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It's a cool job... but I will NOT do it! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: And you're just reading this article about this lady that
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  Speaker 1: went to an estate sale and saw a little painting,
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  Speaker 1: bought it for 30 bucks and sold it for 1.3 million.
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  Speaker 1: I'm cleaning out my garage and I'm finding all this
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  Speaker 1: stuff that my dad, like my dad's old paintings and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what are these? How do you know? how
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  Speaker 1: do you know that the thing you've like, who do
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  Speaker 1: you take it to find out?
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  Speaker 2: Apparently because that's where they find all those things.
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  Speaker 3: This had nothing to do with antique roadshow. Like how
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  Speaker 3: do you find, how do.
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  Speaker 4: You, you need someone who maybe works at like a
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  Speaker 4: pawn shop or something to come analyze everything in your garage.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I would sell everything. If I was getting that,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care if it's emotional with
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  Speaker 1: my dad at it.
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  Speaker 3: Clara, Clara. Hi.
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  Speaker 5: Hi guys. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, so what job is romanticized but in real life
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  Speaker 1: actually sucks?
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  Speaker 5: Undercover investigator.
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  Speaker 3: Is that you?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Go on.
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  Speaker 3: I've always wanted, like, 21 Jump Street?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, something like that. Like, just crazy hours, no work-life balance,
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  Speaker 5: and it's just dangerous situations that are, you're like, someone can...
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  Speaker 5: probably grab me and make me disappear. And no one
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  Speaker 5: would even know that I was here or that I'm
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  Speaker 5: supposed to be here. So yeah, pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I got to tell you, I'm going to disagree with
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  Speaker 1: you because I've always wanted to do that. What do you, what, what,
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  Speaker 1: tell us like, uh, did you are, what undercover have
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  Speaker 1: you done as what?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I would pretend to be, you know, a
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  Speaker 5: junkie or a prostitute just to get information and, And
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  Speaker 5: that would lead to leads and it would lead to,
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  Speaker 5: you know, opening cases up and going into investigations. And
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  Speaker 5: I would have to work those leads. So it was,
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  Speaker 5: you know, so you have to work. You can't work
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  Speaker 5: a regular nine to five because.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's true.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then a lot of and then I'm trying
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  Speaker 5: to keep up with like, OK, well, what was my
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  Speaker 5: name again? And what was it?
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  Speaker 3: No, I get it now when you say it like that.
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  Speaker 7: Is it kind of a bummer that you get typecast, Clara?
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  Speaker 7: Because it's like, why do I always have to be
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  Speaker 7: a junkie or a prostitute? Can't I be like an
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  Speaker 7: elite businesswoman on a private jet?
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  Speaker 4: I know, right?
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  Speaker 5: That was a bit, I kind of chose my role.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I'm like in these areas that are not
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  Speaker 5: very safe. So, okay, I'm like, I'm on the thinner side.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I was breaking out at the time. So,
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  Speaker 5: you know, and then I had to like, I had
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  Speaker 5: a heat rash one time, so I was like, okay, perfect.
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  Speaker 5: I can, you know, play the role here and say,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I got, you know, I'm a junkie and
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  Speaker 5: it looked like I was playing the role pretty good,
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  Speaker 5: but definitely not glamorous. John, you would love it because
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  Speaker 5: you're always by yourself and you would never have to
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  Speaker 5: interact with colleagues and you're alone most of the time.
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  Speaker 1: And So I would be unsuccessful prostitute. People just drive by.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. So did you start off like
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  Speaker 1: you became like a street cop and then work your
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  Speaker 1: way up to detective and then undercover?
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  Speaker 3: Is that how it works?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of.
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  Speaker 6: And yes.
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  Speaker 5: So it's very similar to that. Um, I don't want
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  Speaker 5: to get into specific specifics, but yes.
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  Speaker 3: Are you a cop still?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 5: I'm now working for the government, but I, um, now I, I,
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  Speaker 5: I had to pick and choose, you know, I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: all right, I got to take one for the team and,
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  Speaker 5: and look for a different career field for the family.
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  Speaker 5: I had children and I was like, okay, I can't
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  Speaker 5: be a pregnant prostitute.
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  Speaker 1: When you were a prostitute though, when you were a
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  Speaker 1: fake prostitute, undercover cop prostitute, did you have a thing?
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  Speaker 1: Like when a car would pull up, did you say, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: $ 50 to make you hot? Do you have a thing
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  Speaker 1: like a sales pitch that you'd yell at people?
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  Speaker 5: I would always just want to see, I would always
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  Speaker 5: try to see what they had. So if they had,
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  Speaker 5: I tried to stay in the area of like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: are they dealing drugs or what is their poison here
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  Speaker 5: to try? So I always try to, I wasn't like
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  Speaker 5: soliciting John, you know, I was trying to find who
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  Speaker 5: had the goods and what kind of goods. And then
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  Speaker 5: at what point do you bust them? I don't bust them.
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  Speaker 5: I keep my role going all the way, all the way.
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  Speaker 5: And I would record them and provide the videos to
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  Speaker 5: the investigators that are investigating on the other side of it.
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  Speaker 5: So I would just continue. So they say, okay, next
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  Speaker 5: time I need you to try to get this or
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  Speaker 5: try to get that. So I would never... For safety
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  Speaker 5: reasons also, I'm never going to disclose. I'm not going
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  Speaker 5: to bust anybody. As an undercover, you always want to
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  Speaker 5: make sure you're going to continue all the way you can.
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  Speaker 5: And they don't know it was you. As far as
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  Speaker 5: they know, you're just a prostitute.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Thank you for calling in and letting us know.
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  Speaker 1: That is very interesting, Clara. Very interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for the effort. Doing what you do,
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  Speaker 3: I guess, and busting all of Rich's relatives.
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  Speaker 2: Creasy Tony says, hey.
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  Speaker 1: It was jobs that are romanticized but actually suck. Next
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  Speaker 1: on the list, a zookeeper.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Why is that not awesome?
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  Speaker 1: Less cuddling baby animals, more shoveling poop.
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  Speaker 3: And cleaning enclosures.
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  Speaker 6: I was going to say, like, picking up the elephant.
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  Speaker 5: Poo would not be fun.
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  Speaker 3: This next one, flight attendant.
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  Speaker 1: Glamorous destination sounds great until you meet the brutal schedule,
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  Speaker 1: standby travel, and exhausted layovers. Just last week when I
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  Speaker 1: was in Cancun, I was texting you guys. Delaney, who
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  Speaker 1: used to work on the show, her mom was the
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  Speaker 1: flight attendant with us, right? And I haven't shared with
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  Speaker 1: you guys this story yet. I got to post a picture.
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  Speaker 1: We were about 11,000 feet about to land, and our
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  Speaker 1: plane hit a bird.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: And it shattered the windshield of the airplane. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: And we landed in Cancun, and it took four days
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  Speaker 1: for them to fix the thing. And so Delaney's mom
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  Speaker 1: had no clothes. They put her up. She had to
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  Speaker 1: go buy new clothes to stay there for four days.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Before they could fix the plane. I got to post
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  Speaker 3: a picture. You guys will freak out. That's wild. There's blood,
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  Speaker 3: and the pilot's windshield is.
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  Speaker 2: birds and planes aren't good that's never a good combo.
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  Speaker 1: A jobs that are romanticized but suck video game tester
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  Speaker 1: you're not playing games all day you're walking through the
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  Speaker 1: same door 100 different ways looking for bugs right tv
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  Speaker 1: news reporter you picture breaking big news stories but you
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  Speaker 1: may be covering school boards and county fairs for a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of money a elementary school teacher People picture
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  Speaker 1: story time in crayons. Teachers describe crowd control, parents, administrators,
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  Speaker 1: and unpaid overtime. Traveling for work sounds like paid vacations
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  Speaker 1: until your big adventure becomes two weeks between a courtyard
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  Speaker 1: Marriott and an office park.
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  Speaker 3: Lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Television gives you dramatic courtroom speeches. Reality gives you debt, research, paperwork,
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  Speaker 1: and very long hours.
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  Speaker 3: Doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Saving lives is only part of the job. Paperwork, insurance companies,
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  Speaker 1: long hours.
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  Speaker 3: Bummer.
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  Speaker 2: I can imagine insurance is a huge part of that. Paperwork, paperwork.
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  Speaker 1: Musicians, being on tour sounds amazing until you're sleeping in cars,
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  Speaker 1: eating road food and hauling equipment every night.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, that's the dream.
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  Speaker 1: Movie set crew, Hollywood, except much of your day can
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  Speaker 1: be waiting around, working very long hours and rarely seeing
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  Speaker 1: your family. A model, glamorous photo shoots are the finished product.
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  Speaker 1: Behind them can be 12-hour shoots, constant body scrutiny and
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  Speaker 1: months waiting to get paid.
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  Speaker 3: These are all jobs that are romanticized, but they're really terrible. Hey, Joel.
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  Speaker 1: What's a job that's romanticized but sucks?
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  Speaker 3: What do you.
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  Speaker 8: Got?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Being a roadie.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you know what's funny? I think that's on here. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I said musician.
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  Speaker 2: Roadies, it's even tougher, though.
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  Speaker 7: You feel like you're on a tour with a cool band,
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  Speaker 7: but you are just lifting and heaving.
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  Speaker 2: They're early, they're late. That's tough.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely, man. Everybody thinks it's some glamorous thing. You're
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  Speaker 8: in at 6 or 7 or 8 in the morning. Well,
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  Speaker 8: if you're crew, I wasn't, but And then, you know,
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  Speaker 8: maybe get a nap in the afternoon, and then you
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  Speaker 8: do a show and load out, and you're done at
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  Speaker 8: 1 or so in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Who were you a roadie for?
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  Speaker 8: My first tour was 1989, Debbie Gibson, but I've worked
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  Speaker 8: for Billy Joel, Elton John, Mariah Carey, Britney Spears, Instinct,
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  Speaker 8: Ricky Martin.
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  Speaker 9: My last year was.
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  Speaker 8: Nickelback, Cardi B, and Eric Clapton.
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  Speaker 3: We're not allowed to.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about Nickelback on this show. Please don't bring that up.
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  Speaker 1: That would be an interesting triple bill. Please don't bring
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  Speaker 1: that up.
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  Speaker 2: Nickelback, Cardi B. Same thing.
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  Speaker 8: Nickelback's actually the best band I ever worked for. Those
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  Speaker 8: guys are amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Dude, you're going to get us in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't say it.
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  Speaker 3: He said it. Hey, hey, hey.
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  Speaker 8: This is John Jay.
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  Speaker 3: What? What'd you say you cut out?
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  Speaker 8: I said, hey, I think it was you who said
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  Speaker 8: no Nickelback, but yeah, they're the best band I've ever
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  Speaker 8: worked for.
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  Speaker 3: Good to know. Good to know. All right, man. Thanks
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  Speaker 3: for calling in, Joel. Thanks, brother.
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  Speaker 2: He's been around.
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  Speaker 5: No worries.
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  Speaker 8: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Quite the list.
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  Speaker 1: So on Saturday Night Live. Dakota Johnson was hosting. Taylor
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  Speaker 1: Swift popped in. We're going to get into that in
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  Speaker 1: the entertainment news a little bit. But what did Dakota say?
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  Speaker 1: It was kind of funny.
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  Speaker 4: She was like just joking about how she always dates musicians.
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  Speaker 7: I went through two very public, very lame breakups with
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  Speaker 7: two very awesome musicians.
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  Speaker 6: Looking for a third.
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  Speaker 3: Hey there, Dakota.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, Leon.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just going to.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Thought about it.
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  Speaker 1: So she implied that she's not going to date a
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  Speaker 1: musician ever again. By the way, who's the other? I
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  Speaker 1: know it's Chris Martin. Who's the other one?
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  Speaker 4: I had to look it up, too. It's Tucker Pillsbury
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  Speaker 4: from Role Model. But then she's also actually rumored to
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  Speaker 4: be dating MGK right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Another musician.
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  Speaker 1: Is Tucker Pillsbury, he is Role Model?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Role Model.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And he's on tour right now, I think. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like role model.
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  Speaker 2: My kid, Audrey, just saw him last week in New York.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I heard he's actually pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: So we thought, what career would you never date again? 877-937-1047. Clive,
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  Speaker 3: what career would you never date again?
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  Speaker 9: Psychologist, man.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Walk us through your experience. What happened?
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  Speaker 9: So she gives me a call and she's like, you know, hey,
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  Speaker 9: we got to talk. I'm going to come over. I'm like,
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  Speaker 9: all right, cool. So she comes over. She knocks on
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  Speaker 9: my door. She gives me this very dramatic, somebody posted
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  Speaker 9: you in this group on Facebook. It's the group called
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  Speaker 9: Are We Dating the Same Guy?
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  Speaker 4: Familiar.
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  Speaker 9: So, you know, I come in and when she comes
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  Speaker 9: in and I'm like, You know, I had to think
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  Speaker 9: about it for a second, but I'm like, actually, I'm
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  Speaker 9: not talking to anybody else.
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  Speaker 3: It's just her.
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  Speaker 9: So I'm like, you know, what happened? She's like, somebody
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  Speaker 9: posted you in this group. I didn't pay any attention
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  Speaker 9: to it. I just blew it off or whatever. But
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  Speaker 9: I'm sitting there thinking, like, that doesn't sound right. Like,
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  Speaker 9: we have to talk about this. So why are you here?
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  Speaker 9: So then I asked her to send me the screenshot.
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  Speaker 9: She sends me the screenshot of this post. And nobody
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  Speaker 9: liked it, obviously, because, you know, I wasn't talking to
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  Speaker 9: anybody else. But anyway, come to find out, on the screenshot,
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  Speaker 9: she didn't realize that iPhones has the metadata when you
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  Speaker 9: take pictures or screenshot or anything. On the metadata of
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  Speaker 9: the screenshot, it showed that she was the person that
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  Speaker 9: actually posted it.
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  Speaker 2: Am I dating the same person as I'm dating?
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  Speaker 6: Well, she was just trying to see if you were
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  Speaker 6: out there being, I get her logic.
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  Speaker 2: I would do something like that.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 9: I get the logic, too. However, it had been up
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  Speaker 9: for about 23 hours. Nobody liked it. And once again,
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  Speaker 9: I was like, this is one of those moments where
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  Speaker 9: men realize like, hey, I'm actually only talking to one person.
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  Speaker 9: Like I was I was being good to this person.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And lie about it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But that's why you're a psychiatrist. No, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I actually.
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  Speaker 6: Can't relate to Clive because I actually dated a guy
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  Speaker 6: who was the son of a psychologist and he was
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  Speaker 6: always trying to diagnose me. And I was like, you're
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  Speaker 6: the one with the problems.
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  Speaker 8: It is not me.
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  Speaker 3: No, I get that. But that's not what Clive is saying.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 1: Like getting diagnosed, I would see that'd be a common
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  Speaker 1: thing dating a psychiatrist or something like that. And that'd
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  Speaker 1: be like, I don't want to date them anymore because
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  Speaker 1: they're always trying to analyze everything.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Clive.
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  Speaker 1: But like on our Facebook, We posted it. It says,
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  Speaker 1: what career would you never date again? Musician, comedian, bartender, doctor,
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  Speaker 1: police officer, personal trainer, flight attendant, influencer.
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  Speaker 2: Professional athlete.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody said professional athlete should be on this list. Brandy says,
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  Speaker 1: I'll never date military.
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  Speaker 5: Pilots.
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  Speaker 3: Randy says nurse. So anyway.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like there's stories behind all these, you know?
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  Speaker 3: I know. Who ruined it for you?
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  Speaker 6: I feel like if you're like out on the road
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  Speaker 6: or you're traveling a lot, you know, that leaves a
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  Speaker 6: lot of room for loneliness.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Shadiness.
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  Speaker 4: Temptation.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.