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I Don’t Really Care · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  El Guapo: Whoa!
• 0:08
  El Guapo: A time when things are shifting, there could be a new lead.
• 0:16
  El Guapo: Stubborn, who are fake news.
• 0:21
  El Guapo: I am not suicidal.
• 0:24
  El Guapo: We'll circle back with you directly. I can.
• 0:26
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna miss this music do not come.
• 0:32
  El Guapo: Not come.
• 0:34
  El Guapo: I'm gonna come.
• 0:36
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 200 7,270 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:41
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:43
  Testecleese: I wish you guys drinking some beers talk about what's going on. We got Guapo with us.
• 0:48
  El Guapo: Hey, guys.
• 0:50
  Testecleese: As we've ushered in the new President, Donald Trump, for a second term into office.
• 0:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 0:57
  Testecleese: I don't know why this isn't making as much news as it should have, but this is only the second time in American history.
• 1:03
  Brian McFadden: Leyland. We talked about this.
• 1:06
  Testecleese: I know, and we were excited about it like this is cool. You don't see this like no one's ever seen this happen before.
• 1:11
  Testecleese: Obviously, except for Grover Cleveland, I don't know why they didn't make more headlines, but whatever I guess it wasn't a first, st and no one cares.
• 1:19
  El Guapo: No, it wasn't. It's dropped. They don't care about that shit.
• 1:22
  Testecleese: So I thought it was really neat.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, called the planets.
• 1:28
  El Guapo: I don't care.
• 1:29
  Testecleese: The planets have aligned. Have you guys been out to see it?
• 1:33
  El Guapo: No, I totally forgot. At night.
• 1:35
  Brian McFadden: It's cloudy here, I think.
• 1:38
  Testecleese: I brought this up like a while ago, too. All month long you can see the the planets lined up in.
• 1:43
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:44
  El Guapo: In the night sky!
• 1:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. It's the lunar lunar.
• 1:51
  Testecleese: It was clear day.
• 1:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you can see Venus, Mercury, Mars, and Jupiter.
• 1:59
  Testecleese: like all lined up in space, which is pretty crazy anyway.
• 2:05
  Testecleese: What's it getting me? Some follow-up stuff, someone besides me saying something about the super mayor.
• 2:12
  Brian McFadden: Put that in there.
• 2:13
  Testecleese: Tiffany Hayneyard was.
• 2:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:15
  Testecleese: Mayor.
• 2:15
  Brian McFadden: She is being.
• 2:16
  El Guapo: Held in contempt of court.
• 2:21
  Brian McFadden: We, you know, for allegedly stonewalling liquor licenses.
• 2:27
  Testecleese: Damn!
• 2:28
  Testecleese: Yes, it doesn't make sure that she gets to decide.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: Got to get him or something. But.
• 2:35
  El Guapo: Are the oldest obvious dude like, Wow you had to get. It's like doing.
• 2:40
  Testecleese: Backwards.
• 2:41
  El Guapo: Acapul, and they're like, Oh, they get him for the income tax.
• 2:44
  Brian McFadden: And she couldn't even show up to court on time. She showed up a half hour late for the hearing.
• 2:49
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:51
  Testecleese: And I want to follow up on Guapo said about Al Capone. That's the way I felt about a lot of the stuff they did to trump
• 2:59
  Testecleese: or show me the man. Show me the crime. They they could have got her on something better than
• 3:04
  Testecleese: I'm joking around. The liquor. License is still an abuse of power, but.
• 3:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:08
  Testecleese: She robbed this community, blind.
• 3:11
  Brian McFadden: Well. Apparently the FBI is still reportedly investigating headgear for alleged corruption in Dalton and Thornton Township.
• 3:20
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 3:22
  Testecleese: Well, we will keep our eyes on this. I can't believe what she's been impeached and recalled once, and she just said, no. So I mean this.
• 3:32
  Testecleese: they lose.
• 3:34
  El Guapo: Because of the laws of the State. You cannot recall anybody. Is Illinois.
• 3:37
  Testecleese: And then why bother having the election? The vote, you know.
• 3:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, but hey, they're fucking. Bought it for this shit, you know.
• 3:49
  Testecleese: Well
• 3:51
  Testecleese: onto the next. Follow up. How many times have we said? Just invest in what Nancy Pelosi and her husband are investing in.
• 3:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but we don't. We've got. We don't know until after it's too late. Nancy Pelosi doesn't put out stock tips.
• 4:05
  El Guapo: No the need. There's a way to find out just to Lacey. Go search for it, and I'm too broke to invest.
• 4:11
  El Guapo: But yeah, there's a way you can look at it.
• 4:14
  Testecleese: That 2 broke from the best use. Robin Hood. You can get like pieces of shares.
• 4:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 4:20
  Testecleese: You make a couple bucks, you turn around, reinvest it.
• 4:24
  Testecleese: shoot dude. I know you got some silver stashed away.
• 4:28
  Testecleese: Keep an eye on the silver market. It's been moving rapidly, quickly. You can buy and sell off real quick. Make a couple bucks.
• 4:35
  El Guapo: I'm bankrupt, dude like literally bankrupt. It's like I cannot.
• 4:40
  Testecleese: That's why you do this at the pawn shop, so no one could see the cash going back and forth.
• 4:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, I don't have to go to coin store to give you a better return.
• 4:50
  Testecleese: Same difference. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Pelosi has disclosed her sale of Nvidia and Apple.
• 4:59
  Testecleese: So I don't know. Is it already too late to dump because the market did take a big hit.
• 5:06
  Testecleese: and she went ahead and purchased alphabet and Amazon stocks. Remember, alphabet owns Google and Youtube and
• 5:13
  Testecleese: half the world.
• 5:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, when Apple and Google did come out and say that they are updating Google maps.
• 5:20
  El Guapo: Sure.
• 5:26
  Brian McFadden: Of America is being added to the Google.
• 5:28
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, okay, yeah, you're right. That that is being done. Gulf of America. The car around and take a picture of everyone's house again.
• 5:37
  Brian McFadden: No, they actually do that every other day.
• 5:40
  Brian McFadden: They do that on a regular, fairly regular basis. Yeah.
• 5:42
  Testecleese: I I need to find out when things coming through my neighborhood, because, you know, I'm gonna be in that doing something stupid in my yard. You know what I mean.
• 5:49
  Brian McFadden: Break out the banjo.
• 5:50
  Testecleese: Exactly with the big straw and the the corn cob pipe.
• 5:57
  El Guapo: Still a Gulf of Mexico.
• 6:01
  Testecleese: Honestly, I don't care what the fuck we call it. But is this.
• 6:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:03
  Testecleese: Is is this trump trying to get around? Joe biden banning oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
• 6:11
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 6:12
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha, ha,
• 6:15
  Testecleese: Probably bitch. There is no Gulf of Mexico.
• 6:18
  El Guapo: No. What are you talking about?
• 6:21
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 6:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, and
• 6:24
  El Guapo: I mean to be honest, it should have been like talking about the entire continent, you know, north and South.
• 6:33
  Testecleese: It's not even that dude. It's got more coastline of the United States than it does with Mexico.
• 6:39
  Testecleese: You got Florida, Louisiana, Texas, right?
• 6:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm gonna.
• 6:45
  El Guapo: Mississippi, Alabama.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. That whole, that whole.
• 6:50
  Testecleese: There.
• 6:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:51
  Testecleese: That's a big giant swath of land.
• 6:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, but and
• 6:57
  Testecleese: Namely's Mount Mckinney is back, too.
• 7:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, I didn't know nothing about that. That's in Alaska or.
• 7:04
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, Obama renamed it to yukon.
• 7:07
  Brian McFadden: Because they said that people in Alaska wanted a.
• 7:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. And nobody gave a shit.
• 7:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 7:13
  Testecleese: The trump turned it back to Mount Mckinley, the highest point in the United States.
• 7:19
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 7:20
  Testecleese: And what.
• 7:21
  El Guapo: Because Mckinley bought Alaska, or something like that.
• 7:27
  Testecleese: I, honestly, I don't know. That's a
• 7:29
  Testecleese: good trivia question for future knowledge.
• 7:32
  El Guapo: I'm about to look it up real quick.
• 7:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, I wouldn't. It's gonna eat at me until I know now.
• 7:37
  Testecleese: And Ramaswami he was going to do doge with Elon Musk right.
• 7:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:43
  Testecleese: Well, apparently he is not. Instead, he's going to be running for Governor of Ohio.
• 7:50
  Testecleese: so that ought to be fun.
• 7:53
  Testecleese: I'd be very interested to see what Ohio does if he becomes Governor, because Ohio and West Virginia have a close relationship anyway, when it comes to a lot of different stuff
• 8:03
  Testecleese: a lot of commerce, basically, and be very. I'm very interested to see where that could go. But you know, that's just because it affects me personally.
• 8:12
  Testecleese: But I wasn't excited to see him and Musk doing department of government efficiency.
• 8:19
  Testecleese: It appears it will not be.
• 8:23
  Brian McFadden: Mama
• 8:24
  Brian McFadden: Kinley is somebody I don't know. This is very. This is a very convoluted thing, because apparently in 1916 somebody, a hunter, naturalists wanted it named Mount Denali National Park.
• 8:39
  Brian McFadden: which means the Great One.
• 8:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, 100 years ago.
• 8:43
  Brian McFadden: But Mount Mckinley National Park officially prevailed after its legislation was signed in February of 1917,
• 8:55
  Brian McFadden: and the reason they went with that was, I don't know.
• 9:03
  El Guapo: Because, Obama, didn't you say that.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: Well, Obama changed it.
• 9:07
  Brian McFadden: Out changing the denali. Apparently Denali was the way they wanted to go with, and.
• 9:13
  Testecleese: A 100 years.
• 9:13
  Brian McFadden: All of it's about Abbothascan groups living close to the mountain. Didn't think that that name translated.
• 9:22
  Brian McFadden: It was incompatible with her worldview.
• 9:26
  Brian McFadden: because they know Mckinley's named after a person, and the Indian tribe in the area does not normally name things after people.
• 9:36
  Testecleese: Oh, so it's an American state now.
• 9:41
  Brian McFadden: But it's very convoluted. So.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: I look at all over this country. The names of half the backwoods areas are still woodsy, dude, like
• 9:51
  Testecleese: near where I grew up in Massachusetts there was a place called Powhattan.
• 9:56
  Testecleese: I don't know how much you guys know, but Powhattan was Pocahontas's father.
• 10:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:02
  Testecleese: And was the one who possibly
• 10:07
  Testecleese: chased down and killed all of the Jamestown settlers.
• 10:11
  Brian McFadden: My hometown in Michigan is named after an Indian chief, so.
• 10:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, did ya wampa poag wampatuck? All sorts of stuff like that where I grew up.
• 10:22
  Brian McFadden: So Massachusetts is from the Masseswait tribe.
• 10:25
  Brian McFadden: I do believe I've got more Indian DNA than
• 10:29
  El Guapo: Elizabeth Warren.
• 10:30
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 10:32
  Testecleese: I have more Neanderthal DNA than she has native blood.
• 10:37
  Testecleese: That's not saying much. Actually, I bet I bet you're more closely related to Genghis Khan
• 10:43
  Testecleese: she than she is the Pocahontas.
• 10:45
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, hmm.
• 10:46
  El Guapo: Rowdy.
• 10:47
  El Guapo: Everybody's related to Genghiska.
• 10:49
  Testecleese: That exactly.
• 10:51
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 10:52
  Testecleese: Ever. Yeah, dude, he impregnated thousands of women across every known continent on the planet at the time.
• 10:59
  El Guapo: Was it not like 1, 2 pump chomp?
• 11:02
  El Guapo: I did.
• 11:04
  El Guapo: Do you know.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: You're the Emperor of the world.
• 11:08
  El Guapo: Think like after a while. It's like, you know what? I can build my resistance for a while, you know, and then I don't have to get all this chick pregnant.
• 11:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just saying I'm just saying.
• 11:18
  Testecleese: well, Trump updated us on the drones that we've been seeing over Jersey in particular.
• 11:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, okay.
• 11:25
  Testecleese: Something we said, this is something we.
• 11:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we totally said this. You said it.
• 11:29
  Brian McFadden: It wasn't going to be as exciting as we. Everybody wanted it to be.
• 11:34
  Testecleese: Well, that's what I said was like nobody bothered to do any fucking digging. This was all approved by the Faa 10 years ago.
• 11:43
  Testecleese: And like this is something I was there for people to find out. No one bothered to give a shit to look it up. The news companies that's making everyone panic about this shit didn't bother doing their job. That's what their job is is to find this shit out and let you know right?
• 11:56
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 11:58
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, sorry! There's no such thing as journalism anymore.
• 12:02
  Testecleese: I feel terrible that I did more journalism than Cnn. By simply looking up. What could possibly be the cause of these drones? You know.
• 12:10
  Brian McFadden: We'll talk.
• 12:10
  Testecleese: Great I mean.
• 12:12
  Brian McFadden: We'll talk more about, they know.
• 12:13
  Brian McFadden: And then later.
• 12:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it's yes.
• 12:16
  Testecleese: and don't get wrong. That doesn't account for all the drones that have been out there. But it's still a massive number, and the rest of them could be the idiot that takes his drone off to go investigate the other one that's out there, you know.
• 12:26
  Brian McFadden: What the heck.
• 12:28
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 12:29
  El Guapo: So. What awesome ladies!
• 12:31
  El Guapo: What is it.
• 12:34
  Brian McFadden: They're saying it's pre approved drones already flying around. They're fa approved. Some of them are law enforcement. Some of them are Amazon, you know this is us like companies that already got licenses to fly drones in the area.
• 12:47
  Brian McFadden: and some of them were not
• 12:48
  Brian McFadden: our local people that you know, enthusiast.
• 12:51
  El Guapo: No! So just fucking idiots everywhere.
• 12:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. Traffic.
• 12:56
  El Guapo: Traffic.
• 12:56
  Testecleese: You know. No, the traffic, the the
• 12:59
  Testecleese: got opened, and they got clogged up in a hurry.
• 13:02
  El Guapo: Yeah. Fucking Jersey turnpike.
• 13:04
  Testecleese: We?
• 13:05
  Testecleese: The air
• 13:05
  Testecleese: going to happen, though as soon as drones started, we knew this was gonna be a thing with drones flying everywhere, carrying everything
• 13:11
  Testecleese: I mean just looking at like the futurama. I mean it
• 13:15
  Testecleese: duck occasionally. Just duck out of the way of a drone delivering a package.
• 13:19
  Brian McFadden: We had an episode that had 50 downloads.
• 13:24
  Brian McFadden: You want to guess which one.
• 13:25
  Testecleese: I have no idea. Dude.
• 13:28
  Brian McFadden: Kamala could have beat trump, too.
• 13:30
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 13:32
  El Guapo: With me.
• 13:32
  Testecleese: Last one, wasn't it?
• 13:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I believe. So, yeah.
• 13:36
  Testecleese: All right.
• 13:37
  Brian McFadden: That's huge for us. Normally, we're in the 5, 6, 7 download range.
• 13:42
  Testecleese: So Biden was in a South Carolina church on his last day, full day of office.
• 13:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, brother!
• 13:49
  Testecleese: Oh, apparently, he said, that he's not going anywhere.
• 13:52
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 13:53
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean.
• 13:55
  Brian McFadden: Means he's going to try to be the face of the Democrat party.
• 14:00
  El Guapo: Hold on. That's not gonna help. I'm not gonna do. I don't worry about it. When he's going to be at the beach all the time.
• 14:07
  El Guapo: He barely could be present there all the time.
• 14:10
  Testecleese: If he wants to be the face of the party, he needs to actually show up and like, be at stuff. Obama.
• 14:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, doing it. They they burned that Obama bridge with Kamala.
• 14:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 14:19
  Testecleese: Huge mistake for the Democrats.
• 14:21
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 14:23
  Testecleese: And I won't exactly, you know, put Joe's picture on it.
• 14:26
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 14:27
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise man.
• 14:29
  El Guapo: Remember, Nancy Pelosi said that Biden should be on Mount Rushmore. She did.
• 14:34
  Testecleese: Well, and then, yeah, you also heard her come out and admit that she knew he was bonkers, and she was going to force them out of running for reelection.
• 14:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, who uses a teleprompter in a private home.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: Okay, we're coming.
• 14:50
  El Guapo: The democrat.
• 14:50
  Testecleese: I'm wondering what kind of fundraising events is Joe Biden doing in private homes, and like, how much are people paying to have Joe Biden show up to their house.
• 14:58
  El Guapo: I don't know if anybody a lot. They were paying a lot. They're not paying anything now.
• 15:03
  El Guapo: hey? You know what Obama Obama could do it that he's dating Jennifer Aniston, and stuff.
• 15:09
  Testecleese: What?
• 15:10
  Brian McFadden: She's come out and said, That's fight fake news.
• 15:13
  Testecleese: Oh, well, oh, I'm a dating Jennifer Aniston.
• 15:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there's rumors going around me.
• 15:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that Michelle Obama didn't show up to Trump's inauguration
• 15:22
  Brian McFadden: or Carter's funeral that they're getting divorced, and and Obama went out to dinner in a public restaurant in Washington, DC. By himself.
• 15:32
  El Guapo: Did he hear about this dude.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: No, I.
• 15:36
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 15:36
  Testecleese: I make an effort not to fall. Listen to people's marriages.
• 15:40
  El Guapo: No, this is just.
• 15:41
  Testecleese: But I'm still surprised that it didn't. I didn't stumble across it, because it usually shows up in my feed, anyway, you know.
• 15:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think it's just funny, like, all right, whatever.
• 15:51
  Testecleese: Well, no, that's that's I hope his marriage doesn't fall apart. I don't wish I don't. Anyone.
• 15:57
  Testecleese: I mean, maybe he wants to go back to Dudes, or I don't know.
• 16:02
  El Guapo: No? Well, I guess it's like the strong, independent woman.
• 16:06
  Testecleese: If he's if he's allegedly or supposedly getting a piece of Jennifer Aniston. Good for him! Oh, my God!
• 16:13
  Testecleese: Was she like 55 and a goddess.
• 16:18
  Testecleese: All right. Have you seen these lefties online deciding to be mean to our right wing people now, and Independents.
• 16:28
  El Guapo: What?
• 16:28
  Testecleese: They want people to start like bullying the Maga people.
• 16:32
  El Guapo: Okay, like you don't do enough row.
• 16:35
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 16:36
  El Guapo: They've been doing that for a while. So.
• 16:38
  Testecleese: They have. And I was like, how much further is it going now? It's gonna get like, actually in people's faces at the gas station.
• 16:44
  El Guapo: Good. You know what? I'm just gonna.
• 16:47
  Testecleese: Good way to start shit dude.
• 16:49
  El Guapo: That's going to power the pace. They did that before. Look where they end up at.
• 16:55
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 16:56
  Testecleese: I don't know. Depends on where you are, I guess, but, like my little sister came from Massachusetts to Virginia to visit me once.
• 17:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:05
  Testecleese: And
• 17:08
  Testecleese: We were in line at 7 11, and this dude just walks up in front of us in line and just like checks out, and she looks around and says, What am I black?
• 17:16
  Testecleese: And I was like.
• 17:17
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 17:18
  Testecleese: I was like, you can't say shit like that here in Virginia. I was like, you're not in your small little town in Massachusetts anymore. I was like, you do realize the guy who cut in front of you was a black dude, right?
• 17:29
  Testecleese: Like, that's the only time I see it actually causing issues
• 17:33
  Testecleese: with like people trying to get in the actual face of trumpers or Maga folk.
• 17:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Testecleese: The people in Boston aren't wearing their Maga hats out. You know what I mean.
• 17:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, but it's losing momentum. Everybody's like right now. Trump got high approval rate a second term.
• 17:51
  Brian McFadden: No, it's higher than he was. With the 1st turn.
• 17:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is what I can do, totally
• 17:55
  El Guapo: seen this before. So it's like, Wow.
• 17:57
  Testecleese: And Biden left office with the lowest approval rating of any President on record.
• 18:03
  El Guapo: So. So you really want to be the face of Democrat party. Go ahead.
• 18:06
  Testecleese: That's what I that's exactly what I'm warned Bernie. Like. That's well, who else are they gonna put up there as like the.
• 18:14
  Brian McFadden: She's not going anywhere either.
• 18:16
  El Guapo: Good. Let her go, you know, like I don't care.
• 18:20
  El Guapo: Still, not gonna.
• 18:22
  Testecleese: I don't think they have a very good shot of putting Kamala's face up there and let her represent.
• 18:27
  El Guapo: Gretchet. I don't highly doubt it. You know who they got.
• 18:32
  Brian McFadden: No Gretchen Whitmer is probably gonna be the the face of the she's gonna probably definitely run for President.
• 18:39
  El Guapo: Unless the.
• 18:39
  Brian McFadden: She can't be governor anymore. She's term limited out. So.
• 18:44
  Testecleese: A new service blown up at this fire.
• 18:46
  El Guapo: Unless you run for Senator. That's the only reason.
• 18:50
  Brian McFadden: Trump made the
• 18:52
  Brian McFadden: the Mayor of New Los Angeles look horrible when he went out there to talk to the fire victims.
• 18:58
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 18:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because he said that I heard about it on a show today. He was like, you know, like a.
• 19:04
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 19:05
  Brian McFadden: With her, and she was saying, Well, we're gonna hoping to get the people back into their properties and start so they can start clearing them out and clean them up in like a week or so. He's like he basically said, what the fuck you talking about? A week's a long time.
• 19:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, we don't want people.
• 19:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, these people are. They got nothing to do right now. They want to get on their property to start clearing the land. You know we
• 19:25
  Brian McFadden: permits a week from now.
• 19:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, we need to make sure there's nothing toxin here, like everything burned. What the hell is toxins left, you know.
• 19:32
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Well, a week or so is also a way to say, to make sure anything of value gets looted before the families get back on their property.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: Massachusetts is having some crazy shit. There is a nasty case of bird flu going around
• 19:50
  Testecleese: and they, it seems like they tried to cover it up. At 1st they told people because there was a flash freeze and it like killed a bunch of these birds, and I was like the birds didn't get frozen into the fucking ponds and lakes. Okay.
• 20:02
  Testecleese: but they're finding dozens of
• 20:06
  Testecleese: like geese and everything else just dead all over the.
• 20:11
  Brian McFadden: Is that why egg pricing is going back up.
• 20:14
  Testecleese: That. Well, the bird flu is the reason why the egg price is going back up.
• 20:18
  Brian McFadden: What? And a I like that meme that that Elguapa posted on our group earlier about.
• 20:25
  Brian McFadden: Let's go having chickens, you know. I'm like, yeah, that's me. I'm a royal.
• 20:30
  Brian McFadden: I'm good.
• 20:32
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 20:33
  Testecleese: no, it does feel when the price eggs goes up. It does feel great when you're going picking up your own eggs in the backyard, doesn't it?
• 20:38
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 20:39
  Testecleese: And you're like I have more eggs, and I know what to do, because if you don't eat those eggs every day, they just pile up.
• 20:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:45
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, they could do a raw, raw gear that you don't have to freeze, or anything like that.
• 20:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh, if you don't wash them, they last for a lot longer, though.
• 20:56
  El Guapo: The protective coat on them, you know.
• 20:58
  Testecleese: Wash them right before you crack them.
• 21:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Testecleese: Brian, how often do you give away eggs?
• 21:04
  Brian McFadden: I actually, I go to a men's breakfast at my church every month.
• 21:08
  Testecleese: You don't need.
• 21:09
  Brian McFadden: I donate like 2 dozen eggs.
• 21:12
  Testecleese: There you go. You're giving away 2 dozen eggs a week is like I don't know what to do with them right.
• 21:17
  El Guapo: No.
• 21:18
  Testecleese: When well, we had all the birds the wife at one time we're like. Finally, I was like, Let's just make a quiche.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: He's like what I was like, oh, it's like an egg pie or something. I was like, Yeah.
• 21:28
  Testecleese: it'll use a lot of these eggs up, which is like, okay, I've never made a key so sure. Why not? Yeah. Well, you got a couple birds. They just keep pooping eggs out, and some of them will lay like 3 or 4 eggs a day.
• 21:40
  Brian McFadden: I don't got any chickens like that. I got one chicken that don't lay every day.
• 21:44
  Testecleese: That's unfortunate. Are you getting at least the big fat eggs.
• 21:48
  Brian McFadden: They're growing. They're getting bigger now. We started out with the little pigeon eggs, and as the chickens get bigger they're starting to be bigger eggs.
• 21:54
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 21:55
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 21:55
  Testecleese: I know. Okay. So your birds are still growing up.
• 21:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Testecleese: But anyway, yeah, the bird flu is taking over pretty bad in Massachusetts. There's reports everywhere of these, and they're telling people don't touch the birds call us. We'll come, take them away.
• 22:08
  Testecleese: I was like, Oh, God! I got out.
• 22:11
  Testecleese: I keep saying this like I got out just in time, you know.
• 22:15
  Testecleese: and then there's an earthquake with its epicenter was in Maine, but it was felt with a 3.8 magnitude. Excuse me in Boston.
• 22:25
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 22:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the same fault line that goes through Norfolk.
• 22:31
  Testecleese: But I'm not sure.
• 22:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:34
  Testecleese: This member of Norfolk rumbled. Maybe 10 years ago it moved a little bit.
• 22:39
  El Guapo: They fell all the way up to Richmond.
• 22:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
• 22:44
  Testecleese: I had just gotten out of the navy, and I was wasted drunk, and I was. I went to go, pee, and I wasn't sure if I stumbled down the hall, or if the ground shook. I was like, well, you know, the ground's not usually shaking. I've probably done drinking, but I found out there was actually an earthquake.
• 22:58
  Brian McFadden: Did you feel in West Virginia.
• 23:00
  Testecleese: Oh, the one up in Maine. Yeah, that happened in north.
• 23:05
  El Guapo: No just.
• 23:06
  Testecleese: Years ago.
• 23:07
  El Guapo: There's no fire line that goes all the way here it goes through the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, close to Europe.
• 23:13
  El Guapo: Yes, yes, yeah.
• 23:15
  Brian McFadden: I actually just read a very interesting article about that. They're expecting a new continent to show up in the next 1,000 years or so.
• 23:21
  El Guapo: No, we.
• 23:21
  Testecleese: In the in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, which might be cool.
• 23:25
  El Guapo: The one that's really dangerous. Japan is like right there, and they fall on.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: Oh, well, yeah. Japan's oh, volcanic island, I mean.
• 23:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's.
• 23:36
  Testecleese: What it is. Its default line.
• 23:38
  El Guapo: Yeah. The freaking goes through the Mediterranean Sea right halfway through the middle of it. Dude.
• 23:45
  Testecleese: Right? Well, let's move on to the local stuff of what's going on in Virginia.
• 23:50
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 23:51
  Testecleese: So the heck.
• 23:52
  Testecleese: This is very sad, Brian. What's this about.
• 23:55
  Brian McFadden: This is about the yeah. Go ahead.
• 23:59
  El Guapo: The 12 year old was missing for a while.
• 24:02
  El Guapo: and they find him in the middle of the lake. His body, I mean. I don't know for sure that's him or not. But.
• 24:08
  Brian McFadden: No, they've already confirmed. It is.
• 24:10
  El Guapo: That's him. Okay, yeah. So all I could think of is because we had a storm lately.
• 24:15
  El Guapo: and most of the lakes frozen. So I bet he thought he could walk to the top of the.
• 24:19
  Testecleese: And just fell right through.
• 24:22
  Brian McFadden: And then, you know, when they started, like the family started putting stuff on Facebook about it. All of a sudden they got a bunch of ransom demands.
• 24:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, and they pay like, 500,000. Yeah.
• 24:32
  Brian McFadden: There's no proof that the ransom demands are connected to his disappearance.
• 24:38
  El Guapo: They just took advantage of the family.
• 24:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:40
  Testecleese: That's that's terrible that those that's a horrible thing to do to people.
• 24:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, then it's just like, Ugh!
• 24:46
  El Guapo: I'll be honestly the kids. Now
• 24:49
  El Guapo: he's Latin descent. So he probably saw the movies that you can walk through lakes on top of lakes when they're frozen, not knowing that that's only happened at certain areas and stuff. And they need to get like
• 25:00
  El Guapo: confirm.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, just because you got a little bit of ice in Virginia.
• 25:06
  El Guapo: Walk on top of water.
• 25:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's not the same thing as a mountaintop lake in Vermont. You know what I mean.
• 25:12
  El Guapo: Oh, the fucking midwest, and shit where they go! Fish and the shit, you know.
• 25:15
  Testecleese: Dude. Oh, dude! I used to go ice fishing in Massachusetts.
• 25:18
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 25:19
  Testecleese: Drive the truck out a couple of times in Michigan, so.
• 25:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, and they're out.
• 25:23
  Testecleese: Great time, though. Isn't you? Drive the truck out on the ice and you light a fire.
• 25:27
  El Guapo: Dude.
• 25:27
  Testecleese: On the ice.
• 25:29
  El Guapo: So I saw about. I went to visit my stepfather for Thanksgiving. He had like a little fishing pole like the one you guys use. I was like, what do you need this for? This is like for like when you go ice fishing? Oh, this is perfect, for, like I don't have to worry about my fish like getting caught on top of branches and stuff like. Oh, that's smart.
• 25:48
  Testecleese: When I went.
• 25:49
  El Guapo: I go in now.
• 25:49
  Testecleese: When I went ice fishing I didn't use a little rod I used
• 25:53
  Testecleese: This was like a ring that was like a trap and had a hook with your bait.
• 25:58
  Testecleese: and when they pulled the hook with the bait a flag would come up on your trap, and you'd pick it up, which is your reel, and reel it in.
• 26:04
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 26:06
  Testecleese: So you don't have like 4 guys trying to put a rod in the same hole as gay as that sounds.
• 26:13
  El Guapo: Fort Rods and went home.
• 26:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's that's that's a terrible terrible.
• 26:20
  El Guapo: Get a chat.
• 26:21
  Testecleese: Experience. Alright. So I guess they're building this another tunnel parallel.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 26:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yeah, for the bridge tunnel, the one that's like 13 miles long.
• 26:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're okay. I remember I was talking about how they're gonna build this and like, widen it right.
• 26:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, that one. I guess we got the 2 bores in this area because the other guy.
• 26:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got one going down the Hamden Roads Bridge tunnel. We got one doing that one.
• 26:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Testecleese: Jesus. That's a lot of a major construction building.
• 26:53
  El Guapo: The one that the one in the Chesapeake Bay Tunnel. I I just found out a couple a year or 2 ago that that bridge is private.
• 27:01
  El Guapo: That's not Federal or State.
• 27:03
  Brian McFadden: No, it's what paid for by the tolls. The $13 toll you paid.
• 27:07
  El Guapo: Which you know what I'm kind of happy about, that. You know what. Let somebody maintain that they're gonna.
• 27:11
  Testecleese: Okay, Guapo needs to change his registration from republican to libertarian is like no fuck you. It's their road. They can charge you to drive.
• 27:22
  El Guapo: That's what Republicans did, too.
• 27:24
  Testecleese: No, you sound very libertarian when you, when you say stuff like that.
• 27:27
  El Guapo: Well, hey, you know what? Let me build a fucking bridge on top of the ocean, which is like damn dude like you're gonna like cool. I don't care, because it's hard to maintain.
• 27:38
  Testecleese: You can use it, too, but you gotta pay me for it, because it took me a lot of work.
• 27:41
  El Guapo: Okay, you know what? Yeah, there's a lot of work on this, especially salt water with eat everything.
• 27:47
  El Guapo: you know. And that was me telling him.
• 27:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's crazy how they do these things, though. They cut these tunnels from like both sides at the same time, and meet in the middle.
• 27:57
  El Guapo: Yeah. But no, this is like, I guess they only use one machine to go through all the way through, because it's not high traffic, but I guess the expected to be, and I've been delivering a lot of stuff on that area.
• 28:08
  El Guapo: It's nice houses, special houses, too, over there.
• 28:11
  Testecleese: Yes, Chesapeake is very nice, but the a big.
• 28:14
  El Guapo: The eastern shore.
• 28:16
  Testecleese: What big problem is you have when you cut another tunnel through? How much did that cost? That means any toll, any chance of the toll going away is gone.
• 28:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:25
  Testecleese: You know what I mean. You just right.
• 28:26
  Testecleese: That told us.
• 28:27
  El Guapo: Private road that you know up whatever you know I mean, they could just.
• 28:32
  El Guapo: but the prices are like, Hey, this is fair for us, you know. All right.
• 28:36
  Testecleese: Well, if it's your own private road, you could charge whatever the hell you want to charge someone to go across it.
• 28:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:41
  Brian McFadden: They got their own police on the road they got, you know.
• 28:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, they are.
• 28:45
  Brian McFadden: Enjoy
• 28:46
  Brian McFadden: service they used before the construction started. They used to have their own rest stop in the middle of the road, you know where.
• 28:51
  El Guapo: Oh, they got a oh, they got a restaurant, too, for.
• 28:54
  Brian McFadden: And that's gone. Now.
• 28:55
  El Guapo: And now.
• 28:56
  Brian McFadden: Construction.
• 28:57
  El Guapo: Covet. I thought it was covered.
• 28:59
  Brian McFadden: No, the because of construction.
• 29:02
  Testecleese: Well over here in West Virginia the log Cabin Republicans
• 29:07
  Testecleese: are opening a chapter up in West Virginia trying to represent the LGBT community in West Virginia.
• 29:14
  El Guapo: Small cabin.
• 29:15
  Brian McFadden: Do you know term.
• 29:18
  Testecleese: It's the gay Republicans.
• 29:20
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 29:23
  Testecleese: That's the best way to put it right.
• 29:26
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 29:27
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're opening up a chapter. Saying that nothing's going to get done in this country without without the Republicans helping.
• 29:35
  Testecleese: and they're hoping to be
• 29:39
  Testecleese: the connection. You know what I mean between Conservatives and your Wackadoo far lefties with Identitarianism.
• 29:47
  El Guapo: Dude the far left. They don't give a shit if you're fucking straight or not. If you're like gay Republican gonna hate you, no matter what.
• 29:55
  Testecleese: You're still. You're still a white supremacist, Homophobe, right.
• 29:59
  El Guapo: Nasty as shit.
• 30:01
  El Guapo: Homopho. Yeah, I got it now. But yeah.
• 30:05
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 30:05
  El Guapo: You know they don't care. The Lefty don't care, dude. They're just fucking idiots and.
• 30:10
  Testecleese: Since, and well, the West Virginia has already got 58 people in custody.
• 30:15
  Testecleese: They're waiting to turn over to ice, too.
• 30:18
  El Guapo: Bam, we're ready.
• 30:21
  Testecleese: They're not going chasing people down or anything. It's as people get arrested.
• 30:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:27
  Testecleese: If it turns up they're not here legally, they get turned over to ice immediately.
• 30:30
  El Guapo: And they're like, Oh, how come? They're not going to restate because the rest they are complying with everybody else.
• 30:36
  El Guapo: you know. Eventually it just.
• 30:40
  Testecleese: Well before. If West Virginia turned to turn them over to ice, ice wouldn't show up for like 3 weeks, and at that point West Virginia is like, I don't want to hold them either.
• 30:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, why are we? Why are we taking care of these people?
• 30:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:51
  El Guapo: no. But I'm saying like they were complaining about on the TV, like, they're not going through fucking red states about rating people like, yeah, because the fucking red States are compliant. It would not be a big deal to see. The blue States are like, Yeah, I got it. Come, pick them up.
• 31:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they are.
• 31:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, go ahead, take it. You know, they could have been like they could have been put a show like, oh, we're not gonna comply in the background like, Hey, they're right here, you know. Take them, you know.
• 31:20
  Testecleese: Well, as we're arresting these folks and processing for deportation.
• 31:26
  Testecleese: We got dumbass celebrities saying that
• 31:29
  Testecleese: worried about trump in general. They're all like they're all screaming doomsday again, and they say and expect elected criminal expect crime.
• 31:39
  Testecleese: And that just made me laugh a little bit, because Joe Biden just pardoned his entire family.
• 31:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:45
  Testecleese: Did he pardon himself?
• 31:47
  Testecleese: No, he didn't, and this was something I brought up, because now that he's pardoned his entire family back 14 years.
• 31:56
  Testecleese: but not himself.
• 31:58
  Testecleese: They've all given up their 5th amendment rights against self-incrimination.
• 32:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, bye, pleading guilty and signing these. And now they cannot refuse to testify against Joe Biden.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: who is not, who has not been pardoned, don't know what that's about.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: Just thought I'd point it out.
• 32:21
  Testecleese: But yeah, he pardoned what his brother, his sister, Liz Cheney. Yeah, yeah, daughter.
• 32:30
  El Guapo: No, no! The brother and daughter.
• 32:33
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 32:34
  El Guapo: Daughter did not get partner. I guess she wasn't in the loop.
• 32:39
  Testecleese: No, Ashley, she well, Ashley wasn't.
• 32:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. She wasn't
• 32:44
  Testecleese: you know, involved in most of the stuff in general. The only stuff we ever heard about her was her diary.
• 32:52
  El Guapo: There was a call on the rock. Arrest issue. I guess she was getting drunk she's into. She's into, old Man, so.
• 32:59
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 33:00
  El Guapo: Just talking about how he takes showers with her.
• 33:04
  El Guapo: Just, gentlemen in general, I just. I'm just saying.
• 33:08
  Testecleese: So what do you think about
• 33:11
  Testecleese: these preemptive pardons, though, for fauci and cheney, and.
• 33:16
  Brian McFadden: We talked about the thing in the last show that it's a stupid idea.
• 33:20
  Testecleese: Preemptive pardons hadn't happened yet.
• 33:22
  Brian McFadden: This is the 1st time that this has ever happened, and it's going to be a problem.
• 33:28
  Testecleese: Well, they made a big deal with Trump doing this, and then he never did.
• 33:31
  El Guapo: No.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: Then the Democrats went ahead and did it.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: And it's it's stranger.
• 33:38
  Testecleese: Well, that's it's driving me nuts dude. It's like you you say this guy's gonna do this thing that never happens. Then you go ahead and do it, and you still blame him for doing it.
• 33:47
  El Guapo: That's happy attended.
• 33:48
  Testecleese: I think that's a big part of the reason why he won this time.
• 33:51
  El Guapo: Then people saw through the bullshit, though.
• 33:54
  Testecleese: If you pay attention for more than just the Morning news while you're making breakfast for the kids on the way to school.
• 34:00
  El Guapo: Then you'd be like, hold on! You told me the exact opposite thing last week, you know.
• 34:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Testecleese: The average American, let's be real, is getting maybe an hour's worth of news consumption a day, maybe, and that's assuming it's on in the background when they're doing something else.
• 34:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:17
  Testecleese: Instead of like a murder mystery podcast you know, which is popular enough.
• 34:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Cereal!
• 34:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, you remember, when you were younger the the news was always on in the background in the kitchen. If someone was cooking right.
• 34:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 34:32
  Testecleese: That's just what this is, what it was.
• 34:34
  El Guapo: Da da da da da.
• 34:36
  Testecleese: Yes, that back when the emergency announcement wasn't that? It was just the high pitched tone like 10.
• 34:44
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 34:48
  El Guapo: Yeah. Don't like
• 34:50
  El Guapo: dude. Somebody made a comment about this fucking not here. But I was looking, listening to the
• 34:56
  El Guapo: one of the Youtube guys, this, this ice range. They should have done a pay per view type of event
• 35:04
  El Guapo: like you pay to watch raids and shit go happen and stuff like that like our cops.
• 35:12
  El Guapo: It makes sense.
• 35:12
  El Guapo: The money dude.
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Possibly.
• 35:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, like, because they got a camera guy running around with them.
• 35:20
  El Guapo: What if they do? You know how they do like live TV cops and stuff like that.
• 35:26
  El Guapo: It'd be an ice raid. But you have to pay for like a subscription.
• 35:32
  El Guapo: and that would have helped. It probably would have made bank money and like that would have helped
• 35:36
  El Guapo: for all the I mean just I surprised he didn't do this shit like damn trump you invested this.
• 35:42
  Testecleese: Well, not only a preemptive pardon, but a blanket. Pardon. That kind of bothers me against anything you could possibly be accused of.
• 35:53
  Testecleese: Oh, let's talk about it. Okay.
• 35:55
  Testecleese: I'm sorry I have to go back to the the fauci thing.
• 35:58
  El Guapo: I'll get you. Oh.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: Who's never actually he was the very thing.
• 36:02
  Brian McFadden: But now you know, everybody's freaking out because Fauci lost his Secret Service detail.
• 36:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, a lot of people did. I got that a whole, a whole list of people.
• 36:15
  Brian McFadden: Alright! We'll get to it.
• 36:15
  Testecleese: And.
• 36:16
  Brian McFadden: What about do we talk about the 58 people that were detained in West Virginia.
• 36:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, the the illegal immigrants that got picked up for committing crimes and found out they weren't here legally.
• 36:28
  Testecleese: So they're waiting for ice.
• 36:29
  Brian McFadden: And it's funny because a lot of these raids that are happening
• 36:34
  Brian McFadden: if they're finding people that even though it's not on their warrant. But they're here illegally, and they've committed crimes. They're swooping them up, too.
• 36:43
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is, these aren't even raids. These are just people getting pulled over or getting arrested for shoplifting.
• 36:49
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 36:51
  Testecleese: Because, as Squa mentioned, we don't need the raids in these Red States because they're complying. You don't have to go in and bust down the doors in Boston and get all the guys
• 36:59
  Testecleese: with the Fentanyl. You know.
• 37:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Testecleese: yeah, just Joe Biden made a big deal about how he wouldn't be doing preemptive parts. It's unethical, it's inappropriate. It's unpresidential, etc. Etc.
• 37:13
  Testecleese: And he went and pulled off a whole bunch of them all at once.
• 37:17
  Testecleese: And it's it's really messed up dude.
• 37:21
  Testecleese: You can't take these guys at their word.
• 37:23
  El Guapo: No, whatever they say, if somebody's doing, they're probably doing it behind door.
• 37:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. It's the whole accused rules for radicals. Yeah, exactly. Accuse your enemy of doing what you're doing.
• 37:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:40
  Testecleese: Well, a bunch of the proud boys speaking of pardons, bunch of the proud boys and oath keepers
• 37:44
  Testecleese: were pardoned, along with a thousand January 6th riders.
• 37:53
  Testecleese: I don't know. For the most part they've been sitting in jail for like 4 years. How long should you sit in jail for.
• 37:58
  Brian McFadden: A speedy trial should not take 4 years.
• 38:01
  Testecleese: Well, the guys who haven't had a trial, you're right.
• 38:04
  Testecleese: But I mean even the guy who even the couple guys that actually got into like a fistfight with the cop.
• 38:10
  Testecleese: How long would you sit in jail for having a fistfight with a cop.
• 38:14
  El Guapo: Depends on what you get sentenced for. But if you.
• 38:17
  Testecleese: I'm just saying like, just say, let's just say what you did was fight a cop.
• 38:21
  El Guapo: Probably like 6 months a year.
• 38:24
  Testecleese: Okay, so 4 years, you would say they definitely served their time.
• 38:27
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, times, 4.
• 38:28
  Testecleese: If you, if you, if you're not calling it some kind of political thing.
• 38:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 38:34
  El Guapo: So even the guys who are fighting cops should be out of jail by now. Yeah.
• 38:38
  Testecleese: So, boom! I have no issue with this, for the most part. Enrique Tarrio. Pretty sure he was pardoned, or something. Wasn't he
• 38:48
  Testecleese: the.
• 38:49
  El Guapo: He just he was probably proud. Boy. That's it. That's what he got sentenced for.
• 38:53
  Testecleese: Wow, yeah, he wasn't even in DC.
• 38:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was matter. He was the leader of the proud boys. Yeah.
• 38:59
  Testecleese: Name was Enrique Tario, and like Oh, he's a white supremacist. It's like the guy's name is Enrique.
• 39:06
  Brian McFadden: I don't care about small details, small details.
• 39:11
  Testecleese: Oh, I just think it's hilarious, and the funny thing is, the proud boys was a Gavin Mcginnis project way back in the day.
• 39:17
  Testecleese: and he ended up having to leave because this ought to be called white supremacist.
• 39:21
  Testecleese: You guys probably have no idea who that is.
• 39:25
  Brian McFadden: 3 days, while they.
• 39:27
  Testecleese: No gavin Mcginnis.
• 39:30
  El Guapo: Oh, the one, the bearded guy from Canada! Something like that.
• 39:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. He what happened to him?
• 39:36
  Testecleese: Ravors the proud boys.
• 39:39
  Brian McFadden: He was the leader of the proud boys. Before the proud boys were.
• 39:41
  El Guapo: But we're happy. He used to have a show once in a while. He was stuck in.
• 39:44
  Testecleese: He's got shows here and there, but he's been kicked off of Youtube.
• 39:48
  El Guapo: All right.
• 39:49
  Brian McFadden: Is that rubble, though.
• 39:50
  Testecleese: He's on rumble and a couple other places. Funny is he's married to a Democrat.
• 39:55
  El Guapo: No, it is what it is.
• 39:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, like Mary Madeline, and James Carwell.
• 40:00
  El Guapo: But.
• 40:01
  Testecleese: Let's go.
• 40:02
  Brian McFadden: Democrats women like a rip and stuff in them.
• 40:06
  Brian McFadden: I think this is pretty funny that this this guy that ratted out his dad.
• 40:11
  El Guapo: All right.
• 40:11
  Brian McFadden: The J. 6 committee.
• 40:14
  Brian McFadden: and when Trump did the pardon, he said he felt like he needed to go out and buy a gun. So he did.
• 40:19
  Testecleese: He did go and buy a gun, didn't he?
• 40:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. So he thinks his dad's really gonna go after him just because he ratted him out.
• 40:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 40:30
  Testecleese: Well, here's what terrifies me is the idiot who would
• 40:33
  Testecleese: be in this situation is the idiot who'd shoot his dad
• 40:37
  Testecleese: without finding out what's going on first.st
• 40:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:41
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? I panic and just start shooting.
• 40:44
  Testecleese: You're the idiot that makes everyone else who owns a gun look bad.
• 40:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:50
  Testecleese: Which?
• 40:51
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure he learned in the process of buying a firearm that it's not as easy to buy a gun as a lot of people want you to think it is. No.
• 40:58
  El Guapo: Depends of the state.
• 40:59
  Testecleese: Well, okay, it's super easy in West Virginia to buy a gun. But there's still a process. And I had to go through a Federal background check.
• 41:05
  Brian McFadden: Did you pass?
• 41:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean
• 41:09
  Testecleese: to be 100% honest. The Federal background check they do after I leave the place with the gun in my hand.
• 41:18
  Brian McFadden: No, but.
• 41:18
  Testecleese: The sheriff would come back. You know what I mean.
• 41:23
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 41:24
  Brian McFadden: Do you lie on your application about drug use.
• 41:27
  Testecleese: No, I would never lie in a Federal form.
• 41:30
  Brian McFadden: Alright, cool, so.
• 41:32
  Testecleese: Oh, you ever heard of Ross Ulbrich.
• 41:36
  Brian McFadden: I have, but only, but not by name. But he's the founder of the silk road. I'm sure we've talked about the silk road on the show before.
• 41:45
  Testecleese: Oh, we definitely have. Because,
• 41:48
  Brian McFadden: That's where you that's where there was the good place to go to get all your illegal things done and your legal drugs back in the day. It was like Amazon, for
• 41:59
  Brian McFadden: for, like mark stuff.
• 42:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, get guns, drugs, whatever you wanted online, the guy who
• 42:07
  Brian McFadden: This is a. This is another campaign promised by trump.
• 42:10
  Testecleese: Which I think is.
• 42:11
  Brian McFadden: Libertarian Convention.
• 42:13
  Testecleese: Libertarians that all he did was create the platform. What people did on it is not his fault.
• 42:18
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I agree with them. I mean, I mean, it's true. I mean, we don't see people going after Mark Zuckerberg for things that people are doing on Facebook, you know
• 42:29
  Brian McFadden: exactly, but don't issue.
• 42:31
  Brian McFadden: Have like immunity for that kind of stuff.
• 42:34
  Testecleese: They're supposed to.
• 42:36
  Brian McFadden: That also means they're not supposed to be able to censor what you're doing because they're not responsible if they're not touching it.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: So that's why we don't have fact checkers on Facebook anymore.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: Yes, but yeah.
• 42:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this guy, this guy got pardoned. Yep. And
• 42:52
  Brian McFadden: you know, there's a promise to the libertarians, and I think that
• 42:56
  Brian McFadden: this will help trump in the long run, because, you know.
• 43:01
  Brian McFadden: he's being seen right now as following through on most of his campaign promises.
• 43:07
  Brian McFadden: Once again he's proven that he's a politician, but he's not a politician because
• 43:13
  Brian McFadden: he doesn't care what other people think about what he's doing. He's just doing it.
• 43:19
  Testecleese: Well, he made a promise he's keeping to it, and especially on his second term, when he can't be reelected. Anyway.
• 43:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 43:25
  Testecleese: And I mean the guy's a dinosaur.
• 43:28
  Testecleese: And even as much pep in his step as he has. The man's 80. Something right.
• 43:31
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 43:33
  Testecleese: He doesn't have that many years left.
• 43:35
  El Guapo: Dude. The fucking vice president is younger than us. Dude what the fuck.
• 43:39
  Brian McFadden: He is the he's. He's the same age as Al Gore was when he was like the Vice President.
• 43:45
  El Guapo: That's okay. But do.
• 43:46
  Brian McFadden: He's the second. He's like.
• 43:48
  El Guapo: This age is a biased well, he's younger than me, like God damn make me feel old, dude.
• 43:53
  Brian McFadden: But he's out.
• 43:53
  Testecleese: That's really impressive.
• 43:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:55
  Testecleese: Not only does it make you feel a little bit those.
• 43:58
  Brian McFadden: What's going on here, you know, trump setting up the Republican party for the future.
• 44:02
  Testecleese: I know.
• 44:04
  Brian McFadden: Is it?
• 44:04
  Brian McFadden: If he has, it's a successful
• 44:05
  Brian McFadden: second term. Jd. Vance is almost a shoe in to get reelected.
• 44:11
  El Guapo: Oh, he's fucking, winning it, too. The fuck.
• 44:13
  Brian McFadden: And Jd. Vance is already showing that he's got a lot more intellect than Kamala Harris ever had
• 44:20
  Brian McFadden: when he does his interviews and Trump has already done more press availability than Biden did in his whole 4 years as President.
• 44:28
  Testecleese: Oh, so good.
• 44:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. And what? But did you see the interview? Vance just did.
• 44:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:34
  Testecleese: It's like
• 44:36
  Brian McFadden: I don't really care. Margaret.
• 44:39
  El Guapo: It doesn't use Logan. I don't really care about it right.
• 44:42
  Testecleese: I was like that is so.
• 44:43
  El Guapo: Doesn't. Doesn't you care? Do I really don't care, Maggaret.
• 44:48
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 44:50
  Testecleese: but no, you're right, and Vance does have a really good shot. Assuming trump has a decent term here. Vance has a real good shot at 2 in a row.
• 44:59
  El Guapo: Though he gonna set this up an extra year.
• 45:01
  Testecleese: As much as I hate to say, though this is a great opportunity for the Democrats to figure out what they want their party to be
• 45:08
  Testecleese: because they're not going to be winning any major elections here for a while on a national stage.
• 45:14
  El Guapo: But dude. He only had to work. Probably Trump had to do, for, like 3 or 4 weeks worth of work, he could just sit it up the rest of the term dude.
• 45:23
  Brian McFadden: He's only got. He's got like a year and a half to like, get through shit that he wants to get through.
• 45:29
  Brian McFadden: And yeah, but.
• 45:30
  El Guapo: Okay. Pace is going through, though.
• 45:32
  Brian McFadden: The problem is, we gotta get actual laws put in place. Executive order.
• 45:37
  El Guapo: Is that gonna.
• 45:38
  Brian McFadden: Changed. We've seen it willy nilly. Every time the Republicans take over the Dems. Take over the Republicans. All the executive orders get changed now granted nobody's ever changed this many executive orders
• 45:52
  Brian McFadden: when on their 1st day in office, but that.
• 45:55
  Testecleese: No one's even come close to signing that many in one day.
• 45:58
  Testecleese: That was insane. Yeah.
• 46:00
  El Guapo: So.
• 46:03
  Brian McFadden: Well, Biden didn't have the stamina to do it, so he had to spread it over a while.
• 46:07
  Testecleese: Well, I think back to that point about the Democrats. I think they're going to try to whitewash what happened with Biden, and then I bet you they throw all the blame on Kamala Harris for what happened to the party, and they're going to claim that Joe Biden would have beat trump.
• 46:26
  Brian McFadden: No, Jamal Biden's already came out and said that. But I've already predicted. Put this in the predictions, Page. There'll be a Kamala. Tell all book coming out soon.
• 46:35
  El Guapo: Can I wait so.
• 46:37
  Testecleese: Where she throws, he only.
• 46:38
  Brian McFadden: Throws biden under the bus.
• 46:40
  Testecleese: I think the party wants to throw her under the bus, because that's what they do with minorities and women right.
• 46:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Put them on back of the box.
• 46:47
  El Guapo: No, the back of the box usually does go to the back of the box.
• 46:51
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, there's no room on the bus. She under the bus.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: anyway. Trump also pardoned those pro-lifers that were arrested under Biden's terms.
• 47:02
  Brian McFadden: I.
• 47:02
  Brian McFadden: I know we talked about this on the show, because
• 47:06
  Brian McFadden: I mean, they literally created this law just for pro-lifers.
• 47:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's how how narrow the law was. It was only focused on people that were protesting outside of promotion clinics. And they're like, if you held up anybody from getting into their abortion appointment. Then you can go to jail.
• 47:27
  El Guapo: How the hell.
• 47:27
  Testecleese: Well.
• 47:28
  El Guapo: This law.
• 47:29
  Testecleese: Hold on.
• 47:31
  Testecleese: It wasn't just about abortion, because it also said, and also churches which should have definitely applied to the police, blocking people from going to worship during covid lockdowns.
• 47:41
  Brian McFadden: But it didn't, because they didn't enforce it, because hmm.
• 47:45
  Testecleese: The only enforce
• 47:46
  Testecleese: at once, and it was against people literally praying, not even blocking people's in terms of quote, blocking people's entryway to the abortion clinic that just means you had to walk around them because they were kneeling and praying.
• 47:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 47:59
  Testecleese: And they sat in jail and trump pardoned them. This is good. Now
• 48:05
  Testecleese: you can protest I'm cool with that.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: but don't get in people's way.
• 48:10
  Testecleese: That being said, you shouldn't.
• 48:12
  Brian McFadden: What happened to the blm protesters that are laying down on the freeways? Did they get thrown in jail.
• 48:18
  Testecleese: All those what do they call themselves? The stop oil. Now, people.
• 48:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 48:23
  El Guapo: No.
• 48:25
  Testecleese: It's like, I understand that you think cars are bad for the environment. So you're going to block the highway. The problem is now all of these cars that would be driving are all idling.
• 48:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:34
  Testecleese: And they're gonna finish the drive anyway. Once you leave.
• 48:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: All you did was make more carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide.
• 48:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 48:44
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 48:46
  El Guapo: And piss off anyone who might have been sympathetic to your cause.
• 48:50
  Testecleese: All right back to the security clearance that you mentioned that got jacked. Who's that fauci's.
• 48:55
  Brian McFadden: A bone about bone.
• 48:57
  El Guapo: People.
• 48:58
  Testecleese: Well, everyone.
• 48:58
  Brian McFadden: Bolton lost his Secret Service detail. Fauci lost the secret server detail, and Bolton lost his security clearance, and so did Mike Pompeo.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: Hmm, and the security clearance for the people.
• 49:15
  Testecleese: involved in the hunter. Biden open letter. You.
• 49:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, all those people, those people they were. That was their cash cow. You know their security clearances, you know. That was what was allowing them to show up on the mainstream media and be talking heads and get paid Buku bucks to do it.
• 49:33
  Testecleese: Well, that was the thing is, they came out and like Oh, all these heads of all these different agencies, intelligence agencies with these security clearances have all said, this looks like Russian disinformation.
• 49:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:45
  Testecleese: And it's like, well, if this is what actually
• 49:47
  Testecleese: our intelligence guys are saying, fire them all because this shit was real, you know. And and you knew the asshole was a crackhead. We knew this before his father took office.
• 49:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 49:59
  Brian McFadden: We still gotta figure out where the cocaine came from in the White House, though.
• 50:04
  Testecleese: Dude. I
• 50:06
  Testecleese: Hi can't imagine that, though, like you met.
• 50:09
  Testecleese: there's no security cameras. There's no nothing really.
• 50:11
  Brian McFadden: Right right? I guarantee the White House, unless it's on the residential section, is like probably the most surveilled building in the United States.
• 50:22
  Testecleese: You can't even let a fart slip without someone knowing. There.
• 50:25
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 50:27
  Testecleese: But the only, I believe, the only place in the White House besides the private quarters
• 50:33
  Testecleese: that doesn't have cameras and microphones.
• 50:34
  Brian McFadden: Oval office.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: Right, yeah.
• 50:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:38
  Testecleese: And that's supposed to be completely not bugged. So people can have quiet conversations.
• 50:43
  El Guapo: Hey? So what's going on with the farts?
• 50:47
  Testecleese: I say in the White House it's so heavily surveilled that you couldn't even let a fart slip without someone knowing.
• 50:51
  El Guapo: Oh, they got an infrared fucking camera picked on there like, oh, this motherfucker! Just smart.
• 50:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. But somehow that cocaine just shows up at the White House.
• 51:00
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 51:01
  Testecleese: Where it came from.
• 51:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:04
  Testecleese: Come on now.
• 51:06
  El Guapo: I bet you was fucking. What's the name of the.
• 51:09
  Testecleese: Angry Hunter.
• 51:11
  El Guapo: No.
• 51:12
  Testecleese: It could have been any of them.
• 51:13
  Testecleese: Secretary DI hire.
• 51:17
  El Guapo: The Korean! Jump here, press secretary.
• 51:23
  Testecleese: Guy in charge of the nuclear waste disposal that wore dresses and stole luggage.
• 51:29
  El Guapo: I don't think he will be hanging around the White House all the time.
• 51:33
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 51:34
  El Guapo: I mean hunters by the dude.
• 51:36
  El Guapo: What were you? Why do you want to hang out on the White House dude like you, the vice President, I mean, you're the President's son.
• 51:42
  El Guapo: Why, you want to hang out on there. You can just go anywhere you got secret service with you.
• 51:46
  Testecleese: He was consulting with
• 51:48
  Brian McFadden: He was getting paid. He was a paid consultant.
• 51:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was paying. The big guy is 10%. So he can go back to China.
• 51:57
  Testecleese: All right.
• 52:00
  Testecleese: So Trump has signed an order to release more of the Jfk. Rfk. And Mlk.
• 52:08
  Brian McFadden: We'll see if anything happens from this. This has been done before, over and over again, and
• 52:14
  Brian McFadden: you know there's loopholes big enough to drive a freight train through in the executive order. You sign.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: Long ago, though, and at this point, if they came out and said it wasn't the CIA. And here's the proof. People would be surprised. You know what I mean.
• 52:32
  Testecleese: But did you see that when he signed the paperwork you said Decade.
• 52:37
  Brian McFadden: Aids.
• 52:38
  Testecleese: Well, he. When he signed it he reached over to the guy nearest to him, and he re with the pen, he said, Here, go give this to Robert.
• 52:44
  Brian McFadden: 5 k.
• 52:45
  Testecleese: Yeah to Rfk. Jr, he's gonna love that because it's his father and his uncle. And then Martin Luther King, Jr. Also the assassination files.
• 52:55
  Testecleese: I'd love to see him released. But, like Brian said, they do this every 10 years or so.
• 53:00
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 53:01
  Testecleese: And trump pulled us out of the world's health.
• 53:04
  Brian McFadden: Again.
• 53:05
  Testecleese: He did.
• 53:06
  Brian McFadden: The 1st time too.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, and then we started doing the same crap they did, anyway, with Covid.
• 53:14
  El Guapo: This could be if if we end up staying out. This could be the end of the World Health Organization, because apparently we're one of their biggest contributors for money.
• 53:23
  Testecleese: Figure go. Figure man.
• 53:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, why don't we agree? Okay? Because we're paying for the entire world's health insurance. That's why Jesus Christ.
• 53:36
  Testecleese: There are more MRI machines in Portsmouth, Virginia, than there are in Canada.
• 53:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, because Canada's got socialized medicine.
• 53:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 53:46
  Testecleese: And the wife actually just had to do an MRI and she had to drive. She's about to. She has to drive 2 h to get to one, because we're so far out in the middle of nowhere.
• 53:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:57
  Testecleese: And that to us that seems like a long drive, like 2 h to get to an MRI. And then you have these people in Canada. They're driving an entire day. It's like what the fuck
• 54:05
  Testecleese: alright, so Germany is talking. The best way to deal with trump is green energy.
• 54:15
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 54:18
  Testecleese: I don't know, I guess, because we're gonna drill baby drill.
• 54:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:23
  Testecleese: No, no! Leave it to the Germans, who oh, my God!
• 54:27
  Brian McFadden: Didn't. The Germans used to have a bunch of nuclear power plants? They shut them all down so they could go green.
• 54:33
  Testecleese: They might have, but the French did. That were all nuclear for a while.
• 54:37
  Testecleese: I just.
• 54:38
  Brian McFadden: Now, all these European countries have power problems.
• 54:42
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, they keep having rolling brown out, just like California does.
• 54:47
  Testecleese: you know, because it's not always sunny.
• 54:49
  Testecleese: And then, okay, okay, it's fine. We'll have a battery system cool now. Everyone plugs in their electric car at the same time when they come home from work, and there's no power
• 54:57
  Testecleese: anywhere.
• 54:58
  Brian McFadden: And if your battery power facility catches on fire.
• 55:02
  Brian McFadden: you fuck! Oh, boy, because that's what's happened in California.
• 55:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 55:08
  Brian McFadden: About it on the last show that
• 55:10
  Brian McFadden: that battery plant that you know, been burning for days.
• 55:16
  Testecleese: Oh, it's gonna burn for a while. Still, I bet
• 55:19
  Testecleese: it's been over a week since we talked about it. I bet it's still burning.
• 55:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 55:23
  Testecleese: People don't understand. Delta fire is no joke.
• 55:27
  Brian McFadden: Throwing up toxic fumes everywhere.
• 55:29
  Testecleese: All right. If it doesn't burn stupid fast, it burns forever.
• 55:35
  Testecleese: Shoot. I mean, I'm sorry. Just the these
• 55:39
  Testecleese: Delta fires. It's when you do the crazy stuff like thermite
• 55:44
  Testecleese: a little bit of thermite. You light that stuff on fire and it'll cut through inches of steel.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: Just click right through it.
• 55:52
  Testecleese: The Energy Secretary didn't, wasn't sure.
• 55:56
  Brian McFadden: She was a past Governor of Michigan.
• 56:01
  Testecleese: Oh, Jennifer Granholm.
• 56:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:04
  Testecleese: Well, she's there wandering money and giving kickbacks.
• 56:08
  Brian McFadden: Back to Michigan, even though the Inspector General told her not to.
• 56:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, that sounds like a crime, doesn't. It? Sounds like theft from the American people.
• 56:19
  Brian McFadden: Neither want to place money that anything happens to her.
• 56:24
  Testecleese: Well, she sent billions of dollars to a handful of places, and, like more than half of it, went to Michigan.
• 56:32
  Testecleese: Now, here's the question is, what are the odds that the company she gave this money to? To deal with. The green energy in Michigan is going to offer her a job.
• 56:41
  Brian McFadden: A lot.
• 56:42
  Testecleese: Now that she's not working for the Government.
• 56:44
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I don't have it in here, but
• 56:47
  Brian McFadden: we saw that today that it was announced that the 1st gentleman has a new position in a law firm.
• 56:57
  Testecleese: 1st gentleman.
• 56:59
  Brian McFadden: Kamala Harris, husband.
• 57:01
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 57:02
  El Guapo: There's a second Jenna.
• 57:03
  Brian McFadden: Sorry. Second gentleman. I don't know.
• 57:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. What's he doing?
• 57:07
  Brian McFadden: He's good. He's a named partner in a law firm in New York City.
• 57:13
  Testecleese: I mean good for him. I guess I'm
• 57:15
  Testecleese: I don't know if that has anything to do with his with her politics or not.
• 57:19
  Brian McFadden: Sure I'm I'm sure her name got him into that position.
• 57:25
  Testecleese: Maybe she did someone a favor and he got the job.
• 57:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 57:29
  Testecleese: But she maybe it was all the fevers that she did. Why, everything fell apart.
• 57:33
  Testecleese: worrying about doing favors to people instead of getting their job done.
• 57:39
  Testecleese: Alright. So we were just talking about the Delta fires and the battery power plant burning down. That's in California right.
• 57:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:45
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 57:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, this school went and bought a whole bunch of brand new electric school buses.
• 57:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that'll be good!
• 57:51
  El Guapo: Yeah. Massachusetts, too. Like damn.
• 57:55
  Testecleese: On fire!
• 57:56
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 57:58
  Testecleese: Really park them.
• 58:00
  Testecleese: You know how they are. They park the buses all right next to each other, right.
• 58:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And they're charging.
• 58:03
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 58:05
  Testecleese: The boom. So yeah, that went millions of dollars gone.
• 58:09
  Brian McFadden: They got insurance on them.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: Maybe that fuck your insurance right after that dude. Oh, my God!
• 58:14
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, sounds like it's time to fire the City Council.
• 58:19
  Testecleese: It's like you had 20 electric school buses go up in flames. Yep, they're.
• 58:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 58:26
  Testecleese: $1,000 apiece.
• 58:28
  Testecleese: Now, I bet they're like $150,000. I don't know. There's like no safety protocols in a school bus. Have you noticed that they still don't.
• 58:35
  Brian McFadden: No, no, they're never going to do seatbelts in school buses.
• 58:39
  Testecleese: What the hell
• 58:41
  Testecleese: I have to put my kid in a child restraint, harness that I have to strap to the seat, to drive her around legally. Then I put her on the school bus. The government operates.
• 58:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 58:51
  Testecleese: And she just bounced around. No seatbelt on going around mountain roads.
• 58:55
  El Guapo: Sounds like a policy of mass mass on myself.
• 58:59
  El Guapo: When you sit down you can take your mask off while you walk into the restaurant. You have to keep your mask on.
• 59:05
  Testecleese: Right?
• 59:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. When you sit down to eat you can take your mask off, but when you walk to your table you have to have it on.
• 59:14
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 59:15
  Brian McFadden: And then your airplane on the airplane. You know, when you're eating you've been drinking, you have your mask off, but as soon as you stop, you got to put your mask back on.
• 59:23
  Testecleese: Okay, let's just assume that these masks were half as necessary as some people claim they were.
• 59:28
  Brian McFadden: They weren't.
• 59:29
  Testecleese: Then an airplane, anyway, is a vacuum system which negative air pressure. They're always pulling air out of it
• 59:38
  Testecleese: as quick as you breathe it out, and it's got Hepa filters which actually
• 59:42
  Testecleese: catch viruses. It's the cleanest, safest place to be.
• 59:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:47
  Testecleese: On a plane.
• 59:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, the only downside is so fucking, the air is so dry. It's just like,
• 59:54
  El Guapo: need to keep drinking water.
• 59:59
  El Guapo: There's not humidity in there.
• 1:00:00
  Testecleese: Times expensive. I've only flown a handful of times. It's expensive.
• 1:00:05
  El Guapo: Oh, I have to because of the navy, and shit like that. But, God damn man, you have to keep drinking water, or like keeps playing.
• 1:00:12
  El Guapo: I mean, I flew to Dubai offline.
• 1:00:16
  Brian McFadden: It's a good flight.
• 1:00:18
  El Guapo: I flew to San Diego with the navy. I've been around.
• 1:00:23
  Brian McFadden: I've been around more than all the.
• 1:00:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:26
  Testecleese: Had to fly to Dubai so I could get on a car
• 1:00:29
  Testecleese: and go meet up with an aircraft carrier.
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: It was pretty crazy landing on the car, landing on the carrier.
• 1:00:37
  Brian McFadden: I can only imagine I never got to do that. So.
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: Oh, man, what 200 miles an hour to 0 so quickly, you know.
• 1:00:47
  Brian McFadden: I flew to Bosnia. Twice I flew to all over the place.
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: All right. Well, Trump had some got some people, some new jobs, nice and.
• 1:01:02
  Brian McFadden: Starting to get confirmed.
• 1:01:04
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, we have the new Treasury Secretary Scott percent.
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: Familiar with this guy. I've never heard him.
• 1:01:11
  Brian McFadden: Never heard of him.
• 1:01:13
  El Guapo: hers is a openly gay guy.
• 1:01:16
  Brian McFadden: Don't care!
• 1:01:17
  El Guapo: Yeah. Then, nobody cares about what?
• 1:01:19
  Brian McFadden: As long as he does his job better than Pete Buttigieg. I don't care.
• 1:01:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's into like, I forgot.
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: Openly gay, is he? I'm assuming. If he's Secretary of Treasury, he's not the party animal stereotype, gay man. Instead, we're probably talking about the guy who wears a suit and just tries to get on with his daily life. Conservative type, gay man.
• 1:01:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, just a regular dude man.
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: That I might like what he does with the Treasury if he's going to be that
• 1:01:44
  El Guapo: Yeah. He's all about.
• 1:01:45
  Testecleese: It works.
• 1:01:46
  El Guapo: It's all about against fucking government, spending like a necessary government spending his.
• 1:01:53
  El Guapo: it's all about like it was a really good buy that I heard like, okay, cool, whatever you know. But the left is not celebrating him because he's not a Democrat. That's why.
• 1:02:03
  Brian McFadden: Of course you can't be gay and not be a Democrat. That's not a thing.
• 1:02:08
  Testecleese: Who was the last one? Merkel top.
• 1:02:12
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:02:13
  Brian McFadden: Was the Attorney General.
• 1:02:15
  El Guapo: No. You talk about.
• 1:02:16
  Brian McFadden: Gary, yellen.
• 1:02:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:18
  Testecleese: Owen.
• 1:02:18
  El Guapo: Fucking.
• 1:02:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, yelling and burn. Acky, the witch!
• 1:02:23
  El Guapo: The west
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: So I don't know. I'm
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: I'd like to know who is the Secretary of the Treasury.
• 1:02:32
  Testecleese: because, come on, money affects all of us.
• 1:02:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I guess trump is going to turn the Irs into the external revenue service.
• 1:02:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, he's gonna add the eternal external revenue service. He's trying to go collect money from
• 1:02:46
  Brian McFadden: companies outside of the Us. And ain't been paying their fair share.
• 1:02:50
  El Guapo: Good.
• 1:02:53
  Testecleese: And he's talking about abolishing the income tax again.
• 1:02:56
  El Guapo: I know.
• 1:02:57
  Brian McFadden: Not when he goes through it won't go through.
• 1:03:01
  El Guapo: My name.
• 1:03:01
  Brian McFadden: Resistance from. He's never gonna get approved through the Senate in the House.
• 1:03:07
  El Guapo: Then we know who's not approving it. Then we can vote them out.
• 1:03:11
  Brian McFadden: Good luck with that.
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: I, just why are we paying an income tax? It's supposed to be up to 3% on the richest 1%. Right.
• 1:03:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:03:21
  El Guapo: But like, look, okay, we pay.
• 1:03:24
  El Guapo: We pay taxes on things we buy. What do? What if we tariff?
• 1:03:31
  El Guapo: The thing is the import.
• 1:03:33
  El Guapo: You know they're already been taxed. So that means that we don't have to pay again, you know. Like, Hey, you already taxed this thing.
• 1:03:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, Europe's tried to that tax and
• 1:03:42
  Brian McFadden: look at their prices over in Europe, you know, because there's a tax on the tax on the tax, on the tax.
• 1:03:47
  El Guapo: When I see Europeans coming to United States they never hear about taxes like when you purchase stuff like, what what do you mean? I thought I was doing the math.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: Any sales tax in the sticker price, and the rest.
• 1:03:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:00
  Testecleese: World.
• 1:04:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:01
  El Guapo: We're the only one that does it.
• 1:04:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's kind of silly, because then you're like, Oh, crap! I don't quite. I'm 47 cents or $2, 80 cents short of my grocery bill, you know.
• 1:04:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, so well, I think they should not be taxing the food the only like,
• 1:04:17
  El Guapo: what's the name of the like products?
• 1:04:20
  El Guapo: Besides grocery stuff.
• 1:04:22
  Brian McFadden: Bathroom, hygiene products.
• 1:04:25
  El Guapo: The what.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: Correct.
• 1:04:28
  Testecleese: You said feminine hygiene products.
• 1:04:30
  El Guapo: Oh, the pig tax fuck that shit! You get a tax, too.
• 1:04:37
  El Guapo: No, you know what my like. Every hygiene products, and they get tariff on it, then you should not be paid tax on it. They already got tax on. Everybody's getting taxed on everything.
• 1:04:49
  Testecleese: Why America?
• 1:04:49
  El Guapo: Imports. Yeah, 5% of everything import.
• 1:04:53
  Brian McFadden: We don't have it in here, but I mean Columbia backed down quickly when there was a threat of a 25% tariff on sending their
• 1:05:04
  Brian McFadden: They're they're people that came into the country illegally from Colombia back to their country.
• 1:05:11
  El Guapo: That would be great.
• 1:05:12
  El Guapo: You're ready.
• 1:05:12
  Testecleese: We do, but you closed
• 1:05:16
  Testecleese: The trump moves.
• 1:05:18
  Brian McFadden: I thought we were done with it.
• 1:05:20
  Testecleese: No, we had gone through the top category, but hadn't got into woke or migration, or the contract.
• 1:05:25
  Brian McFadden: Damn. Oh, we got a lot more to go. Sorry.
• 1:05:27
  Testecleese: Energy.
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: No, it's all right. That's why I said I changed it up a little bit.
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: wasn't sure I was gonna work.
• 1:05:34
  Brian McFadden: I like the subcategories, but maybe the subcategories need to be able to tab down too.
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: You have to. You can close the individual subcategories, too, though.
• 1:05:46
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Well, let's go. Oh, let's go back to woke, woke, woke, woke.
• 1:05:53
  Testecleese: Back to stuff that happened under trump, which I mean the energy thing. And the
• 1:05:58
  Testecleese: was obviously stuff that happened. Anyway.
• 1:06:02
  Testecleese: Trump has ended the Dei program in the Federal Government.
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: Basically firing all these Dei officers and Atf tried to hide their
• 1:06:15
  Testecleese: Dei officer. I made her like.
• 1:06:17
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:06:17
  Testecleese: Senior partner, or something.
• 1:06:19
  Brian McFadden: And now other people in Atf are getting shut down, you know, because
• 1:06:25
  Brian McFadden: they're they're mean, they're basically saying, Hey, you know.
• 1:06:32
  Brian McFadden: if you're not gonna follow the the edicts of the President. Then fuck you, you know you're gone. You don't have a job anymore.
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: Tested.
• 1:06:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:41
  Testecleese: But the Atf. I still don't know why they exist like, is it? Shouldn't that be part of the FBI.
• 1:06:46
  Brian McFadden: You would think.
• 1:06:48
  Testecleese: And let's be real Atf. What does that stand for?
• 1:06:50
  El Guapo: Alcohol, tobacco and firearm explosive. The fun stuff.
• 1:06:55
  Testecleese: So yeah, like this should be the the local store right next to the 7 11, right.
• 1:06:59
  El Guapo: Alcohol.
• 1:07:01
  Testecleese: Buying alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.
• 1:07:04
  El Guapo: Atf should be alcohol tobacco. It should be part of the fucking Irs. Make sure they're paying the taxes.
• 1:07:13
  El Guapo: Firearm should be about.
• 1:07:15
  Testecleese: It's getting. Yeah.
• 1:07:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  Testecleese: Too many fucking. Oh, the 8 and the F
• 1:07:19
  Testecleese: FBI deals with bootlegging and stuff should be dealing with bootlegging, anyway. Not the Atf.
• 1:07:27
  Testecleese: Now, do you really need the Atf showing up at our moonshine operation?
• 1:07:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean all these.
• 1:07:32
  El Guapo: No, yeah, if you're doing self personal use, and they don't.
• 1:07:37
  Brian McFadden: It's been ordered. Opm. Ordered all these offices to be closed by the end of day. Wednesday, which is tomorrow.
• 1:07:43
  El Guapo: It's yours.
• 1:07:44
  Brian McFadden: And they put hundreds of people on leave pay leave for the time being.
• 1:07:49
  Testecleese: 1 million dollars in contract.
• 1:07:50
  Brian McFadden: What's crazy about it? He is already saving. Doge is already saving the Federal Government and the American taxpayers. 420 million dollars.
• 1:08:01
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 1:08:02
  Testecleese: The thing is, they're on paid leave with full benefits, and I get.
• 1:08:06
  Brian McFadden: For now, but they got determinate and properly, you know, so.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: But a private company can just be like you're fired.
• 1:08:14
  Testecleese: Well, why? Because we don't need your position.
• 1:08:16
  Brian McFadden: Well apparent. A problem is, most of these people are like fucking
• 1:08:20
  Brian McFadden: actual Gs positions. You know. They they were built into the system, and it takes a lot more to fire a Ges position.
• 1:08:30
  El Guapo: I wish I wish we could. Just
• 1:08:34
  El Guapo: the bureaucrat dude. It's just so many fucking.
• 1:08:39
  El Guapo: Somebody stepped just to get.
• 1:08:40
  Brian McFadden: Vinegar.
• 1:08:41
  El Guapo: The one that no one that governs the government. So it's not efficient enough.
• 1:08:45
  Brian McFadden: It's not efficient at all.
• 1:08:47
  El Guapo: Because of this shit like this.
• 1:08:49
  El Guapo: I mean, everybody's freaking out about trump coming out saying he wants to get rid of Fema. Okay, okay.
• 1:08:55
  Brian McFadden: It's not.
• 1:08:56
  El Guapo: Never does it.
• 1:08:57
  Brian McFadden: But he said, he said, Yeah.
• 1:08:59
  El Guapo: That'll do it.
• 1:09:00
  Brian McFadden: Federal agency and move all the money to the States who can handle the problem better.
• 1:09:08
  El Guapo: The local government.
• 1:09:09
  Brian McFadden: The local government and State government is going to be able to respond a lot quicker than the Federal Government ever does.
• 1:09:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, not just that volunteers, man. You're more likely to get people to show up to help out when.
• 1:09:20
  Brian McFadden: Agent, navy.
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: Well, when it's 50 miles. Yeah, there you go. The Cajun Navy. Once the guy lives 50 miles away.
• 1:09:29
  Testecleese: Right. That's what helped most of the people in North South Carolina right after that hurricane.
• 1:09:34
  El Guapo: No, no, it was
• 1:09:35
  Brian McFadden: North Carolina.
• 1:09:37
  El Guapo: The Cajun Navy. That's Louisiana.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: No, no, that was that was something else.
• 1:09:40
  El Guapo: Louisiana.
• 1:09:42
  Brian McFadden: Orleans, that area. Yeah.
• 1:09:43
  Testecleese: The hurricane came through. It was all locals that were helping people, because.
• 1:09:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, the people, the guys with the goat helping people, the donkeys, you know.
• 1:09:55
  Testecleese: Trump has released, has put out his one flag policy for embassies.
• 1:10:00
  El Guapo: Well, what?
• 1:10:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, they can't raise the blm flag or the gay pride flag at the embassies around the world anymore.
• 1:10:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, one flag policy.
• 1:10:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, just the American flag. I can deal with that, or maybe the Marine Corps flag under it. But.
• 1:10:15
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:10:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, they made some exceptions. You know, the pow flag can still be flown.
• 1:10:21
  Brian McFadden: but it's got to be under the American flag before.
• 1:10:25
  El Guapo: Well, like embassies dude like nobody gonna know what the fuck does that mean? Like what the fuck is the pow mean? Nobody knows. Speak English. Nobody knows about the shit.
• 1:10:33
  El Guapo: so less confusion. You know what just American flag.
• 1:10:37
  Testecleese: I don't know. I think the pow flag might be international.
• 1:10:39
  El Guapo: Nobody knows that shit dude.
• 1:10:42
  Testecleese: I think they do. But I could be wrong.
• 1:10:43
  El Guapo: I got. I see picture Mexicans dude getting nass swastika tattoo. They don't fucking know what the fuck that means. Dude.
• 1:10:50
  Testecleese: Well, here, this is what it is. Anyone curious, pow mia prisoners of war missing in action.
• 1:10:57
  El Guapo: That's good. But there's a hundred, 35 languages out there. They don't know what the fuck that means.
• 1:11:04
  El Guapo: English is the most commonly spoken language on the planet.
• 1:11:07
  El Guapo: It is. But it doesn't mean like 7 billion people gonna know it.
• 1:11:12
  Testecleese: Interesting fun. Tidbit. Spanish is the most commonly spoken 1st language on the planet.
• 1:11:18
  El Guapo: I believe that.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: The Spanish conquered so much, but the English.
• 1:11:23
  El Guapo: It was one of the one of the only one of the other 2 empires that, fucking the sun never sets.
• 1:11:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. The British. As well.
• 1:11:33
  El Guapo: Bruce as well. I don't know. The Portuguese got to that point.
• 1:11:38
  Testecleese: It's funny, because it's such a tiny little country in Europe. You know what I mean.
• 1:11:43
  El Guapo: Tiny little islands, dude.
• 1:11:45
  Testecleese: Must be fierce dudes, though. Well, they got Brazil. They speak Portuguese.
• 1:11:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, because of the fucking Pope the treaty of fucking. I forgot the name of the treaty.
• 1:11:56
  Brian McFadden: Anyway. Well, yeah, there's trans inmate that's suing the trump administration over his two-sex policy.
• 1:12:03
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:12:04
  Brian McFadden: Because he's not getting any more money for gender therapy in prison.
• 1:12:08
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: So you, the taxpayer, aren't paying for this person's estrogen medication.
• 1:12:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:12:14
  Brian McFadden: And worse. He's already been transferred back to a mint prison, because.
• 1:12:20
  Brian McFadden: apparently under the Biden administration, you claim yourself a female. You could go to a female prison.
• 1:12:26
  Testecleese: And getting all these hormones. This dude grow boobs, cause
• 1:12:29
  Testecleese: that's not going to be a good thing for this person in prison with a bunch of dudes.
• 1:12:35
  El Guapo: Well, you should have thought about it before you committed that crime, you know.
• 1:12:38
  Brian McFadden: The boobs are going away, the drugs are gone, the boobs are going away.
• 1:12:43
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: Oh, so you're going to go through menopause
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: situation with these, the Trans community so little. Let's be honest, like actual trans people versus non-binary.
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: It's difficult to figure out what to do with these folks when it comes to stuff like this.
• 1:13:04
  Testecleese: But you can't have someone just claim to be a woman. Go to prison with women.
• 1:13:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:09
  El Guapo: I mean, if you're transgender, you're gonna get ran by dudes. Guess what? Don't go to prison. Don't do crimes.
• 1:13:16
  El Guapo: Suppose that.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: Don't go to prison.
• 1:13:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, don't do crime, at least, if you don't want to go to prison, I have to run.
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: Another campaign. Promise was birthright, citizenship.
• 1:13:26
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, I am very curious to see how this plays out, because this.
• 1:13:35
  Brian McFadden: We're one of the few countries that offer it. So.
• 1:13:37
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:13:38
  Testecleese: Yes, it should so out of hand, or could have a giant conversation about what the
• 1:13:46
  Testecleese: shit, I wanna say, I want to say 14th Amendment.
• 1:13:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, what the 14th Amendment actually says, because, okay, do you guys know why the 14th Amendment was put in place.
• 1:13:59
  El Guapo: For the black slave because they were subject to the United States.
• 1:14:04
  Testecleese: The slaves that were freed after the Civil War.
• 1:14:08
  Testecleese: Were made citizens with this amendment.
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: because it's talked about and subject to the juris jurisdiction hereof, or herein it
• 1:14:20
  Testecleese: again, it's the verbiage that lawyers can get to it. This could be thrown out because it says this here, but
• 1:14:27
  Testecleese: it was clearly never meant to be a here going forward. It was a hey? These people have been here, there, you know what I mean.
• 1:14:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. So it just had to go to the languages, you know, like the language of the
• 1:14:39
  El Guapo: because people take in England, United Citizen England, you're subject to the King.
• 1:14:49
  El Guapo: and that's the language they use in the 14th Amendment. Is it 14.
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:14:55
  El Guapo: All here are subject to the United States of America basically means, like you, under the purview of the United States.
• 1:15:02
  El Guapo: you gonna be a citizen.
• 1:15:04
  El Guapo: Well, when you come illegally, you're not a subject. United States of America. You just.
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, hey, Matt?
• 1:15:10
  Brian McFadden: Freeze him.
• 1:15:11
  Testecleese: Part of it, too.
• 1:15:12
  Brian McFadden: This all came up was back in the day when you were a colonist. You know you came to America. You were automatically still a British citizen.
• 1:15:22
  El Guapo: A subject. They're not citizen. They're not citizen in the Uk.
• 1:15:26
  Brian McFadden: Still had rice as being from Britain, whether they were born here or over there.
• 1:15:32
  El Guapo: There were British subjects for the kingdom.
• 1:15:35
  Testecleese: Of the 14th Amendment is that it says in there and this does, or something along the lines of this does not apply to
• 1:15:42
  Testecleese: like the children of diplomats or foreigners.
• 1:15:48
  Testecleese: So you can't be here on vacation. Have a kid, and have that kid be a citizen.
• 1:15:52
  Brian McFadden: Now you can.
• 1:15:56
  Testecleese: And that's what trump's trying to undo. So that's why I'm.
• 1:15:59
  Brian McFadden: I mean literally, people from China come over here like
• 1:16:03
  Brian McFadden: in their 8th month of pregnancy, that bird.
• 1:16:07
  Brian McFadden: and then go back so he can bring the whole family back later.
• 1:16:11
  Testecleese: Well, that's what we were talking about under Obama
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: with the Chinese doing with their anchor babies.
• 1:16:20
  Testecleese: and yeah, Brian, I've been doing that the show that long we were talking about the Chinese anchor babies under Obama. And that's when Obama actually started his Deporter-in-chief campaign.
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: when he deported more people than any other President in American history.
• 1:16:36
  El Guapo: So here we go. The British. The term British subject was several different meanings, depending on the time period before 1949 it was referred to almost all subjects of the British Empire.
• 1:16:49
  El Guapo: including United Kingdom and Dominion and Colonies. So subject means you're not. You're still not a citizen.
• 1:16:58
  El Guapo: but you under the purview, or the kingdom, or the domain or da.
• 1:17:04
  El Guapo: so like, if you're like a slave, you're a free slave, you're a subject, but you know what we're gonna grant you citizenship
• 1:17:13
  El Guapo: since you're under our purview, you know.
• 1:17:17
  El Guapo: you're not just somebody else walking in by like, Hey, I pop a baby now fucking. It's a citizen.
• 1:17:24
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, man
• 1:17:24
  Testecleese: is. Let's say someone from the United Kingdom comes to the United States right? And they commit a crime.
• 1:17:31
  Testecleese: Are we really going to put him in a New York City jail for 6 months, or just put him on a plane and send him back home and say, get the fuck out of here.
• 1:17:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:40
  Testecleese: They're not really subject to our jurisdiction, I mean, yes, they are. If they murder someone.
• 1:17:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, we can.
• 1:17:46
  Testecleese: We don't care. Just go away.
• 1:17:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:50
  Testecleese: And that's the difference is like.
• 1:17:53
  Testecleese: do we have somewhere else to send you.
• 1:17:57
  El Guapo: And they're going to fight about the words, subject of citizen.
• 1:18:01
  Testecleese: You know.
• 1:18:03
  Testecleese: Well, trump, some deportations came about after.
• 1:18:07
  El Guapo: He's do it in South Carolina.
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: Cause a major interstate shutdown.
• 1:18:12
  Testecleese: I got pulled over for not having a license plate.
• 1:18:17
  Testecleese: and you know, instead of being a normal person like you or I would.
• 1:18:20
  Testecleese: and probably get arrested, or maybe just
• 1:18:22
  Testecleese: be told to call a cab.
• 1:18:25
  Testecleese: This guy issued a bomb threat.
• 1:18:30
  Brian McFadden: That always wins well.
• 1:18:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. So he's leaving the country.
• 1:18:35
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:18:36
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 1:18:38
  Testecleese: But yeah, since Trump's been in office, ice has already racked up hundreds of arrests
• 1:18:43
  Testecleese: to include some like horrific crimes that have been committed
• 1:18:48
  Testecleese: where these States are. They're holding them like we're going to hold you up for trial. Then they don't notify ice, or they do notify ice. But then let the people go before ice shows up.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: And did you guys see the Ariana Grande shit on X.
• 1:19:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, I heard. I saw her crying.
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: Oh, she's like all crying about people getting deported.
• 1:19:15
  Testecleese: Then it's like you do realize the only people getting deported right now are people who a came here illegally and
• 1:19:20
  Testecleese: right, got picked up by law enforcement for one reason or another.
• 1:19:26
  Testecleese: since trump has been in office
• 1:19:28
  Testecleese: like, who are you hanging out with, you know, people.
• 1:19:33
  El Guapo: No, she's an ignorant, fucking celebrity. Do she just wanna make a point out there to stay relevant.
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: She ended up taking that post down after like 20 min, because she got ripped apart by her own audience.
• 1:19:45
  El Guapo: Well, it is what it is.
• 1:19:47
  Testecleese: Anyway, homeland security has reinstated the remain in Mexico policy, and it looks like Mexico might actually stay with it.
• 1:19:54
  Brian McFadden: They were dragging their feet a little bit at the beginning.
• 1:19:58
  Testecleese: She was talking so much. Crap this new woman down there. I'm like I can never remember her name.
• 1:20:03
  El Guapo: She's
• 1:20:05
  El Guapo: Actually, she's Jewish, too.
• 1:20:07
  Testecleese: Bye I will.
• 1:20:09
  El Guapo: And.
• 1:20:09
  Testecleese: I keep wanting to say Maduro.
• 1:20:11
  El Guapo: No!
• 1:20:13
  El Guapo: You'll.
• 1:20:14
  Testecleese: Course her name's not in here. It's talking about Mayorkas, and
• 1:20:20
  Testecleese: I know her last name is Bland.
• 1:20:21
  Testecleese: The article about plan.
• 1:20:23
  Testecleese: If I would.
• 1:20:24
  El Guapo: A Claudia Chopin being something that didn't sound Mexican. Yeah, she's fucking Jewish.
• 1:20:30
  Testecleese: Originally Hispanic.
• 1:20:31
  El Guapo: She bombed, she bam, she bam.
• 1:20:33
  Testecleese: Nothing in Mexico, says you can't be Jewish and be the President right.
• 1:20:39
  El Guapo: No, no, you just have to eliminate the competition beforehand.
• 1:20:46
  Testecleese: And all right.
• 1:20:49
  El Guapo: Hear about that.
• 1:20:50
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:20:52
  El Guapo: Oh, there's like 51 people running for President before her, and all of them got killed.
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: Oh, wow!
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, that happens every time in Mexico, doesn't it?
• 1:21:01
  El Guapo: No, that was the 1st time.
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: No, no! It happens often in Mexico, when the cartel picks one side.
• 1:21:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: And they pick off everyone else who's knocking.
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: She bomb. I don't. She bomb.
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: You guys see this app that they started to make to try to help these migrants stay away from ice.
• 1:21:22
  El Guapo: Oh, I downloaded it to see if it's real.
• 1:21:25
  Brian McFadden: Cancel that.
• 1:21:26
  Testecleese: Shut down.
• 1:21:27
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's been shut down. There's a video of a guy on the border freaking out.
• 1:21:33
  Testecleese: California.
• 1:21:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, I got the Cbb, one.
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, here's the thing.
• 1:21:40
  Testecleese: Giving counsel is one thing like everyone's allowed to have legal advice. I'm cool with that. The thing that's different, though when you have idiot citizens like you or me
• 1:21:52
  Testecleese: telling people how to evade ice versus how to handle a situation.
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: because at that point you're aiding and abetting versus giving legal advice.
• 1:22:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:22:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, I still get the app. This would be one.
• 1:22:06
  Brian McFadden: We'll we'll load up, or what? Let you book an appointment.
• 1:22:10
  El Guapo: I didn't want to put my email out there. This is like, couple of weeks ago, I downloaded to see if we were like, Okay.
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: Be careful that shit dude cause I.
• 1:22:19
  El Guapo: You probably get fucking. Knock at the door like.
• 1:22:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  El Guapo: And fucking. Dr. Phil's out here like, Oh, shit.
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: That's what ice is using to catch illegal immigrants. Now you open up your I'm running away from ice app
• 1:22:34
  Testecleese: pings on their radar. Go get them, go get them.
• 1:22:36
  El Guapo: Feel, Dr. Phil so optimized. They're like goddamn. Dr. Phil, what are you doing here?
• 1:22:42
  Testecleese: Is this? Some catch the predator shit.
• 1:22:46
  El Guapo: No, this is catch an illegal guy. Damn.
• 1:22:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, to catch it, to catch a migrant.
• 1:22:53
  El Guapo: I mean.
• 1:22:55
  Testecleese: Oh, you got up.
• 1:22:57
  El Guapo: Then you're gonna have my kids in here like, I just adopt the kids like, no, they're my kids bullshit. They're gonna get deported fucking be a chopper, and they're like, God damn it!
• 1:23:06
  Testecleese: Well, you're you're illegal, children.
• 1:23:12
  Testecleese: In some public schools in the States, because they do the best to protect and hide these undocumented kids from the government.
• 1:23:19
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: now, here's the issue is, most Americans agree that there's an issue with migration right now, over 70% of Americans agree. There's an issue, and something has to be done.
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: Over 50% of Democrats have agreed
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: so to run cover for these folks
• 1:23:38
  Testecleese: is just taking a shit on the people that.
• 1:23:42
  El Guapo: That you're supposed to be working for. You know what I mean. Yeah.
• 1:23:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, and the coast guy just terminated a commandant who was supposed to be focusing on the border because they were ignoring the border.
• 1:23:54
  Brian McFadden: They were all focused on the
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly, and remember, a commandant is in command of more than one ship.
• 1:24:02
  Brian McFadden: She was in charge of the whole Coast Guard.
• 1:24:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. So, boom, there's the end of that job. You're fired.
• 1:24:08
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: Oh, and yeah, exactly. It was Dei. They were worried about
• 1:24:14
  Testecleese: the pictures of the Lesbian black woman
• 1:24:17
  Testecleese: more than they worry about getting the job done, you know.
• 1:24:20
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:24:21
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 1:24:22
  Testecleese: I mean, if if the.
• 1:24:24
  El Guapo: Is it? Okay?
• 1:24:24
  El Guapo: If the person hire you like? Hey, you're gonna be the commandant. But this is you got a different priority. And you're like this is not correct, like duh. When I got to take
• 1:24:33
  El Guapo: charges, just come in. Sorry, you know. Move on.
• 1:24:37
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:24:38
  El Guapo: No, but you decide to fuck it.
• 1:24:42
  El Guapo: Your priorities doubt for the safety of the United States of America, you know.
• 1:24:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:24:48
  Testecleese: Trump is worried about these pro-terrorist college students and is ordered a put out an executive order to crack down on these
• 1:24:57
  Testecleese: these guys supporting Hamas. It's 1 thing to be anti-israel, pro-palestine. It's another thing to
• 1:25:04
  Testecleese: chant Hamas songs. You know what I mean.
• 1:25:08
  Brian McFadden: From the river to the sea.
• 1:25:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:10
  Testecleese: Exactly cool.
• 1:25:11
  Testecleese: Understand what that means when they say it.
• 1:25:16
  Testecleese: Guava.
• 1:25:16
  Testecleese: What river.
• 1:25:18
  El Guapo: The Golden River, or something like that.
• 1:25:21
  Testecleese: Jordan River. Brian. What's the.
• 1:25:24
  Brian McFadden: Let's see.
• 1:25:26
  Testecleese: There you go!
• 1:25:27
  Brian McFadden: You know what that is.
• 1:25:29
  Testecleese: All of Israel.
• 1:25:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, I thought it was a Mediterranean. But okay.
• 1:25:35
  El Guapo: I thought it was a Mediterranean. But okay.
• 1:25:40
  Testecleese: no, the med's on the other side, isn't it?
• 1:25:44
  Testecleese: I have to look at it again.
• 1:25:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: It's almost all of Israel when they say stuff. So trump's looking to crack down on like, Hey, man, you can't go out here and chant for Isis.
• 1:25:55
  El Guapo: Hi, yeah.
• 1:25:56
  Testecleese: Not sure where I stand on this in terms of a freedom of speech issue, but.
• 1:26:00
  El Guapo: Well, they don't get no freedom of speeches. They're not from this guy. Only America still got freedom of speech.
• 1:26:06
  Testecleese: Well, no, these are American citizens at college that they're talking about.
• 1:26:09
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, they could protest what they want.
• 1:26:12
  Testecleese: They can protest all they want. But you cannot terrorize the Jewish students from going to class.
• 1:26:16
  Brian McFadden: And you're not gonna get your
• 1:26:19
  Brian McFadden: your subsidies to go to college anymore.
• 1:26:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, we don't have to give you money to go to school. If you're gonna waste all your time telling us how much the Jews are evil, you know.
• 1:26:29
  El Guapo: You know. Like, why are you protesting you should be in college getting Aids? And that's it, you know.
• 1:26:35
  Brian McFadden: The aids.
• 1:26:36
  Testecleese: You should not be happy.
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: 2.
• 1:26:37
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:26:39
  Brian McFadden: That, too, he said. You should go to college and get Aids.
• 1:26:42
  Brian McFadden: That's why I heard Aids.
• 1:26:44
  El Guapo: Oh! Oh! My age!
• 1:26:45
  Brian McFadden: Like HIV.
• 1:26:46
  El Guapo: No like A's, and B's A's.
• 1:26:50
  El Guapo: I just a little bit drunk now.
• 1:26:52
  Testecleese: Okay, what's this?
• 1:26:53
  Brian McFadden: That Alabama slammering.
• 1:26:55
  Testecleese: What's this clean out policy within Gaza? That's apparently freaked everyone out. And I
• 1:27:02
  Testecleese: I don't even know if I read this article honestly.
• 1:27:04
  Testecleese: I've had a busy week anyone who's still listening. I apologize for not doing the show on Saturday, like we normally do. My dog popped out 9 puppies.
• 1:27:13
  El Guapo: Nice congratulations, Grandpa.
• 1:27:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, great. I have 11 dogs now. I don't know what to do with.
• 1:27:19
  El Guapo: Adopt.
• 1:27:20
  Brian McFadden: Ray said he'd want one.
• 1:27:21
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm good.
• 1:27:23
  Testecleese: Come on out here to West Virginia.
• 1:27:24
  El Guapo: No, I'm good.
• 1:27:26
  Brian McFadden: Biggie Biggie needs a friend.
• 1:27:28
  El Guapo: Oh, I haven't talked to you about Piggy, haven't, do you?
• 1:27:31
  Brian McFadden: No, you haven't.
• 1:27:32
  El Guapo: No, I'll talk to you about it later.
• 1:27:34
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 1:27:35
  Testecleese: Anyway. Do either one of you guys know what this clean out Gaza proposal is.
• 1:27:40
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:27:43
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:27:44
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 1:27:46
  Testecleese: This is what frustrates me. Fellas. All right, is okay with that
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: all sides. I don't know much about it. I didn't see anything else about it. I don't even think I read this article, and I usually read them all.
• 1:27:59
  El Guapo: But
• 1:27:59
  El Guapo: yeah, I usually send articles there's like is like something that I heard you know, like, Hey, just so reminded like, Hey, we should talk about this later on, but I didn't hear nothing about this clean gas up stuff.
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: Oh, love, I want to bring this up one. You're definitely around.
• 1:28:19
  Testecleese: When you share articles.
• 1:28:23
  Testecleese: May and like, let's just say you got it was like a link on a Facebook page.
• 1:28:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, go open the link and share that from the web page.
• 1:28:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:31
  Testecleese: From the Facebook page.
• 1:28:33
  Testecleese: Because if I'm going through the messenger to like, collect the stuff and put it in the Google Doc as soon as I click on that.
• 1:28:38
  Brian McFadden: Bye.
• 1:28:39
  Testecleese: It changes where my Facebook page is, and then resets where I am in the messenger chat.
• 1:28:44
  El Guapo: That's.
• 1:28:45
  Testecleese: Scroll back through to find it.
• 1:28:47
  El Guapo: Got you. Okay.
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: No big deal. It's just I know I brought it more than once, but it's always right when we start the show. I'm always like motherfuckers. 10 min again is scrolling through shit.
• 1:28:58
  El Guapo: Oh, got you!
• 1:28:59
  Testecleese: No big deal, though, man, it's not. It's not that big a deal. It's just a it's an annoying thing.
• 1:29:07
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:29:08
  Testecleese: Well, 2 Americans just got free. Run Afghani! Oh, prisoner! Swap!
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: Apparently the Taliban was still holding prisoners.
• 1:29:20
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:29:21
  Testecleese: I didn't realize that, but that was done with.
• 1:29:24
  Brian McFadden: Not to tell them.
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: And it looks like trump is genuinely trying to bring an end to what's going on in Ukraine.
• 1:29:34
  Testecleese: What does that mean?
• 1:29:36
  Brian McFadden: Nobody talked about this before.
• 1:29:41
  Testecleese: About what? What do you mean?
• 1:29:43
  Brian McFadden: We called this long ago. Once trump got reelected that the money spigot's gonna get shut off, and magically, there's going to be a ceasefire within days of him, being President.
• 1:29:55
  Testecleese: Well, right now he's threatening Putin with taxes and tariffs.
• 1:30:02
  Testecleese: Putin already said he was willing to talk to trump before Trump even took office. He's willing to talk about a ceasefire.
• 1:30:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because the Russians are losing their shirts in the war.
• 1:30:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I'm I'm glad they're not winning.
• 1:30:18
  Testecleese: But the same time it's not our fucking problem.
• 1:30:20
  Brian McFadden: I agree.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: But
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: I hate to say it, but watching them ruin themselves for this tiny splotch of land, for a seaport
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: is going to set them back years economically.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: while the United States can thrive under trump.
• 1:30:37
  Brian McFadden: They got no military people left.
• 1:30:40
  Testecleese: That's what I mean. They have nothing to protect anything anymore. They're going to shrink worldwide
• 1:30:45
  Testecleese: because I don't even necessarily see conflict coming. They're just not going to be able to duel. They're not going to be able to progress and industrialize as much as they have been.
• 1:30:57
  Testecleese: because all the money is going to go into recovery from this conflict in Ukraine, instead of expanding their economy, which I'm hoping is going to happen under trump.
• 1:31:08
  Testecleese: Either one of you fellas watch the inauguration.
• 1:31:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, a little bit.
• 1:31:13
  Testecleese: I watched none of it. I cared 0.
• 1:31:17
  Testecleese: Apparently Snoop performed.
• 1:31:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:31:20
  El Guapo: Oh, that was a party and stuff. Yeah.
• 1:31:24
  Brian McFadden: My favorite part was Jeff Bezos's fiance.
• 1:31:29
  El Guapo: Showing up with the lingerie.
• 1:31:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:31:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:34
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 1:31:35
  El Guapo: Just.
• 1:31:36
  Brian McFadden: Showed up in a very scantily clabbed outfit.
• 1:31:38
  El Guapo: Okay, I'm sorry. Dude like.
• 1:31:40
  Brian McFadden: And Mark Zuckerberg was caught staring at it.
• 1:31:43
  El Guapo: That's all. I mean, it's like the sun. You're not supposed to stare. But you cannot help yourself. Okay.
• 1:31:49
  El Guapo: we got.
• 1:31:49
  El Guapo: That's that big. Okay, and also Jeff Bezos. He could have any fucking woman he want. He went with the fucking, most trashy
• 1:31:58
  El Guapo: turtle tries Ghetto ratchet person just the way she.
• 1:32:04
  Testecleese: 100% honest here. Go up about this something sexy about that, though, and you know it
• 1:32:11
  Testecleese: your thing. But you got to admit there's something sexy with that that.
• 1:32:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, if I go to the club, it should just fucking slutty like, yeah, making this. That's good. But you go to fucking present decoration. I want a classic lady like, you know. Okay.
• 1:32:23
  Testecleese: Wearing a ball gown, not a.
• 1:32:25
  El Guapo: No like the President's wife, was Frank's name.
• 1:32:31
  El Guapo: Come on.
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: Not Melania
• 1:32:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:32:34
  El Guapo: Melania Trump accept the hat.
• 1:32:36
  El Guapo: She was dressed up. Good. Good. Okay, whatever like a suit or something like that they had. It was too much. Honestly, now they're making memes out of it, which I think they should make a mortal Kombat character out of her. But anyways.
• 1:32:50
  El Guapo: you know, like it's too much.
• 1:32:54
  El Guapo: It's just like like you go to a royal
• 1:32:57
  El Guapo: wedding, or something like that, you know. Dress the church close like you go to the church, you know.
• 1:33:05
  Testecleese: Okay, black tie, events.
• 1:33:06
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:33:08
  El Guapo: gonna be cameras on you like. Oh, my God! Now everybody's talking about trashy ass, fucking cleavage and shit, you know. Yeah, if for this club scene. I could see myself doing that
• 1:33:19
  El Guapo: with the the side peas, but not with your main chick, you know, because that represents you, you know.
• 1:33:25
  El Guapo: And like, if if she's in there in the middle of it, dude.
• 1:33:31
  El Guapo: that means that like when she get divorced from you, she gonna take half, and the fucking company's gonna go.
• 1:33:36
  Brian McFadden: Don't think he's got a prenup this time around.
• 1:33:39
  El Guapo: No fucking. People. Guys are idiots.
• 1:33:42
  El Guapo: No, no, no, she's different. She's different. She's not the same.
• 1:33:46
  Testecleese: Well, you know what's not different.
• 1:33:48
  Testecleese: Wrong with it.
• 1:33:49
  Brian McFadden: Dnn.
• 1:33:51
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, what are they gonna do to save the day now.
• 1:33:54
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna lay off everybody.
• 1:33:56
  El Guapo: The labor of Gida Costa, now.
• 1:33:58
  Brian McFadden: No Jim. Across the left.
• 1:34:00
  El Guapo: Whatever.
• 1:34:01
  Brian McFadden: They. They've moved his slot from prime time to like midnight.
• 1:34:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, because nobody's watching him.
• 1:34:08
  Testecleese: You know who's Cnn.
• 1:34:11
  El Guapo: Scott Jennis. He needs to get prime time. Dude.
• 1:34:16
  Testecleese: Is he the Republican guy?
• 1:34:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:34:18
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:34:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:19
  Testecleese: He's hilarious. He's like, you guys.
• 1:34:20
  El Guapo: He's always, quite.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: You're all wrong.
• 1:34:22
  El Guapo: He didn't have his own show. Scott.
• 1:34:24
  Brian McFadden: I thought he was gonna get a position in the Trump administration.
• 1:34:27
  El Guapo: I thought so too, like press secretary, or something like that.
• 1:34:29
  Testecleese: You know what that might help Cnn if they didn't just put him on, as the guy saying, you guys are all stupid. If they actually gave him a show and had the other people on his show.
• 1:34:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:34:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, everybody.
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: Not bye.
• 1:34:44
  Testecleese: not even necessarily that I'm like he could have himself, and, like another guy, is a co-host, and have a different guy from the show on, or even from the Channel, or even just in general.
• 1:34:55
  Testecleese: and be like, well, I don't know. You guys are pretty dumb, because this is actually what happened. Here's the record. Here's the
• 1:35:01
  Testecleese: I don't know how to.
• 1:35:01
  El Guapo: He doesn't
• 1:35:02
  El Guapo: day dude, I would have been fucking, aggravated dude. I get aggravated. Listen to other people, confront him like God take care of this motherfuckers, you know.
• 1:35:11
  El Guapo: He probably was until payday, and he checked his account. One holy shit.
• 1:35:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, do this.
• 1:35:20
  Testecleese: Shit hate me, Green, and call me Gumby for that kind of money.
• 1:35:28
  Brian McFadden: So trump! Called out the reporters.
• 1:35:33
  Testecleese: He did. Well.
• 1:35:34
  Brian McFadden: And said, Stop interrupting and listen to me.
• 1:35:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm tired of the media talking all this shit and just doing what they want to do. And they actually apologize to them right.
• 1:35:47
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, are things actually gonna change like the planets aligned.
• 1:35:57
  Testecleese: We had 2 Arctic blasts getting snow down all the way to Florida.
• 1:36:01
  Testecleese: California burned to the ground the the safe haven for the Democrats. It almost seems like
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: he's being heralded into office.
• 1:36:15
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much, and even Stephen A. Smith from Espn, came out and said that he feels like a fool voting for Kamala.
• 1:36:25
  El Guapo: How long.
• 1:36:26
  Testecleese: How long did he talk trash about everyone who didn't vote? Harris.
• 1:36:30
  Brian McFadden: Forever.
• 1:36:31
  Testecleese: Did he at least apologize for?
• 1:36:33
  Testecleese: Oh, I feel dumb. He just says I feel dumb, just like Jim Gaffigan.
• 1:36:41
  Testecleese: It's like, Oh, I hope these trump supporters don't think I meant them. It's like dude. You called them deplorable and garbage.
• 1:36:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:47
  Testecleese: That's why Trump got in a garbage truck. Remember.
• 1:36:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:36:52
  Testecleese: It's like the
• 1:36:54
  Testecleese: oops. I was wrong. I called all these people terrible names, because that was what was cool.
• 1:37:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:02
  Brian McFadden: I don't care.
• 1:37:04
  Testecleese: That's I'm cool, like there's a road to redemption. But at the same point these dudes, like Zuckerberg, like sure, come join
• 1:37:12
  Testecleese: the normal. The Normies, the normal people, right?
• 1:37:16
  Testecleese: But you better believe I'm gonna be watching what you do because I got a feeling he's just doing whatever he thinks he needs to do to stay out of trouble and stay on top. You know what I mean.
• 1:37:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep well. In another move by the trump administration
• 1:37:31
  Brian McFadden: they have frozen nearly all Federal loans and grants for Federal assistance.
• 1:37:38
  El Guapo: Good.
• 1:37:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, that got stopped already by a Federal judge.
• 1:37:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's supposed to be like 60 million dollars to Ghana's condoms, like, what.
• 1:37:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh, there's a ton of money that's just wasted.
• 1:37:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:55
  Brian McFadden: Programmed.
• 1:37:56
  Testecleese: See, here's the thing, though it's 60 million dollars for Ghana to Ghana for condoms. That sounds like a giant expense for Birth Control in a place where they probably definitely need it.
• 1:38:04
  El Guapo: But they're not gonna use it.
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: No, but 60 million dollars, 40 million dollars whatever.
• 1:38:08
  Testecleese: It all adds up.
• 1:38:09
  El Guapo: No. Why would care about other countries?
• 1:38:12
  Testecleese: Trillions, trillions of dollars to Ukraine.
• 1:38:17
  Testecleese: A 1 billion is a thousand millions. A trillion is a thousand billions.
• 1:38:23
  Brian McFadden: Was the deficit.
• 1:38:26
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying we're concerned about 40 million dollars going to Ghana for rubbers. It's like, what about the 2.3 trillion dollars in bombs, getting sent to Ukraine just to blow up and kill people.
• 1:38:40
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:38:44
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong like you said.
• 1:38:45
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's freaking out that they're gonna lose their job because of this.
• 1:38:50
  El Guapo: Good, good.
• 1:38:53
  Testecleese: The government efficiency fire. All of this shit.
• 1:38:58
  Brian McFadden: There is no such thing as government efficiency.
• 1:39:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: fire. All of these people like, why are we doing any of this? Why are we paying for any of this?
• 1:39:09
  Testecleese: And no, you're right. We should definitely not be paying for the Birth Control in Ghana.
• 1:39:16
  Testecleese: And you know again.
• 1:39:17
  Brian McFadden: We should not be paying for a lot of shit around the world we got our own deficit to worry about. We got our own bills to pay. We got our own population to focus on.
• 1:39:25
  Testecleese: Speed to house.
• 1:39:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:29
  Testecleese: Plane's going down. You put your own mask on before you assist the person next year, right.
• 1:39:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:35
  Testecleese: Oh, alright.
• 1:39:39
  Testecleese: Okay. So we got a new CIA boss.
• 1:39:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:39:43
  Testecleese: Ratcliffe. I know that name.
• 1:39:46
  Testecleese: I don't know why.
• 1:39:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, they found a Biden error report that surprise surprise of backing
• 1:39:55
  Brian McFadden: the Covid Lab release theory, the Wuhan lab.
• 1:40:00
  Brian McFadden: It's amazing how many things are buried
• 1:40:03
  Brian McFadden: that don't fit the narrative from one administration to the next.
• 1:40:10
  Testecleese: How is this stuff left behind?
• 1:40:13
  Testecleese: My problem.
• 1:40:15
  Brian McFadden: What you think they should shred it.
• 1:40:16
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, Brian, you and I plan doing something shady and illegal. Are we gonna leave a fucking paper trail and leave notes and messages behind.
• 1:40:25
  El Guapo: Because.
• 1:40:25
  Brian McFadden: Probably because you're in more trouble if you don't follow the the Government Protection Copyright Acts that trump that was accused of not following.
• 1:40:40
  El Guapo: Well, when you expect Kamala Harris to win, you don't care about it, you know.
• 1:40:46
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 1:40:46
  Testecleese: Like you said, There, it's coming up like, yeah, no, we're pretty sure it leaked out of a lab.
• 1:40:51
  Testecleese: and even Fauci told us there's no way, no way, that's true. And remember, fauci is the science.
• 1:40:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, fauci's been pardoned so.
• 1:40:59
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:41:01
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, cool, and we don't even know what he's pardoned for.
• 1:41:07
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't matter.
• 1:41:10
  Brian McFadden: Chrissy Noem, the former Governor of South Dakota, is now the
• 1:41:16
  Brian McFadden: Home Department of Homeland Security Secretary.
• 1:41:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, not sure what I think of that.
• 1:41:25
  El Guapo: Christy know.
• 1:41:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know enough about her experience the homeland security, but.
• 1:41:34
  Brian McFadden: Never closed down the State of South Dakota for any COVID-19 lockdowns.
• 1:41:39
  El Guapo: Yeah. She was the Governor of South Dakota.
• 1:41:43
  Brian McFadden: He was the only one that did that.
• 1:41:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, and she was about to run for President, but she fucked it up when you say
• 1:41:50
  El Guapo: she shot her own dog and one of her fucking books and stuff like God damn it!
• 1:41:57
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:41:58
  Testecleese: Wasn't even that she shot her own dog she was telling a story about when she was younger and had to put her dog down.
• 1:42:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, sort of take it to a veterinarian and pay fucking taxes hundreds of dollars for that. Yeah. But people don't.
• 1:42:10
  El Guapo: Those people the city understand that shit. So you know what? I don't know why we.
• 1:42:14
  Testecleese: Dude. I had my my 4 year old. She's gonna be 5 next week I had her there when the puppies were being born.
• 1:42:22
  Testecleese: and I was like, Yeah, here's here's what happens. Here's how it works, you know.
• 1:42:27
  Testecleese: And I told her I was like.
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: odds are not all these puppies are gonna survive, because, statistically, at least one, not your one.
• 1:42:36
  Testecleese: Hi, huh!
• 1:42:38
  Brian McFadden: Your luck is, they're all gonna survive, and you're gonna end up with them all.
• 1:42:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, kind of, I know.
• 1:42:44
  El Guapo: And then.
• 1:42:45
  Testecleese: I hope to God I could find someone to come. Take a puppy or 5.
• 1:42:51
  Testecleese: My God, Dude! There's 9 puppies, plus the 2 that made them.
• 1:42:57
  Brian McFadden: So we have a new Secretary of Defense now. After Jd. Vance broke the tie.
• 1:43:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can't believe that. Went to a the Vp. Already.
• 1:43:10
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, take a fucking senior junior list of
• 1:43:15
  El Guapo: junior listed personnel to fucking bail out a senior officer junior officer.
• 1:43:22
  El Guapo: That was the funniest thing ever.
• 1:43:24
  Brian McFadden: He has said. It's gonna shake things up. I think I think he's gonna be good for the Department of Defense. I mean, he's been there done that. And it's Gonna be a big difference between the
• 1:43:37
  Brian McFadden: the last secret events, Lloyd. Something.
• 1:43:40
  El Guapo: Okay, yeah. Like the Bp of Jd best. He was a junior enlisted guy.
• 1:43:48
  El Guapo: you know. He's the one, approved the fuck. I see you're listed Army Guy.
• 1:43:53
  El Guapo: you know, to get approved to Secretary of Defense.
• 1:43:57
  El Guapo: which is kind of good, having, like a low ranking guy because he'd been there done that by this old
• 1:44:04
  El Guapo: fart generals, and they were, you know, fucking Raytheon guys be in charge of it.
• 1:44:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:44:13
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, trump also tried to put in a new CIA leader that got shut down.
• 1:44:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's it's got to go through the normal, slow motion of the Senate.
• 1:44:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. It didn't go through the swift process.
• 1:44:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:44:30
  Testecleese: Which all right. But why would they do this if they didn't plan to stop it?
• 1:44:35
  Brian McFadden: They're going to try to stop it.
• 1:44:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 1:44:40
  Brian McFadden: But if there's enough Republican votes and Jd. Vance to vote for it, then that'll be the person.
• 1:44:46
  Testecleese: I'm gonna say, though, I like the way things are working in terms of this process, because it's going the way it's supposed to.
• 1:44:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:44:54
  Testecleese: Because I genuinely thought they were going to try to stop every single one of these
• 1:45:00
  Testecleese: especially the way. Like Rachel Matt, I was talking.
• 1:45:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, that'd be the 1st time around, because
• 1:45:05
  Brian McFadden: every other administration back in the day, you know.
• 1:45:09
  Brian McFadden: 9 times out of 10, unless they were like egregiously pathetic at their job. Like Pete Buttigieg.
• 1:45:17
  Brian McFadden: you know that they would. They would get confirmed by both the Republicans and the Democrats.
• 1:45:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:45:26
  Testecleese: at least they're not just at least they're not fighting every single one of them. They just want to make it look like they are.
• 1:45:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And in the Justice Department, you know, they're trying to portray the
• 1:45:38
  Brian McFadden: the realm of impartiality again and focus on laws by
• 1:45:44
  Brian McFadden: firing more than a dozen key officials that worked on Jack Smith team for the special counsel.
• 1:45:57
  Brian McFadden: and I don't believe Jack Smith was given a pardon. Was he.
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: I don't remember hearing it, and I think I would. I think that would have been something that made like headline news, you know.
• 1:46:12
  Testecleese: Gosh!
• 1:46:13
  Testecleese: I don't know that guy's he. Obviously he quit because he knew he wasn't going to keep his job right.
• 1:46:18
  Testecleese: worked directly under him. Not think they were going to get fired.
• 1:46:22
  Brian McFadden: There it is!
• 1:46:24
  Testecleese: And okay, what looks better on a resume? I resigned because I knew I was going to lose my job, due to
• 1:46:30
  Testecleese: difference of opinion with new leadership, or I got fired like we should.
• 1:46:36
  Brian McFadden: I'm glad.
• 1:46:36
  Testecleese: Another.
• 1:46:37
  Brian McFadden: But I mean at that level. I mean he could be working for the law firm that the second gentleman's working for, you know.
• 1:46:44
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying.
• 1:46:45
  Brian McFadden: And they don't get 2 shits.
• 1:46:47
  Testecleese: I'm talking about the guys who just got fired.
• 1:46:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh, the individuals. Yeah, the lower landing people. Yeah.
• 1:46:53
  Testecleese: They should have resigned too.
• 1:46:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:46:56
  Testecleese: But now you have to put on your paperwork like, why'd you leave that job?
• 1:46:59
  Testecleese: I got fired? Oh.
• 1:47:02
  Brian McFadden: I don't think they expected the retribution to go that far down.
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: Down the chain.
• 1:47:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you knew what the fuck you were doing. Nope,
• 1:47:13
  El Guapo: See.
• 1:47:14
  Testecleese: This is a fun one. I don't remember which one of you guys shared this.
• 1:47:19
  Testecleese: Of course, it always takes forever to load up what I'm trying to find a number. But it was Trump's net worth. And I want to say it was like 5 billion dollars when he took office first.st
• 1:47:29
  Brian McFadden: Time or second time.
• 1:47:31
  Testecleese: This time, time.
• 1:47:32
  Brian McFadden: No. Okay.
• 1:47:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. I remember there was a whole bunch of stuff about the money from Elon Musk and all that crap going on.
• 1:47:41
  Testecleese: Jesus, Louis. I know I saw the number.
• 1:47:45
  Testecleese: I think it was 5 billion dollars. Oh, yeah, they're preparing.
• 1:47:49
  Testecleese: Oh, Elon Musk to Adolf Hitler with a salute.
• 1:47:53
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:47:54
  Testecleese: Around 6 billion dollars as of early 2025.
• 1:47:59
  Testecleese: That's more money than when he took office last time.
• 1:48:04
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:48:05
  Testecleese: I want to know what did Trump do in 4 years on top of maintaining his image as best he could, and trying to run for office again. How did he make?
• 1:48:16
  Testecleese: How much money did he lose when he was President? Because he wasn't out there making money right.
• 1:48:19
  El Guapo: Well, the kids are running the fucking
• 1:48:21
  Testecleese: Then he lost money while he's not President while he was President. Yeah.
• 1:48:26
  El Guapo: But the.
• 1:48:27
  Testecleese: They shit on his image. Now he comes back to have more money than he was worth before. Yeah.
• 1:48:33
  Testecleese: well, that money is in a blind trust once he becomes president. So yeah.
• 1:48:37
  El Guapo: All the all the kids are running the run. His company, you know.
• 1:48:43
  Testecleese: Oh, he owns a lot of stuff.
• 1:48:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, Rick, what's his name on this younger kid, Rick?
• 1:48:50
  El Guapo: Eric Eric Trump probably is running run the company. I don't want to have awesome senior does a junior.
• 1:48:58
  Testecleese: Maybe you're maybe you're right. Maybe that's the difference is, when he was in office his son was running the company.
• 1:49:05
  Testecleese: and it didn't do as well on top of him, being shit on by the media. And then he got outside of running the company again, and made tons of money because he saw all the opportunities with everything that happened.
• 1:49:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, but that would be a backfire for him, probably coaching and stuff like that like this is what you do it wrong. This is what you do, because he need to learn, you know, to be himself.
• 1:49:28
  El Guapo: You cannot be. He cannot be there all the time, you know.
• 1:49:31
  Testecleese: Well, that's why wealth only lasts 3 generations. Typically.
• 1:49:35
  El Guapo: Depends how you carry it, you know, because the Machiavelli took it for like 6 generations.
• 1:49:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think Kennedy still have money right?
• 1:49:43
  El Guapo: Somehow.
• 1:49:44
  Testecleese: Last 3 generations, because someone built the company. Their children saw them build that company and operate the company, and knew how to maintain the company.
• 1:49:53
  El Guapo: Company.
• 1:49:55
  Testecleese: Their children have no idea how any of this works, and have just have their grandfather's money.
• 1:50:02
  Testecleese: Who's this to maintain? I'm just saying your average. Let's.
• 1:50:05
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:50:06
  Testecleese: You start a steel company.
• 1:50:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:08
  Testecleese: And you put in all the hard work. Do everything right, and get a business working very well. You become worth
• 1:50:15
  Testecleese: 200.
• 1:50:15
  El Guapo: And as the downfall, the company, because you don't pull your kids to like. Hey, this is what you have to do. This is like.
• 1:50:22
  Testecleese: Though that's the thing is, your children will see how hard you work, and we'll know a general what's going on, especially when they take over the company. They'll understand how much work is put in.
• 1:50:31
  El Guapo: That's up to the that's up to the actual like. This is what you do. This is how you do.
• 1:50:35
  Testecleese: Their children will never have seen you build the company. They won't know all of the work that went into it and how it works. They don't even know how to maintain the machine that you built.
• 1:50:45
  El Guapo: That's up to the parents.
• 1:50:46
  Testecleese: They're the ones that lose the money.
• 1:50:48
  El Guapo: That's what the parents to teach you how to do like. Hey? This is what you like coaching, you know.
• 1:50:53
  Testecleese: Hate, legacy, families.
• 1:50:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:55
  Testecleese: People hate companies that are families that still have a ton of money
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: like the Kennedys who made the money off a boot wagon.
• 1:51:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. Pissed that. The Kennedy family made all the money, and they're all rich because of it. Yeah, but that money would be gone by now if they didn't.
• 1:51:07
  El Guapo: The Joe Biden make money out of American citizen. It's going to be like one or 2 generations gone, you know.
• 1:51:13
  Testecleese: Well, if had the Kennedys not managed that money well, there'd be no money left in the Kennedy name today.
• 1:51:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:51:22
  Testecleese: And that's what happens to most generational weld is, it gets blown.
• 1:51:27
  El Guapo: Same thing goes to the Rockefeller. The fucking
• 1:51:30
  Testecleese: And there's no more Rockefellers. The last one just died right.
• 1:51:34
  El Guapo: The problem is still out there. What's the other ones, too, that was competing with Rockefeller, the Johns?
• 1:51:42
  El Guapo: Andrew, what's the name of the guy for Cnn.
• 1:51:44
  Testecleese: What you mean competing with Rockefeller. Rockefeller is just famous because he was the 1st billionaire.
• 1:51:50
  El Guapo: You know, that was on the competition. He was in competition with somebody else, too.
• 1:51:54
  Testecleese: Competition doing, what.
• 1:51:56
  El Guapo: Oh, oil!
• 1:51:58
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:51:59
  El Guapo: What's the name of that? Anderson Cooper? Anderson Cooper was related to the
• 1:52:06
  El Guapo: damn. It's gonna drumming man now.
• 1:52:10
  Testecleese: I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 1:52:13
  Testecleese: Oh, anyway, there were rumors floating around about Federman switching parties.
• 1:52:21
  Brian McFadden: Alright, that's not gonna happen.
• 1:52:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:52:24
  Testecleese: I know, but he's the way he's been talking lately.
• 1:52:28
  El Guapo: He just can't come, and says, That's all.
• 1:52:30
  Testecleese: No, exactly. And why does it take the stroke victim to realize that.
• 1:52:36
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:52:39
  Testecleese: Oh, and Costco! I didn't realize Costco employees were teamsters.
• 1:52:42
  Brian McFadden: Not all of them.
• 1:52:43
  El Guapo: Blenderbilts, 1,000.
• 1:52:47
  Brian McFadden: Some, some States. They're they're unionized, but not most States.
• 1:52:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they have teams through a zoom unit that I didn't realize that.
• 1:52:55
  Testecleese: But apparently they've been authorized to strike by the teamsters.
• 1:52:59
  Testecleese: I don't care.
• 1:53:01
  Brian McFadden: No, don't either.
• 1:53:04
  Testecleese: Anyway. I think that's our bucket, Brian. You got anything else you want to talk about on there.
• 1:53:09
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:53:10
  El Guapo: Hey? The family with the Rockefeller was the Vanderbilts.
• 1:53:16
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:53:17
  El Guapo: That's
• 1:53:19
  Testecleese: Well, that's that's 270.
• 1:53:22
  Testecleese: Hopefully.
• 1:53:22
  Brian McFadden: 70, down.
• 1:53:23
  Testecleese: Time.
• 1:53:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep, 270 down.
• 1:53:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, 270 down to another 270.
• 1:53:30
  Testecleese: I hope.
• 1:53:31
  El Guapo: I think we need to do. Episode by the dates.
• 1:53:34
  El Guapo: Generate this.
• 1:53:36
  Testecleese: We. We used to do it that way before we started 2.0.
• 1:53:39
  El Guapo: 2 point oh.
• 1:53:41
  Testecleese: And we started counting numbers from one.
• 1:53:44
  El Guapo: Huh!
• 1:53:45
  Testecleese: That's when we started counting from one we've been at this like 15 years. You know that right.
• 1:53:49
  El Guapo: I know, but I'm saying like episode by the episode number we should do.
• 1:53:53
  Testecleese: Date. We recorded it instead.
• 1:53:55
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:53:57
  Testecleese: Alright, later, all.
• 1:53:59
  El Guapo: All right later.
• 1:54:01
  El Guapo: What's the music?
• 1:54:02
  Brian McFadden: Heard no music.
• 1:54:04
  El Guapo: Oh, we just gonna end up.
• 1:54:05
  Brian McFadden: Why is there no music? Oh, you're not sharing.
• 1:54:08
  Testecleese: It's because I'm not sharing. I thought this was going the whole time.
• 1:54:12
  El Guapo: My goodness.
• 1:54:13
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why you turn it off, because, I didn't share any sound.
• 1:54:17
  Testecleese: Something else. I was thinking about playing that I was oh.
• 1:54:20
  El Guapo: You gotta be fucking deported, too. Fuck it.
• 1:54:24
  Testecleese: Yes, because, you know, citizens are gonna get deported too.
• 1:54:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, hey? You know what? I'll go to Cape Panama if they want to reconqut Panama. I just happen to know downtown Panama City. I just know it.
• 1:54:35
  El Guapo: I could.
• 1:54:37
  El Guapo: I've been there a lot.
• 1:54:39
  Testecleese: All right, Brian, pinch this Turd off.