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BONUS: Mid-Season Mailbag Purge · Get Into Gate: A Stargate Podcast

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Get into Gate a little male Bag special and we call it that because we
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don't like to say that the episode that falls into the mid season finale break
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because Maddie hates that sort of talk. We have. Hey, it's one
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hundredth episode special specials every now, plus we get to sing the song It's
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It's a gay every male Bag. No one knew that was coming special.
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Remember the lyrics. I was looking at midnight, what is it? What
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is it? I was looking at yours. I was like, mam Ma,
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well, I forget the cameras for that one. And you'd show that
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to someone who lip breaths and I don't know what they're actually not saying words.
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If they're making noises, they're either retarded or Australia or they're just from
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Queensland, right, yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah.
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It's a very niche yeah yeah. And even between Brendan and I,
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we're both in Queensland at Carmel, but Brendan was not from Queensland initially,
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whereas I very much was. So I was. I was a real special
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little pet in the corner of the classroom, so different kind of acoustic.
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It really was. It really was yeah, we want to touch the introment
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may a thousand flags fly you know, Bob Cattle, Sorry, but I
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don't waste any more time. Well, every three months someone dies of a
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crocodile attack in North Queensland. Yeah, but they do. That's the crazy
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thing. Cool. It doesn't mean deep people can't get married. Well,
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you know you don't care about crocodile people proclippers. But I don't waste any
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more time. It's one of the great turn around if you're overseas and you
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just want to cliche as I think it's not. He's still like very much.
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You know what the exception you we're just typing, Bob catter k a
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double T e R what crocodiles just just you know what, just doom.
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Do you know why I thought of it is because last week I was scrapping
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my friend Mike in Canada and he quoted it from Canada because one of his
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best friends, Courty, it's her go to things. She quotes it on
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a daily basis, someone living in you know, for Halifax, Canada.
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Yeah, I'm glad that's a batim verbatim. She knows better than we do.
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Quarantine. The accent perfect and that's the thing. Where is he He's
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in our state. He's in the northern part of our state, but he's
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still very much of our state. I mean, Melbourne's close. That's true.
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Got a weird country, weird country. Speaking of weird countries, let's
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read some mail. Hello, I've got a picture here from one Holy Corbett
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formerly. It's a picture message. It says, hey, Maddie get finally
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love and og swifty and it's a picture of her at the tailes. She
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made it, she get tickets. Uh, I don't know. I think
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she just stood outside and listened. I'm not sure. Heaps people did that,
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but you weren't allowed to jump there very high or sing loudly because of
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our That sounds like because it was nanny State. Actually watched like the parties
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that are over in America and the tailgating sort of situations almost where there would
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be more people outside around the stadium belting it out and jumping up and down,
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making noise and blowing off speakers and stuff. And they were actually told
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in Australia said don't don't shop and do that in great numbers because you're carabineers
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either. Stupid nanny state bullshit. It's a really fun concert. It was
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good. It actually did seem She says, I literally had to pull over
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while driving to send you this. I was so hurt. You know how
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it's kind of funny when people you love ship on things you hate but not
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others. I don't know. Yeah, you've taken a big hit mate.
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Yeah, okay, she loves hates you. She loves me, but hates
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me now because I hatel Swift. No, she loves Taylor Swift. That
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doesn't I mean, you don't understand women. So it's fine, who does
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Just replace the book about it? Replace every every time I said Taylor Swift
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there, replaced with Ed Sheeran, And then maybe that'll make sense for you.
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Yeahan sucks not to not to. This isn't more of a shade throwing
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situation at someone like Holly or the Swifties. But it just she was looking
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at the picture she sat and saying, you know, she was so angry
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and hurt, as if we'd personally offended her, even though we didn't mention
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anyone by name except for Taylor Swift herself. But that's the well we live
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in. People taking I want to It's like it's not a shout out to
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my cousin. She went, and she is hard core swifty to the point
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where that song of hers, I think it's still her like latest single,
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because she hasn't really released anything in a while. Obviously, new album's about
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to drop. I get it, swifties don't come outing, but is it
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over now? Apparently something to do with Harry Stars? Can it be right?
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So we played it when it dropped, and then we sort of talked
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about it, and we obviously had a bit of a laugh about something I
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don't know nothing in particular. My cousin messages like, how dare you do
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this? Script's a great blah blah blah fh Harry Stars, okay great.
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Three months later I ran into my cousin. She's like, so why did
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you Why did you say that that day? I said, oh yeah,
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I thought she's having me on. Oh yeah, blah blah blah blah,
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But like, did you guys know, did you actually research into this?
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And I'm like, I still thought she was joking. And then she went
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on this two or three minute tirade and I actually I said, I was
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sorry, I'm going to stop you there. I thought you were joking.
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I'm not here for this conversation and just walked inside. I'm not here for
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this. I actually didn't. I didn't think that that's a serious position that
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anyone takes, especially you. But she went to the concert and this will
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you know what Brenda's been sitting here, not defending it, but defending its
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certainly matterian like respecting the power that Tail Swift has. But because you wouldn't
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put her in that class, if you're an NFL supporter, I can understand
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why you did it. Sure, I just mean as a musician and a
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music fan and a different artist, right because my cousin wrote this after going
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down to one of us, you shouldn't see any gigs. What an honor
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it is to exist at the same time as the best singer and songwriter of
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all times Elton John long lived Taylor Swift forever and always in my Swifty era.
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And then the heart hand thing. Had she actually had had she not
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have actually tagged Taylor Swift, would have just been what it is to exist
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at the same time as the best singer and songwriter of all time. I
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would have been like, holy shit, did you see Elton John? Oh
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my god, I didn't realize and just throwing the Beatles got back together,
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yeah right, like no, please, McCartney was here last year, like
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just throw out something really strange and just to see her like rage. You
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know. So what I'm gathering from that is that Swifties make BTS fans look
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normal. Oh they're not even in the same conversation. Which one is that
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exactly? The K pop yeah like BTS? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
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Are they five or seven man strong? I don't know. I'm all on
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board eighties. So okay, this is the Carmel thing. But I've never
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heard of ates. Well they're a new band. Well they're not new,
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they've been They're my K pop band. They're playing Coachella. Yeah, I've
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always wanted to go to Coachella. I would almost go for these guys.
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They're good, but that's my I'm not got this year. If if there
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is a coach where there's free booze, I'll be on Coachella. Yeah,
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or a coach that gives out free booths like coach that gives out free We've
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had a few of them, yeah, in style, Brendan's dad being one
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of them. Jimmy loved to hand out some free piss well the great alcoholics
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never met the man. But I'm just assuming no alcoholics, not as bad
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as can handle a beer. And he obviously drank while he was mom.
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Well yeah, return yeah, and you and Brendan obviously, me and Brendan
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are returned. Yeah, acoustic. It's just like just hit just hit back
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fifteen seconds in that listener. Wow, obviously he's drunk when he rude your
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mom. And then Brendan thankfully saved for that. Well obviously because that was
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a real awkward boy, I was in my head to joke is more like,
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we all see your mom was drinking while she was pregnant with you.
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But yeah, and then I had to backtrack and do she's yeah, that's
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that's where that's where it could have been interpreted like he didn't say obviously he
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had to be drunk. It was obviously that my mom's dead. Just give
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me some of those, Give me some of those we find. What do
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I want? Cruel summer? If you want to, I'll go further up.
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Fan mail from Matthew Powell, who I look, I went to school
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with Matthew Palmer, probably not this blake. Hello, gentlemen, Tis I
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here from England. No he's not from the Gold Coaster that I went with.
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You're right? Is I Matthew here from England all the way from London?
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You're right, a Patina. I've always loved Stargate since I was crawling.
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Yes, I'll have a tea. What's a Sunday? Of course?
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Grabbed Charlie moves and face Kim drunk? What that? Megan's the right slot?
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I mean this. I believe that's called pegging. Okay, so we
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said hi so far. Have always loved Stargate since I was calling the wraith
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wraith he's at the age of four. Mom, Tina, wraithee, I've
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popped a drink. That's what that's what. That's what it's called when a
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wraith gives you a hand job. A wraithee. She's my girlfriend now your
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mom? Wa Okay. I never really listened to anything in the audio meeting
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by music, and then I decided, what the hell? I found a
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podcast and me blood of all time what. I've changed the accents so many
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times and none of them are correct. The mobile makes noise now their record
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player amazing. Let let me pay me bill for free toow Wear TV.
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I love you past he gets it. Gets it they had. They share
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the same humor. You know, we couldn't do this to an American?
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Could we love American? We would and we have. I'm just you know,
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they just wouldn't take it as well well, so we say, which
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they don't like. But also, you know, you know, here,
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here I am, Here, I am five months and two hundred and forty
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one episodes down the rabbit hole and fast approaching the new ones. It's been
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bloody brilliant binging and holding back tears of laughter. Eleven out of ten got
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me into podcasts. Have a good one. Ps Eat ship, Cooper,
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Yeah, eat ship. Let's order a Chinese put curry on it because it
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looks like shit. What Yeah, chips. We love some some chili chili
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chips, Chili chips with curry sauce. As we get a Chinese. There's
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nothing Chinese about that, guys, nothing, Oh, Madi people, Thanks
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Maddie, Maddie, you're a bloody has re said long like many many many
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moons ago. We only roast the ones we love absolutely. Yep. Me
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best mate from grade one to grade three and now he's a great jockey,
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Matthew Palmers. So we're in Australia. That made of mine. So he's
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a tiny little fellow. Yeah, Brendan, where's the mail bag? I
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do I do have open yet? We've been in twenty minutes? I do.
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I got on on that email. What do we call these? The
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incoming traveler? Unscheduled off world activation? Scheduled off world activation. Guys,
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I've preheard this one. It's a little weird. I'm just going to say
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that, Well, that's going to seem out of place based on the last
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ten minutes production value. Yeah. Hi, Robert Core, executive producer of
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Stargate Star Atlantis create co creator Nipple Cripple Champion. But enough about me.
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I just had something to say. You guys heard that you talk about my
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work a lot. It hasn't been good feedback. All I can say about
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that is like I care. You guys are losers. You are probably the
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worst podcast I have ever heard of, and definitely not number one Stargate podcast.
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Uh. I grew up Canada, you know I knew that, so
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you know I'm kind of tough. I eat bears for breakfast. My dad
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would hunt and he would shoot a bear and make me eat bear. Right,
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I had to eat bear and he'd be like, Oh, we're gonna
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eat today, Robert, You're gonna eat today. Boy, We're gonna love
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it. And I didn't understand. My father was a pirate and loved to
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shoot bears. So that's why I became a writer. Anyway, enough about
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me. When my when my dad he would he would take me on Ryan
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Corner because I was scared of the butterflies. I would say, Dad,
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here next to the trees. And that's why there's lots of trees and stargate.
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Anyway, enough about me, rap song, Yo, I'm Robert Cooper.
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Robert see you all gotta know that I'm in. I'm a writer,
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Yo, I'm an e key, I'm a writer, yo, e p.
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I'm a creative series. Have you heard of Elijah Woods? Maybe you
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have because I know him good. They've all they've all heard of me.
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I'm Robert Cooper. But enough about it. I am creator of starting shows.
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What do you see? You see your big nerd? No? I
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eat bear? My dad gave me chlamydia from the bear, gave me trigging
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nosis, got aids or some ship. Wow? You know he supplies.
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He's are not intro and outro music, which is as noise as you're hearing
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is from Canada. That's the signals. Oh, I think he's working the
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draws on McDonald. He said he was letting slow. What a fuck dumbo
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not even rap. Not only can he not rite and kind of rap idiot,
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he also is white Cooper so white. Yeah, piece of ship.
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That was incredible, That's fantastic. I have no idea what he said to
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any of that. Was there? Well, he was driving. Was there
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people in the extreme faint background yelling at him for cutting him off in trapping?
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That what was happening? Yeah, the road raging because he was oblivious
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just driving through. Yeah, he's driving through like a military school. One
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point that I realized that was the music under me, people yelling, and
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then there was the drumming and ship. Yeah, that was the Canada plays
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out in his car non stop. Him just like just mounting's just bump,
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just bouncing off his I'm a great driver probably, Well, you know,
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he's obviously got impaired hearing, so that's why he's gotta be careful these days.
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He's a piece of ship. Ship. Yeah, speaking of Canada,
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I've got an email here from Yam Yam good. Hi, guys. Yan
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here from Costa Rica, originally from Montreal, Canada. I believe I believe
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Montreal is the French part of Canada? Is he? So I might say
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Hey, my name is Yam Yam Michaell from from Montreal, Canada. I
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started watching Stargate was it Twelfth Tim and decided to follow along with your podcast.
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Hell you French. You guys are amazing, fundy, creative and bring
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a wonderful perspective to this year. That was a little bit Swedish. I'm
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I'm at episode seven six, episode four ten and Maddie keeps bringing up Star
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Trek. Just for the record, I love it. Now I'm grue again.
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Put it Mattie, you are the best. I wish you would bring
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out the piano more often. We got Have we got the piano? Can
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be far off? The piano? Hang on a second, yes, yes,
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we do. What will in the piano? Boys? Shut? Then
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it's time welcome Graham. You've got great gee, now I've got grazy uh.
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Thank you for what you've done throughout the years. I keep looking forward
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to hearing you all and hope you guys are getting to the point where it's
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becoming someone lucrative. I can't only imagine the work and money is put into
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this. Thank you, Thank you, Yan speak with me for as out.
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What would that what would you think? Why would that remind you?
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Thank you? That was lovely and yeah, any any ye Graham, any
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any star trek love I can get, I will take. So thank you,
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Thank you, sir. Yeah that fair cool from from outside because unfortunately
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you're you're not getting much much except when Craig's here. Yeah. Yeah,
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we had the in jokes that week. I like you with we were the
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camel boys that week. I felt that I button didn't getressed very much because
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I would have been number the phantom. Hey we go. I mean I'm
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throwing it back, you know, real real, real deep down into the
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into the old male bag here, short and sweet one star review listener.
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From the beginning, it's just too much white guy hate. What but we
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are another white guy with a podcast. We had three white guys with a
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podcast, three three middle aged guys of the podcast. So what does that
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mean you hated it the whole time? I think it's who's just gotten too
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much? We're not allowed to be self aware where we're three white guys just
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double dotted via Apple Podcasts. So I wrote more details please. Yeah.
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Yeah, it was just it's too much white guy hate. Do we hate
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white guys too much? Or we oh yeah guys that hate stuff. Yeah,
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you're right, maybe we're self loathing. You know, I love myself.
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I took that is in we like we're so woke. We just hate
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other that's what I talk like double dotted making up. But we're hating on
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white guys. You're right that you can take it either way. It may
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I do take it either way. Yeah. It made shout out to Zoie
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from our first so I know, I just don't know why you guys so
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homophobic, especially with Maddy being gay in the room. And hang on a
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second, that was fun. Well we all before the podcast. Yeah,
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And like I've always we're all got, we're all God should in the dark.
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So yes, any goal as they always say, Yeah, it's not
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gay if you can't see what's happening in snowflake. Oh that was Maddie snowflake
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alert. Well, speaking of snowflakes, I've got a twitter on here.
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Well. X rating resead Vanessa Harris tweeted out the X algorithm is broken.
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I liked a few Stargate tweets and now x things I want to see Star
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Trek posts as well. Does it not understand the nuance fragmentation of sci fi
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fandoms now YouTube fragmentation. What that means is go on? No, no,
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no, she says, I blame I blame high pitch Maddie from Getting
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to Gate for fooling the algorithm into thinking Star Trek content belongs in discussion about
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Stargate. Thank you, Vanessa, I agree, Vanessa. Yeah, Vanessa,
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one of the great contributors. Absolutely, because she Vanessa's written one here.
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After listening to two hundred and twenty eight episodes of Getting the Gate,
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I've learned one thing. Brandan is usually right and Maddie is usually wrong.
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Sorry, Maddie. The longer Bye is so bad even the poop Planet rejected
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it. The long Goodbye? Oh the wee one. Nah, I love
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it. Go on, Mitch, go on, fiddle fingers. Brendon knows
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way more about Stargate than I mean that person person. See you scurrying around
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over on your keyboard looking for that you enough? What do we all say
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that we liked before the show? Cox? Yeah, that's right, excellent,
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that like I've always said a wrong man can always find a friend who
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said that. Our female co host, That's why I didn't. That's why
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I didn't recognize it. That's why she turned out as soon as she an
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host. God gets a quarter of the pay of Quiet in the corner there
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place, just listening, look little little other review here. Four five stars,
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guys, I mean, keep them coming. Thank god, I found
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more people who love this show. They say, I'm so glad to have
23:10
found a podcast that talks about my favorite show. I've been watching all the
23:14
Star Gazers since they aired on TV. That's a classic typo. All right,
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if you write Stargate, it'll change to star Gaze. Like when I
23:23
get a lot of d M saying hey Marty, Yes, you often do
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say him Marty to you. Which it's interesting with star Gay I thought maybe
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they were just like pluralizing. I like, it's like as a Trekkie,
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I'm a treky and then there's people who are Treky's and Trekkers. He's a
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fan of Stargate, a stargazer. No, I was still star a gay.
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I still say where where Yeah? Like a gay or obviously gayor is
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gonna ga? I can't wait till you guys talk about Stargates Universe. I
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enjoyed it for a bit, but kept up, but keep up the work.
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I feel like they didn't finish their sentence. I can't wait to you
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guys talk about Stutget universe. I enjoyed it for a bit, but keep
24:07
out the good work. I'm always waiting for the next episode. That's I'm
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not Batman ninety five. I'm not Kim I'm not Batman ninety five. I'm
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also always waiting for the next episode. I'm always just waiting on these two
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to sort of the shit out. Yeah, blur alone, Mitch, my
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name's Mitch. I need to drag Brennan into my mind. I just had
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three weeks off, so you know again, I didn't need to. You
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will sit down when we tell you to sit down. Hey, I'm just
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banking all my all my paid leave for season five of Atlanta. That's what.
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I've never missed an episode, never missed an episode. It's like season
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five Atlantis. He's just not here for Yeah. I'll be like I'll be
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like Brennan in high school sexy sexty teen, sexy teen. All the teachers
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told me mister and mister missus Peter Phile well Peters, A I wish all
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the Peters. There are a lot of Peters. We did have a lot
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of teachers named Peter. Poh a lot. Like I'm just literally running through
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one of the one of them was not a Peter. Names I did.
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I did. Teacher whose first name was Yorker? Got him? The woman
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a woman y r k e R. Yeah, well, I mean Yorker.
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God, you should have what does that mean? Many? What's a
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Yorker? I have no idea. It's a name, It's a person's name.
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You throw a Yorker. You're obviously playing what game my Yorker, your
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Yorker Yorker Baseball? Baseball. I'm going with baseball. Got him? What
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cricket? Cricket, mate, cricket all day? What do you what?
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What is what is a yorker in cricket? When you bowet straight at the
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bottom of the stumps him in the toe, trying to like hit, not
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trying to bounce it in front of them, trying to directly ironically, this
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is what's going through that he said, right now. Yeah, m well,
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least at least what was happening before that at least l b W makes
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sense. Why do they call it a Yorker. I don't actually care.
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Area was a No, it's fine. We can move on. We can
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absolutely move on. I've got a message here. I got a message her
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from Sunny is that Ree's daughter. Isn't this We've got a message here from
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Reese's daughter, says I'm the singer. I mean she's like, she's she's
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up quickly. Well, I'm the singer for a metal band. Ship here.
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Well done. So, I mean she's only what like four, that's
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impressive. Uh. And I have to give Brendan a k. Uncle Brendan
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mad props on introducing me to Wizard via the podcast. That makes sense because
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Brendan will be Reee would be smashing the the Wizard at heart. And look,
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I don't want to assume, but I reckon, Sonny's a bloke.
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No, it's it's clearly Reese's daughter. Something else. I've seen that,
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yea, I've got that. Doesn't that profile picture looks like a man with
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a beard. I'm just saying it looks like it, man. So you
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know, if you're going to talk, turn around, you better Sonny ask
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Uncle Brendan was wondering if you had heard of this one and sent a YouTube
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link to Thor's Hammer Remastered. Were we doing sounds of Stargate but we weren't
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devastated. Maybe we'll save that for the series finale or something. We'll just
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crank out some thoughts Hammer. Yeah, we can do like a what what
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wasn't our number two pick for season one was Hammer? What was definitely to
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three? Politics? Let's just say it was politics? Maybe emancipation? Obviously
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obviously he's joking. I think it was something like where we you didn't like
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it that much for the grace of God, probably the rest of God,
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of chandalists. It's okay, it's fine. Last that was season two though,
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wasn't it? Hates an old blake? See, because I always get
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them confused. I watched season two first. We should probably listen to a
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Stargate podcast and find out. Yeah, we can google. We could google
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it, or I could look at my book. Holy we've already read your
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email. Whatever you do, we don't get to google anything. Now we've
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already done your only Google things for Ariana Grande fans. Sorry, Okay,
28:52
now now I'm really jumping go home. Thank you and christ Sonny message number
29:06
one. I'm thinking great you jumped in earlier, as Brennan said, Oh,
29:10
I was reading from the bottom. You guys are obviously deeper in the
29:12
mail bag than I am. Yeah, I'm still like I'm I'm still two
29:17
knuckles deep. You guys are like wrists deep. Well they with a beard
29:22
have said, just top off, the water is warm. Just started listening
29:25
to you guys about a month ago, I mean season three currently, and
29:26
you guys are riot. I have wonderful time listening when I'm driving or when
29:30
I'm cleaning around the house. As a hard core star trek fan, I
29:36
sympathize with Maddie because all my friends give me a hard time about it as
29:40
well. Well, maybe you take a hint, Sonny, come on in
29:44
the water. Fine, keep bringing the laughs though. We all need a
29:47
good laugh, sure mate, Sincerely, Sonny. Can you sit on that
29:52
beard? Can you imagine of Tantaler's is only the eleventh episode of Stargate that's
29:56
wild expanding things? Yeah, point yeah, yeah, I mean it makes
30:03
sense. I guess yeah, because that was thinking about it logically. Yeah.
30:07
Obviously. That was Daniel's first time catching up with Catherine after the show.
30:11
Started, and yeah, they wouldn't because Daniel. At the start of
30:14
that episode, Daniel's watching the old type with Beckett with doctor Doctor with his
30:22
shoes, his boots, underwater, boots in his helmet. You can wear
30:27
these the water. Oh, I shrek a reason, plassy augus. I've
30:40
got an email here from David mcfarlaneh shrek, Hey guys, hope you all
30:48
are well. Firstly, I need to apologize. I've seen this every day
30:52
for months and in my Monda said, oh I need to message the guys,
30:56
but I'm a lazy bastard. Back to French. So apologies and all
31:02
that. I've been everywhere, man, pick your accent. Where are you
31:08
from the company? I've been everywhere. The country next to me was having
31:14
an election recently and the runner now winner was Michael No this is amazing.
31:22
The runner now winner. What's Michael shoes? What's Michael Shanks? Guys understood
31:37
the country next to me was having an election recently and the running their winner
31:41
was mich He talking about England. He doesn't say, I thought you said
31:47
he's from Scotland. Details You've just assumed an accent because he says talks about
31:51
Shetland. Later on, so we'll see what happens. What's it's a journey,
31:55
follow me along. Now, this is not like Shetland. In the
32:00
last episode people from Shetland eat. They're young and are almost as north as
32:06
you can go. Even the rest of us Scots try to ignore them.
32:10
He's Scottish to let you know. Tablet is not fudge. Tablet is just
32:16
a pet, a packet of diabetes. If any of you have been unfortunate
32:24
enough to see you hungry, now around take it? Are you getting around
32:34
so quick? If any of you have betun to see Prometheus, where they
32:42
find the cave drawings at the start was Shetland. But I digress. The
32:47
reason I wanted to mention the shady Scottish Michael Shanks is because, as you
32:52
guys love Braveheart the movie, William Wallace had his beef with the Duke of
32:58
Hamilton, which started a roll. Mike Shanks is the MP for don't don't
33:04
down Hamilton. Do you have any Hamilton great people? Anyway? I love
33:09
the show and all that jazz. Have a good one, yeare mag what's
33:15
your name? Scottish coin, David McFarlane, David mcfarty, Donkey donkey,
33:22
Jason, we can do it again. Go ahead, buy this in a
33:28
while a long time. This was the Journey season, was when I was
33:32
doing around the world. Wasn't it has a way to make me enjoy?
33:37
Yeah? We start to talk about Hey, I I snapped a one of
33:46
your Box of Shame ones and I know you're not going to read it out,
33:50
but I just thought it was really this is this is an entry that
33:57
was put into you know what? We did that on the YouTube hundredth episode?
34:02
Did the Box of Shane? Did I ever do my penance for that?
34:06
Yeah? Okay, good. You could have said no one. I
34:07
would have had no idea read this. I'll read it. You want to
34:13
read it? Yeah, okay, all right, it's uhated just means December.
34:17
Just means the next time I talk about Star Trek, I've got one
34:20
in the bank. That was after the yes though, you're gonna hear me
34:27
your phone do after? Oh yah? Sorry, I thought you no where
34:31
Where am I looking after? After the snowflake? There it is? Got
34:36
it? Oh, Michael Tama, you son of a bitch. Martin Giro
34:45
and Robert Cooper have amazing comedic writing skills. I love the episodes where bugs
34:51
are the main episode opposition episodic opposition. I also admit that Brennan is right
34:55
about no, I can't say that got it. I also have different opinions
35:05
that Brennan and I have about the Beta Antarctic DHD having a different point of
35:09
origin symbol, which was the original symbol for Earth. Thank you, and
35:14
now I have. Now that I've admitted this fact, I will never bring
35:17
it up again that I can be down with Ie, be down with that,
35:22
nor change from this specific opinion. Also, Brendan knows more about Stargate
35:27
than I ever will. Brendan knows way more about Stargate than I do.
35:30
Yeah, we've got two. This is nice, fantastic. That was my
35:34
I side account. Really really, I swear we've had a patron that was
35:40
Michael Tama. That name sounds familiar. Michael Latima seventy eight, twenty six.
35:47
Oh, Michael Latimer Latimer la Timer. So there's no space is in
35:52
it? Like Susan Boyle. Well, when you've yeah, when you met
35:57
with Susan boiler one, Yeah, when you went to school at yeah,
36:01
we spelled letters with spaces and capitals, capitals amongst words, big words,
36:07
and stuff. What's a vow? Can we buy a vow? When do
36:12
we get one? Yeah? Rece Reckon wrote, oh yeah, Michael hang
36:19
On, I remember when Brenda made that YouTube account in the early two thousand.
36:23
I have just found one from a minute ago as well. And this
36:28
works in well with what Maddie has been doing here with a little bit of
36:30
a daft punk action. This is from Stuart, just listening to your mailbag
36:36
special. I'm from Scotland and a history teacher. Shetland is an island way
36:40
up north, actually has ties to Norway as well as Scotland, so like
36:45
an accent was dead on go yourself went to France. Tabloid is not fudge,
36:59
it's own thing. And the Romans got as far into Scotland as the
37:02
as the Antonine Wall. Yeah well yeah, because they built that wall at
37:09
nine Antonine Wall, just outside full Cook. That's what she said where I'm
37:15
actually from. They got as far as my people then stopped just to clear
37:20
a few Scottish things up for you guys. Loving the pod. You say
37:22
you cleaned it up while I asked questions while reading it. I'm very sorry
37:25
Stuart you went to all that trouble and I am from Carmel. I think
37:30
I'm gonna read so good. The best part about the whole tablet saga was
37:34
the fact that Brennan pointed the fact that we had so much correspondence about correcting
37:38
us on what tablet is, but not a single person corrected Brennan on the
37:44
fact that he said, how inbred they are? Yeah, that is my
37:47
favorite part about the whole thing. Not a word, not a word.
37:53
Not a single person went, Oh, I'm from Shetland and I'm not in
37:57
bread. You put this in the mailbag. Maddie was going, played here,
38:00
that's amazing. Laxo lacks. First, imagine how much inbreeding there was
38:06
to get that woman. There's a town she was making that was it as
38:14
a as a shout out to Holly. I did. I did google tablet
38:19
and it says tablet differs from fudge, and then it has a brittle,
38:22
grainy texture, which sounds delightful because that's what we all want, something brittle
38:25
and grainy, whereas fudge is much softer. So it sounds like Fudge's autistic
38:31
cousin, which makes sense if it's from Shetland. Shout out to any of
38:35
our Shetland listeners great people though, great people, So send us one of
38:39
those. Uh Shank and Tate regularly contributed to the show. Jumped on board
38:49
Sea Patrol guys. I wouldn't have thought so, just yes, sending through
38:53
some tweets, I didn't remember seeing this in the mail bait, it's right
38:58
here. I've got the I've got your rugg it seats bitch receipts. Shane
39:02
con Taint says, damn dude, I had blue balls for all of season
39:06
one about that big gun on the front of the Hammersley and the fifty cow,
39:09
but the season one finale gave me full release on both suit. It's
39:19
a fun show. The drama is a little cheesy at times, but I
39:22
dig the military jargon and who doesn't love seeing patrol boat chugging along? Thank
39:27
you? Eight? That's the Prometheus of Australia. Can I can I bring
39:37
up? We got this email from some bloke at feed Spot. Oh,
39:45
he writes, get into Gator Stargate podcast featured in feed spot Top twenty five
39:51
Stargate podcasts. I can hope. So I think there's probably only there's only
39:55
twelve. Yeah, five. I'd like to personally congratulate. Get into Gate
40:04
has been selected by our panelists. I don't know who the panelists are,
40:09
as the top twenty five Stargate on the web, the web, on all
40:14
of them, on all of the interwebs. Wow, is this some kind
40:19
of award we're getting. We're getting a trophy, na plark. What they
40:22
want us to do is just share the link. So I said, that
40:27
seems legit. It's like we're going to work. I mean, I deal
40:30
with a lot of scammers, and this guy seems legitimate. All right,
40:32
high a new u shure. I'm not sure where you're getting your statistics from,
40:38
but we are easily top three and that includes Biggie and Park or so
40:44
where you think that third and the fourth spots four? That's for us.
40:46
And then the news tries if you can briefly mention the list on the upcoming
40:52
episode, which I've just done. We've greatly appreciated. It's a bloody Stargate
40:58
list. We made it, guys, So they found us on the list,
41:02
and then five and then we mentioned them, which then gets us on
41:08
the list that they found us. Yeah, and just like full full,
41:15
they need our bank details. I'm happy to send those and full honesty,
41:17
we weren't number one, so I pressed on, can terror girls? Wasn't
41:22
it? He gets no, it wasn't there like five or seven. It
41:27
was. It was one that they spot that this feed Spot sponsors. I
41:30
think how convenient. I wrote, sure, show me the money, which
41:37
he obviously hasn't seen Jerry Maguire because he goes, thanks, let me know
41:44
when you put it on the news. Come on, the news must be
41:46
from Bretabistro. Yeah, sure, I'll let you know. I'll let you
41:50
know. Copper clearly he wasn't one of the panelists that listened to our show
41:53
to be able to vote on it too, to understand your humor. And
41:57
then obviously I forgot about it till two weeks later. Hi, can you
42:00
help us spread the word by mentioning this list? I'm like, what's the
42:02
deal with the list? What is the list? Accomplish? Hi? Are
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we number one yet? He replies, yes, your podcast ranks number one.
42:14
I'm like, how can you go? The only one that replied,
42:17
well, you know what, As as as a thank you to feed Spot,
42:27
since they were able to give us a trophy, I'm going to give
42:30
feedsport of trophy putting us in the number one spot. Here's their trophy.
42:34
It's a trophy. See it says it was at the end of that show.
42:45
I think it might be Mickey that's taxi ship. Yeah. Oh,
42:50
that's amazing. Well, we said last week the bag might have sucked if
42:53
you didn't come through. But you all came through. Came several times.
43:00
Yeah, many, many many. Ye that was long. Wasn't expecting that,
43:06
you guys, I hear you got some great people to shout out Mitch.
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Oh yeah over on patreon dot com, slash get any geek actually sponsored
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the show. Great. They are the greatest, these great people. This
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episode was brought to you by these great people. I like this. The
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first name too guilty quilty. Oh donkey, my name's guilty. He's wearing
43:30
guilty guilty. I'm a guilty guilty for my horrible accents. Does he wear
43:36
unders under that? Is that he is guilty guilty, isn't it? It
43:39
does come with a thumbnail. I'm just assumed that all men are guilty.
43:45
That's very well said. Well, hang on, guilty guilty profile picture one
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side, Amanda Tapping wearing nothing but the American flag. You're guilty, son
43:58
of a bitch pitching a guilty tenth picture. Hello, honk your horn if
44:02
you whacked off to that picture out of yourself, did y'all? Unfortunately my
44:14
horn goes unhonked on that one. That was good. That was a good
44:20
one. We got you covered, Okay, Next one, Ryan Phillips,
44:23
not Ryan Felipe. After we met, he might have become a patron,
44:29
just to say I was in I know what you did last summer and I
44:31
was shacking up with Sarah Michelle. He's not like it was not He's not
44:36
the person. I never said the person was. I said that I was
44:37
using them as if I can remember their character names. I'm saying, yeah,
44:43
I'm lost. But Ryan Phillips, thank you and thanks for everything your
44:46
family has done in the appliance area for so many I was going to call
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it. I was thinking fifty four. I'm going to call him fifty four
44:52
because Ryan Felipe was in it. Maybe fifty four. Yeah, with some
44:57
stretch. Yeah, well you know he made out with Mike Myers that studio.
45:05
He was Yeah, No, was he? I think it was him.
45:08
I was talking about the the d from Clueless, what's his name?
45:13
The guy the tiger with a with a weird name. Don't they all okay
45:24
so much? I was going to clueless casts. Let's go Brecking Meyer.
45:30
Yeah you would get there? Yeah right, Phlipp and breck and Meyer.
45:32
Which one? This guy on this handsome mother horn? If you jerked off
45:37
to that? Well not not yet, there's still time. I do love
45:44
of his. Was that guy he was in Touless Road Yeah, road road
45:49
Trip, the guy that actually did the tape and cheated on what a what
45:53
a great show? I think you're right, hilarious, that's a deep cut.
45:59
He's the one that he is. That's the only movie I've seen him.
46:00
Yeah, really, rat Race to rat Race and Pussycats. Yeah,
46:07
I've definitely seen that. He was. He was one of du jour with
46:10
Seth Green and what's her name again? What's uh? She was in Garfield.
46:17
Yeah, that's right, I'll go up go rache Lee Cook road Trip?
46:23
That was it? Yeah, good get Yeah, that's the only movie
46:28
I've seen him. You didn't see Herbie fully loaded obviously, the only way
46:34
he would see that if he was fully loaded. Only if she has well
46:38
she might unconfirmed she did the MTV Awards, Got the Puppies yet a little
46:45
bit of ts. Yeah, all right, Murphy, she's back to old
46:52
Ryan Phillips so so much. And yeah, you click his name away to
47:00
say audio and we never hear from him. Yeahs very forgetting audio. Just
47:10
do it, Janick Michelle, as you would say in the Fresh Yan yean
47:16
the rest show is it's Yan year Michelle, were welcome. He did slip
47:30
into our DMS and say he was going to look at the pat he did.
47:35
I will suck his cock for four dollars a month. Where does that
47:40
come from? That's draculas blood means it's South Park French for a certain I
47:49
don't know what. Yeah, certain you play putting you it's fresh for young
47:57
the French color. Certain, let's comp don't then, thank you, Thank
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you indeed, people joining the ranks of the greatest perait. The screen says
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we're waiting for eligible members here, so we're just waiting for you to join
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it as well. Once again over to you guys. Oh next week we
48:16
are going to do mail bank. You guys better provide something now we've done.
48:20
Do you know we should have been doing this whole time? Is it
48:22
too late to go back and start the podcast again? What we should have
48:24
been doing is just remember where to laugh? Just have one person been thanking
48:30
one person per episode, and then they could have been the sponsor of the
48:34
great show that particular. We didn't know how many patrons we would get.
48:37
No, we just wanted to thank everybody. Yeah, because yeah, we
48:40
love everybody who listens. Well, maybe maybe that's not a bad way to
48:44
do it. Maybe that's not everyone. I don't love everyone, just the
48:47
people listening. I think that's well documented. We've spoken about that and we
48:54
Depending on your gender, also depends on how much Breadan likes you so I
49:00
like and what parts of you he likes. Well, I grab it quick,
49:07
grab before you like. All right, So next week the Ladies resuming
49:13
the season. Yes, of the three from Stargate Atlantis, do it?
49:17
We have the mid season finale pick up. Yeah, it's the final,
49:22
of course it is. I'm so sorry, Yes, yes, yes,
49:24
return you don't want to get That's where I got confused. It's called the
49:28
return, but it's actually the end before they went on a hiatus. There
49:31
episodes ten and eleven. Jesus right, I want to purchase a Joe Flanagan
49:37
cameo. Just say Owen Wilson lines recording call, do it? Do it?
49:43
We have to get him to scream one no, yeah, yes,
49:52
oh quick, gurgle Joe. It's like one hundred and fifty. What's it
49:59
called again? Yeah? I looked up. Did I take a screenshot?
50:02
We got? Obviously, we got Corky the Greatest? Oh my god,
50:06
that's so great. Yeah, what's hoop? If you type stargating cameo,
50:12
you'll see Yeah, I swear book a personal video for one hundred and thirty
50:15
six Australian that's not bad. Do you know who the most Do you know
50:17
who the most expensive one is? Yeah? Bob Percado, the Star Trek
50:22
actor. Well, yeah, makes sense. He's the most famous. Oh
50:27
what kind of potentially the most talented? Sorry? What was that in my
50:30
throat Woolsy Hawk character? Yeah? Absolutely, I swear I screenshoted it the
50:37
other day, but I guess not. Just see what kind of gear he's
50:39
got going on that cameo? All right, give us a ship? Oh
50:46
come on load, Hello ladies and gentlemen. Now I have to fill your
50:52
request promptly and hopefully entertainingly. It's like it's my averbs and if we're lucky,
51:04
we will get a guest star with me a dog that would be new
51:10
Manio. Okay, do we get ultra meta? Do we send him Corky's
51:17
cameo and get him to try and recreate it? I don't mind that,
51:22
like as you know, because imagine if we did that with with Walter.
51:27
Yeah, all right, we send it over to Old Gaz emphasis on the
51:30
E and the er. Oh Cooper, Oh, Cooper, Yeah, funny,
51:35
funny story about Robert. Actually he never pays for a meal, piece
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of ship worthless piece. Yeah, mate, Gary Jones is giving it a
51:45
We've covered as privately, but he is absolutely just throwing these away. Fifty
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