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- 0:01Speaker 1: Hey, everybody at Steve Bozell over here at the c
- 0:03Speaker 1: K Corona Middle School Parent Teacher Meet and greet and
- 0:07Speaker 1: in the summer barbecue, and I want you to take
- 0:10Speaker 1: a few moments to consider getting a backstage pass to
- 0:13Speaker 1: the world Famous Phil Henry Show. I've been very fortunate
- 0:16Speaker 1: to know mister Henry. He's had me on his show
- 0:18Speaker 1: a number of times, and he's made a good faith
- 0:21Speaker 1: effort in helping me get my message out, which is
- 0:24Speaker 1: that I have personally had I don't know how you
- 0:28Speaker 1: say it, I've personally had my life messed with and
- 0:32Speaker 1: he's been there for me. And tonight I'm going to
- 0:34Speaker 1: be on his program to talk to him about maybe
- 0:38Speaker 1: just maybe possibly being on his one man or not
- 0:41Speaker 1: one man on the play that he wants to hear.
- 0:44Speaker 1: He's going to be in a New York City. So
- 0:47Speaker 1: in order for me to be worthy of that, I
- 0:49Speaker 1: want to tell you to get a backstage pass to
- 0:51Speaker 1: the world Famous Phil Henry Show. Website at Phil Henryshow
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- 1:00Speaker 1: world Famous Phil Henry Show from the Space.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Coast all around.
- 1:10Speaker 1: That city can sing it. Here's the world Famous Phil
- 1:13Speaker 1: Henry show. I don't know where to go to stop that?
- 1:18Speaker 1: All right, Bud, we get it already said I could
- 1:20Speaker 1: sing it and say sing it to the to the
- 1:24Speaker 1: exception of everything else.
- 1:27Speaker 2: That's fine.
- 1:28Speaker 1: We wait right here where to go? And yeah, okay,
- 1:38Speaker 1: but we do have with us tonight Stephen Bozell, who'll
- 1:41Speaker 1: be talking about. Steve's got an idea, right, Steve Bozell
- 1:44Speaker 1: has the idea that he wants to come on on
- 1:48Speaker 1: the pitch, and we understand it's a play, a great
- 1:51Speaker 1: play by Tom Alpert. Phil Henry will be in it.
- 1:54Speaker 1: And by the way, folks, if you want to get tickets,
- 1:56Speaker 1: you go to the pitch off Broadway dot com and Phil,
- 1:59Speaker 1: you have it there on the video screen. Right, we
- 2:01Speaker 1: can put it up for you guys. Again, we have
- 2:05Speaker 1: right over the come on You're Burning Daylight? Okay, general,
- 2:07Speaker 1: goddamn there it is right there. Ah, Yes, the pitch
- 2:10Speaker 1: can you sell it? Written by Tom Albert, directed by
- 2:13Speaker 1: Mike Keller And what is the website there? But could
- 2:17Speaker 1: you see that? Yes, it is.
- 2:21Speaker 2: The pitch off Broadway dot Com.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Right there, and you can get tickets for that. So
- 2:25Speaker 1: so and to that end, Steve Bozell is wanting to
- 2:30Speaker 1: do something in the player. No. I think what he
- 2:33Speaker 1: wants to do is warm the crowd up. Get him
- 2:36Speaker 1: on the line with you, mister Henry's well, I know,
- 2:38Speaker 1: but I want to get him ready.
- 2:39Speaker 2: Get him ready, give it?
- 2:41Speaker 1: Oh, Margaret, what are you doing to him? I don't
- 2:44Speaker 1: like his smart mouth. When he said get him ready,
- 2:46Speaker 1: he made the jerk offf.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Oh I did not slightly?
- 2:49Speaker 1: Yes you did, Bud. But what's wrong with you? Man?
- 2:53Speaker 1: You're talking? This is a world of civilized people. Okay,
- 2:55Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 2:56Speaker 2: It just seemed like it was funny.
- 2:58Speaker 1: What was funny of that? I really want to know.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Don't ask him that, Phil, He's gonna he'll get into
- 3:02Speaker 1: the description.
- 3:03Speaker 2: She said, get him ready. Oh you are a sick animal.
- 3:07Speaker 1: All right. Stephen Bozell is going to join us in
- 3:09Speaker 1: the world famous Phil Henry Show. He is at c K.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Corona Middle School this evening for a parent teacher. What
- 3:16Speaker 1: is the Steve, It's a parent teacher barbecue. Yeah, this
- 3:19Speaker 1: is a parent teacher annual parent teacher meet and great
- 3:22Speaker 1: and barbecue where the teachers and parents get together and
- 3:25Speaker 1: we let our hair down. We have maybe you know,
- 3:28Speaker 1: there's a little bit of alcohol. You don't have to,
- 3:30Speaker 1: but we have some beers and some wine, and the
- 3:33Speaker 1: parents and the teachers get together and like just straight
- 3:36Speaker 1: up just tell each other what's up? And this is so,
- 3:41Speaker 1: this is to what end? I'm curious what to what
- 3:44Speaker 1: end is? To get to know each other? My god,
- 3:48Speaker 1: we're going to be giving our children over to the
- 3:49Speaker 1: care and custody of these teachers. I want to know
- 3:52Speaker 1: what's up, you know. And I want to be able
- 3:55Speaker 1: to sit down, sit straight across from one of the
- 3:58Speaker 1: teachers and sit down a couple back and man to
- 4:01Speaker 1: man and say, what's up? You know? What does that mean?
- 4:05Speaker 1: What's up? Oh? My god? I think I understand him, Steve.
- 4:11Speaker 1: What you're basically saying is it's a meet and greet
- 4:12Speaker 1: between parents and teachers to get to know each other
- 4:15Speaker 1: in a more informal setting. Yeah, it's a more informal setting.
- 4:18Speaker 1: But also, I guess you know, you want to see
- 4:20Speaker 1: a man. If a man can sit there and go
- 4:23Speaker 1: beer to beer with you, you're gonna have respect for him
- 4:26Speaker 1: and you're gonna say, hey, you know, but if a
- 4:28Speaker 1: man can't go beer beer beer to beer with you, you're
- 4:31Speaker 1: gonna go, what's up. You know, you're knock it off
- 4:33Speaker 1: with the what's up? Okay, if you don't mind. Hey,
- 4:36Speaker 1: mister Henry, I'm not some book. You just came up,
- 4:38Speaker 1: just built up this street. I'm awfully sorry. That was
- 4:41Speaker 1: very rude to me, Steve. I'm just asking you please communicate,
- 4:43Speaker 1: so it's it's clear, all right, that's fine, But don't
- 4:47Speaker 1: tell me how to speak. Okay, I'm sorry, Steve. Okay,
- 4:52Speaker 1: So essentially that's that's kind of what we're doing here tonight.
- 4:56Speaker 1: We're gonna sit down. I'm gonna sit down and pull
- 4:58Speaker 1: a cold pull pull.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Did you get a pull?
- 5:02Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying, mister Henry. But get out
- 5:04Speaker 1: of here.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Oh yes, get out of here.
- 5:08Speaker 1: But everything is pull it and I understand. All right.
- 5:14Speaker 1: So well that sounds like an interesting evening, Steve. I
- 5:17Speaker 1: know that you wanted to come on the program and
- 5:19Speaker 1: pitch as an idea. Yeah, I have a pitch for
- 5:21Speaker 1: the pitch, mister Henry. And the pitch is that I
- 5:26Speaker 1: get up on stage to warm up the audience and
- 5:32Speaker 1: do a little singing and do a little stand up comedy.
- 5:35Speaker 1: In fact, I've worked out a song that is based
- 5:38Speaker 1: upon It's a song that many of you on the
- 5:40Speaker 1: show have heard. I myself have my own personal connection
- 5:43Speaker 1: to it. So I thought I do is demonstrated. I'm
- 5:46Speaker 1: gon step in the other room here, just go and
- 5:48Speaker 1: close that door off. Uh, and go ahead, General, I
- 5:51Speaker 1: know that button's not there. Sorry, General, you're you're elected,
- 5:54Speaker 1: all right, and go ahead and hit it and we'll
- 5:57Speaker 1: let people know what's going down, what's going on? You know. Yeah,
- 6:03Speaker 1: I'm not this Steve. We've Steve. We've heard the song
- 6:06Speaker 1: a million times, I know, but I've got I've got
- 6:08Speaker 1: a unique presentation for it, for your for the show.
- 6:12Speaker 1: The pitch. So I'm on stage and I'm warming up
- 6:15Speaker 1: the act. I come out and I'm doing just a
- 6:18Speaker 1: slow glide. It's kind of a dance. And then right
- 6:21Speaker 1: here I start doing a tiptoe move back and forth,
- 6:26Speaker 1: back and forth, so you're dancing, not just dancing, but
- 6:28Speaker 1: hold on, and then comes to there and then comes
- 6:31Speaker 1: the vocal, oh oh man, hold on? Could you kill
- 6:37Speaker 1: a general police for a moment please? Just is there
- 6:40Speaker 1: a problem, mister entry, Steve, I did agree to have
- 6:43Speaker 1: you come on to demonstrate to us what you wanted
- 6:45Speaker 1: to do on the before the play starts to warm
- 6:48Speaker 1: the crowd up. I didn't know it was going to
- 6:50Speaker 1: have anything to do with this, uh return of the Mac.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Well it does. Episode of two, it's Return of the
- 6:55Speaker 1: Mac because like a lot of men, I'm personally hold
- 6:59Speaker 1: on for a minute. I think it's just a sip
- 7:01Speaker 1: of the s of the tangerine juice. Honey, it does.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Haven't let it doing me because before I met April,
- 7:10Speaker 1: I got involved with the woman's what happened to your voice? Man?
- 7:14Speaker 1: Are you all right? I'm fine, just of thinking about it.
- 7:20Speaker 1: All right, So you want to sing the Return of
- 7:22Speaker 1: the Mac? Yes, I do. Ah, right, Steve, can you
- 7:25Speaker 1: talk normally? Please? All right? Hold on, it's a very
- 7:30Speaker 1: emotional song, mister Andrey, go ahead, general, okay, all right,
- 7:38Speaker 1: and all right, so you're gonna sing this song? And
- 7:41Speaker 1: how are you going to sing the song? Hold on,
- 7:42Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you. And you know, but I'm doing
- 7:46Speaker 1: back and forth. I'm doing a tiptoe move out to
- 7:48Speaker 1: the middle of the stage and then I'm kind of
- 7:51Speaker 1: tiptoeing with my arms up in the air, and now
- 7:53Speaker 1: here I get down. Yeah. So now I'm into what
- 7:57Speaker 1: I call the ephe move. I'm just swinging my arms
- 7:59Speaker 1: back and forth like okay, and then comes the vocal
- 8:03Speaker 1: kicks in and I go, oh, and here's where. And
- 8:07Speaker 1: I don't mean anything by this cat, you general. I'm
- 8:10Speaker 1: actually have my hands down around my you know what,
- 8:13Speaker 1: because in many ways, you know, a woman robs your masculinity.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Oh boy, what's the problem, mister Henry? Go ahead, man,
- 8:22Speaker 1: all right? And baby, it broke my heart. I'm Steve Bozel, folks,
- 8:28Speaker 1: and this is the story of my life before I
- 8:31Speaker 1: met my wife are April. I met a girl. She
- 8:33Speaker 1: did this to me. She lied to me. Yes she did, Yes,
- 8:38Speaker 1: she did, she did. She lied to me. Said that
- 8:42Speaker 1: I was the stud of the world. She lied to me,
- 8:47Speaker 1: told me that I had physical attributes. She lied to me.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Only just say to her friends. I was the size
- 8:54Speaker 1: of the cocktail. Wiener, Are you kidding or something? Turn
- 9:00Speaker 1: it off? He's Steve, turn it off. Fuck it. I
- 9:05Speaker 1: thought it'd be a good idea. It's not a good idea.
- 9:07Speaker 1: What was the song supposed to be? It was going
- 9:09Speaker 1: to be at the behest of my therapist day, come
- 9:13Speaker 1: and clean of all of my fears, all my paranoise,
- 9:15Speaker 1: and all my insecurities, And so to the God I
- 9:20Speaker 1: want to hang up so bad. You can't hang up, Steve.
- 9:23Speaker 1: And now I understand why, because when you come on
- 9:25Speaker 1: a program like this and make an ass out of yourself,
- 9:28Speaker 1: how did I do? Oh? My god, how did I
- 9:29Speaker 1: do that? Because I had the attributes of a cocktail, weenie.
- 9:34Speaker 1: It was my way of trying to deal with my
- 9:36Speaker 1: paranoid and my fear. This is what my therapist told
- 9:39Speaker 1: me to do. So your therapist told you to put
- 9:41Speaker 1: it into song. Yes, put it into song, and put
- 9:43Speaker 1: my fears into song. This is a girl that I
- 9:46Speaker 1: fell head over heels in love with, phil mister Henry,
- 9:49Speaker 1: head over heels in love with her, and so I
- 9:54Speaker 1: put all of my fear. So you thought that this
- 9:55Speaker 1: girl thought you had one the size of a cocktail, weenie.
- 9:59Speaker 1: It's it seemed like it was plausible. Yeah, did she
- 10:02Speaker 1: say that? Did she say? What? Did she say? You
- 10:04Speaker 1: had one the size of a cocktail? Where a cocktail? Frank, No,
- 10:08Speaker 1: she didn't. She told me that it was above average,
- 10:12Speaker 1: But I felt that That's why I said, you lied
- 10:15Speaker 1: to me when you said it was above average. You
- 10:18Speaker 1: lied to me. And so what the therapist told me
- 10:21Speaker 1: to do is as stupid as it sounds is to
- 10:24Speaker 1: work it out in song, and I did, and I
- 10:27Speaker 1: thought it would be something I could do to open
- 10:29Speaker 1: up your show, that's all. You really thought that was
- 10:30Speaker 1: something that we're gonna let up on its legs, on
- 10:33Speaker 1: its feet in this theater. Oh get you all the
- 10:36Speaker 1: Broadway talk on its feet. That's me. Yeah, that's what
- 10:38Speaker 1: I'm doing. Did you really think that Tom or the director,
- 10:42Speaker 1: Mike or anybody, Christine the producer was going to let
- 10:45Speaker 1: you go on stage with this stupid fucking Oh? He
- 10:49Speaker 1: just said, Ef, what's wrong? Hill? It's a stupid song man,
- 10:53Speaker 1: all right, Phil, It's just Steve Bozell. You know him.
- 10:55Speaker 1: He's an idiot. Oh thanks a lot for nothing. I
- 10:59Speaker 1: don't know, oh man, for you to come on here
- 11:02Speaker 1: and sing about you having a cocktail sized dick, cocktail
- 11:06Speaker 1: size cocktail Frank sized dick, and you're going to open
- 11:09Speaker 1: up the show with this. It deals with my insecurities, Okay, Steve.
- 11:14Speaker 1: I've had you on my show for many, many years,
- 11:16Speaker 1: and all you got are insecurities. You know that, here
- 11:18Speaker 1: we go, Here we go, that's right, here we go.
- 11:21Speaker 1: All you have are insecurities, All you have are fears.
- 11:24Speaker 1: All you have here. You know this is wrong, and
- 11:26Speaker 1: that's wrong, and something else is wrong, and people make
- 11:28Speaker 1: fun of you. It's been going on too long. Man.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Well that's why I got I'm into therapy, and that's
- 11:32Speaker 1: why the therapist told me to go ahead and put it.
- 11:34Speaker 1: Put the song, put my fears, put my paranoia into music.
- 11:38Speaker 1: And what made you think that this would be something
- 11:40Speaker 1: that we would want? Opening up Tom's play in New York.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Remember when you told me, mister Henry, that the way
- 11:48Speaker 1: you made it in life, the way that you succeeded
- 11:50Speaker 1: in life, is your head just fearlessly went ahead and
- 11:53Speaker 1: went forward, even though you knew that you probably people
- 11:56Speaker 1: would probably laugh at you. What you said to me
- 12:00Speaker 1: that the way that you had success in life is
- 12:03Speaker 1: you ahead and you went for You said you would
- 12:04Speaker 1: be happy to be on the smallest radio station in
- 12:07Speaker 1: the smallest city if you could do what you wanted
- 12:09Speaker 1: to do without anybody hassling you. I said that, yes,
- 12:12Speaker 1: you did. You said you were willing to just throw
- 12:15Speaker 1: it all away. Man, if you could just do the
- 12:17Speaker 1: kind of show you wanted to do, you didn't care
- 12:19Speaker 1: if it was in the tinkiest little town around. I
- 12:22Speaker 1: heard you say something like that. I didn't believe it. Boy,
- 12:24Speaker 1: if I said that, yea, well you did, and I
- 12:27Speaker 1: based my little life on it. Now are you kidding?
- 12:29Speaker 1: He hey? Man, you know what clear your throat or
- 12:32Speaker 1: something you can? Hey, Steve, so Phil said to be courageous.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Is that it? Yeah? He said he had to go
- 12:41Speaker 1: for it. And you couldn't worry if I would be aning.
- 12:45Speaker 1: So you wrote this song. What is it called? It's
- 12:47Speaker 1: called Steve bose Hill is back in town. Yeah, go
- 12:53Speaker 1: ahead and live. I don't care, all right, And this
- 12:55Speaker 1: is based on you coming back from being told you
- 12:58Speaker 1: had a cocktail size cocktail frank size wiener she told
- 13:05Speaker 1: you that, No she didn't. It's just what I imagine.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right, we're gonna let you finish your song. Yeah, hey,
- 13:13Speaker 1: thanks for nothing, man. All I was trying to do
- 13:16Speaker 1: is yeah, here you go, stay in set. Where are you, man,
- 13:20Speaker 1: I'm in an office at the school. Yeah, good thing.
- 13:25Speaker 1: There's no students around. Well, a couple of kids were
- 13:28Speaker 1: here earlier, but excuse me, they're not at the party.
- 13:31Speaker 1: No they aren't. All right, So now I get down. Yeah,
- 13:38Speaker 1: so I'm doing my ape arms. I'm swinging my ape arms.
- 13:41Speaker 1: Back and forth like an ape, just to and then
- 13:45Speaker 1: comes the big, the big moment. Oh whoa, I'm all
- 13:54Speaker 1: over it. My name is Steve Bozell and some chick
- 14:00Speaker 1: I went out with before I mid April told me
- 14:03Speaker 1: ahead a cocktail sized dick. What do you mean? A
- 14:08Speaker 1: cocktail size I killed? Killing music? What do you killed? Please?
- 14:12Speaker 1: What what do you mean? A cocktail sized dick? I'm sorry,
- 14:15Speaker 1: cocktail frank sized dick? Phil, calm down, No, I won't
- 14:18Speaker 1: calm down. Stupidest freaking song ever heard in my life. Okay,
- 14:23Speaker 1: what are you having me on? Unreal man? You hung
- 14:28Speaker 1: up on him? You better believe I hung up on him.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Who's next, Bud? Come here? What we need you? Oh?
- 14:34Speaker 2: Yeah, now you need me?
- 14:34Speaker 1: Huh yeah? We In fact, I should never kicked out
- 14:36Speaker 1: of the room. Who's next?
- 14:38Speaker 2: Don Berman?
- 14:39Speaker 1: A right? Don Berman? Next to the world famous What
- 14:42Speaker 1: are you laughing at? Your voice?
- 14:43Speaker 2: Correct?
- 14:43Speaker 1: You went ton Burman? Yeah, that's right.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Don't wear it out, man.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Don't wear it out. But you generally say that after
- 14:52Speaker 1: someone says your name too many times. But what I
- 14:56Speaker 1: had to beat your ass in a minute, Wait a minute,
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- 15:44Speaker 1: And Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, the world Famous Phil
- 15:47Speaker 1: Henry Show. From the Channel nineteen newsroom, we have Don
- 15:49Speaker 1: Berman who's going to join us and talk to us
- 15:52Speaker 1: about the pitch. Don wants to interview me for his
- 15:54Speaker 1: newscast tonight. Don I'm honored, well, so thank you very
- 15:58Speaker 1: much for having me on. And I tell you it's
- 15:59Speaker 1: time that we do talk to you about the pitch
- 16:01Speaker 1: and about the you know what it is that how
- 16:04Speaker 1: this play, how I said that you landed this play,
- 16:08Speaker 1: and what it means to you to be doing this
- 16:11Speaker 1: play and so forth. So we want to have you
- 16:14Speaker 1: on the eleven thirty tonight, So this is going to
- 16:17Speaker 1: be an audio interview. I hope you don't mind, but
- 16:19Speaker 1: I think it probably is appropriate given the fact that
- 16:22Speaker 1: you've been on radio and the podcasts all of your life. Yeah,
- 16:26Speaker 1: all right, Phil. The first thing I want to ask
- 16:29Speaker 1: you is when you do a play. When you got
- 16:32Speaker 1: signed to do this play, did you ever give any
- 16:35Speaker 1: thought to people? And I'll just throw myself into it,
- 16:39Speaker 1: such as myself, who never ever will ever be asked
- 16:43Speaker 1: to do a play. Have you ever thought about those
- 16:45Speaker 1: of us? Not those of us, but men who don't
- 16:48Speaker 1: have your level of luck? Shall we say no? I
- 16:53Speaker 1: mean I don't really think about that. Okay, I went
- 16:56Speaker 1: five bucks? Hey donn are you interviewing me? Yes? I'm sorry,
- 17:00Speaker 1: I win five bucks. I had a bet here with
- 17:03Speaker 1: Louis squeeze money. I said that you know that it
- 17:08Speaker 1: never occurred to you that there are some people who
- 17:10Speaker 1: go through life not attaining any dreams at all. And
- 17:14Speaker 1: I wondered if it if you're dawned on you and
- 17:16Speaker 1: you said no, it didn't. So that's not exactly the
- 17:18Speaker 1: question you asked me. Well, anyway, Phil, thank you for
- 17:23Speaker 1: doing this. The big question what I have for you
- 17:26Speaker 1: is in doing a theater piece and doing off Broadway?
- 17:30Speaker 1: Do you consider yourself qualified to do that? Now, I
- 17:34Speaker 1: know Margaret already did the interview with you which she
- 17:36Speaker 1: took you a task as being not good enough, and
- 17:39Speaker 1: that she was in theater. I'm asking something more. I'm
- 17:43Speaker 1: not asking this from the standpoint of being jealous because
- 17:46Speaker 1: I'm a newsman. I'm not an actor. Do you really
- 17:49Speaker 1: feel like you can pull this off be in a play? Yeah? Yes,
- 17:54Speaker 1: I do. Okay, so you do feel you can pull
- 17:58Speaker 1: this off even though there are people out there, such
- 18:01Speaker 1: as myself for instance, who've never been asked to a play.
- 18:06Speaker 1: I just I just wonder if there's anything that ever
- 18:07Speaker 1: brothers here. No, it doesn't bother me, especially when it
- 18:09Speaker 1: comes to you done. I think you've had a very
- 18:11Speaker 1: good life, of fortunate life, and I don't think you
- 18:13Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for you. I didn't think you did.
- 18:16Speaker 1: I don't. I just don't. No, I don't. I just
- 18:18Speaker 1: didn't think you did. Okay, I mean, I think you've
- 18:21Speaker 1: had a lot of success as a TV newsman. Here
- 18:25Speaker 1: it is what time of night is it? It's about
- 18:27Speaker 1: almost eleven o'clock and I'm still sweating into my underwear.
- 18:33Speaker 1: But it's so funny. Nothing. I mean, that's the world
- 18:37Speaker 1: that you chose. I chose to be a newsman. Yes,
- 18:40Speaker 1: I chose to report the news. Yes, I chose to
- 18:45Speaker 1: be here when everyone else is gone. Okay, I chose
- 18:48Speaker 1: this life. You're right here. I am at eleven o'clock
- 18:51Speaker 1: at night, sweating into my underwear, stinking to high heaven,
- 18:56Speaker 1: and you are. You're on your way to to broadwaying
- 18:59Speaker 1: this sounds to be It feels he had to deal
- 19:01Speaker 1: with Margaret's jealousy. I went through this down and I
- 19:05Speaker 1: was jealous and uh and I got over it. Is
- 19:07Speaker 1: that what you're doing, you're dealing with. No, I'm not
- 19:09Speaker 1: dealing with jealous of what the fact that I'm in
- 19:11Speaker 1: a play and that you're making a big deal out
- 19:13Speaker 1: of this, saying that there's some of you never have
- 19:15Speaker 1: a chance. And there you are sweating into your underwear.
- 19:18Speaker 1: I am sweating into my underwear. Okay, it's hot in
- 19:20Speaker 1: this newsroom because el Ron Martin ought to get the
- 19:23Speaker 1: air conditioning fixed. Hey Ron Martin, yes it's hot. I'm
- 19:29Speaker 1: sweating buckets right in underwear. I'm sorry. That you can't
- 19:35Speaker 1: be in the pitch. But but, but Stabo's end just
- 19:39Speaker 1: went blah blah blah blah blah blah. I don't give
- 19:42Speaker 1: a fuck what I did, Thank you very much, Don,
- 19:44Speaker 1: I can't take this tonight. Well wait a minute, we
- 19:46Speaker 1: got to hear what the rest of what he's got
- 19:48Speaker 1: to say. I don't want the F word. Okay, fine,
- 19:50Speaker 1: God damn did you hear that? Done? Yeah?
- 19:53Speaker 2: It's ruin. Yeah, he heard the F You dropped the
- 19:55Speaker 2: F bomb?
- 19:55Speaker 1: You did?
- 19:56Speaker 2: You said F this? And yes you did, Yes you did? Yes?
- 19:59Speaker 2: You all right? Maybe you didn't give me the phone?
- 20:02Speaker 1: Will you don you dropped the F bump? Okay, yes
- 20:05Speaker 1: I did. I'm sorry. I was just given by the
- 20:07Speaker 1: hard time. I apologize. So anyway, I'm gonna be in
- 20:13Speaker 1: a hot air balloon. They're in a play, and you're
- 20:16Speaker 1: gonna be sweating into your underwear in the newsroom for
- 20:18Speaker 1: Channel nineteen in LA. I don't see how how you know?
- 20:21Speaker 1: You got it worse. You make more money than I do, probably,
- 20:26Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be in a play that you know,
- 20:28Speaker 1: theater is not the most high paying gig there. You
- 20:31Speaker 1: are here, I am sweating buckets and no pair of underwear.
- 20:35Speaker 1: What do you not? What don't you get about that?
- 20:37Speaker 1: You're bitching and pissing and moaning about it. That's what
- 20:39Speaker 1: I don't get.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Fuck what a big fat freaking baby.
- 20:49Speaker 1: I can't believe he did that? He did it? All right?
- 20:52Speaker 1: You tell that guy. I'll say it for you. You're
- 20:55Speaker 1: not allowed back on the air Berman, Now, that's but
- 20:58Speaker 1: he does. You need you know what you need to
- 21:00Speaker 1: and you need a psychiatrist, a psi chai, a trist psychi,
- 21:06Speaker 1: a trist again. Sorry. Berman is a metal case. Ud
- 21:11Speaker 1: uh du dah. Berman is a metal case. Dude, uh dudeah.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Berman is a metal case. Oh the dude? All day?
- 21:22Speaker 1: Goind to run all night, gind to run all day.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Berman is a metal case. Put him away? Sorry, budd folks,
- 21:35Speaker 1: All right, real famous Phil Henry Show executive produced by me,
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- 21:44Speaker 1: Pissed off about him? Is he a show tonight? Oh
- 21:47Speaker 1: my god? When did you cast? This?
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