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- 0:22Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 0:55Speaker 2: And coming to you live from the Sports Allegedly Media Center,
- 1:00Speaker 2: where I have finally redirected the camera to make just
- 1:04Speaker 2: me and Kenny the focus.
- 1:06Speaker 3: And apparently Sidney Munson wants to take away some dad's
- 1:12Speaker 3: rights and Not true. And give teachers more money. It's
- 1:18Speaker 3: sports allegedly. I don't know what she said. I don't
- 1:21Speaker 3: know what she was saying.
- 1:22Speaker 4: Welcome.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Thank you everybody for joining us on this October 8th, 2026.
- 1:28Speaker 5: Big shout out to... Who?
- 1:31Speaker 4: Say it. You say the goddamn Indians, I'll punch you.
- 1:34Speaker 1: No, Sigourney Weaver's birthday is today. Chevy Chase and my
- 1:38Speaker 1: favorite father-in-law, Mark Terry. So happy birthday, everybody.
- 1:41Speaker 4: Seriously?
- 1:42Speaker 5: As we roll on.
- 1:43Speaker 4: I don't like them all, to be honest.
- 1:46Speaker 5: Let's roll on.
- 1:46Speaker 4: I don't think you and Timmy Horton have a very
- 1:48Speaker 4: good relationship.
- 1:49Speaker 5: Love Timmy. All right, let's move on.
- 1:51Speaker 4: But of course, Timmy was never officially a father-in-law.
- 1:54Speaker 5: We've got a lot to talk about.
- 1:56Speaker 4: Just a baby daddy-in-law.
- 1:58Speaker 5: Got a lot to talk about. Let's talk.
- 2:00Speaker 4: A lot to talk about.
- 2:01Speaker 5: A lot to talk about. My name is a lot of.
- 2:04Speaker 4: So, OU and Texas had a week off, so we
- 2:06Speaker 4: didn't talk about that. That was the good thing for
- 2:09Speaker 4: all of us.
- 2:09Speaker 3: But now, Texas and OU have woken up. Sleeping giants.
- 2:16Speaker 3: How do you want to put this? The David versus Goliath.
- 2:20Speaker 2: The.
- 2:22Speaker 4: I don't need any more analogies. I'm out of analogies. 230.
- 2:28Speaker 5: What's the spread?
- 2:28Speaker 4: 1,700. No. 1,700 for Texas.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Eight to nine would be my guess.
- 2:35Speaker 5: I saw eight and a half early in the week.
- 2:37Speaker 3: So what I did was we're going to start with baseball.
- 2:40Speaker 3: We're not going to start with that shit. Every team
- 2:43Speaker 3: has clinched their division or clinched their ticket into their
- 2:48Speaker 3: division title game.
- 2:50Speaker 4: Brewers took out Pods. Three to one. Dodgers took out
- 2:56Speaker 4: the Braves three to one.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Yes, Kenny was correct about everybody being done except for us.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Because right now the White Sox and Guardians are tied
- 3:03Speaker 3: two to two. Rays, all they did was just a
- 3:07Speaker 3: day's work and took out the Yanks. By the way, Yanks,
- 3:10Speaker 3: I think you're going to have to get a new manager.
- 3:12Speaker 3: And please don't steal ours.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Take the Guardians. It's not going to happen. Take the Guardians, man.
- 3:16Speaker 5: They're going to keep it.
- 3:17Speaker 3: By the way, can we take his brother and bring
- 3:20Speaker 3: him to OU as a player development?
- 3:23Speaker 4: I sent you that text.
- 3:26Speaker 5: Who's his brother?
- 3:27Speaker 3: So the White Sox coach, his brother played for Boise State,
- 3:35Speaker 3: and he was a running back coach at one point,
- 3:37Speaker 3: and now he's player development.
- 3:38Speaker 4: Oh, really? Yes. I sent you a text. Just need
- 3:41Speaker 4: an O-line, Coach. I sent you a text. Well, Lane
- 3:43Speaker 4: Johnson's available now.
- 3:44Speaker 5: You sent me that one, yes.
- 3:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I sent you that, but their dad was a
- 3:48Speaker 3: big league baseball player as well. So, White Sox blew
- 3:55Speaker 3: it for the last two games by, how many runs
- 3:57Speaker 3: have we given up?
- 3:59Speaker 4: 13? 16? I'm just glad we scored more than one.
- 4:02Speaker 5: That was great.
- 4:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. So the White Sox-Guardians is
- 4:06Speaker 4: the only game that's waiting. Don't, don't, don't. I'm whiskeyed up.
- 4:12Speaker 5: Oh, I hear you, Sal.
- 4:13Speaker 4: I know. Well, you know why? Because I'm watching the
- 4:16Speaker 4: White Sox take two fucking games, all right? The White
- 4:20Speaker 4: Sox have not clinched a series at home in 120 years.
- 4:24Speaker 4: We are the longest drop for clinching. Now, we've won.
- 4:26Speaker 4: I will grant you that we have won a World Series.
- 4:30Speaker 4: We've won a World Series in 2005. Thank you. I
- 4:32Speaker 4: need you to say it closer. We know. We know.
- 4:36Speaker 4: We know. There it is. Put that in your mouth. Hey,
- 4:39Speaker 4: when was the last time the Cleveland Indians, Spiders, Guardians
- 4:42Speaker 4: won one?
- 4:42Speaker 5: 1901 or some shit.
- 4:43Speaker 4: I don't keep up. I wasn't born. I don't know.
- 4:46Speaker 4: The Cleveland Steamers. The Cleveland Steamers. No. That's been shit
- 4:50Speaker 4: for so long.
- 4:51Speaker 5: Hey, the Brewers and Padres was.
- 4:53Speaker 2: A great series of watch.
- 4:55Speaker 4: We talked about that. We said, who's going to get
- 4:56Speaker 4: over the hump? Now, you said the Padres have gotten
- 4:59Speaker 4: over their hump. And I said, no, I don't think
- 5:01Speaker 4: they have. Once you get to the title game is
- 5:04Speaker 4: when you get over that hump. I'd have to go
- 5:07Speaker 4: back and look.
- 5:08Speaker 1: I think, did I pick Tampa Dodgers?
- 5:10Speaker 4: Wasn't it? You did. Yeah, that's what I did. Oh,
- 5:13Speaker 4: you must.
- 5:14Speaker 5: It wasn't no one of them other teams.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Well, you picked Padres for something.
- 5:18Speaker 5: Oh, I might have picked them to lose to the
- 5:20Speaker 5: Dodgers in the championship.
- 5:22Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you picked the Pods over the Brews.
- 5:23Speaker 1: But I think the Brews are going to win this
- 5:25Speaker 1: one against the Dodgers.
- 5:27Speaker 4: I'm not so sure about that.
- 5:28Speaker 3: The Dodgers don't look that great. I know they don't
- 5:31Speaker 3: look that great, but they're scrappy assholes. I'm taking Dodgers-Rays
- 5:37Speaker 3: right now.
- 5:38Speaker 4: I can see that. And unless the White Sox get in,
- 5:41Speaker 4: unless the White Sox get in, and then it's Dodgers. Hey, folks.
- 5:45Speaker 4: It's Dodgers, White Sox, and the Pope. The Pope. Has
- 5:50Speaker 4: blessed us, so don't worry about it.
- 5:52Speaker 5: Winner of game five is not me.
- 5:54Speaker 4: God will guide us. We're going to take game five.
- 5:57Speaker 4: We're going to take game seven, eight, nine, and ten.
- 5:59Speaker 5: It doesn't matter who.
- 6:01Speaker 4: God will guide us.
- 6:02Speaker 5: It doesn't matter who game five winner is.
- 6:03Speaker 4: And we're not diddling kids. I swear, there's no kid diddling. Wow.
- 6:08Speaker 4: That's Cleveland stuff.
- 6:09Speaker 5: We really went on the rails here.
- 6:11Speaker 4: Because of the Pope. He's Catholic.
- 6:13Speaker 5: He's a good Catholic.
- 6:14Speaker 4: He's a very good Catholic. He's a South Sider. He
- 6:17Speaker 4: doesn't do– you got to preface all that. All right.
- 6:22Speaker 4: Any other sports news? RIP Dennis Francione. I sent you
- 6:26Speaker 4: that the other day. You did. 75 years old. One
- 6:30Speaker 4: of the worst losses to OU as an A &
- 6:32Speaker 4: M coach. 77.
- 6:35Speaker 5: Fun game to watch. Very fun.
- 6:37Speaker 4: I remember where I was that day. Do you?
- 6:39Speaker 5: I don't. It seems like I was at a bar.
- 6:42Speaker 5: But I don't remember.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Was that– Was it Landry Jones or was it.
- 6:49Speaker 4: Wasn't it before divorces?
- 6:50Speaker 5: Who knows?
- 6:51Speaker 1: Was it Landry Jones or was it... What's his name?
- 6:55Speaker 1: Trent something. Trevor Knight.
- 6:57Speaker 5: It was one of the two.
- 6:58Speaker 4: No, it wasn't. Was it Trevor Knight? Oh, you... It
- 7:03Speaker 4: was bad. Texas A... Anyways, Dennis Francione was a very
- 7:07Speaker 4: good coach. Yeah, and I didn't realize.
- 7:09Speaker 5: There it is right there.
- 7:10Speaker 4: I didn't realize... And.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Also, if you go on ESPN right now, there's a
- 7:14Speaker 3: very good story for.
- 7:16Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like pre-divorces. If you go online. Second divorce,
- 7:24Speaker 4: not third divorce. Yeah, true. If you go.
- 7:27Speaker 3: Online right now on ESPN, there is a very good
- 7:29Speaker 3: story for Nick Saban and his coaching tree. And everyone
- 7:35Speaker 3: that has been from him in Toledo to Michigan State
- 7:41Speaker 3: to Miami Dolphins, LSU.
- 7:45Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
- 7:46Speaker 3: LSU, Miami Dolphins, Alabama. And every coach. I mean, how
- 7:51Speaker 3: many of us can forget that Dooley was part of his.
- 7:55Speaker 5: Yeah, he was a reclamation project that never just.
- 7:57Speaker 4: Really worked out well. I don't know. He actually wasn't
- 8:00Speaker 4: a reclamation project.
- 8:00Speaker 3: He was actually just a coach with Saban that came
- 8:03Speaker 3: back with Saban.
- 8:05Speaker 4: Adam Gase.
- 8:06Speaker 5: He wasn't the Tennessee fail.
- 8:08Speaker 4: He was before. Yeah, he was with Cowboys.
- 8:12Speaker 5: He was the redo after the Tennessee film.
- 8:15Speaker 4: Jason Garrett was with him, too.
- 8:17Speaker 5: Oh, really?
- 8:17Speaker 4: I didn't know that. Jason Garrett was with Nick Saban. Wow,
- 8:21Speaker 4: why is anybody picking him up? Exactly. Well, I mean,
- 8:25Speaker 4: they did. Jerry Jones had him for like.
- 8:26Speaker 5: No, but I mean since. He's ride the Giants, OC.
- 8:29Speaker 4: Oh, no, no. I think Brian Dayball. I think Brian Dayball.
- 8:33Speaker 5: Yeah, he's OC for one year.
- 8:34Speaker 4: And Judge was there. I mean, there were a lot
- 8:36Speaker 4: of coaches. There it is right there. Go to the
- 8:38Speaker 4: box store right there. Right here, is that what you're
- 8:41Speaker 4: talking about? Yeah. Yeah, there were a lot of coaches
- 8:42Speaker 4: that I didn't realize that were with Saban. Cool. Performing verification.
- 8:51Speaker 4: This website. We are a bot. Hold on. We're getting verified.
- 8:55Speaker 4: We're trying to find out. I just didn't. I could
- 8:59Speaker 4: just go Landry.
- 9:00Speaker 5: Landry.
- 9:00Speaker 4: I'm going to go Landry. You think it was Landry?
- 9:02Speaker 4: I do. You don't think it was?
- 9:04Speaker 5: But it could have been in that weird Trevor Knight year.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Not Trevor Knight. Who was the kid that... There's no
- 9:10Speaker 4: one else. Hoople. No, no. Not Hyple. Hoople. Hyble. Hyble.
- 9:14Speaker 4: Nate Hyble.
- 9:15Speaker 5: No, Nate was right after.
- 9:17Speaker 1: No.
- 9:18Speaker 5: It was definitely who I just mentioned.
- 9:23Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
- 9:23Speaker 5: Jason White.
- 9:24Speaker 4: Wow. Jason White. Wow. It was just who I said
- 9:28Speaker 4: it was. Kidding me. It was 2026. By the way,
- 9:33Speaker 4: it was Jason White. Jason White, who was.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Drafted by Kansas City Chiefs and couldn't finish because his
- 9:47Speaker 3: knees were bad.
- 9:48Speaker 4: It's a good point.
- 9:48Speaker 1: So we're OU Texas week. Leave that screen right up there.
- 9:51Speaker 1: I want to ask anybody on offense, do we have
- 9:53Speaker 1: a Mark Clayton?
- 9:54Speaker 4: No.
- 9:54Speaker 5: Do we have a Keywon Jones?
- 9:55Speaker 2: No.
- 9:56Speaker 5: Do we have even John Rankins?
- 9:58Speaker 4: No. Do we have a Jason White? No.
- 10:00Speaker 5: Do we have Keywon Jones?
- 10:02Speaker 4: No.
- 10:03Speaker 5: Do we have a Travis Wilson?
- 10:05Speaker 4: No.
- 10:06Speaker 5: We don't even have a Paul Thompson.
- 10:07Speaker 4: Dante Hickson? No. We don't have anybody of those people.
- 10:10Speaker 4: We forgot that played for you, Dante Hickson? No, I mean,
- 10:13Speaker 4: I'm just saying they don't have anybody that resembles. Satanga
- 10:17Speaker 4: is the only motherfucker. We do not.
- 10:19Speaker 5: No, Satanga is the only one on offense that is
- 10:21Speaker 5: really good.
- 10:22Speaker 4: We're no Rocky Beers.
- 10:23Speaker 5: Possibly.
- 10:25Speaker 4: But early.
- 10:25Speaker 3: We do not have an offensive line that is getting
- 10:29Speaker 3: drafted first round like we did for a majority of
- 10:32Speaker 3: the early 2000s into the end of 2020.
- 10:36Speaker 1: That's why Bill Biedenbaugh is still here after 15 years, just.
- 10:39Speaker 5: Piling up bullshit once in a while.
- 10:42Speaker 4: Fasusi's gone. I'm just telling you, our best players are gone.
- 10:45Speaker 4: I think Lane Johnson. Was Lane Johnson our last?
- 10:47Speaker 3: Or Creed Humphrey?
- 10:49Speaker 5: No, we've had Guyton. I mean, we've had some.
- 10:53Speaker 3: I mean, University of Tulsa's had more offensive line guys
- 10:56Speaker 3: go than Oklahoma.
- 10:56Speaker 1: They've had some good ones. I wouldn't say more, but
- 10:58Speaker 1: they've had some good ones. No, it's just like, there's
- 11:01Speaker 1: got to be a change.
- 11:02Speaker 4: I don't know if he's back yet.
- 11:04Speaker 5: Fittable's made quite the press conference Monday.
- 11:07Speaker 4: Of Throwing that coach and whole offensive line under the bus.
- 11:12Speaker 4: Hold on.
- 11:13Speaker 5: We've been talking about this for four years.
- 11:15Speaker 4: Stop, stop.
- 11:16Speaker 3: I'm not just saying that his press conference threw him
- 11:19Speaker 3: under the bus. There were numerous articles throwing beaten ball
- 11:24Speaker 3: under the bus.
- 11:27Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to tell you.
- 11:28Speaker 3: I'm not trying to say that it was just Venables
- 11:31Speaker 3: coming out and addressing the elephant in the.
- 11:35Speaker 4: Room or the, you know, the– What are the other... The.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Square and the circle and the square box?
- 11:46Speaker 4: Yeah, all that. I'm just saying, so you've said it.
- 11:51Speaker 4: I've said it. Stormin and Norman said it.
- 11:54Speaker 3: Other outlets have started saying it, and now it has
- 11:58Speaker 3: become to the point that, yeah, they know the beanball's
- 12:01Speaker 3: a problem.
- 12:03Speaker 4: But also.
- 12:04Speaker 5: And it's not that he's a bad developer. Now, I
- 12:06Speaker 5: want to make one preface.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Now, if the so-called super general manager is making the
- 12:15Speaker 1: players come to Oklahoma and the coaches aren't getting to choose,
- 12:19Speaker 1: that's a problem. The general manager should be in a
- 12:23Speaker 1: role of the coach going, I'd like to have this guy,
- 12:25Speaker 1: this guy, this guy.
- 12:26Speaker 4: And then you deal with the money. Right. Coach should
- 12:30Speaker 4: have a list feeding it to the GM. Yeah.
- 12:33Speaker 3: And player development guy saying, this is who we want.
- 12:37Speaker 4: Please. Now, we're going to go recruit and hope those kids.
- 12:43Speaker 3: Don't fucking change their fucking minds for us having a
- 12:46Speaker 3: shit year. But here's who I want you to pull
- 12:50Speaker 3: out of the portal. So that way I can set
- 12:52Speaker 3: these kids and I can.
- 12:54Speaker 4: Have them learn and understand what's going on before I
- 12:58Speaker 4: have to start them. I agree. I totally agree. So, yeah,
- 13:01Speaker 4: I completely understand that.
- 13:03Speaker 5: But, I mean, we're sitting here talking about it, and
- 13:05Speaker 5: it's a problem.
- 13:05Speaker 4: I didn't get to it off.
- 13:06Speaker 5: But, no, I mean, it's been a problem.
- 13:08Speaker 4: You didn't pick that game.
- 13:10Speaker 1: It's been a problem that we continue to watch as fans.
- 13:13Speaker 1: And then Brent said it, and then everybody like Pat Jones.
- 13:16Speaker 4: Remember when.
- 13:17Speaker 1: What's his face on the sports animal that played at T's?
- 13:22Speaker 4: Shit. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
- 13:26Speaker 5: Anyway, the lineman.
- 13:27Speaker 1: And it's like everyone's just crushing Venables.
- 13:30Speaker 5: And I'm like, why? Why?
- 13:32Speaker 4: I mean, it's what everybody's been saying.
- 13:34Speaker 5: He's pissed.
- 13:36Speaker 1: And then, of course, you know, Pat Jones is like, well,
- 13:38Speaker 1: he's just sealed his end. He's going to get fired
- 13:40Speaker 1: at the end of the year. He's not getting fired
- 13:41Speaker 1: at the end of the year because the defense is
- 13:43Speaker 1: better because that's what he's supposed to do.
- 13:44Speaker 4: But he's going to have to make big offensive changes.
- 13:47Speaker 4: An issue.
- 13:48Speaker 3: So when Pat was a coach, and who did Pat
- 13:52Speaker 3: coach against a lot?
- 13:53Speaker 4: It was. Anybody in the big. No, no. OU.
- 13:57Speaker 3: OU's coach after Barry Switzer.
- 13:58Speaker 4: It was his defensive coordinator.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Gary.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Gary Gibbs.
- 14:02Speaker 5: Never won the big games.
- 14:05Speaker 4: Never won the big games. Never won a title. Kept
- 14:08Speaker 4: us in it for a long time until... Eight, four, nine,
- 14:10Speaker 4: and three about every year. Yeah, and until everybody finally
- 14:14Speaker 4: got done with it. And one of the issues with
- 14:19Speaker 4: him was.
- 14:19Speaker 3: That you could have fired him at any time and
- 14:24Speaker 3: not cost you that much money. The issue with Venables
- 14:29Speaker 3: is he goes to the playoff one fucking time.
- 14:32Speaker 5: It was odd we re-signed him.
- 14:34Speaker 4: He gets a massive fucking extension.
- 14:36Speaker 5: What massive?
- 14:37Speaker 4: But it's good enough.
- 14:38Speaker 3: It was enough that we can't pay it out. Oh,
- 14:40Speaker 3: we can pay it out. It's enough that we.
- 14:43Speaker 4: They said that same thing about Gary Gibbs.
- 14:45Speaker 5: No, no.
- 14:45Speaker 1: They all knew Gary couldn't fucking... He was a coordinator.
- 14:49Speaker 1: Maybe it is Brent.
- 14:51Speaker 4: But he hired the guy. I love Brent.
- 14:54Speaker 5: He hired the guy. I don't want Brent to.
- 14:57Speaker 4: Go back to Clemson. And that's where we'll go. I
- 14:59Speaker 4: want him to stay at OU. Yeah. I want– but
- 15:05Speaker 4: I want.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Somebody that can get us a run game, an SEC
- 15:14Speaker 3: run game.
- 15:17Speaker 4: An SEC. Hey, what if we just hired Jimbo Fisher?
- 15:21Speaker 4: He's not doing anything, is he? God, don't say that.
- 15:24Speaker 4: But he was the offensive coordinator for Nick Saban of
- 15:28Speaker 4: the LSU. He had a decent running game and a
- 15:32Speaker 4: decent pass game.
- 15:35Speaker 5: How about, why is that wrong? He's horrible.
- 15:37Speaker 4: He's horrible. As a head coach?
- 15:39Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's not going to come be an OC.
- 15:42Speaker 4: You don't know that. I know that. What about Brian Kelly?
- 15:44Speaker 4: Can we just bring him in as a consultant?
- 15:46Speaker 5: Not going to.
- 15:47Speaker 4: He's having a lot of fun. I will tell you
- 15:49Speaker 4: right now, Brian Kelly is having a lot of fun
- 15:51Speaker 4: just being a correspondent.
- 15:54Speaker 5: I agree. He looks at everything a lot differently. Are
- 15:57Speaker 5: you going to buy at about $ 50, 000, $ 60, 000?
- 15:59Speaker 1: You're like, I can earn $ 100, 000 this year.
- 16:01Speaker 5: You know, just travel around per diem.
- 16:03Speaker 4: Isn't Jimbo still getting paid by.
- 16:05Speaker 2: A & M?
- 16:05Speaker 4: He is, too. Yes, yes.
- 16:07Speaker 5: Speaking of A & M, hey, how about that win
- 16:08Speaker 5: against Virginia?
- 16:09Speaker 4: How about that win? I told you.
- 16:12Speaker 5: Who? Virginia. I told you Virginia was a fraud.
- 16:15Speaker 4: They're not a fraud.
- 16:18Speaker 5: No, I thought that game set up really good.
- 16:20Speaker 4: ACC's just beating the shit out of me.
- 16:22Speaker 1: It is.
- 16:22Speaker 5: It's kind of fun to watch, to be honest.
- 16:24Speaker 4: Well, and the lower part. So here's the thing. ACC. ACC.
- 16:31Speaker 1: If I would have done that, I would have been punched.
- 16:33Speaker 1: I'm just saying, that's why I keep my own stuff
- 16:35Speaker 1: over here.
- 16:38Speaker 4: I'm looking at it right now.
- 16:38Speaker 5: It's going to be sticky there.
- 16:40Speaker 1: No more I-O-P-K-L-M weirds.
- 16:45Speaker 5: Greater than. That'd be a less than.
- 16:47Speaker 4: That's less than, yeah.
- 16:49Speaker 5: Oh, and then they all control.
- 16:51Speaker 4: This is a period arc. Right now, the middle of
- 16:56Speaker 4: the SEC is beating up on each other because we've
- 16:58Speaker 4: seen that. We've watched that.
- 17:00Speaker 5: I mean, Kynolt's a good quarterback.
- 17:02Speaker 4: And the middle of the ACC right now is beating up.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Until somebody takes out Miami, the ACC's about as mid as...
- 17:10Speaker 4: It's coming, though. It's coming. Right. And the Big Ten
- 17:14Speaker 4: as well. I mean, look at the separation. SEC has Georgia.
- 17:19Speaker 5: Well, hold on now. No, we talked about the.
- 17:20Speaker 4: SEC has Georgia and Alabama, and that's about it. The
- 17:25Speaker 4: ACC has. Texas.
- 17:27Speaker 5: Don't forget Texas. I mean, I know you're Texas.
- 17:29Speaker 4: The ACC has Miami. You're being a bitch.
- 17:32Speaker 5: You're being a bitch, but.
- 17:33Speaker 4: I'm not.
- 17:34Speaker 5: Yeah, you are.
- 17:34Speaker 4: ACC has Miami. The Big Ten has Ohio State, Oregon,
- 17:43Speaker 4: and Indiana. The Big 12 has. Tech. BYU. BYU.
- 17:50Speaker 5: Possibly Oklahoma State. What happened to the towel? I'm just saying,
- 17:54Speaker 5: possibly Oklahoma State. You know, I think that's a you.
- 17:59Speaker 5: That's a you thing. You're over there flailing your arms
- 18:02Speaker 5: and making fun of me, but doing that to, I
- 18:06Speaker 5: think I washed that towel, to be honest.
- 18:07Speaker 1: And I kind of wondered why that towel was up there,
- 18:09Speaker 1: because it kind of made me nervous.
- 18:11Speaker 4: It was the towel that everybody kept sitting on when
- 18:14Speaker 4: they spilled their shit. Keep going. Oh, I will. Oh,
- 18:18Speaker 4: I will. Oh, he will.
- 18:20Speaker 1: Don't pay attention to the man grabbing towels. I really
- 18:26Speaker 1: think that... We'll talk a little bit, OU Texas, when
- 18:31Speaker 1: Sean comes back. But no, one game that I really
- 18:33Speaker 1: like this week is the Indiana at Nebraska game. Now,
- 18:38Speaker 1: do I think that's a possibility of an upset?
- 18:41Speaker 5: Yes. Well, who knows? Because... Is Indiana that good?
- 18:47Speaker 1: If you've looked at their schedule, and I'm sure people have,
- 18:51Speaker 1: it's not like they've beat the brakes off everybody.
- 18:55Speaker 5: Now they have in the last few years. But let's
- 18:57Speaker 5: talk about them.
- 18:59Speaker 4: Excuse me.
- 19:00Speaker 1: I thought the Northwestern game was interesting.
- 19:04Speaker 5: They were at home. My bathroom. I thought they were
- 19:07Speaker 5: at home.
- 19:11Speaker 4: Two weeks ago, 29-23.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Northwestern won that game and essentially now it could have been,
- 19:20Speaker 1: you know, they were leading 12 to nothing, which, excuse me,
- 19:27Speaker 1: shows the defense and they are good defensively, especially against
- 19:31Speaker 1: the run.
- 19:31Speaker 5: And that's what hurt Northwestern.
- 19:33Speaker 1: They threw the ball on them, whatever, but time of possession,
- 19:37Speaker 1: you know, an extra 10 minutes penalties were pretty equal.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Plays were pretty close. But it's kind of one of
- 19:45Speaker 1: those deals. You kind of look at them and you
- 19:47Speaker 1: know they're different. Josh Hoover is not Fernando.
- 19:52Speaker 5: We all know that.
- 19:54Speaker 1: And we can talk about his stats there. 19-29, 201 yards,
- 19:59Speaker 1: one touchdown. But they can run the ball. But just
- 20:02Speaker 1: think about it. It's Northwestern. Now, if you remember back
- 20:04Speaker 1: last year when they won the national championship, there was
- 20:08Speaker 1: quite a few of the, not quite a few, but
- 20:10Speaker 1: there were some of those wins that you look at
- 20:12Speaker 1: and you go, Oh my, Oh my, you know, they
- 20:16Speaker 1: just barely won that game. It's one of those things
- 20:22Speaker 1: going back to Nebraska, Matt rule got a big extension.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Doesn't have a really good winning record. Both teams five
- 20:29Speaker 1: and Oh, let's see what happens. And it's at Nebraska.
- 20:33Speaker 1: So that place is going to be rocking. And I
- 20:35Speaker 1: was going to ask, see if that, what time that
- 20:41Speaker 1: game starts.
- 20:42Speaker 5: Because that's kind of the, oh, really? It fucking is.
- 20:47Speaker 5: You know, that's the way the Big Ten really just
- 20:50Speaker 5: fucks everything up. You imagine Indiana and Nebraska.
- 20:53Speaker 4: Both undefeated about, Seven, kickoff, ABC.
- 20:58Speaker 5: Or even Fox. They need a night game.
- 21:01Speaker 4: Fox is the one doing it.
- 21:04Speaker 5: No, I get it.
- 21:04Speaker 4: Fox is the one putting Big Noon up.
- 21:06Speaker 1: No, I know, and that's where they put, I mean,
- 21:08Speaker 1: that's why OU finally got fucking tired of doing that shit, too.
- 21:11Speaker 4: Well, I mean, there was just so many. It wasn't
- 21:13Speaker 4: like you got a choice of, hey, by the way,
- 21:17Speaker 4: you and Texas are the best teams. We want to
- 21:21Speaker 4: do Big Noon to lead off. It wasn't like there
- 21:25Speaker 4: was anybody else. Kansas State.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Seven and a half points spread. You think Nebraska can
- 21:30Speaker 1: hang with him?
- 21:31Speaker 4: Who? Indiana? Yeah. Are you just saying that because you
- 21:36Speaker 4: just want them? No, I think Indiana's going to give
- 21:39Speaker 4: them Northwestern help. You mean Nebraska? I think Nebraska's going
- 21:46Speaker 4: to give them– That's what you said.
- 21:47Speaker 5: You said Indiana's going to give Northwestern hell.
- 21:49Speaker 4: Oh. Nebraska's going to give Indiana Northwestern hell.
- 21:52Speaker 5: God, what a boring-ass game.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Obviously, you know, you got UCLA and Oregon at 230.
- 21:58Speaker 4: Is the Chesneys for real? Is the Chesneys for real?
- 22:02Speaker 4: The Bob Chesneys are what we need at Oklahoma.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Maryland at Ohio State, can they keep it within 60?
- 22:07Speaker 5: I have fear that– Loxley's done.
- 22:09Speaker 3: I have fear that Bob Chesney's going to be hired
- 22:12Speaker 3: on at– At USC.
- 22:18Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no.
- 22:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that USC can keep that away from.
- 22:26Speaker 5: Lincoln Riley's a little bit in a Brent Venables situation.
- 22:29Speaker 4: I mean, USC. I know with the money.
- 22:31Speaker 5: He's got one more. And he's going to win eight
- 22:33Speaker 5: or nine games. I mean, do you fire that guy?
- 22:37Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, he's got the same amount of wins as
- 22:40Speaker 4: Kenny Chesney. Who's got Kenny Helsley? Helsley? Helsley. Who was
- 22:46Speaker 4: the guy before him? Oh. Say it. Say it.
- 22:52Speaker 5: I can see his face.
- 22:53Speaker 4: It's Hilsley. It's not Halton.
- 22:55Speaker 5: Hilsley. No, it's... No, it's Hilton. Yeah, it's Hilton.
- 23:00Speaker 4: Clay Hilton.
- 23:01Speaker 5: Clay Hilton, yeah. Georgia State coach.
- 23:02Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He has the same
- 23:05Speaker 4: amount of wins. You don't realize that, do you?
- 23:09Speaker 5: No, they're close. USC goes to a much harder, obviously, conference.
- 23:13Speaker 4: Much harder.
- 23:14Speaker 5: Much harder.
- 23:15Speaker 4: USC goes to Penn State this week. I don't think
- 23:19Speaker 4: that it really was.
- 23:20Speaker 5: But I think Penn State looks bad.
- 23:22Speaker 1: They're going to annihilate Penn State by maybe two touchdowns
- 23:25Speaker 1: and look good.
- 23:26Speaker 5: Maybe.
- 23:27Speaker 4: You think so?
- 23:30Speaker 5: You don't think Penn State? Okay.
- 23:32Speaker 4: But you think USC wins? Are we picking that?
- 23:35Speaker 5: No, that's not on our picks. It's just from extra.
- 23:37Speaker 4: I'm going to take Penn State to win, though.
- 23:39Speaker 5: No, we're not. We talked about Indiana, Nebraska. Give me
- 23:42Speaker 5: your pick.
- 23:43Speaker 4: IU, Nebraska? I'm taking IU. Yeah, me too. But it's
- 23:46Speaker 4: going to be close. It's not going to be. I
- 23:48Speaker 4: don't even know. I was looking for the spread right here.
- 23:49Speaker 4: We did pick. It actually is USC and Penn State.
- 23:52Speaker 4: I wrote down.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Sorry, I had another one, and I changed my mind.
- 23:54Speaker 1: All right, USC, Penn State. We just talked about at
- 23:56Speaker 1: Penn State, 6 o'clock. I don't know if it's some
- 23:59Speaker 1: fancy whiteout or whatever.
- 24:01Speaker 4: I already told you I was taking.
- 24:04Speaker 5: Take Penn State?
- 24:07Speaker 4: Indiana. Yeah, Indiana-Nebraska is going to be the under. Well, no. Yeah,
- 24:12Speaker 4: I would take the under. Maybe. I would take Nebraska
- 24:17Speaker 4: to cover spread. Okay.
- 24:21Speaker 5: But Indiana spread. What about USC-Penn State?
- 24:24Speaker 4: I'm looking to see what all that's about. Texas A
- 24:28Speaker 4: & M, yeah?
- 24:28Speaker 5: No, didn't take that. But I like the upset pick there.
- 24:31Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, she's an upset pick.
- 24:33Speaker 5: Michigan's... Not Michigan. Missouri's not that good.
- 24:38Speaker 4: Where are they at? What time do they play? They're early. USC? Oh, no, no, no, no. USC.
- 24:45Speaker 5: No, they're not. They're at 6.30.
- 24:47Speaker 4: Why do they get the night games? Why do they
- 24:49Speaker 4: get the late games? Just because they're West Coast.
- 24:52Speaker 5: I don't know. They're at Penn State. They're traveling. So
- 24:55Speaker 5: it had no West Coast bias to that.
- 24:58Speaker 4: Oh, wait. So that's 6.30 our time. So that's... 7.30
- 25:03Speaker 4: their time. Yeah.
- 25:08Speaker 5: It's a Penn State favorite. It's probably a wide out.
- 25:10Speaker 4: I don't see it. Oh, there it is. It's 6.30
- 25:14Speaker 4: our time. Oh, sorry. Yeah. You know what? Give me
- 25:19Speaker 4: Penn State just to upset. I know that Penn State's
- 25:23Speaker 4: favored by one and a half. I know the over. Oh,
- 25:26Speaker 4: my God.
- 25:27Speaker 5: Well, shouldn't that tell you enough? I didn't realize that.
- 25:30Speaker 4: Oh, you didn't realize that? No. Yeah. I'm just taking
- 25:33Speaker 4: Penn State.
- 25:34Speaker 5: They've had bad losses.
- 25:35Speaker 4: To win.
- 25:35Speaker 1: Penn State's last two games have not been good.
- 25:38Speaker 4: I get that.
- 25:40Speaker 3: And at over-under, I'm going to take the over. There's
- 25:43Speaker 3: going to be no defense in any of this.
- 25:48Speaker 4: Looks like clear weather, too. Well, yeah, they're in Pennsylvania.
- 25:52Speaker 4: They don't have a hurricane blowing through like in Brian
- 25:55Speaker 4: Dennehy Stadium there in Georgia, Alabama. Roll Tide! I'm taking
- 25:59Speaker 4: the Tide! You think so? I'm taking the Tide at home.
- 26:04Speaker 5: Georgia rolls. I really think, what's the spread?
- 26:07Speaker 3: I am taking the Tide at home.
- 26:11Speaker 5: But we have two out of three.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Because two out of three ain't bad.
- 26:17Speaker 4: Are we not picking Oklahoma, Texas? Fuck no. I'm taking Texas.
- 26:21Speaker 5: Me too.
- 26:22Speaker 4: That's why I'm not picking it. Me too. Kenny Wiz.
- 26:26Speaker 4: What about Tulsa Navy? Tulsa's favorite in that game. Navy's
- 26:30Speaker 4: not good. But Tulsa's favorite in that game.
- 26:32Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree.
- 26:33Speaker 4: Navy's defense has just been okay. And Tulsa's been known
- 26:36Speaker 4: to blow a few.
- 26:38Speaker 5: Hayes, Baylor, Hayes, Haynes. Is it Haynes or Hayes? God
- 26:41Speaker 5: damn it.
- 26:42Speaker 4: Haynes, Baylor.
- 26:43Speaker 5: Is it Haynes, Baylor, or Baylor, Haynes? I think it's Baylor, Haynes.
- 26:47Speaker 4: Oh, I remember that one. He's in a boot.
- 26:48Speaker 5: He's in a boot.
- 26:50Speaker 4: He's in a boot. Here's an interesting one. LSU, Kentucky.
- 26:53Speaker 5: I don't think so. LSU rolls them. I don't.
- 26:56Speaker 4: I don't. I don't. I don't know. We can do
- 26:58Speaker 4: an extra pick on that. I want a side bet.
- 27:00Speaker 4: I want a side bet Kentucky covers.
- 27:02Speaker 5: Oh, covers. Yeah, what do you want to bet?
- 27:06Speaker 4: Covers me and they win. 20? Are we doing 20s?
- 27:10Speaker 4: We can do 20. I've already got like $ 45 going
- 27:12Speaker 4: at the bar.
- 27:14Speaker 5: You need to put it up there.
- 27:16Speaker 4: What do you mean? What do you mean 20?
- 27:18Speaker 5: Me?
- 27:19Speaker 4: What? Do I owe you money? No, I just said
- 27:21Speaker 4: I got 45 at the bar.
- 27:23Speaker 5: So Kentucky, LSU, spread. Kenny, Sean, $ 20. Okay, easy peasy.
- 27:32Speaker 4: God, made some.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Money back there.
- 27:33Speaker 4: I've got the cardiac cats coming back.
- 27:35Speaker 5: I got LSU winning by about 20.
- 27:38Speaker 4: But they'll cover the eight and a half. Is that
- 27:40Speaker 4: kid out of the boot yet? Oh, wait. Remember that
- 27:42Speaker 4: time that you said, uh... Uh... Waiting. Ole Miss.
- 27:49Speaker 3: Ole Miss had a decent run game after the kid
- 27:52Speaker 3: hurt himself.
- 27:54Speaker 4: Yeah, Lacey, yeah. Yeah. And then they went to, where
- 27:58Speaker 4: did they go? Florida and lost. And then Florida went to.
- 28:01Speaker 4: But it wasn't.
- 28:02Speaker 5: And then Florida went and lost to Missouri.
- 28:03Speaker 4: And then Florida went to Missouri and lost.
- 28:05Speaker 5: That's why Missouri's ranked so high.
- 28:06Speaker 4: So is Missouri going to lose to Texas A & M? Yes,
- 28:10Speaker 4: I think they will. I really do. And then Texas
- 28:12Speaker 4: A & M goes to Oklahoma? Later. Wait, no, we're last. Yeah,
- 28:16Speaker 4: we're later. Let's hope we don't get that fun win.
- 28:19Speaker 4: All right. Everybody wants to really know what games, fun games. None.
- 28:25Speaker 1: It's another weird thing.
- 28:27Speaker 4: No, it isn't. It isn't. I mean, for you.
- 28:29Speaker 1: No, you've got your windows of really good games, but
- 28:33Speaker 1: the rest are mid.
- 28:34Speaker 4: Right.
- 28:35Speaker 3: So currently, you know, Southern Miss lost to Troy.
- 28:40Speaker 4: Slightly. Southern Miss is one of the worst teams. Slightly.
- 28:44Speaker 4: One of the worst teams. At least we're getting Tuesday, Wednesday,
- 28:47Speaker 4: Thursday football now.
- 28:48Speaker 5: Not Thursday.
- 28:49Speaker 4: New Mexico. That's it.
- 28:55Speaker 3: I mean, two shit games. We're getting shitty teams, but
- 28:58Speaker 3: we're getting Monday, Tuesday.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Yeah, they start like at 4.30.
- 29:02Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
- 29:03Speaker 4: Baseball's about to end, and it's all we're going to have.
- 29:06Speaker 4: So shut up.
- 29:07Speaker 5: That's why they're going to have to get better.
- 29:08Speaker 4: Both of us are about to be out of it.
- 29:09Speaker 5: They're going to have to get better.
- 29:11Speaker 4: I don't want to hear any of it. Both of
- 29:13Speaker 4: us are about to be out of it.
- 29:14Speaker 3: By the time this time next week when we're not
- 29:16Speaker 3: going to be here, and we should be here, which
- 29:18Speaker 3: would be the Wednesday following.
- 29:20Speaker 5: We will be here. We have two weeks of updating.
- 29:24Speaker 4: Yes.
- 29:24Speaker 3: When we will be here, both of our teams will
- 29:26Speaker 3: be out of the fucking divisional series.
- 29:28Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
- 29:29Speaker 5: Oh, you mean the week after that?
- 29:30Speaker 4: Yes. Yeah. Yeah. South Florida did lose 24-31 to UTSA.
- 29:36Speaker 4: Not bad. They kept up. Two decent. teams.
- 29:40Speaker 3: South Alabama 56-49 over God.
- 29:44Speaker 4: What is the coach's name that we always forget? The
- 29:47Speaker 4: real creepy guy. Yeah, not Ron.
- 29:50Speaker 5: It's the real creepy bastard. Tennessee's guy, Rick.
- 29:54Speaker 4: Baker, Bobbers.
- 29:56Speaker 5: Jones, Jones, Butch Jones.
- 29:57Speaker 4: Butch Jones.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Woo!
- 29:59Speaker 4: Love Butch Jones. Butch Jones is still one of our
- 30:02Speaker 4: favorite coaches that we've ever, ever on this show.
- 30:06Speaker 5: He is bitchy.
- 30:07Speaker 3: Sal Kakalaki is, did they win?
- 30:09Speaker 4: They won last week, didn't they? They lose. I don't
- 30:12Speaker 4: think they'll win again.
- 30:13Speaker 3: South Carolina rolling in at a 2-3 record into No.
- 30:17Speaker 4: 16. Florida at 4-1.
- 30:20Speaker 5: Florida on the spread.
- 30:21Speaker 4: You know what?
- 30:22Speaker 3: This is the reason why you don't start showing your
- 30:24Speaker 3: Heisman poses. Jared Ball, Adrian Philo, Dee Wilson, anybody, anybody.
- 30:32Speaker 5: Lenore Sellers.
- 30:34Speaker 3: Texas does deserve to lose, and Collins should not be
- 30:37Speaker 3: playing in the Oklahoma game because he made the pee-pee gesture.
- 30:43Speaker 4: During the win over Tennessee. But Oklahoma-Texas spread is seven
- 30:50Speaker 4: and a half. Texas, point total very low. Shocking.
- 30:54Speaker 5: I can't imagine why.
- 30:55Speaker 3: You and Texas, two touchdowns. That is a 2-30 game
- 31:03Speaker 3: at the Cotton Bowl. And the only game truly played
- 31:06Speaker 3: at the true Cotton Bowl.
- 31:08Speaker 5: It's... I think Oklahoma holds them close.
- 31:12Speaker 4: Cotton Bowl now is played at Jerry Lynn.
- 31:15Speaker 5: No, that's the real Cotton Bowl, yeah.
- 31:16Speaker 3: But the only true game played at the Cotton Bowl
- 31:19Speaker 3: is still Oklahoma-Texas.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Yeah, don't they do a big something for seniors or
- 31:24Speaker 1: something in Dallas?
- 31:24Speaker 5: I don't know if they do some big other event.
- 31:27Speaker 4: I don't remember.
- 31:28Speaker 5: And they've updated that stadium, so they should be using
- 31:30Speaker 5: it more.
- 31:31Speaker 4: They haven't really updated it. No, they did about 10
- 31:33Speaker 4: years ago. Yeah. Oh, fuck. You can't do that. It's
- 31:36Speaker 4: not bowl worthy of. We're not worthy. We're not worthy.
- 31:43Speaker 3: It's not bowl worthy where, you know, we're going to
- 31:45Speaker 3: have 13 games there like.
- 31:48Speaker 4: Enkabuka Stadium in Tampa.
- 31:51Speaker 5: I kind of like the over in this game.
- 31:52Speaker 4: I don't know why. I do, too.
- 31:55Speaker 1: I'm thinking like, oh, you're just going to score one
- 31:57Speaker 1: defensive touchdown because Arch Manning's just bad.
- 32:00Speaker 4: Oh, he's going to get one.
- 32:01Speaker 5: Or Texas is going to score 60.
- 32:02Speaker 4: He's going to get one defensive stop.
- 32:03Speaker 5: Yeah, or Texas is going to score 60.
- 32:05Speaker 4: Tulsa Navy, very interesting. Navy is at a one and
- 32:08Speaker 4: a half point favorite with a plus minus of 48.
- 32:11Speaker 5: Hey, just for fun, give me your Texas OU score.
- 32:13Speaker 4: 37 to 10, Texas. All right. I do want Navy
- 32:25Speaker 4: in this. I know that it's Navy at Annapolis. And
- 32:29Speaker 4: I know Tavy... 24-18.
- 32:32Speaker 5: Figure out an 18 score. Gonna make it happen.
- 32:34Speaker 4: Tulsa is prone to blowing. Tulsa is.
- 32:41Speaker 4: Is prone to blowing leads.
- 32:43Speaker 5: No, they went for it, and they went for that
- 32:45Speaker 5: two and should have won.
- 32:46Speaker 4: And it was close. Because they shouldn't have had to
- 32:47Speaker 4: go for that two.
- 32:48Speaker 5: I get it, but I like the ballsiness. I thought
- 32:50Speaker 5: it was really good.
- 32:52Speaker 4: As Kenny said, Indiana-Nebraska, seven and a half point. Favorite, Indiana,
- 32:57Speaker 4: 47 and a half. For the over-under, I would take
- 33:01Speaker 4: the under in that game. God, why am I so tired? Oh,
- 33:06Speaker 4: it's 11-fifty. Let's move on to NFL.
- 33:09Speaker 3: No, I'm reading through the games because we haven't really
- 33:12Speaker 3: talked about a lot of this shit. North Carolina playing
- 33:15Speaker 3: Pittsburgh is a very interesting game for people who do
- 33:18Speaker 3: love football at 11 a.m. North Carolina gave hell to
- 33:24Speaker 3: Notre Dame, and Pittsburgh did incur, what, its first loss?
- 33:28Speaker 5: No, they won.
- 33:30Speaker 4: They won. Right. So that's what it is. Pittsburgh is.
- 33:35Speaker 3: Tied for number one in the ACC with Miami and
- 33:39Speaker 3: who knows? Just a couple of those teams. So we'll
- 33:46Speaker 3: see what Pittsburgh can do with the backup quarterback.
- 33:50Speaker 4: Duke's undefeated. Duke. That's who it is.
- 33:54Speaker 1: And not even ranked. Did they get ranked this week?
- 33:56Speaker 1: I mean, or last week? I mean, Duke's getting fucked
- 33:59Speaker 1: over like whodunit. They're the defending champs.
- 34:01Speaker 4: They can't even get.
- 34:02Speaker 5: Ranked because Mensa's not there. I'm like, holy shit.
- 34:05Speaker 3: Well, I mean, this is where you fall into the
- 34:10Speaker 3: Florida State Jordan Travis hole.
- 34:15Speaker 4: You know, okay, so Darian Mensa's not there.
- 34:18Speaker 3: Well, we're going to lower you just because Mintz is
- 34:21Speaker 3: not there.
- 34:22Speaker 5: I liked how they've ranked people this year.
- 34:24Speaker 4: Heichel.
- 34:25Speaker 5: I don't like that.
- 34:26Speaker 4: Heichel.
- 34:27Speaker 3: He's not at Pittsburgh. He's going to be out for
- 34:29Speaker 3: the season. Oh, he's not out for the season. Or
- 34:31Speaker 3: at least 16 games.
- 34:33Speaker 4: He is not out that long. He's not coming to
- 34:36Speaker 4: OU with that sweet knee that you want. I know.
- 34:39Speaker 4: I know. Oklahoma State with Drew Mesta. Mesta. Mesta.
- 34:44Speaker 5: Not going to work here anymore.
- 34:47Speaker 4: The fighting knights of Scott Frost are coming into Oklahoma
- 34:52Speaker 4: State at a ten and.
- 34:54Speaker 5: A half point underdog.
- 34:55Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
- 34:55Speaker 5: Heitzel is out for the year.
- 34:56Speaker 1: I didn't realize he was out out for the year.
- 34:58Speaker 5: I thought it was a fucking strain. It's a tear.
- 35:00Speaker 4: No. Look at you go. You should watch the game. Damn!
- 35:05Speaker 4: I thought we were both watching the game together.
- 35:07Speaker 5: No, I didn't watch it, no.
- 35:08Speaker 3: I thought we were watching the game together like when
- 35:10Speaker 3: we look at the moon together.
- 35:11Speaker 4: And I wonder what you're thinking.
- 35:15Speaker 5: Oh, he's not coming to you now.
- 35:17Speaker 4: Never mind. You wonder what I'm thinking. Never mind. You know,
- 35:20Speaker 4: how we look at the moon.
- 35:21Speaker 5: It's like that mouse movie, isn't it?
- 35:22Speaker 4: Yeah. American too. American.
- 35:26Speaker 5: Yeah, American too.
- 35:27Speaker 3: Texas A & M, Missouri will be a fun game.
- 35:29Speaker 3: Missouri is three and a half point favorite at home.
- 35:32Speaker 3: 48 and a half. Let's go for the over. And
- 35:36Speaker 3: let's go for the A & M hangover.
- 35:38Speaker 4: I think so, too. You think they just passed the hangover?
- 35:41Speaker 5: No, but I think A & M made the playoff
- 35:43Speaker 5: last year. So did Oklahoma. And the coaches are in
- 35:45Speaker 5: the same boat.
- 35:46Speaker 4: A & M made the playoff with one loss. And
- 35:48Speaker 4: that one loss was to Texas. But they had fallen off. Remember,
- 35:53Speaker 4: they were down two.
- 35:54Speaker 5: No, I think they lost two, didn't they?
- 35:57Speaker 4: No. End of the season, they lost one. That's why
- 35:59Speaker 4: they were so highly ranked.
- 36:02Speaker 3: And the reason why they should have had two losses
- 36:06Speaker 3: was they came back from, like, 30, 40 points down
- 36:09Speaker 3: to South Carolina.
- 36:13Speaker 4: And got that out. But Texas put the whooping on
- 36:16Speaker 4: them at home. Arizona, if you have Fafatu and our
- 36:22Speaker 4: boy Michael Hawkins Jr.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Going at it in West Virginia, I know 13 teeth
- 36:28Speaker 3: and– There's several, several illegal antennas that are going to
- 36:35Speaker 3: go up to watch that game. Arizona by three and
- 36:39Speaker 3: a half, 60 and a half does seem very fair.
- 36:45Speaker 4: Wake Forest, NC State, Dickers. Let's look to him to
- 36:49Speaker 4: not be at Wake Forest very long.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Wake Forest is a three and a half point favorite
- 36:54Speaker 3: over Kenny's ACC favorite, NC State.
- 36:57Speaker 5: Oh, shit. But you watch them beat Wake.
- 37:02Speaker 4: I get it. I get it. I get it. But
- 37:04Speaker 4: like I said, don't expect Dickers to be there right now.
- 37:07Speaker 5: Didn't you have Vanderbilt going like.
- 37:09Speaker 4: Vanderbilt 10-2. My 13-3 Vanderbilt. Ole Miss is coming to town.
- 37:18Speaker 4: That's my favorite. That's my favorite. Over 154.5. I would
- 37:24Speaker 4: take the over of that one.
- 37:26Speaker 5: Would you?
- 37:27Speaker 4: Yeah, one of my favorites, though, the 230 game on CBS.
- 37:32Speaker 3: Ucla oregon dante moore is out i do believe that
- 37:36Speaker 3: dylan raiola is dante moore took one hell of a
- 37:39Speaker 3: hit that he should never have taken honestly he should
- 37:44Speaker 3: never have taken that shot.
- 37:47Speaker 1: But i do well i think this law if they
- 37:52Speaker 1: lose if oregon loses this they're out of the Championship.
- 37:55Speaker 5: They're out of the playoff picture.
- 37:57Speaker 4: Well, they're not out of the playoff picture.
- 37:58Speaker 5: Oh, I think they will be.
- 38:00Speaker 4: No. There's only a second loss. They'll win out.
- 38:03Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 38:04Speaker 3: But UCLA would definitely, definitely jump because right now UCLA
- 38:10Speaker 3: is 21.
- 38:11Speaker 4: Oregon is number 13. Oregon is 11 and a half.
- 38:14Speaker 1: Let's be honest. We're talking about this. They're not going to.
- 38:18Speaker 1: Oregon is going to win. I mean, do you honestly
- 38:20Speaker 1: think that's going to happen?
- 38:21Speaker 4: $ 5 UCLA.
- 38:21Speaker 5: Okay. So I got 20 and then a five.
- 38:27Speaker 4: When did we get 20? I thought it was all fives.
- 38:29Speaker 5: 20 was LSU Kentucky.
- 38:31Speaker 4: I thought that was a five too. It's fine. It's
- 38:36Speaker 4: all just money into the pot that none of us
- 38:39Speaker 4: will touch. Oh no, I know. I'll have to send
- 38:42Speaker 4: it for tire money.
- 38:43Speaker 5: Now remember, Oregon.
- 38:45Speaker 4: I have to send it for money to buy an
- 38:46Speaker 4: entire Ohio state. Um, Michigan.
- 38:53Speaker 5: That's it. I mean, Illinois has been disappointing.
- 38:56Speaker 4: You know what I mean? You're done. I'm just saying. Houston,
- 38:59Speaker 4: Kansas State will be interesting. 3-1, 4-1. The fight in
- 39:04Speaker 4: Colin Klein's at the Bill Snyder Stadium. Disappointing loss last week.
- 39:12Speaker 3: I see Ferentz pulling this out by a field goal
- 39:16Speaker 3: at least.
- 39:17Speaker 4: 55-1. That's actually going to be about right. I don't know.
- 39:22Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know to tell you to
- 39:27Speaker 4: take the under or the over for this. What's the way?
- 39:30Speaker 4: It's sunny. Sunny, 84 degrees in Little Manhattan.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Duke coming to Georgia Tech. Duke is six and a
- 39:39Speaker 3: half point favorite. Definitely take Duke because Georgia Tech without.
- 39:45Speaker 5: Haynes King.
- 39:46Speaker 4: And offensive coordinator that left.
- 39:50Speaker 5: Oh, Bronco, Billingham, but to Florida.
- 39:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 39:54Speaker 1: Apparently we had a shot at him, but he wanted
- 39:55Speaker 1: to bring one or two coaches.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Kenny would love to have brought him here to be
- 39:59Speaker 3: police chief as well.
- 40:01Speaker 4: Hey, I'll give you a double job.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Vontech Cal, not interesting. Illinois, Michigan has lost all of
- 40:09Speaker 3: its flair.
- 40:10Speaker 4: Both teams are two and three. Beaten ball, or beaten, well,
- 40:13Speaker 4: beaten ball.
- 40:14Speaker 5: They'll be there probably.
- 40:16Speaker 4: You think Belima's hot seat in Do you think Illinois
- 40:19Speaker 4: is ready to move on? No, not yet.
- 40:22Speaker 5: It's been a disappointing year.
- 40:23Speaker 4: I get it. I get it. The Charlotte Owen Fivers.
- 40:27Speaker 5: Quarterback is, you know, Pribula. Is it Pribula? Pribula used
- 40:31Speaker 5: to be there?
- 40:32Speaker 4: Pribula.
- 40:32Speaker 5: Pribula didn't used to be there?
- 40:33Speaker 4: Pribula is at Virginia now. I do believe that he
- 40:38Speaker 4: was Illinois.
- 40:39Speaker 3: Ohio State has a creamy win, 32-and-a-half, 56-5.
- 40:48Speaker 4: Tennessee goes into Arkansas for a... Pass kicking.
- 40:51Speaker 5: Go ahead.
- 40:53Speaker 4: I was going to say a Lake of the Ozarks weekend, but...
- 40:57Speaker 4: I mean, if you want to go with that.
- 40:58Speaker 5: Put it out on Beaver and just roll on.
- 41:00Speaker 4: We ain't got nothing to do, boys. Syracuse, Virginia. I
- 41:07Speaker 4: have not seen anything after that.
- 41:11Speaker 5: I told you it's pretty rough.
- 41:12Speaker 4: Yeah, after that, you know, we just have the regular.
- 41:16Speaker 5: Alabama, Georgia, after that, you might as well just go 9-9.
- 41:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Unless USC Penn State goes into double overtime.
- 41:22Speaker 4: Turn the TV off. Make love to your wife. I
- 41:24Speaker 4: don't know. Tell her you love her.
- 41:27Speaker 5: Tell your girlfriend.
- 41:29Speaker 4: By the way, a game that I called, Buccaneers do
- 41:32Speaker 4: beat the Cowboys 24-16 tonight.
- 41:33Speaker 5: So pissed because that ruins my.
- 41:36Speaker 1: Whole number one pick. We were rolling on the number
- 41:39Speaker 1: one pick. He's pissed. What that meant was a new
- 41:44Speaker 1: coach and a number one pick. We would trade, I
- 41:47Speaker 1: would hope, like I told.
- 41:48Speaker 3: No more Arch Manning for you, Tampa Bay.
- 41:52Speaker 5: We had a quarterback and that's fine. Who?
- 41:55Speaker 4: Arch Manning?
- 41:56Speaker 5: No, Baker, obviously.
- 41:58Speaker 4: Arch Baker.
- 41:59Speaker 1: That's got to be pretty disappointing for Cowboys fans to really.
- 42:03Speaker 4: Arch Mayfield. It was bad.
- 42:05Speaker 5: That's bad.
- 42:06Speaker 4: That's a bad thing. That is bad. I told you
- 42:08Speaker 4: that they were going to be bad. You're like, no,
- 42:10Speaker 4: it's good. They're going to be good.
- 42:11Speaker 5: I had them win 12 games, and I really thought
- 42:13Speaker 5: they would.
- 42:14Speaker 1: And I thought their defense couldn't get any worse, but
- 42:16Speaker 1: I watched Bucky Irvin just go boop, boop, boop, which
- 42:18Speaker 1: I'm fine with. 12 and 5 is what I said.
- 42:20Speaker 4: 12 wins.
- 42:22Speaker 5: Um.
- 42:24Speaker 4: All right, Kitty. Well, they're halfway to their five. That
- 42:29Speaker 4: is a fact. They are still ten away from their wins.
- 42:33Speaker 5: And now you're not going to be able to sign Pickens.
- 42:36Speaker 4: Well, also, no, you still signed Pickens. But also, what's
- 42:40Speaker 4: going to happen is.
- 42:42Speaker 3: Javante Williams had an okay game. Both of our fantasy
- 42:47Speaker 3: football teams. There was a text message earlier. in the
- 42:52Speaker 3: week about certain players that were injured, and I.
- 42:59Speaker 4: Just responded back, yes. Oh, no. Who is he?
- 43:05Speaker 5: He would be our what?
- 43:07Speaker 4: Texas.
- 43:08Speaker 5: No, he's not Texas.
- 43:09Speaker 4: Yeah, he's Texas. Well, I guess. A bystander. He's UT.
- 43:13Speaker 4: He loves the homo. So another UT bystander. Yeah, gotcha.
- 43:21Speaker 5: No, I just, I, God.
- 43:22Speaker 4: But he has been enjoying pro football with us, but
- 43:26Speaker 4: not understanding.
- 43:27Speaker 5: He said, I can't believe so-and-so's hurt. And Sean was like, well,
- 43:30Speaker 5: we know this. Just being your brother's team.
- 43:33Speaker 1: Me and your brother know most of the injuries currently.
- 43:37Speaker 4: Every injury.
- 43:40Speaker 3: Trust us, we are very versed on who's injured, who's
- 43:44Speaker 3: coming off injury, at what point.
- 43:48Speaker 4: Whether they will produce injuries. Our fantasy teams are lacking.
- 43:53Speaker 1: But I would like to thank Bucky Irving for finally
- 43:56Speaker 1: showing up.
- 43:57Speaker 4: Yeah. And Buka, too. Yeah.
- 44:02Speaker 1: Although I told my son play Oli instead.
- 44:05Speaker 3: I literally need to just get all the girls on
- 44:10Speaker 3: a phone call and be like, hey, so how.
- 44:11Speaker 5: Do you draft?
- 44:12Speaker 4: That's so true. Please teach us. Give us a tutorial.
- 44:20Speaker 4: How is it that you ladies... Is it by the looks?
- 44:25Speaker 5: It's every fucking time.
- 44:26Speaker 4: Well, we don't have Tina drafts. Tina drafts by the looks. Well,
- 44:31Speaker 4: Tina's by the heart, but otherwise... No, I talked to
- 44:35Speaker 4: her tonight, and she said, even I don't understand George's
- 44:37Speaker 4: goddamn draft.
- 44:39Speaker 5: But he's done well.
- 44:40Speaker 4: George Kelton, heat and air. If you're ever around Chelsea...
- 44:44Speaker 4: And you need some heat and air in the next
- 44:46Speaker 4: couple days.
- 44:47Speaker 5: Give him a text.
- 44:49Speaker 4: 697-4061. So, he may not be there.
- 44:53Speaker 5: No, it is kind of funny.
- 44:54Speaker 4: He's a cagey old bastard.
- 44:56Speaker 1: It is funny to watch that because I thought the
- 44:58Speaker 1: same thing.
- 44:59Speaker 5: I'm like, every female in our league, we're pretty– is
- 45:02Speaker 5: it pretty split.
- 45:03Speaker 4: On– Yeah.
- 45:04Speaker 5: We've got four and five. Four or five?
- 45:07Speaker 4: One, two, three, four.
- 45:08Speaker 5: So it's five and seven probably, right?
- 45:10Speaker 4: They're still split. Yeah, it's pretty close. They're still even split.
- 45:13Speaker 5: So five females, seven males, and I haven't looked at that.
- 45:16Speaker 4: And I want to say– I haven't looked at the
- 45:18Speaker 4: playoff leaderboard. The three guys that started this podcast are
- 45:23Speaker 4: all sitting– On top of each other right now at
- 45:27Speaker 4: the bottom.
- 45:28Speaker 5: And I think isn't that– He has not won. Isn't
- 45:31Speaker 5: our Minnesota bystander right there?
- 45:34Speaker 4: Right above us, yeah.
- 45:36Speaker 5: That's great.
- 45:37Speaker 4: God, I love that. Yeah.
- 45:40Speaker 3: We're getting beat by dum-dums who don't go by magazines,
- 45:46Speaker 3: who don't pay attention to the offseason.
- 45:49Speaker 1: I told you we need to get rid of best available,
- 45:52Speaker 1: and when they go night-night, it's pick number 30.
- 45:55Speaker 5: They don't go night-night, though. No, that people fall asleep.
- 45:58Speaker 4: Yeah, but they don't fall asleep until the last two rounds.
- 46:01Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. So you don't pick best available.
- 46:03Speaker 4: You pick 30th available. I'm sorry, Kenny, but best available
- 46:06Speaker 4: at the fucking seventh round isn't what I want. I
- 46:08Speaker 4: want best available at the fucking first round.
- 46:10Speaker 1: Well, we're picking up shit from the fucking waivers that
- 46:13Speaker 1: we're trying to put some running back named Jalen Wright
- 46:16Speaker 1: from Miami I've never heard of.
- 46:18Speaker 4: If you've ever seen a team put together with Band-Aids
- 46:23Speaker 4: and hope.
- 46:25Speaker 5: All right, let's get to the NFL.
- 46:26Speaker 4: Look at our teams.
- 46:27Speaker 5: I got to go 9-9. I got work to do.
- 46:29Speaker 4: All right. What do you want? What did we do
- 46:31Speaker 4: last week?
- 46:34Speaker 5: Okay, record last week.
- 46:35Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. I don't. I'm not. Hold on.
- 46:38Speaker 5: I can find it.
- 46:39Speaker 4: Son of a bitch. Okay, Dickie.
- 46:43Speaker 5: I went 4-2. Sean went 3-3.
- 46:48Speaker 4: Right. That is definitely not right. Uh, I would tell
- 46:52Speaker 4: you that I didn't get the Browns. Correct. And the
- 46:54Speaker 4: Brown Steelers game. Okay. I'm sorry.
- 46:56Speaker 5: I went four and two. Sean went three and three.
- 47:01Speaker 4: Eagles held a long lead until, uh, last of the
- 47:04Speaker 4: fourth quarter.
- 47:04Speaker 3: Then suck that one up. I believe Kirk cousins was
- 47:08Speaker 3: the one that came at Patrick. My home's full of
- 47:10Speaker 3: chains and gold teeth.
- 47:11Speaker 4: Kitty. I don't know if you saw that video.
- 47:14Speaker 3: And, uh, Lost by three to the Kansas City Chiefs.
- 47:19Speaker 5: 18-7 is my record for the year. 14-11 for you.
- 47:23Speaker 4: Woo! Still winning, baby. Kind of. Colts Commanders over in
- 47:29Speaker 4: London Town.
- 47:31Speaker 3: I didn't think anybody that picked the Commanders was right.
- 47:36Speaker 4: In the head. 9-8 Super Bowl.
- 47:39Speaker 5: I think it's still there.
- 47:40Speaker 4: They're still there. They're still on their way. It's a
- 47:42Speaker 4: bad team. But not for middle of the road, are they? No,
- 47:47Speaker 4: they're bad. They're bad. I mean, I've got Dallas middle
- 47:50Speaker 4: of the road.
- 47:50Speaker 5: I think the Giants are going to beat them.
- 47:51Speaker 4: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What about your 12-5
- 47:53Speaker 4: Dallas Cowboys?
- 47:54Speaker 5: I think they're talented enough to win.
- 47:56Speaker 4: Are they?
- 47:57Speaker 5: I thought the Bills was the most disappointing loss.
- 47:59Speaker 4: I thought the Bills was the craziest loss. And that's
- 48:02Speaker 4: why I stayed away from it.
- 48:04Speaker 3: I was like, it's a division.
- 48:09Speaker 4: I'm going to walk away.
- 48:11Speaker 5: Our Pittsburgh bystander said the same thing.
- 48:13Speaker 4: I'm like, no way. I stepped away from that. I'm like, fuck. Now,
- 48:19Speaker 4: the Jaguars over Cincinnati. What is Cincinnati's problem? Can you
- 48:24Speaker 4: help me with that? Cincinnati's 2-2. Joe Burrow said, throw
- 48:29Speaker 4: the ball more.
- 48:30Speaker 5: Hey, dude, when you're 39 at 54, we're not throwing
- 48:32Speaker 5: the ball more.
- 48:32Speaker 3: Cincinnati has fixed their line, their defense and offensive line.
- 48:37Speaker 4: Defense is better. Hey, the Jaguars are Super Bowl potential.
- 48:41Speaker 5: I mean, the.
- 48:42Speaker 1: Defensive coordinator, I don't know his name, but is it
- 48:45Speaker 1: Brian Flores, Vic Fangio offspring?
- 48:49Speaker 4: They're playing like it. Look at that. All I know
- 48:52Speaker 4: is this guy was your offensive coordinator.
- 48:55Speaker 5: Oh, no, he's doing well.
- 48:57Speaker 4: Yeah, I want him.
- 48:58Speaker 1: So it was Dave Canales the year before that?
- 49:00Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a second Liam Cohen.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Now, would you give our coach credit for hiring good OCs?
- 49:09Speaker 4: No, I would give Bruce Arians credit. No, Bruce is done. No,
- 49:12Speaker 4: Bruce is like a GM. No, he's not. He's not
- 49:15Speaker 4: involved anymore. He was sitting on the sideline being weird. Yeah.
- 49:20Speaker 3: In a heartbreaker, Jameis Winston beats Arizona Cardinals over Jababi Brissett.
- 49:26Speaker 3: So Jameis versus Jababi, that was.
- 49:29Speaker 4: A 12-point win. I got to say it.
- 49:34Speaker 3: Packers pull out a heartbreaker over the.
- 49:38Speaker 4: Oh, wait.
- 49:38Speaker 3: I mean, Buccaneers had a heartbreaker at home against the
- 49:44Speaker 3: Green Bay Packers.
- 49:45Speaker 5: We were fine with that.
- 49:47Speaker 4: By three. Jordan Love, not who we thought he was.
- 49:51Speaker 4: Ravens go ahead and blow it.
- 49:55Speaker 3: Up at home against Tennessee, Dallas Cowboys do take out
- 50:00Speaker 3: Kenny's AFC South.
- 50:04Speaker 5: It's bad.
- 50:05Speaker 3: Super Bowl favored Houston Texans. I do believe now the
- 50:10Speaker 3: Houston Texans can.
- 50:11Speaker 4: Only lose one more game all season. where they're 12-5. Well,
- 50:16Speaker 4: their head coach just took over the D.C. calling, dude.
- 50:18Speaker 2: That's fine.
- 50:18Speaker 5: They probably won't win anymore.
- 50:20Speaker 4: That's fine. Win? Lose? They haven't won anything.
- 50:24Speaker 5: That's what I meant.
- 50:24Speaker 4: Lose anything. They've won zero.
- 50:27Speaker 5: I'm kind of wondering what they're going to do with it.
- 50:29Speaker 4: The Miami Dolphins did give it an old heave-ho there
- 50:33Speaker 4: against the Vikings with a five-point loss. My record. Whee!
- 50:39Speaker 1: Whee!
- 50:40Speaker 4: Brock Purdy, MVP. 24-14.
- 50:43Speaker 5: I told you.
- 50:45Speaker 1: You should talk about him right now as MVP in
- 50:47Speaker 1: top three.
- 50:48Speaker 4: I agree.
- 50:49Speaker 5: Season's going to get a little longer, though.
- 50:51Speaker 4: Justin Herbert with 189 yards.
- 50:53Speaker 5: What the fuck's he going to do? What is going
- 50:56Speaker 5: on there?
- 50:57Speaker 4: Absolutely nothing. I dropped him. I dropped him for.
- 50:59Speaker 5: What'd you have the Chargers? I had them high.
- 51:02Speaker 4: I had them high, too.
- 51:03Speaker 1: Okay, you had them a little higher than I did.
- 51:08Speaker 4: Chargers can lose no more games.
- 51:12Speaker 5: You're fucked.
- 51:13Speaker 4: It's 15-2 for the Chargers for Sean.
- 51:16Speaker 5: I'm still in the running.
- 51:17Speaker 4: Look, I just need them to go back in time.
- 51:19Speaker 5: I'm still in the running.
- 51:20Speaker 4: They go back in time.
- 51:23Speaker 1: No, I think them and the Lions are the most
- 51:27Speaker 1: disappointing teams in the NFL.
- 51:29Speaker 4: Absolutely. The Lions have definitely... And it's bad. You're bad.
- 51:33Speaker 5: We talked about it. They missed their window. They really did.
- 51:36Speaker 4: They were so close. The Panthers, 32 to 26.
- 51:38Speaker 1: Well, it's not that they got beat by the Panthers.
- 51:41Speaker 1: It's how they got beat by the Panthers. They have
- 51:43Speaker 1: no offense anymore or defense anymore.
- 51:45Speaker 4: No, I know. That's the thing.
- 51:46Speaker 1: I mean, the Panthers have a really good defense or offense.
- 51:49Speaker 1: They don't have a defense.
- 51:50Speaker 3: And even though Tyler's slow is one in three, he's
- 51:54Speaker 3: still my MVP.
- 51:55Speaker 4: I love the guy. He tries. He tries so hard.
- 51:58Speaker 4: All right. You got anything else? He's the hardest truck. Yeah,
- 52:01Speaker 4: next week's NFL. Oh, we got to pick. All we
- 52:06Speaker 4: talked about was Dallas losing to the Tampa Bay this week.
- 52:09Speaker 4: Jayden Daniels' first start of the season. Bucky Irvin ran
- 52:15Speaker 4: for $ 1. 65 with one tutty. George Pickens, leading receiver, $ 1. 30.
- 52:20Speaker 3: With one tutty, and somebody left Bucky Irvin on their bench,
- 52:23Speaker 3: and somebody left Nkabuka on their bench for 16, 13 points.
- 52:27Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know what he got. Better than I have.
- 52:31Speaker 3: Anyways, it is big noon on Fox with the Bears
- 52:35Speaker 3: versus the Packers.
- 52:36Speaker 5: And that is one of our picks.
- 52:38Speaker 4: Pick it up. Chicago, one and a half. Tyson.
- 52:43Speaker 5: Tyson, whatever.
- 52:45Speaker 4: Get it right, or I will punch you. What do
- 52:46Speaker 4: you got? You disrespect Chicago so much. I should just
- 52:50Speaker 4: flip you.
- 52:50Speaker 5: I paid a dollar. I didn't pay attention to his
- 52:52Speaker 5: first name.
- 52:52Speaker 4: You paid a dollar. To get him, yeah, and then
- 52:54Speaker 4: I cut him. Yeah, then you cut him. Bears. I'm
- 52:56Speaker 4: taking the Bears.
- 52:57Speaker 3: We disagree on that.
- 52:59Speaker 4: Why? I'm taking the Bears.
- 53:00Speaker 1: I'm going to go the Packers win.
- 53:04Speaker 4: Why?
- 53:05Speaker 5: Turnovers, and it's at home.
- 53:07Speaker 4: Ew. Ew. I hope you get gonorrhea somehow. Like from
- 53:13Speaker 4: a dirty... Hey, if Caleb was playing, I'd be all
- 53:15Speaker 4: about it. I hope you get a dirty... No. No.
- 53:17Speaker 4: You know what's going to happen?
- 53:18Speaker 3: Same thing that happened whenever the Bears went to the
- 53:21Speaker 3: Super Bowl against Peyton Manning. We're going to have a
- 53:26Speaker 3: really good team without our starting quarterback.
- 53:29Speaker 4: And we're going to make it through the playoffs. And
- 53:32Speaker 4: then all of a sudden, our starting quarterback is going
- 53:33Speaker 4: to be like, hey, guys, look at me. I'm going
- 53:35Speaker 4: to start now. I'm bouncing. My ankle's all good.
- 53:38Speaker 5: Yeah, but you'd play Caleb, and you don't have any backup.
- 53:40Speaker 4: No, fuck Caleb. I want Case Catom, and I want
- 53:43Speaker 4: Tyson Badgett. You know I hate fucking Caleb Williams.
- 53:47Speaker 5: I'm surprised they put Badgett in over Keenum.
- 53:49Speaker 4: A little bit. No, actually, Keenum started. Did you not
- 53:54Speaker 4: see that play?
- 53:55Speaker 5: One fucking play. That was a whim, and that was
- 53:58Speaker 5: him going.
- 53:58Speaker 4: Fuck you. Did you not see it? And I actually
- 54:01Speaker 4: did want to ask.
- 54:02Speaker 5: It started out there at wide receiver, I think.
- 54:04Speaker 4: No, ties in depth.
- 54:06Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 54:07Speaker 3: And I did want to ask you, do you think
- 54:09Speaker 3: that Ben Johnson's becoming the next Mike Shanahan?
- 54:12Speaker 4: No. Kyle Shanahan? No. Plug and play quarterback? No, no, no, no.
- 54:20Speaker 5: Let me think about it for a little bit.
- 54:23Speaker 1: To me, he's still an OC. Better, obviously, coach than
- 54:27Speaker 1: like a Norv Turner, obviously.
- 54:29Speaker 4: Everybody's a lot better than Norv Turner.
- 54:32Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm just thinking about them offensive. Yeah, he's
- 54:35Speaker 1: probably going to overtake Shanahan.
- 54:38Speaker 4: No, no, I just think he's about the same type
- 54:42Speaker 4: of coach. where it's a plug-and-play quarterback. As you would say.
- 54:49Speaker 4: It helps. That San Francisco is. He helps it. I'm
- 54:53Speaker 4: not saying it is. Put that subsexual. That's what you
- 54:54Speaker 4: say San Francisco is.
- 54:56Speaker 1: No, I think Purdy actually has beginning to improve. He
- 54:58Speaker 1: doesn't do that erratic running around.
- 55:00Speaker 4: I think your brother is falling more in love with
- 55:03Speaker 4: Brock Purdy. And I'm okay with that. If they want
- 55:06Speaker 4: to get married, I'm more than happy to be Brock Purdy's.
- 55:09Speaker 5: All right. Well, speaking about Brock Purdy, go to that game.
- 55:12Speaker 5: That's one of our other picks. It's one of our
- 55:14Speaker 5: other picks.
- 55:14Speaker 3: 49ers.
- 55:15Speaker 4: Not Raiders Patriots?
- 55:16Speaker 5: No, that's not our pick.
- 55:17Speaker 4: Man, Colts Steelers? Texans Titans. We have to pick this. No,
- 55:24Speaker 4: they're two winless teams.
- 55:25Speaker 5: Titans roll. Texans. Give me Texans roll.
- 55:29Speaker 4: Texans are bad. I got Texans by one.
- 55:31Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not picking that.
- 55:33Speaker 4: David, what do you think? Okay, I hope Texans do
- 55:36Speaker 4: roll because David Montgomery needs 40 points.
- 55:38Speaker 5: I meant roll like 12 to 10.
- 55:40Speaker 4: No, 40 points. No, you said roll. All right, Cincinnati
- 55:44Speaker 4: goes down to Miami, and I do believe that I
- 55:47Speaker 4: picked this one for our— I picked the Texans. I
- 55:50Speaker 4: do believe I picked this for.
- 55:51Speaker 1: Our— One game I would not touch, Vikings and Saints.
- 55:54Speaker 4: Vikings and Saints seems like Murderball from 2020. You remember
- 56:01Speaker 4: the headhunting incident that the Saints had?
- 56:04Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Greg Robinson— not Robinson, Greg Williams.
- 56:08Speaker 4: It seems like Murderball. I don't know if you ever
- 56:10Speaker 4: saw the two movies, Murderball. Great movies. You've never seen Murderball?
- 56:15Speaker 4: I don't think so. Browns Jets. Battle of the First Losers.
- 56:21Speaker 5: Browns really win four games, which is nuts.
- 56:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 56:23Speaker 5: That's crazy. Just sitting there going, fuck you guys. Hey.
- 56:28Speaker 4: And look at Deshaun. Hey, Baltimore. Have you seen my dick?
- 56:32Speaker 1: We need to talk to our Pittsburgh bystander about Deshaun Watson.
- 56:37Speaker 4: Why?
- 56:39Speaker 5: I had him in, like, the top five, six, and
- 56:41Speaker 5: was laughed at. Continue to be laughed at.
- 56:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I still laugh.
- 56:44Speaker 5: He's coming back. Looking good.
- 56:46Speaker 4: If you want to, I can go to Ohio. Looking good.
- 56:49Speaker 4: If you want to, we can go to Cleveland. Looking good.
- 56:52Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure Deshaun Watson hangs out in a lot of, like,
- 56:55Speaker 4: massage parlors that we can go to.
- 56:57Speaker 5: Chargers go 0-5, which is nuts.
- 56:59Speaker 4: Chargers are definitely going 0-5 against Broncos. At home in Safi.
- 57:08Speaker 3: Look for the Cardinals to give the Lions hell like
- 57:10Speaker 3: the Panthers did.
- 57:12Speaker 4: Might win. Might pull that one out. Niners, Seahawks.
- 57:16Speaker 5: There's our pick game. Woo!
- 57:17Speaker 4: Niners, give me that Brock Purdy dick. Oh, you're dumb. Anything. Well,
- 57:23Speaker 4: you know. Right now, once his nuts is coming off.
- 57:26Speaker 4: He'll be fine. It's the glute. He'll be fine. He
- 57:29Speaker 4: had a torn penis. He'll be fine. He tore his penis. Okay?
- 57:33Speaker 4: And I picked him up as a backup.
- 57:35Speaker 5: Move on to the Monday night game.
- 57:36Speaker 4: Also, Seahawks do not have a run game.
- 57:40Speaker 5: You're right about that. Let's go with that. Joe Mixon
- 57:42Speaker 5: runs for 240.
- 57:43Speaker 4: Pick him up. Joe Mixon's only on the practice squad.
- 57:48Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going to run for 240 as a 49er.
- 57:51Speaker 3: Ravens Falcons, you want to do that one? Is that
- 57:53Speaker 3: the other one?
- 57:55Speaker 5: No, it's the last game, right?
- 57:57Speaker 4: Ravens look pedestrian? I'd rather take Ravens Falcons than Bills Rams. Why?
- 58:03Speaker 4: Because I'll take the bills.
- 58:05Speaker 5: You think it's that just big of a fucking deal?
- 58:07Speaker 4: Yeah. I think Sean McVay. Oh, no Rams.
- 58:11Speaker 5: We picked every NFL difference.
- 58:13Speaker 4: I think Sean McVay has some stuff he needs to fix.
- 58:16Speaker 5: Oh, Wonderboy's stupid.
- 58:17Speaker 4: But anyway, Matt Stafford's on my fantasy team. He's just
- 58:21Speaker 4: not that good.
- 58:23Speaker 3: I'm just saying, honestly, I think that the Rams have
- 58:27Speaker 3: some fixes.
- 58:28Speaker 5: Oh, they got a lot of fixes.
- 58:29Speaker 4: The Rams have some things they need to fix and address.
- 58:33Speaker 4: And it's not, I mean, look at Matthew Stafford right now.
- 58:36Speaker 4: He's setting a 6-6 interception.
- 58:38Speaker 1: He's getting ready to get ready, get ready to get
- 58:40Speaker 1: Sophie's revenge. He's going to get me about 20, 29, 10,
- 58:42Speaker 1: 10 things. Get some buck here. He can't be worse
- 58:51Speaker 1: than Tyson Badgett. And I would have not had him
- 58:53Speaker 1: on my predictor starting quarterback.
- 58:57Speaker 4: He's still going to get 13 points. Probably so.
- 59:00Speaker 5: Puka's back.
- 59:02Speaker 4: That doesn't mean shit.
- 59:04Speaker 5: It's a funny team. It really is.
- 59:06Speaker 4: Didn't Puka come back and now I think he's about
- 59:08Speaker 4: to leave again?
- 59:09Speaker 5: No, he's good.
- 59:10Speaker 4: Oh, Tyreek Hill. That was who we haven't talked about.
- 59:15Speaker 3: He is looking for a comeback and then wife turns
- 59:18Speaker 3: around and reveals all the assault. So what's Puka's arrest
- 59:23Speaker 3: record going right now?
- 59:25Speaker 4: He spit a wand, didn't he? No, I think he
- 59:27Speaker 4: did more than bite her. Well, like Josh Jacobs, no
- 59:31Speaker 4: one's talking.
- 59:33Speaker 3: I don't think he'd give her the full Trevor Bauer,
- 59:35Speaker 3: but I think he gave her enough of the Trevor
- 59:37Speaker 3: Bauer that.
- 59:39Speaker 5: It's going to cost him. Oh, I think Trevor Bauer
- 59:40Speaker 5: was fucked.
- 59:41Speaker 4: He got fucked. But Trevor Bauer's just into kinky sex. Yeah,
- 59:45Speaker 4: it choked me.
- 59:46Speaker 5: Then she's like, he's got marks on me.
- 59:48Speaker 4: I know that. Because you said it.
- 59:50Speaker 3: But I don't think Puka meant to stab the lady
- 59:53Speaker 3: in her stomach or whatever.
- 59:54Speaker 4: Oh, he's got a hernia, too. Yeah, I read that
- 59:58Speaker 4: the other day. He's got like the start of a hernia. Yeah, no.
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: Sounds like drama to me.
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: Like drama to me.
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: I don't think that that 54 and a half over
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: under is.
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: What it is. I would take the under for it.
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: Let's do another fivey on that one. Let's do another
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: fivey on that one.
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: Let's see.
- 1:00:22Speaker 5: We got five on organ for you.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: And.
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: Let's go five.
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, all this money just goes into a pool.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Let's go five on the over 54.5. It goes into
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: a kiddie pool.
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: It goes into a kiddie pool that I swim in.
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: It's going to be about 29.28. Hold on now. Let
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: me look. 29.28. How much does that add up to?
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: 57, I think.
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: And they've only picked 54 and a half, so it's
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: not uncommon for me to pick the under for that
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: 54 and a half.
- 1:00:59Speaker 5: No, no, no.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to be super over. It's
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: not going to be 60 to 60.
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: Well, it seems like you were super gloating.
- 1:01:08Speaker 5: No, I think that there is no defense.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: That's why I picked Stafford this week, because I think
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: Stafford's going to have about three to four touchdowns himself.
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: Did you give your thoughts on how Oklahoma's going to
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: blow it? For what? Oh, just in Texas. Oh, no,
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: we didn't really. For our fifth Red River rivalry. No,
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: we've had one with Brent. No, I know. This should
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: be the fifth, right? He didn't win the first. That's
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: what I said. This should be the fifth. He's lost three, four.
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: Where are we at? I don't know where we're at
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: in his fucking record. Is this six year? Yeah, so
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: we're one and five. Should be. One and four. Yeah,
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: this should be his fifth loss. And Brent, if you're
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: out there, bro, do everything you can to win. Please.
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: Just please.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: No, I think it's one of those deals that that's
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: why he threw a beanball on everything.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: I don't think that's why he threw a beanball on
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: the bus. I think that's just part of why he
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: threw a beanball on the bus.
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: No, he's panicking. It's concerning me a little bit.
- 1:02:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: But maybe it's an instant motivator.
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: I don't know if anybody else did.
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: Oh, remember Neil, the wide receiver from New York Giants?
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: He's been missing for 15 months. Yeah, that's right. They
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: found his boat.
- 1:02:24Speaker 5: Never found his body, and they won't.
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: Never found his body.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: All right, probably scuba diving shark ate him. That's how
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: that shit goes. All right.
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: And the sharks have been moving farther north. That's true.
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: All right, thanks for joining us.
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: I'm getting the fuck off here. All right, everybody. We'll
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: see you in two weeks. Two weeks. Yeah, it's going
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: to be two weeks. Two weeks. All right, bye. Take care, bye. Bye. Bye.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: Bye.
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: So so
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: Thank you.