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Followed Up: Billy Mitchell Donkey Kong Scandal & Foundation TV Series · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy well I've got nothing no I've just
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  woken up so yeah I'm um a bit out of it yeah it is early in the morning so I can
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  understand well actually it's quite late at night for me oh well that's unusual I
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  was just at work all night on Saturday night and I'm bit screwed around with my
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  sleep schedule now did you do that for fun is that what you do on a Saturday
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  night fun down in CA yep just go out sit around and work do stuff very cool then
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  come home and not sleep and then sleep at a really weird hours I did yard work
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  yesterday yard work well you have you have a yard so I guess uh I have guess
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  you got to do y yeah I have almost three acres here and uh
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  I how big is an acre I don't actually know it's uh it's about a third the size
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  of my property uh that gives you some idea yeah that's all I know about Aces
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  I've got three of them that's what I know but okay uh we're surrounded by
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  woods and in a lot of the storms we had some trees come down one of them came
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  down across the driveway I think I might have mentioned that on the podcast
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  before those [ __ ] yeah I know pine tree big budy pine tree like ripped out
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  of the ground impressive it's the winds you know winds and the
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  snow but uh what did you do with it I took my new chainsaw that I purchased
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  and I cut it into little pieces and I'll do that to you too if you [ __ ] with me
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  Luke well I'm not going to come visit you then okay the threats have started
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  so you have to come to yeah if you're got to do that you have to come to
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  Australia and do it they have extradition laws in Australia they do uh
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  but I don't think you can just extradite someone that you don't like to um to
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  come to your country and so that you can kill them I was more thinking if I
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  chopped him up with a chainsaw would they would they send me back to face you
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  know charges in Australia from America and and then I realize it's ridiculous
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  of course I would yes but you're also you're also thinking that you would be
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  able to come here chop me up in the little pieces and then be able to escape
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  back to America I'm pretty sure extradition laws don't protect you in
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  the case of Axe murdering sure yeah yeah they're they're
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  good if you want to you know sodomize a child Roman palansky but not you want to
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  murder somebody yeah yeah it's a white collor crime Matt we talked about this before that
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  the reason that he uh the reason they won't send him back is because is not
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  because they think it's nice that he did that and that you know they're proud of
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  him and everything it's because France will not extradite a French citizen to
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  any country or state within a country with the death penalty death penalty
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  yeah well California's wrapping that up soon guys so uh well that's what I mean
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  reeling back maybe his time has come
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  interesting yes we we'll keep you posted we sure
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  will oh you can bet that when that happens we'll talk about it for
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  sure oh yeah yeah we will report on his very first prison rape when he would get
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  a hamurabi style eye for an eye judgment yeah or in this case well a
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  dick for a dick he will not do well would any of us do well in jail I didn't
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  what I mean more because of his the nature of his crimes I guess it depends
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  on what we do Luke what I mean we're not saying that like oh he'll be all right
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  if on his first day he walks up to the biggest [ __ ] there and punches
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  him in the face just to show him who boss sorted that out I'm saying they're
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  going to be like that's R fansy let's let's get him that's all basically but
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  we go to jail if I go to jail to get to go look at him he can't do anything to
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  stop me he's now my [ __ ] yeah yeah and then you would be like all right fine
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  just get through this yeah yeah you'd go limp you'd have an endone with a gin and
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  uh have an endone Jin go limp ask for some socks
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  yeah agreed Tre cold agreed yeah you don't want to get cold feet while you're
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  getting sodomized as my grandpa always used to
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  say it's too late at that point um we've
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  got some follow up yeah exactly we've got some follow speaking of
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  s we we talked the other week about how Tim Timothy olant was adamant that they
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  will never never get around to making the Deadwood film I think his exact
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  words were won't [ __ ] happen yeah and then uh and now there is it's been some
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  news that maybe they're going to start shooting it in October so so could it
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  just be that people don't like Tim well and when
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  you may be on to something here because um if you could all go to the photo that
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  Matt pasted in here in this article and just tell me if you notice something
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  about this photo of the cast of Deadwood Timothy olifant is not in this
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  photo oh so uh there you go and not only I mean and you could say argue well
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  these are some of the these are all some of the villains I guess of the piece but
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  no cuz every on the left is his his friend that's right he's there and look
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  the preachers there the uh the newspaper man is there villain in real life but in the show
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  lovely character do you think uh is he coming back he know coming back from his
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  sexual assault charges you mean yeah it was before dead yeah yeah it was before
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  to be uh to be in uh be in the Deadwood film yeah yeah when uh when he uh it was
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  years ago so every time you've seen him in Deadwood he was already a convicted
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  sex really yeah it's probably not something he likes to
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  discuss they don't put that next to his name in the credits October's uh looking
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  hopeful at this point yeah that's great I mean we this is speculative at this
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  point because um people noticed that the uh the Deadwood uh production company um
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  filed for a California tax incentive um which usually means that if
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  you file for tax INF you have to start sh did that come out right when you file
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  for a Tex incentive yeah no I don't think that was the right word I think
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  you uh you have to film within 80 days or or something like that so couple of
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  months down the track and they're going start could they try and do this apply
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  for it get some of that money film for a day and then go sorry we didn't go ahead with
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  it Kickstarter style you mean
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  yeah like we tried and then we realized we couldn't get half the the cast to
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  come back in but we gave it a I don't think that's how a tax don't think a tax
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  incentive means free money given to you up
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  front I don't know how that works I have met a lot of people in my life who think
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  that getting you know like oh I'm going to I'm going to claim all this on my tax
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  because I did it for for my home business yeah and that's not how that
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  works you don't just get money from the government because you spent money yeah
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  like that's right did you earn any money in your home home business and paid tax
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  this is a claim against that tax that you have paid yeah because you could get
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  away with it for years and then one day they might go we're going to udit you
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  and then they're going to go you owe us a lot of money yeah cuz what you're
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  doing is illegal got to pay tax claim tax back I mean that's do we have a uh
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  jingle for Matt giving Financial advice you know what I did it's not and
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  then this is like irrelevant but I found this jingle just earlier when I was
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  going through the um through the like I was scanning getting this ready I found this
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  [Music]
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  jingle wish [Music]
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  was I think we might have made that for my virtual reality experience but I that
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  could pretty much be used anytime I try out a new technology I just I saw it and I'm like
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  the [ __ ] is this jingle I mean speaking of which I signed up to Vero because you
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  guys wanted me too um can't see you guys are that active on there no so we
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  deleting that forgot it existed if I'm if I'm honest with you forgot it existed
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  you guys spent an entire episode telling me that I was a lite for not being on
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  that Facebook you're still using Facebook I've posted a couple of things
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  that every time I go on sorry go
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  ahead yeah I'm posting on it now I'm not going to look look I'm not going to see
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  it don't worry I will have literally deleted the app off of my phone before
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  I've got a chance to look at it I've still got it on my phone it's
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  probably going to pop up and say oh holy [ __ ] someone posted something quick I'm nearly
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  there I don't know how this really works speaking of Facebook are we going to is
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  anyone want to talk about the Fiasco that happened this week sure or are we
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  just sick of hearing about it from all angles what happened I've never been a
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  fan of Facebook really because it's just too [ __ ] creepy for me and I've like
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  I honestly if I didn't if I didn't manage the you know multiple n guys and
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  Facebook page and uh a couple of others I wouldn't I wouldn't have one I don't
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  think because I don't know I just don't like it I don't I don't get why you know
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  everyone gets seems to get like sucked into Facebook and I spent hours on
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  Facebook today like I don't understand yeah and people saying I have to delete
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  Del my Facebook because I just spend so much time on it it's like [ __ ] man
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  really yeah I I can the icon on my phone like I won't even I don't even open it
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  unless I'm like prompted I go oh I guess I should someone go I posted on Facebook
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  oh did you I guess I'll have a look then like that's the only reason I would open
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  it I don't actually even have it on my phone yeah
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  well I have it look I'm not a super huge fan either but I also don't give a [ __ ]
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  that Facebook are um using my data to
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  [ __ ] to curate ads for me because quite frankly I'd rather see an ad for
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  something I want to buy than something for something I would not want at all um
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  several times Facebook has shown me ads that I have made which is
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  hilarious yeah but um but what I am a fan of what I am a fan of is watching Mark
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  Zuckerberg Dangle on that hook and I I just there was at one point the other
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  day I was watching the live feed and he said he's like mad Madam congresswoman
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  in order to answer your question I feel i' first have to explain to you what the
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  internet is yeah some of the questions were really bad yeah some of his answers
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  were really bad to be fair yeah I don't know the answer to that I'm not familiar
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  with a shadow profile [ __ ] off right maybe you don't call it that inh house
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  you know what it is what's a shadow profile you okay so you say you don't
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  have a Facebook account Luke but all your friends do they know who you are
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  and they have they have a profile for you even though you don't have a
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  Facebook account and they know who Luke alerson is so they create one for me and
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  when it's like one has been created ethereally in the
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  gaps yes and so if you were to log in one day and create an account they'll go
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  oh that's that's Luke and then they just start showing you all the ads that
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  they've been preparing for you over the years so they but because the Congress
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  person asked just Kitty tells about Shadow profiles and Zuckerberg was able
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  to just say ah don't know what that is no idea M because they probably just
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  don't they don't call it that internally probably yeah and then so many things
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  he's just like oh I don't really know what the [ __ ] are you doing here you
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  knew that they ask stuff well to be fair he didn't want to be there like it's not
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  like he was like he probably doesn't know well he probably intentionally
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  doesn't know so he doesn't have to answer in some cases they probably did
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  brief him on a lot of stuff to go before but he probably isn't that Hands-On with
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  everything in that company true it's not how that companies work yeah I know and
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  then there questions like a how many data points do you have and he was like
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  what and she and this that congresswoman was like oh it says here there's an
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  average of 90 data points times all the people that's like several billion data
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  points does that sound accurate he's like [ __ ] are you talking about but with
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  this whole thing where they Shar data didn't the people that share their data
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  actually agree to share the data on the app yes however so there is a then it's
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  fine yes however it's kind of like you know when you you know when you install a program
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  and then it comes up with the terms of service and then you go [ __ ] off and you
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  click next yep yeah that's that's what they're saying no if you're going to do
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  stuff like share people's personal stuff you really need to make sure that they
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  know about it you can't just have it as part of the you know the
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  terms every contract in the world because no one reads any of them yeah no
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  I'm I'm down with it and also I find it hard to believe that nobody knew this
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  was happening because it we talk about it for [ __ ] years that they do this
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  and then all of a sudden oh my God it they actually do do it yeah we know yeah
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  like who didn't know who's posting stuff on Facebook that they don't want made
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  potentially made public that's the see that's the mistake I'm actually quite
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  happy that well not Facebook cuz I don't use it but I'm happy that Google knows
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  everything about me why cuz it means that when I'm surfing anything they show
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  me an ad it's something I've searched for lately and I go yeah maybe that is a good deal
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  yeah yeah just longed birds with Tide hols it is annoying though when it does
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  show me an ad for something I've just purchased though like keep up Google
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  like you know I've already purchased I don't need an ad for speak Amazon does
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  that did you get your bike helmet ah it is on the way which one did
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  you go with arrive this week po or I went with the Luke the Luke one yeah
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  makes sense I like there was several times in last week's great episode last
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  week by the way guys I really enjoyed that oh thanks Matt Luke what did you
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  say what did you just say I don't remember oh okay I went with
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  the Luke one and then you said because it was
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  better okay was it I don't know the the listeners will work it out what I said I
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  don't remember remember well we can we can jump back in time during the edit
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  and then replay what Luke said here just for the record okay I like the white and
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  that's gonna do us no good that's what I said that's what Luke said Dan I just
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  thought it sounded like something that could be sounding racist out of context
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  and it just reminded me of uh I like the
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  white can we not Replay that that of a situation that I was in
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  yesterday um where you're saying racist stuff no no not at all we're so we're um
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  we're just kind of positing the suggestion of of of moving to a a bigger
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  place here and um we were looking at a few apartments yesterday and we were in
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  one the realtor who was there with us said uh you know actually a few people
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  have put in uh applications here um but we're really looking for profile more
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  than anything else and qu was like profile what do you mean she's like you
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  know just like a certain type of of tenant and she was like yeah but what
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  what what type what kind of you mean one that could pay the rent or yeah that's
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  you know more specific what are they looking for and then uh so she looked at
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  H and looked at me and they looked at
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  way and they looked at me and said well
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  um not [Laughter]
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  Chinese right
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  honesty well if you recall then uh I think the main reason well there's two
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  reasons I think we got our our apartment in Sydney over yes a lot of the other
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  families that were there one of them is racism and the other one is that I think
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  he thought that we were a gay couple and and and that was taking a box yeah
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  exactly oh yeah and also he was a Wally woter yeah that's true uh I thought he
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  was going to be happy that I would come to visit it that
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  too but yeah I I often think back and I'm like you know what like I'm glad we
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  got the apartment but also I still feel a little dirty about that just because
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  they were like oh mate we sniped that off families who were there to see it
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  because he was he was ignoring people who wanted to ask him questions in favor
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  of showing us other apartments in the building if you recall he showed us
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  every [ __ ] apartment that was available that was a great place told
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  and then told us we take our PI we had our pick of all the
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  apartments so we've got some other followup got be careful here though yes
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  got to be very careful actually cuz one one wrong word and we could find
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  ourselves sued yes and I've just been informed that just now just now yes
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  literally well 19 minutes ago breaking news this is this is breaking news Stan
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  Lee has released a statement a video statement and well let's uh let's hear
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  it if I can I will have you started playing no sorry should we intro this
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  just by saying that uh the news we're following up on is uh our reports of
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  last week that Stanley has been robbed abused and that his blood has been
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  stolen to uh sign comic books I think that is true apparently we don't know
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  for sure well saying what others are saying no because there
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  definitely now the guy that said that I think it's the the is Stanley's got
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  issues with the elder abuse part of it I think the the part about the the
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  autographs with his blood I saw an article it was the guy who was going to
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  do it and he was pissed off because he was like everyone made it sound creepy
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  and it was just a nice idea so I think that actually did
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  happen just quietly fair
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  enough what's the non creepy version of that if you don't mind me
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  asking yeah I don't know I'm going to what's the non creepy version of while he was
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  unconscious a guy who had power of attorney over him took the opportunity
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  to siphon blood from him and then made a stamp of his signature and then used it
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  to make blood signature Comics which he sold for a profet see well I've got
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  autographs of people in the past and you know I've never thought you know what
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  would make make this better if it was in their blood yeah but that's just me it's
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  cuz you're not literally the devil yeah I think that's what it is yeah he's
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  maybe maybe it was the devil who did it so all right I've got this video here
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  so so so there have been claims that that people have been forcing Stanley to
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  attend shows and sign autographs basically against his will right we're
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  not saying this we're saying that people are people are saying this right I would
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  have a hard time believing that there an because when we saw him at Supernova
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  yeah was making a point to stay there and sign it wasn't like he was being it
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  didn't really feel like he was being forced yeah true but he was just at uh
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  he was just at Silicon Valley con yes
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  recently and all of the guests came away saying he really didn't want to be there
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  and their pictures with him are really sad it's people smiling standing either
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  side a very old man sitting in a chair with a blanket with a just a deathly
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  stare off into Oblivion there's an article here that it'll be in the show
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  notes and uh some of the people have said um it broke my heart at the photo
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  up literally the photographer kept yelling his name between each person and
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  the agent or Handler kept coming to wake him up between each photo he couldn't
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  even stay awake I hope you can rest after this and then another person said
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  yes it was definitely a sad photo up it felt really awkward and we felt guilty
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  be there when he was obviously suffering they had to take our twice because he
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  had closed his eyes and he kept making noises like he was in pain or just
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  didn't want to be there wow you know what I think it might be I've Got a
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  Theory what's up I think he does want to be there cuz he he does love all his
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  fans but then I think he can't accept the fact that he can't do that anymore
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  and then there's also the people pushing him because they want
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  money well I've just gotten another piece of followup from live from Jenna
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  in the other room who's apparently furiously Googling this right now um so
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  in response to all this Stan Kevin Smith offered to let Stanley move in with him
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  uh I saw the other day James gun also offered James gun also offered to help
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  Stan in any way possible and uh how about this how about Stanley James gun
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  and Kevin Smith get an apartment road trip and they make a reality series set
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  in that apartment that would be funny [ __ ] I can't imagine Kevin Smith's
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  much fun to live with that's true and mostly because Jason
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  Muse would constantly be stealing your TV and Hawking it for
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  drugs he's clean now though he's been clean for about six years I'm just
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  goofing anyway Kevin I actually we've talked about this before I quite like
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  Kevin Smith I just I'm not a fan of his films I like him though so anyway Stan
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  Lee has all after all this and people saying that people they've stealing his
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  money and they're threat saying oh it's elder abuse and all this kind of stuff
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  Stanley has said it's not elder abuse stop saying saying it it's disgusting
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  reporting and I'm going to sue anyone else who says that it is so we are
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  definitely not saying that it is definitely not saying that it is we
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  don't know we're just we're just providing commentary on what other
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  people are saying we're reporting on the fact that other people are saying that's
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  happening we're not even reporting we is I wouldn't call what we do reporting in
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  any sense of the word no as I said before do not get your news from us we
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  provide comment reported on a single thing ever No in fact can I segue for
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  just a sec sure to just tell you one quick story yes right you guys both know
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  that a few years ago I interviewed Amanda Palmer yes for a TV show that I
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  was doing at the time and I was pretty excited because I loved the Dres and
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  Dolls I love Amanda Palmer you know I love Neil Gaiman and I was just [ __ ]
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  excited right and at one point during the interview I was asking her questions
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  and I asked her something I can't even remember what it is now um and she said
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  she goes oh that's really interest no she said that's a great question I've
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  never been asked that by a journalist before and of me was like thrilled that
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  I'd like you know kind of uh made this impression on her in some way and half
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  of me was just utterly devastated that she thinks I'm a
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  journalist you know what I mean yeah I'm like oh I'm not a journalist [ __ ]
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  thought you were friends no not that no no Ming all right
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  so Stanley's got the [ __ ] he's saying it's not elder abuse and he's apparently
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  released this statement now I haven't watched this yet this is a couple he did
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  this a couple of days ago all right uh he did this 18 hours ago in
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  fact he released this
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  statement hi this is Stan leye I just want to set the record straight about a
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  document that I heard is floating around
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  which is totally incorrect inaccurate misleading insulting and I don't know
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  how many more words I can say about it apparently it was written by Tom Lawless
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  an attorney that I had hired for just a
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  few days and then I dismissed him um he
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  got together with someone else and they're publishing this document which
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  supposedly I signed which claims that my
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  daughter and her friend are doing horrible things doing horrible things to
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  me and I guess to the rest of the world well I just want to mention my
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  relationship with my daughter has never been better and my friend Kia Morgan
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  also and I have a great relationship and anybody who is saying
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  anything negative about us or about them
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  suing me or me suing them is just
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  spreading lies and unfortunately we seem to live in the sort of
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  environment where anybody can say a lie about anybody and it immediately gets
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  published and it gets transmitted and millions of people read it see it and
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  believe it so I want to say as
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  definitely as I can my relationship with
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  my lovely daughter JC is wonderful my
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  relationship with my good friend Kia Morgan is great we're best friends in
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  fact he's T taping this for me now holding a gun there is nothing bad I can
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  say about my daughter or about here I
• 26:13
  just cannot understand what would make
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  seemingly normal people like this
• 26:21
  attorney that I mentioned go out on a
• 26:24
  limb with lies the way he has done
• 26:30
  and force me excuse
• 26:34
  me and force this guy is to make a speech like
• 26:40
  this for which there should be no need everything in my life is going the way I
• 26:46
  wanted to my friends are my friends my daughter is my daughter and I'm
• 26:52
  beginning to learn who my enemies are and that's really all I can say now and
• 26:58
  I don't I'm not a lawyer I don't know what I should be saying but everything
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  I've said up to this moment is God's truth and remember the macular
• 27:08
  degeneration stand anyone what the hell with
• 27:11
  [Laughter]
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  that that's the
• 27:18
  end wow what the [ __ ] was that yeah so
• 27:23
  not true apparently uh although I did get another piece of followup that says
• 27:27
  apparently has now the lawsuit so uh against
• 27:32
  who yeah let's let's double check
• 27:37
  this I don't want to yeah let's uh let's get our facts
• 27:42
  right before we report on anything San Le stew ex s sues ex- business manager
• 27:47
  of financial abuse fraud and selling his blood I really hope that Stanley just
• 27:52
  gets to enjoy the last few years of his life I do too and that's not a threat
• 27:59
  yeah he just seems like such a nice guy like yeah I feel if any of this is true
• 28:05
  that sucks if it's not then it sucks as well because he shouldn't have to
• 28:09
  [ __ ] deal with this like no he's [ __ ] 95 years old like just [ __ ]
• 28:14
  leave him alone everybody everybody leave Stanley alone unless you want an
• 28:19
  autograph and then just you know wake him up and uh and smile yeah and then
• 28:24
  pose wake him up ask him if he is there willing
• 28:29
  blink twice for no he's so old he's so
• 28:35
  old he couldn't hear how old is
• 28:38
  he he's 95 he's
• 28:44
  95 we got a last piece of followup before we get into something that's not
• 28:47
  old uh like Stanley Jesus someone at
• 28:53
  Apple listens to this podcast or someone at the studio that that creates content
• 28:58
  for Apple listen to this podcast we've had this happen many many times over the
• 29:02
  years where we've discussed something on the show and uh and then Hollywood and
• 29:08
  its its Brethren have run run off with it all
• 29:13
  right oh and give us no credit right now to be fair what have they done this time
• 29:18
  to be fair I didn't I wasn't pitching this as a TV show or anything
• 29:23
  however I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that I was reading the foundation
• 29:27
  series by Isaac azimov this week they have announced that apple is adapting it
• 29:33
  into a TV series uh being led by David
• 29:37
  goer who [ __ ] is such a mixed bag David goyer's [ __ ] David goer I know he really
• 29:43
  is man I mean he's done some great work and he's done some absolutely [ __ ]
• 29:47
  atrocious work so I don't know how I feel about that David Goya and uh and
• 29:51
  War of the Worlds writer Josh fredman I don't know why they picked War of the
• 29:54
  Worlds I mean is he written anything else cuz that was all right he didn't
• 29:59
  write War the world technically yeah Oh you mean the Tom
• 30:04
  Cruz movie I assume that's what they mean adapted screenplay yeah I mean it's
• 30:09
  not HG Wells is it maybe it is maybe it is man but uh yeah so
• 30:15
  they're adapting a foundation into a TV series which you know I'm on cool I
• 30:20
  guess you know it's great okay great great series of books I I gave it a big
• 30:24
  thumbs up the other week so cool uh I guess be on board as some kind of
• 30:29
  advisor uh at this point yeah I mean at least executive producer m i mean I'm
• 30:34
  assuming that I'll be put on as executive producer on the new June
• 30:37
  adaptation because I started reading the June books and now they're doing June
• 30:41
  I'm in book three right now children of June um [ __ ] they they ask a lot of you
• 30:47
  you get to really ask a lot of you you get to work with Den villan you or
• 30:51
  however you pronounce his name yeah but now I'm going to have to [ __ ] figure
• 30:53
  out how to say his name I'm got to work with David goyer yeah see I'm fine you don't need
• 30:59
  to give me an exec producer or anything just make the movies already I want my
• 31:04
  robot okay David lik Blade 2 didn't like Batman vers Superman like quite quite
• 31:10
  opposite ends of the spectrum to be honest also blade three you [ __ ]
• 31:14
  wrote the first two and then wrote the third one and then what [ __ ] the third
• 31:19
  one couldn't even keep track of your own story could you mate yeah too busy
• 31:23
  staring at your own arm tattoo but I'm sure he's a nice
• 31:30
  man but yeah so apparently think it should be good hopefully he's good David
• 31:37
  goyer wrote the screenplay for dark city
• 31:42
  which is one of my favorite films there you so maybe it's not him maybe he just
• 31:48
  he writes perfectly fine screenplays all the time he just can't direct for [ __ ]
• 31:53
  and he sometimes other people can't direct his screenplays for [ __ ] maybe
• 31:57
  that's what it is that was a bit harsh true but when he Nails it he Nails it he
• 32:01
  wrote Batman Begins for Christ sake yeah that's what I'm saying maybe maybe he
• 32:04
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• 32:11
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• 32:14
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• 32:18
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  this is the follow-up episode yeah uh we don't do it often but when we
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  do it we do it well get into it that's true technically this is followup sex
• 37:11
  life we've talked about this before and I do want to talk about this you want to
• 37:15
  talk about Billy Mitchell Oh Billy Mitchell oh what a
• 37:20
  dick [ __ ] busted mate busted yeah busted big time I saw the video uh where
• 37:27
  they they kind of prove this for those who don't know Billy Mitchell he was one
• 37:30
  of the one of the stars of the documentary king of Kong he held the
• 37:34
  high score in Donkey Kong for many many years and some other games Guinness
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  World Record yes for Donkey Kong and uh he was the first person to beat a
• 37:45
  million points in the game for a long time however it's now been
• 37:50
  proven that he cheated and uh if you watch King of Kong
• 37:56
  documentary probably won't surprise you to learn that he cheated um just based
• 38:00
  on a few things but the way that they they proved it is actually quite
• 38:04
  impressive um there is a a video you can you can watch on YouTube where this guy
• 38:11
  went [ __ ] Deep dive trying to prove this [ __ ] and it's all to do with when
• 38:15
  when a a level in Donkey Kong loads on an actual arcade machine the way that
• 38:21
  the objects kind of pop up into the world is different to the way that they
• 38:25
  load on an emulator if I remember correctly um on the arcade machines it's
• 38:31
  top to bottom but emulators left to right correct and so they uh they they
• 38:36
  slowed down the footage of Billy Mitchell's uh or well a number of his
• 38:40
  winning runs because they had videos posted of him because that's how he
• 38:43
  submitted all of his wins if you recall from the documentary he never did it
• 38:47
  live he always submitted videos which is already suspicious but hold on Guinness World
• 38:52
  Records surely don't just take your word for it I think
• 38:58
  I they were taking the word of Twin Galaxies cuz Twin Galaxies is the they
• 39:04
  they're the ones that record all of it and they do have members that go through
• 39:07
  and check it for validity but Billy Mitchell was was a basically a big part
• 39:14
  of it he was you know Running part of the company for a long time and recently
• 39:19
  twin Galaxy's got bought out which is probably why this
• 39:23
  happened cuz it's not you can actually submit a record using an emulator yeah
• 39:30
  but it just that is actually allowed now but it has to be there's rules around
• 39:34
  that though MH and they've they have wiped out all of his scores all of them
• 39:40
  like he had scores for Pac-Man and some other games too not gone [ __ ]
• 39:46
  disqualified
• 39:49
  so ineligible for competition ever again
• 39:55
  yes brutal but look if you've seen king of
• 40:00
  Kong you probably don't feel sorry for him I don't he a [ __ ] knob yeah yeah
• 40:06
  cuz like cuz what who was the other guy who actually got it Steve weeby is now
• 40:10
  number one Steve wee wee he was because like he actually did do it first even in
• 40:15
  the documentary but then and he's like could you have not made the documentary
• 40:20
  after this when I could have won at the end but he's now the first person to
• 40:26
  reach a million he he cuz Billy Mitchell came in got them to what not accept his
• 40:32
  score and then he submitted one on videotape and went no I didn't so it's
• 40:35
  all good now and then they wouldn't even show Steve the video no it was it the
• 40:41
  documentary pissed me off at the time and so I'm just kind of glad this all
• 40:46
  got resolved I do remember you getting pissed off because I remember you even
• 40:50
  saying it's weird how they went out of their way to make Billy the the evil guy
• 40:55
  yeah oh yeah so that that I'm I'm very mindful of you know when you watch even
• 41:01
  I'm sure I've talked about this on the show before but documentaries that I
• 41:05
  generally agree with like you know bowling for Coline or something like
• 41:07
  that [ __ ] Michael Moore quit the [ __ ] mate like you've got to you've
• 41:12
  got you're speaking about things that I should believe in but you're being
• 41:18
  manipulative about it I don't like it like he does Shifty things yeah like it
• 41:24
  undermines his message you know like the shot of Charon hon walking away where
• 41:29
  yeah you see him from the you see Michael Moore from the front saying oh
• 41:32
  you're going to walk away from this photo of a child and then you see a shot
• 41:35
  from behind Michael Moore of char hon walking away funny I didn't see a
• 41:39
  cameraman standing on the other side of him exactly it's manipulative don't do that
• 41:45
  [ __ ] but that's every documentary yeah it is but Michael Moore
• 41:49
  is Infamous for he made one called Roger and me which is all about the uh the
• 41:55
  General Motors plant in Flint Michigan going out of business and the whole
• 42:00
  documentary is him trying to interview
• 42:03
  the CEO of General Motors um and not being able to and he's trying to break
• 42:08
  into the building and he's doing all this stuff and he's trying to Corner him
• 42:11
  at home and all of this stuff and after the movie came out um General Motors
• 42:15
  came out and said the he never once came through our public yeah yeah came
• 42:21
  through our publicity department and asked for an interview yeah which we do all the time
• 42:28
  that said I do I do enjoy his movies I do enjoy his movies but you you
• 42:31
  certainly do have to understand that he has a point of view he has a massive
• 42:34
  bias and if you agree with him yeah then it's fine and you know like I said Bing
• 42:38
  for Coline I think he makes a bunch of good points and there's a lot of good
• 42:41
  stuff in there but uh you know he also distorts the truth a little bit I just I
• 42:47
  don't feel like it's necessary I think you should Dan it's time your
• 42:51
  documentary goes up sure cyborg
• 42:56
  yep Al full of [ __ ] let's do it the
• 43:01
  [ __ ] the guy in that the guy in that is a [ __ ]
• 43:05
  with dead set [ __ ] with which one not the
• 43:12
  star who else is in
• 43:14
  it uh Luke is a child oh yeah oh the
• 43:19
  actor he saying that guy's a [ __ ] withit or he's saying Luke was a [ __ ] withit
• 43:23
  when he was a child saying Luke's a [ __ ] just always been a bit of a nothing yeah
• 43:28
  I've always have been there's no depth to my op Qui taste no depth to my
• 43:31
  opinion L's just a [ __ ] with people go through stages when they meet
• 43:37
  me denial they think I'm sort of funny and quy when they meet me then I become
• 43:42
  really annoying and then it's just luk yeah you get used to him yep cuz he's
• 43:48
  not going anywhere
• 43:51
  nope up at your house and then leave mid party and then everyone will be like the
• 43:57
  [ __ ] did L go and then no you'll see pictures of him at [ __ ] club link on
• 44:01
  Facebook the next day be like yeah what a [ __ ] with a caption having fun with
• 44:08
  Wayne yeah yeah he's a loose canon listen I told you I was trying to hit on Wayne's
• 44:15
  cousin using Wayne to get to her yeah be warned listeners if you if you ever do
• 44:21
  encounter Luke and you go out for a drink with him he will wander off and uh and
• 44:25
  disappear yeah do really need and people who don't know him as well might be like
• 44:29
  oh should we be worried about him and then no don't worry it's not [ __ ]
• 44:33
  pointless you worry all you want it's not going to help Luke has adventures and meets new
• 44:39
  people it's not worth worrying he will do whatever he
• 44:43
  wants I don't know how I'm
• 44:46
  alive I really don't I've I've gotten a people's Vans and driven off yeah in uh
• 44:53
  in in Santa Monica yep yeah yep got really drunk at a burlesque show
• 45:00
  met some guys and off I went oh I'm gonna I'm going to head off with these
• 45:04
  guys right okay where are you going I don't know yet okay I'll meet you back
• 45:09
  at the hotel will I H yep okay fine so you know I'm [ __ ] blind drunk as well
• 45:16
  like okay how am I getting back to the hotel I don't know I walked uh woke up
• 45:21
  in the morning supposed to go to Disney and I'm like you know when you wake up
• 45:25
  and you you remember something and then I woke up and I'm like I
• 45:29
  remembered Luke getting into a van with a bunch of [ __ ] weird guys in Santa
• 45:33
  Monica and I was like a [ __ ] I look over and there he is curled up in
• 45:39
  bed a thank goodness and I went to land for the first time in my life with the
• 45:45
  worst hangover in the world yeah no sympathy but I went on every single ride
• 45:50
  yeah even the [ __ ] ones yep and there are some [ __ ] ones he
• 45:55
  ins so our most recent trip to Disneyland uh Luke insisted that I go on
• 46:00
  It's a Small World After All you have to suffer through that like everyone else I
• 46:05
  made I made him do it [ __ ] yeah not only
• 46:09
  is it mind numbingly boring but it is irritating as
• 46:14
  [ __ ] but despite rumors uh that I had
• 46:19
  heard I can confirm there is a
• 46:24
  Jew so three of them okay H oh you think they got no that's the
• 46:29
  thing that everyone always says like oh yeah there's uh's no Jews in It's a
• 46:34
  Small World After All Because Walt wasn't into them yeah he was not into
• 46:38
  them in a big way gotta I mean if you call funneling money to Hitler and his
• 46:42
  Nazis not into Jews maybe it wasn't about that maybe he just thought yeah
• 46:47
  you know maybe he liked some of their other like stitching homosexuals together you
• 46:53
  know yeah maybe who knows let's give him the
• 46:59
  benefit of the doubt shall we well Luke made me line up for uh the goofy roller
• 47:04
  coaster and I was he go he goes let's go on this and I was like I think that's a
• 47:07
  kids ride Luke I don't know that that's going to be very interesting he's like
• 47:10
  no no no no no no look look it looks fun I'm like all right we waited in line for
• 47:14
  [ __ ] what an hour to get on that and it was just yep you know it's just
• 47:19
  little kid roller coaster roller coaster that kind of for small children really
• 47:23
  do anything special well we lined up uh to go on the uh the Toy Story ride but
• 47:29
  it turned out to be pretty good I don't think I've been on that and actually
• 47:32
  because because most of the rides in Disneyland are a little bit lame uh in
• 47:36
  terms of thrill rides it was probably actually the most thrilling H yeah
• 47:40
  Disneyland doesn't really do the big thrill rides it's really is a whole
• 47:44
  family thing well Space Mountain you want thr rid you go Six Flags and stuff
• 47:48
  Space Mountain is not thrilling it's excellent but it's not thrilling it's
• 47:54
  just it's the most thrilling best ride they have at Disneyland but it's not
• 48:00
  yeah compared to the other stuff is thrilling but still but still I'm going
• 48:03
  to go I'm I'm probably going to Euro Disney next year oh I am great Hannah's
• 48:08
  friends getting married oh and she lives in France France sorry do you say France
• 48:15
  Now France is that a thing we're just going to have to get used to yes it's
• 48:19
  France L France France no France this is
• 48:24
  uh Luke talking on his gin and endone
• 48:29
  s you just you to announce yourself it just makes you Posh yes I've just got a
• 48:33
  little loopy got luk one is speaking with his endone and gin brain on this is
• 48:39
  Luke speaking with uh this is Dan speaking with a cup
• 48:45
  of coffee this is Matt speaking I've ran out of coffee I'm have to have some more
• 48:48
  after this oh man you've run out Oh you mean in your cup oh in my cup yeah yeah
• 48:53
  yeah there's more in the kitchen you're not you're not doing this podcast for in
• 48:57
  the morning without coffee God no I would have postponed it had that been
• 49:00
  the case I am so happy we can record it a sensible time again so am
• 49:05
  I it's 8:30 in the morning now instead of 6:30 and it's 10:30 here instead of
• 49:12
  11:30 much it's the same for me nothing changes the
• 49:18
  middle so Sydney is apparently being split into three cities did you see this
• 49:23
  article yeah so this is a city that we used to all live in and now none of us
• 49:27
  live in yeah Y and Sydney is now going
• 49:32
  to be split into three separate autonomous but conjoined cities so what
• 49:39
  I want to know is Weir are they still going to call the whole thing Sydney or
• 49:43
  is it not going to be Sydney anymore and there's going to be Park Western
• 49:46
  Parkland City Central River City and Eastern Harbor City like a Pokémon
• 49:51
  game I believe it's going to be more similar to what they have uh in the
• 49:57
  Philippines which is you'll have a city
• 50:01
  called Manila for example and within
• 50:04
  that City there are smaller cities right
• 50:09
  that make up keson City Pig and I don't think you'd be able to stop calling it
• 50:16
  Sydney no yeah all right cool but you want know what this is going to be like
• 50:20
  this is going to be like uh how we have
• 50:23
  now since the new DC EU we know that
• 50:28
  metropolis and Gotham are literally just two cities next to one another yeah
• 50:32
  that's right you know and we argue at the time that that's not how cities work
• 50:37
  that if you are in one city and then you go north you're just in North Sydney or
• 50:43
  Western Sydney whereas this will no longer be the case so Western Parkland
• 50:47
  city is everything from penth to Campbell
• 50:50
  toown aka the area shle of Sydney yeah yeah well as they say in here
• 50:57
  Western Sydney known for its [ __ ] derel and [ __ ] doesn't say those exact
• 51:01
  words lowincome families and crime okay yeah you're not you're not incorrect
• 51:07
  look we we have a lot of listeners out there and we love we love where we came
• 51:12
  from hey man that's our Hood we're just never going to go back and live there
• 51:15
  Central River City is everything from Olympic Park up to what looks like
• 51:20
  uh probably like Christ what's north of param like Lane Cove yeah well no I
• 51:27
  think hornsby's going to be the the north of Eastern Harbor City which goes
• 51:32
  seems to go from Sydney airport in right
• 51:35
  up to um northern beaches yeah right so
• 51:39
  what this is actually mean basically what they're trying to do is to have
• 51:45
  three Central Business districts rather than one so rather than everyone from
• 51:50
  all the Sydney suburbs just stream into Sydney City every day that cuz
• 51:56
  ridiculous yeah that if you live in the West penth Campbell town then then you
• 52:00
  will commute to penth yeah um which is going to be more of a city or if you
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  live in Olympic Park you'll commute to param that means everyone's going to
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  have to switch jobs and and stuff or they're going to have to convince
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  businesses to move and that kind of thing but yeah I mean it'll be a slow
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  roll out over time and there might be incentives to try to but their their
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  their aim is that everyone can can get to a hub within 30 minutes yeah you know
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  that if you're in pen in pen and wanted to drive to Sydney in the morning you
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  would have to take 3 hours to get there if you wanted to drive to like the
• 52:34
  business district in Sydney traffic is terrible oh yeah if
• 52:38
  listeners who don't live in Sydney uh if you the traffic is just [ __ ] awful
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  like going from pen to param which on a weekend is like a 20 minute trip if I
• 52:48
  used to drive to work it would seriously take me an hour and a half to 2 hours
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  yeah I used to drive from my place in Summer Hill to
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  my work the SPs studios in um Aran and it used to take me 30 minutes in the
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  morning and an hour and a half in the evening yeah because when I worked in uh
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  I worked in uh neutral Bay right I just the problem is the B that stays out of
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  it if you need to get on the other side of the harbor that's you [ __ ] because
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  you've either got to go right through the middle of the city across the Harbor
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  Bridge which is just [ __ ] disaster or no one wants to do that or you got to go
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  round the other way which takes forever and public transport in syage sucks now
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  I was actually discussing with this actually it doesn't suck with someone
• 53:33
  this week doesn't suck compared to other cities I got to say the public
• 53:36
  transport's pretty good there's just too many people that's the problem there's
• 53:39
  too many people but no what w we're not talking about thinning out the
• 53:43
  population Matt okay just just whoa calm
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  down one thing confused me Sydney is a relatively young
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  City like there are New York and Japan which have been around for forever
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  France Japan Japan's not a city France also not a city no no no but but I know
• 54:05
  that but Paris and stuff like cities that have been around forever that are
• 54:10
  welld designed and then we have Sydney which is built it was never planned so
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  your your argument is they any City built like Paris for example built
• 54:20
  literally in the Dark Ages right like they don't make them like they used to
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  yep they knew they knew they were going to have traffic problems when they built
• 54:29
  Paris yes that's right you know when they built Paris you could only get to
• 54:32
  it by a boat you know that right yeah but if you go there now it's
• 54:37
  a lot better it is wait hang on a minute hang on a minute hang on a minute hang
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  on a minute wait are you saying traffic in Paris is good Luke have you ever been
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  to Paris I have no idea a [ __ ] disaster mate I don't know I don't go
• 54:52
  till next year so I'm just making [ __ ] up at the moment look up uh
• 54:56
  videos of the traffic because the AR Triumph I'm probably pronouncing that
• 55:01
  atrociously no no I thought that was quite good there's a it's in the middle
• 55:04
  of a round you could sound a little more uh pretentious when you say
• 55:08
  it uh it's in the middle of a roundabout a big roundabout and then look up videos
• 55:13
  of the [ __ ] traffic in that roundabout it's it's like mesmerizing I
• 55:16
  just stood there and watched it because I'm like how the [ __ ] are they are
• 55:19
  people doing this like it's atrocious I'll work it out when I go there I'm
• 55:25
  going to drive ah don't I'm going to drive around that round I'm telling you
• 55:30
  don't I'm going to Italy in uh in June really and I now when you say you're
• 55:36
  going to Italy going to download yeah I'm going to the Pirate Bay no I'm going
• 55:41
  to actual Italy so I should be able to see a lot of movies while I'm there yeah
• 55:45
  yeah awesome yeah yeah but I'm planning to drive but I've never driven on that
• 55:49
  side of the road so I don't know how I'll go I do that every day now the what
• 55:55
  I found the hardest was starting like pulling out of a driveway that was where I had to
• 56:01
  concentrate it was fine but yeah turning turning Corners when there's no traffic
• 56:07
  in front of you is tricky cuz you at first cuz you don't you got to like [ __ ]
• 56:12
  which ofely go yeah yeah cuz I know when I was uh when I was last in when I went
• 56:18
  over for Matt and Jenna's wedding I um when I was dropping the high car off I
• 56:22
  nearly had a head on with a cop and Hannah hannnah was really good and
• 56:28
  just went Luke don't wish to alarm you but you're driving on the wrong side of
• 56:32
  the road and I've gone yes I am and I've just gone back to the right side and
• 56:36
  then the cop just drove past which was nice of them CU they could tell you were
• 56:40
  a stupid Australian it's because he was
• 56:45
  white on your way sir yeah never oh
• 56:49
  never mind um yeah I drove I drive here on the you know the other side of the
• 56:54
  road now every day h United States and then when we went over to England uh in
• 56:59
  February I drove out to from London out to Salsbury into Stonehenge and that uh
• 57:05
  back on the uh you drove into Stonehenge yeah is that what you just said drove to
• 57:11
  Stonehenge two Stonehenge I may I may have set into yeah I misspoke hey Matt
• 57:16
  can you go up to Stonehenge no or you can't you you can uh like there's a if
• 57:22
  you want to pay you can park there and you can get close is to it but you can't
• 57:28
  touch it you can't get within I'm not sure what the distance is we didn't
• 57:30
  because we didn't we didn't do that we went to yeah it's roped off but what we
• 57:35
  did and what you can do is around the back of Stonehenge is like a dirt road
• 57:40
  that comes up at the back and you can kind of you can just drive to that road
• 57:44
  and look at it from there exactly exactly and then you don't have to pay
• 57:47
  anyone but even when you do pay you still have to look from the car park
• 57:51
  yeah they don't let you no you can't you can't go into it and be like [ __ ] I'm in
• 57:55
  henge no Le against you can't I I'm not quite sure how far you have to be from
• 57:59
  it at this point cuz I know that they maybe adjust those things but you
• 58:03
  definitely cannot approach the stones you have to stand back a bit and look at
• 58:06
  it okay cuz yeah I only remember watching it in like shows and people
• 58:10
  were sort of walking through them and stuff so that's not the case anymore no
• 58:14
  when when we went in I've been there twice I went in
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  2009 I think and it was it was already you had to stay back and I think they
• 58:23
  moved it further back people were being [ __ ] M if you could go there I would go there
• 58:29
  today you know what I mean like if I could actually go into it I would
• 58:32
  [ __ ] go to England specifically to see this [ __ ] magnificent thing yeah
• 58:36
  but if it's just seeing it from the road yeah it's just not it's just not the
• 58:41
  same I mean you can go to Machu Picchu right yeah and [ __ ] go into it yeah
• 58:46
  yeah and walk around yeah I'd like to do that L of walking though yeah we talked
• 58:51
  about that remember you were going to mate I was set to do it I was so Psy
• 58:56
  [ __ ] is expensive though yeah not well probably not for me as much now cuz oh
• 59:02
  okay money bags no I mean because I'm in the on the same [ __ ] continent I
• 59:07
  could probably sorry they're not joined are they to North and South America no
• 59:12
  they are they are and continents continent is not a scientific uh term
• 59:16
  anyway yeah so don't worry we had an argument about
• 59:20
  continents about whether okay I want to weigh in on this go ahead okay when you
• 59:26
  think okay when I say England for example or the UK is that part of
• 59:32
  Europe it's not part of Continental Europe yeah that's my okay good but it is
• 59:39
  colloquially people here especially refer like that it is Europe you know
• 59:44
  what I mean like England it's not Europe it's the UK it's different yeah that was
• 59:48
  my point of view and then literally everybody else literally everybody else
• 59:51
  was like no it's Europe and um somebody told me the other day that Australia was
• 59:56
  part of Asia it's austral Asia austal Asia yes it's not no it's not sure if
• 1:00:01
  you're grouping into austral Asia fine I'm not saying it's not part of austral
• 1:00:04
  Asia but you can't just casually throw out things like yeah Australia that's in
• 1:00:09
  Asia yeah no it's it's Australia no it isn't it's like yeah it's not yeah it
• 1:00:13
  just isn't yeah New Zealand is a part of Australia sure they they just have to
• 1:00:20
  accept sure they love it when people say that but I mean in terms of continents
• 1:00:24
  like you could walk from South Africa
• 1:00:28
  right to can to the to the sorry say that again sorry I thought he said South
• 1:00:34
  America I thought he said South America no you could walk from South Africa to
• 1:00:38
  the most eastern point of Asia I'm not that stupid and then if the bearing land
• 1:00:44
  bridge was still there you you could walk all the way down to South America
• 1:00:47
  as well like it's almost all joint so this kind of notion of continents is a
• 1:00:53
  bit misleading I don't think I'd want to walk that far probably catch a bus but
• 1:00:56
  well I walked from Gladesville to New Town once and that was a [ __ ] long
• 1:01:00
  walk you know what I mean yeah walked from darling Harbor Home many times over
• 1:01:05
  the years yeah to stand more or what what
• 1:01:10
  oh no to here [ __ ] not to Warwick to [ __ ] Rhode
• 1:01:16
  Island no but I'm still that's still a hell of a long way yeah that's all right
• 1:01:22
  I'm good at walking some of us have legs that work I wish I could walk as much
• 1:01:26
  here as I did in Sydney no one laughed at that so now I just look like a [ __ ]
• 1:01:30
  no no no I'm just like I wish I could
• 1:01:34
  walk I go for surgery soon oh yay 8th of October what are they going to do to you
• 1:01:40
  they're going to do some where they cut my bone and then break it and then put
• 1:01:45
  bone in it and then stuff happens I don't really know Hannah knows she can explain
• 1:01:51
  it okay well let's have the Hannah on the podcast one night and she can
• 1:01:55
  explain the Luke has I'll Luke is becoming more and more of a child as he
• 1:02:00
  gets older yeah yeah and he's loving every second of it I bet you you either
• 1:02:06
  he's naked right now or he's in a onesie yeah I'm in a onesie he was taken
• 1:02:11
  to according to his Instagram he was taken to like a a a petting zoo or some
• 1:02:15
  sort of child children's interactive exhibit uh it was awesome yeah well I
• 1:02:21
  learned when him and Hannah stayed with me recently that Luke's not allowed to
• 1:02:24
  um be in charge of his own money so Luke gets Luke gets an
• 1:02:29
  allowance that he's allowed to spend on whatever he likes and then Hannah takes
• 1:02:33
  the rest of it and spends it wisely let's be honest that's probably for the
• 1:02:37
  best yeah I have money I spend
• 1:02:42
  it there's one other thing that I wanted to make sure we talked about this week
• 1:02:46
  because I feel like everybody needs to know about it um now I [ __ ] hate
• 1:02:51
  these things so I avoid them anyway but you know the bathroom they the worst
• 1:02:55
  things in the world the bathroom hand dryers that that you know the ones that
• 1:03:00
  blast hot air at you yeah and don't dry your hands well not only that apparently
• 1:03:05
  they also blast you with [ __ ] they've done a study and uh and they found that
• 1:03:10
  uh there's so much that's how air works yeah well in in a in a public bathroom
• 1:03:14
  there's so much poopies floating around um that when you use those those hand
• 1:03:19
  drers that's you know a lot of What Not a lot of implies that it's literally
• 1:03:25
  exploring splattering you [ __ ] but you are getting poopy particles on your
• 1:03:29
  hands as you use them so uh do what I do and also use the the paper towel yeah
• 1:03:35
  always use paper because the thing about those those hand
• 1:03:39
  dryers en clean cleaned that often no you I [ __ ] hate those ones that it's
• 1:03:46
  like you know you you got to put your hands vertical and then and put your
• 1:03:49
  hands down into it and then it just [ __ ] sprays water all over you like what is that
• 1:03:54
  [ __ ] yeah but at least it raise your hands yeah you know I've got in the the
• 1:03:58
  shared bathrooms in the building I work in the Taps don't stay on you got to
• 1:04:04
  hold it down so you have to wash one hand then the other
• 1:04:10
  hand ridiculous um one thing I was at PX the other week obviously as as listeners may
• 1:04:17
  know oh that's right we didn't talk about that ask you about packs okay we
• 1:04:21
  well we can do that in a minute I was just going to say that uh over here I
• 1:04:24
  don't recall this happening too much at at things in Australia but that we do
• 1:04:29
  over here form two lines which I think is quite nice when you use a public
• 1:04:33
  restroom uh at a convention one for the cubicles and one for the urin one for
• 1:04:38
  the so one for the people who can pee in front of other people and one for the
• 1:04:42
  people who can't yeah exactly and know but I mean the line for the cubicles is
• 1:04:46
  always quite long and I'm like who who poops at these things like I think you
• 1:04:52
  will find it's a lot so much pooping as in want use
• 1:04:57
  the cuz I don't think I could I mean the state of those bathrooms no I'll wait
• 1:05:03
  thanks yeah but sometimes when you got to go you got to go yeah that is true
• 1:05:07
  that is true and they don't serve the best food at these functions that's why
• 1:05:10
  I don't I tend to I take peanut butter and jelly sandwiches apparently I'm a
• 1:05:13
  child as well I just realized and you got to realize a lot of these people
• 1:05:17
  probably haven't left the house quite a lot and they' probably got a pooping
• 1:05:21
  schedule that they're just sticking to yeah cuz they got to fit it in between
• 1:05:25
  their roads and that's yeah exactly and that's why you don't want to use oh they're
• 1:05:29
  AIDS that's why you don't want to use the hand ders at uh these events yeah
• 1:05:34
  what's up PX is there anything in particular you would like to know about
• 1:05:36
  we're doing a wrap-up episode that'll be up this week uh so what did you do what
• 1:05:41
  did I do okay well that's probably going to be in the wrap-up episode I'd say
• 1:05:44
  yeah but I want to know firsthand what did you see what was the best thing you
• 1:05:48
  saw the best thing I saw we bought uh we bought two board games uh at this event
• 1:05:53
  we bought cursed Court from uh Atlas games and we actually uh got some
• 1:05:58
  friends at Atlas games now cuz we we've challenged them to a few games of of
• 1:06:02
  coed Court while we were there uh and that's a really good board game it's
• 1:06:07
  like a betting game where you bet on the on what cards you think will appear and
• 1:06:13
  then you reveal cards as you go along and then you can kind of you know like
• 1:06:17
  uh if you you can take over other people's bets and stuff like that it's
• 1:06:20
  it's good it's a good game okay uh and then the other other game that we bought
• 1:06:25
  is a game called called ilat um I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly
• 1:06:29
  it is it was had your name in it no it was well Patrick rothus uh mentioned it
• 1:06:34
  and uh and and and gave it a pretty good WAP so we went and checked it out they
• 1:06:38
  had a booth and it is do you know the band The
• 1:06:44
  Decemberists no no I know of them okay yeah I I wasn't that familiar with them
• 1:06:49
  either Apparently one of them designed it and it's it's very
• 1:06:53
  uh the game itself is beautiful it's like a a card game um and the you have
• 1:07:00
  like a cloth board that you put down as well and then also the box is part of
• 1:07:04
  the game because the box has four the Four Seasons on each side and you rotate
• 1:07:10
  it to to to adjust the way the game is played and there also these tarot cards
• 1:07:16
  of P it's it's great it's like a really quick it's it's quick to learn uh but
• 1:07:22
  difficult to master I guess is a good way to put it that's I think that's how
• 1:07:26
  I put it on Twitter now I did see that you played The Thorn watch oh yeah we
• 1:07:31
  did yeah we also watched um we design we played like one of the first versions of
• 1:07:36
  that game years ago yeah and we were terrible at it yes well it's quite
• 1:07:42
  different now learn shark had the actual boxes like they went to the printers and
• 1:07:48
  picked up I think the first 12 actual copies of thorn watch like it's done
• 1:07:52
  it's finished this is the game and so we got to play the actual finished thing uh
• 1:07:57
  which was nice and it it's it's great like it's really cool the it's been
• 1:08:02
  refined it's less of a role playing game than it was originally I think it's okay
• 1:08:08
  it's more of a its own kind of thing now uh yep yeah it's it's really cool uh you
• 1:08:14
  got one person who is the the judge which is kind of like the dungeon master
• 1:08:19
  and then everyone else players uh and you can just play it as kind of like a
• 1:08:22
  straight up board game where you don't you don't necessarily have to get into
• 1:08:27
  character or anything like that you just play it or every card and every every
• 1:08:32
  every thing you use as part of the game has a little prompt on it generally
• 1:08:36
  speaking like a little text prompt um that can help you if you want to go a
• 1:08:40
  bit more role play with it it's got you can I do like that because sometimes
• 1:08:45
  you're playing with people and that going that little bit more role playing
• 1:08:48
  can be fun then playing with people who that's just not for them right exactly
• 1:08:52
  so you don't have to force that upon people which means you're probably easy
• 1:08:55
  to get a g games yeah to get people to play so I think it's well balanced like
• 1:08:58
  that did you see any video games cuz I know they were announcing the final
• 1:09:03
  episode of The Walking Dead oh okay did you see anything about that no I didn't
• 1:09:09
  uh M doesn't like Telltale Games and he doesn't like The Walking Dead so even if
• 1:09:13
  he did he wouldn't have paid attention to here's the thing at E3 we made
• 1:09:16
  friends with a bunch of people from Telltale so don't tell him I don't like
• 1:09:19
  it I love them I've purchased every single Telltale Game at least twice
• 1:09:25
  I tried I tried I tried after after E3 I came back and I tried to play Fable
• 1:09:30
  again don't like it I keep meaning to give Fable another go I was actually
• 1:09:35
  about to start playing it cuz I've got the win 10 version but then I've gone no
• 1:09:39
  I'm going to hold on to that cuz I'm going to be in hospital for a week so
• 1:09:41
  I'm going to play that in there ah well there's your review Fable we [ __ ] all
• 1:09:46
  tried to play it some of us multiple times some of us just couldn't get into
• 1:09:49
  it some of us are just maybe going to get into it in the future are you Tak no
• 1:09:53
  I've already I've played it twice already cuz I've played the Xbox 360 and
• 1:09:57
  the Xbox One are you taking your Xbox to hospital no I'm going to take my laptop
• 1:10:02
  take your switch I will be cuz I can get
• 1:10:05
  achievements on that soon good Xbox um I can get Xbox achievements playing
• 1:10:11
  Minecraft oh that's true on the switch that's true oh yeah the other thing I
• 1:10:14
  played is Super Meat Boy forever speaking of the switch which is uh the
• 1:10:18
  new super me boy game made by Tommy Rin I can't I don't know how to pronounce
• 1:10:23
  his surname just just Tommy sorry Tommy uh yeah he's doing this this one
• 1:10:28
  independently on his own uh he has a team but basically I just mean Ed
• 1:10:32
  McMillan's not not doing this one with him and it's more of a procedurally
• 1:10:36
  generated game than the original was uh it's an like it's an infinite Runner you
• 1:10:41
  can't stop running and you have to it if you haven't played Super Meat Boy it's
• 1:10:45
  just it's [ __ ] excellent and but it's infuriatingly difficult and this is more
• 1:10:49
  of the same with the gaml adjusted slightly so it's not the
• 1:10:53
  same thing uh it is different but it it it's familiar uh and we played it for I
• 1:10:59
  don't know about half an hour it's fun it's real fun so but yeah each each
• 1:11:05
  level is made up of um there are cells that contain puzzles kind of or puzzles
• 1:11:11
  or I guess gameplay elements and they're procedurally generated into a level at
• 1:11:16
  the beginning so every time you play it it's different but they fit together
• 1:11:20
  like blocks so it's it's quite clever h sounds interesting and I was I
• 1:11:26
  was a big fan of the first meat boys so I was planning to come with you to pack
• 1:11:30
  I hated it but uh yes you know yeah you do yeah you all you get the shits with
• 1:11:35
  that game and you stop playing for a while and then you go back and then you
• 1:11:38
  can beat that level you got stuck on first try that's I find I find I end up
• 1:11:42
  hating myself more than the game when I play it generally speaking I find I'm I
• 1:11:46
  hate you more than the game too yeah that's fair but yeah I was hoping to try and
• 1:11:51
  cover the pack e with you next year okay but um cuz I'm going to France I don't
• 1:11:56
  think I'll be able to but I'm still going to try well please do it's a good
• 1:12:00
  time you going to France better not be instead of us going and staying at the
• 1:12:06
  [ __ ] Star Wars Hotel oh no we are going to stay at that Star Wars Hotel
• 1:12:11
  not when it opens right away because I want it to sort of be a bit quieter sure
• 1:12:16
  and I want to get you want to wait till Star Wars goes out of fashion
• 1:12:19
  yeah but we are going to go stay there we're going to just throw as much money
• 1:12:24
  at them as we can to get the best room and experience we can just [ __ ] throw
• 1:12:29
  money at the staff hey catch guys we are going to throw money at you just give us
• 1:12:35
  the best experience you are in for a treat my friends is it going to be like
• 1:12:39
  that time you left a wonderful tip or you didn't you forgot you were going to
• 1:12:42
  leave a wonderful tip for the uh the cleaning crew at our last Hotel Luke he
• 1:12:47
  saved all his pennies every single coin pennies all his pennies into a little
• 1:12:51
  pouch just probably put whole couple of dollars in there
• 1:12:55
  cuz I I I don't like coins and I never used and you thought that you thought
• 1:12:59
  they would y it's worth a try someone bought themselves couple of warheads on
• 1:13:04
  the way home the candy not illegal Warheads yeah if you had 75 cents you
• 1:13:10
  can get New York's cheapest coffee I can tell you where podcast at multim
• 1:13:14
  orgasm.com God I do feel like another New York hot dog now eism God I love
• 1:13:20
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