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I fell and it hurt. · 12 Minutes of Nonsense

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SPEAKER_00: So, welcome back to another episode of 12 Minutes of Nonsense.
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SPEAKER_00: I am aware that it has been a long ass time since I've done one of these.
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SPEAKER_00: It's been a lot going on.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry that y'all I hope.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, like, look, I know that y'all might have missed me.
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SPEAKER_00: And I'm sorry for that, man.
0:18
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just been it's been a busy little time.
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SPEAKER_00: I had I had my birthday, and uh, and that was really fun.
0:26
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
0:27
SPEAKER_00: Uh my girl got me a massage, and I went and wrote some go-karts, and I crashed a go-kart, and then I went and visited my mom's.
0:36
SPEAKER_00: Um, and that was dope.
0:38
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
0:39
SPEAKER_00: Like that was that was a ton of fun.
0:41
SPEAKER_00: I got a new tattoo.
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SPEAKER_00: I got a uh I got Raphael on my chest.
0:48
SPEAKER_00: I already have Mikey, and I got Raphael, and uh and uh I'm gonna try and get the other two, Leonardo and Donatello, at some point here.
0:58
SPEAKER_00: They're expensive, but my nephew did my Rafael for free, and he he killed it.
1:02
SPEAKER_00: He actually did a he had he did a really good job.
1:04
SPEAKER_00: So thank you, Soren, for that.
1:07
SPEAKER_00: Um what else happened?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh I went to uh I but I fail.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
1:13
SPEAKER_00: Uh that happened.
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SPEAKER_00: I I busted my ass.
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SPEAKER_00: And I it wasn't even like like uh like I wasn't even trying to do nothing.
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SPEAKER_00: Like it wasn't like I was like, oh man, I'm gonna try and do a backflip or something like that.
1:24
SPEAKER_00: No, I was walking with uh with a with a with a caramel macchiato, and I stepped off of a curve, and my ankle buckled, and then I busted my ass.
1:35
SPEAKER_00: Um and then I almost called the ambulance, but I didn't.
1:40
SPEAKER_00: Um and then I and I and it was it was on the way to the goddamn airport.
1:43
SPEAKER_00: Like I'm already I'm like, man, that's what pissed me off.
1:46
SPEAKER_00: Like the fact that I had to get on a plane, hobble the fuck up, and then sit in them cramped ass seats and shit.
1:55
SPEAKER_00: And my shit's still fucked up today.
1:57
SPEAKER_00: I did that like almost a month ago, and my shit is still raggedy as hell.
2:02
SPEAKER_00: Ankle, it was it was gross too, man.
2:04
SPEAKER_00: I it was it was all bruised the hell up.
2:06
SPEAKER_00: Uh and then I also I just got back from Detroit.
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SPEAKER_00: I was in the Detroit Comedy Festival, and that was fun.
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SPEAKER_00: I I was I was I liked Detroit.
2:17
SPEAKER_00: Um, Detroit was fun.
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SPEAKER_00: It was it was kind of sad, it was kind of run down, you know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Because everything used to be there, and now it's not a lot there.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, but you know, it was good.
2:31
SPEAKER_00: It was a it was a fun comedy festival.
2:33
SPEAKER_00: Got to do the got to do a couple spots, got to do the um, what's it called?
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SPEAKER_00: Um the mic drop comedy.
2:41
SPEAKER_00: I've done a bunch of the mic drop comedy clubs, um, but I have not done, I had not done the Detroit one until I just did it.
2:48
SPEAKER_00: And that was fun.
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SPEAKER_00: That was fun.
2:50
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, man, that's what's really been going on.
2:56
SPEAKER_00: You know, that's what's really been going on with me.
2:59
SPEAKER_00: Um what's going on with y'all, man?
3:02
SPEAKER_00: What's going on with y'all?
3:04
SPEAKER_00: Um look, I know that I don't talk about politics a lot, but damn it, can we stop acting like the fact that Trump is regularly shitting his pants is like okay?
3:17
SPEAKER_00: Like, come like I don't like like normalize a lot of things, okay?
3:22
SPEAKER_00: Normalize a lot of things, normalize people having mental issues and you know, people normalize listening to women and and normalize things of that nature, but let's not normalize being the president and shitting your pants and not saying nothing.
3:39
SPEAKER_00: Not saying nothing, like bruh.
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SPEAKER_00: At least come out and say, yo, I got a bow issue.
3:46
SPEAKER_00: Um, it happened bad back in the day.
3:49
SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm old as hell.
3:52
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I'm gonna shit my pants, okay?
3:56
SPEAKER_00: Like, at least say that.
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SPEAKER_00: Because, like, if you just shit your pants and then act like you ain't shit your pants, motherfuckers know that you shit your pants.
4:05
SPEAKER_00: Why?
4:06
SPEAKER_00: Because you shit your pants.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay?
4:09
SPEAKER_00: Because that's what happened.
4:10
SPEAKER_00: Like, you shit your pants.
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SPEAKER_00: Every time I've shit my pants, I was aware that I shit my pants.
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SPEAKER_00: And if somebody asked me, hey dog, did you shit your pants?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna lie and say, no, I didn't shit my pants.
4:22
SPEAKER_00: Why?
4:22
SPEAKER_00: Because I shit my pants, man.
4:25
SPEAKER_00: You shit your pants, bruh.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay?
4:29
SPEAKER_00: You shit your pants.
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SPEAKER_00: And I I don't I don't like the fact that he just not even saying nothing bad about like nothing about it.
4:38
SPEAKER_00: And every like I want to hear up, like, why have I not heard one single reporter be like, hey Trump, man, let me ask you a question.
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SPEAKER_00: Why you keep shitting your pants, honey?
4:48
SPEAKER_00: Like, I have not heard that question be posed at all by anybody.
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SPEAKER_00: Out of all the interviews, not one single person has been like, bruh, it seems to me like you've repeatedly shit your pants, okay?
5:03
SPEAKER_00: Is is that true?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, we have you on camera straight shitting your pants, straight leak, dookie leaking, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: And and and and I just need to know, like, what why is that happening?
5:15
SPEAKER_00: Is it is it that you old?
5:17
SPEAKER_00: Is it that you just got something going on?
5:19
SPEAKER_00: Do is the McDonald's catching up with you?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, do you just have a wide open sphincter?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, what is what is the reason for the pants shitting?
5:30
SPEAKER_00: Because because we can see you shit your pants.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, everybody knows that you shit in your pants.
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SPEAKER_00: We watching you shit your pants.
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SPEAKER_00: So, like, at least ignor let's acknowledge this, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: Let's acknowledge that you have shitty pants, that you are a pants shitter, and then let's move on.
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SPEAKER_00: Let's let's let's let's go somewhere else after that, you know?
5:54
SPEAKER_00: We don't we don't gotta stay on this, we don't gotta harp on this.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
5:58
SPEAKER_00: But let's not act like you're not shitting your pants, homie.
6:01
SPEAKER_00: And I ain't heard not one single reporter ask him this motherfucking question.
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SPEAKER_00: And that's irritating to me.
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SPEAKER_00: And like, and here's the thing, even even people who are around him, like I ain't heard like Elon Musk or or or Joe Rogan or or any or anybody, Dana White, anybody who's been around uh JD V, anybody who's been around him for any length of time has not come out and say, like, yeah, man.
6:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he he he be shitting his pants sometime, dog.
6:33
SPEAKER_00: Like it's crazy work.
6:35
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
6:36
SPEAKER_00: But he be shitting his pants.
6:38
SPEAKER_00: Because we see him shit his pants, and I just I just like like it pissed me off because now the over office, the over office 100% guarantee it smelled like shit.
6:48
SPEAKER_00: It smelled like he shit his pants in that over office two times that we saw.
6:52
SPEAKER_00: And so that's just two times that we saw.
6:54
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
6:55
SPEAKER_00: So it's happened more than that.
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SPEAKER_00: Which means that there's a there's a hint of shit.
7:01
SPEAKER_00: There's a hint of shit at least in that over office.
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SPEAKER_00: And not an over, like, and that never leaves.
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SPEAKER_00: That that hint, that shit hint, that's gonna be there forever.
7:11
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
7:11
SPEAKER_00: That hinty shit is gonna be there for fucking for the it's it's there for the gusto.
7:15
SPEAKER_00: And I just I don't I don't I don't fuck with that.
7:18
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
7:19
SPEAKER_00: I don't fuck with that.
7:22
SPEAKER_00: God damn it.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, pant shitty McGee.
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SPEAKER_00: Gross.
7:28
SPEAKER_00: Um, what else is going on?
7:31
SPEAKER_00: What else?
7:32
SPEAKER_00: What else is going on in these things?
7:34
SPEAKER_00: Um, I I did here's here's one thing.
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SPEAKER_00: I uh I did headline a comedy club in uh it's called the Stand Up Comedy Club, it's in Bellflower.
7:45
SPEAKER_00: I headlined it and we damn near sold that bitch out.
7:48
SPEAKER_00: So to all the other comedy clubs around the country, your mama, how about that?
7:53
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
7:54
SPEAKER_00: Like y'all ain't booking me.
7:55
SPEAKER_00: And and and what happens when I get booked is I almost sell it out because motherfuckers like me.
8:00
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like motherfuckers like me, dawg.
8:03
SPEAKER_00: Fucking y'all need to be booking me.
8:06
SPEAKER_00: Y'all need to make another I hope video for these for these fuck boys and girls.
8:11
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
8:12
SPEAKER_00: Because this that bullshit, man.
8:14
SPEAKER_00: This right here is that bullshit.
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SPEAKER_00: Y'all ain't y'all ain't gonna book me.
8:17
SPEAKER_00: You bastards?
8:19
SPEAKER_00: Fucking crazy, man.
8:21
SPEAKER_00: Fucking crazy.
8:22
SPEAKER_00: It's insane.
8:24
SPEAKER_00: I got a show tomorrow uh tomorrow night, actually, Friday night, uh, in um where is it at?
8:32
SPEAKER_00: Papooses and Punchlines, I believe it is.
8:35
SPEAKER_00: And uh, it should be a fun show.
8:36
SPEAKER_00: I like that show, it's a fun room.
8:38
SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, man, it's a fun room.
8:41
SPEAKER_00: And uh, yeah, I'm gonna be doing some comedy out there.
8:44
SPEAKER_00: That's gonna be fun.
8:45
SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah.
8:47
SPEAKER_00: What else is what else is going on, man, with the with the nonsense.
8:50
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
8:51
SPEAKER_00: Like with the nonsense.
8:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh, um, I've actually figured this out about myself, which is crazy.
8:57
SPEAKER_00: I don't like um, I don't remember people.
9:00
SPEAKER_00: I've never really been good at remembering people's names.
9:03
SPEAKER_00: Like, I've always been pretty bad at like remembering names.
9:06
SPEAKER_00: And I've always wondered why.
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SPEAKER_00: And I've I think I've started to figure out that like one of the main reasons that I don't remember people's names is because their name doesn't got shit to do with them.
9:21
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like their name really ain't got shit to do with them.
9:25
SPEAKER_00: The what like who they like I can't remember your name because your name doesn't inform me about you.
9:31
SPEAKER_00: What you do and like how you are as a person, that informs me more about you.
9:36
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm like, oh shit.
9:37
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not gonna remember your name is Josh, but I will remember that um that that you know what I mean, like that that one time you got your your nipple bit off by a beaver.
9:50
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'll remember that.
9:51
SPEAKER_00: You know, like my homie, I can't remember this one dude's name.
9:54
SPEAKER_00: I cannot remember this one dude's name, but I do remember that one time I saw him get one of his dreads snatched out his head.
10:03
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember his name, but I remember that.
10:06
SPEAKER_00: So, so like like I might put that to like oh dread, like his name is now dread snatched.
10:12
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
10:13
SPEAKER_00: Like, now his name is Dread Snatched.
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SPEAKER_00: So, like, so like that's how I remember him by like, oh, okay, so dread snatch, and then I gotta remember the name.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: But the problem is that the name ain't important, man.
10:25
SPEAKER_00: The name ain't really important to me.
10:27
SPEAKER_00: It's like who you are as a person, you know what I mean?
10:30
SPEAKER_00: Like, like, like if like if your breath is always funky, then it's like okay, Yuckmouth.
10:34
SPEAKER_00: That's your name is Yuckmouth.
10:36
SPEAKER_00: I bet that's how Yuckmouth got his name of Yuckmouth.
10:40
SPEAKER_00: Always having a yucky ass mouth.
10:42
SPEAKER_00: And so that's why I think that that's why some people don't remember names.
10:46
SPEAKER_00: I remember the things that you do and the things that you say.
10:48
SPEAKER_00: I just don't remember the name because the name ain't got shit to do with you.
10:52
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
10:54
SPEAKER_00: Like, like, like, like if you if you a bedwetter, we gonna be pissy bed.
10:59
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
10:59
SPEAKER_00: Like, like there was a there was this one dude in college, he had just, he was just swole for no goddamn reason.
11:06
SPEAKER_00: Just swole, no steroids or nothing, just swole than a motherfucker.
11:10
SPEAKER_00: And you know, like we just called him titties.
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SPEAKER_00: That was his name.
11:13
SPEAKER_00: His name was titties.
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SPEAKER_00: I have no idea what his actual name was, but I know that everybody called him titties, which was fucked up to like just call across the, you know, you know, we in class, we in gene, you know, we in biology and something like that.
11:27
SPEAKER_00: Hey titties, man.
11:28
SPEAKER_00: Let me let me let me let me let me borrow a pen, titties.
11:32
SPEAKER_00: Titties, you ain't got no damn pen.
11:34
SPEAKER_00: You ain't got no pen.
11:34
SPEAKER_00: Man, why titties ain't got no pen?
11:36
SPEAKER_00: Titties ain't never got no pen.
11:37
SPEAKER_00: It became such a regular thing to call this man titties that it did, it didn't even seek like it wasn't even like it wasn't even rude.
11:46
SPEAKER_00: At a certain point, it wasn't even rude.
11:48
SPEAKER_00: He was just like, like, like the women weren't even offended that we were calling this man titties.
11:53
SPEAKER_00: Not tits, understand.
11:55
SPEAKER_00: We didn't we didn't shorten it to tits.
11:57
SPEAKER_00: And like when somebody tried to say, uh, why's your name tits?
11:59
SPEAKER_00: My name ain't tits, dog.
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SPEAKER_00: My name is titties, you know what I'm saying?
12:02
SPEAKER_00: Like he would correct them because that's real.
12:04
SPEAKER_00: His name was not tits, his name was titties, okay.
12:08
SPEAKER_00: And that's that there and I know that some people might not be like, oh, that there ain't no difference between tits and titties.
12:14
SPEAKER_00: It's a big difference between tits and titties.
12:16
SPEAKER_00: Okay, when it comes to names, it's a big difference between tits and titties, all right?
12:21
SPEAKER_00: It's a big difference between breast and boobies, you know what I'm saying?
12:25
SPEAKER_00: That's what it is.
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SPEAKER_00: I miss titties actually.
12:33
SPEAKER_00: He was a good dude.
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SPEAKER_00: Really smart, man.
12:36
SPEAKER_00: He had like a 3.8 in college, man.
12:39
SPEAKER_00: Titties was a smart motherfucker.
12:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:43
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, um, so yeah, that's why I don't I don't think that I think that that's one of the reasons that me personally, I don't remember names because I remember more of like what that what that what that dude does.
12:54
SPEAKER_00: What that what that does like what he does, what the person does.
12:58
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know.
13:00
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's my maybe it's just my confidence.
13:03
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's just like the lack of confidence that I have in me.
13:07
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
13:08
SPEAKER_00: Like, sometimes I wish I had stripper confidence.
13:12
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
13:12
SPEAKER_00: Like stripper confidence is a different type of confidence.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, like, that's a that's a real confidence.
13:18
SPEAKER_00: Like stripper confidence is the like I think the most confident of confidence.
13:23
SPEAKER_00: Because do you know how confident you gotta be to get bucket naked in front of everybody and then put your underwear back on also in front of everybody?
13:36
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy confidence.
13:37
SPEAKER_00: I don't one or the other, you know what I'm saying?
13:42
SPEAKER_00: Like one or the other.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll either take my drawers off in front of you or put them on in front of you.
13:46
SPEAKER_00: But to to do both is oh, that's a that's a crazy amount of confidence.
13:50
SPEAKER_00: And then to just wander around the room asking people, hey man, you want me to sit on your lap for like$25?
13:58
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
13:59
SPEAKER_00: Like, that's crazy confidence, man.
14:04
SPEAKER_00: I'm afraid to ask people what time it is.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
14:08
SPEAKER_00: But strippers be, ah, that's crazy confidence, man.
14:11
SPEAKER_00: Respect, mad respect.
14:15
SPEAKER_00: And they like, here's the thing people be like, oh man, strippers are so funny.
14:19
SPEAKER_00: But like they they they do they doing the work for everybody that's not out there in these streets because that people have this idea, oh, they're just, you know, dancing for frat guys and Brad Pitt and them.
14:29
SPEAKER_00: Nah, bruh.
14:30
SPEAKER_00: For the most part, they dancing for cats that look like who did it what for and why.
14:35
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm talking about?
14:35
SPEAKER_00: Like they look, they they dancing for like they dancing for like Craig who who who got mustard stains on his shirt, and he ain't got no feet, and he smells like an old man's toozy.
14:47
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
14:47
SPEAKER_00: Like they're dancing for him, and they're not saying shit.
14:50
SPEAKER_00: They're like, hey, what's up, Craig?
14:52
SPEAKER_00: How you doing this week?
14:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll give you a hug.
14:55
SPEAKER_00: For that 20.
14:56
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
14:56
SPEAKER_00: Like, because here's the thing Craig deserves love.
14:59
SPEAKER_00: Craig deserves love too.
15:02
SPEAKER_00: And them strippers are out there confidently, giving Craig love too.
15:06
SPEAKER_00: Craig a nice guy, man.
15:08
SPEAKER_00: He ain't did nothing to nobody.
15:10
SPEAKER_00: It ain't his fault he ain't got no feet.
15:13
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
15:16
SPEAKER_00: So, so so so big ups to the strippers for fucking with Craig's.
15:20
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
15:20
SPEAKER_00: Like, I respect that and that confidence, man.
15:23
SPEAKER_00: Because I ain't got it.
15:24
SPEAKER_00: I ain't I ain't gonna front on you.
15:25
SPEAKER_00: I ain't got it.
15:27
SPEAKER_00: I ain't got stripper confidence and I ain't got jail confidence.
15:31
SPEAKER_00: I don't have jail confidence.
15:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't have the confidence to go in there and not cry.
15:35
SPEAKER_00: Because if I go to jail, I'm gonna cry.
15:37
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be crying the first fucking day.
15:38
SPEAKER_00: And I know people like, oh, but you can't cry.
15:40
SPEAKER_00: I was like, I ain't got no, I ain't got no control over whether I'm going to cry or not.
15:45
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm going to cry because I'm I'm not choosing.
15:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying I want to, but I know that that's what's gonna happen because I'm gonna the first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna walk in there and I'm gonna sniff.
15:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's stink bad in here, and I'm gonna be here.
15:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be here.
15:58
SPEAKER_00: And I might just I might just go ahead and head out.
16:00
SPEAKER_00: I might might just hit that self-delete.
16:03
SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't think I'm I don't think I'm built for it.
16:05
SPEAKER_00: I don't think I'm made for it.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's for me.
16:09
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
16:11
SPEAKER_00: So I I I I don't think I can do it.
16:14
SPEAKER_00: All these people saying that they they could they can do like, oh man, two years ain't nothing.
16:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
16:20
SPEAKER_00: Nah, nah, bruh.
16:23
SPEAKER_00: Nah.
16:23
SPEAKER_00: I don't like being trapped on the bus for over too long.
16:26
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
16:27
SPEAKER_00: Like, that's crazy work.
16:30
SPEAKER_00: Nah.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: I get irritated when I gotta go to the DMV.
16:35
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
16:36
SPEAKER_00: Like, you know how pissed I am when I go to the bathroom without my cell phone?
16:39
SPEAKER_00: Like, and then you want me to do two years?
16:41
SPEAKER_00: Bruh, inject nah, bruh.
16:43
SPEAKER_00: Nah, bruh.
16:44
SPEAKER_00: And I snore, man, they gonna stab the fuck out of me, bruh.
16:47
SPEAKER_00: I ain't I ain't fucking having that.
16:49
SPEAKER_00: And I'm legally blind, I ain't gonna see that shit coming.
16:54
SPEAKER_00: Nah, man.
16:55
SPEAKER_00: It's too many things working against me.
16:58
SPEAKER_00: It's too many things working against me.
17:00
SPEAKER_00: So if you do dirt around me, just know that I'm I'm gonna tell.
17:04
SPEAKER_00: Like I'm gonna I'm gonna tell.
17:05
SPEAKER_00: So just don't do dirt around me.
17:06
SPEAKER_00: That's all.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: You wanna do dirt, do dirt over there.
17:09
SPEAKER_00: But if you do it around me, I'm gonna tell.
17:11
SPEAKER_00: Because I'm not I'm not not going down for you.
17:13
SPEAKER_00: I'm too old.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: I'm too old to be fighting.
17:16
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
17:17
SPEAKER_00: My hairline is in the back.
17:19
SPEAKER_00: My hairline is in the back of my head.
17:21
SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm not made for fights no more, bruh.
17:24
SPEAKER_00: It hurts to wake up.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: Like when I get up in the morning, my body is already in pain.
17:28
SPEAKER_00: I ain't did shit but sleep.
17:31
SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be able to do that, dog.
17:34
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
17:35
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
17:37
SPEAKER_00: And that's about all I got for today for 12 minutes of nonsense.
17:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna see y'all next week.
17:42
SPEAKER_00: Hopefully.
17:43
SPEAKER_00: Hopefully.
17:44
SPEAKER_00: Hey man, thank you guys for listening.
17:45
SPEAKER_00: I appreciate the hell out of y'all.
17:46
SPEAKER_00: Go holler at all these damn clubs who ain't booked me.
17:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay?
17:50
SPEAKER_00: Go holler at them and just tell them to book me, man.
17:52
SPEAKER_00: On their TikTok feeds, on their Instagram feeds, on their YouTube feeds, tell them to book Nathan Heard, man.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: And I holler at y'all.
17:59
SPEAKER_00: Remember, if you love them for six, if you love them, hug them for six seconds or more and high five everybody.
18:04
SPEAKER_00: And I holler at y'all.
18:05
SPEAKER_00: Alright?
18:05
SPEAKER_00: Deuces.