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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 18th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: I'm show. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session. Hy what's good? Everybody?
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  Speaker 5: What up?
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  Speaker 6: It's a Thursday. It's a pre Friday, December the eighteenth,
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  Speaker 6: twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Showy Woody. That's
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  Speaker 6: Greg Gory alright. We got Menace Enograd a right, Sea
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  Speaker 6: Bass is here. We've got Sammy, she's our executive producer.
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  Speaker 6: up for you. On the show today. You got a
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  Speaker 6: chance to win menaces door dash order.
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  Speaker 4: That's fun.
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  Speaker 6: Also, you know Morgan loves rating things on a scale
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  Speaker 6: of one attent. It's a compulsive right, Yeah, I can't
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  Speaker 6: stop she can't stop it. But hey, perfect timing. She's
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  Speaker 6: gonna give a scale one to ten on different holidays.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, good, Yeah, how she feel about these different holidays?
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  Speaker 4: That is on the way. But we start here with
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  Speaker 4: some Dugan news news and does he masked? What are
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  Speaker 4: we going to start with here?
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  Speaker 7: Well, we're gonna start with the CBS Evening News. This
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  Speaker 7: is such a big story that I got.
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  Speaker 6: Nation not even inside edition, a lot of these dog
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  Speaker 6: news stories. Huh we finally inside edition rule.
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  Speaker 4: I would agree with that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: That being said, let's talk to them or they'll talk
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  Speaker 7: to us. I should say about Brian and Sadie and
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  Speaker 7: listen to this anchor is totally natural and not over
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  Speaker 7: the top delivery.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Sadie was a big German shepherd nearly one hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 4: Brian Myers good Girl, adopted her. I thought, let me.
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  Speaker 8: Give this dog a chance, because she's beautiful and I
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  Speaker 8: think I can work through her issues.
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  Speaker 4: So at the time you thought you were rescuing her. Yes, absolutely,
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  Speaker 4: Little did he know he was saying his savior.
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  Speaker 1: I was very lucky to have her in the night
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  Speaker 1: that I had to stroke.
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  Speaker 4: Brian lives alone and my cell phone was over there,
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  Speaker 4: so Sadie was his only hope.
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  Speaker 9: And that's when I grabbed her collar and she totally
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  Speaker 9: out of this little space here.
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  Speaker 4: Told him all the way across the room to his phone.
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  Speaker 4: It's just.
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  Speaker 6: He spent a couple of weeks of treatment and rehabbit
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  Speaker 6: and just before his release he got a visitor.
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  Speaker 4: She just immediately jumped on the end, just kissing my face.
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  Speaker 4: I just thought, I love this.
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  Speaker 2: Dog, and you don't need to be doctor Doolittle to
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  Speaker 2: hear Sadie replying I love you too.
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  Speaker 10: Absolutely no circumstances.
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  Speaker 4: They're married. That's the rest of the animal stories. Oh god,
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  Speaker 4: I guess dog jumping on you after you've been in
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  Speaker 4: the hospital was like you get off those stickers who
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  Speaker 4: rescued Who should be whom?
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  Speaker 7: Greg to your point that you always say to Gina,
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  Speaker 7: one hundred pound German shepherd can pull you to safety
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  Speaker 7: after you have a stroke.
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  Speaker 4: A little four pound ball of nothing.
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  Speaker 11: Now you want tea cut poodle.
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  Speaker 1: A real dog.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you get two dogs, not a legal dog.
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  Speaker 4: Both your dogs can haul your ass.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: So, Gina, now that you and your husband have purchased
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  Speaker 6: your first home, where do we stand with the whole
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  Speaker 6: idea of your steps on getting the dog that he
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  Speaker 6: is so wanted.
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  Speaker 11: I have been really pushing that aside. I want I
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  Speaker 11: don't want the house to be like freshly peed on.
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  Speaker 10: So I'm hoping that we wait on that. But he
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  Speaker 10: still likes those little bunny dogs.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's the thing you gotta work on first.
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  Speaker 6: I would I would worry less about the pee more
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  Speaker 6: about the desire for a little like the first.
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  Speaker 4: Dog exactly, he likes them or someone else likes them.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 11: Well we both kind of like he got over like,
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  Speaker 11: oh look at this cute dog.
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  Speaker 4: No why because you drag him to like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: purse dog yogah.
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  Speaker 11: He loved that. And we're going again because they're doing bullies.
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  Speaker 10: American bullies are little, you know, like the Bullying Convention
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  Speaker 10: went to with all that exactly, so.
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  Speaker 4: They'll be yeah, that's cool up a little bit, yeah
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  Speaker 4: right again a chain necklace. I was next for Dugan News.
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  Speaker 7: I've got another sweet story. This is from CBS fifteen
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  Speaker 7: fort Wayne.
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  Speaker 4: This is Mark.
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  Speaker 3: His neighbor's pit bulls attacked and killed his dog, but
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  Speaker 3: that neighbor says it was his chihuahua's fault for taunting them.
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  Speaker 12: Big Mark Borders has been in mourning for the past
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  Speaker 12: week when he went past his neighbors three pit bulls
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  Speaker 12: and burst out of a padlocked fence and attacked his chihuahua.
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  Speaker 13: And Mark punched them in the head and trying to
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  Speaker 13: pry their mouths open.
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  Speaker 12: Authorities classified the dogs as potentially dangerous because of the attack,
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  Speaker 12: but while Animal Care and Control says the dogs show
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  Speaker 12: no signs of human or animal aggression, Borders is convinced
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  Speaker 12: they will attack again.
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  Speaker 13: What if it's a child this time or a person,
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  Speaker 13: It's gonna happen again. Those pets got a taste of blood.
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  Speaker 13: I got him when he was four weeks old, and
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  Speaker 13: I bottle fed him until he was winged and even
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  Speaker 13: drink myself. I wanted him cremated because I'm going to
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  Speaker 13: keep him with me, and my six pound chihuahua is
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  Speaker 13: now in this bag.
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  Speaker 6: In his bag he got because the pit bulleyed him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: taste of bloody.
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  Speaker 4: Seen that with dogs, Like you get a little box
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  Speaker 4: and then like in the middle there's a silver bag
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  Speaker 4: and that's the dog inside of it. And my friends
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  Speaker 4: they have big English bulldogs and those little bags are
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  Speaker 4: pretty heavy.
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  Speaker 2: I might had my dog cremated and he's in an
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  Speaker 2: urn in a bag in the air.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird.
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  Speaker 7: Investigate the Fort Wayne, UH Animal Control Department. I don't
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  Speaker 7: understand what dangerous means.
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  Speaker 2: Potentially dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it can't take a dog away. He only killed
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  Speaker 4: one ate one poodle's Yeah, Greg, I'm with you, and
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  Speaker 4: I don't normally defend the pit bulls as you know defender.
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  Speaker 6: I know it's a shocking revilige to Greg to hear that,
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  Speaker 6: but I am on the pit bull side. Chihuahuas are
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  Speaker 6: the worst. You know what dog has bitten me in
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  Speaker 6: my lifetime, a Chihuahua. That was the only time I
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  Speaker 6: got bitten.
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  Speaker 4: It's like Guy's named Russ. They're always dicks. There's a
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  Speaker 4: couple of sweet ones out there, but a couple of
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  Speaker 4: bad ones out there.
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  Speaker 2: I take that back. I was bidden by an Australian
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  Speaker 2: shepherd who written up in your test. I forgot about that,
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  Speaker 2: but I remember the the giant chia your I forgot
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  Speaker 2: that was an Australian shepherd. They should be banned.
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  Speaker 4: Sea bass Is Dougan News. Another sweet baby story from
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  Speaker 4: ABC seven New York.
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  Speaker 2: This is Paul Utility.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I show a little girl running around the
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  Speaker 4: van with the dog chasing her and her mom chasing
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  Speaker 4: the dog.
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  Speaker 14: The dog was a pit bull, and Paul Mansey knew
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  Speaker 14: he had to help. He jumped out of his truck.
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  Speaker 14: His nineteen years as a service tech had.
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  Speaker 11: Taught him that what he needed was okay, umbrella.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the dog was on.
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  Speaker 14: Top of the little girl and wherever he went I
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  Speaker 14: went Apparently open umbrellas confuse and distract dogs.
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  Speaker 4: I just ran up, I went.
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  Speaker 1: Ha.
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  Speaker 4: Turns out the hut worked like a too.
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  Speaker 14: Mansy fought off that light colored pit bull for what
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  Speaker 14: seemed like a long time, he said.
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  Speaker 11: Eventually the dog ran off.
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  Speaker 8: The dog was out double the little girl.
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  Speaker 7: The mom was grabbing the dog skin like you know
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  Speaker 7: how you like grab a door skin like the skin
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  Speaker 7: was like stretching.
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  Speaker 8: So she's a real hero, not me.
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  Speaker 4: He's talking about. Try to get the dog wall.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, gee.
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  Speaker 4: He finish. That's Clark, you've got to hide it from
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  Speaker 4: the public.
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  Speaker 6: But you're talking about like the yeah stretchy is.
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  Speaker 4: That what you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And
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  Speaker 4: I'm really it's not an umbrella.
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  Speaker 7: It's just any kind of large object you could get
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  Speaker 7: to obscure their vision and block out.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 11: Confused.
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh, I don't know what you're doing over there.
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  Speaker 4: Do you try to get the door wall? Okay, it's
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  Speaker 4: pretty yeah confusing?
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  Speaker 7: Uh news now, Morgan Greg I, uh, I know some
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  Speaker 7: of those pit bull stories don't make you feel good,
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  Speaker 7: but yeah, I know it does make you feel good.
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  Speaker 7: Is you love the late Nor McDonald and you worship
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  Speaker 7: and say everything that he ever says is true. And
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  Speaker 7: this is some of his early stand up where he
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  Speaker 7: shows his love for a little baby.
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  Speaker 9: This guy, he says, this pit bull will pret check
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  Speaker 9: your valuables. I don't have any of that valuable, you know,
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  Speaker 9: I mean, I'd buy the fitball the most valuable thing.
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  Speaker 9: I don't made a pitbulls a bad doctor buy anyway,
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  Speaker 9: because while you buy dogs, you can order him around.
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  Speaker 9: You know, you can't order a fitball around. You can't say, okay,
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  Speaker 9: fiboll running in the bedroom, fetch my slippers, mine, fetch
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  Speaker 9: my slippers.
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  Speaker 1: I could kill you, bunny.
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  Speaker 8: I'm a pit bull.
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  Speaker 9: Don't even read the papers.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh norm yeah you know, Yeah, that's gonna happen again.
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  Speaker 8: Those cats gotta taste of blood.
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  Speaker 6: Right well, thank you very much, seamass ribbing, round of
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  Speaker 6: douging news more what he shows next?
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  Speaker 2: Hangout?
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  Speaker 4: You better make her as ugly as you want in
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  Speaker 4: real life. You look like a foot. She was so unattractive.
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  Speaker 4: She looks like Joe PESHI.
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  Speaker 1: Much sa The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: really bad for this person.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Open England.
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  Speaker 6: This woman she lost eighty four pounds, okay, using Monjaro cool.
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  Speaker 6: She went from a size and this is where I
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I know it's a big, it's it's it's
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  Speaker 6: a big difference, but women's sizes about She went from
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  Speaker 6: a size twenty two that's big, Okay, I know that's big,
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  Speaker 6: down to a twelve that's significant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, twelve is.
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  Speaker 1: Still considered big.
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  Speaker 4: I prefer double zero twenty two specially. But again, like,
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  Speaker 4: why can't you say small medium large? So this would
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  Speaker 4: be large.
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  Speaker 11: This would be like a four x to a large.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't they have negative sizes to yeah, double
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  Speaker 2: zero double yes, no, I thought.
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  Speaker 1: It was negative.
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  Speaker 11: I've never seen no double zero exist.
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  Speaker 4: I just saw this.
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  Speaker 7: You asked the question, why do do they have women's
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  Speaker 7: sizes be ridiculous because men's size it's like we have
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  Speaker 7: we have pants, we have inches, we have yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Right, actual numbers. But why can't you have the same
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  Speaker 4: because then they can't hide anything.
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  Speaker 11: I don't care about that.
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  Speaker 4: It would be so much easier you don't.
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  Speaker 6: But it's still a nonsense thing anyway, because man, there
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  Speaker 6: are some brands. As a fat guy, I can tell
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  Speaker 6: you there's some brands where it's like an Excel seems
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  Speaker 6: kind of huge, and then other ones where the excels
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  Speaker 6: more like a sh medium.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like this is an Excel because it's from Europe.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why the size charts are so helpful these
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  Speaker 7: days with the internet, as it says, oh, your chest
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  Speaker 7: is whatever, forty two inches.
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  Speaker 6: And actually went on and I bought one of those
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  Speaker 6: little tapes, like a measuring tape for what not, like
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  Speaker 6: the ones the carpenters use, the ones the tailor. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: because you can, because when you buy clothes online, you
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  Speaker 6: hit this the the sizing chart and it tells you
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  Speaker 6: to measure your chest and to measure this in seam
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  Speaker 6: or whatever. And I find that I am returning stuff
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  Speaker 6: way less. I'm not guessing on what their excel really fits.
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  Speaker 11: Like the vanity sizing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly tell.
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  Speaker 2: You my suit size. If you had a gun to
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  Speaker 2: my head, I would.
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  Speaker 4: Probably tell you. I could say, you're a forty long long, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: forty long.
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  Speaker 2: I think I have it written down.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a little bit, but these.
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  Speaker 11: Days, Greg might be more like a thirty eight.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you know this?
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  Speaker 4: Because I used to.
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  Speaker 11: Work in men's suiting, That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, for a long time. I forgot about that, as
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  Speaker 4: did I in college.
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  Speaker 6: So this woman, she lost eighty four pounds using Manjaro,
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  Speaker 6: but she's not happy Greg. She says she hates the
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  Speaker 6: way she looks and is now battling serious body image
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  Speaker 6: issues because of the excess skin and the lack of
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  Speaker 6: muscle tone. And she feels worse about her body now
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  Speaker 6: than when she was a big fan.
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  Speaker 11: At her fault, her fault. She should have been working out,
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  Speaker 11: she shouldn't have just been sitting there.
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  Speaker 4: She's still probably she still can skin remove.
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  Speaker 10: Right, but I don't think I'm assuming the skin removal
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  Speaker 10: wouldn't have been that obvious.
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  Speaker 11: If she lost its flower and worked.
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  Speaker 4: Out a little bit a size to two, she never
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  Speaker 4: had muscle tone. It was just covered up better before.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see.
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  Speaker 6: There's a post that I keep. It keeps popping up
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  Speaker 6: for me because I'm in the fat algorithm, the fat rhythm.
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  Speaker 6: It shows it's like a body scan image of what
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  Speaker 6: a human skeleton looks like underneath, like a big fat
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  Speaker 6: person's body.
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  Speaker 4: You see, you saw the one. You get that You're
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  Speaker 4: on the same one, the same algorithm.
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  Speaker 7: The headline is always this is what big bones looks like,
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  Speaker 7: and the bones are the same size, but like, can
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  Speaker 7: you imagine the stress on that skeleton? And it's crazy
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  Speaker 7: because I mean, the body is this big in the skeletons,
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  Speaker 7: this is big.
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  Speaker 10: Well you always think about like really big people in
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  Speaker 10: their knees, like can you imagine coming.
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  Speaker 6: To experts warned that while weight loss medications will help
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  Speaker 6: you lose weight, they can't address the psychological impact of
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  Speaker 6: rapid transformation.
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  Speaker 11: Yes, get your therapist involved.
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  Speaker 4: I did buy one of those little workout things on
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  Speaker 4: uh TikTok shop.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a little.
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  Speaker 4: Resistance, is it? A resistance circle and uh maybe it's long.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like a circle. It's got the two handles
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  Speaker 4: and like the that's old school. That's not rubber bands though.
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  Speaker 11: Spring oils.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, it's like very old time, very
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  Speaker 4: it's very big on TikTok so that goofy movie. I
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  Speaker 4: feel better using it.
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  Speaker 6: Remember the brother brand and goonies that he was sitting there.
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  Speaker 6: They used up to make their their big escape. My
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  Speaker 6: dad had one of those. I've been one.
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  Speaker 4: Did you get one?
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  Speaker 6: Did you get some of the grippers too? In a
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  Speaker 6: sweat band, the push up wheels, little wheel with the.
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  Speaker 5: Shape.
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  Speaker 4: Girl, I'll just walk around the house and I'll just
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  Speaker 4: pick it up. Then I'll just start using it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I can notice the difference. Yeah, I can see in
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  Speaker 4: your chest.
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  Speaker 2: I want to get one of those things where you
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  Speaker 2: put the strap around your belly and it jiggles like yeah.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: My friend would get one of those battery operated.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Suit I got, not most recently, but before was whatever
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: this means size seventeen thirty four, thirty five.
• 17:06
  Speaker 10: No, that's your that's your shirt. Yeah, that's the shirt
• 17:10
  Speaker 10: seventeen your neck the neck, yes, correct, you are no
• 17:13
  Speaker 10: longer a seventeen, but a thirty four to thirty five
• 17:15
  Speaker 10: in it's a long sleeve. Eh, it's like I'm a
• 17:17
  Speaker 10: thirty two, you're thirty four dressing up?
• 17:21
  Speaker 11: Have you guys ever wonn suspenders?
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: And I don't look good at it anything? You have
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: to like tuck the shirt in. Yeah, like fat guys.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know why fat guys insist on tucking their
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: shirts in. You see it like they'll they'll tuck it
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: into their dockers. Yeah, it's like, dude, just wear it
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: on tucked. You're paying when you're overweight.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: I mean there's an options cloth. Yeah, right sucks.
• 17:39
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: The worst Yeah, blows fat and you don't tuck it
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: and you look like a big your dress you weren't
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: a dress.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Like, look at a dumbness tiler walks a dress. Look
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: at dumbass tile.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah he's in a mom But if you take
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: these these devices that I was considering getting, but they're
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: kind of like old timey lingerie looking. You strap it
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: around your upper thigh and then it has these straps
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: that go up and you clip it to your shirt
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: to keep it down.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: That's so like, h yeah, that's old timing. Like very
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: old timing, like Penny.
• 18:08
  Speaker 15: They're called shirt stings.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you got a cravat as well, Greg. It's kind
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: of like those things that you know, old horse used
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: to wear. Right.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: It holds like the stockings up right right clips to
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: their panties.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: So you put it on like a garter.
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you pull your shirt down, pull your stockings up.
• 18:31
  Speaker 15: Perfect.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: It is a pain in the ass.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Then I called for my refill on the zip bound
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: yesterday and apparently there's a big backward which I thought
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: was over, and I did the whole digging in on.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Hold on, yeah, I said you dog, hold on, wait
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: are you not going back tomorrow?
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: We might have an update, but then just keep calling
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: each day this week and we'll let you know. Sorry
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: for the inconnect Wait, wait, hold on, are you getting
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: it director? Are you getting it through a provider?
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Getting through a pharmacy?
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Ye?
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: I gotta go direct, dog, I've been going direct straight
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: up to Eli Lily.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you gotta.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't mess with all these place right down the streets. Yeah, no,
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: they sent to your house. The place has never been
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: an issue. No, dude, it looks like, uh, I don't know,
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: like they're sending plutonium to your house like you. Yeah,
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: you get a boss, you open it and then yeah,
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: a little miss comes out.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'll take all the extra skin. I'll take all
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: that stuff. I'll take this dys morphia, whatever it is,
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: the psychological impact of rapid transfer, I'll take all that.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: I'll wrap people complaining about the big penis right. Yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: but that she doesn't make a good point, though, you do.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: Are you have to do like some strength training, get
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: something off TikTok. If you don't that, you don't have
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: to melting good.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: That's fine with me. Melting goo, you're smaller, melting go.
• 19:55
  Speaker 11: You your skin into your pants.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: That's right, all right?
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Eight seven text over to two nine eight seven. Greg,
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: you hear that Chris Brown is selling his pitfalls? He is, Yeah, No,
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: he doesn't want to live with something that can fight.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Back The Woody Show.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: We'll be right back.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Valley is a dumb nice back to the Woody Show. Hi,
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: welcome back. It is the Woody Shows.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Tuesday.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: Phones are open at eight seven seven four. Woodie said,
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: it's a text over to two to nine eight seven.
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: Got some money stuff now? Greg checks his bank account
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: multiple times throughout the day.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Any times.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not just the economy's freaking people out. It's
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: all the different scams and things that are out there,
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: and banks and other financial institutions they are finding a
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: quote growing cybersecurity minefield that's tougher to navigate these days.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: They say, data breaches have doubled since twenty twenty three,
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: and so investors are now going out of their way
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: to involve themselves with companies that have the most proved
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: and then reliable cyber resiliency. So Greg, Now, the thing
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: is if you keep choosing to look at your bank
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: account and all of a sudden everything was gone, that
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: happened once. I'm saying, what would you lose? Get on
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: the phonetic, I don't know what. I would now check
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: every day.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Now your your money is inshored up to two hundred
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: and fifty thousand dollars if you have it like a
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: regular you know, checking or saving account. I thought it
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: was like fifteen to two.
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: But like how much of an FD I see insurance exactly.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: Imagine how long that would take to get back.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: It would be probably impossible. I don't it's not impossible.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: It would be a headache. I think it would Actually,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: they would.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: They would cover it pretty quickly and then they would
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: just take the time to then figure out like who
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: did it, where'd the money go?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: There?
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: There was something. There was a guy, it was a
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: live stream. Did you see the live stream? Guy met us.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: It was all over social media. He had some kind
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: of cryptocurrency. By mistake, mentioned his whatever phrase. There's a
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: phrase his past. Yeah you know what's called Yeah, it's okay.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: So you have your your wallet I D which is
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: then that you know basically your account number, and then
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: you're you're yeah, passkey essentially, I think you might be talking.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: About Steve will do it and I lost about like
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: two million.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: No it was it wasn't that was I want to
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: say it was like one hundred grand, but like one
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: hundred grand. And he's like, wait a minute, what the hell?
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: And someone says, you, dude, you mentioned blahlah blah blah blah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: He's like, god, there's and there's no way you're not
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: You're not that bad, which is really weird.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: Because that that passes all trackable, that that passy itself
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: is like sixteen digits random crap on the words.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: In this case, it was a phrase.
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: Well, he might have like used some kind of wallet
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: that has you just hype in a phrase and it
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: knows the past.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: It was actual words, right, Okay, man, that sucks. Okay, yeah,
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: that's I got some kind of work around.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: Now, Greg, I guess somehow his friend saved him. Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: I inadvertently saved money. And I accept the fact. Now
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: it's a fact. I am mind bogglingly stupid.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: This fountain by my front door that I love. It's
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: like a It's like a lion, right.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I've found a lion.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: It bits water out of it, Oh my god, slowly
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: dying and dying and dying and dying to the point
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: where it just trickled and then it completely died. So
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I'm hanging out with my friend Jim, who you guys know,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: and I said, damn it, I got to get rid
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: of this fountain.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Somehow.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to help remove it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Get a new fountain.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Wake them up.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: It came with the house, thank you.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: And Sans removed it from my site.
• 23:29
  Speaker 12: You know it.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: What a big pain in the assets going to be
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: to get rid of a big marble. We've all been there, right,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: thank you. I'm glad you can get it. Mary and
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I would want to get put another one in its place,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: and I'm things are crazy expensive. And he said, why
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: don't you just get a new pump for the fountain,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: which is eighteen bucks. So I said, oh it never
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: want lost in my mind that I could had to
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: just toss the all day.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: That is pretty stupid.
• 24:02
  Speaker 11: Just get a new pump just because the water wasn't spinning.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the pump died.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: And I thought, well, pumps gotta get rid of whole
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: thing's gotta go.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I'm so dumb.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: I'm glad you have other people in your life who
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: could help you out with fountain problems.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I am so stupid. I think I'm at the point
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: where I almost have to be hospitalized. They're stupid.
• 24:23
  Speaker 15: You can just pay people to be smart for you
• 24:26
  Speaker 15: know how it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: Is right when you every time you come and leave
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: your house, like you see the fountains. Yeah, when you're lying,
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: fountain is not spinning, And then you think I have
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: to get a new one. So I spent eighteen bucks
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: on a new pump and we both install. The problem
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: solved again, and I thought, well, I got to spend
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: a ton of money on a fountain.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, amazing. Now they'll keep in his mind. So this
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: is like, this is that Karmen thing that you get about,
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: right exactly? It all ends out. So Greg ends up
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: saving a bunch of money on his water spitting lion fountain. Yeah,
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: thank god, but you hear it right, yeah? Okay, oh
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: So and then he was able to then help somebody
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: else out this was and that person would be Gina Grant, dude,
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: and the timing was, Oh my god.
• 25:09
  Speaker 11: I can't even believe you're You're not even gonna believe
• 25:11
  Speaker 11: this story.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: But I swear to God with the water spitting line fountain.
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: No, my husband and I went to finally pull the
• 25:19
  Speaker 10: trigger on a couch and we just find you and
• 25:22
  Speaker 10: Hemmon and Ham.
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: We got to figure this stuff out.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: So we go to couch.
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: We go to you know, one of the furniture stores,
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: and I call them doctor Couch because they're all in
• 25:29
  Speaker 10: like lab coats for some reason, and we're we we
• 25:31
  Speaker 10: walk in confidently and say, yeah, we're getting a couch today,
• 25:34
  Speaker 10: and then all the workers come over. Yes, yeah, but
• 25:37
  Speaker 10: they get all crazy. So I'm assuming it's commission based,
• 25:40
  Speaker 10: and we say, great, yeah, we'll take this one perfect
• 25:43
  Speaker 10: and then we look around a little more like actually
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: might want that one. And we were kind of walking around,
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: and ten minutes later I go, no, we're gonna We're done.
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: We're gonna get the first one.
• 25:51
  Speaker 11: Perfect.
• 25:52
  Speaker 10: Oh sir, right over here, you know, to my husband, Oh,
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: please sign this paperwork. I'm sitting on the couch. All
• 25:56
  Speaker 10: is good, and I'm just kind of scrolling through my phone.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: No big deal.
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: And I while I'm scrolling through my phone, while Andy's
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: signing the paperwork to pay for this couch, I get
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: a text from Greg. It says, we got a new
• 26:07
  Speaker 10: sofa and we're wondering if you were still looking to
• 26:10
  Speaker 10: get one, because you can have the original og no
• 26:14
  Speaker 10: sit sofa from our house, no touch.
• 26:19
  Speaker 16: Why would you get rid of that because I got
• 26:20
  Speaker 16: a new one. Yeah, a new one that you can
• 26:26
  Speaker 16: sit off life change, which I think is Greg.
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: I don't want to know why. But I'm reading this
• 26:33
  Speaker 10: and I'm like this can't be right. Like we literally
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: like signed the paperwork. I'm looking at the clock like
• 26:37
  Speaker 10: Andy's filling everything out.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I think I figured it all how it works.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: So, in his excitement about not having to replace his
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: new water spinning lions statue, spent money on a couch.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: Now he's like, I'm going to take this perfectly good
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: couch nobody even sits on it, and I'm gonna go out.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: I'm going to spend money on another couch in my
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: excitement about not having money on the water spitting lions.
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: Do you r?
• 27:02
  Speaker 10: And I am super like, non confrontational. I don't want
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: to be like, you know, we're getting out of here,
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: and I start tapping my husband.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I go.
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: Stop here, don't just stop writing stuff writing? And I go,
• 27:12
  Speaker 10: can you step into my office for a second? And
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: I read him the text and his eyes get really big,
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: and I'm.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Like, what do we do?
• 27:16
  Speaker 11: And he doesn't like conversation either.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: He's like, I don't know, what do you want to do?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: How do we tell this.
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: Man who thinks he's I mean literally just one signature
• 27:24
  Speaker 10: away from closing on this pouch can And so we go,
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: uh and it did.
• 27:29
  Speaker 11: It's true. Something suddenly came up. We have to leave, like, sorry,
• 27:34
  Speaker 11: we just because we're so embarrassed.
• 27:37
  Speaker 15: We're so excited about the couch.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: So wait, are there any more surfaces now in the
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: house that you can't sit on?
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: No, I can't think of one. Why are you allowed
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: to sit on the Yeah, what's this new lifestylid crazy embrace?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: It's more firm so it doesn't like make dance as much.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, yeah there too. Greg.
• 27:58
  Speaker 17: When you go to Gina's place and see your couch
• 28:01
  Speaker 17: there being lived in, are you.
• 28:02
  Speaker 15: Just gonna is it going to destroy?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I'm happy it's staying in the family.
• 28:07
  Speaker 11: Stay in the family.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: That couch is happy to get out of his house.
• 28:11
  Speaker 11: It's like, Greg, just why either coming to get it
• 28:15
  Speaker 11: this weekend?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Excellently, It's all wrapped professionally.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to go.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Very exciting news for everybody. And I'm so stupid. You
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: guys can put me to pasture or whatever.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Eight wood text over to two two nine eight seven
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: More Woody Show. Next, hang up, The Woody Show will
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: be right back.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Stick that in your pen And David, who am I
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show?
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: And uh it's another new hour of course insensitivity training
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: for a politically correct world?
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Of course, what do you expect here on The Woody Show.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: One of our favorites ever is I Netta the mood
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: seta legends all right, legend cheese that we we end
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: the show every day with a clip of Netta the
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: mood seta saying that's when she she quit on the
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: air at the radio station. Was I forget w b
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: l X or something like that in Mobile, Alabama? And
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: she she quit in just dramatic fashion. Why I have
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: I have somebody else that I want to interest you
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: to this guy, he walks into it's a home If
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: you don't know a home decor, it's.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Called at home.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: See.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're they're based out of Dallas.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: And this guy was working as a security guard at
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: this store and he was having some kind of thing
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: with the the the women in the back office. They
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: were arguing about something and he hit that like final
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: straw level and just quit in the dramatic way. He
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: he He got into one of the supervisors, quit on
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: the spot, went out into the store, got on the intercom,
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: and then made an announcement, there I have the audio starts.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: I'm wondering where you're at.
• 29:57
  Speaker 15: I had to come find you want conversation without your
• 30:04
  Speaker 15: without your supervisor here?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: So why supervisor, I quit job you if both of y'all,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I quit this whole ass job.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Seventy cents a home Shoppers, this whole ass job Thomas Willis,
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Karen Sokolowski. Y'all have to take whatever you all want
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: because at this point ain't no security in the boat.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: No you and this job, I think now, bitch about that,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: No go email that.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was heroic.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Job.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: I quit this whole ass job. I love hatch bess job.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: I quit this whole ass job. Ladies and gentlemen, it
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: is quitting time. It is quitting time. Oh that rules.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I never quit in dramatic fashion like that I did
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: at a grocery store.
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: The only the one that I quit in the most
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: dramatic fashion was I went on the lunch break and
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: never came back good walking at a Sam Goodie.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just still waiting for me to come back back in.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: I did that at that pirate store that I worked at.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Oh that's right. I said, I got to go to
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: the bathroom, but I never can. Yeah, that's right.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: One of my favorites was, uh the guy. It was
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: at a hotel. He walked in through the service entrance
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: and he brought a whole marching band with him.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: I think he was like a college kid. And yes,
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I think he might have.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: Been, you know, one of the guys but yeah, his
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: buddies from the band anyway, So they walk in, They're like, hey, guys,
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: what do you Hey what woa? Because all these people
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: walk in, they have all these instruments and stuff. And
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: the guy, his supervisor was there, Hey guys, what what
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: the hell?
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: What are you doing? He's like, I quick, guys, Jared,
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: I'm here to tell you that I'm quitting. I'm quitting
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Joey Quiz. Joey Quiz is so good. Yeah, yeah, what
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: if he's the dick though, like what I mean?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, still still great. He's the whole ass employee. I
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: quit this whole ass job. Maybe that Karen Sakowski, Yes,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: from the Big Station.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Naughty three b l X GOP colast number one for
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: hip hop and r B and now I was Ray,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Ray and Maronda the home team in the morning do
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: it to it? What better song to do it to?
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: It's our needive movie said, and I told you I
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: had a very important announcement, and here it is.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: I refuse. I refuse to walk.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Around and watch people on my job looking over my shoulder,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: people lying to me, people talking about me.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: It's ridiculous, it is sad. I can't take it. I'm
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: not gonna take it. I don't have to take it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not a demic. I know how to find another.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Job, but I refuse to walk around people. You can
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: say what you want to say about me, and if
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: you see me on the street, I'll let you know
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: whatever you want to know.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: But I refuse.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: For the last six years, I made six dollars an hour.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: That ain't nothing.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: I just got to raise after six years, I know
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: I'm qualified. And after saying this, I don't care if
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I ever get another job in radio period.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: It does not matter to me.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: But I never will not be set in the mood
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: at the alex.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: No.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: I refuse to walk around with here's that to speak
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: to you. Hey, I neda how you doing, But.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Then as soon as you walk by, dead bitch.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Not do it to myself anymore.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: So if you're confused about what I'm saying, listen very carefully.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: I quit this, bitch. I'm a big station.
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: Be Alxy.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: That sure got a tasty kick, do it. We'll be
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: right back this.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Way out, all right.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: So we're looking for you to call in eight seven,
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: seven forty four.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Woodie, because we're gonna try a brand new game this morning,
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: win menaces, door dash order, and so again this is
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: the first time we're doing it. So we're trying to
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: field out and see what's gonna work best, because we
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: just know we have a big, long history of orders.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: We have no shortage, no menace, menace. Will door dash
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: anything anywhere in a box with a fix, It could
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: be across the streets. I got some door dashed to
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: restaurant because they're out of coke. Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: So he's it's there's.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Always a story. Yeah, good reason this laziness and there's
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: no bounds.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: So Sea Bass restaurant, Sea Bass. How do you want
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: to work this?
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: Well, I got a big stack of his door dash orders.
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: You can call in, choose a number, and I'll get you.
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: I'll pick up that door dash order for you, like
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: one through ten, for instance, and then I'll give you,
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: depending on the value that door dash order, a price range.
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: So I will describe the order, you say how much
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: you think the order is, and if you're within a
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: certain dollar amount, you win that door dash order.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: Right, Okay, all right, so we ready to play? Yeah
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: eight seven seven forty four? What he lets me grab
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: a contestant here. Everybody say hi to Titanya.
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: Hi, hey ya hi Tanya.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Hold on one second, all right, Tanya, hold Anya, what
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: have you done? What the hell happened? All right, you're
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: doing great, that's right. Apparently we are too hitting things
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: that they are not supposed to be hit. All right,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: So the first door dash order, Tanya, we have our classic.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: This is the O G.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Menace order.
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: This is one Starbucks Cafe latte Cafe Menace. You know,
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: this order tell us a little bit behind the order.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: What happened here?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: So this order is probably when I probably just woke
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: up from a nap and then I gotta record some
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: commercials at home.
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: Huh.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: And you know what, I need a little pick me up,
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: bring the excitement to the commercial. And Starbucks is nine
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: hundred feet away from my house. I'm already, you know,
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I'm setting up my little home studio. And he's so
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: good at commercials. He's in the zone. Yeah, all the
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: way to the Starbucks.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, So Tanya, one Starbucks Cafe latte. This
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: is a by the way, non fat milk with steamed
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: hot signature espresso.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: What size? This is a grandde which is.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I think?
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's another one sixty. Yeah, okay, So.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: How much total cost all fees and tips and all
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: that garbage for Menace to have one Starbucks latte walked
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: across the street to him?
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Within five dollars? I'll say, it's like it's about ten
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: dollars just to get on coffee. I know that because
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: I tried it. It's about ten dollars. So you thinking,
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: is that is that? Is that your bid ten dollars?
• 37:24
  Speaker 18: Does that have to be like a dollar sign and cent?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: You could if you wanted to within five bucks, let's
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: do twelve fifty twelve fifty all right?
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: The actual Menace door dash price was eleven dollars and
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: five cents, so you are right. Well wow, imagine Greg,
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: I love ione never ever a coffee too.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: All right, so you you've won MENACE's door dash order.
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: You got a Starbucks drink headed your way.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Follow up question, don't you have an espresso?
• 37:59
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do?
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Okays, all right, to hang on one second, we will
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: get uh, we'll get all of your information.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Hang on one second, let's go to uh, how about Ryan?
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: What we're doing? Great?
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: This is when menaces door dash order and what's the
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: next one sea mass It's a target order for menace.
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: You can tell us more about this menace.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: What does you order?
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: A bag of shredded Mexican cheese, a Lego F one
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: race card toy set go together, some apple chicken smoked sausage.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: And a twenty ounce bottle of Heinz ketchup. Wait, this
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: is all this in one order. This is one or
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: target tell us about this?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Alight?
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: So shredded Mexican cheese, F one, Lego set, chicken sausage,
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: chicken sausage ketchup up.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Well, that's because I was definitely high when I did that,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: and I wanted to build a Lego set. Also, I
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: wanted to make scrambled eggs with sausage and cheese.
• 38:59
  Speaker 10: That sounds good, and you already had the eggs, and
• 39:01
  Speaker 10: you did the responsible thing by not driving high.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the the catchup, of course, because I love
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: ketchup with my scribbled absolutely. I know a lot of
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: people love that. Only children do that. Yeah, yeah, my
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: baddest delicious on the side or scribble older the top
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: on the side.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, so for all of that, Ryan with it,
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: I'll give you an eight dollars because obviously this is
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: going to be a bigger number. How much should all
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: of that cost Menace on his door again, all fees,
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: all the tip, all that garbage included. Yeah, how much
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: had Menace spend on all of that on that door
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: dash order from target?
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Can I ask Menace one question?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: How many pieces were.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: That lego set?
• 39:42
  Speaker 12: So it was the.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was this smaller set. It wasn't It was
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: the smallest set you can pretty much get for the
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: F one series. It was the Alpine team.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: That's correct.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Alpine, Yeah, Alpine, Alpine, alp. Maybe a trend that's an ocopus,
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: you know, puff. So I would say I'm.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Gonna go one hundred and twenty six bucks.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: One hundred and twenty six bucks. Twenty six bucks. We're
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: looking for range within eight dollars of that.
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: Well, Menace is cheese, legos, sausage and ketchup only cost
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: him sixty two tens sixty two ten?
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Is that with the tip and delivering everything totally? Yeah? Yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: mar again everybody, geez, I thought it'd be way more
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: than that. Those lego sets are about thirty bucks.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: All right, Hey, Ryan, thanks for the call, man, appreciate
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: you listening the Woody Show. Let's say hi, to uh Anna, Anna, Yes, yeah,
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: now we can got you.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Now, we got you?
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: All right, So Anna, you're gonna try to win MENACE's
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: door dash order. What's the what's the next one? Here?
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: This is a seven eleven order that Menace scot for.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Let's see here one one pint of Ben and Jerry's
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: half baked ice cream. Well, we all know what's going
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: on there, all right?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Order?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Does it say like what time it was ordered? I
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: wish I didn't you am? Yeah, five oh seven pm.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I definitely probably finished a meal and then I wanted
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: some you know a little after party.
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the ice cream is so far away for sure,
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: for sure. So yeah, one pint of Ben and Jerry.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: One pint of Ben and Jerry or door dash within
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: let's say five dollars something within within five dollars? Anna,
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: what's up? What's your bid?
• 41:29
  Speaker 19: I would say ten dollars.
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: Menace for his one pint of ice cream paid sixteen
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: dollars in four cents?
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: What wait?
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: How much was it?
• 41:46
  Speaker 12: Just?
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Okay? So the the original price eight twenty nine, eight
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: twenty nine for that he was in a say eight bucks.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: He was a two dollars delivery fee, four dollar bus
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: service feedre.
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: Oh service thirteen bucks estimated tax of two cents he tipped.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, guess howmuch he tipped on that? I guess dollar
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: fifty That was your tip. No, I think a dollar.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: It was more, but I think it was dasher tip.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Buddy.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I think it was more because I
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: did the I paid more for the rush the rush order.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: That's a different that'd be a different line. That might
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: be the four dollars thing. But it says dasher tip.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: That's what you that's what you tipped me.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming the reason I paid No, no, no, I
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: this is maybe I don't know how it works, but
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: I'm paying paying more to get it faster, so I'm
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: paying them more. That doesn't go to the to the
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: to go to the common misconception slash. Do you tell
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: me the dasher doesn't get a little extra money for
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: doing of the the one the direct to you say,
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I don't think you, guys.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: I'm sure that's why it says dasher tip, and it
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: says whatever, that's what the dasher gets.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I understand. But when you pay for the faster service,
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: you're telling me they don't get any money.
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: Now, then we'll get a billion tax in about three seconds,
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: ye'll find that.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: My guess and I don't know if I don't know
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: how it worked, my guess is no. My guess is
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: that that does not.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: The way that works.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: Just door dash more than yeah. All right, well and
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry about that, but you did not win manages.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Door not win sixteen dollars Ben and Jerry's plies of
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: ice cream. Good God. Next, I wanted to one more?
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Oh boy, pick a line one through ten, Greg Gory,
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Let's go seven, line number seven. That would be Maddie.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: And what is the next order?
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: Manis?
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Is true love? Taco bell?
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: He got?
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: He got two cheese casadillas, one Taco Brito Cravings pack
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: which is crunchy taco beef ever bully at Brito, and
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: a bunch of other stuff Mexican pizza, three three cheese
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: chicken flat bread melts, and one meal for four which
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: is a case of chips and not chose cheese, sauce,
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: crunch Rep Supreme and a soft taco.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Wait, so, how many items he got? One, two, three, four, five,
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: five entries but two? So like yeah, about about ten?
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: How many people do you remember? What time was? This
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: has been?
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: This has been?
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: This is a Tuesday at ten oh four am. Oh,
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: then the means for the show what.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: I don't remember us ever having taco bell in here
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: in the last in the morning Tuesday. Seven years we've
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: had breakfast. I think that's the last time we got
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: taco bells when they rolled out breakfast years ago.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, and then that must have been when I was
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: in a cabin and when I was with with like
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: U D A T and like Bratton stuff.
• 44:46
  Speaker 15: A large group of people.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a large group of large people. So for all
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: that stuff, what's the what's the rain show? Ten dollars
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: on this dollars? So all that stuff man within ten dollars.
• 44:56
  Speaker 11: No, I love socle bell so I'm like so happy
• 44:58
  Speaker 11: this is mine.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: I need to get it. Yes, just to clarify, So
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: he had two meals and three separate small items, right, right,
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: but two of those cases yous and three of those
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: chicken flat bread melts plus.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: Two meals because the one was even called the meal
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: for four whatever, Right, that's one one meal, one thing,
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: one item on there was meal for four. And then
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: he had another one which had multiple things in it, right,
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: the cravings pack, the cravings pack.
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: So again all inclusive and all those loser as tip
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: and everything else.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: How much? Oh gosh, okay, I'm going to go.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: Sixty three, sixty three dollars within ten bucks, sixty three dollars.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: It might be a little high, it might be a
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: little low. Really, one hundred and what you spend Now
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: this one he did tip nine dollars and fifty cents.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: I think he just goes with the auto tip, is
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: what I said.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, whatever is on there?
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: Well yeah, all right, well Maddie, sorry I didn't win
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: Menaces door dash order, but thank you for calling, and
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: thank you for playing, thank you for listening. My god,
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: I'll yeah, Well, at least they got a decent tip
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: out of that one. I mean, because they had to
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: wear their weight belt to deliver it.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Dolly, Yeah, I do use the auto tip thing.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: Well, that's that's a when MENACE's door Dash under we
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: did have we did have one winner.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: That's good, we did have one winner. I'm really this
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: taco belt thing because the date of it was a
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: date that we were on the air. Because I know
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: I spent a lot of money. I have, but I
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: was really drunk. I don't know what. Oh my god,
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: show right back the Woody Show and let's get underway
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: with another new hour, shall we show? Let's do it
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: please as punch. If you are here, that's Greig Goring.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Your phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: You can't send it's a text over to two to
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: nine eight seven. Looking forward to Greg's conversation that he
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: had with his dad. He recorded it because it was
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: supposed to be where Greg was making confessions. We had
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: originally brainstormed it out that way where I veered off
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: course Greg. Greg was going to be spending time with
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: his parents while we were on break, and we said, hey,
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: you should do something where you confess to think every
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: kid did some things as a kid that your parents
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: to this day probably don't even know about. And so
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: you know, we were going to have Greg confess those
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: things to his dad just to get his reaction. What
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: it turned into, I guess and I haven't heard the
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: audio yet. We're gonna all hear it together for the
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: first time. Is where Greg basically wanted to know from
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: his dad how he has disappointed him, along with a
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: few others. Now, you guys are both drinking wine at
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: the time, or yeah, A sober conversation idea.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: It was one of those things where I had a
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: hard time listening back to it, so I didn't until
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: late yesterday. And I sound drunk. My dad sounds normal.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: I sound like I'm on mega drugs. He's sound normal.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Boy. Here we go, I'm sweating, all right.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: So we we sent Greg off with a mission, and
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: he's going to be spending time with his parents. And
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: as kids, we've all done things that to this day
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: as adults, our parents probably don't know about absolutely snuck
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: off somewhere.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: They don't know my pyromania face all.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: So that was kind of the idea here, is to
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: do a confessional where, you know, Greg would tell his
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: mom and dad about something that he does a kid
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: that he doesn't think that they know about, and just
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: to get the reaction.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Now, I mean, you know he's in his fifties. Yeah,
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: a little bit on the old time, right, so.
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: I mean the statute of limitations has expired. He would
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: think you would think, all right, but it kind of
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: turned into something else because it's Greg.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: And it was awkward. My mom was sitting there and
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: just listening in.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Retrospect.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I sound like I'm on trank. I don't know what's
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: wrong with me. And we guys are drinking, right, we were,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: but nine not crazy amounts. And I just sound like
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: a tranked out fool.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: That's how you.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Usually sound when you're drinking.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I guess you just don't know it because you were nervous.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: So he didn't confess anything, but what he had ended
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: up doing, apparently was having a conversation with his dad
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: and asking his dad about the ways that he was
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: disappointed in him.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Which which did lead to a pleasant surprise for me. Yeah,
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: but I wanted to start by setting the record straight
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: about his voice, because you say, folks like, no.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: That's your Yeah, just head out to the multi color
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: garage and retrieved the classic Mustang we.
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: Gave you was your first card.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: Put the keys on the please have the helpiled it,
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Please have the help pool the vehicle round.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Start with his voice, And this is me on trank
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: by the way.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: I said, this is Greg tranked out, and and Greg's dad.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: All right, it's Greg Gory and I'm here sitting with
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: my dad. And you had to introduce yourself. You're not
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: gonna just in case it airs anywhere else other than
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: this show. I love Greg going tones. I never say high.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I never do that.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: You like how you guys just invent that.
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: I say this.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Narrative.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just in case we end up sending us to
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: other radio stations and media outlets A correctly, I.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Want to pick it up.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: You know, all right, it's Greg Gory and I'm here
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: sitting with my dad, and I wanted to start by saying, Dad,
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: do you know that everybody thinks you say hello, I
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: am mister Gory, and they think you have this thick
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: James Bond Villain accent? Can you clear the air for us?
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: That is totally incorrect.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: I do not speak like such.
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: Life.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Perhaps I have a New.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: York City accent, and I am very embarrassed about that. Well,
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: I I can talk in a normal voice also.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: But yeah, because Greg's dad is from New York, it's
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: got like a New York accent.
• 51:29
  Speaker 11: No, I need him to be hy dracula.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I mean I do talk like this. Yeah, forget, he's
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: got a little bity though he has a New York accent.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Does I don't hear it? It's very it's very faint
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: hear it.
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: You can kind of hear it towards towards the end accent,
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: even like an accent, like just just that right there.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: Perhaps I have a New York City accent there, and
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: I am very embarrassed about that.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Well, I can talk in a normal voice.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: I could talk talk, I could talk. He's in there, yeah, normal,
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: I heard it, Yeah, kind of heard it.
• 52:03
  Speaker 11: Normal.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: And then I wanted to know from him if he remembered,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: because I think my memory might be better than his,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: which is shocking, that's scary. There's this one time I
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: really embarrassed him in front of one of their female friends.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Are there any examples of when you were the most
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: disappointed in me? This is greg Gory, by the way.
• 52:20
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I was very surprised to hear a lot of
• 52:23
  Speaker 18: the pranks that Gregory did when he was a youngster
• 52:27
  Speaker 18: with his best friend. But I didn't know about that
• 52:30
  Speaker 18: until much much later after the fact. What did we
• 52:34
  Speaker 18: do lying across the street of Idlebury Road, pretending that
• 52:40
  Speaker 18: they were bodies to stop cars?
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: That's insane, crazy.
• 52:49
  Speaker 15: I could have gotten killed so easily.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: When we saw a car coming, we would run out
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: into the middle of the street, lie down backwards and
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: just to see if.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: They were stop.
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: Oh my god, if they didn't, and.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: If they didn't, I wouldn't be sitting here nice. So stupid,
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: so stupid idiot. And then I just veered down memory
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: lane asked him about if he remembers calling me when
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: I was at work. I think that's the clip.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Do you remember one.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Time I was doing an overnight and you, uh and
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: mom were hanging out with a friend and I was
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: doing the overnight two to six am and you guys
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: called me, and I believe you had been drinking. And
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: do you remember the name of the band that you requested? No,
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: I don't remember right now except that has the wrong name.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Well you put it?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: What do you mean probably drinking? We were drinking?
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, good, good point. You didn't request Pearl Jam. You
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: requested the Pearl Jam. The proes we would like to
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: request the Pearl Jam. What do you mean we were
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: probably trying? Yeah, Well, now you know where it comes from.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it comes right, honestly.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Those genetics man there, Yeah they're crazy.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't unlock it. Huh. And speaking of driving
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: the story, I've told you guys many times. He didn't remember.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Wow, is this the one where they're drinking?
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Do you remember a time I was thirteen years old?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Another drinking situation where you and mom had some friends
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: visiting from out of state and we all went to
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: a party and you gave me the keys and said
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: you have to drive home.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: Do you remember that night?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Not at all?
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: What age should you learn to drive? My god, your mom?
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: What should you learn to try?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: What?
• 54:33
  Speaker 11: She sounds like, come on, this is mom.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think your dad was probably checking the statute's limitations.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Maybe yeah right, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Remember that one out?
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and you gave me the keys and said
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: you have to drive home?
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Do you remember that night?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Not at all?
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Should you learn to drive?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Thirteen? Experience exactly?
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: She's like, boy, we were, we were slum.
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: Drinking.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: I was so loaded up on Spanish fly Dad give me.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: It was probably like one of those jug wines.
• 55:17
  Speaker 11: Table line.
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: Greg is spending time with his parents and they're, you know,
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: having some wine and having a little conversation here mostly
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: with with Greg's dad.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: And your little little parents by Greg's mom there.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, a little appearance, and then I don't remember
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: doing this. I basically commenteered my dad's car and changed
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: it completely. This is clip four any other examples of
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: when I was an utter disappointment and shame to I
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: recall one.
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: He wasted no time, by the way, if you noticed
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: like it disappointed me. Actually yes, yeah, yeah.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I recall one. It's a funny incident.
• 55:55
  Speaker 18: I had gone overseas on a work assignment, and I
• 55:58
  Speaker 18: had lent you my daughters to a eighty z okay,
• 56:02
  Speaker 18: and I get a phone call from you. You know,
• 56:04
  Speaker 18: I'm about eight thousand miles away, and you said, hey, Dad,
• 56:08
  Speaker 18: if you were to paint your car, what color would
• 56:11
  Speaker 18: you pick? Right?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I said black, and you said, oh, that's what I
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: just did.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, So I asked you for permission after the fact,
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: the fact.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: That's always easier to ask for forgiveness.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: What kind of paint did you use? How I never
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: heard this story twenty plus years of working.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Together, I had completely forgotten this. So he was on
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: this work trip that lasted for several months living. I
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: think it was Sadi Arabia. Okay, you're justy and.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's in Saudi Arabia for months of the time,
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: god knows where in Eastern.
• 56:45
  Speaker 11: Europe, so much change his accent.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he had this gold dots in z that
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I thought, oh, it's lame, it's gold. I want it
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: to be black because I'm driving it for a while.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: So I took it to this paint company. I don't
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: know if it exists anymore. It was called called Earl Shot,
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: of course, and it was like any car for ninety
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: nine dollars. So I took it in and I got
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: this crappy ninety nine dollars paint shop, and I was like, yeah,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: this is badass. And then I called my dad overseas
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: and said what he just said.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Maybe I should have asked him first what color he'd
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: want it.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: If you I was going to get it painted, what
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: would you like it to be?
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: Black?
• 57:19
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Probably seven sixteen seventeen killed you. Yeah, I used my
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: pizza parlor money to paint my dad's car. I forgot
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: it paints the pea wagon.
• 57:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: Greg's conversation going down Memory Lane and is newly painted
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: dotson Z with his dad.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: And then I brought up you guys. Okay, not many
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: months ago you were in the same room hung out
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: with spoke to Woody Menace, Sammy, Woody's wife, Jen, Tim Martinez,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Kevin Lagrett.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Tell me your first impressions. Tell me your thoughts about
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: the group.
• 57:57
  Speaker 18: Actually, I was pleasantly so prized what a nice group
• 58:02
  Speaker 18: of people they are. They came at a moment which
• 58:06
  Speaker 18: was a difficult time for me. I could see that
• 58:10
  Speaker 18: the support that they gave to Greg. I really appreciated that.
• 58:15
  Speaker 18: Now I realized what a what a good congenial working
• 58:19
  Speaker 18: group you have, And they really did show a lot
• 58:23
  Speaker 18: of compassion at my difficult time. And I appreciate their.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Coming totally out of character for them, right, I'm so understand.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: Yes, wow wd, somebody say something nice, Greg, jeez, the
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: first and only time you met them?
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, a character?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Oh dare me?
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: And then they turned into the infamous no sit couch. Yeah,
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: how he witnessed that because I wouldn't allow my parents
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: to sit on the count? Now do your parents have
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: things like that?
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Where did? I wonder where that came from?
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: They wonder the same thing.
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: People you know, usually kind of pick up on their parents'
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: lifestyle choices as far as you know, you know, different
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: things like because maybe your parents had those soaps or
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: those towels and you couldn't use fancy.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah that was just for the nothing like that. I
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: think Grake picked up from MTV cribs, always.
• 59:18
  Speaker 11: No sit room, no couches in plastic at.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Your normal Mario and I replaced the infamous couch that
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: nobody was allowed to sit on. You witnessed us not
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: allow you to sit on the couch. We went out
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: and bought a new couch. So what did we do
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: to celebrate getting a new couch? We let you sit
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: on the old couch. How insanely ridiculous do you think
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Mario and I are for that entire era of our
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: no couch life? Be honest, I think this was the.
• 59:52
  Speaker 18: Most idiotic episode that I've ever witnessed, for real, for real,
• 59:59
  Speaker 18: When you looked at the couch, I thought, what the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 18: heck is going through your minds?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: What was it like experiencing the no couch?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 18: I was so glad that I was able to mess
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 18: it up a little bit as a partying gesture before
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 18: you saran wrapped it and got rid of it.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: So you think we're insane?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, no doubt about it. So embarrassing.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: And then I asked him, well, I brought up the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: fact that you guys say I hate cops, and he
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: kind of confirmed it. Oh, all right, another thing that
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: everybody says about me? Is that quote, Greg hates cops.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Do you have anything to add to that or do
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: you have any proof of that?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 18: As a matter of fact, I have proof. And it
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 18: also was one of my embarrassing moments. We were driving
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 18: and I was pulled over by the police and I
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 18: didn't know why. And it turns out that you were
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 18: in a back seat flipping off the policeman and you
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 18: had just learned flipping I'm not even sure if you
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 18: knew what flipping off was at that time, but you
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 18: knew it wasn't a good sign, right, And so anyway,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 18: I had to do some sort of an explanation and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 18: apologize for you, and fortunately we got off, or I
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 18: got off with a with just a warning from the policeman.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 18: But it was very embarrassing. But I guess that was
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 18: sort of a prophecy. So you're attitude towards the police.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, okay, so maybe they are onto something when
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: they say I hate cops.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: All right, that's right, that's right, that's right. I got
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: to pop some more trains.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll be here doing heroin if you need me. God, idiot, It's.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Let's end then the misery for me with this final
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: clip where I made one minute confession.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: All right, little confession, Greg talking to his parents.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for talking with us.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: I guess on that note, I should let you know
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: that back in the days when I was married and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: house sitting for you, everybody wanted me to let you
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: know that I had sex in your bed.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Jesus, where else would you do it?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe my bed. Where else would you
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: do it? And you came in on that. Yeah, we
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: didn't say anything.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: You wanted me to tell it.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: That was your paull chill about it.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Where else would you do it?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Find b speaking of couches, couch, that whole thing. Huh yeah, exactly,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: all right. I was told to tell you that was spicy.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: And dad, they made me tell you that's it.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: Well, Greg, I really enjoyed the conversation. I always enjoy
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: your parents. Your parents are super sweet people. They love
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: you guys, and they definitely nailed their impression of us.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: Were very cool, great, very very compassionately and very red
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: to get quick break. We got some more Winny show
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: coming up for you next time. What do you know.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: The show?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: Fuck, it's like just these fat people standing there. Who
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: are you fart knockers.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 9: This is the woody show.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: I still got a woody sea mess. What did you
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: do for the week of Well, I went to get
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: oral surgery.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 8: And we're all, yeah, just uh.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Well because of TMJ nighttime clenching from all the Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: because you clench when you do that catches that. Yeah,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: that's a trans swinging to miss on that joke.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: But the point is that when you do that, it
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: can lead to gum recession, especially right on your jawline,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: which is what I had. And there's a couple of
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: different ways to fix that. Number one is they go
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: to the roof of your mouth, slice off a piece
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: of that, and then you tape it on to where
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: your gums are. The other thing, which is what I did,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: is they take two little meat hooks, grab on your gums,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: yank them up, and then bio glue them back onto
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: your teeth where they belong.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: And that's what I got.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 11: Okay, were you out cold for things?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: No, I'm a bad ass. Number one.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: But number two it's just it's you know, they just
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: suits you up full of an overcaane or whatever light
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: a cane and whatever that is. And so you do
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: already is In fact, you may have noticed I'm still
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: a little bit puffy.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: So that's that. To be honest, I did those you
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: were a little bit more puffy. I'm like, damn, ready
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: to go hard on vacation, hit some buffets. I'm in
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: my colin jos Era.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 10: So I have the same thing, and this hasn't been
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 10: suggested to me. So I gotta get meat hooks and
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 10: pull my gums.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: Well, that's themed like the old the old way, which
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: is still a fine way. But the thing is when
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: they slice the roof of your mouth open, because that regenerates,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: and it's also the thickness you need for your gums.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: You can you can only do so much of that
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: at a time, which for like a one off is fine,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: but for like two different spots, and they get it
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: done all at once, and I just said, let's just
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: do that.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: I think the receding guns is one that you would
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: have to pull the gums down, not.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: So you have top and bottom teeth.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: True, Okay, I'm an idiot. I was like, wait, why
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: would they pull them down?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Not as dumb as my sea bask giving mouth parties
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: joke though, there no that.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I think I'm stupider.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: So with a meso, no, I can't play.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: I can't play trombone and trumpet for like five more
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: wings and quite frankly, the mouth parties, I cannot. I
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: shouldn't be blowing, blowing or spitting. I shouldn't be doing
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: any of that. No skin fluid right right exactly. So yeah, sorry, boys,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry fellas.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 19: For example, the first thing that we make now instead
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 19: of a poockole clock, see this is a poopole clock.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: And what we did see is we took them turns
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: and we crammed them in between the number there.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 13: So that's one thirty, two, thirty, three, thirty.
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  Speaker 7: The Woody show creating awkward moments between Uber drivers and
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: their customers is twenty fourteen.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: Show Bring Me right Back. The show will be right back.
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  Speaker 12: I know.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: known as a memory.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: This is based on how I think, just in general,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: the weeks in the year have been going. That's no
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: more of an accelebrated pace like lightning plan. I thought
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: something was wrong with the first accent. We were gone
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: for a month, yea, like we were gone for one
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: hour in a one hole. Yeah, so lightning fast, but
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: it's the same every year. It's always a good time
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: because everybody's like on break, I mean all these different
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: radio shows, and you know it's from a radio standpoint,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: it's a really good week as far as like disrupted
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: listening and everything else to go, Like Morgan, on a
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: scale one to ten, what would you give Labor Day?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 15: Okay, I'm giving Labor Day a nine.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: Out of ten? Is that just because what you did? Okay?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 19: Yeah again with my ratings here, any holiday where we
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 19: get off work automatically bumping in its holiday, it's going
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 19: to be an eight or above if we get off work.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: But that's most holidays. But as holidays go Halloween or.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 11: Like, do you celebrate privately Labor Day?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: Ye know, of course not so every day you're giving
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: a what nine out of ten.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 15: Because you celebrate working by not working.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good point as a kid.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: And you give it a one because it means back
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: to school? Oh yeah, that's the most And that's the.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 15: One where you're not supposed to wear white afterwards?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: White shoes?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, is that thing anymore?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 15: I think it's a thing.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: I think dudes wearing white is always so tacky, really yeah.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 15: I think it's nice, like the Didy party.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dudes wearing.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: You know, it just reminds me of that whole like
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: kind of douchey Miami. Yeah, kind of like that, like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: that like Florida fancy, Florida fans, Florida fancy, or cousin
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: Eddie with the white shoes.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Like the white leather shoes, tacky.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: I don't own white pants.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 11: Good, I could see you with them.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll get some.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: What about Halloween?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 19: Okay, Halloween? Well that this is my out of ten.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 19: This isn't the only holiday I give a straight up
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 19: ten out of ten. You can dress sluttie, you know,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 19: no matter your age. You can dress like a burrito
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 19: or like a Stapler's something.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Weird sexy Stapley. But what's the quote, Sammy? You can
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: dress like it's from Mean Girls?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 17: Oh yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know if there's
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 17: a quote. But they dress all slutty and then they're like,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 17: what are you supposed to because it's just lingerie.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 15: She's like, I'm a mouse. Look at the ears, duh,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 15: and everyone just in launderine.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 11: Whatever ears they have on is what they are.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 19: But one thing about Halloween, I commit too hard to costumes.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 19: So there is one Halloween I regret because I was
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 19: Lil Wayne. But that's all I'll say. Out of ten?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Did you get did you get crap for it?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 15: Pictures are gone?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: People give you crap about it at the time.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 15: No, but they should have. But I was living in
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 15: I do love Wayne, how I do too?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: All Right?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: So Labor Day was a nine, Halloween is a ten.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: The next one after that would be, uh, depending on
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: where you are, Columbus Day or Indigenous People's Day, because
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: that's ok tootin day.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah, so let me find it.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 19: Okay, I'm given Columbus Day or whatever we're going to
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 19: call it now a three out of ten because we
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 19: still have to work but the banks are closed.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 15: Tell me how that makes sense?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like the parade is big in New York. Yeah,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: you know, I think you know.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: So it might be like one of those where the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: holiday is bigger in certain regions yea, yeah than it
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: is in other places, like Marti Gras obviously huge feeling
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: like falling off New Orleans or Saint Louis. Saint Louis
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: has a huge Marty Grass celebrate.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 19: Oh yeah, and it's like politicized now because if you
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 19: call it the wrong name then oh.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: Whatever, yeah, all right, so Halloween then that what would
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: be next up? That would be Thanksgiving Thanksgiving, but the
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: one after.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 11: Oh October Halloween Thanksgiving.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: But there's nothing between that and Halloween and Thanksgiving. When
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: it's when's that?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: If we're going through the calendar, I think we're up
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: to Thanksgiving.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: We'll start Thanksgiving on a scale one to ten.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 15: Morgan giving it a hard six.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Older you get, the more you like.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 19: I want to say six seven, but I'm sticking with
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 19: six because you get to see your family.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 15: But the one thing I don't like about it, you
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 15: gain a lot of weight. I have an issue with
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 15: those holidays where it's just like egg and then sleep
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 15: and then fight with family.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: Thanksgiving is one of my favorites. It's my number one
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: because it's ten eleven. It's a holiday without obligation. I
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: mean some people it is an obligation, meaning like you
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: have to go to.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: But you don't have to.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: That's the thing you don't have to, like, you don't
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: have to like, it's whatever you want, right so, like, uh,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: there's no gifts. That's also big, no decorating no decorating,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: no gifts. It's just that you hang out, you watch football, family,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: you eat. Right now, there is maybe some obligation because
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: you come from a broken home, so you have to
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: go to your mom's place for some Thanksgiving and you
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: get to go to your dad's place for things that
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: one Thanksgiving kind of stuff. But you that's up to
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: you to kind of drive what I'm saying, like, it's
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: more like the cards, the gifts. There's not a whole
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: big thing abound the way there is Christmas not supposed
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: to right, or some of these other things there. You know,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: birthdays are anniversaries or Valentine's and there's more obligations.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: We're going to get four days off.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, well, okay, that's true.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: I wasn't considering the It does become more complicated, right
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: when after you get married you have to go to
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: whose house you're going to go to and things. The
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: best is once you have kids, because then you say, guys,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: we have kids. Now you need to come to us, right. Yeah,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: But I don't know.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 19: I always thought it was stressful for my mom for
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 19: people to come into town because then you're cooking, you're cleaning,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 19: you've got to make sure you're hosting.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Do we want to say Black Friday is a holiday
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: because people treat it as a holiday?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 11: Is it anymore?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: I think it fell off.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 19: I didn't even know I can rate it in the moment.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 19: I give it like a tube because we're so over
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 19: the weak fun.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: We don't do doorbusters anywhere, fight fights, and then and
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: the Christmas would be next, right.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 19: Okay, Christmas. I'm going to get some hate from this,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 19: and I see you glaring at me already. I'm giving
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 19: Christmas a seven only because there is so much lead
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 19: up to it, Yes, for months and months and months,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 19: and it only it's only going to get a ten
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 19: out of ten if you're from a rich family, because
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 19: I get that, Like you just wake up and you're like, oh,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 19: it's Christmas, and then you open a few things and
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 19: then it's like, oh, it's over.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, Christmas.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: Christmas and weddings are very similar because like there is
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: a lot of work and lead up to something that
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: goes by.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: Really it's done, it's done. Yeah, it goes by.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 17: I mean mine, I guess kind of last days. But
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 17: also you're only thinking of the presence for Christmas. I
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 17: guess it's the point there's also movies and cooking and
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 17: baking are like other things. You're making Christmas dinner together.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 17: There's a lot of stuff going on on Christmas.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 19: There is family stuff. But you'd be lying if you'd
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 19: say it wasn't all about gifts. It's all about gifts, not.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: For me personally now, because I like it for me.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: I've always liked the around Christmas stuff. So the season itself,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: I mean, and not too early, like not until Santa's
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: fat ass goes down the prayed route on the the
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: Macy's Thanksgiving Day. Prey, do I allow the house to
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: be decorated. My wife would do it right after Halloween
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: if if she was quote allowed.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: And I know you like it.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: You guys love making an issue about that, but it's
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: our it's our house. We have to agree.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: I don't want Christmas stuff up right after Halloween, but
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: right after the Thanksgiving Day pray put it all up.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: You can leave it up until you know, after New Year,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: and then then then once New Year's Day is over,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: and then all that stuff's got to go. But I like,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: you know, I like hearing the music in places I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: don't want to listen to it NonStop. I like watching
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: Nation Lampoon's Christmas vacation and a Christmas story, all those
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: different things. I think I enjoy that. I enjoy the
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: family get together stuff like that. That stuff's cool.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Christmas would rule if it was mandatory, no gifts like Thanksgiving.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, make it ten times, I agree. No point Christmas then.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 15: Expectation right and leading up to it for a kind
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 15: of a letdown.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: But does bring up a good point about the crafts,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: you know, all the crimes I did so yeah, but
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: so many activities leading to Christmas.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, right after the New Year's like New Year's even
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: near Year's Day is kind of whatever I mean, But
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: like New Year's Eve, we'll keep it to New Yars Here's.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 19: And maybe this is because I'm in my thirties now,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 19: you know, but I used to probably would have given
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 19: it an eight or nine.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: I'm going four.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 19: I'm with you, girl, it's just over hyped. It's just
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 19: a bunch of drunk people. And then also sorry sending
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 19: the hate comments, but the gym is packed with fatties at.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 15: This time, and it really piss me off.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: A wood show, it's a woody show.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: We can go down all the different little smaller ones,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 6: but I'm just going to keep it to a couple
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 6: more of the bigger ones. So we're asking Morgan because
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: she loves to rate things on a scale of one
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: to ten, and so like, how about how about fourth
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: of July?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 15: Oh, fourth of July? Okay, I'm giving this a five
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 15: out of ten.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Oh I know.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 15: Well, here's the thing. The deal live fireworks. Once you've
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 15: seen in them once, when you're like two years old,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 15: you see them all unless you're.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: Setting them off yourself. Unless you're lighting them off yourself,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: that's fun.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 19: And I haven't done that in a long time, so
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 19: that would be more fun. But I have a problem
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 19: with people that do the fireworks for like two weeks.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: Or an after. They're losers.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: But also maybe this is every holiday for some of you,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 10: which is why you're not so excited. But I love
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 10: a good day, party day, drinking hot that's fourth July
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 10: so fun.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, go to a lake, you go to a park.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 15: Yeah, But I'm sticking with five.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: Saint Patrick's Day.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 15: Saint Patrick's Day?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: What did I have?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 15: Three out of ten?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: I agree?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 19: It sucks because you don't get off of work right
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 19: first of all, and then it's not a real holiday
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 19: and it's all about drunk people and.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Not a real holiday. What are you talking about? St? Patrick?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I kind of lumped this one in with uh.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you actually.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 15: It's just excuse for white people to get fair messed up.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 13: You know.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, both holidays are fun if you actually celebrate them.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: If you're like not celebrating them, I could see why
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: you're like, what's the point.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 15: But my main beef with that one is we still work,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 15: so it's going to be a five.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: What about Easter Easter?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 15: Okay, here we go, guys, this is my one out
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 15: of ten. This is ladies. You'll get this.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 19: This holiday gives me the ick, like you see a
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 19: man and you get the ick. Yes, I'm just so
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 19: turned off by it.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 15: It's creepy. You got a big bunny, you know, coming
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 15: in your house up an eggs where.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 11: Okay, you're so right. I didn't grow up with the holiday.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 10: But as Sammy knows, because I've said it before, the
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 10: Easter colors give me, yes, I think it's awful.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: There are no and Greg will say all holiday decorations
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: are tacked.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 11: They are, but the worst of the worst.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: Grading on that scale, Greg, Easter is the worst.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: Of Halloween is the worst when it comes to decorating now.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: Because you can get some hate it, you get some
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: quote cooler ones. There are no cool Easter decorations.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right on Etsy.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: C Colors has Old Lady Plastic grass was on crosses.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: I mean there's just no cool black.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: Candy.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 15: And it's always fun. It's fun as a kid hunting
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 15: around obviously for the eggs.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 17: And then also when you're an adult watching kids, when
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 17: you're staring right at one of the.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 15: Stupid I could find better things to do with it.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: Gave Labor Day a nine. Yeah, what about Memorial Day
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 6: because that kind of bookends the summer, right.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 19: Memorial Day, Yeah, I'm giving it eight eighties because it's
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 19: a holidays, it's.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: A party weekend, the party weekend.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: Also it's a more optimistic one between Memorial Day and
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: Labor Day. And now I know Memorial Day is you
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: don't say Happy Memorial Day because it's you're memorializing people.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: You know you're going to pain, right, right, But for
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: most people that's, you know, that's what they associate with it,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: even though that's not the real true meaning. Same with
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: like Easter and Christmas. I mean it's not about presents,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 6: and it's not about bunnies and chocolate.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 19: So you know, yeah, also does everyone like me? I
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 19: have a picture from when I was a kid with
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 19: the Easter bunny and it's like the creepiest look.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 10: Those are many favorite pictures people person online. Yeah, the
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 10: kids are whole hor terrified.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 11: The bunnies are menacing.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 12: Why do we do that?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: And then well, you know what, I'm not gonna ump
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: them a guy, I was gonna lump them together. I'm
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: not lumping them together. Morgan. On a scale of one
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: to ten, Mother's Day.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 19: Okay, Mother's Day, I'm giving it a nine. But that's
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 19: because I have a soft spot in my heart for
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 19: my little mom. You know, it's just the one day
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 19: where you can sind flowers or do something so small
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 19: that means so much to her.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 15: The only problem I have with it is social media.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 19: You go on social media on Mother's Day and all
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 19: you see is people with their moms and the most
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 19: generic caption of all.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 15: Time, I'm the mom. Sorry not sorry, Yeah, like, okay,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 15: to get it.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 19: Father's Day, Okay, Father's Day ten out of ten because
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 19: I love to see father's pictures.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, super.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 15: So every year.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: Really, I thought for sure.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: The reason I didn't get put them together is because
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  Speaker 6: I thought for sure because people always hold Mother's Day
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  Speaker 6: up here and then Father's Day, it's almost an afterthought.
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  Speaker 19: Well only the social media aspect is what makes Father's
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  Speaker 19: Day better for me?
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  Speaker 15: Hell yeah, I'm like, oh that's what you're.
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  Speaker 1: Where you get it from.
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  Speaker 4: There's Morgan rating things that she always does on a
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  Speaker 4: scale of one to ten.
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  Speaker 15: I can't help it, guys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So Morgan, h we are looking for other things
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  Speaker 4: that we can have you rate on a scale of
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  Speaker 4: one to ten.
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  Speaker 6: If anybody listening has an idea, So, what would would
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  Speaker 6: to hear. Morgan's one to scale are one to ten
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  Speaker 6: scale rating on You can hit.
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  Speaker 4: Us up on the text anything goes like anything.
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  Speaker 6: We just did holidays because we're coming off the holiday
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  Speaker 6: and I'll be honest and she will always be honest.
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  Speaker 6: some more Woodies show next hang on.
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  Speaker 17: And then I went to the last room and I
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  Speaker 17: came back and the planet totally changed, totally different experience.
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  Speaker 4: I know we're with a Woody show right now. The
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  Speaker 4: universe has a way of leading you to where you're
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just supposed to be there.
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  Speaker 6: The Woody showed The Woody Show The Phones open eight
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  Speaker 4: Woodie sent us a text over to two to nine
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  Speaker 6: Driver says they were speeding because why a driver in
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  Speaker 6: Canada pulled over for going way over the speed limit
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  Speaker 6: and a super sweet gray Mini van. Hell yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: When the cops asked him why he was speeding, he
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  Speaker 6: said his wife was about to have a baby. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: wife was about to have a.
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  Speaker 10: Baby, diarrhea or he had a leg cramp and he
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  Speaker 10: couldn't take his foot off.
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  Speaker 4: Again, there's a carbon monoxide leak in my car.
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  Speaker 6: I think even if he really did have diarrhea, the
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  Speaker 6: cops aren't buying that excuse now because I think everybody's
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  Speaker 6: tried to.
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  Speaker 8: Use that one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got popular.
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  Speaker 6: There have been times. There have been times, and there
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  Speaker 6: was one not all that long ago, where man I
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  Speaker 6: had to I had to poop so bad. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: was like, okay, I can make it. Home, and then
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, I don't know if I'm making home.
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  Speaker 6: I'm essentially standing in my are totally like were my.
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  Speaker 4: My feet are.
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  Speaker 6: Pressed against the floor like behind the gas pedals, and
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  Speaker 6: I'm kind of I'm kind of setting straight, so I'm
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  Speaker 6: trying to clench my ass y. Yeah, I'm like, oh
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  Speaker 6: my god, where you feel like you're you're just gonna spill, right,
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  Speaker 6: And so yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm basically driving stiff as a board as I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Clenching my cheeks. And how much longer in the drive
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  Speaker 2: did you have?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe five minutes?
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  Speaker 6: But I did think because like that last five minutes
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  Speaker 6: is all through residential neighborhoods says, And there are always
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  Speaker 6: cops hanging out, Like my wife has gotten a couple
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  Speaker 6: of tickets because it didn't come to a complete stop
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  Speaker 6: at the stop sign, which nobody does at this one
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  Speaker 6: particular stop sign. But they're always hanging out in these
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  Speaker 6: certain areas. So I'm like, dude, this is gonna be
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  Speaker 6: the day that they're there. So I'm like, you know what,
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  Speaker 6: I'll tell them, like you can follow me back to
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  Speaker 6: my house. You can sit there and watch me prove,
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  Speaker 6: because I'm thinking they're never going to buy it, but
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, I legitimately feel like my ass is gonna
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  Speaker 6: fall out.
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  Speaker 15: Well at that, right, you just got to poop there
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  Speaker 15: to prove it to them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, here, I'll bring out the evidence. Look, look it's fresh,
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  Speaker 6: it's still warm. Ticket Yeah, please, no ticket?
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  Speaker 4: No, okay.
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  Speaker 6: So this guy, he was in a super sweet gray
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  Speaker 6: minivan haul and asked when he was pulled over, asked
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  Speaker 6: why he was speeding, he said he was speeding because
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  Speaker 6: any other guesses like cramp like cramp, we heard that
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  Speaker 6: one on to ad party. Because he was running out
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  Speaker 6: of gas. That's why that's not a good reason, because
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  Speaker 6: that would that would burn gas. Which now here's the thing.
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  Speaker 6: He was running out of gas. In fact, the gas
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  Speaker 6: ran out during the traffic stop. The cops find him
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  Speaker 6: for speeding, but he earned a bunch of other finds
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  Speaker 6: on top of that because when the cops looked in
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  Speaker 6: the van, almost none of the nine people and there
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  Speaker 6: were wearing seatbelts, including a three.
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  Speaker 4: Year old nine that was going on in this minivan
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  Speaker 4: was in.
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  Speaker 6: There in a car seat, but no, was not belted
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  Speaker 6: into the car seat, was just kind of sitting loose
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  Speaker 6: in the car seat.
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  Speaker 11: With eight other people that could have trapped it in.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my god. That's always the thing
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  Speaker 6: I've wondered, because you know, I've never knock on wood,
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  Speaker 6: but like I'm always paying attention. Hey, how much gas
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  Speaker 6: do I have?
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  Speaker 18: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Exactly, And there are people who love to push it.
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  Speaker 6: They love to push that, like how much more can
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  Speaker 6: I get out of it now?
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  Speaker 4: To go to the gas station?
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  Speaker 6: If you're if you're dirt poor and you're really trying
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  Speaker 6: to stretch it as long as you can because you
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  Speaker 6: just don't have any money or whatever, Like I can't
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  Speaker 6: even understand. I'll understand that. But there are people who
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  Speaker 6: it's almost like a game. It's like a game of chicken.
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  Speaker 6: Otherwise it doesn't make any sense to me. You see
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  Speaker 6: people on the side of the highway or whatever they're
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  Speaker 6: so how do we get they're waiting for roadside to
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  Speaker 6: bring them some gas. And it does seem to be
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  Speaker 6: more women than dudes.
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  Speaker 10: That doesn't sound right. Yes, I totally that are waiting
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  Speaker 10: for someone to bring them gas.
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  Speaker 4: That's always a.
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  Speaker 6: Dude who ends up running out of gas and on
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  Speaker 6: the side of the road. Is it more women or guys?
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  Speaker 4: I'm willing to bet that women numbers on that. I'm
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  Speaker 4: willing to bet a.
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  Speaker 7: Friend had chat GPT women or guy, and I guarantee it.
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  Speaker 7: You could go down the list of like who if
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  Speaker 7: you just pull people who has more like warning lights
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  Speaker 7: in their dash?
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  Speaker 4: You know, like that's different. You're not paying attention, You're
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  Speaker 4: not paying attend. Do you have any stat over there?
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  Speaker 4: It seems to be against our huh, against our inclinations?
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  Speaker 10: You really, men are statistically more likely than women to
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  Speaker 10: run out of gas. That despite the common perception that
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  Speaker 10: women are more like to wait for the low fuel
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  Speaker 10: hold on fuel light to come.
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  Speaker 4: On before refuel it. I have an angle on this. Yes, okay, Now,
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  Speaker 4: are they getting these numbers because somebody had to go
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  Speaker 4: bring them gas? Because if it was a lady, potentially
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  Speaker 4: their partner or somebody within their family will go bring
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  Speaker 4: them gas calling a service. I'm taking they're the ones
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  Speaker 4: who just ran out of gas because.
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  Speaker 11: Guys, I think are more like risky risk takers like
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  Speaker 11: I can do it.
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  Speaker 4: We can make it. Yeah time, I'm not going to stop.
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  Speaker 4: Now stop for me exactly.
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  Speaker 11: I don't see women doing that.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't believe that stat it is women. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I swear.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I swear, and you can ask my wife.
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  Speaker 6: This is the God's honest truth. Every time, every single
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  Speaker 6: time I get in my wife's car to go drive it,
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  Speaker 6: it's almost lights on. Oh really yeah, where the message
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  Speaker 6: comes up? Would you like just to help you find
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  Speaker 6: the closest gas station? I go, how are you driving
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  Speaker 6: around always out of gas?
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  Speaker 4: I swear? I just filled it up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what a we got?
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  Speaker 18: She is?
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  Speaker 6: She's driving around to all the kids stuff and picking
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 6: them up and dropping them off here she's doing that
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  Speaker 6: whole like you know shuttle service thing.
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  Speaker 11: Well that's the other thing. She's making these short stops.
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  Speaker 4: So but how do you make it?
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  Speaker 6: But how is it that it's just always when I
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  Speaker 6: get in the car, that's when you're out against good question,
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  Speaker 6: because she knows you'll do it like they people love
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  Speaker 6: to push it man, and that this this goes to
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  Speaker 6: another survey that does help us a little bit. It
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  Speaker 6: says that fifty eight percent of women would call their
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  Speaker 6: spouse first for a roadside of emergency, only thirty eight
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  Speaker 6: percent of men would.
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  Speaker 4: Got to look on how this data was collected. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's just a serve, not just a survey. The methodology
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  Speaker 4: is important, right, but it says it's a surfing yeah
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