1:01:34
according to documents obtained by e -news july
1:01:36
24th emily will receive approximately 1 .25 million
1:01:40
dollars yeah it's more than the money shop but
1:01:45
also she's like not gonna have a good life Camille
1:01:50
Caustic claps back at body shamers putting the
1:01:52
haters on blast in a TikTok video. Why? Who cares
1:01:57
what these incels say? I think you're beautiful.
1:02:03
I would plow you. Like Mr. Plow. The Sports Illustrated
1:02:09
model, who has been in a relationship with former
1:02:11
NFL star Rob Gronkowski, since 2023, shares a
1:02:18
clip of herself sitting in the dark while using
1:02:20
the saxophone's getting louder trending audio.
1:02:34
Yeah, you know, people like her are freaking
1:02:37
out about their mortality. Kelly Clarkson is
1:02:41
proving she's not... I like how that woman said
1:02:44
it. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson is proving
1:02:47
she's not in a hurry to break away from the single
1:02:52
life. I don't get it. That's her song, Breaking
1:02:54
Away. But she's misindependent! During her Las
1:03:03
Vegas residency at Caesar's Palace on July 24th,
1:03:07
the Grammy winner explained why she's perfectly
1:03:09
happy flying solo. Women say that all they fricking
1:03:14
want, but then all they talk about is how they
1:03:17
feel okay being single, so they're really not
1:03:19
okay being single. I'm not okay being single.
1:03:24
I would love to have a girlfriend. But I'm not
1:03:30
lying to myself. And that's why people are like,
1:03:33
oh, why are you single? And I'm like, first of
1:03:35
all, there are a lot of people out there making
1:03:36
single look real good. You tell yourself that
1:03:39
when you're crying at night. Katie Holmes is
1:03:44
sharing the gift of a new romance. The actress
1:03:47
and her boyfriend, Jason Bard Yarmoski, make
1:03:50
their first official public appearance. He and
1:03:53
I didn't get to date. Katie Holmes. Oh, my God.
1:04:00
When she's on top, you must feel amazing. Another
1:04:05
singer making news. Palm Beach's resident, Jon
1:04:07
Bon Jovi, who abruptly ended his concert last
1:04:10
night at Madison Square Garden. He's just living
1:04:13
on a prayer. Kim Kardashian is reflecting on
1:04:22
her failed bar exam with humor. The 45 -year
1:04:25
-old recently addressed the scrutiny around her
1:04:30
new legal career after she hit a roadblock, failing
1:04:33
the bar exam in November. Yeah, you can definitely
1:04:35
call it a roadblock. I call it, you think everything
1:04:38
should be given to you. In reality, it's said,
1:04:44
no, you're not just going to be a lawyer because
1:04:45
you took the test. Poppy Hour. It's time for
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I smell is poop. we also need to be affectionate
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as well they do a lot of touching kissing even
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fisting and we'll call it a day the semen was
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so big as a reminder if you don't feel like listening
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to this next song you can skip over it but ryan
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hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in his selection
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Infrared. You dig? Sean Mack from here in Chatham.
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Let's do it. Nigga all I know, movin' on the
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hop on the beat song Teacher ask me what I wanna
1:06:19
be, 17 for the beat song Never fought a flag
1:06:22
when I'm loaded with wild hunnids Neutron, kill
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a nigga, you either ride or die You're 5 or a
1:06:28
6, and you better run your neck When you walk
1:06:30
up in the county, and they ask what you is All
1:06:33
well, she be, Vice Lord, Daddy King, BD, MC,
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Luke, Reese, Fantasy They livin' by the creed
1:06:40
in the state of Illinois, Chief Steel, Bull Ray
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I've been appointed a position of authority Within
1:06:48
this organization, you don't wanna worry So I've
1:06:51
been calling you even before I put it in effect
1:06:53
To catch you up in violation if you disrespect
1:06:56
Shot time When we laying in the ditch Ain't nobody
1:07:04
playing bitch I get back and straight into it
1:07:07
Everybody say the shit Shot time From the hunnids
1:07:15
to the loonies, to weptin' to the pool. Motherfucker
1:07:18
lay alone, everybody stay at home. We in the
1:07:20
middle of the action, in the midst of the gunfights
1:07:24
and stabbing. You better have that card with
1:07:26
you, we get fast in the past. Cause we are makin'
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next best podcast, fantastic. You better ask
1:07:32
if the Malinois boys grindin'. I don't think
1:07:35
a nigga out here will really drive me. See I'm
1:07:38
highly respected, you know the way we see things.
1:07:44
We'll connect, we'll connect And we believe in
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the gem and we elect We elect, we elect, we elect,
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we elect You got a death wish, you go against
1:07:52
the grain Time to die now We got rules and regulations
1:07:55
in the shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot,
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shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot
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Everybody say it don't shit I don't know what
1:08:21
you heard, all I know Is you can't tell from
1:08:23
corner when you come to Chicago Make sure you
1:08:26
understand that We gang bangers, we don't care
1:08:29
about no damn rap But on that note, let's get
1:08:32
this shit straight I ain't the one to lip -box,
1:08:35
switch it back and forth on a mixtape Even though
1:08:38
you say that's hip -hop, well nigga I don't play
1:08:40
A motherfucker this county gon' get popped Nah,
1:08:43
I ain't waiting to threaten I'm just letting
1:08:46
you know when the dough on this game doesn't
1:08:48
get Now play with it like you think I'm joking
1:08:51
We'll come shoot the town up Bounce on the first
1:08:54
thing, smoke it Smoke, Charlie, it's that real
1:08:57
I'm telling you, don't let this fucking rap shit
1:08:59
get your ass killed Goofy, that beef ain't shit
1:09:02
to me Especially when I just signed a deal I
1:09:05
need the publicity I'm laying in the ditch Ain't
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nobody playin' bitch, cock it back and spray
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the team Everybody say the shit, cha -cha -cha
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70 downloads! Welcome to L .A .P. Bugger's Boys.
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And now for something completely different. Door
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is closing. The other stations are tuned in,
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too. Yo. Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking down
1:13:09
the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.
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Fans swipes wild, stories about the queens. Dropping
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dollars, bombs all in on the schemes. Hoppy's
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loose, man, he knows it all. Screw sandals to
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the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
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have a ball. Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe.
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MJ to Kobe, legends in the game. Shaq's big presence,
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true hall of fame. Hoppy steals a tee, ain't
1:13:35
playing tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left
1:13:38
the same. Hoppy's loose, man, he knows it all.
1:13:41
From scandals to the court, rise and fall. Tune
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in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy, y 'all got
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and awe Happy hour Got that shock and awe Happy
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hour Got that shock and awe Happy hour Got that
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shock and awe Happy Hot Topic Happy Hot Topic
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James is making one final big move. Yeah, LeBron
1:15:00
can say all he wants. I don't believe it. The
1:15:05
four -time NBA champion is officially heading
1:15:08
to the Philadelphia 76ers. Could you imagine
1:15:12
if for some reason, if Joel Embiid stays healthy,
1:15:17
Joel Embiid, Maxie, Jalen Brown are ready to
1:15:22
final the NBA championship. Can you imagine?
1:15:24
I just lost my breath. How polished of a radio
1:15:28
show this is. Can you imagine if LeBron James
1:15:32
wins back to back to back? He could have six
1:15:37
or seven rings. It's not going to happen, but
1:15:38
could you imagine? This is one of the craziest
1:15:42
NBA off -seasons ever. After spending the last
1:15:47
eight seasons with the Los Angeles Lakers. Could
1:15:49
you believe that? eight years the time fucking
1:15:53
flew eight years the basketball legend announces
1:15:57
the news in a july 24th post on x right whatever
1:16:01
you announce the news there's reports of his
1:16:05
loving life and he's never chatted on yeah supposedly
1:16:10
she is not happy Here's Obama talking to the
1:16:18
NBA or the WNBA All -Stars on their home court.
1:16:28
They're all looking at each other. Ah, it is.
1:16:37
Because they're women. Because they're women.
1:16:40
That's why. It doesn't get competitive in the
1:16:44
NBA All -Star game. They're all homies and Eskimo
1:16:47
brothers. They've all got a slice of Brittany
1:16:51
Renner. Yeah, you know, after making her be Vice
1:17:00
or be First Lady when she didn't really want
1:17:05
to. No, he's whipped. That was the sound of the
1:17:14
whips from Michelle to Barack. Here is a Trump,
1:17:24
our stupid orange loser of a president talking
1:17:29
about LeBron. Today it was announced LeBron James
1:17:34
has decided that he wants his next team to be
1:17:36
the 76ers. Where do you stand on Ron versus Michael
1:17:42
Jordan? You don't stand at all. You're fat. Michael
1:17:43
Jordan has the best ever. I don't even hear his
1:17:47
voice. God, he's such a creep. He's a douche.
1:17:52
Derek Fisher is obviously asking my brothers
1:17:56
what Matt Barnes, y 'all heard the story of Matt
1:17:58
Barnes, allegedly trying to break into his house.
1:18:04
That same woman, Derek Fisher and Gloria Govan,
1:18:07
are now divorced. What a surprise! I'm so shocked!
1:18:14
Here's Brittany Renner saying that she needs
1:18:17
a Birkin bag, or that PJ Washington, well, she
1:18:20
needs a Birkin bag too, but that PJ Washington's
1:18:22
buying that, but not school supplies for their
1:18:24
kids, even though she's getting $50 ,000 a year.
1:18:27
I'm going to be in Mississippi. With my family
1:18:30
who supports me. Because I don't have help from
1:18:34
my child's father who doesn't even want to pay
1:18:36
for school supplies and can do for his other...
1:18:38
Yeah, even though you're getting $5 ,000 a month,
1:18:41
got a dietary, spent $20, you still have $4 ,980.
1:18:46
Shut up! Kids, what does it want to do for our
1:18:48
child? Because you're still mad at me. Yeah.
1:18:52
Well, go on a live stream instead of trying to
1:18:55
co -parent. You're the worst! You're a sociopath!
1:19:03
You're still mad at me because you really didn't
1:19:06
want this to end. I am. You know, she's great
1:19:09
at mouth hugs. Yeah, she's nuts. And also to
1:19:17
my baby daddy, PJ. Yeah, we already heard that.
1:19:19
There you go. God, you know, during arguments,
1:19:21
she's never wrong. She's a nine. That's the white
1:19:25
girl mom in her. Barack Obama defended Kaylin
1:19:32
Clark. Because all the cackling hens in L .A.
1:19:35
want to bring her down. Here's Michael Jordan.
1:19:39
The guy saying discusses his biggest failure
1:19:48
in life. And everybody says, oh, it was a failed
1:19:54
opportunity to play baseball. You know, that's
1:19:58
what they think. For me, it was the best thing
1:20:01
that could have happened for me. Yeah, you were
1:20:04
gambling. Mm -hmm. That's the unspoken. We don't
1:20:09
talk about Bruno off the lake. Because it allowed
1:20:11
me to go back to the game with a stronger passion.
1:20:14
Yeah, you one day in a row. You be a little bitchy.
1:20:19
Pedophile Carmelone. At the same time, I was
1:20:25
able to understand the love that these minor
1:20:31
league baseball players have. Making $1 ,500
1:20:34
a month. $1 ,500 a month. Let me do something
1:20:39
real quick. How much is $1 ,500 in 1998? 94,
1:20:48
right? 94 compared to 2026. That's equivalent
1:20:59
to $4 ,000 a month. So $48 ,000 to play baseball,
1:21:03
not bad. Which is nothing. But for them, it was
1:21:07
big. Yeah, and especially in that era, you know,
1:21:10
they had endorsements and stuff. Charles Buckley
1:21:14
joined the Stephen A show to react to the news
1:21:16
of LeBron James signing with the Philadelphia
1:21:18
76ers. This is a breaking news moment. I'm Javi,
1:21:22
Javi, Javi, Javi. We never, ever play anything.
1:21:29
A Stephen A, a Smith on the show. I can't stand
1:21:33
the guy. I think he's the worst. So this is breaking
1:21:39
news. Breaking news. I'm actually playing Stephen
1:21:43
A. Smith. Mm -hmm. But I'm only playing him because
1:21:50
of Charles Barkley, not because of Stephen A.
1:21:54
He's a dumbass. Joining Jalen Brown, Tyrese Maxey,
1:21:57
Joe Allenbade, and Vijay Edgecombe. Yeah. And
1:22:01
only Charles Barkley. What's going on, big boy?
1:22:03
How you doing? I can't hear you. But Barkley
1:22:06
said it ruined his day. I was like, whatever
1:22:08
I do, I do do you, LeBron. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah,
1:22:20
we got so much happening in the NFL. We got 45
1:22:23
days until it comes back. Marcus Wiley's strange
1:22:31
wife said he broke the, you know, he's not supposed
1:22:35
to be near his wife, and he broke that. He's
1:22:40
a brain dead idiot. We'll talk about Ryan Clark
1:22:44
in a second. You can always call the show. 8
1:22:47
-5 -6 -4 -9 -I -V -E. That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4
1:22:53
-6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me. Hey, Ryan,
1:22:59
I'm your radio. You can always email me. Ryan,
1:23:03
I'm your radio at gmail .com. Oh, yeah. But first,
1:23:09
we gotta let this music play out! Oh, what's
1:23:26
going on with Nick Bursa? 39er star Nick Bosa
1:23:30
is dancing on Ryan Clark's ESPN grave. Yeah,
1:23:34
Ryan Clark's a real dish. I am the most unracist
1:23:39
person ever, but he made everything about race.
1:23:42
Going to the tell list, brain dead, overpaid
1:23:45
idiot. That's why he had nothing else. And he
1:23:51
claims to be so profound and smart. Shut up,
1:23:55
you're the worst. I'm cocking this is a minute
1:23:58
with Mike. The 49ers star pass rusher broke his
1:24:02
silence after nearly four years away from X to
1:24:06
gloat about Ryan Clark's firing from ESPN. Of
1:24:10
course, yeah, that's when you know you really
1:24:12
don't like the guy. And when you get back on
1:24:15
Twitter, it just spins on its grave. The NFL
1:24:17
analyst was let go on Monday during. his NFL
1:24:22
live show. And it's been a pretty big controversy.
1:24:28
What happened with Ryan? Well, Ryan Clark and
1:24:31
Nick Bosa, they don't like each other and they've
1:24:33
got to be. Jay, I don't know why Ryan Clark doesn't
1:24:37
like Nick Bosa. That goes back to October. All
1:24:40
right, so there you go. And we'll get to Ryan
1:24:42
Clark in a second. Tony Romo arrested for DUI.
1:24:46
What are you doing? Justin Bieber might do the
1:24:48
halftime show of the NFL. I pooped on myself
1:24:51
at Costco. Here's an NFL wag saying she pooped
1:24:56
herself at Costco. Man, all these people going
1:24:58
to Costco. I'm gross. Yeah, she's definitely
1:25:04
going to get cheated on whenever that baby mom
1:25:06
is. San Francisco 49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan
1:25:10
is on the road to recovery. The football organization
1:25:13
announces Kyle suffered non -life -threatening
1:25:16
injury. Oh, thank God. Mm -hmm. He's following
1:25:24
a car accident during the NFL summer break. Ugh.
1:25:28
There you go. We'll get the Ryan Clark. I got
1:25:35
it. We'll get the Ryan Clark. Harry is crying.
1:25:41
And like this show, for three years, bro, we
1:25:44
never shied away from any topic. Yeah, because
1:25:48
all you did was make it about rice because you're
1:25:50
simple. We never shied away from tackling. Anything.
1:25:55
Not at all. All he talked about was race. We
1:25:58
did this year. Because I knew I couldn't have
1:26:03
no beef. I knew I couldn't. God, he's selling
1:26:06
money. Come on. Respond. To disrespect. Right?
1:26:13
Even though you disrespected Peter Schrager on
1:26:15
the show. You douchebag. Shut up. I knew, for
1:26:20
lack of a better word, I couldn't be too black.
1:26:23
Of course, everything about black. Even though
1:26:27
Stephen A. Smith is there and Henry Perkins and
1:26:31
all the African Americans that play sports that
1:26:34
are on TV. Oh, because of you. Show your ass.
1:26:41
Here he is crying. You know. Yeah, bitch. Such
1:26:50
crocodile tears. Those seem better. Crying at
1:26:53
a porno. A whiz me? Shut up! He's like, so...
1:26:58
I can't listen to this. He's so... He's so dramatic.
1:27:01
Gee. I wonder why they got rid of you. You're
1:27:03
so riveting. That was good stuff. Moron. Hey,
1:27:13
y 'all. Hey, y 'all. Motherfuckers. Oh, gee!
1:27:18
I'm gonna kill us. Yo, yo, let's go. No more
1:27:50
lies, no more disguise He got the receipts, callin'
1:27:54
out the spies Morning shows faker than they last
1:27:57
at six Producers ghostwrite, hosts rate the scripts
1:28:00
Interns runnin' miles, unpaid trips While the
1:28:03
suits sip coffee, countin' clicks He's the voice
1:28:06
of the FM fizz Mic in hands, cuttin' souvenirs
1:28:10
Pullin' cards, no regard for Korea's broadcast
1:28:13
assassin, they all in tears. Jingle, jingling,
1:28:17
fake concerts ringing. Same time, 40, same song
1:28:20
singing. Corporate puppets, strings all clinging.
1:28:23
Poppy's here and the tea's still stinging. Oh,
1:28:33
yeah. 856 -4900. 10 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3.
1:28:42
You can turn to me at Ryan Harvey Radio. Can
1:28:45
you tell? I have more energy today. I swam yesterday.
1:28:52
I'm getting fat. That's why I don't film this
1:28:54
show. I'm hideous. And I feel a little better
1:28:57
after swimming. All right. So in radio news today.
1:29:07
I cannot believe the media fell for this. But
1:29:10
then again, the media never ceases to amaze me.
1:29:17
So there's a guy who's a nepo baby who's really
1:29:20
unfunny. He represents the downfall of the Howard
1:29:23
Stern Show known as John Blin. He's got everything
1:29:27
he has because of his chest fund and who his
1:29:30
parents are. And there's rumors, the unofficial
1:29:34
rumors from, I think, the Sun and whatever, that
1:29:36
Howard Stern laid off him, Benji, Mehmet, Mike
1:29:40
Tran. And John Blitz doing a new routine where
1:29:45
he's filming himself pretending to work at Old
1:29:48
Navy and the media is saying that that's his
1:29:50
new job. The dude's worth millions. He ain't
1:29:52
there. Do some research, you morons! And here's
1:29:57
my homie! I have nothing in common with him.
1:30:03
I really don't agree with his opinions, but I
1:30:08
love the guy! Mike Gallagher from Salem Media
1:30:13
Group. Heard it in like a hundred cities! Here
1:30:16
he is talking about show prep. Show prep, I think
1:30:19
all of us would admit, is now... truly 24 -7
1:30:23
with social media. There was a time, first years
1:30:27
out of the gate for me, it was an hour or two
1:30:30
before the show, you'd prep and you'd look at
1:30:32
the front page of the Dayton Daily News and you'd...
1:30:34
Oh yeah, the Dayton Daily News, an inside reference.
1:30:38
...articles and you'd do, not anymore. Now it's
1:30:40
something you see at midnight on X. Yeah, I'm
1:30:43
doing the prep 24 -7. I love me some Mike Gallagher.
1:30:47
Maybe not his political opinions, but him as
1:30:49
a man, he's the man. And that's what life is
1:30:53
about. I don't agree with the guy. Besides the
1:30:57
fact that Joe Biden should not have been president.
1:31:00
But I still like the guy, even though we have
1:31:03
different opinions. news it's the place we arrive
1:31:18
from the beach to the bay and the city's crazy
1:31:20
moves we got stories hotter than the floor of
1:31:23
the grooves We knew this afternoon eight people
1:31:49
have been arrested following a four -day sexual
1:31:51
crimes operation in Zephyr Hills. It's where
1:31:55
you get your rocks off. You go to Zephyr Hills
1:31:57
and have some water. And then have to pee before
1:32:00
you ejaculate. Police say that investigation
1:32:02
targeted people allegedly seeking sexual contact
1:32:05
with minors. Yeah, that's gross. Yo, lizards!
1:32:12
At 11, a Tampa woman is sharing a message of
1:32:15
safety tonight after she says a man followed
1:32:18
and took pictures of her while running on Bayshore
1:32:20
Boulevard. Loser! How does it feel that you're
1:32:26
a loser? She says it's happened a few times and...
1:32:29
Yeah, you know, it's gotta suck being a hot -ass
1:32:33
woman! Now she's filed a police report. Fox 13's
1:32:37
Brianna Arredondo joins us from the newsroom.
1:32:39
Brianna, this young woman also shared her experience
1:32:41
on social media. Yes, she did, Haley. Her TikTok
1:32:44
videos got a lot of attention. Whatever you do,
1:32:47
you boom. Carry a gun, I would suggest that.
1:32:51
A Florida postal worker is facing charges this
1:32:53
morning, but you gotta listen to this. Accused
1:32:55
of stealing cats along her delivery route. Adorable!
1:33:01
Lord, I would hate you, bitch! This is patchy.
1:33:04
All right, so now she's stealing cats. She looks
1:33:07
like a crazy cat lady. Mm -hmm. We have an update
1:33:10
for you this noon on a deadly shooting overnight
1:33:12
at a strip club in Tampa. Hell yeah! There's
1:33:15
another night in Tampa! They're out of control
1:33:20
over there! A bunch of tampons! Mm -hmm. This
1:33:23
happened just after midnight at the Emperor's
1:33:25
Gentleman's Club on Adamo Drive. I've been there
1:33:28
before. Oh, it was so lit! And all the women
1:33:32
were hot. Tampa police tell us a man who was
1:33:35
kicked out of part of the club then went into
1:33:37
an area that was closed to the public. Remember
1:33:40
when you used to go to strip clubs at like 2
1:33:41
a .m.? You'd be like in downtown St. Pete. You
1:33:44
know, let's go to a strip club and pay 45 bucks
1:33:47
just to Uber there. Oh, 2016. Mm -hmm. A day
1:33:52
after Elon Musk rolled out his driverless taxi
1:33:55
service right here in Tampa, it looks like one
1:33:57
robo -taxi made a wrong turn. If you're riding
1:34:03
that, you're putting your life on the line. Oh,
1:34:06
you are! Aren't you ever! Just putting your life
1:34:10
on the line. We'll get to Jeffrey Knight in a
1:34:13
second. Tampa Mayor. You know what the problem
1:34:17
is? I'll have some topics that I make into videos
1:34:20
so I get very passionate about it before. And
1:34:24
it's like in the moment I had to do it. But first,
1:34:26
here we go. I just load. That was my karma. The
1:34:33
video's not loading. That's my karma. Damn it.
1:34:39
We were doing so good. Did the internet go out?
1:34:41
What's going on here? Here we go. And during
1:34:44
these hot summer months, and especially when
1:34:46
snowbirds aren't around for the season, people's
1:34:48
air conditioners can be hit by thieves for the
1:34:51
valuable metals inside. Yeah, you know. Mm -hmm.
1:34:54
And the thieves known as Duke Energy. Kiss my
1:34:58
ass. That's exactly what St. Pete Police say
1:35:01
has been happening this week. New tonight, 10
1:35:04
Tampa Bay News reporter Annie Crawl joins us.
1:35:06
Live in the impacted Shore Acres neighborhood
1:35:10
after hearing from police about other houses
1:35:13
that It sounds like a lot of people are fired
1:35:16
up about this on social media. That's right,
1:35:20
Moran. Man, the local news has to work on a five
1:35:24
second delay. And there's a man behind bars tonight
1:35:27
after what police tell us was a theft of an air
1:35:30
conditioning compressor in this Shore Acres area.
1:35:33
Now, man, Shore Acres can never catch a break.
1:35:38
First of all, it always floods over there. Of
1:35:44
course, detectives are also telling us that he
1:35:46
did have one case of burglary that he's charged
1:35:48
with. All right, so there you go. He's a loser.
1:35:51
Looks like a Celtic listener. All right. Let's
1:35:54
talk about Scientology. I am so sick and tired
1:35:57
of this area. Stemp it for them. You're all losers.
1:36:00
Happy Hot Topic. Well, a new effort tonight from
1:36:05
some Clearwater neighbors who don't want the
1:36:06
Church of Scientology to have control over South
1:36:09
Garden Avenue. Why would you? They're on call,
1:36:12
number one. And number two, they helped cover
1:36:14
up rape. But, oh, they got money. And that's
1:36:20
what's wrong with the Tampa area. As long as
1:36:22
you have money, you can do whatever. City Council
1:36:25
approved that move in a narrow 3 -2 vote. That's
1:36:29
very narrow. Order Andy Payton explains what's
1:36:33
happening and how Scientologists are now responding.
1:36:37
by saying we're losers that's the only response
1:36:41
you should hear from them you're all dorks 68
1:36:44
469 470 okay i didn't actually walk all of that
1:36:49
but you get the point this block of south garden
1:36:52
avenue is only 470 feet that's roughly 0 .09
1:36:57
miles however this little block thank you is
1:37:00
causing quite a big stir Last month, the city
1:37:03
of Clearwater decided to hand over this portion
1:37:06
of South Garden that had previously been valued
1:37:08
at $1 .4 million. You know, once Scientology
1:37:12
gets it, they'll make all the money. Free of
1:37:15
charge to the Church of Scientology for its long
1:37:18
-proposed L. Ron Hubbard Hall. Ew, gross! You're
1:37:22
all my fellow others, and you're in a cult! An
1:37:25
auditorium and event space that would be a centerpiece
1:37:28
for its downtown Clearwater headquarters. Whatever.
1:37:30
My uncle, for the rest of the piece, who lived
1:37:32
in L .A., had a roommate that joined the cult
1:37:34
35, 40 years ago and tried to leave and people
1:37:37
stalked him. So when I would go to L .A., I wasn't
1:37:41
allowed to look them in the eye at Hollywood
1:37:43
Boulevard. And this area simps for them. Why
1:37:46
in the world would someone give up a downtown
1:37:48
street? That's the exact opposite of what you
1:37:52
do when you're trying to grow a downtown resident.
1:37:54
Hell yeah. I agree. Spend close to two hours
1:37:58
in public comment discussing the move. There
1:38:00
are a lot of people here in the city who are
1:38:03
concerned about Scientology's actions down. Of
1:38:07
course, but they have money and that's all that
1:38:10
matters. And that's all this area cares about.
1:38:13
That ain't the coverage you're going to get out
1:38:15
of the Pinellas podcast. Marco's going to be
1:38:17
like. Could it be good for the area? Could it
1:38:22
not be good for the area? I say the opinion's
1:38:24
here! I'll say it like it is! I have no problem
1:38:28
with the guy, I just feel like saying that. Alright,
1:38:30
what's going on right here? I just... Fallout
1:38:39
Friday morning. Young, Vieira, and Clinton are
1:38:42
voting no. One day after the city council and
1:38:45
the community redevelopment agency put new roadblocks
1:38:47
in front of the raise proposal, the response
1:38:49
came quickly in a social media post. Mayor Jane
1:38:55
Castor called the votes quote beyond frustrating
1:38:57
and said some of the council members seem intent
1:39:00
on killing the raise plan even before negotiations
1:39:02
are done. If this was such a great plan, why
1:39:07
doesn't that check it? Notice can Babby pay for
1:39:13
it then? If it's so great and wonderful, why
1:39:17
don't you guys do a Florida loan and do four
1:39:19
payments? Douche. All right, let's talk. Frickin'
1:39:31
Jeffrey Knight is douchebagging this stupid lawyer.
1:39:33
We do begin here first up tonight as the hearing
1:39:36
wrapped up late this afternoon. Good evening.
1:39:38
Welcome to Tampa Bay 28 News at 5. I'm Paul Legron.
1:39:41
I'm surprised the local news even talked about
1:39:44
it. Everybody simps for three things in this
1:39:46
area. Mike Alta, Scientology, and Jeffrey Knight.
1:39:53
Lauren St. Germain, thanks for joining us. Jeffrey
1:39:56
Knight faces multiple charges for leaving the
1:39:58
scene of a boating crash after last year's crash.
1:40:03
Why'd you leave the scene? You had nothing to
1:40:04
hide. If you were not anything, you were so sober
1:40:08
because you blew the FWC test, which means you
1:40:11
never have to get tested for any drugs. He was
1:40:13
so sober that Jeffrey Knight, he had nothing
1:40:16
in his body. One person was killed and several
1:40:22
others were hurt. Can you imagine if it was reversed
1:40:25
and the Hispanic family took his life? Oh, everybody
1:40:28
would have seen Carl Ice, Ford and Jeffrey Nye,
1:40:31
Kenny Owens, Downtown St. Pete. Kiss my ass,
1:40:35
you dumb boomer. Hermea Sargent covers Clearwater
1:40:38
in North Pinellas County, and she was in today's
1:40:41
hearing where his attorneys told the court they
1:40:43
need more time. Of course you need more time,
1:40:46
because you got no defense, because you're a
1:40:48
guilty jackass. And the problem is, this area
1:40:52
is safe for him, so they'll give him more time.
1:40:55
I don't care. You have no proof that you're innocent.
1:40:59
Who else did it? This trial is set to start in
1:41:02
next February, but again, it's... Trashing it
1:41:05
back in that jackass. Who at least, one good
1:41:10
part of Kevin Haisley, is he stopped using just
1:41:13
for men and just embraced that he's a stupid
1:41:15
old bummer. Mm -hmm. How do you say that's not
1:41:17
enough time here? That's plenty of time. You
1:41:20
got seven months to come up with a reason why
1:41:22
you're not a jackass douchebag. Lauren Paul,
1:41:27
that's because they say they're missing key pieces
1:41:29
of evidence, which are the Coast Guard records.
1:41:31
Records. Oh, I love this woman's actions. She
1:41:34
cute. Say they're going to help Mr. Knight's
1:41:37
case and also that the Coast Guard did review
1:41:38
evidence. So it's really important to have those
1:41:41
records. They say they've sent out subpoenas
1:41:43
to the Coast Guards, haven't heard anything back,
1:41:45
even enlisting the help of people like Florida's
1:41:47
attorney general and saying they're going to
1:41:48
send out. If he was me, if I took that family's
1:41:52
life, everybody would be freaking covering it.
1:41:55
I'd get 10 years in jail. Oh, he owns Janice
1:41:59
live. Oh, he gave it to his son. You know, he's
1:42:01
telling his son what to do because his son's
1:42:02
a dumb nepo baby. Oh, but he owns downtown St.
1:42:05
Pete. Let him get away with it. Screw you. Penis
1:42:09
again. Meanwhile, you have the family of the
1:42:11
man that died, Jose Castro. They're inside the
1:42:14
courtroom. They're listening to all of this.
1:42:15
And I've had that family reach out to me and
1:42:17
thank me for covering this because no one else
1:42:20
in Tampa does because they don't want to piss
1:42:22
off Janice live because they want to give away
1:42:24
free tickets on the radio. No crap. They spoke
1:42:28
with us afterwards and said the whole thing's
1:42:29
just been incredibly jarring. Oh, Jeffrey, you're
1:42:32
such a douche. I don't care what you do in life,
1:42:35
Jeffrey. You'll always be a loser. All the Reddit
1:42:39
topics about your sketchy past. You're a douche.
1:42:42
And I hate you. All right, whatever. You know
1:42:49
how many people reached out to me last year when
1:42:51
I was the only person covering it? And there's
1:42:55
so many stories I know. But I can't say it. I
1:43:00
have no proof it's true. Whatever you think,
1:43:04
I don't know, Jeffrey. I know. How you hired
1:43:10
such honorable people for your cable service
1:43:13
in the 90s. Shut your ass. All right. Time for
1:43:20
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1:43:44
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1:43:49
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1:44:08
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1:44:21
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1:44:45
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1:44:48
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1:44:51
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so now I'm back To do what I was doing before
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I even knew how to rap Follow you round, find
1:56:34
out where you hiding at Okay, tell you off, turn
1:56:36
around, make you bad Now the fact tell, wherever
1:56:40
you blow up with Charlie Try to attack me, I
1:56:43
get on some stick up shit Say it's a golden,
1:56:46
running your crib Lay you on the floor, put your
1:56:49
polio with it You know what to say, it's only
1:56:53
open that safe You even lower that quick, okay
1:56:57
See around the way I'm known for doin' homies,
1:57:00
baby All types of grindin' niggas, niggas, you
1:57:03
lamey About business, gotta get it, pimpin' up
1:57:06
about money That's what'll happen if this rappin'
1:57:09
shit don't work out for me Rap don't work, it's
1:57:12
back to the block I'm in the kitchen, in the
1:57:14
kitchen, nigga cookin' the rock We make it pop,
1:57:17
pop, I'm goin' to pop Now what it do, what it
1:57:21
do, we ready to rock I keep faith on my mind,
1:57:25
stay on the grind You never catch a hustle or
1:57:28
struggle and that's out of line I'm steady flippin'
1:57:30
dippin', flippin' dippin', flippin' dimes And
1:57:33
I bet you I ain't with a chopper, ain't precise,
1:57:35
it ain't mine Feel cocky, squeeze, I ain't gon'
1:57:38
talk about it I treat this money like the bop
1:57:41
and never leave without it Yeah, if you got it,
1:57:44
and I'm feelin' like I want it bad I'll stick
1:57:46
his ass up fast for that little cash Give it
1:57:49
up, you want it done right, better do it yourself
1:57:52
The more mix you hit it with, the quicker it
1:57:55
melt I'm in the telly with some baggies in the
1:57:58
digital. Digital. County in the back mixing up
1:58:01
the chemicals. Yeah. If rap don't work, a nigga
1:58:04
still gotta eat. What? You wanna be the big booger,
1:58:07
keep a lot of heat. Yeah. Keepin' my baby mama,
1:58:10
keep it in the baby seat. Show money, blow money,
1:58:13
yeah, all the week. Rap don't work. It's back
1:58:16
to the block. I'm in the kitchen, in the kitchen,
1:58:19
in the cook, in the rock. We make it. We ready
1:58:26
to rock, rock. If rap don't work, I ain't finna
1:58:30
trip. I'ma take it to the block and shop another
1:58:33
zip. Fat rat sitting back watching growth dip.
1:58:37
$100 bills busting out the money clip. Another
1:58:41
hit, check the spins on the BDS. I'm a star and
1:58:45
they ain't seen me on the TV yet. If it's wet,
1:58:48
I'ma make it flip. Rap don't work, it's back
1:58:51
out of town taking trips. Hey, Mooney, I see
1:58:56
you got your buzz up, but if rapping don't work
1:58:58
for you, what you gon' do? Back to the block,
1:59:00
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and I appreciate your kindness. Miss right, baby,
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if you like, I get you rather than nice Put you
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in them blue and cute peekaboo Jimmy Choo's,
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if there's a problem, I zone you Ain't got a
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problem, she's too fine The way she works her
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body, man, it's blowing my mind I know I'm not
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gonna be okay if she leaves But now she's got
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me looking and she's staring at me My situation's
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changed, I'm caught up in a mistake Closer In
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a game that I can't win, how am I gonna get up?
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Cause as I can't resist, she's too fine She's
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so fine She's too fine We'll see you next time.
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Outro Music Outro Music is rolling dim, eardrums
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mixed in hoppy like fingers without rings, DHS
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to FM, shoutouts hit the street, but soon the
2:06:51
sound will vanish like shadows in the heat, oh
2:06:53
the hoppy hour is coming to a close, radio waves
2:06:57
fading like a wilting rose, laughter and joy
2:07:00
dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm
2:07:18
Now it's time to face the silence like the TV
2:07:20
on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so
2:07:23
divine The void left in our hearts wider than
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a canyon line LINE Empty speakers silenced by
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becoming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
2:07:37
round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and japs he's
2:07:40
our daily grind Now silence louder than the thoughts
2:07:43
we can't rewind Hold the Hoppy out or it's over
2:07:50
laughter and joy is all it is And like that,
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he's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
2:08:33
poop. I'll catch you in the next, and we'll call
2:08:36
it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
2:08:49
is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
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is closing.