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TWR Wednesday | The All-American New Year 2026! · The Whitfield Report

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  just something we have to begrudgingly accept.
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  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
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  Now broadcasting from the right to offend.
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  Media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest
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  in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report Live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Well, happy New Year, ladies and gentlemen.
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  New time, but still on advanced cripple time I guess.
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  But. 15 minutes is where I start going from cripple time to
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  Downey time, Sam. Well, that's that's, that's
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  burnt pizza time, I guess. Well.
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  You know it's not retard time because retards show up early
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  and often. That's true.
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  You go somewhere, there's already retards there waiting.
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  Tell me I'm wrong. You're not.
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  You're not wrong at all. That's.
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  Right. You need to get off of that
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  crippled time and get on that retard time.
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  Sam, it's 2026, current year. Everyone's retarded.
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  We got AI now. We don't have to think think
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  about this. Even more time on retard time.
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  Thinking prevents you from fully merging with the AI Sam, right?
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  Because you're too critical. Yeah.
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  If you want to evolve into the next stage of human consumerist
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  material goods loving, you know, bullshittery, you need to like,
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  stop thinking deep thoughts because Grok will tell you what
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  to think or ChatGPT. If you're on the left.
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  It doesn't matter. We got one for either one.
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  And they'll tell you what to think.
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  And they'll marry you, Sam. Yeah, I am still not that.
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  I am still not that desperate. I mean well it seems like more
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  women are marrying the bot than men or men who get fall into AI
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  delusions seem to no. What?
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  What? Women are marrying themselves.
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  Yeah, The, the, the, the men tend to be like, I'm the
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  Messiah, whereas the women tend to be like, you're my husband,
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  right? Yeah.
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  That's the difference in the interactions of AI delusions
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  between men and women is a man decides he has to start a new
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  religion to worship the AI or something, whereas the woman
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  decides that the AI she must marry it and also her husband
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  should be cool with it. I mean, come on, I'm just
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  talking to the bot guy. This this is not.
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  Gentlemen, gentlemen, if your girlfriend is talking to the the
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  clanker boyfriend, that's not a red flag, that's a Black Flag.
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  Facts. I mean, yeah, that, yeah,
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  that's. Forgotten as as a society, Sam,
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  especially conservatives have forgotten that as much as women
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  can be great and pure and innocent women, we we know men
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  are pigs. Everybody knows that there's men
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  that are pigs, but there's men that are not pigs too, right?
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  There's women that are fucking pigs.
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  Oh yeah. Just, And we're seeing it more
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  than ever with their romance literature about fucking milking
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  Minotaur's Dicks and getting gang banged by tree monsters and
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  all this fucking shit. Yeah, there's a there's a
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  subsection of women that are absolute disgusting pigs.
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  I I actually is that. Misogynist Sam to say am I going
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  to get cancelled for that because they are disgusting
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  fucking pigs. Well, it's funny that you bring
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  this topic up because I actually had a a debate with a chick who
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  she's one of these women who doesn't like James Bond because
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  she thinks that James Bond is a massaging is a misogynist
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  character. Because I guess it's always.
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  Respectful of women, though, he saves them.
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  Yeah, he, he is. And he's only Sam.
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  This is a thing you know about James Bond.
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  He's only attracted to the one woman in the film that is a
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  strong, independent woman. He doesn't like submissive
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  women. He doesn't.
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  He gives them not the time of day.
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  No. He likes strong women who can
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  match him out in the field. And then, yeah, you know, the
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  nature of being a spy takes him somewhere else.
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  And it can never truly be Sam. It's.
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  Unfortunate so my love of his. Country in the Crown supersedes
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  his own emotions. Sam, this is man shit we're
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  talking about. What is this bitch's problem
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  with that? Well, her, well, her problem,
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  her problem is her problem is quote UN quote rape culture.
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  But then you asked. Bond is not a rape.
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  He's many things. He's not a rapist.
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  I've never seen it depicted anywhere that James Bond has
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  sexually assaulted anyone ever. He's prevented several sexual
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  assaults, both on screen and in Novelle.
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  Yes, thank you but point But that aside, the same chick who
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  was complaining of James Bond has no problem with 50 Shades of
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  Grey or Twilight which is like blood sucking like it's it's.
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  No see gateway because they even took that off the table.
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  I don't know if you know this but they drink synthetic blood
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  so they don't even do that. It's just it's just the see.
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  That's why that is literally the gateway drug for this weird
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  women porn shit, because it starts with he's just a vampire
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  and he has cool powers, but also this darkness within him and
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  then that evolves through the darkness gets darker and dark.
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  Next is 50 Shades, which by the way started as Twilight fanfic
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  until she rewrote yes. Now you got women milking
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  minotaurs and let's see, lizard man orgies and all this crazy
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  crap. It all starts with something
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  like Twilight, and I say Twilight specifically because
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  the old Heather Graham novels and Fabio on the cover shit
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  might have been in the same vein.
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  Never got that gross. The fantasy there was he was a
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  cool pirate or he was a cool knight of the crown, or he was a
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  cool Wild West cowboy and and he's handsome and he and it had
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  he's a perfected boyfriend, right.
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  It spends very little time on the sex too.
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  Very little. Won't it?
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  It was. It was never like it was.
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  It was. Sort of like porn.
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  But I would say that that's that's a level of like I
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  understand, you know? Yeah, and.
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  Milking fucking bulls. Well, and all this is the.
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  Number one female romance novel, Sam is a fantasy world where
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  they work for a company that is designed off of milking bulls.
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  Have you heard about this? Have you seen this milking bulls
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  to give the semen to regular men so they can be more bull like as
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  a as a supplement. That's what the story's about.
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  This is the number one woman's romance novel of 2025.
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  That's not. It's very explicit too about the
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  big veiny bull Dicks. That's not weird at all, Yeah.
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  Cantwell's was worse, but it's still pretty fucked up that a
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  lot of women line up around the block to buy the bull Dick
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  thing. Ladies, you're pigs.
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  You might not tell anybody that. Look, if you're a lady that you
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  did that. If you read that book and you
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  find it affected, like I, I understand getting into your
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  your thing too far, but you went too far.
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  You went too far. It's OK.
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  You can bring it back. Bring it back with Jesus.
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  I promise you can bring it back, but man, if you're reading about
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  milking miniatures and drinking their semen, that is not normal.
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  That is like a guy looking at Midget tranny porn.
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  Yeah. If a guy's looking at Midget
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  tranny porn, Sam, you know this. What am I going to say about
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  that kind of thing? I'm going to say you need to
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  stop. Like I I try to be understanding
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  about it because a lot of guys fall down that rabbit hole.
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  In fact, I think we're more understanding than most, even
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  though people see us bully each other.
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  Oh, God, man. Fucking using bullying and
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  fucking camaraderie as a way to fucking get their friends in
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  line. But yeah, I might say, hey, stop
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  touching your Dick, weirdo. You know, it's, by the way, if
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  you're fucking yourself, it's kind of gay.
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  It's kind of gay. Think about that.
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  The dude is touching your Dick sexually.
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  But anyway, you're looking at that kind of stuff.
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  What am I going to say? Find Jesus, get help, try and
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  reduce your problems, right? I'm not going to say you're a
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  ruined person, but but you've crossed the line.
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  You're looking at tranny porn and pooping and whatever crazy
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  crap. It's the same equivalent.
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  You're looking at beastiality, fantasy, obsessed with veins on
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  a penis and jizz. That is a fetish.
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  That is an insane fetish. That is a you should step back
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  and say, how did I get this far? And one thing I would say is can
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  you, if you get to that point, this is what I say to the guys.
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  So I'd say it to the girls too, right?
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  If you get to that point, can you, if you go on a normal date
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  with the person that you find somewhat attractive, can you get
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  to that space if everything works out right and you're
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  having sex with that person without thinking about these
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  sick things? Because usually the answer is
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  no. And that's the problem.
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  You desensitize yourself with this porn shit, and then you're
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  going to have a beautiful lady in front of you and you're going
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  to have to think about like some weird poop.
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  And it's the same for women, by the way, because the husband,
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  the husband's never going to live up to the fantasy boyfriend
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  either. Yeah.
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  In real life, sometimes a guy has to say no for whatever
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  reason. Like I literally cannot
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  physically do this thing or we don't have the money.
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  Like a real husband, a real boyfriend is going to sometimes
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  not be perfect. Well, and and and and and like
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  anatomically, right? If I'm interpreting this right,
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  like anatomically, no man even even if you're well in doubt is
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  going to match up to like a a ball like.
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  Yeah, most men aren't, you know, I'm fine.
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  But like most men, that's just going to be a problem, right?
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  And it's so like they're setting their expectations way too high.
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  You're a freak match. You're a goddamn giant.
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  But yeah, it's, it's weird, right?
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  And like, if you look at the way that they generate AI
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  boyfriends, for example, they'll all make a picture of what their
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  AI boyfriend is. Every one of them is fucking
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  Geralt. Yeah, they might not all have
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  the white hair, but they all look exactly like fucking Geralt
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  of Rivia with the jawline and the fucking scar on the face.
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  You know what's funny is their boyfriends look like what
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  Default Guy makes in video games of themselves, which is
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  basically like me and any other guy with long hair and a beard.
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  They're just flat long hair and a beard on it on the default.
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  Model right? That's what women make their
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  boyfriends. So we're all thinking the same
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  fucking thing, Sam. Except we as men understand that
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  that's the that's the type of look that most women are looking
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  for, and that's why we try to achieve that.
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  Women have decided that even though they know that most men
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  are looking for a certain kind of look, what they should do is
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  change what men are looking for so that they want fat ugly nose
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  pierced women with green hair. Right.
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  And that's. All that happens.
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  But they also, but they also want that they always want the,
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  you know, woman with like who's fat and short, who has like
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  green hair to get, you know, girl of Rivia.
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  Three of them. For her throuple or Oh no wet
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  the two of them for her throuple.
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  Right, right. If a woman ever mentions A
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  throuple, you can kind of smell her at that point.
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  It doesn't smell good. Yeah, yeah.
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  Usually not. Yeah.
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  So, yeah, they all want that guy.
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  They're not going to get that guy because most guys are just
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  not quite, you know, we're not fantasy characters.
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  Kind of like they understand that they're not all fucking
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  Playboy models. They're not.
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  Sorry ladies, even you only fans.
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  Girls, you have to understand all you've done is devalue the
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  fact that you look me. You might look like a Playboy
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  model, but now that's not enough.
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  No, it's. You're you've devalued these
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  women have devalued the the appeal of good looks to such a
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  degree that I don't even think it's repairable.
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  There's a lot of men out there that are.
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  Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've seen Marthius on Twitter
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  saying this very thing that he doesn't care how good you look
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  if you're a hoe. They've.
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  Facts. It it's, it's funny you
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  mentioned the Playboy model thing because they've actually
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  devalued it so much to where like even to even to the Playboy
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  models when it met even the Playboy model.
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  Some of them are too plain now. Chad said start starting a
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  polecule. Exactly.
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  Yeah, you can imagine this. A thruffle smells bad.
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  Think about a polecule. Oh God.
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  I thought outside I won't need somebody that does only fans,
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  period. As a pretty obvious line in the
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  sand to draw too. Like if you sell nudes of
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  yourself. Or hey, maybe you don't sell
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  nudes on. Your Why am I going to invest in
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  a woman if she's not? If she's going to sell herself
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  for 599. Now.
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  Now here. Now, here's a distinct question
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  about that. Let's say that a woman has done.
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  Sorry. Let's say that woman has done
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  only fans in the past, but you know has had like a lifestyle
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  change and doesn't do that anymore.
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  Would you would you date them then?
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  Hypothetically, of course. Is is the account still active
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  #1? No.
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  And what's her body count? I'll say this, Sam, I personally
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  OK wouldn't even be OK with the pictures that Erica Kirk has out
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  of her on her Instagram. I think that they are
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  distastefully too much. I think there's one workout
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  video where she's spreading her legs.
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  That's too much. I can understand.
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  That was all before she met Charlie.
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  But even that to me, first of all, kind of undercuts her image
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  a little bit. And second of all, I just, it's
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  too much for me. I wouldn't date a woman who
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  showed so much skin. Fair enough.
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  I. I understand that you're more
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  accepting of that and then you have friends that have worked
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  at, let's say I don't like to use the term sex work because I
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  think that's actually demeaning. But you've had friends that have
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  done modeling. Sure.
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  And I'm not trying to disrespect them.
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  I'm just saying for my own personal preferences and I I
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  would not ever like if my wife had done modeling like that.
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  I don't know if we would be together.
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  OK, Yeah, that that's, that's fair.
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  My. It's unforgivable for every man.
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  No, absolutely. I think most men would be OK
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  with it actually, if she stopped, if she's moved on, if
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  she's changed. Yeah.
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  Right. For the most men that that would
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  be the line. And that and that's and that and
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  that's fair. I think you were speaking for
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  for yourself. My point in my point in bringing
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  my point in bringing that up Max is, you know, there there's that
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  whole double. There's a whole thing that like
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  Andrew Tate, you know, says we're like, if it, you know, if
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  a woman, you know, is, has done any of that type of stuff, well,
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  they're just a hoe forever or something.
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  Meanwhile, Andrew Tate can't. It's like Andrew Tate impression
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  Sam. He had his can we talk about
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  this? I'm was.
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  Gonna do. I've done breakdowns on boxing
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  before but I've watched the full match now.
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  And Sam, you know, I, I've been talking about when I did the VR
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  boxing in the little gym and there's like 15 year olds in
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  there. Yes, it's VR, but like, what am
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  I doing is coaching the kid? Make sure you keep your guard
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  up. That's what you tell a kid when
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  you're keep your guard up. Keep your guard up.
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  He not only didn't keep his guard up, he didn't have a
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  guard. Sam, in 2026, Andrew Tate is
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  employing the old school. Are you fucking retarded?
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  Wait, so he so he's trying to do like the 1920s like pugilist?
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  Yes and bro just punched right through chase.
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  The more just punches right through because there's this is
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  not a guard. Do you know why they did that
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  Sam? Because they were bare knuckle
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  boxing. Do you know what the difference
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  is? You don't want to punch in the
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  face when you're bare knuckle boxing.
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  You fuck your hands up. Well, yeah.
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  It's it's usually shoulders to waist a lot of that right And
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  you're going like this. That's why they had their up
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  like this. So they can go like this and
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  still block. If you do this in a modern
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  boxing setting, they're going to punch right through your guard
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  like that guy did and make you look like a fucking fool.
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  Andrew Tate, if you could not learn to keep up a guard, you
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  could do cross guard. I think actually for his body
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  type he should have cross guarded.
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  Because he's not very tall and he could, the chase is a little
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  taller and has more reach. So if he'd have cross guarded,
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  he not have got punched in the fucking face.
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  That's more modern guard, but even a more like 50s style block
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  guard. You know, anything.
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  But no, he chose to go. It's the 1920s and we're bare
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  knuckle boxing. And the problem with this is
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  when you see it straight on like this, Sam, what's the problem?
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  Where do you go? I'm blocking everything except
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  what my face. My bride, this is.
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  Wide open, you can punch right through the fucking middle, and
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  that's what the dude did over and over again.
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  Andrew Tate, if you cannot hold your hands up, you shouldn't be
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  in a ring. He, he wants to, he wants to
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  look cool, but that's, you know, that's about, that's about it,
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  it seems. And this isn't a pass for Chase,
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  because his boxing was sloppy. But he did one thing, He held
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  his hands up and he used more than just the jab.
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  He followed through. He did the 1-2.
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  That's all it really takes to win at boxing, especially when
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  you're fighting a bomb like Andrew Tate.
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  Anyway, I was going to do a whole breakdown of it, but then
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  I realized I could just do the quick version on the show.
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  Imagine trying to fight somebody like this, Sam.
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  Great stuff. Yeah, I mean, I mean, listen, I,
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  I'm, I'm glad, I'm glad that that guy got got his, got his
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  ass kicked, because now hopefully people can see, oh,
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  this guy, this guy actually is full of shit, which to be fair,
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  we always knew was true, but you know, well it.
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  Doesn't even matter whether they figure that out or not, to me
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  it's just satisfying to see how blatantly full of shit he is.
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  Because it. Yeah, you want he claims to be a
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  professional fighter. Sam, first thing I find out now
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  that he's in a professional fight, you can look at that
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  stuff. This is I, you notice I've never
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  said I fought professionally. I never did.
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  I fought amateur. Fighting amateur is not that big
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  a deal, he said. He was a professional fighter.
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  This was his first professional fight.
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  So right there, he's a liar. Yeah, he.
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  Had he had a handful, like a dozen or so boxing or I think it
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  was MMA like 20 years ago, well, so did I.
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  Yeah. So did that prove?
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  I'll tell you what it doesn't prove.
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  And when you step into a fucking ring after the 20 years and you
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  can't even hold your hands up, it proves that you're
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  delusional. Sit down, Grandpa.
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  And I'm. Older than him, Sam.
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  I'm older than him. Sit down, Grandpa.
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  Well, I think I think the whole thing with the fight with
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  fighting is I I think a lot there are a lot of these guys
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  out there who because of Joe Rogan in the UFC, they they
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  think that like being a fighter is there in to get into the
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  podcasting world now and so they.
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  Know doesn't fight. He has, but he doesn't.
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  He knows he's an old man, Sam. He knows that it's a young man's
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  just like me. It's a young man's game.
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  And as much as I'd love to have that I talked about this, I'd
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  love to have that one more fight.
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  I'll tell you right now, I'm not going to fucking drop my hands
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  like a fucking idiot. Right.
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  But regardless, they won't let me.
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  I had a heart attack. Getting insured for that kind of
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  things tough, and it's why I understand the drive to want to
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  as an older guy. But look at Joe Rogan.
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  He's not fighting. He wasn't ever really a fighter.
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  He took it up as a hobby. He was a commentator and a
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  comedian. Right one.
• 24:03
  That's your ticket, podcasting. They want to get invited on to
• 24:06
  talk to Joe Rogan. But you notice who does Joe
• 24:08
  Rogan invite on more often than fighters?
• 24:11
  Interesting people. Yes.
• 24:14
  Do something fucking interesting and you'll get on Joe Rogan.
• 24:17
  Exactly. Be interesting.
• 24:19
  Exactly. Not like me, I'm boring as shit.
• 24:23
  I ain't going to get on that show.
• 24:24
  But I know that that's the ticket.
• 24:27
  You get on to Joe Rogan by being interesting because then Joe
• 24:30
  want to talk to you. You got to make you got to make
• 24:33
  it like Joe might want to talk to you.
• 24:35
  And most of these guys have the personality of paper sand.
• 24:39
  We'll see. We'll see, Max.
• 24:42
  Native paper, paper, sand. That's their personality type.
• 24:47
  We'll see. Max, here's the thing.
• 24:49
  You might not be, you might, you might not be interesting.
• 24:53
  You might not be interesting enough for Joe Rogan, but you're
• 24:57
  too interesting for Tucker Carlson because Tucker Carlson
• 25:02
  now will have like, he'll, he'll have anyone on unless they're
• 25:06
  too interested. Well.
• 25:10
  Also, I'm not homosexual enough as I understand it.
• 25:16
  Well. Like somewhere on the fence
• 25:18
  about that and. I'm Yeah, well, yeah, I'm.
• 25:20
  Straight as an arrow. So it's a, you know, it's a
• 25:22
  problem. Tucker wouldn't want to talk to
• 25:23
  me. Well, there there's.
• 25:25
  Well, there's that. There's that too.
• 25:30
  Be intimidated. You know, this is a problem, as
• 25:32
  Tucker's realized in his old age.
• 25:34
  I'm not saying Tucker's gay, by the way, Sam.
• 25:36
  What I am saying is, is that he's intimidated by a straight
• 25:39
  man, so he's got to have Nick Fuentes on.
• 25:45
  Well, he. Feels comfortable around like
• 25:47
  little, you know, wimpy pencil neck geeks, right?
• 25:52
  Right. Especially if he knows they suck
• 25:55
  Dick. And we all know Vic Fuentes
• 25:56
  probably sucked a bunch of Dick. Oh well, he's well.
• 26:02
  He's the, you know, he's the. King of the Cat Boys.
• 26:06
  Yeah, he's the Cowboy King. The tranny porn connoisseur
• 26:11
  himself, Mr. Krabs 9000 Sam. So we know all about him.
• 26:20
  And we know also further that all Nazis like actual Nazis.
• 26:26
  Now, I understand that there's this, like people get weirded
• 26:30
  out by that word now and they think that I'm like a leftist.
• 26:33
  I don't mean because you criticized Israel.
• 26:36
  I don't mean because you voted for Trump.
• 26:38
  I don't mean because you don't use pronouns when I say Nazis, I
• 26:44
  mean the motherfuckers that are like edgelords pretending that
• 26:47
  they're National Socialists wearing arm bands on ironically
• 26:52
  healing Hitler and all this, this, this type of thing that is
• 26:57
  100% of the time a cover for them being gay, in my
• 27:02
  experience. Well, I mean it seems.
• 27:06
  Like Nick Fuentes, Richard Spencer, Mike Enoch again and
• 27:12
  again. And Milo at one point was doing
• 27:15
  that bit. Then he's not gay.
• 27:17
  That's because he's not a Nazi. You have to become straight
• 27:20
  again to come back from it. Sam, Once you go Nazi, it's like
• 27:25
  you can't unsuck a Dick. You can't unhail a Hitler.
• 27:29
  Well, although. Although Milo lately has become
• 27:36
  like so obsessed over calling everyone else gay and if you I.
• 27:39
  Don't know. Sam, the Hail Hitler itself is
• 27:44
  meant for a gay guy, right? It's the first move into sucking
• 27:47
  a Dick. You got to bring the hips in.
• 27:52
  Yeah. That's why they do that.
• 27:55
  It's their secret way of Nazi saying that they're gay and
• 27:58
  they're open for business. Well.
• 28:03
  How? Why do you get shit?
• 28:06
  I'm making fun of Nazis and I get shit thrown at me now.
• 28:10
  This is too much. I got shit stuck in my hair,
• 28:13
  Sam. It's hot sauce from Taco Bell.
• 28:21
  It's not even hot. It's mild.
• 28:23
  This is bullshit. So you got you got mild sauce
• 28:28
  thrown at you. Speaking of.
• 28:32
  You saw that video I posted this week?
• 28:36
  Yes, I, I I did. What was the video about?
• 28:44
  Well you you posted a couple but but as I understand Max you, you
• 28:53
  enjoy eating faggots. What?
• 28:55
  No, I just posted a video of a commercial from England entitled
• 29:01
  Hello Faggot Lovers. Yeah, I mean.
• 29:08
  Well. As as I.
• 29:10
  You said that made you have questions and I've actually
• 29:13
  figured out, and I'm going to spring this one on you.
• 29:16
  I figured out how to answer your questions.
• 29:19
  I have a video for you. I'm going to link you right now,
• 29:23
  and I want to see your reaction when as you learn about this
• 29:28
  subject. Is that OK?
• 29:32
  Yeah, I'm going to get that prepared because it's over here.
• 29:41
  Keep it going, champion. And yeah, we also, we're going
• 29:46
  to be covering Maduro here too. Speaking of, Speaking of, I
• 29:55
  mean. We're talking faggot Sam Guy.
• 30:01
  Delicious, nutritious faggot. Oh.
• 30:04
  My. God, what?
• 30:05
  The girl's a faggot. Well, I mean, it does tie in.
• 30:15
  I set the link. Sam, this is breaking news we
• 30:19
  have to cover here. And since you had questions, I
• 30:23
  saw that, but I waited for the show to answer it You.
• 30:27
  Brought this on, pawn yourself. I.
• 30:31
  Brought it upon himself, that's true.
• 30:34
  I just wanted to, I just wanted to know if they were delicious.
• 30:37
  That was my question. Oh, you're about to find out,
• 30:41
  Sammy boy. Well, I, I wanted, I wanted to
• 30:50
  know first, have you ever had one, Max?
• 30:54
  No what? The fuck?
• 31:02
  So so you the. Internet sprung that shit on me.
• 31:07
  So, so you, so, so you. You've never, you've never.
• 31:12
  You had a You had a faggot that. No, of course not.
• 31:18
  I'm not British. Oh God, just for the.
• 31:28
  Yeah, only British people eat faggots, Sam thought.
• 31:31
  Everybody knew that. Well then, no wonder.
• 31:37
  Well then, no wonder Milo came to the US then.
• 31:44
  Probably didn't probably didn't want to get Ian.
• 31:50
  Let's see. So yeah, I guess we're.
• 31:55
  Yeah, I need you to like This will teach you all about
• 31:59
  faggots. You know, the faggot king here
• 32:05
  over to him used to tell me about faggots.
• 32:06
  You've got like starting now because this is a cookery
• 32:08
  program. You see, you've got 30 seconds
• 32:11
  to explain to me all about faggots, all about Black Country
• 32:14
  cooking, right? Without mentioning the word
• 32:15
  Black Country once. That should get him going.
• 32:18
  Faggots in the black in the Black Country.
• 32:22
  This. Is in the Backcountry, Sam.
• 32:26
  Yeah, with it. Faggots and peas.
• 32:30
  OK. That should be very exciting how
• 32:32
  we go. Yes, well, I'll try that now
• 32:34
  here in the the area, as I say, we are very famous for our
• 32:37
  faggots and peas and in this in this particular area of the
• 32:41
  Black Country. That's one.
• 32:43
  The faggots and peas are as though like Yorkshire pudding is
• 32:47
  to Yorkshire and we're very proud of the traditional Black
• 32:51
  Country food of faggots and peas, right?
• 32:54
  Faggots and peas, as created by the King are precisely that.
• 33:00
  They are wonderful, wonderful things, and they're so
• 33:02
  wonderful. I'm going to have a little taste
• 33:05
  of them if I may. Oh my God, he's eating a fag.
• 33:10
  Or he will be. I really love.
• 33:16
  Their. Faggot.
• 33:17
  Faggot manufacturer and faggot eater always of course, wears a
• 33:20
  silk very tie, a neatly double breasted blazer, stuff like
• 33:23
  that. Because it's traditional is the
• 33:25
  right stage tradition here. Thank you very much indeed,
• 33:27
  Richard Ow. Burn himself on a hot faggot,
• 33:33
  Sam. They love it when I do things
• 33:36
  out there. You know I had a late.
• 33:37
  Night the gravy all over himself.
• 33:39
  Wait, there we are. I just have a new plate, a new
• 33:42
  plate and a new bit of gravy. Even that's hot.
• 33:44
  They're they're really trying to sabotage me today.
• 33:47
  Do you know in the sink over there, you won't believe this.
• 33:49
  You've got about 11 plates of half eaten faggots because I
• 33:52
  haven't been too successful this morning after doing the simple
• 33:54
  tasks of, you know, spooning delicious mushy peas onto a
• 33:58
  plate, very simple round plate with a wonderful faggot on it.
• 34:00
  I mean, Mike, cook them and I can't even serve them.
• 34:02
  It's quite extraordinary. Listen, why do you, on the other
• 34:05
  hand, give up that glittering career in London as as a chef
• 34:08
  with sort of nouvelle cuisine, sort of to come down here and
• 34:11
  and cook the humble faggot? Well, what's wrong with that?
• 34:13
  So I I mean, they don't, they don't look that bad.
• 34:19
  Sam's intrigued by the faggots. Keep watching, they'll show you
• 34:23
  what they're made of. Sam, I don't want to spoil.
• 34:27
  If I don't see anything wrong with going back here to my roots
• 34:29
  here in the Black Country and keeping alive the two
• 34:33
  traditional faggots and peas that we're all very proud of in
• 34:35
  the area. A nice faggot here.
• 34:38
  Pushy peas come back from a hard day's work.
• 34:40
  Nice drop of real ale from the the Black Country.
• 34:43
  And what's any better than that? Can be a lot better, Craig.
• 34:46
  I do What, though? There's a divergent, if I had my
• 34:51
  divergent, of opinions. I mean, Richard makes his
• 34:53
  faggots differently from the Floyd family in Somerset.
• 34:56
  Very worrying indeed. Look, dear boy, I'm sorry about
• 34:59
  this. Let's pop that out the way, will
• 35:01
  you? I must get down to some real
• 35:02
  work. Look, explain all of this.
• 35:04
  But first of all, look at the ingredients.
• 35:06
  Richard. The call, or they call it Kellab
• 35:08
  here. This is a lovely fatty tissue
• 35:09
  which surrounds the liver. Some bread crumbs, some lights
• 35:14
  normally given to dogs. It shouldn't be some liver, some
• 35:18
  onions, some heart and some sage.
• 35:21
  Now where I come from this could be heresy.
• 35:23
  We take the whole of the pig's pluck and of course a well
• 35:26
  plucked pig leaves nothing but the Squire.
• 35:29
  OK, work it out in the back of The Sunday Times there.
• 35:31
  How do you spell it? And we poach it, first of all
• 35:35
  with a sage in the onion. Then we mince it when it's
• 35:37
  cooked and wrap it in the call. I believe you pronounce that
• 35:40
  pouch but the British. Yeah, so I just wanted to
• 35:45
  explain, Sam, you understand now that they get their meat and
• 35:49
  they they wrap it in intestines and that's how you make a
• 35:52
  faggot. I mean, that's kind of, I
• 35:59
  believe they call that sausage over here.
• 36:01
  Well, yes, but like, it's a specific, you know, it's a
• 36:04
  faggot. It's made from wrapping meat in
• 36:07
  intestines. Yeah.
• 36:11
  That's fucking nasty. Well, how well, How would you
• 36:18
  know more? Have you ever Have you ever
• 36:20
  tried one? He heard.
• 36:23
  He heard liver and onions. It sounds nasty.
• 36:30
  I mean, I, I mean, I've had, I've had liver and onions.
• 36:34
  I I actually love LeBron, liver and onions.
• 36:38
  Well, maybe you might fancy trying a faggot.
• 36:44
  Who knows? If you ever go to England, it's
• 36:48
  now mandatory you have to. Yeah, well, there there's still
• 36:54
  any will, there's still any wheelchair ramps anywhere in
• 36:57
  England, So I don't think I'll be getting there anytime soon.
• 37:01
  Oh man, so they're faggots? Aren't you're accessible?
• 37:06
  Apparently apparently not. Doesn't he has the whole
• 37:13
  ingredients raw, minces them raw like I'm going to do now, you
• 37:16
  know, with a spong in my heart. You won't know what a spong is,
• 37:20
  don't you? And you mince away for hours and
• 37:23
  hours and hours and hours and hours.
• 37:24
  Till. Finally, you end with a lovely
• 37:27
  dish of raw minced lights, heart, liver and stuff like
• 37:31
  that. The sage is in there, the onions
• 37:34
  in there, bread crumbs are in there.
• 37:36
  You take a piece of this Kel, as they call it up there or call,
• 37:39
  as we call it down in summer, is that you put a little dollop on.
• 37:45
  Don't be afraid to use your hands.
• 37:46
  It is lovely to play with this sort of stuff.
• 37:48
  It's a bit like being a Potter, I suppose.
• 37:50
  Or even if you like a bricklayer.
• 37:52
  I mean, sometimes I think I'm a kind of a, an, a gastronomic
• 37:55
  bricklayer. You take the ingredients you mix
• 37:58
  them to. So the birds love to play with
• 38:00
  with their food to apparel. Help.
• 38:05
  I mean, he likes to sing while he's rolling a faggot.
• 38:13
  Oh. Together.
• 38:16
  Oh, wait for the last one dish, please.
• 38:18
  Very much indeed. You put that in your little dish
• 38:21
  and he's no further fat. Whack it in the oven.
• 38:23
  Whack it in the oven. Dear boy, could you?
• 38:25
  That's very kind. And Can you imagine?
• 38:26
  You come home from a really hard day's work and find a room
• 38:29
  smelling of lovely hot faggots? No joke contending.
• 38:34
  You ever come home and you know your room was smelling of lovely
• 38:38
  hot faggot Sam? Never.
• 38:45
  No, I'm too. I'm too American.
• 38:50
  Yeah, hi, YouTube, How you doing tonight?
• 38:55
  Well, I mean this this did come from YouTube.
• 38:59
  We're discussing it. Fine dish made in England.
• 39:04
  I don't know. We're discussing British fine
• 39:07
  dining. Yeah, like I, Sam, I'm telling
• 39:11
  you, the idea of a faggot is stomach turning to me like it
• 39:15
  makes me sick. Faggots make me sick just
• 39:17
  looking at them. But I understand that, you know,
• 39:21
  for a certain type of especially British people, they look
• 39:24
  delicious, like they see faggots and they want to gobble them up
• 39:27
  immediately. And that's OK, you know, it's
• 39:31
  2026. Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 39:40
  I can't wait for, I can't wait for me to matters to take this
• 39:44
  out of context, although they're not around anyone.
• 39:50
  What you don't think? Now that you know more about
• 39:53
  faggots, would you partake in a faggot?
• 39:58
  Probably not like the. Traditional style with maybe
• 40:01
  peas and gravy. No, I do like.
• 40:14
  I do like. I'll tell you what I do like is
• 40:17
  Bratwurst so. Fair enough, also kill bosses
• 40:25
  quite good. Oh my God, Kaboss is Kaboss is
• 40:30
  the bomb. You see, Sam, what happened is,
• 40:34
  is the Brits just cut out the middleman.
• 40:36
  See, we all call sausages and then every time you reference a
• 40:39
  different sausage, somebody out there thinks of a penis.
• 40:42
  They're just cutting out the middleman and calling the
• 40:45
  sausage faggots so that you immediate you don't even have to
• 40:48
  have that discussion anymore. Well, you know.
• 40:56
  The thinking of faggots. How's Maduro this week?
• 41:01
  Apparently he's. Bet you he could use a nice
• 41:04
  faggots and peas meal where he's at nice well with his cell
• 41:09
  coming back to his cell and it's smelling of nice warm faggots.
• 41:14
  Well, I mean, I mean, if you've seen in any of the AI edits,
• 41:17
  Max, that then some of those edits, Maduro is sharing a cell
• 41:22
  with Diddy. That's fitting.
• 41:28
  And, and, and one of the jokes is the government confiscated my
• 41:35
  oil. Oil too.
• 41:37
  Wait, isn't Luigi there too? Is this Gotham?
• 41:40
  Is this Arkham Asylum? Yeah, yeah, I I think that I
• 41:45
  think that Luigi is there too. Rikers is now is literally
• 41:51
  Arkham Asylum for the craziest super villains of the world.
• 41:55
  Well, and, and, and Trump did say, and Trump did say it was
• 41:58
  Batman back in 2016. He admitted he admitted to it.
• 42:02
  Max. Do do I need, do I need to pull?
• 42:08
  I think I I think I need to pull that clip up.
• 42:14
  My son, I said. I said, look, I'm Batman.
• 42:16
  And he said no, dad, you're just a human.
• 42:20
  I was like, but Batman is just a human, too.
• 42:23
  And he's like, yeah, but you're just a human, Dad.
• 42:30
  My soul was crushed. I mean, I mean Batman.
• 42:35
  Batman has a son now, so you know.
• 42:39
  Oh my God, I'm not going to spoil that, but dude, that's not
• 42:43
  the one to bring up Batman's son Damien, huh?
• 42:48
  Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. I just triggered a bunch of
• 42:51
  people but I mean. Because Damian Wayne is dead.
• 42:55
  So when you talk about Batman as a dad, he's not a great one.
• 43:00
  Well, I mean. Killed by the Joker.
• 43:03
  I mean, listen, I, I, I never said that Batman was a good dad.
• 43:09
  No, Bruce Wayne's a hoe ow he only had a son because he like,
• 43:17
  couldn't resist fucking one of the villains.
• 43:19
  Talia True. I know.
• 43:25
  He. He is a villain, Sam, and he
• 43:29
  fucked her and had a kid. Batman's a hoe.
• 43:33
  Oh yeah, he's all fighting for justice until he sees a nice set
• 43:36
  of tits or whatever. He been trying to fuck Catwoman.
• 43:41
  He been trying to fuck Poison Ivy.
• 43:43
  He been trying to fuck them all. Sam Batman is a hoe.
• 43:52
  That's why you all like them. You wish.
• 44:00
  You're like, I want to fight villains and then bang all the
• 44:03
  hot ones. Baby.
• 44:09
  See I like spider man. He had his one hot 1.
• 44:12
  He wasn't even black cat. He's not really trying to bang
• 44:15
  her, she's just like overly flirtatious with him and he's a
• 44:19
  uncomfortable autistic nerd. He ain't like Batman.
• 44:23
  Batman. Literally every female villain
• 44:27
  He has at least hinted at that and there's even in the one
• 44:31
  animated movie of the Killing Joke where they suggest that he
• 44:34
  fucks Batgirl. Barbara Gordon.
• 44:38
  Yeah, yeah. Which is?
• 44:40
  That's a little over the top even from me.
• 44:44
  Yeah, and then they had a comic where they showed you the bat
• 44:47
  Dick and it wasn't even impressive.
• 44:51
  You see that one? Yeah, well, that's.
• 44:54
  That's what gave them a little bit of shrinkage.
• 44:56
  Yeah. Well, well, that's what, that's
• 44:59
  what the billion dollars is for, I guess.
• 45:04
  And they didn't even show Joker's Dick to compare.
• 45:08
  Oh my God. If you're going to show Batman's
• 45:11
  Dick, like the whole thing is Batman and Joker right?
• 45:15
  So you should have showed Joker's Dick to compare and it
• 45:18
  should be a micro Dick. Why did?
• 45:21
  Why would we even want to see that at all?
• 45:24
  I. Didn't.
• 45:25
  But I'm just saying if you're trying to make a point by
• 45:28
  showing Batman's Dick, then the point should be to compare it to
• 45:32
  the Joker's Dick. And then the joke is that the
• 45:35
  Joker's Dick is small. You see, it's a joke.
• 45:38
  Well, listen the joke. He would like that because it's
• 45:41
  a joke, Sam. Then he'd probably kill me.
• 45:47
  Yeah. What, you can't You can't see a
• 45:52
  Dick comedy joke without feeling weird, Sam?
• 45:55
  What you want to talk about it? I mean, no, I'm I'm just like
• 45:58
  the I'm just like the Joker like fell in a depending on the
• 46:03
  interpretation, the Joker like fell into a a vast accident.
• 46:08
  So like, yeah, that probably has like a.
• 46:11
  Tripping balls and sometimes when guys trip balls they get
• 46:15
  gay. And he got gay for Batman, but
• 46:19
  he's triple ball so he doesn't know how to express it.
• 46:21
  So he just like, tries to kill everybody.
• 46:26
  So maybe so so that that totally explains them like why the
• 46:32
  gripers are obsessed with the Joker that.
• 46:35
  Right, because he's a closet home.
• 46:37
  I mean, God, how many of these people that they look up to the
• 46:41
  bad guys, Do I have to explain to young men that are that were
• 46:45
  literally written as closet characters?
• 46:49
  We got Patrick Bateman, now we're talking about the Joker.
• 46:52
  Do you guys understand what a closet character is?
• 46:56
  I guess we've moved on and now everybody gets to come out and
• 46:59
  have a big parade, Stranger Things.
• 47:02
  And so now people forget that closet was a thing.
• 47:11
  I I mean. I just for the record, want to
• 47:13
  say I do like girls. Stranger Things.
• 47:17
  I do like girls and it's OK, Sam, I'm coming out right now.
• 47:23
  I I'm I'm coming out too as straight.
• 47:26
  Hey girl, especially my wife. What?
• 47:33
  You're. What do you think, you guys, you
• 47:35
  actually like watched it? What do you think that that's
• 47:37
  one of the major plot points? It's fucking.
• 47:42
  Stupid. Of of like Stranger Things or
• 47:47
  just. Yeah, you know that like second
• 47:48
  to last episode is that Will comes out as gay to everyone and
• 47:53
  they hug him, right? And he says I don't like girls.
• 48:00
  That that's it. It's it's woke bullshit.
• 48:04
  She had things to say, unfortunately, guys, apologies
• 48:08
  about the sandwich maker's review, but like, pens a mom and
• 48:12
  she has a baby. That's what happened.
• 48:15
  All right. If everybody wants to know, we
• 48:16
  got last minute baby stuff come up.
• 48:19
  Unfortunate if they had a lot to say about it.
• 48:22
  Some people might have thought that she's a big fan not of this
• 48:26
  ending actually. And I'm I would love to get them
• 48:29
  back to talk about it, but she might have some stuff to say if
• 48:33
  we want to talk about Stranger Things was a thing.
• 48:35
  Sure. I mean, sure.
• 48:38
  If you had any thoughts. So I I basically just spoiled
• 48:42
  it, Sam, but one of the big plot points is that Will comes out as
• 48:46
  gay to literally all the major characters in the second to last
• 48:50
  episode before he battled. He has to do this, Sam, because
• 48:53
  that's yeah that Vecna's feeding off of.
• 48:57
  I, I haven't, I actually haven't watched like stranger things,
• 49:01
  like all the way through, but I do know about, I do know about
• 49:04
  the ending because of. It's not enticing to you.
• 49:08
  Are you going to watch it? No, it it it kind of like even
• 49:13
  as even as Norma kind of kills like my my interest in like
• 49:17
  watching the in like kind of like falling through the show,
• 49:20
  since I know that this is kind of where like, you know, winds
• 49:25
  up. And also like I I was talking to
• 49:27
  some of my friends who who like are gay and none of them like
• 49:33
  have none. Of them, we haven't talked all
• 49:37
  week. We've been busy, right?
• 49:39
  Because I've been saying the same thing very blatantly.
• 49:42
  I have gay friends that don't think that that scene is good.
• 49:46
  No, it's. It's not.
• 49:47
  Especially a lot of lesbians have pointed out that the
• 49:50
  they're, they handle the lesbian coming out really well in that
• 49:54
  she comes out to a guy, right, because he's hitting on her,
• 50:00
  right? She's like, hey, you're barking
• 50:03
  up the wrong tree. They said that's pretty normal
• 50:05
  for 80s if you're a lesbian, right?
• 50:08
  Yeah. And you came out to everyone in
• 50:11
  town like that. First of all, they all said the
• 50:14
  same thing. Not everybody would have an
• 50:16
  immediate positive reaction. Even if it isn't a negative
• 50:18
  reaction, They'd have a shock. Somebody would have a shock
• 50:21
  reaction or not want to talk about it.
• 50:23
  And they said not including that alone makes it weird.
• 50:27
  Right and right there there was that, but but also like.
• 50:32
  And that the acting is bad. But all yeah, also also none of
• 50:36
  my gay friends have like cried out oh, I don't like girls or.
• 50:40
  Yeah, no gay guy ever said. That it's it's it's so.
• 50:44
  Weird and pathetic and sad. It, it, you know, it's, it's
• 50:48
  more like, it's more like, hey man, you know, like, like, you
• 50:54
  know, I'm not really into, you know.
• 50:57
  Let me tell you about one of my best friends from back in the
• 51:00
  day and how I found out he was gay.
• 51:03
  So I worked with this guy for years.
• 51:05
  We used to go to football games, concerts, all kinds of shit.
• 51:09
  This was my bro. And then one day I was walking
• 51:11
  in and I noticed that on the bottom of his fucking car, he
• 51:14
  had a little pink triangle bumper sticker.
• 51:17
  And I was like, what are you, a faggot?
• 51:19
  And he was like, yeah, what of it?
• 51:23
  I was like, I guess nothing because I, I never fucking knew
• 51:27
  that. And he wasn't hiding it.
• 51:28
  He's just a normal fucking guy. And I in the end he's like,
• 51:33
  yeah, I don't know. I never fucking.
• 51:34
  I don't make a point to tell everybody because I'm basically
• 51:37
  just like a normal bro. But I'd like Dick.
• 51:41
  And it's like, OK, well, I can respect that, right?
• 51:43
  Because he's not flaunting it in your face.
• 51:45
  And he knows that I don't like that, right?
• 51:48
  So he never hit on me. He never made me uncomfortable.
• 51:52
  And yeah, there. It's perfectly fine to be a gay
• 51:55
  guy like that. There's no as a matter of fact,
• 51:58
  modern gays would tell him he's like a cock or something because
• 52:01
  he's not like in everybody's face.
• 52:03
  Right. Yeah.
• 52:05
  But he just wanted to watch the sports game and fucking make
• 52:08
  jokes and play video games like the rest of us.
• 52:11
  He just happened to be attracted to men.
• 52:14
  Yeah. And I I've, I've always said I
• 52:16
  have no, I have no problem if that's if that's your thing.
• 52:19
  He ain't crying about it. He was just like, yeah, of
• 52:22
  course. Yeah, the yeah, the the the
• 52:25
  thing where like the thing where.
• 52:28
  He said, he said. I thought it was funny.
• 52:30
  You didn't know. Yeah, I I don't know the the
• 52:39
  stranger, the stranger things. Oh, you.
• 52:41
  Didn't know. Seen just like, that's one of
• 52:45
  those things that like, reeks of like modern day.
• 52:49
  Now that is the thing Sam and if you if I want to give her an
• 52:54
  opportunity to to rant on this one since she.
• 52:56
  Has, sure, but. I want to give the audience A
• 52:58
  primer. I'm going to give the sort of
• 53:01
  spoiler of that. They both did not like it.
• 53:05
  Penn as well and everybody knows that she leans more on the
• 53:08
  liberal side of things. Generally speaking, although
• 53:10
  she's not particularly political from her perspective.
• 53:13
  She didn't like it. And it's not about the oh, it's
• 53:16
  woke or anything like that. She I'll, I'll, I'll paraphrase
• 53:20
  because her and I talked a little about it.
• 53:21
  She thought that the writing was piss poor and that they were.
• 53:24
  They were over promised and under delivered.
• 53:26
  Real simple criticisms that anybody could have of a show,
• 53:29
  right? Yeah.
• 53:31
  Well, absolutely, that's what they were going to talk about.
• 53:35
  But if you want to have the floor, you may talk about
• 53:39
  Stranger Things Season 5. Because you, yeah, I actually, I
• 53:44
  actually am curious about Maxine's perspective.
• 53:54
  Mike's like, in the way anyway. Oh God.
• 54:01
  Disappointing. Definitely.
• 54:03
  When did you first feel, because I remember you watched the
• 54:07
  volume one drop of episodes and you were fine with it.
• 54:12
  So it's volume to which is where the gay drop happens.
• 54:15
  But it's not just that that you had a problem with, right?
• 54:19
  No, there was. A lot.
• 54:23
  One big thing that you complained, I'm trying to help
• 54:26
  you 'cause it seems like you want to collect your thoughts,
• 54:28
  was you complaining about the lack of what he's traditionally
• 54:31
  been the main character, which is 11.
• 54:34
  Yeah, so that was I'm, I'm trying to like, think of the
• 54:38
  things that Penn and I went over 'cause my God, have we talked
• 54:42
  about it? And it's.
• 54:44
  Yeah, 11 was always the focal point, the focus point, because
• 54:51
  she's the one that sent Henry into, we now know was actually
• 54:57
  like Dimension X or the Abyss as they call it, which I don't get
• 55:01
  why they keep changing the name. Wasn't it like the upside down
• 55:05
  world or something before? I'll get into that.
• 55:09
  That's all. Yeah, they dropped that.
• 55:11
  The Upside Down is actually just a connection portal type thing,
• 55:15
  but to another another world. Yeah, interesting.
• 55:20
  Well, which is a big lower drop for the series because you
• 55:23
  didn't even know that, right? So dimension X is where she
• 55:26
  initially sent Henry and then Dr. Brunner AKA Papa when she
• 55:34
  was the only experiment left alive because Henry killed them
• 55:37
  all. Used her to try and find Henry
• 55:42
  because he wanted to get him back because he wanted to keep
• 55:44
  his experiments. And that's kind of when the
• 55:47
  Upside Down was formed and they drop in season 5 that Brenner
• 55:51
  actually created this type of dark matter ball sciency shit.
• 55:57
  And it basically created this wormhole that connected
• 56:02
  dimension X or the abyss to the Upside down to Hawkins.
• 56:06
  So you could go through Hawkins into the Upside Down, and you
• 56:09
  can go through the Upside Down into dimension X.
• 56:13
  Right, which would be a cool it's yeah, that's a cool lower
• 56:17
  drop. But it like you were guys were
• 56:19
  pointing out, it focused on character stories.
• 56:22
  It added a lot of characters in a lot of stories and promised
• 56:26
  you a big resolution. Here's my problem.
• 56:28
  Here's here's a really, really big problem.
• 56:30
  I'm going to, I'm just going to like go through all of it.
• 56:32
  It's not going to be in order, but it's in my head.
• 56:34
  I got to get it out, sure. Spoiler warning because we've
• 56:39
  already spoiled shit. Spoiler alert, from here on out
• 56:43
  I'm going to be talking about the entire thing from start to
• 56:47
  finish from Volume 1, I mean sorry, Volume to to the end of
• 56:50
  the finale. So all of a sudden Holly is like
• 56:57
  a focus point. Why never gets answered.
• 57:02
  We don't understand why. Why does he need 12 kids?
• 57:07
  Because he ends up taking 12 children from Hawkins.
• 57:11
  Now he goes through a little explanation about how cuz
• 57:15
  they're weak and they're easy to manipulate, cuz they're children
• 57:18
  so you can easily mold their minds, blah blah blah.
• 57:21
  OK, yeah, sure, that makes sense.
• 57:23
  But why do you need 12 of them? Now, anyone who has watched
• 57:28
  Stranger Things, you know, in season 4, you, you get it Like a
• 57:33
  a big fucking clue about him. Because that's when the clock
• 57:37
  comes into play, right? The clock.
• 57:40
  How many numbers are on a clock? 1212 The number of chimes 4 like
• 57:50
  was significant to the number of gates that Vecna opened, which
• 57:54
  then divided Hawkins into four and created the zone of the
• 57:58
  giant wall. And so it's like, OK, numbers
• 58:02
  are important. They never tell you why they
• 58:04
  need why he needed twelve kids. Never tells you why he needed
• 58:09
  those 12 kids. You.
• 58:11
  See you got my wife schizo posting about your show because
• 58:14
  you didn't give proper answers. 12 chimes on the clock.
• 58:20
  You never answered What are the bad What does it all mean and.
• 58:24
  And tell me, tell me. OK, first of all, Karen Wheeler,
• 58:27
  fucking badass mom of the fucking year, OK?
• 58:31
  Demogorgon breaks into the house, is trying to kidnap her
• 58:35
  daughter. What does this bitch do?
• 58:38
  Grabs a wine bottle off the counter, smashes it, holds it
• 58:43
  up, and she's like, not my daughter and she just attacks
• 58:46
  the fucking shit out of it. She gets clawed the fuck up
• 58:51
  because I don't know, Demogorgans are like 7 to 8 feet
• 58:56
  tall. Their faces open up into like
• 59:00
  these flower like Venus fly traps with tons.
• 59:04
  Of and they can take infinite, you know, military rifle round,
• 59:10
  but what they can't take is a wine bomb with a wine.
• 59:13
  Glass yeah, apparent, yeah, 'cause that made made it bleed
• 59:16
  and eventually die. And I'm like, you literally had
• 59:20
  like 80 soldiers, 3 demogorgons, 3, three and they are blasting
• 59:31
  the fuck out of these things and they they're perfectly fine and
• 59:35
  they end up taking all the kids and I'm like.
• 59:37
  Cat lady power bro. But the wine bottle?
• 59:40
  Wine moms are. In but it's still it's still
• 59:42
  fucking cool because it definitely gave me.
• 59:45
  A boss pitch, Sam. It definitely gave me like Molly
• 59:48
  Weasley vibes because in the final Harry Potter, when she
• 59:52
  goes after Bellatrix, she's like, not my daughter, you
• 59:56
  bitch, and then totally blasts her gave me those.
• 59:58
  And there was a couple like Harry Potter vibe references
• 1:00:01
  that I got that which I know aren't really references to the
• 1:00:05
  80s. I think that's just kind of like
• 1:00:06
  millennial stuff and. Harry Potter, Sam, See we can
• 1:00:09
  all connect it back. British like faggots.
• 1:00:13
  Yes. Anyway, yeah, so all of a sudden
• 1:00:19
  you you find out that they're doing these things called
• 1:00:22
  crawls. So they are waiting for the
• 1:00:26
  military cause the military. Not like creepy crawls, just
• 1:00:29
  regular crawls. Shut the fuck.
• 1:00:32
  Wait, so like so like Moore and I then basically?
• 1:00:36
  Oh no, you guys are creepy crawling.
• 1:00:40
  So the military keeps. Going into.
• 1:00:44
  Keeps going into this gate because they actually, and
• 1:00:47
  here's another thing, we don't know how this happened either.
• 1:00:50
  They actually created and built an entire functioning lab inside
• 1:00:56
  the Upside Down where they are conducting more experience
• 1:01:00
  experiments continuing off of Brenner's.
• 1:01:03
  Experiments. I figured that they harnessed
• 1:01:04
  the most powerful thing in the Netflix universe, which is
• 1:01:08
  homosexuality, and that's what powers the lab.
• 1:01:11
  Jesus Christ, but anytime that they go into the upside down the
• 1:01:18
  the group basically uses this is cool tool.
• 1:01:21
  They cool too. They use the radio tower at the
• 1:01:24
  station and they deliver their messages through that.
• 1:01:28
  You know, they have their own little way of going and they'll
• 1:01:32
  go into the Upside Down. They're trying to find Vec now.
• 1:01:35
  Now here's the thing. Every single time they've gone
• 1:01:38
  in, they keep complaining about the fact that they're not seeing
• 1:01:40
  anything. No demogorgans, no demo dogs, no
• 1:01:43
  nothing. So they're just like, oh, Vecna
• 1:01:44
  is just like dead. No, we find out.
• 1:01:47
  The truth is they just woop went all the way back to dimension X
• 1:01:51
  the abyss and he was basically recharging his batteries because
• 1:01:55
  he was very much injured. And it's like, OK, so you're not
• 1:01:59
  finding anything, but you keep going different zones.
• 1:02:01
  They're not like, it was just like they there were like things
• 1:02:05
  that you were like, wait a minute, but this, this, this is.
• 1:02:07
  The upside? Down.
• 1:02:09
  Was considered to be like the scariest, most dangerous.
• 1:02:12
  Scariest. Most dangerous.
• 1:02:13
  Place ever instantly they flipped the script to you can
• 1:02:16
  just go no more. You can go have a picnic there.
• 1:02:20
  Yeah, they have a base in the Upside Down like this, an actual
• 1:02:27
  functioning motherfucking face that they are doing experiments
• 1:02:30
  with pregnant women again. They are doing everything they
• 1:02:32
  have like the fucking creatures in there, and yet they're not
• 1:02:36
  being attacked by Demogorgans or demo dogs or demo bats.
• 1:02:39
  Nothing, so they're just all in the abyss the whole time until
• 1:02:44
  they get sent to Hawkins to go kidnap children.
• 1:02:47
  And I think that Netflix cut the butt.
• 1:02:50
  Here's my my schizo theory to why a lot of the stuff didn't
• 1:02:54
  get shown. And we've talked about this, so
• 1:02:56
  she's not surprised by this. Netflix.
• 1:02:58
  They admitted there's about two hours of footage that they cut
• 1:03:00
  out from volume. And they probably cut it out
• 1:03:02
  because they didn't have the CGI budget to fucking fill it in
• 1:03:06
  with CGI because. And the reason that that budget,
• 1:03:10
  the reason that that budget got cut, in my opinion, Sam, is
• 1:03:13
  because right before they dropped Season 5, where they
• 1:03:17
  were still filming it in August, the Duffa brothers had announced
• 1:03:22
  that they had signed a deal with Paramount.
• 1:03:23
  Oh. Yeah.
• 1:03:26
  To make movies that have nothing to do with Stranger Things.
• 1:03:33
  And So what happened, Sam, is that Netflix is trying to
• 1:03:36
  protect its investment. They got fucked by the Duffer
• 1:03:38
  Brothers. Even fans of the show are all
• 1:03:41
  kind of saying that. And they're mad at both parties
• 1:03:45
  because Netflix clearly screwed the pooch on this.
• 1:03:48
  But these guys went around talking mad shit, Yeah, in
• 1:03:52
  interviews that have. The Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Used and upset. Oh yeah, I'll get to that too.
• 1:03:57
  Now. Now, here's the thing.
• 1:03:58
  We were not upset about the fact that Will was gay.
• 1:04:02
  It was very much hinted in season 4, but in.
• 1:04:07
  Almost explicitly said. Yeah, but it, but that happened
• 1:04:11
  in a way that it was like, Oh yeah, I I can get that.
• 1:04:14
  I see that that makes sense there.
• 1:04:16
  There's even like, there's even like a little moment and this
• 1:04:19
  goes with something that you said in season 4, Jonathan, his
• 1:04:22
  older brother, Will's older brother.
• 1:04:24
  They have a little conversation and he doesn't come out and say
• 1:04:27
  it, but there's just a ways that you like, you know, love you for
• 1:04:29
  who you are, blah, blah, blah, you know, that type of thing.
• 1:04:33
  That was like, that's cool. Now basically Will figures out
• 1:04:40
  that Robin is a lesbian and with Vicki, and then they end up
• 1:04:44
  talking and they have very weird kind of awkward conversations
• 1:04:49
  and she's basically like, oh, well, there's you up.
• 1:04:52
  This is. While they're in a dangerous
• 1:04:54
  situation. Yeah, as they're like walking
• 1:04:55
  through tunnels and shit. When that's what you're focused
• 1:04:58
  on as a viewer or that's why it's awkward, Sam.
• 1:05:01
  They're hooking up a Demogorgon to the fucking radio tower
• 1:05:05
  because they figured out if they can like, regenerate this
• 1:05:08
  fucking thing because Oh yeah, Will is fucking Harry Potter
• 1:05:13
  because he is connected to Vecna and he can see through the
• 1:05:17
  creature's eyes. I told you what's the most
• 1:05:19
  powerful Netflix power? If you've watched Harry Potter,
• 1:05:22
  you know that he ends up being able to see through the snake's
• 1:05:25
  eyes when the snake like, attacks Mr. Weasley.
• 1:05:30
  Well, now all of a sudden Will can see through the
• 1:05:32
  Demogorgon's. They don't have eyes.
• 1:05:35
  I don't know what the fuck they see through, but he can see
• 1:05:37
  through whatever the fuck they see through.
• 1:05:39
  And he, like, sees them attacking Misses Wheeler, his
• 1:05:43
  mom, and oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Now he can control them a little
• 1:05:47
  bit because he stops the demagogue from hurting his mom.
• 1:05:50
  And then oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, when the three demagogueans are
• 1:05:53
  attacking the base and they're about to kill his friends, Oh my
• 1:05:57
  God, all of a sudden he can control them and he kills them.
• 1:05:59
  Now, first I was like, holy shit, that's fucking ghoul as
• 1:06:02
  fuck. I know it was going to be like
• 1:06:04
  that. That's so cool.
• 1:06:05
  Will isn't the fucking weak thing.
• 1:06:07
  And then it's the whole, he showed me you, you.
• 1:06:13
  Now this is the coming out scene.
• 1:06:14
  He, he showed me that some of you would be really worried
• 1:06:17
  about me and wonder if I was OK something we would drift apart
• 1:06:22
  and, and I would, and we, we used to go down to belugas or
• 1:06:27
  whatever the place is called and having milkshakes.
• 1:06:29
  And I like watching the videos and I like this and I love all
• 1:06:32
  the things like you do, but I just, I don't like girls, at
• 1:06:37
  least not like you guys do. And I'm just I'm like Noah,
• 1:06:43
  Noah, Noah, you are a better actor than that.
• 1:06:47
  What the fuck is your day? And you said that Will in the
• 1:06:52
  show helped you come out and you do Will dirty like that.
• 1:06:57
  It was so bad. That is the one thing so much as
• 1:07:01
  the acting was horrendous. Let's get this out in the open
• 1:07:03
  though. Just the scripting of it sounds
• 1:07:05
  like fucking AI wrote it. Yeah, I was.
• 1:07:09
  I was just going to say that also that's that's what happened
• 1:07:13
  too with the final season of Yellowstone.
• 1:07:17
  The final the final season of Yellowstone was fucking awful,
• 1:07:22
  as I've talked out with Eric Bishop before.
• 1:07:27
  You talked about it with us a couple times too, when I
• 1:07:30
  remember you recommending me the show and I remember you pointing
• 1:07:34
  out the final season fucking sucked.
• 1:07:36
  Yeah, and, and like, I, I, I understand that like Kevin
• 1:07:41
  Costner, you know, I got into to a dispute and that's why they
• 1:07:46
  had to kill off his character and and whatnot.
• 1:07:49
  But yeah, I mean, basically it sounds like the Duffer Brothers
• 1:07:54
  basically did the same thing as Taylor Sheridan where they got
• 1:07:58
  hired off to do other share and so.
• 1:08:03
  This is where I just want a real quick get from the business
• 1:08:06
  point of view. Netflix is now they have the
• 1:08:09
  option to make more Stranger Things things.
• 1:08:12
  This is why they classed it as the final season.
• 1:08:14
  I think Sam, they're definitely going to make something else
• 1:08:18
  that is essentially Season 6. They made that very clear.
• 1:08:21
  The whole ending, as she'll get to in a second, is a
• 1:08:25
  cliffhanger. Well, also, so one thing I want
• 1:08:28
  to ask Maxine. So from what I from what I'm
• 1:08:31
  hearing, Stranger Things fans are about to get the same
• 1:08:35
  treatment as Star Wars fans are. Where?
• 1:08:38
  Yes. And I that's where that's what I
• 1:08:40
  was getting at, is any involvement with the Duffer
• 1:08:43
  Brothers in this franchise in the future only requires them to
• 1:08:47
  be executive producers. Sam, you know what that means?
• 1:08:50
  They don't have to do anything, even approve a script if they
• 1:08:54
  don't want. They just let their names on it
• 1:08:56
  and pay them money. So they're actually maybe not
• 1:08:59
  invested in it at all. Right.
• 1:09:02
  But now we. Know Netflix is going to make
• 1:09:04
  more. That's what pisses me off so
• 1:09:05
  much about this because they're they're Oh my God, making Will
• 1:09:11
  also like so we knew that Will was kind of a focus point
• 1:09:15
  because he's the first one that gets taken.
• 1:09:17
  But then the focus point is the fact that he's gay and he is
• 1:09:21
  scared that they're like, and I hate him and not accept him and
• 1:09:25
  he has to conquer that fear in order for him to be able to
• 1:09:28
  conquer Vecna. And I'm like, and he's but then,
• 1:09:31
  but then literally there's like nothing to do with that after
• 1:09:34
  that. There's the coming out scene in
• 1:09:35
  the that's it, except he has like a conversation with Mike
• 1:09:38
  and Mike's like, I was your best friend.
• 1:09:40
  I should. Also, it's sort this is another
• 1:09:41
  thing a gay guy had told me. It's sort of insane to this, to
• 1:09:46
  these, these gay guys, He said a couple of them feel this way,
• 1:09:49
  that he would be so much more scared of that than he would be
• 1:09:52
  of the guy killing people. This, this Vechta this Henry
• 1:09:56
  Krell or whatever is murdering his friends.
• 1:09:59
  And he's more worried that one or more of his friends might be
• 1:10:02
  like, look, I don't really. I'm not cool with that.
• 1:10:05
  You're gay. Just don't do that gay stuff
• 1:10:07
  around me. That's his biggest fear.
• 1:10:09
  This, this not only man, but monster is serial killer running
• 1:10:13
  through his town and he's the only one who can stop it.
• 1:10:16
  And he's so scared of that. Yeah, that's to even to gay
• 1:10:20
  guys. That's not realistic.
• 1:10:22
  And and you know how I said that in Season 4?
• 1:10:25
  He had that conversation with his brother.
• 1:10:28
  Please tell me why his brother did not be like the one person
• 1:10:35
  sitting there to just look at him and be like yeah bro, I
• 1:10:38
  know. Yeah, that's.
• 1:10:40
  Not one person, not even Robin. Not one person when yeah, we
• 1:10:45
  knew. And I'm like somebody would have
• 1:10:48
  said they knew. That that's that's a few of us
• 1:10:52
  said to our friends when? Somebody always goes.
• 1:10:55
  I was one of them. That's The thing is even
• 1:10:58
  straight guys can relate to that, is that you'll be that guy
• 1:11:01
  or, you know, that guy. They'll be like, yeah, I fucking
• 1:11:03
  knew. Whatever, man.
• 1:11:05
  If I cared, I wouldn't be your friend.
• 1:11:08
  Or like they were saying that. So when Mike so Will uses
• 1:11:16
  Robin's example of she's like, there was a girl she had a crush
• 1:11:19
  on. And then she realized that
• 1:11:21
  wasn't the really girl for her. That was just the one that
• 1:11:23
  helped her realize that she was gay.
• 1:11:24
  The girl's name is Tammy. So he's using that as a
• 1:11:28
  musician. He's like, well, I just realized
• 1:11:29
  that this person was my Tammy. Mike realizes that he met him
• 1:11:35
  and he has like a reaction. And what I've seen is people
• 1:11:38
  saying like, see, that's kind of what you would get, but there
• 1:11:41
  would be a bigger reaction than that.
• 1:11:44
  And they felt like Mike would also when they were standing on
• 1:11:48
  the tower once the the finale started, that he would have said
• 1:11:51
  something along the lines of I kind of knew too, but no one
• 1:11:55
  said. And that's how you can tell they
• 1:11:56
  Netflixed it up, in my opinion, is because they wanted that to
• 1:12:00
  be the the gayness is the focus, but they couldn't pull the
• 1:12:03
  trigger on the whole story. And they left you wondering how
• 1:12:07
  Mike feels about all this. And, and rightly so, right?
• 1:12:10
  Mm hmm. Like there's no conclusion or
• 1:12:13
  resolution to that for a fan. And that's, that's the, that's
• 1:12:16
  one minor thread. Mm hmm.
• 1:12:19
  Among many. Here's another issue.
• 1:12:21
  So they have a Broadway show or Off Broadway show, whatever the
• 1:12:26
  fuck it is of the first shadow now that is supposed to be.
• 1:12:30
  We got a poster from Penn was generous to to send over to you
• 1:12:35
  from this Broadway show. You guys might have seen it
• 1:12:38
  before. So you were aware of it.
• 1:12:40
  And the point is is it has extra lore.
• 1:12:43
  Yeah, so the play is actually a prequel.
• 1:12:48
  Essentially, it's about Henry, Hopper, Joyce, all of what the
• 1:12:54
  parents when they're in high school.
• 1:12:56
  So here's the first problem. The play Henry is 14.
• 1:13:03
  In the show, Henry gets taken by Doctor Brenner when he's 12.
• 1:13:09
  So how was he in high school with them if he was already
• 1:13:12
  taken by Brenner? So that's the first
• 1:13:14
  inconsistency. Now Penn is the one that gave me
• 1:13:17
  these and I've seen some of them online.
• 1:13:20
  Another one when Will mentions the shop that they go to getting
• 1:13:24
  milkshakes people and Penn pointed out they don't serve
• 1:13:29
  milkshakes there anymore. It's not that type of place
• 1:13:31
  anymore. But that's what it was back when
• 1:13:33
  they were in high school. And there's a, he mentions a few
• 1:13:36
  other things like that. There's also a moment where
• 1:13:40
  people are like, wouldn't Joyce and Hopper have realized that
• 1:13:44
  that was Henry that they went to school with?
• 1:13:48
  But it's never mentioned. So there are several
• 1:13:50
  inconsistencies with the play and with the show.
• 1:13:54
  But they have said that the play is Canon.
• 1:13:58
  Like they have openly come out and said that.
• 1:14:00
  And it's like, but it's fucked up.
• 1:14:03
  And it doesn't coincide. Any.
• 1:14:05
  Big problem with the. Not everyone has seen the play
• 1:14:08
  either, so some people had no fucking idea what they were
• 1:14:11
  talking about. Big problem.
• 1:14:12
  With the fan base seems to have more than anything else, is that
• 1:14:16
  over the Christmas as the release was going on, the Duffer
• 1:14:19
  brothers gave many interviews giving conflicting statements,
• 1:14:23
  flat out making false statements.
• 1:14:25
  They've made false statements about it before and they look
• 1:14:29
  like a bunch of assholes. My theory on that, Sam, is I do
• 1:14:32
  think they're trying to sabotage the franchise on their way.
• 1:14:35
  Out and I think that's why the ending went the way it did.
• 1:14:38
  So the way that the season finale ends is Dustin is the one
• 1:14:42
  that figures out about the matter ball thing.
• 1:14:47
  Nancy, being the fucking dumb ass she is, shoots the fucking
• 1:14:51
  thing and that sets off the chain reaction where they figure
• 1:14:55
  out if they hit it enough with enough gunpowder, they'll be
• 1:14:59
  able to completely blow the thing up.
• 1:15:09
  Sorry about that. They'll be able to basically
• 1:15:12
  blow it up and basically turn the wormhole into like a black
• 1:15:16
  hole and it'll suck everything. Boom, that it's gone, you know,
• 1:15:21
  break the bridge, all that shit. So they're they're, they're
• 1:15:25
  going through a plan to, to get there.
• 1:15:27
  OK, Nancy and Jonathan have this really fucking confusing moment
• 1:15:30
  where they're about to die and they're talking about on
• 1:15:32
  proposals and everything like that.
• 1:15:34
  Now me, like a lot of other people thought this was like,
• 1:15:36
  oh, them realizing that like they really need to figure stuff
• 1:15:39
  out. So they're not going to be as
• 1:15:40
  serious right now. And he's not going to propose.
• 1:15:42
  Put this in together. No, apparently that was them
• 1:15:43
  breaking up. That was confusing as fuck.
• 1:15:48
  Steve becomes fucking douchebag again.
• 1:15:52
  Which, if you listen to enough sandwich makers, you know he
• 1:15:55
  became their sentimental favorite and they don't like the
• 1:15:57
  character. Change that.
• 1:15:58
  Now he's a jerk. He went back to the Steve from
• 1:16:02
  bucking season 1. He's bad mouthing Eddie,
• 1:16:05
  shitting on Eddie, calling him selfish and all these things.
• 1:16:08
  Now, Eddie Munson, very much a big fan favorite because he did
• 1:16:12
  sacrifice himself to those demo bats to give to give Steve,
• 1:16:16
  Robin and Nancy more time to get to Vecna to try and kill him in
• 1:16:19
  Season 4. And he and ended up dying
• 1:16:21
  because of that. Yeah, that kind of pissed me off
• 1:16:23
  too. Penn cried.
• 1:16:25
  It really upset her that they did that a lot of.
• 1:16:29
  People were very. Upset.
• 1:16:30
  It just pissed me off because I didn't think that they had Steve
• 1:16:34
  regress. They might have in in in a sense
• 1:16:37
  had a long term idea for that, because that's that is how
• 1:16:40
  somebody might grieve in that situation.
• 1:16:43
  But they didn't have enough time to last night and they they
• 1:16:46
  didn't early play so many. Places.
• 1:16:50
  So many characters, so many storylines, and it never could
• 1:16:55
  possibly pay off in the end. You know how how they they like
• 1:16:59
  broach that this was this was the other problem.
• 1:17:03
  Steve and Dustin, they get into a fight like a physical fight
• 1:17:06
  and they start yelling at each other.
• 1:17:08
  Steve says the reason why he was acting like that is I missed my
• 1:17:12
  best friend. So you were pissed off that he
• 1:17:15
  was mourning the death of Eddie who died in his fucking arms.
• 1:17:19
  This kid has goddamn trauma from that and you're being a little
• 1:17:25
  bitch about it and treating him like a Dick.
• 1:17:27
  Fuck you Steven, you are my one of my.
• 1:17:29
  It does seem like AI root some of.
• 1:17:32
  It yeah, and it did. And then then he's they're just
• 1:17:34
  like they make up. And then and this really upset
• 1:17:38
  pen, like even to the point that I pointed something else out and
• 1:17:43
  I accidentally upset her more and I felt so bad that I pointed
• 1:17:46
  it out. Dustin gives Steve Eddie's spear
• 1:17:50
  that they made that he dies with in season 4 that he used against
• 1:17:54
  the bats. And then I realized I was like,
• 1:17:55
  oh, he's got this shield too. They used a trash can lids and
• 1:18:00
  like put nails through them. And she was just like, Oh my
• 1:18:04
  God, why did you point that out? I didn't know.
• 1:18:06
  And I was like, I'm so sorry. My bad, Elle's not the focus
• 1:18:11
  point all of a sudden. 8 is back, which is another
• 1:18:14
  experiment. She convinces Elle the only way
• 1:18:16
  to fix everything is she's going to kill herself.
• 1:18:17
  Now here's a really big thing. They have it in the end, Elle
• 1:18:22
  standing in the gate, back in the Upside Down, her and Mike,
• 1:18:25
  she pulls them into the void. They they have this most
• 1:18:28
  beautiful goodbye and they're playing Purple Rain in the
• 1:18:32
  background. Now.
• 1:18:32
  That did make me cry. They played When Doves Cry and
• 1:18:36
  Purple Rain and I cried 'cause I thought it was perfect music for
• 1:18:40
  what was going on. Because her husband is a Prince
• 1:18:42
  Mark. So it has a.
• 1:18:43
  Little bit of as emotional attachment.
• 1:18:45
  Because I I know a little bit more about the music and I'm
• 1:18:50
  like, Oh my God, this is beautiful.
• 1:18:51
  She's saying goodbye, she's loving.
• 1:18:53
  And then, yeah, she dies. I thought that was great.
• 1:19:01
  And it that way she she's making it so she's gone.
• 1:19:03
  They they essentially her blood. The reason you say she died, to
• 1:19:07
  be clear, is because essentially the upside down collapses Sam.
• 1:19:12
  That's the big spoiler, and she is presumably in the upside down
• 1:19:16
  when it collapses. You see it?
• 1:19:19
  Happening. Along with all the other people
• 1:19:22
  in the lab and everything else. Yeah, they all did.
• 1:19:25
  They did. Stop asking people.
• 1:19:27
  They did. They all did.
• 1:19:29
  Well, that's not what the Dolphin brother for.
• 1:19:32
  Yeah, so my, my thing is, I like how it ended.
• 1:19:37
  There is a lot of confusion. How the how the fuck did Max end
• 1:19:41
  up graduating with them when she was in a coma for 18 months?
• 1:19:45
  Summer school existed you moron. She could have easily made that
• 1:19:50
  up and and jump back. I know I'm sorry I'm ranting.
• 1:19:54
  So basically at the end, the friend group, the four boys and
• 1:19:58
  Max, they're having one final campaign their way of like
• 1:20:02
  saying goodbye to their. Child belongs to the show.
• 1:20:05
  They have a new D&D campaign that pays tribute to the events
• 1:20:09
  of the show. Well, they don't like how Mike
• 1:20:11
  ends the campaign and Max basically, you know, like,
• 1:20:14
  what's up, pussy? You're like this great
• 1:20:16
  storyteller, so he makes up a story for all the characters in
• 1:20:20
  the campaign, representing the people of the show.
• 1:20:23
  The people. Maxine.
• 1:20:26
  Sorry, Elle is equated to the mage.
• 1:20:30
  This part pissed me off. They're saying no, Elle didn't
• 1:20:36
  die. No, see Cali #8 who got shot in
• 1:20:40
  the gut and was bleeding out and supposedly died.
• 1:20:42
  No, she didn't actually die. She actually survived that whole
• 1:20:45
  time and managed not to bleed out.
• 1:20:47
  And then she used her powers from inside the lab to make the
• 1:20:49
  illusion of Elle standing in there because Elle actually ran
• 1:20:52
  and like went into the tunnels. And then she she used her power
• 1:20:56
  there because then she wasn't attacked by the Sonic guns.
• 1:20:58
  And then she said goodbye. And that was actually just a
• 1:21:00
  vision. And then so she didn't die.
• 1:21:03
  And like she actually, she did go off and she found that
• 1:21:05
  magical place that Mike said they were going to go to.
• 1:21:07
  And I'm like, that is the worst fucking ending in the world.
• 1:21:11
  So you're telling me that this girl that just went through hell
• 1:21:13
  and back, found a family, found a guy that loved her, found a
• 1:21:16
  dad, found everything, is now alone in a different country
• 1:21:21
  with all new people that she has to try and learn to be a person
• 1:21:25
  again? No, that's horrible to me.
• 1:21:30
  That is hard. And like they're not together.
• 1:21:33
  They're alive, but they're not together.
• 1:21:36
  That's fucking purple rain right fucking there.
• 1:21:39
  But I fucking hate that because that is such a horrible no.
• 1:21:43
  She died. He just made that story up to
• 1:21:46
  make them feel better because I'm sorry, one, there's no way
• 1:21:50
  that bitch didn't bleed out and die. 2, the lab blew up first
• 1:21:53
  versus where she was. She died.
• 1:21:55
  Now the Duffer brother, your credit didn't say that she
• 1:21:59
  didn't die. It's ambiguous.
• 1:22:00
  We want you to decide. They just left it open because
• 1:22:06
  they're clearly making another Stranger Things and the whole
• 1:22:09
  idea of it being a finale was a lie.
• 1:22:11
  And that's well. And Jim, Jim proposes or Hopper
• 1:22:16
  proposes to Joyce and guess what?
• 1:22:18
  He got a job proposal and Montauk as the chief of police.
• 1:22:23
  And I'm like, oh, there we go. Been off #1.
• 1:22:25
  Been off number. 1:00 We, we went through she, we got a it's
• 1:22:29
  bedtime for the boy, but she's off on a wrist.
• 1:22:31
  She's crashing out right now. We went through that.
• 1:22:34
  There's potentially 5 to 7 spin off hooks, Sam.
• 1:22:39
  My Oh yeah. My thing is, season 5 in its
• 1:22:42
  entirety is multiple backdoor pilots stitched together.
• 1:22:47
  Yep. Yep, that that that was.
• 1:22:50
  I don't know if you guys would watch the channel Nerd Roddick
• 1:22:53
  at all, but that's essential what he said, which is that
• 1:22:56
  they're they're going to feed this.
• 1:22:58
  Netflix now has this franchise, but they're not going to have
• 1:23:01
  the creatives behind it and they need to make hay of it, so they
• 1:23:06
  probably wanted that. There's already a cart.
• 1:23:08
  Hold on. And then also the Duffer
• 1:23:11
  Brothers, they don't have to be a part of it and can still just
• 1:23:15
  cash a check. And they got paid mad money to
• 1:23:18
  go over to Paramount. They fucked us.
• 1:23:20
  Over. So even if they did, like if
• 1:23:22
  they were going to make the next Stranger Things, the scheduling
• 1:23:25
  alone for the Duffer brothers isn't going to work out for them
• 1:23:28
  to do it. Somebody else is gonna be the
• 1:23:30
  creative. They're gonna.
• 1:23:31
  They're gonna have different showrunners.
• 1:23:32
  They're gonna. But the problem is they screwed
• 1:23:35
  the pooch on this season. Do people even want that?
• 1:23:37
  They might have to wait a couple years.
• 1:23:39
  Dude, they made it so much worse because he was talking about
• 1:23:42
  they were after the season finale aired.
• 1:23:45
  They did all these interviews and they were asked questions.
• 1:23:49
  Dude. They were asked where were the
• 1:23:51
  Demogorgons and the demo dogs when they were fighting the Mind
• 1:23:55
  Flayer in Vecna. Oh well, he just wasn't
• 1:23:58
  expecting them to attack him so they were just they were
• 1:24:01
  somewhere. The fuck?
• 1:24:04
  They were. They were somewhere the same
• 1:24:06
  place. The Netflix budget.
• 1:24:08
  Used to be. Because they are all CGI, it's
• 1:24:12
  easy to cut that right. Robin and Vicki got together,
• 1:24:15
  but it but we feel like did they stay together?
• 1:24:18
  Well, we don't know. They might have broken up.
• 1:24:19
  They might have you wrote it, you know, and then talking about
• 1:24:23
  all these different conversations that happened off
• 1:24:25
  screen and I'm like, so you broke the biggest fucking rule
• 1:24:29
  show don't tell. You showed us nothing and now
• 1:24:33
  you're telling us. And if they were contradicting
• 1:24:35
  themselves and then here's the kicker.
• 1:24:37
  Do you want to know what they said when they were questioned
• 1:24:40
  about, well, why did you say all this stuff?
• 1:24:41
  And the, the, the, the, the, the I had the flu.
• 1:24:45
  I was getting over the flu. It was the flu.
• 1:24:47
  I was just. It was the.
• 1:24:48
  Flu, both of them. Both of them at the same time.
• 1:24:51
  It was the flu. They were probably taking Ambien
• 1:24:53
  too, you know. What?
• 1:24:56
  I'm so disappointed and I can't believe I'm going to say this
• 1:24:59
  because I don't normally say stuff like this, but I am
• 1:25:01
  thankful that my dad was not here to see that.
• 1:25:06
  Because if he had been here and he had watched the show with me,
• 1:25:09
  I know he would have loved so many of the characters that I
• 1:25:12
  loved and I know he would have been just as upset by what they
• 1:25:16
  did. Yeah he would.
• 1:25:18
  He would have had several problems with it.
• 1:25:19
  I will also point out that for the big time sandwich maker fans
• 1:25:24
  to go all the way back, y'all know at least their boy Eddie
• 1:25:28
  got spared from all this shit by dying.
• 1:25:32
  He died last season and it's like.
• 1:25:34
  God. Not a part of the show.
• 1:25:36
  They didn't bring him back. They.
• 1:25:38
  They mentioned them, they had Dustin do a lot of things to
• 1:25:41
  represent them, which I thought were very nice.
• 1:25:43
  I liked them. When they were attacking the
• 1:25:45
  mind player, he screamed, this is for Eddie, you son of a
• 1:25:48
  bitch. And I'm like, yeah, and I do
• 1:25:49
  like it. In Season 4, Eddie said when he
• 1:25:52
  graduated he was going to grab the diploma and flip the
• 1:25:54
  principal off. And Dustin did exactly that.
• 1:25:56
  And I was like, hell yeah, that's my boy.
• 1:25:58
  Because he's like, Dustin is my favorite character.
• 1:26:01
  And we talked about this, too. Is like them as fans?
• 1:26:04
  I asked. I asked her.
• 1:26:06
  I was like, well, aside from your emotional attachment to the
• 1:26:09
  show, how would you rate it as a season of television?
• 1:26:13
  And then we, we basically I went through and I gave pros and cons
• 1:26:16
  and I would take away a point or give a point.
• 1:26:18
  I. Think we basically ended up with
• 1:26:20
  like a 5.5 to A6 all together. It was 6.5. 6.5 ish yeah.
• 1:26:26
  That she said a little better than an just a crap show yeah,
• 1:26:30
  but but everything about the ending it should have been holds
• 1:26:34
  it back the promise of the show holds it back it's.
• 1:26:36
  Kind of, yeah. It's kind of like the way that I
• 1:26:38
  felt about the book. Like there were some good parts
• 1:26:43
  that I I thoroughly enjoyed. And then there were just a lot
• 1:26:47
  of parts that just, it took me a long time.
• 1:26:52
  Well, first of all, Penn and I were trying to watch them
• 1:26:54
  together and that didn't work out.
• 1:26:55
  So then we were just watching them on our own, but it took me
• 1:26:57
  so long to get through them. Like I just, it was a struggle.
• 1:27:02
  Just like it was a struggle to read the book.
• 1:27:04
  And I was like. She was saying I don't want to
• 1:27:06
  continue and I'm like you, Stranger Things is.
• 1:27:10
  That halfway through the finale and I was like, I don't know if
• 1:27:13
  I want to continue watching. Literally you guys have been
• 1:27:15
  looking forward to this for years and it's like they already
• 1:27:19
  knew. They knew and soon as volume 2.
• 1:27:21
  Dropped. Oh, and I I, I am kind of sorry,
• 1:27:27
  kind of not sorry kind of want to go, you idiots.
• 1:27:31
  Conformity Gate. Yeah, it wasn't real, honey.
• 1:27:35
  There was no special new episode that was going to be.
• 1:27:38
  Draining. I had a conspiracy theory.
• 1:27:40
  The fans. We were Vecna.
• 1:27:42
  That it was all a dream, which Sam will know as a writer is the
• 1:27:45
  dumbest ending possible. But their, their, their theory
• 1:27:49
  is it's all a dream and there was going to be a secret episode
• 1:27:52
  that launched today. Yeah.
• 1:27:54
  And it was going to be like, there was a certain point where
• 1:27:58
  you're going to find out that they actually all got captured
• 1:28:01
  and they're all in the Mind Flayer getting pumped with the
• 1:28:03
  fluid and it's, it's all they're all being vec nut and we're
• 1:28:06
  being vec nut and I'm. Smoking that coping.
• 1:28:08
  I'm like Oh my God you all are so delusional and you're coping
• 1:28:12
  so. Hard they got red string theory.
• 1:28:15
  Strolling the fuck out of them Oh my God.
• 1:28:20
  Changing, like changing their descriptions and shit on like
• 1:28:24
  their TikTok and stuff like that.
• 1:28:26
  And that yesterday they posted this video with Jamie Campbell
• 1:28:30
  Bower, who plays Beckna in like an exercise video and like,
• 1:28:34
  you're the light, you're the light.
• 1:28:36
  Tomorrow, you're the light. And I'm like, Oh my God, they
• 1:28:39
  are fucking with these poor delusional people and they're
• 1:28:41
  going to be devastated when today hits and there's nothing.
• 1:28:45
  Stranger Things TikTok is full of schizo posts now, Sam.
• 1:28:50
  Oh, I'm sure. Well.
• 1:28:52
  When the crossover Stranger Things raw As far as the
• 1:28:56
  Stranger Things part goes, the fuck was that shit?
• 1:29:01
  It's a great. Episode of Raw there was some
• 1:29:03
  good matches. It was.
• 1:29:07
  A good RAW. It was like a pay-per-view level
• 1:29:09
  RAW. Like that was.
• 1:29:10
  Awesome. WWE put in the effort and then
• 1:29:12
  Netflix was like, here's a couple props, go nuts.
• 1:29:16
  They couldn't even get one of the people from the show.
• 1:29:19
  There not one actor was there. There were no like the only
• 1:29:23
  references. Not even in the crowd.
• 1:29:25
  Nope, there were a couple vehicles, there were some vines,
• 1:29:28
  and there was like a pretty cool Demogorgon in the back.
• 1:29:30
  That was it. Do you want to know how good the
• 1:29:32
  show was? And I cannot believe I am
• 1:29:37
  admitting this. Not not only just in general,
• 1:29:40
  but to Sam and more. Oh my God, hold my hand, guys.
• 1:29:50
  I like Liv Morgan. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:29:53
  I was. I was upset.
• 1:29:55
  About that she. Won.
• 1:29:56
  And then I was like, what the fuck is happening?
• 1:29:59
  I like Liv Morgan, she's back and whatever she's doing, I
• 1:30:03
  fucking love it. I can see the conniving minion,
• 1:30:07
  she said. She'd never.
• 1:30:09
  But I'm like, no, I like it. I like her.
• 1:30:11
  What is going on? I'm like rooting for.
• 1:30:13
  Also also there was a major breakthrough Sam.
• 1:30:16
  I got her to admit that Ria Ripley was objectively worse for
• 1:30:21
  Dom and way meaner to him than Liv.
• 1:30:24
  It's true, true. I mean, Liv, get some attendees.
• 1:30:29
  Phil OK, so our friend Phil has something to say on that.
• 1:30:33
  He wants to pop in real real quick though, so.
• 1:30:37
  Back. Well, we should talk about
• 1:30:38
  Maduro too, but she's got a Yeah, I'm going.
• 1:30:41
  To go to something. To do what I, what I wanted to
• 1:30:44
  say though, is in regards to Stranger Things is so your wife
• 1:30:49
  kind of understands now how Star Wars fans feel because Star Wars
• 1:30:57
  fans, basically all the stuff that they didn't explain,
• 1:31:02
  they're like, Oh, well, we have, we have books and you know, we
• 1:31:07
  have books and whatnot to explain all the gaps, which is
• 1:31:09
  not the same as the you, but just fills in all the war that
• 1:31:13
  we were too lazy to fill in in the film.
• 1:31:15
  And now, now Stranger Things is going to do the same thing.
• 1:31:19
  Basically we're, we're all the, all the gaps.
• 1:31:25
  You're you're muted. Yeah, it's going to be similar
• 1:31:28
  to because Lucas isn't involved in the new Star Wars, just like
• 1:31:31
  the Duffer Brothers aren't going to be involved in the new
• 1:31:33
  Stranger Things shit. Right, exactly.
• 1:31:37
  Yeah, they tried. They're trying to make what
• 1:31:41
  people. This is why a lot of people are
• 1:31:42
  upset. They, they, they made what was
• 1:31:44
  considered a good show and it's they got franchisitis out of it.
• 1:31:49
  Got to be a franchise. Can't just tell a consistent
• 1:31:52
  story. Got to leave everything open.
• 1:31:56
  Yeah, that that's that's one thing that like someone actually
• 1:31:59
  asked me is like about my series is do you have do you have like
• 1:32:04
  a planned ending? And and I do, I don't know when
• 1:32:07
  it's going to be, but like I have AI do have a conclusive.
• 1:32:11
  Oh, you also have like multiple little stories that you dip into
• 1:32:15
  and out of. It's not just one.
• 1:32:19
  Right. Yeah, the franchise itis has
• 1:32:23
  gotten out of control, though. Well, well, and part of that.
• 1:32:27
  Is because they'd have a better shot of making it into a long
• 1:32:30
  term franchise if they nailed a a final ending without as many
• 1:32:37
  loopholes. Yeah.
• 1:32:38
  And just picked up 1 character. They left it open.
• 1:32:42
  I did, I, I went through and I was like, OK, there's the
• 1:32:45
  Montauk Side Story. There's they, they could go back
• 1:32:48
  to the school, see where the characters are now.
• 1:32:51
  They could start in a new town with a different upside down,
• 1:32:54
  like all different things they could do.
• 1:32:56
  And they purposely did that and it cheapens the whole
• 1:32:59
  storytelling. Yeah.
• 1:33:02
  And yeah, it's like. Star Wars, you know, like
• 1:33:06
  they've even kept open-ended if Luke dies or not to some degree.
• 1:33:10
  Yeah, yeah, I just saw that. I just saw that.
• 1:33:13
  There's like now a whole theory that, oh, Luke, Luke and Leia
• 1:33:18
  are both somehow alive in another dimension.
• 1:33:22
  And yeah. Like Obi Wan and it's like, OK,
• 1:33:24
  come on guys. So we can't commit to anything
• 1:33:27
  anymore. Right.
• 1:33:29
  Nothing is, is it just no. This is why people got sick of
• 1:33:32
  comic books in the 90s man. Yeah, and then, well, and then
• 1:33:37
  my, and then Speaking of comics, like I, I, I'm sure you saw the
• 1:33:42
  news, maybe you didn't Avengers Doomsday that they're basically
• 1:33:46
  admitting that that's a reboot of the MCU essentially because
• 1:33:50
  they've written themselves into a corner now since End Game and
• 1:33:54
  they don't know what to do. So.
• 1:33:57
  Right. Well, that's why they'd even
• 1:33:58
  bring Doom in at all. Is like they're trying.
• 1:34:00
  What they're doing is what they did a couple years ago.
• 1:34:03
  The the modern secret war where Doom became God.
• 1:34:07
  That's basically what they're doing.
• 1:34:09
  And when when he did that the the ultimate.
• 1:34:12
  This is some comic nerd shit, but you have to explain shit
• 1:34:15
  about comics on the Internet when you talk about them.
• 1:34:17
  That's just a rule. So like the Ultimate Universe
• 1:34:21
  and the regular 616 Marvel universes in this event with
• 1:34:26
  Doctor Doom, they collide and in the end the Ultimate Universe is
• 1:34:29
  destroyed but certain people from it come into in the main
• 1:34:33
  universe. Right that.
• 1:34:35
  That's why they have Miles Morales and Peter Parker both
• 1:34:37
  together as Spider Man now. Right.
• 1:34:40
  Yeah, yeah, a bunch. Of comic book bullshit.
• 1:34:45
  But they're going to do it on screen.
• 1:34:47
  And let me tell you, the comic book audience didn't like it.
• 1:34:50
  We hated it. No.
• 1:34:52
  And well, and, and like I've said before, a lot of people
• 1:34:56
  might as well included, feel that like the MCU ended at end
• 1:35:00
  game, which is why they called. Well, and the Marvel Comics 616
• 1:35:05
  universe ended when fucking Spider Man undid his marriage to
• 1:35:09
  when Peter Parker undid his marriage to Mary Jane.
• 1:35:13
  Nobody's wanted to watch it since that shit.
• 1:35:15
  No, they, yeah, that comics, I mean that that happened back.
• 1:35:20
  That happened back when I was in high school.
• 1:35:21
  And that's when I that's when I lost interest in the comics I
• 1:35:24
  gave. I gave Brand New Day a chance.
• 1:35:27
  But the stories of that just became so convoluted that it it
• 1:35:35
  when it when you write yourself into a store where the story
• 1:35:37
  becomes too hard to fall, that's when people lose.
• 1:35:41
  That's where we're at with Stranger Things.
• 1:35:43
  I think it's a good place to wrap it up.
• 1:35:46
  Like unless you said Phil wants to come on, we could bring it
• 1:35:49
  back. But I suppose it's a politically
• 1:35:52
  motivated show. We should say something about
• 1:35:54
  Maduro. People thought.
• 1:35:56
  People are definitely going to think I have some shit to say
• 1:35:58
  about it, Sam. Oh yeah?
• 1:36:00
  Well, I actually have I. Probably going to be wrong about
• 1:36:03
  what they think I would say though.
• 1:36:05
  I actually have a clip that I want that I that I just found.
• 1:36:11
  So this actually President Trump's statement on Maduro,
• 1:36:16
  which I actually haven't seen yet, but I think this is as good
• 1:36:20
  a place as any to start with. You know the.
• 1:36:24
  Late last night and early today, at my direction, the United
• 1:36:31
  States Armed Forces conducted an extraordinary military operation
• 1:36:38
  in the capital of Venezuela, overwhelming American military
• 1:36:44
  power. Air, land and sea was used to
• 1:36:47
  launch a spectacular assault, and it was a an assault like
• 1:36:53
  people have not seen since World War 2.
• 1:36:59
  It was a force against a heavily fortified military fortress in
• 1:37:03
  the heart of Caracas to bring outlaw dictator Nicolas Maduro
• 1:37:09
  to justice. This was one of the most
• 1:37:12
  stunning, effective and powerful displays of American military
• 1:37:18
  might and competence in American history.
• 1:37:24
  And if you think about it, we've done some other good ones, like
• 1:37:28
  the attack on Soleimani, the attack on al Baghdadi and the
• 1:37:38
  he. Died like a dog.
• 1:37:39
  Obliteration and decimation of the Iran nuclear sites just
• 1:37:44
  recently in an operation known as Midnight Hammer.
• 1:37:51
  All perfectly executed and done. No nation in the world could
• 1:37:57
  achieve what America achieved yesterday or frankly, in just a
• 1:38:02
  short period of time. All Venezuelan military
• 1:38:07
  capacities were rendered powerless as the men and women
• 1:38:11
  of our military, working with U.S. law enforcement,
• 1:38:14
  successfully captured Maduro in the dead of night.
• 1:38:18
  It was dark. The lights of Caracas were
• 1:38:25
  largely turned off due to a certain expertise that we have.
• 1:38:33
  It was dark and it was deadly, but captured.
• 1:38:38
  Along with his wife, Celia Flores, both of whom now face
• 1:38:46
  American justice, Maduro and Flores have been indicted in the
• 1:38:51
  Southern District of New York, Jay Clayton, for their campaign
• 1:38:57
  of deadly narco terrorism against the United States and
• 1:39:01
  its citizens. I want to thank the men and
• 1:39:04
  women of our military who achieved such an extraordinary
• 1:39:07
  success overnight with breathtaking speed, power,
• 1:39:11
  precision and competence late last night.
• 1:39:15
  OK. So yeah, that's the speech.
• 1:39:20
  I know that kind of ran a little longer, but I wanted to play
• 1:39:23
  that. So yeah, Maduro got picked up
• 1:39:28
  basically for narco terrorism and.
• 1:39:31
  Now people will be like Max, you're the anti war guy, you
• 1:39:34
  should be mad as fuck. But I'm actually the reason I'm
• 1:39:39
  anti war. Sam.
• 1:39:40
  I think people don't understand, especially libertarians is
• 1:39:43
  because I am very very like like pro American troops more than
• 1:39:48
  anything. Certainly the generals and
• 1:39:50
  politicians that commend them off to war.
• 1:39:54
  And so in this is the kind of situation where you're going to
• 1:39:57
  have the least commitment of fucking troops to call to solve
• 1:40:00
  a problem. The same people mad Sam, the
• 1:40:04
  same people mad with are all about the idea of like going
• 1:40:08
  back in time and killing Hitler or killing fascists or whatever.
• 1:40:12
  Scooping up a communist dictator who's been terrorizing his
• 1:40:15
  people for a decade and then a decade before him, the other guy
• 1:40:18
  Hugo Chavez did to me is a much less investment of the blood and
• 1:40:24
  treasure of our guys than the alternatives.
• 1:40:29
  Well I want to point out too Max.
• 1:40:31
  Especially when we're being invaded by people from that
• 1:40:34
  country that got that let out of prisons and mental hospitals.
• 1:40:38
  Yeah, and I I want to point out to Maxi, people are kind some
• 1:40:43
  people I may shock that's your position.
• 1:40:45
  I'm not though, because we've talked out this on we've talked
• 1:40:49
  about that very thing on this program before.
• 1:40:52
  And also when we have when I've talked to Steve Strand in the
• 1:40:59
  past. And for the listeners who don't
• 1:41:01
  know, Steve Strand is an author who back in the 80s actually
• 1:41:06
  worked with the was a Green Beret and worked with the DA to
• 1:41:09
  take down Narco Terrace. And Steve himself is not a big
• 1:41:14
  fan of boots on the ground, but he did say that these types of
• 1:41:19
  like small surgical strikes are exactly what we need to do.
• 1:41:23
  Kidnapping. Kidnapping is the #1 weapon that
• 1:41:26
  cartels and Maduro both use in Central and South America to get
• 1:41:31
  what they want. Yes they, yes, they've been.
• 1:41:34
  Doing this is the language that these people speak.
• 1:41:37
  Yes. Bombing their boats and
• 1:41:39
  kidnapping, yes, that's the language of the cartel and and
• 1:41:42
  if you think Maduro has nothing to do with a cartel, you're a
• 1:41:45
  fucking retard. Oh my.
• 1:41:47
  Oh my God. Yeah.
• 1:41:49
  If yeah, if you think, if you think Maduro is innocent, then
• 1:41:54
  yeah. You're now you can take the
• 1:41:55
  pacifist stance, you can take even the libertarian stance that
• 1:41:58
  we should never intervene in foreign affairs and I can
• 1:42:01
  respect that, but that's not my position.
• 1:42:03
  That's all. I think.
• 1:42:07
  I think we should have scooped up the Ayatollah like this a
• 1:42:09
  long time ago bro. I, I agree.
• 1:42:12
  I, I can, I can respect that position.
• 1:42:15
  I well, I can respect that. And Xi Jinping and every other
• 1:42:19
  Communist Party member. Yeah, what?
• 1:42:21
  He said. I I I agree with that too and
• 1:42:25
  like also. Matter of fact Sam, I'm for
• 1:42:28
  black bagging every commie with power in the whole world.
• 1:42:33
  So wait, so Gavin Newsom then? Oh yeah, he should at least
• 1:42:38
  stand trial for his commie bullshit, right?
• 1:42:41
  Yeah, yeah. How about Tim guys?
• 1:42:45
  Tim Walls has become retard of the year and it's only the first
• 1:42:48
  week. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:54
  Also, good evening, Phil. What's up?
• 1:42:59
  But this is this is this. Is kind of I know I'm going to
• 1:43:02
  trigger at least one really autistic libertarian.
• 1:43:05
  Guy. By not having their exact
• 1:43:06
  position. Yeah, you, you can never, you
• 1:43:10
  can never make them happy enough.
• 1:43:11
  It's like, like the purity tests from hell.
• 1:43:16
  Like there's nothing, nothing's ever good enough.
• 1:43:19
  Nothing's ever like just dude like.
• 1:43:22
  Like you just. Don't hate government as much as
• 1:43:24
  I do, man. And it's like, I don't know,
• 1:43:26
  maybe it's just different. Like what, what what do you talk
• 1:43:30
  like? It's like, oh, you, you don't
• 1:43:31
  hate your government as much. I'm like what do you what the
• 1:43:33
  fuck are you talking about? Like it's like like your guy,
• 1:43:38
  the the Trump. OK, Trump may not be perfect, he
• 1:43:41
  may not be like the but he's he's about the best thing you're
• 1:43:45
  ever going to fucking get right. This There's no you're not
• 1:43:48
  getting better, right. You think your weird, your weird
• 1:43:52
  libertarian ass is getting anything better than Trump.
• 1:43:55
  You get you're out of your fucking mind.
• 1:43:57
  Like the only. Libertarian representatives they
• 1:43:59
  can even get is at the congressional level at best, and
• 1:44:03
  they have to run as a fucking Republican to do it.
• 1:44:06
  You're. Yeah.
• 1:44:07
  Justin Amash. Like what?
• 1:44:08
  What? Well, and he ran.
• 1:44:11
  As a Republican originally, right?
• 1:44:16
  Yeah. They have to run as a Republican
• 1:44:17
  and then switch to either independent or Libertarian to
• 1:44:20
  even get in that position. Yeah, that's all they do.
• 1:44:25
  That's that's all these libertarians do is like, like
• 1:44:28
  whenever they want relevance, they have to fight, recognize
• 1:44:31
  themselves as a Republican. And then when it's politically
• 1:44:34
  convenient, then they go back to the weird, the weird libertarian
• 1:44:39
  phase. I'm so like, I, I know that a
• 1:44:41
  couple of there's, there's a couple stances that I have that
• 1:44:45
  do lean in the libertarian fashion, but I could never, I
• 1:44:50
  could never side with these weirdos.
• 1:44:52
  Like I can't, I can't, I can't. I had time where.
• 1:44:56
  Like I, I talked and, and associated with a lot of people
• 1:45:00
  who are even like end caps and stuff, but it's literally
• 1:45:03
  because they were the only ones that wanted to like debate these
• 1:45:07
  issues. And it's because they're
• 1:45:08
  autistic as fuck and you try to be tolerant of them.
• 1:45:11
  But it's one thing like here's the thing with libertarians,
• 1:45:14
  especially the end caps, right as you take a basic bit like I,
• 1:45:18
  yes, I am a minarchist. That is my position.
• 1:45:20
  I believe there should be a government fucking status.
• 1:45:23
  We can't agree on anything. OK, then go over in the corner
• 1:45:26
  at the child's table and shut up, because you're never going
• 1:45:30
  to get any reduction in the government by saying it's either
• 1:45:33
  all or nothing, motherfucker. Right.
• 1:45:36
  Like, yeah. And you take and you take the
• 1:45:38
  the Venezuela issue, right. It's like, oh, you got so many
• 1:45:41
  people that are just like, oh, here we go, another war again.
• 1:45:45
  Like, did you see a fucking war? I didn't.
• 1:45:49
  I didn't see a war. I saw.
• 1:45:51
  I saw the baddest military on the earth go in, get their shit,
• 1:45:58
  and get the fuck out. That's what I saw.
• 1:46:01
  I actually wanted to point out Max that you had concerns about
• 1:46:04
  a potential war brewing if Maduro wasn't getting wasn't a.
• 1:46:09
  War was. Out of power, he.
• 1:46:11
  Was definitely making threats all kind like people.
• 1:46:13
  Aren't Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, we, we, we talked
• 1:46:17
  about that very thing like at the end of last year and so.
• 1:46:21
  I like, I feel put upon. Like how do people not feel put
• 1:46:26
  upon by Maduro already if you have Venezuelans in your area?
• 1:46:30
  I mentioned Sam last year getting into a fight with two
• 1:46:33
  fucking Trende Aragua members up here in Massachusetts in my
• 1:46:37
  hometown. Question is.
• 1:46:40
  That the guy. The that just got the the
• 1:46:43
  biggest losers, I would say the biggest losers in all of this,
• 1:46:49
  of course, other than Maduro, I think it was the Russians.
• 1:46:54
  Like I think the Russians are the biggest losers because that
• 1:46:57
  look, they First off, they lost a chunk of a chunk of their oil
• 1:47:02
  control and actually geopolitical control down there
• 1:47:06
  in South South America. But then they also like their
• 1:47:13
  air defense that not like Venezuela had Russian air
• 1:47:17
  defense and like we like we we knife through that like a hot.
• 1:47:24
  But the day afterwards, right, they were shooting at their own
• 1:47:27
  drones because they're so fucked up by the fact that happened at
• 1:47:30
  all. Yeah, it's, it's wild.
• 1:47:33
  And then and then and then right, the this whole thing
• 1:47:37
  today where where Russia tried to send some vessels over and
• 1:47:43
  then we jacked them. Like it's like when before Trump
• 1:47:51
  got back in, I was saying like during the I also.
• 1:47:55
  Like to point out China's reaction real quick.
• 1:47:57
  We sue you. Good.
• 1:48:01
  Oh, you, you did a very bad Oh no.
• 1:48:06
  No, no. You're very bad.
• 1:48:08
  No, when it went like before. Before Trump got back in office
• 1:48:14
  during the during the Ukraine conflict, I was saying at that
• 1:48:18
  time, and I got flacked for this, that the United States
• 1:48:26
  like of the of the power 3 militaries, I had the United
• 1:48:31
  States at actually at 3, at rank three, at the bottom of those
• 1:48:35
  three at that time because of the leadership, because the
• 1:48:42
  leadership was fucking atrocious and it was underfunded and it
• 1:48:48
  was undermanned. So at that time, so and I was
• 1:48:52
  like. Mean like a typical government
• 1:48:55
  thing that's actually worthwhile.
• 1:48:57
  It was underfunded and undermanned.
• 1:48:59
  Right, So, and I said, and I, and I gave the caveat, I was
• 1:49:03
  like, look, this all could change in a hurry.
• 1:49:06
  If you put the right people in, If you put, if Trump goes in, he
• 1:49:10
  hires the right people, we could be #1 in an instant, In an
• 1:49:15
  instant. And that's, and you know what?
• 1:49:18
  That's exactly what happened. Trump won.
• 1:49:21
  They redid the military. They got rid of all the woke
• 1:49:24
  shit. They refilled their ranks.
• 1:49:26
  They refilled the budget. Trying to get all.
• 1:49:28
  The law with this, but the batter, the fact of the matter
• 1:49:32
  is international law ends at what can be enforced by whom.
• 1:49:36
  And if we look at the oh, the UN, OK, let's cut out all the
• 1:49:40
  people in the UN that don't fucking matter and don't
• 1:49:42
  actually have a say because they can't back it up.
• 1:49:44
  So basically Russia, China, US and South Korea.
• 1:49:51
  Yeah. That that's as a say, those are
• 1:49:54
  the only people and, and I only add South Korea, not because
• 1:49:57
  militarily, but economically that they could make a potential
• 1:50:00
  problem for us and that and they won't because they're basically
• 1:50:04
  our vassal state. So then you only have three
• 1:50:06
  countries that get to decide these kind of things, Russia,
• 1:50:09
  China and the US. And when those three countries
• 1:50:12
  sit down to decide these kind of things, they have to do this one
• 1:50:15
  thing and say, is this worth fighting each other over?
• 1:50:20
  And I guarantee you, Maduro is not for them, for both Russia
• 1:50:24
  and China. They're mad.
• 1:50:25
  Yes, they don't like it, but what are they going to do to
• 1:50:28
  America about it? God damn nothing.
• 1:50:30
  They know it's in our backyard. Yeah.
• 1:50:33
  And and this, and that's another thing like like when, when, when
• 1:50:37
  you hear people talk about, oh, this is going to be another Iraq
• 1:50:41
  or this is going to be another Afghanistan.
• 1:50:43
  It's like there's, there's, there's no nuance to the
• 1:50:47
  conversation. Like First off, let's just let's
• 1:50:50
  just let's just hypothetically say this spirals out of control
• 1:50:54
  and then we might need to put boots on the ground or whatever.
• 1:50:57
  Let's just hypothetically say that that's what happens.
• 1:51:01
  I would venture to say that that Venezuela would probably be more
• 1:51:05
  warranted than Afghanistan or Iraq just because it's literally
• 1:51:10
  in our backyard. You cross you.
• 1:51:12
  Cross The difference, too, is that the Venezuelan people are
• 1:51:16
  not religious fanatics at all. Like, they're Catholic, sure,
• 1:51:19
  but they're not religious fanatics, nor are they fanatics
• 1:51:22
  for communism. The Army isn't really all that
• 1:51:25
  thrilled with, you know. But it's but yeah, but even with
• 1:51:30
  Afghanistan and Iraq, it's like, well, that that's a whole world
• 1:51:33
  away. Like who, who, who really gives
• 1:51:35
  a fuck about those countries? Whereas Venezuela you cross a
• 1:51:40
  you cross the Caribbean and you're in Miami, right.
• 1:51:43
  So that there that's AI mean that's.
• 1:51:47
  Shmuley especially, have been saying that the future of
• 1:51:50
  American geopolitics rests in Latin America and Asia.
• 1:51:54
  I stand by that. I'm sorry, Europe, you're not it
• 1:51:57
  anymore. It's it's us, it's Asia,
• 1:52:01
  including basically Russia and China as the superpower.
• 1:52:04
  But also with Korea, you see obviously Japan on the rise.
• 1:52:08
  You see, like Asia's popping off, South America, it's not
• 1:52:12
  popping off, but it's all the potential, all the.
• 1:52:16
  This is this is what makes the the Monroe Doctrine more
• 1:52:19
  important than ever, right? So, yeah, it it makes it more
• 1:52:24
  important like, and, and because because technology and all this
• 1:52:27
  stuff, it's made the world a lot smaller place that Monroe
• 1:52:32
  Doctrine is people. Think because of my stance on
• 1:52:35
  illegal immigration that I have something against like Latin
• 1:52:38
  American culture. But anybody that knows me knows
• 1:52:41
  AI grew up around it right? So a lot of my friends are
• 1:52:44
  different Latino varieties. BI love that shit.
• 1:52:47
  Like there's a difference between living next to illegal
• 1:52:51
  immigrant criminals and watching Mexican wrestling, right?
• 1:52:56
  Yeah. It's not the same thing.
• 1:52:58
  I enjoy the culture just fine. I like people like that just
• 1:53:01
  fine. But if you come to this country
• 1:53:03
  illegally and you're a gang banger, I don't like you so
• 1:53:05
  fucking much. Yeah.
• 1:53:07
  Not that difficult. If there was a bunch of Irish
• 1:53:10
  gang bangers in my neighborhood, Sam, I'd be saying to get rid of
• 1:53:12
  them too. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:53:16
  Well and I well and again going back to.
• 1:53:18
  What it's not. It's Venezuelan and and
• 1:53:20
  Guatemalan, right? And they're all illegal.
• 1:53:23
  Right. Well, and again, going back to
• 1:53:25
  what friend of the show Steve Stratton was saying, like it's
• 1:53:30
  not like we don't want boots. We don't want like endless
• 1:53:35
  military operations, but at the same time like you know, if, if
• 1:53:39
  the narco terrorists wanted. Phil But I I would say what he
• 1:53:43
  was basically saying is that would be better than Iraq and
• 1:53:46
  Afghanistan, even though we don't approve of that.
• 1:53:49
  Right. Yeah.
• 1:53:50
  Because there's interests in South America for us and
• 1:53:54
  frankly, for the Venezuelan people.
• 1:53:56
  You notice so many of them happy about this, bro.
• 1:54:01
  I'll tell you something what I know about South American
• 1:54:03
  people, Sam. A lot of Brazilians, a lot of
• 1:54:06
  Chileans, a lot of Argentinians. The ones that survived communism
• 1:54:12
  are as anti communism as I am. Oh oh hell yeah.
• 1:54:16
  Cubanos. Yeah.
• 1:54:20
  Yeah, living, living here in Florida, I cannot tell you the
• 1:54:23
  amount of the the amount of people who were, some of them
• 1:54:26
  were crying with like tears of joy when they heard that Maduro
• 1:54:32
  had been captured. Absolutely.
• 1:54:37
  Is a monster and and it's almost like it's a double whammy
• 1:54:41
  because they're sort of getting justice for Hugo Chavez in a
• 1:54:44
  way. Too.
• 1:54:45
  Oh yeah. Which?
• 1:54:46
  This is a successor. Finally, somebody's going to
• 1:54:50
  jail. Which both which?
• 1:54:52
  Imagine if you were a Venezuelan.
• 1:54:54
  That'd be very good to see right?
• 1:54:56
  After all of these years of all this bullshit.
• 1:54:58
  Somebody's going to jail. Thank God.
• 1:55:01
  I I. Do see them thanking God and
• 1:55:03
  praying in the streets and dancing?
• 1:55:06
  Yeah, yeah, I do. I do.
• 1:55:11
  I want them to make Venezuela great again.
• 1:55:14
  Yes. It was ever great.
• 1:55:16
  They might have been to them and that's good enough.
• 1:55:18
  Also also, I love seeing all the memes of Marco Rubio finding out
• 1:55:24
  that he's going to become a president of Venezuela.
• 1:55:28
  Now that those are great, although like, I don't know,
• 1:55:35
  Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens, they're both upset that
• 1:55:40
  Maduro is out of power. Now, because Mr. Iraq War is the
• 1:55:46
  greatest thing ever, Tucker Carlson is all of a sudden the
• 1:55:49
  most bleeding heart antiwar guy that's ever existed because he
• 1:55:53
  decided that he doesn't like Jews so much.
• 1:55:56
  Right, right. Which?
• 1:55:58
  There was there was a meme that I thought was fucking hilarious.
• 1:56:02
  It was a it, there was an AI meme of Candace Owens tying all
• 1:56:07
  of it to Israel. It was so hilarious.
• 1:56:10
  It was like, look, they dropped a bunch there.
• 1:56:14
  There's a bunch of numbers and he he that she had this like
• 1:56:17
  little chart or whatever. Look, see, it all ties back to
• 1:56:20
  Israel. It's fucking hilarious.
• 1:56:23
  The the thing, the thing with that though, the thing with that
• 1:56:26
  though, too, is like when it comes to AI parodies like that,
• 1:56:29
  it it's really hard to tell between AI and.
• 1:56:32
  Cannes. Yeah, yeah, I thought.
• 1:56:34
  Oh. I saw Trump 1 today that where
• 1:56:37
  he was like, he was like, yes, these protesters are now
• 1:56:40
  declared officially big gay. Very sad to see.
• 1:56:47
  They're all homosexuals. They should seek therapy.
• 1:56:50
  And I was like, it sounds and looks exactly like Trump saying
• 1:56:53
  that. And it has his cadence, and it
• 1:56:55
  sounds like something he might even say.
• 1:56:57
  Yeah, I, when I one of my, when we were, I was talking with one
• 1:57:03
  of my friends about the, the, the, the Minnesota shooting or
• 1:57:07
  whatever. And, and we didn't even know, we
• 1:57:10
  didn't know who the victim was yet at the time, but we know,
• 1:57:15
  all we knew was that it was a female.
• 1:57:17
  And, and it was like, and now, right now, but at that time it
• 1:57:21
  was like, oh, it's a 37 year old.
• 1:57:24
  And, and he goes, oh, it's, it was, it was probably some blue
• 1:57:27
  haired bull dyke like. And it was like, and I didn't, I
• 1:57:33
  didn't. Not so.
• 1:57:33
  Far. Off and I was like, yeah, a
• 1:57:35
  couple hours later we're like, oh his her wife was fucking
• 1:57:40
  filming the thing outside. I'm like, oh, she didn't.
• 1:57:43
  Have the. Blue and he was like.
• 1:57:45
  Might as well be right. Like, see, I fucking told you
• 1:57:49
  I'm like, damn it. And that's one of those people.
• 1:57:52
  I don't, I don't like fucking. I don't like admitting when
• 1:57:55
  somebody's right. Like, but anyway, it's like
• 1:57:59
  these people, those people are fucking weirdos.
• 1:58:02
  They're they, they really are like the weirdest, the weird.
• 1:58:07
  But earlier tonight, Tim Walz is trying to rile up the Minnesota
• 1:58:12
  National Guard, not even joking, to fight other National Guards
• 1:58:16
  to save the immigrants from Trump.
• 1:58:21
  Oh geez, yeah, let's let's see how that pans out.
• 1:58:25
  Isn't he? Isn't he being forced to resign?
• 1:58:30
  You can watch the video. Yeah.
• 1:58:33
  No, but like I I read somebody that like people are calling for
• 1:58:37
  his resignation now between this and and the Somali.
• 1:58:42
  They already were, he said. He's not going to run again, but
• 1:58:45
  now he's literally threatening the federal troops with the
• 1:58:49
  state troops. That is called insurrection,
• 1:58:53
  Sam. Jeez.
• 1:58:56
  Legitimate, Legitimate insurrection.
• 1:58:59
  That's a legitimate insurrection on behalf of him associated with
• 1:59:03
  legitimate terror groups now and Antifa and others.
• 1:59:07
  It's, it's almost, it's almost like they do all the things that
• 1:59:10
  they accuse Trump of doing all the time.
• 1:59:14
  It's almost like the communists are literally trying to have a
• 1:59:17
  revolution in Minnesota right now as we speak.
• 1:59:21
  Yeah. And it's almost.
• 1:59:23
  Like we have an act that you could invoke and that they are.
• 1:59:27
  Playing with. Fire.
• 1:59:29
  Yeah, but I, I, I don't. I don't.
• 1:59:32
  Think, I don't think Trump really gives that much of A
• 1:59:36
  shit, nor should he like not not in that regard.
• 1:59:39
  Like like Minnesota, like, OK, OK, you're protesting.
• 1:59:46
  Oh, these, these weird protesters, they're probably
• 1:59:48
  getting paid, which means it's a whole bunch of money going back
• 1:59:52
  and. Federal troops now, though.
• 1:59:54
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, look it it it If
• 1:59:58
  anything it likely gets covered. What?
• 2:00:00
  You're saying but here's my druthers on that is I am sick
• 2:00:04
  and tired of them being allowed to assault law enforcement and I
• 2:00:07
  do want something done about it whether or not it's the tumper I
• 2:00:11
  already in the world or. Not yeah, but yeah.
• 2:00:12
  But I don't think we don't. Start cracking down on them,
• 2:00:15
  attacking police officers. They're going to keep doing it.
• 2:00:18
  Yeah, but I don't, I don't, I think that we're I, I think that
• 2:00:23
  these these cops are actually going to be able to crack down,
• 2:00:28
  unlike the lat, unlike the the the George Floyd weirdness.
• 2:00:34
  I think this time what the? Mayor is saying that's.
• 2:00:36
  Not what the. Governor is saying there's both,
• 2:00:39
  saying that their troops and cops are going to resist federal
• 2:00:43
  cops even being there. Yeah, that that, that's not
• 2:00:47
  going to end. Very well for them I'm not.
• 2:00:49
  I'm maybe you didn't see what Tim Walz's press.
• 2:00:52
  Conference No, no, no, I was talking press conference is but
• 2:00:54
  I'm saying what I'm saying is before the the last time I think
• 2:01:01
  Trump was like, I think Trump and his administration was more
• 2:01:04
  worried about being called racist or trying to.
• 2:01:08
  He was trying to like somewhat sort of keep the peace.
• 2:01:12
  Now, I don't think any of them give a shit.
• 2:01:14
  They're like, OK, because you see, because you see ICE
• 2:01:17
  activity did not stop. It was not it wasn't like, oh,
• 2:01:21
  like like this would have been one of those things where ICE
• 2:01:24
  probably would have like the government probably would have
• 2:01:27
  taken the hands back and be like, we're going to assess the
• 2:01:30
  situation. No, ICE is just like they're
• 2:01:34
  they're still moving forward. It's not like they they didn't
• 2:01:37
  stop at all. If anything, you may have
• 2:01:40
  actually like might have did the polar opposite.
• 2:01:44
  Yeah, I don't think a. Hard ass for these people should
• 2:01:48
  be arrested whether the and if the local police.
• 2:01:51
  I agree. I agree.
• 2:01:54
  I agree, but I I just, I'm not sure it's like, well, do you
• 2:01:59
  really want to like? I care a lot more about that
• 2:02:01
  than a dead pedophile list. Same.
• 2:02:06
  Like way more. Like I don't care as much about
• 2:02:08
  the Epstein files at all. I I care about arresting people
• 2:02:11
  who are actively being unlawful and trying to overthrow my
• 2:02:16
  country. Yeah, no, I I agree.
• 2:02:19
  I agree. I'm just you.
• 2:02:21
  Know then the average brain dead retard thinks that's the big be
• 2:02:24
  all end all is the fucking Epstein files.
• 2:02:26
  Like I'm not saying I'm not saying I don't care about that
• 2:02:29
  at all by the way. I'm just saying that I care more
• 2:02:32
  about I've been a victim of Antifa's tyranny.
• 2:02:36
  Yeah. You know it's.
• 2:02:39
  Like a. Lot of people I know have, and
• 2:02:42
  we're sick of it. We're sick if they get away with
• 2:02:44
  being unlawful. But I'm willing.
• 2:02:46
  Like, that's where libertarians start to hate me.
• 2:02:49
  Yeah, I lock them up, start putting some harsh penalties on
• 2:02:52
  these motherfuckers. I think there's going to be a
• 2:02:55
  little a lot more. There's aggression, but it's
• 2:02:59
  like a covert aggression. Like if it's like because
• 2:03:03
  you're, you're, you don't like, like on one hand, you want more,
• 2:03:09
  you want more to be done, but at the same time you don't want to
• 2:03:12
  do, you don't want to match it where it makes a scene, right?
• 2:03:19
  And then and, and then it's like you, you're fueling there felt
• 2:03:23
  like you're letting that media run away with it.
• 2:03:26
  And I think it's. A perspective difference that
• 2:03:28
  that we're having here is I'm actually just from the
• 2:03:30
  perspective of me with no power at all, what I'm advocating for,
• 2:03:35
  because somebody has to. And I'm sick and tired of
• 2:03:38
  pussyfooting around this. We need to start locking people
• 2:03:41
  up who are actively, violently saying they're going to
• 2:03:43
  overthrow the government committing terrorist attacks.
• 2:03:45
  What happened at brown? Dude?
• 2:03:47
  That's right down the street from me.
• 2:03:49
  Like enough is enough. Yeah, so and and another thing,
• 2:03:54
  Well, well, I mean there's. Well, I'm not in power.
• 2:03:56
  You're talking about the nuances of trying to control things from
• 2:03:59
  in power to be. Fair.
• 2:04:02
  Yeah, a little bit of that, yeah.
• 2:04:04
  I'm not in power, so my thing is I want to strongly advocate for
• 2:04:08
  my actual position. Yeah, which?
• 2:04:09
  Is what I said. No, I mean, and that's not the
• 2:04:12
  only difference we're having. Your, your, your, your feelings
• 2:04:15
  and your opinion are valid. Like I'm just saying.
• 2:04:21
  No, I wanted to say yours are too.
• 2:04:22
  That's the difference. That's where we're looking at
• 2:04:24
  it. That's.
• 2:04:25
  Resolved. He's facing Trump is facing a
• 2:04:28
  monumental uphill climb because it's like everything around him
• 2:04:33
  is corrupt. Everything around him is
• 2:04:36
  corrupt. Yeah, Das, the judges, the, the
• 2:04:39
  fucking everything. Like you would you want to, you
• 2:04:43
  want to arrest people and they should be arrested.
• 2:04:46
  But all it takes is 1 corrupt judge to go.
• 2:04:49
  You know what? This is why with with.
• 2:04:51
  Corruption, I stand by the I shoot for the moon and I accept
• 2:04:56
  the good, the WS we get. And I also understand we're
• 2:05:00
  going to take LS, right? There's a lot of people that are
• 2:05:02
  like hooked on this Internet style banter where they don't
• 2:05:06
  understand. I, I've said this a million
• 2:05:08
  times on the show, right, Sam? Politics is disappointment and
• 2:05:11
  compromise. Yeah.
• 2:05:13
  That's what it is and these a lot of younger people
• 2:05:16
  especially, they've not experienced that part of
• 2:05:18
  politics and when they do, they get so fucking black pilled.
• 2:05:21
  But that's just the reality of the the real political machine,
• 2:05:26
  so to speak. I I firmly like they're they're
• 2:05:31
  every now and again when when when I I feel the need to want
• 2:05:38
  to be black pilled. Trump does something that like,
• 2:05:40
  reinvigorates my faith, right? And it's like.
• 2:05:46
  Yeah. I know, I know, I know this man
• 2:05:50
  is well versed in the art of war and the 48 laws of power, right?
• 2:05:56
  I know it. I did like this because I've
• 2:05:59
  read those books and I'm like, dude, this is Donald Trump to a
• 2:06:02
  fucking team, right? He's.
• 2:06:04
  Not he's. And I and Phil, I actually
• 2:06:07
  wanted to point that out too, because similar to you, like,
• 2:06:10
  you know, there are moments where I can get black.
• 2:06:13
  Felt pale that time too at times too.
• 2:06:16
  And I don't know you, but I, I'm not saying that Trump did timed
• 2:06:21
  this Maduro arrest intentionally, but I do feel
• 2:06:26
  like after kind of the, the, the horrific ending we had last year
• 2:06:30
  with, you know, the whole Troy Kirk thing and everything, I
• 2:06:34
  feel like, I feel like this Maduro arrest was a big win to
• 2:06:38
  kick off the year essentially. This, this, this was Trump
• 2:06:45
  basically laying laying his Dick on the table and showing
• 2:06:50
  everybody just how much bigger it is than everybody else's.
• 2:06:53
  Like, this was that moment for him.
• 2:06:56
  Like, dude, this guy has this guy meaning Maduro has been
• 2:07:03
  oppressing people for 1/4 of a fucking century.
• 2:07:07
  Yeah, this he just with it with a like he, he he basically
• 2:07:14
  within a couple hours went in there.
• 2:07:17
  Instead, we give them a. Free Venezuela if you can keep
• 2:07:21
  it. Right.
• 2:07:22
  And I like, and he did that within hours, like they left at
• 2:07:25
  night, they were back before breakfast like this was.
• 2:07:31
  I stand with the Venezuelan people.
• 2:07:33
  I hope they can keep a free Venezuelan now, right?
• 2:07:36
  Yeah, you. And I do think we should support
• 2:07:38
  them. The libertarians, again, would
• 2:07:40
  be like, oh, Max is saying we should support another country
• 2:07:43
  with aid. Yeah, like Venezuela, because of
• 2:07:45
  what we just did. Combined with the potential that
• 2:07:48
  they have, Yes, we should. They're right in our fucking
• 2:07:50
  backyard. Yep.
• 2:07:53
  I do care about those people and, and you know what?
• 2:07:55
  If it was better there, then there'd be a hell of a lot less
• 2:07:58
  from here too. It's and and when he did that,
• 2:08:03
  when Trump did that, seeing China's reaction was basically
• 2:08:08
  they were they were loud. They dumped they they dumped
• 2:08:11
  some some of their propaganda shit all over Twitter, but like.
• 2:08:15
  Send 10,000 lawyers is my favorite.
• 2:08:18
  Yeah, like what? What?
• 2:08:19
  What the fuck are you going to look?
• 2:08:20
  My missiles don't recognize your lawyers, you Dick.
• 2:08:24
  Now get the fuck out of the. It's it's like they brought a
• 2:08:28
  Yu-gi-oh card to a Pokémon game. Well, and and also the EU, the
• 2:08:35
  EU, you like writing them a strongly worded letter
• 2:08:38
  condemning them that that was my favorite part It's.
• 2:08:42
  Like I play Charizard right and China's like I play blue eyes
• 2:08:46
  white dragon. What the fuck game you even play
• 2:08:49
  in China? What they don't like, and, and
• 2:08:53
  this is what I'm saying, like between like with in regards to
• 2:09:00
  Russia, like in Iran, they had Russian air defenses that was
• 2:09:07
  like that were wiped out in an instant.
• 2:09:09
  In Venezuela, they had Russian air defenses.
• 2:09:12
  They were wiped out in the fucking instant.
• 2:09:14
  You don't think there's some you don't think there's some
• 2:09:18
  messaging to that too? Like OK, look, you really want
• 2:09:22
  to buy this cheap Russian bullshit or do you want to buy
• 2:09:26
  has American? Air defenses and Russia's not
• 2:09:29
  able to wipe them out is a message, too.
• 2:09:31
  They II had Russian air defenses, then Pakistan fucking
• 2:09:37
  went through their shit and they had they tapped out like a bunch
• 2:09:40
  of bitches like dude, like the the he's sending, they're
• 2:09:44
  sending messages, a million different messages.
• 2:09:47
  And one of them is like, look there, your air defense is
• 2:09:52
  nothing compared to ours, so you might as well buy our Soviet.
• 2:09:55
  Surplus bullshit is not up to snuff, is the message.
• 2:10:01
  And this is and this is what happens when you finally have
• 2:10:04
  real leadership in charge. This is what happens you you do
• 2:10:09
  amaze at some of the most amazing shit on earth because I
• 2:10:13
  and I know this because I've been I've I've I've worn the
• 2:10:16
  suit right. The when you when you give that
• 2:10:21
  when you give people leaders, you give these guys leadership
• 2:10:24
  resources and a big clear mission.
• 2:10:28
  There is not a job they can't do.
• 2:10:30
  There is not a job timeline. They can't reach their.
• 2:10:34
  Support for our troops. These guys think I'm anti war
• 2:10:37
  just because of some principle. It's because I have been.
• 2:10:41
  First of all, I got rejected for service myself 'cause I got the
• 2:10:44
  inward pointed feet or whatever, but I tried.
• 2:10:47
  And second of all, almost all of my I have friends growing up and
• 2:10:51
  even as an adult I have so many friends that are vets, active
• 2:10:54
  duty or whatever. And so this libertarian mindset
• 2:10:57
  of I hate the fucking troops, they're a bunch of pigs is the
• 2:11:00
  most disgusting. That was the most distasteful
• 2:11:02
  thing about libertarians, except for the ones that advocate
• 2:11:04
  pedophilia. The the.
• 2:11:08
  I mean because. I care about our men and women
• 2:11:11
  in uniform because those are my brothers and sisters as an
• 2:11:14
  American. Yeah, they're doing a.
• 2:11:16
  Hard job, motherfucker. The military create the platform
• 2:11:21
  for you to have the libertarian stances that you have like, oh,
• 2:11:25
  every, every libertarian stance that you, you fucking believe in
• 2:11:30
  happens on the platform that was built by our military, right.
• 2:11:34
  That's though, without the military, you don't have shit.
• 2:11:39
  You don't have shit. So you know I.
• 2:11:43
  Yeah. If you want to look, if you
• 2:11:45
  want, if you want to talk like if, if you guys, if they want to
• 2:11:48
  talk about the Federal Reserve, hey, I'm all about that
• 2:11:51
  conversation. If you want to talk about you
• 2:11:54
  know these entitlement programs all.
• 2:11:57
  Kinds of beautiful stuff. We can talk about Libertarian
• 2:12:01
  and Ron. Paul right, If you want to like
• 2:12:04
  the military is where it ends. Like that's like you lost me at
• 2:12:07
  the military. Oh, would do.
• 2:12:09
  Do we need this big of a budget? Well, apparently so.
• 2:12:12
  No, because there's a whole lot of people that don't fucking
• 2:12:15
  like us and there's a whole lot of people that want like and,
• 2:12:19
  and, and, and the, well, those people.
• 2:12:23
  From the status of being the tippity top of the military
• 2:12:27
  fucking echelon in the whole world.
• 2:12:29
  And they don't even realize that.
• 2:12:30
  Because if we weren't, if we weren't the top military in the
• 2:12:34
  whole fucking world, our lives would be a lot harder
• 2:12:38
  considering how much of the world is against our very like
• 2:12:41
  fundamental ideas. Yeah, yeah, I, I actually, I
• 2:12:45
  actually pointed this out to, to, to a Loboterian the other
• 2:12:49
  day that like the fact the US doesn't get invaded is actually
• 2:12:56
  like a miracle, like. Well, I.
• 2:13:02
  Mean. Yeah, I, I, I.
• 2:13:05
  In. Some ways, yes, but in some
• 2:13:06
  ways, like look, we got, we got ocean, we got giant oceans
• 2:13:10
  fucking separating us. We've got the like like we have.
• 2:13:15
  So many our land is lightning in a bottle for multiple reasons.
• 2:13:20
  And like, and, and we've got and we've got so many people that
• 2:13:24
  own guns, so many civilians that own guns.
• 2:13:27
  It's fucking this guy like, like, yo, oh, even even if you
• 2:13:31
  were lucky enough to go go through the baddest military on
• 2:13:34
  earth, guess what? You still have a whole shit ton
• 2:13:37
  of people with a whole lot of guns, all right?
• 2:13:40
  You're you're going to basically have to wipe every fucking thing
• 2:13:43
  out in order to beat us. You're going to have to wipe
• 2:13:45
  everything out. And that is fucking.
• 2:13:47
  Impossible. Well, I want to know something
• 2:13:50
  about our military. Just think about this.
• 2:13:52
  Is that this crazy raid that sounds like a level out of Call
• 2:13:56
  of Duty for them. These guys were what Seals?
• 2:14:01
  They're going to say that was a that was just a day job.
• 2:14:03
  That was just a nine to five man.
• 2:14:05
  That wasn't nothing special Guarantee.
• 2:14:08
  That's what everyone of them is going to say.
• 2:14:10
  I actually saw something on Twitter.
• 2:14:12
  Max, you and Maxine will both love this apparently that
• 2:14:17
  apparently that whole entire raid to get Maduro took less
• 2:14:21
  time than the coming out scene at at the end of Stranger Things
• 2:14:27
  that we were just talking about like.
• 2:14:32
  The IT took less time to get Maduro than it did for Will to
• 2:14:35
  come out. Yes, that yes, that, yes, the I
• 2:14:41
  don't know. I don't know if I don't know if
• 2:14:43
  that's true, but that's what people are saying on Twitter,
• 2:14:46
  so. It is pretty close because there
• 2:14:49
  was under an hour for both the episode and the you know what
• 2:14:53
  I'm saying? Yeah.
• 2:14:55
  It's close. That's a fun, fun experiment.
• 2:14:59
  Somebody can do the math for us. One of those nerds.
• 2:15:03
  Yeah, I like, I liked how I liked how Colombia's president
• 2:15:07
  was like, was trying to talk tough, like, oh, come at me,
• 2:15:10
  come at me, come get me Dah dah dah, dah.
• 2:15:12
  Like dude, Trump doesn't give a shit about you, OK?
• 2:15:17
  You, you, you, you are insignificant.
• 2:15:21
  And and like, though, you're, you're owned by cartels and, and
• 2:15:26
  the, and a country that peddles drugs and hookers, right?
• 2:15:30
  Which which aren't, aren't bad things, but I'm saying, OK,
• 2:15:34
  you're, you're not significant enough to even warrant Trump's
• 2:15:38
  time. Like it's just like, whatever.
• 2:15:40
  Yeah, at least like at least Venezuela has oil, right?
• 2:15:47
  They have oil. There's shit, there's shit there
• 2:15:50
  that's like and the Geo and geopolitically the positioning
• 2:15:54
  is fantastic. Like Colombia, Like, come on,
• 2:15:57
  right? Here's a.
• 2:15:58
  Here's a fun one. They want you to get real upset
• 2:16:01
  because 30 or so Cuban soldiers lost their lives in this raid.
• 2:16:06
  And I'm like, oh, you mean Commie Cuba?
• 2:16:09
  Oh. Oh wow, that's so tragic.
• 2:16:12
  Yeah. It's like, was this the moment I
• 2:16:14
  was supposed to give a shit? I'm sorry.
• 2:16:15
  Like you, I'm not like you. You, you kind of lost me there.
• 2:16:19
  Like, oh, it's like a bunch of people, a bunch of civilians
• 2:16:24
  lost their lives. We should do something like just
• 2:16:26
  in case. The libertarians aren't clear on
• 2:16:29
  my position. I think that they had a commie
• 2:16:32
  like Maduro in a helicopter and not throwing him out of it is a
• 2:16:36
  shame. Like.
• 2:16:38
  Like like like. Now, now.
• 2:16:42
  Like, and you think with those, those two moves with the Iranian
• 2:16:47
  shit, with the, the destruction of the nuclear sites and the
• 2:16:52
  say, the capturing of Maduro, dude, Iran's on the ropes.
• 2:16:56
  They're about to go. Bye bye.
• 2:16:58
  Cuba's on the ropes. They're about to go.
• 2:17:00
  Bye Bye publicly even announced these plans to flee.
• 2:17:04
  If Venezuela and Iran don't come back, Venezuela's about to go
• 2:17:08
  bye bye fucking rush Russia. They're that that that now that
• 2:17:13
  now that now that the oil market is fucking flooded again.
• 2:17:17
  Now they're they're about to hit this.
• 2:17:19
  They're talking today, Sam, and we referred.
• 2:17:21
  To what we're seeing is the American spring.
• 2:17:25
  Yeah, it's it's about time. It's about time too.
• 2:17:30
  So yeah. Over here on the Whitfield
• 2:17:32
  Report, we support the troops, whether libertarians like that
• 2:17:35
  or not. One and what I saw was a well
• 2:17:39
  executed fucking operation with clear objectives and the
• 2:17:43
  minimizing the risk to my brothers and sisters that wear
• 2:17:46
  that uniform as American soldiers.
• 2:17:48
  And so how can I be opposed to that?
• 2:17:51
  Everything worked out really well.
• 2:17:53
  I will say this, if you had a Bay of Pigs style incident
• 2:17:56
  instead of that I would be very critical of it.
• 2:17:59
  Why? Because I don't want to lose my
• 2:18:00
  brothers and sisters that wear the uniform for this country
• 2:18:03
  that I love. We, we all, we all.
• 2:18:06
  We all would be. Right, but.
• 2:18:08
  Like but like. Oh, sorry.
• 2:18:12
  That's that's also though, where I'm like where like I'm like, I
• 2:18:16
  always shrug my head whenever the libertarians get mad at me
• 2:18:19
  for that because I'm like, do you guys know who you're talking
• 2:18:24
  to? Like I I was kind of the neo con
• 2:18:27
  guy before Trump, but like in like, yeah, I'm not like I'm not
• 2:18:33
  like pro conflict. I've never.
• 2:18:35
  Lost like my. Work guy and it's we met in the
• 2:18:38
  middle at Trump. That's why we're like similar
• 2:18:41
  now. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:18:42
  And and we both love, we both love the troops.
• 2:18:45
  So yeah, again, like Taco. And this is the other thing
• 2:18:49
  that's weird. It's like you got like the Taco
• 2:18:51
  Carlson's of the world like saying, oh, but Maduro was
• 2:18:55
  socially was socially conservative because he didn't
• 2:18:58
  allow gay marriage or, you know, abortion.
• 2:19:01
  And it's like, well, that's a stupid argument because like it
• 2:19:07
  if the quality of life is so shitty in Venezuela, it doesn't
• 2:19:10
  matter if people are avoiding. Their career aspiration is to be
• 2:19:15
  a cartel member. You got a fucking problem.
• 2:19:18
  Yeah. Coyote or cartel, Those are the
• 2:19:21
  the top jobs you could get in Venezuela.
• 2:19:24
  Yeah, and. Do you want to make money?
• 2:19:26
  And Speaking of jobs to make money, Sam, I want to point out
• 2:19:29
  another thing. These troops that put their
• 2:19:31
  lives in danger. The average fucking Army private
• 2:19:34
  is making $27,000 a year for that.
• 2:19:38
  Yeah, boy, boy, don't I know that shit.
• 2:19:43
  Yeah, so. Like.
• 2:19:47
  They work a lot harder than that fucking money, I'll say that.
• 2:19:52
  Oh yeah. Your average person working a
• 2:19:55
  blue collar job doesn't work as hard as the Army private does
• 2:19:58
  and makes more money. Now you make more money once you
• 2:20:02
  pass private and whatever once you get some.
• 2:20:06
  But like, yeah, the private, basic private fucking income.
• 2:20:10
  I believe it's 27 K right now. You can double check me, but
• 2:20:14
  it's not much more than that, Sam.
• 2:20:16
  And the average, just so you know, is about 45 K.
• 2:20:19
  That's the average salary in America.
• 2:20:21
  So these army privates and even once they get a couple
• 2:20:25
  promotions, 45K is a stretch for most guys in the military.
• 2:20:28
  I don't even know that like average income.
• 2:20:31
  Now you get granted you can make up for and a lot of benefits,
• 2:20:36
  OK, but like it's still not that much money for what you're doing
• 2:20:41
  and the risk involved and most of them aren't are working very
• 2:20:45
  fucking hard. Yeah, you can point to corrupt
• 2:20:48
  people, but like, I just hate how libertarian Sam, have you
• 2:20:51
  ever heard them say it? They think the troops are
• 2:20:53
  welfare horse. Yeah, the the thing, the thing
• 2:20:57
  with libertarians, as I like to call them, is they're, they're
• 2:21:00
  never, they're never, ever happy with with anything.
• 2:21:04
  It's a purity like there's. Yeah, there's.
• 2:21:06
  Security tests that that that'll never be reached no matter how
• 2:21:10
  the only. Thing a libertarian hates more
• 2:21:13
  than a statist is another libertarian.
• 2:21:16
  Oh, boy. Yeah.
• 2:21:19
  Yeah. Don't I don't.
• 2:21:20
  I know that would be true. I do have some Speaking of
• 2:21:24
  famous libertarian Sam, I have some Cantwell news.
• 2:21:28
  Oh boy. This is a doozy.
• 2:21:30
  You're going to, your mind is going to be blown, Sam, because
• 2:21:33
  I've been very quiet about it because there's been some stuff
• 2:21:36
  going on that I didn't want to talk about.
• 2:21:38
  But I can say it now. Cantwell got out of jail, all
• 2:21:43
  charges dropped, to which he said even his lawyer said it
• 2:21:46
  looked like fed stuff. He was out for one week over
• 2:21:52
  Christmas. Sam.
• 2:21:54
  He is a felon, as you know. He somehow got a gun.
• 2:21:59
  He beat a woman up, pulled the gun on her, spent Christmas,
• 2:22:03
  Christmas with her and her children, then beat her up and
• 2:22:07
  pulled a gun on her again the next day, to which she was
• 2:22:10
  arrested. And he's now facing 15 to 30
• 2:22:13
  years on Class A felony charges in New Hampshire.
• 2:22:17
  How domestic? Domestic violence, brandishing
• 2:22:24
  or whatever they call it up there.
• 2:22:26
  It's basically just it's, it's assault, but it's the most
• 2:22:29
  serious kind of assault. And because he's a felon, it
• 2:22:32
  goes from 7 to 14 maximum to 15 to 38 double S.
• 2:22:37
  So he is now facing Class A felonies.
• 2:22:40
  That, and famously for those that aren't caught up,
• 2:22:43
  Christopher Cantwell is the crying Nazi from Charlottesville
• 2:22:46
  who just came out as gay a couple months ago and wrote a
• 2:22:49
  disgusting story that Sam and my wife read about his first gay
• 2:22:53
  experience. He's also my portal enemy, but
• 2:22:58
  that's besides the point. Yeah, you humongous in chat,
• 2:23:01
  says Fry. Says Fry.
• 2:23:03
  The sicko, yo. Humongous in chat.
• 2:23:06
  Check out home invaders on steam.
• 2:23:08
  My boy released his game. There's a free demo, 5 bucks
• 2:23:12
  home invaders. Check it out.
• 2:23:14
  Yes. This is a one man development
• 2:23:19
  studio and he did a he did a fine job and he's finally up on
• 2:23:23
  Steam, so shout out to humongous humongous games home invaders.
• 2:23:28
  Check it out on Steam free. But yeah, but yeah, the yeah, I
• 2:23:33
  love all this libertarian cope on the whole Maduro thing.
• 2:23:40
  They're like, oh, he was a so he was a social conservative.
• 2:23:43
  He and he didn't like gays, so that's great.
• 2:23:48
  And it's like Chris Cantwell until he was a gay.
• 2:23:51
  Who cares? Yeah, exactly.
• 2:23:54
  He's a fucking piece of shit, just like Maduro.
• 2:23:57
  What? So I don't know if you guys knew
• 2:24:01
  this, but like that, I want to say it was yesterday they the
• 2:24:07
  the leaders in Europe had this like meeting where they met with
• 2:24:12
  Zelensky and they were trying to make plans for Ukraine to
• 2:24:20
  continue the conflict or whatever.
• 2:24:24
  And this happened like almost right after the Maduro was
• 2:24:29
  captured. Or would that like and no, and
• 2:24:34
  the fact that like nobody knew that this was going on outside
• 2:24:40
  of people who were watching like British news or whatever tells
• 2:24:45
  you all you need to know about how fucking insignificant they
• 2:24:48
  really are. Like it was like there's they
• 2:24:51
  had this meeting that and on its face.
• 2:24:53
  Into Europe. Right, but but it but on its
• 2:24:57
  face, it should be significant, right, Because you think, OK,
• 2:25:01
  well, the leaders of France, Germany, Britain, whatever all
• 2:25:05
  these all these leaders are supposed to be getting together
• 2:25:08
  and they're discussing there's discussing Ukraine in the middle
• 2:25:12
  of this Ukraine, Russia conflict.
• 2:25:15
  And yet nobody knew what the fuck that this was even taking
• 2:25:19
  place because none of them are significant enough to even grasp
• 2:25:23
  the attention beyond cause 'cause everybody, the rest of
• 2:25:27
  the world knows that they're not, that they don't, their
• 2:25:31
  opinions don't fucking matter. It's like, oh, that's nice.
• 2:25:35
  What what? What's Trump and Putin saying
• 2:25:37
  about this fucking conflict? Cause those are the only two
• 2:25:39
  opinions that fucking matter about the conflict.
• 2:25:42
  Nobody gives a shit about Zelensky.
• 2:25:44
  Nobody gives a shit about Keir Starmer.
• 2:25:46
  Nobody gives a shit about Frederick Mertz.
• 2:25:49
  Nobody gives a snoring fuck about any of these guys.
• 2:25:52
  And my and furthermore, Speaking of Speaking of Keir Starmer,
• 2:25:56
  right? So the perception, I know there,
• 2:25:59
  there's a lot of perception and, and it and it's wrong, OK, I'm
• 2:26:03
  going to say this very, very OK, it's wrong.
• 2:26:06
  But there's a perception that British men are weak and gay,
• 2:26:10
  right? So which is not well, I'll have.
• 2:26:15
  You know that we learned about British cuisine today, and Sam
• 2:26:18
  now understands faggots much better.
• 2:26:21
  Right. Well I will say I served with
• 2:26:24
  some Brit, some British troops and they're some of the most bad
• 2:26:28
  ass people I've ever met. But I will say this to counter
• 2:26:33
  that looking at Keir Starmer, he embodies every, every piece of
• 2:26:42
  that stereotype, right? Like.
• 2:26:47
  Like. He's just like, Oh my God, what
• 2:26:49
  a weak, pathetic piece of shit. Like dude, dude, everything that
• 2:26:54
  they say about you, you, it looks like it's correct even
• 2:26:59
  though it's not. It looks like.
• 2:27:00
  A guy that you're like I have, I would bet you anything if he had
• 2:27:04
  sex with a hot lady he would change overnight.
• 2:27:09
  Yeah. He would, he would.
• 2:27:11
  No, no. If he had sex with a hot lady,
• 2:27:13
  he would. He would be crying in a cold
• 2:27:15
  shower like Oh my God no. That's because somebody molested
• 2:27:21
  it. But if that hadn't happened.
• 2:27:28
  Kids. Like, just like Jesus.
• 2:27:30
  I got. Kidnapped and took into the
• 2:27:32
  Upside Down. His his response after after
• 2:27:37
  Trump cook Maduro. It was like, well, I want to
• 2:27:43
  make sure that I get all the facts right.
• 2:27:45
  And I don't want to jump into any conclusions.
• 2:27:49
  And I don't like like, yeah, the the the people of Britain want
• 2:27:53
  you to fucking have an opinion. I go either you hate it or you
• 2:27:56
  love it. Figure it the fuck out.
• 2:27:58
  Quit being, quit being such a bitch.
• 2:28:00
  Well, also also that like the EU said that they were going to
• 2:28:06
  write like a strongly worded letter, like apparently opposing
• 2:28:12
  like Trump's actions in Venezuela.
• 2:28:14
  And it's like, who cares? You guys?
• 2:28:17
  You guys are the EU. This isn't your, this isn't your
• 2:28:21
  fight. It's like, it's like the when,
• 2:28:28
  when Trump was talking about Greenland, the, the Denmark
• 2:28:32
  Prime Minister, she, she, she wrote some letter or something
• 2:28:39
  like that. And I didn't even like, and
• 2:28:42
  again, like if you, if you didn't watch the news or you
• 2:28:45
  didn't like, you weren't keeping up, like nobody would know that
• 2:28:50
  you responded at all. Like because you're that
• 2:28:52
  insignificant to the fucking world.
• 2:28:55
  Like nobody gives a shit about you, right?
• 2:28:58
  Like, and it's like Donald Trump probably read that letter is
• 2:29:01
  like, yeah, you know. Oh, that's cute.
• 2:29:04
  So when are we going in, right? We still want Greenland.
• 2:29:07
  Let's go. If you do this, NATO is ruined.
• 2:29:11
  It's like I am and Trump's like, I am NATO, motherfucker, Right?
• 2:29:16
  But I am NATO. You're not NATO.
• 2:29:18
  I am NATO. Without me, your organization
• 2:29:23
  doesn't fucking exist. OK, I determine what's NATO and
• 2:29:28
  what's not. And clearly after that, Maduro,
• 2:29:32
  the Maduro capture, which look, the United States is the only
• 2:29:38
  country that could ever fucking pull something like that off.
• 2:29:42
  No country could ever even begin to fucking do a move like that.
• 2:29:49
  Like we are we we that that Maduro capture proved that the
• 2:29:56
  United States is back to being the greatest fighting force in
• 2:30:00
  the history of our planet. Like there.
• 2:30:03
  Yeah. That, that that is it.
• 2:30:05
  That is it. That, well, that operation also
• 2:30:08
  prevented a war too, because as we, as we were talking before
• 2:30:14
  you hopped on, I mean, Max and I were worried that you know, with
• 2:30:19
  all of the, you know. People were getting bold, People
• 2:30:23
  were getting bold. People were in.
• 2:30:25
  China was getting bold, Russia was getting bold.
• 2:30:27
  Boy, that you do something like that and that shuts people up
• 2:30:31
  real fucking quick. Yeah, well, Maduro was fucking
• 2:30:36
  around, so Trump made sure he found out.
• 2:30:39
  Yeah, he was like, and he was all the Maduro was all like,
• 2:30:43
  come get me, motherfucker. He was all like, yeah, OK, all
• 2:30:48
  right, then next time we see him, he's on a fucking plane
• 2:30:51
  heading to New York. He's like, oh, OK.
• 2:30:55
  Yeah, I saw that. I saw a photo of him on like the
• 2:30:59
  USS whatever ship it was and like in like you know, Nike
• 2:31:05
  sweatpants and like looking rough.
• 2:31:09
  So also the AI edits of him potentially showing a a cell
• 2:31:14
  with Diddy. That's funny.
• 2:31:17
  That was fun. Yeah, hello.
• 2:31:21
  How are? You let me.
• 2:31:22
  Let me. Introduce you to a different
• 2:31:24
  type of oil. Jesus.
• 2:31:28
  Yeah. But but, but like this, this
• 2:31:33
  whole, this whole charade that like the EU is doing and that or
• 2:31:39
  like, and that you know, the, the Ukraine, like, I'm sorry,
• 2:31:44
  Ukraine. I think they have like a shit,
• 2:31:49
  they may they might have a six month shelf life left.
• 2:31:52
  I don't, I don't see them hanging on because like all that
• 2:31:57
  like, like now it's starting to become a pain in the ass.
• 2:32:01
  Like, like funding, like do we do we really need to keep this
• 2:32:05
  thing going? Like, dude, just let's settle
• 2:32:07
  this and end it. And like, and I feel like Europe
• 2:32:12
  is actually wanting to keep this thing going.
• 2:32:15
  Oh, oh, of course. Because.
• 2:32:17
  They want this thing to keep going because like, like when
• 2:32:22
  Putin was saying that in alas, and when when they met in
• 2:32:27
  Alaska, he was like, look, I gave, I gave into all like I
• 2:32:32
  obliged to all of Trump's demands like I'm and like it.
• 2:32:38
  So really it seems like it's it's Europe that wants to keep
• 2:32:43
  the thing going. Like Trump wants it to end.
• 2:32:45
  Putin wants it to end all all this and like it's it's Europe.
• 2:32:53
  Europe wants to keep this thing going because, well, for reasons
• 2:32:58
  I guess I don't know, but. I, I think they like the idea of
• 2:33:03
  this conflict because it reminds them of like the Cold War.
• 2:33:07
  So they're, they're like, they're familiar with the whole
• 2:33:12
  dynamic and like they can point to Russia as the the big bad,
• 2:33:18
  so. No, I mean I, I, it's.
• 2:33:20
  It's it's something that's. The thing is, they want to like,
• 2:33:26
  like they want to end Russia so that they can plunder its
• 2:33:31
  resources, but like, Russia's not going to just let you do.
• 2:33:36
  That to them. Like they're not going to like
• 2:33:39
  then you're not going to do that.
• 2:33:41
  Like and and and it's and Russia's not geographically,
• 2:33:46
  it's just a terrible idea to think that you're just going to
• 2:33:49
  go and try to wreck Russia. Like you're trying to try to end
• 2:33:53
  Russia. Like dude, 2 antichrists tried
• 2:33:56
  to do that shit and failed. Like what the fuck?
• 2:33:59
  Like you're not, you're not going to do that.
• 2:34:03
  Like you're so you just let let them do whatever they want in
• 2:34:07
  Siberia. If they want to jerk each other
• 2:34:09
  off in Siberia, fucking let them.
• 2:34:11
  Who cares? Who cares?
• 2:34:14
  Like. Just.
• 2:34:16
  Oh, oh, what you want Eastern Ukraine?
• 2:34:18
  Who gives a shit? Like who gives a flying fuck
• 2:34:21
  about eastern Ukraine? The the other thing I've been
• 2:34:25
  saying though too for years now is like, even if they were, even
• 2:34:30
  if they were to like depose Putin or whatever they wanted to
• 2:34:35
  do, what then? Because they don't seem to have
• 2:34:39
  like a plan beyond get rid of Putin.
• 2:34:42
  It's not and not only that, his his lieutenants, like from,
• 2:34:48
  from, from the information that I've gathered, his lieutenants
• 2:34:53
  are the hard ones. Putin is actually the fucking
• 2:34:56
  moderate one out of all of them, right?
• 2:34:58
  His lieutenants are the one his right hand man are the hard
• 2:35:02
  ones. They're the ones that are like,
• 2:35:04
  you need to move, you need to be more cutthroat.
• 2:35:07
  You need to go more gangster like you need to end this shit
• 2:35:11
  already. Putin's the one that's like, oh,
• 2:35:13
  let's listen, let's you know, we're going to we're going to
• 2:35:16
  we're we're going to do our thing.
• 2:35:18
  But like, let's, you know, let's hear him talk.
• 2:35:21
  Let's hear him out like well. You know, yeah, that, yeah,
• 2:35:25
  that's, that's exactly what I'm saying.
• 2:35:26
  It it could, it could be like a it could be like a situation
• 2:35:30
  similar to Saddam where like, yeah, we thought, we thought
• 2:35:34
  Saddam. We thought this is Saddam was a
• 2:35:37
  bad guy. But it turns out that, yeah, I
• 2:35:40
  mean, Saddam was a great guy, but the guys surrounding him
• 2:35:43
  were like a lot worse. So like his sons and and what
• 2:35:49
  not. And that's that's the thing with
• 2:35:51
  like these, you know, war Hawks, I guess is like they don't, they
• 2:35:57
  don't think these things through.
• 2:35:59
  Like, yeah, Putin might be a I'm not saying that Putin's a great
• 2:36:02
  guy, but better. But better to deal with the
• 2:36:06
  enemy that you know rather than the enemy that you don't know.
• 2:36:09
  But they, they're, but the people, the people are behind
• 2:36:14
  Putin, right? And then it's like, and I'm not,
• 2:36:17
  and, and it's not because, and it's not because he's some great
• 2:36:21
  dude or whatever. It's like when, when Putin took
• 2:36:25
  over Russia, they were in dire fucking straits.
• 2:36:29
  Like they that, that, that the Bolshevik Russia left Russia
• 2:36:35
  wrecked. And he went, he went from being,
• 2:36:38
  he went from it being worse, you know, a couple of borscht
• 2:36:43
  noodles to like actually have a legitimate economy like.
• 2:36:47
  Well, the, well, the whole problem with Russia is that like
• 2:36:51
  even after, even after the Cold War, like in the 90s, we in the
• 2:36:57
  80s and the 90s, we never actually extended that.
• 2:37:01
  We never actually extended them to like join NATO in the post
• 2:37:09
  cold, Cold War. We kind of always kept Russia at
• 2:37:14
  arm's length. Sure, they weren't like they
• 2:37:17
  weren't enemies anymore, but they weren't like Nestle allies.
• 2:37:21
  And so, yeah, people got disenfranchised and yeah, that's
• 2:37:27
  how we end. That's how we end up with WAD
• 2:37:31
  so. Yeah, well, well, I mean, we,
• 2:37:34
  but the, the the Clintons thought that they could control
• 2:37:39
  Russia via the Boris Yeltsin, right.
• 2:37:43
  And like, and really he was, he was kind of like a puppet leader
• 2:37:47
  that really wasn't like, like, and then, yeah, so like you
• 2:37:51
  said, like the Russian people saw that and they saw the
• 2:37:54
  hardship that are brought them. And it literally opened the door
• 2:37:58
  for Putin to come in and go, yeah, we're not doing this shit.
• 2:38:03
  Well, and let's, let's be honest, you know, like if we're
• 2:38:09
  talking at the Clintons, Bill probably won.
• 2:38:12
  Bill was probably his main interest was probably like
• 2:38:15
  fucking some Russian supermodel. I mean to be fair.
• 2:38:19
  Or something at the time. Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm
• 2:38:23
  not saying I blame him. But like, that was, that was
• 2:38:27
  probably his key motive. That was probably his key
• 2:38:30
  motivation, so. I do Sam.
• 2:38:34
  She's probably 14. Well, yeah, if, if it's if it's
• 2:38:42
  Bill Clinton, yeah, that, yeah, that actually is a good point.
• 2:38:47
  And so, yeah. I just real quick, you
• 2:38:52
  advertised me doing the awards tonight.
• 2:38:58
  I couldn't do that and I could explain why, but I was worried
• 2:39:02
  we're going all along. I might not have a chance.
• 2:39:06
  Oh yeah. Well, well, then I, I do think
• 2:39:09
  we should kind of do an intermission.
• 2:39:10
  Yeah. So.
• 2:39:11
  So we were supposed to do the Tim Awards tonight, but we.
• 2:39:17
  Real life intervened, Yeah. I had a.
• 2:39:20
  Crazy week Sam. First thing, my mother-in-law
• 2:39:24
  crashed her car and totaled it on New Year's Eve with my son in
• 2:39:28
  the back seat. Everybody is OK, but she totaled
• 2:39:32
  her car. This caused me a bit of a
• 2:39:35
  problem because I normally don't need rides.
• 2:39:39
  I walk a lot, right? That's where I walk to run
• 2:39:42
  errands and all kinds of shit. I walk like 60 miles a week.
• 2:39:46
  But like, this particular problem I have was that I got
• 2:39:49
  scheduled for jury duty the first week of the year today, in
• 2:39:52
  fact. And under threat of going to
• 2:39:56
  jail if I don't fucking show up as you do.
• 2:40:01
  I was set out to, as everybody will point out to me, Oh well,
• 2:40:04
  don't you just postpone it? Yes, normally you do that.
• 2:40:07
  The problem is I live in Massachusetts, as you know, Sam,
• 2:40:10
  and Massachusetts has a problem where they have this website
• 2:40:13
  that you're supposed to do that on, but it's broken.
• 2:40:16
  And how is it broken? Of course, government
• 2:40:19
  incompetence. They have no way for you to
• 2:40:22
  schedule it for if you're in the first week of the year because
• 2:40:26
  they actually have to schedule the court dates out on the
• 2:40:28
  website and they don't do it until the first day of the year,
• 2:40:33
  which is the day before I had to go to fucking jury duty and they
• 2:40:37
  only let you do it cancel with the 24 hours.
• 2:40:39
  So here I am thinking OK, my ride that I had until a week ago
• 2:40:43
  is gone. I'm asking people.
• 2:40:46
  Nobody can take off a Wednesday of work to get to fucking Fall
• 2:40:50
  River, which by the way is the worst city in Massachusetts at
• 2:40:54
  least outside of maybe Springfield or Worcester.
• 2:40:57
  It's a shithole, OK, and I don't want to fucking go there at all,
• 2:41:02
  but they can't let me change it to the courthouse where I'm at,
• 2:41:05
  which is somewhat far away and also conveniently enough, it's
• 2:41:10
  the only one where no bus will take me from here to there so.
• 2:41:16
  I would swell. I was literally at this point
• 2:41:18
  I'm like, I'm going to have to take a bus halfway there.
• 2:41:23
  Walk. And because that's going to take
• 2:41:25
  me forever, I can't do it the morning.
• 2:41:27
  Oh, I can't do that on the 5:00 AM bus and then walk there by
• 2:41:32
  8:00 AM, right? So I was going to have to
• 2:41:34
  literally go the night before. It's very cold here, Sam, and
• 2:41:38
  camp out overnight in the woods halfway there in the town I grew
• 2:41:42
  up in or whatever, which is like a rural last town.
• 2:41:47
  This is crazy. All because they are too lazy.
• 2:41:51
  Thank you. You can't schedule the court
• 2:41:53
  dates that need to be done for the year right?
• 2:41:57
  But you can schedule my ass to show up there under penalty of
• 2:42:00
  law. Yeah, don't you?
• 2:42:03
  Of course. So there I am thinking I'm going
• 2:42:06
  to die out in the cold camping out to go to fucking jury duty
• 2:42:11
  because I'm a good boy and not really liking that and going to
• 2:42:18
  have a fucking heart attack about it.
• 2:42:20
  And you know, we're on the fucking phone.
• 2:42:22
  The whole time I've called them, they don't pick up their phone.
• 2:42:25
  They say call here if you got a problem, they don't pick up
• 2:42:28
  their phone. You say ring and ring in there
• 2:42:31
  and put you on hold and they'll never get to you.
• 2:42:34
  And then, oh, just change it on the website.
• 2:42:37
  OK. The other one was people tell
• 2:42:39
  me, oh, just say it's a hardship.
• 2:42:41
  Well, that's great. Even my wife did that. 10, just
• 2:42:44
  say it's a hardship. Here's the problem.
• 2:42:46
  They're very explicit. Transportation issues is not a
• 2:42:50
  hardship. I'm like, well, what the?
• 2:42:56
  Fuck, it's not. Yeah, I'm not.
• 2:42:59
  Sick. I'm just retarded.
• 2:43:03
  That's not a hardship. Sam is is is being retarded a
• 2:43:06
  hardship? I don't even think being
• 2:43:09
  crippled is a hardship. I think they make you guys do it
• 2:43:13
  right. Yeah, the yeah, I I got.
• 2:43:18
  But but my number hasn't come up in like 10 years.
• 2:43:22
  I mean he has more transportation problems than
• 2:43:24
  cripples. Yeah, Well, I funny.
• 2:43:28
  Well, funny thing, funny thing about that, I actually, I got
• 2:43:32
  summoned for jury duty the first week I moved here to Florida.
• 2:43:36
  I was like day three. I what do I got?
• 2:43:43
  I what do, I got summoned and I, I called them and I explained
• 2:43:48
  the situation. They, they eventually, they,
• 2:43:52
  they let me go eventually. But I'm like, yeah, I'm like,
• 2:43:56
  yeah, I literally just moved here.
• 2:43:57
  I have no idea where anything is and I'm handicapped.
• 2:44:02
  I don't know how the bus system even even works.
• 2:44:06
  I'm crippled, leave me alone. Yeah, see, I'm just retarded.
• 2:44:10
  And they'd just be like show up or get in jail retard.
• 2:44:15
  Luckily I was able to literally the last moment possible get a
• 2:44:21
  postponement for a month, but I can't get it to a courthouse
• 2:44:26
  closer so I'm still probably going to have to make this walk
• 2:44:29
  unless so. It's just so fucking annoying,
• 2:44:33
  man. And so that's.
• 2:44:34
  Why I don't? Have the Tim Awards ready
• 2:44:36
  because I had I was putting out fires of car accidents.
• 2:44:39
  Yeah. And also, Sam, I got contractors
• 2:44:43
  coming in because apparently they want to lay service for
• 2:44:47
  Verizon. Now I don't want it and I'm not
• 2:44:51
  a customer for it or anything like that, but I have to let
• 2:44:54
  these people into my house. So of course, jeez, freak it
• 2:44:58
  out. Like I got to clean everything.
• 2:44:59
  I'm like, well, it's mostly clean anyway, but you know how
• 2:45:02
  it is and normal shit. So we didn't get it together.
• 2:45:04
  But what we're going to do, Sam, now that I got you here and we
• 2:45:08
  got Mort still and she's here. We have some ideas for
• 2:45:11
  categories for the Tim Awards and we're going to put it
• 2:45:13
  together for next week. So if you have ideas or
• 2:45:16
  nominations, now's the time. I I do I do have category.
• 2:45:22
  I do have category ideas and if if anyone is listening to this
• 2:45:27
  live or in the audience. Absolutely.
• 2:45:29
  Chat is welcome to suggest things as well.
• 2:45:32
  We want involvement. Chat is welcome to get involved.
• 2:45:37
  Also if anyone listening to this knows me on me on Twitter please
• 2:45:42
  tag me. But first category I can think
• 2:45:45
  of is best dot interview that I've done for 2025, but they're
• 2:45:52
  all. Interview.
• 2:45:54
  That's a good one. I like that.
• 2:45:57
  Oh my God, I'm sorry. I don't remember his name, but
• 2:46:00
  the guy talked about comic books.
• 2:46:04
  That's my nomination. That was really good.
• 2:46:09
  That was very interesting and and a unique take from your
• 2:46:12
  other interviews. Yeah.
• 2:46:14
  Was his name Joe? Yeah.
• 2:46:17
  Yeah, that was really good. That's my nomination.
• 2:46:20
  That's my personal favorite. Yeah, so Joe, so Joe Rivers of
• 2:46:26
  Joe's atmosphere here on YouTube, yeah, he yeah, yeah,
• 2:46:32
  he's definitely on. He's definitely on the West.
• 2:46:38
  I. Oh my God, the guy that talked
• 2:46:40
  about fighting the other week. Oh my.
• 2:46:43
  Man. My.
• 2:46:45
  Awesome. Yeah, my, my, my, my best friend
• 2:46:49
  since middle school. Yeah, so he and I are actually
• 2:46:52
  celebrating 20 years of friendship this year, actually.
• 2:46:56
  So. But yeah, my wife.
• 2:47:00
  Needs a name. She's writing this stuff down,
• 2:47:02
  Sam. So yeah, my interview with Ty,
• 2:47:07
  that's on the nomination list as well.
• 2:47:12
  Another category is top, maybe a favorite top ten list.
• 2:47:20
  We have quite a few of them now. That's.
• 2:47:22
  True, it would be hard to narrow those down and I literally
• 2:47:26
  started those at the beginning of 2025.
• 2:47:29
  Now I know I didn't do a full 52.
• 2:47:33
  But that went. Like 30 to 40 lists.
• 2:47:37
  Yeah, to to be fair, to be fair, there were a few episodes where
• 2:47:42
  like, it wasn't Nestle, you know, it wasn't as like like a
• 2:47:48
  comedic, you know, stream or whatnot.
• 2:47:51
  So it wouldn't have fit. But yeah, I think we have.
• 2:47:55
  I think we have enough that we can, you know, so maybe question
• 2:48:04
  for them. Question from Maxine.
• 2:48:09
  Sure. I have a category.
• 2:48:11
  Shoot. What's your category?
• 2:48:13
  So I picked female wrestler of the year.
• 2:48:18
  I already have Rita Ripley and Stephanie.
• 2:48:21
  Oh God I can't pronounce her last name that's I'm Portuguese.
• 2:48:25
  I should be able to pronounce there but I have those two down.
• 2:48:29
  Any suggestions? The those those are kind of the
• 2:48:38
  the top. I guess.
• 2:48:41
  Yeah, I would put soul on there for sure.
• 2:48:47
  You watch a lot of her matches. I I've.
• 2:48:52
  Seen a few clips, yeah? Top top three we're.
• 2:48:57
  Putting salt rock on for different reasons.
• 2:48:59
  Let the record show. Yes, OK.
• 2:49:05
  So Mort. Might be both, Mort, might be
• 2:49:09
  both of our reasonings, but Sam's and I are very different.
• 2:49:17
  Yeah, Mort, Mort, awful quiet there all of a sudden does.
• 2:49:22
  Mort have a. Suggestion.
• 2:49:24
  Does Mort have a suggestion for female or else being here?
• 2:49:27
  It doesn't matter what company. Stephanie.
• 2:49:34
  There you go. So she's already on there.
• 2:49:36
  Yeah. Someone else.
• 2:49:39
  A Ding Dong. Yeah.
• 2:49:40
  Honor. Oh, dark horse.
• 2:49:41
  Honorable mention to JC Jane. I was well.
• 2:49:47
  Then how can you have the list without the greatest of all
• 2:49:50
  time? It's not just her saying it,
• 2:49:52
  Sam. ESPN says it.
• 2:49:54
  Sports Illustrated says it. Becky Lynch.
• 2:49:56
  Oh fuck, I purposely didn't put her on the list and you're going
• 2:50:01
  to make me? She's a women.
• 2:50:03
  'S intercontinental champion, Yep.
• 2:50:07
  OK, yeah, I am ashamed of this because we share a name.
• 2:50:13
  Maxine. What the fuck was that match?
• 2:50:18
  Here's a little clue, a little hint for you, sweetheart.
• 2:50:23
  When you have somebody in a hold, submission hold, and they
• 2:50:29
  lean back and end up pinning you, you break the fucking hold
• 2:50:35
  and you break the pin. You do not sit there like a deer
• 2:50:40
  caught in the headlight staring at the ref like what are you?
• 2:50:45
  Doing. You.
• 2:50:47
  Moron, you deserved that lose. So I take it Maxine Dupree
• 2:50:54
  doesn't get a nomination? No.
• 2:50:57
  Because she was not. Yeah, shit.
• 2:50:58
  And then she did the dumbest fucking thing you can.
• 2:51:01
  Do OK, but we got to represent. We got to have representation.
• 2:51:06
  I don't beat it like a leftist. I want to represent for another
• 2:51:09
  company. That woman deserves A
• 2:51:12
  nomination. Natalia in AAA putting on banger
• 2:51:17
  after banger with the luchadoras.
• 2:51:20
  She's been good. Who?
• 2:51:23
  Her and Fabi Apache putting on an all time classic at that was
• 2:51:28
  triple mania right? Yeah, yeah.
• 2:51:32
  The second one. I almost want to say Tatum, but
• 2:51:35
  I don't quite feel like she deserves to be on the list, but
• 2:51:38
  my God. Tatum Paxley would be would be
• 2:51:43
  on the list in my mind if she didn't stupidly lose the title.
• 2:51:47
  Yeah, yeah. Dude did.
• 2:51:51
  Did you see her when she chased the dude with the chainsaw?
• 2:51:55
  The chainsaw was dope. I did that.
• 2:51:57
  That was dope. I had to show her the.
• 2:52:00
  Sickest. Dude, there was AI was like,
• 2:52:02
  there's an old wrestler called Leatherface that did that.
• 2:52:05
  Yeah, I. Love you showing me that that
• 2:52:06
  was. Crazy, crazy.
• 2:52:08
  So yeah, well, we got to do Wrestler of the Year.
• 2:52:14
  Yep. Got to nominate John Cena
• 2:52:16
  because there was a lot of focus on him.
• 2:52:19
  I, I feel like, I feel like we ought to nominate the Hulkster.
• 2:52:24
  Just we're. Nothing else wrestlers though.
• 2:52:30
  Oh, active, active wrestlers. Yeah, the Hulksters an all
• 2:52:34
  timer. He doesn't need a fucking new
• 2:52:35
  award just because he died. He didn't wrestle in 2025, Sam,
• 2:52:40
  and he wasn't on television. Right, right.
• 2:52:43
  Well, actually he was one time and if you remember, he said he
• 2:52:47
  might be ready for WrestleMania and then he just never showed up
• 2:52:49
  again. That's.
• 2:52:52
  Right. Well, if we're talking active,
• 2:52:54
  then yeah, he wouldn't be a part of it, Dom.
• 2:52:57
  Just put him on the list. You guys, you guys both
• 2:53:01
  dominate. My best friend in the whole
• 2:53:03
  world, Dominic Mysterio, huh? But everybody was a hater. 2025
• 2:53:08
  is the year you all got to say not only is Dom cool, but Max
• 2:53:11
  was right about it. I yeah.
• 2:53:17
  Oh, that's another category that Maxine isn't going to like.
• 2:53:21
  Top Max was right now man. Oh boy, I don't even know how
• 2:53:25
  many of those I can find. There's probably more than 5
• 2:53:28
  though. You're right, we already have
• 2:53:34
  for best TV show. We had some already.
• 2:53:40
  I nominated the Will Stancil show because it do be like that,
• 2:53:45
  Mister Whitfield. I I still have not seen that,
• 2:53:51
  but, Evan tells. You have to watch the Will
• 2:53:53
  Stancil show. I'm tell.
• 2:53:54
  I'll link you right after the show.
• 2:53:56
  It's super funny. Yeah, not up.
• 2:53:59
  To Emily Yukis. She's very funny.
• 2:54:02
  Always has been. Yeah, she's a little crazy.
• 2:54:07
  She's an artist. She's a goth chick at heart, and
• 2:54:11
  she has one over my dark little heart.
• 2:54:14
  Oh my God, it's hilarious. You've got to watch it.
• 2:54:16
  It's so good. And ache.
• 2:54:18
  The Christmas one got dark, but I liked it.
• 2:54:23
  It was good. It was like a musical.
• 2:54:26
  It was awesome. It do be like that, Maxine.
• 2:54:31
  My God. She pointed that out today.
• 2:54:33
  Emily was on Twitter and she's like a year ago I was in you
• 2:54:37
  know what things weren't so good.
• 2:54:38
  But this year I've literally, I'm getting like people quoting
• 2:54:42
  my memes because Elon said it do be like that to somebody.
• 2:54:47
  I think he said it to Will Stansell also Will Stansell most
• 2:54:50
  raped man alive. That's that.
• 2:54:51
  He just gets that award. We're giving him that one.
• 2:54:55
  Will Stansell most raped man alive award at the Tim's.
• 2:54:59
  That's your early Timmy award right there.
• 2:55:02
  But this one was Tim's asking for the link.
• 2:55:07
  Oh, Zen Timberlake. OK, we'll do.
• 2:55:14
  Yeah, since we're doing his award show, an award show by the
• 2:55:21
  people, for the people named after Tim, and he didn't even
• 2:55:24
  know it until after the show happened.
• 2:55:29
  That's because we're on the cutting edge.
• 2:55:31
  We got best TV show so far. If you have any to add.
• 2:55:35
  Sam, but AAA wrestling, the will stancil show, WWE Raw.
• 2:55:45
  I know the Stranger Things season 5 is not on your
• 2:55:48
  nominations. No, hey read.
• 2:55:54
  My like put mine on there. You didn't read it.
• 2:55:57
  Raw the. Top one.
• 2:55:59
  Oh, Wednesday season 2. So she did nominate, just not
• 2:56:05
  Stranger Things. Got any TV show of the year,
• 2:56:10
  Sam? Morgan.
• 2:56:13
  I I would say the Terminalist Dark Wolf on Amazon Prime.
• 2:56:20
  What? Was it?
• 2:56:24
  The terminal that. For me.
• 2:56:26
  Sam sure the The Terminalist Dark Wolf.
• 2:56:30
  Dark Wolf, not seen it, heard of it, but Sam's dominating it.
• 2:56:37
  We got Tim muted over here. Hey, Timmy.
• 2:56:49
  OK, everybody can hear me correct?
• 2:56:52
  Yes, Sir. Yes, Sarah.
• 2:56:54
  Can you know what I can look like a dumb ass over at work
• 2:56:57
  like? Hello ladies and gentlemen,
• 2:56:59
  welcome to the FL Report and welcome to the Tim Awards.
• 2:57:04
  Well, we're doing nominations. Next week's going to be the big
• 2:57:07
  ceremony, so we're spitballing categories now.
• 2:57:11
  I got one since you're joining us.
• 2:57:13
  We're going to have to make it best Tim of 2025.
• 2:57:19
  Best Tim of 2025. You know what?
• 2:57:24
  I nominate you. Yeah.
• 2:57:29
  Yeah. These words aren't rigged,
• 2:57:30
  though. Yeah, true, true.
• 2:57:33
  I I nominate look. In 2025, you're the best Tim I
• 2:57:37
  know, so why wouldn't I nominate you?
• 2:57:39
  It it if Max. Categories that are rigged.
• 2:57:43
  If if Max is nominating Tim an hour Tim, then I have to
• 2:57:50
  nominate Tim Tebow. What did he do this year?
• 2:57:56
  He, well, he's supposedly had a kid and he and he is a
• 2:58:04
  Christian. Well, Tim's a Christian.
• 2:58:09
  Yeah, look backs. I look backs.
• 2:58:14
  I'm trying to give Tim a little. I'm trying to make it always to
• 2:58:19
  I felt. Like we should make it that
• 2:58:21
  they're relevant to 2025 and in 2025.
• 2:58:24
  He's been a staple of Bits and Bones as well as had an awards
• 2:58:28
  show named after him. I'm in a pretty good case that
• 2:58:31
  he's Tim of the year. But that is true.
• 2:58:33
  To the year 2025, then I guess we could also nominate Tim
• 2:58:37
  Allen. He's a pretty good, yeah.
• 2:58:44
  Oh. I don't know about Tim of the
• 2:58:46
  year. He's a good Tim.
• 2:58:49
  Oh well, we're doing if we're doing yearly categories, here's
• 2:58:53
  one I know more and I will be into is game of the year for
• 2:59:00
  forget, forget the game of forget the game awards the the
• 2:59:04
  Tim. And famously there was
• 2:59:06
  controversy for Game of the year last year because I just
• 2:59:09
  randomly gave it to Black Ops 6 and people were mad at me that
• 2:59:13
  they that it wasn't Hell Divers 2A game which I didn't play.
• 2:59:18
  So to make up for last year, now people can make their
• 2:59:21
  recommendations and I'm going to nominate Guild Wars 2 Reforged.
• 2:59:29
  I'm sorry, Guild Wars 1 Reforged.
• 2:59:31
  I've been playing the shit out of that.
• 2:59:33
  Oh. Yeah, now too.
• 2:59:35
  I I'm going to nominate Mafia. The Mafia.
• 2:59:38
  The old country that surprised both Morpheus and I.
• 2:59:43
  Be to it. Mort got a nominee.
• 2:59:48
  Well, Sam beat me to it. Fair enough, I could nominate
• 2:59:55
  other ones. Geez, 2025.
• 2:59:59
  There's a lot of good games. Actually a lot of good indie
• 3:00:03
  games. Anyway, I know the AAA people
• 3:00:04
  always cry, but I've been playing in Shrouded.
• 3:00:07
  That's a great one. I'm I'm here a lot of good for
• 3:00:11
  Expedition 33. Yeah, Expedition 33 is good.
• 3:00:16
  It's on Game Pass. Great game.
• 3:00:20
  Not super long for that type of like JRPG, but the story's
• 3:00:24
  great. Yeah, Expedition What?
• 3:00:27
  Expedition 33 and see I don't have my steam in front of me
• 3:00:36
  because I could probably name two or three more is this.
• 3:00:39
  Like any. Game.
• 3:00:40
  Any game, yeah, you can know It doesn't.
• 3:00:42
  Matter when it. Came out if you were.
• 3:00:44
  Playing it in 2025, that's all that matters.
• 3:00:47
  Yeah. Of, of of Pow World.
• 3:00:50
  Pow World is not even technically out, so that counts.
• 3:00:52
  Yeah. She, she can nominate POW World,
• 3:00:54
  right? Yeah.
• 3:00:55
  It. Counts.
• 3:00:57
  It counts 20. 5 was kind of the year of pow world to be fair I.
• 3:01:02
  Can't, Yeah. OK, so we got a bunch of games.
• 3:01:08
  Do we have a movie of the year? Are we even interested enough in
• 3:01:11
  movies to come up with a couple nominees?
• 3:01:14
  Not going to lie, the new revival of the naked guns pretty
• 3:01:17
  funny. OK, we've already got one.
• 3:01:20
  See, There you go. K Pop.
• 3:01:22
  Demon Hunters K pop Demon Hunters is nominated as well.
• 3:01:25
  My son would agree with that. I would say people are going to,
• 3:01:37
  people are going to hate me for this, but James Gunn's Superman
• 3:01:43
  movie, not as terrible, not as terrible as I thought it would
• 3:01:47
  be, did. You say?
• 3:01:49
  Superman. Yep, Superman.
• 3:01:51
  Yeah, what did? Tim Say Tim said.
• 3:01:54
  Naked Gun, the remake of the Naked Gun.
• 3:01:57
  That was pretty good. I will say I really did like the
• 3:02:00
  Guy Gardner. I I do like Nathan Fillion.
• 3:02:03
  He's played a lot of like the movies, like all the animated
• 3:02:07
  movies. So like, it's kind of cool to
• 3:02:09
  see him as like a live action role.
• 3:02:12
  So yeah, I don't blame you there.
• 3:02:15
  Now I got one that's going to get everybody up in arms.
• 3:02:19
  Best right to offend Media show we have enough to nominate.
• 3:02:27
  I nominate bits and bones. I nominate the Whitfield report.
• 3:02:33
  I nominate the report too. I nominate white trash court.
• 3:02:39
  I nominate True. OK, never mind.
• 3:02:43
  Because that has so much potential, that's going to be so
• 3:02:46
  much fun. She nominates Savage Baker.
• 3:02:48
  Yeah, everybody's just going to nominate themselves, which is
• 3:02:51
  far. I'm not now OK the largest
• 3:02:55
  performer by by pure numbers of all of us.
• 3:03:01
  Coffee House. Over coffee, specifically the
• 3:03:04
  Cantwell stream. Yeah, depending on that one.
• 3:03:10
  What? Yeah.
• 3:03:12
  Was that the $5 one or was that with the new the new one reading
• 3:03:19
  the light? Oh yeah, the.
• 3:03:20
  Got over 10,000 across platforms.
• 3:03:23
  Yeah, I was. We did it, Sam.
• 3:03:27
  God. Our most seen thing is you guys
• 3:03:30
  reading a gay erotica written by a gay Nazi.
• 3:03:35
  Yeah, that's our biggest thing of the year.
• 3:03:37
  So I guess I was actually not going to nominate cringing over
• 3:03:40
  coffee, but I have to by it's sure that's the one people would
• 3:03:46
  have seen more than anything else.
• 3:03:49
  So specifically that episode. So wait.
• 3:03:53
  Although the Manson one was fun. The Manson 1 was awesome.
• 3:03:57
  That that one was fun, so. All right, and.
• 3:04:02
  Then we had. Also.
• 3:04:04
  We randomly did what with the mega white trash Memorial Day
• 3:04:08
  stream or whatever. Got a lot of views too.
• 3:04:10
  Oh, that one was fun too. I fell and then farted.
• 3:04:17
  You did. I love that Tim gets rumbled
• 3:04:21
  right when I said that. But another category book of the
• 3:04:27
  year, and that's the I was. Going to avoid that, but if
• 3:04:31
  you're want to do the book of the year, you might have to
• 3:04:35
  nominate some of your friends too.
• 3:04:37
  Oh, oh, I'm, oh, I'm going to And that's going to be the tough
• 3:04:42
  thing. I am going to nominate for you
• 3:04:48
  one because I actually believe in it.
• 3:04:50
  OK, Night of the Vigilante specific.
• 3:04:54
  OK. If I'm nominating a book, it's
• 3:04:57
  not just because it's you, it's because I think that's your best
• 3:05:00
  book. Well, the well, to be Well, to
• 3:05:04
  be fair, that one was my best selling book of 2025.
• 3:05:09
  Or it. Should be nominated then.
• 3:05:11
  Yes, I will. I will nominate.
• 3:05:21
  Let me see what it is 0. I can't think of the title off
• 3:05:25
  the top of my head because all I can think of is Body Man, the
• 3:05:28
  sequel to The Body Man. Oh.
• 3:05:34
  Such a good book but all I can think of is Body Man.
• 3:05:38
  I feel so stupid because Eric's the man.
• 3:05:40
  Eric Bishops, let's see here, don't go to his oh, breach of
• 3:05:51
  breach of trust. Breach of Trust.
• 3:05:54
  I should have known that. Yeah.
• 3:05:55
  Because it's about is the character.
• 3:06:00
  It's in the Body Man universe, which is like, if you're going
• 3:06:03
  to start with Eric, I would. Eric Bishop.
• 3:06:06
  Yeah, I would recommend Body Man.
• 3:06:07
  It's a really good book. This was like a direct sequel to
• 3:06:10
  Body Man. That's my nomination.
• 3:06:12
  Breach of Trust by Eric Bishop. Also I can't.
• 3:06:17
  Remember the name of. It which what 1 the?
• 3:06:20
  The the the the one with the vampire and the detective.
• 3:06:22
  I can't. Remember Vampire and the
• 3:06:23
  Detective? Oh.
• 3:06:26
  I. Can't.
• 3:06:27
  Oh, Andrew Nelson's book. Yeah, I can't think of the name
• 3:06:30
  of it. I.
• 3:06:30
  Didn't get to finish reading it but I let me I.
• 3:06:32
  Want to nominate? That one because I I really
• 3:06:36
  intrigued by it, but I. Can't remember the name I'm on.
• 3:06:39
  I'm on Amazon right now. Hold on.
• 3:06:42
  You know it's Andrew Nelson, but he writes a lot of books.
• 3:06:46
  He does. To be fair to us, and she
• 3:06:49
  remembers the book more than the title.
• 3:06:52
  That's me too, if you haven't noticed.
• 3:06:56
  Yeah, I'm looking at his page right now.
• 3:06:59
  Watch the show. You should note that that your
• 3:07:01
  average reader has a harder time remembering titles than they do
• 3:07:05
  good stories. So don't small town seek small
• 3:07:14
  town secret, is that it? No, it was the he came out and
• 3:07:20
  talked about it. It was the one with the vampire
• 3:07:23
  chick. Oh, Awakening.
• 3:07:25
  Awakening. Yeah, I found it.
• 3:07:26
  Thank you. There you go.
• 3:07:29
  She was looking through her read books.
• 3:07:32
  Through my Kindle. But I don't.
• 3:07:34
  I don't have the thing for it so I can't actually look at the
• 3:07:37
  book, so I can't finish reading it right now.
• 3:07:40
  And one more nomination for me. I want to nominate Shadows of
• 3:07:47
  Deception book 4, your first novel.
• 3:07:53
  I'm sure you. Sins of Sins of the Assassin.
• 3:07:56
  Sins of the Assassin, but book 4 because it's a novel, yes, for
• 3:08:01
  those that didn't know, book 1-2 and three were sort of shorter
• 3:08:04
  and you can get them all together and one now sort of as
• 3:08:07
  a novel, which is great, hard cover and everything, but I want
• 3:08:11
  to know. And so you would kind of need to
• 3:08:13
  read some of those to really get fully into Sense of the
• 3:08:17
  Assassin. Now, I like Night of the
• 3:08:20
  Vigilante better. I said that that's my favorite
• 3:08:23
  book of yours. But since of the Assassin is
• 3:08:26
  where you really came into your own as a writer, Sam and a lot
• 3:08:29
  of the other authors recognize that throughout the year as
• 3:08:32
  well. So we kind of have to nominate
• 3:08:33
  that as well. Is it real?
• 3:08:36
  Sam's probably going to win. Yes.
• 3:08:38
  Sorry to our friend authors, but it's the Whitfield Report and
• 3:08:42
  we're doing an award show. The nomination is because we
• 3:08:46
  like you, not because Sam is just the best writer ever.
• 3:08:50
  It's just the is clearly. What?
• 3:08:56
  What? Thank you.
• 3:08:57
  I'm contractually obligated to say so.
• 3:09:01
  That that that he is so if I didn't.
• 3:09:07
  Really would be on my ass. Oh, here's a.
• 3:09:15
  Retard of the year, Sam. Yes, that was going to be my
• 3:09:22
  next. That was going to be to be my
• 3:09:24
  next category actually. I nominate me.
• 3:09:34
  I deserve an award for how retarded I am.
• 3:09:39
  It's not fair to give it to other people when I'm clearly
• 3:09:42
  more retarded than them. But should you be nominating
• 3:09:46
  yourself? Well, Max.
• 3:09:50
  OK, Would anybody like to nominate somebody for the retard
• 3:09:53
  of the year? That's not me.
• 3:09:55
  Yes, I'll nominate Retard Max. All nominate.
• 3:10:03
  All nominate is someone else. Tim Walls.
• 3:10:07
  I'm going to have to 2nd that nomination.
• 3:10:10
  Tim Walls retard of the year, you know, and he had a hand in
• 3:10:16
  making it acceptable to say again too.
• 3:10:18
  To be fair, that's that's a huge step for retards everywhere.
• 3:10:25
  Yeah. Kind of giant.
• 3:10:30
  Steppings for retard kind. See.
• 3:10:35
  Can I nominate a Midget? Yeah.
• 3:10:39
  Yes, I don't know. OK then.
• 3:10:42
  Then Smalls from N.W.A. OK.
• 3:10:49
  Yeah, if you know, you know Smalls from N.W.A for retard of
• 3:10:54
  the year. Man, I'm going to lose now.
• 3:11:00
  You were name and nated Tim Walz.
• 3:11:02
  That's not fair, Sam. Oh, how can I compete with the
• 3:11:07
  level of retardation that Tim Walz has?
• 3:11:11
  He's been working at that a long.
• 3:11:12
  Time you you. Well, I mean, I got what?
• 3:11:18
  This is an outrage. Look, I look, I, I would have
• 3:11:23
  nominated I, I believe Kamala Harris won last year.
• 3:11:29
  She did. So it's all you know so.
• 3:11:35
  There you go, he'll be the big mouth of the year.
• 3:11:41
  I have another wait, I got another retard.
• 3:11:43
  She got another retard of the year.
• 3:11:45
  Lily Cantino. Is that DoorDash girl?
• 3:11:50
  No, that is that transgender piece of.
• 3:11:53
  Shit Disney tranny. And uses the food to literally
• 3:11:58
  replicate gender reassignment surgeries and posts them online.
• 3:12:04
  He says I do that on purpose. Oh, and the motherfucker was a
• 3:12:08
  dumbass and went after Jeffrey Star.
• 3:12:10
  I hope that Jeffrey chews that motherfucker up and spits him
• 3:12:14
  out, because that's what Jeffrey's fucking good at and he
• 3:12:17
  hates that. Motherfucker, considering he
• 3:12:19
  wants his penis removed, that'd probably benefit him if Jeffrey
• 3:12:22
  chewed him up and spit him out. But yeah, that's a Retard of the
• 3:12:26
  Year nominee contender for sure. Wait wait wait, so I I'm curious
• 3:12:32
  about this. So you, you mean to tell me that
• 3:12:34
  there's another tranny that is like somehow more annoying than
• 3:12:41
  than bud Light? What?
• 3:12:43
  Oh yeah, Lily Tito goes into the bathrooms at Disney and takes
• 3:12:48
  pictures. OK, so he literally.
• 3:12:51
  Look at his face. He took a corn dog on the stick.
• 3:12:56
  He's like, hold on, hold on. He's.
• 3:12:58
  Cutting it off. Hold up.
• 3:13:01
  Move the fuck over. Don't boy.
• 3:13:04
  Oh dear God. Sits there and he takes the corn
• 3:13:08
  dog and he literally cuts it and like turns it inside out.
• 3:13:13
  And then he takes cake pops and like simul he, he uses the food
• 3:13:19
  sitting there while children are around talking about it loudly,
• 3:13:26
  describing like technical surgical terms and shit like
• 3:13:31
  that as he's dissecting the fucking corn dog.
• 3:13:35
  And then he's posting it online. And when he gets called out on
• 3:13:39
  it, he says yes, that he does that on purpose because he wants
• 3:13:43
  the attention he wants to blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 3:13:45
  And yeah, then he goes into the bathrooms and he takes pictures
• 3:13:48
  and he records and Oh, yeah, by the way, a trans woman, which is
• 3:13:53
  really a man, was caught in the women's bathroom at Disneyland.
• 3:13:57
  I believe it was Disneyland jacking it.
• 3:13:59
  Jacking it. And you can see in the fucking
• 3:14:01
  video, you can see the fucking shadow of them just sitting
• 3:14:04
  there jacking it. And I was like.
• 3:14:06
  There's nothing more womanly but.
• 3:14:08
  That doesn't happen y'all. The most womanly thing you could
• 3:14:12
  possibly do is jerk off your penis in the ladies room.
• 3:14:16
  Apparently that's what defines a woman, because.
• 3:14:19
  You saw this? Yeah.
• 3:14:21
  It's like, how do you define a woman?
• 3:14:23
  Well, do they jerk off in the ladies room?
• 3:14:29
  I mean, I mean all of the most random women I know, you know?
• 3:14:35
  Yeah, they stroke their penis in the ladies room.
• 3:14:39
  That's what women do. I'm definitely fooled.
• 3:14:43
  They're very passable because they stroke their penis in the
• 3:14:47
  ladies room. Makes it so you think they're
• 3:14:50
  just like every other woman. Every other woman strokes their
• 3:14:54
  penis in the ladies room too, right?
• 3:14:56
  Since we're talking about women, let's talk about some real
• 3:14:59
  women. I went and did category Mom of
• 3:15:03
  the Year and the nominees are Pen Me Sam's Mom and Smoothly's
• 3:15:10
  Mom. Oh Truly's Bob is a good dark
• 3:15:14
  horse choice. I'm not going to lie, Sam's Bob
• 3:15:17
  is the easy win. You're a great win too.
• 3:15:22
  That's not even fair. I you're going to have to decide
• 3:15:24
  that category. And of course, I had to go with
• 3:15:27
  Penn because while she became a mom last year and I do love the
• 3:15:32
  fact that my niece's birthday is so close to mine, we're Aries,
• 3:15:36
  and I can't wait to torture Penn with that.
• 3:15:39
  I want to know for Mom of the year.
• 3:15:42
  Yeah, I nominate Carathis. He's a great mom all.
• 3:15:50
  Right. Yeah.
• 3:15:55
  There's there's some joke that I'm not getting there.
• 3:15:58
  Yeah, because when it comes to these streamers that he's like,
• 3:16:02
  he's very mom like he helps a lot of people out.
• 3:16:05
  I'm not even joking. He's just, that's why she said
• 3:16:09
  aw, because she's like, yeah, that's kind of true.
• 3:16:12
  But also quick little update. So baby girl is doing great.
• 3:16:18
  She is nine months old now. She is crawling, she is
• 3:16:26
  standing. This girl is ready to go.
• 3:16:29
  She wants to walk. She is desperate to pen is
• 3:16:32
  crying. She's very upset with her
• 3:16:34
  husband because he gave her a baby that's going to grow up.
• 3:16:37
  I said, yeah, that happened, sweetie.
• 3:16:39
  She did not not like. That it's like you used to be
• 3:16:41
  happy he gave you a baby. Then you realize that the baby
• 3:16:44
  grows up. Yeah, she's she's saying Mama
• 3:16:48
  and she's got several teeth and they are both doing great.
• 3:16:53
  She's doing great in with momhood.
• 3:16:56
  I think it's just, you know, the typical struggles babies going
• 3:17:00
  through like seats they're. Both.
• 3:17:01
  They're both full time working parents, Yeah, so it's not easy,
• 3:17:05
  but. But they are doing really,
• 3:17:07
  really great and she's absolutely adorable.
• 3:17:10
  I I haven't even like actually met her because I haven't been
• 3:17:12
  able to go down and visit Penn, but I absolutely love and adore
• 3:17:16
  this. OK, so we've talked about some
• 3:17:18
  great women. Oh, here we go.
• 3:17:20
  How of the year? Ah, I'm going to start with
• 3:17:28
  Candace Owens. Oh dear God.
• 3:17:33
  The other nominations for Hoe of the year, Mort Scott some.
• 3:17:36
  I know he does. I see his Twitter.
• 3:17:38
  He'd be telling these only fans girls off all day.
• 3:17:42
  That one, that one, that one not.
• 3:17:43
  It might be hard to to beat Candace Owens, but yeah, yeah.
• 3:17:47
  Mr. Morpheus, what's a you on the topic?
• 3:17:54
  That would have to either be Piper Raquel or no.
• 3:18:00
  Let's go with Piper Raquel. She was an 18 year old slot that
• 3:18:05
  just created an Only Fans on January 1st.
• 3:18:12
  Gross. Oh yeah?
• 3:18:14
  Who was the other one that opened up in Only Fans right
• 3:18:17
  when they turned 18? Yeah, that's just gross, man.
• 3:18:24
  That's. Like.
• 3:18:26
  I know there's been a couple I. Can't say it out loud.
• 3:18:33
  Oh man OK, so she made a nomination here, and this is
• 3:18:38
  going to come as a shock to fucking Sam, so I'm just going
• 3:18:41
  to hold it up here. 00. Yeah, well, this this stems from
• 3:18:55
  the fact of some of the things that she said not necessarily
• 3:18:59
  being 100% truthful. And some of the materials that
• 3:19:05
  she put out on the Internet before she was with Charlie Kirk
• 3:19:10
  don't look so great. Bitch posted pictures of her
• 3:19:17
  tits hanging out and and in in in in poses that are not very
• 3:19:23
  Christian like for modeling. She she she.
• 3:19:28
  I'm not a drinker. Bitch, you were on a dating TV
• 3:19:32
  show and you were sucking down drinks with your boyfriend.
• 3:19:36
  Not to mention that that she was advertising alcohol in a
• 3:19:40
  commercial in a with a different boyfriend.
• 3:19:43
  Yep. But she didn't date.
• 3:19:46
  Oh and OK, here's a good one. The the last ex-boyfriend she
• 3:19:51
  had right before she met Charlie was actually good friends with
• 3:19:55
  Charlie and they played basketball together.
• 3:19:58
  And that's also the guy that she just brought in to help with the
• 3:20:02
  fucking company, her ex-boyfriend.
• 3:20:07
  Yeah, so. Her husband just died in
• 3:20:11
  September. Now you notice.
• 3:20:12
  Sorry, it's fishy. It's shit.
• 3:20:14
  Candace, hold on, Candace is on the list, so it's not like we're
• 3:20:18
  taking her side of. Anything.
• 3:20:19
  Screw that crazy ass. Bitch, and I'm not claiming
• 3:20:22
  anything like oh, she had them killed or nothing.
• 3:20:25
  What you know what I think Sam is?
• 3:20:27
  I think that she is a woman that instead of trying to do the
• 3:20:32
  Christian, actual Christian thing of coming to terms with
• 3:20:35
  your past and being honest about it, she thought because she
• 3:20:38
  wasn't front and center that she could sweep things under the
• 3:20:41
  rug. And she told some blatant
• 3:20:42
  fucking lies. And it's coming back to bite
• 3:20:45
  her. Because yes, even my wife who
• 3:20:47
  was a big fan is like, what the fuck?
• 3:20:51
  She said. She didn't date anybody in a
• 3:20:53
  five year period. She has two fiancees.
• 3:20:55
  That's that, that's my biggest problem with her is the fact
• 3:20:59
  that she blatantly lied about it and.
• 3:21:03
  Well. The asked her about it.
• 3:21:05
  She had no reason to even say any of this, but she did, and
• 3:21:10
  there's so much evidence to. Prove.
• 3:21:14
  And the other thing is. And the shit made me cry because
• 3:21:17
  all I could think is Oh my God, poor Charlie.
• 3:21:20
  And and the other thing is, is that the truth is actually a
• 3:21:24
  much better story, which is why it looks so suspicious because
• 3:21:29
  the truth is that she was a party girl hung hanging out in
• 3:21:33
  New York City with her cousin that she says is a bad roommate,
• 3:21:36
  bad influence. But that's her cousin, dude.
• 3:21:40
  And she's out there partying with her cousin that she acts
• 3:21:42
  like she wasn't. There's videos of all of it.
• 3:21:45
  It's all over the fucking Internet.
• 3:21:47
  Her name's attached to all of it.
• 3:21:49
  She wasn't even trying to hide it.
• 3:21:50
  And why? Because for the longest time she
• 3:21:53
  was the wife behind Charlie and maybe her past didn't matter so
• 3:21:56
  much, right? But if you just said the truth
• 3:21:58
  is, yeah, maybe I wasn't a serious Christian until I met
• 3:22:01
  him. How many people could relate to
• 3:22:04
  that story, Sam? A lot but but here, but here.
• 3:22:10
  But here's the problem that I and A lot of the people have
• 3:22:13
  with Turning Point Point. The point though, Max, this is a
• 3:22:16
  little bit behind the scenes. Charlie's donors are really
• 3:22:21
  hardcore evangelicals, OK, and so.
• 3:22:27
  Right. And so this kind of thing
• 3:22:29
  doesn't help, right? That I tell you, that's how I
• 3:22:33
  found out about this. It didn't cover Candace
• 3:22:35
  conspiracy people saying Christians who are actually
• 3:22:39
  concerned about her behavior. Well, I I agree, but these are
• 3:22:45
  the same people who probably wanted to, shall we say, maybe
• 3:22:50
  cover up that fact. Exactly, Yeah.
• 3:22:55
  And when Charlie, when Charlie was alive, rather than rather
• 3:23:00
  than perhaps saying, OK, we can perhaps forgive this is this.
• 3:23:06
  Is the It's crazy because that's supposed to be how a Christian
• 3:23:09
  goes about this kind of thing. One of look, look, look, look.
• 3:23:15
  Charlie says that he never drank as look, I don't know if that's
• 3:23:21
  true or not. I can tell you from other people
• 3:23:23
  who I who I know though he had a couple beers.
• 3:23:28
  So this whole thing of he never drank, that's not true either.
• 3:23:32
  But her whole thing and she made of oh, I find it unproductive in
• 3:23:36
  it's like, dude, you're in alcohol commercials.
• 3:23:41
  Yeah. It's it's such the problem I'm
• 3:23:45
  having, Sam, is that a Christian person doesn't need to lie about
• 3:23:49
  these things. They just say, yeah, I was not
• 3:23:52
  on the path of God. I'm a Sinner.
• 3:23:54
  I sought forgiveness. I'm changing myself.
• 3:23:57
  But instead she's trying to say it didn't happen.
• 3:24:00
  So for that, I didn't gominate her.
• 3:24:03
  My wife did. Or or yeah, I'm not going to get
• 3:24:07
  into it, but you should look into it.
• 3:24:10
  The fact that she herself was like pretty much like the face
• 3:24:14
  of and ran this organization to like give Christmas presents to
• 3:24:22
  these kids and the person that was associated with this as well
• 3:24:28
  was well known for sex trafficking children.
• 3:24:32
  You got busted doing that later on, yeah.
• 3:24:36
  Yeah, I, I. Look into that and her
• 3:24:38
  involvement with that like I, I. Which I could say that's a
• 3:24:42
  Candace. Candace has been talking about
• 3:24:44
  that one. Her angle on it is somehow
• 3:24:47
  Erica's involved. Here's my angle on it. 17 year
• 3:24:50
  old pretty blonde girl that they used to be the spokesman for a
• 3:24:53
  fucking charity, right? I doubt she's really knows
• 3:24:57
  anything about it. But again, there's suspicion.
• 3:25:01
  But I had another hoe of the year nominee.
• 3:25:04
  Before we go too far off, I'll let you respond to this.
• 3:25:07
  But before I forget, right DoorDash girl?
• 3:25:12
  Yep, Yep, Yep. OK, now you respond to Eric.
• 3:25:15
  I just want to get that one out there.
• 3:25:17
  Well, no, I think that I think this brings up a a good point
• 3:25:21
  that no one in this spear really like no one in general is really
• 3:25:30
  a a perfect person at all. And so I don't if you're a.
• 3:25:34
  Christian, you kind of have to believe that, right?
• 3:25:37
  It's baked in the cake. You, you should, but for some
• 3:25:41
  reason, particularly on the right, we get into these purity
• 3:25:44
  spiral spirals of like so and so has to be the most perfect.
• 3:25:51
  Even even Charlie was guilty of that somewhat.
• 3:25:54
  That's why, that's why why my friends him.
• 3:25:56
  Before he passed, yeah. Yeah.
• 3:25:59
  Publicly known as we felt he was a bit too judge mental and I'm
• 3:26:04
  not coming from a point of judging her for the behaviors
• 3:26:07
  that that she had. My judgement is why did you lie
• 3:26:11
  about it? Right.
• 3:26:15
  No, it no. Why did you why did you lie
• 3:26:17
  about it? Nobody's perfect.
• 3:26:18
  Why? Why are you trying to be
• 3:26:20
  perfect? And I think we all sort of know
• 3:26:22
  why she did because it doesn't look good.
• 3:26:26
  But like, guess what honey, this is the real world.
• 3:26:29
  We all got a little shit on us. It looks worse.
• 3:26:32
  She lied about it, Yeah. Yeah, like everybody takes a
• 3:26:37
  dump, Erica. And then kind of like also.
• 3:26:42
  It's true. She kind of like looks down on
• 3:26:44
  people a little bit sometimes when she's talk, she's kind of
• 3:26:47
  like a little I I guess like condescending, I think would the
• 3:26:50
  word I'm kind of looking for when she talks about being the
• 3:26:52
  good Christian. And I'm like, I kind of feel
• 3:26:54
  like sitting now here, you know, thinking like, yo, Erica, at
• 3:26:57
  least like I'm honest. Like, yeah, I had partners
• 3:27:01
  before Max. Hell, I was kind of engaged.
• 3:27:05
  But there's. Not Max, but I never lied to him
• 3:27:07
  about. There's a there's a hard line in
• 3:27:10
  the sand that is a difference here.
• 3:27:12
  There's no dirty pictures of my wife on the Internet at all,
• 3:27:17
  right? I would have a problem.
• 3:27:19
  I would have a problem with that.
• 3:27:21
  Now Charlie didn't or he didn't know.
• 3:27:24
  I don't know that's between them, but I would have a problem
• 3:27:28
  with that. That would seem again, it's like
• 3:27:32
  more theses is out there saying to girls, hey, you got an only
• 3:27:35
  fans. That's a no.
• 3:27:37
  It's the same thing right now. Sam's going to go look up the.
• 3:27:42
  Pictures. I added.
• 3:27:45
  That that is my line in the sand.
• 3:27:48
  You added. Another hoe of the year.
• 3:27:51
  Which who is it you're? Going to laugh.
• 3:27:55
  Lola Vice. Oof.
• 3:27:57
  Oh, she might win. I, I can't, I can't even
• 3:28:01
  necessarily disagree with that. She stole the lizard man from
• 3:28:06
  the lizard lady, that's why she had nominated her.
• 3:28:10
  What's it wasn't Cuban chicks? They they tend to do that, Sam.
• 3:28:20
  Some stereo wizard man. Some stereotypes are true.
• 3:28:27
  OK, other category ideas, Sam we we the out loudmouth award I won
• 3:28:35
  last year unanimously. I I want to nominate Sam.
• 3:28:48
  Well, I mean, I, I mean, I, I can be pretty loud loud.
• 3:28:53
  And I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure my mom would vote for that
• 3:28:56
  cup. Now, as we know, there's a main
• 3:28:58
  award from last year. It's referred to as the Sammy.
• 3:29:03
  It's the Sam Whitfield Award for achievements and excellent, a
• 3:29:07
  lifetime of excellence. And so obviously the first
• 3:29:11
  winner of the award, it's namesake is Sam Whitfield and we
• 3:29:16
  don't do nominations for that one.
• 3:29:18
  It's already been decided. I've known for a long time who
• 3:29:21
  the winner is of the second Sammy, and we'll announce that
• 3:29:25
  on the show. Interesting.
• 3:29:31
  I will say this, I do like the sound of a two time Sammy Award
• 3:29:37
  winner. Interesting.
• 3:29:43
  However, nothing is set in stone except that I just told you it
• 3:29:48
  is. I already know and.
• 3:29:51
  Yeah. But you tell us who you think
• 3:29:55
  should win the Sammy since you're the first winner.
• 3:29:58
  Well, listen, if I, if I have to, if I have to, you know, make
• 3:30:02
  a nomination, I would say that I would say that Craig deserves a
• 3:30:07
  Sammy. I mean, the the man is a doctor.
• 3:30:13
  He's. Trying He's trying to give a
• 3:30:16
  Sammy to Craig. But he is a doctor.
• 3:30:20
  But, but has he won a Sammy? I think not.
• 3:30:26
  OK, new category Jew of the Year Doctor Craig is the nominee.
• 3:30:34
  Craig, a lot. Of it Ben Ben Shapiro.
• 3:30:40
  Laura Loomer, It's another Jew of the Year.
• 3:30:50
  Gal Goodell Now I'm now I'm just thinking of Jewish women the.
• 3:30:55
  Benjamin Netanyahu. Yeah.
• 3:30:59
  He's a shoe in for Jew of the Year.
• 3:31:01
  Amy, Amy, our AMI Kotzek, I think is.
• 3:31:06
  I pronounce his name. Oh, she only got Craig, who was
• 3:31:12
  our other Jews of the year. Ben Shapiro and Benjamin
• 3:31:17
  Netanyahu. Yeah.
• 3:31:22
  And Laura Loomer. Laura Loomer.
• 3:31:27
  Benjamin what a what a I'm just putting Benjamin.
• 3:31:30
  And BB, we know BB. BB.
• 3:31:32
  OK, He's he's, he's the king of the Jews.
• 3:31:35
  And you said Laura Luma. Laura Luma.
• 3:31:40
  I I told, I told, I told Shmuley the store has someone tried to
• 3:31:48
  set me up with with Laura Luma and she was like, you totally
• 3:31:54
  should have. Oh, is Chat Ava nominee for Jew
• 3:32:00
  of the Year? They might.
• 3:32:01
  I can't. See Oh Dalek, says Dennis
• 3:32:04
  Prager. Dennis Prager.
• 3:32:06
  There we go. That's a fun one.
• 3:32:08
  Actually. I like.
• 3:32:08
  That, well, Dennis Prager could also, and I feel bad saying
• 3:32:13
  this, but Dennis Prager could also qualify for Cripple of of
• 3:32:18
  the Year. Oh, we got to do Cripple of the
• 3:32:21
  Year. By the way though.
• 3:32:24
  Of the year to Tom Cruise last year, Sam.
• 3:32:27
  Oh my God, we did. Oh yeah, the Oh yeah, that's
• 3:32:34
  right, we did. Uh huh.
• 3:32:36
  You guys gave it to him. The cripples decided that Tom
• 3:32:40
  Cruise was the Cripple of the Year because on the count of,
• 3:32:44
  and I quote his crippling homosexuality.
• 3:32:52
  So what else? We got Cripple of the Year?
• 3:32:54
  We have to. We have some mandatory
• 3:32:55
  nominations. We got to nominate Mort.
• 3:33:00
  We got to nominate Maxine. Huh.
• 3:33:04
  Yeah, she lost the body part. Oh.
• 3:33:08
  Yeah, Dennis, we. Got to nominate Sam.
• 3:33:11
  Dennis Prager, he got I, I do. I do want to acknowledge Dennis
• 3:33:15
  Prager has made a remarkable recovery from like, from a nasty
• 3:33:22
  fall. Is paralyzed.
• 3:33:23
  My God that that sucks. Rob.
• 3:33:27
  Reiner. Well, Max, he's not crippled.
• 3:33:35
  He's. Well, he was.
• 3:33:38
  Well, he was crippled before that though.
• 3:33:41
  Yeah. I was nominating him not because
• 3:33:45
  he's dead, duh. I was nominating him because of
• 3:33:48
  how prominently crippled he was. He's so crippled, he was
• 3:33:51
  emotionally crippled enough to check himself into a mental
• 3:33:54
  institution a couple months before that happened.
• 3:33:57
  I do want to say that it is a tragedy what happened to him and
• 3:33:59
  his wife. It's a terrible, terrible thing.
• 3:34:03
  Yes, awesome. But that's why I'm nominating
• 3:34:11
  him for Cripple of the Year. Also, Zombie Meathead does seem
• 3:34:18
  like hilarious costume idea. Oh.
• 3:34:22
  I'm I'm definitely zombie meathead next year.
• 3:34:24
  That'll be fun. Oh, we got a Loudmouth of the
• 3:34:30
  Year nominee so far, Sam Whitfield, Maxine, Morpheus, Max
• 3:34:36
  and Caresses. That's.
• 3:34:41
  Yeah, that's a pretty good list. I think I, I, my, my vote is
• 3:34:48
  clearly where the Maxine should win that award.
• 3:34:51
  She deserves it. Worked very hard this year.
• 3:35:09
  How about just other cripples? We got to have other crippled
• 3:35:13
  nominees. Ricky Berwick.
• 3:35:20
  Oh yeah, God include God include Ricky.
• 3:35:26
  Oh, I forgot, we have a similar entrant as last year too.
• 3:35:29
  You see, if Tom Cruise won on account of his crippling
• 3:35:33
  homosexuality, I nominate Clavicular Cripple of the Year
• 3:35:40
  because that motherfucker is crippled by his homosexuality
• 3:35:43
  for sure. Yeah, I, I can't remember, did
• 3:35:51
  we do faggot of the year? No, here we go, faggot of the
• 3:35:59
  year. Oh man, we got so many.
• 3:36:02
  Andrew Tate comes to mind because of that boxing thing.
• 3:36:06
  Nick Fuentes. Yeah, yeah, it's been a good
• 3:36:09
  year for his level of faggotry. Steven Crowder, what'd he do
• 3:36:24
  now? He basically, well, I'm not
• 3:36:30
  sure. Well, well, allegedly he was in
• 3:36:33
  a hot tub with Owen Benjamin. That's not, you know, that's
• 3:36:41
  totally not weird behavior at all.
• 3:36:48
  Christopher Cantwell. You motherfucker, I was just
• 3:36:51
  about to say that. So we got a double nomination
• 3:36:54
  for Cantwell. I'm going to say Mersch.
• 3:36:58
  Mersch being cooked by Ralph and kissing a girl who ate Ralph's
• 3:37:03
  butt hole within a day of that happening makes him a quality
• 3:37:08
  nominee. However.
• 3:37:10
  We did not write a fanfic about a guy, so Can'twell's probably
• 3:37:15
  going to win. Can can I?
• 3:37:16
  Can I be honest? I actually forgot that Bersh
• 3:37:19
  existed for for like for like hot but at there well.
• 3:37:24
  There's. But didn't gun drawn.
• 3:37:30
  Didn't shoot Dogan. Check out the last spot.
• 3:37:38
  Awful Sam, he found. Merce's live.
• 3:37:41
  Journal. And he called it the merch
• 3:37:45
  series finale because. He really?
• 3:37:48
  Is that bad? He read Merch's 2004 Live
• 3:37:52
  Journal and it is the cringiest thing you'll ever see.
• 3:37:56
  Oh my God, I I'm going to have to.
• 3:37:58
  I'm going to have to watch that now.
• 3:38:01
  It is the merch series finale. Ting Ting tink tink tink tink
• 3:38:11
  tink. Yeah, he tink, Tink tinked out
• 3:38:14
  into his live journal when he was like 20 years old.
• 3:38:19
  And Jesse has awe. It's so bad, dude.
• 3:38:21
  He talks about being a loser and yeah, it's it's really it's.
• 3:38:26
  And he's such an emo fag. Yeah.
• 3:38:30
  Oh yeah. With the Live Journal thing is
• 3:38:33
  almost as bad as Cantwell writing about gay butt sex.
• 3:38:37
  Oh you? Oh Max, I just, I just realized
• 3:38:43
  I got my YouTube channel back this year.
• 3:38:45
  Right? My interview with Mersch Yep is
• 3:38:50
  on the channel. Oh my God, we have to farm that
• 3:38:53
  for some drop. I'll make a song of Mersch.
• 3:38:57
  Well. It was nice to you it.
• 3:38:59
  Was. Nice to you.
• 3:39:00
  Well, no, Max, I have an idea. I think if we're going to do a
• 3:39:06
  cringing over over coffee, we should do an episode where we
• 3:39:11
  watch the episode. And never done a Mersh before.
• 3:39:18
  That'll be an interesting Mersh episode of cringing over coffee.
• 3:39:23
  Well, because. Like I try to be.
• 3:39:24
  With like artistic shit, like even Cantwell there's a level of
• 3:39:28
  like artisan. He's a specially made freak,
• 3:39:32
  whereas merch is the locale for the masses.
• 3:39:34
  Well, my inner, my interview, my interview with merch.
• 3:39:38
  Only we have. My interview, well, in my
• 3:39:41
  interview with Merch, was a work of art.
• 3:39:46
  I made him, as Shmui points out. I made him look good.
• 3:39:50
  Oh man, we need to get fucking. We need to get Alan on to talk
• 3:39:56
  that one. That would be fun.
• 3:39:58
  Oh my God, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 3:40:02
  You guys are unapologetically friends with Alan Powell, Yes.
• 3:40:08
  You a bitch. Alan Powell is funny.
• 3:40:10
  Fuck you. Oh no.
• 3:40:14
  Their feelings are hurt. Oh by the way, to to the to the
• 3:40:20
  Australian who to to Liz who keeps DM ING me.
• 3:40:25
  Yeah, I still I still don't care that you're bad and I haven't
• 3:40:29
  talked to him in about like 3 months, but every time you bring
• 3:40:33
  him up I always DM him because you always complain to me about
• 3:40:38
  him. So.
• 3:40:40
  Yeah, and we legitimately just think he's funny.
• 3:40:45
  Plus. Like carroting out to Sam isn't
• 3:40:48
  going to help. Plus, you live, you live, you
• 3:40:52
  live in Australia, he lives in, he lives in California.
• 3:40:56
  I'm not sure how he's going to go to your house.
• 3:41:01
  No, he's totally He's going to every Alan's, go to everybody's
• 3:41:04
  house, Sam. We know it.
• 3:41:08
  I mean. Driving.
• 3:41:10
  I mean listen if if Alan has not.
• 3:41:14
  Same block over and over and over again.
• 3:41:17
  But you never know. If if Alan, if Alan can somehow
• 3:41:22
  how arrive in in Australia just from like driving in a in a
• 3:41:26
  circle like that's, that's some weird like sci-fi stuff that I I
• 3:41:32
  want to know. Maybe she's right.
• 3:41:35
  How do we know that Alan Powell isn't actually the one that
• 3:41:39
  kidnapped Maduro? I hear he's a dangerous fellow.
• 3:41:47
  Well if he kidnapped Maduro, that would be that would make me
• 3:41:50
  like and be made more. Yeah, but it's just because he's
• 3:41:54
  so good at going to people's houses.
• 3:41:56
  Sam, he's the master. Nobody does it better than Alan
• 3:42:01
  Powell, right? We got.
• 3:42:04
  Worst TV series finale of all time, so it doesn't have to be
• 3:42:09
  from this year. Stranger Things, Dexter, Game of
• 3:42:14
  Thrones. You can add Yellowstone as Sam
• 3:42:17
  puts it. I, I, it's funny because I was
• 3:42:20
  going to say Game of Thrones too, but yeah, I would, yeah, to
• 3:42:25
  be fair, to be fair, like I think most people are going to
• 3:42:30
  nominate Game of Thrones, so that would be 1 of.
• 3:42:34
  I have a nomination. I just added one too.
• 3:42:38
  Barney and friends their series finale was Barney getting
• 3:42:46
  arrested for being a pedophile, so.
• 3:42:51
  Yeah. To be fair, I have not watched
• 3:42:54
  this one yet because I am afraid to watch it because of all the
• 3:42:57
  things that I've heard about it, but I plan on watching it before
• 3:43:00
  we do this show. I just added the Umbrella
• 3:43:03
  Academy because I've heard it is horrendous.
• 3:43:07
  I like that show so I have not watched it yet because I'm sad
• 3:43:11
  because I feel like they're already fucked shit up in season
• 3:43:14
  2 but I I feel like I have to add it.
• 3:43:19
  Fair. I nominate the ending of gay
• 3:43:23
  pornography, the worst ending. I retract my nomination on
• 3:43:31
  account of I'm scared. Good boy.
• 3:43:41
  Best Best Sam Whitfield, I nominate Morpheus.
• 3:43:55
  What? Yeah, he's a pretty good Sam
• 3:43:59
  Whitfield. Like sometimes when you get
• 3:44:01
  rumbled and stuff and you're not here, who the fuck do you think
• 3:44:05
  is the Sam? It's not me.
• 3:44:09
  So you mean you mean to tell me that more does impressions of me
• 3:44:13
  the. No, it's just that he becomes
• 3:44:15
  you because he's crippled. Oh, I see.
• 3:44:20
  So I'm nominating him for best Sam Whitfield of 12/20.
• 3:44:24
  Five. I have to, I, I have to nominate
• 3:44:26
  me then, obviously. Was there any other nominations
• 3:44:31
  for best Sam Whitfield? Max.
• 3:44:38
  No, I'm a terrible Sam. I'm an all right Max.
• 3:44:43
  I'm a terrible Sam. She's still sore that she's got
• 3:44:53
  nominated for Cripple of the Year.
• 3:44:58
  I mean, I mean, I would have, I would have not been nominated as
• 3:45:01
  the loudmouth of the year. I, I would, I would have been
• 3:45:04
  more sore over that. But you know.
• 3:45:11
  Oh, somebody, somebody nominated Sam Whitfield, I guess.
• 3:45:15
  Yeah, he's an all right Sam Whitfield pretty good.
• 3:45:20
  He's like AB tier. What do you mean B tier?
• 3:45:25
  Well, because Mort's like an A tier.
• 3:45:30
  Yeah, but but more so, I haven't.
• 3:45:31
  Found the S. Tier Is it weird that I think
• 3:45:36
  Evan. Evan Best Sam Whitfield nominee
• 3:45:41
  Evan from the Fake Untitled podcast.
• 3:45:46
  I really liked having him on to do the court thing.
• 3:45:49
  That was he was. He was really good.
• 3:45:51
  I I enjoyed having him on. That was fun.
• 3:45:54
  I definitely would like to have him back.
• 3:45:57
  Oh yeah. Oh.
• 3:45:59
  Sam's starting to sweat. He's like, am I going to lose
• 3:46:01
  the Sam Whitfield of the year? Maybe.
• 3:46:05
  Hey Evan is he might be that S tier.
• 3:46:09
  Best best DJ of the year goes to I I would.
• 3:46:16
  Day of the year. DJ, OH.
• 3:46:23
  DJ Oh, sorry, I was going to have to nominate Chris Campbell
• 3:46:30
  and I didn't want to do that. Now I, I will if we, if we
• 3:46:35
  wanted to go other category, I would say we have more again.
• 3:46:40
  Oh. Damn.
• 3:46:44
  But we're doing DJ, not DJs. DJ you definitely have to go
• 3:46:49
  with Candace Owens. True, true.
• 3:46:55
  But that's why we got hoe of the year Best best DJ.
• 3:47:07
  Well, because Evan does the music show and it's really good,
• 3:47:11
  actually. I dominate Back Sand, DJ Dark
• 3:47:16
  Sandbag and the seven albums he published this year.
• 3:47:21
  Yeah. He makes a category to nominate
• 3:47:27
  Evan and then forgets that I did have to nominate myself.
• 3:47:33
  This is a treatment I get around here.
• 3:47:36
  You see Chat, make the music, make his theme song and he
• 3:47:41
  forgets. Well, OK, we need to know that.
• 3:47:46
  Rap album this year Sam, just to make you cringe.
• 3:47:49
  If we're going to, if we're going to nominate the set, if
• 3:47:51
  we're going to nominate the Sam we'd be able to the year, then
• 3:47:54
  we always have to to nominate the Max sand of the year.
• 3:47:58
  Oh, nobody wants to be nominated.
• 3:48:00
  For that. Except my.
• 3:48:01
  Mother. Actually dropped out a few
• 3:48:03
  years. Ago and I nominate Schmooly.
• 3:48:11
  That's a good one, actually. I nominate because he steals all
• 3:48:15
  my bits as men Gold. You've been stealing my material
• 3:48:20
  for the whole year of 2025 and I'm sick of it, Zach.
• 3:48:24
  Yeah. You only had that killed because
• 3:48:27
  of how hard your mom worked. Anyway she be out there farming
• 3:48:30
  materials, you ain't shit. No, he was all right, I just get
• 3:48:36
  mad because I also am a warrior mane and I didn't get the spots
• 3:48:39
  in the fucking raids. Zach another one pod awful.
• 3:48:45
  Jesse from Pod Awful gets nominated for Max Sand of the
• 3:48:48
  Year before me. That sounds fitting.
• 3:48:53
  OK, I got I'll. I will nominate Max and.
• 3:48:57
  I already put him down. I nominate Matan.
• 3:49:08
  He does interviews. He's the one that has Sam Hyde
• 3:49:11
  trolled him after he trolls everybody.
• 3:49:14
  Sam Hyde brought all these Indians in Matan.
• 3:49:16
  He's the guy that ran up at the Game Awards and said he wanted
• 3:49:19
  to thank Bill Clinton's Orthodox rabbi.
• 3:49:24
  Oh, oh, that guy. He's very funny.
• 3:49:27
  He's he's a young guy. He's very funny.
• 3:49:30
  He couldn't get a Max end of the year nomination any.
• 3:49:35
  Other DJs. Any other DJs?
• 3:49:38
  DJ Bobby B from the Cottonmouth Kings since they've reformed.
• 3:49:44
  I get to nominate him for something and he'd be putting
• 3:49:49
  down some sick jams. Also a Ant from Atmosphere
• 3:49:54
  because their new album is Fire, duh.
• 3:49:58
  I know some DJs, I know some beat boxers too, Sam.
• 3:50:04
  I also know some B boys and B girls maybe out here in these
• 3:50:10
  streets, but the most I know is MCS obviously.
• 3:50:16
  That they do. MCS front like they don't know,
• 3:50:19
  but they know you know. Yeah.
• 3:50:23
  Well, I, I think do we have, do we have enough categories for
• 3:50:26
  this? 23.
• 3:50:30
  We have 23 so far and they're not all necessarily filled out.
• 3:50:37
  Best top ten lists we're going to have to look through.
• 3:50:39
  I have a lot of them I can just look through.
• 3:50:41
  Best interview. We're going to have to come up
• 3:50:43
  with some more. I was going to say Eric, but
• 3:50:47
  Eric's come on multiple times this year, so we kind of have to
• 3:50:50
  pick one, right? Yeah.
• 3:50:54
  There's a couple guests like that that we'd have to pick one
• 3:50:56
  or go through and just see a couple of the good ones.
• 3:51:02
  Oh, male wrestler of the year, we only have three.
• 3:51:04
  I want to nominate Gunther because he made John Cena tap
• 3:51:11
  like a little bitch. And male wrestler of the year.
• 3:51:22
  I. Odell V Kingo, my homie.
• 3:51:28
  Jay USO. That's a fair nomination, not
• 3:51:33
  going to lie. Games so far we got Guild Wars
• 3:51:39
  1, Mafia, the Old Country in shrouded exposition, 33 in PAL
• 3:51:44
  World give. Me that if I no the whole bling
• 3:51:46
  so I can put it all in order. Yeah, so we got some categories,
• 3:51:50
  we got the awards, we're going to make some graphics for it.
• 3:51:54
  Sam's going to dress up real nice in a suit since he's the MC
• 3:51:57
  of our humble show. I'm going to more of like a
• 3:52:01
  production guy. That that I will, although I I
• 3:52:05
  did dress up in, you know, a button down shirt tonight so
• 3:52:10
  for. Plus I'm like the comedic relief
• 3:52:12
  too. That is true.
• 3:52:17
  Motherfucker. I'd love to wear a lucha mask
• 3:52:20
  but she keeps saying that that's a dumb waste of money.
• 3:52:27
  But like. Lucha Sam.
• 3:52:32
  Lucha. We'll see.
• 3:52:33
  What we need is we need a, we need like one of those rich
• 3:52:39
  billionaire investors all these grifters get for their podcast
• 3:52:43
  and then we can just write like you.
• 3:52:45
  Gotta buy me a coffee can I have a buy me a buy me a lucha mask?
• 3:52:50
  Yes, actually you actually can. If you go on to buy me a coffee,
• 3:52:55
  you can actually like edit the page to have be like custom.
• 3:52:59
  So like on your page, Max, you little could have like buy me a
• 3:53:03
  lucha mask. That's right.
• 3:53:07
  I just want a green one. It doesn't have to be fancy, you
• 3:53:14
  know? And that way I pretend like I
• 3:53:18
  speak Spanish and look like a dumb ass.
• 3:53:23
  And I feel like I need a lucha mask for that to work properly.
• 3:53:31
  I mean, yeah, so, but we are. I've been practicing my
• 3:53:43
  announcer voice for for white trash court, Sam, but I'm not
• 3:53:47
  sure how to refer to the people of the court.
• 3:53:50
  You know, I usually say ladies and gentlemen, but it's white
• 3:53:52
  trash court. I mean y'all and.
• 3:53:58
  Meth heads and crack addicts alike, welcome to White Trash
• 3:54:03
  Court. See, I'd love to.
• 3:54:07
  I'd love to have an event with you and Martha Sam, so I could
• 3:54:11
  really do an announcement. Like, ladies and gentlemen, the
• 3:54:16
  man of the hour, the author of a billion books, he's crippled.
• 3:54:23
  It's Sam Whitfield. Yeah, yeah, Moore and I, you
• 3:54:31
  would introduce Moore and I as the Crips so, but.
• 3:54:36
  Oh my God, they got A tag team name.
• 3:54:38
  They're the Crips. Yep.
• 3:54:42
  But anyway, Sarah, we are coming upon 4 hours of this pass.
• 3:54:47
  Out. Yeah.
• 3:54:47
  We got through everything I needed to.
• 3:54:51
  Government needs to get their shit together.
• 3:54:54
  That refers to basically everything we were talking about
• 3:54:57
  except Maduro. They got that right.
• 3:55:00
  Yep, that's that's not the only thing they've gotten right.
• 3:55:05
  Sammy Awards next week. Yeah, Sammy Awards is the Sammy
• 3:55:09
  you get to given out at the end. I have a sneaking suspicion of
• 3:55:13
  who it might be people might want to see.
• 3:55:15
  Stay tuned for that. You guys got bits and bones.
• 3:55:19
  You wrote books too. Do some fucking promo, Sam.
• 3:55:24
  Not at the vigilante nominated for a Timmy.
• 3:55:29
  So go and check that out Makes. Your Dick bigger.
• 3:55:34
  Definitely makes your Dick bigger.
• 3:55:37
  Let's see here that'll. Make your nuts hang lower if you
• 3:55:44
  watch that on Fridays. Sam sandwich bakers Saturday
• 3:55:50
  night. Buy home invaders on steam.
• 3:55:55
  Humongous games that'll make you.
• 3:56:01
  That well, that'll make you smart about home defense for
• 3:56:04
  sure. That's right, it'll teach you
• 3:56:06
  how to stand your ground. Indeed.
• 3:56:11
  And Sam, we'll be back on Monday with something and probably an
• 3:56:15
  interview. Yes, I believe, I actually
• 3:56:18
  believe I, if I'm looking at my calendar right, I think Eric
• 3:56:21
  Bishop will actually be joining us to announce his new book
• 3:56:25
  Drexel, which is coming out not this coming week, but the week
• 3:56:32
  after. So that ought to be good.
• 3:56:36
  So how are you working on? That twenty 26th nomination.
• 3:56:42
  Yep. So happy New Year, folks.
• 3:56:47
  Thanks for joining us for this long show and thanks to Phil for
• 3:56:53
  joining us. And yeah, also fuck Andrew Tate,
• 3:57:00
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• 3:58:33
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