Latest / Chisme With DoKnow / Who’s More Racist? | Chisme With DoKnow & Jakarta Ep:2
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What's up you guys?
- 0:00Speaker 2: Walking back to another episode of Cheese Man with Doo
- 0:03Speaker 2: and my boy Jakarta Slim.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Episode two words the word? What's the word? How you doing?
- 0:08Speaker 1: I'm good? Cool? Cool? How are you? I'm good? I'm good.
- 0:11Speaker 1: Are you Where did you just come from from? Hanford, California? Hanford, California. Yeah,
- 0:17Speaker 1: I was.
- 0:18Speaker 2: I was talking to mall was like I was Hartford, Hanford.
- 0:20Speaker 2: Hanford was actually pretty good. Yeah, you know how he'd be.
- 0:25Speaker 1: You know how he be? How you doing, man? Since
- 0:26Speaker 1: the first episode, You're famous? Now, I'm cool. I'm cool.
- 0:29Speaker 2: I had a little bit critique when it came to
- 0:31Speaker 2: some of the people because I think some of the
- 0:33Speaker 2: people I think I'm racist or something.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, you're definitely a racist. No, no, I know,
- 0:38Speaker 1: but like not like racist.
- 0:39Speaker 2: I'm like a racist, you know, Like I'm like, I'm like,
- 0:42Speaker 2: Homi's racist, you know because if I was, if if
- 0:45Speaker 2: people said I was racist racist like that, I wouldn't
- 0:47Speaker 2: be with you food.
- 0:48Speaker 1: If me and a Muslim were drowning, what the whole save?
- 0:51Speaker 1: What would you say for?
- 0:52Speaker 2: Who's a Muslim? It's a Muslim, like a family member
- 0:54Speaker 2: of mine is random Muslim?
- 0:56Speaker 1: A Muslim is a hierarchy of no. See.
- 0:58Speaker 2: But that's the thing, like the food that goes to
- 1:02Speaker 2: my mom. Did I grow up with him? Like are
- 1:04Speaker 2: we close? It's just a random I know, yeah, but
- 1:08Speaker 2: I'll say drowning.
- 1:10Speaker 1: You don't even drown you're a professional swimmer.
- 1:12Speaker 3: But let's just say the current waves are too strong
- 1:14Speaker 3: and I'm just like, I'm trying to see who comes first,
- 1:17Speaker 3: like who comes right.
- 1:19Speaker 2: I don't think it's about race, I think about I
- 1:21Speaker 2: don't think it's about race or like religious I think.
- 1:23Speaker 2: I think I think it's about weight. At that point,
- 1:26Speaker 2: your biggest ship and if that foods skinnier, grab his
- 1:29Speaker 2: as wow, immediately you don't even know if he's skinnier,
- 1:32Speaker 2: and if he's lighter, grab himmediately. It wouldn't be it
- 1:36Speaker 2: wouldn't be nothing in my head twice, it's just it's
- 1:38Speaker 2: just over life of matter and stuff.
- 1:40Speaker 1: But enough of that stuff. How are you? What did
- 1:42Speaker 1: you do this weekend? What is it that you're eating here?
- 1:44Speaker 2: It's hot Jamaican Patty. I found it upstairs with and
- 1:48Speaker 2: I've seen the instructions. You know, it's the most incredible.
- 1:51Speaker 2: I think I think it has it's just full beef.
- 1:54Speaker 2: It said, literally spicy beef Jamaican patty. You read it?
- 1:58Speaker 2: See he literally? So I'm doing that ship? How was
- 2:02Speaker 2: how was Hartford? How was han Hanford? How was good
- 2:04Speaker 2: sold that?
- 2:06Speaker 3: It's like by friends, It's like it's like a small
- 2:09Speaker 3: by Fred.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Have you ever met anyone from Hanford? I never in
- 2:13Speaker 1: my life, never in your life, came up to you
- 2:15Speaker 1: before before this show, My boy Hanford? Where right? I'm
- 2:22Speaker 1: not even trying to disappate the people of Hanford.
- 2:25Speaker 3: First year racist in the people of Hanford.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Did you sell out? Yeah?
- 2:31Speaker 2: Yeah, homie, you know, have you ever sold out of anything?
- 2:38Speaker 1: All Right? It's kind of crazy, like no, obviously no,
- 2:42Speaker 1: but he's the reason to plug sells out right, all right?
- 2:49Speaker 2: So what do we what would you would you see
- 2:52Speaker 2: on the on the news today? Like I don't know,
- 2:54Speaker 2: it's like really my first time really podcasting. And then
- 2:57Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like I did so good
- 2:59Speaker 2: the first episode.
- 3:00Speaker 1: They're nervous about the second one.
- 3:01Speaker 4: Dude, incredibly food, Like I don't know, it's been hot
- 3:04Speaker 4: and ship, Like I'm been tripping out a little bit
- 3:07Speaker 4: because like this newfound fame, like you don't this is
- 3:10Speaker 4: like you know, like I want to be treated differently
- 3:12Speaker 4: as well, like well, like.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Just one thing, when I walked in, I seen this
- 3:16Speaker 2: was a little dirty, and it shouldn't be like this
- 3:17Speaker 2: when I walk in, and personally when I walk in,
- 3:20Speaker 2: I want this bitch clean as fuck?
- 3:21Speaker 1: Why didn't you clean it a little bit?
- 3:23Speaker 2: That's part of the problem too, you no, no, not
- 3:27Speaker 2: that I'm lazy. I'm the star Bro. I'm here. This
- 3:29Speaker 2: is my stuff right here. The foods that came before
- 3:31Speaker 2: me should have tightened it up. You know what I'm saying.
- 3:34Speaker 2: I'm not even trying to point fingers at nobody. I
- 3:35Speaker 2: don't know who it is. I don't know who did
- 3:36Speaker 2: that anything. But but when I walk in here, bro,
- 3:38Speaker 2: they should know, you know. Sunday nights, Jay Slim is here,
- 3:41Speaker 2: Phineas and Ferb. Second episode of Summer Winners Revenge just
- 3:45Speaker 2: coming out soon, and that's what we're on hockey in
- 3:48Speaker 2: just because because if I do it, people are gonna
- 3:52Speaker 2: be like, I canna leave this bitch messy as fuck.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Jay Slim is gonna do it again. Jay Slim is
- 3:56Speaker 2: gonna do it again. If they forget Jay Slim isn't
- 3:58Speaker 2: a janitor. I'm not a janitor, I came here to
- 4:00Speaker 2: talk my ship. What is the jay staff for Jakarta?
- 4:04Speaker 2: What is the slim stand for? At this point, we
- 4:05Speaker 2: don't even I know. Why is the name jakarda slim?
- 4:08Speaker 2: Because my big homie, Oh, when I seen him, he
- 4:10Speaker 2: asked me, oh, has his name?
- 4:11Speaker 4: Do you?
- 4:11Speaker 2: Dude?
- 4:11Speaker 1: You must just go by letting what is? What is
- 4:14Speaker 1: most that's not big? But do you guys give him
- 4:19Speaker 1: a nickname because his name is so it's such a
- 4:21Speaker 1: disgracing your guys religion.
- 4:23Speaker 2: It's it's not a disgrace just because one food. Okay, okay, yeah,
- 4:28Speaker 2: I guess when that food really fucked it up. But
- 4:29Speaker 2: he's sucking up for everybody name I'm not. For example,
- 4:34Speaker 2: Ted Bundy, you want something split it? I knew your
- 4:36Speaker 2: fat he always does that. I'm gonna take you to
- 4:39Speaker 2: Korean Barbiecraft that I know well, well us, I have
- 4:44Speaker 2: to come on, that's the boy I don't know. Come on,
- 4:47Speaker 2: that's my boy though, Hey, Korean marbig man. When I
- 4:49Speaker 2: put the pork next to your beef.
- 4:50Speaker 1: I just don't like it because if I put shrip
- 4:52Speaker 1: next to your ship, you're blow up like a buffer version.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but you won't die, Yeah, but you won't
- 4:58Speaker 1: die from pork. Just allow us the kid, all right,
- 5:04Speaker 1: and that's how is it? That's all right? It's not
- 5:06Speaker 1: that good. How is it? How is it all right?
- 5:10Speaker 1: No one at ten? How is it? Seven seven? You
- 5:13Speaker 1: know does not like Jamaican people. All right?
- 5:17Speaker 2: The name that's my big big He actually came talk
- 5:20Speaker 2: about my my album release when he did at your
- 5:22Speaker 2: old office. I mean a speech, my boy right there?
- 5:25Speaker 2: My yeah, like Ted Ted who else his name?
- 5:29Speaker 1: Ted?
- 5:30Speaker 5: Ted?
- 5:31Speaker 1: Ted Cruz was a buster, uh Ted Ted Teddy Ted?
- 5:36Speaker 2: You know you know what Ted me neither. You don't
- 5:39Speaker 2: need Jeffs Jeff Hardy. You compare Jeffrey Dahmer to Jeff Hardy.
- 5:43Speaker 2: Jeffrey Dummer didn't Jeff jeff But Jeffrey Dahmer did not
- 5:47Speaker 2: ruin all the Jeffs, you know, the real one ship.
- 5:52Speaker 2: You know, they ruined a lot of Jeffers, a lot
- 5:54Speaker 2: of Jeffries personally, but personally, I don't trust no motherfucker
- 5:57Speaker 2: named Jeffrey. And he's coming up to me talk about Jeffrey.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Get the funk out of my face. I feel about well,
- 6:04Speaker 2: I mean, you don't know nobody fucking Pablo so don't
- 6:08Speaker 2: you shut the fuck up right, I'm tired of racist
- 6:10Speaker 2: ship Bro was talking about like I'm sorry, but whatever
- 6:12Speaker 2: the home you see me, ask where I was from,
- 6:14Speaker 2: and I said, I'm Indonesia, Oh, Jakarta, slim and at
- 6:17Speaker 2: the time I was very skinny. Is when I was
- 6:18Speaker 2: working at the mosque, you know what imber I was.
- 6:21Speaker 2: I was slim thugging right now, I slim thugging. I
- 6:24Speaker 2: was looking like a tweak fuck you know. But Osama
- 6:27Speaker 2: been lyen No, someone been my foods.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:33Speaker 2: Yeah, So when when you're when you're like, it's like
- 6:37Speaker 2: Arabs they have like been the son of and then
- 6:39Speaker 2: my physics from where you're from, like you would be, uh,
- 6:43Speaker 2: Danny been, I'm Dan? He been illegal you have been
- 6:52Speaker 2: like you know what's crazy to real quick, real quick?
- 6:56Speaker 2: His name is oh I been my food like the
- 7:00Speaker 2: some have been my dog like some have been my foods,
- 7:02Speaker 2: my fools.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Oh wow, damn good Bro, real good.
- 7:07Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out you both, thank you, shout out some
- 7:11Speaker 2: Laden you know that it was six five he was
- 7:14Speaker 2: like six how tall?
- 7:16Speaker 1: Some have been Laden? He was big? He was big
- 7:18Speaker 1: as hell? Is it bad podcasting? Not eating? On the podcast?
- 7:22Speaker 1: Where to where put it away? I didn't even need it.
- 7:25Speaker 1: Get a little bike and then already took a little bit. Yeah,
- 7:28Speaker 1: not that much.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Here go, buddy, it takes you good. It looked good
- 7:33Speaker 2: at first, but it wasn't that credit right, it's not.
- 7:36Speaker 2: It's not. Some have been my food my foods.
- 7:40Speaker 1: No, no, he a. What did you say my name
- 7:42Speaker 1: would be if I was Muslim? Would it would just fly?
- 7:46Speaker 1: That would fly?
- 7:47Speaker 2: Like if I was Mexican, my name would be Omar, Omaram,
- 7:53Speaker 2: Like huge difference, Omar, you know, Omara, like your name Omar.
- 7:58Speaker 2: But growing up, like growing up, I went over there
- 8:00Speaker 2: in mid City, like growing up, went to elementary school
- 8:02Speaker 2: and peel Pico. Yeah uh, and I remember like I
- 8:05Speaker 2: had like just so many like Hispanics. Like growing up,
- 8:07Speaker 2: you know, there was no black black people, barely any
- 8:09Speaker 2: black people want to go with.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Me, you know, for your culture. I think that's where
- 8:14Speaker 1: it started.
- 8:14Speaker 2: I don't think it's where it's from, but I definitely
- 8:16Speaker 2: think it's where its started. Think it came from meeting you.
- 8:20Speaker 2: I was cool with Mexicans. I love them lasts at
- 8:23Speaker 2: the end of the day. And then I'm you, and
- 8:25Speaker 2: then I was like, wow, these people don't give a
- 8:27Speaker 2: ship about it.
- 8:28Speaker 1: He's finished.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Why because like, your hands down the most racist person
- 8:33Speaker 2: I've ever met in my life.
- 8:34Speaker 1: That's dude.
- 8:35Speaker 2: You know what's crazy The Muslim people that I know
- 8:37Speaker 2: are reposting that video when you were like flying, like
- 8:40Speaker 2: I said, not flying. That's how it goes a total
- 8:43Speaker 2: fuck you to my culture. It's because it's good for
- 8:46Speaker 2: your culture. Could be very I hope you know I'm not.
- 8:51Speaker 2: I'm not the I'm not the face of my culture.
- 8:53Speaker 2: From I know.
- 8:54Speaker 3: I've seen you before and Pepperoni Piza.
- 8:59Speaker 2: And the seriously, dude on the it's crazy crazy. When
- 9:03Speaker 2: I first started hanging out with you, you would preach
- 9:06Speaker 2: like you're like I work out a mosque because I
- 9:08Speaker 2: worked there and then took the tequila bottle with me
- 9:11Speaker 2: for yeah.
- 9:12Speaker 1: I mean you still do that now.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Yeah, ship happens that you know, like, but we're not
- 9:15Speaker 2: defined by our actions.
- 9:16Speaker 1: What's yeah, defined by what's words though?
- 9:21Speaker 2: Eating pork, yeah, a drinking alcohol because because you have
- 9:26Speaker 2: had a pork before.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Yeah, health and had a little bit of dig too.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Just joking, just joking, Okay, so you have had a pork, Yeah,
- 9:36Speaker 2: I have pork. Getting out of all the pork that
- 9:39Speaker 2: I've ever had had by stars number one, for sure,
- 9:43Speaker 2: you had pork this mother fucking beating dick all every day,
- 9:51Speaker 2: giving feeding him.
- 9:52Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 9:52Speaker 2: No comfort means a lot watching the no no no,
- 9:55Speaker 2: but he does watch us all. But but don't be
- 9:59Speaker 2: saying by accident, bro, every time you every time I
- 10:01Speaker 2: walk into your car, you always eat what's so sandwich?
- 10:04Speaker 2: And you ate pork on accident one time, he's one
- 10:10Speaker 2: of them. I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest. I saw
- 10:12Speaker 2: you pork one time and you was fucking that ship up?
- 10:15Speaker 2: What was it? Yeah, every happening is like, but that
- 10:19Speaker 2: was once in a blue move. I changed my life.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Only I don't need no pork at all at all,
- 10:22Speaker 2: at all. Zero you miss it? No, not really, not really,
- 10:26Speaker 2: not at all. I'm trying to get better in my life.
- 10:27Speaker 1: Like, how would you? How fucked would it be?
- 10:30Speaker 2: Like?
- 10:30Speaker 1: If I were to go to your house with a
- 10:31Speaker 1: Pepperoni pizza.
- 10:32Speaker 2: I wouldn't let you win. I wouldn't let you win.
- 10:35Speaker 2: I wouldn't let you win for the sole fact, Like.
- 10:38Speaker 1: That's just disrespectful, you disrespecting my whole ship. Right, But
- 10:42Speaker 1: let's say I also brought up.
- 10:44Speaker 2: Cheese pizza, cheese pizza, so you had to eat the
- 10:46Speaker 2: pepperoni in front of us, like you had to, like
- 10:48Speaker 2: it's it's that bad.
- 10:49Speaker 1: You're so fat and ugly and like you had to
- 10:51Speaker 1: eat the pizza in front of it. You had no
- 10:53Speaker 1: other choice, saying I gotta bring this fucking pepperoni extra
- 10:56Speaker 1: sausage meat lover's pizza to Umar's house, knowing that this
- 10:59Speaker 1: was fucking I'm going I have to eat in front
- 11:01Speaker 1: of him? Is that how serious it is with you?
- 11:04Speaker 3: The people were watching Sunday Night pathetically, we go ahead,
- 11:07Speaker 3: We're watching Sunday Night foot by your house.
- 11:09Speaker 1: Okay, doubt we would that we would, because you don't
- 11:11Speaker 1: let nobody in your home.
- 11:12Speaker 2: You came after you broke my foot. Yeah yeah. And
- 11:15Speaker 2: then your dad was racist. My dad was racist, but
- 11:18Speaker 2: you made fun of my lights. I say that you
- 11:19Speaker 2: have He wasn't racist. He was excited. No, your dad's
- 11:22Speaker 2: a fucking racist little fuck went like this. He went like, no, no,
- 11:27Speaker 2: finish hypothetical.
- 11:28Speaker 3: First, we're watching Sunday night football, Hey man, order some pizza,
- 11:34Speaker 3: and I mean, what if we want pepperoni?
- 11:38Speaker 1: Who's we like some of the hummies, but through some
- 11:41Speaker 1: of the homies. You know, I'm not letting more than
- 11:42Speaker 1: one person. That's my home. Was the deal.
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- 12:46Speaker 1: It just wouldn't happen.
- 12:47Speaker 2: But but yeah, if you really wanted to pork that much,
- 12:50Speaker 2: I would tell you just hold your hold your like
- 12:52Speaker 2: you know your your hunger and go eat like outside,
- 12:55Speaker 2: like like chicken or something. Hey, chicken or something. My
- 12:57Speaker 2: mom is the best cook. I know we will he
- 12:59Speaker 2: you on my mother.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Yeah, my mother is the best knock and she can't
- 13:01Speaker 1: cook pork. How does that? How does that?
- 13:05Speaker 2: She be able to cook everything. Your mom can't cook park.
- 13:07Speaker 2: She's the best cork. She's never cooked fork. She's the
- 13:10Speaker 2: best cook to me, hands down.
- 13:12Speaker 1: Hey be honestly, you think I've already give your mom
- 13:13Speaker 1: ten out of it.
- 13:14Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, hell no, hell ok, hey no, hey
- 13:19Speaker 2: on no, I put that on anything. Hell on me personally,
- 13:22Speaker 2: I'll do it for ten dollars.
- 13:27Speaker 1: You know what I do?
- 13:27Speaker 2: Miss I miss her too, man, Like, I don't know
- 13:29Speaker 2: if we could probably go see some girls together. And
- 13:33Speaker 2: in the last part, you made it seem like I
- 13:34Speaker 2: was just disrespecting the whole time with which part, the
- 13:37Speaker 2: whole part of which part, like where you were just
- 13:40Speaker 2: saying that I was just like.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Which parting crazy in which part in all the parts, and.
- 13:46Speaker 2: You were just being crazy throughout the whole part. I
- 13:47Speaker 2: think you were being disrespectful, not too crazy. I mean,
- 13:51Speaker 2: the carpet jokes were funny, looky, because I feel like
- 13:54Speaker 2: a lot of people goes.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Past their heads the carpet jokes. Carpet jokes.
- 13:57Speaker 2: Okay, so back to your Okay, hypothetically we ordered pizza,
- 14:02Speaker 2: and let's say we ordered like fight pizzas. I just
- 14:05Speaker 2: personally I just wouldn't be okay with it. That's just
- 14:07Speaker 2: not at my house. You could go eat that ship
- 14:09Speaker 2: on the street, you know, and I'm cool with it.
- 14:11Speaker 2: You know, you could come back. Don't make no drinks
- 14:13Speaker 2: in my crib. It's okay, you know. It's just how
- 14:14Speaker 2: I live, bro, even though you have foods going to
- 14:17Speaker 2: your house doing crazy odd ship not in my house.
- 14:19Speaker 2: It's not my house ship, you know what I'm saying.
- 14:21Speaker 2: I still live with Mama Dukes, you know what I'm saying. Okay,
- 14:23Speaker 2: So what if women I live alone, and I volunteer
- 14:26Speaker 2: at the doctor's hospital every Thursday and the homeless shelter
- 14:30Speaker 2: every Friday.
- 14:31Speaker 3: Yeah what if Annie? And then and on Mondays he
- 14:34Speaker 3: watched his kids from the park go go okay, okay,
- 14:41Speaker 3: so they're gonna give you. I'm gonna give you another hypothetical. Okay,
- 14:44Speaker 3: but we need to if you're away from my religion. No, no,
- 14:47Speaker 3: just real quick, let's say you want subway, do not
- 14:49Speaker 3: bring some subway? And okay, I'm gonnaint something for myself too.
- 14:53Speaker 3: And I happen not baking on my sand with no problem,
- 14:55Speaker 3: no problem, no problem, no problem. But you see how
- 14:59Speaker 3: you have a sandwich and that's a personal thing, you
- 15:01Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. Yeah, a pizza is like fat
- 15:04Speaker 3: as ship and it's just gonna be there on display.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Don't disrespect me like that, you know what I'm saying.
- 15:11Speaker 2: It's like bringing the whole fucking pork pig, like full
- 15:13Speaker 2: steamed and ship.
- 15:14Speaker 1: And somebody, that ship is so good, is it? Bro?
- 15:18Speaker 2: Even when you see the face, you don't feel like bad. No, No,
- 15:23Speaker 2: that's the mental. That's the mental. Because you didn't have
- 15:25Speaker 2: a good childhood.
- 15:26Speaker 1: What did that mean?
- 15:27Speaker 2: That's what it is when you see an animal's face
- 15:30Speaker 2: and you're okay to eat it. That's the mental for
- 15:32Speaker 2: your people can eat fucking dogs and cats and it's okay.
- 15:35Speaker 2: You've been through a lot of trauma. I see it
- 15:37Speaker 2: before you no person but a dog. Listen, listen. Just
- 15:40Speaker 2: because you get louder doesn't mean you're right your people.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Let's running back. Let's run back, you know.
- 15:45Speaker 2: And and actually another people do not eat cats, and
- 15:48Speaker 2: you're all the time, not all the time. It's not
- 15:50Speaker 2: like main cuisine. It's not like you go to Indonesia
- 15:53Speaker 2: dog food right there. That's not how it is. That's
- 15:55Speaker 2: not how it is. We love to judge the hes
- 15:57Speaker 2: in them for dogg eating, but are all your for
- 16:00Speaker 2: your people doing too.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Don't all, don't all.
- 16:03Speaker 2: They're not up, they're not unju up those foods they
- 16:07Speaker 2: be eating like people. Have you seen that that that
- 16:11Speaker 2: the Aboriginal documentary. Okay, so the Aborigines people there are
- 16:15Speaker 2: the original people from Africa. They low key look how
- 16:18Speaker 2: they have features very dark and very like black. Yeah
- 16:23Speaker 2: let's say black, all right. They look like they're very
- 16:25Speaker 2: they're very like they're just Aboriginal, these people, okay, okay,
- 16:31Speaker 2: and there's a certain tribe. They're like cannibals food and
- 16:33Speaker 2: this one white food, this one white food from like
- 16:36Speaker 2: from BBC, like like the British Broadcasting Network, and you're like,
- 16:39Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm with these mates right here and
- 16:41Speaker 2: there they're going to be eating people and the food's
- 16:44Speaker 2: just tweaking. It was like the translation was like I'm
- 16:47Speaker 2: gonna eat you too, like I was some crazy ship.
- 16:50Speaker 2: Oh yeah, personally, I wouldn't. I wouldn't really be friends.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Like what is it that someone does where you're like,
- 16:56Speaker 2: I can't be your friend no more?
- 16:58Speaker 1: You know, like oh this is the lie, like I
- 17:00Speaker 1: can't you know, no, maybe a rapist or something.
- 17:04Speaker 2: Yeah, but like that's obvious, you know, Like what something
- 17:06Speaker 2: slight for me personally if somebody around me does asm R,
- 17:10Speaker 2: like we're gonna fucking kill.
- 17:12Speaker 1: You, Like oh okay, yeah, Like have you ever.
- 17:14Speaker 2: Gone to an ASMR video and it's just a bitch
- 17:16Speaker 2: going and you're hearing every noise?
- 17:19Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no, I watched the other ones.
- 17:20Speaker 2: That I like, you know, on my Instagram there's like
- 17:22Speaker 2: twenty accounts that are blocked and they're all like Milk
- 17:24Speaker 2: Bangingsmr Foods. Oh really yeah, because like a beef. I
- 17:29Speaker 2: just can't I can't hear that.
- 17:31Speaker 1: I can't think if there's something that people do that
- 17:34Speaker 1: it's the last for me. Yeah, the last for you.
- 17:38Speaker 1: I know what it is.
- 17:39Speaker 2: What is it you used to I know you used
- 17:42Speaker 2: to think I was rude to people at restaurants when
- 17:45Speaker 2: we would go out to eat, and you'd always be like,
- 17:48Speaker 2: oh yeah you no.
- 17:49Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no no. You know. It's a couple
- 17:51Speaker 1: of people in my life that are like rude. I'm
- 17:53Speaker 1: not really, I'm not really you.
- 17:54Speaker 3: Marty, like like you guys don't get people like the best,
- 17:58Speaker 3: like the time, like it's nobody's talking to you.
- 18:00Speaker 2: You'll be on your phone and be like, yeah, that's fine.
- 18:03Speaker 2: Never but back in the day, I see you'll be rude.
- 18:08Speaker 2: It don't paint me like I'm a rude persons and
- 18:11Speaker 2: I'm like, how are you?
- 18:12Speaker 1: How are you? I'll take it up to get like
- 18:16Speaker 1: I don't.
- 18:16Speaker 2: I don't get how it's hard for people to say
- 18:17Speaker 2: please and thank you. I always say please and thank you.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Half the time, no.
- 18:20Speaker 1: One understands what you're saying too, because you have a
- 18:22Speaker 1: fucking lisp. I hope you know that. To no thank you.
- 18:24Speaker 1: I'm gonna you know special, you know, I'm just letting
- 18:27Speaker 1: you know.
- 18:28Speaker 2: No, behlf the time, I bro almost now all the time,
- 18:31Speaker 2: very ill like greedy people.
- 18:33Speaker 1: I'm never greedy.
- 18:35Speaker 2: Well well I think its well, no, you're a piece
- 18:38Speaker 2: of ship because before no, no, no, no, it's not
- 18:41Speaker 2: before this happened a couple of months ago. You're kicking
- 18:43Speaker 2: out the honey Demo's house and you ordered to be
- 18:46Speaker 2: boxed for yourself. Correct, when you're already bending at somebody's house. Correct,
- 18:50Speaker 2: that is greedy? Correct? Who was I with that?
- 18:53Speaker 1: Greedy?
- 18:53Speaker 2: Hold on you port?
- 18:54Speaker 1: Hold on? Are you poor? Hold on? Are you poor?
- 18:59Speaker 1: Hold on? Who is I with Demo? Right there? Right then?
- 19:02Speaker 1: Who else? Fidel? Okay, Fidel? And you are.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Instead of saying, because you guys are up all night,
- 19:08Speaker 2: we're doing the nasty nasty six a m.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Now you go order alcohol.
- 19:13Speaker 2: I think past I think past five am. Six You
- 19:16Speaker 2: know you have to understand to past five am and
- 19:18Speaker 2: you're in that mode, you get animalistic, animalistic, you're not
- 19:24Speaker 2: thinking about anybody else.
- 19:25Speaker 1: It's in your head. You know.
- 19:27Speaker 2: Right now, you're just you're here. They're chirping, they're chirping.
- 19:31Speaker 2: You're looking at Okay, let's be your enemy. And okay,
- 19:34Speaker 2: that was my fault. I shouldn't have done that. But
- 19:36Speaker 2: so you're taking acountability for the artist I was greeting
- 19:38Speaker 2: us that was greeding this. Blame it on the altclo,
- 19:40Speaker 2: blame it on the alcohol.
- 19:43Speaker 1: But was that wrong? Was that wrong? Yes?
- 19:45Speaker 2: I wouldn't say wrong. Those two foods are pieces of
- 19:49Speaker 2: ship as well. So like I'm not super regretting yet,
- 19:51Speaker 2: you know, like it's not like it's not like it's
- 19:53Speaker 2: not like it was Pulp Francis and I was over
- 19:54Speaker 2: there like, hey, if you want one.
- 19:57Speaker 1: You were wrong though, Well, I mean, I'm human. Everyone's
- 20:00Speaker 1: wrong every now, Okay, can you admit.
- 20:03Speaker 2: That you ordered to be boxed just for yourself is wrong?
- 20:05Speaker 2: I've done that a few times. It's not only once.
- 20:07Speaker 2: I've done that, like four to six times at your
- 20:09Speaker 2: house in front of everybody.
- 20:11Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the type of person that he'll stop by
- 20:13Speaker 3: the liquor store instead of cutting like, hey, bro, what
- 20:15Speaker 3: do y'all want?
- 20:15Speaker 2: But now I do that? Now I do that. Now
- 20:17Speaker 2: I got a job, and yeah change. I mean like
- 20:20Speaker 2: even the other day, like mo, I'm today we went
- 20:23Speaker 2: to the liquor store. He said, I'll just give me
- 20:25Speaker 2: the coke zero in the can. I got him the bottle. Okay,
- 20:31Speaker 2: it doesn't know the finer things in life. Find things
- 20:32Speaker 2: in life like once you want to you like, like
- 20:34Speaker 2: now that I have a job, and she's like, because,
- 20:36Speaker 2: bro before I was broke, I was broke trying to
- 20:38Speaker 2: trying to handle a bitch too at the same time.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Oh, you were terrible.
- 20:41Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know how tough it was, and
- 20:43Speaker 2: then having you as my best friend being around it
- 20:45Speaker 2: was like ten times worse. Why, Like, I think you
- 20:48Speaker 2: ruined every time I fucked with a girl, Like you've
- 20:50Speaker 2: ruined it.
- 20:50Speaker 1: W How did I run?
- 20:51Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ruined the first one when you told me
- 20:53Speaker 2: she was like a super theater and then I had
- 20:56Speaker 2: to leave that bitch and this one the first first one. Okay,
- 21:00Speaker 2: she was probably a theater. Okay, yeah happens, I understand.
- 21:05Speaker 2: But like I feel like, if you weren't in my life,
- 21:07Speaker 2: not even in my life, but if you weren't around
- 21:08Speaker 2: when the bitches were around, I probably still be with
- 21:10Speaker 2: a bitch.
- 21:11Speaker 1: Why what? But what am I doing is because I
- 21:13Speaker 1: hold your your opinion very high in my life. Okay,
- 21:18Speaker 1: I want to give your opinion about one.
- 21:19Speaker 2: Two, But you were three three, like yeah, any bitch
- 21:24Speaker 2: that's around the first one kid?
- 21:27Speaker 1: Yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah you were.
- 21:32Speaker 2: I wasn't the best of my head though, I wasn't
- 21:33Speaker 2: the best of my bad time free it was horrible talk. Yeah.
- 21:36Speaker 1: And then the second one.
- 21:37Speaker 2: I ran it up though, the second one. Everyone I'm
- 21:39Speaker 2: with the I ran it up. I ran it up.
- 21:41Speaker 1: Hey you did they trick on you? Trick on me? Yeah?
- 21:44Speaker 1: Like like like I'm not spending money. No, no, they
- 21:48Speaker 1: spend the money. Would you get a receive my dig
- 21:51Speaker 1: game is not that bitch.
- 21:53Speaker 2: Like no, but no, but they're tricking on you, like
- 21:56Speaker 2: they're picking you up, they're buying your ship. Yeah yeah,
- 21:59Speaker 2: I'm getting picture, be honest, what is I'm not a
- 22:01Speaker 2: trick though, No, there's the tricks. He's a trick, use
- 22:04Speaker 2: a trick and jay Worthy Hell, I mean, I wouldn't
- 22:09Speaker 2: say tricks. There are people that cared about in my
- 22:10Speaker 2: life at that time. Out of all the relationships you've
- 22:12Speaker 2: been in, which one Okay, can you give me names?
- 22:15Speaker 1: No? No, no, just give him fake names? No, we
- 22:18Speaker 1: don't just do just say one and two. That's it.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Only fun the two girls. Seriously, okay, one and two?
- 22:23Speaker 1: Which one would you? What your name is the most
- 22:25Speaker 1: to for sure? This one is to me, I'm not sure.
- 22:28Speaker 1: The first one is that to you? I don't even
- 22:30Speaker 1: know who that person is. It's cool though, but but
- 22:32Speaker 1: the second one, he'll be you remind me of a girl?
- 22:38Speaker 3: Dad?
- 22:38Speaker 1: I fun snow see my face fan ever ha look
- 22:44Speaker 1: hat you homily all of that things. Hep your No,
- 22:51Speaker 1: I'm good.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Don't call it though, because like I'm gonna go over that,
- 22:54Speaker 2: like it took me a minute, but I'm good off that.
- 22:56Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, it took me a minute, but but I'm good.
- 22:58Speaker 1: I'm good off. I don't want to know. I don't.
- 23:00Speaker 2: I don't and I don't. I'll walk out like I'm
- 23:02Speaker 2: good off that. It took me a minute, Like that
- 23:04Speaker 2: should really damaged me, Like, okay, can I just call her?
- 23:07Speaker 1: No?
- 23:07Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, because I'll walk off, like no, I'll
- 23:10Speaker 2: really walk off.
- 23:10Speaker 1: I'll walk off. Don't do it. Don't don't do that,
- 23:13Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't do that. Hey, don't do that.
- 23:15Speaker 1: Just put your phone down, put your fune, talk about
- 23:17Speaker 1: something else. They just call it. Don't do that. I
- 23:19Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it. Okay, I didn't caught
- 23:23Speaker 1: and caught and cough.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Bro, you're calling somebody, bro, and I just don't want
- 23:26Speaker 2: to talk about it. I'm cool, it's okay, it's good.
- 23:31Speaker 2: It's good, probably with somebody else, and it's okay. Like
- 23:33Speaker 2: it's okay. I've grown I've grown up. I've grown up.
- 23:35Speaker 2: I've grown up. And like like, it's because what do
- 23:38Speaker 2: you miss more about her?
- 23:39Speaker 1: The most about her? Probably just the time I spent
- 23:41Speaker 1: with her? You know, hell no, you know what I mean?
- 23:46Speaker 2: Like you just missed a person. You know you missed that,
- 23:48Speaker 2: Like damn, I got somebody. You know what I'm saying,
- 23:51Speaker 2: Cause like like like I know you, you get them
- 23:54Speaker 2: all pokemon. You know what I'm saying, Like I know you.
- 23:57Speaker 2: I never seen you without one. You know, I never
- 23:59Speaker 2: seen without one, even when you had one. I've never
- 24:02Speaker 2: seen it, even even when you were by the way,
- 24:04Speaker 2: by the way, you get a trouble.
- 24:09Speaker 1: For real?
- 24:09Speaker 2: I got no, no, no, no, bro, you think you
- 24:12Speaker 2: got me a rouble saying ship, I ain't tell you
- 24:15Speaker 2: to do lands like talking about money even know English,
- 24:18Speaker 2: it's not my mom. I have their family members. Like
- 24:21Speaker 2: what's wrong with you always trying to expulsion on here.
- 24:23Speaker 2: I could really do shit dirty over here toom me
- 24:25Speaker 2: I does it? They called me the janitor janitor. Mm okay,
- 24:32Speaker 2: So you think you could date a stripper? Ah, just
- 24:36Speaker 2: because I know you're in that content creator life as well,
- 24:38Speaker 2: and you're pretty famous. I know it's a different content,
- 24:40Speaker 2: but it's like but it's like, like like you could
- 24:43Speaker 2: do you personally think you can because people are saying nowadays,
- 24:45Speaker 2: they're like, they're like, you're not a real man if
- 24:48Speaker 2: you can't handle like a girl that does content or
- 24:50Speaker 2: a girl that strips.
- 24:53Speaker 1: No disrespect to the women that do content or strip.
- 24:56Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a consumer of the products and.
- 25:00Speaker 2: And be honest, be honest about you guys. So on
- 25:02Speaker 2: my Saturdays would have been, Hey, be honest, be honest.
- 25:05Speaker 2: Favorite ship club Holiday, I have hands down, to be honest.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Have you ever paid for somebody's only fans that you
- 25:14Speaker 1: know personally, just.
- 25:15Speaker 2: Personally know personally if you just kidd you're curious about
- 25:18Speaker 2: what they personally know? Jakarter, look at me in my eyes,
- 25:21Speaker 2: but is there something I told you that you know?
- 25:22Speaker 2: Or I'm asking you again and I want you to
- 25:27Speaker 2: be honest here paid paid paid Phoeas and for Pip
- 25:31Speaker 2: second day of Summer Winters Winters Revenge coming.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Out soon, Jakarda, I'm asking, have I paid for only
- 25:36Speaker 1: fans that I know them personally? Yes?
- 25:39Speaker 2: No, No, I can't say I have read it, imma
- 25:43Speaker 2: being for real, I've read it, Okay, but is there
- 25:46Speaker 2: We have a lot of homegirls.
- 25:49Speaker 3: Okay, but no, way, we have a lot of homegirls,
- 25:54Speaker 3: and I think there's probably been a cover cover and
- 25:57Speaker 3: then give me, give me a letter covering.
- 25:59Speaker 1: No, no, I don't have a letter. So what are
- 26:00Speaker 1: you talking.
- 26:00Speaker 2: We have a lot of homegirls, yeah, yeah, and I
- 26:03Speaker 2: think some of them probably have opened the only fans okay, okay,
- 26:07Speaker 2: not that I know them that I know of personal Okakay,
- 26:10Speaker 2: I ever paid pay for only fans back in the day.
- 26:15Speaker 2: I know you paid for an only fans back in
- 26:17Speaker 2: the day. You're paid for only fans of a person
- 26:19Speaker 2: you know are read and I know personally you're saying
- 26:22Speaker 2: just like you know the answer. That's why I'm kind
- 26:23Speaker 2: of tripping out. But personally I don't think I have.
- 26:26Speaker 2: But if I have, maybe only to show moral support,
- 26:29Speaker 2: like I wouldn't go ahead and look at that shit
- 26:31Speaker 2: and touch myself.
- 26:31Speaker 1: That's weird. I know the person, but no, not anyone
- 26:36Speaker 1: I know that knows me back.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, no no, because the person the people
- 26:41Speaker 2: that Felipe be with, you know what I'm saying.
- 26:44Speaker 1: But like other than that, not like not nothing that
- 26:48Speaker 1: nobody that I know.
- 26:49Speaker 2: But like, let's say if one of the homegirls was like, hey,
- 26:51Speaker 2: I'm opening on only fans and you know, it really
- 26:54Speaker 2: showed me a lot. If you showed me your support,
- 26:56Speaker 2: I'd probably support. Depends on price.
- 26:59Speaker 1: What if it the five bucks a month to it
- 27:01Speaker 1: easy easy either.
- 27:03Speaker 2: I'll give it to her cash. I won't even sign up.
- 27:07Speaker 2: I don't even sign up here. Okay, you come monthy,
- 27:09Speaker 2: I'll give you another one. You think we're going over twenty? No?
- 27:12Speaker 1: Do you think only fans girls? Like let's say you
- 27:15Speaker 1: see one in person and her ship is five bucks,
- 27:17Speaker 1: see her nude, but you want to just see it
- 27:20Speaker 1: personally in person? You can't do that. I don't give
- 27:23Speaker 1: her five real quick for like this, like you see
- 27:30Speaker 1: who he's ten in it, meet me in the bathroom
- 27:33Speaker 1: real quick. No, No, I don't think.
- 27:34Speaker 2: I don't think, because I mean man broke like but
- 27:37Speaker 2: I mean, let's say they put it down in five
- 27:38Speaker 2: imagine how many people's buying.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Sure, Like do you
- 27:43Speaker 1: know only fan girls? Yeah? Yeah, like you know girls
- 27:46Speaker 1: that are really really love a millionaires? Millionaires really and
- 27:50Speaker 1: what's their ship on five dollars? Maybe ten? Yeah?
- 27:55Speaker 3: But I mean that's from when I've heard it that
- 27:57Speaker 3: they charged, like sometimes their only fans are free, and
- 28:00Speaker 3: then and then they people pay for the videos.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Ock socked the bitch like that. That sh gets me
- 28:04Speaker 2: pissed off. That was a bit into her house and
- 28:07Speaker 2: she's like, you gotta work for it, like, don't even I.
- 28:10Speaker 1: Ain't gonna lie. I paid for early fans before, and
- 28:13Speaker 1: I was so mad and it was just her and bikini.
- 28:17Speaker 1: That's the worst. Ready, just like playing with it?
- 28:20Speaker 3: Why?
- 28:20Speaker 2: Why?
- 28:20Speaker 1: Why putting my card? Slap your ship slapping? You ever
- 28:25Speaker 1: had FaceTime set? Ready? You ever had FaceTime me too?
- 28:28Speaker 1: I was like you ready, boy ready, and then heard
- 28:31Speaker 1: the fucking beach. Yeah, you ever been choking chicken?
- 28:37Speaker 2: And then like some fool face times you like I've
- 28:41Speaker 2: been choking. I've been I've been working my ship and
- 28:44Speaker 2: all of a sudden, bring peasy I'm like, bro.
- 28:48Speaker 1: Do you ask herm in the game right now? All
- 28:51Speaker 1: that time for hurry up? Hurry up.
- 28:52Speaker 2: I don't stop because I'm gonna lose my motion. Or
- 28:56Speaker 2: like you remember our group chat we used to have
- 28:58Speaker 2: before it was me and dinner and p Yeah, and
- 29:00Speaker 2: it would always be us calling in the morning. I'm
- 29:05Speaker 2: for the fucking tamp.
- 29:07Speaker 1: I saw my house like everyom's trying fucking my ship. Dog. Hey,
- 29:11Speaker 1: you share room with your bud? You ever working out
- 29:13Speaker 1: there in the room discussion? No, I don't play that ship, bro,
- 29:16Speaker 1: I don't play that ship. I don't play that ship.
- 29:19Speaker 1: You away from me. I don't play if other foods
- 29:24Speaker 1: are in my room for just get about. I can't
- 29:26Speaker 1: do that. You're working like the water. No, I can't.
- 29:29Speaker 1: I can't do when people are in my house. So
- 29:31Speaker 1: where do you like? Nobody? I can't have a person
- 29:33Speaker 1: in my house. That's why you're like not having a job.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Everybody want to work. Just today, I got a busy schedule.
- 29:43Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna be home. But what what about you?
- 29:46Speaker 6: You?
- 29:46Speaker 1: You you choking your chicken. Your mom's at the crib
- 29:49Speaker 1: before when you lived with.
- 29:50Speaker 2: When I lived there, Yeah, well I wore my rooms't
- 29:53Speaker 2: give a knackle?
- 29:55Speaker 1: What's the earphones are in it? Now? That's the worst.
- 29:58Speaker 3: That's the worst, because see fucking while winking there while
- 30:02Speaker 3: the headphones.
- 30:03Speaker 1: You don't know who's coming in. You don't know what's coming.
- 30:04Speaker 1: You don't know what's coming in. You know, you don't
- 30:06Speaker 1: know what's coming. I'm coming. You got to be the
- 30:10Speaker 1: one coming. Do you ever want to get in the
- 30:11Speaker 1: shower all the time, all the time? Easy clean up?
- 30:16Speaker 1: That's sure?
- 30:18Speaker 2: You ever?
- 30:20Speaker 1: What the fuck are we doing with our lives?
- 30:22Speaker 2: Bro?
- 30:23Speaker 1: Talk about winking it on the pods? Horrible? Would you? Oh?
- 30:27Speaker 1: For sure? I have by far By? That was no, No, No, wasn't.
- 30:35Speaker 2: Uh? Probably like back in the day, like spud out,
- 30:40Speaker 2: you know, like three times three times in the day,
- 30:43Speaker 2: like morning, afternoon, night.
- 30:45Speaker 1: No, maybe like three times in the breakfast time I
- 30:49Speaker 1: get working work.
- 30:50Speaker 2: As you think you could date the stripper? I think
- 30:54Speaker 2: so maybe, but you have to understand. Maybe you have
- 30:57Speaker 2: to understand too. We go to strip clubs, you know,
- 30:59Speaker 2: so you see what this woman is doing.
- 31:01Speaker 1: Okay, let's be ho, let's be honest.
- 31:03Speaker 3: If I was thinking the stripper bade and she worked
- 31:06Speaker 3: at the holiday you said your favorite ship club.
- 31:07Speaker 1: Correct.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Yeah, and it comes fwonnds to me. Phineas and Ferb
- 31:10Speaker 2: Episode two, Summer's out Renders Revenge.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 31:17Speaker 2: One of my girlfriends, well, one of my your girlfriend.
- 31:20Speaker 2: My girlfriend's at the strip. Your girlfriend, he's the stripper.
- 31:22Speaker 1: This is my girlfriend. I made her official. You know
- 31:24Speaker 1: her about her real name, not her stripper name. What's
- 31:27Speaker 1: your real name name? Okay? This girl I like her.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Me and her are dating. Now you've met her her
- 31:35Speaker 1: maybe not yet, maybe not yet, maybe not yet?
- 31:37Speaker 2: Whom you love her? Homie?
- 31:38Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen, pay attention. And you pull up and
- 31:42Speaker 1: she's working. Yeah, were two?
- 31:44Speaker 3: Are you supporting her? Let's say, let's say you go
- 31:47Speaker 3: with your other like with your other Muslim homies, like
- 31:49Speaker 3: you're not with us. You and the Muslim decide to
- 31:51Speaker 3: go against the loves this day. You got to go
- 31:53Speaker 3: to the strip club two and one of your homies,
- 31:56Speaker 3: one of your homies that doesn't know me at all.
- 31:58Speaker 1: It's like, damn food, that girls bad. I want her. Yeah,
- 32:02Speaker 1: and she's obviously doing her job.
- 32:04Speaker 3: Are you gonna stop your hommy and be like, na,
- 32:06Speaker 3: that's doing those girls?
- 32:08Speaker 1: Oh, that's not my hommy. I ain't my bitch. You
- 32:11Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
- 32:11Speaker 2: I mean, I mean not bitch with oh ship that's
- 32:15Speaker 2: going that's not my girl, you know, I mean you
- 32:22Speaker 2: know I mean, I mean somebody else is gonna do
- 32:24Speaker 2: it regardless. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
- 32:26Speaker 1: But what is she like, hey your card?
- 32:28Speaker 2: Like, No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be super mad. I
- 32:31Speaker 2: wouldn't be super I mean I wouldn't. I wouldn't get
- 32:33Speaker 2: a lap dance from No. No, no, you wouldn't get
- 32:35Speaker 2: a lap dance from her. But my boy, yeah, for
- 32:37Speaker 2: sure because somebody else was gonna do it.
- 32:39Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, you wouldn't tell him like, hey that's my
- 32:41Speaker 1: boys girl. No, probably not.
- 32:42Speaker 2: What's gonna do He's gonna get her number? I doubt it,
- 32:44Speaker 2: you know, So like nah, okay, But I mean, are
- 32:47Speaker 2: you okay with it? Your your girls just straight throwing
- 32:49Speaker 2: ass on the motherfuckers.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Let's just say.
- 32:51Speaker 2: Let's just say at the moment, I was okay with it,
- 32:53Speaker 2: and you know you think you'd be okay with it
- 32:55Speaker 2: now because I think you're a very jealous person. I've
- 32:57Speaker 2: been with you while you scream at people like like
- 32:59Speaker 2: other girls like you been with and stuff like, you're
- 33:01Speaker 2: a very jealous person.
- 33:01Speaker 1: Don't think you coul date a stripper. I'm not super
- 33:03Speaker 1: jealous though.
- 33:04Speaker 2: Not not super jealous, but I think when you're drunker
- 33:06Speaker 2: in a different mode what you say, bitch, But I don't.
- 33:11Speaker 1: Know, would you be able to date the stripper? Hell naw,
- 33:14Speaker 1: hell no, hell no, hell nah?
- 33:18Speaker 2: If I get mad with my bitch, they bless you
- 33:20Speaker 2: with another motherfucking sneeze, Like how could the hollow fuck?
- 33:23Speaker 2: Would I be able to date a stripper? Or like
- 33:26Speaker 2: or like that OnlyFans cat. We're just in different lives
- 33:28Speaker 2: and I'm just not mad enough to do it. I
- 33:30Speaker 2: guess you know what I'm saying.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Like you told you are. You've expressed to me before
- 33:35Speaker 1: that I like strippers. Uh yeah, that man.
- 33:39Speaker 3: And you said that you're gonna marry a Muslim woman
- 33:41Speaker 3: Indonesian woman.
- 33:44Speaker 1: But statistically speaking, what the fuck do you know about statistics? Dumbass?
- 33:49Speaker 2: You don't even know English spelled to statistic right now
- 33:54Speaker 2: spelled statistic?
- 33:56Speaker 1: There you go, all right?
- 33:58Speaker 3: Statistically what Saicly speaking, you're more than likely to date
- 34:04Speaker 3: a Latina y yeah, and and be with the one
- 34:08Speaker 3: on one I've seen you with six.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Seriously, the one that broke your heart was a young
- 34:12Speaker 1: Mexican girl. Never I've never been with the ugly bench
- 34:20Speaker 1: you want to I never been with.
- 34:22Speaker 3: Okay, you know that's probably not going to be true,
- 34:26Speaker 3: because every every Indonesian girl that you do know is
- 34:29Speaker 3: your cousin.
- 34:30Speaker 1: No, only the ones over here.
- 34:31Speaker 2: I would married a girl out here, though, I'd go
- 34:33Speaker 2: to Indonesia and Marria and Indonesia.
- 34:35Speaker 1: Like an arranged marriage. When did you see you? Like?
- 34:38Speaker 1: You're not going to show you on Facebook?
- 34:41Speaker 2: And do you think like my mom has like a
- 34:43Speaker 2: photo album and it's just like Umar's wives, and she's
- 34:46Speaker 2: just like.
- 34:46Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
- 34:48Speaker 2: I mean, I think it'll be easier for me to
- 34:50Speaker 2: get a wife out there. They're more like they know
- 34:53Speaker 2: the program, who runs it? You know what I'm saying?
- 34:57Speaker 1: Mm hmm. If let's be done, let's keep it dying.
- 35:00Speaker 1: What's the deal you guys, I know you're watching right
- 35:03Speaker 1: now another episode of Chiefe. MA would do no but
- 35:05Speaker 1: a real craiz one. The thing is about Pro Club.
- 35:06Speaker 1: I've been wearing Pro clubsince I was a kid, since
- 35:08Speaker 1: I can remember.
- 35:09Speaker 3: It's such an affordable brand, such a brand with styles,
- 35:12Speaker 3: such a brand with just vibes.
- 35:14Speaker 1: Those are really my guys. Like I know the owner
- 35:16Speaker 1: of Pro Club and he gives a fuck about us,
- 35:18Speaker 1: the community.
- 35:19Speaker 3: He shows mad love and honestly they have some of
- 35:22Speaker 3: the flying ship right now. This is our website. Go
- 35:25Speaker 3: on it, go shopping, go chop in with them. Go ahead,
- 35:27Speaker 3: dim on Instagram and said, do no centu. You might
- 35:30Speaker 3: get a free box president, get my description. Go to
- 35:33Speaker 3: Pro Club, go get some merch right now. And I
- 35:36Speaker 3: think you can get to merch me and Pro Club
- 35:38Speaker 3: club down on the website, but I most likely think
- 35:41Speaker 3: it showed out.
- 35:41Speaker 1: But go to Pro Club.
- 35:42Speaker 3: They have sweats, they have hoodies, they have bomber jackets,
- 35:46Speaker 3: they got they got everything. Go to Pro Club right now,
- 35:49Speaker 3: try to do no CenTra. Maybe if let's say I
- 35:52Speaker 3: was gonna go let's say I was gonna give a
- 35:58Speaker 3: Muslim woman something.
- 36:00Speaker 2: You shouldn't be gifted her nothing even if you see
- 36:02Speaker 2: like me, if I see another muscle woman out in public,
- 36:05Speaker 2: I don't even say what's up to?
- 36:07Speaker 1: I don't say salams. You don't say Salam. Why are
- 36:11Speaker 1: you saying Salam's a random woman? Shot? Fuck boy?
- 36:15Speaker 2: You know what, bro, we live in a world where
- 36:21Speaker 2: foods are not right in the head. That's why women
- 36:23Speaker 2: can't dress how they want to dress, because we don't
- 36:25Speaker 2: live in an ideal world. Because there are foods out
- 36:27Speaker 2: here that are fucking weird.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Now they can't dress. That's women can't dress.
- 36:31Speaker 2: Why they That's why women don't dress how they want
- 36:33Speaker 2: to dress, because men out here are fucking ridiculous feminist
- 36:37Speaker 2: Hashi like fuck misogynists twenty twenty six.
- 36:40Speaker 3: That's just only ship that I already if I already
- 36:42Speaker 3: about your mama head job, woul your dad be offended?
- 36:44Speaker 2: Never?
- 36:44Speaker 1: Never never? Why are you laughing so much? Why are
- 36:48Speaker 1: you laughing?
- 36:48Speaker 2: Make sure my fucking angle is good. Homy wouldn't be
- 36:52Speaker 2: a no, because it's not like that. If you were
- 36:54Speaker 2: to buy a random woman a job, not my mother,
- 36:56Speaker 2: a random woman he has a husband, that.
- 36:59Speaker 1: Will probably be that.
- 37:01Speaker 2: It would probably because who's just fucking fat Mexican gabily
- 37:04Speaker 2: graces looking motherfucker trying to buy my wife something. I
- 37:06Speaker 2: don't even know this guy, why, but I know I've
- 37:10Speaker 2: seen your picture outside the shoe palace on the wall.
- 37:13Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy I'm by my job okay, but don't
- 37:16Speaker 2: make it weird or don't make it rude. I've never
- 37:18Speaker 2: disrespected your mother.
- 37:19Speaker 1: I'm not why, I am not just I'm just letting
- 37:22Speaker 1: you know. I can't.
- 37:24Speaker 2: Can times have any like designs or nothing like what
- 37:32Speaker 2: some bombing emojis? What would I Why would I give
- 37:35Speaker 2: your mama? If you really want me, I'll take it Anaheim,
- 37:38Speaker 2: buy her a nice one.
- 37:40Speaker 1: But are you for really? You're joking? I'm by your
- 37:41Speaker 1: head job? Okay, then what do you want me to
- 37:43Speaker 1: buy your mother? What does she need? The papers? I
- 37:47Speaker 1: can't help you with that one kind of unless she
- 37:49Speaker 1: marries like my uncle or something that has paper. Oh
- 37:53Speaker 1: my god, the girl that you were in love with
- 37:55Speaker 1: cast me back. No, don't, don't, don't.
- 37:57Speaker 2: Okay, let me look at how much jobs are? Why
- 38:01Speaker 2: you but why did you even call them in the beginning?
- 38:03Speaker 2: Because I want you to talk to her again.
- 38:04Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to talk to her.
- 38:06Speaker 1: I have closure. It's good it didn't work out. I'm okay.
- 38:08Speaker 1: How much does I had? Job seventy or eighty inh
- 38:12Speaker 1: is long?
- 38:17Speaker 2: Oh?
- 38:17Speaker 1: The jobs are expensive, low key. I'm trying some of
- 38:22Speaker 1: these buzzler women are bad. Yo, what are you doing? No,
- 38:25Speaker 1: don't go on Google? Like, well, she's fucking fine. You
- 38:31Speaker 1: do anything for Halloween? Ah and yeah we like party
- 38:36Speaker 1: this ship. You ever been pumpkin passionate with a girl?
- 38:38Speaker 1: Now I haven't, I haven't. What's the more romantic shit
- 38:40Speaker 1: ever done with a girl? Matching hoodies? Oh, matching hoodies?
- 38:47Speaker 1: What do you keep doing? You can show him the
- 38:49Speaker 1: fucking Hennessy Jaccarda. It's bad though, you're.
- 38:51Speaker 2: Like moving away, like, but I think the most Like, Wow,
- 38:55Speaker 2: that was really romantic. Yeah, matching hoodies. I got us
- 38:58Speaker 2: like the ugliest hoodies. It was a nice Probably she
- 39:02Speaker 2: was probably surprised. Yeah, I mean the Bitch News.
- 39:06Speaker 1: It was free. They gave me credit the story and
- 39:12Speaker 1: it was okay. What about what's the most romantic ship
- 39:14Speaker 1: you've done?
- 39:15Speaker 2: Uh?
- 39:16Speaker 3: When a cop uh Florida Cabo for a day, sorry
- 39:20Speaker 3: Florida Cabo for day, flew her to Cabo for a day.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Yeah, did you go? I was there? You went with
- 39:27Speaker 1: her already?
- 39:27Speaker 3: There?
- 39:28Speaker 1: Do I know this person? Yeah?
- 39:30Speaker 2: My last serious thing word to t T I know, Yeah,
- 39:36Speaker 2: I didn't know you guys went to Cabo.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Well I was there with that from w and then
- 39:41Speaker 1: you flew her out and I was drunk, like on
- 39:43Speaker 1: the second night. Were there for like three nights? You
- 39:45Speaker 1: just you just fight people out. You can just do that.
- 39:47Speaker 1: And I just was like and I was like and
- 39:50Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I miss you. Wake up and
- 39:53Speaker 1: she was like awake.
- 39:53Speaker 3: She was like watching me party off party with twoun
- 39:55Speaker 3: them and I was like, is there any flights to
- 39:57Speaker 3: Cabo And she was like yeah, And I'm like all right.
- 39:59Speaker 1: I'm how much was it was a lot? But how
- 40:02Speaker 1: much was it? Give me a price, maybe like in
- 40:05Speaker 1: the nine hundred, like eight hundred, it's worth the experience.
- 40:12Speaker 1: It was the Chicago Yeah, yeah, I know you couldn't.
- 40:15Speaker 1: You couldn't.
- 40:16Speaker 2: I'll fucking kill somebody for nine hundred. You couldn't even
- 40:20Speaker 2: get me to spend nine ninety on a bitch personally,
- 40:23Speaker 2: Like I think the most I spent on the girl
- 40:25Speaker 2: was like dinner. And how much was dinner? It was
- 40:28Speaker 2: like one fifty and I didn't have a job. I
- 40:29Speaker 2: was like, ooh, bitch, you driven.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Like the bitch kept eating and I was like, oh,
- 40:34Speaker 1: where was dinner at? Where was not even hungry? I'm
- 40:36Speaker 1: not even hungry. I'm not even hung Where was dinner at?
- 40:39Speaker 1: Where was it? I think it was somewhere in Westwood. Oh,
- 40:41Speaker 1: you went to a nice area, I know, right, he regretted,
- 40:44Speaker 1: But she drove there? She drove?
- 40:46Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I mean, who's gonna drive food the seven
- 40:48Speaker 2: twenty bucks? I don't even the carpet joke isself played.
- 40:53Speaker 1: You shouldn't be saying that. Shit. What about the papers joke?
- 40:55Speaker 1: Bad guess them?
- 40:56Speaker 2: Fucking you know?
- 40:57Speaker 1: He? Hey, And I want to say this too, what's
- 40:59Speaker 1: up with these Mexican is thinking I'm actually racist? Bro?
- 41:01Speaker 2: You don't see who I'm with fucking Julio and Ship
- 41:05Speaker 2: and like, I'm not racist at all. This was really
- 41:08Speaker 2: thought like I was actually selling those red cards to
- 41:10Speaker 2: like immigrants and Ship. Hey, I'm not selling them. Get
- 41:14Speaker 2: them if you want to.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Flying under the influence? Why is the camera man laughing?
- 41:24Speaker 2: That's the part that trips me out because isn't this
- 41:25Speaker 2: who was just supposed to press record and shut the
- 41:27Speaker 2: fuck up. That's the part that trips me out too.
- 41:30Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
- 41:31Speaker 3: One did your card that you were complaining I didn't
- 41:33Speaker 3: have a job with a nice get did that not
- 41:36Speaker 3: motivate you to want to get one.
- 41:37Speaker 1: I have one now, I have one. Now it's pretty nice.
- 41:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I just had like have I'll be talking to
- 41:42Speaker 2: how the people at the hotel like it's pretty cool, bro, like, oh,
- 41:45Speaker 2: what's your job to a little few jokes?
- 41:48Speaker 4: You know.
- 41:50Speaker 1: What?
- 41:51Speaker 4: You know?
- 41:51Speaker 1: People fuck with you? It's pretty okay? Is harder?
- 41:54Speaker 2: Probably mind at the hotel? Yeah, for sure, because you're
- 41:58Speaker 2: the established persons already and do nothing. You've never been there,
- 42:02Speaker 2: so you can't tell me I do nothing. You've never
- 42:04Speaker 2: been there, so don't don't say that the way you before. Okay,
- 42:07Speaker 2: and you're like a allah, and are you doing it FaceTime?
- 42:12Speaker 1: You is?
- 42:12Speaker 3: You proved to me that you know Spanish and caught
- 42:14Speaker 3: one of the little Mexican ladies working your piece of ship.
- 42:17Speaker 3: My people aren't a fucking joke, Jakarta. How to make
- 42:19Speaker 3: fun of your bomb making terrorists to fucking make.
- 42:22Speaker 2: All you know?
- 42:23Speaker 1: That's all you do, that's all you do, that's all
- 42:26Speaker 1: you do. You know, there's gonna be a time. There's
- 42:28Speaker 1: gonna be a time when you say some crazy ship. Honestly, listen,
- 42:32Speaker 1: you listen, you listen, listen? Would you be listeners? Listen?
- 42:34Speaker 6: There's gonna be a time when you say some crazy
- 42:36Speaker 6: ship about the Muslim people, and they're gonna be like, fuck,
- 42:40Speaker 6: everyone's gonna get on you. Everyone's gonna get on you
- 42:42Speaker 6: from left and right and then and then you're gonna
- 42:45Speaker 6: be looking for me for refuge. You know, Like, I
- 42:47Speaker 6: have a Muslim best friend, and you know what I'm
- 42:49Speaker 6: gonna say, I.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Have two of them. Where's the other one? Mohamed?
- 42:53Speaker 2: When? When?
- 42:53Speaker 1: When's the last time you see Mohammad? I talked to
- 42:55Speaker 1: him a lot. When's the last time you seen him?
- 42:56Speaker 2: I am? I am.
- 42:57Speaker 1: He's big now, he's big now, but he dj is
- 42:59Speaker 1: a great You don't care about us no more. No listen.
- 43:03Speaker 1: I feel like I am a Muslim. You don't care
- 43:04Speaker 1: about us. I am a Muslim, Like how Little Dirt's
- 43:06Speaker 1: a Muslim and Kevin Gates and Brittany rennerd I'll be
- 43:15Speaker 1: a Muslim right now. But another Muslim can't tell another
- 43:18Speaker 1: Muslim there not Muslim exactly. See, So I'm a Muslim.
- 43:21Speaker 1: You're fucking fat? Is what is wrong with me being
- 43:26Speaker 1: a Muslim.
- 43:27Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with you being a Muslim at all.
- 43:28Speaker 2: But I just think you're just I can't wait to
- 43:30Speaker 2: turn into a Muslim for real, what you know why
- 43:34Speaker 2: carpets multiple wives. That's the only reason I want That's
- 43:37Speaker 2: the only reason you want to cut out poor. Isn't
- 43:40Speaker 2: good for you in general because because you know the poor.
- 43:43Speaker 1: I can't wait to fucking eat at four in the morning.
- 43:45Speaker 2: He's been a dream about it. You know how nice
- 43:47Speaker 2: it is the way I can't wait. I can't wait
- 43:48Speaker 2: to I can't wait to word. I don't have to
- 43:50Speaker 2: buy my girl hair product. She can't even show that
- 43:53Speaker 2: ship off.
- 43:54Speaker 1: You know, I'm not like my mom got a haircut
- 43:56Speaker 1: the other day. I was like, for what nothing? She
- 44:01Speaker 1: got like a month ago. She had like a month ago.
- 44:02Speaker 1: But it was like a you get the haircut, like
- 44:04Speaker 1: like like in the closet, nobody sees her. It's not
- 44:07Speaker 1: it's not like that.
- 44:08Speaker 2: It's not like how you locked your mam up because
- 44:09Speaker 2: you're scared that Donald Trump was gonna find your face.
- 44:12Speaker 2: It's it's nothing like that. It's more like she's in
- 44:15Speaker 2: a salon and there's women, so it's okay. But I mean,
- 44:18Speaker 2: like you've seen my mother's hair, you know, it's not
- 44:21Speaker 2: like that deep. You know, like like that sh it
- 44:23Speaker 2: is deep, fol really, And why did she show your
- 44:25Speaker 2: her hair. Tell them, yeah your mom, Yeah, which she
- 44:29Speaker 2: shows your hair because she sees me like a son. Okay, yes, which,
- 44:32Speaker 2: and she doesn't know you're a fat piece of natural,
- 44:34Speaker 2: librid looking piece of ship. And she doesn't know your
- 44:37Speaker 2: mom doesn't know you're racist as hell.
- 44:39Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know right now.
- 44:40Speaker 2: I was in your housing the first and your dad
- 44:41Speaker 2: broke my foot, bro, And you never apologized. Bro, You
- 44:44Speaker 2: never apologize. You broke my foot and you put it
- 44:46Speaker 2: as a fucking bog.
- 44:47Speaker 6: Bro.
- 44:48Speaker 2: And I didn't see a dollar off that ship, Bro,
- 44:50Speaker 2: I before I didn't see a dollar. Didn't see a
- 44:52Speaker 2: dollar off that ship the whole career who called me
- 44:55Speaker 2: a week after after I broke my foot, You didn't
- 44:57Speaker 2: even call me the next day and I had to
- 44:59Speaker 2: hit up the chat when I say, I said, now,
- 45:01Speaker 2: I don't want you to put it up, and you went,
- 45:02Speaker 2: come on food.
- 45:04Speaker 1: For the vlog.
- 45:05Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not even done for the vlog. Who picked
- 45:08Speaker 2: me up from the hospital, Your sister, who took me
- 45:11Speaker 2: to the hospital, Your.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Sister, what were you taking the vlog? What the fuck?
- 45:16Speaker 1: Editing my legs separated food from my fucking bone. That
- 45:21Speaker 1: shipt No, shut up, that ship separated food and what
- 45:24Speaker 1: did you do? Hey guys, they were doing another vlog
- 45:27Speaker 1: is Easter? What the fuck? You should have been at
- 45:30Speaker 1: the hospital by side, bro? You over your tim.
- 45:35Speaker 2: Then you came to my house a week later, a
- 45:38Speaker 2: couple of days later, a week bro, because I was
- 45:41Speaker 2: in the hospital for three days. All that screaming and
- 45:44Speaker 2: blaming because you know what I mean there, that's a
- 45:45Speaker 2: fucking racist.
- 45:46Speaker 1: Fuck not a racist. He's excited when he sees you.
- 45:49Speaker 1: I was at your house. I know fucking English. I
- 45:52Speaker 1: know English and your dad walked in. What did you
- 45:55Speaker 1: learn English?
- 45:58Speaker 2: Another point sounds like because because what if I want
- 46:00Speaker 2: to tell you that and be like, that's not even
- 46:04Speaker 2: says that it's not the same thing as we're not Indian.
- 46:06Speaker 2: It's not because he said to me, because the fuck
- 46:08Speaker 2: my dad.
- 46:08Speaker 1: My dad seen him. You know my dad. Let me say, okay, go.
- 46:11Speaker 2: Ahead, I say it, okay, okay, so so okay.
- 46:14Speaker 1: So let's just say this.
- 46:15Speaker 2: When I saw you that, I was like, oh loo loooooooom.
- 46:19Speaker 1: I would have knocked up. I would have to fly
- 46:23Speaker 1: do that.
- 46:23Speaker 2: But your dad, dad, the most Mexican looking Muslim of
- 46:28Speaker 2: all time. In Donesian. He looked me in my eye
- 46:30Speaker 2: but explained to him he's never a man person the
- 46:32Speaker 2: first time, medium and person FaceTime a few times.
- 46:34Speaker 1: You'd him a few times, and you know what he says.
- 46:37Speaker 2: He says, he said, he said, either Ola Gores tas like,
- 46:41Speaker 2: I don't know fucking English.
- 46:42Speaker 1: I don't know how that's racist though. He's just trying
- 46:44Speaker 1: to talk to you. Your name. I just gave you
- 46:46Speaker 1: an example. He's trying to talk to you in your
- 46:48Speaker 1: native tongue.
- 46:48Speaker 2: Maybe an example. Okay, So what if your dad walked
- 46:51Speaker 2: in for whatever I walked in you're talking was there
- 46:54Speaker 2: and I was like, what if I did that?
- 46:57Speaker 1: See that stuff right there gonna fly. I don't appreciate
- 47:00Speaker 1: none of that ship.
- 47:01Speaker 2: All my father did would say, oh, come on stars,
- 47:03Speaker 2: because maybe he was trying to make you feel more comfortable.
- 47:06Speaker 2: He was trying to show that another foreigner from another land.
- 47:08Speaker 2: No Spanish, and there's no way my dad would know Spanish.
- 47:11Speaker 2: But he works at the hotel and helps out a
- 47:13Speaker 2: lot of you know what I'm saying.
- 47:14Speaker 1: You know, you know what I'm saying. What I don't
- 47:16Speaker 1: know what you fucking piece of ship.
- 47:18Speaker 2: He works at a hotel and a lot of the
- 47:19Speaker 2: people that work for him their their Hispanic descent and
- 47:22Speaker 2: they only speak Spanish, you know what I'm saying.
- 47:24Speaker 1: So he speaks a lot of Spanish.
- 47:25Speaker 2: Like we did like a break video, like we're went
- 47:27Speaker 2: around like bosque and it just took the job off
- 47:30Speaker 2: the woman and ran away.
- 47:31Speaker 1: I would fuck you up, I would. I promise you,
- 47:33Speaker 1: I'd fuck you up.
- 47:33Speaker 2: Bro. That's not even something funny. That's like, that's like,
- 47:37Speaker 2: that's that ship that will get you shot. Like if
- 47:38Speaker 2: you were to get shot in front of me because
- 47:39Speaker 2: you did that ship, you know what I would do.
- 47:41Speaker 2: I'd fucking kick you in the face too.
- 47:44Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, but real show your dad
- 47:49Speaker 1: did do that? Though you did that? He drops. It's
- 47:54Speaker 1: not funny at all. The video of the Muslim girl
- 48:01Speaker 1: playing basketball? Have you read the comments?
- 48:05Speaker 2: And I just think we should have just stop talking
- 48:06Speaker 2: about that ship because that's just not funny at all.
- 48:08Speaker 1: Like we just went to like we go to all
- 48:10Speaker 1: Muslim school and just like.
- 48:14Speaker 2: What happens with that, it's not even funny, bro, Like
- 48:25Speaker 2: all that's just not even funny. Be talking about Hoodie John,
- 48:28Speaker 2: You're talking about the one.
- 48:28Speaker 1: That be bothering.
- 48:34Speaker 2: I'll be tripping because it doesn't stop when she does
- 48:38Speaker 2: the in betweens and it doesn't stop in her dress.
- 48:40Speaker 1: That's the ship that I only be trip because when
- 48:43Speaker 1: she goes a and.
- 48:44Speaker 2: It doesn't stop right there, I'll be like, what the
- 48:46Speaker 2: what is going on? He's talk without black girl from Philly? Right, yeah, yeah,
- 48:52Speaker 2: I don't know if she's from Philly. I just know
- 48:53Speaker 2: she's black Muslim and a lot of black Muslims are
- 48:55Speaker 2: from Philly. Have you been in Philadelphia? I haven't, Bro.
- 48:58Speaker 2: I had at the hotel. I had this Philly the
- 49:00Speaker 2: woman checking she was like the blackest woman on her
- 49:05Speaker 2: passport to.
- 49:06Speaker 1: Show she was Muslim like her she had the job
- 49:08Speaker 1: on like aslam like like I was like, what the
- 49:15Speaker 1: fuck is going on? Bitch?
- 49:16Speaker 2: This bitch I face tights and everything, but I could
- 49:18Speaker 2: have you can't say that muscle can't sell numbers.
- 49:20Speaker 1: And I was just like lot to the world. I
- 49:24Speaker 1: was like for sure to the world, I was all right,
- 49:25Speaker 1: I'm checking.
- 49:25Speaker 2: Out like the day brother day bro and bro wild Bro,
- 49:31Speaker 2: I don't even know to have to show be dealing
- 49:33Speaker 2: with I checked people laying broslam like I was like
- 49:40Speaker 2: I looked at the bitch.
- 49:41Speaker 1: Because I looked at her. You can't call her bitch.
- 49:44Speaker 2: Is a Muslim woman, respect the beautiful queen Muslim African,
- 49:47Speaker 2: that bitch bitch.
- 49:48Speaker 1: Man.
- 49:49Speaker 2: I looked at the miss and I was like, wait, wait,
- 49:52Speaker 2: I'm the idea says that there Muslim. No, No, the
- 49:54Speaker 2: bitch had he jib shaddy jib on her, on her ship,
- 49:58Speaker 2: on her, had their job. Yeah. And I wasn't tripping,
- 50:01Speaker 2: and I'm Muslim, so I also like him, you know.
- 50:05Speaker 2: And I was just looking at her and I was like, hmm,
- 50:07Speaker 2: whatever her her man came, this would look like Meek
- 50:10Speaker 2: Bill in twenty fifteen, like dressed up, dirty as hell.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Whatever. Though I was like, was he Muslim too? I
- 50:17Speaker 1: didn't even talk to that form What up though? What up?
- 50:20Speaker 1: But you should have been, like I said, I'm like him.
- 50:22Speaker 1: I don't have time. I don't really have time for that.
- 50:24Speaker 2: I don't have time to assess people and everything, because like,
- 50:26Speaker 2: imagine how many Mexicans are checking you think I'm assessing. Hey,
- 50:29Speaker 2: let me see your you know what I'm saying, Like
- 50:31Speaker 2: I'm your paper, you know what I'm saying. Really, I
- 50:33Speaker 2: wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. But you know
- 50:36Speaker 2: what's crazy? When I see other Indonesians at my am
- 50:39Speaker 2: I hotel and I speak Indonesian to them, it shows
- 50:44Speaker 2: me why I don't like Indonesian people.
- 50:45Speaker 1: Oh wow, you don't like your own people. Yeah, you
- 50:47Speaker 1: know why Jesus, because I.
- 50:49Speaker 2: Guess, I guess my Indonesian is so fucked up that
- 50:52Speaker 2: when I speak Indonesian to other people.
- 50:54Speaker 1: I spoke Indonesians to this bas and she looked at me, like,
- 50:57Speaker 1: what's what? Like I said a slur to her, And
- 51:00Speaker 1: all I said was like, are these are your bags?
- 51:02Speaker 1: In Indonesian? How do you say that? I said? I said,
- 51:04Speaker 1: I didn't even say that. I didn't even say this
- 51:06Speaker 1: is your bags. The food came down.
- 51:08Speaker 2: He was looking for his food, and I said, I
- 51:09Speaker 2: said in Indonesian, Uh macanapa, I never.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Maca. Shut the fuck up.
- 51:22Speaker 2: I'm tired. I'm tired of this ship. But I'm I'm like,
- 51:25Speaker 2: I don't need I don't need to be here too.
- 51:27Speaker 2: I don't need to be here.
- 51:28Speaker 1: I don't even I.
- 51:29Speaker 2: Wasn't even the one that have a job. I didn't
- 51:31Speaker 2: even know when that laughed, you dumb bitch. So I'm
- 51:33Speaker 2: going you want to go check the fucking camera man.
- 51:35Speaker 2: What is he gonna make sure the lights are good?
- 51:37Speaker 1: All right?
- 51:37Speaker 5: Macan, macan, that's food. You have you have to know food. Macanan. Yeah, yeah,
- 51:48Speaker 5: what's the food?
- 51:49Speaker 1: What's the food? Whats the makana? Fat? So? I asked.
- 51:59Speaker 1: I asked. I asked if it was the food, and
- 52:05Speaker 1: he goes, look, he went like this. He would not
- 52:08Speaker 1: even look at me. He went like this, but do
- 52:09Speaker 1: you think? What do you think? What do you think?
- 52:10Speaker 1: He did that? He was like one day if you
- 52:12Speaker 1: weren't because because you.
- 52:13Speaker 2: Don't look, because most of my should be like five
- 52:17Speaker 2: five one five for one four foot six. You know,
- 52:21Speaker 2: I didn't tell you about the story when I went
- 52:22Speaker 2: to Indo.
- 52:23Speaker 1: I didn't tell you. When I went to Indo. I
- 52:24Speaker 1: was in the I was in the mall and some
- 52:25Speaker 1: food came up to me and I'm I'm seventeen. I'm
- 52:27Speaker 1: probably like six one six two.
- 52:30Speaker 2: And then I'm telling you now to six six four,
- 52:32Speaker 2: I tell bitches, some six five six four okay, but
- 52:35Speaker 2: like this, who came up to me?
- 52:36Speaker 1: Some short Asian food? Basketball like that that's the ball
- 52:40Speaker 1: and my dad walks up. My Dad's like far twenty
- 52:43Speaker 1: feet away from me. He comes up, he comes or
- 52:47Speaker 1: whatever that comes up here. My dad's excited face. Yeah,
- 52:53Speaker 1: du the dude goes basketball. My dad looks at him.
- 52:55Speaker 1: He goes basketball. You're terrible basket.
- 53:00Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, all right, hold on, so by
- 53:06Speaker 2: I tell my dad, I was like confused why he
- 53:08Speaker 2: said I was a basketball because I wasn't a basketball.
- 53:09Speaker 2: But my dad had a whole convo with this food
- 53:11Speaker 2: thinking that I was a basketball.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Point. I think we took a picture together all niggas
- 53:17Speaker 1: a basketball. You know. But when and when you say
- 53:22Speaker 1: I suck at basketball, I don't suck.
- 53:24Speaker 2: It's just you think you're Chris Paul and you're built
- 53:27Speaker 2: like fucking baby like Davis, you know what I'm saying,
- 53:30Speaker 2: like your biggest ship.
- 53:31Speaker 1: And you think have you played basketball with him? He
- 53:34Speaker 1: runs to the paint and then he'll go like this,
- 53:36Speaker 1: literally runs out of paints like this, and he'll expect
- 53:39Speaker 1: me to fucking alley. You've dunk that bitch or something
- 53:41Speaker 1: and might not get at basketball.
- 53:43Speaker 2: No, your dog shit and everything you do it's comedy shit.
- 53:45Speaker 2: You all right swimming, You're batter basketball?
- 53:50Speaker 1: You sweat? Are you good at at this point? I've
- 53:53Speaker 1: been trying to think, Bro, eight balls h never called
- 53:57Speaker 1: in in my life. It's just supposed to be a
- 54:01Speaker 1: camera man. Why the fuck do you keep laughing? Bro?
- 54:04Speaker 1: My levels are good. And remember the other time I
- 54:07Speaker 1: caught you when I made a country song?
- 54:09Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that shu sucked. I was only happening because
- 54:12Speaker 2: you're my boy. You want to put it on right now?
- 54:15Speaker 2: I was around the blue. They want to hear my
- 54:18Speaker 2: country song? Go ahead, already, hold on, hold on, hold on,
- 54:24Speaker 2: I got a glock in my ari. Go ahead, go ahead.
- 54:27Speaker 1: Are you putting the beat? I didn't know that. You
- 54:29Speaker 1: know you had to beat? I have a be for you.
- 54:31Speaker 1: Ready six, I'm gonna be a country artist. Uh get
- 54:37Speaker 1: these hello country? You want to say it to me?
- 54:41Speaker 2: I can play type beat you. We're gonna do uick
- 54:46Speaker 2: quick freestyle quick you guys shaved? You want to hear
- 54:50Speaker 2: my altani song?
- 54:51Speaker 1: Hear a song? Yeah? I made a song about sho.
- 54:54Speaker 1: You just want to You want me to hit that?
- 54:55Speaker 2: Just yeah? I I oh tiny and his bitch said
- 55:04Speaker 2: I'm hitting home Rush. I can chrip on Bro because
- 55:06Speaker 2: he ain't on the emotion. I'm emotional. Want my next
- 55:09Speaker 2: frozen and if I'm posting with you, bitch, don't get
- 55:12Speaker 2: to post. If I posted with you, bitch, don't get
- 55:18Speaker 2: to post. Are you a bitches post on it with you?
- 55:26Speaker 2: It's about to be the water ship up here? A
- 55:31Speaker 2: chat clipped the shot you ready, ready, Ready, listen listen.
- 55:41Speaker 2: Litting on the block thinking about you, smoking all my sing,
- 55:46Speaker 2: drinking all my bro We fell in love on summer night.
- 55:51Speaker 3: Stayed up till the morning talking about life. Yes, baby,
- 55:57Speaker 3: I remember them days, just too, you kids. We did
- 56:01Speaker 3: it know we love man?
- 56:03Speaker 1: Mmm those days, I mean those days, holding on your hand,
- 56:09Speaker 1: kissing every way.
- 56:13Speaker 2: Yea, that ship was cool if I was deaf. But yeah, no,
- 56:18Speaker 2: you shouldn't pursued that ship. Just do comedy comedy school
- 56:21Speaker 2: comedy comedy has been doing really good for you.
- 56:23Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah, you know, I've I've tried it. One time.
- 56:26Speaker 1: You put me on the mic in front of all
- 56:29Speaker 1: those people, and I fucked up. Yeah, you blew it.
- 56:31Speaker 1: You know what I said. I got on the mic
- 56:32Speaker 1: and I said, what about these Mexicans? Nobody laughed? Nobody.
- 56:36Speaker 1: I think it was because they were all Mexican, but
- 56:38Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Really, I feel like Mexicans are one
- 56:40Speaker 1: of the.
- 56:42Speaker 3: Easiest crowd to perform to please because your white, because
- 56:46Speaker 3: we love making fun of ourselves.
- 56:48Speaker 1: So I think it's it's it's it's you know, personally,
- 56:51Speaker 1: I think I think like at my job, they call me.
- 56:56Speaker 2: Which means shorty right, which mean short Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 57:00Speaker 2: so they called me that. I think these people are
- 57:01Speaker 2: kind of racist too, because they always Jokingever I put
- 57:04Speaker 2: in my list, they be like extra bacon, and I'll
- 57:05Speaker 2: be like, cut that ship. The fuck the little Mexican ladies,
- 57:10Speaker 2: the chef, they'd be like extra bacon.
- 57:13Speaker 1: I'm like, they say that all the time, but but
- 57:17Speaker 1: I have like the best. Do you think do you
- 57:20Speaker 1: think they play with your dad like that?
- 57:21Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a video of them chasing my dad with
- 57:24Speaker 2: beer and they were gonna pour it on. I swear
- 57:27Speaker 2: to god, there's a there's.
- 57:29Speaker 1: A phone soon.
- 57:31Speaker 2: There's a video of a but a Mexican man chasing
- 57:33Speaker 2: my father with a beer with beer, knowing that he's Muslim. Yeah,
- 57:37Speaker 2: oh my god, I should know. They don't play with
- 57:40Speaker 2: me like that. Out knock some food for Oh well,
- 57:42Speaker 2: that's nomatic drink like front of my dad. I don't
- 57:45Speaker 2: play that ship. I ain't gonna lie, well, you don't
- 57:48Speaker 2: have a pops. You can't even say nothing. You don't
- 57:50Speaker 2: even know what the fun I'm not my dad. I'm
- 57:53Speaker 2: not trying to disrespect. Was that was even direspectful?
- 57:56Speaker 1: I'm not. That's not even your dad. WHOA, don't say
- 57:59Speaker 1: that you that of your dad? Don't say that your
- 58:01Speaker 1: dad for real? For real? Who's my dad? What celebrity
- 58:04Speaker 1: is my dad saying?
- 58:04Speaker 2: Right now?
- 58:04Speaker 1: What's celebrity your dad or someone? Did you think you'll
- 58:10Speaker 1: be letting talk item related?
- 58:13Speaker 2: No?
- 58:13Speaker 1: No, cause I don't know none of those shoes. My
- 58:15Speaker 1: my uncle did. My uncle did tell me what your
- 58:18Speaker 1: uncle away.
- 58:18Speaker 2: Your uncle told me when I was about seven till
- 58:22Speaker 2: I was the age of twelve that I was adopted
- 58:25Speaker 2: and he called me on my phone because my uncle,
- 58:27Speaker 2: my uncle came to America. He used to give other
- 58:29Speaker 2: Indonesians social I think plane.
- 58:32Speaker 1: Well, really he came with my father, but he got
- 58:35Speaker 1: he's not a lot back. Never came on a plane.
- 58:38Speaker 1: He came.
- 58:38Speaker 2: Oh ship, that's not like you like, they didn't fucking
- 58:42Speaker 2: swim or they didn't jump over ship.
- 58:43Speaker 1: They didn't hijack the plane. No, they didn't hijack the plane. Yeah,
- 58:46Speaker 1: they didn't like in a secret occasion. He came in
- 58:48Speaker 1: ninety seven, ninety seven, also before ninet eleven, yeah, way before.
- 58:51Speaker 2: Not spell the words nine and eleven right now nine
- 58:55Speaker 2: and eleven? The fuck you have a fucking ny when
- 58:58Speaker 2: you text I know you're not and I and yeah,
- 59:01Speaker 2: yeah you do. Shut the funk up. Don't be this
- 59:03Speaker 2: with my fucking ship. All right, I'm still telling the
- 59:05Speaker 2: stories just half my podcast, so hold on, all right,
- 59:08Speaker 2: Like I was saying, you're twice yeah, every time we're there,
- 59:13Speaker 2: every time my MoMA h random search, yeah, random search,
- 59:20Speaker 2: random search, like two people and they grabbed my mic on.
- 59:25Speaker 1: Not be right there. I remember I was like seventeen, bro,
- 59:29Speaker 1: I got like all hard, you're a little bit in
- 59:31Speaker 1: my mind.
- 59:31Speaker 2: I was like, make sure you find every yeah who
- 59:34Speaker 2: taps like another woman Like but I've been on the
- 59:37Speaker 2: plane and I've seen like some food walk by with
- 59:39Speaker 2: a turban and I've been like I ain't gonna like
- 59:43Speaker 2: what like I've been scared scared, like like some food
- 59:46Speaker 2: walk pi me and he had a turban and I
- 59:48Speaker 2: was like, walk by, you bitch.
- 59:49Speaker 1: I was like ooh fuck, ooh funk, some ship might
- 59:52Speaker 1: happen you know, I ain't like you.
- 59:54Speaker 2: At the airport in Houston and I see a whole family,
- 59:56Speaker 2: like whole like turbaned up everything, all of them jobs turban,
- 59:59Speaker 2: and I was like fuck.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: And they walked the other way, and I'm like, oh,
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: they're not in my flight. But I guess they weren't
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: the wrong way, but imagine when they were.
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: But imagine how white people think when they see a
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: Mexican family eating. They're just like, oh, they're in my
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: fucking town. You know what I'm saying. That might be
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: the same with you when you see other people, brown
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: people going on flights and shit, Okay, you're right, you
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Second day of Summer, Winter's Revenge
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: coming out to and Phineas and firm. But yeah, I
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: know some of that should do be happening, And like,
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I feel like
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: lately I've been learning how to take a step back
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: from everything. I would never take to step back from
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: that ever ever, But I've taken a step back from
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: Like usually I feel like I get mad too much.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Sometimes you do, or I talked to about homies crazy
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: too much. Sometimes I talk to other people crazy too much.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Sometimes or I overeat or I just do this and that.
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: But lately I've been trying just to take a step back.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: Breathe. How's that going? Not good? I don't really like it.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: I still make the same decisions I just breathed before.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you. Can we start vlogging to what is?
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: What is this? And and and y'all like to be like, hey, chat,
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: this is a good question.
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: What is something our friend group doesn't like about me
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: that only you guys say behind my back? And I'll
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: tell you what our friend group says, Like, if there's
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: something that about me, just.
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: Say it first? No, you go first, say it first.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: We have nothing, say first. You have something I don't
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: have nothing, say first. And if you were, just don't
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: say it actually, because why would you say in front
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: of the camera first and not in front of me?
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Because if it's some wild wall ship, I'm not fucking
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: with it. But who the fuck is talking ship?
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: First?
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: You know we're not talking shit, we're your friends. We're
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: just among friends, just making an opinion. That's the part
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: that I'm not understanding. You're either talking ship or like, like, like,
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: is there's something that I've done before that the friend
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: group didn't didn't agree.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: To No, no, no, no, no.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: I think you're think if no one said anything about
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: I think you're very anal about time.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: Like I said, Oh, we got to be somewhere. We
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: gotta be somewhere now, you know. So what the fuck
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: is it with me? What drugs?
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: No?
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know. I don't even do those anyway. Yeah,
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: yea yeah, I never seen it. Theyll never. I never
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: like recorded you before there's anything. Sometimes you can be dusty.
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: What the fuck in a way where oh, like it's
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: a unit and like I said, it's a union, I
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: ruined it because it's a unit. That ship sucks up.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: What about those times that you drink and you pass out?
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: That shit doesn't bother Nobody see something? I guess so
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: maybe I what about the fact that you're always airing
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: out my dirty laundry?
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: What about that? I don't like that ship neither? Well
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: maybe if you was all right, that's how we're going.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: Phineasa firm second day of summer winters revenges out. Now
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: we're out of here.