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Lisa & Russell - If Only You Didn't Have Dessert, You Could've Had Dessert · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: It's too early. Too early? Too early for what? It's
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  Speaker 1: too early for this. What's bugging you, Lisa? This is
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  Speaker 1: a case of it's too early for this, and also
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  Speaker 1: I was five minutes late. Oh, missed it by that much. Indeed. Now, yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: we had a lovely lunch, and then on my way home,
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  Speaker 1: I stopped into the shops to get a couple of things,
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  Speaker 1: a bit of dog food and whatnot. Chewett Hill, the
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  Speaker 1: dog swamp. Oh, yeah, everyone knows the Dog Swamp Shopping Centre. Yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: No dogs, no swamp. But, yes, the Dog Swamp Shopping Centre.
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  Speaker 1: That was about 3 o'clock. I got home, had a
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  Speaker 1: look at the old Facebook. And on our community page,
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  Speaker 1: which we love. Is that where all the Mrs Mangles
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  Speaker 1: come together? No. No? There's plenty of Mr Mangles as well. No,
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  Speaker 1: we like to help each other out. So on the
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  Speaker 1: community page, I see this. Safety warning. Safety warning. Man
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  Speaker 1: soliciting for sex at Dog Swamp Shopping Centre at 2.55pm,
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  Speaker 1: 26th of the 10th of 26th. Just think, if only
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  Speaker 1: you hadn't had dessert, you could have had dessert. What
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  Speaker 1: is the world coming to when a man is soliciting
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  Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Dog Swamp for sex at 5
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  Speaker 1: to 3 in the afternoon? It is an unusual time
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  Speaker 1: for it. It's hardly peak hour. This poor woman that's
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  Speaker 1: posted the safety warning said, I haven't had to deal
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  Speaker 1: with an encounter like this before, so I'm detailing my
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  Speaker 1: experience so that people can be aware. She was near
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  Speaker 1: the Aldi. I was just going to say, was it
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  Speaker 1: near Aldi? She was near the Aldi. In the specials aisle.
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  Speaker 1: When a, quote, older slash elderly man said loudly behind me,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me. And she turned around and he clarified that
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  Speaker 1: he was wanting a woman to have sex with. She
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  Speaker 1: clearly pointed out that, well, it wasn't going to be her.
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  Speaker 1: And he walked away saying, oh, life is short. Did
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  Speaker 1: she offer any suggestions? Yes. No. She might have. It
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  Speaker 1: would have been helpful. She might have. She didn't include
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  Speaker 1: those on the, we like to keep it clean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: language wise. Because I probably would have offered him, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: not offered him, offered him a suggestion. Life is short.
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  Speaker 1: As to what he should do. Life is short. Say lovey.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ask, don't get. Don't ask, don't get. Please. I
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  Speaker 1: love it. Don't. Not at Dog Shopping Centre at five
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  Speaker 1: to three on a Monday afternoon. It's way too early
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  Speaker 1: for that. You don't need this.