Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 523: FWTM
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- 0:18Speaker 1: Hardly do to lead everybody. How's everybody feeling?
- 0:23Speaker 2: This is not that serious podcast, the greatest podcast on
- 0:28Speaker 2: this plane of existence. I happened to be one of
- 0:33Speaker 2: your spiritual guides on this podcast journey.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Michael l z pens in the building Lamar aka doctor
- 0:40Speaker 1: Waffle aka.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Peanut butter Bandit, peanut butter banded he is, because what's
- 0:48Speaker 2: the count now?
- 0:50Speaker 3: Honestly, I ate a whole jar in like you Nate
- 0:53Speaker 3: days and I was very confused.
- 0:54Speaker 1: So I was like, this doesn't stick away into a
- 0:56Speaker 1: peanut butter delirium. This doesn't even make sense. I don't
- 0:59Speaker 1: know how oh I did this? This is usually like
- 1:02Speaker 1: two weeks where's the butter?
- 1:05Speaker 2: So if you guys don't know, if you're new or
- 1:08Speaker 2: you guys haven't been keeping up, uh, doctor Waffe here
- 1:11Speaker 2: is a very very large fan of peanut butter, possibly
- 1:16Speaker 2: mixed for about eight percent of Skippy's total income probably,
- 1:22Speaker 2: so we're tracking how much he loves peanut butter on
- 1:26Speaker 2: and we're just doing a quick basically as channeling the discord,
- 1:29Speaker 2: just counting how many jars of Skippy's natural he's gone
- 1:33Speaker 2: through this year. And as of June twenty ninth. It
- 1:38Speaker 2: is how many jars are we at now?
- 1:43Speaker 1: Umm got through sixteen jars.
- 1:47Speaker 4: Jesus, Mary and Joseph had more jars of peanut butters
- 1:52Speaker 4: the months in the year.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Yeah, that's more than two months. That's great, that's what
- 1:56Speaker 1: I said. That's crazy, sir, I said that good God,
- 2:00Speaker 1: a lot of butter. That's good stuff. It is.
- 2:05Speaker 4: But it is what's all the things that you pute?
- 2:09Speaker 1: Are you just You're just like, what are you putting
- 2:11Speaker 1: in it? Are you just like peanut butter and peanut
- 2:13Speaker 1: butter and carrots peanu but on a cracker?
- 2:15Speaker 3: I mean last night I had some pretzel Christian peanut
- 2:19Speaker 3: butter as a snack. Okay, before that, I usually put
- 2:22Speaker 3: it in my oatmeal every morning, and you know that
- 2:25Speaker 3: varies depending on how much I put in.
- 2:27Speaker 1: So sometimes I'm just like, you know what a real
- 2:30Speaker 1: bad day, it's like I need it.
- 2:34Speaker 5: While he shadow on the floor, so I need three
- 2:36Speaker 5: scoops instead of one.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Nah, he doesn't do that, don't do that. Yeah, it's Whinnie.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Whinnie is the one who is last, the one with
- 2:43Speaker 1: the robot vacuum. That was hers. That was a wild story. Yeah,
- 2:48Speaker 1: that was her. That was her. Okay, that's well.
- 2:51Speaker 3: And a smoothie, Like I'll make a smoothie and that'll
- 2:53Speaker 3: be like a giant glob that probably takes the most
- 2:57Speaker 3: peanut butter.
- 2:58Speaker 1: God damn, that's every day. No, not as smoothie every day,
- 3:02Speaker 1: but it's peanut butter every day. Oatmeals every day? Oh
- 3:05Speaker 1: pretty much? Okay, so it's just regular oldmeal with some
- 3:08Speaker 1: peanut butter.
- 3:10Speaker 3: If we're really gonna get, you know, start getting into details,
- 3:14Speaker 3: how do you freak it? So you got the oatmeal,
- 3:17Speaker 3: the cinnamon, you got the Skippy Naturals peanut butter, you
- 3:21Speaker 3: got a banana and some raisins.
- 3:25Speaker 1: That is yeah, that's not your mam. Raisins is one
- 3:30Speaker 1: thing that I stopped eating as I got older. You
- 3:32Speaker 1: stop eating a lot of things that you get older.
- 3:34Speaker 1: I don't really understand why.
- 3:35Speaker 4: I mean, what's wrong with rains? I mean, there's nothing
- 3:37Speaker 4: wrong with with raisins. They're not necessary, very not.
- 3:40Speaker 1: They're not necessary.
- 3:41Speaker 4: I love open raisin cookies. Those are the best cookies.
- 3:44Speaker 4: De bate you, mama, But like just eating raisins.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Who just eats raisins? Though, I mean I used to eat.
- 3:51Speaker 1: I'm not buying just little raisins. That's what I'm saying.
- 3:54Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not buying loose raisins. No, so the fact
- 3:57Speaker 4: that you have loose raisins to put into your oatmeal.
- 3:59Speaker 3: It's only for the oatmeal because you know you need
- 4:03Speaker 3: the you need the It's.
- 4:05Speaker 1: All about balance. It's all about the balance. It's all
- 4:07Speaker 1: about the balance. And all you did was add sugar
- 4:09Speaker 1: with the raisins. Exactly.
- 4:10Speaker 3: You need the based sugar. The based sugar is the banana.
- 4:13Speaker 3: But then you need the sugar spike that's the raisin
- 4:15Speaker 3: just like a little a little extra spike and sugar.
- 4:19Speaker 4: You're gonna be like grandmom in your arm I mean big.
- 4:22Speaker 1: You want to talk? Is not going to do it.
- 4:25Speaker 1: The races are not gonna put me over, is it.
- 4:28Speaker 4: I believe grapes have the most sugar at all the fruit.
- 4:31Speaker 4: That's my favorite fruit, the sugar like sugar per Yeah, yeah,
- 4:35Speaker 4: I think.
- 4:38Speaker 1: Really, I think so.
- 4:39Speaker 2: And then they have the nerve to have cotton candy
- 4:41Speaker 2: grapes pretty good, No, they they are.
- 4:45Speaker 1: I still don't just saying that they exist. I don't
- 4:48Speaker 1: know how to do it either. I don't get it.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Shout out to the GMOs man, just in the lab,
- 4:56Speaker 1: cross breeding grapes.
- 4:57Speaker 4: How do you even come up with it?
- 4:59Speaker 1: Just oh, I accident.
- 5:00Speaker 4: It made me some cotton candy grapes.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Fucking around and maybe some fucking around.
- 5:09Speaker 6: I don't even know accommination signs like you know, it
- 5:12Speaker 6: would be great. And they taste just like kind of candy.
- 5:15Speaker 6: It's it's kind of wild. It's mind blowing how much
- 5:17Speaker 6: they actually take the things.
- 5:18Speaker 4: I really don't like candy flavored stuff, but like that
- 5:23Speaker 4: them ships like kind candy flavors.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Trash, but bust in your mouth. Freeze the hose, oh man,
- 5:30Speaker 1: freeze them. Oh yeah, frozen grapes. What frozen grapes? I have?
- 5:33Speaker 1: But I wouldn't. It's not a preference.
- 5:37Speaker 3: Get some for this, uh this heat wave, hot streak,
- 5:41Speaker 3: the heat dome that's coming.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Niggas my A C burp what get out of the house.
- 5:46Speaker 1: My A C burpe house is honded.
- 5:49Speaker 5: Like two days ago. It's like we realized it on Sunday.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Is going to be fixed. You get ass. Cannot stay there.
- 5:54Speaker 4: I'm waiting for somebody else. You waiting for somebody to
- 5:56Speaker 4: contact me back.
- 5:57Speaker 6: You cannot stay there. It's going to be one hundred
- 6:00Speaker 6: degrees for like four days in a row. You can't stay.
- 6:02Speaker 6: There's not to get that's not so lovely. Yeah, book
- 6:07Speaker 6: it over to mister, are going.
- 6:09Speaker 1: To be a little top drops on the ground poorly
- 6:11Speaker 1: like it is just melting Cadbury, just dairy milk on
- 6:17Speaker 1: the ground on the ground. Y'all can't say that you
- 6:23Speaker 1: go to your mama's man had the fucking roof leaking
- 6:26Speaker 1: out of a c is broken like this, bro, shut
- 6:29Speaker 1: the owners.
- 6:29Speaker 4: New construction people.
- 6:30Speaker 1: That's why the doorbell doorbell lane ship is cheap. Bro.
- 6:35Speaker 1: They're taking a lot of shortcuts now so much so much,
- 6:38Speaker 1: well you know it's not a short cut.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Shut up the speaker, Spotify and there.
- 6:45Speaker 1: They pay masses. We appreciate you guys.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Also we appreciate you for getting us to nineteen k
- 6:52Speaker 2: on YouTube. We have not yet decided who's gonna win
- 6:57Speaker 2: the uh giveaway.
- 6:59Speaker 3: But by the time this comes out we've had we
- 7:01Speaker 3: will have picked a winner. Yes, so yeah, let's look
- 7:05Speaker 3: out for that as you're listening to this.
- 7:07Speaker 1: It's probably on the screen. So it'll be on the
- 7:09Speaker 1: screen right yep, here here, you gotta put it, put
- 7:17Speaker 1: it right there. So yeah, if you only look out
- 7:21Speaker 1: for that.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Also, make sure you understand that we have a live
- 7:26Speaker 2: show coming on July eighteenth in Philadelphia at the City Winery.
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- 8:01Speaker 2: and then also subscribing to.
- 8:03Speaker 1: The Patreon Yeah, oh yeah, five fifteen fifty. However much
- 8:11Speaker 1: didn't you want to spend tears all that? Man? Yeah,
- 8:15Speaker 1: make sure that make that at mm hmm. But how's
- 8:19Speaker 1: everybody doing? I'm doing well? Are you good? Doing well?
- 8:25Speaker 1: How are you feeling?
- 8:26Speaker 6: Brother had a busy weekend, a lot of weddings. Yeah,
- 8:29Speaker 6: shout out to my brother and his wife. They got
- 8:31Speaker 6: married on Friday. Yeah, shout out to Blair and Veronica.
- 8:34Speaker 6: Happy nuptials.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Yep.
- 8:36Speaker 6: I was the best man, So got up there and
- 8:38Speaker 6: got a chance to fulfill my comedy stand up grazing.
- 8:41Speaker 1: Speech by the way, Yeah, very nice.
- 8:42Speaker 6: Yeah, I have stories about my brother for days. So
- 8:45Speaker 6: I was like, I was like, that's what I would
- 8:47Speaker 6: I love to tell you. I was like, I hope
- 8:48Speaker 6: you all ready for standing up.
- 8:49Speaker 1: I'm just gonna like. I was pleased. I was like,
- 8:52Speaker 1: I was like working on my time and I was
- 8:53Speaker 1: letting the jokes breathe. I was all right, I could
- 8:56Speaker 1: do this. I was letting it, can do this, letting them.
- 9:02Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I was looking at for effects.
- 9:05Speaker 1: I was making sure everybody was laughing. I was like, giggles.
- 9:08Speaker 4: One boy, Ethan stood up and started, yeah, my man
- 9:11Speaker 4: had a standing ovation. I'm like, and I'm like, he wasn't.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Killing I was killing him. He's not Richard exactly putting them.
- 9:23Speaker 1: I was killing him. Y'all should have seen it. Yeah,
- 9:26Speaker 1: it was man, it was really nice. I called you
- 9:29Speaker 1: bitch during your speech. I did. He was like when
- 9:33Speaker 1: I when I was getting bullied, I was getting bully
- 9:37Speaker 1: by this kid, my little brother saved me. I don't
- 9:39Speaker 1: even think I was kidding. I can't remember the exact situation.
- 9:42Speaker 6: I don't remember if we were playing like a game
- 9:44Speaker 6: or something like that, but either way, I ended up
- 9:46Speaker 6: getting hurt and crying, and my brother was just like
- 9:49Speaker 6: a whack hit the nigga with a with a hockey stick.
- 9:52Speaker 4: Came Turtles was yeah, the guy with the hockey stick.
- 9:57Speaker 1: None of them have hockey stick. No, he was a human.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Oh that guy, I forget his name, the human man,
- 10:04Speaker 1: Wayne Gritzky.
- 10:07Speaker 6: Then I had more weddings throughout the weekend, so it
- 10:10Speaker 6: was busy. I was actually, this has nothing to do
- 10:13Speaker 6: with any think about a week. But I was watching
- 10:15Speaker 6: like an old I mean clips up our podcast, and
- 10:18Speaker 6: I was looking at my posture. I'm like, I'm always
- 10:20Speaker 6: like slouched. So I just moved back, and I see
- 10:22Speaker 6: why I'm always slouched.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Because your feet don't touch. My feet ain't touching the
- 10:25Speaker 1: ground right now, be like that, bro. I was like,
- 10:31Speaker 1: I was waiting for somebody. Look, I'm like, my feet
- 10:32Speaker 1: are not touching the ground. But it's better.
- 10:35Speaker 6: I feel like I'm sitting up now because I was like,
- 10:38Speaker 6: I look like I had. I was like into the
- 10:43Speaker 6: over here, like, yeah, I was slouching too much. How
- 10:46Speaker 6: do you think it was making my back hurt? So
- 10:48Speaker 6: now I'm shameless.
- 10:49Speaker 1: Bro. If my feet hanged, that's fine, my back don't hurt.
- 10:53Speaker 3: Mike looking like a piece of the couch as they say,
- 10:56Speaker 3: looking like maybe I do need.
- 11:00Speaker 1: A pillow or something, because boy, I was slap mother. Yea.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Other than that my week. Yeah, back back to the wedding.
- 11:09Speaker 2: It was a very nice ceremony. It was how was
- 11:12Speaker 2: the ceremony?
- 11:13Speaker 1: Mm hmm? I was there? You weren't there either? I was.
- 11:18Speaker 1: I was there. You were outside. I was outside when
- 11:21Speaker 1: you were walking in. Okay, but the ceremony saw the
- 11:24Speaker 1: whole shebang. Okay, I missed the whole thing. Oh well,
- 11:29Speaker 1: they started on They wanted to start that on time,
- 11:30Speaker 1: so I was surprised.
- 11:31Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, we're on time. But then I went
- 11:34Speaker 2: inside and I realized how why we were so on time?
- 11:37Speaker 1: Why? I was like huh Because at first I was like, wow,
- 11:41Speaker 1: Bronc has a lot of white friends. Now she's literally Polish.
- 11:45Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh her family what.
- 11:48Speaker 6: Yeah, my brother's wife was black and Polish. Oh wow,
- 11:51Speaker 6: she speaks fluent Polish.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, wow, maybe the Warsaw type of
- 11:58Speaker 1: because really Captain with she really likes white people. It's
- 12:03Speaker 1: almost like she loves them. It's almost like they're in
- 12:06Speaker 1: her family.
- 12:06Speaker 3: Like why these people look so foreign like regular whites?
- 12:11Speaker 4: Who are these white women at this wedding. Why are
- 12:13Speaker 4: there's so many that's her family did not know shout out.
- 12:16Speaker 1: But that was nice. The food was cool.
- 12:22Speaker 6: Nah, but that that venue is Regalias. Their cocktail hour
- 12:28Speaker 6: is crazy.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Just a full pizza, you don't You're not gonna get
- 12:33Speaker 1: that many places blown pizza.
- 12:35Speaker 6: Yeah, they had a lot of tacos. Yeah, probably missed it.
- 12:42Speaker 1: It was on the other side of the room. Dang.
- 12:43Speaker 1: So they and tacos. Nice drink drinks was I didn't
- 12:47Speaker 1: touch the tacos. Your drink girlfriend and hers was Goodah.
- 12:52Speaker 1: My brother had a Bourbon John straight sugar, both of them. Bro.
- 12:58Speaker 1: I didn't have to her solid just came moon shine.
- 13:02Speaker 4: Don't want moonshine, but keny to just give me whiskey.
- 13:05Speaker 4: I wound up, did just happened Captain Morgan on the rocks?
- 13:09Speaker 6: And I had a couple different things. My brother ended
- 13:11Speaker 6: up blacking out. I don't know if y'a knew that.
- 13:13Speaker 1: I didn't say that. Yeah, I left before he blacked out,
- 13:17Speaker 1: very blacked out.
- 13:18Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he blacked out, So he said.
- 13:21Speaker 1: The last thing he remember was talking to Veronica's dad
- 13:23Speaker 1: at the very end of the wedding, and then the ship.
- 13:27Speaker 1: That's that's how I love you. Got to be the blackout,
- 13:29Speaker 1: that's how it's supposed to be. Exactly. He had a
- 13:31Speaker 1: good time. So right now, when this comes out, they'll
- 13:33Speaker 1: be in d R.
- 13:35Speaker 2: Now real quick question for you guys, who in the
- 13:39Speaker 2: family inherited rhythm? Because Blair does not happen.
- 13:45Speaker 1: No, he's not a dancer. No, No, he was fighting
- 13:48Speaker 1: for his life out there dance. He don't dance. I
- 13:51Speaker 1: know that. Boys, that nigga tried to learn the choreographed.
- 13:53Speaker 6: Dam he's a robot. I'm like man shoulder, he's so tight. Yeah,
- 14:01Speaker 6: he's just moving like a robot, like relax my blood.
- 14:03Speaker 6: And I've seen him practicing it, so I knew it
- 14:05Speaker 6: was gonna look like I've seen him.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's moves on.
- 14:10Speaker 6: He ain't a dancer, yeah, especially choreography. On top of that,
- 14:14Speaker 6: he's he's a because he's an athlete. He moves like
- 14:18Speaker 6: a he moves with percisions, yes, not great sticking, Yeah, exactly,
- 14:23Speaker 6: he moves like that.
- 14:24Speaker 1: So yeah, that was a nice Oh before I forget,
- 14:29Speaker 1: God got some thick ass because.
- 14:32Speaker 4: I swear bro I swear man Man Man Man boy, respectfully, respectful, respectfully, respectfully,
- 14:41Speaker 4: but respect but main so so Keana peeped it before
- 14:47Speaker 4: I did, and she was like, listen, girl girl, green dress.
- 14:52Speaker 1: M hmm. I was like where.
- 14:54Speaker 4: She's like, you'll see it when I lie to you.
- 14:57Speaker 4: I just saw a piece of because she was standing
- 14:59Speaker 4: behind some body. And the fact that I was able
- 15:02Speaker 4: to make out the round the round mound and just
- 15:05Speaker 4: off the piece I was in the ceremony, even doing
- 15:08Speaker 4: the prayer. I was like a good gracious asses, but.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Shout out, shout out.
- 15:16Speaker 2: It was a couple in there, but shout out, shout
- 15:18Speaker 2: out to the Elsie's, Martin's, shout out all that whole,
- 15:21Speaker 2: that whole clan, because man, good stuff happening in there,
- 15:27Speaker 2: y'all keep it up over there.
- 15:29Speaker 1: I had to call a team meeting.
- 15:31Speaker 2: I was like, y'all, Jordan here, I'm gonna tell y'all
- 15:34Speaker 2: something real quick before we add to this to this reception.
- 15:37Speaker 1: I'm like, why is he pulling us over here just
- 15:39Speaker 1: to tell us that I had to share that with you,
- 15:41Speaker 1: all of my friends. I love you. That's why I
- 15:46Speaker 1: pulled until he get me the control of the great
- 15:48Speaker 1: because I can't get y'all agreed. Ethan agreed the entire time.
- 15:52Speaker 1: Kean was like, Yo, this ass is harassing me. It
- 15:54Speaker 1: keeps following me. Every time I look up, I see
- 15:57Speaker 1: the ass. But that that yeah, great wedding time that
- 16:03Speaker 1: was out there. The Polish music that was like I
- 16:06Speaker 1: had never heard.
- 16:07Speaker 6: Yeah, I was playing it the poker up. Yeah, it's
- 16:10Speaker 6: more like uh kind of like two thousands e m okay.
- 16:14Speaker 1: That was that was good working. So it sounds like
- 16:17Speaker 1: they they weren't really dancing much in the beginning. Yeah
- 16:21Speaker 1: they were. They were super chill. But she told them like, yeah,
- 16:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna play Polish music. So I just played it.
- 16:25Speaker 6: That's what she gave me some songs and they turned up.
- 16:27Speaker 6: That's all they wanted. They were like, play our five songs.
- 16:30Speaker 7: We were and we cool.
- 16:32Speaker 1: That's it.
- 16:33Speaker 6: And then they danced like the rest of the night
- 16:34Speaker 6: with the regular stuff. They have a traditional dance that
- 16:37Speaker 6: they did or no, it was just regular.
- 16:39Speaker 1: Yeah that's just up. Yeah, very nice time. Did y'all
- 16:44Speaker 1: properly at nine or yeah?
- 16:45Speaker 6: It was over nine thirty and then I had the
- 16:48Speaker 6: DJ at very right after that, So straight from one
- 16:52Speaker 6: place to another.
- 16:53Speaker 4: Did you keep the talk song.
- 16:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. I kept it on m Jesus Christ.
- 17:02Speaker 4: So well, Michael is doing that.
- 17:06Speaker 1: I'm getting a live my guys. I just don't know
- 17:08Speaker 1: it yet, but I'm gonna get one. Then we have
- 17:11Speaker 1: we have it.
- 17:12Speaker 3: But that's just fine if you if you're just gonna
- 17:14Speaker 3: stay in that position, just stay.
- 17:15Speaker 1: In that position.
- 17:16Speaker 5: Not okay, just moving like a bad Remember to speaking
- 17:20Speaker 5: to the mic, that's all, because.
- 17:26Speaker 1: Then people just be listening to you like this for
- 17:28Speaker 1: the whole episode.
- 17:28Speaker 4: And you know, everybody else sounds like this, Michael sounds
- 17:31Speaker 4: like this.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Damn it. Michael.
- 17:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna just get the get the It just
- 17:36Speaker 3: needs to be in the right position to start.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Yeah. And if I'm not paying attention.
- 17:39Speaker 4: It's not.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, shout out to the good good wedding.
- 17:47Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out to do anything else new ELS's.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Yes, anyone else.
- 17:55Speaker 7: Got anything.
- 17:59Speaker 1: You got?
- 18:01Speaker 3: And I said I had a good weekend because I
- 18:02Speaker 3: got a good week I got to go to two
- 18:04Speaker 3: World Cup games.
- 18:06Speaker 1: I saw that you were outside outside.
- 18:08Speaker 4: It does cost money.
- 18:11Speaker 1: It costs a pretty penny. Not gonna.
- 18:14Speaker 3: Went to Curisau and Ivory Coast that was a nice
- 18:18Speaker 3: like family friendly environment. Those were allegedly like the cheapest
- 18:22Speaker 3: tickets in Philly. In Philly, cheapest tickets for like everybody,
- 18:27Speaker 3: and you could tell because it's just like random people
- 18:29Speaker 3: coming that aren't even like they're not.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Even wearing any jerseys here to be at the World Cup.
- 18:37Speaker 3: And then like Currosel, you know, such a small country,
- 18:39Speaker 3: they showed out though the people they could and Ivory Coast,
- 18:43Speaker 3: but Ivory Coast actually dominated.
- 18:45Speaker 1: The game, and it was like this is cool.
- 18:47Speaker 3: But then I went to Ghana in Croatia and that's
- 18:52Speaker 3: that was like a real environment, Like the Croatians were
- 18:55Speaker 3: like chanting, and then you had like the Ghanaian crowd,
- 18:58Speaker 3: like they had a drum going, and I was like, yeah,
- 18:59Speaker 3: this is I feel like I'm high stakes, like this.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Is for real. I was like, this is what did
- 19:09Speaker 1: I wear?
- 19:12Speaker 7: First?
- 19:12Speaker 1: What what did I wear the first day?
- 19:14Speaker 3: The first time I went, I wore my white and
- 19:17Speaker 3: blue Portugal away kit okay name, and then the second
- 19:22Speaker 3: I wore Portugal home kit.
- 19:24Speaker 1: I don't have a good Nayan or Croatia jersey.
- 19:27Speaker 3: I do have a Luka Modric jersey, who is like
- 19:30Speaker 3: Croatia's better, best ever player and it was probably his worst,
- 19:33Speaker 3: worst his last World Cup. This woke up, but I
- 19:38Speaker 3: wasn't gonna wear it because I was like, I'm gonna
- 19:39Speaker 3: support the black team.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Was that the guy who was given the US a
- 19:42Speaker 1: hell a couple of years ago, said Croatia, Right, yeah,
- 19:45Speaker 1: probably Luca Madris. I was gonna say, a little bob
- 19:48Speaker 1: and he wears a headband. Yes, yeah, he looks like
- 19:50Speaker 1: an old woman. He was boy tennis player. Oh he was.
- 19:54Speaker 1: He was torturing us. He was tortured. You as four
- 19:57Speaker 1: years ago.
- 19:58Speaker 3: That's like a sneaky athlete, Like, yes, you look at
- 20:01Speaker 3: him and think, man, he's gonna be ass and he's.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Whooping.
- 20:06Speaker 6: I didn't even I thought he's so old. I didn't
- 20:07Speaker 6: even realize that he was playing in this year.
- 20:09Speaker 1: No, he's still going. That's crazy and they yeah, they're
- 20:12Speaker 1: still playing. So see what happens with that. But one
- 20:17Speaker 1: thing is my weekend.
- 20:19Speaker 4: My week was good, but it's not as good as
- 20:22Speaker 4: this of.
- 20:24Speaker 3: It's not as good as these people I saw when
- 20:27Speaker 3: I was when I was, when I went to Tommy's tavern.
- 20:33Speaker 3: So me and a couple of people, my boys. Dmitri
- 20:36Speaker 3: was in town from Colorado. We went to Tommy's tavern.
- 20:41Speaker 3: And we were there until it closed. It was a
- 20:43Speaker 3: week day, so it closed it like I think like ten, ten,
- 20:47Speaker 3: maybe eleven. We go outside, take a few steps off
- 20:54Speaker 3: the curve.
- 20:55Speaker 1: What do we see. A man's body, no shirt, just
- 21:02Speaker 1: moving back and forth.
- 21:03Speaker 3: I just see his upper body moving back and forth.
- 21:04Speaker 3: I'm like, Oh, he's really into this music. He's just
- 21:06Speaker 3: bobbing in the back seat. He's bobbing in the back seat,
- 21:09Speaker 3: and I'm like, wait.
- 21:10Speaker 1: This is very rhythmic. He loves that Dave And it's.
- 21:13Speaker 3: Like, wait a second, is he clapping cheeks right now?
- 21:17Speaker 3: He's clapping cheeks right now in the middle of the
- 21:20Speaker 3: like the front of the parking lot.
- 21:21Speaker 1: I saw the picture like you're like literally in the
- 21:24Speaker 1: first parking lot that you could park that was right
- 21:26Speaker 1: next to the handicaps, but there was two handicap spots,
- 21:29Speaker 1: another car than him than him. It's the front of
- 21:32Speaker 1: the parking.
- 21:32Speaker 3: Lot, clasping cheeks, bussing dunies down. And then we're just
- 21:34Speaker 3: you know, we're they're talking and he's still going I'm
- 21:36Speaker 3: just like okay. Then they disappear for a minute.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Then really disappeared, like oh, like there are no longer visible.
- 21:44Speaker 3: Then we're still talking and then a woman pops up
- 21:47Speaker 3: and she's just riding like a rodeo pe. I was like, God, damn,
- 21:52Speaker 3: they're really getting it in in the parking lot like this.
- 21:54Speaker 3: When Steamy, I'm like, damn, I.
- 21:57Speaker 1: Miss being young and dumb. Yeah, man, that was hot.
- 22:01Speaker 1: It's like, damn, that's right in the front seat. A
- 22:06Speaker 1: good way to catch a charge. Great. The place that
- 22:12Speaker 1: we're talking about, the parking lot is huge.
- 22:15Speaker 7: It's huge.
- 22:16Speaker 1: It's like there's so many other places.
- 22:18Speaker 2: There's like a section, a second back section where it's
- 22:22Speaker 2: like severn a second parking lot, like an auxiliary parking
- 22:24Speaker 2: lot off the main one. So it's like all these
- 22:27Speaker 2: places you could have parked to be a little more inconspicuous,
- 22:31Speaker 2: and you chose the front. You're begging to be a
- 22:34Speaker 2: red dot, like you're begging.
- 22:36Speaker 1: Listen, man, they wanted people to see that. The thrill
- 22:40Speaker 1: man probably that's probably had to be had to or
- 22:45Speaker 1: they were super drunk, like like they had to be
- 22:49Speaker 1: diabolically horned.
- 22:50Speaker 3: Super was like, I can't even move this car before listen,
- 22:55Speaker 3: I can't, I can't even put the keys in the initition,
- 22:57Speaker 3: who among us hasn't been.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Two horny and half sex in the car, but you
- 23:02Speaker 1: would least move the car.
- 23:05Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, for there was a haven't full full
- 23:08Speaker 5: blown sex now, Really.
- 23:10Speaker 1: You're missing out. There was a ship, I mean, and
- 23:16Speaker 1: I made him work. Figure it out. There's no excuses
- 23:20Speaker 1: for you. There was a time it happened. There was
- 23:22Speaker 1: a time in my life where I had more sex
- 23:24Speaker 1: and cars than anywhere.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Else man, there was a long streak partners in car
- 23:35Speaker 2: one hours ago. I was like, like like mid the
- 23:40Speaker 2: late ties, the early twenties.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Mic that was like your initiation. I didn't really like
- 23:45Speaker 1: it unless you in a car, especially like if you're
- 23:50Speaker 1: thinking wroughtching this right now, you still don't hate me
- 23:52Speaker 1: and you think we've got jack in the car. He
- 23:57Speaker 1: was real and you don't hate you earned it, because
- 24:01Speaker 1: could be quite possible that you hate me. Still my
- 24:03Speaker 1: first car if you do. Sorry, sorry.
- 24:07Speaker 4: My first car, and I was in my mid twenties,
- 24:09Speaker 4: was a Mustang. You ain't having sex in that, that's true,
- 24:14Speaker 4: but that's a bigger than a Mustang.
- 24:15Speaker 1: You had a baccine. He had no back seat. My
- 24:18Speaker 1: front seat was in my back seat for that seat
- 24:20Speaker 1: back and nobody's sucking in a mustang lay it all
- 24:23Speaker 1: the way down.
- 24:24Speaker 5: Keenan, stop being a girl. Don't you remember when when
- 24:28Speaker 5: you and X was was in that car.
- 24:31Speaker 1: That's me and Ax. No, but remember how tight that
- 24:34Speaker 1: chip was. It's me and Ax, the two biggest niggasga.
- 24:40Speaker 4: Come on, Keenan, there's no way I'm having full bowing.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Was you having sex with and then again, I know
- 24:48Speaker 1: trench bull strench bowl cheeks? And the thing is I
- 24:53Speaker 1: didn't really date or you wasn't women? You weren't. No,
- 24:58Speaker 1: it wasn't sure. I didn't do short women. So like,
- 25:02Speaker 1: ain't no space? You make the space if her butts
- 25:06Speaker 1: hitting this, hitting the ceiling, it is what it is
- 25:11Speaker 1: to to do. Beat me like you can't ride? Like
- 25:15Speaker 1: that was it? That don't sound hell no, you got
- 25:17Speaker 1: about it. It's about it's about getting it off. It's
- 25:19Speaker 1: about the experience, about getting it off. You put up
- 25:22Speaker 1: the sun visor, You just do what you gotta do.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Let keep the stinking, stinking keep it in. So many
- 25:33Speaker 1: sweaty summer nights and it's so stinky, and his motherfucker,
- 25:38Speaker 1: you get tasty air thick.
- 25:42Speaker 2: It's it's the pheromones in the air. Oh my god,
- 25:47Speaker 2: it's the smell of passion.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Sweat, just lust, lust in the air. That's about. It's
- 25:56Speaker 1: pure animal as it gets.
- 25:59Speaker 8: Technology, this all this talking machines and radios ai.
- 26:07Speaker 1: AI, let's just get to the cure.
- 26:09Speaker 8: Answers awarded the beans to be a human animal, manal person. Yes,
- 26:16Speaker 8: that's staking the baby. That's that is what was the
- 26:23Speaker 8: Lord wanted for us. He didn't want all this, all
- 26:27Speaker 8: this fucking Mick Doubles.
- 26:33Speaker 1: Podcast, podcast and podcast. They don't want me talking on
- 26:37Speaker 1: the wrapping bacon off type and ship.
- 26:41Speaker 4: Everything at that wedding was wrapping bakery. Everything at that
- 26:45Speaker 4: wedding was wrapping baby. There was no vegan option. They said,
- 26:48Speaker 4: you were here to eat the meat. Nigga, He said,
- 26:52Speaker 4: you a bitch that don't eat meat. You better get
- 26:53Speaker 4: to salads, nigga.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Take that bulls somewhere else, extra radishes side. That sorbet
- 27:01Speaker 1: was delicious. Oh my god. But yeah, man, that's good.
- 27:07Speaker 1: That's what the Lord wanted, quintessential human experience.
- 27:12Speaker 9: When they moved to the rock out the lay, huh,
- 27:18Speaker 9: he won't go to stank out, No, No, I said
- 27:23Speaker 9: a lot of things.
- 27:25Speaker 1: I gotta keep my way up. He was in there.
- 27:29Speaker 1: I still believe that you can go up. I'm gonna
- 27:32Speaker 1: get off on that one. This is where I can't.
- 27:37Speaker 1: You're exiting the right to stake out. That's how people
- 27:44Speaker 1: know that he was out and the Okay, it's the
- 27:50Speaker 1: third day.
- 27:51Speaker 7: King, Yeah, this has come back.
- 28:01Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.
- 28:07Speaker 2: I guess before we get into the beating brigade, I
- 28:10Speaker 2: do I mean not yet, Okay, I do have.
- 28:14Speaker 1: I have. I have a moral dilemma that I wanted
- 28:16Speaker 1: to share with you guys. So basically, I'm at the
- 28:23Speaker 1: I'm at the crib. Right. So I live in a
- 28:26Speaker 1: townhouse where it's like towns where everybody has like pretty
- 28:29Speaker 1: much a back patio area.
- 28:31Speaker 2: Right, So I'm out there partaking in my ingredients as
- 28:40Speaker 2: I often do. Now it's crazy ingredients, it's protecting my ingredients.
- 28:48Speaker 2: So I'm out there doing my thing. And then the
- 28:51Speaker 2: neighbor kid and a couple of friends come in their
- 28:55Speaker 2: back patio and they just start hanging out. Now I'm
- 28:58Speaker 2: already doing my thing.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Now. I looked at them and I was like, should
- 29:04Speaker 1: I stop and go back in the house.
- 29:07Speaker 2: I did it, but then I was like, after I finished,
- 29:12Speaker 2: went back, and then I wondered I asked big if
- 29:14Speaker 2: I did the right things on your own ship.
- 29:17Speaker 1: But then and then I saw like, okay, these.
- 29:20Speaker 2: Kids are high school age. They probably won't ask me
- 29:22Speaker 2: for mine at this point, so I'm gonna keep doing
- 29:25Speaker 2: my thing.
- 29:25Speaker 1: So I did. I was cool, right, I didn't. Yeah,
- 29:30Speaker 1: now how young is it? Like? All right, maybe you
- 29:32Speaker 1: should take it in the house. Middle school, middle school,
- 29:36Speaker 1: middle school, grade school.
- 29:37Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 29:39Speaker 4: Yeah, man, they got smoke smoking sections at amusement parks.
- 29:42Speaker 1: Man, as long as you and your problem cigarettes cigarettes, okay,
- 29:46Speaker 1: cigarette weed, Like, there's really no big difference. Listen as
- 29:49Speaker 1: a big, a big of marijuana. There's no difference. There's
- 29:54Speaker 1: a difference, differ, what's the difference.
- 29:55Speaker 4: There's no difference smoking wise, Yeah, there's no different difference.
- 29:59Speaker 4: Or he was out there smoking a pipe a cigar.
- 30:02Speaker 1: We is not legal. There's no difference, is it? Like,
- 30:04Speaker 1: what's what's the problem. I'm not saying. Maybe I'm just
- 30:07Speaker 1: still living in the stigma era.
- 30:09Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, it's the stigma of it. That's that's what
- 30:11Speaker 3: are the kids gonna say it stinks outside.
- 30:15Speaker 4: They'll be all right, all right, that's why I don't
- 30:19Speaker 4: have They'll be all right, Yeah they will. But I
- 30:24Speaker 4: wouldn't smoke around kids.
- 30:26Speaker 6: I mean, are the kids like next to you, Like say,
- 30:29Speaker 6: if I'm this is the patio right here, and little
- 30:31Speaker 6: kids right there playing basketball.
- 30:33Speaker 1: They're probably like where like right where the computer is
- 30:37Speaker 1: in the next room, they're probably that's how close they are.
- 30:39Speaker 5: Huh man, let's just hope that the down breeze ain't
- 30:43Speaker 5: going that way.
- 30:44Speaker 1: They'll be all right. They don't get the second hands
- 30:48Speaker 1: you're outside. I just finished one.
- 30:50Speaker 2: Out and I just throw half like half the roach
- 30:52Speaker 2: out there just to see what they do, give you
- 30:55Speaker 2: a little, a little temptation for you.
- 30:58Speaker 5: They wait before you close the over and then they
- 31:00Speaker 5: hop off the back.
- 31:01Speaker 1: I just look over that gay, that big gay, that
- 31:10Speaker 1: big hit that ship. Cornelius, Cornelius. He's a little, a
- 31:21Speaker 1: little white kid. I just learned the dad's name two
- 31:24Speaker 1: weeks ago. I was living there for two years. I
- 31:27Speaker 1: don't know my neighbor's names. Happens that reminds me of
- 31:31Speaker 1: a as a kid.
- 31:32Speaker 3: Like we saw some cigarettes on the someone's like back porch,
- 31:35Speaker 3: this back when I lived on base, so like all
- 31:37Speaker 3: the houses are connected, and try to smoke a cigarette,
- 31:41Speaker 3: almost died.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Get this ship too, that they had a pack of
- 31:47Speaker 1: cigarettes and a lighter right there. All right, that was
- 31:50Speaker 1: a setup. Wow, yeah, that was Look at this, that
- 31:53Speaker 1: was like bait call. That was baits.
- 31:59Speaker 6: God learned your lesson got by baked bog. Yeah, I've
- 32:07Speaker 6: never never never around the corner looking.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Like never haven't. I never would got them. Yeah, that's
- 32:16Speaker 2: YEA cigarettes was never mine. I don't even think I've
- 32:18Speaker 2: ever tried them.
- 32:20Speaker 4: You never smoked a cigarette, never smoked the black man, never.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Even black Mond. Nope.
- 32:25Speaker 4: I just went straight to straight to the weed, straight
- 32:27Speaker 4: to the exactly straight, exactly nothing wrong with that little hooker.
- 32:35Speaker 3: So spirit the World Cup, Mike, you put this in here.
- 32:38Speaker 3: You're Aguay versus their players.
- 32:40Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so I don't know if you saw this,
- 32:41Speaker 2: I guess, uh World Cup team. What do you know
- 32:47Speaker 2: what their ranking was this year?
- 32:49Speaker 1: Like, oh I did see what usually a favorite team.
- 32:53Speaker 2: Well, either way, them niggas lost, and they government.
- 32:57Speaker 1: Was like, no private jet for you find your weight.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Niggas are finely made them find their way back in.
- 33:03Speaker 1: They flew them out there on a private jet and
- 33:05Speaker 1: said you niggas need to find your own way home.
- 33:08Speaker 1: And you know what, all right, that's the type of
- 33:12Speaker 1: gm I would be so pissed up, like, you know what.
- 33:16Speaker 1: But the thing is, get on, coach, this is the
- 33:18Speaker 1: this is the World Cup though, like it's not like
- 33:22Speaker 1: you embarrassed us. Oh god, damn. They didn't make it
- 33:26Speaker 1: out the group stage. No, that's the problem. Yeah you yeah,
- 33:28Speaker 1: you niggas definitely got to find economy. That's crazy, for sure.
- 33:33Speaker 1: For sure they were favorited though, but they should at
- 33:36Speaker 1: least get out the group state. You gotta get out
- 33:38Speaker 1: the group state.
- 33:38Speaker 3: They expand the World Cup and you still can't get
- 33:40Speaker 3: out the groups.
- 33:43Speaker 1: They said, we need to let more niggas in, and
- 33:45Speaker 1: you weren't even the more niggas. Yeah, you need to wait.
- 33:51Speaker 3: You were in a group with Saudi Arabia and Cape Verdet.
- 33:56Speaker 3: What was their group Spain respectable? Okay, you lose them,
- 33:59Speaker 3: that's fine, Cape Verde.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Yeah, and Saudi Arabia.
- 34:04Speaker 8: Come on, Saudi Arabia, come on now, like let's be respectful,
- 34:10Speaker 8: but come on now, but come on, come on now.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Kate Verdi. This is their first World Cup, right, yeah,
- 34:17Speaker 1: the first World Cup in Saudi Arabia. Arabia, them niggas.
- 34:21Speaker 1: Don't let two teams reach from every group and Caate
- 34:25Speaker 1: Verda got all right, Yeah, you couldn't beat the team
- 34:28Speaker 1: better than the team that never been in the World
- 34:30Speaker 1: Cup before in Saudi Arabia. Yeah, what letter was their group? H?
- 34:36Speaker 1: That's the same as their boarding group on the planes.
- 34:41Speaker 1: That's where they're at, srygas on group H. Yeah, they
- 34:51Speaker 1: actually tied with Kate Verdye. That's how they yeah to
- 34:55Speaker 1: yikes and all respect to Kate Verdy.
- 34:57Speaker 2: They're like doing but going in come on now, come
- 35:02Speaker 2: on man, come on and again, why while we're here Germany?
- 35:08Speaker 3: Hey man, yep, they got your number?
- 35:11Speaker 1: Yeahs on you.
- 35:14Speaker 3: Their their golden generation is long gone.
- 35:17Speaker 1: It is what it is.
- 35:18Speaker 3: I do have some more soccer news, but it's not
- 35:20Speaker 3: soccer news.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Okay.
- 35:22Speaker 3: This is a recent piping hot scandal. We like to
- 35:28Speaker 3: say that racism isn't funny, but sometimes it's hilarious. Because
- 35:35Speaker 3: there's this Italian player, Matteo Rougeri, who was caught recently.
- 35:43Speaker 3: You'll never guess what he was caught doing. Bro What
- 35:47Speaker 3: he was paying women to send him voice notes, racist
- 35:51Speaker 3: voice notes so he could jack off to them.
- 35:55Speaker 1: What is it?
- 35:56Speaker 3: The ethnicity of this guy Italian white, and he wanted
- 36:01Speaker 3: them to be rate and like just say racist things
- 36:04Speaker 3: and bad things about black people.
- 36:06Speaker 1: Well wait, and he would jerk off to them and
- 36:08Speaker 1: send it back to them like oh yeah, just wait,
- 36:10Speaker 1: say things about black people, yes, like just say the
- 36:13Speaker 1: worst racist things about black people in the night.
- 36:15Speaker 3: He's that he's so racist that he just burs off
- 36:18Speaker 3: to it, or he's so messed up that that's what
- 36:21Speaker 3: gets his rocks off.
- 36:24Speaker 1: But first video that, yeah, that makes like no sense,
- 36:29Speaker 1: No it doesn't.
- 36:30Speaker 4: He's probably watching ghettle baggers.
- 36:32Speaker 1: We've been saying it for the last like, how fucking
- 36:35Speaker 1: racist do you have to be to get off to them?
- 36:37Speaker 1: To jerk off illness? Yeah it is, And that's that's
- 36:41Speaker 1: more evident that like you're so fucked that you can't
- 36:45Speaker 1: even what you need. So he wanted a woman in
- 36:48Speaker 1: his ears calling him probably all types of monkeys and
- 36:51Speaker 1: the him no, not him, just talking about it, I know.
- 36:53Speaker 1: But she's saying she's obviously not talking to him, but
- 36:56Speaker 1: she's saying those slurs like he's the victims.
- 37:01Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, give us an example of
- 37:03Speaker 6: what what's what that sounds like? I don't know, He's
- 37:07Speaker 6: probably on along lines. Yeah, yeah, you better stroke that day.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Send me sending me the voice, you know, was the
- 37:18Speaker 1: other Italian women doing this.
- 37:20Speaker 3: Italian send me, send me something good.
- 37:26Speaker 1: You make a monkey, you buy a monkey, You making
- 37:30Speaker 1: make a nigger monkey, the big porch monkey. I hate
- 37:35Speaker 1: all the black people. They stink. I hate you just
- 37:38Speaker 1: like I hate them, like I hate the chimps. You're
- 37:43Speaker 1: chipping out, chipping out. Why can't all of these people
- 37:47Speaker 1: get out of my country?
- 37:48Speaker 3: Even Mario belate?
- 37:51Speaker 1: What what the that your nigga doesn't play the game
- 37:54Speaker 1: the right way? Who even dyes their hair?
- 37:58Speaker 7: You're a grown man.
- 38:01Speaker 8: Why do they have thirteen percent of the population but
- 38:03Speaker 8: commit the fifteen percent of the prime.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Isn't that interesting? Model? Oh? Keep going is interesting? I
- 38:17Speaker 1: tell you? Did you hate abou anything to call the phrenology?
- 38:20Speaker 1: There's actually a scientist said that the skull of the
- 38:22Speaker 1: negro brand is the most susceptible. Some servians wanted to
- 38:27Speaker 1: be a slave. What about black on black grime? What
- 38:30Speaker 1: you're looking at ging and it concerns me when you
- 38:32Speaker 1: look at the machine.
- 38:33Speaker 4: Then the way that ship as fast as hell because
- 38:36Speaker 4: I started it after this and the oh good god,
- 38:40Speaker 4: nobody told you how to focus on me?
- 38:42Speaker 1: But whatever you have that look like I got something
- 38:47Speaker 1: is always wrong. When you had that look, it's usually
- 38:53Speaker 1: are you there one of the beast that I hate you?
- 38:57Speaker 1: Motherfucking Rocky? How could you do this to your mother?
- 39:01Speaker 7: Hot?
- 39:03Speaker 5: Unless I say something, just keep the good, just keep
- 39:04Speaker 5: it going.
- 39:05Speaker 3: Say my tail, we have a black here, mother, and
- 39:11Speaker 3: just gar the ship down too good. But yeah, Matteo Riggieri,
- 39:17Speaker 3: I don't know how this came up, how, I don't
- 39:19Speaker 3: know why he was outed.
- 39:20Speaker 1: But did they release any of the voice notes? No?
- 39:24Speaker 3: I think I just thought there were screenshots of the
- 39:27Speaker 3: voice notes. I haven't heard any of the actual there's
- 39:29Speaker 3: transcripts of them, like screenshots of like you see a
- 39:33Speaker 3: voice not like back and forth? Not okay, but it
- 39:36Speaker 3: did say that. The transcript said he said something like
- 39:41Speaker 3: obviously in Italian, like tell me that you that you
- 39:43Speaker 3: insult black people too, and that you're racist?
- 39:47Speaker 1: Why? Why do you want you want her to be racist? Why?
- 39:51Speaker 1: I guess you just suck you off being normal? You
- 39:55Speaker 1: don't want your dick suck No, no, it doesn't working
- 39:59Speaker 1: like that, and won't get off that way. One of
- 40:01Speaker 1: the quotes said, say it was a hard d say
- 40:04Speaker 1: it really clearly enunciated like that a hard d spell
- 40:09Speaker 1: it out. For maybe an Italian there's a g G
- 40:24Speaker 1: was extra racist. I want you to feel this. I
- 40:29Speaker 1: want you to feel it because I feel it more.
- 40:30Speaker 1: And he was an Italian player didn't even make it.
- 40:35Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with the World that I'm saying.
- 40:37Speaker 1: It an't like a World Cup. What do they just
- 40:40Speaker 1: felt like they got to do that.
- 40:42Speaker 2: I think that the Italian wasn't he The one manager
- 40:45Speaker 2: is that Africa suld have spots.
- 40:47Speaker 1: In the World Cup. Probably there was some that's been.
- 40:53Speaker 3: But Africa ass that's pretty much the issue, like worry
- 40:58Speaker 3: about yourself on her as.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Yeah, the worried about Africa from and I don't think
- 41:03Speaker 1: they've qualified like last two or three World Cups.
- 41:06Speaker 6: They lost to Bosnian, right, I think they had to.
- 41:09Speaker 6: I think I'm pretty sure Italy just had to be
- 41:10Speaker 6: Bosnia and they lost.
- 41:12Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just saw a tweet, said RIGGERI when
- 41:16Speaker 3: the girl sends him nudes instead of racist voice notes
- 41:18Speaker 3: and it's just someone shaking her head like this.
- 41:21Speaker 2: I don't want that the World Cup racism, right, Yeah,
- 41:24Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all seen this tweet.
- 41:26Speaker 1: They're talking about Argentina. Somebody I saw a lot of Argentina.
- 41:31Speaker 1: I guess what MESSI was injured. He's like, y'all talk
- 41:34Speaker 1: about he racist, but he about to cry because he
- 41:36Speaker 1: sees his ankle turning black. That's that's an old one too.
- 41:40Speaker 1: That one before, that's a good one.
- 41:42Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 41:44Speaker 3: I put Brandy onto all the horrible Argentinian racism. She's like,
- 41:47Speaker 3: now I understand why you're so yeah.
- 41:50Speaker 2: Fuck Argentina, big big, And then another World Cup is like,
- 41:57Speaker 2: you learned so much about history and I haven't yet.
- 42:00Speaker 1: I only got a brief overview of this figure. You
- 42:03Speaker 1: know how they're doing the Congo the team, the Congo team,
- 42:06Speaker 1: the guy that's like they have like a guy that's
- 42:10Speaker 1: like being a statue. Yeah, as like the the previous
- 42:15Speaker 1: prime minister boy, he was basically a leader that like
- 42:23Speaker 1: of Congo and basically he basically was like, man, fuck
- 42:29Speaker 1: this colonizing ship were taking our ship back. He was
- 42:34Speaker 1: getting too much motion and they killed them. Yeah, and
- 42:39Speaker 1: they did. They did some horrible things. Which country was
- 42:45Speaker 1: this Congo? Belgium was Belgium, I think it was it
- 42:49Speaker 1: was Belgium. King Leopold bro King Leopold honestly way work. Yo,
- 42:56Speaker 1: you can say it. I mean, I think you can
- 42:59Speaker 1: say way worse than other purported evil not purported, but
- 43:05Speaker 1: evil people in.
- 43:06Speaker 3: History that we that have little mustaches have little mustaches
- 43:11Speaker 3: that came from a country that lost in the World
- 43:13Speaker 3: Cup today.
- 43:14Speaker 1: Nine countries that might have lost to Paraguay. That's how
- 43:21Speaker 1: in penalties, that's how Leopold was moving. But no Leopold evil.
- 43:26Speaker 2: But it's like there's a reason that's not talked about
- 43:30Speaker 2: as much because a quick kofiy on.
- 43:33Speaker 3: Quick side note quick king Leopold did not line up
- 43:35Speaker 3: with La Mumba. Okay, but Belgium possibly still.
- 43:40Speaker 1: Either way, still on King leol fuck that nigga. I
- 43:44Speaker 1: hope you are burning in hell. But yeah, horrible people.
- 43:49Speaker 2: Yeah, just again again history you learn more something new
- 43:54Speaker 2: every day and even when you even when you don't
- 43:56Speaker 2: intend to learn something.
- 43:57Speaker 1: You learn something.
- 43:58Speaker 2: That's why if you paid a little bit. Yeah, just again,
- 44:02Speaker 2: but still World Cup is great. All the country is
- 44:04Speaker 2: interacting is great.
- 44:05Speaker 1: Japan lost to Brazil and yeah the Japans, the Japans
- 44:12Speaker 1: were crashing out like that one that one dude something
- 44:17Speaker 1: something crazy Japanese know, I just said the Japans. That's
- 44:22Speaker 1: what we always say. He wasn't he wasn't gonna see
- 44:27Speaker 1: whoa the Jats. You thought he'd say something crazy. That's
- 44:32Speaker 1: what I'm about. The World War. I'm like taking fire
- 44:38Speaker 1: from the damn Jacks grand to Reino, What do you
- 44:40Speaker 1: think this is? That's what i mean. K looking at
- 44:43Speaker 1: each other like yo.
- 44:45Speaker 10: I'm thinking the dad from King of the Hill, Cotton Hill,
- 44:49Speaker 10: he still killed Citty man, Like why like why.
- 44:56Speaker 4: Kill you know it's not the you know it's not
- 44:58Speaker 4: the Patreon, right, Oh, brother, that's not even that, ain't
- 45:02Speaker 4: I mean, there's not a what it is?
- 45:05Speaker 7: It is?
- 45:05Speaker 1: Yes, it is, it is.
- 45:06Speaker 3: It is.
- 45:08Speaker 1: It is, even though it's kind of just like cunning.
- 45:10Speaker 1: I mean, you're not allowed you're not allowed to de s.
- 45:13Speaker 1: You just don't say that, Okay, it's just like this
- 45:16Speaker 1: probably not about to be monetized. Nah. I think that's
- 45:21Speaker 1: one of the only I think that's one of the
- 45:23Speaker 1: only places that has a slur like that, where it's
- 45:25Speaker 1: just like we don't have to there's find out more
- 45:30Speaker 1: on the Patreon.
- 45:31Speaker 5: There's that that are the name of their country, or
- 45:35Speaker 5: not the name of the country, but their ethnicity.
- 45:38Speaker 1: The sound a sword makes.
- 45:41Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, all right, excaliburs, the excalibers, the part
- 45:46Speaker 2: of you know, the people that like to but shot that.
- 45:50Speaker 1: I'm that, I don't, I don't, I don't don't, I
- 45:53Speaker 1: don't know. But yeah, okay, I'm saying.
- 46:00Speaker 3: But in our everlasting efforts to keep you guys included
- 46:04Speaker 3: in our podcast dominance, we brought back the Beater Brigade
- 46:10Speaker 3: question the other week, and yes, shout out to all
- 46:15Speaker 3: you ladies that have been put through hell.
- 46:19Speaker 1: For us to make this.
- 46:21Speaker 3: I mean no, it's not fun for us to make
- 46:23Speaker 3: this wonderful content.
- 46:24Speaker 1: We're not gonna laugh with you. I mean actually we're
- 46:26Speaker 1: gonna laugh with you.
- 46:28Speaker 5: Maybe one or two of them definitely might laugh at you.
- 46:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:33Speaker 3: But the question of the week this week was, ladies,
- 46:39Speaker 3: what's the worst lie a guy's ever told you?
- 46:42Speaker 1: Or girl inclusivity?
- 46:47Speaker 3: And this one was pretty straightforward. She said, my ex
- 46:51Speaker 3: told me he was celebrating New Year's with his family
- 46:54Speaker 3: to two seconds later I find him on the corner
- 46:57Speaker 3: selling weed.
- 46:59Speaker 1: Well, hey, all he did, he went to work. He
- 47:02Speaker 1: could have just said that. Why why did he have
- 47:05Speaker 1: to lie and say? Yeah? I mean, you could even
- 47:08Speaker 1: do the half lives that I'm going to work. Yeah,
- 47:10Speaker 1: and that kind of would have been. She knew he
- 47:13Speaker 1: was about to go do telling she might unless he
- 47:17Speaker 1: told her like he was sopped, and then she called
- 47:20Speaker 1: him doing it anyway, I can't stop. Maybe he's a prostitute.
- 47:25Speaker 1: I ain't going niggas just selling on the eighth. But
- 47:33Speaker 1: three five wasn't with fish nets.
- 47:36Speaker 4: And now what he was doing was he was selling
- 47:40Speaker 4: the weed because they told him he had to bring
- 47:41Speaker 4: the sodas. We had to make some money real quick
- 47:43Speaker 4: so that he can go buy the sodas.
- 47:45Speaker 3: Okay, see, Keenan's doing the thing that you said.
- 47:49Speaker 1: Mental gymnastics, that's what it's called. Yeah, he had to
- 47:52Speaker 1: make a quick buck so he could buy your bussing
- 47:55Speaker 1: splits at the free throw line? What are you doing?
- 47:59Speaker 1: Clam slamming at the free line? Why are we what
- 48:00Speaker 1: are we doing? You're gonna shoot? Or what? Hey man,
- 48:08Speaker 1: you're gonna shoot? All right, we've been in five minutes.
- 48:12Speaker 6: Who's the worst lie a man or a woman that's
- 48:15Speaker 6: ever told you? This girl said that his grandpa died
- 48:19Speaker 6: and that's why he was distanced. He went live with
- 48:21Speaker 6: his grandpap In the background, alive and.
- 48:23Speaker 1: Well hilarious, hilarious. You say your grandma, he didn't If
- 48:31Speaker 1: you have multiple grandpa people do Some people have up
- 48:34Speaker 1: to four. But this might have been the person that. Yeah, yeah,
- 48:37Speaker 1: I mean you could you have like step they remarried
- 48:40Speaker 1: you a whole bunch of grandpaps, both your mind, both
- 48:44Speaker 1: grandfather's turned out game grandma? Was you gonna have mad
- 48:47Speaker 1: grandpap's a whole lot of We know how Lucille used
- 48:50Speaker 1: to be back in the day, loose, loose, loosen, There
- 48:56Speaker 1: was no seal on that thing, no sealing insight, didn't
- 49:05Speaker 1: have didn't have vagual rejuvenations. Put a cap on that. Remember,
- 49:13Speaker 1: man deal with the cars they were dealt.
- 49:16Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I cannot imagine finding out your
- 49:19Speaker 3: your grandma was like a top tier bop bro like that.
- 49:25Speaker 1: Did you see the dude? I guess the kid on TikTok.
- 49:28Speaker 2: I guess he's like grown now and he's talking about
- 49:30Speaker 2: how his mom was like a video vixen. Yeah, that
- 49:34Speaker 2: was fucking on his mom and how that fucked them up.
- 49:37Speaker 1: No I saw TikTok today.
- 49:40Speaker 6: You're gonna go into details, but no, no, I was
- 49:42Speaker 6: gonna say I saw a different TikTok today. It was
- 49:45Speaker 6: about a dude who caught his girlfriend cheating on him
- 49:48Speaker 6: and the guy that he caught them with shot him.
- 49:51Speaker 1: Oh damn crazy. He long story short, He was leaving
- 49:57Speaker 1: the house. He was about to go somewhere, forgot something
- 49:59Speaker 1: in the crib, came back, tried to get in the house,
- 50:02Speaker 1: but the door was lot.
- 50:03Speaker 6: He's like, ooh, she's in there. So he like, he
- 50:05Speaker 6: knew he left his window like unlocked, so he didn't
- 50:07Speaker 6: those keys. I guess he maybe it was his keys,
- 50:10Speaker 6: but either way, he knew that his girl was there.
- 50:12Speaker 6: He knew that his window was unlocked, so he goes
- 50:14Speaker 6: up to the window and before he tries to go in,
- 50:16Speaker 6: he said, he sees somebody sitting on the bed wearing
- 50:18Speaker 6: all black. He thought he was getting like somebody's robbing
- 50:20Speaker 6: his house, so he kicks it in the door. Boom
- 50:23Speaker 6: runs his step to the door, he said. He opens
- 50:24Speaker 6: the door.
- 50:25Speaker 1: Soon as he opens the door, gun point a nigga
- 50:27Speaker 1: shot him and before like bye, wow, right.
- 50:31Speaker 6: Not funny, shot him in both legs. He said, he
- 50:35Speaker 6: shot me in the legs. And when he shot me
- 50:36Speaker 6: in the legs, it broke my leg and my femur
- 50:38Speaker 6: was next to my head, so I saw my femur,
- 50:41Speaker 6: he said, he flung it back around and yeah.
- 50:44Speaker 1: Uh.
- 50:45Speaker 6: The girl lied and said, I don't know that guy,
- 50:48Speaker 6: the one that got shot. He doesn't live here. Why
- 50:51Speaker 6: I think he was breaking into my house? Nah, no way, yep,
- 50:55Speaker 6: no way, wild stuff, no way, wild yeah, no way,
- 51:00Speaker 6: no no insane.
- 51:02Speaker 1: This nigga ran into his own He was like, I
- 51:04Speaker 1: fucking live here.
- 51:05Speaker 6: He's like, he said, I'm on the ground naming things
- 51:07Speaker 6: in the room and they're like, yeah, brother, No they
- 51:09Speaker 6: arrested this.
- 51:11Speaker 1: No way. This was written by Kwan Mills. No way,
- 51:14Speaker 1: no bro. He said. He got to the hospital and
- 51:17Speaker 1: he woke up. He was chained to the bend. No,
- 51:21Speaker 1: that's crazy. He ran in there trying to protect his girlfriend.
- 51:25Speaker 1: He said, what are you doing? Mm hmm. He shot
- 51:31Speaker 1: him twice and mid and hit both times in the legs.
- 51:36Speaker 4: That reminds me of a story that I seen on Twitter.
- 51:38Speaker 4: It was it was a Twitter post about a Facebook
- 51:41Speaker 4: post where this guy had went to jail, and while
- 51:44Speaker 4: he was in jail, his pops mind up fucking his
- 51:47Speaker 4: girlfriend getting her pregnant. So when he came out, he
- 51:50Speaker 4: had a brother by his girlfriend.
- 51:54Speaker 1: He had a brother by his girlfriend.
- 51:58Speaker 6: Because his dad funck this girl, the son that comes out,
- 52:01Speaker 6: it's gonna be His brother said.
- 52:05Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy his girlfriend gave birth to his
- 52:10Speaker 1: little I'm like that is some fun up type of
- 52:15Speaker 1: homelander that.
- 52:22Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's straight out of the world of Western.
- 52:28Speaker 1: I'm like, that is crazy.
- 52:32Speaker 5: It ain't funny, but it ain't, but it is.
- 52:36Speaker 1: Lady happened to me? Ladies, what's the worst lie? Guy told?
- 52:41Speaker 1: A guy or girl told you? Oh, I just had it.
- 52:45Speaker 3: My ex told me he was going to work. Logged
- 52:48Speaker 3: on Facebook. I see an engagement post on New Year's Eve.
- 52:53Speaker 3: I know it was It wasn't old because it said
- 52:56Speaker 3: two minutes ago.
- 52:58Speaker 1: Oh mm hmm. I said he was going to work,
- 53:04Speaker 1: mm hmm, work in his new family. Yeah. Yeah, that's
- 53:06Speaker 1: my man. I'm working on future, going to work. Yeah,
- 53:10Speaker 1: work on my future, Work on my wedding, work on
- 53:13Speaker 1: somebody I really love, work on my life without you,
- 53:16Speaker 1: work on my wedding vowels a real future. What's the
- 53:20Speaker 1: worst lie a man or a woman told you? This?
- 53:23Speaker 6: One says that he couldn't have kids then he forgot.
- 53:26Speaker 6: He told me that lie because later in the relationship
- 53:28Speaker 6: he was asking me to give him kids.
- 53:33Speaker 1: I can't give you kids right now? Oh I got Yeah,
- 53:38Speaker 1: my balls work. Now you know why he told that lie. Yeah,
- 53:44Speaker 1: he was in the that's all he wanted to do. Yeah,
- 53:48Speaker 1: I can't have kids.
- 53:48Speaker 3: Maybe I'm good, they said on stale, they said these
- 53:53Speaker 3: balls are just for show, show balls because he came
- 53:58Speaker 3: with the package.
- 53:59Speaker 7: Might be too whaling.
- 54:00Speaker 1: These are floor models, ornaments.
- 54:03Speaker 4: He ain't nothing, don't work for a little These bullus
- 54:09Speaker 4: look look smacking around bull.
- 54:13Speaker 1: They're useless. Whole time genetics fears the whole time was
- 54:20Speaker 1: locked and loaded. That is crazy, all that just to
- 54:23Speaker 1: hit it wrong, busting off. But Colm, man, you just
- 54:30Speaker 1: let your juices off in there talking about you couldn't
- 54:32Speaker 1: have kids. But yes, yeah, technically you cannot do that.
- 54:40Speaker 7: Not do that.
- 54:41Speaker 6: We're not laughing at your paint or anything or that,
- 54:44Speaker 6: not laughing at all, laughing at their situation.
- 54:47Speaker 1: We're not laughing anymore.
- 54:48Speaker 6: I'm not laughing anymore because he raised a good point.
- 54:51Speaker 6: Yes that is, I got one is illegal. The lie that, ladies,
- 54:56Speaker 6: what is the lie that that guy or girl has
- 54:58Speaker 6: told you? God sent an unsolicited dick pict at like
- 55:01Speaker 6: two am. When I asked him why he did that,
- 55:04Speaker 6: he said he didn't. Nigga what I'm looking at it?
- 55:12Speaker 1: You know what pulled the pat He was like, did
- 55:14Speaker 1: you say this not my dick? No? I don't, I
- 55:16Speaker 1: didn't looking at Is this your not? Is this your
- 55:22Speaker 1: phone number? Yes?
- 55:24Speaker 4: Have we not been texting on his threads about right?
- 55:28Speaker 4: Is this a picture that came from that number?
- 55:30Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 55:31Speaker 1: Looks like it looks like a dick. So you send
- 55:33Speaker 1: a dick picture? Wasn't it couldn't have been me. That
- 55:36Speaker 1: ain't my dick. I don't know who did that. I
- 55:40Speaker 1: can show you my dick in this in the exact
- 55:42Speaker 1: same picture, just rotated upside down. Flip it, hell idiot
- 55:48Speaker 1: now that now this stupid not dumb ass. I got one.
- 55:55Speaker 3: I got one more, Ladies, what's the worst lie guy
- 55:59Speaker 3: or girl ever told you?
- 56:02Speaker 1: My ex? Yeah?
- 56:04Speaker 3: My ex came into town and said he's gonna spend
- 56:07Speaker 3: time with his dad.
- 56:08Speaker 1: The whole time he was just busy with another girl
- 56:11Speaker 1: getting genital herpes. Karma is a bitch. That's for you,
- 56:21Speaker 1: my guy, I mean that's for him. Damn garsh. Hopefully
- 56:27Speaker 1: you didn't get it. Garsh, garsh. That a boom?
- 56:37Speaker 11: Why is it red? There's a bump on my why
- 56:44Speaker 11: is it lacos from the side, there's a.
- 56:57Speaker 1: Yo. Oh my god, is out hurt. You're not supposed
- 57:08Speaker 1: to be having sex? Oh ship, Yeah, her piece is
- 57:16Speaker 1: stark man, Come in stark man. As soon as we know.
- 57:24Speaker 1: Sign of bumpy latforms on this pience. This is I
- 57:29Speaker 1: got one last one. What is a lie?
- 57:31Speaker 2: A girl or a guy or girl has talked told you?
- 57:35Speaker 2: When I asked what are we, he said, friends working
- 57:38Speaker 2: towards more. Honestly, all these lies just doesn't seem like
- 57:47Speaker 2: one of the baby girls.
- 57:48Speaker 1: And he said that unless I was already like a relationship,
- 57:55Speaker 1: then unless I just never got towards to the more part,
- 58:00Speaker 1: that just seems like good hoop. Sometimes we get crossed
- 58:07Speaker 1: up and we were a little mad. But he got
- 58:12Speaker 1: to the rim ethnically, she got ankles. Didn't know. No,
- 58:27Speaker 1: he pushed off. No, he didn't know. He didn't know.
- 58:30Speaker 1: He didn't he found it. Now, that was all ball
- 58:36Speaker 1: that niggat pushed off. He just crossed tips tis good.
- 58:42Speaker 7: Travel.
- 58:43Speaker 1: No, Nah, that was that wasn't even that was clean.
- 58:47Speaker 1: That wasn't even two steps that was a nice heasy dog.
- 58:50Speaker 1: That was not a carry that broke carried.
- 58:55Speaker 8: We didn't.
- 58:58Speaker 1: That was my boyfriend and were not Yo, my nigga
- 59:02Speaker 1: out there to shooting free throws. You know he's just hooping.
- 59:07Speaker 1: You can't win on the reps on defense. Yeah, man,
- 59:10Speaker 1: you can't win them all, can't win. It was just hot.
- 59:15Speaker 1: Sometimes even the guys you don't expect du sometimes they
- 59:18Speaker 1: just get hot. Hey man, I've seen Della dover do
- 59:21Speaker 1: some wild ship that was on the pacers that went
- 59:26Speaker 1: off from fifteen in the bottle Warren with t J.
- 59:32Speaker 1: Warren on your ass with that one. That was good one.
- 59:37Speaker 1: I wish I knew that when I was nineteen. My god,
- 59:40Speaker 1: Actually whatever friends working towards more, I mean, just the
- 59:47Speaker 1: hottest just to ride out of me. Ye, tell us
- 59:50Speaker 1: the night amount of bread crumbs. He's telling half truth
- 59:55Speaker 1: that nigga. We're just in Nigga. That is just that
- 59:58Speaker 1: nigga is a fucking ass here, yo, he said. I
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: think he said. I don't really see all. She called
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: me two faces, but I know sometimes I don't tell
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: the whole truth, so maybe that's how she got I
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: tell the truth. I'm just sometimes I don't tell the
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: whole truth. You know his hand, guy, he said the
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: highest hand get the more he lying was talking to
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: himself because that's the only nigga that agree with him. Asshole.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: That guy's a jerky hey man.
- 1:00:27Speaker 6: Shot if I don't mean to get inside Love Island,
- 1:00:30Speaker 6: but if he gets out of that jam that he's in.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he's the great. We ain't watch it, but
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: we usually be watching for recording. He's the good. If
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: he gets out of this one somehow, I'm sorry, right wrong,
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: that's the greatest set on national TV.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: More primary sources, tertiary sources, witnesses, and you get it.
- 1:00:55Speaker 6: If he gets out of that, that's like when Barry Sanders,
- 1:00:58Speaker 6: I think it was like the Cowboys and he jukes niggas.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, same thing. If he gets out
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: of this, it's a miracle. Jersey straight to the rafter.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: That was like when Carson Wentz got bro when when
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: the Commanders, I like to do that, I will not.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: I'm like, how the fun did he get out that ship? Nigga?
- 1:01:17Speaker 7: I was what you do?
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: That? Magic was like this? I said that that nigga
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: was one of my deal. Like this nigga is jack
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: him right now?
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: Tested I'm touched the ground because when I tell you
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: it was they engulfed him and next thing, you know,
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: the cambra paints and I mean going and once you're
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: still up?
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: What the hell? The same thing? My god, I want
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: to get to it. I think he's just gonna ignore
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: the funk out of that girl A great rocket. Yeah,
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: no he's not. Because they had a conversation. Yeah no
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: he can't. That nigga was like, I'm glad you here.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: When she said are you I was like, oh, this
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: niggas good? How do you lie? Yeah? How do you
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: get out of that? Hey? We had more time and
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: the producer said, oh, today's your lucky dad.
- 1:02:03Speaker 7: You want some more time.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: Huh, she's coming back. I gave her my last lie,
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: gave her I usually give her by finishing line. That
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: was the finishing move. He had a gas her head
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: up one more time, and he did it. And then
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: she comes back. That was the last lie in the book.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: That thing is like that witch from Hanseling Gretel. Just
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: leave you a little, oh my god.
- 1:02:30Speaker 6: And then she comes back, man, And now she's in
- 1:02:32Speaker 6: the melo space like, yeah, you are honest with you
- 1:02:35Speaker 6: tell if you have it.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Love still get it there?
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: I come a question for you all though. Oh interesting,
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: just good man, that's good, that's good. That might be
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: the episode friends More. I'm sorry to trigger you with
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: that crazy what are we? Friends? Working towards more? And
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: he probably kissed on the forehead, you know, bobbed on
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: the nose. No, you know what, but no, kissed on
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: the frond. Friends working towards more? You just you just
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: keep working, baby, you're so adorable. War shuck it Mayby.
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: We could be more if you get more your you
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: want to suck it yo. Nigga, No, that ain't the hoops.
- 1:03:38Speaker 6: That's that's like the original Harlem Global Trotters with like
- 1:03:41Speaker 6: the nigga's name Pan.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: He was dribbling on his knees. Niggas out there dribbling
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: and spin it on his figure. The nigga the face
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: of the ball, all the eezy way. It's half half amazing. Damn.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: This girl is going through it right now this podcast.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: You can't get better because that's just that's just a
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: good one man who wouldn't fall for that because this
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: is a logical.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Provig You know, we are friends towards more more working.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: By the way, so I told you that I got
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: a beachfront to sell you in Nebraska, completely located. Was lying?
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: I got a beach house to show right in the
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: straight of her moves, okay, prop right up the street. Yo,
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: I got some horrible, terrible, okay, more relationship stuff. Man.
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: This person said, I stopped talking to this guy because
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: he had too many health problems for me.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: I e.
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: Allergic to dogs and cats, allergic to fish, eating fish asthma,
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: can't eat red meat, and on a special diet because
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: of his gout, recently injured leg. My last straw was
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: him in the e er. What are your dating mister glass?
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: Him in the er twice in three weeks because his
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: gout flared up. What are some petty but valid reasons
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: you stopped talking to.
- 1:05:37Speaker 6: Something that was extremely valid At first, I was gonna
- 1:05:39Speaker 6: be like, Dan, that's kind of harsh, but not the
- 1:05:41Speaker 6: only thing this nigga didn't have was sickle cell fuck
- 1:05:43Speaker 6: that maybe.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: He did, als, maybe he did. Oh oh no, just
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: about shutout, well, not shout out, but like, yeah, so wild.
- 1:05:59Speaker 6: Johnson, we are sorry, Yes, we're staying with you, bro,
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: Chris Johnson his family.
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: That's fucked up. Yes, crazy. Yeah, ALS definitely has a
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: direct correlation to football as well. That's the whole different really. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: it's a physical it's a brain thing. Yeah I didn't
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: know that, Okay, for sure.
- 1:06:20Speaker 6: I watched the whole video on it on the way here.
- 1:06:21Speaker 6: The guy was like, the NFL is just the same
- 1:06:23Speaker 6: way they did for c C, the same thing to
- 1:06:25Speaker 6: do for ALS.
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: Are just ignoring it. He's like, they're they're ignoring this ship.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Like it's very obvious. But you know what I'm saying,
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: I got another question, but get good. You did the
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: right thing for getting away from that guy.
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't want I was never at petty
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: and like I feel like you could help out.
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: Just it's like you canna just stop eating certain foods,
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: right and yeah technically so it's.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: Like he's just kind of being an asshole about it.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: It's not and there's medication for it. So it's like,
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: what are you doing not right? The right things? He's
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: just not you just don't give it up.
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: Eating just crab cakes all day, crab cakes, Baltimore cakes.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: He's eating like the dad from Big Mouth.
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: Yeah, the dad with the scallops scallops. But you don't know.
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: Y'all don't have a food that y'all know like y'all
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: react bad to or you know it's gonna be trouble.
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: But just like I got it, eat milk shakes. Yeah,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not taking no lack tape. I
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: didn't say it. I gave up on you. I'm sorry.
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: I know you can make life a lot easier for yourself,
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: but like Cereal probably gonna do it.
- 1:07:39Speaker 12: Cereal because the milk and the milk milk, I'm just like,
- 1:07:43Speaker 12: but why not just get the black taped milk that
- 1:07:46Speaker 12: really doesn't it's it helps a little bit, but not
- 1:07:49Speaker 12: your lactose and talent is so bad.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Black taid food lactose free milk doesn't work run through you.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: It's just a look of milk. Then it doesn't run
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: through me. A job was a little bit.
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: It sounds like it's just an able effect.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: M No, it's what effect you heard me. That's a
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: gazebolas ball effect.
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: It's it might be something else that's not the lactose thing,
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: because obviously.
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: Yeah, and then if anything, why not only milk, milk,
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: oat milk, so many of them different.
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: It's not bad. I've tried. That works cool, Like you're
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: choosing to have your stomach job mm hmm, keep keeps spicy.
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't do we Does anyone have any
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: petty reasons they stop talking to somebody?
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: She had the mouth for a sailor. She cussed too much.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: Yeah that's bad. Yeah it was. It was. I'm like,
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: it was like, all right, why you don't even have
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: to cuss that much?
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: Exactly, Like, yeah, she was the token black girl and
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: I was like, no, oh, all her friends are white.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: I think she had one black friend.
- 1:08:49Speaker 7: And I was like, no, thank you.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: Where's she from now? Like it was it South Jersey
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: for the something else? M hmm, like going there's a
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: lot of there's a lot of niggas. Like going towards
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: straight south, we past that, there's a lot of niggas
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: down there. That's why, all right, you're down there. It
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: could be one place where it's like that, and then
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: you're fucking like it was really but you can tell
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: she was choosing. I don't know what she chose. I
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: knew that's just where she was. I don't see it.
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: I know I stopped talking. This is a minute ago.
- 1:09:30Speaker 6: I think I said this on the pot before it.
- 1:09:31Speaker 6: She was just too negative, Yeah, just too pessimistic, like everything.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: Was just that's not petty, that's very valid.
- 1:09:39Speaker 6: It's like always something was always a problem, or the
- 1:09:41Speaker 6: way she spoke was just mad negative.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: I'm like, God, you're dragging this down, you're annoying, you're
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: not pleasurable.
- 1:09:49Speaker 6: To be literally just stopped. I don't even remember that
- 1:09:52Speaker 6: girl's name. You couldn't even tell you. Yeah, yeah, I
- 1:09:57Speaker 6: would just go see I'm cool.
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: This question was for Elsie. Elsie.
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: He said, who is your dream artist that you would
- 1:10:11Speaker 3: want to be their tour DJ?
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: Dream artists that I'd want to be their tour DJ M.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Maybe Kendrick. That'd be fun. If we're talking like dreams
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: can't get no bitches, huh huh yeah, bitch, you love Kendrick?
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: Uh yeah? Or I mean more realistic or maybe obtainable somewhere,
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: No dream your dream?
- 1:10:38Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean yeah, I would be the dream Okay,
- 1:10:41Speaker 6: yeah uh. But usually artists of that magnitude have a
- 1:10:45Speaker 6: DJ for he got bands. It's a lot of band
- 1:10:48Speaker 6: He might have a DJ back there, maybe scratching over
- 1:10:50Speaker 6: some songs, but anybody gonna see that person.
- 1:10:53Speaker 5: DJ is playing before he come out. Yeah, have that
- 1:10:57Speaker 5: ready for some Kendrick, I'm sure.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: But if it wasn't Ketrick, I think somebody like Future
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: would be really fun.
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about.
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: Catch TD Future DJ. That would be crazy. Hm ensne
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: you got a new album coming out, by the way,
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: Future interesting? Okay? He got a new single out right now.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: It's called Radio. Is it good in your Okay? Yeah?
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: I like it. It was good. It literally just came out.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: I think, what's the day, Monday? It came out Friday? Okay, happened? Cool?
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Cool cool cool cool cool.
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: Oh another Elsie question, But I think it's something we
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: could all, or at least three of us could answer
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: from our issues. Hey, Elsie, I just turned twenty nine,
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: not at all, not as old as you Congress on
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: the Big thirty three. But I noticed my knees have
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: been hurt more and more. Is there anything I can
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: do to improve them?
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: I mean, just stretch, that's really it. Stretch gotta do
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: a lot. I mean I was gonna say, stretch, go
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: to the gym, bricking legs out. Yes. Other than that,
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: they they probably just gonna get worse for worse brother.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: If hit me up, I.
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: Got and I got a nice little, very small routine
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: from the knees overtoes guy before he started putting his
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: stuff like behind a paywall. Hit me up on my
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: DM personally and I will or yeah, not just me
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: personally because the pod dms there's too much going on,
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: and I'll send it to you, because there's there's some
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: good stuff that's like low low what's it called low impact,
- 1:12:23Speaker 3: low stress. You can build your build yourself up to
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: be able to do more. But if you really got
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: some bad knees like me or keenan or now.
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: That was they sound like that, but yeah, I got you.
- 1:12:40Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a couple of different things you can be doing.
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: Like if if you haven't an immediate access to a treadmill,
- 1:12:49Speaker 4: a couple of minutes walking backwards on a treadmill, you
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: can start off there.
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: If your treadmill isn't going to break from walking backwards
- 1:12:56Speaker 3: on it, like you can keep it off and.
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: The factwards on it. Yeah. Yeah, I did a lot
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: of that from my rehab.
- 1:13:05Speaker 5: What else did I do?
- 1:13:07Speaker 6: I did like waited or not even waited, uh rope
- 1:13:10Speaker 6: squats like assisted rope squads, those help a lot. Yeah,
- 1:13:14Speaker 6: Like like Lama said, a lot of low impact stuff
- 1:13:16Speaker 6: helps a lot.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: So I'm trying to get back to almost being able
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: to do a pistol squad. I can I can never
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: do a pistol squad Like there was times when I
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: was just right there.
- 1:13:27Speaker 6: Now that my legs or so, even though I might
- 1:13:28Speaker 6: be able to do it with my left leg because
- 1:13:29Speaker 6: it's stronger from trying to support this one.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: Mm hmm okay, okay, yeah, yeah, I'll try after this.
- 1:13:35Speaker 5: I mean, don't don't, don't so down.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: I'll try it. I mean, I'm I don't think I'm
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: gonna blow my knee out doing to pay. You never know,
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: you never know. I don't think that's necessarily possible. I'm
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: not trying to take niggas to the e R tonight.
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: You know what pistol squad is. No, you just squat
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: with one leg. I mean that's not Yeah, I'm not
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: trying to take niggas at the e er tonight. Let's
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: you want to do that, take that ship at myt
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: long just a video on the way. I'm not going with.
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: I don't think that's necessarily possible.
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: Blower's last words, Hey, you ever see the dude something?
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: So we go, we're gonna get a picture with his
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: wristband on. You never see what happened.
- 1:14:22Speaker 6: I ain't gonna be like, no, I won't believe it.
- 1:14:25Speaker 6: Thomson Remember when he blew his ship out? Did you
- 1:14:27Speaker 6: ever see that?
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: So thoms try to try to dunk on a lowered
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: rim did the same ship I did.
- 1:14:34Speaker 6: He did the tailor ship, and then he broke his
- 1:14:37Speaker 6: arm too, So he fucking goes up Kyle and he
- 1:14:40Speaker 6: gives out and he lands on his arm arm broke.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: He like Peter Griffin when he fell on his deck.
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: It was crazy. I probably heard some bad that's something ship.
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: You probably just black out from the band for probably
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: probably I got it today. I fed up for y'all
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: been here.
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: Let's see speaking of that allergic dude they said today,
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: I affed up by realizing I'm not a wimp, just
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: allergic and could have died. So I'm a twenty nine
- 1:15:09Speaker 3: year old from a Mexican family where if a food
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: doesn't make you sweat, it's not a real meal. I've
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: always been the odd one out. My tolerance or spice
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: is basically zero, and have accepted my role as the
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: family lightweight. My thing has always been salsa.
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: Very day.
- 1:15:24Speaker 3: Every single time I ate it, my lips would get
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: a little puffy, puffy and tingly. It wasn't like scary swollen,
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: but it was noticeable. I just thought, okay, cool, this
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: is what a mild spice feels like.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: For a wimp like me. I thought it was normal.
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: It was my normal.
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: I just take a bena droll if it felt a
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: bit more intense, and go on with my day. The
- 1:15:45Speaker 3: big plot twists happened last Sunday at a family barbecue.
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: We're all eating tacos and I slathered on the sousa
- 1:15:51Speaker 3: very day. Within a few minutes, I feel this familiar
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: puffed up feeling. I nudged my sister and said, whoa,
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: this green salsa has a real kick today. My lip
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: is already getting fat. She looked at my mouth, then
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: back at the salsa and started laughing. Dude, that is
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: not a kick. Your lip is actually swelling. Mom didn't
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: put any chilies in that, it's just tomatillo and onion.
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: The whole table got quiet and just stared at my face.
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: My mom's eyes got huge, mehole. She said, that's nice spice.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: You're allergic.
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: You've been You've been having a reaction this whole time,
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: and just calling it spicy.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: It finally clicked.
- 1:16:32Speaker 3: For twenty nine years, I thought my puffy lip was
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: a sign of my weak constitution. It turns out my
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: body was just having a low key allergic meltdown to
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: a totally normal ingredient.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: I wasn't a whim.
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: I was just unknowingly dosing myself with an allergen and
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: treating it with benadrux.
- 1:16:47Speaker 5: You were just stupid because you remember it had taken
- 1:16:48Speaker 5: bena drug. You know that you're allergic to it.
- 1:16:51Speaker 13: I mean, he just thought it was like, if you're
- 1:16:53Speaker 13: taking bena drill, but w is this thing I keep doing?
- 1:17:01Speaker 13: It feels better when I take algae matters.
- 1:17:03Speaker 3: There could be no reason you were but he probably thought,
- 1:17:06Speaker 3: like ben andro helps with like swelling and spicy stuff.
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: You know it can it can make your like lips
- 1:17:12Speaker 3: tangle and like swell up.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: Yeah, but for you that just never happened. But it
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: was just as the spices open opening closing them. I mean,
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: not sus, but I'm just saying, but it's supposed to
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you could breathe yeah, but it
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: must make you make your lips. I definitely do.
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: Definitely your lips tangle, but I never swell up. You're allergic, brother,
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: looking like somebody punching your lip everything, and they're looking
- 1:17:36Speaker 4: at you watching your lips swell.
- 1:17:38Speaker 5: It's like for twenty nine years crazy. Your family don't
- 1:17:41Speaker 5: love you to take.
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: You out home.
- 1:17:43Speaker 6: I mean, if anything, he might have he might have
- 1:17:44Speaker 6: helped himself by micro dosing it like that. Build Yeah,
- 1:17:48Speaker 6: you might have built up. It's a little tolerant because
- 1:17:50Speaker 6: that's the only way is his fucking throat wasn't closing.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, man, Yeah, I guess that's funny. Another
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: goddamn and smiley face. Hello el face.
- 1:18:08Speaker 4: So apparently bad All did a tiny desk, a tiny
- 1:18:11Speaker 4: desk that was on live TV that then led into
- 1:18:14Speaker 4: the BT Awards.
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: Oh nice. No, I didn't see that, but I know
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: it's a tiny desk out right now on YouTube.
- 1:18:19Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, no, I saw that, But apparently that was
- 1:18:21Speaker 5: playing on BT before the BT Awards.
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: Hey man, if that's true, that's dope. Azel.
- 1:18:26Speaker 6: I think they actually did a really good job with
- 1:18:27Speaker 6: the BT Awards this year. I didn't watch, unfortunately, I
- 1:18:30Speaker 6: was had another wedding I was watching, but I heard
- 1:18:32Speaker 6: it was good.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: I heard it was fun to watch it. I don't
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: know why Tianna Taylor got an icon award already, bro
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: that I was thinking the exact same ship, and it's
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: like everyone, all right, we really do like Tianna Taylor.
- 1:18:43Speaker 6: She's dope. She's a good choreographer. She can sing, she
- 1:18:45Speaker 6: can dance, she can dress, she can do all those things.
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: But an icon not yet. It's like thirty seven. I
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: think icon of words just for people like I kinda
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: who had a good year, like you're the MVP.
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: No, like somebody who's a lifetime and gie the work
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: Award for somebody who's still acting.
- 1:19:02Speaker 6: Yeah, but there's a lot more people who could have
- 1:19:03Speaker 6: got that already, or older people who could have got that.
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: Not about older people. I think that's because you think
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: when you when you do like older people that are kind.
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: Of like not act, that's a lifetime achieving award, Like
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: they say lifetime that's what Lauren Hill.
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: But icond icons like someone who's an icon Now, I
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: don't Michael be Jordan could have got that ship. Yeah,
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: well you're also wanted from somebody who's gonna go. I
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: think he would have went Michael. Michael Jordan's pretty tapped
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: in with like he's not that far out where he
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: wouldn't go to something like that.
- 1:19:34Speaker 6: He's not fucking jay Z. But I don't think, like
- 1:19:38Speaker 6: like I said, I respect Tianna Taylor, like she's dope.
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: To oscar to but Icon of No, she didn't.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: She was not. She did win something.
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: I think she wanted a golden glube, which is done.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: Like like I said, I just like this very premature, yeah,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: like very time. It was some time. Janet Jackson gave
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: her the award, like because it's like it's like normally
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: normally when you do like the time, hold on hold.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: She won Icon of the Year award.
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: The Living Legend Icon Award went to Lauren Hill.
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: Okay, living okay, Icon of the so like I said,
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: like an m v P type thing. Okay, that's okay,
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: then that's cool. She had a really good year. I
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: missed that the Icon of the Year. Maybe they should
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: change that. I don't know when I think icon, I
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: think icon of the Year of the Year.
- 1:20:35Speaker 4: Okay, but yeah, when you think of the name icon,
- 1:20:36Speaker 4: you think it just like yeah, like life Biggest Rising
- 1:20:40Speaker 4: Ship of the Year.
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: I was like what I was like, she has been
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: at the top long enough to be like, well, that's
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: not the word. She got keen so and I'm I
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: don't want to sound like I'm hating anything, because I
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: do with it made a lot of sense.
- 1:20:55Speaker 3: But now that's that's not the case.
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: Yeah, may be, I say, maybe it's just the word
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: icon has throwing me off et Awards was cool. Uh.
- 1:21:04Speaker 5: Shout out to Deontay Kyle, he was out there.
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: Mona was out there with that big old button now yeah,
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: m hm yeah. Shout out to Deontay.
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: Yeah, my man after working man.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: Yeah, that boy out there working. Shout out to Deontay
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: and Big Cat. Yeah, big Cat was working too. Mm hmm.
- 1:21:21Speaker 5: We're getting back on here sooner or later, hopefully before.
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: You get too big. I mean this this might be
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: the rocket that it could be to. It's probably over, brother, listen, listen.
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: He he's already made a couple of jokes towards my
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: head a couple of times we were in there. But
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: like that is true. He did say he saw your head,
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: but oh I saw that. It was before he got
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: on stage. I mean even then he still said I
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: saw your head from the stage. Also because I'm talling
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: everybody so he could see me. True, Okay, yeah, we're
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: gonna think that. Yeah.
- 1:21:53Speaker 4: Next I knew like Nigga, I will fight you as
- 1:21:59Speaker 4: long as your security guards staying here.
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: He hasn't as good soft hands, very hands.
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: Next question anyway, next question, yes, I do titty.
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:22:13Speaker 3: Next question, would you rather go to jail for fifteen
- 1:22:16Speaker 3: years or until your team wins their next Super.
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: Bowl next year? Take that? Come on, I'll come on now,
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: y'all two might need to take that fifteen. I mean
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: you could take that fifteen too.
- 1:22:30Speaker 3: Why I'll take the fifteen because my team is.
- 1:22:37Speaker 4: I feel like my team coming in Super Bowl before
- 1:22:39Speaker 4: fifteen years, So I'll wait for the next Super I think.
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: So I don't snap for you. Two have gave it
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: a point.
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, why would you think a rival team
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: is gonna win the Super Bowl?
- 1:22:55Speaker 4: It's like, I don't think y'all win another super Bowl
- 1:22:57Speaker 4: the next fifteen years.
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: I mean I would win. The team asked, Yeah, but
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: are they gonna be asking ten years? Probably? Probably because
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: the decision making I've seen in.
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: The last ten they changed the decision makers.
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: They're all out we're good. Are the GMS different? Yeah,
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: we've said this multiple times?
- 1:23:15Speaker 12: Is it?
- 1:23:16Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: Shown it is still there. But well, uh, he the
- 1:23:21Speaker 5: dude Harrod is doing everything.
- 1:23:22Speaker 3: Yeah, the one, the dude that didn't want to sign
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: Saquon and they gave Daniel Jones the thing. He's gone, man, Yeah,
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: that guy is gone. That is the key problem that we.
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: But yeah, listen, man, I'm taking my fifteen.
- 1:23:37Speaker 4: We would have won more games last year if we
- 1:23:39Speaker 4: had a kicker, because we lost three games because we
- 1:23:42Speaker 4: didn't have a kicker. True, literally lost three games because
- 1:23:44Speaker 4: we didn't have a kicker. And if but as Darius
- 1:23:47Speaker 4: Slington could catch a fucking.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: Ball, well, are you guys sure you're gonna win a Super?
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: The next fifteen brought in a kicker and brought in
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: Darius Like, why are you so sure you're gonna win
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: a Super? Because our team is very very good? Yeah,
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: because we're we have a win our team. But what
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: if they don't.
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: I think it would be before fifteen years. I think
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: for four or fifteen years because we went.
- 1:24:08Speaker 6: There, because even if we went in seven, that's still
- 1:24:10Speaker 6: better than the time we went between.
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: Do you think your quarter is your No? Just this
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: isn't even like not trying to Dickey. Is it hypothetically
- 1:24:19Speaker 3: seven years from now? Is Jalen hurts your quarterback?
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: How old is he now? He's like twenty six, so
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: probably not.
- 1:24:26Speaker 3: He's that young twenty seven, he's about to be twenty eight.
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: It could be in seven years, okay, when he's thirty four.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: I think it's a good depends could be. But again
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: that's I trust the drafting and team building of the organization.
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: I think we get at least one more with jay
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: Lenarrins because.
- 1:24:46Speaker 4: We've been drafting good too.
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: Sure there's no sure it's it, yes, sure, sure, sure.
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: I don't like that answer because I'm not one hundred percent.
- 1:24:56Speaker 6: So that's why I said Jorge, Yeah, he still got
- 1:24:58Speaker 6: wait and see, but yeah, sure still question marks.
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: Yeah, which one see what they do the quarterback and
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: the running back.
- 1:25:09Speaker 4: You got questions on Jackson? Yeah, what questions? How long
- 1:25:13Speaker 4: is he gonna play? Because of how he plays?
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: Yeah? He plays very violent. You know that's not that's
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: not good.
- 1:25:20Speaker 4: I feel like some of those tent visits was the
- 1:25:24Speaker 4: NFL doing too much. No, no, don't some of them listen,
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: some of them they were doing too much Like those
- 1:25:32Speaker 4: be regular tackles.
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: And the like. He gotta go to the tent because
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: I mean, that happens if he Now, that's what I'm saying.
- 1:25:39Speaker 5: But the thing is, that's a good draft because my
- 1:25:41Speaker 5: boy was snapping.
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: He snapped his leg that that's not funny.
- 1:25:46Speaker 4: I mean but again, but again, because believe neighbors a
- 1:25:53Speaker 4: good pick. But you know we got that turf well again, decisions,
- 1:25:57Speaker 4: that's because that is a that's not a decision.
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: It's not a choice, not those decision makers decision, but
- 1:26:03Speaker 3: it is a decision to have that church, to have that.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: Your owner's decision.
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: Because I don't get how two teams I don't are
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: splitting a field and none of them was like, hey,
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: maybe change this.
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: I'm more concerned as to why everybody's not playing on grass.
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: Mm hm, it's cheaper. I don't understand. But there's billions
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: of dollars. The NFL makes way too much money. Your
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: star wars. That's that's how the rich stay rich.
- 1:26:29Speaker 11: Bro.
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: They don't.
- 1:26:31Speaker 4: They don't give a funk about this.
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: Protect your protect your ass.
- 1:26:35Speaker 4: They're just gonna get another One's gonna get another one.
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: Come on, y'all gotta notice. But the good give the
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: good teams, good organizations. Nigga got just got here.
- 1:26:46Speaker 4: Stop it, stop it.
- 1:26:48Speaker 5: We just got where quote unquote Gordon organization.
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: We've been a good for a long time. We just
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: didn't win this.
- 1:26:54Speaker 6: Yeah, we just didn't win the super Bowl. We've been
- 1:26:57Speaker 6: a good organizing too, We have multiple balls.
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: We've actually been one of the best organizations. Actually. Ever,
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: when where you were last a good organization?
- 1:27:08Speaker 5: When Eli be Tim Brady twice? When was that about
- 1:27:11Speaker 5: ten years ago?
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: That was years ago? About three it was fifteen? Yes, okay,
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: so that's about realistically though, the Giants. Giants is not
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: a bad organization. It's still been competent since the eighties.
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: They've always been like, always been sure competent. Last ten years.
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: Not a good organization easily. We was in the playoffs
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: like three four years ago we beat the Vikings test
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: that made the playoffs one time, and then next year
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: we let Yeah that was a bad moves, ain't that motherfucker?
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: Every he went to a good team and then an
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: he win MVP. He was almost almost almost he should
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: have brought should records. Yeah that he should have won.
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: But you know again, but you know, uh I am
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: I would like to see what John Horball does because
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: I do like the likely pick.
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: I like the likely thing. That made me mad because
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: I like ship they got him. So we didn't talk
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: about the NBA trades John talk about.
- 1:28:13Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we didn't know we did the extra Well, yeah,
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: I get another question. This made me laugh, So I'm
- 1:28:22Speaker 3: just gonna say, hey, nts, I've been rewatching old episodes
- 1:28:26Speaker 3: and episode one seventy three Redacted was so funny when
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: Elsie was telling the story of his friend redacted getting
- 1:28:33Speaker 3: into the fight at the club with the many Asians
- 1:28:36Speaker 3: and the Triads and attendance. Yeah, Elsie, do you still
- 1:28:39Speaker 3: talk slash hang out with redacted?
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: No? Uh, I can't even remember who was that it was,
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: call it yeah, it was his name when we say
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: his name or we just don't leave it ever redacted.
- 1:28:55Speaker 6: No, we was saying yeah, yeah, nah, So pretty much
- 1:29:00Speaker 6: she stopped talking to me. But it wasn't because of
- 1:29:03Speaker 6: the fight or anything. It was because we talked about
- 1:29:05Speaker 6: it on here and then someone reacted went and like
- 1:29:10Speaker 6: made that like the cover art, and it was like
- 1:29:11Speaker 6: the whole thing.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: And then you know what, mm hmm, someone did what
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: was it you? No, it wasn't him. No, oh it
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: was man, we gotta yeah this when we in this,
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: I gotta yeah.
- 1:29:27Speaker 6: So like it was put on Twitter and then I
- 1:29:29Speaker 6: guess it was sent to him, and then you know,
- 1:29:32Speaker 6: he was upset with me because.
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: He was like, why would you let that happen? And
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: I was like, bro, I ain't know he was gonna
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: do that, you know.
- 1:29:39Speaker 6: What I'm saying. I didn't really get a chance to.
- 1:29:42Speaker 6: I texted him, but I didn't. I should have called
- 1:29:44Speaker 6: him in like apologize, and it was a and then
- 1:29:47Speaker 6: time went on and I just never damn h he
- 1:29:52Speaker 6: still don't the stand though he was. I still follow him.
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: He's the coach for somebody. All I said was he's
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: a coach for somebody, the Olympics. That's okay, Olympia. Yeah,
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: he coaches Olympians. Okay.
- 1:30:07Speaker 6: I wasn't gonna say he's a coach for the Memphis No, No,
- 1:30:11Speaker 6: he's a he coaches an Olympian.
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: He's doing his thing. Yeah. Yeah, this is also, this
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: happened what five years ago something like that. I mean
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: episode one seventy three. Yeah, it was four years ago something.
- 1:30:20Speaker 1: It was a minute ago. So it's not like, yeah,
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: it's cool. It is at least some time ago. It
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: is what it is?
- 1:30:25Speaker 6: That was a wild time though to try answer it
- 1:30:30Speaker 6: was in there deep crazy shit for a roundhouse kicking.
- 1:30:34Speaker 3: His next question, this is the most adult question. That
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: what's so funny? He said, this is the most adult question,
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: So I gotta ask because what I mean it is
- 1:30:51Speaker 3: what it is. You just won ten thousand dollars tax free,
- 1:30:55Speaker 3: but you are not allowed to spend it on once.
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: Only needs like bills.
- 1:31:00Speaker 3: Okay, what would be the top three things you would
- 1:31:02Speaker 3: use it on?
- 1:31:04Speaker 4: How much money was it again?
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: Ten thousand dollars on thousand.
- 1:31:07Speaker 5: Dollars, my student loans, my car payment?
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just finished paying off my car, Like, okay,
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: thank you for sure, Probably just finish off my car. Yeah,
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: whatever was left? You just want to know, like what
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: our debts are? Our top three debt check? Debt check?
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: Look like put that ten thousand for a new a unit. Nice?
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: Try student loan people.
- 1:31:32Speaker 3: Mm hm said he does have money to pay us.
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: You don't only in hypotheticals like this one.
- 1:31:40Speaker 3: Oh all right, Next question, probably last question, Oh boy, okay,
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: would you.
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: Is that even a would you rather? Oh?
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: No, I guess it is a would you rather, would
- 1:31:59Speaker 3: you rather your mom being a billionaire but everyone knows
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: about it? Slash has seen her sex tape it's a
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: ghetto gagger stype style, racial slurs and everything, or your
- 1:32:10Speaker 3: current family situation.
- 1:32:11Speaker 4: I'll take my current family situationallyation, because if it was
- 1:32:16Speaker 4: like Kim Kardashian's sex tape, maybe I might have to see.
- 1:32:21Speaker 4: But ghetto gaggers, Nah, have you seen?
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: You've seen that? Would they do? No, my mama nigga.
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: Just because they saw it doesn't mean I have to
- 1:32:35Speaker 3: see it. Hey, I'm taking my billion dollars, all right,
- 1:32:40Speaker 3: I'm taking my billion billion dollar inheritance. If my mom
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: wants to be a ghetto gagger, that's her business.
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: No, it's not.
- 1:32:47Speaker 4: It's not my business at that point.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want her to do this.
- 1:32:53Speaker 7: She made.
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: That's the toy she made. Somehow she's a billionaire. Now,
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: everybody ever seen you Gotta show you that steady when
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: I slapped them with a gold bar and knocked their
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: teeth out of their mouth.
- 1:33:05Speaker 4: Hey, instead of you're gonna get kettle gagged?
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I hire assassin. I killed you. I
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: got money. Now I'm moving different. I'm killing assassin I'm
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: taking them out. I'm breaking for those ac units and
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: having them a hundred degree heat and they do wet work.
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: It's a hit man in the video game. No, that's
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: my life. That's my fucking life. I'm a billionaire. Yes,
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: I'm okay, I get these poems out the way, knocking
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: niggas all. My mama earned that money. She did. She
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: gagged for that money. She definitely did. She definitely worked
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: for it, threw up for that money.
- 1:33:51Speaker 5: She gave everything she had for that money.
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: Yeah, there's they definitely be on there doing it, damn
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: there for free. So like a dog, ate it out
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: of a dog, Like they don't make enough to be
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: doing that. That's how you know they find the most
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: desperate women. They know they're not making enough. It's a
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: lot deeper than what it actually is. It's they take
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: advantage of women there. It's very troubling.
- 1:34:13Speaker 2: Watching that is literally the step towards being the Italian
- 1:34:16Speaker 2: soccer player one step below.
- 1:34:20Speaker 5: If you you know what, I'm kink shaming. I don't
- 1:34:22Speaker 5: give a fuck. If you're beating your dick to ghetto gaggers,
- 1:34:25Speaker 5: you're a fucking weird though.
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 1:34:28Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck.
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: That is disgusting.
- 1:34:31Speaker 4: That is disgusting.
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: No, I've only I've only ever put it goes, it.
- 1:34:39Speaker 4: Goes scatt one time, scatt than ghetto gaggers.
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: Those two cheek to cheek like nah cheaked the cheap. No,
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I'm put scat a little
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: bit higher than ghetto. That's ship exactly. Nothing nothing gets
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: on that level. That's doogie, my man.
- 1:35:02Speaker 5: It's chunky.
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: Yeah, can get junkie. It's joking. Doo doo can be
- 1:35:12Speaker 1: Do you rather throw up on you or ship on you?
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: Right now? What do you rather? Exactly? There we go.
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: This is out the mund, out the mud. But we
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: got shot but can't. We got doctor Waber, we got
- 1:35:29Speaker 1: k We got King Keenan in the house, King do
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: King doogie King is not as bad as throw up. Yeah, man,
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: we'll see y'all next week's same time. Say please bye bye. Yeah,
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: that's great. When predactive with was going through his mishaps,
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: do you think his head he was here, but he
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: wasn't even fighting was it wasn't fighting an Asian person
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: that was it was actually it was a white was
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: a white guy. It was like a white dude. But
- 1:36:11Speaker 1: it wasn't at an age last. He was in there
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: saying where's Ricky Last? And a white dude felt like,
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: I'm Richard, Richard White funny, y'all hit me all right? Did?
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: He was playing a white dude ass who was saying nigga.
- 1:36:32Speaker 6: It was doing a song and he was rapping a
- 1:36:33Speaker 6: song and he kept saying nigga. He turned around like
- 1:36:35Speaker 6: what the are you talking about?
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: He's like, you hurt me? Yep, like hooked him. It
- 1:36:40Speaker 1: was crazy, bro, it was wild. I was DJing. I'm like, yo,
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: what the funk? Like, I can't like hop out the
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: booth man. I was just kept on damn nigga.
- 1:36:49Speaker 6: But he did it and immediately ran out and then
- 1:36:52Speaker 6: boul chased him down the block and beat his ass.
- 1:36:54Speaker 6: So security came back in. They were like, no, he
- 1:36:56Speaker 6: called him and whooped his Assay good, Yeah, he caught him.
- 1:36:59Speaker 6: But the whole issue was us talking about it on
- 1:37:01Speaker 6: here and like I said, it was yeah, that was
- 1:37:05Speaker 6: never my intention. It was supposed to be like, but yeah,
- 1:37:07Speaker 6: that's what happens. Some people make bad decisions because it
- 1:37:09Speaker 6: wasn't my idea to do that.
- 1:37:11Speaker 5: Whoever listens and put it on Twitter the first time.
- 1:37:13Speaker 5: Don't put this one up