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Episode 96: Indentured Servitude · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Now, if there's one thing I primed myself on, is
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  Speaker 1: that not just being the best chimney man and all
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  Speaker 1: the bolt and No, it's like I always paid me.
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  Speaker 1: A labor is a fair days pay for a fair
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  Speaker 1: day's work. None of this is working from no business.
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  Speaker 1: Not the lads talk about in this week's episode. No,
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  Speaker 1: my man Donald, He's always been well paid for standing
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  Speaker 1: at bottom of ladder, laboring away. Plus he gets the
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  Speaker 1: pick of any of the bricks last and down his way,
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  Speaker 1: all the more incentive to not get it by one.
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  Speaker 1: If you ask me anyways, I'll leave the.
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  Speaker 2: FoST war problems for one. Problems we got him.
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  Speaker 1: We do got him, two privileged guys just sitting here
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  Speaker 1: with our headphones and looking at each other.
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  Speaker 2: But Forestward problems I got him. I got him up
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  Speaker 2: the yank Jack. Well, as you mentioned it to my
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  Speaker 2: forest Water problems are our headphones which we use for
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  Speaker 2: recording this the Tom and Jerry Show. You're very welcome
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  Speaker 2: along to the Tom and Jerry Show. I'm Jerry McBride,
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  Speaker 2: that's Tom. O'many first world problems. Baby. The headphones that
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  Speaker 2: I have on right now are over the ear headphones
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  Speaker 2: and by the time this podcast ruled into our two Like,
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  Speaker 2: can you imagine them just like half full of sweat?
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  Speaker 2: I kind of like the idea that you're cooking out
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  Speaker 2: the dirt out of your ears. But no, Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 2: ordered new ones. Apparently they're ventilated or some sort. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't realize there was going to be a thing i'd need.
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  Speaker 2: But you're right, you're hot out ears. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 2: occupational has it. And you have the in ear earphones there.
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  Speaker 2: They got to aware of them for an hour. Mean
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  Speaker 2: we ears get sore, so do mine? My little ears
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  Speaker 2: get sore?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I'm other than that. I'm mind good. I'd
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  Speaker 1: a very fulfilling weekend. I got a bunch of things
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  Speaker 1: with pipe and finished that we're needing finishing. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know me just bust out on Mary Berry. I
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  Speaker 1: can't help but four INChO avenger. I had to bring
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  Speaker 1: up the vent pipes to a prick of a job.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to do with the event
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  Speaker 1: pipes that everybody else see on their house. Tacked onto
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  Speaker 1: the side, they come up and sneak up around the edge.
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  Speaker 1: If anybody wandering to have to be a minimum nine
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  Speaker 1: hundred above the highest window so you don't get any
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  Speaker 1: waft coming down the way. Well, I hadn't actually finished those,
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  Speaker 1: and the weekend was the time, and they were my
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  Speaker 1: nemesis got them done and they went off to do
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  Speaker 1: two lovely gigs in the Hill Comedy Club later on.
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  Speaker 1: That even chuffed myself. The gigs were great, but I
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  Speaker 1: was more delighted I finally got.
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  Speaker 2: They got the wavin done. Let me ask you a
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  Speaker 2: question before you get into the show proper here. Do
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  Speaker 2: you think any of our UK listeners, the ones that
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  Speaker 2: we haven't driven off, or any of our international listeners,
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  Speaker 2: all six of them, do they know what a wavin
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  Speaker 2: pipe is? Because wavin is is a trade name, right
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  Speaker 2: that's it is a trade name. Talk. So they're clearly
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  Speaker 2: not called Wavin pipes in England.
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  Speaker 1: Right, No they're not, Actually they're not. But I mean
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  Speaker 1: they listen. I mean, to be fair. You know yourself,
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  Speaker 1: you'll sometimes listen to an American podcast or a British podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Y'll scheme over these things and you'll get if you've
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  Speaker 1: your average person listened, is will get to get to
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  Speaker 1: the destination they need to when you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they know we're not you know, putting the back in
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  Speaker 1: the end of the days and smoking them.
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  Speaker 2: No, and we're not squeezing them under our elbows and
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  Speaker 2: creating melodious tunes, don't you know?
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  Speaker 1: No, nor are we, as you said, piping across a
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  Speaker 1: nice floral design on a fucking cake for Nana's birthday.
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  Speaker 1: No for pipe ladies and gentlemen, should I say one
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  Speaker 1: millimeter piping as well as indeed?
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, full of the pipe, the full full of
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  Speaker 2: the pipe.
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  Speaker 1: And I nailed it with my bens and my little
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  Speaker 1: capping on top and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Delighted myself. I'm pure delighted with myself. I'm happy for you, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much for you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they're being ignorant and orange and haven't been
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  Speaker 1: paid yet with to match the fucking house. Like, but
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  Speaker 1: do you know I have to have tend to leave
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  Speaker 1: an orange for long enough just so I can be
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  Speaker 1: proud of it.
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  Speaker 2: Like so you put the orange pipe up to side
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  Speaker 2: that you didn't get the black soil stack, I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: be bott my hole. There's fours as well. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: for twice the price chair, No, why it is twice
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  Speaker 2: the price because of black not only that Ducklan is
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  Speaker 2: black and a tap the price, No go on? Why
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  Speaker 2: is why is this color fast? It will never lose
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  Speaker 2: the blackness. It'll be black in twenty years. And you
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  Speaker 2: know what I would have done with it anyway. Yeah, folks,
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  Speaker 2: you know this isn't a podcast sponsored by Waving, But
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  Speaker 2: if they've got money to throw around, we'll have that
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  Speaker 2: conversation you Yeah, Tom and Jerry Show brought to you
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  Speaker 2: got more to talk to you about it than Wav
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  Speaker 2: and Pipe. Believe it or not, this is just a
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  Speaker 2: general Jim Job good time show here with myself Jerry
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  Speaker 2: McBride and him good self Tom o'many we put together
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a show every week. It's got three segments.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get into the first one here where we look
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  Speaker 2: at the big news of the week, don't you know,
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  Speaker 2: the scuttle but the ruckus, the weekly what have you.
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  Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case, mad, you know, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of a lot of outs, a lot of what
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  Speaker 2: have you, and uh, a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 2: in my head.
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  Speaker 3: Man, do your job, PU sponsor a different job shook
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  Speaker 3: lookstree hundred and forty pages, one hundred and forty pages
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  Speaker 3: right a hundred and tenous the problems choices in emergency
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  Speaker 3: and holding you must you must be trying to destroy.
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  Speaker 4: The in forrest in the one hundred in Kirky be
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  Speaker 4: known as a langer.
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  Speaker 2: You remember that song.
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  Speaker 1: It was huge, like in the early two thousands, it
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  Speaker 1: got to like number.
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  Speaker 4: One there in Kirky as a lango lango lango.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's a it's a rip of some other song
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  Speaker 1: that was actually much older than that, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: probably better written. But its a nice precursor to as
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  Speaker 1: people have heard, who who I'm talking about? I you
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  Speaker 1: know the audio there of one politician he's a I
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  Speaker 1: think he's a shin fame. He is a shin Fein
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  Speaker 1: politician from kirk Where else could you be with that accent?
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  Speaker 1: But then of Thomas Cool, he's from north central.
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  Speaker 2: Would you be up around and the city? You know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean, he'd he'd be a real city Look,
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  Speaker 2: he'd be what I mean one as a nay, he'd
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  Speaker 2: be a gnay from up the city.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I lived amongst these people for many years
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  Speaker 1: journeys this timetime.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were from Cork.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know it's easy for anybody north in
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  Speaker 1: a Mazon Dixon line, i e. You know, the Dublin
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  Speaker 1: to Galway line, and even then above that, they all
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  Speaker 1: just go, well, everything south is just Cork, right.
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  Speaker 2: Not that the rel the podcast. I always thought you
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  Speaker 2: were from Cork because that's all the places I would
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  Speaker 2: dig with you in and you'd be down in Cork
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  Speaker 2: every other day. Yeah, right, there you go, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Well I was living.
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  Speaker 1: I've lived in Cork, lived amongst these people, and I
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  Speaker 1: always found the accent funny. I do like it never
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  Speaker 1: really put much pay and pay to where it came from.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, talk to people.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was a Bristolian one that you know from
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  Speaker 1: the trade routes and stuff like that. And but the
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  Speaker 1: interesting tie happened this week when Thomas school was given
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  Speaker 1: it given it sucks, but he was absolutely cheering to
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  Speaker 1: go with the new one about the how policy did
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  Speaker 1: he have?
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  Speaker 2: Deal?
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  Speaker 1: And it's like he goes to town on him when
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  Speaker 1: it was great. He's absolutely great to listen to because
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  Speaker 1: he just can go you know politicians that have to
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  Speaker 1: read every single line, You're like, well you asked me yet,
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  Speaker 1: because it sounds like it was written by a writer
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  Speaker 1: for you which is most likely was this guy can
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  Speaker 1: just go and he's ripping them a new one and
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  Speaker 1: it's a great It's you'll hear in the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: this is like that. We only played like ten seconds
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  Speaker 1: of it, but there's five minutes long of him just
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  Speaker 1: agnos him lighten up the the across across the doll,
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  Speaker 1: just lighting them up, and it's beautiful to hear.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, put the next thing.
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  Speaker 1: Because I've heard this Fela much like you know, Bob
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  Speaker 1: Catter and whatnot. I've heard this Fela go loads of times.
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  Speaker 1: Never put much thought into just heard what he was saying.
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  Speaker 2: That was it.
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  Speaker 1: Never he put you know, never he thought there was
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  Speaker 1: more to say than what he was saying. But all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, then he gets picked up by a.
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  Speaker 2: Comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't know how to know the Jamaican comedian's name,
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  Speaker 1: but he jumps on it on TikTok and go clutt like.
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  Speaker 1: He gives full off and it becomes very apparent that
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  Speaker 1: this guy was like, why do we sound the exact
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  Speaker 1: fucking same And I've never been out of Jamaica. Basically,
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  Speaker 1: how do I sound like this guy? Why does this
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  Speaker 1: guy sound like my uncle? Why do cork people sound
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  Speaker 1: or this perversion of cork anyways, sound exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Like Jamaican people, like Jamaican people. If anybody is taking
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  Speaker 2: offense to Tom's Jamaican accent, there that's is cork accent.
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  Speaker 1: Relax, relax an offense you can definitely have it, and
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  Speaker 1: by habit, you can fucking keep it to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the offense can live. But this, this is
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  Speaker 2: a thing, Tom, this is a thing that has been
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  Speaker 2: mentioned before and we're going to get into it just
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  Speaker 2: ever so slightly a little bit that the Irish accent
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  Speaker 2: crops up all around the world, but in particular in Jamaica.
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  Speaker 2: You know, people are people are here going like, no
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  Speaker 2: fucking Bob Marley doesn't sound like he's from trim right, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: But if you have an ear out for it, as
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  Speaker 2: this Jamaican comedian noted with our with our shinfent TV here,
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  Speaker 2: they are eerily similar in the delivery and and bounciness.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say, there's definitely the cork side of things,
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  Speaker 1: for sure. There's definitely a bouncing you know, you could
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  Speaker 1: like you there's a cadence there where you jump from
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  Speaker 1: like if you imagine waveform, so you can swing up and.
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  Speaker 2: I've picked this up.
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  Speaker 1: I obsessed with accents, and I picked up that the
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  Speaker 1: Wicklow accent is the same as like the Doney gall accent. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: just they changed the vowels and that's normally typically all
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  Speaker 1: it is. But you listen to the same too, that
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  Speaker 1: it goes in the same wave and the same with
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  Speaker 1: kind of that's throw a cork accent, boy will it
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  Speaker 1: just goes along the road and before you know it, man,
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  Speaker 1: you've just gone a little bit deeper, and maybe it'sloaded
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  Speaker 1: the small bit bad.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know? There?
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  Speaker 1: It can stay in the same flow if you flow
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  Speaker 1: your hand right now, it can stay in the same
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  Speaker 1: flow that exact accent as he.
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  Speaker 2: Led us into it. There, Tom, you said the word bounce,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm a challenging Now give me the word bounce.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, here's the thing. People say a Jamaican accent,
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  Speaker 2: and you know it's like it's not the stereotypical Jamaican accent.
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  Speaker 2: Like when people say Italian, they can do an Italian accent.
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  Speaker 2: Super Mario, Like, no, it's not legit, it's not that
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  Speaker 2: fucking Comdego de Maria put on a genuine Jamaican accent.
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  Speaker 2: Not this fucking reggae reggae sauce ship. Give us the
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  Speaker 2: word bounced, Tom in your Cork accent. Bounce there in
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  Speaker 2: your Jamaican buddy, bounce like okay, so you can hear
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  Speaker 2: it there right there's it's there, It's there.
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  Speaker 1: It is there because the word bounce is great because
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  Speaker 1: you've got too strong constance and you've got a big strong,
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  Speaker 1: too strong defining vowels in the middle of.
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  Speaker 2: The old U.
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  Speaker 1: So they sit in the same family, they sit in
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  Speaker 1: the same pocket. That's it's exactly where like you could
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  Speaker 1: you could easily be from another you know, another part
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  Speaker 1: of the county would say, you know, there could be
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  Speaker 1: a if Cork was divided into five counties, five divisions,
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  Speaker 1: there could be a sixth one and it could be
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  Speaker 1: the Caribbean accent.
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  Speaker 2: To get me, is the Caribbean accent there, tom? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: So why do Caribbean Island islanders Jamaica Caribbean, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know very other rest in the area. Why do people
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  Speaker 2: from the Caribbean region sound Irish? Do you know? I
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  Speaker 2: do know.
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  Speaker 1: I know this very well because again, intrigued by accents,
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  Speaker 1: I would have and a lot of people would know
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  Speaker 1: by these the state. But the you know, the Irish
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  Speaker 1: of the Black Irish and Monsterrats documentary was made years ago.
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  Speaker 1: But it's, of course it's a bit of a harsh
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  Speaker 1: reasoning because those folk didn't originally have an Irish accent
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  Speaker 1: or any English accent at all once upon a time.
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  Speaker 1: But the same linking of our fates the when England
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  Speaker 1: captured I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, it just keeps coming around again, doesn't it fun.
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  Speaker 1: When England captured the Caribbean from the Spanish in sixteen fifties,
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  Speaker 1: sixteen fifty five, Cromwell of course was of the notion
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  Speaker 1: and he was tasked with the behave We're going to
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  Speaker 1: have to populate this place. It's not half populated enough
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  Speaker 1: and it's perfect for grown sugar. So of course they
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  Speaker 1: had themselves a bunch of straight up slaves, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: do the East India Company were handy at that trick,
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  Speaker 1: you know, problem whatsoever, And they had this Irish problem
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  Speaker 1: that was continued which always kind of sat as without
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  Speaker 1: being slaves. They were fucking we were slaves, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: But it was never the title pud If I may
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  Speaker 2: borrow a phrase, Tom, to keep us out of trouble.
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  Speaker 2: They were prisoners with jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go and darent't in servitude, they called,
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  Speaker 1: So if you had committed a crime of any I
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  Speaker 1: mean you you know, I go to the queen looked
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  Speaker 1: left on a windy day, you know in May.
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  Speaker 2: Then you were fucked. They were finding me.
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  Speaker 1: There was hold on petty, those pence, Look the large
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  Speaker 1: you have you paid your pence tax fingers, Paddy, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so, onto the boat with you. So they
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  Speaker 1: trialed a bunch of men, A load of them died,
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  Speaker 1: like tens of This isn't the only place they threw
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  Speaker 1: Irish people. They threw Irish people into South America. They
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  Speaker 1: threw Irish people loads of places, like loads of places.
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  Speaker 1: They threw Irish people and the poor al divil should
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  Speaker 1: be a bond milky heads and us thrown us into
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  Speaker 1: these hot conditions in people, you know, into the your twenties,
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  Speaker 1: thirties and arties were just fucking giant from exposure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you had this, there was.
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  Speaker 1: No notion that you could would work off your crimes. You're
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  Speaker 1: never going to work. There was never a plan for
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  Speaker 1: you to work.
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  Speaker 2: Off your crimes.
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  Speaker 1: They were never There was always going to be something
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  Speaker 1: else found. So they lumbered in these people and they
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  Speaker 1: actually started to find do you know what if we
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  Speaker 1: catch them out anywhere under the age of fourteen ten
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  Speaker 1: to fourteen, ideal they're of working age and they'll be
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  Speaker 1: young enough to be able to build up resistance to
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  Speaker 1: the conditions.
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  Speaker 2: So they they didn't allow them.
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  Speaker 1: While they'd throw whole families over on the boat, they
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  Speaker 1: would spread them out, they'd spread them out to fuck
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  Speaker 1: all around the island. So they they didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: inform in any factions. But of course, if all you're
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  Speaker 1: done is been swung to all corners that you've got
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  Speaker 1: to make friends with who you're hanging with. So they're
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  Speaker 1: hanging with these African lads and they've been tasked the
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  Speaker 1: Irish were one of their rules was the task and
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  Speaker 1: would teaching them enough language to be able to understand orders.
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  Speaker 2: We can understand the masters the English, and we'll pass
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  Speaker 2: it on to you lads as best we can, as
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  Speaker 2: best we can. So you gotta love to Tom the
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  Speaker 2: probably some lad from the Midlands. From the midlands's ported
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  Speaker 2: over to Jamaica and the seventeen hundreds and he's partnered
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  Speaker 2: with like ten African lads, and they're all going like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, okay, kk, what's going on? And he just
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  Speaker 2: turns around and points at the English officer and points
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  Speaker 2: him and goes see him. Cond yeah, as the force
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  Speaker 2: ward he taught them teaching a vola forever ooh volume forever.
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  Speaker 1: So and they're in spurned where now it wasn't all.
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  Speaker 1: There was kind of a sugar boom at one time.
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  Speaker 1: And because Arden was in such a fucking dire state
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  Speaker 1: in the eighteen hundreds.
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  Speaker 2: People actually did.
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  Speaker 1: They kind of put their hand up as families were like,
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  Speaker 1: well we've not We're either that we stay here in
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  Speaker 1: the rain and eat grass because you've taken o our vegetables.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, do you know what, we'd love to go start
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  Speaker 2: over to Jamaica Exactly, it's a new life for us guys,
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  Speaker 2: and let's just go with it. Well do you do
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  Speaker 2: all that? And then you give it about three or
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  Speaker 2: four hundred years in the slow cooker, come to find out,
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  Speaker 2: you get the fact that Jamaica people, when you listen
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  Speaker 2: to them at the right get them at the right time,
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  Speaker 2: and not this fucking cool run into Jamaica that you
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  Speaker 2: hear on the TV. The proper Jamaican accent actually sounds,
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  Speaker 2: as witnessed this week, very corky.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they I mean if they without even doing
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  Speaker 1: you know, twenty three and me or whatever it was called.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Straight up, one quarter of Jamaican citizens can claim Irish ancestry.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: So I mean that's that's that's a sum number to go.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: A quarter can go.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, listen, because when you're all in it together,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: there's no Now you're not looking up and down at
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: each other. You're kind of going, hey, you want to
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: go on a date?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you know over by that sugar plantation
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: over there. This wasn't the only thing we were teaching them,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: do you know, so I guess now, I mean there
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: was probably they probably had to learn a lot from
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: each other.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Given the Irish lads, they they got the nicknames the
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: red legs because they're poor out skin.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I can imagine like, you know, use you use use
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: lads there, now use it outside ers now milky milky skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah. And the Jamaican son Tom. I want to
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: tell you this is not the first time this has
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: come to the reckoning of the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: We could just never really find anything that we're talking
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: about on it. I said to you not so long ago,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: there was an old ad on TV for lucas Aid
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Sport when it came out first, and I happened to
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: cross at about six months ago again and start John
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Barnes he was then playing Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: was playing for England as well, and it was a
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: round about nineteen ninety thereabout. I'll throw it up on
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: the socials. John Barnes comes back into the dressing room
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: and he's puffing and pattern and he's saying like in
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: situations like this Waters Grant, but like what you really
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: want is this new isotonic sports drink we'd never heard
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: event and the like gets to your tourst fast. And
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: as I listened back to it, the way John Barnes talked,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: he hit the tea and torst yeah, the way that
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: a culture in Ireland was yeah, yeah yeah, And I
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: just put a wee look at it. Now does he
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: have any Irish an them more or is he like
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: you know, but no, he's from Jamaica or he's born
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: in raised in England from a Jamaican family. And I'm like,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: all right, okay, dead end there, but no come to
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: find out that they would have brought over a wee
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: bit of an Irish accent with them and he would
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: have got it from them, just been reared by his
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: parents at home in England or whatever like that. And
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: that's why John Barnes drinks Lucas itid sport gets your
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: thirst fast. He sounds like Barry Cogan when you listen
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: to it. You got to listen out because he's filtered
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: down a couple of generations. But it is there. I
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: promise you, if you, if you, if you, if you
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: listen to pretty much any any anybody from Jamaica, you're
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: gonna you're gonna pick it up. And again, not this
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: fucking spaghetti sauce acon.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, go find go find interviews with Bob Marley,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: like real insightful interview interviewers to the really interesting indviews,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: because it's such a smart man. But you'll hear like
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I've grown accost him to it, because I've listened to
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: him a good few times like and you'll hear it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: It's because he has to.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: He almost has to slow it down to the American interviewers,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: and it's more Irish he gets then because they have
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: uh pad I think it's padway. I think Patwa is
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: what they.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I need to educate myself on that time. But I
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: believe that's just another way. I think that's just a
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: simple way of saying a way going on.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: It is but it's there. So there's there's English and
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: then there's Patwa. So Patwa would be who would do?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: But would you believe it? This is the funny thing.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: And I used to do bits about this when I
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: live down there. Cork, like no other county I've come across,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: just have a whole phrases and words that don't exist
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: in English. Yeah, or the phrases make no fucking sense whatsoever,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: But they only do if you've been living in Cork
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: for a while and you've known where to slip them in,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: you know, the kind of way like that's very hard
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: to describe to another person from a different country.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: What crack is?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Really get truly where So it's the.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Same thing like you know, like you can you could
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: describe you know, something as amazing, you know, something brilliant
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: or something just class like a birthday cake come out
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: in just pure Bedett, just pure bedaz. Bedeesa is a
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: is a word and it's not bedazzled. It's much older
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: than that. Bedeza and I remember going like pat Patrick
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Street is referred to as Paene, so you get you
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: can see how it happens, like they're low but much
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: like the Jamaicans and the Irish at the time, they
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: were hitting out like like black people who would not
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: have originated there, like these were African slaves that were
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: in the West Indies, Like it's the West Indies. People
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: of that general area wouldn't look like either Irish people
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: or Jamaicans, do you.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Get, I guess kind of Native American look were playing
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: my ignorance and fall here, it would have looked like.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: What I suppose they would have looked for all the
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: world people have that West Indies, Jerry, if you think
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: of it as Indian, so you're that's what you're looking at.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: You're looking at people who would typically have had an
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Indian influence, like in the area, So that's who would
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: have That's what I guess the weather conditions over millennia
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: would have made you look like, because that's what that's
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: why we look like how we all look and so
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: neither one of us technically would had any business been
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: there if it wasn't for the Crown back in the
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: day going fill it up with petties and and loads
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: of Africans. Bloody, bloody fantastic. They probably didn't expect such
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: great music to come out of there, such guest characters,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: and such a class accent.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Because the way things.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I love things, because they just much like so many
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: parts of Ireland, like I had to learn how to
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: use thh in my teens when I you know, when
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: you're speaking to people from other places, you're like Christ said,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: this doesn't feel right at all because you want to
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: say one two tree. Because the NFL here at the minute,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I won't correct them at all, but everything is disting
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: and debting, and I'm letting him off because it's like, well,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: it's your heritage, son, and if you ever have to
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: go to Jamaica, you'll fit in no mother. But there
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: are towns in Jamaica that I love that they put
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: their own kind of So there is a Belfast, there's
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: gild there, and there's an Aton Roy of course there is,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: of course there's an Irish town. As you'd imagine, there's
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: a Clan Mel, would you know, don't you know? But
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I love Clonmel Jamaica, Clan mel Jamaica. Yeah, but there's
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: a Sligoville. I love how they've made it their own
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: kind of Simpsons version of Sligo Sligoville, Schlegoego Slego. Man.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Well, come here, listen up, Tom. There are several other
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: places around the world where the Irish have landed, and
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: there are early accurate Irish accents coming out of Canadians
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and Australians and every park. I'm gonna get a couple
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: of videos of them and put them up on the
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: socials for people to listen to. We could talk about
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: them here, but the night's getting on and really be
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: just talking about the same thing over and over again.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: But I am going to throw them up in the
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: socials and indeed a few more examples of our Jamaican
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: friends there a Yeah, what can I tell you? United
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: in our love for hating the Brits.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: It's do you know what it is? Though, in all
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: fairness like it was tasked with the problem, the problem,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: the Irish problem, as we were at the time, was
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: tested by one notorious Oliver Cromwell, who you know, and
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I do love how they named the part of Watch
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: mcclor and it's only from a person point of view,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: but the name one part of Jamaica Clan mel because
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: that was.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: The one town he couldn't conquer. Nice. It was like
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: when they saw that they were melting down their silver
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: and using it as bullets.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Come day five, it was like, there's no beating these guns.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: They're down the farks and knife lads get out out,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: We get out here.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, Tom, that's them lads. And we couldn't need
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: talk about them all night. We'll catch up with you
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: guys on the socials about them lads coming up. But
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: enough about them lads, then we got it. Actually, we're
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: gonna have travel just ever so slightly west from Jamaica.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: If my if my internal compasses is working right west
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: up a wee bit anyway, you know what we're gonna visit,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: come up to Yeah, come up the way a wee
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: bit and visit somebody. Aaron's slot of his own in
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show every week where we stopped
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: talking about this lad or that or the other lad,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: and we have to put a bit of reverence it
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: and say then there's this lad, now there's that guy.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: More criminals, Tom.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm gonna I'm leaving this one
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: because I get excited when Jerry has one for me,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: like and I don't fully know about it, like who
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: it is, because we'd considered, actually and like Jerry made
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: a a very good point where we're considered making Thomas
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Gould this latter. But you know what, it allowed us
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: to open the doors and see where that accent came from.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm glad you went for this one because I'd say,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: out of nearly one hundred episodes of this we we
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: could have.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Done every week with it with a fella originating from
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: this place, honestly, Yeah, a Florida man ladies. And Jeffrey,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: when we first envisioned this lad segment of the show,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: myself and Tom o'many, we said, you know what, yeah,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: it's kind of it's you know, let's just let's not
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: make it just a Florida man segment because one hundred
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: places are doing Florida Man segments. Let's try and make
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: this a little bit better than Florida Man. So I
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: think now we're in the mid nineties, in the clear episode,
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: the clear of this run, we finally got a Florida man. Yeah,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: genuine Abonyida Florida Man who cropped up in the news
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: this week for crime. Okay, fair enough, you know sign
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: of the time is what kind of Italia? But Keith Wallace,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: who is thirty nine from Palm Beach, Florida, A he
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: he taken my fancy tom his time is taught, went
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: into do you see? And that's the thing.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: You don't often get associated with Florida Man because the
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: amount of times you read Florida Man, Florida Man bites
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: off his own dick and spits it.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: That Florida man stupid, Yeah, stupid idiot does focus stupid things.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: This guy, Florida Man.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: If anybody hasn't listened to last week, if you got
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: into this one, Florida Man was pretty much the nexus
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: of the daily sport headlines. Yeah, you know, Florida man
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: sticks one hundred and four wats it's up his home
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: JAPSI and blew his bell end up.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: So mister w was let's hear it. He's no, he's
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: no crime kingpin here. But he went about a crime
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: in a very particular way and he managed to steal
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: forty thousand dollars worth of money. He was to the good.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: He was to the profit of forty thousand dollars by
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: a scam that he was running in his local target
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: and indeed targets up and down the Florida area a
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: using Pokemon cards and taco season what no, all right,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: this is this is this is this is this grand
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: like this is how the little rascals rub shit. Okay, okay,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: you know, if somebody holds up a target two pistols
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: fucking doug day afternoon Attica style, robs the tail of
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: forty grand and runs out, You're probably not going to
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: make it into this.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Lad.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: If you do this shit, you probably are. Keith Wallace
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: thirty nine used an element that may actually somebody make
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: it into We remember when he used the self service
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: checkouts of all his local target as his means of theft.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: And I have noticed this before, Tom. I've just never
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: done it. Okay, I've just never done it. But I
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: have to tell you the thought has occurred to.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Me the self service on pretty much yetross every time
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I'm at one, every.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Time, never had the you know, never had the wear
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: with all the balls or like I'm a law Biden
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: sellers and what can I tell you, I'm not a criminal.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Other people not so much. Here's the thing with the
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: self service checkout. Okay, when you scan your item, it
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: says put it in the in the bagging area and
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: it will not let you move on from that until
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: you put it in the bagging area. Correct. Correct, okay, correct.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: But it doesn't monitor scan, It doesn't do it visually.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: AI doesn't assess what you've put in the baging area.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: It does it by weight, just the scale, just the scale.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: The computer knows what a liter of milk that you've
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: just scanned ways, so it is expecting that to sit
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: on the scale in the bag in area. Simple. Correct.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: And I always it always occurred to me that if
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I was to scan something that was, you know, of
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: equal weight but greater value, I could scan the cheap
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: thing and put the deer thing on the.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Scale with me, much like Indiana Jones when he took
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the idol and sandy bag exactly.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: So, for example, I could And this wouldn't work because
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: you would need permission, you know. But if you were
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: to take up two bottles of alcohol, two bottles of whiskey,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: a bottle of Gemason that was thirty euroo and a
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: bottle of you know, the homebread was, Yeah, twenty quid,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: scan the twenty quid bottle of powers and put the
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: gemison down and pay twenty quid for a walk out.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: You follow me so far, I'm like you. So that
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: is basically what mister Wallace was doing, right. He would
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: go to his local target. And you know his local
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: target was local target. You know, it was his target.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: It was a target. That's the pun I'm trying. It's
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: been a fucking day, buddy.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: That was.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: He would gather from the shelves packets of taco seasoning.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: So do you know, like the like like the like
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: the Nor mixes for the shite, the powder for exactly
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: he for heat a mix. Yeah, okay, so like like
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: the like the like the packets of Nor white sauce
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: and Parsley sauce. But he'd also grab packets now to say,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: trading cards, okay, packets of trading cards from the from
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: the kids section. And I am putting in the word
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Pokemon there because I know this is americt. I know
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: for a fact that these aren't a match Max cards,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: but they can be baseball cards to they might be
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: baseball cards. But I know one thing, if I know
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: one thing, is that grown ass men and women still
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: collect Pokemon cards, and it's a it's a whole fucking
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: things and we've gotten to be a massive thing.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: As we record here on Monday. I was talking with
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: a chap this morning who had been to the convention
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: center in Dublin for exactly that, a convention about these things.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: He goes, his son was into it. His son had
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: like a two hundred and fifty yuro card if some
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: soccer player that he was willing to trade, and he
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: just wanted to see it.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: He goes, I've never seen lunatics like this.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Grown people were able to buy packs at this thing,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: and they were just sitting on the ground with like
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: ten packs, just ripping them open, the fox ripping over
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: and just throwing them open.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you why I think it's Pokemon cards is
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: in a separate piece of news that never really made
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show. Shops in America had to
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: ban people from bringing in weighing scales to the shop
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: because what people were doing was that we'll be putting
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: down the little digital scale on the on the till,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: and there will be way in each pack of Pokemon
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: cards because there are special by This goes to show
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: all the fuck I know about Pokemon cards especial ones
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: that are shiny ones and shit like this that way,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: but a degree of a grammar more than the rest
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: of them. And you can tell if every pack of
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Pokemon cards wehs eighty grams and one weighs eighty point
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: oh three, that's got a special card. Get me so far?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Fuck me man, all right, the thoughts of putting time
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: and effort into that. Like I'm telling you, so, what
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: you need for mister Waller scam is you need something
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: that weighs the same as a pack of Pokemon cards
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: but costs way way less. So what he was doing
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: was going up gathering one hundred packs of Pokemon cards,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: a couple of packs of tackle seasoning theo Levasso, and
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: he was beeping the El Paso and throwing the Pokemon
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: cards on the on the scale beep beep, donk, beep donk.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: So he would pay say that, say the tackle season
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: was like twenty cent a pack and the Pokemon cards
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: were five dollars or whatever. He would in one beat
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: beep just walk out the front door, having paid about
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: eleven euro for six hundred euros worth of stuff. Geez
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: us and he did this time and time again, ladies
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: and gentlemen. He robbed target blind investigators believe but cannot
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: nail it down that he did this at least seventy
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: five times. He would scan the ninety nine cent Taco
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: season and packets and just walk out of there with
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: with ten dollars pack of Pokemon cards. Okay, but that's like,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: you know, okay, so you're gonna say, well, you know,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: it's not currency, like, what's he doing? Where's the money
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: coming from? It is guaranty, buddy, It is guardancy when
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: you go ahead and sell that shit on eBay. If
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: you got a ten dollars pack of Pokemon cards that
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: you robbed for seven fifty, everybody's gonna buy them because
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: they're two fifty cheaper than they are a target and
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: you're seven to fifty up simple mats, buddy, fuck like,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, they they devert Like.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: There's no point in me trying to wrap my head
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: around wanting to buy Pokemon cards.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: There's no point relevant. That's irrelevant. I would rather collect
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: the Taco season, do you know.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Like not that there's do you know, do gooders here
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: or whatever, but it's the our ones and like that
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: in Duns yesterday, and I just this one thing just
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: wouldn't skin and I was about to straighten it out.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: But have you ever had a flash of temper com
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: ovia with somebody who was so patronizingly over the top,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: like they like they were speaking to you like something
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: has has happened to you, you know that kind of way.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Like, And I was literally.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Straightening out the barcode for this woman, like I know
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: how barcode machines work, been here before, like lasers were
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: a thing, and I'm there just the noodles were a
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: bit in the cribbal crunchry side. And the big, old,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: overbearing woman with a mole and hair growing out of
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: it like something out of Uncle Buck, and she's.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Just breathing into my so you straighten it out.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: She's the list of a grown woman, the lazy and
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: she's and I've gone, lady, be careful or I'll just
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: walk out without fucking paying it. It's all I want
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: to say to her. And you know what, that's that's
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: her job.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I get it, I know.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, she thought I was just as dim as she was,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: no worse. She thought I was dimmer than she was.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: But either way what I've ever noticed in these these
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: self service eyes, there's always somebody who's patrolling.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? This is the thing,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: this is the thing. I guess one thing I noticed
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: in America.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Unless people are getting fucking paid top dollars there, they're
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: not even give a fuck if you walk out with
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: half the shop. They don't care because they don't know
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: if you've got a gun on you. And they're just like,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not being paid to think around the box here.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just being paid to sweep the floor. If people
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: have a problem, I'll come to them. You are not
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: paying me to be security on this scenario, so.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not diving in front of a bullet
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: for Pokemon cards.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Well, even I've seen it, and Jim Elliott, our mutual friend,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: has explained to me. He he said, no, Tomic, like,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you don't understand. When you work for a big corporation
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: in America, they want to do. They give you a
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: list of five things that you need to do, and
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: you will not because there's a possibly wity you'll get
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: in trouble for going above and beyond. Because I was
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: trying to explain how bad it was to get a
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: cup of tea out of this woman in Christmas Green Monday,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: like I I just she stared through me like I
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: was worse than shot on her shoe, and Jim to
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: explain it to me, because like that Tom, he's probably
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: on her third shift making shite money. And the last
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: thing she's going to do is stretch herself to help
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: you in any shape, because it's not it's not rewarded,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: and it's in no way condoned. If you just do
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the bare fucking minimum, that's all we're paying you to do.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: And outside of that, there's enough of a population to
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: make money on this situation, like you know what I mean.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: So I can see how it would happen in targets.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: I've I've been in targets and our CVS is as.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Well too, And you're looking around, going, any funk are
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: going to help me with it?
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, I'll tell you one thing that a man
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: long runs the fox, Tom, how about that long runs
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: the fox? But he go how long was he? How
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: long was he doing? Did he nail to do? Seventy five?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Couple of ye he did? This is the thing. It
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: gets a little bit lucy goosey they believe he did
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: up to seventy five, but they don't really have video
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: of them doing it seventy five times. I guess they
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: kind of are extrapolating how many Pokemon cards he had
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: for fucking sale on eBay and what he was doing
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: on your average, there's how many times you could do it,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: seemingly like there's a limit you can on these can
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: of hundred items or whatever. You know, they did the
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: sums and they make it that they have about seventy
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: five counts of this with a loss of over ten
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars for Target. But my man was reselling everything
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: for forty grand there thereabout, so you know, yeah, do
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: And as another thing too, if you saw somebody just
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: bloop bloop bloop like they do the coupon, it seious
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: something serious in America, So you wouldn't even be bothered
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: if somebody was just going blue bloop, you know, it
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be out of the order.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Here you get the odd thing on your app and
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: you feel.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Like a good little boy because Tesco shaved off save
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: seven sixty.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Off your three hundred euro bill for the pack of
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: biscuits you went in for and they gave it he
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: as a voucher for the next time and a little
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: pat on the head for yourself. Whereas they clip coupons
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: out of magazines and they'll just blip the whole day along.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: He is taking a little bit. He's kind of taken
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: the piss with the ten items or less element of it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: But that's the least of his crimes. My man here
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Robin all day, every day selling. He made a dent
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: in Target's bottom line of ten grand. Target made four
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: billion dollars last year. Okay, so that's a reminder, folks,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: if you see someone stealing from Target, they didn't.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: They spent more money on a Monday morning on blue
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: roll just cleaning bodily fluids off their floors.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: That's I brought.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I promise you ten grand wouldn't buy the fucking erasers
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: on top of the pencils in the office of Target.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: The well, I gotta tell you, I mean this lad,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: you know, congratulations, you got to be this lad of
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: the year. That might be the only thing that you're
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: happy about, because then rob was just that. It was
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: a plan to rob and there for you don't fall
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: under petty theft, no, mister Wallace does not fall on
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: the petty tft. I walk in and rob a hand
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: for the Pokemon cards. That's petty theft. They're gonna give
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: me a slap on the rest of the fine. Yeah.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: That he had a plan and was doing it over
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: the premeditated of course. Yeah, organized retail teft, retail theft. Yeah,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: and what does a carry he is looking tom at
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: a stretch of ninety years in jail?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: You how can you wear that one around the fucking
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: yard with the boys who've done like, who've you know,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: shanked somebody in the neck, you know walking out of court,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: or they kidnapped the banker, yeah, or you know they
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: rubbed a bunch of cars.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: And this guy is like, yes, I was on this
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: and even I.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Was running a long drift with Pokemon cards, Pokemon cards
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and tackle tackle powder.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you must have done a few mill did you?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Where have you got it buried? I did forty grand?
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I bought it for MONDAYO. Yeah, and the opportunity to
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: make forty grand should all sales have gone through, which
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: they did not at my time of capture. Yeah, my invoices.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't get to recount a lot every cup, so
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: they could be sitting there. You wouldn't know, lads, you
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know where where that money is. Shut the fuck
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: up and clean my shoes. Yeah, but ninety ninety but
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: you know down there, Yeah, when you're not put anything
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: they can do to get a fellow because he will
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: work free labor. That's something that don't they don't speak
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: about and jailor like we're locking up all the crown. Yeah,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: but you're making something like fifty percent of white goods
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: are made by the prisoners, never mind just the number
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: of plates lets. That's that's the thing I think along
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: in the past, military equipment and yeahs you've got a
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: lot of big fucking order coming in. They make a
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: lot of helmets, body armor these lands, and they work
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: for about six cents a week. And yeah, if you
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: can knock ninety years out of a fella working for
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: that kind of money, well, much like the lad's been
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: sent off into you know, Jamaica.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Back in the day, it's the Deservator, my friend, you're there,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: this is the Endangured Servitude Show. Ladies and gentmen, there's
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: mister Wallace. The cops came down hard on him. There
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: was a big press relief about how organized retail theft
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: harms businesses and anybody. I wonder, anybody that perpetrates it
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: in the state of Florida is going to be cracked down.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: And they did all that, Tom, all of that. I'm
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: not one of them taught to say, See these criminals
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: got to catch them all. I know. I was just
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: thinking it, no fucking thought put into it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: But you think that it came down so heavy on
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: him because Pokemon is such. Whoever owns Pokemon, you know,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: whether it's Vodacoma or one.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Of these, you know, Jackson, Nintendo is it? Nintendo owns it?
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: And in that case, do you think Nintendo are.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: So powerful that they wanted to squash this fucker and
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: squash anybody's notions of robbing them because that does open
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: the you know, it opens the door to people robbing
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: their cards.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Like if it was.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: If all he was robin was Angel's delight, shall we say?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Do you know if he was robbing something else handy
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: only a handy all fire lighters, you reckon?
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Like you know it's a Mario of ye who's this guy?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Has been a robin for me?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: From Mario.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Mario smuck, get the fuck out of here.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Do you quick, but just you probably already know this.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: When Mario says it's a me a Mario, do you
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: know what that means?
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: No, cool, it's it's not it's not it's me Mario. No,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: he's not. It's it's it's me. Super eats me Mario. Yeah,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: super Mario. I'm gonna too. Yeah, sure it is tom.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Uh what this was on the on the show about
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: the about Mario and the Game Boy. Really yeah, it
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: was a documentary Mario. Yeah, it's now.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I did I check it up, But it was on
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: the documentary about because somebody it was something talking head
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: was going, you think he's saying, and this guy was
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: in the design process of working for a Nintendo.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: It was like, I know you all think he goes No,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: it wasn't because we had it. They had to.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: They had to keep him sweet. They weren't going to
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: keep the Japanese that sweet. But like by going okay,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: we they would put drop in these dreggs of Japanese
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: stuff all the time, like.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Well maybe that might that might solve another one. In
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Mario sixty four when he throws bowser away, he always
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: said so long bowser, but he says it in the
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Mario accent, and it always sounds like, so long gay bowser,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: so long gay bowls. Give him to say so long
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: gay bowser? Like what wanting to tell me? That's something
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: as well. Anyway, we're going to cycle back round to that,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: because yes, we played a lot of Mario back in
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: the day. Folks. Ah boy, this is a fucking cheesy segue,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: but we go for it. We played a lot of
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Mario back in the day when we were young men,
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: which were not anymore. See the way look at that
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: switching it off, fuddy h No, Me and Tom world
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: as fuck mid forties. Look at this over here. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: seen a lot of shit come and a lot of
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: shit go in our time on this planet, and we
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: like to look back on it all in the last
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: segment of every episode, which we call we remember when
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: when I was a young lad twenty or thirty or
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: forty years ago. You know what it is, Tom, But
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: there comes a time when you realize that you're the
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: man of the house. You're the Alfla, you're the al Falla.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're it's not even man at the house. Like
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: even when you know, if if, if you know, when
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: your kids grow up, it's not a father or the
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: man at that you are the alpha, yes, exactly.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: You have no choice.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Now you have to.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: You just have to assume the role. And you can
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: fight it all you want and go, hey, I'm still
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: cool a ware hoodies do you know?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Like and all you want, but you you got to
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: lean into it. You gotta lean you see, there's somebody
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: looking at you expecting you to be the alpha.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: The al Falla. I mean, here's the thing, folks, we
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: remember when we remember a time we weren't the Alfallas
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: in the house. We've had a couple of bits and
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: pieces about the house over the last couple of weeks,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: and I really shown a spotlight on the fact that no,
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: you're you're it. Yeah, you're you're it, You're you weren't it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: And there were times back down through the years where
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: event went wrong in the house. If you need an
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: venting for the house, your dad would take care of that.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: And then yes, you know, you moved out of the house,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: or if your dad wasn't around, your man would take
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: care of it. Somebody else would take care of us.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Then you moved out and you spent ten or fifteen
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: years renting at and ever renting and all this kind
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: of crack. An event went run wrong in the house.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: The boiler broke in like that, you wrang the landlord
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: and he fixed it. Yeah, but myself and Tom, like
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I said, this is not everybody's situation, but this is
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry show. What do you want me
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: to say? Myself and Tom rr grown men. We've got families,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: we live in houses, we own and should shit go
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: wrong in those houses, who you're gonna call? Tom?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You can't be called anybody because you're the man. Well,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: there's a handful of reasons for that, and you can argue.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I'm a firm believer in ringing the man. If it's
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: a thing that you can't get your you know you're
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: cap But there's try and get your hands on any
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: trade these days, that's one thing to you know, So
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: it's as well.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I often look.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I always thought it was like where did the owlfull
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: learn all these things? And all he had was I know,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: he'd have ten fifteen percent of what's needed to get
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: get it over the fucking life. That's you know what
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I mean. If you wanted thing done immaculately, you bring
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: in a trade. If you can get your hands on.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: But if you can just about get it over the line,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: because we both remember and everybody, man, woman and beach
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: listen to this knows the one phrase two phrases, which
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: to fucking hold that light straight.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: And the other phrase the other phrase. And I heard
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: it in server versions. Come out of my light and
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: let me have a look at it. Come out and
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: let the dog see the rabbit. That was one I
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: heard a lot of times.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: And you get not an abrasive elbow, but you get
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: a very definite come out to fuck elbow.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: You you would be guided into the place you were
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: needed to be the help.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come out, and that was that was your role
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: as a child, and you had no choice. You had
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: a role in in the the man at the house
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: kind of roll to where you just had to either
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: hold the light you to go upstairs and shout down
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: if the thing was turned off, or you'd to go
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: outside into the yard to see if the smoke had
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: was coming out of this. You had the role for
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: shouting back into things. And then you you would have
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: to be able to learn to decipher the sound of.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Sounds good, sounds bad. More, do less and you've.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: Got what you say, I said, did you see it yet,
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: you know we you I can tell me your face
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: there you heard that on several several times, several times
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: round that is here, and for fox sake, and you're like, dude,
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: your head is down the toilet, and I'm outside the building.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sixty yards away. Yeah, I'm down the back of
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: the house to see if the water flowing down.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: And for some reason, you've got a face tester out
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: to stick with outside your mouth. What the fuck am
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I supposed to do with this? But you can't say,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I think because and he's in full tilt, and.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: And and and come to find out, then, folks, you
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: let you let thirty five to forty five years click
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: by on the clock. And now you are the man
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: of the house, old lady the house. You're the You're
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: the You're the You're the You're the person that has
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: to get done. What she goes saide was all eyes
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: in the house. Turn around and look directly at you.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Even if you are the only person in the house
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: with neither chicken or child. Shit goes down. This is
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: your house. You have to fix it. The Tom and
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Jerry Show is nothing if not a solutions orientated show.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: We're here Now, we're not going to go through every
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: nutting bolt, but we're going to give you a couple
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: of pointers as to how you can successfully be the
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: person you need to be when she gos Side was
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: in your house. And we're not talking about spiritually here, folks, Okay,
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: like we're talking about small fixes around the house. Oh,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: you're not going to go around with sage and just no, okay.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: And this isn't like you know, if you if you
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: if you get to forty five and you feel like
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: you really shouldn't be where you want to be in life,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: and we can't really help you with that. But if
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: there's the doors and we got you, buddy, we got you.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: What's burned on all this, folks, was that we had
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: a minor but not inconsequential leak to deal with in
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: the house. And you know, all of a sudden, you
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: put your feet down in your what you expected to
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: be dry, Tom was wet.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your your your fluffy teddy bear slippers are filling
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: up or just soaking up all that good, good juice
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: that's flown around the floor.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we reacted fast. I meaning to say I reacted fast.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Would have liked to have been a little bit faster. Okay,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: would have liked to have been a little bit faster
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: as to how to fix that, but I'm not at home.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: This is not my parents' house. This was me, Tom, Like,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: you know, I gotta I gotta do it. And listen.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna ring a plumber and say, well, there's
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: actually actually water falling on the ground right now. We
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: gotta fucking know. You gotta know what to do. And
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: it's a very simple thing, folks. Okay, so this is
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: step one. This is this is fixed number one. There's
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: a leak in your house and you have to fix it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: You got to step up and put your daddy shoes on.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: You got to get that job done, Tom. First thing
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: you want to do will leak in the house, Turn
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: off the water. Turn off the water. There's no more
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: water coming into the house. You know, we can't do
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: it about the water that's on the ground right this second.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: But what we can do is we can stop any
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: more water from China.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: But that goes for every incident that's happening in the house. Chair,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: you need to stem the fucking continuation of the thing,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: deal with the consequences, but nip the fucking actual happening.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: So if you don't know where any of the water
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: should have valves are around your house, go find them now.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: To take this as a perfect opportunity to look for
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: them right now, to be because don't be like me.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I wasted ten to fifteen minutes just hold on and
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: trying to get it. I just couldn't quite get it.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: There are a couple of shut off valves in your house.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: There's one almost certainly underneath your sink. Now here's an idea.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Right when I say sink, I mean the kitchen sink.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: If you look underneath that, round the back there's probably
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: like a pull out drawer of dishcloths and whatnot. But
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: round the back of that there is a tap that
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: you turn to turn it off, which don't want to
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: find out. Is what I found out when I when
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: I went to it, is that the fucking thing won't
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: turn because it hasn't been turned since the house was built,
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: and it's probably seized. That's what that I lost precious
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: time on that. What you want to do if that's
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: the case, is go to stop cock number two, which
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: is outside. Yeah, wonderful thing happened in this country a
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: couple of years ago, Tom they decided to put water
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: meters on everybody with the intention to charge us. Yeah,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: so they put evalve outside every single house in this
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: country and then we damn near rioted and there were
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: two afraid charges for it. But the meters are still there.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I have a funny feeling it'll come background again in
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: a couple of years time. Now there's at least now
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: you know that the freshest little man hole outside your house,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: the one that showed up there about six eight years ago,
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: that has a stop cock in it. You pop it open,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: you put your hand in, you give it one turn,
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: and no more water is traveling into your house.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Now as well as that
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: run the tap. Leave the tap run. If it's not
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: from there, it's because at least it will blow out
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: what's left in the line, so it doesn't blow all
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: over your floor from through the leak to get me.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: So it's as well to try and get what you
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: can out of the pipe. Now, once you've stopped the water,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: as Jerry said, time to find said leak. Now here's
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: the thing, Jerry, you are talking about mains water right there, right,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: So that's the main coming in.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Correct, If you've had, or if you've had.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Somebody's driven a nail through or for whatever reason I
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: can't imagine, but there's any amount you could have driven
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: a nail or screwed through a floorboard and hit your
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: hot water pipes that feed your rats. There's also stop
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: there's a stop cock by the hot press, typically the
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: hot press by your water tank. That will shut that
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: ship down too. Now you can go ahead quickly bleed
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the red and that should drain the system all right
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: as well. These are just things we're telling you to
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: do now to make yourself. Go find a YouTube video. Yes,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: just go find a fucking YouTube video and locate all
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: those valves around the house.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: You know you do it once in your life, and
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: that's it.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: What did you do?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Just said one time? Take fifteen minutes to do it?
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Were you able to unseize your tap? Since underneath the
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: saying I got it? You see, here's the thing. We're
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: not gonna tell you guys right now, how to fix
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: any of these problems, because that's probably one that you
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: can call a plumber for. I'm just saying that if
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: it's ten o'clock at night and there's water pissing out
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: of everywhere, and you gotta buy yourself till morning. This
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: is the job to do another one as well, Tom,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: is that remember that the water that comes into your house,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: that comes to your kitchen sink, is water that flows
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: around the country. But the water that comes to your
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: toilet cistern and to your bath, for example, is fed
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: from a ten times out of ten in a domestic situation,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: from a tank in the attic. So if you turn
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: off the water outside and you're like Tom and Jerry
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Bastard's light to me, there's still water dripping out of
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: the arsh cistern, it's because it hasn't emptied from the
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: tank in the attic yet. Your best course of action
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: there is to run the bath tap, run the cold
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: tap in the in the in the bathroom and let
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: them run dry, and you will have emptied the tank
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: up in the attic, and it's better running out into
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: your bath than it is running out onto your floor exactly.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, And that's primarily the thing. We don't
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: have that with a pressurized tank system, so it's absolutely
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: the same thing.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: No, but it's all right.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: We run the mains water runs to the to the cistern,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: so it's it's just and and and it's knowledge.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Tomas is twenty years old.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: So these are these are just mitigating jobs to be
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: able to get on. So in that so say you
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: say you find yourself tiny things have a flathead screw
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: drive to pop up in that little man hold that
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Jerry was talking about. You look, go look for it now.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: It's normally out on the public footpath. If you live
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: in the countryside. It's normally a metal cap in the
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: shape of a horseshoe. You'll see normally by your front gate.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Pop it up the one time, have it and fuck
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: me now. The new ones have a handle jar with.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: A little plastic candle. Yeah some I'm just saying.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: If you live in a very old house and they
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: didn't get you and put the new meter in for
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: whatever reason, it's a square bar looking up at you.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: You can put a vice scripts on it.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: But if you have the opportunity to go to the hardware,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: you can find the key that will fit down water,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: a water key that will fit down over that. You
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: want to turn it righty tidy, let's to shut the
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: little valve down on it. So that's just to give
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: your heads up. So a flathead screwdriver, have one in.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: The flat head screwdriver and a pair of ice scripts.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know it's but you know what if you
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: even if you find where it's pissing out of, if
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: it's if you find the pipe and it's wanted to
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: add like an alkatine pipe, like a soft plastic pipe.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Excuse me.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I actually I found out how to mute the muter
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: for a moment, like a sneeze mute. I almost sneezed
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: on myself there and blew your fucking ears clean off.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: You can actually if you find that the the the leak,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: you can actually use that same vice script, stare and
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: clamp the pipe ahead, do you know what I mean?
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Just to fucking buy you a few seconds. Let's just
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: to buy it till morning, because the plumber is not
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: going to race out. Your plumber is not doctors not
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: going to just jump the batma out the road here.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: If you have found one that will do that, I
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: can promise you may bee re mortgage in the fucking
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: house to pay him for when they do, you know
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: what I mean? So there's a good stuff that I
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: actually found recently too, and I think I think Gorilla
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: make one and like Tech seven, make one.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: It's a tape. You'll give sixteen quid first, Yes, just
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: keep it.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: In in the drawer.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I tell you now, it'll last for the length of
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: your life, for the amount of times you need it.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: It's super adhesive tape.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: And just give the sixteen or seventeen quid for Let's
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: put it in the drawer and you'll know that it's
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: there if.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: We'll throw a link up on the socials. So that's
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: what to do with water, folks. Now here's what you
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: do with gas. If you smell gas, out the fuck
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: of the house out. That's not one for daddy the mess.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that is walk away, open a couple
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: of windows and walk away and.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Gather the kids, gather the pets and get out and
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: wring the appropriate hotline. Yeah, yeah, no fangs, you know
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: what I mean. Just no open flame. Use your brain.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: That's the simple one. This is this is the kind
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: of thing that people have to be a little bit
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: smart about. Now, we're not going to put anybody in
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: any harms weight. We're also going to say when it
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: comes to electricity, you probably shouldn't fuck with that either.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: If it's a case that you've thrown a fuse. That's
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: pretty simple, and you should know where your fuse box is.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: That's normally comes as a result of plugging in something like, uh,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: you know, you bought a welder for the crack. You
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: don't really know how it works. You've plugged it in
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: somewhere outside the house. You just went this is great.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Somebody's hovern and somebody has the hair dryer going upstairs.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Too much electricity at one time, you'll you'll throw the switch. Yes,
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: know where your fuse board is that You'll rarely blow
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: fuses these days. Fusees where the old school ones we'd
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: have to screw. You'd have to screw them out, replace
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: fuse where the metal thing would go in the back.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: For the most just put a bit of tin file.
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: I work us.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: I worked for a hotel there who that's what he
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: used to put a ten cent coin in the back
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: of blowing uses. This was a hotel that had had
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: a fucking electrical fire about ten years previous. Even, isn't
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it as the young flow I was like it is
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: for like twenty five cents of whatever they were at
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Would you not just have a box of us? Would
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: you not just have a box of us. They rarely blow.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: These things unless you've done something to it or it's
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: just faulty. But for the most part, they'll trip. They'll trip,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: and you if it keeps on tripping, now you've got
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: a problem.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Now you got a problem.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: What's often happened there is some wiring is not wiring right,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: and something is is is irting it, something is not
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: And that's a very smart system if it If it
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: isn't clean electricity come through it and simple on a
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: clean flow, it's just got nope, nope, or that same
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: isolator itself might be fucking gone gemmy.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: But again, if it stays.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Up after you've plugged out the welder, you know, the dishwasher,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: all the things that have motors running in them.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, anything that seems like it's big and drinks a
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: lot of electricity. So no, like charging your phone is
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: probably not going to be doing it.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: No.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I would just say if I want to mention the
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: elder or something dawned on me there. You know, you
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: might be outdoors or whatever with it, and you might
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: have your extension cable. If you're running anything of any
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: sort that has any turning mechanism in it on coil
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: the full even though you've got I'd be fucking whind
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: this thing back up all day.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: I'll only take out.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: What I need.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, pull out the full fucking thing. And you go,
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: why why do we need to pull out the full thing?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Because what you've done if you don't pull out the
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: full thing and you're running something that's drawn a fair
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: bit of hefty power, is you've created yourself an electro
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: fucking magnet inside and it will overheat and the plastic coating.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: And a guy who only met there recently, he was
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: about seventy five percent the way through his house, had
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: left the halogen lights on. That halogen lights weren't the problem,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: but they were drawn big power, and he hadn't unplugged,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: or hadn't.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: On for unfurled the entire and burnt down said house.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Burnt it down that night, came back to it in
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: ash because they had an infernal and essentially it had
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: just created an electromagnet that goes round and round and
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: round and round the round and induction an induction. So
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: it's just just the heads up, that's just a safety thing.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Don't get fucking caught doing that. Just spend the extra
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: twenty seconds that it takes to wind the thing back.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: In, and they and and and I know where your
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: fuse board is, because sometimes it is as simple as
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: as flipping the switch back up. And you'll have one
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: or too many things, too many things plugged in your
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: house one night and flip a switch and you will
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: sit there in the dark for ten hours on an
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: electrician comes out and charges you one hundred and seventy
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: five yuros to flick a switch back up. Yeah, and
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: you did at the happiest day of his life. Yeah,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Just do you deserve it because you Yeah, you didn't, Yeah, exactly,
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: and and not for nothing as well. Make sure you
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: can open the fuse board. Some of them are a
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: little gammy. I gotta tell you. They've got like a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: door on them that requires like a little tit or
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: a key or a little two hickey to open it,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: which if you've moved into a house and you've never
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: opened it before, you'll be like, well, I don't know
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: where the fucking key of that thing is. Yeah, And
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: by fuse board, what.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Jerry's talking about too, isn't the external one that's outside
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: a meet don't touch that, that's none of your business. Yeah,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: that is for the electricity person to call around maybe
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: once or twice.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: A year, just to be on the side of your house.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: But it's not yours. No, it's not, and it can
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: it'll be about four for what I think.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: It can't be more than two meters back from the
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: front corner out or something like that, so that you
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: can't it can't be really inside the gate. You're not
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: supposed to have it inside the gate so that they
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: can access it.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Andy, it's with the fuse board inside the house, normally
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: inside the back door, normally the doors, but the side
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: of the shoe boxer thereabout.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so no where that is, do you know what
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I mean? You won't be buying isolators yourself to re
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: fit them or anything like that. That will be the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: electricians issue. If the thing just won't come back down,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: something's not right if it won't, if it won't stay up.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: You know, you can throw as much viagret the fucking
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: thing as you want as it in. Something's up, but
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: at least know where it is. That if you've put
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: on it the fucking the nutrient bullet and all the
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: other things that's been around the house and it pops. Yeah,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: you know where it is, I would say, right, so
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: we we we have guess we.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Have water, water and electricity.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: What would be the other thing, the other service that
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: could cause serious, serious stress.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll not get into cars, Tom, because we know
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: that for maybe maybe another another week. Your sworage jure.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you need to be well aware of what's
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: happening when it goes, when it leaves.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: You, and where does it go? Where does it go?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Because I'll give you more harmbler for a few things. Right,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: you're in an apartment, don't worry about it, that's not
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: your problem. You're in a terrorist house. Your bathrooms are
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: to the back of the house. It goes down and
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: if you look at your back foot path, you normally
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: have a little little one foot by one foot black
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: man hole.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: What you people not in the know would call a manhole. Yeah,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: we call an ag We call an aj coffer. Okay,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: you want to call it a manhold, you call it
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: a manhold.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Okah, it makes you feel better, But no man is
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: getting down in it.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: In the nobody's getting there. And six inches deep and
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: when you when you.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: When you pop it, so you will see the pipe
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: and that I was just talking about with jer now
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  Speaker 1: I event piping off hours. But you will often find
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  Speaker 1: that they'll be they'll double as one and the toilets
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  Speaker 1: will just tee into those.
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  Speaker 2: They'll just tee into.
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  Speaker 1: That straight pipe that's outside your house that you're going,
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  Speaker 1: why the fuck is there a giant, big fuck and
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  Speaker 1: pipe out the side of my house.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's taking all the shit out of your house.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. It'll run through and you have where that go,
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  Speaker 2: where that enters the ground.
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  Speaker 1: You should really have an access chamber, junction box right there,
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  Speaker 1: or a manhole, whatever you want to call it.
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  Speaker 2: Call it a manhold for ezy.
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  Speaker 1: So put on your marriag goals, go have a look
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  Speaker 1: at it as you're listening to this. When you get
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  Speaker 1: on your marriage that the.
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  Speaker 2: Same flat headed screwdriver'll do it for you and that
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  Speaker 2: will pop it up and just go.
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  Speaker 1: So you'll often have like a couple of couple of
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  Speaker 1: little you know, much like the turtles would have ran
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  Speaker 1: up much lighter, larger ones. You might have three or
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  Speaker 1: four little lanes come all heading into one. Now, if
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: you're in a terrorist house, that pipe is running directly
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  Speaker 1: under the floor of your house, probably passing through under
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  Speaker 1: the floor of your the your front door, out your driveway,
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  Speaker 1: and passing by the other little manhole that's under the
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  Speaker 1: man and meeting the big actual manholes that are out
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  Speaker 1: on the road and off into the main drain.
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  Speaker 2: After after after it leaves your property, and probably don't
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  Speaker 2: mess with it. Don't.
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  Speaker 1: But if you find one day, all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: there's white tissue paper and stuff bubbling up from underneath
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  Speaker 1: that manhole.
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  Speaker 2: And you're going, what in all fuck? I just had
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  Speaker 2: a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I just laid four g on my back lawn, and
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: now I got this ship. Fuck it literally, I've got
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  Speaker 1: this ship flown out of there, and now you've got
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  Speaker 1: a problem. Because you will have an eye. Promise you
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: will have another man hold on your driveway. You will
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  Speaker 1: have another one of those. You've got to go out
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  Speaker 1: and see what's in that. If that's not blocked, but
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: the one at the back is blocked, the problem is yours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. You gotta free it up. It's happening somewhere
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  Speaker 2: under your house. It's happening in somewhere on your house.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: If you pop open that Armstrong junction, the Aga junction,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: some people call it an inspection chamber because you look
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  Speaker 2: down and realize how fucked you are. Flush the toilet.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: If the water comes to the junction, problem is not
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: in the house or okay, if you're flushing the toilet
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  Speaker 2: and nothing's coming out, then the blockage is between the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: toilet and the junction. It's very very simple. If the
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  Speaker 2: junction has water there but it's not going anywhere else,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: well there's a blockage between here and here. You can
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: see how we can do this. You can see how
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  Speaker 2: you can just go, Okay, it's here, it's not here,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: it's not there. You pour a dish of water into
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: it sea does that flow out ten yards up the way? Okay, Well,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: the problem is clearly not here, somewhere else. But if
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: it is blocked and it's on your side, you got
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: to unblock it. And this is the last tool we're
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: gonna ask you find people to buy. You can a
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: set of sewer rods, which is ten rods that screw
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: together like pool cubes, and you'll get a couple of
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: little shovel heads and spades, and.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll get a swizzly stick on the top like
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: and I kind of a rubber monk that's just shy
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: of the way to that four inch pipe, like you
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. So I would start with the
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: swizzly stick. I would start with that, with the twigglya.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: It's like if somebody unfurled the curly.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Worldly and made it out of metal. That's essentially what
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: you have. And there's nothing pleasant about this. Ladies and
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: gentlemen and your goggles. You shoved the sewer rod up
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: into it as far as it will go, and you've
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: got ten of them on the meter apiece. If you've
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: got thirty feet of rod, thirty odd photogrons, pro would say,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: and you just basically shove it in it and you
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: poke around until you get to whatever is blocking it.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: A big water toilet rolled out. The children put down it,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: even though you told them.
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  Speaker 1: When you take one of those children and you'd send
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: them out to the front of the house, who open
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: the two doors so you can hear you he's looking
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: at the dag out the front, and you row at
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: that child and feel free to fucking scream your head off.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get all that so that they can dare
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: to tell you what's happening up that end of the situation.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear yet? And you're basically looking to shove
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: the blockage off your brother till it's someone else's fucking problem.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: There you go, terribly sorry. Don't be worrying about going
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: and buying caustic soda and all these Oh no no, no,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: no no no. Let me have a tuble caustic soda
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: around the house anywhere out in the shed. But you
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: want to buy a set of sewer rods. I have
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: one here, Tom, I'm sure you do as well. Might
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: lost be twenty five euros? Twenty five euros And I've
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: never had to use them. I just bought them. If
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: you think twenty five euros is dear for sewer.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: Rods, given a shout there, see what they'll say, Yeah,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: what they'll do if you're for twenty five where they
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: give you a whole house to call and ask me
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: for four hundred and fifty euros plus the vet.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and and and if twenty five euros. Look,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: we're not asking people to spend money, but twenty five
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: bucks buy it between you and your brother law, by
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: you and the in laws. You don't you know, if
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: you're living close proximity to a couple of people, you
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: probably don't all need to.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Set a zero rods I have the outlas one actually
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: out out in the garage right now, the outleds ones now.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Quick, just quick little bit of advice on that.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: If you are a bit panicking you want to get
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: this job done, quickly, take your fucking time, because what
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: you don't want to do, you don't want to not
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: screw those those polls. So they're all a meter long,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I would to screw on either end.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: You'll screw them together, by fuck.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: You better screw them together tight, because the last thing
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: you want to do is lose one up there in
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: any fashion.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Jar.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: If you're rooting up the pipe of anything or any person,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: you don't want to leave whatever you put up there
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: up there, because that's an A and E problem and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: that's going to cost you embarrassment and money.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you're rod sure, Make sure your rod is
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: always tight.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Make sure that's the well. Now, folks, we hope we've
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: given you a little bit of advice there on. Oil
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: will be as oil anymore, water surge and electricity. The
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: only thing you need after that is have a flashlight
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: and somebody to fucking hold it steady for you. Yeah,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: that we can't help you with. Okay, just a couple
• 1:08:13
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• 1:08:15
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• 1:08:18
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• 1:08:21
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• 1:08:34
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• 1:08:38
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• 1:08:41
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• 1:08:42
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• 1:08:44
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• 1:09:06
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• 1:09:10
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• 1:09:13
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• 1:09:16
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• 1:09:18
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• 1:09:20
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• 1:09:39
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• 1:09:46
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• 1:10:03
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• 1:10:07
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• 1:10:09
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• 1:10:16
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  Speaker 1: than that, you're I'm going to go out and probably
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: have a look at the rods outside just to make
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: sure all the bits and peaces are still there, because
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: with my new ventilation system that I put on the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: pipe last week, I'd like just give it, give it
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: a once over so we never know.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: You might have dropped a measurement tape tenner or something like.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: That, you know. But I'll get the small fill that
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: stand at the other end, that roared him around the corner,
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