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Whackhead Prank: A web of lies · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous prank call.
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  Speaker 3: From Darren Wackhead Simpson ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Just a quick mention not just listening outside of our
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  Speaker 1: territory from kase it in Lee sa is, Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 1: also listening. I live in escort in case it in Vanessa.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning from a snowy Amsterdam. How's itt Vanessa? And
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  Speaker 1: Luke from a very hot Qatar, Good morning afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so listen, this prank just happened last week and
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  Speaker 1: this is a throwback Thursday today. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: missed it, a load of we're talking about a lot
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to hear it again. So here we go.
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  Speaker 1: So this weekend the game happened man you versus Arsenal.
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  Speaker 1: I'm my story and sure what a result for men you.
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  Speaker 1: So these guys were going off to the game South
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  Speaker 1: African Boys Boys week and so look they got to
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  Speaker 1: this is what they told the one guy, the weakest
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  Speaker 1: link in the chain. They said, listen, we've all applied
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  Speaker 1: for our visas. We've scaled themed our visas because a
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  Speaker 1: tourist visa. This was a trip that just came on
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  Speaker 1: the fly. Hey, guys, we've got four tickets. Should we go.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, but we're not going to get visas.
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  Speaker 1: So they told him, listen, if you go via via,
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  Speaker 1: you get a business visa, emergency business meeting, you can go.
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  Speaker 1: So they told him his whole story stitched them all up,
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  Speaker 1: and then they said, listen, Immigration has called. They've called
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  Speaker 1: all of us because they suspect this thing is not lacker.
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  Speaker 1: You've lied on your visa. So we now that all
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  Speaker 1: three of the other guys have been called and they've
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  Speaker 1: passed with flying colors, Immigration is going to call you
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  Speaker 1: from the British consulate and don't let the team downe
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  Speaker 1: a man, it's now resting on you. If you messed
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  Speaker 1: this up, no one's going to go watch Man U
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  Speaker 1: v the Arsenal. A lot of pressure on one man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so this is what happened.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, these guys are going off on a Willigan trip.
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  Speaker 3: For two days and they had to pull the fast
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  Speaker 3: ones to try.
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  Speaker 2: And get their visas.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so they going to watch Arsenal and Man United
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  Speaker 1: play this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Our travel agent said they're too late for just for
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  Speaker 2: a normal visa without any business commitments.
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  Speaker 3: So what we did is they contacted one of our
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  Speaker 3: supplieres in Cambridge and there gave us a letter of
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  Speaker 3: invitation and PA booked accommodation in Cambridge and.
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  Speaker 2: Then canceled this and all of that information was forwarded
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  Speaker 2: through to the British Embassy or the visas.
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  Speaker 3: Our travel agent also depots the flights information because the
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  Speaker 3: flights includes the flight to heatstro and then another flight
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  Speaker 3: on to Manchester, so they cut Manchester.
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  Speaker 1: Fly for the tour of the stadium. I'm looking for
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  Speaker 1: mister Linar please, mister was down to your entry visa specialist,
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  Speaker 1: British Embassy. Good morning. So the reason for my call
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  Speaker 1: is I'm phoning about your visa, your business visa that
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  Speaker 1: was approved.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: So you are off to the UK on business? What business?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you've got a supplier over there called your mess
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  Speaker 4: for a meeting and introduction, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and that will be from which day? Which day
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  Speaker 1: is the meeting?
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  Speaker 4: I'm flying on Friday and then Tuesday night.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I just need to remind you that this telephone
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  Speaker 1: call is recorded, right. The purpose you say is strictly business.
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  Speaker 5: Your intro meeting, okay, and that is where in Cambridge
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  Speaker 5: in Cambridge, okay, London, Cambridge, London.
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  Speaker 1: You I'm aware of Cambridges Or you're meeting on a
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  Speaker 1: Saturday and a Sunday. Correct, Okay, it's the business open
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday and Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean we're meeting with the guys purely because
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  Speaker 4: the time we can get to them.
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  Speaker 1: And are you're coming back obviously to your job here correct. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Then this leads me to my next question. We've got
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  Speaker 1: the flat details. Why is your flight final destination Manchester?
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  Speaker 4: Our flight final Manchester?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I don't have any myinary, not the itinerary that
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  Speaker 5: you gave us.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't have that because, as you could possibly understand,
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  Speaker 1: is so while you send us an itinerary, we access
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  Speaker 1: the flight records as well, so we see that as
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  Speaker 1: your final destination is Manchester. Can you explain that? Firstly? Please?
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  Speaker 1: There's three other people that you will be traveling with
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  Speaker 1: as well, three other males.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's.
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  Speaker 1: How do you explain the Manchester when clearly you've already
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  Speaker 1: told me your meeting is happening in London.
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  Speaker 2: So we are, I mean, we've been we're going began
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  Speaker 2: to see.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it's.
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  Speaker 5: That card.
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  Speaker 3: Actually I'm sorry, I don't actually know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going on there with.
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  Speaker 4: I need to find out exactly why they've changed things.
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  Speaker 1: In Okay, So let me get this clear. You are
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  Speaker 1: traveling to England for four days and you don't really
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  Speaker 1: know what you are up to. No, no, not at all.
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  Speaker 2: That's on what I'm playing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why they would be an additional platform
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  Speaker 3: here around there, I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Brains for master.
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  Speaker 2: I can find out for you.
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  Speaker 4: I can only be honest in terms of where and
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  Speaker 4: what the guys about the additional information.
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  Speaker 1: For Are you prepared to reveal to me what your
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  Speaker 1: actual intentions are in the United Kingdom?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 1: You mention?
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  Speaker 4: I really really, I'm under the impression that we're going
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  Speaker 4: to go unless the.
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  Speaker 2: Guys of book coming after the surprise.
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  Speaker 4: For me find out that being very secretive around what
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  Speaker 4: they tream and everything as well, So I can I
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  Speaker 4: can really find out and and and and and I
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  Speaker 4: mean to kind of find out netally what's happening on
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  Speaker 4: our side.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. Are you getting married? Is this some
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  Speaker 1: sort of bachelor's surprise that you're expecting.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, not at all, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm already currently married Okay, do you support any football
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  Speaker 1: teams A lot?
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  Speaker 4: A big fan, that's what you mean.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more rugby. Okay, you're not a big football fan,
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  Speaker 1: you say, but not not really, not at all. Who
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  Speaker 1: would your favorite team be?
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  Speaker 4: Hm, probably my cousin favorite team out between, I'm goose
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  Speaker 4: to be Chelsea also when.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you're not a big football fan, but you
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  Speaker 1: would go to great expense to fly to England for
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  Speaker 1: four days to go and watch an Arsenal Manchester United game.
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  Speaker 2: I've got look been into one before.
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  Speaker 1: Now, okay, so this one this weekend is going to
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  Speaker 1: be your first one? Correct? So you are going to
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  Speaker 1: a football game?
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  Speaker 2: I am locked it on a hold of one ship.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's gon Stocking.
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  Speaker 1: So four people are going to the United Kingdom and
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  Speaker 1: you have no idea what you're actually going there for.
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  Speaker 2: That's what not going with us? Called him out to
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  Speaker 2: cheapers in the meeting.
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh boy, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Are we going to a football man?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: The different.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna trouble.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so the guy, Yeah, they're they're doing a football man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Judging by your picture, you seem quite big
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  Speaker 1: in stature. Yeah, all right, are you part of the
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  Speaker 1: Red Army. Sorry that the Red Army.
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  Speaker 2: Red Army.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't know what the Red Army is the
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  Speaker 1: Red Army. What it sounds like is the four of
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  Speaker 1: you are football hooligans and you are going for the
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  Speaker 1: big game between Arsenal.
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  Speaker 2: I promise you, I'm not a football league at all.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a I'm a.
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  Speaker 2: Middle age family man, a little bit a big I'm
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  Speaker 2: not a very crazy, like a three stable, solid family man.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly there's been a call for Arms for all their
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  Speaker 1: supporters club members to come through and help with the
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  Speaker 1: pre arranged fight that is happening, which we are totally
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  Speaker 1: aware of two hours before the game.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think you can go into my Facebook. I don't
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  Speaker 4: even have a light to the favorite club or anything
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 1: The moment you've been caught out line that's a fact here.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going for business reasons. Sure, Yeah, you have
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  Speaker 1: to see an Arsenal Manchester United game. Stop the lies,
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  Speaker 1: Stop the lies, Stop the lies. Okay, I'm done with
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  Speaker 1: the lies. I'm done with the lies. Okay I'm inclined
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  Speaker 1: to do at this stage, is deny all for visas? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Told me to be the cause of that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, look, clearly your three friends were going to
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  Speaker 1: do something nice for you, and you went and ruined
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  Speaker 1: the party, didn't you. Oh I feel terrible. Sorry, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you with your big mouth, right, your big mouth got
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  Speaker 1: got the whole party, canceled everybody out of the pool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah sure, yeah. So what you're doing this weekend? What
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  Speaker 1: am I doing? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Probably staying time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm too good at my job. I'm too good?
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  Speaker 2: Are you?
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  Speaker 1: It's wicked Simpson.
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  Speaker 4: That's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sweating, brother? Are you sweating? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I'll I'll be big.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me how's the heart rate?
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  Speaker 2: But yes, let's take market.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going home now, Yes,