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Hour 3 - Roger That? · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom goes to the dynamite. It's a small world, after all,
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Speaker 1: it's a small small world. For Aaron Rodgers, It's a
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Speaker 1: very small world. Thumbs up or thumbs down Here in
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Speaker 1: our number three of The Ben Maler Show podcast, thumbs
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Speaker 1: up thumbs down on Steeler's quarterback, Aaron Rodgers insisting public
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Speaker 1: criticism doesn't bother him. Also, how did you grate Mike
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Speaker 1: Tomlin on his debut? His debut as broadcaster. We talked
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Speaker 1: about that earlier. Also his take on Mike Rabel's canoodling
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Speaker 1: with disgraced NFL insider former insider Diana Russini. And do
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Speaker 1: you agree or disagree that Jordan Love is one of
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Speaker 1: the NFL's most underrated quarterbacks. We'll talk about that and
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Speaker 2: A week that'll be coming up a little bit later
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Speaker 2: on this hour.
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Speaker 1: However, our lead is from football, not the Hall of
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Speaker 1: Fame game.
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Speaker 2: Not the Hall of Fame game, which was played in Canton, Ohio.
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Speaker 1: Hall of Fame Induction Weekend will take place on Saturday.
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Speaker 1: Our lead this hour from the Land of the Yinser,
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Speaker 1: where Aaran Rogers Aaron Rodgers relax. He addressed the backlash
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Speaker 1: from his recent comments, and he insisted that all of
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Speaker 1: the criticism from the Wokesters does not bother him. Says
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Speaker 1: that he has reached a point in his life where
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Speaker 1: outside opinions carry a little weight.
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Speaker 2: Did you see this? You know what I'm talking about?
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Speaker 2: You didn't? Okay? Good?
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Speaker 1: All right, so, Rogers said, most people have already made
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Speaker 1: up their minds about him, so he doesn't waste energy
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Speaker 1: trying to change anyone's perception.
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Speaker 2: But wait, there's more.
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Speaker 1: He argued that criticism often says more about the critic
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Speaker 1: than the target. Okay, Adding that to Rogers said he
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Speaker 1: values the opinions of people he knows personally far more
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Speaker 1: than random strangers online or in the media. Now, this,
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Speaker 1: of course, comes days after Rogers ignited a five alarm blaze,
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Speaker 1: Oh the controversy on live television on that small fledgling
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Speaker 1: cable channel out of Connecticut with podcaster and YouTube star
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Speaker 1: Pat McAfee on live airwaves, where he took advantage to
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Speaker 1: criticize the network's media coverage of Mike Rabel stooping Diana Russini,
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Speaker 1: or at least it appears that appears that based on
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Speaker 1: the photographic evidence, and also that PDA scandal, and he
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Speaker 1: took a big time shot at the disgraced doctor Anthony Fauci,
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Speaker 1: that little weasel there. Rogers maintaining that speaking his mind
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Speaker 1: is more important than avoiding the pushback from you, the backlash,
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Speaker 1: indicating that he has no no intention of changing his
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Speaker 1: mindset for the upcoming season, his approach, and he's not
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Speaker 1: worried about your little negative stories online.
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Speaker 2: So that is a good jumping off point.
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Speaker 1: Let us discuss question thumbs up or thumbs down, thumbs
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Speaker 1: up thumbs down on Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, insisting that
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Speaker 1: public criticism does not bother him. So I've got Galactic Council,
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Speaker 1: Secret Society, and Crayola crayons.
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Speaker 2: And we will combine all.
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Speaker 1: Of these things together, and we are going to have
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Speaker 1: a split personality, kind of like Aaron Rodgers, kind of
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Speaker 1: like Aaron Rodgers. So I'm gonna go thumbs down. I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna go thumbs down. I said, listen, Rogers has been great.
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Speaker 1: I've been doing talk radio his entire career. We used
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Speaker 1: to have Rogers on when he was playing at cal
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Speaker 1: Here at the network, I did a.
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Speaker 2: Saturday show with the Fox Football Scout. We called him
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Speaker 2: Chris Landry.
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Speaker 1: From battal Rouge Louisiana, and Chris was connected with everybody,
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Speaker 1: so we get all these guys on. And I remember
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Speaker 1: we'd have Rogers on when he was in college because
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Speaker 1: more mainly because the cow Bears games ended when we
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Speaker 1: were on the air, and so we just were able
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Speaker 1: to get get him to do it, and he would
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Speaker 1: do it, and we thanked it for him. Rogers claiming though,
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Speaker 1: that he doesn't care what anyone thinks. It's kind of
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Speaker 1: like if you owned an Applebee's and you said, listen,
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Speaker 1: I don't care if anyone eats the food here.
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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter to me.
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Speaker 1: I just don't hang out, don't buy the don't pay
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Speaker 1: for the food, don't buy the food. It's a total lie.
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Speaker 1: It's a total lie. Humans are hardwired.
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Speaker 2: I believe this. I believe we're all hardwired. I don't
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Speaker 2: care what your background is, where you're from, it doesn't
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Speaker 2: matter to me. We are all.
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Speaker 1: We're all hardwired to seek acceptance. It is baked into
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Speaker 1: the biology. That's a default position. And Rogers is no
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Speaker 1: different if he were genuinely indifferent. If Rogers really was indifferent,
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Speaker 1: riddle me this, batman, why is he holding news conferences
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Speaker 1: like he's testifying before the Galactic Council. You wouldn't do
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Speaker 1: that defending your comments and pushing back against the many
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Speaker 1: critics and the trolls and all that if you're genuinely indifferent.
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Speaker 1: People that are genuinely indifferent do not hold news conferences
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Speaker 1: about being indifferent.
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Speaker 2: The only way that he's.
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Speaker 1: Truly unaffected there is a way, And I believe in
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Speaker 1: the multiverse. You know that I'm a multiverse guy. There's
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Speaker 1: multiple dimensions. The only way that he's truly unaffected Aaron
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Speaker 1: Rodgers is if he is secretly a reptilian quarterback running
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Speaker 1: an interdimensional psyop operation on NFL fans, and as a
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Speaker 1: lizard person, he feeds on nothing but ayahuasca. That's it
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Speaker 1: and occasionally has some apple sauce, but mostly ayahuasca. Short
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Speaker 1: of that, he's just another human being that, deep down,
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Speaker 1: when you get through all the tough guy Bravado does
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Speaker 1: not like the fact that people don't like and that's
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Speaker 1: just the way it is, right, So there you go.
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Speaker 1: Secondly to the cover up, cover up of the scandal. Now,
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Speaker 1: we praised Mike tom that we thought he was great
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Speaker 1: on NB see. However, one of the things that he
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Speaker 1: lacked in, which was rather obvious, it stood out like
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Speaker 1: a sore thumb. So Tomlin addressed the snuffle leufagus in
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Speaker 1: the room, all of the lack of media attention surrounding
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Speaker 1: the Mike Vrabel Diana Russini romance, the controversy there without
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Speaker 1: directly discussing the actual allegations. Instead, very smoothly, Mike Tomlin
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Speaker 1: emphasized that the outside noise is part of the NFL landscape.
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Speaker 1: Tomlin stressing that teams cannot control the headlines or the speculation,
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Speaker 1: saying they certainly can. Ask the forty nine ers with
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Speaker 1: Kyle Shanahan, by the way, they controlled the headlines on
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Speaker 1: that Hello, that's taboo. Anyway, Tomlin's stressing you cannot control
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Speaker 1: the headlines and whatnot there, which we know is not true,
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Speaker 1: saying the focus must remain on football and the work inside.
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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah, blah blah.
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Speaker 2: Tomlin.
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Speaker 1: His message was that people talk too much in our business,
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Speaker 1: which is just a ten, a ten out of ten,
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Speaker 1: reinforcing the long held belief, long held belief of Mike
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Speaker 1: Tomlin that actions matter more than public commentary. So the
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Speaker 1: question how did you grade Mike Tomlin's take on Mike
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Speaker 1: Rabels canoodling with disgraced NFL insider Diana Russini, So mallor
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Speaker 1: report card mal report card? I wrote down in Mike
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Speaker 1: thiland scorebook straight A for Art Center.
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Speaker 2: It's an over opacity in the Art Center.
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Speaker 1: Tomlin delivered an absolute master class in the art of
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Speaker 1: saying nothing. It was a masterpiece. It was a Picasso,
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Speaker 1: is what it was the greatest I'm not touching that
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Speaker 1: speech in recent years. While addressing it, he didn't weigh
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Speaker 1: in on the underlying condition the allegations. He did not
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Speaker 1: assign blame. He did not. Instead, Mike Tomlin offered the
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Speaker 1: ultimate game plan for ignoring.
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Speaker 2: The noise annoying. I guess you're annoyed by it, and
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Speaker 2: you ignore.
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Speaker 1: The noise, steering the conversation right back to professionalism and.
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Speaker 2: Preparation and avoiding distractions.
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Speaker 1: It is great that he said people talk too much
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Speaker 1: in our business while being paid ten million dollars a
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Speaker 1: year to talk about these type of stories.
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Speaker 2: It is just great. It is absolutely great.
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Speaker 1: And I understand he's a part of the Freemasons of
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Speaker 1: the Pigskin World. NFL coaches we know it. They protect
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Speaker 1: each other like it's the most paranoid secret society of Freemasons.
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Speaker 1: Coaches never snitch on coaches. And Tomlin, to me, he
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Speaker 1: sounded like a man whose plan is to get back
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Speaker 1: on the sidelines, and he doesn't want to upset the
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Speaker 1: fraternal order, the brotherhood of coaches, and so he answered,
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Speaker 1: and he didn't say anything, and Vrabels remained mostly silent.
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Speaker 1: The toe licking Boston media. What happened to the Boston media.
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Speaker 1: They're just kind of looking the other way and just
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Speaker 1: a storyline that will linger. And if the Patriots play well,
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Speaker 1: it won't be that big a deal. Patriots don't play well,
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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, all the eager beavers in the
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Speaker 1: media will be like, wait a minute, hold on a
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Speaker 1: sect is could these things be related or is it
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Speaker 1: just a regression to the mean for a Patriot team
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Speaker 1: that overachieved last year playing a marshmallow schedule, the really
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Speaker 1: good hostess schedule with apple Pie, well fruit pie. They
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Speaker 1: had the zingers and the ding dongs, all of those
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Speaker 1: good things all right now, final thought, green Bay, Wisconsin.
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Speaker 1: We go green Bay, Wisconsin. So I was reading the
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Speaker 1: story advocating for Packers quarterback Jordan Love, and it got.
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Speaker 2: Me a little. My blood was boiling a little bit,
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Speaker 2: I guess, is the way I would describe it.
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Speaker 1: So the story, it's one of these jock sniffing stories
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Speaker 1: advocating for Jordan Love, claiming that Love is one of
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Speaker 1: the most underrated quarterbacks in the league of Pro Football
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Speaker 1: here going into the year now pig skin pundits claiming
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Speaker 1: that there is a disconnect between Jordan Love's reputation and
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Speaker 1: his actual value in NFL circles, meaning his actual performance.
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Speaker 1: The argument was made that wall Jordan Love, if you
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Speaker 1: look at the traditional statistics, you know, like touchdowns, passing yards,
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Speaker 1: those have dipped. Those have done the dipsy do The
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Speaker 1: article says, though, the advanced efficiency metrics, oh boy, it's
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Speaker 1: gonna crawl right up my ass. The advanced efficiency metrics
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Speaker 1: have improved, thus coming to the hypothesis that Love is
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Speaker 1: playing better football than the raw numbers advocate. Oh my god.
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Speaker 2: Now, the argument is that Love's.
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Speaker 1: Progress is being overlooked because fans in the analysts still
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Speaker 1: judge these quarterbacks primarily on the box score production instead
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Speaker 1: of efficiency, decision making, and situational play.
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Speaker 2: So here's the question.
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Speaker 1: Do you agree or disagree that Jordan Love is one
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Speaker 1: of the NFL's most underrated quarterbacks. Now, I don't have
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Speaker 1: a good poker face. I've already revealed my position. I
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Speaker 1: strongly disagree, strongly disagree. Jordan Love is not underrated. He
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Speaker 1: is properly rated. A quarterback who makes every Packer game
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Speaker 1: feel like you're watching someone stir quaker oats with a fork.
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Speaker 1: It's about that exciting offensively and listen, Love is a
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Speaker 1: human emoji.
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Speaker 2: He's the shrug emoji, and it's really cool.
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Speaker 1: These quarterbacks have certain percentage of dorkdom out there grading.
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Speaker 2: Them on.
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Speaker 1: In this case, Jordan Loves being graded on a curve
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Speaker 1: written in Crayola crayons and the whole things that don't
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Speaker 1: show up in the box score. I had PTSD full
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Speaker 1: the sculpture. But the reason I brought this up in
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Speaker 1: my younger days, I was a radio stringer.
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Speaker 2: And that is where you go out.
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Speaker 1: And stick microphones down athletes and coaches throats, and so
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Speaker 1: I did that job for a while, and I have
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Speaker 1: great memories. I had really just tremendous fun going to
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Speaker 1: all those games and interviewing the biggest stars of that
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Speaker 1: era a bygone here, the last.
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Speaker 2: Era before social media. So it was a lot of fun.
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Speaker 1: There was one coach in particular that used to drive
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Speaker 1: me battye completely bonkers.
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Speaker 2: It was an NBA coach. I'll name the coach, I
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Speaker 2: don't care.
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Speaker 1: So I was assigned to cover the basketball baseball, and
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Speaker 1: there was actually no football at that time in college football,
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Speaker 1: but anyway, NFL wasn't in LA. So the coach this
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Speaker 1: guy named Del Harris. You probably don't know what that
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Speaker 1: is because he hasn't coached a long time, but Del
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Speaker 1: Harris coached a lot of NBA teams a long long
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Speaker 1: time ago, and he was coaching the Lakers. And there
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Speaker 1: was a certain player that play a lot and didn't
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Speaker 1: do anything, and Dell had this default answer, he does
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Speaker 1: a lot a lot of things that don't show up
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Speaker 1: in the box score.
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Speaker 2: And I remember.
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Speaker 1: It's like, well, tell you know, in basketball, they have
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Speaker 1: us he rebounds, assists points, they have field goals attempted,
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Speaker 1: field goals made, they have turnover What exactly is he doing?
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Speaker 2: This is not in the box score? Like what hie
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Speaker 2: me outs.
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Speaker 1: And here we are all these years later and the
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Speaker 1: same arguments being made. In fact, they've made a cottage
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Speaker 1: industry out of this. That was in the days there
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Speaker 1: were no analytics.
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Speaker 2: They didn't exist as they do today.
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Speaker 1: And the Jordan Love truthers are using analytics to hide
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Speaker 1: the many moles and warts and the fact that his
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Speaker 1: numbers are middle of the road. You know, if he's
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Speaker 1: so efficient Jordan Love, why does watching Green Bay often
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Speaker 1: feel like every game is a seventeen to thirteen slog.
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Speaker 2: Through wet cardboard?
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Speaker 1: And have we already forgotten that postseason meltdown?
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Speaker 2: Does does he get a full.
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Speaker 1: Congressional pardon, presidential pardon from the meltdown against the Bears?
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Speaker 1: I know Youaphoebe and Tree in Chicago, Remember that the
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Speaker 1: Bears stormed back with twenty eight second half points. And
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Speaker 1: in that second half, while the Bears were able to
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Speaker 1: move the ball, matriculate the ball down the field. Jordan
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Speaker 1: Love had a passer rating below eighty and the Green
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Speaker 1: Bay offense went two of nine on third down, thus
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Speaker 1: turning the ball over on downs.
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Speaker 2: Often punting and allowing the Bears the opportunity to come back.
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Speaker 1: And the stats, I would argue, they don't lie that.
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Speaker 1: Jordan Love on his grating.
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Speaker 2: He gets an m M for meh.
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Speaker 1: Not marvelous eh eh, with a really good marketing team,
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Speaker 1: really really good solid marketing team for Jordan Love one
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Speaker 1: hundred percent.
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Speaker 1: in Vegas. Lorena will be there, so will coop a
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Speaker 1: loop at all Bronco fan. That's all Bronco fan. And
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Speaker 1: there are some big name members of the Malad Militia
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Speaker 1: that will be in Vegas for that event. Looking forward
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Speaker 1: to meeting you. If we've seen in the past, meet
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Speaker 1: ketchup again and we had never met you before.
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Speaker 2: Be a lot of fun. And if you're an introvert,
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Speaker 2: don't worry, there's a lot of introverts there. It'll be
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Speaker 2: Everything will be okay. You can stand in the back.
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Speaker 1: Of the room and we'll be okay. Everything will be
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Speaker 1: all right. It's all all good. Back to it, and
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Speaker 1: we will pay off the malor riddle of the day,
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Speaker 1: the malor riddle of the day.
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Speaker 2: We'll get to that coming up.
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Speaker 1: Also your riveting phone calls and the phones we started
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Speaker 1: with hollering James.
22:53
Speaker 2: That was a mistake. Clearly, who goofed? I've got to know.
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Speaker 2: So we're gonna we're gonna get that taken care of
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Speaker 2: right now though. The riddle of the day here it is.
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Speaker 1: The forty nine Ers Hall of Famer Roger Craig. He's
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Speaker 1: part of the Hall of Fame class year of twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty six.
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Speaker 2: We'll have a big.
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Speaker 1: Gallas ceremony in Canton Ohio, the holy land of pro
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Speaker 1: football this weekend. So Roger Craig surprised many when he
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Speaker 1: showed up to the Hall of Fame game on Thursday
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Speaker 1: wearing blank.
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Speaker 2: People are like, whoa dude, what is going on?
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Speaker 5: Man?
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Speaker 2: Just like that? So that is the question. What is
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Speaker 2: the answer?
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Speaker 1: You can answer it on X at Ben Mahler. That
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Speaker 1: is at Ben.
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Speaker 2: Mahler if you'd like to give it a shot.
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Speaker 1: And let's see does anyone have the correct answer? Let
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Speaker 1: me go page down, page down here. Josh, the Bears
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Speaker 1: fan in Nebraska says he showed up wearing.
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Speaker 2: A diaper over his hands.
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Speaker 1: Late Night drug tester going with an Anaheim Mighty Ducks
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Speaker 1: jersey as his answer. Keith O Chow texto longtime a
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Speaker 1: legend on the show, going with under rus unders for
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Speaker 1: the rescue.
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Speaker 2: What else do we have?
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Speaker 1: Let's see million dollars worth of gold chains from courtesy Flusher.
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Speaker 1: Not a Burner said he was wearing his Aaron Rodgers
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Speaker 1: age progression T shirt as his answer. Alf the Alien
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Speaker 1: Old Pier says, a Browns jersey and a missing hat.
24:38
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the magical hat. Alf, And wow, that's an
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Speaker 1: old photo.
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Speaker 5: Man.
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Speaker 2: I wonder what year that was? I don't even remember.
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Speaker 2: I used to sell my fandom every year, have the
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Speaker 2: people vote for me.
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Speaker 1: In one year, I was a Cleveland Browns fan, and
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Speaker 1: I believe that's a Johnny Menzel jersey.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what happened to that thing either. What
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Speaker 2: else do we have?
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Speaker 1: I guess that would be the year Manzela's on the team.
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Speaker 1: There you go, that eliminates the controversy. Ike in Roseville,
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Speaker 1: Minnesota a shirt from Tom Looney's closet.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: Stevie Meatballs said he was wearing a kilt because he
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Speaker 1: said the sheep can hear zippers. All right, it's interesting,
25:15
Speaker 1: very interesting. I wore a dog snuggie from Michael in Tulsa, Fargo.
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Speaker 1: Pete said he's wearing shoulder pads and a Sophie Cunningham jersey.
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Speaker 2: Who else?
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Speaker 1: A to two from analog Al Timmy from Busco, Indiana
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Speaker 1: says for some reason, Roger Craig showed up wearing a
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Speaker 1: Chicago Bears onesie dog Bears Dog Bears. Well, they're gonna
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Speaker 1: be the Indiana Bears, right, that's where they're moving, the
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Speaker 1: moving to Indiana. No more Chicago, but bye bye. A
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Speaker 1: lot of people said to to what else do we
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Speaker 1: have a shirt that read meh from Inca Tarr his
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Speaker 1: birthday suit that was guessed by Sean in Portland, and
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Speaker 1: Roger Craig wore a salami van according to Fat Daddy,
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Speaker 1: what else?
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Speaker 2: Page down?
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Speaker 1: Not blind Austin said, Dorko the comedian gear. Dorko the
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Speaker 1: comedian gear?
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Speaker 2: What else? Anything else? Page down? It's the Mallard Riddle
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Speaker 2: of the day.
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Speaker 1: I think that's enough one more time for those that
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Speaker 1: a little late to the party. The Mallard Riddle of
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Speaker 1: the day. I just play along with this forty nine
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Speaker 1: or Hall of Famer. Roger Craig surprise many when he
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Speaker 1: showed up to the Hall of Fame game last night
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Speaker 1: wearing blank Loreno, would you like to play our game?
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Speaker 2: Yes?
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Speaker 1: I think he was wearing a seed through Spider Man suit.
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Speaker 1: Ooh is that correct? Survey says no. Roger Craig, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I know. He showed up to the Hall of Fame
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Speaker 1: game last night wearing sweatpants.
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Speaker 2: He went casual.
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Speaker 1: I loved it, as like the ultimate old guy moved.
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Speaker 2: He's like, listen, dude, I'm too old to get dressed up.
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Speaker 2: I don't care.
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Speaker 1: I know this year, they brought out all the Hall
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Speaker 1: of Fame on the field. They gave them this Galla introduction,
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Speaker 1: and here comes Drew Brees, and there's Larry Fitzgerald and
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Speaker 1: Adam Viniteri, and here comes Roger Craig representing the forty
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Speaker 1: nine ers. And he goes out there, Roger Craig, and
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Speaker 1: he's got the sweats on.
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Speaker 2: What color are the sweats? They were black sweats And
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Speaker 2: what were you hoping he was going to wear. I'm
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Speaker 2: a fan of the gray sweatpants myself. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Well, Roger Craig's like he's in his sixties, mid sixties.
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Speaker 2: He's like, I don't give a damn.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't give an f anymore. The ultimate old
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Speaker 1: guy play. It's like this tragging my ass out here.
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Speaker 2: I don't want to be here. I'm gonna show up
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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna wear what I want to wear.
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Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones. Bob, here's a name from
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Speaker 1: the past. Bob in Bowling Green is next up on
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Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show. Hello Bob, Welcome Bob.
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Speaker 5: Hey, what's up? Brother? Just because I don't call Offen
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Speaker 5: anymore don't mean I listening or I don't love y'all.
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Speaker 2: Well, I understand why you're very busy. I'm sure are
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Speaker 2: you still working at night or do you work during
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Speaker 2: the day now?
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Speaker 5: No, to be honest with you, I broke my back
28:10
Speaker 5: about thirty years ago and it finally went out and
28:13
Speaker 5: I went kicking and screaming, full of disability. I didn't
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Speaker 5: have a choice. My last job was a security officer
28:21
Speaker 5: at the Corvette Plan, which was a really cool job.
28:24
Speaker 5: And I know you were talking about free masonry and stuff,
28:28
Speaker 5: and I've been a mason since nineteen ninety two. If
28:32
Speaker 5: you ever have a question, I can answer most things.
28:35
Speaker 5: And the reason I'm calling is is that just to
28:39
Speaker 5: remind you and the crew that you're loved and you're appreciated,
28:44
Speaker 5: and you what you do at night, it's a great thing.
28:47
Speaker 5: And you know you all were right up there with Jesus, Evison,
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Speaker 5: John Wayne in my book. I wouldn't listen to anybody
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Speaker 5: else at night.
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Speaker 2: God bless you. Ah, that was the sweetest.
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Speaker 1: We're right next to Jesus. That's well a little below,
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Speaker 1: but yeah, I will listen, Bob. I'm glad you're still listening.
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Speaker 1: Number One, are you able.
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Speaker 2: To enjoy your your quality of life?
29:09
Speaker 1: I know your back went out, but you're you're still
29:11
Speaker 1: able to enjoy some things. Right, you listen to the show,
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Speaker 1: and so hopefully it's not too bad things.
29:17
Speaker 2: Well I hate yeah, go ahead.
29:19
Speaker 5: I can't I listen. I'm very blessed. My bills are paid,
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Speaker 5: my dog's healthy.
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Speaker 3: You know.
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Speaker 5: It's just when I broke my back, I end up
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Speaker 5: having rod and screws. And you know, I'm fifty nine now,
29:30
Speaker 5: and it just it's just the way it is. Well,
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Speaker 5: that's just life.
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Speaker 1: It's the miles on the odometer, right, you got to
29:36
Speaker 1: you got a lot of miles on the odometer, and
29:38
Speaker 1: that's what happens.
29:39
Speaker 2: And so you can still drive the car, but not
29:40
Speaker 2: every day. I got you right.
29:42
Speaker 5: And I grew up playing sports, football, soccer, track and field.
29:47
Speaker 5: You know, I don't have any regrets, but you know
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Speaker 5: I played active sports until I was thirty eight, until
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Speaker 5: I broke my back. So it is what it is.
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Speaker 2: I got you.
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you're hanging in there, and call us whenever.
30:03
Speaker 2: Make sure to make a promo coop out of that.
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Speaker 2: When he compared this to Jesus, I need that in
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Speaker 2: the promo there very important.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Bob. Have a great weekend, man, Thank you
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Speaker 1: so much. All Right, the great Bob and Bowling Green
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Speaker 1: go get that with this saw that name. My eyeballs
30:17
Speaker 1: lit up. I said, that's my guy, Bob. I remember
30:21
Speaker 1: him from back in the day and I hadn't heard
30:23
Speaker 1: from him in a while, and he pops up.
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Speaker 2: Listen, I know what happens.
30:28
Speaker 1: You work overnight. Most people don't do that for that
30:30
Speaker 1: long and you go do something else. And so I'm
30:33
Speaker 1: happy that a lot of these guys have been very.
30:35
Speaker 2: Loyal and listen to the to the podcast. So that's
30:38
Speaker 2: pretty cool.
30:39
Speaker 1: Anyway, how about the story out of Cleveland Dateline Cleveland
30:42
Speaker 1: where Cleveland Brown's head coach, the monk Man Todd Mounkin
30:46
Speaker 1: is not going to name a starting car break now,
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Speaker 1: why would he name a starting quarterback if they don't
30:51
Speaker 1: have a starting quarterback?
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Speaker 2: Hello? And why would you name one now? They haven't
30:56
Speaker 2: played in an exhibition game.
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Speaker 1: And anyway, he refused to will not name a starting quarterbacks,
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Speaker 1: said that both Shaudur Sanders and Deshaun Watson still have
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Speaker 1: a legitimate path to winning the QB one job. Yeah,
31:09
Speaker 1: because they don't have a QB one and someone's gonna
31:11
Speaker 1: have to be the QB one. Munkin's message is this
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Speaker 1: the starting job will be earned through performance, not reputation,
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Speaker 1: contract size, or draft status, which is good because neither
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Speaker 1: one of these quarterbacks have a good reputation. The contract
31:27
Speaker 1: is an albatross for Deshaun Watson, and the draft status, well,
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Speaker 1: Watson's been around so long that doesn't really matter anymore,
31:35
Speaker 1: and shouldur Sanders draft status is embarrassing. Munkin went on
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Speaker 1: to say that listen, you know Sanders, even though he's
31:43
Speaker 1: gotten a lot of positive play and he's impressed with
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Speaker 1: Sanders and all that stuff, he would not name him
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Speaker 1: the quarterback. Watson has apparently not been good. I guess
31:54
Speaker 1: he needs more massages there. He's not getting the happy
31:58
Speaker 1: baby yoga massage that he loves so much, and it's
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Speaker 1: affecting his performance, possibly on the field. And Monkin, indicating
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Speaker 1: head coach of the Browns, indicating the evaluation will continue
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Speaker 1: through prodded practices and the preseason, and unlike most of
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Speaker 1: these exhibition games, the Browns will end up playing both
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Speaker 1: these guys and they will not be making any kind
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Speaker 1: of announcement. I would bet you the Browns don't name
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Speaker 1: a starting quarterback until the league says you have to
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Speaker 1: name a starting quarterback for gambling reasons. Until that happens,
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Speaker 1: you have to do that.
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Speaker 2: You have to do it. What else do we have?
32:34
Speaker 2: Let's see paid down? All right, we'll skip. I guess
32:38
Speaker 2: something I gotta get, but we'll pause.
32:40
Speaker 1: Because Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week, Big Ben's
32:46
Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week, right around the bend, and
32:50
Speaker 1: we'll see if Buddy Billy is there. I think he
32:52
Speaker 1: will be there, Billy from Miami, better known by his
32:55
Speaker 1: stage name.
32:55
Speaker 2: Weed Man Hippie.
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Speaker 1: So for the rest of the hour, it's Big Ben
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Speaker 1: Lame Jokes of the Week. These are actual jokes sen
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Speaker 1: in by actual listeners, all the zingers, all the one liners,
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Speaker 1: all of that great stuff, and Big Men's lame jokes
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Speaker 1: of the week.
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Speaker 2: We'll get to that and we will do it next.
33:17
Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
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33:23
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33:31
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33:39
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33:45
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33:51
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33:53
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33:58
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Speaker 1: summer going around doing your thing. Although I guess schools
34:02
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34:05
Speaker 1: summer is almost over. However, you can listen on the
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Speaker 2: Check it out.
34:21
Speaker 3: Knock Knock, Who's there?
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Speaker 6: Blame We blame week too. It's Big Ben's lame joke
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Speaker 6: of the week. Eh No, wait we go, Big Ben's
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Speaker 6: lame jokes of the week. Do we have the weed
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Speaker 6: man there from South Florida?
34:37
Speaker 2: Billy Billy, Billy, Billy Belly, Hello, Billy.
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Speaker 5: Well, Hey, Ben, Lamey laugh. Hey, Pritio's great. He shends
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Speaker 5: me fool. I love that.
34:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, he sook him up. Huh yeah.
34:50
Speaker 1: Remember when you used to panhandle on the show and
34:53
Speaker 1: give out your Gmail address.
34:54
Speaker 2: Remember that back in the day. You don't even have
34:59
Speaker 2: that any more. Right, you've lost your word? How is
35:03
Speaker 2: that possible?
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 5: I really don't. I know. You sure I could change
35:09
Speaker 5: my I could change it. So I'm going to do that.
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Speaker 2: No, you're not. I told you that a month ago.
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Speaker 2: You haven't done week. No, I've told you. I've told you.
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Speaker 5: Change it, just just changed.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Or you can add you know, just to
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Speaker 1: add a couple of numbers to the end of it
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Speaker 1: and start. You just got to remember the password, all right. Anyway,
35:29
Speaker 1: enough of that, Who cares, Let's get to the jokes.
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Speaker 1: All right, What are you watching right now on the
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Speaker 1: YouTube there?
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Speaker 2: Weed Man? What are you checking out?
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Speaker 1: Uh?
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Speaker 5: Well, am I watching? I'm watching. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: You don't even you don't even know what you're watching?
35:44
Speaker 2: How's that? Puff?
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Speaker 5: David Letterman?
35:49
Speaker 2: Okay, doesn't get any more relevant to that. Here we go.
35:52
Speaker 1: Big Ben's Lane jokes to League, what is the what
35:55
Speaker 1: is the problem with air dropping a ton of water
35:58
Speaker 1: on the massive wildfires in Greece?
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 1: Well, everyone knows You don't put water on a grease fire.
36:06
Speaker 2: You don't do it.
36:07
Speaker 1: That's surfer Todd, the commity Torod's gonna get the malor
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Speaker 1: met Todd.
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Speaker 2: Todd's gonna be the meet and greet. You've done that learning, Yeah,
36:16
Speaker 2: I almost caught my kitchen on fire. Wow. Hi, that's
36:21
Speaker 2: not good. What does Marcel call someone from Maine? What
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Speaker 2: a maniac?
36:28
Speaker 1: That's Eric in Iowa. What did two percent chance?
36:36
Speaker 2: Or why? Why? Why did two percent chance join a
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Speaker 2: dating service?
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Speaker 5: Why?
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Speaker 1: Because he was promised a three percent success rate with
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Speaker 1: the ladies.
36:46
Speaker 2: That's Mike delca con there there you go.
36:49
Speaker 1: Well, it turns out some some people were upset with
36:54
Speaker 1: the PDA between Justin Herbert and his soon to be
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Speaker 1: wife at practice.
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Speaker 2: Do you see that?
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Speaker 6: No?
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Speaker 2: Why?
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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yea.
37:02
Speaker 1: Apparently even Tony Romo is saying Justin needs to control
37:05
Speaker 1: himself around beer. Yeah.
37:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's a good Joe.
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Speaker 1: That's George in Rochester, Minnesota. That's a solid joke. See
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Speaker 1: the joke is we man Justin Herbert's fiance is a
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Speaker 1: woman with the last name Beer.
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Speaker 2: So you see that, Steve, Oh, that's the joke. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I liked that.
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Speaker 1: You left anyway, Jerry Jones has finally commented on Tony
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Speaker 1: Romo losing possibly losing his TV gig.
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Speaker 2: You see that?
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Speaker 3: Wow?
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Speaker 5: Why?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Well, Jones said he really wasn't worried about Tony Romo
37:38
Speaker 1: because Romo's been sacked plenty of times, so he.
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Speaker 2: Knows how to be saying. That's Joe in Virginia Beach
37:44
Speaker 2: taking at Joe.
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Speaker 1: Why did Tony Romo score over one hundred during his
37:49
Speaker 1: last round of golf?
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Speaker 5: Wow? Why?
37:53
Speaker 2: I guess he needed another driver is what? He needed?
37:56
Speaker 1: A designated that's George in Valdi, Texas. Did you hear
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Speaker 1: Tony Romo is now job hunting after being suspended by CBS.
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 5: Why?
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Speaker 4: Wow?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
38:08
Speaker 6: Wow.
38:08
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate Uber and Lyft have declined to interview him.
38:12
Speaker 5: I don't know why.
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Speaker 1: All right, Michael and Tulsa says White has been like
38:18
Speaker 1: pink chairs?
38:19
Speaker 2: Why because his wife painted them pink? That's why? All right,
38:23
Speaker 2: Here we go, weed man jokes, Here we go, weed
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Speaker 2: man jokes. Why did weed Man hurry to the grocery store? Why? Well,
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Speaker 2: you heard they were having a sale on pot pies.
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Speaker 2: You got excited.
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Speaker 1: You're like, hey, that's Eric in Iowa. What do weed Man,
38:41
Speaker 1: hippie and a baby seal have in common? Why, well
38:46
Speaker 1: they've both been clubbed.
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Speaker 5: Wow.
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Speaker 2: Uh, that's Ken Rory has sent that one in.
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Speaker 1: Why would Why would weed Man be a really good
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Speaker 1: duck hunter? Why he's got a lot of experience.
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Speaker 2: In the weeds in the weeds.
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Speaker 1: That's Brendan from Boston. Thank you Brendan for setting the
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Speaker 1: joke in. Who is to blame for weed Man losing
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Speaker 1: all his teeth? The tooth fairy? You kept trying to
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Speaker 1: get that money weed Man, that's the problem. Mike, Mike
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Speaker 1: the Leprechaun sent that one in, and you can send
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Speaker 1: jokes in care of Benmaller Show at gmail dot com.
39:24
Speaker 1: Send him now, sender to Morrison him the next day.
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Speaker 1: Benmaller Show at gmail dot com.
39:27
Speaker 2: Put jokes in the headlines. Put jokes in the headlines?
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Speaker 2: Did you hear?
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Speaker 1: Dave Roberts has reached out to weed Man to give
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Speaker 1: a motivational speech to the Dodgers, who are on a
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Speaker 1: six game losing streak. Who yeah, yeah, Apparently weed Man
39:39
Speaker 1: said he'll give them some blunt advice at a joint
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Speaker 1: team meeting.
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Speaker 2: That's a Tom all right, Tom and Indiana? Why is
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Speaker 2: weed man going to American Samoa?
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Speaker 5: Wow?
39:53
Speaker 1: Why, well he wants some Samoa money he wants so that's.
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Speaker 5: What we're like.
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Speaker 1: That's Eric, Eric and Iowa who sent that one? And
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Speaker 1: what's the difference. What is the difference between a slow
40:06
Speaker 1: cooker and a weed man?
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 2: Well, one's a.
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Speaker 1: Crock pot and the other is a crackpot. That's Eke
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Speaker 1: and rose Wille, Minnesota. There there you go. What is
40:17
Speaker 1: weed man's favorite type of candy? What gummy bears? Come on, now,
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Speaker 1: that's obvious.
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Speaker 2: That's Michael leppercount. Does weed men get high? Does we
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Speaker 2: men get high in the morning?
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Speaker 5: Yes?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, he doesn't get up before noon, so that's
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Speaker 1: not true. That's Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Like we had
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Speaker 1: Live jokes of the Week, Lime jokes of the Week,
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Speaker 1: Lame jokes of the Week.