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Finding a Forever Home | Son of a Boy Dad #385 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get into chess right now. That's the
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  Speaker 4: new thing that I'm doing.
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  Speaker 5: Nice so bad at it. Peters is pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Peters is good. I was looking at el and
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  Speaker 4: like the seven hundred's this.
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  Speaker 1: Is a great chess city's.
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  Speaker 5: Like over a thousand, over a thousand, Because after a while,
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  Speaker 5: what are you at?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard.
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  Speaker 5: You have to you have to you have to get
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  Speaker 5: to a point where you start reading about it though.
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  Speaker 5: You have to like read opening strategies. Yeah, you need to,
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  Speaker 5: like you need to get to a poin where you're
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  Speaker 5: actually studying. Dude.
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  Speaker 4: I did so, I like learned the opening strategy, like
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  Speaker 4: get everything towards the middle obviously, and like you want
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  Speaker 4: to build around the fore center and the ring around. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but and then it's just it's from there, it's like
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  Speaker 4: I'm lost.
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  Speaker 5: But there's like there's like openings which are like you
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  Speaker 5: follow a pattern for yeah yeah seven straight mode.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that's I learned like one of them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But then but I so I can open, but I
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  Speaker 4: cannot close.
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  Speaker 5: I could do the open your end games perfect.
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  Speaker 4: And then it just comes collapsing down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well some dude in Pakistan, Yeah right, I get
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  Speaker 5: so I've said this. I stopped playing because I would
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  Speaker 5: get so mad at those Your country treats women like
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  Speaker 5: their fucking cattle.
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  Speaker 4: My elo is so low, Like it's like it my
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  Speaker 4: elo is someone who doesn't know what the what the players,
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  Speaker 4: what each piece does. Like that's how low it is.
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  Speaker 4: It's like the it's the equivalent of someone who's never
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  Speaker 4: played the game.
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  Speaker 5: But if you start beating people that have higher ones,
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  Speaker 5: I can't beat people with I can't beat the robot
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  Speaker 5: on the lowest.
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  Speaker 4: All right, might just not be for me, honestly, can't close,
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  Speaker 4: can't close.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not I've realized I'm not good at anything except
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  Speaker 4: maybe this.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pad at everything.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true.
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  Speaker 4: It's true, and that's not invastating. It sucks. Like I
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  Speaker 4: had a feeling when I was younger. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty bad at a lot of things. But now
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  Speaker 4: it's like, I think the only things that I'm kind
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  Speaker 4: of good at are this and stand up.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's fine, those are your pursuits. What's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 5: Who wants to be good at their job? Being good
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  Speaker 5: at your job is the most important thing to be
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  Speaker 5: good at.
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  Speaker 4: You want to be good at the thing that you
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  Speaker 4: go home to do after your job.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a hobby. It doesn't matter if you're good
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  Speaker 1: at that.
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  Speaker 4: But it's way more fun being good at the hobby
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  Speaker 4: than it is your job.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have like you still have like these
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  Speaker 1: aspirational hobbies instead of like internalized hobbies like yeah, be
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  Speaker 1: good at cooking. Yeah, Like that's only like it's just
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  Speaker 1: like satisfies you to like be good at like taking
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  Speaker 1: care of your house or like be a good dad.
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  Speaker 5: That's the So that's going to be a good dad exactly.
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  Speaker 5: And that's what I was gonna say, is like right now,
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  Speaker 5: you know you don't have kids. Yeah, so the thing
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  Speaker 5: you this is the thing, this is all you need
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  Speaker 5: to worry about. You're in your career like development. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so build it up, get get fucking lead at it,
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  Speaker 5: which I think you are.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I think I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: You're great. Fisher.
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  Speaker 5: I'm I mean biblical search for Bobby fisherish because that's chess.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 5: I can't do that. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like I just like in an ideal world,
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  Speaker 4: I would go I would do this podcast. I would
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  Speaker 4: go home. I gotta we gotta stream tonight for Bush.
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  Speaker 4: But like maybe before the stream. I would go play something,
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't even matter what it is, video game, any
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  Speaker 4: type of game. It could be a monopoly, shoots and ladders.
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  Speaker 4: I think I just got to win something.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. You've won, You've won things I can't win.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you be Francis in something once? No?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, it wasn't that.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't any of those many things. He did ultimately
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  Speaker 5: beat me in in uh.
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  Speaker 4: Car now hay second round or smash.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even think I beat him in that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he didn't.
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  Speaker 4: And I was playing on a fucking emulator on my
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  Speaker 4: PC the night before, for what is worth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm worse than you at all the things that you're
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  Speaker 1: bad that you're bad at.
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  Speaker 4: But you have other things that you're good at.
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  Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, father, husband, I'm pretty good at a lot
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  Speaker 5: of things. And I would say that both of you
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  Speaker 5: are better than me at this job.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that doesn't matter, and we've already been over.
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  Speaker 4: The job part doesn't matter. You get to go home
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  Speaker 4: and you're like, I get to make cough up of
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  Speaker 4: coffee that's better than Starbucks.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and continuing to make coffee is really going to
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  Speaker 5: help me be a good father and.
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  Speaker 4: Being good at video games hasn't helped me in anything
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  Speaker 4: well because because I'm terrible at them. But in an
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  Speaker 4: ideal world, it's just I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Can do everything better than like whatever corporation he would
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  Speaker 1: have shopped at. Yeah, you can make better coffee than Starbucks,
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  Speaker 1: make a better souad than Sweet Green, make a better steak. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's not like that's good like and there
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  Speaker 4: are people like like my friend Matt's like that, like
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  Speaker 4: he's good at everything. Everything he does is just good
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  Speaker 4: at it.
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  Speaker 5: I that just like that just comes from curiosity, That's
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  Speaker 5: all it is.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm the most curious person on the planet. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think you are fucking retarded. I think you're I
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  Speaker 4: think you're broadly satisfied. No, I think I have something
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  Speaker 4: wrong with my brain. You don't learning disability or something
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  Speaker 4: full of it.
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  Speaker 5: You're really fucking smart. And it drives me crazy when
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  Speaker 5: you say that. I've been playing Call of Duty for
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  Speaker 5: fifteen years. That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Problem is, and I am so fucking bad.
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  Speaker 5: You could put all your eggs in one basket, and
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  Speaker 5: it's a basket that you don't You've chosen the wrong basket.
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  Speaker 4: Clearly the wrong basket.
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  Speaker 1: But you're the age. You're at the age of regression
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Sadly, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 1: It's not your fault. That's like being like a thirty
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  Speaker 1: nine year old being like I can't jump as high.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I just felt like I had a couple
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  Speaker 4: more years in me at least.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's time for you to put the put the
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  Speaker 5: controller away. You can manage Bush and do that from
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  Speaker 5: a content perspective. Yeah. Yeah, if you think that's going
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  Speaker 5: to help your job, I think we've clearly seen it won't.
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  Speaker 5: And crazy, Well.
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  Speaker 4: We've We're we're actually in the process of bringing in
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  Speaker 4: two massive sponsors right now. So yeah, yeah, fuck what
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  Speaker 4: were they? It was Amazon and Nike.
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  Speaker 5: I think.
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  Speaker 4: They're coming in as early sponsors. They really believe in
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  Speaker 4: the Bush.
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  Speaker 5: It's very good.
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  Speaker 4: I guess Amazon's throwing like a billion at it apparently one.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder how they get that back ye prize winnings
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  Speaker 4: over the next seventy five.
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  Speaker 1: Years through like a life time contract with Nicki Numbers
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  Speaker 1: at Amazon Warehouse.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Nicki Numbers is coming to Birmingham with us.
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  Speaker 1: I told him to come into the barstool office. I said,
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  Speaker 1: he has like carp Blanche. I said, we set him
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  Speaker 1: up a gaming setup in the office.
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  Speaker 4: He's got to get hired.
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  Speaker 5: I like Nicky numbers a lot, just even in theory,
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  Speaker 5: mm hmm.
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  Speaker 4: We're still trying to figure out if he can, if
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  Speaker 4: he can go to to Birmingham with a fill out something.
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  Speaker 4: Well you have to like there's this new thing if
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  Speaker 4: you go to England, you got to fill out this
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  Speaker 4: like uh, it's like a like a visa but it's
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  Speaker 4: not yeah traveler. Yeah, and it's quick, Like Jerry said,
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  Speaker 4: he did his. He just entered in his passport number.
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  Speaker 4: He got approved it in seconds.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Numbers he entered his in like a week ago. Still pending.
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  Speaker 5: First name Niki, last name numbers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We don't really have a government record of Nicky numbers. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So we're still trying to figure out if he's allowed
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  Speaker 4: to leave the country or not.
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  Speaker 1: What happened with your passport?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I ended up getting it figured out, but my god,
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  Speaker 4: was it So it was just as bad as I
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  Speaker 4: thought it was going to be there or the post
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  Speaker 4: office office. Well, I will say, like I said, I
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  Speaker 4: have something wrong with my brain. So clearly, like there's
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  Speaker 4: obviously easier ways to do things that I just don't know.
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  Speaker 4: But I waited in line for an hour at the
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  Speaker 4: post office. No signs anywhere, not a single sign in
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  Speaker 4: the entire place, just a line. Everyone's waiting in line.
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  Speaker 4: People are pissed in the line, like a lot of
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  Speaker 4: like people are go move forward. You know, it's New York.
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  Speaker 4: There was a yeah, there was a there was a
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  Speaker 4: couple that was standing at one of the windows and
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  Speaker 4: they walked away.
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  Speaker 5: And this dude, probably ninety years old. He goes about time.
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  Speaker 1: People are so angry. Yeah, yeah, rightfully. So you shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have to go to the post office. I figure that out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they shouldn't exist. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: At that point, she's like, I don't know who's in
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  Speaker 1: charge of that, but that should be taken away right away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I will say so. So I get to
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  Speaker 4: the front of the line. They call my they call
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  Speaker 4: my window window six, and he goes I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm here for the passport. He's like, you have an appointment.
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  Speaker 4: I was like yeah. He's like, okay, the passport thing
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  Speaker 4: is actually down the hallway to the left, walk over.
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  Speaker 4: Not a single line. Two people standing at the thing
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  Speaker 4: behind the desk, just waiting. No one has come in
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  Speaker 4: there at all, So I could have been already done
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  Speaker 4: and I waited in line for an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you went You could have gone straight there, could
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  Speaker 1: have gone straight there.
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  Speaker 5: He was like yeah. He was like did you wait
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  Speaker 5: in the line?
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  Speaker 4: And I was like yeah, there's no signs or anything
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  Speaker 4: and he was like yeah, and he's like, what time
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  Speaker 4: was your appointment?
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  Speaker 5: And I was like an hour ago and he was
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  Speaker 5: like yeah. He was like, just tell them that.
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  Speaker 4: You waited in the line. It happens all the time.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, well, maybe let's throw a sign
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  Speaker 5: up that says hey, if you're doing the passport, don't
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  Speaker 5: wait in the line.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, well, just tell him you waited in
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  Speaker 1: the line. He's like I did wait.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah until he was an hour. It was an hour
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  Speaker 4: of my life that's gone.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're infuriating institutions like it should be just like
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  Speaker 1: use it FedEx.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Well, so I so what happened was I ended up
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  Speaker 4: So I ended up going over there. You go in,
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  Speaker 4: they're furious already, like the second they see you, they're mad,
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  Speaker 4: like they're like, well, here we fucking go. Can I
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  Speaker 4: bring out my massive folder of papers?
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  Speaker 1: What race. Were you dealing with? Uh Asian man?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: Two women, okay, one black, one Asian. I believe it.
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  Speaker 4: They weren't terrible, you know, they weren't. They weren't as
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  Speaker 4: like nasty as they could be. The lady that I
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  Speaker 4: was dealing with was a little nasty, but she sort
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  Speaker 4: of loosened up as the I also realized about halfway
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  Speaker 4: through that she was on the phone the entire time.
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  Speaker 4: She had her air pods in so like, I kept
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  Speaker 4: on replying to shit, thinking she was talking to me,
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  Speaker 4: and then I realized that she was talking to her
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  Speaker 4: boyfriend on the phone.
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  Speaker 5: That can't be. I swear to god, this is a
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  Speaker 5: postal worker, dude.
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  Speaker 4: This is the passport like, this is the person that
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  Speaker 4: it like seals and authorizes everything. Yeah, I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 4: to call you back.
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  Speaker 5: Got a real fucking more on.
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  Speaker 4: Here, Yeah, yeah, I will say in her defense, she
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  Speaker 4: did say that they do like thirty ex but I
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  Speaker 4: had passports a day, which is probably hell a lot.
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  Speaker 5: I have a couple of hacks for you, and they're
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  Speaker 5: they're adjacent to this. But one hack that I have
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  Speaker 5: for you, do you have triple A like the car service,
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  Speaker 5: roadside service.
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  Speaker 4: Like my parents probably do.
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  Speaker 5: If you subscribe to that and it's not expensive. If
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  Speaker 5: you drive a lot, you should have it. If you
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  Speaker 5: need to get your license renewed or anything like that,
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  Speaker 5: you can actually go to the Triple A office, which
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  Speaker 5: is I think on Midtown West or something like that,
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  Speaker 5: and that serves as a DMV if you have trip.
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  Speaker 5: Oh really, and it's much quicker.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds like that's a big hack they might do.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to cut that from the episode ever.
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  Speaker 1: Going to need this again?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, nine years from now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, unless I lose it again, which you probably will.
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  Speaker 4: I probably will.
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  Speaker 1: What else you got?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? That was the big one. That was the big one.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm going to like duct tap my passport
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  Speaker 4: to like my chest when I'm traveling. Just make sure
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  Speaker 4: it goes nowhere. Genuinely, you don't want to lose that
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  Speaker 4: thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, that was brutal that you even had to
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  Speaker 1: go through. That was fucking dude.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even do the whole story.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to tell the whole story because it's tedious.
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  Speaker 4: You should, no, but it's I had to go back
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  Speaker 4: and forth the post office three times and go to FedEx.
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  Speaker 5: What happened on those three times the set?
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  Speaker 4: First time they go you don't have your You're waiting
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  Speaker 4: to figure out what you don't have, right, obviously you
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  Speaker 4: don't have something. You just don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 4: The itinerary. I was like, oh, yeah, I got it
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  Speaker 4: on my phone. You need to print it out. Can't
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  Speaker 4: just show it to them. Need to print it out.
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  Speaker 4: Luckily Tyler Tyler. If Tyler wasn't here, I don't think
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  Speaker 4: I would have had gotten any of this done. So
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  Speaker 4: I text Tyler, I'm like, coming back, need the itinerary,
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  Speaker 4: send it to him. He prints it out, go back,
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  Speaker 4: they seal it everything, then go to FedEx. And then
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  Speaker 4: when I'm leaving FedEx, I'm like, I don't have my ID.
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  Speaker 4: The lady never gave me my ID back. Then I
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  Speaker 4: go back to the then I could go back to
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  Speaker 4: the post office again. Keep in mind the FedEx that
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  Speaker 4: I went to all the way back down by my apartment,
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  Speaker 4: all the way back up.
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  Speaker 1: Are you getting back and forth train?
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: Well, the one of them.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: There was a couple of ubers involved as well. But
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: then he took one yeah, and then and then yeah,
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: something like that, yeah, And then eventually I go back
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: in and then and I walk over and I'm like,
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: did I leave? Do you have my ID?
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: And she was like no, no, and then she like
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: looked and she was like and then she grabbed it
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: and gave.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: It to me. I'm trying to think about where would
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: be the optimal place for you to live, because I
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: don't think it's a city.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know if it is either I was
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: talking about I was talking a bow about that the
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: other Sorry, let's says for my buddy Forrest Gump. I
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: was talking to him the other day and Forrest Bump,
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: I gotta call him his gamer tag now.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: But you docked it.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: That's even worse. You docks his gamer tag.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: No, there's numbers involved in stuff which I don't actually know.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Good question. But yeah, I was talking to my friend Forrest,
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: who I know from online and uh, and he was
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: saying he was like, yeah, you definitely shouldn't live in
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: a city, but I was like, oh, I have to.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: You should live in like a one horse town. Yeah,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: you should live in a town with a single cross
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: street like the Old West.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, why do you have to live in a city?
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Because my job for the pod the pod stand up?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: But you travel for stand up, Yeah, but you.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: Got to do it in the city to get good
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: at it. I think you've done enough for the city.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: I think you've I think you've done everything you can here.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Can I pitch you on a place? Yeah, beautiful New Hope, Pennsylvania.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: Oh so nice.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: I could get down with that. How far is that from?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: About an hour south of the city.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's not terrible.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: It's right on the river.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, it's stunning. It's just I went there a lot.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: My ex wife was from there. She grew up there.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful women, uh and really nice restation.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: For them because it's every man there is gay. It's
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: like a gay enclave.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a gun.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Clave, which means that everything is clean and the antiques
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: shops lots of antiques, very charming.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It's very charge. Like the food every place has meatloaf
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: and like a turkey chili and like it's all like
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: really hearty, warm food. It's like taverns and alehouses and saloons.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: The river runs right through the middle of it all,
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: and across the river is Doylestown and then there's uh, Lambertville, Scranton,
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: and they're all right there. No, no, not Scranton. Don't
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: don't contribute. You've never trying to pitch you on a place,
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: don't contribute. I don't know we've been, we know.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Not trying to make it in Scranty.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never been.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I was just throwing out PA cities.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Don't presume.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see myself getting down something like that.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: I think I'll probably end up living in Jersey at
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: some point in my life, probably like in a couple.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know how long. I don't know when i'll
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: move there, but I think ideally I'll probably live somewhere
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: around Jersey.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: I think you're ready to go.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think yet, because I don't want to
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: do that commute.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Can we talk about how I won't say where, but
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: you are looking at apartments right Yeah?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to I'm thinking about moving. I mean,
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not one hundred percent positive it's coming
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: up right around the corner. But you can make it
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: happen pretty quick.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Mm hmmm. Why don't you consider New Jersey right now?
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just not are you talking about
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: like I'm talking about any New Jersey or you're talking
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: about like getting a house. Yeah, you're ready for that
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: in Jersey. I think you're ready for that financially. No,
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I think you're ready for your forever home. I think
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: it's more picket fence. I think it's more doable than
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: you think.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Ready for my forever.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: You're ready for your forever like tire swing in the
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: front yard.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got a big raise, You've got some money stock,
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: get that big of a ray, pay your down payment
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: with all your spot pay right cash. True, you're looking
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: at a nice fixer rupper in Newark, Newark. It could
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: be my forever home.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Can't be in Newark.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I could see you in New York. That's crazy.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: New York is gonna come up.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: You've been talking about switching to United I have. I
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: want to become a United Man. It's all you talk about.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: I have, And I was talking about like I was saying,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I was gonna I was my move closer to like
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Queens that area.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: But if you do that, then you have to deltay delta. Yeah,
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: you have stay delta locked in.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: That's like bludgs and crips. Yeah, that's like being on
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: a in like Long Beach and being a cryp.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: I would say, right now is not the time for
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: me to move to Jersey. I do love the enthusiasm
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: and the idea about my forever home, but I don't
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: think right now I'm in the place for a forever home.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: I think you, I think you've been ready without realizing it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: You've been ready forever for a long time. I don't know.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Really, the whole thing is just my apartment right now.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Is like, it's nice.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: It's in a great area. That's pretty much the best
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: part about it is the area that it's in. But
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: with how much I'm paying now, I could get a
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: place like double the size somewhere else in Newark.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: The whole show upstate. Oh, I love the whole show.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I love that idea.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Of state, and so we're all upstate.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: That would be fine with me. Run forever home upstate.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: I've got a current forever home, some somewhat home. I
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: don't know if i'd call that forever home for now?
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah for now?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: How is that not a forever home?
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: So it's a two bedroom condo. You want me to
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: get a place in Newark? Yeah, you could buy you
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: for what I paid for my two bedroom condo you
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: could get. You could buy the airport, you could buy it,
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: or at least one of the terminals, Yeah, a.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Fixer upper terminal. Yeah, you kind to start from idea, a.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Lot of space, Yeah, escalators and.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Ship going upstate, and it's like we or we could
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: all move down towards New Hope.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: We could all get towards towards.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: New Is that where you're trying to live someday?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: No, but if he's trying to live there, I'll go there.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Bradley Cooper has a house there.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: It's like the Hampton's. It's like the New Hamptons they're calling.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: It's really gentrifying.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: I wish I just had a ton of money so
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I could just get like a place in every borough.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: I think I've said that before, but I want to
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I want a pad.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: In every borough over here. Yeah exactly, Yeah exactly, the
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: flophouse king, Yeah exactly.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Because then I'll be like, oh, I'm going to go, Oh,
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go down to I'm gonna go see Running
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Francis tonight. I'm gonna go down to Brooklyn. I'll just
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: stay in my place in Brooklyn.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: You won't come to see us in Brooklyn I don't
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: have a pad in Brooklyn. That's what's old thing.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: You get both have houses in Brooklyn, not.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: The fact that you think it's an hour and a
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: half away.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I could like walk at a pretty easy pace
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: and get to where you live in an hour and
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: a half.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we live very close.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: To each other.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: But you still want a flophouse.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like me and I don't know if you, I
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I've never I haven't been to your new place. Is
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: it still where you're close to wirr old Play was.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Not far? Maybe like six or seven blocks Roan lives
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: where I.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we live like we're like next Like I
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: can see you, yeah, pretty much like you could see me.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: I can't see you. You can definitely.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Francis can see me.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Francis can see.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: I see him.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: The sun touches.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I ride the bike over the Manhattan Bridge and
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: I ride on the walking side, which is the south
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: side of the bridge, so that I can stop at
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: a certain point and look into his window.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: And he just sees me, like holding up my making eggs.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Every day, every even the winter. I would always look
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: for their Christmas tree. Oh that's nice, and a big
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: one a what a cozy home. Yeah, someday you guys
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: go real tree or fake tree.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: You already know we go fake tree.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just trying to recreate our viral clip from
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: the Christmas season.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Which you wouldn't post even though I did.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I literally posted it. Literally, it is on my Instagram account.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Come on, you, finally, all this time later, you accept it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I thought, I think I accept accepted it in March,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: so it would repopulate back to when it was posted,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: so it popped up on his page. But like way down,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Oh smart check.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Let me check you populated a Christmas story in March.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, can't be too careful. I'm pretty sure I reposted it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: You did, It's on there. You need to make it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: I can't let people think you're you're active. No, no,
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: on on Instagram. No, I'm getting a lot more active, really,
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: about to get just active. I can't wait to see
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: this activate some flyers that you post.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be fucking crazy, like some dates and
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: it's like still a few tickets left. That's going to
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: be such a good post that you post.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: I just like I don't know, Like I get social
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: media and I understand that you like have to do it,
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna start doing it because people are telling
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: me I have to.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Well you want that house in Newark, Yeah, I.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Gotta get that house in Newark. But in my head,
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: it's just like everything I do is here. It's this
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: So it's like, if you're curious and you want to
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: see what I do, it's here right now.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about? I don't.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I just I'm not a clip I'm not a post guy.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna start doing You're just a strictly live performer.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I'm a performer like you.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Unless you're willing to listen to the hour and a
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: half of the show, you don't deserve to hear one
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: thought out of context.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: It's not that it's not like like, oh, I'm so
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: like high and mighty, like I'm not gonna post clips.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: It's just the way that I see it as like,
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: if you're a fan of me and you want to
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: see what I do, just listen to the podcast.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: What if people want more.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: They're the only thing they're going to be getting that's
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: more is the podcast in shorter form.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: I think the problem is that there was a period
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: where you made a lot of other stuff and people
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: miss that you were good at.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: No, people don't really miss.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: There is something ethical to not posting clips. Like the
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: people who work at Barshool that exclusively work on clips. Yeah,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: are like the same class of human being that like
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: cut off the hands of child soldiers in Africa. They're
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: like the same, Like they have like the same moral
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: turpitude as the people who go to like small villages
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: and kill all the adults and like enlist the children.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: But regarding what I was saying about the clips, like
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: I said earlier, I'm something's wrong with my brain. So
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: it's like, obviously that's not the right way to think
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: No, you have the opposite brain as like kids who
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: are brain rotted into only being able to watch seven
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: second clips. You have you can only digest something if
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: it's ninety minutes or longer.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I wish that was true, brother, but it's not.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: So you want people to be able to only digest
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm ninety minutes for long, I'll get caught in.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: A doom scroll like anyone, I'm no better than anyone else.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nasty vortex.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Vortex.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Once you start watching the kids that do improv on
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the improv kids on Instagram?
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll it'll get trapped in it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: YouTube YouTube Actually they made a feature where you can
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: turn off shorts, which I kind of I fuck with that, huh.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: You know now you can just get classic YouTube.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I wonder what your algorithm is?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you see?
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: No, seriously, because I could tell you, like my algorithm,
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: it's just gaming stuff and like occasionally like a football
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: video or fishing stuff.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about YouTube or Instagram anything? Mine's the
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: same for all of them. Right now, I would bet
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: that my Instagram discover grid is going to be latte art,
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: like people making really nice coffee. It's gonna be like
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: maybe some interior design like lighting recommendations or like Pinterest
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: tips tips for how to like properly you know, get
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: nice design things in your home.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Like a slide show story.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: No, it would be like these are the five things
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: I do for my client, Like I'm an interior designer,
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Like these are the five mistakes that like people make
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: and what you can do to have make sure your
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: place looks cozy and classy or some Yeah, then probably
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: some premier league highlights.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Oh nice, how about that seventeen or that sixteen years.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: That was awesome and the call man, the British announcers,
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: they just immortalized the moment in a way that I
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: can't say that our announcers have. We got a couple
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: of good we really do. I won't hit that one.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Yes he is Houdini, he's good.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Compared to a British guy waxing poetic we have bang bang.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: They go on on these like fucking soliloquies. Yeah that
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: our guys don't really do.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Do you think they got a couple rolling around in
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: the head like if this guy goes off, I'm gonna
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: say this, or do you think it's all just natural?
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: I think that when they're doing what What What always
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: is amazing because you get these long, extended highlights on
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: on YouTube of matches and when the players are coming out,
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: they show the lead into the game with the starting lineups,
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: and it's worth listening to because that's when these announcers
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: deliver what I would bet are they're prerehearsed or they're
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: pre written sort of monologues where they're like on a
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: night when Manchester United must win, they have to win
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: we can see that this is a night that will
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: be remembered for a very long time for a number
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: of reasons, first being, you know, it's like and it
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: just goes on and they're talking about like the dew
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: on the grass and the fucking you know.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll describe a pass as a peach. Yeah, like
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: it's just these flowery if.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Some players like playing well some games and not, they
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: call the mercurial instead of like inconsistent.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: They talk how you originally wrote Dave's book. That's right.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I want to get into soccer, but it
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: kind of feels like to me, it feels like getting
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: into like Game of Thrones, where it's like I want to,
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: but it's like I feel like I'm just so far
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: behind and it's gonna take me years to catch up.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: You're picking it's a sport, you're picking up from the
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: moment now. You don't need to know the fucking it.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: You can go back if you want.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: But like, they just had a sixteen year old score
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: for Arsenal and he's gonna be the fucking sick dude
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: for the next twenty years. Yeah, you're right, just buy
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: in on a sixteen year old.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: So I'm an Arsenal fan. Yeah, so that's the time
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: to get in and there.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: The call for that was like, what a player, what
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: a night? What a player? He will be yeah yeah, yeah,
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: I like that and we will get the points yeah,
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: which will be Arsenal. Yeah, it's so good.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. How was he allowed to play?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: They have like kids playing all the time.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: This is really I mean, uh la mean you moll
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: two thousand and nine in Barcelona.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Sorry, it's up for you, buddy.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Your toast, learn how to cook. Yeah, buy a coffee machine.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Coming got a.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Sixteen year old.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: He's fucking so cooked. He's handsome too. He looks like
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: a TikTok her he does.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a bit of a wispy mustache.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Think of think of how amazing that is though, Right,
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: this kid's like go back to school after that. They
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: were all in soccer academy. Yeah. No, he's been in
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: like the Arsenal system since he was Probably they got
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: like a farming system. Yeah, and you play soccer and
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: do like a very cursory.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Like you don't have to learn. Yeah, it's too good
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: to learn.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which is why all those kids who like don't
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: make it out of the academy. They end up, you know,
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: driving those double decker buses and.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're the guys who, when you ask him
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: what time it is, they're like, it's free foot. They
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: don't even they never learned the th sound because they
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: were playing soccer.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Free for.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: That's like Irish people do that too, Colin does that?
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Trade Tartan, Yeah, trade Tarty.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't even know, they don't even know what
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: they're doing. But I think that'd be fun for all
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: of us to get I honestly, the best way I
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: learned about soccer players originally was just playing FIFA, and
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: that's something you could get good at. Yeah, of course,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: this this is it right here, it's the algo.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: No kitties unbelievable too.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Coffee not a single pair to two coffee Shane. Yeah, God,
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: there's obviously gonna be some Shane in there. Then then
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: a guy like an outfit thing for a guy, sexiest
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: items men can wear from some girl.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: That coffee yard is incredible. Look how thick that milk
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: is in the second in that top middle one.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Send that to mac Jesus Christ. I haven't put that,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: not even to put in the episode just to look.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: At like, this is my first video that comes up
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: when I open it up, I just take it out
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: of a gun, some old.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, you got to send that to him now too.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: All this ship.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: That was on Instagram, Oh man, And then I was
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: watching I showed my dad the guy that like has
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: the farting machine in his pocket and walks through Central
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Park all the time. Oh yeah, it's classic, and I
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: mean my dad loved that. Yeah, more than anything in
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: the fucking world. You can't.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, the thing is like, I'm kind of
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: just talking out of my ass.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: That's how I usually do this, to do it on
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: this show, and that's why you're great at it, and
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: that's why i'm and that's why I'm just before you
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: even continue, if you started speaking from the heart, i'd fucking.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Leave with empirical evidence.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: But you can't deny that the Instagram, the Instagram reels,
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: there's some just there's some heat in there, some of
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: the funniest shit you've ever seen.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: People can't believe when I tell them that I don't
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: ever watch TikTok, and I'm like, well, why would I
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: need to? Getting it all the same way.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: That's funny. TikTok is not as.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: TikTok sucks Instagram reels is.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: It's way funnier.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: Good, really good. They found it. They found out. Yeah,
• 33:03
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• 33:05
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• 33:07
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• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah he figured it out.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: You found it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: I've just been getting just I mean, I'm sending my
• 33:14
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• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Do you know the one of the group of like
• 33:23
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• 33:28
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• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's a classic milk bit. That's Noko bombing.
• 33:35
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• 33:38
  Speaker 5: even know what they're called. Do you know what I'm
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• 36:17
  Speaker 5: and purchased forty eight pounds of parmesan, a wheel, a
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: quarter of a wheel.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised they even let you buy that.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: This is a two hundred pound wheel of cheese. They
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: don't let you buy the full wheel. Apparently they do.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: They would have sold it to me. It was a
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: video of a kid asking and everyone's seen that video.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: He went to the wrong place.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Because where do they get their wheels. It's not like
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: they were just born into a wheel. There's wheel fact,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: there's wheel stores.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: How much is a full wheel? He just said sixteen
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: hundred was what they were going to charge me. And
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: that's that's for the only the two year aged. If
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: you get the five year aged, it would have been.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Wait, you're gonna do a video where you eat a
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: wheel of cheese.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a lot of it. Dude,
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: you're gonna get sick as fuck. Well, I got Minneapolis
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: this weekend, So if I can't make it, you hit
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: the mall. Oh no, I don't have to wade through
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: bodies to perform comedy.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Are you at the Mall of America?
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Of course you're gonna ride the roller coaster. No, no,
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: because you're gonna be full of cheese. You're not going
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: to be able to ride the roller coaster.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: That's the cure.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I have a great gap in there.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, people make these pasta bowls inside the cheese. I
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: could do that. I have enough.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: That is a waste of money.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: That's that's like a fat, gross representation of Italian culture.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: That's like for the San Gennaro festival. Yeah, for you
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: to just walk up and just like get a slop
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: bowl in the cheese.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: That's like the equivalent of like the burger that has
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: like shit oozing out of it.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is a Minneapolis special with the juicy lucy,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Because I mean that's like a bread bowl.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: But like the bowl is worth more than the soup.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Is it round? Pred Is it like a quarter like
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: a pizza slice.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: I'll show you when we go downstairs and look at it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: I mean I was carrying this thing and the a
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: number of people who complimented me on my cheese, like
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: in the office, walking up the street, they were like nice,
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: they said, Wow, that's a nice piece of cheese. I
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: mean it's it's humongous. Yeah, you should.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Get one massive cracker for it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: I had to get the I had to get the
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: wire that you used to kill.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: People and jon appetate them.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm gonna I'm gonna use my foot and
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: then push it. Oh, that's smart. That's smart thought.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know the wire. I remember watching
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: an episode of the Wire, and I remember watching an
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: episode of Dead Lace Warrior, and I think it was
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: c I a versus the I.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: I don't remember what do they call the wire?
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: A grut? A grut? Yeah? Nice. That's got to be
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: the worst way to die. There can't be a worse
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: way to So what about getting about getting raped to death?
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: No, not as bad. I can't say because I've never
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: been in that position, So it could be that there's
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: a good chance that's worse. I've never been in the
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: position of the wire either.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: But what if you had like a like a six
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: month old and somebody used that six month old to
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: beat you to death? Yeah, that's a terrible way to go.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: That's no, they're taking it and like just using the
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: baby as a that. Yeah, that's not a good way
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: to go either. Bludgeoning you with your own child is
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: worse than wire strength. The wire, you're it's not? Is
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: it strangulation? I think it's decapitation.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's possible?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's not.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Like a piece of cheese. If you get the right
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: guy in the passengers.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I think that. I think that if you, I think
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: a kid would have to use the adult to beat
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: another adult to death because I don't think a kid's
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: hard enough to kill someone.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Not even close. Oh you can kill someone with some
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: soft stuff.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: No, you maybe you could maybe suffocate someone with a kid.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: You could smother them with a kid.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: You can beat people to death with Like I could
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: beat someone to death with that water bottle.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: That water bottle is harder than a six month old.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: No, it's not. It is a child's skull.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the softest part of them.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Are you at one spot of it the whole thing,
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: especially at a young age. That's like if you leave
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: a kid on their back for too long, they have
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: a flat That's why I have a flat back in
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: my head. No you don't, Yes, I did.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: No, you don't look at it. It's flat as shit.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Swear to God. Put your head against the wall. Oh
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: my god, it show me how much of it touches. No,
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: it's fully.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: It looks like books on them.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Remember when I shaved my head. Yeah, it's a ninety
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: degree angle. Look like there's a corn. There's a there's
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: an edge right here where it's just the backs.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Stop. I don't believe you for one second, and you're
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: trying to tell me that that's all because you took
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: one nap on the floor as a child.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: I think they say it's if you're Yeah, look.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: He was left on the fleet. He didn't do enough
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: tummy time. If you have to do tummy time or
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: else you'll.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Get a flathead exactly.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: And that's like parents intentionally putting the kid on their tummy.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I thought that was just like a fun phrase. It's
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: like prescribe fifteen minutes a day you have to do
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: tummy time. Was that episode thirty four we're smoking cigars.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Cigars celebrating early.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we popped bottles in the first quarter. We had
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: a good opening kickoff and are celebrating.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: You know what started I started seeing Oliver again. Was
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: this clip of you eating a powdered donut at his apartment.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that is so funny.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that was right when I moved in.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why do we have powdered donuts?
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: I don't remember, so someone brought donuts, but I remember
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: you just eating them and getting it all over my
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: brand new couch.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: It was white powder.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: You can't tell on a brand new cap.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Well, where's the cat the powder?
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Then that's the Amazon classic brother points to.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Where the powder is because there's like you can't still there, Yeah,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: because you can't tell, No, you can see it.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: That couch is just that's the first thing that's gonna
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: go in the move. Things getting launched up, the window,
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: sticky ship, it squishy. It's just like I sat in
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: the same seat forever. So one side of it is
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: you got to rotate the tires instead.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you really got to rotate your tires real miss
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: a line.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: You can sit on one side and the other side.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: It's just like you can't even sit on it because
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: you're like in the air.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Or you gotta fluff that bitch up.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah. God, think of all the people that have slept
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: on that couch. Not that many Sean Sean Bow Bow sorry,
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: Matt Forrest.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Forest kfv F that's Matt k kf F.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: K f e f k f v F.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Has column slept there? No, has Lemaire m hm hmmm.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: I don't think, but I think Ni Marshall might have.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: That might have been who it was.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: There's been a lot of people that have come through.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: So four people are something in your couch?
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Think about four. It's about four.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: People, and you're gonna get rid of it.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm getting rid of that thing for sure.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna take one of these what. Yeah, these costs.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: These costs fifty five thousand dollars. You can't have those?
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Well, just take it out of your forever home. Fun.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll just see if I can get the other
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: half of this. Make an l out of it, Just
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: make it a love seat.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, just push them together like this. I thought you
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: wanted it in l No, no, you want it like.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: A shay'se lounge. You sure get a Shay's lounge.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: It's just a day money, get a date.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: That shit costs a lot of money.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: If you had a like a two thousand square foot
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: living room, what would you decorate it with?
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: How can you having a conversation pit? I could see
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you like descending down into the middle of the room.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: That's cool, like mad that it?
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that part he lives in a mad Men.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: He has a conversation pit.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Don't is that what it's called?
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Like when it's like the living room, but it's like
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: you have to go down and to get into it.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: In like the middle of a conversation.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: But see yeah, like that seats in it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Oh it's I'm talking. No, yeah, this isn't quite it
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: go to a type in conversation pit.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Conversation pit.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I think that there's I heard that there's only like
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: eight of them in the United States.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Really these are the good ones.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Oh I see a conversation pit.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, these are good.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: And what would you talk like is that like for
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: serious conversation only I would.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: Bring you in there and I would say you don't
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: get to leave until we figure out where you're living.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, I see, I see it's going to say we.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Set a goal.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: We'd set a goal, set a time or maybe.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: This requires real conversation. No, phone's in the pit.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Well, I think what you got to do is you
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: got to set up some sort of like service blockers
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: in the pit.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, would be nice.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Stay bricked you bricked up right now?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: No, No, it's work hours. You've got to put in work.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: You don't stay bricked during work hours. No, I can't
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: say that I do.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: The conversation pit would be nice. Obviously, you've had an
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: EMS chair for as as I mean since you were born.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Probably is that the nice wooden one I got. I
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: want one of those.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Bad got to go to the Design within Reach outlet
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: store because they'll get them forty off Otherwise otherwise they're
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: not affordable.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what about like a fake one? Do they got
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: any fakes?
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: They have? Fakes they have they have?
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Uh, I'm not looking to spend six thousand dollars on one.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: You can get tons and tons.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Of dece rangers about two hundred dollars.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then an EMS chair is not for you. There's
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: probably folding chairs you could get. You could probably get
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: a metal folding chair from like a church donation.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Ben, Yeah you could. I mean, you can't.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Fake a chair.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: I want one of those, but I can't. I just
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: can't swing that.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have the space for it right now either,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: you know it.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not giving me your EMES spoil. Happy birthday.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: Birthday is coming right up. This is official. I'm giving
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: you my EMES down is in your birthday next week?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Yes it is.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: I don't want to talk about it.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Why we still have to make our four Charles Rave.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I've been pestering both of you guys to make plans
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: for your birthday.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Francis you got to get on that.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: So you can't say that I mean I've brought it
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: up multiple times. You can say that it's neglected.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: He's brought it up like five times.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: I'd like to that for your birthday. I'd like to
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: somehow remove all the tick marks of time in my
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: life and make it just one long band m I
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: am spelt, I am, I'm. We'll go in seasons. I am.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: I'm in the third quarter of my life, all right,
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: all right, right, I mean that's yeah, no way, I
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm in
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: the second quarter of my life. I think I'm in
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: the third quarter. I don't think I have.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Likety much like teetering on the first.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: Still, no, I am not living past sixty? What? Yes?
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: You all no chance? That's you haven't seen my lipid profile. Dude.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: If we went to a doctor right now and they
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: were like, is this guy gonna live over sixty, they'd
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: just look at you and they'd be like, yeah, no,
• 47:15
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• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Like, let's se your grip strength. They'd tell you to
• 47:17
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• 47:19
  Speaker 1: he's one hundred, he's a centionary.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, I had a good workout yesterday.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Are you dangling?
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: I was doing paws, pull ups.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Pull up, say something gay, Look at the.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Hottest guy in the gym for like four seconds, go down.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: You've been hitting the bench at all?
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Because I got I finally got back under the bar
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: bell yesterday, I had a boy felt great, good, good.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Felt really good.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: What did it feel like?
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Just felt like I was a man again.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: Would you throw on there?
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Tens no way more forty fives now close thirty fives? Yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: what's wrong with that? It's one hundred and one hundred
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: and twenty five pounds, three sets of eight whatever, phenomenal,
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: not really try. I got to get back. I got
• 48:01
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• 48:03
  Speaker 5: I hop a whole dinner plate feels good? Yeah, you
• 48:06
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• 48:08
  Speaker 1: The stick the dumb Yeah exactly.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not wrong. I like the I do the
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: alternating dumbbell press. Yeah, you hold you hold the other
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: one up, so there's tension the whole time I hit.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: I hit the the bar bell and then I hit
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: the inclined dumbell. But I just did I did simultaneous
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: I didn't do. That's individuals.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: That's so nice.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: And then I left. That was all I did. Top
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: I opened it and I said, I did not have
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: a good workout yesterday. Do you sweat?
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah a lot, really like uncontrollable amounts. Wow, yeah, I
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: got I got merched from hilarities.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: They gave me like a T shirt and a sweatshirt,
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: and I worked out when I got to Detroit, like
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: before the show, because I was like, I feel awful,
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: got to get the blood going. And when I got
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: back to the hotel room, the shirt was like see through.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: It was discussed. I just had to throw it into
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: ball and after the work to get rid of the shirt.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, work show after the workout.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Do I sweat while I'm on stage? No, because I
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: take beta blockers and they make it impossible for me
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: to sweat.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: It just all comes out of your penis, all comes out.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Of my ass. At the end of the day, at
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: the end of the day, just get everything out.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: It's like a dry brick is printed out of some
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: dry ice.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: Oh man, did I tell you guys?
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: I bought a printer for the passport thing, and I
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: couldn't I couldn't figure out how to get it to work.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: That's disconcerting because I did think that that was something
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: you had. A printer, No, the ability to install and
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: utilize hardware. I do the printer. It's a that's a
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: foreign language. It's a lot of like setting it up
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: with a Why I hate that ship when they're like
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: connect to the printer's Wi Fi. I really thought you
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: were good at that. I did too. I guess you
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: aren't good at anything.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: No, nothing, not a single thing.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Damn, dude, where the fun?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Where's the printer?
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: It just on the floor.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Scene.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: It's a tough scene at the.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Apartment in your house.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: No, I have one, but yeah, what do you even
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: use it for? Nothing?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: But my way is for return labels. Yeah, because the
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: shopping shopping.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: Should be shopping, yes, but you know what, if they
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: be shopping, it'd be better if they be returning.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: That is good because it's really not even about the shopping. No,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: it's about the buying.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: It's about the economy.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, shop, I don't the psychological.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I were to return, I would return. I
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: would have returned to that gaming laptop weeks ago, a
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: week ago, the day I got it.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: That was how much would you sell that to me
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: for right now, I.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Would sell it to you for like twenty five hundred,
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: two thousand, said twenty five hundred.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: How much? How much did you buy it for? Five thousand? No?
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: No, less? How much around? No, significantly less. I bought
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: it for around that.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: So you're trying to sell to me for face value.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to take it off your day.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: It's unused.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I don't I'm trying to take it. I'm looking for
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: this shit is brand. I'll do twelve hundred.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: It's great at YouTube.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I need really fast YouTube.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: I mean you can watch any.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: YouTube I need for NOTESAP and YouTube, so that would
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: be amazing.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: That's all I've literally the only thing I've used it
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: for is YouTube and notes.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only appset.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: And it has a fifty seventy TI graphics card in it,
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: which is for like pretty much the like it's one
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: of the best graphics cards that you can buy. Damn,
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: that's that's too bad.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Francis, you should get it. I bet you'd figure
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: out like a use four just because you are a
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: true gearhead.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: You could probably like set your coffee up with it,
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: like you know, I'm I'm look I'm a gearhead in
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: terms of the old ways, like the wheel, I like
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: the the knob, I like I like the old things. Yeah,
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: I've moved away from technology. I like high end Amish lifestyle.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, like a like a good like you got
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: to get one of those, like.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: A churn to churn, I would be against it.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: My grandparents have like eight of them.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: There's nothing better than making a smoothie using a like
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: a winch.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Like one of those mashers.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: If I were to throw carrots, kale, celery, pair all
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: that in and then there was a boothie and then
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: take a thing where I have to spin the thing down. Oh,
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: I see, and it just lowers slowly and passes all
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: the juice out of it. That is really, really nice.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: So why don't you buy one of them?
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Because I'm trying not to buy anything.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: These they're thirty thirty eight dollars.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: I'm on a little bit of a moratorium of buying.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: You just bought a coffee maker that was two hundred
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars, and that's why I'm sitting out for a little.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: I'm by camps. You got to cool your jet.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: I'm on the same I'm on the same wavelength right now,
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: he's playing with his toy.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: If I I gotta go to the UK next week,
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: can't fly. I can't get a bed because I bought
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: this dumb ass, fucking laptop.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: How are you getting there? Flying on? What a plane?
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: And what's the seat?
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: What seat am I sitting in?
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: What kind of a class cabin? Are you in coach?
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Are you really?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Well, would you have a window seat?
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: I don't, I don't even I don't think so. It's
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: like thirty six e.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Have you have you booked the flight? No? This is Marstol,
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: looked it like for it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was going to upgrade the upgrade. It
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: is so expensive.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Dude, you get an upgrade that you're diamond brother.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: It's United?
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love United, I actually love United. Yeah, they're
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: so great.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: I'm really glad you were finally fucking eating the shit
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: you threw me into.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's just if I didn't buy the gaming laptop,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: why one thousand percent would have upgraded?
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Do you remember when you said that you would pay
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: for me to set first class because you had gotten
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: me demoted. Yeah, yeah, I'll take the laptop.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: That's not going to be that trade off. I thought,
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: where you are you going somewhere this weekend?
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: You're talking? You said all my flights?
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that has nothing to do with the laptop.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's the same price. It's actually would be
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: a deal for you, for you way less.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: What are you talking?
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: You have to buy the standard flight and I'll upgrade
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: you to first class. It's gonna be like one hundred
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: and fifty bucks for how long this year? Do you
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: have any any clue what you're talking about?
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: There? It will be there's got to be some sort
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: of limit the year.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Well, it would only be barstool of flights, Yes, only
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: barstool flights. But it depends on where you're going. What
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: do you if you're going to Venezuela or some shit.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not spending ten grand to get you there.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: We're going to Ireland?
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: No, No, no international?
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Why not? I would have had that. That's what you
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: got me demoted from. You'll still get it. You're still
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: gonna get it.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: They're gonna give it to you anyway, don't they have
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: to for those long ass flights. I don't know, man,
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not, I'm not Ireland.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Watch you just fucking square.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: No, he's got to pay you back, even if it's domestic.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: So if it's not domestic, if it's domestic, and like
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: in exchange for those you get them like a couple
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: of weekends as many foreign trips, then you have to
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: get those like like Denver flight. Yeah, as opposed to
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: that for a weekend.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Let's say like Denver you get you get the standard
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: and then however much it is to upgrade to first
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: class one hundred bucks, three hundred bucks, I'll pay it.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: I'll pay it. I bet you going off such better
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: with giving me the laptop. I don't think so, yes,
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: because then I'm know how many flights have you taken
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: this year for for barstools or total?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Sure with a couple weekends thrown in, like two weekends
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: thrown in for international trips.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fair.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: Uh, I can't for for barstool mostly, I don't know,
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: five six eight, something like that. Okay, it's a little
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: bit more than I was anticipating.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: And that's the we're not even We just finished the
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: first quarter of the year.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Been to Chicago a couple like twice, and they were
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: flying they're flying you in coach and you used to
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: fly first Oh. Absolutely, I got you. For Chicago, I
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: got you. I'm not actually going to hold you. That'll
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: be the deal. Chicago, I got you. I don't would
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: never expect you to actually do that. I don't care.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you right now. For Chicago, I got you.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean you're not even gonna be can that
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: a TV?
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: No? Eight hours sitting?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: No, No, I'm saying. I'm saying on Chicago, first class flights.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: There oh TV?
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Your flight to Birmingham is not going to be eight hours,
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  Speaker 5: it's going to be it's gonna be five and a half. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to London.
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  Speaker 5: Go to London and then a jumper from there to
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  Speaker 4: Oh it's two hours.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, it's going to take two hours for you to
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Do you have time in London to go to a musical?
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  Speaker 4: That's what we're well, no, not in a musical, but
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  Speaker 5: Is your mom coming? No?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Is anyone from her sewing circle coming?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: No one, No one related to me is going.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Are you not seeing the musical? Because you wouldn't do
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: that without her?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: I would.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would never go to a musical without my mother.
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  Speaker 5: I agree. That seems fair because that's that's your thing.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the only reason I would ever go to one.
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• 1:00:38
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• 1:00:40
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  Speaker 4: Did that Amy Winehouse movie ever come out? And that
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: everyone was like freaking out about being like, they can't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: make this.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: They have my Rootolph playing uh Amy Winehouse in that movie?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Real, I think?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: So. Did you see that the cast for White Lotus
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: was announced?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: No, you're not in it?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Oh that is sickening.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Why would you bury the lead? I know that's so history.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: How hurd are you?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: Well? I saw I'm pretty sure that my the role
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: I auditioned for went to like a guy who's That's
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: what happened to me, some fucking like huge breakout star actor. Yeah,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: that's what happened to me. And I was telling myself
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: the whole time. I was like, White Lotus, they do
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: cast people who are lesser known.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: I'm honestly surprised to catch people right on the way up.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: You know, yeah, I thought you would get something, to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: be honest, Well, I don't know, I mean maybe not
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: The guy uh I don't living Ludwig.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: That guy would look like the guy that I would
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: have been. We would have been trying for the same role.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: You know what, I think you need to get into
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Francis Is looks maxing.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Oh it could be this guy. Yeah, would you be
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: willing to hit your face with a hammer, A little hammer,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: not like super hard, just be like think.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just sort of crushed the bones a little bit
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: and rebuild them.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, that woman's pretty.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: That would have been your love interest brother, the whole you.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Guys probably would have ended up together in real life,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: but not anymore.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: No, no, moss, uh is this.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Really the cast and you couldn't get in?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: What would you do? Chameleon? Camiln in it?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: What would you if your name showed up? And like,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: like Mike hadn't called you back yet?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I got news.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: I got good news, Like you're not getting Camille's in it? Really? Yeah? Skip,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: That's why I brought this up. Is Rob mclehenny in
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: it too? I saw him in that white Oh Mary
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: Kumel was Yeah, he played Lincoln amazing.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah has Lincoln, Yeah, fruity Lincoln. But that Yeah, my
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Rudolph is gonna be merry And that would be a
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: nice play to take your mom too. It's not a musical.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: It's not a musical time, it's a play.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: When can I hang out with your parents? I think
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go home for my birthday? Do you want
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: to do it together? Because we're close. I mean we're
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: all close, but you and I are especially close. When's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: yours twenty fifth? Yeah, here's the thirtieth, twenty sixth of March. Yeah,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: now he's twenty fifth of April. Yeah, and your April
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: fourth fifth?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Sink good to Mayo?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Sinko to Mayo.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: Also Easter, Oh yeah, maybe Easter barbecue.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: M you guys think Skip. I was gonna say something nasty.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: I decided I don't feel like it. It's really been
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: practicing positivity lately.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Who is it going to be towards Israel?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, do you think who's gonna rise
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: from the ashes?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: I thought? People think he's dead?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Yahoo?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the nassy about that?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but people think he's dead. I have
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: you guys been keeping up on like the AI videos?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: People think everybody's dead. People think Trump's Trump's dead?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Do they? Oh?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm sure someone does.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: They said, because that's that thing on his neck, he
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: like a rash on his neck.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got a bunch of shit, But I think
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: that's from taking like a bunch of aspirin.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: From the peptides.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: Did you see that movie? I don't know what it
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: was called, but it had Kevin uh Kleine playing the
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: President of the United States where the president dies and
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: he's like an impersonator.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: White Hot, White, White House Down, Dave.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Did you ever see? Yeah? That does a great movie.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I mean he looks just like him. Yeah, he's very
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: presidential too.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a really good movie. Have you guys
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: ever seen what is this movie that I was that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: I was? The Kingdom of Heaven? Yeah? Is it good? Yeah?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about the one about Saudi Arabia with
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: Jamie Foxx? And uh, I don't think so. No, that's
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: the Kingdom. Kingdom of Heaven is like medieval times. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: I never saw that. It's got Liam Neeson in it.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know who's in it. Bloom is in it.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: I keep on seeing clips of it and I was like, should.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: I watch it? And that was fledged is it?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: No, it's not.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: I never saw the Kingdom of Heaven. The Kingdom is
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: a good movie.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: City of God is good, Children of Men is good.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: God.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: It's great. Syriana Griana Syrianni is a terrible coach.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: You're fucking dumb. You're still in power with that Harvard ship.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: He remember eighteen and eighty one on the side.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: I wore the ships to the gym yesterday. Had a
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: lot of people looking.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this feels like there's a there's a certain privilege
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: when you when you're walking around and.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: The official gear, that's official gear, that's that was brought
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: out of the equipment closset. I'm not kidding you, no,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: I believe you. That is only worn by players and me. Yeah. Well,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: let's put it this way. If you're going to continue
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: to wear that iron it out, you need to start
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: what is it wrinkled? No, no, no, no, don't make
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: him self conscious. He will stop wearing it. Is it wrinkled?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: I want you to wear this every day that we
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: record for the next like fucking year. Stops.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Pretty bad, pretty banged up. You got your you got
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: your Strafford on of.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Course, most supporting of Strafford.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they got to send me some more gear.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I think there's that other hoodies in that box.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: Really, we got more gear over there. Yeah sick, sweet,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: I'll have to look through that, but yeah, fucking sick.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: I wore my Harvard gear to the gym, and it's
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: definitely getting a lot more looks than usual.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: Can I come on one of these apartment tours with you?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: There's no there. They're so pointless and unhelpful that like, now,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: like dude, this guy.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: You need you need to spend sometimes you need to
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: see fifteen apartments. Yeah, I know, that's how it works.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Or the one that I saw today was I mean,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: it was just like it was like funny, how pow done.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: It's never gonna be the first one though, that's you
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: got to get the first.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: One out of the way.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: The one the place I live at right now is
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: the first place I looked.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: That's so lazy, I know, and not even threaten anything
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: else to beat it out.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: It was the best option by a mile.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: You looked at more apartments, or it was just the
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: first one.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: The first one, the one that I lived, the where
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: I live right now was the first place I looked at.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Did you look at a second places?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: I literally like that.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: I left that and I was like, let's can I
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: sign it today?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: And we saw it that day to not shop at all.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: It ended up working out lived there for what four years?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I guess, but you would have lived anywhere that you saw.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: I knew that place was going to be good.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: You need more space to put your clothes on the floor.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: I need more space for a lot of things.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: How do you put your clothes flat on the floor,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: but then they're also balled up?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: You have all this Harvard year now you need more room.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: I need way more room.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: You need to be able to say, like, where's my
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: Harvard Oh there it is, lying completely flat on the
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: floor of my bedroom. I'm gonna get some. I'm gonna
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: get some to Paul gear for us.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I'll bring the Steak gear.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: Boys.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want you both wearing some Penn Steaks.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: I would love to.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: It's it's the new it's the Nike shirt that says
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Joe Pot didn't know.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Joe Pot had no idea, so leave Yeah, gave
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: me one of those.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: I would wear that gladly free Joe Pa.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: God rest his soul. Joe Pot had no idea and
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: so just like drop it.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm always down to rock. Some new gear like
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: a Penn State gear would be huge. I'm gonna hit
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: up to Paul see if they lacrosse club can send
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: some stuff out and.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Then you're gonna bring Francis.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: To the gym, and then we're gonna go to the
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: gym together. Yeah, I'll break you. Yeah, that's why I'm
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: not really like I'm gonna break you. Like I need
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: to be in the right mindset to be broken in
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: the gym. Like when I went to Detroit, I was
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: ready to be broken, and I broke my at.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: The hotel gym. You broke yourself. I can't break it.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: The hotel down, broke down.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's possible. Yeah, with like the medicine
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: ball or like.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: The no it was the yoga bl Where to god,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: it was the nicest hotel gym I've ever been in.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. The best hotel gyms are in hotels that also
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: have residential parts to them. Oh yeah, and then the
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: residents and the hotel guests share the gym. Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: This one was me and one other person, which sucks.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Never want to have another person in there. You want
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: the space to yourself.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: The whole gym. You need it all to your site.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: It's pretty small. I like to when I'm in the
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: gym and there's one other person in there, I just
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: go especially if they're on the treadmill, I go right
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: next to them, and then whatever their numbers are, I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: go point one higher, Yeah, across.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: The board, one incline higher, one incline higher.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: If they're at six point zero, I'm at six point one.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I was at ten.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: At eleven, yeah, I would have been at ten point five.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: I hate the incline on ten, and.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't have broken eye contact. You'd just be staring
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: at him as you fucking walk.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: That's right until he I go I go to the gym,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: Like when I'm on the road, I'll go to the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: gym and I'll I'll go to the incline treadmill and
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: then I'll just pull up like Michael Jordan highlights and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: just watch them on my phone. That's pretty good, like
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: motivational speech is playing over it.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd pull up Lebron highlights really really next to you, Ron,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: and I'd be like, here's my goat. Yeah, if you
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: were peeing at and there were like a line of
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: ten yurnals, I wouldn't just pee in the one next
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: to you. I'd actually come and piss in the same one.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: I would pull up and be like, look at the pressure.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: I'm powerwashing this thing.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: You'll literally never catch me at a journal. I'm a
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: stall pisser strictly.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you need a toilet, you stand up at a stall.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you put the seat up.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: No no, he doesn't know.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: You just destroy his stall seats.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: No, no, I'll wipe it down if I have to.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, you will never absolutely, in no world, absolutely pissing
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: a stall. Piss on the seat and be like, I
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: gotta make that nice for the next there's there's a
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: shit ton of piss already on it.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Absolutely not. If there's no piss on it, I do
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: it every time.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Why don't you pick it up with your foot?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: Because I just grew up in a house where it
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: was mostly women, and I never did. I don't even
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: do that at my own apartment, but I would. Toilet
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: seat has never been up.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: For the sake there women, I raised the seat.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Wait, white your's toilet seat down every day at your
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: own apartment?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's so, probably like five times a day.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Because you don't want to bend over at the beginning
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: to pick it up, so you wait until the end
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: to bend over and also.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: Have to you're hoping to throw a perfect game.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you're Nolan Ryan. You're a fucking double
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: a relief pitcher.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: You're hoping to not have any hit the toilet seat
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: at all, which does happen quite often.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: No way, it happens often, it does.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: But then of course there is the off chance where you.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Have how many perfect games you throw in a year?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: A year? Yeah, I would say I throw like three
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: or four day?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: No way?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, unpeed on toilet seat.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: Like morning never a perfect game, of course, not never,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: usually a mess.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: Why wouldn't you second piss of the day. Why would
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: you lift the seat for the morning one? Then at
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: the least, if you know you're gonna piss all over
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: it and you're gonna have to clean that up, why
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: don't you fucking lift the seat?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I really just like I don't really
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: ultimate micro laziness.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah I get I don't think it's a micro laziness.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: I think I just don't really care because I've just
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: been doing it like that my whole life.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: But like the like never you will bend over. That's
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: a piece of work that you don't want to do
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: at the beginning. So you're like, maybe I'll be perfect,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: but you've never been perfect, And so you have to
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: bend over later on and bend over to get toilet
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: paper and bend over to wipe it off. It's like
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: four more moves that you have to do just because
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: you don't want to do the first move.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: I just, I don't know, I don't know what.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: Like, I remember one time we recorded the podcast in
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: my apartment and one of you guys pissed in my
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: bathroom and you left the toilet seat up, and I remember,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: like vividly being mad than the toilets he was up.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: When I came back in, I was like, oh, no,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: it stays down here.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: I would never pee in your apartment.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: You definitely have.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: No I haven't have you ever used your toilet you definitely.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: His penis has never touched open, like thirty episodes ago.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: I know, But I just, I mean, I went in
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: there and just could tell, like this, this guy's been
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: fucking peeing all over the place. The fumes from his
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: urine will climb up my nostrils. Dude, For what it's worth,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: like there is something to me to be said about
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: how you almost have you can be a little less
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: considerate about who's coming to use the bathroom after you
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: if you know, it's just meant so if it's a
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: single sex bathroom, your own bathroom, whatever, But the fact
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: that you did that in a household full of women.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: But that's why I'm so good at cleaning up every
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: single time, because they would yell at.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Me, and that means it all over. If they're yelling
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: at you, then they are then you're not good at it.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Well, they yelled at me when I mean I was
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: probably like a child. It's not like when I go
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: home now, my mom's like, did you wipe off the
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: toilet seat?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: But did your Did they not say lift the seat? No?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: I don't think we ever really, like, I don't know
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: if my dad doesn't have to ask him.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Your mom was like, we understand that you are incapable
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: of lifting the seat, so we're gonna work with what
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: we've got, and you need to be very, very.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: More mad. When they got in and then they went
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: to sit down and there was no toilet.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Seat, But why don't you put the toilet seat down?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: It's like, lift the toilet seat, Pete, put the toilet
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: seat down. That's that's still three acts.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: That's what you guys do. That's the prescription for polite men.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: That is what we are supposed to do.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: Every time you go, you piss, you lift it up,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: you piss, and then you put it back down.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: If I'm in the every time, if I'm in the
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: men's bathroom at an airport or a fucking stadium or something,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: I'm not I'm using the toilet. I know, if the
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: toilet seat is up, I will pee and put it down. Yeah,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: that's fine, that's like, yeah, men, men are using this thing,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: and if you're gonna take a ship, you gotta do
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: what you got to do to prep for that. Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: Single sex, excuse me, single use co ed bathrooms. Yeah,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: I am fully honoring the the nightmare it is to
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: be a woman where you have to sit down every
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: time for both.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: So what do you think the reason is behind? Like,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: are you saying you're doing this because like, like, what
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: am I doing wrong?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: You're not being an empathetic, You're not being a considerate person.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: But how I'm not. I'm not leaving piss everywhere ever.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: Honestly, dude, I think that no matter how.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: You don't want the piss on the toilet seed in
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: the first place, is what you're saying.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: Correct, No, matter how you clean it, like you're still
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: pissing all over the surface. Yeah, yeah, I get to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: that will be used presumably by people. Yeah, I could see.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I could see the It's more that I've like have
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: assessed the laziness in my own life of like.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: The type of but it's not a laziness.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: But you're you're like, it's it's laziness by like not
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: thinking of it.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: It's not like it's not something I think of because
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: I've never I've literally been doing this my entire night.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: But it's just like, how can I move through my
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: day more efficiently?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: Every once in a while, we just I don't even
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: like I'll be honest, like if I'm at my apartment,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: like I don't even flush the toilet after I piss sometimes,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Like I'm just gonna go right back in and piss
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: in two minutes. I piss like every ten minutes at home,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: drink a lot of fluid.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: You're this is gross.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: Well, that's it's my own space. I'm allowed to do
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: whatever I want. But don't tell us I could shit
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: in there and not flush it if I wanted to know.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like it's not a late like if
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: you want to see lazy, Like that's lazy. Not flushing
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: the toilet after you piss that's lazy. But I'm wiping
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: the toilet down every time.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just uh, I mean you should just like
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: if you're worried about touching it, just like you should
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: be able to do all of it with your foot. Like, yeah,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: we get the Japanese.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: This is an extension of you filming yourself in your
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: outfits instead of doing the one hour of work it
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: would take to buy a mirror and hang.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: It that like, yeah, I guess a million smaller, more
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: annoying movements than one.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: It's not it doesn't even bother me. It doesn't bother
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: me at all. I don't even think about it. No, maybe,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: but maybe you it's not like, let's I'm not just
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: like pissing all over like it'll be like a drop
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: of pins.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: This is what you do now, I'm not.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: You realize I'm not hosing down the bathroom.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: You realize you've admitted, You realize you've admitted something that
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: goes against a consensus, and then you start sort of
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: mitigating the act. This is what when you realize one, yeah,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: I'm driving one hundred and forty eight miles an hour
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: in the left lane and people are needing me to move.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: This is I'm I don't.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not as passionate about this one as I was
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: the left lane can or the what was the other one?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: This isn't the hill you want to die on the
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: pissed toilet seat.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: It's just one that I'm You're not You're not gonna
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: be able to sway me.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: No, just try it.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: It's like telling someone who's been wiping front to back
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: to start wiping back to front. It's like you're never
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: gonna train like they've been doing it their whole lot.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: But that's just for you, whereas to change this would
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: benefit you and the person that comes after you. By
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: the way, whoever in your own bathroom, I agree to
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: do it however you want, do whatever you want, yeah.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or just use a urinal thing like if you
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: if you don't give a fuck that this is all
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: caused by you not wanting to use a urinal.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: Look, I could go into the bathroom and piss, and
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: that's why it is completely You're just are created for
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: this like problem.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: We don't want to have to deal with toilet sees
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: putting them up on them like that's a rare thing
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: that we have.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or you could just say I'm gonna I also
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: never have to deal with that because I don't never
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: goes up or down.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: Why why don't you pee in urinals? Because I have
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: a shy bladder. Well what if it's what if it's
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: like a single use bathroom and there's a urinal. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: of course you'll use the urinal.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I do something a little bit weird where
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: I piss all over the handle that you have to flush.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: Then you wipe it, how you deflect it off the
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: handle into the bowl?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Unclean.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: I don't like to piss right into the bowl.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: You've been doing it your whole life. My angle grew
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: up in a house full of people that peede on
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: the handle.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: It's just how we've always done it. I've always been peeing.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: You just use one full roll of toilet paper to
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: clean it off every single time.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: You are a very eccentric cat, and I love these
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: things about you. But I do think that there is
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: an easier life if for you, if you would consider
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: breaking some of these habits.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll give it a try. I'm willing to. Uh,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: I'm willing to learn.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Adapt put the toilet seed up, piss and then put
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: it down. Yeah, I just or leave it up and
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: have other people mad at you. Who gives a fun
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: is the same as sitting in the left lane. What
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: does it matter?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd almost rather you do that.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: I really would really leave it up. That's say you're
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: a woman. You're say now you're you're a girl, because.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: Then then a woman just puts the seat down and
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: it's not pissed all over.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: But yeah, but now instead they're touching the first of all,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: the bottom of the seat.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: No, we with under put it on the you grab
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: the top of it. You can do a little that's ass.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: That's gooch.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: You're grabbing. If you're doing that, there's nothing you can
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: say that will make I think any hypomanic way to
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: do it that you piss all over the seat and
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: then you're like, oh, I've done it again, as I
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: always do. Good thing, I've got fucking a beach towel
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: handy to my pissed pal.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: Now now now you're twisting words and you're adding ship,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: I'm using toilet paper or a dude wipe perhaps.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: And you're wasting a dude wipe.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: On that I have, I have, yeah, what what?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: What? How? How much? And then what do you do
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: with the toilet paper? So there you go, blush it
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: down the toilet. Wait, opposed to what I wasn't put I'm.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: Still you eat it right, save it for a rainy day, don't.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: You dare make me the weird one here, we're we're
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: diagnosing your fucking neurosis here. So so you I was
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: wondering if maybe you pissed all of the seat, flushed
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: and then wiped and then threw it in and flushed again. No, no, no,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: it's one fluid motion, you say, I've I'm you know
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: over here.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: Pissed up a little bit on the seat, grab a
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: little tp, give it a full. That's the thing too.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: I don't even just hit the sweet spot, hit the
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: whole thing.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: You got to go both directions, of course, of course, of.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Course I'm going both directions. And then it's done, and
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: then it's over, and and then and then the toilet
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: seats already down, and no one had to grab it,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: No one had to touch the toilet seed with their
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: bare hands.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: Do you know though? That also? Like now you understand
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: really quick though that when you just wipe the piss
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: off the seat. You're not like sterilizing the seat.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: No, no, But also you're not sterilizing the seat either.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: Ever, this toilet seed is probably cleaner by me never
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: coming into any contact with it with my piss.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: You don't think you're your raw ass hitting the toilet
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: seats making a little dirty.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: The world has accepted that we all shit and sit down. Yeah,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: and that we had that conversation already. The backs of
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: my legs are clean. So you think there's never been
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: a page in the guide book of life that said
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: that one had to wipe down unless you.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: I don't think on this seat that I don't think
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: this is as uncommon as you guys think.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: I just think it's inefficient. It's something that can we hear?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: Can we hear from you guys? Just really quick?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: You just pissing the toilet exactly?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: Do they all do it?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: They're all on my side?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: This is crazy.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Just back to seatlifter, seat lifter.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, wow, this is tough. If you you do,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: you do what he does, not.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Do it offiss. This is fascinating pissed.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have thought that I was the oddball on
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: this one stuff. But I've been wrong before.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: I don't think that too many people are going to
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: be like.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: You don't fucking piss everywhere? What francis you put the
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: seat up and then down? Scum bag? What a loser.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised, I will say. I mean, I grew up
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: in a house of women too, so that was where
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: I learned that I was barked at, like put the
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: seed up, yeah, yeah, then put it back down. Yeah.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Women do act like putting the seat down themselves is
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: like like you had to, like they were held at gunpoint. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: that is true, or that they have to like fucking
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: flip a bale of hay.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't know.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: You don't even know how heavy a toilet seed is.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: No idea.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you. It's like that people are like
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: how much just a gallon of milk?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Wet?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: How much as a gallon of milk?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: How much?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: Is? How much is a toilet sea way?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: No idea, never touch on like sixteen pounds or something.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Probably the gallon of milk thing is a little odd.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Are we trying to what time is it? We trying
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: to wrap this up?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: No? We we finally found our groove. I was gonna say.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: The gallon of milk thing is always funny to me
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: when people are like like the Kardashians always like I
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: just want to know how much a gallon of milk?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: Like I don't know normal, Like no one knows that.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: Who's keeping track of that?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: Of how much it weighs?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: A gallon of milk costs?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: Oh costs? Yeah, it's like every time.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: You go to the grocery store, you're like up a
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: cent today.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: I think when it when it jumps from three dollars
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: to five dollars, the squeeze happens to America. Real good
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: hard work in American families.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: That makes sense.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: But it must be nice to live in your privileged
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: bubble or you just have no idea I have.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: I have legitimately, I've never bought a gallon of milk really, Yeah,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: I pay someone to do it. I just don't drink milk. Yeah,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: I'm not just slaming milk, and I don't think the
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: Kardashians are either, So why would they get ultimate?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: It's the ultimate flex. Gas goes up doesn't affect me,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Milk goes up doesn't affect me.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but is milk going up and down like that,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: like it's like a yeah video really when Trump bombed
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: all the cow farms in Iran, Yeah, yeah, the cost
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: of milk went.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: Milk's gonna skyrocket from there.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: That's how the beef started.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: But then then the good thing, the good thing that.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: I really didn't even mean it like that, just their
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: cows are sacred.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: The good thing that you can do there, though, is
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: just not drink milk. I just think it's a funny
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: one that everyone uses.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: I agree.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: I think the cost of specific groceries, Yeah, I don't
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: see people upstanding either if they're just like, you're just
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: gonna pay for it.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: I usually hear this more with a cardon of eggs
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: than a gallon of milk.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm all Like in Succession, there's that
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: scene where we're the the main guy, the logan. He's
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: asking everyone how much as a gallon of milk? They
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: don't know, and he goes, I'm surrounded by snakes and morons.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Four bucks.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess, But that's the that's the thing. It's like,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: I don't if Logan Roy asked me that, I don't
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: think I'm in this financial bracket of not getting getting
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: to know and what not having to know what a
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: gallon of milk costs. But I think I would just
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: simply say I don't know. Well, logan, I don't know.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: I don't have the answer for how about gas?
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: You know how much gas costs?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: I mean that goes up all the time. But I
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: think Diesel just hit six. That's actually true.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Let's go, So you're tapped in three fifty six. Okay,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: you're not taped in.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: Not tapped in. I swear, I swear I heard that
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: Diesel just got it.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: Diesel hit six. That's how we'll know if he's tapped in.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: It's in a CDL network.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: Swear I could have seen diesel.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: Six.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: Oh oh no, it just hit over.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it must have. Diesel's almost at six Diesels, Diesels,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: it's getting close to six, and you know it's only
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: gonna keep going up.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, as long as this war continues.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: Two wars. New York state average is that six twenty
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: five five? Oh, that's the New York average that hasn't.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: Considered so some places at six. In the city, it's
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: probably six.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, fuck you boys wouldn't know that.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: Well, he is an electric car, so he has no
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: reason to know it.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: But I have a tractor.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: He's the school bus.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: We used the tractor to ply the driveway. Yeah where
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, oh, okay has four gears.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: Well, then by that means I have a tractor as
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: well and a car.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: No, you don't have a tractor. You have a tractor not?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: Actually no, why would you say that. No, I think
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: my parents have a John Deer.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: No they don't. They used to ride a riding mower.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: At most. We had a We had a bucket loading
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: like real four gear tractor.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: You had to drive it.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: I told you this. My dad used to ply the driveway.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: We would tie sleds to the back and basically water
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: ski behind the fucking dangerous up and down our long driveway,
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  Speaker 5: and then we went and we would you can't control
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  Speaker 5: where you're going, And he'd go around a curve and
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  Speaker 5: we would just keep going straight towards the tree. At
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  Speaker 5: the last second we'd all yell bail oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Now remember that sleds were all get tied up around
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  Speaker 5: the tree. We'd unwind them, reset them in the middle
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  Speaker 5: of the driveway, and off we'd go again. It's fun.
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  Speaker 5: It was the best time in my life, I had
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  Speaker 5: a great father.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that how we do? The Kennedy's died.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Kennedy's are always dying in weird fucking ways
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 1: They were like riding behind their dad's track in the
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  Speaker 1: name they got launched in the tree.
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  Speaker 4: Like one of them died in like a fucking like
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  Speaker 4: kayaking accident or some shit. They're always just what's the
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  Speaker 4: CIA kills them? No, one just casually dies like.
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  Speaker 5: This, often skeed into a tree. The CIA must fucking
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  Speaker 5: hate the Kennedys.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think that they love that. They're like fish
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  Speaker 1: in a barrel.
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  Speaker 4: You think they're probably like another or a little more
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  Speaker 4: of them, give me forty years.
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  Speaker 5: They're like we've been trying to kill them for so
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  Speaker 5: long and they just keep coming back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you think they're like the Nemes like it in
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  Speaker 1: like a Marvel movie. Yeah, they're just unstoppable, dude, They've
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  Speaker 1: killed I.
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  Speaker 5: Think I think the CIA.
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  Speaker 4: I read something yesterday it was like the CIA is
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  Speaker 4: killed over five hundred Kennedy's.
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  Speaker 1: Kennedy's are just coming in waves. It's like those simulations
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  Speaker 1: where it's like five hundred Kennedy's or twenty five shreks
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  Speaker 1: storm with at each other.
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  Speaker 5: It is crazy, though, if you look into it, there
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  Speaker 5: a lot of them have died in weird ass ways. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's true.
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  Speaker 4: One of them was shot in Houston.
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  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 5: True. I guess that was the Prep. Yeah, that was JFK.
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  Speaker 1: That was Dallas, Dallas, Dallas.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want I thought it was in Houston.
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  Speaker 1: You've never been to Dallas instead on the X.
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  Speaker 4: I've been to Dallas so many times, and I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if I've ever actually been to Dallas. I've been
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  Speaker 4: in all of the surrounding areas spread out.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be in Houston in April. I have Slash Francis Hollis.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be at the Stress Factory in New Jersey coming
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  Speaker 5: up in April April tenth, Nice and the twelfth, or
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  Speaker 5: in the eleventh. I think I'll be at in Minneapolis
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  Speaker 5: this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: You boys do your taxes yet?
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  Speaker 5: Of course I handled that before January. First, brother, I
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  Speaker 5: have well, I haven't. I have so many fucking ten
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  Speaker 5: ninety nine's we get one from every club we perform at.
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  Speaker 5: You want me to put you in touch with my guy?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it might be time.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know all right, let's end.
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  Speaker 1: This all right.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you guys for listening. This has been a great episode,
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  Speaker 5: very fun.
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  Speaker 4: There was a long one. I had a great time though.
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  Speaker 4: We'll see you guys next week.
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  Speaker 5: Goodbye.