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Donald Drumpf Theatre 300: Looking Back at the Corrupt, Racist, Anti-American President · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to Looking Back at History.
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  SPEAKER_03: Today we have uncovered some rare audio recordings from over 300 years ago
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  SPEAKER_03: of history's worst U.S. president, Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: These just found recordings show a level of depravity,
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  SPEAKER_03: racism, and incompetence never before or after seen in America.
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  SPEAKER_03: So stay tuned for some excerpts of the Donald Trump Theater radio show's first 300 episodes.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are controlling transmission, if we wish to make it louder.
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  SPEAKER_03: We will bring up the body.
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  SPEAKER_03: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've just crossed over into... Am I stepping into the twilight zone?
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_03: Places in that house, feels like getting cold.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_03: My vehicles can move, I'm gonna move and start.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_03: Where am I gonna go now that I've grown to go?
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_03: I think it was disgraceful.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_03: Disgraceful.
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  SPEAKER_02: That the intelligence agencies allowed any information that turned out to be
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  SPEAKER_02: so false and fake out.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's a disgrace.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I say that, and I say that.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that's something that Nazi Germany would have done and did do.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's a disgrace.
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  SPEAKER_02: That information that was false and fake and never happened got released to the public.
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  SPEAKER_02: As far as BuzzFeed,
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  SPEAKER_02: which is a failing pile of garbage,
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  SPEAKER_02: writing it, I think they're going to suffer the consequences.
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  SPEAKER_02: They already are.
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  SPEAKER_02: And as far as CNN going out of their way to build it up?
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  SPEAKER_02: Sir, since you're attacking us, can you give us a question?
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  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, Mr. President-elect.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, not you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Your organization is terrible.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: Your organization is terrible.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't be rude.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you give us a question?
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: Don't be rude.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not going to give you a question.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to give you a question.
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  SPEAKER_02: You are fake news.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not a fence, it's a wall.
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  SPEAKER_02: You just misreported it.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're going to build a wall.
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  SPEAKER_02: I could wait about a year and a half until we finish our negotiations with Mexico,
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  SPEAKER_02: which will start immediately after we get to office, but I don't want to wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mike Pence is leading an effort to get final approvals through various agencies and
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  SPEAKER_02: through Congress for the wall to begin.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't feel like waiting a year or a year and a half.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're going to start building.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mexico, in some form,
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  SPEAKER_02: and there are many different forms,
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  SPEAKER_02: will reimburse us, and they will reimburse us for the cost of the wall.
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  SPEAKER_02: That will happen,
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  SPEAKER_02: whether it's a tax or whether it's a payment,
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  SPEAKER_02: probably less likely that it's a payment, but it will happen.
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  SPEAKER_02: So remember this, okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: I would say we are going to build a wall, and people would go crazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: I would then say who's going to pay for the wall?
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  SPEAKER_02: And people would all scream out,
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  SPEAKER_02: 25,000, 30,000 people, because nobody's ever had crowds like Trump has had.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know that.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't like to report that, but that's okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, now he agrees.
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  SPEAKER_02: Finally, he agrees.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I say, who's going to pay for the wall?
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  SPEAKER_02: And they will scream out Mexico.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, reports went out last week.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Mexico's not going to pay for the wall because of a reimbursement.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's the difference?
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  SPEAKER_02: I want to get the wall started.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to wait a year and a half until I make my deal with Mexico.
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  SPEAKER_02: And we probably will have a deal sooner than that.
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  SPEAKER_02: And by the way, Mexico has been so nice, so nice.
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  SPEAKER_02: I respect the government of Mexico.
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  SPEAKER_02: I respect the people of Mexico.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love the people of Mexico.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have many people from Mexico working for me.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're phenomenal people.
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  SPEAKER_02: The government of Mexico is terrific.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't blame them for what's happened.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't blame them for taking advantage of the United States.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wish our politicians were so smart.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mexico has taken advantage of the United States.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't blame the representatives and various presidents, et cetera, of Mexico.
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  SPEAKER_02: What I say is we shouldn't have allowed that to happen.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not going to happen anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: So in order to get the world started,
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  SPEAKER_02: Mexico will pay for the wall, but it'll be reimbursed, okay?
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: You were there, and you guys wrote it, put it on the front page.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Trump said that Brexit is going to happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right?
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  SPEAKER_02: And it happened.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that was when it was going to lose easily.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, everybody thought I was crazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Obama said they'll go to the back of the line.
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  SPEAKER_02: Meaning, if it does happen, and then he had to retract.
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  SPEAKER_02: That was a bad statement.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is the front of the queue?
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  SPEAKER_02: I think you're doing great.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's going great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Countries want their own identity.
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  SPEAKER_02: And the UK wanted its own identity.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I do believe this.
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  SPEAKER_02: If they hadn't been forced to take in all of the refugees,
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  SPEAKER_02: so many,
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  SPEAKER_02: with all the problems that it entails, I think that you wouldn't have a Brexit.
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  SPEAKER_02: It probably could have worked out.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump's face.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are we not the Superman?
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you pure Superman?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we are the Superman.
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  Super duper Superman.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is this Nazi land so good?
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  Would you leave it if you could?
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  Yeah, this Nazi land is good.
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  We would leave it if we could.
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  We bring the world new order.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump's world new order.
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  SPEAKER_03: If we want a foreign race, we love Donald Trump's face when we bring to
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  SPEAKER_02: the world disorder.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump says.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're going to be very,
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  SPEAKER_02: very proud as not only the media and reporters,
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_02: you're going to be very proud of what we put forth having to do with healthcare.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_02: Obamacare is a complete and total disaster.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: They can say what they want.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_02: They can guide you any way they want to guide you.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_02: In some cases, They guide you incorrectly.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_02: In most cases, you realize what's happened.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's imploding as we sit.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: Some states have over 100% increase.
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  SPEAKER_02: And 17, and I said this two years ago, 17 is going to be the bad year.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's going to be catastrophic.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_02: Frankly,
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  SPEAKER_02: we could sit back,
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  SPEAKER_02: and it was a thought from a political standpoint,
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  SPEAKER_02: but it wouldn't be fair to the people.
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  SPEAKER_02: We could sit back and wait and watch and criticize And we could be a Chuck Schumer,
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  SPEAKER_02: sit back and criticize it,
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_02: and people would come,
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  SPEAKER_02: they would come, begging to us, please, we have to do something about Obamacare.
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  SPEAKER_02: We don't want to own it.
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  SPEAKER_02: We don't want to own it politically.
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  SPEAKER_02: They own it right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: So the easiest thing would be to let it implode in 17,
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  SPEAKER_02: and believe me,
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  SPEAKER_02: we'd get pretty much whatever we wanted, but it would take a long time.
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  SPEAKER_03: Riding Donald Trump Space not to love Donald Trump He's a great disgrace,
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  SPEAKER_03: so be higher, higher Riding Donald Trump Space
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  SPEAKER_02: Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't say he went too far.
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  SPEAKER_03: Will you roll them
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  SPEAKER_02: back?
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_03: What do you think of Lindsey Graham's plan to send you a bill for tougher ones?
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_02: Plans to send me a bill for what?
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  SPEAKER_02: What are tougher things?
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  SPEAKER_02: I haven't heard Lindsey Graham was going to do that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Lindsey Graham.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've been competing with him for a long time.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's going to crack that 1% barrier one day.
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  SPEAKER_02: In our next clip, the racism of the Trump regime is explored.
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  SPEAKER_03: Shame.
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  SPEAKER_03: Shame.
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  Shame.
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  Shame.
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  Shame.
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  Shame.
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  Shame.
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  Shame.
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  SPEAKER_03: Shame, Shame, Shame, Shame, Shame, Shame, Shame, Shame,
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  SPEAKER_03: Shame, Shame, Shame,
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  SPEAKER_03: Shame.
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  SPEAKER_03: But we're closely following the terrible events unfolding in Charlottesville, Virginia.
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  SPEAKER_03: We condemn,
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  SPEAKER_03: in the strongest possible terms,
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  SPEAKER_03: this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's been going on for a long time in our country.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not Donald Trump, not Barack Obama.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's been going on for a long, long time.
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  SPEAKER_01: We saw Nazi flags and marchers carrying torches.
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  SPEAKER_01: A protester being killed in the wake of neo-Nazis marching in the streets of an American city.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is from an infamous neo-Nazi website.
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  SPEAKER_01: Quote, Trump comments were good.
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  SPEAKER_01: He said he loves us all.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also refused to answer a question about white nationalists supporting him.
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  SPEAKER_01: No condemnation at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: When asked to condemn, he just walked out of the room.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really, really good.
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  SPEAKER_01: God bless him.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_00: Another post said, quote, the alt-right has risen.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_00: There is no going back from this.
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  SPEAKER_03: This represents the turning point for the people of this country.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are determined to take our country back.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to fulfill the promises of Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what we believed in.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's why we voted for Donald Trump, because he said he's going to take our country back.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's what we got to do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, the state of emergency had been declared,
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  SPEAKER_01: so those of us who had come here in a counter-protest,
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  SPEAKER_01: in a protest against these Nazis and racists who came to our town had dispersed,
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_01: and we were coming down to this part of town.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: As I was coming down the street, I noticed that there was a group of Thank you, everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mr. President,
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  SPEAKER_01: how do you respond to white nationalists who say they're participating in Trump
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  SPEAKER_01: because they support you?
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_02: They'd like me to sign the bill here instead of outside, so I think we'll do that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: On Sunday, the White House released this.
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  SPEAKER_01: The president said very strongly in his statement yesterday
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  SPEAKER_01: that he condemns all forms of violence, bigotry and hatred.
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  SPEAKER_01: And of course, that includes white supremacist KKK, neo-Nazi and all extremist groups.
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  SPEAKER_01: Finally, someone willing to stand up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Only we don't know who that person was because it was an unidentified White House spokesperson.
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  SPEAKER_03: I strongly condemn you-know-who about you-know-what.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you know what, aren't we all Nazis if you think about it?
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_03: Trump took criticism from many
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  SPEAKER_01: sides, many sides.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe Trump will eventually take a second swing at personally condemning
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  SPEAKER_01: the white nationalists.
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  SPEAKER_03: Shame, bold loads of shame Day after day,
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  SPEAKER_03: more of the same Blame,
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  SPEAKER_03: please lift it off
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  SPEAKER_02: But based on the events that took place over the weekend in Charlottesville,
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  SPEAKER_02: Virginia,
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  SPEAKER_02: I would like to provide the nation with an update on the ongoing federal response to
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  SPEAKER_02: the horrific attack and violence that was witnessed by everyone.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: The Department of Justice has opened a civil rights investigation into
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_02: the deadly car attack that killed one innocent American and wounded 20 others.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_02: President, can you explain why you did not condemn those hate groups by man over the weekend?
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  SPEAKER_02: They've been condemned.
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  SPEAKER_02: They have been condemned.
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  SPEAKER_02: And why are we not having a press conference today?
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_02: You said on Friday we had a press conference.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: We had a press conference.
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  SPEAKER_02: We just had a press conference.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can we ask you some more questions then, sir?
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  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't bother me at all.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, I
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  SPEAKER_03: like real news and not
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  SPEAKER_01: fake news.
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  SPEAKER_01: You'll fake news.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you regret not saying something about that?
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  SPEAKER_01: That means you spread a lot of fake news yourself, sir.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sir, you see how fast you condemn CNN right off the top of your head with no script?
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  SPEAKER_01: Next time, like that, but with Nazis.
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  SPEAKER_03: 45 minutes to condemn by name Ken Frazier,
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  SPEAKER_03: but still more than 45 hours to condemn neo-Nazis, Confederates, CEO of Merck.
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  SPEAKER_00: This doesn't happen in a vacuum and the president has a hard time with credibility
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  SPEAKER_00: on this when you look at his years of birtherism saying
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  SPEAKER_00: that Barack Obama wasn't qualified or wasn't eligible to be president
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  SPEAKER_00: because he was not born in this country.
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  SPEAKER_00: The attacks against the federal judge, Judge Curiel.
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  SPEAKER_00: Opening his presidential campaign by calling some Mexicans rapists.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's the Central Park Five ad that he took out.
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  SPEAKER_00: What kind of person courts the votes of white supremacists, white nationalists?
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  SPEAKER_00: What kind of person protects the votes of white supremacists and white nationalists?
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  SPEAKER_00: And what kind of person doesn't forcefully say, I don't want your support.
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  SPEAKER_00: Stop marching in my name.
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  SPEAKER_01: Donald Trump and Steve Bannon and Steve Miller and Seb Gorka.
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  SPEAKER_01: Those are the people who do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: KKK Grand Wizard David Duke,
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  SPEAKER_01: who recently said that voting against you at this point would be treason
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  SPEAKER_01: to your heritage.
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  SPEAKER_01: Will you unequivocally condemn David Duke and say that you don't want his vote
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  SPEAKER_01: that of other white supremacists in this election?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, just so you understand, I don't know anything about David Duke, okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything about what you're even talking about with white supremacy
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  SPEAKER_02: or white supremacists.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did he endorse me or what's going on?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because, you know, I know nothing about David Duke.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know nothing about white supremacists.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm just talking about David Duke and the Ku Klux Klan here, but...
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, I don't know David Duke.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't believe I've ever met him.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm pretty sure I didn't meet him, and I just don't know anything about him.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you've got David Duke just joined.
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  SPEAKER_02: A bigot, a racist, a problem.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, this is not exactly the people you want in your party.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want to read you something that David Duke posted on Twitter today.
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  SPEAKER_00: He said that he was happy, obviously, with what the president said.
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  SPEAKER_00: How he got elected.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then he also said this after the president said we must condemn all hate and all
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  SPEAKER_00: the hate that stands for.
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  SPEAKER_00: He said,
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  SPEAKER_00: I would recommend you take a good look in the mirror
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  SPEAKER_00: and remember it was white Americans who put you in the presidency,
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  SPEAKER_00: not radical leftists.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's exactly right.
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  SPEAKER_03: David Duke and the white supremacists who showed up to Charlottesville, that
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  SPEAKER_01: is Trump's base.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: Nazis are a lot like cats.
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  SPEAKER_01: If they like you, it's probably because you're feeding them.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's constant, oh, it's the white man.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's the white supremacist.
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  SPEAKER_01: President Trump this afternoon gave a press conference that can only be described
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  SPEAKER_01: as clinically insane.
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  SPEAKER_01: He said,
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  SPEAKER_01: among other things,
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  SPEAKER_01: that there were very fine people on both sides of the events in Charlottesville.
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  SPEAKER_01: He asked if people on the left have any guilt that the white supremacist became violent.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why did you wait so long last week?
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't wait long.
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  SPEAKER_02: I didn't wait long.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to make sure that what I said was correct, not make a quick statement.
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  SPEAKER_02: The statement I made on Saturday, the first statement, was a fine statement.
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  SPEAKER_02: So making the statement when I made it was excellent.
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  SPEAKER_03: They don't.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do it the same way.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you know why?
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  SPEAKER_02: Unlike a lot of reporters, I didn't know David Duke was there.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to see the facts.
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  SPEAKER_02: And the facts as they started coming out were very well stated.
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  SPEAKER_02: In fact, everybody said his statement was beautiful.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was very important.
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  SPEAKER_02: Excuse me.
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  SPEAKER_03: Next,
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  SPEAKER_03: our story goes to after Trump lost an election and then started an insurrection
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  SPEAKER_03: to try to get his job back.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thank you for joining us for the treason finale of the Donald Trump Theater.
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  I
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  SPEAKER_03: wanna ride, I wanna ride,
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  SPEAKER_03: The mob turning on police and spraying them with mace.
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  SPEAKER_03: This officer was trapped, pinned by a metal door and screaming for help that didn't come.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's a gun, there's a gun, there's a gun.
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  SPEAKER_03: We need to march on the Capitol today.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are going to take our country back.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're coming for you, and we're going to have a good time doing it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's go do some crimes.
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  SPEAKER_03: So...
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's have trial by combat.
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  SPEAKER_02: I demand trial by combat.
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  SPEAKER_02: You'll never take back our country with weakness.
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  SPEAKER_02: You have to show strength.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're going to walk down and I'll be there with you.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're going to walk down to the Capitol.
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  SPEAKER_02: And we're going to the Capitol,
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  SPEAKER_02: and we're going to try and give,
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  SPEAKER_02: the Democrats are hopeless, they're never voting for anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not even one vote.
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  SPEAKER_02: But we're going to try and give our Republicans,
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  SPEAKER_02: the weak ones, because the strong ones don't need any of our help.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're going to try and give them the kind of pride and boldness that they need
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  SPEAKER_02: to take back our country.
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  SPEAKER_02: So let's walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.
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  SPEAKER_02: I want to thank you all.
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  SPEAKER_02: God bless you and God bless America.
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  SPEAKER_03: As we come to the close of our broadcast
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  day, this is my farewell
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  transmission.
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  SPEAKER_03: Signing off, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.
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  SPEAKER_03: Anyone within the sound of my voice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tonight is the last show we'll do during the presidency of He Who Shall Remain Shameless.
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  SPEAKER_01: But tomorrow, like a miracle, he will disappear.
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  SPEAKER_01: Some of the highlights of his lowlights include starting his presidency
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  SPEAKER_01: by decrying American carnage,
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  SPEAKER_01: his Muslim travel ban,
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  SPEAKER_01: very fine people on both sides,
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  SPEAKER_01: bonding with Putin in Helsinki,
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  SPEAKER_01: bonding with Kim Jong-un in Singapore,
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  SPEAKER_01: bonding with the MyPillow guy everywhere else,
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  SPEAKER_01: wanting to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland,
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  SPEAKER_01: talking about nuking hurricanes or changing their path with a Sharpie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Calling the 26 women who accused him of sexual assault liars,
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  SPEAKER_01: wishing an accused sex trafficker well,
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  SPEAKER_01: caging asylum seeking children that he tore from their parents,
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  SPEAKER_01: getting impeached for trying to blackmail Ukraine to interfere in our election,
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  SPEAKER_01: completely shanking a pandemic.
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  SPEAKER_02: You have 15 people.
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  SPEAKER_02: And the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's going to disappear one day.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like a miracle.
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  SPEAKER_02: It will disappear.
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  SPEAKER_01: We've actually contained the spread
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  SPEAKER_03: of this virus.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is being contained.
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  SPEAKER_00: And do you not think it's being contained?
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  SPEAKER_03: So far it looks relatively contained and we don't think most people,
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean the vast majority of Americans are not at
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  SPEAKER_01: risk for this virus.
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  SPEAKER_01: People don't die of this disease anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tear gassing peaceful protesters,
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  SPEAKER_01: holding a bible dumb,
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  SPEAKER_01: undermining faith in our democracy,
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  SPEAKER_01: inciting an angry mob to murder his own vice president and ruining YMCA.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's, that's, we didn't even try hard.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then,
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  SPEAKER_01: of course,
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  SPEAKER_01: there were Trump's poisonous lies about the election,
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  SPEAKER_01: indulged and echoed by the vast majority of the Republican Party
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  SPEAKER_01: and right-wing media apparatus, which led to the deadly insurrection at the Capitol.
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  SPEAKER_01: The mob was fed lies.
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  SPEAKER_01: They were provoked by the president and other powerful people.
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  SPEAKER_01: According to the Washington Post,
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  SPEAKER_01: Pinocchio lie tracker,
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  SPEAKER_01: since assuming office, the president has made 30,534 false or misleading statements.
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  SPEAKER_01: In the end, Pinocchio threw himself into a wood chipper.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm free!
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  SPEAKER_01: In the end, the takeaway from this presidency is take him away.
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  SPEAKER_01: According to Gallup,
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  SPEAKER_01: his average approval rating was 41%, four points lower than any other president.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's so unpopular, this is how he'll be remembered in the Hall of Presidents.
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  SPEAKER_01: What a schmuck I was, what a schmuck.
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  SPEAKER_01: So Trump won't get a stately retirement filled with events and honors.
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  SPEAKER_01: He won't even get a quiet retirement.
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  SPEAKER_01: He'll have to deal with an impeachment trial in the Senate that could disqualify him
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  SPEAKER_01: from holding office ever again.
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  SPEAKER_01: His neighbors don't want him to move to Mar-a-Lago.
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  SPEAKER_01: New York City canceled all of its contracts with Trump.
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  SPEAKER_01: And in the end, the love you take
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  SPEAKER_03: is equal to the love.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm stepping into the twilight zone.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is the madhouse.
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  SPEAKER_03: Feels like we ain't alone.
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  SPEAKER_03: My weak hands been moved on the moon and star.
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  SPEAKER_03: Where am I to go now that I've gone to war?
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  Oh, I'm stepping into the twilight zone.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is the madhouse.
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  SPEAKER_03: Feels like we ain't alone.
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  SPEAKER_03: My weak hands been moved on the moon and star.
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  SPEAKER_03: Where am I to go now that I've gone to war?
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  SPEAKER_03: We'll be right back.
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  When the bullet hits the ball.
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  When the bullet hits the ball.
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  SPEAKER_03: When the bullet hits the ball.
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  SPEAKER_03: When the bullet hits the ball.