My GF wants me to go in the Paddy's Day Parade!
I've agreed to take part in the Paddy's Day Parade for my new woman!
She is part of a musical group and need men for their float.
I've just found I have to wear tights! The lads will rip me to shreds if they see me!
How do I get out of this?
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