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Whackhead prank Call: Estate Manager meltdown · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
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  Speaker 1: crank car from Darren Wackhead Simpthing's ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so here we go this poor guy that I'm
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  Speaker 2: about to prank. Now, look, sometimes when I'm doing a prank,
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  Speaker 2: the person who pops me an email has got all
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  Speaker 2: the details. I can phone a brother, sister, cousin, I
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  Speaker 2: can phone everybody to get what I need. Okay, sometimes
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  Speaker 2: the details are quite scant, and I go, all right,
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  Speaker 2: let's just go in. So I was fed all the
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  Speaker 2: wrong information, you know, specific detail. However, you know I
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  Speaker 2: can bob and weave around st Yeah, I was gonna
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  Speaker 2: say where you set up? Well you know that you
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  Speaker 2: say that maybe, but so so look I'm getting I
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  Speaker 2: start with all the wrong details, but then I switch around. Basically,
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  Speaker 2: this is a if you live in a a state,
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  Speaker 2: you know these are these problems. I would hate to
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  Speaker 2: live in a a state. I have lived in a
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  Speaker 2: couple of states before. The complaints A complain about everything,
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  Speaker 2: and the worst thing is the estate manager. You'll get
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  Speaker 2: an email, you'll get a letter. You'll even when you're
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  Speaker 2: coming in the gate, you'll get a word from the
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  Speaker 2: estate manager. And then you'll also get a phone call,
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  Speaker 2: so forget about the details. They'll unpack themselves.
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  Speaker 1: The detail because all the details are on. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: wind this guy up. Here we go, mister Datya, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I believe you've sent me an email. I haven't been
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  Speaker 1: at a place to get your email. By my secretary
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  Speaker 1: has told me that you sent me.
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  Speaker 3: Also received that applying from my email.
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  Speaker 2: Perhaps, she replied on my behalf. That's strange why she
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  Speaker 2: sent that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually very upset about what happened. I wasn't informed
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  Speaker 3: about cut of electricity. If the owner owes you money.
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  Speaker 2: The electricity coming out of one five to four, there's
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  Speaker 2: an outstanding amount. Honestly, whether it's you or the previous tenant,
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  Speaker 2: we don't care. There's an outstanding amount that needs to
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  Speaker 2: be paid.
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  Speaker 3: So you mean the electricity coming out of the unit
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  Speaker 3: not plaid up. Everything that electricity usage is plaid up
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  Speaker 3: in the fool.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying that the amount that was outstanding.
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  Speaker 3: There for electricity.
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  Speaker 2: Until that amount is being paid, we're not going to
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  Speaker 2: reconnect to electricity. And that's the amount of nineteen thousand roe,
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  Speaker 2: which I hardly think you're going to get out of
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  Speaker 2: someone by today nineteen.
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  Speaker 3: It's not for the electricity, it's for something else. It's
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  Speaker 3: for ladies. Listen to please. I'm sending you down. Try
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  Speaker 3: and we're going to have a problem.
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  Speaker 2: We would have been more accommodating, mistress if you hadn't
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  Speaker 2: been a problem tenant in the complex from the beginning.
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  Speaker 3: We see, we see what am I the problem client?
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  Speaker 2: I've seen the complaints.
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  Speaker 3: What complaints you give me?
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  Speaker 2: That?
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  Speaker 3: You give me one complaint?
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  Speaker 2: One complaint April okay, reported by by a security guard
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  Speaker 2: driving over the speed limit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, come on, give me a break. You don't even
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  Speaker 3: know what guid drive. And did he have a speed
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  Speaker 3: detiction system?
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  Speaker 2: No, he didn't.
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  Speaker 3: He purely works on he's thinking I'm driving up speed.
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  Speaker 2: He works purely on.
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  Speaker 3: God feel No, I will not speed in the conflict.
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  Speaker 2: There's more a complaint coming from And I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if I should be telling you this from your neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, that you were spying on her while she
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  Speaker 2: was tanning.
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  Speaker 3: What this is ridiculous. That's a big good joke everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: But yes, continued suspicion of theft, suspicion off.
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  Speaker 2: From an adjacent allegedly, what the claim says, Yea, the
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  Speaker 2: people were away for the weekend and you went into
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  Speaker 2: the yard and helped yourself to one or two things.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, you want to make this personal October.
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  Speaker 2: You kicked someone's dog. Yes, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know what nonsense speaking dogs and I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I've got my own dog. That's that's that's the worst
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  Speaker 3: of it. I got my own dog.
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  Speaker 2: Listen. I spoke to Marius from me and he said,
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  Speaker 2: you had a whole mouthful to say. He went the
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  Speaker 2: this morning, so he does not want to help you
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  Speaker 2: one morning.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't even speak to him this morning. You
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  Speaker 3: had joke. You are a joke. You know why I
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  Speaker 3: spoke to you this morning. I spoke to live So you
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  Speaker 3: know what, mister toy, do what you need to do,
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  Speaker 3: because you're absolutely talking book.
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  Speaker 2: Whether it is Marius or Lynd doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think this is mister Toy speaking.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you think it is? I think?
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  Speaker 1: And and why do you think that?
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  Speaker 3: Because and first of all, you didn't have your facts
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  Speaker 3: straight and becoming ridiculous what you're sucking out of your
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  Speaker 3: fun I'm going to kick you. I'm so mad, I'm
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  Speaker 3: actually shaking.
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  Speaker 2: Excellent I'm so mad, but excellent. I was given all
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  Speaker 2: the wrong information, picked it up