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Hour 3 - Lane Change · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Normally on a Monday we mostly just talk NFL. However,
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  Speaker 1: we do have a mantra on the overnight show. We
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  Speaker 1: go where the news of the day takes us. And
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  Speaker 1: there's no bigger story in sports than the uprising in Oxford, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 1: after Old Miss said bye bye to their coach he left.
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  Speaker 1: Should ol Miss have let Lane Kiffin coach through the
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  Speaker 1: college football Playoff? They are one of the top teams
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  Speaker 1: in the country this year. Also, Lane Kiffin said God
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  Speaker 1: told him to leave Ole Miss for LSU. Has that
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  Speaker 1: one hit you? And how do you see Pat Fitzgerald? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the old Northwestern coach who's in line to take over
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  Speaker 1: at Michigan State for Old Sparty. We'll talk about that
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  Speaker 1: as well. A college football heavy beginning to our three.
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  Speaker 1: Then we'll shift back in to the NFL. Here it
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  Speaker 1: is our number three. Time for a lane change, a
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  Speaker 1: lane change. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of
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  Speaker 1: the rare and appropriate college football. What a story. This
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  Speaker 1: is quite man, This is a humdinger. That's a good story.
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  Speaker 1: I love a good story. A good story. A people screaming,
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  Speaker 1: shouting profanity giving the bird to these guys. This person
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  Speaker 1: Oxford Mississippi. Never been there? You ever been? I've never been,
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  Speaker 1: never been, k Mississippi, never been. Uh So, the weight
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  Speaker 1: is over. It was supposed to happen on Saturday. It
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  Speaker 1: did not happen on Saturday. Where is it? Lane Kevin said?
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  Speaker 1: Bye bye. Lane is leaving Oh Miss a lateral move.
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  Speaker 1: He's staying in the Southeastern Conference. He's taking a job
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  Speaker 1: in Baton Rouge, a lesser team this season LSU. He
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  Speaker 1: will not coach the Rebels in the college football playoff,
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  Speaker 1: which is upcoming here. He announced both things on Sunday
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  Speaker 1: afternoon with a lot of drama. The drama O rama
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  Speaker 1: from Lane Kiffin, the culmination of a week long sojourn
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  Speaker 1: into the coaching carousel for Lane Kiffin. It's been the
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  Speaker 1: thing everyone in that world in college football has been
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  Speaker 1: talking about the last couple of weeks. It was a
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  Speaker 1: great debate that took place and continue to take place.
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  Speaker 1: And Lane Kiffin is in this weird position where everyone says,
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  Speaker 1: I want to win, I want to win, I want
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  Speaker 1: to win, I want to win. I want to win. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you got a team good enough to win and you're leaving.
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  Speaker 1: Uh oh Spaghettio. Oh yeah, he's gone. So this has
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  Speaker 1: never happened this way where you know the teams have
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  Speaker 1: coaches leave all the time, but typically if you have
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  Speaker 1: a championship team, a team that is planned for a title,
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  Speaker 1: you don't leave that team. You don't do it well.
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  Speaker 1: Lane Kiffin decided, I need the money and I'm out,
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  Speaker 1: you suckers, see you later. He's gone, And so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he had this wild scene as he's not going to
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  Speaker 1: coach the team in the College Football Playoff. You had
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  Speaker 1: old miss fans who were booing loudly. They found out
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  Speaker 1: where the private planes were. I guess there's not that
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  Speaker 1: many private planes in Oxford, Mississippi. So by the process
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  Speaker 1: of elimination, they found out what part of the airport
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  Speaker 1: Lane Kiffin's planes from LSU were at, and then proceeded.
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  Speaker 1: There were a couple I think a couple hundred people
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  Speaker 1: that showed up. I guess he got nothing else to
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  Speaker 1: do in Oxford, Mississippi on a Sunday afternoon. My god,
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  Speaker 1: that they were there. They were there to boom, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and they did. They shouted obscenities, Southern hospitality there to
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  Speaker 1: Lane kiffen see Elaine and a bunch of his friends
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  Speaker 1: and family. I guess mostly family that got off the
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  Speaker 1: SUVs and then got onto the plane to go back
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  Speaker 1: to bottom Rouge. And we actually have some audio. We
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  Speaker 1: have some sound of Lane Kiffin. He did do an
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  Speaker 1: interview at the airport. Here is Lane Kiffin who said
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  Speaker 1: that he did plan on coaching. He wanted to coach
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  Speaker 1: ole Miss. The school had other ideas though.
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  Speaker 3: Again I totally respect Keith's decision.
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  Speaker 1: So that was his decision.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he asked me not to come to the
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  Speaker 3: meeting and said I can come, but which I totally understand.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I don't know that I necessarily agree with that.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we're trying to find a way, you know,
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  Speaker 3: to make this work and coach the team and give
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  Speaker 3: the team the best chance to win. But I also
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  Speaker 3: he's got a job to do, and like he said,
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  Speaker 3: he has to live here. And he said, maybe all
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  Speaker 3: the national people understand why he should let me coach,
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  Speaker 3: but he has to here and it's a little different
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  Speaker 3: when you're they do. So totally respect that. And Keith
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  Speaker 3: has been amazing to us over the six years.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so there's a link. Here's more from lank If
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  Speaker 1: and why'd you turn your back on the old miss
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  Speaker 1: guys and go to LSU. Let's I gotta hear this,
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  Speaker 1: this is would be good here.
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  Speaker 3: My heart was here. But I just you know, I
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  Speaker 3: talked to some mentors, Coach Carroll, Coach Saban, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and especially when Coach Carroll said, and your dad would
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  Speaker 3: tell you to go man, take the shot, you know,
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  Speaker 3: take the shot if you accomplished a lot here. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I always felt I always hated how we only gave
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  Speaker 3: one year to Tennessee and left. I really hated that
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  Speaker 3: feeling of that, you know, even though it was exciting year.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, I think that we gave a lot
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  Speaker 3: to this program, into the city and you know, some
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  Speaker 3: of those historic wins in this stadium they've ever had,
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  Speaker 3: and best best regular season in the history of the school.
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  Speaker 3: So I feel proud of that part. But it just
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  Speaker 3: became time, you know, I talked to God and go me,
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  Speaker 3: it's time to take a new step. It's a new chapter.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna play off that in a minute. That last part.
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  Speaker 1: We might want to bring that back, but let's start
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  Speaker 1: with There's a lot of things to pick a part here,
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  Speaker 1: but the jumping off point would be whether or not
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  Speaker 1: to allow Lane Kiffin to coach in the playoff playoff,
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  Speaker 1: and there's some that have made passionate arguments like Lane
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  Speaker 1: Kiffin should be allowed to coach Ole Miss in the
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  Speaker 1: college football playoff. This is these are his players, this
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  Speaker 1: is his team until next year then it will be
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  Speaker 1: LSU's team and all that stuff. So the question, as
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  Speaker 1: we discuss the question, should Old Miss have let Lane
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  Speaker 1: Kiffin coach in the college football playoff? Which is now
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  Speaker 1: right around the corner. So my views on this, I've
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  Speaker 1: got car wash, blocking full back and boxed wine and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna make some grits with a side of Gabba gul
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  Speaker 1: all right, So, first of all, to answer the question,
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  Speaker 1: should Old Miss have allowed Lane Kiffin to coach even
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  Speaker 1: though he's chosen to go to LSU, The answer is
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  Speaker 1: N plus Z equals no. No, no, no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: hard stop no, nope, absolutely not. They've made the only
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  Speaker 1: call that one can make in this situation at Old Miss.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like if your wife dumps you for
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  Speaker 1: a tech billionaire and she says, you know, the house
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  Speaker 1: that we're building in Malibu is not quite done. Can
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  Speaker 1: I just can I just stay with you can until
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  Speaker 1: the house is well. No, no, no you can't. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not how that works. So it's not really a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with the hostage situation is what it is here.
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  Speaker 1: And Kiffen, he didn't take a coaching job. He won
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  Speaker 1: the powerball jackpot in Batsl Rouge. This is fine. Just
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  Speaker 1: admit it. Don't give me the old god stuff and
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  Speaker 1: all you just went because that's where the money was.
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  Speaker 1: And it just admitted, And don't tell me it's for
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  Speaker 1: some kind of other higher calling. No it's not. It's
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  Speaker 1: none of that stuff. It's the same exact job. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of I do a radio show, right, it's my world.
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  Speaker 1: I do the same job that Colin Cowry does. He
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  Speaker 1: gets paid like seventy times when I get paid. But
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  Speaker 1: you think he would go and do what I do? No,
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  Speaker 1: you think I would go and do it? He'd yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'd sell out and do the day shift and be
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  Speaker 1: boring like all the daytime. I would, absolutely, I've said that.
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  Speaker 1: But you look at this situation, right, and seven years
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  Speaker 1: anywhere from eighty five to one hundred million dollars based
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  Speaker 1: on bonuses and things like that, he gets a front
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  Speaker 1: row seat now since he's not coaching Old Miss, he
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  Speaker 1: can hang out and cuddle with Mike the Tiger, the
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  Speaker 1: live Tiger mascot, and watch Old Miss on television in
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  Speaker 1: the playoff. And if you keep it real, Lane Kiffin
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  Speaker 1: is the king of the coaching car wash. He is,
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  Speaker 1: he is, He pulls, pulls in dirty and then comes
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  Speaker 1: out shine like he left Old Miss. They are shanning profanities.
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  Speaker 1: Just f bomb fu f you know this. They're planning
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  Speaker 1: stories on the internet about Lane doing some really bad
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  Speaker 1: stuff on the internet when he was coaching Old Miss
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  Speaker 1: and paying people off and all this. And then he
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  Speaker 1: goes to LSU and he's the king. You know, everyone
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  Speaker 1: loves him. Oh, you're so great, we love you Lane,
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  Speaker 1: way to go and all it's the car wash leaves
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  Speaker 1: dirty and then they wash him from head to tell
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  Speaker 1: you him a tongue bath when he gets to baton
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  Speaker 1: rouge fourteen seasons. You know how many times a Lane
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  Speaker 1: Kiffin coach team is finished in the top ten. How
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  Speaker 1: many times that would be one? How many times in
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  Speaker 1: the top five has Alane Kiffin was obviously one? Or none?
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  Speaker 1: How about none? Zero? There have been no confetti parades
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  Speaker 1: or anything for Lane Kiffen as a head coach. The
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  Speaker 1: man has more viral quotes, which we're grateful for, more
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  Speaker 1: viral quotes than signature wins at LSU. Now he goes
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  Speaker 1: to LSU and all the place he's been Tennessee sc
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  Speaker 1: I guess we got to count fau, but not really
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  Speaker 1: in Boca. And then obviously what he's done recently at
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  Speaker 1: Old Miss, and so it has not been on the menu,
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  Speaker 1: the championship pedigree, and he's a carnival barker. He brings
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  Speaker 1: the razzle dazzle, which we're fine with. We're okay with that,
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  Speaker 1: and so Old Miss just says, that's it. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to cut ties. And they changed the locks and they
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  Speaker 1: promoted their defensive coordinator and they chose clarity over chaos.
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  Speaker 1: And the argument that was an argument was made for
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  Speaker 1: years as well. Listen, just let him coach out. It's
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  Speaker 1: much different because of the portal now, and you know
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  Speaker 1: that Lane is going to be poaching the good players
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  Speaker 1: on Old Miss. Hey, why don't you come with me
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  Speaker 1: to Baton Rouge. Enter the portal. We'll bring you over here. Right,
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  Speaker 1: come on to the portal and true on the Lane train.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, come to the portal, and so he made
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  Speaker 1: his decision, The school made their decision, and Lane can
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  Speaker 1: take his visor, change the logo, go off the LSU,
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  Speaker 1: and the Rebels can take their shot at history. Unlikely
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  Speaker 1: to win the championship, but there's no unbeatable team in
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  Speaker 1: college football this year. Now. Secondly, the SoundBite that we
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  Speaker 1: played there, the second one where he's talked about Pete
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  Speaker 1: Carroll and Nick Saban and he said Lane said that
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  Speaker 1: he ultimately chose LSU over Ole Miss because of God
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  Speaker 1: he played. Can we play that again? Let's play that again?
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  Speaker 1: This is Lane Kenvin. I just need the last part.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need the rest of it, just the last part.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the key part of this. So Lane
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  Speaker 1: kiffing here on why he decided to leave Old Miss
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  Speaker 1: and make a lateral move to LSU in the same conference.
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  Speaker 3: See here, You know, I talk to God and do
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  Speaker 3: mean it's time to take a new step.
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  Speaker 1: It's a new chapter there. You go talk to God
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  Speaker 1: and God told them he got Elane has time to
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  Speaker 1: go somewhere else, all right, So Lane playing the God
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  Speaker 1: card from the bottom of the deck. How does that one?
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  Speaker 1: How does that one hit you? So Laane Kevin didn't
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  Speaker 1: just leave old Miss. He left with a plus one.
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  Speaker 1: He did saying God told him. Apparently God even doesn't
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  Speaker 1: like old Miss.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You know God is now calling audibles audible audible audible.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and on coaches, college football coaches. That's wild to be.
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  Speaker 1: So Laine is leaving and he's using the Almighty as
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  Speaker 1: a blocking fullback. Well, I I asked God for some advice,
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  Speaker 1: and God said, you know, the lsu Baton Rouge is
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  Speaker 1: a great place to coach. That is weak sauce is
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  Speaker 1: what that is? Again? Just say listen, they offered me
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  Speaker 1: one hundred fn million dollars nothing to do with God.
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  Speaker 1: Uh No, did the heavens part and did a voice say,
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  Speaker 1: go forth to Baton Rouge. Collect that twelve to fifteen
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  Speaker 1: minus dollars a year. Lane, do it for God. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: And I am not here to have some kind of
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  Speaker 1: debate about religion and all that. I'm not theology. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going down that road. However, this is classic Lane Kiffen,
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  Speaker 1: the razzle dazzle. He knows what plays. It's some Bible
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  Speaker 1: belt trickeration by Lane Kiffen on this one. And it says,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it says in the Bible. Life is not
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  Speaker 1: measured by how much you own. It says that in
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  Speaker 1: the Bible. Of course, we've learned over the years that
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  Speaker 1: we're pretty sure that does not include buyouts, right buyouts, recruiting, budgets,
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  Speaker 1: nil funds, all that stuff. Another truth is, and I've
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  Speaker 1: learned this as I've gotten older, that the Bible can
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  Speaker 1: justify pretty much anything. Anything. It's not a knock on
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  Speaker 1: the next per se. It's the critique of human inter interpretation,
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  Speaker 1: meaning that the actual book, it's just there and you
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  Speaker 1: can interpret it how you want. The text of it
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  Speaker 1: is when I meant, but the it's a mere people.
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  Speaker 1: People see what they want to see in the reflection.
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  Speaker 1: So Lane also weaponizing this using as well, you can't
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  Speaker 1: rip me because I prayed, and this is what God
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to do. God likes purple and yellow more
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  Speaker 1: than apparently the old miscolors. And that's what that's all about. Now. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: LSU plays in a stadium where when they play at night,
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  Speaker 1: it's called what it's called death Valley. That does God
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  Speaker 1: like death Death Valley? All right? Come on, they call
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  Speaker 1: it that. It doesn't sound very heavenly to me. What
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  Speaker 1: do I do? All right, so there you go. Good
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  Speaker 1: luck to Lane played the God card. There, it's a
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  Speaker 1: direct deposit. God's a fan of money apparently. All right, now,
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  Speaker 1: final thought. I wanted to mention this because this seems
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  Speaker 1: like kind of a big deal in East Lansing, Michigan
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  Speaker 1: Old Sparty Michigan State. Now they fired Jonathan Smith, who
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  Speaker 1: had been the coach at Oregon State and then went
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  Speaker 1: to Michigan State. Was an epic fail for the Spartans,
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  Speaker 1: and so two years after he was hired they say
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  Speaker 1: bye bye. They whacked his ass. And that was one
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  Speaker 1: day after the Spartans defeated Maryland to conclude the regular season,
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  Speaker 1: and former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald has emerged. He's back,
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  Speaker 1: although not done done. It's expected to be announced when
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  Speaker 1: the sun rises today that Pat fitzgerial yet, that Pat Fitzgerald,
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  Speaker 1: the one that was in scandal, is going to take over.
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  Speaker 1: So the question how do you see Pat Fitzgerald working
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  Speaker 1: out as he's back in the game in the big
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  Speaker 1: ten at Michigan State. How do you see this working out?
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  Speaker 1: So it is a calculated gamble by Michigan State. Michigan
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  Speaker 1: State is buying low on a guy who's very angry
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  Speaker 1: because he feels like he got the screwjob in college
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  Speaker 1: football and he wants to prove a point and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. And he finished above five hundred most of
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  Speaker 1: the time. It seems like he was at Northwestern there.
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  Speaker 1: That's like being Nick Saban in Evanston, Illinois. The man
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  Speaker 1: literally turned water into college football, boxed wine while he
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  Speaker 1: was coaching at Northwestern. And so Fitzgerald was vindicated. This
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  Speaker 1: is the part some people don't like. He was vindicated
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  Speaker 1: without ever being vindicated, if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain. So Northwestern fired him and there was
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  Speaker 1: this whole hazing scandal that took place. So Fitzgerald decided,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue you because this is not true. I
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  Speaker 1: did not do the things you're accusing me of doing.
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  Speaker 1: So he sued them. He sued them for one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and thirty million dollars. This thing's been going through the
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  Speaker 1: court system. The hazing scandal was uh goo lead with
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  Speaker 1: a capitol U. There were allegations of abuse, racial claims
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  Speaker 1: all come in the full Monty lawsuits were flying in
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  Speaker 1: the air everywhere like a T shirt cannon firing these
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  Speaker 1: things off. Fitzgerald though he swears he didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: was going on. He said there was no smoking gun,
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  Speaker 1: none of that stuff. And it turns out that Northwestern
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  Speaker 1: apparently agreed or they were not willing to fight, because
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  Speaker 1: they reached an out of court settlement. And this is
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  Speaker 1: why Michigan State is now like, all right, we'll roll
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  Speaker 1: the dice on this guy. And they want to coach
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  Speaker 1: with edge, and he was one of the more beloved coaches,
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  Speaker 1: and someone with a chip on their shoulder, you get that.
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  Speaker 1: You want people with a chip on their shoulder. And
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  Speaker 1: he's got a chip on the shoulder the size of
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  Speaker 1: a sliding blocking sled and all that stuff. And the
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  Speaker 1: NIL now it's obviously different. Now it's changed every year.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little crazier in college football, the NIL landscape
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: and all that. And I don't know what kind of
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: resources Michigan State's going to give Fitzgerald the recruit big
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: ten money. Are they going to be able to compete
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: with Ohio State and Michigan Probably not in terms of
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: the amount of money they have to spend. But you
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: can put a good team together and put something nasty
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: there in East Lansing. It's risky, it's unco comfortable, but
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: it actually has a pretty good shot of working here.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: This is one of those Boomer bust situations. Boomer Bust,
• 19:08
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• 19:13
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• 19:16
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• 19:22
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• 19:28
  Speaker 1: riddle of the day. And here's the mallar riddle of
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: the day. So Cleveland Brown's rookie Shdur Sanders revealed recently
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: that he only uses blank at restaurants. Again, Brown's rookie
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: quarterback Shoulder Sanders revealed recently that he only uses blank
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: at restaurants. That is the Mallor riddle of the day.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: The answer, We'll get to it. We will do it next.
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• 21:04
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• 21:07
  Speaker 1: of sports radio. Back to it we go. Crank that up, Larey.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: This is I'm told the last song that you will
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: hear on Fox Sports Radio this year that does not
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: have ho ho ho or some kind of And that.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Is partially my fault because I forgot the reminder that
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: oh it is for Christmas music. I've just been over
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: here enjoying my back to Monday music.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You've been breaking the protocol here, so we will be
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: going into all. It is December first, and when you
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: think the holiday season, you think bumper music about Christmas
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: is what you think.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: And chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeahs, drain. Well, we have a bunch of Mallord. We
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: have an archive of Malord Christmas tunes that have been
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: sent in over the years, and so if you want
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to send this song in, it'll get a lot of airplay.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: A please.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want AI but if you you actually
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: are you know, I don't care if it sounds so
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: so whatever we want, like ohio al mister PC, he
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: actually sent me an email. Mister PC was very nice,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: was just happy Thanksgiving. He had sent a song in
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: that was a Thanksgiving song, but I didn't get it
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: in time, and then unfortunately I was a good player,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: but he did set a song. But mister PC has
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: really been great and Jay Scoop and those guys. So
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: we do play the holiday songs a lot. It is
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: our way to push back against the machine. Ever, mine
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: got run over as a classic.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: Going back to prison Christmas.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: A couple of legends on the show. AI see there's
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: no such stage is calm be it? Drink you Brye
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: and Yeah beer drinking Brown and half Pint. What a
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: what a fun couple. They were big stars on the
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: show for a couple of years, and then unfortunately he died,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: but she's still around. I don't know what happened, as
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: she talks to Kathy and Madison every once in a while.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: She used to doing Okay, I got to pay off
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the Mallard riddle of the day here. It is Brown's
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: rookie quarterback Shoder Sanders only uses blank at restaurants. That
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: is the question. What is the answer, and let's see
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Mallard prop guy says dine and dash in an effort
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to increase his quarterback rating. Trimp cocktail from Saint Elmo's
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: guessed by Robbie the Mariner fan. It's in Indianapolis. Who else?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Bobby and Florida says he only uses the kids menu.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Wax hair removal from Donkey Sausage. Lady Sideburns also went
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: with the children's menu, moist tallettes from Late Night drug tester,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: paper toilet seat covers guests by Rob the Goatman. What
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: else do we have? Page down? Eileen very funny with
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: a lane kiff and comment there? Who else we have?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: The sink from King Rory, that's his answer. Miguel on
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Fire says he only uses his hands to eat. That's it. No,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: no fork, no chopsticks, single ply toilet paper from Alf
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: the alien O Piner proper English from Justin in Cincinnati.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Who else? Steve Eatball says he only uses his toes
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to eat at restaurants. The women's restroom from ferg Dog.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: See what else do we have? See page down soul
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Glow from just Josh in Cincinnati. Who else do you have?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Page down? I can't see that. I can't read that
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: one on the air, Nate the Hammer says, has his
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: father order for him at restaurants? The travel version of
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: the squatty potty from Fudgie in Boston. Et with the
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: toilet paper chopsticks from JT the Wingman. See what else
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: do we have? Uses the toilet sitting down and wipes
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: with a gasket. It's only from Manuel and Guardina. Big
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Grig Rob says, uses uh Tommy tippy cups at restaurants.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I think sippy a cup. I think I don't know anyway.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Lurana's the Mallard Riddle of
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: the Browns rookie quarterback shotur Sanders only uses blank at restaurants.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: He only uses wet napkins.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Wet napkins? Is that correct?
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: No?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: That is not correct, turns out shrr. Sanders claims he
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: only uses plastic silverware. He claims that they don't clean
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the utensils well enough at restaurants.
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, he might be right, actually, Oh.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Spaghetti spends a lot of time in restaurants. Are they
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: not clean? They don't clean the silverware and all that stuff.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: You just be shocked how much gets stuck on there,
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: like cheese, like hard stuff, and then they just go
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: and scrape it off real fast and wash it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: No, you gotta clean, you see, And you got to
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: put it in the dishwasher and wash it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: You got to have Oh yeah, I get it. But
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: I've seen something.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, did you have to name? No, you probably don't
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: want to name again. South. Let's go. Let's go to
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: eat dog on Long Island in New York. Hello, eat dog, Well,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: go meat doggie dog, Eat dog, Eat doggy.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: Dog Hey, ben Mo, how are you doing well?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You got a new girlfriend? You're doing well, you revealed
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: on Well.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: I'll be honest with you. I have a new girlfriend,
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: camp but she only wants to get pregnant, so I'm
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: not dating her no more.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: That's a different name than you gave me last week,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: though you gave me a different name. Well Melissa, Well no, Melissa, no, no,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: there's there's another day.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: He humpin Nickel, hump Nickel.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: So now you're just making that up. Now you're just
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: making you she's named after a bread maybe Larina.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, hi, I'm here.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: What you said you like Raymond noodle soup?
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: And I did not say that Raymond.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: Okay, anyway, there were two coolers that I like very
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: much see his show manoir. One is Late Night Drug Tester.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: He's not He's not a caller. He just sends comments
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: on social media. Why are you not on Twitter? By
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the way, why are you not ANX or whatever?
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: And I like for Dog even though he stole my
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: nition on my name. Also, Mike Brown is a great coach.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: I have a bet with Joe Dog that he's gonna
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: win thirty games at home. Also, then the Knicks are
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: going to play on Channel four on the next week.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: I want to know who does the announcing. Also, uh
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: Garrett for the Browns. If they trade him to somebody,
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: a good team, they may get some good draft choices.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Also I want is this is this a Cyber Monday deal?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: You've got a lot of rapid fire takes, a lot
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: of rapid fire takes here.
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: I'm ready to go to program tomorrow to get my
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: Can you get some orange juice a nice Jewish telecacy?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, only only the Jews drink the orange juice.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: That makes sense.
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: Also that the guy that his name is Jake, we
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: call the Jake the Snake.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no one's ever called somebody named Jake Jake
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the Snake. That's never happened. For we had a guy.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: We had a guy that was my boardop years ago.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Stay Awake with Jake. Yeah no, we had what about
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Stay Awake with Jake. That's a good nickname, Stay Awake
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: with Jake. Jake Warner used to work here.
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I really like this k hump even though
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: she does weigh two hundred pounds, well.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: She weighs two hundred pounds, but she's seven ten, So
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: that's skinny.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: You know, she's only uh, she's only like five three
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: five four, but she has to beat city.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: City.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: You should be on the offensive line. Man, come on,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: you need offensive lineman. The world needs offensive line. What's
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: wrong with that?
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: I remember I used tobody kill the guy with the ball.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Okay? Can I go? Are you done? What do you want?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: I agree with Lorraina about the wet wet types. You know,
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: for the wet type you know with synders.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, okays a pleasure. It's been a pleasure. Dog. You
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: got through about twelve minutes of content in three minutes.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Are you proud of yourself?
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: I want to host the show because I want to.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: I want to pay. I want to make my amends
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: to uh, blind Scott. I don't want to make all right,
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: hold on.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: A second, let me hold on. Let's see blind Scott.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Dog would like to make amends with you, Blind Scott.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: I hate you. You left oil on my backside.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Man, all right, it's apparently dog he's not very receptive
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: to your offer.
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: Well, you know what he can do. He could go
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: answer the iron if he wants.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: He's made an offer to you there e dog blind.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Scott has made an offer to you. I hate you.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: You left dog, you left loub all over my back lash.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's uh what? What?
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: Oh? When I went to Asiel with my dad, I
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: cut myself in a Coca Cola bottle and I said
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: to the rest to the restaurant, dinery guy, and I said,
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: can I get a Can I get a band aid?
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: He goes, why I go, can I get a band date?
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: And my dad goes, this is the Middle East. They
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: don't know what to get man date is? And uh,
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: well Scott doesn't know what the blinds uh either?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: All right? Well he hung up. So I tell you
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: he scared of me. I think he's scared of he must.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: I am the greatest and me and Malissa will rides
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: to the occasion.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: They okay, well there we'll go, Thank you, go away.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Bugatti the trucker driving around somewhere in
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: the northeast. Hello, Bugatti the trucker. Welcome.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: I'll break one, break one now, radio Chuck.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: You got me a loud and clear over there, loud
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: and clear ten four ten for lone and clear.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: I put five bucks chests around Stafford and like I
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: knew he was gonna lose again. He's not gonna go nowhere.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: And guess who's MVP that first off? That first comes down.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Stafford's not gonna go anywhere, even though he's
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: already won a super Bowl with the Rams.
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: It doesn't matter.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it doesn't that's a dated that's a
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: dated take. You just gave it dated take, Bugatti, that's
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: a day to take. That's it's that's just that's what
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I heard before the Rams won. He can't win because
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: he's never won. Well, he won one.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: And uh, let's call Lane Kiffin and see if he
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: lets us know what church you want to pray for.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I need a million too, I know I can. I can.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I pray to God and God tell me to take
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the hundred million dollars. I like that too, can that's
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: good advice.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: I'll definitely take him. Man, he's giving me twenty eight
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: hundred bucks a week. I'm not complain it, but I'll
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: definitely take you.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. It plays well man.
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: And look at the Jets. The Jets one, well, we.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Get too excited about that? Are you excited about that?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: You know you're a cowboy fan. What do you care?
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: Sports fan? I love sports on a round you that's
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: all to watch. I want to watch things on Sundays.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: I want to watch good football.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, the Jets aren't good football. You're backing
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: up right now. I feel like you're backing up.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: No, No, that means I got I means I got
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: to all light. It tells me when to stop.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got you.
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna to the truck. I'm gonna test the truck.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna Tesla truck? Okay, Hello, how are those?
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: It's all right? Not that bad. I didn't care for
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: it all.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about like a big ring, like a
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: big big thing? Or oh wow, yeah that's what I thought.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I've only seen those on the internet, I have. I've
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: seen photos of them, I haven't seen them actually out
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: and about? So how long is how long does the
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: battery last for in those things?
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: I haven't over that long?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Longly.
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: I only dropping hook So I got an easy gig.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I got you. And then they just plug it in
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: when you're not doing it, and then that's all they
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: got it, and that's it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: I just right now, I'm gonna pull up to the conscoles.
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna reversion to the dock and they don't load.
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: Me after fifteen minutes and then I have back.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, look at that. Well, but I love Costco.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Make sure that they get all the Kirkland brand products
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: that you're bringing them.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, man, and listen. And it's December first,
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: and the Cowboys and won the Super Bowl, just to
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: let you know, all.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Right until December fifteenth when they don't. But I got
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: to thank you. All right, there's the great Bugatti. He's
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: all excited about the Cowboys at Bugatti with his Tesla truck.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to helmet man. So the rescue I
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: did look for helmet man. I wasn't so far. I
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: did not see helmet man when I was exiting. Hello,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: helmet Man.
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: I got up there at four after four o'clock.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was long gone by then. I had to
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: get out of the game was over by that. I
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: had to get out of there. You're like, well, I
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: did leave. The game was over. The Raiders suck. The
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: game was over, and I was like, I got to
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: get out of here because there's a lot of people leaving,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: and I get to the studio and get ready for
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: the overnight show. Oh, Mike uh from Vinnis said hello,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: he's a worker there. Oh he ran into you. Yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: oh that's for Look at that Malard Militia guys bonding
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: at Sofa Stadium.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: I love when that happens.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Did he buy anything?
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: No, No, he was with a love of work in it.
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: I think you were gonna Harry, he's in a hurry.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, but he Mike, Yeah, but he recognized you, he
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: knew who you were.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he said, he recognized my voice on radio.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Oh look at that. You're famous, helmet man. You have
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: very distinctive cadence there. You do.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: In first place.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Well that's that's because of the Steelers gagging things away there.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you are. You are factually correct at this
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: particular moment in time. Are you excited about you have
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: raven fever?
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Ravens are. They're tied, but they have the tiebreakers,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: so the Ravens are in first place. And overall, if
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: you look at your conference standings, the Ravens are the
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: fourth team in the the fourth in the AFC, which
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: means if the playoffs were to start today, Ravens would
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: be at so far to take on the charges right
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: there where you hang out.
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and uh did you run into Tim Kate?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: No, I did not see Tim.
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: I don't think he Yeah, I thought he the hosts
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: of the Raider games.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does that from a studio though he doesn't
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: actually go to the games. He just does that from
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  Speaker 1: a studio.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I was about that. But I walked around Monty.
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  Speaker 1: Leven v I t yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: I was right over in that area. I looked for
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  Speaker 1: you as like maybe I'll run into helmet man. I
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  Speaker 1: ran into you one time out there, but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: see you. Yeah, I didn't see yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Oh unfortunately George Lopez then he is a Raider fan.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see George there. Did not see George. I
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  Speaker 1: saw a lot of drunk Raider fans, but I did
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  Speaker 1: not see George.
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  Speaker 7: So yeah, you kind of went to the Laker games.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that he did that. The Lakers played Memphis,
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  Speaker 1: that's I think. Did they played Memphis? Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: I think? So that's not a great game, the same thing? Whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Uh they suck?
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  Speaker 7: Uh in let's see where. Oh yeah, I got home
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  Speaker 7: at eleven.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you were there late late night for your helmet man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: jamake any money selling me?
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  Speaker 7: Oh no, because I didn't want to unrope my bungeee courts.
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  Speaker 7: I had too many of those, I gotcha. Backing up
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  Speaker 7: the I am the lambs who up there, and they
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  Speaker 7: had fights and uh they were having fights in front
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  Speaker 7: of seven and eleven.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't sound very good. That sounds fun?
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  Speaker 6: Did you record it?
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 8: I you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm amazed by, helmet man. When I used to go
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  Speaker 1: to years ago, helmet Man. I used to go to
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  Speaker 1: cover the Lakers at the Forum when they played there
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  Speaker 1: back in the day. I'm old. And that's there was
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  Speaker 1: a sizzler right across. It's still there. Like that whole
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  Speaker 1: area around the stadium's changed because it's expensive real estate,
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  Speaker 1: but there's that sizzler is still still there. It's great.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go, helmet man, love you man, call me again,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I gotta go at top of the morning.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. There's a great helmet man. We are
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  Speaker 1: a terrible executive slash owner. And so any advice to
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  Speaker 7: The Raiders were eliminated when they named Gino Smith their
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: starting quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. They traded for him and then paid him.
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  Speaker 1: What a bunch of dumb dumbs. Oh, my god. This
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  Speaker 1: It's the great, the one and only, our friend Rick
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  Speaker 1: and Maryland. Line six, you're on the air we're giving advice.
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  Speaker 1: So the Raiders they have not won a postseason games
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  Speaker 1: playoffs this year. No no playoffs for them.
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  Speaker 6: I want some Raymond noodles?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Raymond, Yeah, Raymond new that's uh I think that's
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Line number three, you're on the air line three.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, Yeah, champions in March.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, well they do win the they win the offseason, they do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Line four, you're on the airline for it's the incident
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  Speaker 7: I go, oh man, we can take sh I'm playing that.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: The Panthers Rams got black bur What about your chief.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't call up after the Chiefs game. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: call you fraud. You didn't call up after the Chiefs game. Fraud.