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Social Hygiene. Why You're Getting Brown Streaks: The Truth About Wiping · LOLwithMariandJohn.com

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  So it's not enough just to wipe because you're just cleaning the surface.
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  And listen, that's why you have brown streaks on your underwear,
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  because you've left particles inside the opening.
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  And then whenever you fart, you blow those particles out and they just spatter
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  up against your underwear. And then when you move, it causes them to streak.
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  That's why you have brown streaks on your underwear.
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  You can't just clean the surface. You can't just wipe. You have to get up into
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  that hole and you have to clean up the opening inside.
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  Then you won't streak your underwear anymore. Why doesn't anybody ever talk about this stuff?
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