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National BBQ Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.18.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Puppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. By the way, we got this here. Who says
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beer? Beer. Beer. I love Plies. Dottie's one
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of the greatest songs ever. Me and my goats is
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a good band club. You know what the problem with
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Plies is? I know somebody that... There was a
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server at Ruth's. This is all a lie. But I knew
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someone that was a server at Ruth's, Chris. And
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you're not allowed to look flies in the eyes.
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You have to talk to his brother. You're a douchebag.
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Think you're better than people? Beer. You know
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what he says? Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer.
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Beer. Anybody know where I can find it, yo? He's
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talking about how he wants a female chef. So
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then you'll have to have the female chef talk
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to your brother through to get to you? Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, I'm gonna find it, yo. A female chef. It's
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so funny how when he's rapping, he sounds so
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coherent and so clear. And then when he's talking,
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he's like, yeah, yeah. This ain't it. Beep! Beep!
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Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! This fly is talking about
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his beer. You sound ignorant when you say beer.
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Now, I understand that the Tampa Bay area tried
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to claim him. But he's from Fort Myers. But he
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seems like a beer. Just being on it. I'm being
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on it. Speaking of this douchebag. After being
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tried for a third time on charges of rape, Harvey
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Weinstein's latest legal case once again ended
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in a mistrial. If there's anybody out there that
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thinks he's innocent, you are a stupid, moronic
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contrarian. Of course he's guilty. You're all
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a bunch of morons. What's not unanimous? We all
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know he did it. This is what drives me nuts about
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the judicial system in America. You always have
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the country. that view it differently. Of course
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he didn't. And he's walking in with his cane.
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Oh, look, he shot up. ...reports. Weinstein is
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accused of allegedly raping actress and hairstylist
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Jessica Mann in a New York City hotel room in
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2013. Loser! If you have to rape a girl, not
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only are you a failure in life, but you have
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no game. His lawyers claim the encounter was
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consensual. Probably wasn't. Something Jessica
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denies. No one wants to bang him. Looks like
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freaking Shrek. Actually, that's insulting to
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Shrek. Saying she resisted and repeatedly told
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Weinstein no during. You can always kind of tell
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if someone's lying or not, but her face, she
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looks traumatized. The incident. Jessica first
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told her story to a jury in 2020 when Weinstein
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pleaded not guilty. He was later found guilty
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of third degree rape and one count of criminal
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sexual acts in the first degree. Receiving a
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23 year prison sentence. If you think he's innocent,
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I don't want you to listen to my show. That conviction
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was overturned, however, four years later, after
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New York's highest court determined improper
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testimony had been allowed at trial. Oops! That
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is why you gotta make sure you bring legit evidence
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to court. Because sometimes it'll bite you in
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the ass! Every time! Case was retried in 2025,
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but the jury was unable to reach a verdict on
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the third -degree rape charge related to... Here's
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what I want to do. To anybody that found him
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innocent, I just want to bitch slap you. I just
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want to slap you. I think you're the worst. How
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could you think he's innocent? Would you let
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him marry your daughter? If so, you're a moron.
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There you go. Okay, this is an interesting headline
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here. So, here's the hottest girl. Oh, she's
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looking a little raggedy. Let's see what her
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TikTok name is. Uh, Slen Avet. Maybe that's her
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last name. She looks like she'd be, like, from
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Europe. Pretty girl. And it says on this video
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on Twitter, modern woman goes on a first date
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with Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Chris Davinsky
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and tells that he attempted to persuade her to
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go back to his place. Oh, my God. You're telling
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me an athlete wants to get his rocks off? No
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way. Breaking news. You're telling me that when
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you go on a first date with someone elite, they
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want to get laid? Breaking news! This is CNN
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breaking news. You're telling me guys like getting
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laid to hot -ass women? Call the presses! So
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here is this woman who's going to end up dying
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alone like me because she can't ever be happy.
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But what I'm saying to you is a guy wants to
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bang you. Whoa! No way! Heaven forbid! So, here
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she is. And this date was with a Pirates player.
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Ah, you have to name drop! Because without him,
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you're just another one! On a failed first date.
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I didn't go into this date thinking, like, he's
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going to be a really good guy, you know? Yeah,
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then why'd you go on a date? Because you wanted
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something to talk about. Because you're one of
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those women that can't afford a podcast little
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setup. You're trying to be like Alex. So what
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do you do? You do a selfie video in your car.
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What is it about today's modern women that they
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do videos in their front seat about how men suck
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and then wonder why men don't want to be around
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them? I had the right expectations. No, you didn't.
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If you had the right expectations, you wouldn't
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be making this stupid video. So I get to this
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date. We just got coffee. Very casual date. He
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referenced the... I'm going to tell you. I have
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never been laid off of a coffee date. That's
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the girl trying to get some caffeine. Maybe she's
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a little constipated and wants to poop. And the
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coffee will do. I can do it today. That ain't
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a date that you're getting left. I have never
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ever... I don't even know if I've had second
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dates from coffee dates. That's, hey, you want
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to go to Starbucks in downtown St. Pete for 10
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minutes? That, that, no, no. Holy Christmas,
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I stopped thinking he's getting his rocks off
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from going to Starbucks. Ask me if my pants,
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I'm wearing cargo pants. Oh, yeah. Or those comfortable.
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I go, yeah. He goes, are they easy to get off?
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Oh, yeah. Although, if you were to bang in the
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bathroom, you'd have to get that four -digit
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code. I go, yep. Oh, you seem prude. You're probably
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one of those that thinks you need to use teeth.
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He dodged the bullet here. Sure. He goes, all
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right, nice, easy access. I go, oh, yeah. What,
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for on the fucking street right here? Yeah, what
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are you doing in the alley? So he starts referencing
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sex and stuff. Heaven forbid. You're a professional
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freaking athlete. You ain't with an MIT student,
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babe. Um, and then, and then he goes, he goes,
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let's have a staring contest. And let's... God,
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if that's your laugh, I wonder what you sound
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like during sex. Let's see, he goes, winner gets
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a prize. Oh yeah, you just sucked me off. I go,
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okay, if you win, what do you want? And he goes,
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he goes, a kiss. Oh yeah! My guy's aggressive.
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Of course. Of course it is. What are you supposed
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to do, honey? What are you supposed to do? You're
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on a first date with an athlete. What do you
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expect? He's going to want to talk about your
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social arts degree? Your liberal arts degree?
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What do you think he wants? He wants you. I said,
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get the fuck out of here. Second date. I don't
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want a fucking second date. You're a hick. You're
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a nine. It's never your fault. And you're wondering
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why you're in your mid -thirties because you
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look kind of old. It's not worked out for you.
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I don't want a second date. That laugh is annoying.
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So... So he... I hate myself. That's why I make
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this video, to get men's approval of how great
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I am. Shut up. So we can be like best two out
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of three. I go, okay, cool. So I lose, I lose
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the first one. Oh, she's making this video while
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driving. Real safe. I have contacts and naturally
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dry eyes, so I lose. And then, and then he goes,
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all right, let's add something to this. He goes,
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oh yeah, you're insane. It's iffy. She'd be perfect
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for like a morning show with fake prank calls,
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that fake laugh. So I lose. I lose the first
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one. I have contacts and naturally dry eyes,
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so I lose. And then he goes, all right, let's
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add something to this. He goes, if I win, I'm
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adding something to it. The back door. If I win
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this one, you have to drive me back to my place.
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This guy may play for the Pittsburgh Pirates,
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but he ain't got no game. Neither does she. She's
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an annoying broad. Don't get me wrong. I've had
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enough of you. Jace, why are you single? Because
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you're annoying. Mm -hmm. And you know why I
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have the authority to say that? Because I'm single,
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and I'm annoying, and I can call it like it is.
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Blah, blah, blah. Oh, wow. Let me press this
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button right here. Mm -hmm. Whatever's happening,
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all my haters can get at me. Like T .I. says,
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today is going to be a long show. Mm -hmm. I
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took Sunday off, and you know what I did all
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day? Had a panic attack. Attention, FM DJs. Your
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morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.
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And those are his good qualities. A sick person
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with a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour.
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Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom
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and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What?
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No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the
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whole program is going to start. Okay, we'll
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hit it. All right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3,
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2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with
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Hoppy. Be the hottest, such a bodice competition
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Microscopic, never copied I'm a giant rolling
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weed, up there we flying H -O -P -P -E H -O -P
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-P -E H -O -P -P -E H -O -P -P -E H -O -P -P
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-E H -O -P -P -E Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want
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a tchotchkes? Get some coffee? Oh, it's a little
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early. I got to get out of here. I think I'm
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going to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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got a case of the mundus. One more time. Uh -oh.
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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mundus.
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And again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got
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a case of the mundus. Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds
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like somebody's got a case of the mundus. Oh,
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don't I ever. Let me ask you something. When
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you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
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real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
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like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,
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man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass
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kicked saying something like that. It's time
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for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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Hoppy. Oh, yeah! Yeah! My freaking inbox blew
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up this weekend. Oh my god. So, first of all.
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I'm obviously in the beginning of this happy
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hour. I played the best of where I make fun of
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flies. Because he likes to say beer. Beer. And
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Selman said, I cannot believe you called out
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Ply. Who do you think you are? I did preface
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that by saying I'm a fan of his music. Don't
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leave me alone. Not really. I put my work out
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there to be critiqued, so it's fine. Next comment.
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I said that this has been the worst NBA playoffs
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of all time. Selman comments, think his name's
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Victor. Both Cavs series. in this playoffs have
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given me a heart attack. And my homie's in the
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hospital, so he doesn't need that. And then I
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shared this meme. Let me load up my Instagram
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so I can quote it. It shows the before and after
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of people on Ozempic. Like the black girl from
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Wicked and Ariana Grande. And it says reject
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Ozempic, embrace body fat. Then it shows two
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beautiful actresses. I'm not sure which ones
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they are. One might be Dakota Fanning, but they
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got like the little bump and you know when you're
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wearing a tight dress and you got the little.
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Well, I posted that on Instagram. I got nine
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likes, nine downloads, but I posted it on it
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automatically. It automatically goes to threads,
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right? And all of a sudden I'm getting like notifications
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that there's like, I don't know. 25 people responded
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to my picture. I'm like, that's cool. So I look
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at it. I have 1 .9. I have 1 ,900 likes, 85 comments,
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30 retweets, and 100 shares. And some of the
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comments were, thank you for defending people
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that have meat on the bones. You're the goat.
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And it is also said, someone wrote, it is sad
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that Hollywood has made people think they need
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to be skinny. So here I am embracing the booty
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meat. Now, hopefully today it can happen. But
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there's the man named Kevin. Actually, let me
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try it now. There's this guy named Kevin Wallish.
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A legend. I worked with him at 102 .5 The Bone
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in the promotions department. And then he ended
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up, he ended up, what do you call it? Being the
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promotions assistant to the GOAT, Mike Olivero.
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And now he works for the team for the Buccaneers.
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So he has a real job. I'm just kidding. I reached
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out to him because there was a story in the news
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about a couple, or not a couple, like 15 people
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in Vegas. They got stuck in an elevator for like,
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I don't know, 55 minutes. There was a time me,
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my former co -host AJ, and even Kevin's been
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on the show. Look up Kevin Wallish on YouTube
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and type in Ryan Hoppy because I don't think
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it's on this podcast feed because it's like 11
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years old. But we all got stuck in an elevator
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in like 2017 after an event. So what we're going
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to do is we're going to try calling him. Now
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this is unlike the Joe show where they call the
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cheater and within like five minutes or five
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seconds, the person picks up. This could fail
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on my face. We're going to try one time because
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we were supposed to do it a segment today at
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noon, but I had to make a few commercials at
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work. So let's try this. All right. Pop this
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up. Do, do, do, do. Oh, it's ringing. Good. Let's
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see if this goes well. If not, I'm fine. I'll
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just have a panic attack and go to celebrity
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news like I usually do. You know? You know what
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I mean, Jellybean? Oh, sure. We're only going
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to do one ring. I ain't going to blow up his
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phone twice. I don't want to bother him. I did
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tell him, too, that the 856 -494 -6773 is not
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a spam call. Your call has been forwarded to
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an automated voice messaging system. Seven. All
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right, let me pot this down. We're going to leave
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a voicemail. Eight, eight, nine, three. Yeah.
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Is not available. Oh, sure. At the tone, please
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record your message. When you've finished recording,
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you may hang up or press one for more options.
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Hey, Ken Walsh, Big Kev. It's Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
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Hour. I know we're supposed to do this segment
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at noon. I had to do some quick radio commercials
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and I lost track of time and I was wondering,
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I'm leaving you a voicemail live on my show.
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If you would want to call back this number and
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we can talk about the time we got stuck in the
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elevator nine years ago. Can you believe it's
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been nine years? Well, this voicemail is going
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on for 45 seconds and I think you get the point.
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Call me back. Bye. There you go. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
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We'll leave that open to see if he calls me.
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All right. Let's see what the hell's going on
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in celebrity news. Mm -hmm. What do we got here?
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Oh, Britney Spears. Interesting girl. She said
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she's on her way to the Devil Wears Prada 2,
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which my mom saw, and she's going to crush a
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Slurpee. She does not sound mentally well. I
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was talking to somebody the other day. I don't
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even know, like, how to word it. I don't know
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if I feel bad for her anymore. You're a 44 -year
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-old woman. I think you should have it figured
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out by now. Mm -hmm. What else do we got here?
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Brandi Glanville. I think she's one of the housewives.
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Mm -hmm. Here she is saying she's not supporting
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Spencer Pratt for L .A. Mayor, but he's got a
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chance to win. Spencer Pratt ads on television
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now for Mayor. They're like little mini movies.
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I'm not mad at it, though. They're kind of hilarious.
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Hilarious. Listen, I am pro -LGBTQ+. Whatever
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letters you need added, I'm pro. Why does every
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podcaster who is gay talk like this? Even though
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he's a Republican, let's not get into it, I feel
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like he could win. I think he's going to win.
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We put Arnold in there. We put, you know, Ronald
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Reagan as president. People love, like, somebody.
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Trump. Or Omarosa worked at the White House.
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Like, what the f**k? Donald Trump as president.
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We love reality. How did you not say that name
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first? Why did Arnold come to your mind? Oh,
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because you're so L .A. L .A. stars to be our
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politicians. But do we? All right. Man, she's
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doing that thing women do where they try to be
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empowering by not putting on makeup in public
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on a podcast. Oh, look at me. I look raggedy.
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That means my opinion matters more because I
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have the bravery to not look hot. There's body
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count footage showing a fugitive blowing fentanyl
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on a deputy's face. Of course, in Florida. So
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that's going around. Mm -hmm. Yeah. I never did
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cocaine. But in the world where I did with this
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fentanyl going on, I ain't doing that. Mm -hmm.
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Some dude says Speedy Morgan. Some guy named
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Speedy Morgan has a message for us. He's dropped
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three albums, and these verses are crazy. Oh,
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so it's about Drake. Crazy. Oh, so it's him reading
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the freaking Bible. Oh, wow. You're reading fiction.
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What about these verses? All right, cool, dude.
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I don't like the grift. It's so stupid. I'm going
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to look up who Speedy Morgan is. I don't know
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a Speedy Morgan. Mm -hmm. I know it's Speedy
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and Zones. Who is he? He's 31 years old. He is
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an on... I'm looking at his LinkedIn. He is an
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on -camera journalist from Queens. Oh, so he's
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like a freelancer. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Donald
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Trump doubles down on his recent comments that
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he doesn't think about America's financial situation.
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Yeah, because he's a jackass. Pundits. Of course,
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Fox News is interviewing like beta losers. Jumped
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all over this statement that you made the other
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day. You were asked when you were leaving. What
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is this? a little bit. The only thing that matters
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when I'm talking about Iran, they can't have
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a nuclear weapon. Oh, yeah. He just wants to
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start a war. Mm -hmm. I don't think about American
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financial situation. I don't think about... He
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literally said it. And all that matters is going
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to be like, see? But he's talking about the liberals.
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Mm -hmm. I think about one thing. He cannot let
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Iran have a nuclear weapon. The important stuff.
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I don't understand why he started the war. I
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don't know what he was trying to do. But we do
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have to remember that he's special. He's a narcissistic
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moron. So Russell Simmons went on a podcast and
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says he does not want to talk about being in
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the Epstein files. I want to find out what was
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your relationship like with Jeffrey Epstein because
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your name is in the files. A Ugandan model nigga
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wanted to give me her Bible. That's what's in
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the files. The problem is there's allegations
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that surround Russell Simmons. It's kind of hard
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to trust you. And Deepak Chopra wanted to ask
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if Jeffrey wanted to go to my house when Deepak
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was being honored. That's how I'm in the files.
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I'm tired and dying. Because we totally trust
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you. Bring that shit up. What is wrong with you?
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I don't know. He's being a journalist, jackass.
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I have never done anything on Russell Simmons.
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Innocent. So there's the guy, Jason Lee, who
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runs the Hollywood Unlocked page. And for some
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reason, he's some politician in Stockton, but
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he's also like an influencer. He did this thing
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where he's going after Peter Rosenberg, who I
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can't stand. I think Peter Rosenberg's a bitch.
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Mm -hmm. You should do, you should ask your friend,
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A $AP Rocky, what he feels about Peter Rosenberg.
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Ask him if he's a culture vulture or if he helped
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make his career. Well, let me say this. And he
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will say, Can you let him talk, Peter, you fucking
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moron? Oh, Rosenberg. Rosenberg is the guy who
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took my songs. God. Peter Rosenberg just has
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a bitch laugh face. Mm -hmm. And I'm sure if
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he ever heard that, he'd be like, it's because
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I'm Jewish. No, it's because you're a bitch.
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Young Dolph's fiance says killer sentence is
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not enough. He got 20 years following a plea
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deal. Yeah. That was sad when Young Dolph got
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shot. But most of these criminals, unless your
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name is, most of them don't get life in prison.
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Hell yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, that guy got life
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and now he's like asking for donations. He got
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life without parole. It's very confusing how
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he gets life without parole, but then young Dolph's
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killer gets like, I don't know what he is. Very
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fascinating. G Herbal reflects on losing his
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little brother. He says it changed his whole
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perspective on life, and now he's trying to work
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on generational wealth. Wow, I can't listen to
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that. Shut up! God, it sounds unlistenable. It's
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like when you turn on an iHeartRadio station,
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and they put on Get Low by Lil Jon, and it's
27:59
like, where it's supposed to be, It's like, And
28:05
it has the beat in the background, and it sounds
28:09
very strange. Actually, it sounds dirtier, because
28:12
it sounds like Lil Jon climaxing. It's like,
28:14
What are you doing? Charlize Theron says getting
28:21
married is not necessary. Hockey year, but I
28:24
think it's because I have found this freedom
28:25
in my 40s where I'm like, oh my God. Such a hot
28:28
piece of ass. So I just want to say this in perspective.
28:31
I've probably had three one night stands in my
28:34
entire life. Okay. But I did just recently fuck
28:38
a 26 year old. Oh yeah. And it was really fucking
28:41
amazing. You know, he went to Pantone. When you
28:47
have Charlize Theron, you know what? Fuck, yes.
28:50
Yes, and I've never done that. And I was like,
28:53
oh, this is great. Okay. I love older women.
28:58
Okay. Let me just say, that 26 -year -old is
29:00
a... Well, that audio is un -li -s -i -n -able.
29:04
Mm -hmm. They must not have been using the microphones
29:09
well that day. Ryan Garcia. Uh... says despite
29:15
getting for trade is not getting girls, Neon
29:18
is actually a player. Yeah, because he buys girls
29:20
things. You think any of these girls would be
29:24
talking to Neon if it wasn't for him buying them
29:26
$20 ,000 Birkin bags? Have you ever seen Neon
29:29
fuck a girl? That's my boy. Bro. Yes. That guy
29:32
fucks. No, it's insane. They try to clown him.
29:36
Because he buys them things. But he actually
29:38
has game. I don't know how he does it, but every
29:40
time. Yeah, because he's not a woman beater like
29:42
you. I see him. He just got two with him. I know
29:49
he would not want to listen to anybody's advice,
29:51
but he's got to be careful. Because if a girl's
29:56
hanging out with you because you got her a Birkin
29:57
bag, that's a little sketchy. One of Jake Paul's
30:02
staff unloads. on Clevek. Yo, you gotta lock
30:07
in. You gotta lock in. You don't gotta do anything.
30:11
I don't know what you gotta say. We could just
30:14
end this part of the stream. I don't know why
30:16
you think my advice is bad. No, I think you're
30:18
fucking asshole. Shut up, Jake. You bitch. Go
30:45
do another stage boxing match. It's kind of funny,
30:59
though, how he works for Jake Paul as he's trying
31:01
to act like he's above it. So there's something
31:07
weird going on with Candice Parker. It's just
31:09
not even that she's an annoying broad. It's not
31:11
even that. There's something to happen with her
31:15
and Charlie. There's those selfies of them looking
31:17
really close. I'm not saying they banged, but
31:24
there definitely was tension. She is obsessed
31:27
with talking about Charlie and Erica Kirk. I
31:34
remember meeting Erica at Del Frisco's. Oh yeah,
31:37
they were far enough to eat enough food. Did
31:39
Charlie introduce you guys? Was it with Charlie?
31:41
He wanted me to come meet her. excited to meet
31:44
her because she was giving him attention. And
31:48
what I mean by that is, you know, out of respect
31:51
for their marriage, I won't get into too much.
31:53
Whenever you say out of respect for the marriage,
31:55
you're already saying stuff, bitch. The time
31:59
before he met her, it's not offensive to the
32:01
marriage. It's like, obviously, people tried
32:03
to date before and he was trying. Duh! You bang
32:06
around. Yeah, Candace Owens just skinks, man.
32:20
Can you imagine being Candace Owens' husband
32:32
and she never talks about you? Maybe he wants
32:35
that, but she's, oh, he's talking about child.
32:38
chasing heart you know um because i liked her
32:42
a lot that the girl he was chasing and i knew
32:44
that she was gonna let him down because it was
32:46
very obvious that she wasn't into him and he
32:48
was heartbroken about it then tyler boyer sets
32:51
up this like i have this person for you to meet
32:53
and he comes and he's like oh she's a you know
32:56
a bit older and initially he was like i'm just
32:58
gonna use her to try to like get oh that marriage
33:03
is different get so -and -so jealous or whatever.
33:07
Can you imagine? Think about Charlie Kirk in
33:10
August. I know he was already talking about possibly
33:12
getting a replacement and there were quotes of
33:14
him saying that he was kind of scared for his
33:16
life, but can you imagine you die and the Republicans
33:20
view you as this heroic guy and you're speaking
33:23
your mind and you get shot and then the video
33:26
of you getting shot automatically plays when
33:28
you go on TMZ .com. You don't even have to click
33:30
on ads. And then your wife is going around. Like
33:34
making it about her and then there's Drewski
33:36
skits making fun of her and then she's hugging
33:38
J .D. Vance and then your so -called friend Candace
33:40
Owens is throwing you under the bus. I said this
33:43
and people did not like this. I'll say it again.
33:47
Because I kind of get a high from people not
33:48
liking me saying this. They were never your friends.
33:51
It would be like me dying for a radio show I
33:54
worked for. Mm -hmm. They were using you. You
33:58
had a ginormous audience and a huge influence.
34:01
Like the first date or whatever. And then she
34:04
was a bit more persistent in giving him the godly
34:07
spiel, and the messages, and I'm just going through
34:09
our messages, like, look, this is maybe what
34:11
God wanted me to have. God's not real. You know,
34:14
he was sort of wrapped in, you know, hooked on
34:17
that, because Charlie... Yes, I've got phonics.
34:20
...is a Christian. And so when I went to meet
34:22
her, obviously my first instinct as a woman was
34:25
that she was older than me, and I just thought,
34:28
that's kind of weird that she would be into Charlie,
34:29
because Charlie's quite young in those ways.
34:30
Um, Candace? Have you heard about the thing of
34:34
men being into older women? And as annoying as
34:38
Erica Kirk is, wow, she's 37. Yeah, as annoying
34:43
as she is, she's pretty freaking hot. He's an
34:47
absolute genius. He's got so much going for him,
34:49
but like he's young in those ways and he was
34:50
inexperienced and he's been very open about the
34:52
fact that like he was a virgin when he got married.
34:54
Wow. He was a virgin. I was going to pound town
34:59
while he was praying. I don't feel like I'm oversharing
35:01
here. You are oversharing, you moron. Shut up.
35:06
Again. Could you imagine, like you tell Charlie,
35:11
like what was it, September 10th he got shot?
35:13
Could you imagine you tell him September 9th?
35:15
Oh yeah, nine months in the future. Everyone's
35:18
going to be talking about how you were a virgin
35:19
and your wife's a cougar. And to be clear, I'm
35:23
going to say I became best friends with the girl
35:25
he was chasing. She's fun, you know. She knows
35:29
how to ride. I just. Nothing, just what everyone
35:35
kind of sees now, just kind of, okay, but I did
35:38
not care. You claim you don't care. You claim
35:41
you don't mean to spill his business, but that's
35:44
not what you're doing! I supported, I was like,
35:47
go for this, go for this. Oh, thank God! Thank
35:52
God he got Candace Owens' support! Shut up! You
35:58
want a LinkedIn accolade for Noah and Charlie?
36:00
Shut your ass. You're annoying. Blah, blah, blah.
36:05
Gotta make everything about me. Can you imagine
36:08
being a husband? Here is a woman describing how
36:16
you can become the man every woman wants oh no
36:18
women are attracted to men but don't need them
36:22
like don't really care if the guy's interested
36:24
or not and it's not in a mean way it's no it's
36:26
pretty true when you start to get the dopamine
36:29
hits of getting attracted to him it's dangerous
36:34
not like he's treating her like shit so now she
36:36
likes him i'm not talking about that kind of
36:38
guy i'm talking about when like a guy is in a
36:40
room sees a hot girl but like could care less
36:43
oh yeah this girl's hot too so you know she knows
36:45
if he talks to her or not and that's the hottest
36:48
man in the room to every girl and the reason
36:50
why is because you can tell he's very secure
36:53
yeah you know you don't want to be the guy at
36:57
the bar because i've been this before where you're
36:59
on your phone being awkward yeah i just said
37:03
awkward his own energy like he doesn't need someone
37:07
to feel good in that moment like he oh yeah He
37:11
wants to be inside you later, though. Does it
37:13
need attention from a girl? He's kind of just
37:15
like, I just came here to have fun. I want to
37:17
come in. And enjoy my time. And that's hot. Let
37:20
me explain how you get to that. That's why you
37:22
notice that a lot of girls hit on guys that are
37:25
in a relationship. It's not the fact that he's
37:26
in a relationship. It's because he's not looking
37:28
for anything. But what's so cool is you can get
37:31
that energy single. So then you can attract girls
37:34
when you're actually looking for them. How? when
37:37
you're in a relationship don't do that so what
37:39
these men emanate is secure attachment and one
37:42
of the easiest ways to get to that is learn your
37:45
attachment style and don't just act as if you're
37:48
secure attachment or try to pretend and fake
37:50
your way and pretend to be that attachment style
37:53
like yes at first while you're like working on
37:55
it you can but what you really need to do is
37:57
go in and heal it which is so fucking cool you
38:00
can yeah i love how these women do these dating
38:03
videos And you know what they do? They do it
38:08
while driving around. So safe. I got into a car
38:12
crash while I was doing a video about dating.
38:15
Different types of healing methods. I have it
38:17
in my courses if you want to check that out.
38:19
When you said courses, I'm out of there. There's
38:24
some guy, I forget his name, I think it was like
38:26
Johnny Anthony. There's some guy, there's this
38:28
Reddit page called LinkedIn Lunatics. It's people
38:31
that post things on dating apps, or not dating
38:34
apps, on LinkedIn that are ridiculous. There's
38:36
a guy named Johnny Anthony. He's a John Anthony
38:39
lifestyle. And his LinkedIn says, international
38:44
dating coach that has slept with 2 ,000 women
38:46
in over 30 countries. There you go. If herpes
38:50
was a real life person, it'd be him. We got a
38:57
headline here. It's a little spicy in the club.
39:00
Pete Davidson's baby mama ain't happy right now.
39:03
Maybe he shouldn't have had a kid with Pete.
39:08
That is an exhausted yawn. It's making me yawn.
39:13
That was a real yawn. I bet you're yawning too.
39:17
Yeah, yeah. I know. What? I'm exhausted, okay?
39:31
I should have left the house looking nicer yesterday.
39:36
I should have known that that was going to happen.
39:39
Yeah, she left the house looking raggedy. That's
39:44
not. what I'm thinking about right now. What
39:49
are you thinking about? You moved in together
39:53
after two months and had a kid after four. Because
39:57
I have a baby to take care of. Oh, so maybe make
40:02
the video and don't talk about the baby. Honestly,
40:08
though. That whole breakup energy with Pete Davidson
40:11
was critical back in the day. It's like, ah,
40:14
Pete's going to find him. He's going through
40:16
women after women. But now that there's this
40:19
thing where it's going on where it's like he
40:21
has a kid. No, it's like, no, it's funny. I really
40:24
hope he's not a deadbeat dad. When this clip's
40:27
done, I'll tell you my Pete Davidson story. And
40:29
I also have to work. I don't want to hear from
40:34
you. All right. So 2015, Pete Davidson. I was
40:38
coming off of the Justin Bieber roast, which
40:40
was like a good roast. And the ones on Netflix
40:45
are okay, but it's just how offensive can we
40:47
be kind of? Mm -hmm. Okay. So he's coming off
40:51
of that. Just became the youngest member on SNL,
40:53
so he was at the Tampa Improv. Getting excited
40:57
telling this story as it is. So he was scheduled
41:02
to go on the Mike Helton show on 102 Fire of
41:04
the Bone. But as Mike's going to realize someday,
41:09
comedians go on when they need to sell tickets.
41:12
When they don't need to sell tickets anymore,
41:14
they don't really go on. And that is what happened.
41:19
Pete Davidson said, I don't feel well at like
41:24
7 a .m. We all came to the studio to meet Pete.
41:31
Mike's like, okay, I guess he's sick. Two hours
41:35
later on maybe Snapchat or Instagram, He's putting
41:39
up posts that he's a Harry Potter rolled in Orlando.
41:44
Mike was not happy. But then that Saturday, Pete
41:52
Davidson did a show at the Tampa Improv. And
41:54
I'm on the second floor. And now it's called
41:58
the funny bone. But I'm on the second floor.
42:02
And Mike was in the front row. But he said, get
42:05
seats on the second floor because I'll try to
42:07
get you to meet Pete Davidson. So I'm on the
42:11
second floor. And all of a sudden, I'm sitting
42:13
by myself. I smell this weed. It reeked of weed.
42:19
You know when you start smelling it? And you're
42:20
like, that's weed. All of a sudden, behind me
42:23
is Pete Davidson. And he goes, what up, bro?
42:26
And daps me up, gives me the hand and the knuckle.
42:29
I'm like, what up, bro? And he goes, do you know
42:31
where the bathroom is? And it was like literally
42:33
right next to where I was like right there. And
42:35
he goes, and he's like, oh, I don't know how
42:36
I saw it. Thank you. And I proceeded to smoke
42:40
like two joints in there. Oh my God. When the
42:43
door opened, it reeked. So then he got really
42:47
stunned. And I think he's afraid to meet people
42:49
after. So Mike barely was able to get up to go
42:51
meet him, but I didn't get to meet him. But that
42:53
story is cooler than a picture. I would have
42:56
been like, do you want to come on my podcast
42:58
with 70 downloads in 2015? It's hard doing that
43:04
impersonation of my old voice. But it's my Pete
43:06
Davidson story. Piper, a show from OnlyFans talks
43:12
about a top spender. Do you have a wife? And
43:14
does your wife know how much you've spent on
43:16
me? I don't have a wife. No, never been close
43:19
to marriage. I'm proud to say permanent. Bachelor.
43:23
More money to spend on me, I guess. Yeah. Well,
43:26
you deserve it. That's creepy. I mean... Could
43:29
you flip your hair? Like that? Such a hot piece
43:33
of ass. Oh, that's perfect. That's disturbing.
43:38
Yeah. God. I signed up for OnlyFans once. There
43:43
was this girl. Hear me out. I don't want you
43:46
to judge me for doing OnlyFans. But... There
43:50
was this girl that was like, I was talking to
43:51
her. I was like, when you're on dating apps,
43:53
which later on, let me, let me write this down
43:55
as a topic. I am retiring from dating apps. We
43:59
have the announcement later on. I kind of broke
44:04
the news early. Like how Sean, that douchebag
44:06
NBA analyst broke the news about shy Gilda, Chris,
44:09
whatever SGA becoming MVP of the league. And
44:12
Blake Griffin called him out. We'll have that
44:13
clip later, but I'm not retired from dating.
44:16
I'm retired from dating apps, but we'll get to
44:18
that later. but so there's two types of only
44:21
fan girls on dating apps there are other girls
44:23
who and they're only on it for that and there
44:29
might even be somebody on their pr team pretending
44:32
to be a girl there's the ones that communicate
44:35
with you they send you snapchat pictures and
44:38
then they're like hey For $2 .99, you can sign
44:40
up for my OnlyFans. And I was like, you know
44:42
what? I just got paid. I'm at the conservative
44:44
job at that time. So it makes sense. A conservative
44:47
radio guy going on OnlyFans. That's what they
44:50
do. So I sign up for it. And he goes, hey, what's
44:55
up? And she goes, hey, would you like to buy
44:58
this selfie of me for $15? And when you're on
45:01
OnlyFans, it's like when they send you a picture,
45:04
it's like from what I remember, it's like a bank
45:06
vault. Where you have to pay to open it up. And
45:09
it has like the outline of what the picture looks
45:11
like. And I was like, I just got scammed. But
45:13
I was on OnlyFans. Neon's X Security Leon. So
45:20
it's Neon and Leon. Neon's security guy, Leon
45:26
Preston, for buying OnlyFangirl's $20 ,000 bags.
45:30
You've known me for how many years, Ne? Two.
45:32
Three. Three. You know me. Yeah, Neon got his
45:35
hair dyed. He got pranked. For three years. How
45:38
many gifts have you given me? Zero is the actual
45:45
answer. We didn't have to go there. Mind you,
45:49
wait. Birthdays? Oh. Christmases? Oh. That is
45:52
a good point. Here we go with the Christmas shit.
45:54
Bro. Because he's a simp. Ramadan. Yom Kippur.
46:02
Kwanzaa. All right, then. You can tell the guy's
46:05
trying to help him. What a weird fucking guy.
46:11
I'm starting to like him. I did at first. And
46:14
I was like, dude, what are you doing? So, I got
46:17
to do my MJ Todd Schmidt impersonation of him
46:20
saying Julio Fulio. Julio Fulio. So, Julio Fulio's
46:27
killer is asking for donations to pay for his
46:31
legal fees to fight conviction and life sentence.
46:35
So, everybody, I'm just reaching out to y 'all,
46:38
you know, just to give y 'all a quick update
46:39
about my situation. You're a total celebrity.
46:42
You killed Julio Fulio, man. Oh my God, you're
46:50
in solitary confinement. You know homies live
46:52
in the moon. Yeah. I killed somebody. No, I didn't.
47:15
bring it upon himself yes but you killed somebody
47:17
now you're acting like you have fans you're a
47:20
loser so um soldier boy says that drake's not
47:27
the first person to put out three albums that
47:29
it's um soldier boy soldier boy is miserable
47:36
We got a video here. Tekashi69 and Ryan Garcia,
47:40
who are perfect for each other, because they're
47:42
both dirtbags. They discuss Trippie Redd's image,
47:50
and they say they don't really think he's demonic.
47:53
Yeah, you good? All right, there you go. There's
47:59
Trippie Redd dancing, looking all demonic. I
48:02
don't really pre -screen these clips. in a way
48:06
that I don't know if it's going to be good audio
48:09
now because I learned this from Tom Bernard.
48:11
I want to listen to things for the first time
48:13
with my audience. Now, some could argue that
48:16
Tom was doing that because he's lazy. I'm not
48:18
saying he's lazy, but I'm just saying. I don't
48:21
know what I'm saying. So, Neon got his hair dyed
48:29
pink by his barber. Okay, as somebody, I'm not
48:36
comparing my fame to Neon's, but I am a public
48:42
figure. And my call to, I was the butt of the
48:48
jokes, and that would have happened to me on
48:49
this show. And sometimes I look at Neon, and
48:53
I just want to be like, oh, I mean. Gilly DeChrist
48:59
speaks about. His son dying in the streets. It's
49:04
been through what I've been through. They know
49:06
exactly what I'm talking about. They have a bunch
49:10
of three to five minute episodes. You got to
49:15
let that out. I don't give a where I'm at. Hotels,
49:20
airports, restaurants. If it come upon me, I
49:25
let out. That Beeping of the algorithm is really
49:31
starting to mess up. Everyone's favorite thought.
49:36
Not as Bobby Althoff. Mm -hmm. She got her hair
49:43
done by Sonya. Mm -hmm. And she's got long blonde
49:47
hair looking like Alabama Barker. Yeah. I don't
49:52
respect Bobby Althoff because she used her ex
49:54
-husband to start her career. Mm -hmm. And then
49:58
just sold out. There's this guy who claims he's
50:06
straight. This handsome black guy. He says it's
50:11
suspect when men shower at the gyms. I don't
50:14
even think about it. I go in, I wrap my towel
50:17
around. That means he wants a penis. Listen,
50:23
I think any man that stays after the gym to take
50:27
a shower, Is gay. Nah, you definitely want something
50:31
in your mouth. If you're thinking about it, it's
50:34
on your mind. Why are you taking a shower at
50:39
the gym? Now, this is not for people that have
50:41
to go to work or they have something else to
50:43
do. Yeah, it's usually what it is. I don't want
50:45
to be drenched in sweat and going about my day.
50:48
But if you're showering at the gym, then going
50:52
straight home, that's gay. Because why do you
50:54
want to shower with a bunch of men? I don't know.
50:57
That's insane. Man, dudes are so weird. You know,
51:01
that guy just wants to get plowed from behind.
51:06
Paul Pierce offends Dr. Cheyenne Bryant over
51:09
people saying that she didn't have a real degree
51:11
because she doesn't want to show us. Because
51:13
it's all in God's hands, like she said. Go ahead,
51:16
dumb run! Who said that to me? 856 -49 -HOPI.
51:22
So, call her daddy podcast host as it's announced
51:25
that she's pregnant. And here is a woman breaking
51:28
it down. Women bringing down women. It's going
51:31
to be end of time. So the big news of the day
51:33
is that Alex Cooper, the host of the Call Her
51:36
Daddy podcast, is expecting a baby with her husband,
51:40
Matt Kaplan. The only reason I even know who
51:43
Alex Cooper is is because I frequently see her
51:45
clips go viral where she's constantly telling
51:48
her audience of young women to be as promiscuous
51:52
as possible. I don't need to hear as annoying,
51:54
bro. There's nothing more annoying than a conservative
51:58
woman that judges liberal women for sleeping
52:00
around. You're just a recovering, promiscuous
52:03
woman. Mm -hmm. And you're mad that they're open
52:09
about it. And you gotta rely on cheap biffs.
52:13
Oh, the liberal women are getting their rocks
52:15
off and happy with their life. You're relying
52:18
on a fictional character for happiness. Speaking
52:21
of a fictional character, here's Candace Owen
52:24
talking about Erica Kirk some more. All the coordination,
52:27
all the planning, all the operatives on the ground,
52:29
and they can't pull it off. Erica just goes.
52:33
They tell her to go left. She goes left. She
52:35
goes right. Say this. Say that. Whatever, dude.
52:38
They need to just have a freaking point already.
52:43
Just bang it up. Get out of there. Cal Williams,
52:50
longtime bodyguard, was indicted for first -degree
52:52
murder. Cal Williams being surrounded by sketchy
52:56
people. No way. And DDG did a weird thing. The
53:04
rapper DDG posted a selfie of him shirtless with
53:10
his iPhone and it says, this single shit is weak.
53:14
I wish I had a girlfriend, but I'm not posting
53:18
on it. I just keep grinding. Courtney Stodden.
53:21
Well, first, Diana Rossini's former co -host
53:25
laughs about her affair. They probably banged.
53:28
Judge rejects the restraining order against Chud
53:32
DeBuilder, who looks like an absolute twat. J
53:35
-Lo supposedly was acting like an absolute diva
53:37
in New York City. When does she not? Azalea Banks
53:42
calls Lizzo fat. Two annoying hens talking. Seth
53:47
Rogen does not approve of people that use AI.
53:50
I mean, Seth Rogen, as he's gotten older, has
53:52
just gotten less likable. Taylor and Travis Kelsey
53:55
were seen going to a private event, but NDAs
53:58
are soon. Alex Cooper and her stupid husband
54:03
were seen running, or not running, but walking
54:04
fast from people that were trying to take pictures
54:07
of them because she's pregnant. Kendall, Jenner,
54:13
and Jacob Elordi. Jacob Elordi from Euphoria.
54:18
They might be dating. An Arkansas man was threatened
54:23
to shoot people in Arkansas at a Walmart over
54:29
the hantavirus. Sounds healthy. Let's play this
54:33
clip. Here's that hot piece of ass Courtney Stodden.
54:38
Here she is. discussing how she's going to remove
54:42
her boobs. She's had a weird life. Remember when
54:44
she was getting exploited like 15 years ago at
54:46
such a young age? Yeah. And then Chrissy Teigen
54:50
was like bullying her, but now we're supposed
54:51
to feel bad for that dumb broad. Hobby never
54:56
forgets. All right, here's Courtney Stodden right
54:58
here. Okay, but can we all... Wish the king of
55:04
boobs himself, Dr. Stuart Lender, a happy birthday.
55:08
And yes, before the tabloids do their thing,
55:10
I'm officially downsizing. Oh my God, I want
55:13
to put my hat between those legs. Next week with
55:15
him, the girls have had a very long Hollywood
55:18
run. Oh yeah! Spent a lot of milk in there. Honestly,
55:24
they deserve a graceful retirement era. There
55:28
you go. Can I have one more try at it? Some girl
55:33
named Danny Bowman does not like when people
55:35
use the R word. I don't either. Stephen Colbert
55:39
was made fun of by Byron Allen. What's the guy's
55:44
name? Is it Byron Allen? I know there's Byron
55:46
Scott. Which word is they both look alike? Yeah,
55:49
Byron Allen, who is 65. Man, black don't crack.
55:54
Here he is talking about how he's not going to
55:56
get political on Comics Unleashed. That's replacing
55:59
The Colbert Show. All right, here on Hoppy Hour.
56:02
A lot of eyes are going to be on your programming
56:05
to see, well, what are the political leanings?
56:08
What can they read into it? What I'm doing with
56:11
Comics Unleashed, we don't talk about politics.
56:13
We don't talk about anything that's topical.
56:16
We don't talk about anything. We don't do anything
56:17
that's racist or sexist or anti -Semitic or homophobic.
56:21
Just be funny and don't and don't offend. And
56:24
I'm proud of the fact that it is everybody. It's
56:27
every voice, young, old, black, white, Jewish,
56:31
Hispanic, Muslim, Asian, gay, you know, disabled,
56:35
everybody. And what I love, I love about. Norman
56:40
Lear, he used comedy to bring us together and
56:43
to introduce us to one another. So you say, in
56:48
other words, you want to, I'll quote MJ, you
56:50
want to sell sneakers to everybody. Yes. This
56:55
is like, we don't need the politics. I don't
56:57
care who you vote for. I don't care. I'm here
57:01
to make people laugh. You're going to vote who
57:03
you're going to. Trust me, you're not going to
57:04
make me laugh, but I do appreciate you leaving
57:07
politics out of it. All right, so there's Byron
57:12
Allen. Cate Blanchett says the Me Too movement
57:15
screwed over women because one in seven women
57:19
get hired. So on a set of seven people, six of
57:24
them are men. Last night was the Academy of Country
57:28
Music Awards, who gives a crap. And 17 years
57:33
ago today, Michael Phelps had a marathon sex
57:38
romp at a Baltimore strip club while smoking
57:41
weed. Had to honor that story. Remember that?
57:45
That was crazy. Let's see here. Let me do this
57:51
right here. I actually got a piss. How long have
57:53
I been talking for? Oh my God, an hour. Well,
57:58
it's 10 minutes of the best of it in here. I
58:00
got to go piss real quick. I also feel like playing
58:03
a banger. Last night I was listening to my old
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internship, Dance Factory Radio, which can be
58:09
found on live365 .com and search up Dance Factory
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Radio 24 -7. It's the replay of what they do
58:17
in Chicago. The best EDM radio, I think. No offense
58:20
to BPM and TSTO's radio on SiriusXM. I like those
58:25
as well and the Chill Channel, but Dance Factory
58:28
is up there. It's one of the first. It's celebrating
58:32
its 20th anniversary. Go to dancefactoryradio
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.com for all the info on their upcoming 20th
58:39
anniversary show. We're going to play Mad to
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Be and Catch What Feels Like Heaven, which is
58:45
an EDM song. We'll be right back. Hang on. I
58:50
gotta piss. It's time for Hoppy in the morning.
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host. It cannot happen soon enough. Bye. Now
1:07:43
we know his plans for three of them. Monday night
1:07:46
will feature, quote, the worst of the late show
1:07:49
with Stephen Colbert. It was just show all 11
1:07:51
years of it. What does that mean? CBS is only
1:07:56
saying it's not a clip show. So here's hoping
1:07:59
I'm not invited to be a guest. It's on Monday.
1:08:03
You're so funny. Tuesday, definitely not the
1:08:06
worst. Jon Stewart and Steven Spielberg will
1:08:09
swing by and Colbert will perform with David
1:08:11
Byrne. I'll be sure not to watch that. He has
1:08:15
nothing. Adam Driver addressed Lena Dunham's
1:08:22
bombshell claims about him. Well, kind of. After
1:08:27
the girl's creator and actress alleged in her
1:08:31
memoir, Famesick, that Adam had, quote, sometimes
1:08:37
feral outbursts during their time filming the
1:08:40
show, he shared his reaction during the Cannes
1:08:43
press conference for his film, Paper Tiger. I
1:08:46
have no comment on any of that. I'm saving it.
1:09:02
Zoe Kravitz is showing up for her man. Someone's
1:09:12
got to get her on a double cheeseburger, don't.
1:09:14
On May 16th, the actress steps out to support
1:09:17
Harry Styles at the opening night of his Together
1:09:20
Together tour in Amsterdam. And in photos from
1:09:23
the event, Zoey can be seen all smiles as she
1:09:26
leans over a balcony watching the singer's electrifying
1:09:29
performance. I know, she's going to get all turned
1:09:31
on. Happy Hot Topic! Josh Duhamel is now a dad
1:09:38
of three. Oh my God, having another kid, dude.
1:09:42
Man, you do not know how to pull it off. On May
1:09:46
16th, the Transformers star announces that he
1:09:48
and his wife, Audra Mari, who shared two -year
1:09:51
-old son. She just looks like a cloud chaser.
1:09:53
I don't know what it is. Shepard has welcomed
1:09:56
their second baby together. As Josh captures
1:09:59
a series of photos on Instagram, our baby girl
1:10:01
is here. Wah! Wah! You know, that house smells
1:10:05
like dirty. Paris Hilton steps out in her darkest
1:10:12
hair color in years. She's got brunette hair.
1:10:16
She actually looks hotter. She looks more unique
1:10:19
looking. I almost said Britney Spears. See, I
1:10:23
almost said Britney Spears. I'm implying that
1:10:25
all blondes look alike. No, but when Paris Hilton
1:10:28
has that brunette hair. Freaking hot. Walking
1:10:34
the runway at the Gucci Cruise collection fashion
1:10:36
show. Gucci Louis Prada. Gucci Louis Prada. Remember
1:10:40
that rough song? On May 16th, the Simple Life
1:10:43
alum sports a yellow and gold puff sleeve dress
1:10:45
paired with an oversized fur coat and black boots.
1:10:49
That's good. Good for her. Paris is living her
1:10:52
best alive. Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are
1:10:59
two proud appearance. yeah i mean it's so weird
1:11:02
seeing all these oh eight babies graduating makes
1:11:05
me feel home on may 16th the former couple reunite
1:11:09
to celebrate their son writer graduating from
1:11:12
college in the picture posted to kate's instagram
1:11:15
story the actress can be seen resting her head
1:11:18
on her son's shoulder good job co -parenting
1:11:21
and not making it about you Unlike that dirty,
1:11:25
rotten, moron, Taylor, Frankie, Paul. As they
1:11:28
pose in front of Radio City Music Hall. I said
1:11:31
they, their kid graduated. Here's some sad news
1:11:33
I don't care about. Anderson Cooper is signing
1:11:38
off on 60 Minutes. The news anchor appeared in
1:11:41
his final episode after 20 years as a correspondent.
1:11:45
Bye. See you later. Call her mommy. On May 17th,
1:11:55
Alex Cooper revealed that she is expecting her
1:11:57
first child with husband Matt Kaplan. He just
1:12:00
looks like an absolute twat. In an Instagram
1:12:03
post, the Call Her Daddy podcast host shared
1:12:05
two photos displaying her baby bump as she sits
1:12:08
on the edge of her husband's chair. Oh, yeah.
1:12:11
That's how she got pregnant. Our family. Cooper
1:12:14
captioned the post along. So she's having a kid.
1:12:16
Good for her. New data shows Gen Z isn't killing
1:12:26
the mall after all. No, the mall's killing the
1:12:29
mall. I think the mall's got so much damage done
1:12:31
on it. I think it's going to be hard for it to
1:12:33
return. Actually spending more time there than
1:12:36
any other generation. I don't see that really
1:12:39
working out for them, but what do I know? Eddie
1:12:44
Murphy's daughter Bella reveals the one very
1:12:47
strict rule he had for his kids. In a May 16th
1:12:52
interview with People Magazine, Bella shares
1:12:55
that her famous dad didn't allow his kids to
1:12:57
work in Hollywood until they turned 18, explaining,
1:13:01
Would he let them drive down to block in their
1:13:03
permit getting hookers? I would always ask my
1:13:05
dad, can I please be an extra in this movie?
1:13:08
He'd always say no. That's him protecting them.
1:13:12
Eddie Murphy. He was funny until about 2000.
1:13:18
Kyle Richards addresses speculation that the
1:13:21
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is on pause.
1:13:23
Who cares? You got him talking about it, so I'm
1:13:27
contributing to the problem. Longtime cast member
1:13:30
Kyle dispels speculation that Bravo has put the
1:13:33
show on ice after it wasn't officially included
1:13:35
during NBC Universe. On ice? Did they call it
1:13:38
ice? cracking myself up. Those 2026 upfront presentation
1:13:43
earlier this month. I'm kind of doing a little
1:13:46
spin on it. No! I'll be hot topic! Josh Jackson
1:13:52
is sharing a health update after fans on social
1:13:54
media raised concerns about the appearance of
1:13:57
her neck. The singer revealed in a May 16th video
1:14:00
that she decided to get an ultrasound of her
1:14:02
throat. Oh yeah! captioned the post per people
1:14:06
quote getting an ultrasound to check out my limbs
1:14:09
since y 'all pointed out how weird my neck looked
1:14:12
on my last post that's good glad you're taking
1:14:14
care of your health what do we got here uh malin
1:14:19
ward who uh was being referred to as a porn star
1:14:26
in 2019 and i made a post on instagram stories
1:14:29
saying that she was mad that she wasn't being
1:14:30
referred to as a former sitcom actor she blocked
1:14:33
me So she's really thin -skinned about, you know,
1:14:37
having sex on camera. She said that Bonnie Blue
1:14:39
is a black guy to the porn biz. Mm -hmm. I don't.
1:14:45
I don't. She's very self -conscious about doing
1:14:50
pornography. She's hot, though. I can't deny
1:14:53
it. Here she is. Do you think like content creators
1:14:56
in the space, like the Bonnie Blues? Yes. Oh,
1:14:59
she's definitely with. Yeah. A thousand. Yeah.
1:15:02
You know what's going on with women? Women claim
1:15:07
that men are trying to bring them down. Oh, they're
1:15:09
always playing the victim. But you know what's
1:15:11
really going on? I'm going to tell you what's
1:15:15
really going on. The women. I'm bringing down
1:15:18
the women. The men and I, I'm getting pregnant.
1:15:21
That hurts too. Yeah. She's definitely detrimental.
1:15:24
I mean, it's the business of you having sex so
1:15:27
that lonely men can get their rocks off. Mm -hmm.
1:15:31
It ain't that deep. Besides when it's deep. Gusting
1:15:34
for our industry. I know a lot of people in the
1:15:36
industry do not like her. I don't like you. You're
1:15:39
annoying. Mm -hmm. And you're doing the profound
1:15:42
thing of not wearing makeup on the TMZ podcast.
1:15:49
You're so brave. She is just going after it for
1:15:53
shock value. It's working. You're talking about
1:15:57
her. When's the last time you made the news for
1:16:00
your porn? It got boring. And we are, yeah, I
1:16:03
don't have any real respect for Bonnie Blue.
1:16:06
That's good. Man, women go, men are so discriminatory
1:16:10
against us. No, you're discriminatory against
1:16:12
your own kind. There you go. Moron. To fake a
1:16:15
pregnancy like that, I mean, that is just over.
1:16:18
She did have sex with a thousand guys, so I am
1:16:19
kind of wondering. She might be on birth control.
1:16:25
Abortion. I'm wondering how she did it. I don't
1:16:28
even know how, listen. How did she physically
1:16:31
do it? Malin's like, I actually just take it
1:16:34
on three guys at once. We were trying to, actually
1:16:36
a couple of us porn girls, we were at AVN and
1:16:39
she was there and we were trying to think and
1:16:40
right after she did the big, like, whatever,
1:16:43
thousand people or whatever. And we were trying
1:16:45
to figure out literally how many seconds it went
1:16:47
in each. I was going to say, she was just not
1:16:50
fun. You don't hang out with Malin Ward because
1:16:54
she's classy. Mm -hmm. We've got about 115 days
1:17:08
until the NFL returns. And Dick Prescott and
1:17:13
the ex -bridesmaid at the wedding that never
1:17:16
happened, Kaylin Rance, were seen together. So
1:17:19
we'll get to that. Le 'Veon Bell wants to fight
1:17:23
Jake Paul, so that's scary for Jake Paul. What
1:17:27
else do I have here? We'll play this clip in
1:17:30
a second. It's Peyton Manning's daughter. Interviewing
1:17:34
Payton about all the Gen Z terms. And he actually
1:17:38
doesn't come off that dorky. This Justin Payton
1:17:43
Manning is one of the guns. He ain't no dummy.
1:17:48
You can always call the show. 856 -4900. But
1:17:55
first, let's let the music play out. This morning,
1:18:16
a legal fight playing out in the NFL. I feel
1:18:20
like the NFL is always having legal fights. Florida's
1:18:23
attorney general has issued an investigative
1:18:25
subpoena to the league, claiming its diversity
1:18:28
hiring practices violate state law. Yeah, I think
1:18:35
you should just be hired for the best candidate.
1:18:41
And if I don't outgrow my tuxedo before then,
1:18:44
I'm going. Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy
1:18:47
Reid teases if he's attending Travis Kelsey and
1:18:50
Taylor Swift's wedding. You would have to be
1:18:54
there, man. During a May 14th appearance on Kansas
1:18:57
City Sports Radio 96 .5 The Fan, Andy answers
1:19:01
whether he'll be attending the upcoming nuptials
1:19:04
of Does he answer it? the couple who got engaged
1:19:07
last August. And the coach definitely has a response,
1:19:11
joking. And if I don't outgrow my tuxedo before
1:19:15
then, I'm going. He makes it clear he's genuinely
1:19:20
happy for the couple, adding, Doesn't matter
1:19:22
how big the show is around them, they're in love,
1:19:25
and that's the most important thing. That's good.
1:19:28
Remember when your nipple baby son got away with
1:19:31
vehicular manslaughter? Mm -hmm. Well, basically,
1:19:33
the girl was traumatized for life, but not quite
1:19:34
manslaughter, but you know what I mean? Ah, here's
1:19:37
Kelly Stafford saying her kids got bullied in
1:19:41
school. Mm -hmm. When there was speculation of
1:19:44
Matthew getting traded this past year, And then
1:19:47
it was a headline that his wife was the problem.
1:19:50
And that's part of the reason. You are a walking
1:19:53
problem. You know, I'm brown. Yeah. And listen,
1:19:57
media is media. They're going to dig and do whatever
1:20:00
they need to. Yeah. You know, when you tell him
1:20:01
a bang in his back, I'm quite a few years ago.
1:20:04
You weren't really helping out your credibility.
1:20:05
You know, were you to make a story? But yeah,
1:20:09
well, you're just a moron. Of course, we're going
1:20:12
to make a story on kids at school. We're like
1:20:15
picking on them being like, well, you're going
1:20:17
to have to move because your mom doesn't shut
1:20:19
her like. The fact that she's addressing it,
1:20:23
she knows it's the truth. Or your mom is an issue.
1:20:26
You are. When a second grader knows that the
1:20:30
problem. Like she's too loud and whatever. You
1:20:33
are. So my girls came home and they're like,
1:20:35
mommy, are we having to move because because
1:20:38
of you? Yeah. You're a psychic. Austin Eckler
1:20:46
talked about how he had a snake sneak up on him
1:20:50
while he was in the toilet. So just had one of
1:20:53
the craziest experiences going to the bathroom
1:20:56
I have ever had in my entire life. Me too. Hear
1:21:00
me out first. So I'm sitting there going to the
1:21:02
bathroom and then all of a sudden something like
1:21:04
catches the corner of my eye and in my bathroom
1:21:06
is Is this slithering by my foot? What in the
1:21:16
hell? Are you kidding me? What? So dealing with
1:21:23
a snake in the bathroom. A snake in my bed. When?
1:21:26
When does that ever happen? Heavens, yeah. I
1:21:29
cannot believe he's a free agent. I don't know
1:21:32
a lot about football. I know enough. But it seems
1:21:34
like he's a good player. Tom Brady. did a graduation.
1:21:40
He didn't graduate, but this weekend he spoke
1:21:43
at a graduation. It feels like this past two
1:21:45
weeks has been all the celebrities doing their
1:21:46
graduation speeches, and here he is roasting
1:21:49
Belichick. The one thing I've learned through
1:21:51
sports is the only time you're sure to lose is
1:21:53
when you quit. In life and work, you guys are
1:21:58
going to get knocked down a lot. How are you
1:22:01
going to navigate those moments? Are you going
1:22:03
to push through the self -doubt? I want you to
1:22:05
challenge yourself with ideas that are uncomfortable.
1:22:08
He's gotten better at talking since becoming
1:22:10
an announcer. I will say that. And people who
1:22:12
push you to be your very best. Even if one of
1:22:16
those people is a cranky old coach who cuts the
1:22:19
sleeves off his sweatshirt and screams at you
1:22:21
all day. There you go. Hilarious. Comedic timing
1:22:25
is great. He's thinking he's at the roast again.
1:22:30
Washington Commanders quarterback's mom, Jaden
1:22:32
Daniels, says she tries to protect her son from
1:22:34
women. You know, you were very honest about protecting
1:22:37
him. You said predators. Also protecting him
1:22:39
from women who can be predators. They are predators.
1:22:43
Especially when they're into him for his money.
1:22:46
And we've seen that all through sports. We see
1:22:48
it after their careers. We see it in business.
1:22:53
Being the good woman you are, also raising a
1:22:55
daughter, why have you been so diligent about
1:22:58
protecting Jaden from the wrong woman? Why would
1:23:02
you not? It's her son. What a dumb question.
1:23:05
So, first and foremost, and I have a meme out
1:23:08
there, and it's funny. I can only laugh about
1:23:11
it. But the whole girl's comment was made, first
1:23:16
of all, two years when he was at LSU. And it
1:23:19
was a question asked, like, what is your biggest
1:23:22
fear? And that should be every parent's biggest
1:23:25
fear. Cloud chasing women. And believe me, I
1:23:29
dealt with it. That should be, if you're a star
1:23:32
athlete and you're a female in WNBA, that should
1:23:34
be your biggest fear. There you go. There's his
1:23:37
mom. Looking out for him. What do we have here?
1:23:44
Unhappy hour with Ryan Hoppy. Here's Dak Prescott's
1:23:48
ex -pal. Wait. This is a very weirdly written
1:23:55
headline. Dak Prescott's ex's pal pumps the brake
1:24:00
on romance rumors. There we go. I think that
1:24:02
this is the opportunity to make sure that everyone
1:24:04
knows that I am single. That doesn't mean you
1:24:07
didn't get banged up, I think. Oh, look at you.
1:24:12
You're on. Here's Sam Darnold saying sorry to
1:24:21
the Jets. That's all you can ask for as a player
1:24:24
is to feel supported, especially by the team
1:24:27
that drafted me. I always look at myself and
1:24:31
feel like I could have done a lot more. Nah,
1:24:34
you tried, dude. You tried so hard and got so
1:24:38
far. The fact that they're able to support me
1:24:42
even through that means a lot. And then here's
1:24:46
Peyton Manning's daughter asking him about Gen
1:24:48
Z terms. Mm -hmm. We're in the frickin' video,
1:24:55
y 'all. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.
1:25:02
The frickin' video's going, Peyton Manning, daughter,
1:25:09
Gen Z. I mean, his daughter's adorable, but where's
1:25:15
the video? What the fuck? Let me see if I can
1:25:19
find it on Twitter. You can tweet at me, at Ryan
1:25:23
Hoppy Radio. I hate when these Reddit topics
1:25:25
go on. How the fuck would I delete that? All
1:25:27
right, here it is. Riz means that you have a
1:25:30
little style. Let me realize. Dad, what is Riz?
1:25:34
Riz means that you have a little style. Is that
1:25:39
right? I bet. I bet. Is I the first part? How
1:25:45
do you spell I? I means all right. And that means
1:25:49
yes. How about aura? This is all from experience
1:25:53
because I have two kids that say these words
1:25:56
a lot. Aura means, what was the first word we
1:25:58
talked about? Wrist? Yeah. Someone in the same
1:26:02
realm. I love hearing him break it down. You
1:26:05
kind of got it. It's kind of with you. How about
1:26:08
sus? Oh, sus. That means you're kind of suspect.
1:26:12
Like, hmm. He's promoting his daughter. Good
1:26:25
job. So there you go. It was adorable. It could
1:26:32
have been the other video was longer, but whatever.
1:26:34
At least I was able to find something in them.
1:26:37
Never mind. I don't even know why I'm talking.
1:26:39
Why am I here? Happy Hot Topic! Hailee Steinfeld
1:26:44
shared how she is nourishing her body after welcoming
1:26:47
her first baby. Mm -hmm. I wonder if they'll
1:26:51
make another one. In this week's newsletter for
1:26:53
her Substack Bo Society, the actress shared some
1:26:57
of the things she's been prioritizing since giving
1:27:00
birth back in April. She revealed her quote amazing
1:27:03
doula has taught her a lot about postpartum nutrition.
1:27:06
In general, she advised me to stick to warm foods
1:27:10
during my postpartum recovery to help digestion
1:27:13
and boost. And pooping. Also, there's this right
1:27:17
here. Tom Brady is swapping touchdowns for turns.
1:27:24
On May 16, Tom makes his official catwalk debut
1:27:27
during Gucci's Cruise 2027 fashion show in New
1:27:32
York City's Times Square. The retired NFL star
1:27:35
hits the runway in a head -to -toe black leather
1:27:37
look. I wonder if he plowed Alex Earl after that.
1:27:41
Who has it? You know what I mean? RyanHoppyRadio
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.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
1:28:02
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
1:28:06
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
1:28:13
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
1:28:16
feel like listening to this next song, you can
1:28:18
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
1:28:21
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
1:28:24
Uh, yeah, let me press this button. Hoppy Hour
1:28:29
will be right back. Since we are going to talk
1:28:33
about Hoppy's Hoops in a minute, let's play this
1:28:35
song from 2006 by Stretch One, who was a D1 basketball
1:28:39
player. It was with Real Players while we were
1:28:41
at that. Hang on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
1:29:27
Crosstown rivalry. Ain't nothing worse when a
1:29:29
player puts the I in team. Lots of players got
1:29:32
aspirations to go to the league. Looking for
1:29:34
players that know how to play for a team. Know
1:29:36
how to step up. Take the team by the ring. Some
1:29:38
players got it all wrong. They ball hard. They
1:29:40
don't dish. Some players are all offense. Refuse
1:29:43
to play deep. Gotta have a good support cast
1:29:45
to play like a team. Stay together like a family.
1:29:47
Tell the truth when it hurts. Even when you ain't
1:29:50
trying to hear it. Like you keep on partying
1:29:52
like that, man. Tomorrow you gonna feel it. We
1:29:54
on this winning streak, man. I ain't trying to
1:29:56
kill it. And coach kept throwing up. We all gonna
1:29:58
feel it. What are you, selfish or something?
1:30:00
We ain't came here for nothing. Preseason workouts,
1:30:03
how fast my heart was pumping. Get up in the
1:30:05
morning, how bad my body's hurting. And still
1:30:07
go to class, and still continue learning. When
1:30:09
it comes to basketball, I turn my cell phone
1:30:11
off. Go to bed by 11, get dressed for the mall.
1:30:14
All it takes is a second, and then you lost.
1:30:16
That's how bad I want to go to the tournament,
1:30:18
y 'all. That's how bad I want to go to the tournament,
1:30:21
y 'all. I'm made to play the game and born with
1:30:23
a heart Some players can practice forever and
1:30:25
still never start Some players are great at practice
1:30:28
But when the lights come on When you hit the
1:30:31
shot, when it come When there's a loose ball,
1:30:33
when you go all out Tough enough to get the rebound,
1:30:36
block your man out Don't hesitate to take the
1:30:38
call Cause you know it's gon' hurt You'll be
1:30:39
better win the game Cause losing hurts worse
1:30:46
Now does the media make you, or you on a deeper
1:30:49
mission? Some players can't play when they get
1:30:51
no attention Some players start slacking on a
1:30:53
full bandwagon Is that what it takes a whole
1:30:56
war to start doubting? Say what you want, but
1:30:58
we ain't getting caught Take respect by force
1:31:00
when you on a home court If you got fear, be
1:31:03
a man, suck it up Pissing in your pants, be a
1:31:06
coward, then bounce We ain't got time to lose,
1:31:08
plus every point counts All in together, be down
1:31:29
We need a three -point play that's gonna bring
1:31:31
down a house. Iced water in your veins or your
1:31:34
free throws clutch. Don't be scared. If it goes
1:31:36
in, you win. But if you miss, the whole crowd's
1:31:39
gonna hiss. When the lose a moment that you never
1:31:42
forget when it comes to basketball i'll turn
1:31:44
my cell phone off get to bed by 11 get rest for
1:31:47
tomorrow all it takes is a second and then you
1:31:49
lost that's how bad i want to go to the tournament
1:31:52
y 'all all it takes is a second and then you
1:31:54
lost that's how bad i want to go to the tournament
1:31:57
y 'all some players are made to play the game
1:31:59
and born with a heart some players can practice
1:32:01
forever and still never start some players are
1:32:03
great at practice but when the lights come on
1:32:06
and you hit the shot when it Now something completely
1:32:39
different. Door is closing. And now for something
1:33:00
completely different. It's happy hour. The other
1:33:40
stations are tuned in too. He is the misfit of
1:34:07
radio and he is fine with that. Welcome back
1:34:10
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Ryan Hoppy on
1:34:18
the mic, breaking down the scenes NBA drama,
1:34:21
living out the dreams Fans wives wildin' stories
1:34:24
bout the queens Dropping dollars bombs all in
1:34:27
on the schemes MJ to Kobe, legends in the game.
1:34:41
Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame. Hoppy's
1:34:44
skills at T ain't playing tame. Behind the curtain,
1:34:47
nothing left the same. Hoppy's moves, man, he
1:34:50
knows it all. From sandals to the court, rise
1:34:53
and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a fall. Hoppy,
1:34:57
I will get that shot. Crazy exes, wild. I know
1:35:01
about crazy exes. They say the same about me.
1:35:03
Ain't nothing fabulous. Ryan breaks it down,
1:35:06
gets unanimous. Dizzy's a coward and a douche.
1:35:08
Never anomalous. Y 'all know the score, but he
1:35:11
dies deeper. Go ahead to Jim Calter. You got
1:35:15
the money, boy. I just... I just... What is it?
1:35:54
I thought I saw it. What is it? Got the shock
1:36:01
and all. No! Happy Hot Topic! Here's Charles
1:36:06
Bradley talking about gay players after Jason
1:36:09
Collins died. Two really good basketball players.
1:36:11
One really good basketball player. His brother
1:36:14
is now, you know, he was just an unbelievable,
1:36:16
like the guy said, soul and understanding what
1:36:19
that moment was. And you say 13 years ago, I
1:36:21
say, well, what's the big deal if somebody said
1:36:23
that they're, you know, openly gay? What's the
1:36:25
big deal? Well, 13 years ago was a big deal.
1:36:27
Mm -hmm. And the reason why it doesn't feel as
1:36:30
big now at times is because of people like him.
1:36:34
And so, you know, kudos to him. Yeah, but Kenny,
1:36:37
in fairness now, if another guy did it, it would
1:36:43
still be a big deal because we live in a homophobic
1:36:46
society. We really do. And that's unfortunate.
1:36:51
That's why, first of all, anybody who thinks
1:36:53
we ain't got a bunch of gay players in all sports,
1:36:55
they're just stupid. But there is such animosity
1:37:00
toward the gay community. And that's what's really
1:37:03
unfortunate. But anybody think him and I know
1:37:06
a couple other soccer players that came out.
1:37:08
Do you think there are not more gay players in
1:37:10
the NFL, Major League Baseball? Especially in
1:37:13
the NFL. I mean, even the formation of the center
1:37:16
passing the ball to the quarterback looks like
1:37:18
gay sex. Oh, and the NBA, you're just stupid.
1:37:21
So there's that. Oh, man, this has been the worst
1:37:25
NBA playoffs. It's been horrible. There's been
1:37:29
almost no games because all the games ended after
1:37:31
like four games. The Lakers, the Knicks, you
1:37:35
know. Even last night, game seven, where the
1:37:38
hell are the Pistons? You know, I was rooting
1:37:41
for the Cavs. I don't, I get me, Iran. Here is
1:37:45
Paul Pierce. What is he talking about? Paul Pierce
1:37:49
says he thinks LeBron should retire. Hey, you
1:37:51
think he should retire? Yeah, I think he should,
1:37:53
man. Just like. He's not going to. You think
1:37:56
someone as humble, sarcasm, as LeBron would just
1:37:59
retire? Mm -hmm. And not have a goodbye party?
1:38:04
What a simple fact that. At the age that he still
1:38:09
receives the criticism that he still does. Are
1:38:12
you going to get criticism? I don't know. Not
1:38:14
the greats wasn't getting this criticism late.
1:38:16
Nobody was. I think people were criticizing Jordan
1:38:19
on the Wizards. I think people were criticizing
1:38:21
Kobe in the end. Criticizing Kobe when he wasn't
1:38:25
going to the playoffs in his last year. They
1:38:26
were just enjoying his moments. Paul Pierce is
1:38:29
incorrect. Paul Pierce is mad that he didn't
1:38:32
get a goodbye party. Let me see if I can find
1:38:35
that Draymond Green clip. When Draymond said
1:38:38
you're not getting a goodbye party, where is
1:38:39
it? Draymond Paul Pierce. Let me see if I can
1:38:44
find it. Here it is. Chasing that farewell tour.
1:38:57
They don't love you like that. This is Pierce's
1:38:59
last year on the Clippers 10 years ago. Chasing
1:39:01
that farewell tour. They don't love you like
1:39:03
that. Speaking of the Warriors, here's Kerr talking
1:39:09
about how this is what his wife said about him
1:39:13
rejoining the Warriors. Something she said, you
1:39:16
know, you might coach again someday, but you'll
1:39:19
never coach the Warriors again. And that was
1:39:22
really meaningful to me because I love. Cry about
1:39:25
Trump. You usually do that. This team, I love
1:39:27
our players. And that struck me. You know, I
1:39:33
got my car decked out. My seat covers are Warriors.
1:39:36
My floor mats are Warriors. And my steering wheel
1:39:39
is Warriors. You know, I couldn't imagine walking
1:39:42
away. Yeah, that's the thing with the older generation.
1:39:46
They do not want to humbly go away like those
1:39:49
politicians. What do we got here? Tristan Thompson.
1:39:54
Reveals how he got into crypto. Okay, so this
1:39:56
all actually happened. And I remember I told
1:39:57
Z this. There was a buddy of mine at the time.
1:39:59
He bought like some meme called like Book of
1:40:02
Meme. He put like $1 ,000 in it. I've never really
1:40:05
heard Tristan Thompson talk. That voice does
1:40:07
not match that face. Yeah, ran it up to 50K.
1:40:13
And then I remember he calling me not sleeping,
1:40:15
bags under his eyes. Why did he buy that? So
1:40:18
I guess a friend of mine. I have that saying
1:40:21
that I got from Mancow's Morning Madhouse. If
1:40:23
I'm bored, you're bored. That was boring. Here's
1:40:27
Dwayne Wade glazing over LeBron. As all the cool
1:40:32
kids say, glazing. Here he is saying that it's
1:40:36
difficult for LeBron to retire because he's playing
1:40:38
at an elite level. I'm just here to appreciate
1:40:40
what I'm witnessing and what we all are witnessing.
1:40:43
Why? Him getting swept into playoffs? But hey,
1:40:45
at least he got a triple -double. Mm -hmm. Because
1:40:48
we've never seen this before, man. So, you know,
1:40:51
it has... What? We've never seen a guy stay too
1:40:53
long at the party and be incredibly on? Now,
1:40:56
granted, he's top three players of all time.
1:40:59
He's not better than Jordan, but he's top three
1:41:02
all time. Some might say top five, top ten haters.
1:41:06
Or... Haters will say he's only top 10, but he's
1:41:09
one of the greatest. But he has stayed way too
1:41:14
long at the party. It has to suck a little bit
1:41:17
to get to this point in your career and still
1:41:18
be really good. Yeah, there you go. It's Dwayne
1:41:20
Wayne. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy. What do we got here?
1:41:26
Here's Angel Reese talking about how she says,
1:41:29
during the game, I know I'm a great player. And
1:41:33
she went... One for eight with eight turnovers.
1:41:36
Angel, it's your first time playing in front
1:41:37
of this home Atlanta crowd and a sellout. Atlanta
1:41:40
dreams. At State Farm Arena, what are the emotions?
1:41:43
I'm really excited. I know the city's coming
1:41:45
out for us and just being able to come together
1:41:47
and play together. And I think we set our identity
1:41:49
early on. It's what Atlanta will expect from
1:41:52
us. So I'm really excited. A couple of headliners
1:41:54
this afternoon. And you and Asia Wilson, what's
1:41:56
your mentality entering that individual matchup?
1:41:59
I mean, just... Just playing my game and knowing
1:42:02
what I do best. but also knowing her game a lot.
1:42:05
I've watched her game a lot. You didn't watch
1:42:06
it enough, honey. She's obviously a great player.
1:42:10
She's the MVP for a reason. But I know I'm also
1:42:12
a great player, too, and I can guard her well.
1:42:15
To protect home court, what's it going to take?
1:42:19
A team effort. Next man up, obviously, Ryan is
1:42:22
out, but I think we have a lot of great players
1:42:23
on our bench that can come in and do a great
1:42:25
job. Here is Jalen Brown. I lied to Jalen Brown.
1:42:35
I can't stand anything of the Celtics because
1:42:37
my uncle, rest in peace, Uncle Ken was an LA
1:42:40
fan. But oh my God, Jalen Brown, when the Celtics
1:42:45
won two years ago, A, I was happy that Al Horford
1:42:47
got a ring and B, I thought Jalen Brown was like
1:42:50
a sage, like a stoic guy. Oh my Lord, he's been
1:42:53
doing these podcasts and he won't shut up. Now
1:42:56
he's talking about Stephen A. Smith. He's been
1:42:58
complaining and taking no accountability for
1:43:01
the fact that he and his team blew a 3 -1 lead
1:43:05
against the 76ers. The same 76ers that got blown
1:43:10
out by the Knicks. Your job is to not blow 3
1:43:19
-1 leads and then cry about it all summer online.
1:43:24
You're becoming a clown, Jan. I ain't trying
1:43:28
to be rude, but I'm kind of rude. I'm telling
1:43:30
you, you literally are becoming a clown. I know
1:43:33
accountability. You joked. All you're doing was
1:43:38
shooting three -pointers, homie. And this whole
1:43:41
play in the game, this delusion that y 'all got,
1:43:43
that y 'all running with. Yeah, because it was
1:43:45
obvious. You sucked. You were up 3 -1. We're
1:43:47
like, oh, Celtics. Could they go to the finals?
1:43:50
And then you blew a 3 -1 lead to a team that
1:43:52
then got blown out and swept by the Knicks. That's
1:43:55
embarrassing. Making it seem like I'm playing
1:43:56
the game and I'm pulling the ladder down. Y 'all
1:43:58
ain't doing nothing but helping y 'all motherfucking
1:44:00
selves. I'm tired of that shit. Tired of you,
1:44:03
dude. All you do is these streams. Go hit the
1:44:06
gym. I'm not saying you're not practicing, but...
1:44:09
This is such a different era where these Gen
1:44:11
Z dudes just won't shut up. Y 'all not being
1:44:13
a brother. That's why people calling that shit
1:44:15
out. And that's why people, I've came to that
1:44:17
conclusion. And I'll tell Stephen A and whoever
1:44:20
else. Maybe you need to calm and relax. When
1:44:21
they see me in person, I will let you know. Yeah,
1:44:25
that's the one thing I will say. Stephen A Smith
1:44:27
does not do that in person. I have a friend in
1:44:32
radio that's a very high poncho. He says it's
1:44:36
the character Stephen A. Smith plays. That is,
1:44:38
fuck Stephen A., Stephen B., Stephen C., directly
1:44:41
to your face. All right. Jalen Brown, I'm sure
1:44:45
you totally gotta do it. You're totally not a
1:44:47
buck nerd. Shut up. Here is, so, Kalen Clark
1:44:55
got left out of the graphic for, so, I don't
1:45:00
even know the name of this player. There was
1:45:01
a, WNBA tweeted out, Raven Johnson. I just had
1:45:07
to see her name because Dave Portnoy tweeted
1:45:09
it. I didn't know her name, but she's a tall,
1:45:11
pretty black girl. But she plays, I guess, on
1:45:13
the Indiana Pacers. Or not Pacers, the... What
1:45:17
is it? Damn it! What is it? The Indiana... WNBA
1:45:22
team. What's it called? Indiana. Indiana Fever.
1:45:24
She plays on the Fever and on the WNBA's Twitter
1:45:27
account for the game, they showed the Seattle
1:45:29
player. I don't know her name. But then they
1:45:31
had Raven Johnson, not Kaitlyn Clark on the graphic.
1:45:34
And here's Dave Portnoy talking about it. Can't
1:45:36
believe I'm doing this video, but I had to do
1:45:38
it. It's WNBA season. People know I'm a huge
1:45:42
WNBA guy. I've liked the league for a long time,
1:45:44
specifically Kaitlyn. I've been following her
1:45:46
career forever. Two years. Forever is two years
1:45:50
ago. It's not that long. It's not like you've
1:45:52
been watching it since 2012. Doubleheader TV
1:45:54
tonight. First, you have Las Vegas versus Atlanta.
1:45:58
On the promo screen, you put the players. You
1:46:00
have Asia Wilson, best player in the league for
1:46:02
Vegas, and Angel Reese. Huge name, good player,
1:46:05
Atlanta. Makes sense. Move over to the Seattle
1:46:09
-verse. Fever game, which is going off in a couple
1:46:13
minutes, and I'm not even 100 % sure who the
1:46:16
player was for Seattle. I don't follow them that
1:46:18
closely. They do have one of the— I thought you
1:46:20
were selling to the WNBA. Stud Buds. They also
1:46:23
have, I think, the LSU player Flojo Johnson.
1:46:26
Is that her name? Flojo something. I would have
1:46:29
put one of them. Whatever. Move to who they put
1:46:31
for the Fever graphic. Raven Johnson. So he didn't
1:46:36
know, right? I love how TMZ, every player, they've
1:46:44
done this since the beginning of time, every
1:46:46
player is a star. It washes up the word star.
1:46:50
Quote, unquote, NBA star Miles Bridges showdown
1:46:53
with Axe erupts in court over cyber stalking.
1:46:57
Yeah. I'll see some of my Axe's friends view
1:46:59
my stuff and listen to my podcast. You're obsessed.
1:47:04
The difference is I kind of get a high from it
1:47:06
and I don't go to court. Mm -hmm. Life's short.
1:47:10
Oh, I got a car. Or whatever, Rick Rawson. I
1:47:14
cannot stand Patrick Beverly. That scumbag Leach
1:47:17
allegedly beat up his sister, but the charges
1:47:20
got dropped because he's originally, he's a loser.
1:47:23
He failed in the league. Mm -hmm. He literally
1:47:27
celebrated after a play -in tournament like he
1:47:30
won a championship. And this guy, to me, is the
1:47:34
definition of a waste of talent. But maybe he
1:47:37
never had the talent. And he had the audacity
1:47:39
to critique Brandon Jennings. Now, could some
1:47:43
debate that Brandon Jennings was a waste of talent?
1:47:47
Maybe. But when it's coming from Patrick Beverly,
1:47:51
he just has a little bitch slap face. How it
1:47:54
goes. Again, you know, he likes to chirp back
1:47:57
and forth. He talks about this. He talks about
1:47:59
that. You know, he said something that kind of,
1:48:02
How does it feel that you're on a podcast where
1:48:04
you're with Jason Williams? You're with White
1:48:07
Chocolate. You're killing it. You're on Barstool.
1:48:09
Then you beat up your sister and now you're by
1:48:12
yourself. You know, you let a white boy take
1:48:16
your show and I'm like, yo, play 101. And he's
1:48:18
like, no, I'm not playing you 101. I'm 36, 37
1:48:24
years old. Stupid. I am. It is time. for radio
1:48:32
news. Mm -hmm. Static crackles, Hoppy on the
1:48:47
air Spilling radio secrets, man, he don't care
1:48:50
Erring out the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ
1:48:53
drama, he's the one who dares Program directors
1:48:56
scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged
1:49:00
like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they
1:49:02
rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than a bass
1:49:05
line, boom Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting the
1:49:08
truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing the
1:49:10
booth No more lies, no more disguise He got the
1:49:14
receipts, calling out the spies Morning shows
1:49:16
faker than they laughs at six Goes right, hosts
1:49:20
rate a script Turns running miles, unpaid trips
1:49:23
While the suits sip coffee, counting clicks He's
1:49:27
the voice of the FM fizz Mic in hand, cutting
1:49:30
through veneers Pulling cards, no regard for
1:49:33
careers Broadcast assassin, they all in tears
1:49:36
Jingle, jingling, fake content's ringing Same
1:49:39
time, 40, same song, same Here's radio legend
1:49:50
Sid Rosenberg talking about how Imus impacted
1:49:53
his career. Since he died five years ago, every
1:49:57
year I love him more. And I'm starting to realize
1:49:59
that he had such a huge influence on me because
1:50:03
when Imus was on, I'm not talking about the cowboy
1:50:06
hat and the gun and the rodeo and Wyatt and all
1:50:08
that nonsense, but he could be. That's kind of
1:50:10
rude about his kid. Talking about the Nick game
1:50:12
with Mike Green. Then he could be talking to
1:50:15
the president of the United States. And certainly
1:50:17
Congress folks and senators and all those important
1:50:21
Washington folks. They loved him, too. I sat
1:50:23
in studio with Sylvester Stallone. And who was
1:50:27
the bicycle guy? The guy with the bicycle. Lance
1:50:29
Armstrong. There you go. Thank you. All these
1:50:32
people. So I grew up in radio with that guy.
1:50:36
I sometimes feel that about Calta. Do I like
1:50:39
the guy? No. The backstabbing douchebag. He's
1:50:45
a legend. Same with Rover. If you listen to my
1:50:47
show, you'll notice it mirrors him, again, minus
1:50:51
the rodeo cowboy stuff. It mirrors him quite
1:50:54
a bit. All right, there you go. People do compare
1:50:57
me to Rover. It's very strange. I'm sure he loves
1:50:59
it. 70 downloads. Ah, yeah, it's time to play
1:51:02
this before we get to the news clip. I did. One,
1:51:09
eight, seven, seven cars for kids. A -R -A's
1:51:14
car. Got it. 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS Donate your car
1:51:20
today. Shut up! 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS Shut up! A
1:51:26
-A -R -A 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS.
1:51:32
Donate your car today. Also on the web at Cars4Kids
1:51:37
.com. Oh, yeah! We're a recognized 501c3 charity
1:51:41
organization. So you'll receive a maximum tax
1:51:44
deduction. What's more, you'll receive a free
1:51:47
vacation voucher of three days and two nights.
1:51:49
1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. Hey, yeah! 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS
1:51:55
1 -877 -CARS4KIDS Donate your car today. This
1:52:05
is the sound of every driver hearing it. I'm
1:52:14
listening to Kelta. But in all sincerity, I do
1:52:29
have memories of my mom picking me up from elementary
1:52:32
school listening to Rogue Con and Gary Meyer
1:52:35
on WLS. That's how I learned about 9 -11. Because
1:52:38
growing up, I did not have TV between 2001 and
1:52:42
06. We had a TV set, but we had DVDs. So, the
1:52:47
problem, there was two problems. I didn't know
1:52:49
what 9 -11 looked like until YouTube came out.
1:52:51
The other problem was this. was the fact that
1:52:55
the first year I watched the NFL, the Chicago
1:52:58
Bears went to the Super Bowl, and I'm like, oh,
1:52:59
yeah. It's going to be like this every year.
1:53:02
Not at all. Why did I play the Cars for Kids
1:53:06
song that's now in all our heads? Right here.
1:53:17
you've heard this jingle but you may not hear
1:53:19
it anymore let's go back to mike rogers mike
1:53:22
a judge has ruled cars for kids can't keep using
1:53:24
their ads yeah not in california we've got the
1:53:26
judges ruling right here and it all stems from
1:53:29
what they're doing with the money after you no
1:53:31
way that's a scam no hey who donate a car to
1:53:35
them now this all stems from a case where a man
1:53:38
i never understood it even when i was like in
1:53:40
third grade i was like why are we giving kids
1:53:42
cars Remember, my mom would be driving on the
1:53:47
highway, going from City Kids to speech impediment
1:53:49
class I went to, and have Roe and Gary on, and
1:53:52
be like, what is this? Cars for kids. In Orange
1:53:55
County, donated a 2001 Volvo to the organization.
1:53:58
He got 250 bucks for it, and he said, according
1:54:00
to the judge, he thought that money was going
1:54:03
to go to underprivileged kids here in California.
1:54:05
He says he thought that because of the ad. It's
1:54:08
quick and easy. You'll get a vacation voucher
1:54:10
and maximum tax deduction. 1 -877 - yeah because
1:54:19
kids are our future is what the text on the bottom
1:54:21
of the ad says but he was shocked to find out
1:54:24
that the money doesn't go to kids in california
1:54:26
at all instead goes to cars for kids sister foundation
1:54:32
which is a jewish organization based in new jersey
1:54:36
that actually benefits teenagers now this case
1:54:39
went to court in orange county the judge ruled
1:54:41
that ultimately cars for kids is using misleading
1:54:43
practices and advertising aren't all charities
1:54:46
like that unfortunately Here in the state of
1:54:48
California, which violates state law. I want
1:54:52
to show you some of the testimony that was given
1:54:54
in court, and this was in the judge's ruling.
1:54:56
The COO testified that the organization's primary
1:54:58
purpose is not to help economically disadvantaged
1:55:02
children. The COO in court went on to say programs
1:55:07
include matchmaking for young adults and gap
1:55:10
year trips to Israel for 17 and 18 year olds.
1:55:13
That sounds safe. The majority of the funding
1:55:15
is going. And then also admitted that Cars for
1:55:17
Kids operates no functional programs in California.
1:55:21
So there's that. I want to play this clip. I'm
1:55:23
going to have to skim through it. It's Opie and
1:55:25
Anthony playing a clip of Don Imus. Let me see
1:55:29
it here. I found it. One second. A little tough
1:55:32
to listen. So here is Don Imus. He left his microphone
1:55:36
on and it's Opie and Anthony covering it. Don
1:55:38
Imus was making fun of Cars for Kids. While his
1:55:41
mic was on to hear, but you'll pick it up. Oh,
1:55:46
God. 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. K -A -R -S -CARS4KIDS.
1:55:53
1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. Donate your car today. What
1:55:59
the hell? 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. K -A -R -S, Cars4Kids.
1:56:07
1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. Donate your car today. Also
1:56:13
on the web at Cars4Kids .com. That's cars with
1:56:16
a K. We're a recognized... I'll show you my Bentley,
1:56:19
you moron. I like when he goes, oh, shut up.
1:56:22
How funny is that? I thought I got for free.
1:56:25
Here he is talking about it. Here's the outfit's
1:56:27
color. Great outfit. They make these ear monitors.
1:56:29
All right, so that's just him talking. But yeah,
1:56:31
it reminded me of that. Definitely great radio.
1:56:34
All right, we got about four minutes left on
1:56:35
the Fresno feed. So that'd be fitting to do a
1:56:38
Fresno news. All right, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:56:48
Microphone king. Oh, yeah. Outro Music Every
1:57:28
line's a skyscraper Fresno's gospel, no need
1:57:31
for no paper Big man talk, he a walkin' headline
1:57:34
Every word a spark, got the city in line Critics
1:57:37
wanna squawk, but they can't outshine Happy hour
1:57:39
forever, Fresno's on shrine Microphone king,
1:57:43
yeah Hey, Emily. Hey, Eric. Well, two people
1:58:18
died on Monday when a fire broke out in an underground
1:58:21
homeless encampment. Yeah, there's a lot of homeless
1:58:26
people in California. This just in. Around one
1:58:29
o 'clock, a woman was hit and killed as she walked
1:58:32
on the freeway. Now, police want to remind people
1:58:34
that if you see somebody walking on the freeway
1:58:36
or see an encampment in a restricted area, to
1:58:41
call them immediately. All right. I thought you
1:58:44
were going to say, pick them up. Now to an Action
1:58:50
News update. The debate over transgender athletes
1:58:53
is back at the forefront. Listen, I am pro -transgender
1:58:57
rights. But not when they're in sports. Against.
1:59:02
the original genders of California athletics.
1:59:05
Lawmakers have argued whether transgender athletes
1:59:08
should be allowed to compete in women. They need
1:59:10
to have a transgender, like, like a transgender
1:59:13
league of like, I was born, born, born male to
1:59:16
female. Let's all do this together. All right.
1:59:19
We got about 35 seconds left on this podcast.
1:59:23
We're going to end in an explosion. I love you.
1:59:34
No. Goodbye, bitch. Don't worry, Fresno. The
1:59:56
hour will be right back. Oh, yeah. All right.
1:59:59
There you go. Love you, Fresno. All right, back
2:00:02
to the podcast feed. That was for my radio station
2:00:04
in Fresno. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will
2:00:08
be right back. Meant to press this. 200 classified
2:00:17
employees and 59 certificated employees are being
2:00:21
reassigned or placed into a benefited position
2:00:24
within the district. The total to count 263 notices.
2:00:28
Teachers are getting screwed. That's good. I
2:00:31
love the way the pundit's going. Not at all.
2:00:33
Stealing from the cemetery. Several Valley families
2:00:36
already suffering the loss. Losers! If you do
2:00:39
that. Us of loved ones discover evidence of a
2:00:42
cruel crime. Thieves took metal vases from grave
2:00:45
sites. So there's that going on in Fresno. All
2:00:47
the happy news is happening in Fresno. Not at
2:00:50
all. Happy Hot Topic! We're learning a Fresno
2:00:55
County sheriff's deputy was arrested on Wednesday,
2:00:58
then released on bond. He faces two counts of
2:01:01
sexual battery and one count of felony assault
2:01:04
by a public officer. You're telling me cops are
2:01:07
dirty? No way! There's a lot of traffic on this
2:01:15
street. And unfortunately, a lot of people like
2:01:18
to go fast on this particular stretch of roadway.
2:01:21
Dave has lived near Millbrook and Gettysburg
2:01:24
Avenue for the past 10 years. He asked us not
2:01:27
to share his face or last name, but tells us
2:01:29
there have been a lot of crashes at the intersection.
2:01:32
And Friday night's crash was. So there's a lot
2:01:34
of e -bike crashes. Yeah, people are thinking
2:01:37
they rule the world with those. You're stupid.
2:01:43
we are learning more about a deadly multi -vehicle
2:01:45
crash in visalia that left one person dead that
2:01:48
crash now prompting community members to call
2:01:50
for action on a road notorious for speeding so
2:01:54
there's that so that's what's going on in fresno
2:01:56
the city i'm hurting every morning chicago this
2:02:00
time I'm stuttering. Time to take my Lamictal.
2:02:31
He got callers on the line trying to break they
2:02:33
news. From the side to the sticks, they relate
2:02:36
to the views. Every segment like a story from
2:02:38
the avenue. Tone slick, then he fact -checked.
2:02:41
I got it. It's that Chicago news. I'll be out
2:02:47
and let them choose. From the heights to the
2:02:49
loop, what it do? Every block, every voice in
2:02:52
the room. Yeah, he talkin' to you He got jokes
2:03:06
for the frauds, love for the brave That could
2:03:09
guess in the chance, say what they crave From
2:03:11
the sports war wars to the gossip wave He connect
2:03:15
more lanes than the tow -way saves Late night,
2:03:18
but the syndicate wide Carolina to the bay, hit
2:03:21
a mid -wet's pride Still a kid from the ice with
2:03:23
the drive inside Got the whole damn map on the
2:03:26
same live line To the very latest on the man
2:03:59
arrested for allegedly posting a hit list targeting
2:04:03
Pennsylvania elected officials. State police
2:04:07
say Adam Berryhill named 20 Democratic lawmakers.
2:04:11
Ah, well, that's not going to go well. As much
2:04:13
as I can't stand politicians, you're stupid for
2:04:15
doing that. Father of three, Eliud Gonzalez,
2:04:23
speaking up for the first time today after allegedly
2:04:26
being sexually assaulted. Raymond Ayala Jr. told
2:04:33
me I will rape you and you won't do anything
2:04:35
because you won't want someone else to take your
2:04:37
place. Gonzalez says it was always his dream
2:04:48
to play with Ramon Ayala's band. illinois that
2:04:53
turned into a reality last year when he joined
2:04:56
the group gonzalez claims that dream quickly
2:04:59
shifted into a nightmare when he was allegedly
2:05:02
sexually assaulted i'm musicians being creeps
2:05:05
no way cell phones are now banned in indiana
2:05:13
classrooms for the entire day governor i think
2:05:16
this is so stiffen I am not saying that kids
2:05:20
need to have cell phones 24 -7. But you better
2:05:23
have metal detectors in every door. Because I'm
2:05:27
telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
2:05:29
what if there's a shooting? Mike Braun signing
2:05:31
the legislation today. He said the new bell -to
2:05:34
-bell restrictions will ensure... Moron. There
2:05:36
you go. the cta is taking steps right now to
2:05:41
combat here's that little artist duarte reporter
2:05:44
i have such a crush on her at the rise in aggravated
2:05:47
assaults and batteries including by using more
2:05:50
police wj jeremy ross is joining us all right
2:05:53
so the violence dropped yeah it was during the
2:05:57
winter when all the homies with their sagging
2:06:01
pants are not acting up let's see what happens
2:06:04
during the summer Strong words this morning from
2:06:10
Governor J .B. Pritzker about the Chicago Bears,
2:06:14
directed straight at Chicago's Mayor Brandon
2:06:16
Johnson. I know that the mayor has no plan. He
2:06:21
has come up with no plan at all about... Man,
2:06:24
J .B. looks like such a tool being skinny. At
2:06:26
least when he was fat, you'd be like, oh, he's
2:06:28
a fat ass. How the Bears would end up in the
2:06:31
city of Chicago. So that's problematic. I'd love
2:06:34
them to be in the city, but we're three years
2:06:36
in. all right so there's um so glad i moved out
2:06:40
of illinois and we are working to find out how
2:06:43
a baseball fan is doing after falling at rate
2:06:45
field lissette nunez is live at rate field oh
2:06:48
yeah that ain't good no i went there when it
2:06:53
was u .s cellular field and i forgot the name
2:06:54
of it the other one But it's where the White
2:06:57
Sox play. Man, because you're in the hood. As
2:07:00
long as you're not driving, you always have the
2:07:02
one friend that drives for you. But I got tipsy
2:07:05
in 2014. I was recently 21. Had some vodka lemonades.
2:07:11
What we've learned overnight, Lissette. Tanya
2:07:15
Terrell, the game was briefly paused as the medical
2:07:18
team tended to that fan. Now this all unfolded
2:07:21
during the bottom of the third inning. I would
2:07:25
like you on the bottom. So there's a terrible
2:07:30
reporting. I don't know what to do with that
2:07:31
five seconds of delay. We have AI that makes
2:07:34
songs, but you can't fix the delay. Very strange.
2:07:38
New now at four o 'clock, a disturbing discovery
2:07:43
out of the far western suburbs. Prosecutors say
2:07:46
a school board member took a teenage boy on trips
2:07:50
to Disney World. In exchange for sex. That is
2:07:53
revolting. Why is it when a woman does it, everyone's
2:07:56
like, oh, I wish I had that in high school. But
2:07:58
then when a man does it, it's both bad. Are Sabrina
2:08:01
Franza alive for us? I don't even want to hear
2:08:03
about it, I'll be honest. All right, it's time
2:08:06
for Tampa Bay News. I will be about to go live.
2:08:21
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2:08:24
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2:08:26
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2:08:32
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life with those hip -hop beats. Turn it up now,
2:09:33
let the world partake. In the stories of the
2:09:36
legends and the news we make. Waymo is recalling
2:09:48
nearly 3 ,800 self -driving vehicles after federal
2:09:51
regulators said a software flaw could cause robo
2:09:54
-taxis to enter flooded roadways. I've seen a
2:09:57
lot of these Waymo videos on TikTok. I'm not
2:10:02
getting in one. This next headline is very weird.
2:10:10
At first glance, would the sight of a tarantula
2:10:13
cure your anxiety or cause it? Probably cause
2:10:17
it for... I'm going cause. A lot of us, yes.
2:10:19
I'm going cause. Cause for us, yes. Whatever,
2:10:21
I guess. The answer, according to one local high
2:10:24
school senior, might surprise you. Yeah, Fox
2:10:26
material, Pacencia walks... And these teens are
2:10:28
over here. ...through how the teens using artificial
2:10:31
intelligence to turn tarantulas into treatment.
2:10:35
I think mental health is an incredibly important
2:10:37
issue, especially in today's world. It's a big
2:10:42
-time problem that has this King High School
2:10:44
graduating senior thinking outside the box. You
2:10:46
know, they're cocky. They're like, oh, we're
2:10:47
at King High School. Daniel Park zeroed in on
2:10:51
the amygdala, the part of the brain responsible
2:10:53
for emotional processing, especially fear and
2:10:56
anxiety. And it turns out that spiders, and especially
2:10:58
tarantulas, are very good at producing venoms
2:11:01
that interact with them. All right, so you knew
2:11:03
that, boo. I'll just meditate and bite my lip.
2:11:06
No! Happy hot topic! Bargo Hospital employee
2:11:11
is facing some serious felony charges this morning.
2:11:13
Accused of sexual battery involving vulnerable
2:11:15
patients. Loser! Mental health facility. Police
2:11:20
say the 28 -year -old is a former psychiatric
2:11:22
technician. He was arrested after an investigation
2:11:26
into several alleged incidents inside a locked
2:11:29
unit. There you go. Terrible. Mm -hmm. Here is
2:11:34
the Florida man that makes hibachi out of his
2:11:36
trunk. Here's another video of it. Whenever y
2:12:02
'all come through this region, the southeast
2:12:04
region. Got it. Look at where he be in Tennessee.
2:12:07
It was actually southwest. It's not east. I mean,
2:12:10
I know what he's saying, southeast of the area,
2:12:12
but not really southeast because that's more,
2:12:15
you know, I don't know, Fort Lauderdale. This
2:12:16
is he be in Tennessee. Y 'all probably done seen
2:12:18
him in New Orleans for the Super Bowl. All right,
2:12:22
there you go. He's smoking a blunt while making
2:12:25
it. Got all the ash going on the food. It's a
2:12:30
part of the charm. Well, she wants the charges
2:12:35
dropped. The mother of a teenager who was arrested
2:12:37
in Tampa during a teen takeover says her son
2:12:39
had nothing to do with that takeover. I'm sure
2:12:42
he's so innocent. Which is, your parenting of
2:12:45
kissing his ass is why your son's in this problem.
2:12:48
You never ever scolded him, you moron. Mm -hmm.
2:12:52
These teen takeovers are so dangerous. Then the
2:12:55
parents are like, no, not to my son. Come on.
2:13:00
News Channel 8's Victoria Lucas joining us live
2:13:02
in Tampa where a positive takeover is planned
2:13:04
for tonight. So tell us a little bit more about
2:13:06
that, Victoria. Keith, that's right. We're here
2:13:10
at the Jackson Heights NFL Yet Center where police
2:13:14
are planning an event. That is a long name for
2:13:16
a building. It's called Takeover with a Purpose.
2:13:21
are invited to come out for some food and games.
2:13:24
It's also where that mother, Angela, like, please
2:13:26
stop destroying our city. Mm -hmm. Bellamy is
2:13:31
going to come out here, she says, to talk to
2:13:33
law enforcement about getting her son's charges
2:13:34
dropped. Mother! It's going to impact his job
2:13:39
that he gets. Oh, yeah? Maybe you should scold
2:13:42
him. Mm -hmm. You're making him into a privileged
2:13:47
douchebag. gonna impact the way people see him
2:13:52
in the future yeah he was causing a riot at that
2:13:56
but dad this is social media like his face he's
2:14:00
they're gonna remember him forever like if you
2:14:02
think your son was on about not doing anything
2:14:06
then you're encouraging the problem no Angelo
2:14:10
Bellamy says her 15 -year -old son, Armani Polite,
2:14:13
was not... Oh, he's very recognizable because
2:14:15
he's got dumb red hair. ...involved in last Friday
2:14:18
night's takeover at Curtis Hickson Park. She
2:14:20
says he... Mons. ...was chaperoned by his 18
2:14:23
-year -old brother to allow him to see his girlfriend.
2:14:26
Oh, yeah! That's good. I don't want the charges.
2:14:30
I want to try my hardest to get... Uh, no one
2:14:32
wants the charges, bud. Maybe you shouldn't have
2:14:33
been there. Mm -hmm. I used to go to sketchy
2:14:36
underage parties and... you know, bad neighborhoods
2:14:39
in the suburbs. And you know what I did when
2:14:41
it got wild? I would walk home because I didn't
2:14:44
want to be there. Sometimes you got to leave
2:14:46
the party, you moron. Don't drop. Polite joins
2:14:48
21 others from the ages of 12 to 21 charged in
2:14:53
the incident. Yeah, they should be charged. They
2:14:55
don't need service. But this, oh, my son shouldn't
2:14:58
be charged. Shut up. This is teens coming out,
2:15:01
starting fights, wreaking havoc in the streets.
2:15:05
And this is Chief Lee Burklaw. Making it unsafe
2:15:08
for our community members. It is unsafe. They're
2:15:10
a bunch of morons. Our visitors and our police
2:15:13
officers. There you go. A polite face is a fray,
2:15:18
which means fighting in public and causing a
2:15:20
disturbance, along with resisting an officer
2:15:22
without violence. Oh, yes. They didn't even,
2:15:24
you know, get arrested. He didn't even go, hey,
2:15:26
sorry. Yeah. Your behavior of allowing this.
2:15:33
is why he's in this situation he's entitled he
2:15:36
says after spending time with his girlfriend
2:15:39
he and his brother went to see other friends
2:15:41
then a fight broke out of nowhere blight says
2:15:44
he tried to defuse it but instead you i will
2:15:46
say this dude you are the five people you hang
2:15:49
around and there were more than five people there
2:15:55
Yeah, I would just walk away. You don't have
2:16:01
to really fight back. That's a stupid, you know,
2:16:03
defense. Come on! I'll help you figure it out.
2:16:10
Look what I ate. Why Mama Man is behind bars.
2:16:12
I love that city name. Why Mama? Why Mama? Damn
2:16:18
it! out in a gas station parking lot on Thursday
2:16:22
with his five -year -old child in the seat. He
2:16:28
is 26 -year -old Patrick Vogelte. Looks like
2:16:31
a Kelta listener. And by the way, you're a failure
2:16:33
in life. You make all men look bad, moron. Roseboro
2:16:36
County deputies say he was parked beside a gas
2:16:38
pump on Branch Forbes Road just after 8 p .m.
2:16:41
They say they found several guns in the vehicle.
2:16:44
I am fire! I say this every time. It's a movie
2:16:47
idiocracy. You have parents trying so hard to
2:16:49
produce kids and then this moron has a kid. Including
2:16:51
one in his pocket. That's good. I'm not. at all.
2:16:56
We told you about an elderly couple's unusual
2:17:00
battle with a Tampa cemetery. They say they paid
2:17:03
for two plots nearly 20 years ago, but now have
2:17:06
been told someone else is already buried there.
2:17:08
Well then, get the refund. Wanted a refund or
2:17:11
at least two other plots. Eight on your side,
2:17:14
Consumer Investigator Shannon Bacon joins us.
2:17:15
Oh yeah! It's Better Club Bank and his hot piece
2:17:19
of ass. She always gets the crime song. Now with
2:17:21
an update. She looks hot in that dress. Josh,
2:17:25
this couple called me for help dealing with the
2:17:27
city of Tampa, which bought this section of Woodlawn.
2:17:29
Yeah, when you got a deal with the city of Tampa,
2:17:31
you need a better call. Bang it on your lap.
2:17:34
I mean, on your side. 2023, one month later,
2:17:37
there's no resolution, and the couple has now
2:17:40
filed a formal complaint with the state. Mm -hmm.
2:17:43
It was 2006 when Sue and James Artiga purchased
2:17:46
two plots beside James' parents' gravesite. Okay,
2:17:50
well, I can see how that's a little sentimental.
2:17:51
You want to be buried next to your family? Yeah.
2:17:53
At Woodlawn Cemetery... I don't care. If I die,
2:17:56
just go to St. Pete Beach, you know? Mm -hmm.
2:18:00
Just put it in the water. So there's that. Hopefully,
2:18:04
you better call Beacon when she's on your lap.
2:18:06
She can fix it. Mm -hmm. A cleanup is scheduled
2:18:12
for a historic Palmetto Cemetery after... And
2:18:14
there's a lot of cemetery news. Mm -hmm. I mean,
2:18:17
I know 100 % of us are going to die, but still.
2:18:20
Deputies say vandals damaged multiple grave sites.
2:18:23
The Manatee County Sheriff's Office says 17 grave
2:18:26
sites were damaged at Old Memphis Cemetery last
2:18:28
week with broken concrete. So there's them and
2:18:33
then there's this. Within the last three hours,
2:18:38
attorneys for the man accused of killing two
2:18:40
USF graduate students entered a not guilty plea
2:18:43
in the case. Tampa Bay News reporter Kristen
2:18:46
Barberisi. Loser. I think it was a love triangle.
2:18:49
I think he was jealous that that dude was with
2:18:52
the other girl. He is live at the Hillsboro.
2:18:54
She was pretty. And he was handsome. And that
2:18:56
guy that killed him, it's not handsome. And in
2:18:58
courthouse, and Kristen Hasham Abu Garbi was
2:19:01
not there this morning. Where else is he? What
2:19:06
else he got to do? Can you imagine being his
2:19:12
attorneys? They're going to say that he pleaded
2:19:15
not guilty. Can you imagine if they just said,
2:19:18
oh yeah, he pleaded guilty. It was so weird.
2:19:22
I was in Chicago when this news was breaking.
2:19:24
and I was seeing that the bridge was completely
2:19:27
shut down, and when I was returning from Chicago
2:19:29
that Sunday, there were all the cops in the news
2:19:32
stations to the left on 4th Street when you get
2:19:37
off at Howard Franklin, and my Uber was driving
2:19:40
me back, and he didn't speak very much English,
2:19:42
and he's like, do you know what that is? And
2:19:44
I just did not feel like explaining it. On his
2:19:47
behalf, Abu Garbi has actually not physically
2:19:49
been in court so far for any of his hearings.
2:19:52
I think it would actually help your cause if
2:19:56
you showed up. You could plead insanity. He's
2:19:58
in a total of seven charges, including two counts
2:20:01
of premeditated first degree murder. So there's
2:20:04
that. And then there's this right here. A woman
2:20:09
from Bradenton is dead tonight, and a man from
2:20:11
Sarasota is facing charges after a wrong -way
2:20:14
crash on I -75 early... I have, knock on wood,
2:20:18
have not experienced a one -way driver. I mean,
2:20:21
obviously, an occasional one in downtown St.
2:20:24
Pete when they're going the wrong way, but there's
2:20:25
been times when I was driving to Roosevelt Boulevard
2:20:28
to go work at 102 .5 The Bone at 4 in the morning.
2:20:31
Well, 3 .30 in the morning I was driving, and
2:20:34
I'd be going down the highway... speed and not
2:20:37
that fast actually but it'd be like one it'd
2:20:39
be like runway driver ahead it was alarming this
2:20:42
morning florida highway patrol says a driver
2:20:44
was heading south in the northbound lanes in
2:20:47
charlotte county when he hit two vehicles so
2:20:50
that happened that's sad and then there's this
2:20:52
all of these people are lined up with the hopes
2:20:56
of getting their eyes or even their hands on
2:20:59
a piece of true american history Never forget.
2:21:06
Never forget. It's as simple as that. We cannot
2:21:10
forget. These people in Land O 'Lakes are getting
2:21:12
their first look at the destruction caused on
2:21:16
September 11th. Can you believe that was 25 years
2:21:19
ago? That'd be like talking about 1976 and 01.
2:21:22
This steel beam from the South Tower nearly 25
2:21:26
years later. So that was insane. That was in
2:21:28
Land O 'Lakes. It enters this. It's a big week
2:21:35
for baseball and our Rays, who are on fire right
2:21:37
now. They just beat the Marlins yesterday. Oh,
2:21:39
yeah! City and county leaders are expected to
2:21:42
vote on funding for the new ballpark. I know
2:21:46
it got approved, in a way. And I know my inside
2:21:51
info from when I had to... working sports radio
2:21:53
because I could not deal with Kelta. And I had
2:21:56
to sit there in a meeting and everyone hates
2:21:57
when I say it. And there was that whole thing
2:21:59
where they said that there was never a deal in
2:22:01
Tampa. It's looking like that's a little outdated
2:22:03
of news, but I still will believe it when I see
2:22:06
it. There's something about it. I don't know
2:22:08
if it's because it's the rains or whatnot, but
2:22:11
there's something about it. I don't believe.
2:22:15
Hillsborough County Commission is going to vote
2:22:16
Wednesday, followed by Tampa City Council on
2:22:19
Thursday. I just hope we don't have to pay for
2:22:21
it, but knowing the race, we probably will. We'll
2:22:24
be right back to wrap this up after this. I've
2:22:26
gone for three hours, baby. I got stamina. It's
2:22:33
time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
2:22:41
.com. Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
2:22:44
had Taco Bell before. Whatever. As a reminder,
2:22:57
if you don't feel like listening to this next
2:22:59
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
2:23:02
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
2:23:04
around, folks. Oh yeah, what song do I feel like
2:23:07
playing? Let's do Crank That Mario. Because I
2:23:10
can't play Crank That Soja Boy with a copyright.
2:23:17
i'm laughing at your mama just in case I see
2:24:03
them rollin', hoppin', they vibin' to the song
2:24:06
Them boys start actin' up, hit the Donkey Kong
2:24:09
They roll so hard, it's suckin' up your penicillin'
2:24:13
Run game to your game like it's Sega Genesis
2:24:16
Bring it up to the sky, then bend low Gon' play
2:24:20
with it like Nintendo If a nigga really wanna
2:24:23
get it, I can show it to you, here I go Don't
2:24:26
think about it, hit the Super Mario I hit the
2:24:29
Oceano, then Super Mario that hoe I hit the Oceano,
2:24:33
then Super Mario that hoe You stank in the club,
2:24:56
I throw them balls, I be a Yoshi on them niggas
2:24:59
Super Mario, that hoe, see me hittin' G5 Runnin'
2:25:02
on my tippy toes, I'm in the club hittin' like
2:25:05
Yoshi with a bop Fifty -one, I'm too tall on
2:25:08
the beat, I can't come in the time I play the
2:25:10
club, in the club, niggas say that it's the bomb
2:25:13
Don't you bounce on your toes, don't you hit
2:25:15
the Yoshi, hold on, will you go with all of that?
2:25:18
It's the Super Mario, it's the Yoshi on them,
2:25:21
the Super Mario, that hoe They're super modern,
2:25:35
you know that hoe They're super modern, you know
2:25:38
that hoe They're super modern, you know that
2:25:40
hoe They're super modern, you know that hoe They're
2:25:42
super modern, you know that hoe They're super
2:25:44
modern, you know that hoe Super Mario! It's time
2:27:18
to wrap it up. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy
2:28:24
hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most
2:28:32
recent radio show on the planet. The other stations
2:28:36
are tuned in too. Static crackle, mic pops, the
2:29:21
hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel
2:29:24
mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,
2:29:27
never sloppy Radio waves, carry tales, but they
2:29:30
ain't gloves In concrete jungle, potholes where
2:29:32
dreams collapse Downtown echoes to cabs and faded
2:29:35
cabs Past the preaching hustle, corner kids trading
2:29:38
maps Where the vibes Midwest, but the struggle
2:29:40
overlaps Cleveland news, where the truth gets
2:29:44
raw Rust belt blues, every crack, every flaw,
2:29:47
until today No sugar, no drop, copy on the mic
2:29:51
spittin' facts, no law Back alleys whisper, still
2:29:54
grit in the air Copy pullin' cards, city troops
2:29:57
laid bare Bar sharper than the skyline, no time
2:30:00
to spare Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't
2:30:03
care Radio days static, hum in the booth Voice
2:30:06
boomin' through the speakers, hittin' with the
2:30:08
truth Tower city shadows, echoing the youth Uncut,
2:30:12
unpolished Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's lens,
2:30:15
no rose tint. Just grind every segment, a slice
2:30:18
of Cleveland's mind. From the flats to the heights,
2:30:21
so a wreath's combined. Unfiltered, unbothered,
2:30:23
done with fine. Oh, yeah! And once the Cleveland
2:30:30
Cavaliers blown out the Pistons. Good night,
2:30:34
Detroit. Even though Cade Cunningham's going
2:30:38
to be a baller, but needs a haircut. Welcome
2:30:41
to the Hoppy Hot Tub! So this is a man accused
2:30:52
of stabbing a sheriff. Appears in court. He looks
2:30:54
kind of like a Cleveland... What's the name of
2:30:58
the... Charles Manson. Record is Steve Ohio versus
2:31:01
Chad Palmer, 2026 CRCI 0181. Mr. Palmer, the
2:31:07
reason we are here. All right, that was absolutely
2:31:10
riveting, but that's what I see at the end of
2:31:12
the show. It's disgusting. It's absolutely disgusting.
2:31:18
Former Sandusky School's football coach, Nicanor
2:31:21
Lopez, was charged with multiple felonies related
2:31:24
to child pornography. Gross. It's scary. It's
2:31:27
scary. We had issues at Adventure Play. Man,
2:31:30
it feels like there's more pedophiles now. With
2:31:33
the owner at Adventure Play. I don't know why
2:31:35
we're not doing more to protect our kids. Lopez
2:31:36
served as the sixth grade football coach for
2:31:39
one season. It's almost like you got to watch
2:31:41
out for the people that want to be coaches of
2:31:42
the younger ones. And, you know, watch out for
2:31:46
priests. And recently worked with the high school's
2:31:49
quarterbacks. School officials released a statement
2:31:52
saying they fired Lopez after they were alerted
2:31:55
by Sandusky police that he faces a felony charge.
2:31:58
The actual charge is called pandering obscenity
2:32:00
involving a minor, which can involve, you know,
2:32:04
possessing or distributing. I'm sure he listens
2:32:07
to Rover. Every morning, 70 downloads. What's
2:32:11
going on here? We begin with breaking news late
2:32:15
this afternoon. Cleveland police and the fire
2:32:17
department shut down the Cleveland Asian Festival
2:32:20
in Midtown because of overcapacity. Man, it's
2:32:24
so funny. Cleveland always talks about how no
2:32:26
one wants to be downtown. And then finally, they
2:32:30
have an event where everyone's downtown and they
2:32:32
shut it down. You're looking at a live picture
2:32:36
now from around East 30. It's so empty now. Like
2:32:39
the city usually is. And it's cloudy. It's in
2:32:41
Payne Avenue where dozens of vendors are packing
2:32:44
up after festival organizers were ordered to
2:32:47
shut everything down. That would only happen
2:32:51
in Cleveland. Tens of thousands of people came
2:32:54
out under sunny. That is a lot of people though.
2:32:57
Guys for the popular 17th annual festival that
2:33:00
has grown exponentially. So Chicago's like, yeah,
2:33:03
we can handle that. Cleveland's like, we cannot.
2:33:08
Don't mistake my link. And then there's this.
2:33:11
This news is very duh. Who's ready for summer?
2:33:19
Memorial Day weekend is right around the corner.
2:33:21
Memorial Day a week from today. And with gas
2:33:24
prices in Ohio. Cannot believe. It's already
2:33:29
going to be a memorial day. Averaging $4 .54
2:33:31
right now. People are planning to change their
2:33:33
trips to compensate. That's the question we're
2:33:35
asking. According to AAA, even though gas is
2:33:38
up $1 .50 from this time last year, a record
2:33:41
number of people will still... What are you supposed
2:33:44
to do? Not live long? While Trump literally says
2:33:47
he doesn't care about us, but all the mags are
2:33:49
like, he cares about us. It's not the liberals.
2:33:51
You're all beta male douchebags. The road to
2:33:57
get to their holiday destination. We spoke with
2:33:59
Jim Garrity with AAA, who tells us regardless
2:34:01
of price, people will find a trip that suits
2:34:04
their financial situation. Whatever. Historically,
2:34:06
what we've seen at AAA, people in Cleveland just
2:34:09
go to Airy, Pennsylvania. Or go to Rochester
2:34:13
and get a garbage plane and see my homie, Brother
2:34:15
Waves, who always beat Rover in the ratings.
2:34:17
is when the gas prices go up. People don't call
2:34:20
it a deal breaker. They look at other ways that
2:34:23
they can offset those costs to make more money.
2:34:26
Work some overtime at the factory. Listen to
2:34:30
Happy Hour. They may look at it and say, well,
2:34:34
if it's $1 .50 more to fill up and I have a 13
2:34:38
-gallon tank, you can actually do that math,
2:34:40
figure out how much more you have to pay. All
2:34:42
right, man. Talking about the gas prices is one
2:34:45
of the most depressing things. Ever. What's going
2:34:48
on here? Oh, that's right. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.
2:35:00
It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet
2:35:05
at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email
2:35:07
me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. This show is
2:35:10
for the hard -working average Joe and Jane that
2:35:12
grind in life. I don't care where you live. As
2:35:16
long as you're listening, that's all that matters.
2:35:20
Man, this is a three -hour show. We're going
2:35:22
to end with some bangers in the club and commercials.
2:35:25
But I appreciate all you that listen. This has
2:35:29
been Hoppy Hour. Now it's time to relax and listen
2:35:32
to some bangers. Talk to you tomorrow. If you
2:35:51
were a Nepo baby, you will probably hate it but
2:35:54
still listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. If
2:35:56
the movie Project X was a radio show, it would
2:35:59
be Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And there is that.
2:36:03
Like that, I'm gone. Wow, this is a long show.
2:36:45
Dazed armor here. realize how bad they've actually
2:36:58
gotten, you know? I mean, if you can get drunk
2:37:04
and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,
2:37:06
you might realize, I live in Cleveland. How the
2:37:14
hell did this happen? Did I used to eat babies
2:37:19
in a former life? You know what I'm And then
2:37:20
he's looking around at your tiny little house
2:37:22
that you can't afford because of the mortgage
2:37:23
crisis and your horrible little floppy kids who
2:37:26
will have diabetes by the time they're eight
2:37:27
because they live on corn syrup and lye. And
2:37:30
then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife
2:37:33
and she waddles over to you with her front butt
2:37:35
going out over the top of her ass in long jeans.
2:37:38
And he's like, I'm going to go shoot myself and
2:37:40
my pregnant small girl daughter right now. Do
2:37:47
you regret anything that you said about Cleveland's
2:37:54
cool. I mean, I've never heard anybody say, I'm
2:37:57
going to Cleveland on vacation. What's so good
2:38:01
about Cleveland? I don't know. They're black.
2:38:34
They're Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow
2:38:37
your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the
2:38:40
law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,
2:38:45
the rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad.
2:38:47
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.
2:38:52
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who
2:38:54
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like
2:38:56
a dairy cow. What? Yeah, hey, I'd like a, uh,
2:39:31
$9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine
2:39:35
$1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino,
2:39:39
send her up, too, and, uh, in 20 minutes, I'm
2:39:42
gonna be asleep, so get him up there. I had,
2:39:44
like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,
2:39:47
this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. What is
2:40:33
it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the TV lately?
2:40:38
No, why? It takes balls to do what they're doing,
2:40:49
but these boys have got them and more. They're
2:40:51
sackflashers. We love sackflashers. Oh, it's
2:40:56
the second time. Order now and get sackflashers,
2:40:59
too. It's in the city. With bonus material. Beach
2:41:02
balls. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray.
2:41:06
Hooray. Hooray. where they put them firecrackers
2:41:19
up your butthole? Now, that's a good... No, not
2:41:22
that specific. But why? That's how I met your
2:41:25
great -grandpappy. Oh, he loved him, the muddy
2:41:28
butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not, no,
2:41:31
damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's name
2:41:33
in the house again. I don't think he said his
2:41:35
name. Someone must wear a little too busy thingin'
2:41:38
to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook
2:41:42
him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you race
2:41:44
from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you
2:41:46
know... You go strong or you don't go at all.
2:41:54
Whoa, you're a real live robot. Or is that some
2:41:57
kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny
2:42:01
metal egg. It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's
2:42:04
shinier than yours, meatbag. And that is that.
2:42:42
Happy hour. Happy hour. It's time for Horny in
2:42:51
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2:42:58
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we're playing cool breaks. Hoppy's hour, almost
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scarl, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the
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Hoppy hour, it's coming to a close. Radio waves,
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made it like a well -composed. Laughter and joy,
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dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm.
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Oh, life's just so unfair. The laughter's growing
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dim Eardrums mix and hoppy Like fingers without
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rings PHX to FM The shoutouts hit the street
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But soon as sound will vanish Like shadows in
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the heat The happy hour is coming to a close
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Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter
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and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep
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the rhythm Oh life's just so unfair Oh life's
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buzzing But the laughter's growing dim Eardrums
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mix and hoppy Hoppy like figures without brains
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Gated decks to F &M Shadows hit the street But
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soon a sound will dance Like shadows in the heat
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Oh, the hoppy hour Is coming to a close Radio
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waves Fading like a wilted rose Now it's time
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to face the silence like the TV on Snow Riot
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Hoppy held the mic with humor so divine The void
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left in our hearts wider than a canyon line Lines
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Empty speakers, silence, I'm a -comin' to an
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end Like a rollercoaster stoppin' round a river's
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bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease our daily grind
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Now silence will remember thoughts we can't rewind
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we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'm
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Kiki Alula, and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour
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is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game over.
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This concludes our broadcast day.