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Things That Must Go From December 17th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thanks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, our dear dear
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: friends of the program, things that are vexing you, and
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: you can't stand it anymore. You just say, these things
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: must go. I know what I'll do. I'll write it
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: down in an email and send it to Radio from
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  Speaker 2: Hel and maybe if they read mine on the air,
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: it'll make me feel better. And sometimes these things do
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: disappear from your life if you're lucky. So send your
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: muscos to Radio from Hell at X ninety six dot com.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: Put musco in the subject line and we'll probably get
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: to it eventually. And so here's an example. I'll just
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: start today. Here's one. This is from Lindsey getting older
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: and being unable to read small print. Not only can
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I not see distance without lenses, but now I can't
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  Speaker 2: see up closed either. The torture. Also this dreary weather,
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: weather please snow already, and depression and other mood disorders
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  Speaker 2: must go. Please magically remove these from my life. I
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  Speaker 2: wish we could, Lindsey, and maybe that'll just make you
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  Speaker 2: feel better. Let's see this one says, good morning Lord.
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  Speaker 2: You may use my name, okay zaye, we will paying
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  Speaker 2: for parking at the hospital where I stay overnight there
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  Speaker 2: with my wife. That's ridiculous. I think it should be
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: free if you're staying overnight with a loved one. Well, yes,
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: it gets super cold. Number two, it gets super cold.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: Then the next day it's kind of cold, and then
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: later in that day it's almost seventy degrees. That must go.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: And the X ninety six app not telling me what
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: the name of the song is, and I can't incorporate
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  Speaker 2: it into my check in. Thanks Lord's happy holidays, Zaye.
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  Speaker 3: I'll just give Zaye the answer that I get all
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  Speaker 3: the time about our stuff. It should work.
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  Speaker 2: And finally this one. When you donate to a worthy
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  Speaker 2: cause and then you get bombarded with address labels and
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  Speaker 2: more requests for more donations from lots of other places,
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: oh other place. I just want to just just to
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: donate to the one place I like. And that's all yeah,
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: all right, Gina.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, I don't need it.
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And my mom's like, what do you want for Chris?
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  Speaker 2: Mom?
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to get I have to get you something. No,
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  Speaker 4: you you really don't exactly. My husband and I talked
• 2:36
  Speaker 4: about what do you want? My husband and I have
• 2:38
  Speaker 4: started a thing where we do consumable Christmas, so we
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  Speaker 4: give each other like a bottle of wine, a treat
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  Speaker 4: that we like, uh maybe a concert ticket some not not.
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  Speaker 3: A thing, not a physical item.
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  Speaker 4: But I also have people in my life that are
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  Speaker 4: going to get me a gift, which means I have
• 2:57
  Speaker 4: to get them a gift. If just the the tyranny
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  Speaker 4: of presence must go.
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  Speaker 3: I have weeded that out of my life over the years.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see. Hi, Lawrence, thanks for letting me listen. Please
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  Speaker 4: don't use my name. What must go is those unexpected
• 3:14
  Speaker 4: expenses during the holiday season. Just when you think you
• 3:17
  Speaker 4: have all your bases covered, my husband drops his phone
• 3:21
  Speaker 4: without a protective shield and it shatters the glass. Yep,
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  Speaker 4: new phone, Merry Christmas. That's what we have to do now.
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  Speaker 4: The new phone, however, is not allowed out of the
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  Speaker 4: house until the new cover and protective shield have arrived
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  Speaker 4: and been applied. Love you guys, Happy New Year. Top
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  Speaker 4: of the marn and Lord's lance a vineyard here. Things
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: that must go. This dude, bro d bag, bleached bearded
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  Speaker 4: influencer boxer Jake Paul must go.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a long time ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I make painstaking efforts to avoid social media, and
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  Speaker 4: then this cockroach just pops up appearing on my TV
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  Speaker 4: promoting these ridiculous apps for grown ass adults see. And
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  Speaker 4: then finally this first there's an app website that has
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  Speaker 4: a pause button, but you can't continue from where you
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  Speaker 4: left off. Should be a stop button on a pause button,
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  Speaker 4: so like when you turn it off and come back
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  Speaker 4: to it, it doesn't hold it. Let's see next, when
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  Speaker 4: you like a guest host more than the regular host
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  Speaker 4: of a program, there are no details given here. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if, oh, they like Jimmy better than us.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't say, well, we haven't had any guest hosts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, climate change must go. I have a door mat
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  Speaker 4: with snowmen on it. But at this point it's just ironic.
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  Speaker 2: Carrie.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, you're going to begin with one from the
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  Speaker 3: foot of Mount Doom, Things that Must Go. There's a
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  Speaker 3: commercial right now that says the scent of golden brown bread.
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard baking bread described like this. It was
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  Speaker 3: like an audio speed bump. It's like nails on a
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  Speaker 3: chalkboard to me. All right, this one from Tom and
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  Speaker 3: Reno Things that Must Go Going to a local craft fair.
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  Speaker 3: All I see is three d printed bs that everyone
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  Speaker 3: is able to print like, just like those silly dragons
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  Speaker 3: and AI slop printed on crappy tumbler and fabric bags.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see some creativity, huh. And a shout out to
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  Speaker 3: the twelve year old kid that was doing caricatures at
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  Speaker 3: the craft fair. He was the true star and spirit
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  Speaker 3: behind what the craft Fair should be. I know there's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of comic cons who are preventing AI Slop
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  Speaker 3: from being sold in their floors. Let's see this one
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  Speaker 3: does not say I can use the name, so I
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: won't hello friends. Something that Must Go is bad managers.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even realize how miserable alone I was I
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  Speaker 3: felt until recently when I was moved to a new
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  Speaker 3: manager a week later and my team was commenting about
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  Speaker 3: how much happier I seem was way less depressed. My
• 5:59
  Speaker 3: depression is less. I'm not watching the clock waiting for
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  Speaker 3: the day to be over so I can lay down.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I have a personality again. Hey amen.
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  Speaker 3: And finally this one from Tony the Thing that Must
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  Speaker 3: Go graffiti the YouTube Corgie developing a tumor must Go.
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: He only ASDs four to six weeks. And finally, a
• 6:21
  Speaker 3: couple of food related items. The Ikea Bistro and Restaurant
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  Speaker 3: in Draper not opening up at eleven am but one pm.
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  Speaker 2: What why are you gonna get your meatballs?
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  Speaker 3: I really wanted some fresh sweties meatballs with lingaberry sauce
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  Speaker 3: for lunch. And Perry Perry spice. That is too spicy.
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  Speaker 3: It hurts my tongue.
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  Speaker 2: Must go.
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  Speaker 4: I like Perry Perry spice.
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  Speaker 2: Well there it is.
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  Speaker 1: Things that must go, things that must go on the radio.